Ghost confronts racist trolls on April Fool's Day before addressing Nipsey Hussle's murder, dismissing Dr. Sebi conspiracy theories while blaming Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg for instigating gang violence via hip-hop culture. He attacks Barack Obama as anti-American, defends Donald Trump, and critiques Bitcoin markets alongside furries. The broadcast escalates into heated exchanges over anti-Semitism, anarchism, and suicide threats, culminating in Ghost's intoxicated rants about replacing his engineer and mocking callers before abruptly ending the show amidst physical discomfort and chaotic chat interactions. [Automatically generated summary]
Thank you for tuning in to episode 40, baby, 4-0 of the Ghost Show.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I'd like for everybody listening to spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
And let everybody you know, let them all know that The Ghost Show is live, episode 40, right now.
April Fool's Day Curse00:14:29
It's April Fool's Day, baby.
You're damn right.
Let's wait for everybody to come in.
We've got a lot of things to talk about today on the Ghost Show, episode 40.
And by the way, once again, April Fool's Day, baby.
But ain't no jokes here.
Ain't no jokes here except for these scumbags in the chat room that are saying that I'm late.
Screw you, all right?
Screw you.
Dumbasses in the chat room saying I'm late.
I'm here.
You're lucky I'm here.
And you're lucky you're having an episode 40 of the Ghost Show.
Oh my God.
Hope everybody's having a good weekend.
I had a decent weekend.
You're damn right.
And shut up in the chat room.
Shut up.
I'm not late.
Shut up.
I'm not late.
All right.
Take me out of here, Engineer.
Take it.
Take the music out of here.
All right.
We're back.
Thank you all for tuning in to another episode of The Ghost Show.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
What is this?
No.
Jesus Christ.
Let's not start with this, please.
All right.
Seriously?
Buy that for a dollar.
Late again.
Listen, I always say that I'm going to broadcast Monday, Wednesday, and Friday around 8:30-ish.
8:30-ish Texas Standard Time.
You're late again.
Stock short today on up to the next day.
Shut up.
All right.
The Dow Jones soared 300.
No, don't do my show!
26,258.
Stupid text-to-speech lady trying to take my job.
Listen, shut up, all right?
Everybody, just shut your stupid stinking smelling hole out here.
All right?
I say that I'm going to be here around 8:30-ish.
8:30 is Central Standard Time.
Nigger.
Ah, Jesus.
Look, I don't condone any of this racist garbage that these sick, demented internet people are going to text a speech with.
We got something to talk about here.
At first, I have a confession to make.
What's the confession?
I'm Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog, 31 A.M. Abroni.
What?
April Fools.
It was a joke, my friend.
Anyways, happy April Fool's Day and thanks for bringing us the minority back on Friday's episode.
I'm not going to be doing no April Fools' jokes.
All right, cheers to you, Sonic.
I'm not going to be doing no April Fool's jokes.
The border still isn't shut down.
Oh, shut up, D-Rail.
He's going to shut it down.
Trump is going to be a failure.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
You're probably paid by the DNC.
He just.
You're paid by the DNC.
You're paid by the DNC to pull this crap off.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right?
Meme magicians.
Guys, can you please stop the cyberbullying and be nice to Ghost until 2359, 1159?
Why?
What the hell is your problem?
Why the hell are you talking that, mean magician?
Hail Laitler.
Hail Laitler, you asshole.
Listen, I'm here.
You little internet people punks should be glad that I'm still here and I'm still broadcasting to you scumbags.
Whoa, I can't even believe we did almost six hours.
Yeah, we did six almost six hours for this show.
Engineer, great job.
I made it through an entire show, and I didn't even soil my wheelchair.
I'm not in the middle of the show.
Oh God, wait.
Ah, Christ.
I'm not in a damn wheelchair.
I'm tired of you stupid trolls spreading that goddamn lie.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
What is this?
We did it, lads.
We did it, lads.
We brought PewDiePie back to number one.
Who gives a crap, Nico?
Who gives a crap about Pootie Pie?
Who gives a crap about that Swedish autist?
Do you think I care?
Only steers and queers come from Texas.
I did Ghostland.
And you don't look much like that.
You come down here to Texas and try to say that to my face and see if I don't give you a damn bitch slap.
All right?
Eggplant if Ghost shot the rapper.
Listen, no, look, look, stop trolling.
This is serious business.
I want to talk about this one wick.
Ghost is on Colored People Time.
Oh, Jesus, man.
This is not a time to be racist, you bastards.
I don't condone this crap.
Remember the late emo.
Look, listen, shut up and let me talk and stop it with the eggplant emojis.
I'm getting sick of that crap.
I'm getting sick of that crap.
I was going to make an April Fool's joke, but this show is already a huge.
Oh, yeah.
Well, then why are you listening, dark mean magician girl?
Why are you listening?
Because you're waxing your critters off.
Ghost is listening to me.
It takes forever to get up the wheelchair ramp into his garage.
Shut up, all right?
I'm here.
Just shut your mouth.
All right.
You're lucky I'm here.
All right.
I broadcast every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8:30-ish Central Standard Time jerk-offs.
8:30-ish.
All right.
Cuckler the third.
Trotty Foto!
The show goes well.
Just broke the bank this month.
218 hours of work gave me 1,753 pounds.
You see what I'm saying?
The newest member of the inner circle, Cuckler the Fool.
Ballin!
Cuckler III is balling.
I'm not saying that disgusting racist name.
Whoever did that, I hope you burn in hell.
All right?
Cuckler III, our newest member of the ears are Brooke!
Brooke!
Ghost, these trolls always hate on me when I'm on RG.
But here's a middle finger to all y'all.
No life have and do shit.
Oh!
Let's get this Monday started off.
Oh, man, Brooke told you, troll tears off.
Ha Can you retards please wait until 2359, 1159 p.m.
Wait, mean magician, just sit there and shut your mouth.
I don't know what kind of tricks you have up your sleeve, but just sit there and shut your damn pie hole.
All right?
Look at it.
We go again with this damn eggplant emoji of Ghost Was Late Again.
Listen, I'm here.
I'm here.
And look, Brooke just told you little scumbags.
I mean, Brooke layeth the goddamn Ike Turner backhand on you, goddamn trolls.
All right, for a $25 bill.
And also, Cuckler III, the latest member, the newest member of the inner circle, baby, ball in.
Unlike you, sons of bitches.
So listen, since we already have it, shut up with the goddamn eggplant emojis in the chat room, you piece of trash.
Since we already had two people donate $25, it's time to cry.
I gotta crack it open, man.
Hey, Ghost.
I've been a fan for a long time and wish to join the inner circle.
Before I do, however, I need to ask you a question.
What's the question?
Why are you a wife beater, you pole dancer?
I'm not a fucking idiot.
You're in a wheelchair and you're gonna be a little bit more.
Shut up, all right?
Just sit there and shut your stupid steak and salmon-smelling hole with that false indictment, all right?
Ghost approached Nipsey from behind, yelled, subscribed to the inner circle, then gunned him down while that's not funny, dude.
Look, I want to talk about Nipsey Hustle here.
No, yeah, I got your no, you asshole.
I got your no.
Now, listen, everybody just shut up and let me talk here because I want to talk about this Nipsey huffed hustle situation.
What does this dove do?
Hey, Ghost, we at the outer circle have decided to give you a break this Monday in light of the serious situation.
It's a serious situation, is right in other news.
You might like to hear there is video of Alex Jones getting laughed out of a public area.
Yeah, I know, I saw it.
All right, Alex Jones is falling hard, all right?
Alex Jones is falling hard, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Uh, eggplant emoji to Floss Brooks' dong?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What is that?
You're just hating on Brooke and hating on Cuckler that they're flexing their nuts.
And look, it's Big Bobster86!
Hey, Ghost.
Really enjoyed your YouTube episode.
Hey, thank you, baby.
They brought me so much joy that I'm going to pay it forward by sending in $300 to buy Twilly Atkins a member.
No, no, I don't.
Don't.
What the fuck are you talking about?
No, bitch horses in the goddamn inner circle.
Don't even troll about that.
Bobster, big bobster.
Thank you for the 25, man.
But don't you even dare.
Don't you even kid around about that?
Don't you even troll about that, man?
Good God, man.
Three people that have donated $25.
I am obliged to crack open some beer and then just get the show started.
Episode 40, The Ghost Show.
Thank for everybody for tuning in with me.
I guess it's already that time.
This early in the broadcast.
More beer, baby.
One more.
I'm not saying that disgusting name.
All right.
Look, we're going to talk serious about Nipsey Hustle here.
As soon as these damn trolls stop acting like a bunch of degenerate pieces of goddamn cyber vermin.
All right.
And by the way, I owe some people some cheers.
So let's go ahead and crack open the beers since we've already had three people donate $25.
The last one, I don't know what the hell he's talking about about buying an inner circle slot and giving it to Twilly Atkins.
That ain't gonna happen.
All right, that ain't gonna happen.
All right, son of a bitch.
All right, what is this?
DJ Poochie.
All right, for all the latest bangers and all right, just shut up, all right?
Anyway, look, let me let the foam die down on this beer that I just poured into this glass.
And let's talk a little bit about rapper Nipsey Hustle.
If you don't know, Nipsey Hussle was shot dead yesterday in front of his clothing store called Marathon Clothing on Slossen and Crenshaw in his hood.
And you got a lot of people out here impacted by this man's death because aside from this man being a rapper, this man was trying to help his own community that he was raised in on Slosson and Crenshaw.
And you want to know something?
You want to know something?
He tried to do something positive in his own community, uplift his black community.
Hold on, what is this?
Hook me up with Brooke Ghost?
Why don't you hook yourself up?
What would I look like?
A love connection?
What about Chuck Woolery?
Why don't you hook yourself up, you piece of trash?
I'm talking about Nipsey Hustle here.
All right?
Now, like I said, Nipsey Hussle has been gunned down in front of his own clothing store.
And if you know the history of Nipsey Hustle and this corner store that he had, this marathon clothing, you know that he and his family, his brother, I mean, have been affiliated with this corner for a long time.
I mean, during the early days of the up-and-coming of him and his brother, they actually owned Slosson Tees.
You know, some of you folks don't know that.
He had him and his brother open up Slosson Tees, which ended up becoming raided by the cops.
They went to jail for some, you know, whatever.
What's the difference between Dimebag and Nipsey?
Nothing.
They both got executed like that.
No, let's not start this crap, all right?
Now, I'd like to remind all of you, Nipsey Bag Daryl.
Shut up.
I want to remind you people what we were talking about at episode 39.
Do you remember when I was saying that this gangster rap is not black culture and it was incepted in the black culture by folks that funded NWA, which was the first mainstream gangster rap group?
Dr. Dre.
I want to dome up, bro.
Jesus, just shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
Listen.
All right.
Do y'all remember that on episode 39?
Well, I hate to think that this was me magic.
I'd hate to think.
Hold on, what is this?
No one cares.
Shut up.
I got you shut up.
All right.
You shut up.
This is serious business.
Because Ard Rs for the Ard boys.
What the hell is that, man?
Thoughts on Tupac getting gunned down?
Tupac getting gunned down?
That was a long time ago.
Oh, wait, it was Nipsey.
Nobody cares, man.
What a bunch of jerk dicks, man.
What kind of a bunch of jerk dicks are you, man?
Oh, my God.
This is broken wheelchair.
All right.
Listen, I want to talk about this Nipsey Hustle situation.
Stop donating.
Flex tape is no ordinary tape.
Broken wheelchair.
Stop.
Let me talk.
Let me talk for Christ's sake, man.
Stop donating.
No chickens or chitless.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
God damn it, man.
I don't condone this racist crap that these pieces of garbage are doing.
This is horrible.
This is racist.
And I want to get to the bottom of what happened to Nipsey Hustle.
I want to get to the bottom because I'm sick and tired of these.
There's a conspiracy theory out about Nipsey Hustle.
Have you ever heard about this?
Never forget the Alamo.
These damn trolls trying to make a difference.
Ghost folds of fat assholes.
I'm not a freaking hambo.
Jesus, can you shut up?
Shut your goddamn pie hole and let me talk.
Now, once again, rapper Nipsey Hussle got shot dead in front of his own clothing store, marathon clothing, on Slawson and Crenshaw.
R.I.P. Ah, you son of a bitch.
Look, my apologies, folks, if you're just tuning in and you're asking yourself, are we supposed to be talking about Nipsey Hustle?
We're supposed to be Nipsey.
Nipsey Bag made that fuck Donald Trump song so he had it coming.
One more Dead Moon Cricket.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's a horrible Trump curse.
Did he really make that song?
Nipsey Better Than Pantera.
Yeah, shove it up, your ass.
Fried chicken full.
Listen, shut up.
I mean, did Nipsey Hussle really make fuck Donald Trump that rap song?
Did he really?
Did he really do it?
How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
Eight.
One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Ah, gee.
Why would you fucking Why would you donate something like that, man?
Nipsey Hussle Trump Song00:16:17
And wait a minute.
Nipsey Hussle was the guy that that created fuck Donald Trump.
Are you serious?
Well, maybe I don't feel that bad.
That brother's dead now.
I'm sorry.
Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm over here looking at the I'm looking at the story of Nipsey Hustle, how he used his gangster rap money tried to embolden his neighborhood.
McGranny's a trainer.
Look, shut up.
All right.
Seriously.
I thought that, I mean, this brother was trying to uplift his people out there in Crenshaw.
The Trump curse is real.
I didn't know this son of a bitch was a part of the Trump curse.
I didn't realize that he's saying, fuck Donald Trump.
I didn't realize that at all.
Yeah, you see what I'm saying?
I didn't know all that now.
All right.
I mean, I was appreciative of the brother that he's trying to open up businesses in his Crenshaw district.
He's out here trying to reinvest in the community.
But I do want to say something, okay?
Even though Nipsey Hussle got shot, I'm hearing these goddamn conspiracy theories that Nipsey Hussle got shot because he was going to make a documentary about some crackpipe African Honduran herbalist named Dr. Sebi.
Have you heard about this, folks?
Lest we forget that prior to Nipsey Hussle dying, he had talked about it on several different radio shows that he was going to make a documentary about this herbalist Dr. Sebi, Kitty Cuddles.
As much as I hate to hear a brother get gunned down near my town, fuck Nipsey for his FDT song.
Look, I didn't know he was the one that wrote, you know, fuck Donald Trump.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that one bit, man.
He got shot because he is a nigger.
No, shut up, Juan Wick, all right?
Shut up.
That's racist, and I don't condone what you idiots are saying, all right?
Ghost wears Nipsey clamps.
Listen, I'm serious, okay?
Now, you have a lot of people that are hurt about Nipsey Hussle being killed, all right?
Now, whether you want to believe that it's because he wanted to make this Dr. Sebi documentary, now, if you don't know who Dr. Sebi is, Dr. Sebi was a herbalist doctor that claimed and actually claimed it and defeated in court that he could cure the AIDS.
He can't make decisions for this country.
He gone, crash USNO.
We can't be a slave for Heba.
Got me appreciated.
Are you kidding me?
This is the greatest economy in our American history.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
You're an idiot.
Whoever said fuck Donald, you're an asshole, all right?
You're a dumbass.
I wear pampers.
Yeah, really funny, idiot.
Listen, all right, listen.
This is the reason why many people on the internet, specifically in the hip-hop community, believe that he was killed.
You are more or less on time, and we care about you and don't want you to die.
I appreciate it.
You aren't wheelchair-bound.
You have all your teeth and you don't smoke crack on air.
I don't.
Engineer isn't the talent and the trolls never won.
I know April Fools.
Up of April Fools!
Son of a bitch, man.
Listen, shut up, all right?
Shut your mouth.
Now listen.
All right.
People in the hip-hop community actually believe that Nipsey Hussle was shot.
Another statistic.
Black on black violence isn't funny.
It's fucking hilarious.
Oh, come on.
No, no, it's not.
No, it's not.
I mean, seriously, folks, some people believe that he was shot dead in front of his damn clothing store because he was going to make a documentary about this herbalist, this African Honduran herbalist by the name of Dr. Sebi, who claimed that he cured people of the AIDS, who claimed that he cured people of cancer, diabetes, sickle cells, stroke, blindness, etc.
And he was taken to court.
I'm not going to say that sick name, all right?
I'm not going to say that sick name.
He was taken to court, all right, and in the 80s.
He was taken to court in the 80s, Anime and Hentai better than Panteric.
Yeah, shoving up your ass, all right?
He was taken to court in the 80s and beat the trial and was found innocent.
All right?
Ghost killed Nipsey, me, Matt.
No, don't go there.
Don't you fucking go there, man.
I knew you trolls were going to go there, man.
Don't go there.
His death was pure car.
Look, look, I'm just, we're trying to go over things.
I don't care about your personal opinions.
And don't go there that I killed Nipsey because of me, magic, man.
Okay.
Okay.
Great.
On episode 39, I talked about how gangster rap was the degeneracy of black folk and how black folk were manipulated into believing that gangster rap is the equivalent of their culture.
They were accepted.
They were accepted to believe that's their culture.
You did not see gangster rap prevalent in America until you started seeing it being distributed by NWA, who was founded by Easy E and another partner named Jerry Heller.
And of course, Dr. Dre's Death Row Records.
All right.
What is this?
Now that you know Nipsey did not bow down to the Trumpin' for her, you don't like him?
Fuck Donald Trump.
Hey, shut up, all right?
Let me tell you something.
Shut your mouth.
You shekel goblin.
Hey, shut your goddamn mouth, all right?
I didn't know he's the guy who wrote that song.
Type eggplant in chat if I should bring ghosts to the Grand Canyon and let go of his wheelchair.
That's not funny, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not in a wheelchair, so that's not funny.
So shut up.
Communist wife beater.
Mean magic finds a way, ghosts.
No, shut your mouth with the mean magic, man.
All right?
Nipsey first, ghost next.
Oh, that's great.
All right.
That's freaking great, man.
All right, just shut up.
Madeline McCann, Nipsey Hussle, and 49 Muslims, all killed in the name of the ghost show.
Shame on you.
How the hell do you figure that, man?
Don't blame me.
Don't blame me, meme magic, man.
Don't blame me.
It's your fault, man.
I hope you, April, fall off of your chair.
Shut up, Captain Autism, right?
Just sit there and shut your stupid hole.
All right?
Shut up.
Death by me magic.
Don't put that on me, man.
Don't put that on my conscience.
Okay?
Don't you dare put that on my conscience, man.
Gangster rap was created and promoted by Jews in the music industry.
That's not entirely true, Juan Wick, alright?
I'm just simply stating that Blucifer!
Blucifer!
Speaking of dead rappers, the caliber of dead rappers has gone down considerably since Tupac and Biggie Smalls.
At least, those rapper gods fell down in a blaze of glory and lived like how they died.
They also made hit after hit and couldn't be stopped.
I want to be completely honest with you.
I think Tupac's a studio ass gangster.
He did the fuck Donald Trump featuring Nipples, and he is planning on releasing a second FDT track this year.
Oh.
We've found your next target, Ghost.
No, don't say that.
Don't you say that?
My next target.
Man, shut up.
Too late, Me Magic.
You killed Nipsey with Me Magic.
Eggplant for Me Magic.
Man, don't blame this on me, man.
Don't you dare.
Can you explain what YouTube Live is to my stepfather?
YouTube Live.
I'd be happy if you did.
And please say happy birthday to him.
Happy birthday, Dad.
YouTube Live is when people can just go live and start broadcasting to the world.
All right.
I'm listened to by hundreds of thousands of people throughout the world.
All right.
That's what it's all about.
Now, before I get to any more Nipsey Hustle news, I've got some cheers I got to say to some people, okay?
We got a lot of people who donated $25, and I got to say cheers to them for doing so, man.
Of course, Cuckler III, the newest member of the inner circle.
Cheers to you, man.
I'm glad you're balling.
And of course, Brooke.
What's going on, Brooke?
Laying the smack it down on these trolls.
Look at all the hater aid on these trolls.
Now they're trying to crawl up your butt crack now there, Brooke.
Anyway, cheers to Brooke, man.
Thank you.
Cheers.
And hope to hear you on Radio Graffiti.
Big Bobster86.
You better not do what you said.
Who even is Nick Shay Hussle?
I've never heard of this scrub.
Well, just shut up, Captain Autism.
You sound like you're a freaking Nickelback fan or something.
Listen, Big Bobster86, you better not pay $300 to get in the inner circle to give to goddamn Tweeley Atkins because it's going to be a waste of your money.
All right, it's going to be a waste of your goddamn money.
Don't you even dare.
And the latest person who put $25 dono was what I'm looking for right now.
Jesus Christ.
Man, can you all just let me do my broadcast, man?
Look at all these fucking donations, man.
No, that's enough.
Jesus, Blucifer.
Okay, thank you.
Nipsey first, wheelchair next.
All right, shut up.
Blucifer, thank you very much, Blucifer.
I know you were talking about Biggie and Tupac.
Gangster life culture is a fucking joke.
Only the stupid people would even take part in a life stunner like that.
A life in jail or death by gang shootout as well.
Hey, Cuckler.
It's easy to fall victim to it when you have it promoted every goddamn media, in every media.
All right.
What is this?
I don't know what the hell.
I don't know what that is to put ghosts in a wheelchair.
I don't know what the hell that is.
No, asshole.
I got your no, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Let me talk, no.
Now, once again, Blucifer was the last guy to donate $25.
He was talking about Biggie and Tupac being good artists.
Now, look, I mean, I enjoy Biggie and Tupac's music, but lest we forget that Tupac was a studio-ass gangster, okay?
Can we, can we?
This guy, as soon as he went on Death Row Records, this guy's like, yeah, thug like Westside!
Thug like Westside!
When this brother Tupac was, he was, he went to school in New York.
He went to art school in New York.
All right?
Art school in New York, man.
Hey, Ghost.
I was in the previous IC before you oived it.
Before I opened up the story.
It's been a long time since I heard your voice.
Are you still in a wheelchair, you drunk?
Hold on, man.
First of all, I didn't oiv any.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
But you're probably some stupid jerk dick that's probably sitting there, you know, waxing your carrot, thinking, ha ha, I'm going to troll ghost, and I'm going to show him.
I'm not, but like I said, hey, Tupac was a studio ass gangster.
He was in art school in New York.
How can he be sitting here back in those days when he was talking garbage about the East Coast?
Remember the whole East Coast, West Coast crap?
This brother was raised in New York.
He went to art school in New York.
And then all of a sudden, this son of a bitch was just going to, what, all of a sudden be Westside till he dies.
He's a studio gangster.
He's an actor.
All right.
Okay, great.
He had a couple of decent songs.
I'm not going to put it past him.
Okay.
That's some decent songs.
He was not a gangster, man.
Now, Biggie Smalls, on the other hand, he was actually raised in Brooklyn, you know, in the slums of Brooklyn.
Now, whether that constitutes him as being a gangster, I don't know.
I guess you got to ask the people of the street on that crap.
But, you know, he had some decent rhymes.
He was a good metaphorical rhymer.
I'll give him that much credit.
But come on, man.
Dead Sea Hustle asshole.
