Ghost hosts True Capitalist Radio's December 25th, 2016 episode from Austin, celebrating a capitalist revolution under Donald Trump while battling hostile callers. He critiques single mothers and third-wave feminism for emasculating men, linking modern homosexuality to broken homes and apps like Grindr. Despite offensive graffiti, racist slurs, and sexual harassment ruining his holiday spirit, Ghost promotes Vaughn's grocery store, the Capitalist Army, and his Inner Circle, ultimately gifting his dog Templeton a bone before threatening to end the broadcast due to the degradation of his festive mood. [Automatically generated summary]
Broadcasting from his Skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
How's it going, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me on this very special Christmas Eve edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
By God, I mean, doesn't it feel like 2011 all over again?
For all the folks that were tuning in with me, the last time I did a broadcast of this capacity was the Christmas Eve of 2011, which was memorable.
Lots of good things happened.
We're hoping to do the same thing here.
I've got, you know, company over here, of course.
I've got the Mrs. Ghost over here.
I've got Templeton over here.
You may hear them in the background.
Mrs. Ghost is back there making pies and all the goodies.
Right after the show, I plan on making me a goddamn prime rib.
I'm talking about one of those sons of bitches that cost about $95, baby.
You know, me, the wife, Templeton, we like to celebrate our Christmas Eve before we have all the family come over tomorrow during the day.
And it's, you know, you know, the usual characters.
And I know that there's some folks that actually celebrate Christmas Eve.
Christmas Eve is me and my wife's day.
But now that we have brought back True Capitalist Radio, it is now, I hope, and I sincerely hope that it is a tradition once again that every Christmas Eve we conduct a True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And if you hear something in the background, folks, I've got Templeton here.
You know, we gave him a couple of his Christmas gifts.
And, you know, right when I said that, Templeton just went, what, what?
What'd you say?
Anyway, we gave him a couple of them.
And right now he's gnawing on a bone that's huge, humongous bone.
And that's what he's doing right now.
That's what's occupying his time.
Of course, Mrs. Ghost might be in the background making some pies, making some pastries, making some goodies, making some side dishes.
I'm prime ribbing it tonight, baby.
You understand that?
Prime ribbon it style.
Not to mention, I bought myself an array of different alcoholic beverages.
I'm talking an array of spirits, champagne, scotches.
I got some, Jesus Christ, I got all kinds of tequilas, rum.
You name it.
I got it.
And, you know, the reason I do this, folks, is because, of course, I got the family coming over.
Listen, I particularly don't like doing what I'm going to do tomorrow.
I actually am very excited about today.
I mean, tonight.
I mean, I'm in the Christmas spirit.
I don't know about you, folks, but I am in the Christmas spirit here tonight.
I don't know about you, but can you feel it?
I mean, listen, I'm in San Jambonio.
It's not really cold out here.
As a matter of fact, it was 75 goddamn degrees out here, so it's not cold.
But I'm still in the damn Christmas spirit.
I mean, I could sing Christmas carols right now.
I mean, let's sing a Christmas carol.
You know, suck and my, suck them, suck a mai schlong all night along.
Oh, wait, that's not.
I'm sorry, that's not a Christmas carol.
Anyway, listen to me.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm in the Christmas spirit.
I've obviously had a couple of alcoholic beverages, to say the least.
Anyway, I want to say Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah to all the folks that are out there celebrating the Hanukkah.
We might even do a Christmas, or I shouldn't say Christmas Carol, a Hanukkah.
I guess you can't call it a Hanukkah carol.
I guess we can call it a Hanukkah song.
You know?
Uh, we'll do it, you know, I have a matcha ball hall, you know what I'm saying?
So anyway, I'm in a Christmas spirit, folks.
I don't know if you can feel it.
I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it, for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, let's go ahead and get started with some beers here.
As I've told you, folks, I have consumed some alcoholic beverages.
I don't know how this goddamn show is going to go.
I'm already feeling a little wacky, to say the least.
I shouldn't even have done this broadcast.
And I know I said that yesterday I was going to start this broadcast at 6 p.m.
You know, hey, I was out doing some last-minute shopping.
I was doing some last-minute liquor shopping, some alcoholic beverage shopping.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, right now, what I've got, folks, is some beer, and I like German beers, all right?
I went to this place that we have out here in Texas.
Well, I shouldn't name it because, you know, they pay for advertising and all that.
But it's a huge, like, warehouse type of alcoholic beverage establishment.
And they literally got every damn beer you could think of.
They got it all.
The liquors, champagne.
They got everything.
So I got me some spottings.
And I know that, you know, in the past, particularly back in 2011, 2010, I used to go after those Optimators, which were pretty strong, harsh beers.
I went with the lager today.
And the reason I did that is because I plan on, you know, popping a bottle of champagne.
I plan on doing a lot of things.
I'm telling you, this is Christmas.
All right?
This is Christmas time.
All right?
Silver bells.
Silver bells.
Santa smells.
But as long as his bells pays the bills.
Anyway, you can go get it.
You all understand the intensity in which I am operating in Christmas spirit at this point in time.
I am Mr. Christmas spirit, man.
I know many years I have been Mr. Grinch, and I've hated Christmas.
But I'm telling you, you're sending those Christmas cards out to the inner circle and to the Capitalist Army.
Something sparked inside of me.
Some kind of a Christmas enigma.
You know what I'm talking about?
We call it the freaking horn, you know, like during Thanksgiving, the freaking, the fuck, the horn, whatever.
The corducopia.
I now have a corticopia of Christmas spirit coming from my heart and my soul right now.
I'm not joking around.
And look, people are on Twitter saying, look, you're drunk, ghost.
Go home.
You're embarrassing yourself.
I'm not drunk.
I'm not even, I mean, how dare you?
Who's that?
Goldener Adler?
Go shove it up your ass.
I am not intoxicated.
I am not drunk.
You know what I am?
I'm drunk with Christmas spirit.
I'm drunk with the Yuletide spirit.
Let me tell you something, bro.
This is new for me here.
This is new.
Remember, I didn't like Christmas.
All right, but I am drunk with the Yuletide spirit for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I'm serious.
I want to go out Carolyn for Christ's sake.
You know, I'm not joking around.
I mean, this neighborhood wouldn't appreciate that, but I'm just saying, I mean, I want to go out Carolyn.
No, well, well, anyway, folks, let me calm my ass down here.
All right, let me calm my ass down and continue to go ahead and pop my bottle of beer here.
Let me go ahead and get the bottle opener because, you know, these German beers, they're not these little pussy-whipped twist-offs.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to pry it off with a piece of piece of metal.
You know what I mean?
That's what you got to do right there, boy.
All right, got myself a pint glass.
You always got to have a pint glass around, man.
You know what I'm saying?
That's how I drink my beers at pints, boy.
I don't drink my beers at any of these little pussy-whipped cans, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, you know what I think this is?
And, you know, maybe a little bit of me in the Christmas spirit is the optimism, is the optimism of Donald Trump being the president of the United States.
All right?
I'm serious.
The president of the United States, I am just optimistic.
I'm just, I can feel it, man.
America's going to change.
This is a capitalist revolution.
We are going to see a rapid turnaround of the economy of this country, and I'm looking forward to it, to say the least.
You know, for you people that are on Twitter telling me I'm drunk, go shove it up your ass.
All right?
I mean, I am not drunk.
I did not have that much alcohol, to be completely honest with you.
I am drunk with Christmas spirit.
And, you know, you people that are trying to insinuate that I've had too much of Grandpa's old cough medicine, I think that you're sadly mistaken.
All right?
I'm over here.
I'm drunk with Christmas spirit.
You people are just hating on me because, with all due respect, you people that are on Twitter talking garbage to me, you're probably with families you hate.
You know, they probably gave you some two-bit slipper socks or some kind of a two-bit dollar store toy or something.
You're pissed off about it, and you're trying to vent it off at me here.
All right?
Hey, listen, don't vent it off at me.
Why don't you go tell your whatever family member that you're pissed off at?
Why don't you go tell them and say, hey, listen, why don't we cut the BS?
I don't want to see you.
You don't have to go to the dollar store.
And let's just call it even.
I'll give you a phone call, say, hey, Merry Christmas.
How are you doing?
Hey, I'm.
And that's it.
Don't be taking it out on me and trying to claim that I'm intoxicated.
I am not intoxicated, boy.
All right?
You keep, let me tell you something.
You keep saying that I'm intoxicated.
We're going to have some problems.
I'm not joking around.
We're already starting this off badly.
All right.
We're starting this off badly here.
Let me calm my ass down.
Let me take a sip of this.
We're starting this off badly.
You know what?
You know, you dumbass troll terrorists and cyber vermin, you're not helping with the freaking Christmas spirit.
So, listen, I got the engineer here, believe it or not, because listen, if I was going to conduct this broadcast, I need the engineer to be looking after the back end here.
And he's always back there, you know, playing with all kinds of wires back there.
He's always got to play with all kinds of wires.
And anyway, he's in the effect.
Listen, engineer, can you hook us up with some kind of a Christmas music, some kind of a Christmas theme, some kind of Christmas spirit type of situation here, engineer?
All right, this is what we're going to try to do here, all right?
We're going to try to do some Christmas music here, and we're going to play this in the background while we're broadcasting because I am in the Christmas spirit, all right?
Oh, look at that.
I love Nat King Cole.
Oh, it's Nat King Cole.
How traditional can you get?
And look, there's beer cans falling in the background.
Mrs. Ghost knocking over beer cans.
How more Christmas can you get?
Good God!
Oh, man.
I love Nat King Cole, folks.
Anyway, listen to me.
I am in the Christmas spirit out here.
I don't know about you folks.
This is the first time for me.
I'm not joking around.
I mean, this is a first time for me to be in the Christmas spirit out here.
As a matter of fact, I'm tempted to light a fire in a fireplace right now.
I mean, there's not even a need to do it.
There's not even a need.
I mean, it's 75 degrees outside.
It's humid.
I think there's like a 40% chance of rain or some kind of crap.
But you know what?
I'm such a Christmas goddamn spirit.
I'm going to throw a freaking U log in a goddamn freaking fireplace so I can get the Christmas spirit going on.
Oh my God.
Let me calm my ass down, folks.
I'm sorry.
I'm drunk with the Christmas spirit.
I don't know about you folks.
I don't know.
I don't care about you folks.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take some sip of this spot and lager here.
And of course, this is kind of a more of an alcoholic punch of a beer than traditional beers here.
But I want to say, first and foremost, I am in the Christmas spirit, and I am not intoxicated for you people that are concerned about it.
I am not.
I want to first say thank you to the inner circle of this year, first and foremost.
These folks, you know, they're now my friends.
They're now my family.
And that's why I am in the Christmas spirit at this point in time.
So I want to say thank you.
I also want to say, of course, it goes without saying, I want to say cheers to the capitalist army.
All right, the capitalist army, what we've conducted in years 2016 is unbelievable.
It's been one hell of a ride.
One hell of a ride, baby, everything that we've had to go through.
And now, Donald Trump is now the President of the United States of America.
Oh, good God.
The Capitalist Army Rides Again00:15:43
Oh, man.
And do you hear this in the background, folks?
Do you hear this Christmas music?
This is what I'm talking about.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I feel like I'm in a freaking movie right now.
I'm not even joking.
I've got the wife over here making pies.
I've got the freaking dog with the big-ass bone in his mouth.
He's just content over here.
I've got the engineer messing around with all kinds of wires and crap.
And I'm broadcasting.
I'm having a fireside chat with my friends and my family.
It's Christmas.
It's Christmas.
I almost want to cry for joy.
It's Christmas.
Anyway, folks, listen, I am really seriously considering starting a fire here.
I may even start it on the air because, listen, I want the Christmas spirit, all right?
And I want to hear from you, as a matter of fact.
This is a Christmas Eve special.
This is episode 418, by the way.
I'm sorry for going off keyster here, folks, but I'm in the kitchen.
I'm in the career.
I'm in the Christmas spirit.
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And for you idiots that are on Twitter, no, I'm not Christmas spirit cooking, so shove it up your ass with that joke.
Christmas spirit cooking.
Anyway, folks, once again, this is episode number 418, the Christmas Eve special.
This is a Saturday night.
You know what I mean?
A Saturday night, Saturday evening, folks.
The irony of it all.
And not to mention, today is Hanukkah as well, folks.
I don't want to exclude my Jewish brethren.
You know, so happy Hanukkah to them as well, okay?
Lechaim.
Lachaim.
Anyway, folks, once again, I'm in the Christmas spirit.
It's Donald Trump's presidency.
It's the looming capitalist economy.
It's the jobs that are coming to America.
It's the disassembling of the damn bureaucratic system of government by the capitalist government that is in power.
I'm just, I'm looking forward to everything, man.
And 2016 to me was something that I will never forget.
I hope that you folks never forget it because we had a hell of a ride, folks.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
How's your Christmas Eve here?
We're in the Christmas Eve evening.
What are you doing?
What are your plans?
How are you spending your Christmas?
I want to hear from you right now.
563-999-3791 is the number to call here.
It's a Christmas Eve edition of a True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Good God, it's 2011 all over again, baby.
Only this time, the capitalists are in control now.
The capitalists have taken control of the government.
This is our government now.
And you just wait till we take control and take power, boy.
You ain't going to never see America make a metamorphosis transition until you see the United States fall under capitalist control, boy.
You understand?
Oh, man.
We got Jingle Bell Rock in the back.
Look, these are great tunes, engineer.
Good God.
I mean, even the engineer is in the Christmas spirit.
Everybody's in the Christmas spirit out here.
Woo!
Anyway, folks, I'm sorry that I'm going off Keyster.
I know that I may be saying a lot of things.
I just want to say cheers to everybody out there that is celebrating with their families, rekindling the spirit of Christmas.
And let me tell you what the spirit of Christmas is.
It's not about going out and buying the biggest gift for this or getting the biggest gift for that.
It's about everybody that was somebody to you in this year, 2016, that was there for you, that you needed to lean on, that potentially helped you financially in whatever capacity they legitimately helped you.
This is the time of year where you can take this salutation, this Christmas, however you want to interpret it, and give a gift to somebody that actually did something for you.
This is your chance.
This is your opportunity to say thank you for being you.
I'm serious.
And that's how I look at it at this point in time.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
I'm having a good time.
I am in the Christmas spirit.
I'll tell you that right now.
Oh, woo!
Get it up, kitty up, kiddie up.
Hey, you know, that sounds pretty good.
Like, you know, I'm not.
Listen, I don't want to sound like I'm intoxicated because I'm not.
And the last thing I need is for you people on the internets to suggest such a thing, all right?
Because I am not.
Anyway, let me go ahead and let's take some calls, man.
Let's see what everybody's doing for Christmas.
563-999-3791.
It's the Christmas Eve Edition, man.
Man, I might even bring a whole bunch of people on here and let's see what we can just, you know, sing a Christmas carol together.
I'm not joking around, man.
All right, let's see if we can, you know, find some people that are doing something this Christmas.