Look, shut up, all right?
Just shut your mouth.
But either way, we can agree to disagree, Blucifer.
I want to say cheers, baby, to Blucifer.
Cheers.
What is this?
It's a shame these bronies are becoming extinct after this year.
Why is it a shame?
They'll still have my little pony equestria girls and both the upcoming fifth generation and second movie.
That's oh, that's great.
That's great to know.
That's great.
Alamo popcorn with Smegma.
Yeah, thanks for the two bucks.
Now, once again, cheers to Blucifer.
Cheers to Brooke.
Cheers to Big Bob with that asshole who's claiming he wants to bring in Twilly Atkins to the goddamn inner circle.
And cheers to Cuckler, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
And that's right.
I'm drinking beer, baby.
All right.
Khabib Naragamo.
Just send me a message.
Like location.
Location.
I'm going to come doesn't matter where.
New York, Ireland.
Hey, Kabib.
Calm your ass down, Khabib.
Kabib.
Come smash you.
Talk to engineer later.
Hey, listen, Kabib, I know that you're a terrorist.
I know you're a Chechnyan Islamic terrorist, Khabib, but you need to calm your ass down.
All right.
You need to calm your ass down.
All right.
Now, once again, let me send it.
Let me have another cheers.
All right.
Another cheers to those that donated 25, man.
Cuckler, Brooke, Big Bob, Fruit Bowl, Blucifer.
All right.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
Now, as I was alluding to this before, I got rudely interrupted by a bunch of racist text-to-speech bastards.
The rapper Nipsey Hustle dead at age 33.
33.
33.
Dead at age 33.
Nipsey Hustle shot in front of his clothing store, Marathon Clothing, at Slosslin and Crenshaw.
The real OG rappers are indeed from Brooklyn and the Bronx.
The real OG rappers are all right.
Listen, they're okay.
Ice Cap, baby.
What up, ghost?
It's time to cover the cryptocurrency markets.
Look at these nice games the past few years.
We will get to the markets here, Ice Cap.
I want to say cheers to Ice Cap.
Another $25, baby.
Another $25.
Cheers to Ice Cap, baby.
Thank you very much.
And we're going to get to the markets.
Don't, you know, just don't listen to text-to-speech lady or any of these other jerks that try to take my job.
All right.
Anyway, let me take another swig on that, man.
Cheers to Ice Cap, baby.
years.
Man, that was a horrible burp.
Anyway, listen.
Nipsey Hustle shot dead at age 33, 33, 33.
And many of the people within the hip-hop community actually believe that he has been shot because of a documentary he was making about an herbalist who claimed to have cured AIDS, cured people from cancer, cured people from epilepsy, cured people from every ailment that you can think of.
His name was Dr. Sebi.
Now, Dr. Sebi, what is this?
Killed at 33 Halmasonic.
$3.33.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Listen.
This is why these people believe that the Illuminati, all right, took out Nipsey Hussle.
And I'm going to tell you people something.
As extravagant and as sexy as that sounds, like, oh my God, Nipsey Hussle got shot because he was doing a documentary about Dr. Sebi.
And Dr. Sebi knew how to cure AIDS and cure cancer and cure this.
And the Illuminati didn't want that to happen.
Come on.
All right.
Listen, this brother, Nipsey Hussle, got shot by his own people.
All right.
And you know what's sad about it?
Even though I don't like Nipsey for making the fuck Donald Trump song, what's really sad about this situation is that this brother was trying to keep it hood.
You know what I mean?
He was trying to keep it in the hood.
He was using his money to try to uplift his community out there and cringe on Slawson.
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And for his own people to slap him in the face in that regard and shoot him dead in front of his own business is a damn shame.
All right.
All of ghost shootings are drive-bys.
What the hell does that mean?
I don't even know what the hell that means.
Now, once again, folks, there's no Illuminati.
All right.
This guy did not get shot because he was making a documentary about Dr. Sebi.
It was his own brothers that killed him.
And why, why?
Why is this?
Well, if you take a look at Nipsey Hussle's career in the past six months, he has literally shot to a stratosphere in which he has not seen before in wealth, in fame, etc.
Okay?
And if you take a look at his most recent video, which is called, I think it's called Stacks in the Middle.
Stacks in the Middle.
What is this?
Ghost lost his legs in Vietnam.
Lost his teeth from me.
Lost his wife to the engineer.
But did you know he lost his dick to a blender?
The more you know.
Also, ghost stop trying to pretend that you know politics and Trump watching.
Just shut your mouth.
All right.
I'm listened to by hundreds of thousands of people throughout the world for my financial insight, for the political and social commentary.
So don't sit there and give me that crap.
Now, once again, I know that this is going to, you know, hurt everybody in the hip-hop community, but I think it's sad and it underscores once again the true problem within the black community.
All right.
It's not whitey.
All right.
It's not white privilege.
All right.
It's not racism.
I mean, I think you have to look introspectively, black folks, for you to remedy a lot of your own contradictions before you start claiming that the reason that you are in the positions that you're in is because of racism or any kind discrimination, any of that stuff.
All right.
Because every time there is a black man that raises up and attempts to try to make his fellow black man better, they end up getting shot dead.
All right.
Or something ends up happening to him.
And who ends up killing him?
Who killed Nipsey Hussle?
I mean, they're all clues point to somebody who was very close to him.
An associate that was very close to him.
Okay.
Now, why did this happen?
This happened because of this whole gangster rap construct that was created by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.
And if I were Nipsey Hussle's family, I would sue Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.
Sam Hambonio, resident, lived in San Antonio my whole life.
The question is, are you fine with tacos?
What the hell did you say?
I know you're fine with tacos, but what's your issue with bean and cheese?
It's a cheap piece of shit.
That's my issue with bean and cheese.
All right?
It turns everybody fat in the ass, and it's an unhealthy fucking thing to eat.
That's what I hate about bean and cheese.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I hold Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg responsible for not just Nipsey Hussle getting shot dead, but for anybody from 1990 to now that has been killed because of gang violence.
Because it was these two scumbags, Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, that incepted on a national basis, they incepted this gangster rap imagery, gangster rap culture, and they not only incepted it, but they correlated with black culture.
So now, gangster rap or being thuggish or going out and shooting your own people, now that is equated with black culture.
And once again, I think black culture needs to look inside themselves to realize that there's a lot of problems with inside the community that enables this kind of violence to perpetuate itself.
Nipsey Hussle being shot dead.
All right.
I mean, what is this?
There's Brooke.
Ghost, since 420 is legal here in Cali and I'm over 21, can I vape some sativa with you on radio graffiti?
Sure.
PS these trolls are a bunch of cucks anyway.
They all ignore them.
Rip dimebag, rip Billy Mays, rip Mac Miller.
Thank you, Brooke.
I appreciate it.
And they are a bunch of punks.
There isn't Lucifer.
Happy Carpet Munching Monday.
Happy April Fool's Day.
Also, happy Cesar Chavez Day.
Ghost, off topic.
But I have a question about Uber and Lyft entering the public trading field with their new IPOs.
Do you recommend?
I certainly recommend Lyft or Uber.
I certainly recommend it.
Are you kidding me?
I heard that Lyft today went down 20% from its initial public offering value.
I think it's about time to hook it up.
R.I.P. E.Z.E., a real G.
He was kind of a real G, but, you know, how did he get the AIDS?
Anybody ever want to know how did he get the AIDS?
And not to mention, he went in for a cough.
He had like a chronic cough that he wouldn't get rid of, went into the hospital, never left, and claimed he died of the AIDS.
So I don't know.
I don't know about all that, all right?
Hambone takes Travada for two bucks.
I don't take no fucking Travada, all right?
Now, listen, I think that anybody who has been afflicted with gang violence should direct and vent their frustration at Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.
You know, Dr. Dre, you know how much Dr. Dre is worth?
Dr. Dre is worth almost a billion dollars.
And he's exclusively made all that off of the bodies of people that have been killed, hurt, jailed, etc., because of this gangster rap imagery that he himself with other people.
Nipsey was a true ghetto capitalist.
What are you talking about?
As a black man, tries to fight against being a stereotype like these wannabe gangsta ass clowns.
Though I don't like stereotypes, I love the fuck out of watermelon and grapes.
Oh, come on.
All right, shut up, all right?
Just shut your stupid.
I thought you were being serious, man.
All right, what is it?
Ghost lover Shekels make the world go round.
Hearsome to keep you in that wheelchair.
Oh, fucking asshole.
All right, but I'm serious, folks.
I mean, if you want my opinion, okay, it shouldn't have been rapper Nipsey Hussle that should have been targeted for any kind of venting of frustration.
I mean, when is it going to be these guys' turns?
The guys that created this whole imagery and culture and idealism of gangster rap, like Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.
I mean, where are some of these hard-ass OGs going to vent their frustration at these sons of bitches?
Because prior to Dr. Dre's chronic album and prior to Snoop Dogg's Doggy Style album, we didn't see gangsters and gangster rap and gangsterism so prevalent.
We didn't see it nationwide moving into middle America or anything of that nature.
We didn't see that until the chronic album by Dr. Dre and Doggy Style album by Snoop Dogg.
Those two albums specifically should be responsible for most of the gang activity that we see in America and not just in America, but in the globe today.
All right.
Somebody said Dr. Dre made the goat.
Eminem is the greatest of all.
All right.
Whatever, you idiot Eminem.
But I'm serious, folks.
I'm not even kidding around.
I don't, I mean, I'm tired of hearing about all these up-and-coming rappers.
You know, Nipsey, he was on his way to seeing some big dollars.
He had been hood his whole life, and every set that he made, he put it back in his hood, Crenshaw and Slausen.
And did anybody pay him any respect for that?
No, they shot him dead in his own business.
All right.
Why?
Probably because some gangster hood crap that was incepted by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.
And you know, Snoop Dogg has a lot of nerve putting out a damn video claiming that, man, this ain't good, man, Snoop Dogg, this ain't right.
If you really cared, Snoop Dogg, why don't you stop with the bullshit?
And why don't you take responsibility for incepting all this gangster rap crap for basically ruining and hurting and killing your own people?
Why don't you do that, Snoop Dogg, you skinny son of a bitch?
I mean, how the hell, how the hell you stay alive so long, Snoop Dogg, being that skinny man?
You're so goddamn skinny you can hide and glide on a Dorito, you skinny son of a bitch.
What is this?
Black people have been taught to hate each other by old men like Dana White, D.C. Trump and Ghost.
Shut the hell up.
I've been giving Snoop on this.
They are real niggas.
You see, that's a cop-out right now.
Blaming Whitey.
Blaming Whitey.
That's a cop-out right there.
All right.
That's why black folks need to look inside themselves and realize that, hey, where did we go wrong?
Where in the hell did this inception of gang activity and gang violence, where did it all start?
And I'm telling you, you could correlate it to Dr. Dre's chronic album, Snoop Dogg's doggy style album.
Right after those two albums, somebody can do the statistical work themselves.
What is this?
Ghost loves that busty brown waifu watermelon flavored juicy fruit.
Rainy day pervert.
Yeah, real funny idiot.
Now, like I said, folks, all right, it's about time to hold Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg responsible for all this gang violence.
And what sucks is that these people profited tremendously.
Dr. Dre's almost a billionaire.
Snoop Dogg is worth several hundred million dollars purely off of exploiting his own people and on the bodies of all the people that died in the gang violence that they incepted, that they suggested in the early 90s.
Because I'm telling you, folks, prior to Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, you didn't see this kind of gangster rap culture prevalent in the black community.
You did not.
It was not prevalent.
It wasn't until these sons of bitches started marketing this crap on a national level and started inducing black folk into believing that this is somehow, that gangster rap is somehow black culture.
That's when it happened.
Doing doggy style on Ghost.
Yeah, real sneaker crap.
Die gross.
What is this?
Ghost, have you ever slept with a big, juicy black woman?
No, I have not, dude.
I mean, why would you even ask that, all right?
Why would you even ask that right now?
It was a serious conversation.
Here's Cuckler.
What's up, Cuckler III?
Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre only lasted this long.
Hold on, I didn't see that.
Only lasted this long thanks to the protection of the money they are paying for their bodyguards along with all the high-tech security around their houses.
You're damn right.
You're damn right because Nipsey Hussle, the reason that he was able to be shot so easily is because he believed in his people.
You know, he went out there and reinvested in the community that brought him up, that brought him up and raised him who he was.
And look at the thanks he got.
He's shot dead.
He's shot dead.
So in my personal opinion, folks, I hold Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg responsible for Nipsey Hussle being shot dead.
Because it was they, the ones that incepted this whole gangster rap mentality.
And by the way, let's take a look in the history of Dr. Dre.
This guy wasn't a gangster.
You know?
Wow, you refuse to get with a black woman, you racist.
No, you said, have I?
I said, no, I haven't.
And now I'm a racist.
Ghost hates.
I'm not saying that, you stupid idiot.
All right.
Shut up.
I'm not a racist man.
All right.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, for Christ's sake.
I'm a nice guy, and everybody throughout the world knows it.
All right?
So give me a break.
Ghost reviews is a good idea.
I'm going to the White House with my husband.
I must say I hate how Trump changed the place.
Even though the last time I was talking about the money.
That better not be a real review, you sack of crap.
That better not be a real review, you son of a bitch.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
All right.
I'm just asking, any black folks listening to me right now?
Because I'm sure there's some black folks that are clicking this link and it's live.
They're like, what are they talking about?
Do you all agree that Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg should be held responsible for the majority of black on black gang activity crime?
I mean, come on.
When are black folks going to finally point the finger where it belongs at these pieces of crap?
Look at Dr. Dre.
He's worth almost a billion dollars exclusively from marketing you nothing but degeneracy.
Marketing you nothing but violence.
Marketing you nothing but gang activity.
Promoting this type of stuff.
Give me a break.
I'm not joking, man.
Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, these pieces are trash.
They're trash, man.
I mean, when is a real gangster going to finally catch Snoop Dogg slipping?
Especially Snoop Dogg.
At least Dr. Dre is hiding himself in some closet somewhere and only comes out every now and then to try to flex nuts.
Snoop Dogg thinks he's a gangster still, for Christ's sake.
Press monkey.
Shut up, asshole.
Just shut up.
I mean, I'm tired of Snoop Dogg thinking he's such a badass.
Snoop Dogg threatening to assassinate the president in a video and all this other crap.
I mean, when is this dog going to have his day?
When is this skinny son of a bitch going to have his day?
When are some people going to vent their frustration at this son of a bitch who has profited generously off of marketing degeneracy?
Profited generously off of marketing degeneracy.
You know, I just don't understand.
They have so much embedded gangster rap in the black community in America that they can't distinguish the two.
And lest we forget, Snoop Dogg got away with murder in the 90s.
A few years later, he hosts Nickelodeon Choice Awards.
Yeah, well, it's just like Suge Knight said: you know, how can somebody who has a murder charge like that be out in the street still rapping?
He's a snitch.
And that's Suge Knight's quote right there.
He's a snitch.
All right, but while he's snitching and while he's playing both sides, this son of a bitch is claiming that he's some hard-ass crip for Christ's sake.
Look at the chat lol.
Look, shut up with the monkey emojis.
That's not funny.
That's not funny, man.
Homies Cannot Have None00:14:54
I'm telling you right now, man, Snoop Dogg is a piece of trash.
And I don't understand.
When is somebody going to vent their frustration at this guy?
This guy has done that.
That's all he's done his whole career is promote killing, murder, pimping.
Ghost, you know, Brooke pretty well, right?
Hook me up, bro.
I love fat bitches with inverted nipples and smoke so much they got a hole in their fat neck.
Uh, just can you shut up, absolutely.
Can you just shut your stupid mouth?
All right, I'm not joking, man.
And somebody send this to Snoop Dogg, okay?
Because I'd tell it to him in his fucking skinny face, and then I'd beat the bee Jesus out of him if I saw him because I could not, I couldn't stay there, and I couldn't stay there and give this guy any kind of respect.
All the people that have died from gang violence, all the people that have died from gang violence because of this son of a bitch.
Uh-uh, Cuckler.
What's up, Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre are a bunch of pussies that think they're hard men.
You're damn right.
If you ask me, Obama is just as much to blame for all of this.
He embraced and protected junkyard culture within Americans.
That's a very good point.
Loved serfdom and creating racial divide.
That's a very good point, bro.
You cry non-stop about liberals and act like a major cuck.
Wait a minute.
What the hell did you say at the end?
You cry non-stop about liberals and you act like a major.
Fucking that's I knew that wasn't goddamn Brooke monkey of ghosts is still racist.
Lol look at Trump's Twitter.
He just caved on healthcare again.
This is so pathetic.
Can you shut up, D-Ray?
All right, he's got to pick one fight at a time.
He's against the swamp, asshole.
He's against the lamestream media.
Shut your stupid mouth, D-Ray.
I'm getting tired of you donating.
I swear to God, you're part of the DNC.
I swear to God that you're out here to donate what you're donating and say what you're saying so you can screw up the show.
Sit there and shut up, D-Ray.
And no crap, is this D-Ray McKesson?
Is that who this is?
Huh?
Is this the gay power bottom leader of Black Lives Matter that's doing this?
Is this D-Ray McKesson?
I wouldn't doubt if this is D-Ray McKesson.
He knows who the capitalist army is, boy.
All right?
If you don't believe me, tweet at him right now and say capitalist army and watch him watch him ignore you like that.
Like that.
Hey, Senor Ghost, sorry for being late.
I closing the taqueria for the night.
Business is booming ever since I started broadcasting your Tejano songs on the speakers.
My customers call you the king of the Mexicans, and I just can't thank you enough.
What are you?
A true Tejano raid?
What are you talking about?
I don't sing Tejano.
I mean, look, I don't even like Tejano.
Red pills.
Ghost, I agree with you.
Hot take on ghettoified degeneracy.
Junkyard America is worse now than it's ever been before.
Gangsta rap has truly corrupt pet our youth.
Senseless killings.
Children getting shot almost as often as you soil your wheelchair.
What?
You son of a bitch, stop doing that crap!
Stop it, ghost shilling.
Shut your mouth, man.
Listen, y'all are pissing me off here.
I'm trying to have a serious racial conversation, man.
That border is staying open.
First, Mexico laughed at Trump's fat fuck face, not came for God censorship.
And now Mexico basically forced Trump to keep the border open.
Trump is the cuck of the free.
You're fucking lying.
You're damn liars, man.
You're liars.
Obama or sicko mode.
Obama or sicko.
What the hell are you talking about?
No, Obama.
How about that?
No, Obama.
All right.
As far as I'm concerned, Obama is such an anti-American, anti-black piece of trash.
His policies set black people back 50 years economically, politically, and socially.
And you can take a look at America today to validate what I just said.
All right.
I mean, that's exactly what he did for Christ's sake.
Now, once again, Nipsey Hussle, dead, shot dead.
What is this?
DJ Boy Pussy.
What is this?
Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg are just fake studio.
I know they are.
DJ Boy Poochie, on the other hand, is true music, real music.
Music for the creator.
Okay, great.
I can only imagine what kind of fruit bowl crap that you're freaking producing.
Now, listen, man, I would like for somebody to send this to Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre and tell them I think they're both pieces of crap.
You know, and they go out here, they advertise and bloviate and glorify violence, murder, shooting people, killing police, you know, all this other crap.
Remember, the shut the fuck up.
Shut up with that name, man.
Shut up.
Listen, I'm trying to tell you something.
It's obvious you don't care, okay?
You don't care that Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg are single-handedly responsible, in my opinion, for this whole gangster rap nonsense.
The violence, the pimping, the whoreing, the degeneracy, the single-parent family.
I mean, folks, Dr. Knockers, I'm better than Dr. Dre.
Okay, great, Dr. Knockers.
All right, whatever.
Listen, just think about it for a second, okay?
Just think about this for a second.
This is serious business, and we need to have a conversation about it so that black people can open their eyes.
And instead of just believing that gangster rap is correlated with their culture, they start realizing that they were conditioned to think that was their culture.
They were conditioned to think that was the thing to do.
And it's because of Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, man.
And goddammit, Snoop Dogg.
I swear to God, man.
If I, obviously, you ain't ever going to go anywhere by yourself.
You're going to have all your goons with you.
You're going to have all these bodyguards.
I tell you, man, every dog has its day.
And I hope your day comes soon because you're a piece of trash.
You're a soulless piece of garbage who literally got rich off of the bodies of the people that you inspired to murder.
Remember that?
Just shut up, all right?
Everybody just shut up.
All right.
I spit on Dr. Drew and that stupid slut bag daughter of yours, Dr. Dre, who you were so proud to put on Instagram that, man, my daughter got into USC, baby, and she got in all on her own, baby.
I'm proud of my baby.
Meanwhile, Dr. Dre donated $70 million to USC.
All right.
$70 million.
I spit on Dr. Dre, you piece of crap.
By the way, Dr. Dre, you're not even all black.
All right.
You look like there's a generation or two of white nair or some kind of pale skin in there.
You don't even look all black.
That's probably why it was so easy for you to go out and promote this degeneracy to black people because you're not all black anyway.
You're like Obama.
You're like Obama.
Hey, look, I'll pretend I'm black so the black people love me.
And then once I'm in power, I'm just going to go ahead and just screw them up like they like nobody's business and they'll forgive me because I'm black.
And Snoop Dogg, you piece of skinny goddamn trash.
I'm telling you, I spit in your goddamn face.
I'm waiting for some real gangster rapper to make his name for himself and either give a goddamn bitch lap to you to break out a couple of goddamn teeth or something else.
What is this?
Snoop Dogg for me, magic death next.
Oh my god.
No, no, eggplants in the chat.
No, I don't want to be responsible for that, man.
See, you're still as dumb as ever.
In European news, Article 13 passes by five votes because 17 Swedish pushed the wrong button and doomed the West.
Anyway, hey, you Europeans are allowing the takeover of your countries.
You Europeans are allowing this.
I remember when Jay-Z sold a drug that killed many people.
A few years later, he's chilling out with Obama.
That's right.
Hey, Blackburn, that's another sellout bastard who doesn't give a shit about his own people, huh?
Huh?
Oh, old Jay-Z.
Nick Irwin Ping.
What the hell does that mean?
What does that mean?
Give me Templeton.
What is this?
Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg are American legends, you unfortunately.
American legends?
Are you joking?
They inspired the gangster culture.
They inspired the violence.
They inspired the black-on-black violence.
They inspired this crap.
They inspired all this garbage, man.
I mean, like that one song with Snoop Dogg.
I mean, you want to know why there's so many single parents, single mothers having black children?
Huh?
You want to know why that there have been more black abortions since Roe v. Wade was legal than any other form of death for black people?
Why are they people who really control the music industry?
The ones who have created all these artists that have propagated these horrible things among the black culture.
It's their fault the black community is gangbanging missus.
Ghost.
You son of a bitch.
You're an idiot.
All right.
Just shut your mouth already, all right?
Just shut your stupid mouth.
What is this, Professor John Brown?
Our atmosphere is 80% nitrogen.
We don't even breathe nitrogen.
Blight does, and as it thrives, our air gets less and less oxygen.
What the hell is that?