Give us insight of what they're doing, what they're munching on, what kind of family, all the good stuff, all the insights, all the 411.
I want to know what you're doing.
All right, it's Christmas time.
Merry Christmas!
Ho-ho-ho!
Merry Christmas!
Anyway, let's get to some callers.
We got callers, right, Engineer?
All right, let's take some calls here.
Let's see if we can talk to some of the people out here.
It's Christmas Eve, folks.
I hope that you can, you know, feel the Christmas spirit.
It's my first time in a long time I felt it, man.
I could feel it.
Anyway, let's go ahead and let's see what we got going on over here.
How about 909?
You're on the horn on this Christmas Eve edition.
What's going on?
Hey, Ghost.
Just wanted, of course, calling again.
It's Hans Goozmith, by the way.
Just want to say, you know, Merry Christmas once again.
And I hope it's a good thing.
Thank you very much.
Merry Christmas to yourself, man.
What are you doing this Christmas?
Oh, well, I'll be with the family.
You know, my mom, my dad, my sister, and my aunt.
That sounds good.
Sounds traditional.
What is the meal on the agenda, and who's going to cook it?
Well, my mom is going to be cooking.
I'll probably be helping her.
We'll usually get turkey, mashed potatoes, you know, gravy, you know, that sort of stuff.
Like, sort of like Thanksgiving in some way.
No, that's okay.
I'm just saying, man, you like turkey?
Like, you know, so the traditional, like, Thanksgiving, you go ahead and, you know, kind of replicate it in Christmas time.
Is that what you do?
Because I used to do that.
Yeah, yeah, we do that.
So you're the folks that, hey, listen, I used to do this too.
You're folks, the only two times you ever eat turkey is when it's Thanksgiving and it's Christmas.
Yep.
Now, let me ask you: do you have a big family?
I mean, we do, but they all live up north on my mother's side.
Okay, so what's the size of the turkey?
Are you going to get yourself a bird that you're going to have turkey for the next week?
You're going to be able to have turkey sandwiches and turkey salad and turkey and ham and that sort of thing.
Yeah, most likely.
Yeah.
Well, that's awesome, man.
I mean, it sounds like you're having the traditional all-Americana Christmas, man.
I want to thank you very much for calling up.
You want to give a shout-out or anything of that nature?
You want to say Merry Christmas to somebody?
Well, shout out to King Tickle, to the Capitalist Army Scheme Chat, the Capitalist Army themselves.
Shout out to you, the engineer.
That's it.
Hey, no, don't worry about it, man.
Hey, thank you very much for calling up and Merry Christmas to yourself.
Let me tell you something, man.
You know, I like to hear what people are doing for their holiday.
You know, I mean, I told y'all what I'm doing.
I've got the wife over here.
She's back here cooking some pies, cooking some pastries, you know, cooking some sides.
You know, once I get off this show here, I'm cooking a damn huge-ass rack of prime rib, baby.
I mean, it's going to be great.
And, you know, have a late-night Christmas Eve, wake up early in the morning and wait for these idiot family people to come over and you know, mooch off my food booze and presents.
I'm looking at my wife.
She's smiling about it.
But, you know, my wife, you know, I love my wife.
She always wants to make it a very festive event when it comes to Christmas.
She always decorates the joint very nicely.
I always say that the joint looks like the cover of a damn pottery barn Christmas catalog.
And, you know, I enjoy it.
The aesthetics of it all makes me appreciate it.
But more importantly, I think the reason that I'm feeling it this year is because, like I said, mailing those Christmas cards, you know, mailing those Christmas cards just, you know, beyond putting me into the Christmas spirit.
I mean, these people are my friends.
They're my family.
I love this.
I love it.
Oh, my God.
I'm telling you, what a Christmas Eve.
What a Christmas Eve.
Let's go back to the phone lines.
I want to know if you're the Christmas spirit.
563-999-3791.
As a matter of fact, I may give Templeton a Christmas gift here on the air here.
I mean, I'm such in the Christmas spirit right now.
I'm telling you.
How about Area Code 360?
You're on the horn.
What's going on?
Hi, Ghost.
I'm doing pretty good.
We're on mom's house and going to get up in the morning and have her family come over.
Then I'm going to go to my dad's house and have Christmas over there.
Well, that sounds good, man.
Do you know what kind of food or what the cuisine is going to entail as it pertains to your Christmas?
Probably holiday ham.
Holiday Inn?
Ham.
Well, you're staying at the holiday inn?
No, a holiday ham.
Oh, a holiday ham.
I thought you said holiday inn.
I'm sorry.
I was like, man, you're going to the Christmas dinner at the holiday inn.
I'd had no idea.
But a holiday ham.
How do you cook your ham?
Do you cook your ham with any kind of baste or any kind of a glaze?
I think my dad puts honey stuff on it.
Like a honey glaze.
Honey glaze.
Oh, man, you're making me hungry already, man.
Anyway, thank you very much.
You want us to give a shout out to anybody?
Say Merry Christmas to anybody?
Merry Christmas to the Capitalist Army and just I wish you a happy Christmas.
Hey, thank you very much, man.
I appreciate it.
Love all the love that's happening over here.
What a Christmas Eve that I'm having here.
I'm having a great Christmas Eve, man.
And look at Templeton.
He's looking straight at me.
He knows this is Christmas time.
He's already spent a few Christmases with us.
And he already knows, you know, when we say Christmas, he knows presents.
He knows all that stuff.
And he's waiting.
He's eyeballing me right now.
Don't eyeball me, boy.
Don't be eyeballing me, boy.
He looked away.
He's eyeballing the old Templeton over here.
But maybe we'll get to that in a minute.
I want to actually light a fire here.
I'm not joking.
I'm in the Christmas spirit.
I want to hear from you.
Let's see if we have any more people in the Christmas spirit out here.
Because I sure as hell am.
I sure as hell am.
Hey, wait a minute.
I think we got the Brony Network on the horn here.
Is it the Brony Network?
Hey, Brony Network, is that you?
Sorry about that, Brody Network.
He must have thought I was talking about the markets or something, and he, you know, probably went to go take a crap.
It's okay.
I know it's the holidays.
You probably had a lot of stuff out here.
There's a lot of food going around out here, especially on Christmas Eve and Christmas, for Christ's sake.
You know, I get it.
All right.
I get it.
You got to put a Stanley steamer down.
I get it.
Who else do we have here?
It's Christmas Eve here.
How about who else do we have going on over here?
How about it?
It's Karaskin.
Hey, Karaskin, Merry Christmas, man.
How you doing?
You might not like this, but Obama apparently passed the NDAA while the Christmas Day is going on.
I don't want to ruin the holiday spirit or anything, but this has to be.
Yeah, I am aware.
I'm aware of that.
And yeah, I understood that dumbass Obama was going to do something to this capacity.
And, you know, what are you going to do?
You know, I mean, this guy has been, for the past week, throwing a wrench, if not trying to antagonize the American people by passing these things that literally hurt America.
And, you know, unfortunately, if people can't see it at this point and they don't want to stop it, they don't want to protest.
They don't want to go in front of the White House.
I mean, all we can do is hope that Donald Trump is sworn in January 20th and undoes, does all this nonsense.
And moreover, what I am more concerned about is the economic impact that Donald Trump will have.
It is a capitalist revolution.
Everybody will be able to have the opportunity to generate wealth.
And that's what it's all about, man.
So I don't want to damper my Christmas mood here.
But I get where you're coming from, Karaskin.
You know, we got Obama once again, you know, trying to pass all kinds of nonsense.
But as I stated, he's done all kinds of stuff up to this point.
And if nobody's pissing and moaning about it, I mean, what are we going to do other than wait for our president-elect to be sworn in?
That's all we can do.
Yeah, I know.
Obama Nonsense And Holiday Mood00:15:26
I got some joke to tell, by the way, that could lift your spirit, at least.
Knock, knock.
All right.
I'll play along.
Who's there?
Biggs.
What?
Biggs.
Big?
No, no.
It's F-I-G-S.
SIGS?
Yeah.
SIGS who?
Big the doorbell.
It's broken.
Oh, there you go.
That's a pretty decent joke, Karaskin.
Stay there, Karashkin.
Hold on.
Stay there, Karaskin.
We'll come back to you there.
All right.
You might want to drink some eggnog.
You know, loosen up a little bit, Karaskin.
All right?
Somebody buy Karaskin a shot or something, please.
I'm serious, all right?
All right.
I mean, don't be Buzz Killington.
All right, you know, loosen up a little bit.
You know, why don't you listen to some, what's that?
Some black booty music.
Listen to some black booty music.
Loosen yourself up a little bit.
Then you can come back.
We'll see how you feel afterwards.
All right.
Anyway, anyway, Karaskin, it's good to hear from you.
Merry Christmas.
Let's go continue on here.
How about 714?
You're on the horn on this Christmas Eve edition.
Hey, what's up, ghost?
Z Frostwire.
I want to say Merry Christmas to you, Mrs. Ghost, the engineer, Templeton, all of us in the Capitalist Army, and all those in the inner circle.
But I also wanted to take a moment to please, please, everyone that's listening, spread holidays here to those of us who have not come back who are fought in the war, those of us who are still overseas, all of our veterans.
Bill.
No, you're absolutely right, Zee Frostwire.
They need it.
No, you're absolutely right.
We should absolutely pay respects and have our thoughts and prayers to the military and the veterans that preserve the integrity of the Constitution and that preserve our freedom.
You're absolutely right, Zee Frostwire.
I couldn't agree with you more.
How's your Christmas going, man?
How's it going for you?
It's going pretty good.
I'm spending it with the family.
I'm with my brother right now.
We're about to head home right now.
We're going to be making some Shepherd's Pie for our mom and our sisters and my niece.
But I need to get going, man.
So, Merry Christmas to you and everybody.
And also, happy holidays to all of our Jewish brethren as well.
Thank you very much, man.
And you be safe out there, Zee Frostwire.
Shepherd's Pie.
Shepherd's Pie is being made.
I'm telling you, I love hearing all the different cuisines out there for Christmas.
All the people that are celebrating out here.
All right, we got ham going on.
I mean, I'm throwing a freaking prime rib.
You know, I want to hear what other people are doing out here.
It's a great Christmas.
I'm telling you, it's the dawn of Donald Trump Christmas.
That's what it is.
It's the dawn of Donald Trump.
I mean, I was out there today shopping, doing some last-second shopping out here.
I could see the optimism in people's faces.
I could feel it.
The energy's different.
I mean, you could tell that people are trying to shake off goddamn Obama like a bad disease.
They're trying to shake that son of a bitch in Mulatto off.
And that's it.
We just want to get rid of this guy and make sure that he is nothing more than a black memory, a black mark in the history of the United States of America.
Because, I mean, what he has done to this country has thrown us back so far.
It takes a man, and not only that, an administration that Donald Trump is constructing to be able to come back from the type of damage that this leftist, socialist, disgusting globalist asshole did to this country.
And that's all there is to it.
Hey, is that Noel?
Turn that up, engineer.
Oh, yeah, no world.
It's Nat King Cole.
Nat King Cole here, engineer.
He's out here, got all this Nat King Cole going on out here, for Christ's sake, man.
Bag of a collection back there, engineered, and Roger into all this Christmas stuff.
He's really into it.
I'm glad you're into it, Engineer.
I am as well.
So let's continue on here.
I mean, I want to talk to you.
It's Christmas time.
I want to hear what you're doing for Christmas.
It is a Christmas Eve edition.
Once again, we'll take some Twitter shout-outs here in the next 20 minutes.
And then we'll continue on with the broadcast.
Maybe free format edition.
I may light a fire here.
You know, get Templeton one of his gifts.
You know, I may, you know, we may do some stuff back here.
We may do some stuff.
I may, I mean, I don't know.
I may play a drinking guy.
Who the hell knows?
Who the hell goddamn knows?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer here.
Good stuff, man.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What are you doing for Christmas?
How about Eric Coat 425?
You're on the horn.
What are you doing this Christmas Eve?
Archelda Bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, throw cares away.
Christmas is here, bringing cheer.
Two young and old, meek in the bulk.
Ding, dong, ding, dong, tiss is their song with joyful ring.
All caroling all seem to hear.
Words of good cheer from everywhere, filling me.
Oh, how the haypound raising the sound over the hill and telling their tale.
Scalily they ring while people sing.
Sing the chong of cheer.
Christmas is here.
Merry, merry, merry Christmas.
Merry, merry, merry Christmas on the Hay Sand.
That's awesome.
Hey, I got my first digital caroler.
I mean, they called in and they gave me a caroling session.
Yes!
Yes, the Christmas spirit is alive!
It's alive!
Oh, man, you don't understand.
I'm telling you, you know, I want carolers.
I want that.
I want the 1950s again.
I want it to be.
Let me keep drinking here.
That's all I can do.
It's Christmas Eve.
Let's keep drinking out of here.
Thank you very much for caroling, man.
I appreciate that very, very much.
You're not understanding, man.
All right, let's continue going.
970, what are you doing on this Christmas Eve?
Hey, Ghost, how's it going?
How are you doing, man?
I'm doing okay.
I'm dealing with the cold, so try not to hang out with people too much.
How have you been?
I'm all right.
How's your Christmas, man?
Oh, it's been good.
I came home earlier this week, so I'm hanging out at home for a bit.
Now, just enjoying the immediate family.
Nobody else.
No, I hear you.
You know, you don't want to get too far, extensive family, because then everybody's got their hand out.
You know, they're expecting a goddamn gift from you or some kind of, I don't know, something for the effort or something.
But what are you having as far as your cuisine is concerned?
What are you going to throw down the gullet for Christmas?
Well, tonight, my mom's making some lasagna.
And then tomorrow.
Wow, lasagna.
Lasagna for Christmas.
So is it going to be a large amount of lasagna so that it could be a generous portion for everybody that's consuming it?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, there's only four of us.
So it'll be enough for there to be leftovers tomorrow.
Oh, that's awesome, man.
That's awesome, man.
Are y'all going to exchange gifts?
Do y'all do that sort of thing?
Yeah, tomorrow we will.
I mean, we all just buy gifts for each other.
So, tomorrow we'll.
Well, that sounds good, man.
I mean, that's all you really need is your intermediate family.
I mean, a lot of folks believe that you've got to call the extended family and you've got to bow down to these folks and you've got to have all this food and the spread and all this nonsense.
I mean, if you've got yourself a small family with you, your children, Their children, potentially, and that's all you need.
You don't need anybody else.
So, props to you and your family having an intimate Christmas this Christmas, man.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
No problem.
You want to have a Twitter shout-out or Twitter shout out?
Do you want to shout out anybody?
Tell anybody Merry Christmas or anything?
Yeah, shout-outs to you and the engineer, the inner circle.
I'll leave it at that for now.
All right, man.
Hey, thank you very much.
Merry Christmas to you.
Lasagna for Christmas, man.
I'm telling you.
I mean, look at all the cuisines at here, for Christ's sake, man.