The last people to starve will be the first to suffocate.
And your son's generation will be the last.
Stop with these stupid trolls, man.
I'm tired of this crap.
I'm trying to have a fucking serious conversation.
That Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg should be held responsible for all the gang activity that happened after the chronic album.
All the drive-bys, all the shootings, all the pimping, all the hoe-in.
I mean, do you understand?
Y'all remember that Snoop Dogg song?
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.
Ain't no fun.
If the homies can't have none, ain't no fun.
If the homies can't have none.
You know what he's advocating in that damn song?
And this didn't happen prevalently until this son of a bitch started making it prevalent.
He's talking about how it's no fun.
I'm banging this chick.
The homies are in the other room.
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.
Come on, homies.
Let's all stand in the same room with our penises hanging out, banging the same broad.
Shut up with the no, all right?
Shut up.
And what is this music industry with the.
Oh, shut up with that stupid crap for $2.
I mean, seriously, folks, that's why you have so many goddamn abortions from black folks.
You know who's killed more black folks than anybody else?
Abortions.
Abortions.
You understand?
It ain't no fun if some homies can't have none.
Look who's back in the motherfucking house with a fat dick for your motherfucking mouth.
What is this?
Ghost equals spaghetti?
That's great.
Yay!
Spaghetti!
Yay!
Do you understand that there have been more black people that have been aborted than any other form of death combined?
That includes gang activity, shootings, murders, cancer, heart attacks, etc.
Look it up.
Look up black abortions and see how many there have been.
Huh?
You know what I'm saying?
Let's see how many there have been.
I mean, come on, man.
That's why I'm telling you, black folks, you got to look inward, man.
You can't be blaming Whitey anymore.
Ain't the white man.
All right.
It's y'all's fault.
All right.
Y'all got to figure this out on your own.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, let me get to the.
What is this, doo-va-doo?
What do you want?
What the hell do you want?
You ever heard of Vincent Staples?
He's real gangster.
I don't give a shit about some stupid idiot named Staples.
All right.
I don't care.
Let's get to some markets, okay?
I mean, I'm not going to sit here and continue to bash my head into the wall trying to tell you people that Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg should be single-handedly responsible for all the gang activity, all the gang deaths, all the gang violence.
They should be held responsible.
Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre should be sued up the ass for promoting a lifestyle that's not only realistic but dangerous, also deadly in some cases.
Also, promoting single-parent lifestyle just breeds the next gen of wannabe gangster rappers.
That's what I'm saying, Cuckler.
That's what I'm trying to get across on this show.
But you hear these people, Cuckler.
You hear them.
What?
He does community service at the local Socialists of America located in Brooklyn.
The black Israelites don't pay him any attention.
Just shut up.
I'm so smuggling kings from Egypt.
I'm so sick of you people.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm shooting pearls to you people and you don't care.
Hi, my name is Rachel Albin, and I live in San Antonio, Texas.
Shut up, shut up.
Three dogs with one of them being appleton.
We name our dogs.
Who is that?
Give me the email address of that son of a bitch who just did that so I can turn him into the goddamn cyber police.
I'm going to turn that son of a bitch into the cyber police.
Imagine their numbers if they didn't kill their kids.
Praise Planned Parenthood.
Oh my God, Nico, are you shitting me for Christ's sake?
Are you kidding?
I'm not joking.
I'm getting that son of a bitch's email address and I'm turning him into the cyber police and I know who you are.
All right?
I'm going to turn you into the cyber police because I backtraced it.
And consequences will never be the same.
You understand me?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm so sick, man.
I'm so sick of you people, man.
I'm just so sick of you people, man.
I don't even know why I continue to do this broadcast, man.
This is episode 40, man.
I'm trying to shoot pearls here.
Sick Of You People00:15:04
Seems to be a lot of turmoil amongst the rap community based on what has been discussed in interviews and so on.
So I wouldn't be surprised if Snoop or Dre are responsible for Nipsey's death.
They are.
On black crime is pretty common.
They are!
I'm holding Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre personally responsible for this crap, man.
All right?
It's their fault for basically turning degeneracy into culture.
Because that's what gangster rap is.
Turning degeneracy into culture.
And whoever the hell pushed Press A to abort Ghost for two bucks, shove it up your ass.
Snitchler, the bitchler, for two bucks, shove it up your ass.
That old 4chan bit, shoving up your goddamn colon pipe.
And ghost rotting teeth for two bucks.
Shove it up your ass.
All right?
I'm trying to sit over here.
I'm trying to kick knowledge to you people.
And you people don't even care.
All right?
You people don't even care.
Son of a bitch.
I swear to God, if you were in front of me right now, you're lucky this ain't a damn barroom.
All right?
You're lucky this ain't a damn barroom, man.
I would start punching the.
Listen, I'm not going to say anything.
You see, I'm not snooping down.
I'm not snooping down to your level.
Anyway, I'm going to get to the markets, okay?
Huh?
How do you like that, you internet scumbags?
I'm going to get to the markets whether you like it or not.
All right?
Hey, ghost.
What's your option on Lil Pump?
Jesus, that dude's servicing glory holes from where I'm standing, all right?
Are you kidding me?
Lil Pump?
Who the hell would call themselves pump unless they wanted to get pumped in their ass?
Give me a break.
I already did the markets at 8:50 p.m. Central Daylight Time.
No, no, shut up!
The Dow sold 300 points.
Goddammit, stop trying to take my job, man!
Of course you blame me!
Stop trying to take my job!
The world caused you to not do your job again.
Yeah, shove it up your ass.
Whoever the hell the Texas speech lady is, you're lucky you're not in front of me.
I'll give you a backhand.
SEC drops the bomb, approves Bitcoin ETFs.
Markets Skyrocket Vanic and Bitwise will be launching Bitcoin ETFs early on.
God damn it, I was gonna get you!
I was gonna talk about that!
God damn it, stop trying to take my job!
Damn it, man!
Shut up, we don't care.
We don't care.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Press monkey emoji to kill Dre.
No, come on.
Please stop, man.
You're already blaming me for Nipsey Hustle's death for me, man.
Don't do this.
I'm not saying that, Moonman.
I'm not saying that, man.
I'm not saying that, man.
You goddamn sons of bitches are a bunch of fat slut taint-licking, colon tenderizing, syphilis, slong head-sucking, ass blast enthusiasts, hemorrhoid sucking, mud-butt-licking pieces of nipple-clamp-loving butt-plug-up-the-ass-looking chicken-eating cornboy trash.
That's what you all are.
All right, that's what you all are.
I'm looking at you in the chat.
That's what you all are in the chat room, man.
Son of a bitch.
See, I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
That's the only way I can pallet this crap.
I need some more beer.
More beer, man.
I need some more goddamn beer.
I tell you, man, every time I do this show, I can't get drunk fast enough.
You're going to give me a backhand?
You damn right, slap you back to the slave trade and make you pick cotton.
What?
You son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, you know, you're real tough, whoever the hell text-to-speech lady is, flapping your fat sausages of fingers on the keyboard, thinking you're tough, boy.
But let me tell you something.
If this was real life, I would stomp a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, and then take a dirty yellow bubble and piss in it.
And all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it, you piece of crap.
A yellow smile about it.
March 2nd needs to go.
What the hell are you talking about?
March 2nd needs to go.
What are you talking about?
I don't even know what you're talking about, man.
Jesus Christ.
Press B to bitch slap engine.
I'm not going to bitch slap engineers.
Shut up, all right?
Just leave the engineer alone and leave me alone so I can do my goddamn show for Christ's sake.
I want to get to the markets.
All right?
My friend Icecap donated $25.
He wants to hear the markets, and I don't blame him, boy.
I don't blame him.
Now, before I was rudely interrupted by all these goddamn troll terrorists, cyber burned scumbags.
What is this?
Mrs. Ghost, what is this?
God fucking damn it.
I told you multiple times to stop tossing your diarrhea-soaked paper into the damn toilet.
Shut up, man.
This is not my fucking wife.
It's just a sweep the damn toilet has to be.
Just shut your stupid mouth, man.
How am I supposed to pop my hemorrhoids with that in the water?
Oh, God.
Listen, man, I don't need to be taking this for a Monday, especially when I'm trying to shoot pearls to you people, man.
I don't need to be taking this for a Monday.
What?
What did I say?
Wednesday?
Monday!
Whatever fucking day this is, for Christ's sake, man.
You're pissing me off!
You're pissing me off, and I'm tired of it.
You're pissing me off, for Christ's sake, man.
Huh?
Yeah, and today's April Fool's Day.
Hi, how ironic, huh?
Huh?
Yeah, how ironic, huh?
What is this?
Go shove it up, your ass.
How ironic, huh?
This is April Fool's Day, huh?
How ironic!
How ironic!
Your dinner is ready.
Pause your internet thingy and come downstairs.
Also, type cap to ban cat.
Shut your mouth, all right?
My wife, she's not gonna make dinner until midnight because I want a midnight snake steak.
I will put a baseball bat to your head and make you beg for more.
Oh, yeah, that's a threat!
Then I will stick my size 60.
Oh, is that a goddamn threat, you piece of crap?
Oh, you think it's a goddamn thing?
Huh?
That's a threat.
You little fucking son of a bitch.
You're lucky, man.
You got that.
You fucking internet people think you got big balls.
You think you got big balls over a fiber optically connected world that we call the internet, huh?
You got big balls over here, but I guarantee it, if you saw me, boy, if you goddamn saw me and I saw you, you know what I would do?
I'd open up a fucking 280-gallon drum of whoop ass and I'd pour it all over you, and there would be nothing you could do about it.
You understand me, boy?
There'd be nothing you could do about it.
So shut the hell up and let me drink my damn beer.
All right, cheers to once again everybody who donated $25, man.
Your fucking carpet bagger self has once again been exposed as the phony you are and the martyrs.
Fuck you, man.
I didn't know what the hell you meant.
I thought March 2nd meant that you took it in the ass or something.
I thought March 2nd meant something sentimental to you, you sorry sack of trash.
Shut up.
I don't want to get to the markets.
Icecap gave me $25 to do something, and as a scammer, I won't do that.
Shut up!
I'm trying to shoot my load on you people, and you won't let me get off.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm gonna end this fucking broadcast.
I'm not even joking around here.
I'm gonna end this broadcast.
This is a horrible fucking broadcast.
And listen, just because it's April Fool's Day, Ghost, you're awesome.
Don't give in them.
You're a badass.
Hey, thank you, man.
All right, I know I'm a badass.
Believe me, I know I am.
I know I am.
Cuckler III for another 25, baby.
We'll catch up with it later tonight when you're in the middle of the day.
Thank you, Cuckler, once again, baby.
Another 25 for Cuckler.
And take a look at the hater aid in the chat, man.
That is not a threat.
It's a promise.
Keep talking, and you'll suffer the same fate as Nixie.
Oh, you're threatening me!
You're threatening to kill me now!
You're threatening to kill me!
Jesus Christ, man, take a number, huh?
See how many people have been successful?
Just sit there and shut your goddamn map or I go over there and kick your goddamn fucking ass so hard you'll be able to shit leather for the next 10 years of your life.
They can just run around you and drop you on your fat face.
I've got all my teeth, and I'd like for you fucking mean sorcerers and mean magicians stop talking about my teeth before something really happens to them, man.
So shut up.
Man, I'm not getting drunk fast enough, man.
I'm not getting drunk fast enough.
Give me some scotch.
Give me that bottle of scotch, man.
I'm not getting drunk fast enough.
All right.
Now, what I'm going to do here, instead of pouring a shot, I'm not going to pour a shot.
I'm going to drink it straight out of the bottle, baby.
All right, drinking it straight out of the bottle.
And once again, I bought another bottle of Shivis Regal Blue Label.
Oh, you ever turned on growing this pair of bars and start playing a real man's game like Magic the Gathering?
Yu-Gi-Oh! is for pussies.
The engineer plays magic.
Grow up.
Just shut up.
Can you please just shut your stupid stinking hole?
All right.
And let me drink and let me get drunk so I can pallet this goddamn broadcast for heaven's sake.
And shut up in the damn chat room.
I am not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur.
I don't know how many times I got to tell you people that.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Now you're making me belch.
Now you're making me belch.
You're making me so upset that goddamn acid is churning up in my stomach, and now you're making me goddamn belch, man.
Oh, my God.
Ghostler's dirty pampers.
Don't call me ghostler idiot, and I don't wear any goddamn pampers, all right?
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast, who's a capitalist, who understands that the difference between capitalists and everybody else is that everybody else thinks that things are going to happen to them.
They think that things are going to happen to them.
Shut up, J-Man.
All right, asshole.
They think that things are going to happen to them when capitalists, you know what we do?
We go out and we make things happen.
That's the difference between capitalists and everybody else.
Capitalists go out and make things happen, baby.
And I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's a capitalist.
And this goes out also to the inner circle, baby.
All right.
Lots of badass, serious intellectual conversations with the inner circle.
And I'm telling you right now, baby, I love the inner circle, man.
They're my friends.
They're my family.
And I want to say cheers to them, man.
Capitalists Make Things Happen00:02:50
All right.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
I'm the inner circle for life.
All right.
Cheers.
Good stuff, baby.
Good stuff.
Woo!
I don't use pampers.
I use huggies.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right.
And stop calling me Ghostler, man.
All right, anyway, let me go ahead.
Let's go ahead and call the SP 500.
That's where I'm at.
I'm going to continue with the markets without you stupid internet people forcing me into a different direction.
All right.
This is my show, you scumbags.
Now, the SP 500 is up 32.79 points, a percentage increase of 1.16%.
Closing out the SP at 2,867.19 points for the SP 500.
And shut up in the chat room.
All right?
I'm going through the markets.
I don't care what some Texas speech bitch said.
Hey, ghost, go check out my YouTube channel.
I don't give a shit about your YouTube channel.
All right, you go, your YouTube channel can take it in the ass.
I don't care about your YouTube channel.
All right, let's get to the NASDAQ.
The NASDAQ is up 99.59 points, a percentage increase of 1.29%.
Closing out the NASDAQ at 7,828.91 points for the NASDAQ composite.
All right.
Jesus Christ, let's move on.
And shut up in the chat room.
All right.
If you don't like the markets, then get out of here.
If you don't like the goddamn markets, then get the fuck out.
All right.
And whoever donated catheter stops up 50 cents or 50%, you're a piece of crap.
All right, let's continue.
Let's get to the goddamn commodities, shall we?
All right, let's get to energy.
Let's go ahead and start off with energy.
We've got WTI crude oil, which has gone up.
I don't know if you've seen that reflected on the gas prices, huh?
Gas prices has gone up.
Not only has it gone up because of WTI Sweet Crude going up in value, but there was a massive fire in one of the very few oil refineries that we have in America, which refines oil into gasoline.
So that's why you're seeing increases at the pump if you're wondering why, okay?
WTI sweet crude is up 20 cents, a percentage increase of 0.32%.
Closing out WTI at $61.79 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
Robert Polson.
Hey, baby buns, deliver me a big sausage pizza, big boy.
Jesus Christ, man.
Can you stop being so gay with me, please?
All right.
That's gross, dude.
Brent Crude Oil Fire00:04:05
Don't do it.
Don't you dare do it.
WTI.
Don't you dare do it, you goddamn digital slut bitch.
The red screen was sold at 70 bucks for barrel.
It's not a big package that's rally wide now.
They only like the market for me, not me lazy at H-O-M-B-O-M-E.
I'm doing the goddamn commodities, man.
I'm doing it.
What the hell is this?
Jesus.
Don't say tongue.
What kind of crap is this?
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Why?
Why am I doing this, man?
Why?
Why do I continue to do this when you people don't even care?
Why?
You people don't even care.
Shut the stupid mouse a tongue cocksucker option.
Shut him up.
Shut him up.
Jesus Christ, man.
What the hell was that?
I suck a sucking long time, long time.
Suck it sucky fucking long time, long time, long time, long time.
Sucky, suck it, long time, long time.
That's a real song, by the way.
Don't call me racist.
That's a real song, you son of a bitch.
All right.
You better suck on my long slong or I'll take you back to Hong Kong.
Gonna take you like a Hong Kong.
Sake sake, long time, long time.
Remember that song is a good song.
It's on YouTube.
It's on YouTube.
Jesus Christ, man.
It's a good tune, too.
It's a decent tune.
Y'all ever heard that song?
Sake sake, long time, long time.
Fuck it, fuck it, long time, long time, long time, long time.
Like itake a long time, long time.
Ah, sake, sake, long time.
Anyway, that's enough.
Bring back Mr. Fortune.
I can't.
Jesus Christ, man.
No, don't.
Please stop.
All right, please stop.
I mean, come on, man.
I'm trying to do a broadcast here.
I'm trying to do the markets.
I'm trying to do commodities.
I got some stupid dumb bitch named text-to-speech lady who's trying to take my job.
I mean, that's enough, man.
All right.
Don't diss gin.
He rules.
Who the hell's gin?
Who the hell?
Are you talking about sake sake?
Long time, long?
Are you talking about that guy?
Tell him to take a whiff of that.
All right?
Tell him to take a whiff of that.
That's nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, bitch, with some spinach.
I'd buy that for you.
What the hell is this?
Hiroshiro Tashahana, Tanahashna, Tanahashi.
And look, the text-to-speech didn't even want to read that crazy.
They can't even read it.
Look, it's so.
I mean, Hanoi.
WHAT THE HELL?!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
UGH, WASABI!
WHAT- Wasabi Bonsai!
No one knows that.
Wasabi Bonsai!
Jesus Christ, man!
Who are you, people from Asia?
Huh?
Who are you, people from Asia?
For Christ's sake.
Was that Japanese?
Come on, man.
And by the way, that was shoving up your ass trolls in Japanese.
All right, that's what that means.
And it also shows that I'm getting worldwide, baby.
I'm getting worldwide.
I'm out here in Asia now.
You know what I'm saying?
Ghost is being listened to in Asia, for Christ's sake.
Who Are You From Asia00:11:17
Anyway, let's get to Brent Crude Oil.
Now, if you want to know what Brent crude oil is, it's the oil that is consumed by Europe.
WTI Sweet Crude is consumed by America.
So just to know the difference, Brent crude is up today 21 cents, a percentage increase of 0.30%.
Closing out Brent Crude at $69.22 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
What is this?
Okay, guys, let's get to the medals.
Gold is near three weeks.
Damn it, you son of a bitch, and- SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Shut the hell up!
You stupid text-to-speech!
Shut up!
Look, man, I'm not joking anymore, man.
All right, I'm not joking.
Angry Arab.
Angry Arab.
What the hell is this?
Angry Arab.
K's Amic Yaquist.
Aunt Kerwalburnumkum Kerr.
What the hell?
Miss Hilli Yaneeth.
Al-Akbar.
Do we have people in the Arab community listening to the broadcast now?
Am I supposed to do a call to prayer?
Is that what I need to do?
I need to do a call to prayer.
Okay, everybody, get on your knees right now and face Mecca.
Everybody, right now, stop what you're doing.
Get on your knees and face Mecca.
Everybody ready?
All right, go ahead, engineer.
Whoa!
I don't know.
We got Arabs now.
You know, I don't know what the hell that said in Arabic, but I'm just saying.
You people piss me off so much.
I got mucus coming out of my orifices every time.
It never goddamn fails doing this damn show.
Give me a tissue.
Give me a goddamn tissue for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you right now, Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
I have to blow my nose, folks.
I'm sorry.
All right.
All right.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry here.
All right.
And stop with the Jew nose in the chat room, man.
Shut up, man.
That's horrible.
I don't even know why anybody would say that.
What the hell does that mean, anyway?
What does that mean, Jew nose?
What does that mean?
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean, man.
Let me have my drink.
I don't buy that for a dollar.
Ghost has finally taken the dawah and has pledged himself as a mujahideen against the terrorist nations of the West.
Allahu Akbar, death to Israel.
Strike the settlements and pave the Arab roads with the skulls of Jews.
Oh, my God.
Al-Matli Israel.
Natural.
I'm not saying anything like that, man.
Why, you want another call to prayer?
Is that it?
You want another call to prayer?
Trans TTS lady.
Truvada stock up 3% after being recommended by a Texan radio host.
Fuck you.
As a result of this.
Shut up, your ass, man.
Shut up.
1.3%, followed by a 90% decline in people who give a shit about ghost bitch ass.
Eggplant in chat to meme away his teeth.
Shut the foot.
Shut up.
Put on the call to prayer, engineer.
Put all the goddamn call to prayer.
Whaaaaat?
Are y'all facing Mecca now, huh?
Huh?
Y'all facing Mecca?
Jesus Christ.
Give me my goddamn drink.
All right.
Now, shut up.
Stop trying to take my broadcast and let me do what I got to do here, right?
Gasoline, like I said, it's up, isn't it, huh?
Not only is it because oil prices are up, but the refineries have been damaged in the United States.
And that's why we're seeing a massive increase in the gasoline prices, baby.
Gasoline is up 0.24%.
Natural gas is up 0.22%.
Heating oil is up 0.19% Time to head to livestock.
Pork remained unchanged at $88.50 Goddammit, if you all don't stop this crap, I'm gonna end this show!
Pork juice cost at $123.00 I'm going to end this fucking show, man.
Feeder cattle closure.
Shut up!
$48.
Stop trying to do my job!
And that is the markets for your ass.
You stupid digital son of a bitch.
I don't even know.
You know, I knew I shouldn't have come up here for April Fool's Day, man.
I knew it was going to be pure internet tomfoolery for April Fool's Day, man.
I fucking knew it, man.
I knew it.
I knew it was going to be pure Tom Foolery for Internet fools for April Fool's Day.
What is this?
KLB HDM Nuldam Husayim will whim BK Dwarque.
Hum 9 BDBW and Weeb MS Pone Wem Zurakim LPW HD Kilpi Sneebur SLHL Beni HDM Nuldam Husayam will whim BK Dwarquwe.
Hum 9 BDBWEM Zurichim LPW Sneebur, SL.
Who do it?
Bitchless, fucking son of a.
I've got your bitch, all right, I've got your bitch.
Lachaim Lachaim Lachila Hola Khalachaim, Hubert Goldstein, the Arabs are invading the ghost show and forcing everyone to convert to Islam.
I thought the Kiwis took care of these troublesome kebabs.
I guess we'll have to get out our missiles and bomb Gaza again.
That's not funny, dude.
That is that is so not funny.
Remove kebab, that is so not funny, man.
I can't believe that you people can joke around about serious subject matters like that, man.
How dare you, how dare you, sons of bitches like kid around like it's a big fucking joke?
This is not a joke, man.
This is this serious business, man.
All right, Jesus Christ, I'm already out of beer.
I'm already out of beer.
For Christ's sake, I can't get drunk fast enough because of you stupid internet people punks, do you hear me?
Turkey kits huh, Jesus Christ, I need some more beer, for christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer man, Jesus Christ, that's what the hell I need.
I need some more goddamn beer, for christ's sake, Jesus.
Oh, my god, I just can't get enough of it.
I can't get enough alcohol man, and listen the reason that i'm drinking so much copious amounts of alcohol is because of all you trolls, man.
I mean, i'm trying to consume the alcohol so it could take the fucking pain away.
Man, the fucking pain.
Every, every time I do a broadcast, you people are like a bad case of herpes.
Man, you never go away.
You, sons of bitches, you know.
I mean you, goddamn internet.
People are a bigger pain in the ass than a sticky shit and that's pretty goddamn bad.
That's pretty goddamn bad.
For christ's sake ghost, look a penny.
That's not funny, dude.
Why, why would you say something like that, man?
Empty threats, end it, you bitch.
You, son of a.
I've got your bitch, i've got your bitch.
You, son of a bitch.
Just don't don't test me, man.
Don't goddamn test me, because i'll end it.
You, son of a bitch, i'll end it, i'll end it.
I'll end it with no freaking chat room shout outs, no radio graffiti no, nothing.
So shut your stupid mouths, all of you.
All of you.
You, son of a bitch.
I'm sick of you, man.
I'm so sick of you, man.
I can't get drunk fast enough, man.
I can't get drunk fast enough, man.
I don't know how much longer I could do this, man.
I mean, how much longer could a sane person continue to do this?
This is why I got to get drunk to do this broadcast, man.
I mean, what kind of a sane person in sober mind could do this show, man?
Seriously, man.
You people are sick.
You all are sick, man.
You all are sick, man.
You're so sick, man.
You're a bunch of goddamn used urinal cake curators, pedophile, priest-probing, chicken, skin, sack-loving, trans-testicle, turd burglar crap.
That's what you are, man.
Sucky will permanently...
What the hell did you just say, you son of a bitch?
Sucky will permanently take the pain away, do it.
Shut up.
Oh, suicide.
suicide?
You're actually, hold on, hold on.
You're telling me to kill myself?
Why are you people telling me to kill myself?
Why would you do so?
That's serious business, man.
You shouldn't be doing that.
Why would you do this?
Why would you suggest a Kurt Cobain microphone?
Listen, shut up.
This is too far.
This is too far, man.
Don't tell me to kill myself.
That's too far.
That's too goddamn far, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ, don't you all have any kind of a goddamn soul?
Telling me to kill my man.
What kind of people are you, man?
New Zealand Prime Minister00:03:59
Akdu Liebergat.
Z Jews are roaming around freely and trying to start an attack on Z Arabs again.
What is this?
This is Hitler?
Is this Hitler, for Christ's sake?
We're having another one of these cook-offs.
Oh, crazy.
Yeah, that's great.
That's great.
Adolf Hitler, man.
That's great.
Hitler's in the house now, huh?
What is this?
It won't be the end because then no shekels.
What does that say?
Fields boat, man?
Just shut up, all right?
Look, do we have Hitler now in the house?
Is that it?
Do we have Adolf Hitler?
Hey, put Hitler on the put Hitler on the damn mic, engineer.
Can you put Hitler on the mic?
Put him on.
Latschlogen, Schliegen, Slogan, Schlagen!
Volkswagen!
Sing hell!
Sing hell!
Nutslogen!
Sliegen!
Latslag at Schliegen Slogan!
Sing hell!
Sing hell!
All right, that's enough of goddamn Hitler, for Christ's sake, all right?
That's enough of Hitler.
We don't need none of Hitler in here, right?
No Hitler stuff in here.
All right, he was a Jewish man that manipulated the Aryan race so that he could take over the world, and everybody knows it.
Isn't that right, Hitler?
Nutschlagen, Sliegen, Slogan, Schlagen, Volkswagen, Latsliegot Slogan, Latslagot, Slogan, Lag Slagen, Slog Slogan, Sing Hail!
All right, all right, that's enough.
All right, that's every, that's enough.
We don't need none of this stuff, all right?
This is, we're joking here.
We're joking.
Happy New Zealand vacation, ghost.
I didn't go to New Zealand on Vega.
I wouldn't even take, I wouldn't take a shit in New Zealand now.
Do you hear about that?
Huh?
I knew, look, before all this moss shooting happened, I knew something was afoot.
Something weird was afoot in New Zealand.
When they elected that prime minister woman, all right, prime minister woman, I knew something was up.
Ghost has airtime to spare for Hitler.
Shut up, you're on one ghost.
It's a joke!
It's a fucking joke, you stupid Ryan.
All right, shut up.
All right, what's his budget inner circle?
All right, just shut your mouth.
All right, listen to me.
All right, everybody in here, listen.
The New Zealand Prime Minister.
Total U.S. baby boomers, 85,358,000.
Still alive, 65,953,518 dead, 19,404,482.
Where the hell did you get that?
Where the hell did you get those statistics?
Where the hell did you get those statistics?
A boomer dies every 18.8 seconds, with 4,589 boomers dead.
Yeah, you know what?
You know, that's great, but they're not going to leave you anything.
You know that?
Press S for sex.
How am I being sexist?
Because I said that the New Zealand Prime Minister woman was.
Let me tell you why I think that she was completely incompetent for the job.
The first thing she does when she becomes New Zealand Prime Minister is, you know what I'm going to do?
Now that I'm sitting here and I'm the New Zealand Prime Minister, I'm going to get pregnant, I am.
I'm going to get pregnant, I am.
And that's what she did.
That's the first thing that this stupid Skytosaurus from New Zealand did.
She went and got pregnant.
I buy that for you.
That's a responsible thing to do when you're a friggin' prime minister.
That's a lie.
That's a goddamn lie, Captain Autism.
That's a goddamn lie.
And like I said, you know, she takes time off.
You know, you want me to get pregnant, I am.
That's one more deuce.
Why Want Me Dead00:16:06
I stay.
Press 123 in chat if you want to see Ghost dead.
Why would you all want to see me dead, dude?
Why is it?
Don't put 123 in the chat, bastards.
What?
Why?
Why?
Why are you taking the crap?
Why?
Why?
What are you doing today?
I couldn't help but notice that you were just cracking Hitler jokes on your stream.
Shut up!
Be careful of what you say on here.
You want to have your streaming privileges taken away from this speech and promoting none.
Why?
Why do you people want to see me dead, man?
I don't get it.
Why?
Why, man?
You want me dead?
Do you want me to commit suicide?
What kind of sick goddamn trolls are you?
What kind of sick fucking trolls are you, man?
Seriously, man.
What kind of sick bastards are you, man?
Oh, my God, man.
TJ Hambrony.
What do you fucking want, man?
Ghostler, pull a Hitler and pop some cyanide and end it completely.
Just shut up.
Just shut up, man.
All right.
Just shut your stupid mouth, man.
I can't believe you people are telling me to kill myself.
I can't believe you people are even talking like this, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, man.
Damn, ghost.
I've never seen the chat move so fast.
Jesus Christ, man.
If you want to see Ghost and Captain Desi dead.
I mean, why do you want me dead?
Why do you want me dead?
I don't get it, man.
Ghost at Pulse Night Club.
Shut up.
I wasn't a fucking Pulse Nightclub man.
Shut up.
All right, everybody, just shut up, man.
I mean, I'm fucking pissed off, man.
I mean, I'm really melancholy that you son of a bitch, you dumb fucking goddamn internet people want me dead.
Buy that for a dollar.
Twilly Atkins, stroke my mane, daddy.
It will take the pain away faster than beer.
You stupid bitch horse.
Shut up and stick a goddamn horse head up your twat.
Is this it?
Is this what you want?
You want me dead?
You want me to kill myself or something, huh?
Put some music on, Engineer.
Put some music.
Put some sad music on.
Put some sad, depressing music because these internet people are sick.
They're sick.
Oh, shut up, fucking shit.
Robert Goldstein.
I go shove it up your ass.
Robert Goldstein, shove it up, your ass.
Give me my goddamn drink.
I got I can't fucking get fucking drunk fast enough, man.
I have to take the pain away, man.
Look at this.
K for ghost Cobain.
Look at this.
K for ghost Cobain, man.
Look.
Look.
Oh, my God.
What is this now, man?
Oh man, just stop, man, right?
Just shut up.
Shut up, man.
Alright, everybody, just shut up, man.
I mean, this is a sad day here.
Press H to see ghost hanging around like Mussolini.
Look, you see these sick people?
They want to see me dead.
They want to see me freaking dead.
Why?
No pulse at nightclub.
Oh, shut up, asshole.
All right, just shut up.
Why do the people that listen to me want to see me dead, man?
What kind of sick people are you?
Trans ghost balls?
Just shut up, man.
All right.
Everybody just shut up, man.
Why would you want me dead?
Why?
I can't understand it.
Why, man?
You all are sick freaking people.
You're sick.
You're sick, man.
You're goddamn sick, man.
Here's my freaking drink.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Bucket kicking Andy, you asshole.
Don't call me a freaking Andy, you asshole.
CX is dead.
CX is dead.
It's over.
I know you stupid dumb autists want to keep it alive, but CX is dead.
All right, you want something dead?
CX is dead, man.
CX is dead.
Oh, my God.
I'd buy that.
Oh, my God.
Hanging around with ghosts, man, hanging around.
Just shut up, man.
Thomas Albin died.
Real funny, idiot.
Real funny.
Why don't you all just shut up, man?
This is horrible, man.
Oh, Jesus, you're getting me so upset.
I'm belching.
You're making all the acid churn up in my stomach.
I'm belching, man.
What kind of fans do I have that want to see me freaking dead?
Why?
Oh my god, engineer, let's just put on some music, man.
Put on some melancholy, sad music, man.
This is horrible.
I thought you people like me, man.
I thought you people like me, man.
That's what Jesus Christ, man.
Please don't kill yourself, ghost.
Then I'll never be able to eat your dick and cheese sandwich.
Jesus, you see, this is sick, man.
This is what I do.
This is every day.
This is what my show has become, man.
This is why my show has become Ghost equals Suicide Andy Ghost equals suicide.
I'm not fucking Ghost, you died, lol.
You Dodger fucking.
Shut the fuck up and shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, Shut up.
I'm tired of your crap, Oh God, oh God, give me my freaking beer man.
I don't know what.
I just put it on engine.
You got some music.
Engineer, for Christ's sake, hold on, shut up.
Bitch whore, fucking fuck you man, I've got your bitch man feels dead.
Man, you see this man, you see this, these freaking internet people, they want to see me dead.
They want to see me freaking dead.
It's sick, you're sick, you're sick man.
Oh my god man engineer, do you have any music for this fucking melancholy shit?
Man, you have any music unlisted?
Ninja, take a deep breath, you're gonna be fine.
Seriously, go sniff some farts.
Shut up, put the song on.
Engineer, i'm so melancholy, i'm so out of it.
Man, just put a, put a song on.
Man, put a song on.
Oh no, the early morning fog.
I see visions of the things to be, the pains that are withheld for me.
I realize and I can see that suicide is painless.
It brings on y Tamo light.
Take or leave it to my Chejano Estipado, Tejano Bueno.
Escape is hard to play.
I'm gonna lose it anyway, while never the brightest or the smartest, or even a man, for that matter.
Ghost was the king of 400 mural.
I have to say, suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes and I can take and leave it when it begins, but as it works its way, I feel the pain grows stronger.
Watch it grin.
The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins, but as it works his way on in, the pain grows stronger.
Watch it grin.
Suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it, if I please.
A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key.
It is to be or not to be.
And I replied, oh, why ask me?
Suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I could take or leave it if I please.
And you could do the same thing if you please.
Good news, guys.
Now that's it.
All right, take this off.
Take it off, engineer, that's...
It's a celebration.
Ghost is dead.
Yeehaw.
This is not funny, man.
All right.
Hits the buzzer.
Look at all these people that I was, I was, oh God.
Oh, my God.
There's text-to-speech lady.
Good news, guys.
Now that Ghost kicked the bucket, I can host the show.
Yes, shut up.
Flag for copyright.
Yeah, shut up.
Ray Penn boys, you idiot.
Whoever the hell donated that, you should be reported in your vice squad.
And Ghost's eulogy, while never the brightest or smartest man, or even a man for that matter, Ghost was the king of 400 viewer live streams.
Fuck you.
All right.
Shut up.
Muerte a ghost.
Dios cuerda que el chapo salga di prison y mati como el puto cor éres.
Cingatu madle pinche tejano el stupido.
El unico tejano bueno es un tojano muerto.
And then cry more, bitch.
All right.
Just shut up.
All right.
I'd buy that for a dozen.
Hey, look, there's hanging with Robin Williams.
I mean, look at you people took so much joy.
Look at you people.
You took so much goddamn joy that I was singing.
Suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And you could do it, too, if you do, please.
That's a depressing song, man.
It's a real depressing song.
And I've got a bunch of depressing people trying to tell me to kill myself.
Telling me to die.
They want me freaking dead.
Here's Weena.
Where the hell you been?
Time for some Twitter shout-outs.
Let's see.
We've got balls.
Addressing a freaking transgender one cross-dresser.
Get that bastard out of here.
You've gotten ghosts.
We've got dark razors and one actual.
Weena won actual.
Christ that was a depressing song man I shouldn't I You shouldn't have played that, engineer.
That's a depressing song, man.
Now I feel a little melancholy for Christ's sake, man.
I feel bad, man.
I feel bad.
I mean, come on, engineer.
Come on, man.
Jesus Christ.
Here's my goddamn beer.
I need more.
I can't get drunk fast enough for Christ's sake, man.
I CAN'T GET DRUNK FAST ENOUGH!
God damn it.
I need some more fucking beer.
I need some more beer.
Can't handle the stamp troll terrorist internet people cyber vermin punks without more beer, man.
More goddamn beer.
Jesus Christ.
I can't get drunk fast enough, man.
I can't get drunk fast enough, man.
Three for ghost third nipple.
I ain't got a fucking third nipple, you sick freak.
There was a chick in high school that had four nipples.
That was a little weird.
Anyway, listen, let's stop.
Let's stop the death talk.
Let's stop the melancholy talk.
Stop thinking that I'm, you know, I should commit suicide.
And shut up with the threes in the chat room, you scumbags.
I'm telling you, man.
I mean, why do I do this broadcast, man?
All right.
Why the hell do I do this broadcast?
Real funny, you jerk dick.
I know what you mean by that, man.
Oh, God.
You're making me belch, man.
I don't want to put up with this, man.
I mean, I don't want to put up with this on a fucking Monday, dude.
I shouldn't have to be putting up with this crap, man.
And I don't care if it's April Fool's Day, man.
I deserve more respect.
Wine is fine, but whiskey is awesome.
Whiskey is clicked.
Suicide is slow and suicide.
Take a bottle away.
Then it floods away tomorrow.
Take a bow and drown some of the roads and wash away tomorrow.
That's a badass song.
Suicide Solution, Ozzy Osborne, man.
I'm Ozzy Osborne.
Yeah, and I know thing, too, but Sarah!
I'm Ozzy, man.
And we'll sing Suicide Solution.
Wine is fine, but whisk is quicker.
Suicide is slow and liquor.
Take a bottle and drown your sorrows.
Then it floods away tomorrow.
Pretty badass stuff.
Ozzy's pretty good.
Anyway, feels bad, man.
You admitted feel.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up.
I'm not a feels bad man.
Cryptocurrency Market Cap00:03:16
I'm not a feels bad man.
So shut up, man.
just shut up jesus christ this show always takes a turn for i don't even know i don't even know what to describe this show It takes a turn for the bizarre all the damn time.
And it's because of you people.
It's because of you goddamn people, man.
Now, look, since the text-to-speech slut did all the stock markets and the damn commodities and all this crap, I'm going to get right to the cryptocurrency markets.
Because we've seen a rise in the cryptocurrency markets.
And I hope that some of you sons of bitches started bottom feeding during this time because there were some profits to be made.
You sorry sack of crap.
All right?
I mean, the entire market capitalization of the cryptocurrency market right now for the entire market is $147 billion for the entire cryptocurrency market, baby.
All right?
So let's go ahead and let's continue on and let's talk about Bitcoin.
Now, to be completely honest, the only thing keeping Bitcoin alive is the overspeculation, the top of mind concept of when you ask somebody who doesn't know anything about cryptocurrency, what cryptocurrency is, the first thing that comes to their mind, Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin.
And that's the only thing keeping it alive, baby, because there are a bunch of coins that are a hell of a lot better than Bitcoin, but that's why you continue to see this fledgling.
BTC is the symbol for Bitcoin.
Market cap is $73 billion market cap.
The circulating supply for Bitcoin is $17.6 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Bitcoin has gone up 1.58%, closing out Bitcoin at $4,191.25 per Bitcoin.
Take a look at Ethereum.
And like I said, Ethereum, during this last downturn, you had a lot of Wall Street institutional investors going right at Ethereum.
And that's being reflected at the steady price of $100 and a quarter to $150 kind of swing that it has throughout this whole downturn.
Let's go ahead and take a look at Ethereum.
ETH is the symbol.
Market cap for Ethereum is $14 billion market cap.
The circulating supply for Ethereum is $105 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Ethereum has gone down 0.17%.
Closing out Ethereum at $142.10 per Ethereum.
Now let's continue on, folks.
Let's go ahead and get to Litecoin, Vietnam statistics.
Go shove it up your ass for two bucks.
All right.
All right.
Litecoin right now, LTC is the symbol.
Market capitalization is $3.7 billion market cap.
Circulating supply is $61 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Litecoin has gone down 0.34%.
Closing out Litecoin right now, or the current price for Litecoin, that is, $60.64 per Litecoin.
Furries And Internet Losers00:12:44
Why is everybody saying Z in the chat room?
What the fuck?
You're bored?
Are you fucking bored?
Huh?
You starry sacks of fucking internet loser crap.
You're bored?
Well, you know what?
Tough titty.
Tough titty, you stupid morons.
You're just going to have to take it and eat it.
Eat it!
You son of a bitch.
Who else do we have?
We got Monero.
Monero with the privacy component on it.
The damn symbol for Monero is XMR.
Market capitalization is $998 million.
You know what?
I don't even know why I'm even fucking doing this crap.
I don't even know why I'm doing this.
I don't even know why I'm here.
I don't even know why I'm fucking fucking here.
God, Damon, son of a bitch.
TTS did this already.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
Just sit there and shut up.
Professor Fennec.
I just got back from Furry Fiesta.
I found out that San Antonio has its own furry con called Alamo City Furry.
Oh, great.
Join us and we'll cheer you up with smiles and hugs.
Oh, go shove it up your ass.
Most furs don't have one.
Hey, let me tell you something.
I saw some of the CX network or remaining of the CX network.
Johnny Ballerfic, keep on with the coin markets.
These stupid dumbasses don't care about crypto.
They don't care, Johnny Ballerfic.
They don't care.
And by the way, I saw a couple of the remaining CX network go to the furry con out there in Dallas, and they got kicked out because, oh, you're assuming my gender.
And oh my god, you're offending us in our safe space by talking so vulgar.
And oh and if you take a look at the footage that the CX network has of the Dallas furry con, it's like I've always said about furries, man.
A bunch of fatties and uglies dressing up in a goddamn mascot outfit so that they can partake in sexual deviant activity without showing their disgusting fat bodies or their disgusting ugly pieces of god.
I'm not joking.
I think furries are complete trash.
They're complete degenerate, fat, ugly trash.
And I don't respect one furry one bit.
And if you happen to be a furry, you need to get your head examined.
Or better yet, you need to take all your clothes off, get in front of a full-length mirror, and see what it is that is the imperfections in your body that you don't want to see.
And you're trying to cover them up with a goddamn mascot outfit, huh?
Huh?
You stupid, dumb, freaking low-life furry bastards.
All right?
You know it and I know it.
You're all a bunch of uglies and fatties.
If you weren't uglies and fatties, you wouldn't be furries.
You wouldn't be for you would be able to show off what you got.
You wouldn't be ashamed of it, but you're ashamed of it.
You're ashamed of it, for Christ's sake.
Slow poke Garcia again.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
I'm not joking, man.
And then, and then you all think, then you all think you're going to get some kind of what?
Respect amongst other idiots that are trying to have, they're trying to hide their fat and disgusting, ugly, fat bodies.
And you're a community now.
I just, I hate how the internet, this is one of the bad side effects of the internet.
The worst side effects of it.
What is this?
Underfed nipsey, beaten nipsey, molested nipsey, lost nipsey.
Homeless nipsey, hit and run nipsey.
Can you all just shut up?
Broken leg nipsey, broken head nipsey.
I mean, seriously, I mean, dead nipsey, wheelchair nipsey, comatose nipsey.
Shut up, all right.
And slow poke Garcia, shove it up your goddamn burrito eating poop shoot, all right?
No, I'm not even kidding, man.
Furries are a bunch of ugly, fat people.
You're never going to see an attractive furry.
And if you do, it's probably because she's or he's half retarded.
You know, and they think like, yay, I'm a furry.
Yay, yay.
I'm not joking, man.
All right.
And I think that you furries, and you know, that's what I hate about the internet.
All right.
This is one of the worst side effects of the internet.
No matter how much of a fucking freak show you are, you know, because the internet brings so many sick people together, you can find a community around people that tend to like whatever it is that you like.
I mean, it was the internet that brought this furry crap into mainstream to where they're now leasing out hotels and having conventions in it, for Christ's sake.
It was the internet that brought all these sick bastards together.
All right.
And let's just be honest.
That's supposed to be.
I mean, before the internet, these people would have kept it in the closet, you know?
Johnny Ballerfick.
Brony Khan stopped plaguing Baltimore this year.
Not that Baltimore was already not plagued.
Yeah, I hear you there, Johnny Ballerfic.
And that's another thing.
Hold on, what is this?
In War of the Spark News, we have 42 cards currently spoiled, including Nickel Bolus.
Now, Bolus's static effect is very interesting.
What the hell are you talking about?
Just shut your mouth, alright?
I mean, prior to the internet, can you let me talk?
I followed Ghost's crypto advice and lost $1,000 in the crash.
If he had any honor, he would commit seppuku an apology.
What the hell are you?
Your name is Paws Terra, you fucking idiot.
Furries versus ghost.
Let's hop to it, everyone.
Ah, Jesus.
Oh, yeah.
I'm afraid of furries.
Oh, yeah.
I'm afraid of fat and the ass, ugly people that are so afraid of their own fat bodies, they got to put themselves in a goddamn mascot outfit.
Yeah, I'm really afraid of you fucking idiots.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
I'm serious, man.
All right.
You're all a bunch of fat and ugly people.
And that's why you got to put yourself in a goddamn outfit.
You don't see any hot pieces of ass going into a goddamn furry suit.
You never will.
It's always these pot-marked, you know, acne-infested-bodied, fat-bodied pieces of just gigantic and Snorlax crap that are furries.
You know what I mean?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
And by the way, when CX ascended on the goddamn furry con out there in Dallas, they were removed because they were just going up to furries, asking them questions.
And the furries like, you know what?
I don't really like what you're asking me.
I don't really like it.
And you know what?
Why are you assuming my gender?
I think you need to leave.
You're not one of us.
All right.
You're not one of us.
You're not a furry.
Okay.
Google gobble, Google gobble.
One of us.
One of us.
I'm not joking.
You furries are pieces of trash.
All right.
And like I said, this is what the internet has done.
It's made a community of these fucking people.