Where's the Mexicans at?
I want to know what the Mexicans are eating.
Well, you know what?
Let me guess.
Tamales.
Huh?
Let me get tamales.
Am I right?
Am I right or am I right?
Or am I right?
Anyway, look, no, I'm not being racist.
I'm just, you know, state and the obvious, all right?
State and the obvious.
We're going to continue going, folks.
We're just opening up the phone lines.
We want to hear from you, folks.
All right.
As a matter of fact, we've got Raiden Snake on the horn here.
What's going on, Raiden Snake?
Merry Christmas, man.
Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, ghost.
It is officially Christmas Day, right, here in the United Kingdom.
Oh, it's already Christmas Day in the United Kingdom.
Did Santa Claus already go and give presents to all the kids out there?
Currently working on it, as far as I know.
I'm just kidding, man.
Hey, how are you celebrating your Christmas out there across the pond?
Well, I'll be seeing family later, Ozzy, today, obviously, given it's Christmas Day, like with family, like it's like a couple of family members.
But I'm mostly just staying in, to be honest, chilling out.
Well, that's good, man.
What's the cuisine on the menu today?
What's a Christmas dinner?
Classic turkey.
The good old classic turkey.
Let me guess.
Is there any pudding involved?
Yep, Christmas pudding.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Let me tell you something.
I just saw a little, I mean, I like cuisine.
I like cooking.
I like to experiment in different cuisine.
I watched a 50-minute clip, I believe, on one of these video networking social media sites on the obsession of pudding in Britannia and in Europe in general.
And that there's actually places that are dedicated for pudding.
Like, I mean, there's actually standalone pudding locations that are abundant in Britannia.
Am I correct?
Yeah.
I have seen a couple of them.
It's like one of my travels.
That's unbelievable, man.
Anyway, so you got some turkey pudding.
What are the sides?
What are the sides out there in Britannia?
Oh, cranberry sauce, applesauce, those sort of things.
That's pretty good, you know what?
Yo, I hear you.
The whole reason I'm talking and asking about people in their cuisines is because, you know, in Japan, you know what they eat for Christmas?
Any toasted?
Something like that?
No, it's Kentucky fried chicken.
I'm not joking around.
I'm not kidding around.
That's what the Japanese in Japan eat for Christmas is Kentucky fried chicken.
That is the Christmas dinner.
I mean, that just goes to show you how Americanized we made the Japanese during the occupation post-World War II.
I mean, their Christmas.
I'm not joking around.
People can, you know, Google this up.
That's why I love being on the internet broadcasting so that people are like, ah, ghosts, you're lying.
You're lying.
You're hats off.
Go Google it up.
I'm serious.
I mean, the Christmas Day meal for the Japanese is KFC.
So that's why when I asked you about Britannia, you said classic turkey.
I said, how about pudding?
And when you said yes, that just goes to show you.
I'm a cultured man.
Ain't I right?
I'm a cultured man, Rayden.
And I think I'm underappreciated for it, to say the least.
Yeah.
Oh, there is two things I want to mention.
Number one is from Karaskin.
He wanted to find, wanted to ask you quickly, would you be willing to do a Christmas Ask Karaskin?
A Christmas ask Karaskin.
We'll think about it.
We'll see.
We'll see how it goes.
We've got a lot of time to cover here, so we may get to it.
But we got the lines filled up.
We got a lot of people tweeting that they want to enlighten us on what they're doing for Christmas and wish everybody a Merry Christmas.
It's a Christmas theme, so we'll see what's up.
I'm not discounting it.
Remember, I kind of go with the flow of the show.
There's nothing ever planned.
I know people always try to claim that I plan crap.
I plan nothing.
And, you know, we just kind of go with the flow at it.
So I'm not discounting it.
I think that it could be a high possibility.
Yeah.
Also, as well, I'm going to ask you this because I want to read out something to you.
And I'm not joking.
This is an actual Christmas card that was given to our family 15 years ago, and it's kind of British humor.
And I'm just wondering if you've been wondering.
They're going to read the context of the card?
Yep, and I'll even tweet it to you just to prove it actually exists.
The only problem is I unfortunately don't have the original card.
All I've got is a photocopied version.
But it's still the original one, and it is British humor.
So I will have to make you everyone aware it may be slightly offensive.
And please don't take it the wrong way.
Oh, okay.
Well, okay.
Let's hear it.
I mean, this is British humor Christmas card.
Let's hear it.
Go ahead.
Right.
Okay.
What it is, there's a front cover, and on the top, it says seasons, greetings.
And then it says, obviously, in a little, obviously, a little card that Santa's holding, it says, Money's short, times are hard.
Here's your fucking Christmas card.
That is more Christmas.
So that's there for.
That is British humor.
That is British humor, I'll tell you that.
Yeah, that's good.
That's pretty cool.
You're going to tweet that out?
Yeah, but can I read the poem first before I send it out?
All right, go ahead.
British Humor And Blasphemy00:14:49
Right.
It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, everybody felt shitty, even the mouse.
Mum at the hall house, and dad's smoking grass.
I just settled down for a nice piece of arse.
When out of the lawn, I heard such a clatter.
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter.
Then out on the lawn, I saw a big dick.
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart.
The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight, piss on you all and have a hell of a night.
I'm not too curious.
Hold on.
Get him off, engineer.
I mean, Rayden, Snake.
What was that?
What in the hell was that, for Christ's sake?
I mean, listen, I knew you said something about British humor.
Is that British humor, for Christ's sake?
That's disgusting.
How is that the Christmas spirit for Christ's sake?
Raiden!
Why?
Oh, God, man.
God, what?
What kind of cripp?
What the hell was that?
Who would write such a sick, disgusting, perverted goddamn poem for for Christmas?
For Christmas, the old man.
Good God, man.
Hey, Raiden, of all people, you?
That was a horrible poem, man.
You know what?
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic!
Listen, folks, I did not expect that.
I don't know where the hell that came from.
I don't know if Raiden has had too much eggnog.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt there.
I had never heard him say anything of that capacity.
That was not me.
That was not me.
I mean, it's Christmas time, man.
It shouldn't be about like candy canes and mistletoes and baby Jesus.
It should be about baby Jesus.
Jesus Christ, not humping Santa Claus.
That was disgusting.
That was disgusting.
Anyway, folks, my apologies on that.
British humor, apparently.
I had no idea that British were this vulgar.
If that's British humor, I mean, good God.
I'm serious.
I might as well go see a black comedy show.
I mean, if that's British humor, I'm sorry.
And no, there's nothing wrong with black comedy shows.
I'm just saying.
Every third word is some kind of a foul-mouth, you know, disgusting curse word.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, folks, listen.
Look, Rayden, we'll come back to you, man.
I don't know where.
You need to lay off the eggnog or whatever you're doing there.
That was horrible.
That was a horrible, disgusting poem.
I can't believe you did such a thing.
Oh, my God.
But look, I'm not going to let it ruin the Christmas spirit.
All right.
I mean, okay, let me just take a couple of breaths here.
All right.
All right.
There it is.
All right.
I've got to calm my ass down now.
Let's go ahead and let's take some more coffee.
Hey, listen, I'm in the Christmas spirit.
I don't want nobody ruining it.
Don't be Buzz Killington to my Christmas spirit.
Do you understand me?
Don't be Buzz Killington to my Christmas spirit.
Son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, man, I'm not joking around.
I don't even have to be here.
All right.
I could be doing something else right now.
I could be making my goddamn steak.
I could be doing anything I want right now.
It's Christmas Eve.
What are you talking about?
I could be doing anything.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and get some Twitter shout-outs for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I was having a great hour until, I don't know, out of left field, Raiden Snake comes out with some kind of cheech and chong-like poem about Santa Claus getting anally raped.
Jesus Christ.
What a way to put us in the Christmas spirit, man.
I mean, I'm just going to ignore that, all right?
Anyway, if you want a Twitter shout-out, all you've got to do is retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live on my Twitter account.
And the Twitter account is PoliticsGhost.
All one word, no underscores, Politics Ghost is the name.
And once again, the tweet to retweet to get a shout-out is True Capitalist Radio Live.
Do we got any Twitter shout-outs, Engineer?
All right, well, let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs right now.
All right, once again, Z Frostwire's out there.
What's going on, Z Frostwire?
We got the Green Leader in the house.
We got the MySpace Mexican in the place.
Stay Off My Turf in the house.
Drunken Wolf.
We got Felice Nazi Ghost.
Felice Nazi Ghost.
Just shut up, you ass crack.
We got Dorito Burrito in the house.
What's going on, man?
Merry Christmas to everybody.
We got Johnny Deck in the place.
Top Keck Raiden Snake.
Look, don't.
Look, don't encourage it.
Don't you dare encourage Raiden.
Don't you encourage it?
Don't you dare encourage Raiden Snake and pull off anymore?
That crack.
Don't you dare.
Look, stop ruining my Christmas Eve, or I'm getting out of here.
I'm not joking around.
Do not ruin my Christmas spirit.
Do not ruin it.
Son of a bitch.
Give it up.
You stupid freaking mic.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not going to let you people get to me.
All right, it's Christmas Eve.
I'm not letting you people get to me.
Danny, I just figured out that if I switch to Metro PCS, I get two Samsung Galaxy phones free.
Cool, Dad.
And I could be a super dad with two free Samsung Galaxy phones and call myself Double Galaxy Man.
Or you could give the second phone your sidekick.
Yeah, I guess I could do that.
That's right.
Two free Samsung Galaxy On5 smartphones are all yours when you switch to Metro PCS.
Metro PCS, wireless, figured out.
Cover's not available in some areas.
Sales text not included in phone price.
Excuse numbers on the T-Mobile Network.
See store for details in terms of conditions.
We got John S.K., what's going on?
Lucifer, Havel the Rock.
Trump 2016, what's going on?
727 Caller.
We've got Remington in the place.
What's going on?
Deck the Brawls.
Whatever the hell that means.
Santa Ana Claus.
We got somebody named Templeton for Christ's sake.
We got Cuck Lives Matter.
What's going on, Cuck?
Who else we got going on here?
Once again, retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live.
And I'll give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast.
We've got Supa in the place.
We've got Adversary in the house.
Xara Hawks.
Windows and Doors.
Magic of Virgil in the house.
Disco Waffle.
We've got Jerry Lundergraard.
We've got Carpet Poop.
Carpet Poop.
And shut up, you stupid moron.
We got Pipes in the house.
Scarlet Moon in the place.
Shizbro, Silent Atkins.
Jesus.
Good job, Raiden Snake.
Look, don't encourage Raiden Snake, man.
Look at this.
Britain 1 Ghost Wanker Zero.
Look, you son of a...
Look, don't ruin my goddamn...
I'm warning you.
I'm warning all of you.
Do not ruin my goddamn Christmas spirit.
I haven't had this spirit in a long, goddamn time.
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare and even go there.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn Mac.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
We got the Brody Network, Ghost Real Estate, whatever the hell that they got a crappy house as the damn profile picture.
Yeah, real funny, you freaking asshole.
We got Hans Goven Smith.
We got Jerry Garcia.
What's going on?
We've got Overnight Tohu, Raiden's best jokes.
Look, don't encourage.
Listen, I'm not joking around with you.
Listen to me.
It's not a joke.
Don't mess with me today.
I'm in the Christmas spirit.
I will literally end this show.
I'm not letting you ruin my Christmas spirit today.
I haven't had this kind of Christmas spirit in like 15 years.
And the last thing I need is a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin jerk dicks to sit over here and ruin it for me because they're a bunch of no-life-having pieces of steaming piles of protoplasmic trash themselves.
I don't need that.
You understand that?
You Euro K curators.
Do you understand that?
Oh, my God.
We got Zyklon Biff in the house.
What's going on?
Once again, I'm only going to take a couple more of these because I'm not letting you people ruin my Christmas Eve, man.
This is Christmas Eve here.
Jesus Christ.
We got Raiden Raid Santa's Taint.
The bastards really want me to stop this broadcast, don't you?
You really don't want a Christmas Eve broadcast, huh?
Because I'm warning you.
And this is the last time I'm warning you assholes.
I'm not joking around.
You are not.
And I repeat, you are not going to ruin my Christmas spirit.
Do you understand me?
I'm not joking.
I'll end this damn broadcast faster than you can say.
Son of a bitch.
Give me the freaking mic.
Give me the mic.
Oh, my God, man.
Don't.
I'm warning you, man.
I'm not kidding around.
I don't have to be here.
It's freaking Christmas Eve, you ungrateful twenty.
I don't need to be here.
Have a little bit of appreciation.
Have a little bit of freaking respect.
All right?
Have a little bit of goddamn respect for once, you people.
All right?
I'm broadcasting you live right now.
My freaking wife is over here making pies.
I got freaking Templeton, you know, begging me with the ploppy dog eyes out here.
Oh, please, Daddy, can you please give me my present?
Don't eyeball me, boy.
He just hopped off.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we got blasphemous bastard in the place.
Oh, my God.
I'm telling you, folks, I mean, listen, I'm not going to let you people ruin my Christmas Eve.
I'll be damned if that happens.
Jesus Christ.
We got Popeye in the place.
We've got Festive Godzilla.
We've got Trans Burrito Supreme.
Did you put a pair of balls on a burrito?
You sick.
There's a sick-ass-looking burrito and they put a pair of balls on it, man.
Listen, look, look, I'm not taking any more Twitter shot.
I can see where this is going.
Listen to me.
Don't piss me off today.
Don't piss me off.
I'm not joking around.
I'll end this goddamn broadcast, man, if you think I'm joking around.
I'm not joking around.
I will end this broad.
I don't need to be here, you sacks of crap.
Jesus, what a bunch of ungrateful freaking bunch of ungrateful assholes, man.
Jesus Christ.
You see, you know what you're doing?
You're driving me to drink.
That's what you people are doing.
You're driving me to drink, is what you're doing.
You know, I started out this broadcast very joyous, very festive, very Christmas spirit.
Now look at what you're doing to me.
You're pissing me off now.
All right?
Now this is pissed off ghost.
And I don't think you want me to go any further than this.
Son of a bitch.
Let me get some.
Let me get another freaking beer here.
Let me open up this beer.
Freaking beer, for Christ's sake, man.
You're driving me to drink, all of you.
Jesus Christ, man.
Refuse To Be Burdened00:05:00
Anyway, folks, listen, I'm going to go back to the phone lines here.
But please, listen to me.
Please refrain from pissing me off.
All right.
I'm not in the mood now.
All right?
I'm not joking.
I'm not in the mood now.
Jesus Christ.
We're now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
All right.
It's a Christmas Eve special.
I'm still in the Christmas spirit.
I refuse to let these troll terrorists and cyber vermin sit here and just suck the damn Christmas spirit out of me.
I refuse to do it.
I refuse to do it.
So anyway, let me take a breather here.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer.
Please do not piss me off.
All right?
Please do not piss me off.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take some more callers here.
If you want to get in contact with me, I want to hear from you.
What are you doing this Christmas Eve?