Furries, bronies, you know, people who whack off to cartoon women.
You know, and it doesn't matter what sick fetish.
Balls, it should be legal to shoot furries from helicopters.
I mean, you know what?
I'm not trying to condone violence.
Okay.
I am not.
But balls, let's just go there, okay?
Since they technically want to be animals, they want to be foxes.
They want to be rodents.
They want to be hamsters or whatever the hell they want to be.
Okay.
I mean, technically, aren't they supposed to be hunted?
Aren't foxes hunted?
You know, I'm just saying.
I mean, if they really want to go there, right?
If they really want to go there, let's go furry hunting, huh?
Oh, my God.
Anyway, let me take a drink of this.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Press M for MTG.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell are you all talking about?
Oh, now here's Professor Fennett again.
Just got back from Furry Fiesta.
Found out San Antonio has a fur card.
Man, San Antonio is a dirt hole.
No suit needed.
Who gives a shit?
Most furs don't have a suit because they cost thousands of dollars.
Who cares?
We will cheer you up with smiles and hugs.
Who gives a crap?
Man, and these furry costumes cost thousands of bucks.
I mean, if you're that desperate, why don't you go buy a fucking prostitute or a man whore or something?
Stupid furries.
I'm not joking, man.
Furries are pieces of trash.
And, you know, if you're a furry and you like my show and you think you like me, don't like me.
Okay, because I don't like you.
I don't like furries.
Okay.
You people need your heads examined and you're a bunch of fatties and uglies.
Just admit it.
All right.
It'd be okay if you just admit it.
If you just admitted that you're a bunch of fatties and uglies ashamed of your own fat, ugly bodies, then that'd be, you know, I get it.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
And look, of course, somebody's going to be like, you know what?
The people that are making furry suits are capitalists.
You know, that ghost.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
You know, they're making money off of a bunch of people that are fucking lunatics.
Great, all right.
That's great.
Huh?
That's great.
Stupid losers.
And you know what?
Hey, furries, keep eating, dude.
Keep eating.
All right.
Keep eating, fatty.
Keep eating.
Go ahead and keep eating.
All right.
Because, you know, I mean, the more you eat, the faster you're out of here.
SpongeLord.
Ghost, I've spent over $100 on pictures of girls' mouths in the last month.
Is there any advice you have to give me?
If you spend $100, well, why don't you go out and get yourself a black hooker out there at Martin Luther King Street?
All right.
And look, I'm not trying to be racist.
I'm just saying, Martin Luther King Street, doesn't matter where you are in America, it's always a pretty bad neighborhood out there, all right?
But you're spending $100 on girls' mouths.
Jesus Christ.
See what I'm saying, man?
I mean, the internet, it brings all these sick maniacs together, dude.
It brings all these sick maniacs together.
It doesn't matter what kind of a sick goddamn fetish you have, you'll find a community online of people who do the same thing, you know?
Like, you know, like, let's say you have a dog farting fetish.
All right.
You can actually find sick, disgusting, pathetic, degenerate losers that have the same goddamn freaky sick fetish.
You know?
I'm not joking.
You'll find forum posts about this crap.
You'll find websites about this crap.
You know?
Like, yeah, I have this dog farting fetish.
And what I like to do is I like to feed my dog Wendy's double cheeseburgers and chili.
Yeah, Wendy's double cheeseburgers and chili and wolf bran chili.
Yeah.
And then what I do is I like to tickle my dog.
Yeah, I put him on his back and I tickle my dog until he gets all tensed up.
He gets all tensed up.
And then before you know it, and then once I hear it, I smell it.
I smell it.
I sniff it and I smell it.
Yeah, I sniff it and I.
Yeah, that wolf branch.
Yeah.
I'm not joking, man.
A whole community of sick people will be commiserating about this sick, this sick crap.
All right?
I'm not joking.
I'd buy that for a dog.
Hey, ghost.
Fuck you.
Hey, fuck you too, asshole.
All right?
Who asked you?
Jesus, right here.
Furries for ghost.
O-W-O, what's this?
Press F in chat to Glomp Ghost's wheelchair-bound Kawaii body.
Shut up, asshole, all right?
I'm not a freaking hambone.
Avocados In My Salad00:16:14
Most of us don't go to cons to fuck.
We go to hang with friends, buy art, and listen to good music.
Though it is true that our art dealers are mostly gender benders, buy art and listeners.
That's what we like to do.
Other than most of us being gay men.
Y'all are all a bunch of gay men.
That's another reason why you're furries.
Back in the day, Ghost told everyone to buy silver at the height of the bubble.
Anyone who followed his advice is probably still bag holding.
Sound familiar?
What are you talking about?
What height?
What are you talking about?
The height.
Breaking news.
You will love this ghost.
It has been revealed that Ghost Services Glory holds.
Yeah, go fuck it.
Shove it up your way.
I'm getting tired of you people, man.
Tool better than Pantera.
Eggplant if Donald is a gay cut.
Shut up, all right, asshole.
Just shut up.
You know, man, I can't get drunk fast enough to bypass you people.
Just, I'm so sick, man.
You know, forget about it.
Forget about the markets.
And, you know, I was going to talk about some things.
You know, I was going to talk about how the president is vowing to close the border.
And if the president closes the border, I want you all to know something, especially all you hipster little fruit bowls out there that like.
I like avocados on toast.
I like avocados on toast.
When I will admit that parts of San Antonio look like a Walmart, I mean, I've already admitted it, you stupid idiot.
Listen, all right, the president is vowing to close the border, but if he closes the border, it is reported that we in America will run out of avocados within a week.
We will run out of avocados within one week if we close the border because we get most of our avocados from avocados from Mexico.
So that's very interesting for Christ.
It goes knows a lot.
You sure know a lot about homosexuals, furries, and other degenerate sexual activities.
I wonder why, and if you say it's because you read HuffPost.
I read a lot.
What are you talking about?
I read a lot of stuff.
Okay?
And the reason I read is just in case I have a debate with the enemy.
I'm going to know what the enemy thinks.
They can never use the excuse that, um, you don't know what it's like to meh, meh, meh.
Not with old ghost here.
They can't do that stupid fucking excuse.
They can't do that.
But by the way, if the president does close the border, we will be out of avocados in a week.
And I want to be honest with you.
I like avocados.
I liked avocados before these hipsters decided to go ahead and put it on their toast and have it for breakfast and raise the avocado prices by fucking 100%.
All right.
I eat an avocado a day.
All right.
So I like avocados.
And I sure as hell don't want to see avocados not being a part of the produce section.
Or I'm going to have to pay like $5 or $10 a goddamn avocado.
All right.
And shut up.
I'm not a damn hipster.
Okay.
I like putting avocados in my salad.
All right.
I like putting a whole avocado in the salad.
And it makes the salad taste great.
As a matter of fact, the avocado, if you put it in the salad, what avocado does, it provides nutrients.
Trump for tiger shrimp.
Shut up, all right.
What avocado does, it provides nutrients to your gut flora so that you can properly absorb, absorb, I should say, other nutrients, vitamins, and minerals a lot easier.
Weena want actual furries are actually gay.
Anami is fucking gay.
Brony is fucking gay.
Stop liking gay fads to act like you fit in, you losers.
Is that the real Weina?
Are you just playing an April Fool's joke, huh?
Anyway, I'm going to be a little bit, I'm going to be a little bit upset if I don't have avocados, okay?
I eat an avocado a day.
I like avocados, and it helps the system absorb all the nutrients from your food.
I mean, it's what it does.
It's a very healthy fat while you're at it.
Not to mention a great source of potassium, which everybody kind of neglects unless you eat bananas.
And moreover, it is a great source of fiber, fiber, which means that you'll be regular in the bathroom.
You know, because like, man, look, I got a salad.
It's my own recipe.
My own salad.
What is this?
Gay Donald is a cuck that is using the threat of closing the border to posture for 2020.
Oh, shut up.
Donald is a cuck and his whore daughter and gay son-in-law.
That's a goddamn leftist piece of trash.
That's a leftist piece of trash that's just hating.
That's what that is.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
A for ghost anal avocado.
No, listen, man.
Avocados are great.
What are you talking about, man?
They're great for Christ's sake, man.
Man, I love a perfect avocado when it has not been, you know, brownie or it's just, it just, it just, it's just ripe.
It's ready.
You cut open that avocado and you slice open those little pieces.
Man, that's fucking creamy goodness, baby.
That's some creamy goodness that you scrape out of that avocado skin, baby.
I'm telling you, man.
Beautiful, creamy goodness.
I like avocados.
I'm sorry, all right?
All right, sue me.
I like avocados.
I'm sorry, all right.
But I got this salad that I make myself.
I call it a power punch salad.
Everything in this salad is pure health.
So when I add the damn avocado, all the things that I'm consuming, I put garlic in this son of a bitch.
I put a whole bunch of stuff, red onions, a whole bunch of stuff in this salad.
Okay?
I eat it, and it'll be well absorbed because of the avocado.
What is this?
Sponge Lord.
Please give us the salad recipe?
Ghost, please give us the salad recipe.
I need to lose weight so I can send sexy cross-dressing pics to my ex that happens to live in Texas.
Oh, Jesus, man.
Can you all just shut up, please?
Calling me a leftist won't prove that I'm wrong or bring Dimeback back.
Fuck you, man.
You're a leftist.
You're a goddamn leftist and you know it.
Shut up.
I wouldn't be surprised if you're being paid by George Soros right now.
Ghost founded Ask Jeeves, so he's no stranger to failure.
Fuck to ban avocados in the state of Texas.
You guys are assholes, man.
I mean, you're just grade A assholes, man.
Grade A assholes, you cyber vermin are, man.
Grade A. Let me blow my nose.
Let me smoke some weed for Christ's sake.
I'm going to break out the devil's lettuce, the wacky tobaki, the grass, the reefer, the marijuana, the pot, the poo smoke.
You know what I'm saying?
Give me a god damn tissue!
Nipsey first, please go snack.
You see this?
Shut up, all right?
Just shut your stupid holes already, all right?
Let me have my freaking beer.
As a matter of fact, let me have another goddamn freaking.
Let me take another shot of Chevas.
All right.
What is this?
What is eggplant not paid?
Dimeback is gone.
Donald is a cuck.
And Pantera is over.
Fuck you.
Pantera is the definition of metal, you pieces of crap.
And I don't want to go over this debate again.
I've had enough of it in episode 39.
If you want to hear about it, go ahead and go to episode 39 and listen to it for yourself.
I'm going to go ahead and take a chug, once again, of some Chavez Regal Blue Label.
Oh, yeah.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Right out the bottle, baby.
Right off the bottom.
Right out the bottle.
Because Ghost over here, Ghost has balls the size of grapefruits that'll slap you upside your chin.
What now, Weina?
Yeah, my guy.
It's really me.
I don't know how to prove it other than your show on my own Twitter.
Also, I'm not a cross-dresser.
Follow me.
Each legless has its benefits.
Ghost is very flexible.
He can even toss his own salad.
Yum, No, man, come on with this perversion, man.
Eggplant, debate filthy.
Look, I'm not.
Look, if he calls up on radio graffiti and if I hear his little fruity ass voice again, I'll give him some time like I did the last time.
But he was the one.
No, I'm an anarchist.
I'm an anarchist.
Then when I gave him the floor, he's like, well, you know what?
I don't have to defend anarchism.
You, you have to defend.
That sounds like some black bitch trying to avoid her being busted cheating and shit, you know?
What is this?
I, hold on, what the hell is that?
I have a Juno's.
What the hell is that?
You are a shell of the former host you used to be.
What are you talking about?
You're drinking yourself into the ground so this show will die a natural death.
Oh, that's the only way to save it is turn off TTS and bring back the political dope.
Nobody wants to hear the political dope anymore, man.
Nobody wants to hear it.
All right?
They want to be like, hey, I'm a furry and yay, spaghetti.
Yay!
That's what they want.
That's what they're all about.
Yay, Spaghetti, yay!
And by the way, man, text to speech.
It's what creates the interactivity of the show.
It's what creates the interactivity of the show.
That's what you people don't understand.
That's what created the show.
What created the show was the interactivity, man.
So shut up.
I mean, I'm trying to do a show here.
I'm trying, but man, you know, these people, I mean, it's the interactivity, man.
All right.
I knew I shouldn't have broadcasted on an April Fool's Day, man.
I freaking knew it, man.
I freaking knew it.
Give me my freaking beer.
And by the way, people are asking about it, all right?
I am getting the computer, the I-60 Corsair, with the 49-inch ultra-wide curved screen.
All right.
400 live viewers worth it.
What the hell are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Just shut up.
I'm listened to by more people than that.
I'm being relayed by people.
All right?
I'm being relayed by people that can't download YouTube.
Talk about the USS Liberty incident.
Can you just shut up, please?
All right.
Chat and Radio Graffiti created it, Jew.
Shut up.
What are you talking about?
Just shut up, man.
Oh, my God, man.
Why am I putting up with this crap, man?
Why am I putting up with this crap and allowing you stupid internet scum to give me a bad case of the Mondays, man?
I don't get it.
And shut up in the chat.
I am being relayed.
I'm being relayed right now and I'm being listened to by hundreds of thousands of people throughout the world.
Here's Duva, dude.
Can you just shut up, Duva, dude?
Nobody gives a crap, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God, what is this?
Juno's tube for Shuta.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just, I'm so, I'm so sick.
I'm so sick of this crap, man.
All right?
Relayed in bathhouse.
Relayed in bathhouse, asshole.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hundreds of listeners throughout the world.
Just can you all just shut calling me a Jew, please?
And so what if I was Jewish?
Huh?
So what if I was Jew?
What's so wrong about being Jewish?
Huh?
Jesus Christ, man.
Seriously, what's wrong with being Jewish?
You guys are racist.
You know what I mean?
You guys are a bunch of white supremac freak shows, man.
What's wrong with being Jewish?
He's here.
54321 blast off.
Money, money, money.
This is true TTS radio.
What the hell are you talking about?
TTS radio.
The badass of interactivity.
Give him TTS or give him a shot.
Shut up, asshole.
All right?
Broadcasting from the ship.
This is what makes the interactivity of the show is the text of speech, man.
That's what gives the freaking interactivity, man.
You all know it.
You all know it, man.
So shut up and stop giving me crap.
Boring?
Huh?
Boring?
Huh?
Okay, well then get out of here.
Nobody's asking you to listen for Christ's sake.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
Seriously, look at my dono.
I'm not trolling, I swear, on my mother.
What, Thomas Albin's dead?
Thomas Albin's freaking dead?
What is this?
Fisherman autism?
Pandalus Borealis shrimp have been found on the Gulf of Mexico and they're spreading infectious disease.
Man, shut up!
Hey, guys, I'm gonna have shrimp tonight!
Shut up!
So some extra money.
Shut up, scared manner.
You're a sick bastard.
Did you get to the market?
Shut up!
Or are the meme magicians, TTS lady?
I'm gonna have shrimp tonight, man.
Shut up!
Don't go there.
Don't even put that in my head that there's some virus in the shrimp or some shit.
I'm gonna have shrimp tonight.
I'm having surf and turf.
All right?
This Mr. Maury.
I personally think radio graffiti shoutouts in the chat room are the real interaction.
Man, I'll just end this fucking show.
All right, how about I'll just end this fucking show if you people think this is what you people think?
All right, TTS excuse for a shit show.
It's you people that are turning my show into a circus shide show.
It's you, goddamn troll, for Christ's sake.
And for real, is Thomas Albin dead?
Is he really dead?
Because you see what I'm saying?
You fucking trolls are sick, dude.
Me magic, man.
I'm not even joking.
And you probably killed him, man.
You people probably killed him, man.
This is all on you.
You people killed Thomas Albert.
You people.
You people.
Quit now, Fatty.
Huh?
Quit now, Fatty.
Don't tempt me, you piece of crap, because I'll do it.
Killed Thomas Albin00:14:53
Buy that for a dollar.
Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, diseased shrimp.
That's not funny, man.
Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp.
That better not be true, man.
Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp.
I'm going to have shrimp tonight, no!
Shrimp, shrimp, I'm going to have shrimp tonight, no!
Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, Shut up with a shrimp.
Shrimp, shrimp, yum, yum, yum, shrimp, I'm going to have shrimp tonight, man.
You talking about your dad's relationship with your mother?
Yeah, I could think so.
I agree.
Oh, my God.
No!
You see the Thomas R.I.P. Albin Thomas Albin's dead!
Oh my god, I gotta see this.
Hold on.
Put it on the screen, engineer.
Oh, my God.
Don't tell me Thomas Albin's dead, man.
No, no, no, oh no!
Thomas Albin's.
You freaking mean sorcerer.
Meme magic sick fucking.
I told you.
I told you you're mean sorcery.
You're meme magic.
Oh, God.
I told you, man.
You fucking guys are meme sorcerers, man.
I told you.
I told you.
Thomas Albin's dead, dude.
Thomas Albin's dead.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Y'all remember, y'all thought I was fucking John Conquest.
Remember that?
All those years?
And then John Conquest ended up fucking dead.
Oh, my God, man.
I'm just not a very good.
I don't want to do this show anymore, man.
I mean, come on, man.
This is getting scary.
This is getting scary, man.
You killed him.
Next is your teeth.
Trust me, chat.
If you want ghosts to look at it.
I didn't kill him.
You killed him.
Lol, you died.
Lool, you fucking asshole.
You got them.
You macabre asshole.
You're macabre.
Oh, God.
You sick macabre assholes, man.
You're sick.
Thomas Albin finally became a ghost?
Fucking asshole.
You're sick.
That's why I'm telling all you goddamn people.
Look at the meme magic.
Look.
Look.
Just stop, man.
Albin first deli on now.
You fucking sick, man.
No, man.
You're killing innocent people.
Your meme magic is killing innocent people.
Stop.
Stop it right now.
Oh, God.
Yes.
Your mean magic is killing innocent people.
Just stop, man.
All of you troll terrorists, man.
All you cyber verbin, man, all you mean magicians.
Stop.
Just stop it now, man.
You're killing innocent people.
You're killing innocent people, man.
R.I.P. John Conquest.
What the hell are you saying?
What are you saying?
What do you call a threesome with two Vietnamese chicks?
A Nguyen-win situation.
Ah, you fucking sick man.
A Nguyen-win situation.
God!
Jesus Christ!
Ha ha, oh, oh god, ghost RIP April 1st!
No!
No, you're killing innocent people with your meme!
Stop!
Stop this crap!
Stop!
Ah, damn it!
Oh, God.
This is getting scary, man.
This is getting scary, man.
Just stop, man.
Seriously, just stop.
This is fucking meme magic, man.
I told you.
I told you about this meme magic, man.
It's dangerous.
I told you about the power you all have.
It's dangerous.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
This is dangerous, man.
This is goddamn dangerous, dude.
Give me my goddamn beer.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Thomas Albin died from eating diseased shrimp.
Shut up.
Underfed shrimp.
Beaten shrimp.
No.
Molested shrimp.
I'm going to have shrimp tonight, man.
Stop.
Just stop.
I'm going to have shrimp tonight.
I'm going to have serpent turp.
I'm having serpent turf.
Diseased shrimp.
Oh, God.
No, man.
Stop, man.
Seriously, stop.
You're next bitch, man.
Stop, man.
Seriously, this is not funny anymore.
This is not funny anymore.
Stop.
Everybody, just stop now.
This is not funny, man.
This is serious, and people are ending up dead because of you.
Own shrimp, shrimp, shrimp.
Yeah, you're hard on.
Shut up, man.
This isn't funny anymore, man.
Seriously, this is getting serious, man.
People are ending up dead because of meme magic, man.
Because of me magic.
Remember the shrimp Lamo, man?
Shut up!
Seriously, this is getting dangerous.
Stop!
Just stop, man.
Press F in the chat to use meme death magic on ghost, man.
Listen, stop.
This is not funny.
This is not funny.
Shrimp in Lake Georgetown.
What the fuck is that mean?
This is not funny anymore, man.
Seriously, you all just gotta stop, man.
You trolls have gotta stop.
You gotta freaking stop, man.
You gotta freaking stop, man.
This is just getting out of head.
This is getting out of head.
The Illuminati.
Jason DeLeon has a laser four.
Like, who cares?
I'm not Jason DeLeon.
It gives a crap.
And leave that guy alone.
He's got a good bar and he's got good pizza and burgers at that bar.
Leave him alone.
Leave him alone, man.
Give me my beer.
Jesus Christ.
What kind of show is this, man?
Shrimp tag team Albin.
Listen, man, shut up.
Shut up.
Jonestown Shrimp Buffet.
That's not funny, you asshole.
Jonestown Shrimp Buffet.
That's not funny, man.
That's not funny, man.
Jesus Christ.
You know what, man?
You're going to keep wanting me down.
I'm going to end this show.
All right.
I'm not gonna broadcast to a bunch of sick maniacs that want to see me fucking dead.
I'm not even joking around, man.
If you all keep this up, I'm gonna end this damn broadcast.
All right?
I don't wanna be broadcasting to people that want to see me dead.
All right?
I don't wanna broadcast to people that want to see me freaking dead, man.
That's not funny.
That's not goddamn funny, man.
That's not fucking funny, man.
That's not funny, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
You're making me belch Do it, bitch.
Do it, bitch.
Fucking asshole.
I've got your bitch.
I'd buy that for a bit.
I've got your bitch.
Wait a minute.
Fields prawn, man.
Fields prawn, man.
Fucking fuck you.
Ghost is a spineless shrimp because he won't debate filthy heretics.
Heretic is a goddamn autist that doesn't know his ass from his elbow, for Christ's sake.
If he has the balls to call up on radio graffiti, just listen to his stupid, stumbling, mumbling ass on the goddamn phone.
He's an idiot.
All right?
I wouldn't be surprised if this stupid son of a bitch still watches Caillou at whatever fucking age he has, huh?
I'm a mammal kid.
I'm a cancer kid.
I'm that fruit bowl from Kaiu.
Kaiyu.
Jesus Christ, man.
I need some more fucking beer for Christ's sake.
I can't stand this crap.
I need some more beer.
More beer.
Oh, God.
Where's your freaking this freaking ice chest, man?
Thomas Albin will use my meme magic to kill Donald Trump.
No!
No, that's not funny.
Hey, Comrade Rambles, I'm turning you into the Secret Service.
You understand me?
Don't you dare make fun of that.
I will turn you into the Secret Service.
All right?
I'll turn your information to the Secret Service.
You do that about the president again, you sarzack of crap.
All right?
Don't you goddamn dare?
Don't you goddamn dare, man?
Don't you goddamn dare?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost looks more like Caillou than any anarchist here.
Stupid boomer.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I'm sure, yeah.
That's real funny.
Real good comeback, you stupid no fucking personality having jerk dick.
All right, give me some beer for Christ's sake.
Crap, open a beer for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
You're a bunch of sick bastards.
I'm telling you, I'm turning you all into the Secret Service, man.
All right?
Don't you dare talk about my president like that.
Do you understand me?
Don't you goddamn dare talk about my president, man.
That's my president you're talking about, man.
That's President Donald Trump, the greatest president in American history.