563-999-3791 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
What are you doing, man?
What are you doing for Christmas Eve?
I actually think we got Godzilla on the horn.
What's going on, Godzilla?
Hey, man.
Merry Christmas.
How are you?
Well, I already know what you're feeling, but if you want to know how I'm feeling, I'm feeling all right.
Just wandering the streets of Portland, having a nice time.
Oh, yeah.
What are you doing for Christmas?
You going out drinking tonight?
What are you doing?
Well, I can't drink yet.
I'm only 19, but what I'm doing is I'm meeting my mom's side of the family just for some dinner and then just waiting for a nice chance to meet some other family members tomorrow.
I think that's going to be a lot better than what I'm doing today.
It's just, you know, bad experience with my mom's side of the family, but nothing too bad.
I mean, it's bad experience.
What do you mean, man?
What's going on?
I mean, you shouldn't be having a bad experience for Christmas.
What's going on, man?
Oh, I'm not letting it bug me, man.
It's just I haven't seen him in a while.
So, I mean, it's like, I mean, it wouldn't be that bad to see him.
So I don't really want to talk about it.
I mean, it's personal.
I don't really want to talk about it.
But just playing my guitar, just doing what I like doing, just hanging out on the streets of Portland.
I mean, it is really active out here.
I mean, I mean, I know that you live in San Antonio.
It must not be, it must be a little bit bigger than Portland, but it's just in the downtown area.
It is a huge urban sprawl of hambonioism out here.
Yeah.
Well, hey, man, Godzilla, listen, man, I hope that you perk up, man.
I mean, I don't want you to be down for any particular reason.
It's Christmas out here.
I mean, I don't want to get into your personal details, but I mean, is it really that bad to where you can't kind of escape it from your mind and try to look at the good at what's going on?
No, I mean, I'm really looking forward to having a nice dinner.
I mean, we are having kind of like a traditional Thanksgiving kind of dinner.
So, I mean, I'm really looking forward to that, you know, having a few talks and all.
I mean, I mean, even though it's in my mind, I'm not going to let it get to me.
I mean, I'm a better man than that.
Well, I hope so, man.
Look, Merry Christmas.
I hope that you are able to kind of, you know, kind of shake off whatever could be bothering you out here and, you know, try to be as joyous as you can, you know, these next couple of days, man.
You deserve it.
Well, thanks.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, I do want to mention this.
Can I mention, I actually showed this to you on Twitter.
It's a Christmas advertisement.
Now, I'm not usually a fan of Christmas advertisements on TV, but there's this one that I looked at, and I think this really sums up the spirit of Christmas, in my opinion.
In 1914, there was, you know, World War I going on, and I can't remember which sides it was, but they decided to call it a truce for the holidays.
Real Men Conquer Obstacles00:02:15
And it was an unauthorized ceasefire, but they really wanted to have a nice time for the soldiers just for Christmas.
It's a nice, there's even a nice three-minute advertisement about it, and it was played 100 years exactly during Christmas, you know.
It's really pretty cool, man.
No, I'm not really familiar with the commercial, but it sounds pretty cool, man.
And listen, man, I'm a little concerned about you.
So listen, just calm down.
Whatever's bothering you, shake it off.
You know, us men, sometimes, we have to, you know, we have to bear some burden sometimes, man.
You see, that's what women never truly understand.
I'm not trying to be sexist.
I'm not trying to say all women are less or anything.
They don't want to burden themselves.
They don't want to carry burden.
You know, women are very easy to just kind of, you know, just kind of brush your shoulders off and go to very lengthy extremes to do so.
Unlike men, I mean, men, especially when it's something that we want or something that we care about, we bear the burden and, you know, negotiate or conquer the obstacle.
And that's what makes us men.
That's what makes a man a man.
Being able to confront anything and not being afraid to do it.
All right?
And even if you fail, you don't fail because real men don't fail.
Even when men fail, even when real men fail, they don't fail.
That's the difference.
And what is failure?
A failure is something that lasts with you for long term.
Like one dumb decision that you made lasts with you for years.
You know, you want a bad decision that may last for maybe a month, maybe at the very longest, two to three months.
You don't want some problem or some decision to last long term and either weigh on you emotionally, mentally, or financially.
And you see, that's what men today don't do.
They unfortunately have been raised by single mothers, the majority of them.
And as a result, they don't understand how to confront life obstacles.
Failure Is Not Fatal For Men00:02:57
What they do is they observe their mothers, which I had just alluded to.
They don't burden any kind of responsibility.
They just avoid responsibility.
And listen, I don't want to get into a sexist conversation because, listen, I believe this.
I'm not trying to say that women are any kind of second-class citizens, or I'm not trying to say that they're behind mentally or anything of that capacity, but we are biologically different.
We are not made the same.
And if we take a look at a lot of the women leadership that has been out here as of late, the woman that got impeached in Brazil, Angela Merkel, Hillary Clinton, the Argentinian brad that I don't know what the hell she was doing.
Loretta Lynch, especially.
I mean, take a look at the soullessness and the absolute, you know, not just shameless.
I mean, she literally got laughed at in her recent testimony in front of, I forgot which committee it was, some congressional committee.
And unfortunately, because women, with all due respect to women, have no burden and they have no shame, she was able to continuously lie and have no kind of remorse or any kind of emotion on her face.
I mean, she just had that disgusting, despicable, bureaucratic woman look on her face, and that was it.
And some of the people that were in this exchange with Loretta Lynch in this testimony, I remember, even Republicans were like, you know what?
I hate to say this, but I miss Eric Holder.
I mean, Eric Holder, you know, he at least answered her questions.
Even though I didn't like what he said, he still answered them.
And you want to know why Eric Holder would answer them and not Loretta Lynch?
Because Eric Holder is a man.
And, you know, in cross-examination, and I've seen Eric Holder testify, he gets very feisty.
And that's what men do.
Men aren't just going to sit there and be bureaucratic idiots.
And if they are, they're usually, with all due respect, homosexual.
All right, because a real man is not going to sit over there and just, you know, act like a shameless bureaucrat while other men are confronting them and calling them out on their hypocrisy.
I mean, you had that whole committee calling out Loretta Lynch on her hypocrisy on the tarmac interview, for Christ's sake, and she just sat there with the same face, shameless.
You know, just brush that burden off and refuse to answer the question.
And listen, I'm not trying to make this into a sexist debate, but we have to start confronting a lot of these issues, just like people don't want to confront the Islamic radicalism issue.
Hijab Symbol Of Oppression00:02:55
You know, everybody wants to think that, you know, anybody who has a problem with the hijab, anybody who has a problem with a lot of the authoritarian or totalitarian tactics of the religion of Islam are Islamophobes.
Look, I am a classical liberal in the sense of John Locke, in the sense of Montesquieu, in the sense of the framers of the Constitution.
I believe that everybody has the freedom of religion.
But what Islam is doing here in not just this country, but in other countries as well, they are utilizing the guise of freedom of religion to utilize the laws of the land, which, at least in this country, say freedom of religion.
They're utilizing that freedom of religion to trample freedom of speech.
Because you see, because they can wear the hijab with the freedom of religion tenant, and you can't say anything about the hijab or not service these people or whatever the case might be, you are prohibited from your own speech.
I mean, we can't talk about Muhammad.
We can't draw Muhammad.
We can't, you know, burn a Koran, tear a Quran.
We can't do these things.
Although the atheists do it to Christian Bibles, the atheists do it to crosses.
The atheists are real quick to do this.
And the Satanists are real quick to do this when it comes to Christian symbolism.
But when it comes to the goddamn ridiculousness of Islam, no one can do it.
No one could touch it.
And that's ridiculous.
That's freaking ridiculous.
So anyway, folks, I didn't mean to get off on that tirate, but the bottom line is that we need to start confronting problems that are blatant contradictions in our society.
And I believe women, and I'm waiting for the women to stand up to this third wave feminism, which is a complete hypocritical organizational movement within itself.
They sit here and tout and cry women's rights, women's this, women's that, and yet will sit there and champion Islam, champion the right of the hijab, not knowing or whether they do know or not, I have no idea, unbeknownst to them or beknowns to them.
I have no idea that the hijab is a symbol of woman oppression.
I mean, the hijab is a symbol of woman oppression, for Christ's sake, man.
So all I'm saying is, that's all I'm saying.
It makes me sick.
Anyway, folks, my apologies here.
Uncle Bernie Christmas Gift00:15:14
I don't mean to get off keystroke.
I'm not trying to talk about politics or, you know, females or whatever the case might be, but I just wanted to say that men nowadays, they need to understand what it means to be a man.
What it means to be a man is that you have answers and you're not scared.
You know, that's why men, you know, whenever they heard a noise in the middle of the night, the men would go up and figure out what the hell it was because men are supposed to have all the answers.
They're supposed to be in control of things.
You understand?
And that's where you get your confidence as a man.
You get your confidence by saying, listen, I'm a man.
I better go out there and whatever I confront, I'm going to defeat it.
I don't care what it is.
And if I can't defeat it, I'm taking it with me.
It's as simple as that.
That's how you got to be a man out here.
And, you know, there's not too many males that know how to be a man anymore.
So that's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead.
Let's get back to the Christmas spirit here.
I mean, you know, ever since Raiden Snake, Let me tell you, he had snake in his name.
I should have known something.
British humor.
Are you kidding me?
He talked about an anal raping of old St. Nick and then him blowing a fart afterward.
I mean, just give me a what kind of sick crap is that?
Raiden snake, what happened to you, man?
Anyway, folks, we are now, like I said, well into the second hour.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer here.
All right.
Good stuff.
Let's go back to the phone lines.
I want to hear what you're doing this Christmas Eve.
563-999-3791 is the number to call.
Let's take some calls here.
I'm trying to look through the phone lines here.
And the engineer's trying to look through it too.
But there's a lot of anonymouses.
And let me tell you, I don't know if I only want to touch those anonymous until the damn damn radio graffiti time because I'll end the show early if somebody from one of these anonymouses pisses me off.
I'll tell you that right down.
Now, as a matter of fact, let me tell you, I think that's G right there.
Hey, G, is that you, G?
Hey, G, is that you?
Well, I guess it wasn't G.
I thought it was G, I guess.
Hey, G, is that you or not?
I guess not.
I thought it was G.
It was good to hear from G. You know, I thought he was dead.
I legitimately thought he offed himself for some reason, and glad he didn't.
I'm glad that we heard from him here recently.
I thought it was him.
As a matter of fact, oh, man.
We've got some old characters that we actually have brought back, folks, to give us some insight about what they're doing for Christmas.
So, without any further ado, let's go ahead and bring in Uncle Bernie.
Uncle Bernie wants to go ahead and say some holiday wishes.
So, hey, Uncle Bernie, come on over here, man.
Hey, hey, I'm Uncle Bernie, and I want to tell all of you that if you're celebrating Christmas, then you don't know what it's like to be poor.
You don't know what it's like to be black.
You don't know what it's like to be anything other than your greasy, capitalist, selfish self.
So, what I want you to do now is I want you, instead of blowing your monies on all the gifts and all this Goyon type of activity, I want you to give me some money.
That's what I want you to do.
I want you to give me some donations to my new political action committee.
It's called Our Revolution.
All right, I want you to donate.
Keep contributing.
That's right.
Don't worry about the Christmas gifts.
Don't worry about that.
You keep contributing.
And not to mention, I want you to realize that I'm also going to write a book.
That's right.
I'm writing a book now.
I'm writing a book now, and you're going to buy it.
And you know something?
I'm not going to wish you a Merry Christmas.
I don't believe in Christmas.
I don't even believe in Hanukkah.
Remember that DNC and those emails that they're over there?
They were trying to make fun of me over there in Kentucky.
You remember that?
They tried to make fun of me in Kentucky that I was an atheist because that's what I am.
I'm Uncle Buddy, and I'm an atheist.
So that's why what I want you to do is come over here and take your underwears off.
That's right.
Come on over here and take your underwears off.
All right, and keep contributing.
All right.
Don't worry about the pants tent.
Don't worry about the pants tent.
It's a Christmas tree.
Come on over here and sit on my apple.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Keep contributing.
Keep contributing.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
Oh, yeah.
You feel the boy?
Hey, you feel that boy?
Hey, oh, yeah.
You feeling the boing.
You're feeling a boy in this Christmas, huh?
Hey, hey, you get those chestnuts on your open fire there, huh?
Hey, oh, oh!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, keep it.
Keep sitting on my apple.
Keep sitting on.
I'm going to give you a Christmas gift.
I'm going to make you feel the boing.
That's what I want to do.
I'm going to make you feel that boy.
Keep going! Keep going! Keep going!
Here's your going.
Keep going, Uncle Bernie.
Here you go, Uncle Bernie.
Keep going, Uncle Bernie.
Keep going, Uncle.
Oh, my God.
You hurt, Uncle Bernie.
You hurt, Uncle Bernie.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
All right, you chipped my apple.
All right, don't touch me no more.
You chipped my apple.
Now, what I want you to do is I want you to clean yourself up.
All right?
And I want you to put your underway back on and don't tell anybody I told you to take Yonderways off.
All right?
All right.
Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah.
Rub your ass.
I'm out of here.
I gotta go.
I gotta go write a book now.
All right.
That was Uncle Bernie, all right?
That was Uncle Bernie wishing you all a Merry Christmas.
Do you all still feel the burn?
All you burn victims out there?
Do you all still feel the burn from that asshole?
Woo!
Oh, man.
I'm telling you, did that get you in the Christmas spirit, huh?
listening old Uncle Bernie, did that get you the goddamn Christmas spirit there, boy?
Ah.
All right.
Let me calm my ass down, all right?
Let's take some more callers here.
I want to hear what you're doing this Christmas Eve.
We heard what Uncle Bernie's doing.
I want to hear what you're doing.
All right, 563-999-3791.
How about Area Coach 618?
What are you doing this Christmas Eve?
Hey, ghosts.
How's it going?
Merry Christmas, man.
How you doing, man?
Pretty good.
Just hanging out here with the family.
Just chilling.
That's awesome.
Well, what are you planning on doing this Christmas?
What are you planning on eating?
What's the festivities look like?
Tomorrow we're going to have a nice honey ham with pineapple, mashed potatoes, green beans, scalloped pineapple.
It's good stuff, man.
Oh, that sounds awesome, man.
Sounds like somewhat traditional Christmas.
Are you all giving Christmas gifts this evening, or are you going to wait till Christmas morning?
Christmas morning.
Do you still have young ones out there that still believe in Santa Claus, and that's why y'all wait till morning?
No, it's just me and my parents.
I'm just cool, man.
Home for the holidays and whatnot.
Oh, well, that's cool, man.
I mean, I'm pretty sure they're happy to see you there.
Now, what are the festivities after the meal?
Do you all watch a movie?
Do y'all play a game, like a board game or something?
We usually just watch the movies.
Traditional movies.
What's the movie this year?
I'm not too sure what we're going to watch, honestly.
Probably just the typical.
Oh, what's that one movie?
I can't believe I'm drawing a blank here.
It's a wonderful life.
That and maybe Christmas story.
That's it.
I can't believe I drew it.
Ah, Christmas story.
The old classics.
No, hey, hey, I hear you.
Hey, man, thank you very much for calling and Merry Christmas to you and your family.
If you're going to watch any movie this Christmas, you have to watch It's a Wonderful Life.
All right, I mean, that's when Hollywood made pro-American movies.
I'm telling you, it's a wonderful life.
It's a great movie.
I like it.
I hope that you find, you know, hopefully you can find it somewhere to watch.
And secondly, you watch it to its fullest capacity.
Very good, very touching movie, to say the least.
All right, now let's continue going.
I want to hear what you're doing this Christmas Eve.
It's a Christmas Eve edition of a True Capitalist Radio broadcast, man.
How about Area Code 985?
You're on the horn.
What's going on this Christmas Eve?
Hey, ghost, this is the U.S. Navy.
Just calling in to say what's up.
Hey, what's going on, man?
U.S. Navy in the house.
How are you doing this Christmas, man?
I'm doing great.
The Secretary of the Navy gave us a race back, so everybody's pretty happy right now.
Oh, that's awesome, man.
You deserve it.
You deserve it, man.
Where are you at right now?
You want to leave?
Yeah, I can't really tell you who I am right now, but yeah, everyone's pretty happy right now.
You know, Trump's America right now, so everything's going great.
Awesome, man.
Well, thank you very much for your service, sir.
What are they going to serve you out there for this Christmas?
Hand, turkey, and prime ribs.
Everything we need.
Oh, that's awesome, man.
What a Christmas.
Even though you may be service somewhere, they know how to take care of our boys, at least in the cuisine style, huh?
Yep.
They definitely do.
All right, man.
Hey, thank you very much.
You want to give a shout-out or you want to say Merry Christmas, somebody?
Just, you know, to the Capitalist Army and not much else.
All right, man.
Hey, thank you very much, and thank you for your service.
And not to mention, I can't reiterate this even anymore.
Thank you very much to the military who's out there preserving our safety.
I know that the civilian government that we have that's in power at this point is not doing anything to help you guys.
As a matter of fact, they're actually making the problem worse by bringing in the problem into the United States.
But once again, I thank you very much for your service, and I think that we need to take care of our service men and women both when they're at war and when they are coming back.
And I sincerely mean that, man.
I sincerely mean that.
Let's continue going, folks.
It's a great Christmas Eve.
I've got Christmas music in the background.
I got Mrs. Ghost right here.
I got Templeton over here.
Hey, Templeton.
Come here, Templeton.
There he is.
Hey, Templeton.
Do you want one of your presents?
Uh-oh.
Do you want one of your presents, Templeton?
Huh?
You want one of your presents for Christmas?
You want one of your presents?
All right, let's get Templeton a present.
All right, it's Christmas time.
Let's see.
Which one do I want to give him here?
I got he likes new bones, I think.
So I'm going to give him this.
This is wrap, so I'm going to go ahead and give it to him wrapped.
Hey, hey, Templeton, look at this.
You want a present?
You want this present here?
Look at that present, Templeton, here.
Here, you want to open it up.
Can you open it?
Can you open it?
Here, open it up.
Can you open it?
Here, open it up.
What is it?
Open it up.
Open it up, Templeton here.
What is that?
Hey, oh, Templeton, what is that?
What is that?
Is that a new bone for Templeton?
Oh, my God.
Templeton got himself a new damn bone.
How many is that, Templeton?
Let me see.
Can I get that bone?
Oh, man.
Hey.
Come on, I just want to see that.
Is that your...
Hey, hey!
I just want to see your new bone.
Hey, whoa!
Whoa!
All right, all right, calm down.
That's your boat.
I just gave it to you.
I just want to add, do you like it?
Jesus Christ.
Do you like the bone?
I just wanted to know if you like the bone.
Jesus, he obviously likes the bone.
Well, Merry Christmas, Templeton.
Can I just see the bone for...
No?
Can I just see the bone for a seven?
No?
Do you like the bone?
All right, let me leave Templeton alone.
I mean, he's obviously having a good Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Templeton.
Do you like that new bone for Christmas?
Do you like the new bone for Christmas?
I'm just saying, do you like the new bone for Christmas?
Jeez.
All right, calm down.
Merry Christmas, Templeton.
I just wanted to give you a gift, man.
I'm just trying to.
I'm just trying to give my dog a little bit of a Christmas here.
All right.
That's all I'm trying to do, give my dog a little bit of a Christmas.
Giving My Dog A Bone00:06:48
And now, you know, why are you eyeballing me?
That's your bone.
Jeez.
And to think we've got like 10 more presents for this little brat.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me continue going.
Sorry, folks.
I was trying to get in the crowd.
I'm trying to be in the Christmas spirit here.
Just trying to give Templeton a little bit of a freaking bone here.
And he's just, you know, give me a break.
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Oh my God.
Let me take a swig of this beer here.
Templeton, look, I'm not going to get your bone.
That's your bone.
He's looking at me like he wants to, like, you know, don't you dare take it, boy.
Don't eyeball me.
Eat your bone.
Want you to gnaw on that damn bone, boy?
Jesus Christ.
People are saying Templeton's a spoiled mutt.
He's not spoiled.
He's appreciative.
Come here, Templeton.
Aren't you appreciative of the new bone?
Don't you like the bone?
Oh, whoa!
Isn't that a nice bone?
Whoa, whoa.
All right, calm down.
GG's, Louise, man.
Merry Christmas, Templeton.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, look, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm trying to be in the Christmas spirit here.
Let me continue going here.
And no, he's not a poodle.
Shut up.
He's not a damn poodle.
You think I'd have some fruity ass dog like that?
Anyway, let's continue going here.
We got who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
How about 585?
What are you doing this Christmas Eve?
Hey, 585, you there?
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, I was muted for a second there.
Yeah, I'm just.
That's okay.
What's going on, man?
How are you doing?
Merry Christmas.
Oh, yeah.
Merry Christmas to you, too.
Thanks.
I'm hanging out with my brothers.
We're drinking beer, going to church in a bit.
You know, get a bit tipsy first.
Then I'm going to come back and build a fire, had a great dinner, you know.
It's been a great Christmas so far.
That's awesome.
So you're going to go to Midnight Mass?
Yeah, it gets out about midnight, unfortunately.
And then, you know, I know you don't like Santa Claus, but fortunately, everyone in this house is a bit older, so we don't have to play that game anymore.
Well, that's good, man.
That's awesome.
So you're planning on getting a little tipsy, then going to Midnight Mass, and then afterwards, coming out and having a bonfire.
Knock the ball out of the way.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, it's a tradition at this point.
It's just way too boring otherwise, honestly.
But yeah, I mean, I don't got too much to say.
Just wanted to.
Yeah.
Merry Christmas, ghosts, and thanks for all you do.
Thanks.
Hey, man, thank you very much.
And hey, Merry Christmas to you.
And don't get too tipsy out there.
All right.
Don't get too tipsy out there.
Remember, you're supposed to be celebrating the birth of baby Jesus.
Isn't that correct?
Like Midnight Mass?
It's like the birth of baby Jesus.
You know?
Although, don't they serve wine there, too?
You know, they give you, you don't want to mix beer and wine either.
And I'm wanting to talk.
I've just drank champagne.
I'm drinking beer.
I'm probably going to shoot a couple of shots, some damn scotch.
All I need is one bourbon, man.
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
Anyway, Merry Christmas, man.
Good to hear from you.
Let's take some more callers.
How about 213?
What are you doing on this Christmas Eve?
Hey, Ghost, what's going on?
I just wanted to say that it is great to have you back.
And happy Hanukkah, man.
Well, I appreciate it.
And, well, he just hung up.
I don't know why you're wishing me a happy Hanukkah.
I mean, I'm not celebrating Hanukkah, but if you are, Laheim, well, you know, I'm serious.
I'm not joking.
As a matter of fact, the Jewish brethren at this point in time probably can't party until about 12 midnight.
It's the Sabbath.
So, you know, it's weird that Hanukkah falls on the Sabbath.
You know, so they're just kind of kicking back.
As a matter of fact, I don't even think that under the Sabbath, they're not even supposed to be listening to this broadcast because it's like technology or something.
I don't know.
I'm just saying, all right?
I'm a cultured man.
All right, I'm a cultured man here.
How about 704?
You're on the whore.
you doing on this Christmas Eve?
Oh, man, I know you're trying.
This ain't, first of all, this is not radio graffiti.
And secondly, your goddamn Obama phone, man.
Enough of these Obama phones, man.
How about 781?
What's going on?
Hey, ghosts.
Happy Christmas.
How you doing, man?
What are you doing this Christmas Eve?
Or what are you doing for the holiday in general?
Nothing much.
Just going to open presents tomorrow.
I just had dinner with my parents and my grandfather.
That's awesome, man.
What was on the menu?
I kind of woke up pretty late, so I didn't see most of the food because it was already consumed by then, but we did have some shrimp.
Oh, that's awesome.
Was it fried or baked or stir-fry?
What was it?
Just like regular plain shrimp.
Though we did have it.
Did you put it on a griddle?
Was it made in a, did you, like, throw it in the oven?
We threw it in the oven.
Oh, okay.
So it was like boiled or baked shrimp?
Yeah.
That's awesome, man.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
Women Want You Desperate00:14:18
I didn't mean to cut you off.
Yeah, there's something I wanted to actually talk to you about.
It was about that men having to be men thing.
I'm glad you brought that up because that's actually something I'm about to do right now, in fact, after this call.
Okay, well, talk about it.
What do you mean?
What are you going to do?
What are you planning on doing here?
It was just like this girl in high school that I was friends with.
I asked her to use school dances a couple of times and just a few other times where I wanted to hang out with her, but apparently she got really uncomfortable when I asked those, and then she just didn't want anything to do with me anymore.
So like two years later, I'm just going to talk to her again, just try and make amends with her.
All right.
Now, how are you going to do that?
How are you planning on making amends?
Do you plan on calling her?
Or how are you making the connection once again?
Probably just call her or text her.
I'm not sure if she'd be up at this point.
The only thing I'm worried about is that she's busy with family right now.
Well, a text is always the informal way to do so, but what do you think it was that prohibited her from taking you on on your offer to potentially extend into some level of a date or intimate evening to some capacity?
What do you think prevented her from doing so?
I don't know.
She always would wave at me and just a couple of times she would start conversations with me.
And we also sat next to each other in a few classes and I would always see her point her legs at me.
Well, and that's cool.
Don't get me wrong.
Those are signs.
But at the same time, do you know how did you pursue that last time that made her uncomfortable with you?
I mean, how did you pursue that?
I mean, were you abrupt?
Did you ask her something very blatantly?
Were you coy about it?
Well, what exactly was it?
Because I'd like to help you out.
I mean, seriously, men need to learn how to be men out here because to be honest with you, women don't want the sweet guy.
They don't want the guy that they're claiming that are on these stupid, dumbass romantic movies.
And if you don't believe me, take a look at the YouTube videos of schmucks that have actually tried to do things like this, like sing to them in front of them all and then get down on their knee while everybody's like, aww!
And they get rejected.
I mean, women don't want that.
They want a man that's in control, that talks confidently.
And what I mean talks confidently, that doesn't mean like, you know, talk like, you know, some jerk off or some, you know, somebody who's crude or anything of that capacity.
They want you to talk confidently as if you know what you're talking about.
They don't want to hear any kind of like, yeah, you know, I don't know.
I don't, yeah, you know, they want some confidence.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I hear you.
I mean, I was thinking maybe just text her.
I don't think she'd probably like write it and just hear my voice again after like two years.
Yeah, just text, say, hey, Merry Christmas.
Hope you're having a great time.
It'd be great to, you know, it'd be great to catch up and see what happens.
And if she goes, yeah, go ahead, Richard.
I was going to say, do you think I should apologize for just for unintentionally making her uncomfortable?
Well, how did you make her uncomfortable is what I'm getting at.
Were you trying to be too clingy?
Were you trying to, what were you doing?
I mean, how did you make her uncomfortable?
You have to, I mean, because maybe it wouldn't be a good idea at all, depending on what you did, to even contact her.
I was just being kind of persistent, just wanting to hang out with her or just ask her to school dances.
That was really it.
I was just being kind of persistent and kind of, I guess you could say, a bit desperate.
Yeah, well, I wouldn't even bring that up.
I would just, you know, text her, and you may get a response.
You may not.
But text with confidence.
Just say, hey, how you doing?
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Hey, you want to catch up?
You know, give me a holler.
Maybe we can talk on the phone.
Maybe we can, I don't know, whatever, whatever she likes to do.
Go have coffee or ice cream or something.
And then when you do that, don't be too persistent.
You see, remember, girls don't like when they can see the desperation of a man.
I'm telling you, they do not like that.
You know what women want?
They want you to make them desperate for you.
They don't want to see you desperate for them.
So you have to figure out what it is that they like.
And it doesn't necessarily have to be physical.
I mean, you know, I mean, to be honest with you, women, they're not very picky per se.
I mean, with the exception of some of these women that are really, really work on their looks, they're not very picky as it pertains to men.
What they want is they want a man that genuinely digs them and makes them feel like a woman.
And what that means is, is that whenever that woman's around you, she's like, oh, I'm just, I'm giddy.
And, you know, I mean, she's smiling.
She's biting her lip.
You know, she can't contain herself around you because you are so confident and she sees that you're in control.
You know, you know what your world is.
And not to mention, will she see it?
Other women will see it.
And you don't have to be a great-looking guy.
You just have to show the level of confidence.
And that takes articulation and communication.
That takes facial expressions.
I mean, it takes how you dress.
It takes on how you carry yourself.
It takes on how you stand.
So these are all components that you have to think about, man.
And do not ever, I mean, listen, don't ever get desperate for a woman.
All right, there are so many women out there.
I mean, even if you were to just go up to each and every woman that you see, and remember, there's way more women than men in this world.
If you went up to 500 women a day, one has to say yes.
One has to say, hey, well, okay, I'll give you my number.
And that's how you, as a man, have to pursue it.
You as a man, you can't be a desperate fool into believing that just because she gave you her number, just because she's on a date, that she just wants to go ahead and drop trow and have intimate relations with you.
That is the biggest misconception of every man.
What a man needs to do is they need to make the woman infatuated with him because once the woman knows that you're infatuated with her, you've lost.
You've already lost, man.
Anyway, I hope that helps, man.
Good luck to you.
You want to give a shout out or anything in that capacity?
Not really.
Just shout out to you, the engineer in the capitalist army.
In fact, really, I don't really, I don't really care if she wants to go out with me or not.
I mean, at bare minimum, I just want to be friends with her again.
Okay, well, you know, me personally, I wouldn't keep chicks as friends.
You know, I mean, chicks and friends, that just doesn't work.