And don't you ever forget it.
Don't you ever goddamn forget it, man.
Donald Trump is the greatest American president in American history.
And don't you forget it.
Don't you all forget it, man?
Oh, God.
I'd buy that for a shrimp.
Ghost is a shrimp, pimp, shrimp.
Pimp shrimp, pimp, shrimp, shrimp.
Shut up, Captain Autism, and shut up about the shrimp.
I'm gonna have shrimp today!
I'm gonna have shrimp tonight, man!
Shrimp, pimp turn!
I'm having serpent turf!
I'm having serpent turf!
Now that Thomas Albin is dead, I guess it really is a ghost show.
That's not funny, Captain Autism Man.
Y'all are macabre, man!
Y'all are macabre, man!
Historians say that was the last broadcast Ghostler did before he was violently butt-sexed by a horse from the city.
What up, asshole, epic shrimp fucking whatever the hell is shrimp sest, whatever the hell you say.
Ghost, what actually is Antiques in Wonderland?
Please, can you explain?
I don't know what the hell that is.
That's somewhere your mom ghost services glory holes and takes it up her goddamn shit funnel.
I don't know what the hell that is, so sit there and shut up.
Just shut up, man.
Get my goddamn drink.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Yeah, I can't believe this, man.
What an April Fool's Day show, man.
What an April Fool's Day show.
I knew I shouldn't have done this goddamn shit.
Buy that for a dollar.
Feels dead, man.
That's not fun, dude.
That's not funny, man.
I mean, your meat magic has caused the death of a lot of people.
That's not funny, man.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Alright.
I've had about enough, man.
I've had about enough.
All right.
The only way I could pallet you people is not only consuming copious amounts of alcohol, man.
What now?
When you donate to your show, the money goes to Antiques in Wonderland, located in San Antonio.
I don't know what the hell that is.
I don't know what it is, all right?
I don't know what it is.
Son of a bitch, give me my free.
Where's the freaking pot at?
Wait, where's the pot?
Here it is, for Christ's sake.
You see, you people are making me consume copious amounts of alcohol, and now I'm going to consume the smoke.
I'm going to consume the wacky tobacco, the tetrahydrocannabinol, the reefer, the grass, the poo smoke.
You know, the poo smoke, man.
Jesus Christ.
Let me open this crap.
Hit The Brain Baby00:04:51
This is Dragon Schlong or whatever the fucking variant is.
Here we go.
Where's my pipe?
Give me my pipe, man.
I want my pipe.
Ghost is one to talk about being slutty, given he got ass-pounded by filthy heretics.
Oh, go shove it up your ass.
The filthy heretic is a goddamn autist, dude.
All right, he's a fucking autist.
Hey, you know what?
I don't have to prove nothing to you, ghost.
You gotta prove to me.
Who gives a fuck, man?
He's probably being fed by an intravenous fucking fucking IV because he's too much of a tard to put a fork in his mouth.
All right, I could care less about what freaking filthy heretic says, alright?
He's a dumb idiot that thinks anarchism is a viable alternative, even though he cannot name one, one instance where anarchism has worked.
And if he's gonna say the Chapatistas in Mexico, the Chapatistas are a bunch of closet commies, all right, asshole?
You're an idiot.
Antiques in Wonderland as the largest distributor of diseased and poisoned shrimp is a fish.
Shut the fuck up about the shrimp shrimp shop.
I'm gonna eat shrimp tonight for Christ's sake.
I'm eating serpent churf!
I'm eating serpent turf tonight!
Need to hear this.
Pimp fried shrimp.
Pimp fried shrimp.
Oh, shut up man.
Pimp fried shrimp.
Pimp fried shrimp.
Skip this.
Skip this idiot.
Skip this asshole!
Skip him!
Bettaное is eight pal.
Skip this stupid son of a bitch!!
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, wait a minute.
You skipped the wrong one.
God damn it.
You skipped the wrong one.
Ghost is a fraud.
All right, give me a freaking break.
They have lost over 158,000 American lives to the Vietnam War, and that count is still rising.
Approximately 58,000 in Vietnam, 100,000 or more to suicide, and most of those occurred after.
Why are you even bringing up Vietnam statistics?
Why are you doing that?
Why are you even talking about Viet fucking nab?
Why?
Why?
Jesus Christ.
I'm taking the first hit, man.
I'm taking.
I'm going to let it hit the brain, baby.
I'm lit at the brain.
That's better.
Shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, God.
I mean, I mean, come on, man.
I mean, seriously, man, just come on, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
Let me try one more.
And I'm not fake smoking, idiot.
Why the fuck would I be fake smoking, dude?
All right.
I mean, seriously, that's freaking dumb, man.
I'm not fake smoke.
I'm fake smoking pie.
I got, look, here.
You want me to break off some more?
Look, here, here's a big fat butt.
I'm about to break off.
Listen, I'm going to break off.
Just break it.
Listen, listen.
You hear that?
All right.
That sticky, icky droe right there, baby.
You understand?
You know what I mean?
I mean, you people wouldn't know that.
You people are idiots.
All right.
I'm going to smoke again.
I just, I just, because you made me break a little bit of that damn butt, I'm going to put it on my damn on top of the bowl and I'm going to do it again, baby.
I feel, you know what I feel like?
I feel like Peter Frampton in that song.
Dude, you feel like I do.
How do you feel, baby?
Hell yeah.
Let me out, smoke.
Oh, yeah.
That's it.
You gotta hold it and let it hit the brain.
Try that for us.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that's not the real Captain Desi.
Jewish Music For Jokes00:15:22
Just shut your mouth.
That's not the Captain Dessie artist.
I'm going to lay down a baseline for you.
Here we go now.
Pimp, fried shrimp.
You can't crimp the shrimp.
Pimp, fried shrimp.
You can't crimp the shrimp.
Pimp, fried shrimp.
You can't crimp the shrimp.
Pimp, fried shrimp.
You can't crimp the shrimp.
Pimp, fried, shrimp.
Why do you do this, Captain Autism, dude?
Pimp, fried shrimp.
You can't crimp a drink.
Why do you do this crap?
Seriously, bitch.
Skip this idiot's crap.
I'm not going to sit here and listen to this garbage.
All right, I want to say cheers, baby.
Cheers.
You notice, man, whenever I smoke the wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, there's a little bit of a calmness, a little bit of a calmness that comes into my body.
You know, there's a little bit of a calmness that comes into my body.
And I like it.
I like it a lot, man.
And I still don't, I don't appreciate you people calling me a Jew in the chat.
Why do you people call me a Jew?
Can you all explain that?
I'm not Jewish, first of all, but so what if I was Jewish?
What's wrong with being Jewish?
Jesus Christ, I just had to belch.
What's wrong with being Jewish?
I don't understand, man.
Okay, look, look, look, listen, listen, okay.
Let's just, I'm, okay, I'm, okay, let's just say I'm Jewish, okay?
Let's just say for the sake of argument, I'm Jewish.
What are y'all going to do about it?
What's wrong with it?
I don't understand it.
I don't understand.
Okay, I'm Jew.
You know what?
Hey, engineer, put on some goddamn Jewish music so we can be a little Jewish for all the people that are goddamn fucking anti-Semitic jokes.
Neutral MoresNet, the Pennsylvania Quaker settlement, Ireland pre-war.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
You got some goddamn Jewish music you're prepping there, engineer.
Even if they're not, using this as proof that anarchy can't work is circular reasoning.
Examples of anarchy.
What are you talking about?
The Pennsylvania Quaker settlement.
The Pennsylvania Quaker settlement had laws, you stupid jerk dick.
All right?
Every one of these stupid dumbasses, with the exception of Earth prior to 3500 BC, they all have laws that goes against the anarchic principle.
You're not supposed to have laws.
Everybody's supposed to be free.
It's supposed to be no government, and we're all great.
You're just an idiot, dude.
You don't know nothing.
When I asked you about what variant of anarchism that you're down with, whether it's Pierre-Joseph Perdon or Bakunian, you couldn't even answer because you're an idiot.
You don't even know about anarchism.
And by the way, did you know that anarchist attended the same international as the communists?
Fucking idiot telling you.
Oh, Ghost doesn't understand anarchism.
Neither do you.
That's why you're not living in it, you moron.
All right?
That's why you're not living in it.
What is this?
Splicer?
What is it?
Can you shut up, Captain Autism, you stupid dumb shithead?
So what if I was Jewish?
What are y'all going to do about it?
Oh, oh, somebody, look, come to Pittsburgh, and he's got, he's got the six-pointed star with a gun emoji next to it.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, are you threatening me?
Are you committing hate crimes here?
Are you suggesting that you'll commit a hate crime?
Good God, man.
You guys are sick, dude.
You guys are sick.
I mean, I can't believe you people, all right?
Let me see.
I mean, if I'm Jewish, then I need to have one of those yachamicas, right?
I don't have a yarmulke.
Here, you know, by the way, this weekend, I had some Popeye's chicken.
You know, we had Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang over.
And they like chicken.
So we bought a big-ass bag of Popeyes chicken.
Look at that chicken for Popeyes!
And I got the bag left over here.
There it is, right here.
I got the bag left over right here.
Ghost over here is so stupid he debunks himself without filthy having to lift a finger.
All right, great.
Keep believing that, right?
Keep believing that.
I'm putting my yarmulke on.
Oh, here the infernal names of Abaddon, Callie, Sekman.
I'm putting my yarmulke on.
I've got my yarmulke on right now.
There it is.
There it is.
Hold on.
Jesus Christ.
I got headphones on, so this is kind of.
All right, here we go.
All right.
I've got my yarmulke on.
Do you have some Jewish music, engineer?
All right, I've got my yarmulke on.
Since you all think I'm Jewish and you're all a bunch of racist bastards that hate Jews for whatever reason, I got my yarmulke on.
Throw on the Jewish music, engineer, so that we can go ahead and trigger all these anti-Semitic racist pricks because that's what you are.
Each and one of you people that are out here saying that I'm Jewish, like it's a bad thing, that I've got a Jew nose and all this other crap.
You people are a bunch of fucking racist bastards.
And let me tell you something.
You can redeem yourself.
You know, the cedar meal is coming up next.
You know that?
The cedar meal is coming up next.
One of our friends, the man who, you know, shows up on some of these news networks asking for $25.
That's all it takes.
$25 to feed a member of the once Holocaust who's living in desolate, destitute, no money, no food.
And you can buy the cedar meal for these people.
Okay?
Ghostler Sapira.
Shut up.
All right.
I'm serious.
$25 could buy a cedar meal for someone, a Jew who was in the Holocaust at the last day of their lives.
They have no hope.
Okay.
So send $25 to those Jews that are poor and have no food.
They have no electricity.
They have no hope.
You can buy their cedar meal.
All right.
The proper cedar meal for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
Now that we're talking serious, go ahead and throw on the Jewish music that you found, Engineer, because I think it's serious that these people know that the Jewish people are not something to be laughed at.
They're not something to be made racist fun of.
Okay?
Look, I've got, I'm sitting here with my yarmulke.
Okay?
Like I said, $25 could buy a poor Jew in Eastern Europe who were once members of the Holocaust a cedar meal.
Okay?
What is this?
There's a saying, the Lord helps those who help themselves.
Don't help the filthy survivor.
Come on.
You are a heartless person.
All right.
You are a heartless person.
And Captain Autism, can you shut your stupid shrimp, pimp, crimp, pimp, garbage up, man?
We're being serious here.
Everybody's being anti-Semitic.
And they keep bringing up the USS Liberty.
That was a fucking accident, dude.
All right.
Lachaim, it was an accident.
So shut up about that.
Why y'all bringing up old shit?
All right.
I've got my yarmulke on for you anti-Semitic sons of bitches and all of you people that are out there that are hating Jews.
This is for you.
I hope that you got something good, engineer.
I hope that you have li-ha la hualah.
Hi, ha, lahua, hai-ha!
I hope you have something like that.
Hold on, my.
God damn it.
Freaking yarmulka fell off.
All right.
And believe me, all right, there are plenty of Holocaust, Holocaust survivors out there.
They're still alive.
And by the way, I do want to reiterate that the Holocaust, the Holocaust was such a bad incident that not only should reparations be paid to those that were a part of the Holocaust, but there's now being science.
I don't know if y'all have read this.
Did y'all read this about the Holocaust?
That there is science now.
Sorry, my yarmica keeps falling off.
There is science that proves that the horror and all the tragedy that the Holocaust witnessed by those that were there can be transmitted to their offspring.
So their offspring can actually feel what their ancestors felt in the Holocaust.
So I feel that is justification for reparations to continue after those that are Holocaust survivors, once they're long gone, their children should be getting reparations because they can still feel the pain.
It is genetically passed on.
And this is, look, no, shut up.
Hey, assholes in the chat room.
This is science.
This is real science.
Look it up.
You're on Google.
You're on Google.
You don't understand.
The Holocaust was a very tragic situation where people were witnessed to the peak of tragedy.
Type cap to ban Captain Dessey.
Pimp fried shrimp.
You can't crimp the shrimp.
Join the unofficial inner circle Discord.
It's better than ghosts.
It's $300.
Just skip this, idiot.
Skip this moron.
All right.
Shut up, Captain Autism.
We're talking serious here.
I'm talking about the Jews who suffered.
What's the difference between my car and a Jew?
My car doesn't cry when I give it gas.
What the f- How dare you?
How dare you, man?
Holocaust or tycoon.
Listen, I'm serious, okay?
And I want everybody to realize that you folks that are paying restitution and reparations to those that were in the Holocaust and the survivors, that that money needs to continue to their offspring because it's been genetically proven.
It's been scientifically proven that the horrors of the Holocaust tragedy is being passed down to the next generation.
And that next generation can legitimately, legitimately feel what's going on.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
So I'd like for everybody to go ahead and just understand that's a fact.
And I don't understand why you people could be so anti-Semitic.
What is this?
Joey Wheeler?
I'm really tempted to make a correlation between Ghost and Trump wanting to support Jews financially recently.
Wait a minute.
Wait, hold on just a second.
Listen.
Listen, I'm just supporting the Jews because they have been the most persecuted people in history.
And why?
Why have they been the most persecuted people in history?
Because they're the most loyal to one another?
Huh?
That they properly educate their children better than most?
What's the difference between my car and the lives of six million Jews?
My car is worth something.
Pimp fried shrimp, you can't crimp the shrimp ban Captain Dessey.
Type cap to lynch ghost.
Lynch ghost.
I mean, you see what I'm saying?
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
I mean, listen, let me take off my yarmulke because I got to get serious.
I got it.
How dare you people talk this way about the Jewish people?
The Jewish people have been the most persecuted people in world history.
And the only reason that they have been most persecuted is because they're loyal to one another.
They take care of one another.
They educate their children at the right ages better than most.
And I'm really tired of you people disrespecting the Jewish people, okay?
I mean, look, there's a reason why Trump is recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.
There's a reason why the United States is recognizing the Golem Heights as Israel's turf or territory.
And it's because the Jews have been so compassionate when it comes to this Palestinian situation.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Six million more ghostler, you son of a...
Shut up!
All right?
Now, let me explain, okay?
What is this, Jews?
No.
Are you kidding me?
Very funny considering the kikes were shooting at soldiers in lifeboats even after they destroyed the damn ship.
Oh, God!
Listen to William Luther Pierce's speech on the USS Liberty to see how William Pierce, are you talking about the white supremac William Pierce?
Is that the guy that you're going to put up as a credible source, William Pierce?
The guy who wrote the Turner Diaries?
The guy who wrote the Turner Diaries.
That's who you're quoting?
Crispy Polax.
That's not funny, asshole.
All right.
That's not funny.
Now, listen, the Golan Heights, all right, are now Israel's territory because they, and what I mean they, I'm talking about the Houthis in Yeben.
The Syrians and the Iranians have been bombarding that area, especially where it's possessed by Jewish control, with all kinds of rockets.
Look it up.
If you don't believe me, look it up on YouTube.
Look it up on YouTube.
What is this, Tim McCrav?
Nobody wants to hear what?
Nobody wants to hear you talking about well-poisoning.
Nobody wants to hear you talk about well-poisoning oven Dodgers who killed our U.S. sailors.
Move on with the show to something else other than Jew worship like Trump.
You son of a Syrian.
The Holocaust never happened.
Type cap in chat to ban Desi.
You see, look at this.
This person's questioning the Holocaust.
This person's questioning the Holocaust.
Then who do we find in all these concentration camps that were emaciated and that were starved to death?
Huh?
I mean, give me a break.
You people are heartless.
You know that?
You people are goddamn heartless and I don't appreciate it.
Just Shut Your Leftist Hole00:14:57
I'm telling you, man.
All right.
And look, you see, you people keep calling me a Jew.
So what if I am a Jew?
So what if I am?
Hey, throw some Jewish music on, engineer.
All right.
I mean, throw some traditional stuff.
Don't throw anything weird.
Just throw some traditional stuff because these people in here need to recognize that the Jewish people are really oppressed.
All right.
Yona thinks ghosts should smash all these racists just long as ghosts stop being racist, too.
I'm not racist.
I love everybody.
What are you talking about?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a nice guy, man.
I'm a nice guy.
Throw on.
Throw on the goddamn music engineer.
I'm not going to let these anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic people talk this way about the Jewish people.
Go ahead and throw it on, engineer.
You got it?
Well, then throw it on, for Christ's sake.
Wait a minute!
What is this crap?
This isn't Jewish music!
God damn it, engineer!
Son of a f ⁇ !
Oh god!
This isn't Jewish music, engineer!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
I'm just- God!
I'm- I mean, come on, man!
Shut it down, engineer!
Shut it down, man!
Shut it the hell down!
Shut it down, you dumb piece of crap!
Are you joking?
I mean, come on, engineer.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm trying to be serious to these racists that are disrespecting Jewish people.
I'm trying to be serious, and here you are.
You're feeding their asses, man.
You're fucking feeding it.
Come here, engineer, you piece of crap.
Piece of goddamn crap.
I mean, this is what I get.
What the hell was that, engineer?
What the hell was that?
For Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Mr. Look, no, no, no.
You know what?
I'm not.
You people are racist.
It's obvious that your racism and all your sick demented anti-Semitic influence has penetrated the engineer.
It's obvious, man.
It's obvious for Christ's sake.
What do you call a flying Jew?
Smoke, you fucking shit fucking.
Shut up, and you sick jumping!
Shut up!
You racist bastard!
God damn it, I can't believe you anti-Semitic pricks, man!
I can't believe you, man!
I can't believe how anti-Semitic you six sons of bitches are, man.
I mean, good God.
Oh, God, man.
Oh, my God.
You fucking engineer, you just wait.
You just wait, engineer.
I'm gonna kick your ass after I take a break, man.
I didn't know you were anti-Semitic trash.
I didn't know that, man.
God damn you.
Shut the fuck up.
And everybody in the chat room, too.
Why don't you all shut up?
Why don't you all shut up, man?
She was screaming mean memes, so three of them left.
What is this?
Can't you all just stop, man?
Everybody just stop.
I mean, what am I supposed to do after that, man?
I'm sitting over here.
I'm trying to show, man, the compassion.
The compassion I have for the Jewish people while you anti-Semitic pricks are flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers, talking anti-Semiticism all at the goddamn chat room.
I've got the engineer over here.
God damn it, engineer.
I can't believe you, man.
I just, I, just, it just, Fuck, man!
Try that, Fred.
Ah!
R.I.P. the engineer.
You're damn right.
And he's not the real talent, you idiot.
Shut up.
Just shut your mouth, man.
To anybody who's listening in Israel, anybody who's a Jew that's listening, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
I didn't do this.
These fucking people did it.
I didn't do it, man.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not joking.
It's these people, man.
It's these people, man.
Give me my fucking.
I need a tissue, man.
These people are making me secrete mucus out of my freaking holes, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe how heartless you are.
And this, you know, what the engineer just fucking did.
And let me tell you, I'm going to punish this piece of shit.
I'm going to punish this bastard when I take a break.
You know that, right, Engineer?
You got to goddamn well know that.
Just shut up.
It's because of you people in the chat room, man.
You assholes.
He reads your little stupid chats and all this other crap, man.
He reads it.
And, you know, he gets influenced by you, man.
He thinks that you stupid people care about him.
He thinks that you stupid internet people care about him.
You don't care.
You don't care, man.
I should take fucking engineer to the fucking woodshed, man.
I'm not even joking, man.
Make me look like a fool, man.
Making me look like a fool.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Evil Mirror, what do you fucking want?
You asshole.
You're a capitalist hurting his workers for expressing themselves in protest.
What a surprise.
Oh, shut up, Evil Mirror.
Just shut your mouth, alright?
Just shut your leftist hole, man.
Ghost the blimp can't crimp the shrimp.
Pimp, fried shrimp.
You can't crimp the shrimp.
Panda face, panda face, panda face, pimp, fried shrimp.
You make your face.
You can't capture autism.
Just shut your stupid mouth.
You're looking forward to that.
Just shut your stupid mouth.
What a show, man.
I mean, it just, you know, I. You know, whenever I have a bad show, and I think, man, it can't get any worse than this.
You know, it can't get any worse.
You sons of bitches always like fucking one-up it, man.
You one-up it.
And I should have known better that you assholes were going to do this on a goddamn April Fool's Day, man.
I knew you cyber vermin were going to fuck do some stupid internet tomfoolery on a goddamn April Fool's Day, man.
I should have known.
I should have known, man.
And let me tell you, I don't know if the engineer's going to have a job after this.
You understand?
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I don't know anymore, man.
What?
What fucking episode 40, man?
April Fool's Day, yeah, man.
Real good, real good April Fool's Day, man.
Yeah, real, real good April Fool's Day, man.
Real good April Fool's Day, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not joking.
I'm just, I'm so sick, man.
Thomas Albin's grave, Captain Autism, and just shut up, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to have to take a break, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
I got to take a fucking break, man.
I mean, look what y'all done to episode 40, man.
I was supposed to talk about Nipsey Hussle.
I was supposed to talk about how his own people, Nipsey Hussle's own people, killed him.
And it's because of Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.
It's their fault.
They created gangster rap on a national scale.
They promoted black degeneracy at the beginning.
They promoted black on black violence.
It's their fault.
Please ban Captain Autism.
He's the most annoying troll ever.
Tell me about it, man.
Wait a minute.
If the engineer goes, we go to eggplant to support the engineer.
Don't you threaten me?
Don't you dare threaten me, man.
Don't you goddamn dare?
All right.
This is my show.
The ghost show.
And I can fire and hire whoever the hell I want.
You understand me?
I can fire and hire whoever the hell I want.
And you're all a sons of bitches, man.
You're all a bunch of sons of bitches.
Shut up with the eggplants in the chat room.
I'm looking at you, filthy chat room chumps.
I'm looking at you.
Shut up, man.
I can fire and hire who I want, man.
And the engineer made me look ridiculous, man.
And I am not a man to made to look ridiculous.
Give me my drink.
I can't get it.
Fucking shut up with the fucking emoji.
The eggplant.
I'm sick of that eggplant emoji, man.
Shut the f ⁇ .
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Shut up, bitches.