And the reason is, is because most men that are women's friends are typically idiots that are giving these women money, giving these women some kind of support to some capacity without the woman having to do their part, which is dropping trowel and, you know, making you feel good in the bed.
All right?
I mean, I'm sorry.
That's all that friend zone crap is.
There ain't no such thing as, oh, he's my friend.
And if that's the case, it's either one of two things.
She's either got him in the friend zone to juice him off of whatever.
It could be anything.
It could be money.
It could be, you know, free time wasting.
It could be a ride.
It could be anything.
It could be anything.
Or this friend of whatever girlfriend you may have is nailing her.
I mean, it's just all there is to it.
There's no in-between.
There ain't no such thing as, oh, he's my friend.
Bull crap.
All right.
Don't ever believe that crap.
Anyway, listen, I didn't mean to get off on that tirade about females here, but I'm trying to help people here.
All right?
I'm trying to help people here because I want people to be happy.
And, you know, like I said, you don't have to be an asshole man either.
But it seems as if, you know, for face value that women tend to go to assholes.
And it's not because they're assholes per se.
It's because they're so confident in their abilities to portray themselves as an alpha male and that it's believable.
And remember, women, they get approached by men all the time, especially if they're just half-assed doable.
If they're half-ass doable, they're getting approached by idiots, and they see the genuine or disingenuous nature of these goofs.
And they know when they see a real man or when they don't.
And you see, that's you as a man, you have to figure out how it is that you become a man.
You have to figure out how it is.
I mean, listen, you may have to take notes.
You know, you may have to copy some cats.
It doesn't really matter.
I mean, try to figure out what it is to get you to portray to other females, and not to mention males, too, that you are a man and you are not some pussy.
All right?
And let me tell you, I know that's hard to do, but you all need to figure it out.
You as a man need to figure it out.
All right?
And look, somebody's saying, I have a friend who is also a woman.
Well, you know what?
I guarantee you, she calls you up.
You're over there at her house and she's not doing a goddamn thing.
I bet you're over there at her house.
She's like, you know what?
Can you pick me up some Starbucks?
I could use some Starbucks.
I bet you're that friend.
And let me tell you, if you're a guy friend and you're doing that for women, you're an idiot.
You're an utter idiot.
There'd be women, you could do that for women that'll at least give you a la, la.
You know what I'm saying?
But no, they've got goofs like this idiot who's like, no, I have a friend that actually is a woman, too, you know, so it's not true.
Yeah, right.
All right, I bet she calls you up.
I need a ride over here.
And you're over there like, okay, here, here, I'll give you a ride because you're my friend.
Get the hell out of here.
Get out.
Jesus Christ, man.
Let me go ahead and take.
Let me get another beer here for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, Listen, I don't mean to go off on this diatribe, but I'm just tired of seeing these young men that are just intimidated just to talk in general.
And listen, I hear it in some of these gentlemen that call up that they're a little nervous to call up and say anything.
That's what I'm talking about.
You see that fear that you guys get when you just call me up?
If I can hear it and these people can hear it over a phone, what do you think a woman can do when she could see it in your face?
She could see that you're just a desperate puppy dog.
I mean, and you want this woman to drop her trowel and allow you to penetrate her body?
I mean, seriously, think about that for a second, man.
I mean, the woman is a perimeter, and there's always a way to penetrate that perimeter.
You just got to be able to plan and strategically do so.
You know, it's just all there is to it.
And the reason I'm suggesting this is because I want males to be with females again.
I'm tired of what the hell is going on out here.
And listen, I think that a lot of the homosexual phenomena that we're witnessing in today's America has a lot to do with the fact that these males don't know how to be males anymore, and yet, you know, they've got testosterone and a whole bunch of pent-up jism, for a lack of a better term.
And, you know, they want to unload, for a lack of a better term, and no one's playing with their private parts.
So desperate means goes to desperate measures.
And as a result, you've got these idiots engaging in homosexual activity, random sexual acts with these stupid, dumbass applications that are out for this crap now.
And that's why they're doing it.
And the reason is, is because they don't have to talk to these people.
Like, you know, in these Craigslist ads and Grindr and all this freaked out homosexual social media, they don't even have to talk to these people.
They just, you know, do a couple of texts, you know, meet you over here.
And before you know it, they're slobbing each other's knobs, man, within like five, ten minutes.
I'm not joking around.
That's how it is nowadays.
And listen, I know some of you, you want to pretend that you don't know that's what's happening.
I know some of you want to pretend that, oh, that's not what's happening.
Oh, well, you can do whatever it is that you want.
The bottom line is, is that it is happening, and you'd be surprised how many of these so-called straight idiots who have no girlfriends, who are supposed to be some masculine male out here with a big, you know, and another thing, another thing.
The bigger the truck that they have, the more homo they are.
All right?
That's all there is.
I mean, listen, unless you're in a farm, unless you're a rancher and you need a dually because you're going through all kinds of crap, that's one thing.
But these assholes that are out here that are buying these huge-ass trucks and they're lifting them and they live in the urban city for Christ's sake, who's that?
What attention are they grabbing with that?
Whose attention?
Do you think a chick gives a crap about a freaking big ass truck?
You think a chick gives a crap if a truck is lifted?
It's got big ass tires for Christ's sake.
No!
No!
You know what they're doing?
They're trying to attract the attention of men.
They're trying to attract the attention of men.
I know what's going on here, man.
I'm witnessing the social landscape in this capacity.
I'm not stupid.
I'm a very keen observer.
I know what's going on here.
I know what's going on here.
Anyway, folks, let me continue going.
Lifted Trucks And Urban Attention00:03:48
I want to hear from you on this Christmas Eve.
563-999-3791 is the number to call here.
I'm in the Christmas spirit, but I'm starting to lose it a little bit.
I'll tell you that right now.
I've been, you know, I don't know.
Sometimes when you talk about these subject matters, it just kind of pisses you off.
It kind of takes you out of your spirit, takes you out of your rhythm for heaven's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I think we got Tom on the horn, man.
What's going on, Tom?
Ashley, you got Tom's better half on the line.
Oh, we got Tom's better half, Snow White, on the line.
How you doing?
Merry Christmas, Snow White.
Hi.
Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Oh, okay.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Oh.
Well, we definitely love listening to you every day.
And he's been trying to get me to call in for a really long time, but I'm really shy.
So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse and said he'd go run out in the snow in his underwear and do a snow angel if I called in.
Well, now he's obligated to go out right now in the snow in his underwear to do a snow angel.
I'm probably falling in it myself from laughing.
Well, that's awesome.
Well, it's good to hear from you.
And I know that, you know, you are part of the inner circle.
You're one of us.
I hope that you're having a Merry Christmas.
How are you and Tom conducting yourself this Christmas Eve?
And what are y'all plans tomorrow?
Well, it's just the two of us up here.
My family is 700 miles away.
So it's just going to be us because I couldn't make the trip this year due to medical reasons.
So we're going to have a duck tomorrow.
And I don't know what else.
Wow, man, there you go.
Yeah.
I want to try something different.
So, you know, we've got a little Christmas tree.
It's just the two of us and all of our critters.
No, that's the best way to be.
I mean, you know, you're starting your own family.
You've got your own situation going on over there, creating your own traditions, creating your own memories.
You know, I think it's great, you know, having a duck.
What are the sides to the duck?
I think we're having sweet potatoes.
I'm really not sure what else.
I kind of just let him run with the ideas he gets as far as cooking goes.
Oh, that's awesome, man.
That's a very exquisite cuisine to have some duck for Christmas.
That's why I'm asking everybody what they're having for Christmas.
You know, there's nothing traditional about the American Christmas dinner now, and I think it's great.
I think that, you know, we shouldn't be pigeonholed into something traditional as it pertains to that.
I think it, you know, it's a time to splurge as it pertains to cuisine.
I think that having a duck, that's a big splurge there.
It's a very exotic meet, and, you know, something that, you know, people typically have when they're having several course dinner.
So that sounds pretty cool, man.
What did y'all, oh, I shouldn't ask what y'all got each other for Christmas.
Have y'all exchanged gifts yet?
Well, we've been, but he actually has been doing a little bit here and there the entire month.
We went out a couple weeks ago down South State, and he got me a couple things.
So, yeah, nothing too crazy because most of our money goes towards medical expenses.
Thankful For My Superman00:03:52
But it's just, I'm thankful, so thankful for him.
He is, he's my Superman.
I really just, I don't know where I would be today if not for him.
And we have just an amazing relationship.
And, you know, I thank God for him every day.
Well, that's awesome, man.
I mean, and not to mention, he is a very, very smart man, a very intelligent man, a very kind person.
I've had many discussions with him on a variety of different levels and different debates.
So, yeah, I do concur.
Tom is a special individual.
And not to mention, you're also a special individual as well, because it takes two to come together as one so that you both as a team can conquer the obstacles of life, whatever they may be.
And that's what makes a relationship.
That's why these holidays were created so that we can just kind of take time out in our hectic lives to be able to give thanks and appreciation to those that are selfless as it pertains to you or me.
Somebody, that's what it's about.
I mean, we've got to give thanks to folks that are selfless because they don't have to do that.
And they do it because they love you unconditionally.
And that's what everybody wants.
Isn't that what Morrissey said?
He's human and wants to be loved just like everybody else does.
That's the name of the game.
It's the name of life.
Yeah, it's a good song.
It's a good song.
Absolutely.
We got hit with some pretty heavy-duty obstacles early on in the relationship, but two and a half years, we're still here.
We just got engaged, and we're longing for it, you know?
Well, I think it's going to be a long-lasting relationship.
You sound like very intelligent folks.
Regardless of what life may pitch at you, I think that y'all are not only more than confident mentally, but I think emotionally as well as spiritually, are able to take any obstacle and be able to, if not conquer it, negotiate it so that it can be nothing more than a nuisance as opposed to an actual obstacle in life.
Yeah, that's the trick, not letting it get in your head.
I mean, adversity, you know, I mean, you go into the fire and you come out on the other side.
You don't let what you're going through define who you are as a person and define the other relationships in your life.
And, you know, everything we've been through, I mean, we're like, you know, concrete.
You know, anything that life could throw at us at this point, I think we could handle it.
So I'm happy.
That's what a relationship is all about.
I mean, that's what I hope that everybody can find, whether it's heterosexual or any sexual.
I hope that people, that's what a relationship is supposed to be.
It's supposed to be a team, a lifelong team that literally conquers everything as one.
And whatever happens to one, happens to the other.
And whatever happens to you both, you both either put your heads and your resources and your creativity and your knowledge together to be able to conquer it or if not negotiate the obstacles.
So I really do appreciate what you just said.
And I hope that you and Tom have a great relationship and a great Christmas and happy new year.
Do you want to give anybody a shout out or you want to give somebody a Merry Christmas or anything of that capacity?
Gentlemen Need The Trump Mindset00:03:14
Well, I guess I should have thought of that.
Well, definitely, Tom, you, the engineer, Mrs. Ghost, the inner circle.
And I'm trying to think of something I could say to all these young guys out here that are trying to hook up with women and start relationships.
You just have to be yourself.
You have to be confident.
You know, women do like a strong man.
He's ghost is totally right on that.
Yeah, you know, just gotta have the Trump mindset.
You know, go out and, you know, grab him where he got the Trump mindset.
Grab him by the you-know-where.
It works.
I mean, I don't think, you know, every woman would confront that, but hey, the shoe fits, right?
No, I hear you.
I hear you.
And that's very good advice because these gentlemen really need it.
I think that we're unfortunately having a crop of gentlemen that are growing up here that legitimately don't know how to act like men anymore.
And I think that's turning into a serious problem.
I think we're seeing that in the social justice warrior phenomena.
I think that we're seeing that with the leftist blind just following of celebrities or talking heads, Rachel Madhouse.
I mean, this is literally the dumbing down of men.
And men, even if they were dumb, at least they were tough.
And now you got dumb, weak, feeble-minded men that is just a bad combo.
That's just a bad combo.
I mean, I don't, I know there's a lot of dumb men out there, but, you know, the dumb men are tough sons of bitches.
And that's the difference.
And I don't see too many dumb, tough sons of bitches anymore.
I've seen a lot of dumb, soft, weak, complainy, bitchy, somewhat feminine men.
And I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with that.
I think that, you know, hey, you want to be a feminine male?
That's your problem.
But I don't believe that it should be the majority because, I mean, if it is, where the hell did that come from?
And the only correlation that I can think of is the phenomena of broken homes, of no father in the household and that sort of thing.
And what's being modeled is a single mother capacity.
And listen, I have nothing against single mothers, but they can't raise a male because that's why we're witnessing so much no bearing of burden by males, no bearing of responsibility by males, because they see their single mother being able to just kind of brush off responsibility.
You know, and I'm not trying to make this into a sexist argument here, but that's really where we went wrong, in my personal opinion.
And I hope that here within the next 10 years, now that we've got Donald Trump in office for at least four years here, that we can make a transition to where men can be men again and women can be whatever they want to be.
The thing is, is that they shouldn't organize in some third-wave feminist capacity to subjugate the men and break the home purposely so that they could subjugate the men even more.
Men Can Be Men Again00:11:33
And that's literally what has happened.
And I've been saying this since 2008.
But anyway, I don't want to get this into a big, huge debate here.
It's Christmas time.
Let's get back in the Christmas spirit.
Thank you very much, Snow White.
I appreciate everything.
And thank you for finally calling in, man.
Hey, no problem.
Nerves usually get the better of me, but I'm glad I called in.
So now I get to go watch him dive in snow, and that's going to be a great time.
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That's going to obviously be a good time.
I wish I was a fly on the wall to see that.
Hey, thank you very much for calling in.
We appreciate you calling in.
Once again, folks, this is the Christmas Eve edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show, and we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
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All right.
Anyway, folks, I have to say, it has been a very fairly pleasant holiday, Christmas Eve edition of the broadcast.
I've been sitting here consuming some alcoholic beverages while taking calls, listening to people's Christmases, seeing what people have to say, so on and so forth.
So, you know, now that we're here, now that we're already in the third hour, why don't we just go ahead and give everybody a Christmas gift and go ahead and let's get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio goddamn graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 563-999-3791.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
And before we get started, folks, I know a lot of people are asking how you get into the inner circle since there's a lot of discussion of the inner circle here.
Let me tell you, I'm not in a rush to add any more members to the inner circle, but if I do here, it may be really, really brief.
And it may be possibly sometime this week.
And it may be no more than 50.
I just can't put any more than that.
There's no way.
I mean, and let me tell you, if you weren't a part of the inner circle the first time, it's going to be a little bit this time.
But if you ask any of the inner circle, they'll tell you it's more than worth it.
And moreover, here in 2017, we're going to get together a little bit more often.
The inner circle is going to, you know, we're going to have a little voice chat room.
We're going to try to get some websites situated.
There's a lot of things going on.
The thing is, is that there's only one of me and not enough time in the day to say the least.
And as I stated, if you're in the inner circle, man, you get discounts.
The inner circle got the Christmas card absolutely free.
A bunch of perks, a bunch of stuff, man.
I take care of the inner circle, man.
They're my friends.
They're my family.
And I love those guys.
I appreciate you guys for joining the inner circle.
And much props to the inner circle.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and say cheers to the inner circle for Christ's sake.
Like I said, I can't, I mean, 50, maybe 75, maybe.
Like 75 more inner circles.
That's it, man.
Can't do it anymore.
All right.
Anyway, folks, without any further ado, do we got any radio graffiti callers, Engineer?
Well, all right, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti callers then.
Right now!
And let me tell you, I'm in the Christmas spirit here.
I hope that you folks don't get me out of the Christmas spirit.
I'm telling you, I don't want to get out of the Christmas spirit.
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling great.
You know, I mean, I could go caroling right now.
You know, I'm not joking around.
So don't mess with me today.
Don't mess up my Christmas Eve.
God damn it, don't mess it up, please.
All right, let's go ahead and get to some phone calls here.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Want to come to the North Pole and be my little Nutcracker Prince?
What the hell was that?
What the hell is that about, for Christ's sake?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Would you like to go up my chimney?
Now, shut up.
Shut up with this crap.
Start hanging up some of these people.
They're going to play the same damn crap.
Hang them up.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
To myself.
What a joke.
Why don't you lower that down there, ass crack?
Good God, man.
How about 727 radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost, I just got to say Merry Christmas, man.
This is 727.
Hey, what's going on?
727 caller.
Merry Christmas.
How you doing, man?
I'm doing pretty good.
Just got done mailing out some postcards to some of my online friends in the inner circle, two of them.
So, yeah.
That's awesome, man.
Well, how's your Christmas looking like this year, man?
It's not the greatest.
I will say that.
But, I mean, I don't want to be a brat here.
I don't want to explain.
Well, no, what's going on?
Why isn't it that good this year, man?
I'm curious.
What's going on, man?
All right.
So, and I hate to complain here.
My mom's husband was telling me all these threats, and he's been off alcohol for a while, but recently he's been drinking.
So my mom, I guess she kind of didn't really kick me out.
She doesn't want me to be around him, so I have to live with my dad for, I think, like a month or so until things get situated.
But my dad has a pretty good Christmas plan for me.
My mom doesn't want to celebrate Christmas for me this year.
Oh, man.
727.
What's going on, man?
I mean, what's going on with your mom?
Why is she even treat you like this?
I mean, you know, this is her husband, right?
This is her new husband, right?
Yeah.
And he's, you know, obviously being drunk and belligerent, potentially abusive, obviously.
Yep, that's correct.
Especially with death threats and all this terrible stuff.
And honestly, I've been dealing with it.
You know, I just ignore it usually.
But, you know, every now and then I'll stand up to him.
Have you talked to your mom about this?
Have you asked her what's going on?
Why are you doing this to me?
I just asked her a couple of questions.
Yeah, kind of asked her a bit, and she's promised that, you know, he's going to rehab, but never went to rehab.
I guess he wasn't improved from a liar.
Don't want to go to a religious one, but she her another or her other argument is that she's in love with him.
So I don't know what to say about that, man.
Oh, man, that's just that's just horrible, man.
I mean, does she have any kind of like resentment towards you or anything in that capacity?
Yeah, I mean, at least she tries.
I know that a lot of weekends she doesn't want me over there because of him, really.
Because, yeah, I don't know what's up with him.
He needs to just grow up and he needs to get back to work.
My mom's paying for everything for him.
It's just insane.
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
Are you serious?
I mean, she's paying for everything for this guy?
Yep, housing him and doing all this stuff.
It's completely ridiculous, man.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry to hear that, 727, man.
I mean, I hope that, you know, I hope that everything's all right, man.
I hope that at least, you know, your pops is giving you at least a decent Christmas, man.
And what are the plans for you and your pops?
I think tomorrow we'll be eating dinner with the whole entire family, even outside family members.
From what I heard, what have I asked them?
I asked him to see Roger Waters, which is a member of Pink Floyd on Tune, if I'm right, and also for a brand new laptop.
Now, I'm not like a Braddy kid, really.
If he doesn't get any months, I'm all right with that.
Yeah.
Well, that's cool, 727.
Listen, man, thank you for calling.
I hope that you have a good Christmas.
I hope that your father can compensate a lot of the bad, turbulent times that you're having at your mother's place.
But like I said, man, you know, tough times don't last.
Tough people do.
You know, Dan Pena said that.
So, you know, kind of take that and have it motivate you because, once again, this is what's going to make you a man.
And what I mean by that, it's going to make you confident in what you either don't want to happen or expect to happen.
So, you know, try to, you know, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
You know, that's how you can look at life to a certain capacity, especially when you're having a lot of bad times.
You know what I'm saying?
Tough Times Make Tough People00:02:24
Anyway, let's continue going.
How about 618 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghosts, this is Supa.
How's it for?
Merry Christmas, man.
Hey, man, what's going on?
Merry Christmas.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Let's go to Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Yes, ghosts, my dear friend.
Long, long time I haven't talked to you.
How you doing, my friend?
And Merry Christmas to you.
Hey, thank you.
Merry Christmas.
Who is this?
I'm sure you know me by now, don't you?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Is this the friend from Israel?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God.
This is Rez.
I do.
Who is it?
Rez, R. E. Z. Rez.
Yes.
Am I supposed to know you, Rez?
I mean, a long time ago, we used to talk to each other many times before, but, you know, congratulations on your shows.
That right now is like what?
What number you are?
400, 500.
I mean, that's A plus, really, indeed.
No, hey, hey, hey, Rez.
Obviously, we probably talked to each other back in the old chat room days.
But it's actually, I mean, right now it may be a little bit less, but typically I average 50 to 60,000 live listeners.
It's just that I use Twitter as my exclusive social media.
And whenever I ask for Twitter shout-outs, not everybody uses Twitter, man.
I mean, everybody's a Facebook idiot.
And I don't have Facebook.
I never had a Facebook, never will have a Facebook.
I think Facebook is ridiculous.
I knew it was ridiculous.
Once Zuckerberg, you know, was talking about how he owned you and wanted your privacy just to be out in the open.
I didn't want to have nothing to do with it.
So to judge how many listeners are listening based upon the retweets, I think it's very, very minute because people really don't like Twitter, folks.
I'm serious.
I mean, Twitter is not, I mean, Facebook, believe it or not, is hands down the king of social media.
And I hate to say that, but it's the truth.
Hardcore Christmas Eve Broadcast00:14:31
How about 903 Radio Graffiti?
No dream is too big.
No challenge is too great.
History is watching us.
To commemorate our 45th president with a well-known American icon.
Chi-chia-chia-chia.
Chia Trump, a special edition collectible.
Just water and watch it grow.
I'm with you, the American people, and I love this country.
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Yeah, okay.
All right, we get it for Christ's sake.
How about 224 Radio Graffiti?
Have a Humphin Herman Christmas.
Let the accusations fly.
If you're undressed in 10 minutes or less, you'll get a free pizza pie.
Have a Humphin Herman Christmas.
And when you walk down the streets, nod and pass and say nice to every chick you meet.
You son of a bitch, leave Herman Cain alone.
You leave.
You leave my man, Herman Cain alone.
How dare you, man?
Who in the hell wrote that piece of crap?
How dare you?
You leave my man, Herman Sugarcane, alone.
You leave my man Herman Sugarcane alone, boy.
Jesus Christ.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Leroy, the big lip maker, also had a pushed-in nose.
And if he took his boots off, he was the 11 toes.
All of the other Negroes used to laugh and call him Bumble.
They would let poor Leroy join in any Negro Rumble.
Get this racist crap.
Get this racist crap off.
Come on, man.
It's Christmas Eve, man.
Let me tell you, I'm not joking around.
I'll end this damn broadcast early.
I'm not going to sit here and continue to be subjected to this kind of crap.
I'm not joking around.
I will end this goddamn broadcast.
You're not going to ruin my Christmas Eve, man.
You sons of bitches are not going to ruin my Christmas Eve.
I'll get started early on my prime rib as opposed to having you sons of bitches ruin my Christmas Eve, boy.
You ain't going to do it.
I ain't going to let you do it, boy.
I ain't going to let you do it.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I am the Hawk man!
Oh!
It's Scooter!
It's Scooter!
It's time to get hardcore for Christmas Eve!
It's time to get hardcore!
It's time to get hardcore for Christmas Eve!
Yeah!
Hardcore.
Yeah!
Go, Yeah!
What the hell?
Hey, how did it go from hardcore to oh, somebody taking a crap?
Get this idiot!
Get him off!
How the hell could you go from always hardcore to taking a crap?
Jesus Christ.
You see what I gotta put up with, man?
Jesus Christ.
443 radio graffiti.
This is Crew Santi Claus Radio.
Crew Santa Claus Radio.
I'm Santa Claus!
The badass of being Saint Nick.
Give him a list of what he wants for Christmas or get called.
I'm gonna give away a whole bunch of stuff, you know, baby.
Life from his workshop in the South Pole.
I love Christmas.
And now he'll take it from here.
The Christmas chiefs they call.
Good old St. Licks himself.
I mean, I don't even.
What am I supposed to say to that for Christ's sake?
Now y'all are trying to call me Sandy Claus?
Oh my God.
Anyway, let's continue going.
How about 267 radio graffiti?
Hello, ghost.
It's Eeyore again.
Merry Christmas.
If it is Mary, I heard you called up Trump Tower.
You know, the last time I went there, the bartender told me he wanted to show me something and took me to the bathroom.
It was actually a hole in the shit stall and he stuck his penis in there.
I'm not really sure what that was about, but he said he wanted me to remove the nail in my ass so he could make my asshole great again.
Funny enough, I think I heard you in the next stall over with the engineer.
You know what?
Shut this stupid idiot.
Shut him off and freaking Eeyore.
I'm starting to freaking hate that guy.
Or donkey or whatever the hell he is for Christ's sake.
I'm freaking, I freaking hate that asshole.
You know, you guys are getting really close.
I'm telling you, you guys are getting really close for ruining my goddamn Christmas Eve, man.
Y'all are really, y'all are starting to piss me off.
Give me this freaking freaking Eeyore, for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
I mean, this is supposed to be Christmas Eve, man.
I mean, aren't you supposed to be festive for Christ's sake?
Aren't you supposed to be in the goddamn Christmas spirit?
It's Christmas Eve for great freaking Christmas!
It's freaking Christmas, man.
Jesus Christ.
How about 970 Radio Graffiti?
We ain't got time to hear for your stupid crap.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Is that what you're going to do for Christ's sake?
Turn down your radio.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
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Cannot talk to you, huh?
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I want to read it to my anyway.
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Jake, you know what?
Get this crap off for Christ's sake.
Freakin' True Capitalist Radio Greatest Hits!
Big ol' Grandpa!
I mean, seriously, man!
I mean, this is a serious goddamn question!
How many remixes are really out there of yours truly out here?
You know what I'm saying?
How many goddamn remix?
True Capitalist Radio's greatest hits.
Give me that.
Get this bag for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Y'all are ruining the Christmas spirit, man.
Please stop, man.
Please stop.
Oh, my God.
352 Radio Graffiti.
Fuck Christmas, fuck Christmas.
Just fuck it in the ass.
Fuck presents.
Fuck turkey.
Come on and raise a glass.
Fuck Santa, fuck reindeer.
Just fuck it on a hill.
I'll shoot you in the ass if I hear one more jingle bell.
Oh, man, shut the fuck up.
It's the fucking time of year.
Yeah, Christmas is on its way.
A big fat ass with reindeer will be riding on his sleigh.
You gotta buy the presents, and you gotta buy the tree.
So come on, y'all, just sing along with me.
Yeah!
Fuck Christmas, fuck Christmas.
Just fuck it in the ass.
Fuck presents, fuck turkey.
Come on and raise a glass.
Fuck Santa, fuck reindeer.
Just fuck it all to hell.
I'll shoot you in the ass if I hear one more jingle bell.
I mean, what?
What the hell?
What kind of a song was that, man?
What kind of a sick, twisted, demented, perverted jerk ass actually writes this crap?
Jesus, these are sick ass.
And not to mention, where do you find this garbage?
Where do you idiots find?
You just got way too much time on your hands, man.
Way too much time.
You know, you people, I bet you you're the kind of people that search for weird-ass crap like some idiot with corn rows listening to corn, eating ear corn or some kind of crap like that.
I'm serious.
I'm not joking around, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I just want to wish you a Merry Christmas and my buddy Nathan out there.
I also want to say that somebody's been drawing porn of your wife.
You got to check it out on Twitter, man.
Well, you know, hey, you know what?
I kind of figured that that would happen because these people are a bunch of sick-ass perverts, and you sound like one of them, for Christ's sake.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
My name is Abraham Brown, and I am proud to be my back in my farm sound.
Shut up.
Shut this moron up, for Christ's sake.
682 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, it's me, King.
I just want to say Merry Christmas and Pelis Navidad.
Hey, thank you very much, there, BN King.
How are you doing, man?
Pelis Navidad.
Manaratako, barabarito.
Anyway, Merry Christmas, man.
Good to hear from you.
We got 435 Raider Graffiti.
Man, somebody's playing the drums there, man.
Somebody's playing the drum.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Lego fan 421, radio graffiti.
Where's Billy Mayst when you need him, for Christ's sake, man?
Where's Ben?
Billy Mays, where are you, man?
Surprise, motherfucker.
Hi, Billy Maze here with an amazing new product.
It's called the Shizwazooka.
What if you had the power to spray the areas all over your quake carpeting at over 100 miles an hour?
talking I gotta go take a shower, man.
Oh, my God.
What am I supposed to say after some crap like that?
423 radio goddamn graffiti.
I am.
I'm depressed.
Hey, engineer, can you hook me up with a little bit of a bleach there?
I don't know if I could do this broadcast, but I'm thinking maybe I should get some freaking bleach or something.
Let me get some bleach.
Funny, man.
That's not funny whatsoever.
Go screw yourself, ass crack, all right?
Seriously, turkey tits.
Shove it up your ass.
Good God.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Tonight Prowler radio graffiti.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti Insults00:14:46
I'm going to douche my granny with this.
Bad salad.
stuff Look, I'm serious.
I'm going to end this freaking broadcast if you idiots keep that crap off.
I'm not joking around.
I'm not kidding.
I'm going to end this goddamn broadcast.
Just try me.
Keep trying me.
I got to dare you.
Danny, I just figured out that if I switch to Metro PCS, I get two Samsung Galaxy phones free.
Cool, Dad.
And I could be a Super Dad with two free Samsung Galaxy phones and call myself Double Galaxy Man.
Or you could give the second phone your sidekick.
Yeah, I guess I could do that.
That's right.
Two free Samsung Galaxy On5 smartphones are all yours when you switch to Metro PCS.
Metro PCS, wireless, figured out.
Cover's not available in some areas.
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Exclude numbers on the T-Mobile Network.
See store for details in terms of conditions.