Shut up.
Oh, God.
Everybody just shut up.
You know, I was going to tell you people that I was going to get my fucking computer this week, you know?
And you know something?
I don't even know.
I don't even know why I bought this stuff, man.
Just end the show, loser.
This show sucks ass.
Your mother sucks, dirty bacon, bit reason, nutty ass.
Oh, my God.
I'm so sick, man.
I need another fucking hit of weed.
I can't.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm looking at these stupid assholes in the chat room.
I'm looking at these assholes in text-to-speech, man.
I've got to fucking get another fucking bowl.
I'm not even joking, man.
I got the engineer over here making me look like a fool with the Jews, man.
All right, I'm down with Jews, okay?
Jews.
I'm down with you guys, man.
All right.
All right, don't listen, this idiot, all right?
All right, just don't listen to what the fuck these people are saying, the text-to-speech.
You know me, all right?
You know me.
What now?
I am not the man to be made to look ridiculous.
I'm not!
This man who has looked ridiculous.
For 11, you banned me.
Worse will surely take my place such as the way in the outer you killed an innocent man today Albin and the chipmunks a fuck you man All right look, shut up.
I'm gonna take another hit of weed so I can even pallet you, sons of bitches man.
So I can even, fucking son of a bitch, and pallet you bitches man.
Jesus Christ, man, my heart's beating like a fucking rabbit, man.
Oh, God.
And you're making me belch, man.
You're making me fucking belch, man.
Hear my smoke.
Man, I gotta clean that screen, man.
It's fucking.
i gotta clean that screen dude oh my god Oh, my God.
What is it about weed that like makes like the mucus come out of your orifices, man?
Give me another tissue, dude.
Oh my god.
Man, what's up with all this mucus coming out of my freaking nose, man?
I can smell.
I can smell again.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe this is my Yarmulka.
Give me your.
Oh, shit.
I just tore my Yarmulka, man.
Fucking goddamn Goyam.
Fucking Goyam.
I know it's your fault, man.
Fucking tearing my Yamaka, man.
What can I do if you fucking get this shit out of me?
Get the shit out of here.
Fucking Goyam and your goddamn meme magic, for Christ's sake, man.
You're fucking tearing my Yamaka, man.
What a bunch of bastards, man.
What kind of evil people are you, man?
You people are evil, man.
You know, what kind of sick demon deity are you people praying to, huh?
Oh, yeah, that fucking frog, right?
Tearing My Yarmulka00:10:10
Keck, right?
Huh?
Praise Keck.
Huh?
You're praising Keck?
Huh?
Huh?
I bet you praise Hitler too, don't you?
Huh?
Huh?
Hitler and Keck, Keck and Hitler?
Huh?
Huh?
Lutzlogan, Sneakin', Slogging!
Hell, Keck!
Hell, Keck!
Hell Keck!
No Slogan!
Sneak!
Rolf Slaggin'!
Volkswagen!
Seek Keck!
See, Keck!
Look, Slogan, Sneakin', Sloggin'!
Lutzlogan, Seekin' Slaw!
Praise Keck!
Hell Keck!
All right, all right.
Is that what y'all guys are doing?
Is that why all this meme magic is working?
Because there's a lot of things that are working here, man.
Like you people in the beginning of the show that were trying to blame me for Nipsey Hustle being shot.
I mean, okay, I talked about gangster rap in episode 39.
Okay, I get it.
I talked about how it was the degeneracy of blacks.
I get it.
All this other stuff.
I mean, how is it my fault?
All right.
How is it my fault for Christ's sake?
He got gunned down in his own clothing store, marathon clothing, on Slossen and Crenshaw.
And he died at age 33, 33, 33.
He died at age 33 for Christ's sake, man.
Give me my freaking money.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
More beer, baby.
More goddamn beer.
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, the Illuminati did not kill.
He did not kill Nipsey Hussle, okay?
He didn't get killed because he was doing a documentary about Dr. Sebi, okay?
He got killed by brothers that was close to him.
And if you want my opinion, because I don't know the whole, you know, I'm only getting what I'm getting.
If you want my personal opinion, I think that Nipsey Hussle was killed by somebody who was close to him that was hating on him.
Because if you take a look at Nipsey Hussle, protect the engineer, listen, shut up about the engineer.
I'm talking, all right?
The engineer's in hot water with me with that stupid, dumb, anti-Semitic crap that he pulled.
And it's because of you idiots.
Now, listen, okay?
I personally believe that he was shot by somebody that was close to him because he was hating.
I mean, if you take a look at Nipsey Hussle's career within the past six months, it has shot up to the top.
He was nominated for a Grammy, for heaven's sake.
I mean, this guy, if you take a look at his last video, which is Stacks in the Middle, I believe it's called.
Pretty good song.
You know, it's not bad.
Stacks in the Middle.
This guy, he's out here sporting Lamborghinis.
He's out here showing that he's on Learjets.
And remember, this is a brother that was trying to put money in Crenshaw and Slawson, trying to reinvest in his community, bringing up a lot of folks that would otherwise be degenerate gangster losers that end up alcoholics and homeless, etc.
He helped that community.
He helped that community, man.
And in my opinion, I think that his own brothers were hating on him because he moved beyond Crenshaw and Slawson.
And this guy is out here, you know, he's flying in Learjets.
Who isn't?
He's out here, you know, cruising in Lambos.
You know what I'm saying?
So all I'm saying, and by the way, I mean, even though he did say, you know, he did, you know, fuck Donald Trump or whatever that stupid song was.
I mean, we all know it's for the hustle, baby.
You know what I mean?
Nobody really, nobody black, with the exception of who Obama chose.
Nobody black was really making money during Barack Obama, unless you were close to Barack Obama.
Like Jay-Z was making a lot of money.
He was close to Barack Obama.
You know what I mean?
If you were close to Barack Obama, you're making a lot of money.
Also, by the way, we should be holding Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg accountable for this.
I can't believe Snoop Dogg came out and said, man, I can't believe it, man.
Why are y'all shooting each other?
Because you promoted this fucking gang activity, Snoop Dogg.
And Dr. Dre, because you promoted it at the beginning.
You accepted this whole gangster rap crap.
You accepted this whole glamorization of drive-bys.
It was you.
It was you, Dr. Dre.
It was you, Snoop Dogg.
How can you fucking sleep at night, you showouts?
This root word is the root arch, which means ruler.
It comes from the Greek archen, anarcho-capitalist.
All right, okay, great copy pasta.
All right, all right, shut up.
Not Pierre Joe.
Stupid autistic.
I'm saying something serious here, you stupid wannabe anarchist.
Shut up.
I'm saying something serious.
I'm talking to Dr. Dre.
I'm talking to Snoop Dogg.
How do you sleep at night knowing that you're rich because your inception of an idea to a community of black folk killed, murdered, dismembered the family, etc., because of your inception, you fucking pieces of crap.
And I'm telling you, in my opinion, Nipsey Hussle shouldn't have been shot.
It should have been fucking.
Never mind.
I'm not going to say.
I'm just saying, man, you know, you people are pieces of crap.
And you know what, Snoop Dogg?
I guarantee you you wouldn't respond to this because you know I'm telling you the truth.
You and Dr. Dre, single-handedly, okay, created this nationwide obsession of being ghetto, of being, yeah, I'm a killer.
I got guns.
And yeah, I'm pimping hoes.
And yeah, I'm killing people.
And yeah, it's 187 on the undercover cop and all that shit.
I'm telling you, Snoop Dogg, people should be venting their frustration at you.
And to be honest with you, man, Nipsey Hussle shouldn't have been the one.
It should have been you.
It should have been you.
Because you're a piece of fucking soulless trash that sold out your own black people.
And you come out here like you care.
You come out.
You don't care.
That's why you're doing, that's why you're doing shows with that fucking dumb ex-con, Martha Stewart.
Huh?
You know, why do you think Martha Stewart is hooking up with Snoop Dogg?
Martha Stewart is a disgraced fucking ex-convict.
Nobody's going to do business with her.
I mean, as a matter of fact, why don't you take a look when Martha Stewart went on David Letterman after she got out of prison?
Take a look at her at David Letterman and take a look at how David Letterman mocked her like a piece of trash because nobody wanted to have anything to do with Martha Stewart after her little, you know, stock situation that sent her to prison.
Except Snoop Dogg.
And look at Snoop Dogg.
You know, they, I mean, these are soulless people.
And I spit on Snoop, especially Snoop Dogg.
Dr. Dre, he suffered.
You know, it's not like he hasn't suffered.
You know, Dr. Dre lost his brother.
He lost his son.
Stop talking about a bunch of dumb monkey, you filthy boomer.
Shut up.
All they have to do is talk to you.
Shut up.
That's cool.
Can't you just shut your stupid mouth?
Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg are good rapers.
Also, ghosts.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, I'm glad you brought that up.
But either way, at least Dr. Dre has felt the recourse of his selling of his soul.
He lost his brother.
His brother was killed when he got into a street fight out in the hood.
He got in the street fight out in that same hood or around that same hood that Nipsey Hussle is in.
And he took a shot to the face and his head landed on a curb and died of a brain, some kind of a brain situation.
His son was also killed, Dr. Dre's son.
Not to mention, Dr. Dre was shot.
So it's not as if this son of a bitch didn't have karma coming at him and he's been able to dodge karma.
But Snoop Dogg, on the other hand, you know, come on, man.
You know, that's about enough for Snoop Dogg.
I mean, I'm just saying, that's about enough of Snoop Dogg.
All right.
And anybody who's black, anybody who's black that praises Snoop Dogg and is going to be carrying water for Snoop Dogg, why don't you take a look at music before Snoop Dogg?
Why don't you take a look at entertainment, black entertainment before Snoop Dogg?
There wasn't any of this degeneracy being promoted.
But of course, you black people, man, they did it.
Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, they did it.
They got you so enamored with gangster culture that they have it, they have you believing that gangster rap culture is black culture.
It's fucking disgusting and it's horrible.
And I feel compassion to the black people.
I know there's a bunch of racists up in here that are going to say this, say that.
I feel fucking compassion for the black people because it's their own people that are bringing themselves down.
I mean, like I said, Nipsey Hussell got shot not because he got killed by the Illuminati and he was going to do a documentary about Dr. He got killed by one of his associates, you know, who thought that he deserved more, etc.
Read Malcolm X Autobiography00:08:40
I mean, look, one of my favorite books is the autobiography of Malcolm X as told to by Alex Haley.
And if you all read that book, I don't understand why most black folks and black leaders don't say, hey, read Malcolm X's autobiography.
That is a brilliant book.
It'll give you the real insight of black strife during the time of real racism.
It'll show you that what broke up Malcolm X's family was the fact that his mother was forced to get help from the state.
You know, welfare.
And this son of a bitch lost his family because of his mother attending welfare.
So he's not for what most black folks are all for now.
Most black folks want welfare.
They want this.
They want reparations.
They want reparations now.
That's not what Malcolm X died for.
That's not what Mountain Luther King died for.
Y'all should all be ashamed of yourselves.
And this is not racism.
Every time some brother tries to come out and help the black folk, something happens to them.
You take a look at Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby's been trying.
If you take a look prior to his allegations of him, you know, dropping roofies or whatever in chicks' drinks, which I find ironic, like most black folks find ironic, that 40, 30, or 40 years later, it's like, man, I was hurt by that time that you dropped the roofie in my drink.
Ah, you should go to jail now.
I'm not saying it's true or not true.
I'm just saying how convenient.
And at the time when Bill Cosby was having all these cases on him is when he started to go into black ghettos in Philadelphia and Baltimore and these areas and giving people free.
Like, hey, come down here.
I want to talk to the black folk.
Free.
Come down here.
And there's in this goddamn YouTube, you could find those lectures when he would open up a, you know, people that wanted to come in and hear Cosby speak in the ghetto.
He would allow these people to come in.
And you know what Cosby would tell these people?
That, hey, stop blaming the white man.
You need to look at yourselves.
You need to stop having babies and not being a father to that baby.
You need to pick up your pants.
You need to get a job.
You need to gain wealth.
And once this brother was doing this on his own accord, I'm talking Bill Cosby.
All of a sudden, these fucking cases of him dropping roofies all of a sudden started popping up out of nowhere.
Take a look at Eddie Murphy.
Eddie Murphy was another brother that tried to uplift the black community.
If you take a look at the movie Boomerang, which was produced by him, I'm not too sure if it was directed by him, but I know he flipped the bill for Boomerang.
Boomerang was an attempt at trying to show black folks, and this is before gangster rap.
Boomerang was before gangster rap.
So Eddie Murphy was trying to show black folks outside of the traditional Hollywood stereotypes in which they cast black folks in and tried to put black folks in an era of, hey, we're executives.
Hey, we're advertising executives.
Hey, we have enough money to go in and pay for $2,000 suits.
We have enough money to have badass townhomes and badass penthouses, et cetera.
And what happened to Eddie Murphy?
Eddie Murphy got caught with a transgendered prostitute in Hollywood, California in his car at like four in the morning.
Now, I know some of you people are going to laugh at Eddie Murphy that, hey, he's getting with a tranny and hey hey and all that shit.
But let's be honest, okay?
This is Hollyweird.
This is Hollywood, where they protect pedophiles.
You understand?
That's what they do.
I mean, Corey Feldman said it.
Corey Haynes said it.
Elijah Wood has said it.
I mean, so many people have alluded to the fact that Hollyweird or Hollywood protects pedophiles at every single level.
And yet all of a sudden, they miraculously find Eddie Murphy with a transgendered prostitute at four in the morning.
Give me a break.
But of course, he was a guy trying to get the black folks into something beyond what Hollywood was trying to subjugate them into.
And then, of course, after the movie Boomerang came all the gangster rap.
And then the rest is history, baby.
The rest is history, man.
Look at black people now.
Black people don't, they cannot.
They cannot differentiate black culture from gangster rap.
Gangster rap is black culture now.
Gangster rap is black culture.
And it wasn't that way until Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg came out with their fucking albums.
I mean, maybe it was that way for like small municipalities, but it wasn't nationwide.
And it wasn't extending to cities all across the, I mean, it's just giving you a break.
That's why I'm telling you, man, if you lost somebody to gang violence, you should try to get a class action lawsuit against Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.
These guys are pieces of shit.
All right.
All current listeners, oh, you're, you're, okay, go ahead.
That's fine.
You can go ahead and snooze your ass off.
But I'm not going to sit here while black people are being bamboozled and not tell the black folks, hey, wake the fuck up.
You're being crippled from within.
And it's these brothers that are out here that are being focused on on the mainstream media, that are being promoted by Hollywood, that you should be questioning the most.
And I'm telling you, Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre, you people are pieces of shit.
How you people can go to sleep at night is beyond me.
You people are obviously satanic, soulless pieces of trash.
But every dog has its day.
All right.
Every goddamn dog has its day.
Anyway, listen, enough of that melancholy stuff.
You know, you people put me in this position.
Wait a minute.
I've been on here for three hours and 40 minutes.
Are you kidding me?
Three hours and 40 minutes.
Oh my God.
Where's the time go for Christ's sake, man?
Look, I got to take a break here, okay?
And when I come back, hold on, let me take one more hit of the freaking smoke here.
When I come back, when I come back, we're going to do some chat room shout outs.
We're going to do some radio graffiti, okay?
Jesus Christ.
We got to clean that screen, man.
Anyway, I want to say that first.
What is that?
Another Hindenburg?
What the hell are you talking about?
Stop so getting so bent out of shape about rap music.
Go sniff some farts.
Shove it up your ass.
I'm not getting bent out of shape about it.
I just think black people need to get out of this.
Yeah, I got to be ghetto.
I got to do this.
That's black culture.
No, it's not.
I mean, this love and hip-hop bullshit that you see on VH1.
You know that there's so many love and hip-hops, New York, Miami, Atlanta, that there's now going to be a love and hip-hop award show for fuck's sake.
And who are the most favorite characters in love and hip-hop?
The people that are the most violent, the people that are the most ghetto.
What does that say?
What does that say about black folks?
And I'm not saying that to be racist.
I'm telling you, black folks, question yourselves.
Have an introspective understanding of why, of fucking why.
Love And Hip Hop Bullshit00:09:18
All right, I got to take a break.
All right.
I got to freaking drain the main vein.
And then look, I'm not being racist, asshole.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I want black folks to be like Asians.
I mean, Asians, they come into this country and within one generation, they're in the upper class, whether middle or upper middle or enrich classes.
And there's got to be something to that, right?
I mean, like I said, it's got to be culture.
It's got to be how people are raised.
It's got to be about family, etc.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'll be right back.
I'm going to go ahead and play the intro music to this broadcast.
And it's called Insanity Control.
It is a royalty-free heavy metal track, which I do appreciate this guy that produced it.
We need more producers like this.
That's how you get known.
He's getting pretty known because of this.
So anyway, I'll be right back.
When I come back, we are going to do some chat room shout-outs.
We're going to do some radio graffiti.
And then I'm going to get the hell out of this goddamn April Fools episode 40 show for Christ's sake.
This has been a pain in the ass, bro.
This is a pain in the ass for Christ's sake.
And look, people are saying new songs, new songs.
Look, I'll do it.
I need to get my new computer, which comes in this week.
So give me some time, all right?
It's coming in.
It's coming in for Christ's sake.
Anyway, engineer.
And by the way, I got a fucking discipline.
Let me get my fucking belt off.
Get my fucking belt off.
I'll be right back.
All right.
I got some fucking discipline to do.
Put on the goddamn shit, engineer.
Put it on!
Get over here!
Put me on!
Put me on, right, goddamn now!
All right, but all right, we're back, folks.
Thank you very much for listening.
I had to take care of some business on top of draining the main vein, you know, draining the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage and all that stuff.
So my apologies to everybody.
My apologies here.
So anyway, Jesus Christ.
Let me take a swig of this.
All right.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
You're lucky I'm even here this long, you son of a bitch.
You're lucky I'm even here this long.
You're even, you're lucky I'm even here this long.
I'm going to put some more freaking weed in this.
I'm not, I'm not, you know what?
I'm going to wait.
You know, you'll have to hear me smoke first.
How you like that, you son of a bitch?
And shut up.
Shut up about the engineer.
He's fine, all right?
He's fine.
Shut up.
Look, tell him you're fucking, tell him you're fine, engineer, all right?
He's fine.
I just needed to, you know, show him I cared in a physical sort of way so, you know, he can understand where I'm coming from.
Right, engineer?
That's right.
So anyway, wait, wait a minute.
Why are people disliking my fucking...
Why are y'all disliking it?
Why are y'all disliking episode 40, you dumbass?
Why?
I've been here for three hours and fucking 50 minutes, man.
Why?
Why?
Because the engineer...
He's not being abused!
Shut up.
Shut up.
All right?
I just had to, I had to, I had to show him I cared in a physical way, all right?
I'm taking here.
I just, I just loaded this freaking bull.
All right, I'm taking another freaking hit.
You people, shut up, man.
All right.
You don't know nothing.
You people, you know, I wanted to have a serious cultural conversation and you've turned this show into a bunch of crap.
You know that?
You people have turned this show into a bunch of garbage.
And then when you anti-Semitic assholes started talking garbage about Jews, I was making the case on why Jews.
And you know what?
Never mind, man.
Man, I got to clean that screen.
I know.
Spanking here.
Harder, daddy.
No, no.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up, man.
You people are a bunch of anti-Semitic pricks.
You encourage the engineer.
You know, I blame you assholes for encouraging the engineer to do this shit, man.
You know, you people keep saying, oh, the engineer, he's a talent.
He's a legend.
And you know why you think he is?
Because of shit like that.
And because you keep encouraging him, he keeps doing it, man.
He keeps doing it fucking over and over and over again.
It's not funny, man.
I need a legit engineer, man.
I'm telling you, engineer, if you don't stop this, I might put a wad ad out here in the freaking community.
We may have to replace your ass.
Eric Holder Report00:02:47
All right.
Well, maybe one more chance.
All right.
One more chance.
All right.
All right, folks.
Let's go ahead and how about I quit?
How about it?
See this fucking chat room, man?
The balls of you fucking people, man.
The balls, man.
You know what?
Just for that, I'm taking another hit of tetrahydroconnemanol.
All right, how do you like that?
All right.
I'm taking some more hits of tetrahydroconnebanol.
How you like me now?
All right.
I'd buy that for us.
Captain.
Care in a physical way.
So the two of you had sex and engineer wasn't into anything.
No, that's that's we got your back, buddy.
That's not what I meant, dude.
You're a pervert, so that's why you think hey, ghost.
Just wanted to appreciate your broadcast, and I appreciate your comments.
I'm sure you do.
You have inspired me to be more competitive and capitalistic on the streets of LA.
Eric Holder?
That was a former attorney general before that one fat black bitch took over.
Anyway, never mind.
He thinks he's going to run for president.
Eric Holder thinks he's going to run for president.
So that's why I'm like, just watch Eric Holder.
All right.
Meme magic.
He's going to run for president and people are going to be like, yay, he's the next Obama.
Yay.
He's half black.
Yay.
Watch.
Watch.
Meme magic.
I'm calling it now.
Eric Holder is going to come in.
I'm just saying, you know, mark my words.
Y'all are here.
Y'all have listened to me.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
You know, I'm a prognosticator of prognosticators.
All right.
We got to discredit Eric Holder.
And by the way, we've got a Jesus Christ.
We've got a report on Eric Holder on Ghost.report if he does run for president.
We got him.
We got him just like we got Beto O'Rourke.
Just like we got Corey Booker on Ghost.report, baby.
I'm telling you, you know, I'm getting hundreds of thousands of hits just from the reports that I've done and other people that are contributors like TGOR, which is a great contributor to the Ghost.report.
I mean, this is, you know, hundreds of thousands of hits from these groundbreaking reports.
And not to mention, it's not just blogs with a bunch of jargon.
I give links, baby.
I give links to what I've talked about.
All right.
Hundreds of thousands of them.
Every day.
Every day.
Ike Witch.
Hundreds Of Thousands Hits00:03:43
Engineer's ass first.
Engineers dick involves next.
Ghost-loving engineer in a physical way.
Can you just shut up, please, man?
Come on, man.
All right.
Let me get one more chug here.
And I guess, I guess we'll take some fucking shout outs.
All right.
Anyway, hey, hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
Look, look, I'm hold up.
Just because Black Frost said nobody cares about what you have to say, what you did to the engineer is unacceptable.
I'm going to make you wait.
All right.
Everybody thank Black Frost for that.
All right.
The engineer is my employee, jerk dick.
Okay.
And he's supposed to do what I say, and I pay him.
And if he doesn't, you know, he can leave.
You know, the engineer can leave.
But you don't want to know why the engineer ain't going to leave because I pay him well.
I pay the engineer well, man.
All right.
I mean, the son of a bitch, you know, is probably, you know, living off the high hog for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Anyway, look, why am I, why am I, why do I have to like, you know, seek you people's approvement or something?
You see, you know, you people talk to me like I got to fucking defend myself to you people.
I mean, you people are, people are nothing.
Let me give you another fucking butt out of this.
All right.
I'm fucking smoking.
All right.
I'm a chimney today.
All right.
Just call me Chiminy Ghost.
All right.
Chiminy ghost.
And I'm smoking the poo smoke.
You know what I mean?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, for Christ's sake, let me hold on.
I spilt a little bit of this just a little.
You know, that's the thing I hate about tetrahydrocannabinol, man.
You know, it spills and then, like, you know, when you don't have any, you're like looking on the carpet and looking where you're, you know, you're just like looking for, I mean, it's just, it's sick, dude.
You know, anyway, let me go ahead and let me go ahead and smoke this one and we'll get to poor NG Run Buddy for two bucks.
Dude, the engineer is gainfully employed.
He probably makes more money than you.
Okay.
I'm not even kidding.
Okay, I'm not even joking.
Let me tell you another job that the engineer does.
Hold on.
I had the engineer employed, not just doing this, but I have a business, all right, in this, I hate to say in this shithole town, where it's next to a big nightclub.
And the nightclub uses the parking lot in which I, that's my, I'm not, I don't own it.
I'm leasing it.
But the, you know, I'm this property and what I have, you know, and it's like about, you know, 10, 12 parking spots in the place that I have.
Anyway, the engineer sits out there and collects money.
You know, we try to, you know, depending on how many people, I tell the engineer, look, if you see a lot of cars, you know, charge about 10 bucks for the parking spot, which is because it's really close to the club.
And, you know, if it isn't that much, we lower it down to about seven, you know.
So he's out there sometimes, you know, collecting, you know, parking, you know?
So, you know, he's, he's a good, you know, he's not just doing this.
Parking Spot Charges00:02:52
All right.
He's just, he's not just doing this here.
Hey, give me some more beer for Christ's sake.
These people don't care about me.
Nobody cares about me.
That's why I need more beer, man.
More goddamn beer.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
Look, somebody, who said this?
Sel Tohu merch is telling me, come on, ghost.
Real capitalist got to go to bed.
Hey, brother.
All right.
I'm trying to make a long show so that not only the peeps in America, I got a lot of peeps all over the world, dude.
You don't understand.
I am so big in Australia that I'm thinking about taking the fucking 24-hour goddamn straight flight to Australia and go hang out out there.
I've got so many fans in Australia.
I mean, I got so many people in Canadia, but, you know, I don't want to go to Canadia.
You know, I don't want to.
It's already too far gone.
I mean, you know, I heard from somebody that went to Canadia that most of the people that are checking your luggage and, you know, frisking your jock are all like, you know, Somoleans and stuff.
You know, so I don't know, man.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
And by the way, I do have a lot of folks from the UK.
So even though you guys are being subjugated by the EU, I do know that you're listening.
So cheers, baby.
Cheers, okay?
I'm also big in the Isle of Man.
Does anybody know this little small country?
I'm not joking around.
It's like I'm big in the Isle of Man.
I'm not even joking, man.
I can't believe the Isle of Man is listening.
I'm not even joking around.
Anyway, it doesn't matter where you're listening.
It doesn't matter where you're listening from.
I appreciate you, whether you're listening live or in the archive.
And I do want to remember, I want everybody to remember.
I broadcast every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday live, 8.30-ish p.m. Central Standard Time.
All right.
8.30-ish p.m. Central Standard Time.
That's why you got to follow me, man.
You got to follow me on YouTube.
All right.
What is this?
Poor, what happened to Ken Zuck?
What the hell?
I don't know.
What the hell?
What the hell happened to Ken Zuck?
I don't know.
Anyway, cheers, baby.
Cheers.
I love you.
All right.
I love y'all.
Even though you fucking hate me, you want to see me dead and you want to see me commit suicide tonight and all that stuff.
Yeah, whatever.
All right.
There's a thin line between love and hate.
Isn't that right?
Huh?
There's a thin line between love and hate.
And, you know, we're kind of like there, right?
We're kind of like living on the edge on both sides, you know?
What Happened To Ken Zuck00:08:46
All right.
Let's go.
What is this?
Me and my people like you too, ghost.
But please be a little nicer to Engineer.
He really tries.
Listen, he really tries.
He really tries to upstage me is what he's trying to do.
And I'm the fucking talent of this broadcast, all right?
That's why it's called the Go Show.
It's my show.
The Ghost Show.
For Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Just a little bit.
I'm sorry.
Just a couple more flakes in the fucking pot.
I'm sorry, man.
Don't call me a pothead, dude.
I just, you know, once you start getting into it, man, once you start getting into a drinking and smoking session, it just, you know, you just want to keep it going, dude.
All right.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
Is that what y'all are saying?
That's why I'm in a wheelchair because this shit's starting to squeak and shit.
What have I got some broad?
Oh, never mind.
Anyway, I got to get a new chair.
Anyway, hey, engineer, engineer.
Do we have any goddamn chat room shout outs to be had for Christ's sake?
Well, fucking brighten up.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Now it's about time for everyone's favorite part of the well, one of the favorite part of the broadcast.
I'm talking about chat room shout outs.
And we're going to do some chat room shout outs right now.
All right.
We got archive channel, DJ Boy Pussy.
There he is again.
Olaf Kowalovsky's PC and tablet account.
Rosie, Uncle Taurus.
Hold on, man.
We got a lot of people fucking all of us spamming their asses.
We've got Rocker666006.
Anthony J, Tiger, Tiger, Upper Cunt, Six Vinotary, the Ferb Guy, Baca, the Survivor.
Fuck you.
I'm not an abuser.
Forget about Baca.
Jimothy Staniel.
We've got Donnie Kuntz.
What's up, Donnie Kuntz?
Olive Yaksloff, Friendly Neighborhood, House Centipede, Meko Unknown, Scooti M, Anal Sausage.
Fuck you, Hamster Rides, Bitch Snickers.
We got Underground Revolution.
You know what?
I'm not.
I'm not Bond Dayton.
Go fuck yourself.
We got Ghost Scene on Crenshaw.
Yeah, baby, rolling 60s all day, baby.
Good sounds.
Red Pill Acolyte.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Brooke Nicole.
What's up, Brooke Nicole?
Thank you once again for the 25, and I really appreciate your patronage.
Annon Null, Danger Dan, cutting myself laughing.
Herbert the pervert, Bob Tom, fucking Spermy again.
Fucking Sperm.
Get Spermy's ass out of here.
We got Flamin' Creations, Aesthetic, Gizmo2046, Fizzy Allison, Johnny Conquest.
As a matter of fact, kick Sel Tohu Merch out of here.
Get out of here.
Drill Master, Zam City, Sean Rushford, Bass Lowler.
I'm what?
I am smoking Crystal.
Fuck you.
We got Cyber Folies, Cyber Police.
I'm not joking about the Cyber Police, man.
We've got German the Gay Frog, Gizmo.
I already said Gizmo.
Terrell Leaper, Hambo, Stormy Dash.
Yeah, real funny, man.
Cloud Zach, the Poco Kitty, Evil Mira, that leftist piece of crap.
Good sounds.
Who else we got?
Not a Raptor, The American, Captain Knuckles, Bob Tom, Orange Yossi.
What do you guys got?
We got Nathan Long, Roving Pariah, Rick Hoover, Zip, Hybrid J. We've got Thomas the Tank Albany.
Fuck you.
Professor Fennec, Albin Hamba, and the 49 kebabs.
What the fuck does that mean, man?
Clover, Anon Null, Lizard G. Putis, Grun Salpa, Free and Easy for Life, whatever that means.
The Calder Go Stizza Chew.
Fuck off, man.
And so what if I was Chris H, Mark's Jester, a friendly medic, Tyron Callos, Holden Capitalist, Sneakiest Chameleon, Paul Not Walking.
Jeez, garbage, man.
Dad Opossum, Hans of Gen Soco, Bosephus, Blake, Cody's Video Game Showcase, Steven Stinkverse, Fizzy Allison, Zeer in the House, Winks the Biker, Nagy Gen 5 Cat.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Action Capitalist, Meep Meep, Mr. Marieep.
I think we're done.
I've seen a lot of the same.
What is this?
Sandman.
I'm looking for other ones that I haven't said.
I've said all you pricks.
I've said you pook a dude.
Yo, poke yourself.
Stormy Dash.
I already said.
That.
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's it.
That's enough.
All right.
The Blaze 554.
Geralt.
Yeah, you hear Mrs. Ghost.
She's getting to the surf and turf.
Unlike you idiots that are just like waxing your carrot.
Odd Eyes Magician.
Don Spew, baby.
Thank you.
I've seen you in the chat, man.
Thank you for the positivity.
You're woke.
These people are a bunch of jerks.
We've got nothing something.
Jackler.
Yeah, real funny, Jackler.
Pylons, TCR.
Mr. Sonic Bosch, Atley Ant, L. Ron 501 ST. There's Frosty.
What up, Frosty?
And there's Filthy Heretic.
That's stupid tard.
Blaze 554.
Who else we got?
We got Chris in the house.
I think that's about it.
We got Watcher in the Dark.
That's kind of creepy.
And Night Prowler.
Fuck you, man.
All right, you're a piece of trash.
I saw you before the broadcast saying that I'm late because, I don't know, Mrs. Ghost is being banged by me and black guys or some kind of garbage like that.
Some kind of racist shit like that.
You know, you're a piece of trash.
Keem Scarce.
Who else we got?
Note party.
Radio Graffiti Time00:10:28
That's not the real note.
That's some troll.
All right, that's enough.
Realm holder, Thirsty Fox.
Thirsty Fox sounds like a furry.
Get that asshole out of her.
John Calder, Boaster, Communist for Trump.
Shit post-King.
Baguette.
All right.
Lemp Ammo.
Lizard G.
I already said that asshole.
Alpha 9571.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
All right.
I want to get out of here.
I've already been on here for four hours and nine minutes.
What is this?
Be scared, Levant.
We are coming for it.
Come on, dude.
Come on.
None of this community beefs.
I don't like the community beefs.
You know what I mean?
This is why.
Just never mind.
Just stop, dude.
This has been a horrible April Fools.
All right.
I've been on here for four hours.
I mean, let's just stop.
All right.
Everybody just stop.
I mean, can we all just get along?
I mean, Siri, can't we all just get along?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let's.
I guess, I guess, I don't even know why I owe you people this, but I guess it's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you got to do is give me a call right now at area code 515-604-9052.
And once the operator broad starts talking, go ahead and push in that code 844-286 and then push the hashtag or pound key.
And once you do all that, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And what does that mean?
When I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
All right.
This is a little bit of a pro-free speech type of thing.
I mean, this is why we've always done it.
All right.
This is why we always done it.
So this is radio graffiti time.
Go ahead and call up once again, 515-604-9052.
Push in the code and then the pound key or the hashtag BNQ.
And when I call on you, four to five seconds.
And listen, don't have an Obama phone.
Make sure that you are at your highest, your loudest capacity, okay?
Because we don't want any Obama phones and no Helen Keller deaf mutes.
We don't want any Helen Keller deaf mutes or Obama phones.
None.
Let me take a sip.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers, man.
What an April Fool's Day.
What an episode 40.
You troll terrorist idiots.
All right.
I could hear Mrs. Ghost making that surfing turk, baby.
All right.
Hey, engineer, do we got any radio graffiti calls or anything?
Hey, stop looking sad.
Do we have any radio graffiti calls?
All right, perk up.
All right.
Anyway, without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get to some radio graffiti calls right now.
All right, who do we have here for heaven's sake?
We got EU banned ghost.
EU banned ghost radio graffiti.
Give me a break.
There's a reason why Trump is recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.
And it's because the Jews have been so compassionate when it comes to this Palestinian situation.
Due to the passage of Article 13 in the European Union, the GO show has been censored for hate speech in Europe.
Instead, we'll provide you with this alternative program.
And now, here's the Islam Show with Prophet Mahmood.
Get down on your knees and face Mecca.
What the fuck is that?
All right, we get it.
Actually, I appreciate the attempt.
You gotta up the volume.
All right.
I appreciate the attempt, man.
As a matter of fact, look, EU Article 13.
I mean, you know, you Europeans, you knew this was coming.
If you listen to this broadcast, I've said this was coming.
And the only people that can stop it is you.
That's all I can say.
Who else do we have here?
Ghost slave owner radio graffiti.
Greater graffiti.
Get this shit out of here.
Stop making me sound like a cartoon, you inch to splice in pieces.
Goddamn garbage.
Ah, son of a bitch.
Ah, damn it.
This goddamn crap, man.
I'm sick of this crap, man.
Stop making me sound like a cartoon, you cartoon fetish fruit bowls.
You know, I'm glad you brought that up.
You people wanted me dead, man.
You wanted me freaking dead.
You were telling me to commit suicide and all that crap, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
518 radio graffiti.
This is smarter, radio graffiti.
I wouldn't be surprised if this stupid son of a bitch still watches Caillou and motherfucking AGI.
I'm a mom, kid.
I'm a cancer kid.
I'm not freeball from Taiyu.
I'm a mammal kid.
I'm a cancer kid.
I'm not freeball from Taiyu.
I just freaking said that.
You son of a bitch.
I just freaking said that.
Stop this fucking crap.
Son of a bitch.
I just freaking said that.
Man, you fucking goddamn people are sick, man.
You're fucking balling you, man.
You're all becoming a bunch of internet butt stalkers, man.
You're all becoming this.
All of you.
I can fucking sense it, man.
Four hours and 17 minutes.
I've been fucking putting up with this trash.
3-5-2, Radio Graffiti.
Wake up, wake up, wake up, it's the first time I'm off.
Wake up, wake up, it's the first time I'm off.
It's time for me to fall till I fall, baby.
You see, this is what I'm talking about for Christ.
This is what I'm talking about.
That's a splice.
That's a good God, fucking assholes.
That's a goddamn splice, man.
But that's what I was talking about earlier in the broadcast.
That's what I was talking about earlier in the broadcast, man.
I mean, freaking rap music, gangster rap has made populations of this country singing welfare carols.
All right.
I mean, what kind of degeneracy is that?
When we've got gangster rap encouraging people, accepting people to sing welfare carols.
Welfare carols.
Welfare carols, you son of a bitch.
I'm not joking.
This is our America.
We need to make it better.
We need to make it better.
Who the hell is 4-4 area code radio graffiti?
Rex is completely fucked because the goblin couldn't organize a piss up in a fucking poll.
What the hell is that?
Was that Raiden Snake?
Was that?
Wait a minute!
What happened?
Was that Raiden Snake?
Yeah, man.
Can we bring Raiden Snake?
I love you, Pete.
It's you people that made Raiden Snake go away, man.
I like Raiden Snake.
Love the old raid and snake.
You know, I, you know, I'm just sitting here and I'm trying to talk to you, ghost, but these fucking trolls out here.
These fucking trolls, they don't leave me alone.
I'm still a fucking raid snake, mate.
You know, I just have more respect like you say, guys.
I just have more respect.
I mean, I miss Raiden Snake, man.
I miss Raiden Snake.
I miss him.
I'm Still A Raid Snake00:10:30
All right.
I'm sorry.
I don't know who did that, but you're an asshole.
Jesus Christ.
A 720 radio graffiti.
And now, folks, the man you've all been waiting for.
Thank God.
Yeah, that's right.
Dance, Shepard Albany.
Dance, bitch.
Show your face.
Show that.
Come on, no, here's personal look.
Show that anyway.
I'm Donald Trump, and I approved the donation.
Man, you son of a bitch, man.
And I don't like how you're throwing at the end of these, some of these fucking dumb splices that you people are doing.
I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
I don't appreciate that, man.
You people are DNC people.
You people are probably working for Bernie fucking prostate-infected Sanders or something.
You people, I know you.
I know you, man.
916 radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, what's up?
It's Brooke.
Hey, what's going on, Brooke?
How you doing, man?
I'm doing pretty good.
Pretty good.
I just wanted to just give everyone that's not a troll cyber vermin a shout out.
Like, these freaking people are just pissing me off.
Like, it's like, I can't believe there's so much hatred.
I can't believe it either.
I can't believe it either.
And I'm sorry, Brooke.
I do want to thank you for the donations.
And didn't you say you wanted to smoke?
You wanted to smoke a little bit?
I did, but we're going to have to wait till Wednesday because it's raining here in North Cal.
And I know, I mean, we need to rain here, but still, I'm going to wait till Wednesday.
But I'll definitely call back on Wednesday to take you on that offer.
All right.
But I just wanted a quick question real quick.
All right, go ahead.
Not to get too personal, but you said that Miss Ghost is making some surf and turf.
Why do you eat so late?
Thank you very much, Brooke.
And once again, thank you very much for the $25.
Hold on, hold on.
Fuck off, Brooke.
No one wants you.
Hey, shut up.
Don't talk that way about Brooke, for Christ's sake.
All right.
The reason that Mrs. Ghost is hooking up surf and turf and a T-bone steak for me right now is because I can do that.
All right.
All right.
I can do that.
That's why.
All right.
So that's the way it is.
And Mrs. Ghost, you know, I love Mrs. Ghost.
She loves me.
We're a team.
You know, we're a team.
You know, I mean, it's not like, you know, oh, I'm just some unappreciative fucking idiot.
I mean, I spent all my time with Mrs. Ghost.
You know what I mean?
I mean, that's how I, that's how I built this fucking operation of mine.
Mrs. Ghost is always, you know, is always around, man.
So it's how it is.
So that's, because I can do that.
All right.
How about 786 radio graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, man.
I want to say thank you for your show, man, for supporting the Second Amendment, First Amendment, and for capitalism.
Hey, thank you very much.
I appreciate this.
Who are you, man?
Would you give me, give your...
Well, I'm the Nicaraguan.
I called you last time, but I was really drunk, man.
Oh, you're that fucking Mexican.
Get this taco-eating asshole.
Shut up!
Get him out of here!
I remember you, man.
I remember you, Nicaraguan.
What the hell do they eat in Nicaragua anyway?
I know they don't eat, I know they don't eat tacos because Nicaraguan is South America.
So, what the hell are they eating in Nicaragua?
Can somebody, you know, hook me up with Nicaraguan cuisine?
Because I don't even know what the hell they're eating out in Nicaragua.
I've never even been to a Nicaraguan restaurant anyway.
Um, who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
I'm not racist, I'm just questioning.
I'm not racist, you stupid morons.
909, Raider Graffiti.
Uh, hey, ghost, uh, I just wanted to call in to say happy Monday.
Um, hope you're having a great show.
And uh, Hitler did nothing wrong, and the gas chamber's get this, get this stupid racist bastard out of here, huh?
See this?
That's out Jesus Christ, man.
You people are sick.
You see, you people are sick.
2-1-0 Radio Graffiti.
Turn that shit off, you dumb idiot.
What are you doing?
You're gonna sit over here and keep your what kind of imbeciles do we have on Radio Graffiti tonight, for Christ's sake, man.
315, Radar Graffiti.
Look at this: Helen Keller, deaf mutes, morons, jerk dicks.
And these people want, you know, radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
I mean, come on, for Christ's sake, man.
How about 509, Radio Graffiti?
Hello, ghost.
Debate filthy heretic and myself, esoteric the free, the true free marketers who seek to liberate the world from the shackles of statism and enrich the people in the process.
Unlike the corporatist chills, also known as conservatives, we actually believe in freedom of association, private property, and counter-economics.
Okay, what was that supposed to like win the debate?
Well, hurry up and finish.
Oh, wait, how communist of you?
Go ahead and finish.
Go ahead and finish, Autist.
Go ahead.
I'm waiting for it.
Oh, he hung up.
Oh, why'd you hang up?
What?
Man, that made me want to piss again.
I'm not even joking, man.
That made me want to piss again.
And you know something?
I wish I had a urinal, and I wish I had one of those like little targets on the urinal.
Because then, you know, what I can do is I could print out like, you know, some kind of an anarchist punk face.
Because most anarchists are like autists.
You know, they put rings in their nose.
They got mohawks.
You know, they got, you know, I mean, I'm going to put one of those right there and just, you know, bullseye their asses, all right?
With what they deserve.
You know, I got it.
I got it.
I got to.
Hold on.
Let me take one more.
Let me take one more radio graffiti.
All right.
How about Jesus Christ?
How about, man, are you kidding me with some of these people?
561, Radio Graffiti.
Scoot TM, Radio Graffiti.
Get that shit out of here, for Christ's sake.
I was doing that as a joke.
It's a joke, you idiot.
All right.
It's a joke.
All right, you stupid moron.
And shut up in the chat room.
Don't call me Ghostler, man.
Man, you know what?
I'm gonna end this shit.
All right, I'm only gonna take two more.
I'm out of here.
All right, I'm gonna go kick it with Mrs. Ghost.
She's making me shrimp and fucking T-bone steak, mac and cheese, fucking French bread.
Baguettes is what she's making, baby.
Big baguettes.
So, I mean, go screw yourselves.
All right.
Who the hell is this?
Raid and Snake, Radio Graffiti.
Lock, lock.
I am Ghost, and this is true jackass radio.
You know what?
Shut up.
That's not funny.
That's not goddamn funny for Christ's sake, man.
Who the hell's Don Luigi, Radio Graffiti?
Brooks a trap from Don Luigi.
And that's all you're going to say?
Did Brooks a trap?
Yeah, she sounds like a trap, man.
I personally run a bathhouse, and I know what traps.
Jesus, you fucking run a bathhouse.
Get your sick asshole out.
Get him out of here.
He runs a freaking bath.
Who the hell?
San Hambonio News Wars Radio Graffiti.
I mean, what is this?
Another Helen Keller death mute for Christ's sake.
You see, this is radio graffiti for you.
Who the hell should we got?
German the Frog, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, you've been invited to join a bathhouse, and it says you'll be greeted by an old friend.
Oh, yeah!
12 o'clock midnight.
Hello, welcome to the IC.
What would you like to do today?
Reservation from a friend for free.
All right, let's see.
Oh, sure.
Right, this way, gentlemen.
Oh, hello, ghost.
I'm surprised to see you here.
Did you miss me?
Tub guy!
Yes, sir.
Your favorite color.
And a tea rock, a talking cum sock.
Uh, yeah, we just received your invitation.
Now, mind we do our thing?
Sure, it'll be better than that wannabe.
Now come step in my tub.
Oh, my.
Oh, oh, oh, it's the monster insane.
Are you kidding me?
No, whoa, whoa, are you kidding me?
Freaking sick!
Get your sick!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Get the damn German!
And Tub Guy!
And Tub Guy!
Are you kidding me?
Tub Guy!
Oh, God, man!
Freaking Tum Guy!
Freaking Tom Guy!
Freaking sick, man!
You see these sick perverts, man?
They're sick!
They're freaking sick, man!
Get Me Out Of Here00:02:21
You know what?
I'm gonna end that shit, man.
Fuck this, man.
Take me out of here, man.
I've been here long enough.
Get me out of here, engineer.
Get me out.
I'm sick.
You're damn right.
Goodbye.
I've been here for four and a half hours beat a fucking punching bag.
A cyber punching bag.
I've been cyberbullying for four and a half hours, man.
It's not funny.
It's not funny, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
It's not funny.
And you people laughing in the chat room, shut your stupid steak and holes, man.