Danny, I just figured out that if I switch to Metro PCS, I get two Samsung Galaxy phones free.
Cool, Dad.
And I could be a Super Dad with two free Samsung Galaxy phones and call myself Double Galaxy Man.
Or you could give the second phone your sidekick.
Yeah, I guess I could do that.
That's right.
Two free Samsung Galaxy On5 smartphones are all yours when you switch to Metro PCS.
Metro PCS, wireless, figured out.
Cover's not available in some areas.
Sales tax not included in phone price.
Exclude numbers on the T-Mobile Network.
See store for details and terms and conditions.
You sons of bitches are ruining my Christmas Eve!
You're ruining my Christmas spirit.
You people are Christmas spirit suckers is what you would spirit suckers.
You're sucking the Christmas spirit right out of me.
Jesus Christ.
Good God.
How about anonymous radio goddamn graffiti?
Great, another Helen Keller death mute.
612 radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost TC Capitalist wishing you a Merry Christmas to you and the missus and the inner circle and even all the fruit balls and fail trolls calling in.
Have a good one, man.
Hey, thank you very much, TC.
I appreciate it.
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
I appreciate it, man.
See, I mean, why can't everybody be in the Christmas spirit like that?
Why does everybody got to be some kind of seat-sniffing, pickle-prick, sphinker-fingering, phallic-fluffing, belch-breathing piece of crap?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here, for heaven's sake?
801 radio graffiti.
Fuck off.
I don't want to talk here, old ass.
Well, first of all, I can't even understand you.
You're trying to, like, lower yourself down so that mommy...
Hey!
Oh!
Oh, no, no.
You can't just mumble some crap like that and think that you're just going to go ahead and just ignore just like hang up like it didn't happen.
I'm calling back.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, nobody.
Did you take you take the phone off the hook?
Is that it?
Oh, he looks like he took the phone off the boy.
I want to hear from you.
You want to talk, boy?
Fuck off.
I don't want to talk to your old ass.
Hey, who are you?
You stumbled and mumbled, and oh, oh, oh, call him back.
Keep calling his ass back.
What do you want, ghost?
What?
You called me, you fruity little bastard.
What the hell's your problem?
I don't give a fuck, ghost, if you call me one more time.
Fuck you up, kid.
Fuck you.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Somebody give this idiot a call.
Well, you know what?
I'll post it after the show.
It's 801-807-86.
And I'll give the last two numbers later.
Who else do we got here?
We got here.
We got anonymous radio graffiti.
My name is Fleeblam Brown, and I am proud to be.
Shut this stupid crap up.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Go, ghost.
That's I Fat Albert.
Now I just want to say Merry Christmas.
And now I'm going to make announcements.
2016, Ghosties.
Fat Albert, best black guy.
I've nominated myself.
Hey, hey, hey.
Are you kidding?
You're actually trying to make some kind of a case for you being best black guy?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on here?
How about 760 Radio Graffiti?
Damn Obama phone, for Christ's sake.
Who else do we got?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Did you just get your Casio keyboard for Christmas and now you're playing with it and think we give two rats asses?
Anonymous radio damn graffiti.
Got another Helen Keller deaf mute.
That's just great.
256 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, is that Mick?
Yeah, what's going on, man?
Hey, man.
Happy holidays.
Merry Christmas.
All that good stuff.
Got to give a shout out to my girlfriend.
Go ahead, man.
I love you, Brittany.
Looking forward to getting married.
And Merry Christmas, all that good stuff.
Thanks a lot, man.
Hey, no problem.
Thank you.
And, you know, good luck with you and your missus, man.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Christmas sucks anyway, all right?
Christmas sucks, all right?
Hey, listen.
I look, don't remind me of what I've said in the past, all right?
I've got the Christmas spirit now.
So shut up, your ass.
Don't talk about old crap.
Stop talking about old crap.
Good God.
785 Radio Graffiti.
All right, we get it for Christ's sake.
Good Lord, we get it.
Jesus Christ.
781, Radio Graffiti.
Is this me, Ghost?
That's you, man.
Merry Christmas, obviously.
I just want to know if you do you know about Million Dollar Extreme?
And if you do, what do you think about that?
Well, Merry Christmas to you.
And I think I alluded to this a couple of shows ago.
I don't understand the Hyde, the Sam Hyde thing.
I just don't get it.
I mean, is that all you need to do to kind of gain some level of popularity?
Why isn't anybody else doing what this guy's doing?
I don't get it.
I straight up, listen, I'm not trying to clown the guy's hustle.
You know, I mean, obviously, Sam Hyde, he's, you know, he's got his own fan base, got his own following.
Hey, more power to him.
I just personally don't get it.
I don't get his appeal.
I don't get his comedy.
I don't get his bits.
I don't get his.
I just don't get it.
I just do not get it.
I'm sorry.
I find no humor in what that man does.
I'm sorry.
And listen, I've genuinely tried to observe many of his different pieces of material and trying to grasp the level of comedic nature necessary to conjure up maybe a chuckle.
But I just don't see it.
I'm sorry.
I just don't get it.
I'm sorry.
I do not get Sam Hyde.
I don't get it.
Sorry, man.
Who else do we have here?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
This is True Christmas Radio.
True Christmas Radio.
Merry Christmas.
Rider Oak Reacher.
Get up, Cookers.
Broadcasting from Nick's Workshop in the beautiful North Pole.
You sound y'all here to the plate of Tinderbridgemen, for goodness sake.
And now he'll pick some beer.
Your host, jolly old city make himself the man they call.
Santa Claus.
Yeah, that's great.
Now, Santa Claus has got his own intro now.
That's just great.
Jesus Christ.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
206 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
Merry Christmas, man.
Hey, thank you very much.
Merry Christmas to yourself, man.
As a matter of fact, about time for me to crack open one more beer here on this Christmas Eve edition of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
I'm telling you, we're getting loaded here.
We're getting more beers.
Matter of fact, I should shoot some shots here.
I should pop another bottle of champagne.
We're just getting started.
You know, I'm just getting started here.
All right, the night's still young.
All right, look.
How about 403 radio goddamn graffiti?
Hey, just as I queued in to Ghost Troll Honky here, just wanted to wish you a merry, merry, merry Christmas.
Hey, thank you very much, man.
Merry Christmas to yourself, and I hope that we have many, many more of these Christmas Eves.
All right, and not to mention, folks, we are having the Ghosties on New Year's Eve.
And for you folks that don't know the categories of the Ghosties, go back to my timeline, Politics Ghost, at Twitter, and you can find the tweet in which I discuss the different categories, folks.
And let me tell you, it's fierce competition out here in the Ghosties.
And you can nominate whoever you want for whatever category you want under the hashtag Ghosties16.
Nominate whoever you want to nominate for the Ghosties under the hashtag and Twitter, Ghosties 60.
Now, with that being said, let's continue going, shall we?
We got anonymous radio graffiti.
Just shut up, Seth Meier.
Or no, this should be Seth McFarlane crap.
Seth McFarlane, overrated piece of crap.
How about 618 Radio Graffiti?
Just somebody just sitting there shoving a phone in their shit funnel.
How about 352 Radio Graffiti?
Happy hearts warming, they say in the street.
Happy hearts warming, they think they're so sweet.
Words said so often that they lack any meaning.
Why should I join in when I could be intervening?
Every pony loves this cursed holiday.
But would they be better with it out of the way?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you, this is getting ridiculous, man.
I mean, can we get some Christmas spirit in here?
Can we get some Christmas spirit?
Can we sing some carols for Christ's sake?
I mean, come on, let's sing a Merry Christmas.
That's what I want to say.
I want to sing a Merry Christmas.
You want your gifts?
They're up in your bum bum.
You know, I mean, let's get some Christmas spirit up in there.
Freaking, no.
No.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Sorry, folks.
I'm trying to get in the Christmas spirit here.
I know you people are trying to get me out of it, and I refuse.
I refuse to allow you to do so.
Merry Christmas Donald Trump00:09:20
Good God.
Who else do we have here?
How about 302 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, this is Man Bear Pig.
How you doing?
Hey, what's going on, man?
Good to hear from you.
Merry Christmas to you.
Merry Christmas to you.
I'm just, you know, sitting around listening to the show playing GTA.
Hey, man, I appreciate it.
Hey, man, thank you very much for calling.
Merry Christmas to you, there, man, Bear Pig.
And once again, member of the inner circle, member of the Capitalist Army, longtime listener.
Thank you very much for listening to me on this Christmas Eve, man.
Hope you're having a great Christmas Eve yourself.
Let's continue going.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Oh, no, no.
Absolutely freaking not.
No, absolutely not.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about, hey, we got Trump and Capitalist.
What's going on, Radio Graffiti?
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Happy Hanukkah.
Happy Quanta.
Happy everything from me and from everybody else.
And any social justice for you that's offended because I didn't say happy holidays.
I got a special holiday for you.
It's called Happy Kiss My Ass.
How are you doing, Ghost?
How are you doing, Trumpin?
Good to hear from you, man.
How are you celebrating your holiday today, man?
Well, I just came off an eight-hour shift to work.
Pretty exciting.
But now I'm home.
I'm relaxing.
I'm chilling here.
You know, just doing my thing, first night of Hanukkah.
She's great.
That's awesome, man.
So I understand that you guys in Hanukkah, y'all get eight gifts counting down to the last day on the menorah.
Am I correct?
Yep, that's correct.
So that's awesome.
So do you, is it just one gift per day, or it could be like three or four gifts a day?
It depends, like what kind of citizen you celebrate.
It could be one, it could be three or four to pass.
That's pretty awesome, man.
Hey, you wanted to make an announcement about your blog, correct?
Yeah.
Mind if I fire right?
Go right ahead, man.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, I am coming back.
I will be writing new blog posts, hopefully, within the next couple of days.
And I am also doing some blog posts on Pizzagate.
Now, some people say yay, some people say nay, some people say whatever.
But, you know, I'm going to be doing something special.
I'm going to be trying and linking the hysteria of the 1980s, the daycare hysteria of the 1980s, and see if I can connect that to the Pizzagate of today and see if there's any correlation between politicians, corporations, major businesses, whatever.
Because I believe that there is a connection between the 1980s daycare hysteria, as they call it, which I don't believe it's hysteria, it's true, and the Pizza Gate of today.
So what I'm looking for is for anybody with any sort of information, anybody who wants to do some research, anybody who wants to, you know, give me information, please DM me on my Twitter or my, send it to me over, yeah, send it to me over Twitter, and I will put it in the blog because this is going to be a nice blog post, and I want to make sure every single detail is there and no links are missing.
All right, Trump and man, and we're looking forward to it as well, man.
I mean, you were a great blogger.
I know that you, you know, you had a lot of time, you know, not a lot of time in the day.
I know you go to school, you work, but it's good to hear that you are going to be blogging again.
I thought you were a great independent journalist.
So I'm encouraged.
I hope that you do.
I hope that you continue to do so because it was some great work that you did, man.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Thank you for calling, Trump and happy Hanukkah to you.
I know that you celebrate Hanukkah, so happy Hanukkah.
And I hope that you have a good holiday.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
I don't mind killings.
I don't mind crime.
I don't mind drugs pouring across the border.
I don't mind big, beautiful Mexican pictures come into this country.
We need to watch Big Trouble China right now.
Shut up.
Don't you dare splice Donald Trump.
Don't you dare splice Donald Trump.
And not to mention, President Trump, I want to extend my apologies once again for being trolled into calling the Trump Tower.
I did not know, sir, that it was Trump Tower I was calling.
It was these goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
I didn't mean to do it, sir.
I mean, it's their fault.
It's their fault.
I didn't do anything.
They make me look stupid in front of you, Mr. Trump.
It was their fault.
And for you idiots that aren't aware, man, I mean, these morons had me call in episode number 417 the Trump Tower and made me look stupid.
Made me look stupid in front of President Trump.
Made me look ridiculous in front of President Donald Trump, and I'm the man that can't be made to look ridiculous.
Jesus Christ.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
And you shove that stupid Cleveland crap up your clogged up shit funnel.
How about 443 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost, it's Corn Blaster.
Just wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas.
Thank you for everything you do.
Big ups to Alfoxo Logo, Tub Guy, and Dark Razors.
Thank you much.
Hey, man, thank you very much.
Hey, man, Dark Razors.
Where the hell did that guy go?
I know he's stationed out there in Okinawa.
You know?
I guess he thinks he's too good for us now, that he's a military man.
You know, he's too good for true capitalist radio, huh?
He's too good for us now, even though he used to be a Brody.
FYI, you know.
Anyway, let's continue going.
How about 903, Radio Graffiti?
I don't like Christmas.
I hate Christmas.
You're a mean one.
I hate it.
Mr. Grinch.
I gotta stop Christmas.
Go ahead and get your operations.
Stop Christmas.
You're as happy as a town.
Hey, listen to me.
Look, that was a long time ago.
That was a long time ago.
I'm in the Christmas spirit now.
It's Christmas Eve.
I'm in the Christmas spirit.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Capitalist Army.
Merry Christmas, Inner Circle.
Merry Christmas, Trump Trade.
Merry Christmas, Donald Trump.
Good God, Merry Christmas, Donald Trump.
Merry Christmas.
I'm in the Christmas, goddamn freaking Merry Christmas.
Merry goddamn Christmas, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
How about Anonymous Radio Graffiti?
Shut up with the stupid Cleveland song.
Anonymous, or 818, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, is this me?
Yeah, it's you.
Hello?
Hey, ghosts, Amy Daly.
I want to tell you, Merry Christmas, and congratulations on your 600 shows.
And I mean, people appreciate how much work you put into this and how much effort put into it.
So I want to tell you, thank you.
And Merry Christmas, New Year's.
And I want to put an order in for that True Capitalist Radio Greatest Hits album.
I love you, ghost.
Oh, come.
Well, thanks a lot.
I mean, first of all, there is no greatest hits album.
But secondly, thank you very much, Amy Daly, for wishing me a Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you as well, and many more.
You know, of course, for you folks that aren't aware, Amy Daly is a Capitalist Army member, member of the Inner Circle.
I appreciate her presence.
She is a diligent researcher into the Inner Circle research team.
So much props.
Thank you very much for calling in there, Amy Daly.
I appreciate the kindness and cheers as well.
Cheers.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
We get it with your stupid Casio keyboard, ass crack.
We're very proud of you now.
How about 805 radio graffiti?
I got an 8-inch car.
Get nice and tired.
I think you can suck the cup right out of the car.
Get this sick twist.
Get off for Christ's sake.
Ruining My Christmas With Graffiti00:02:55
Sick, man.
Trying to ruin my Christmas Eve, you bastards.
617, radio graffiti.
Why are you such a fucking racist?
I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Why are you saying I'm a racist?
What comments did I make on Twitter about Jews?
You said you needed to gas them all.
I didn't say that, you stupid bar.
Get this idiot out of it.
Get him out of here.
I never said anything of the sort.
You're just trying to sit here and try to antagonize some crap.
Let me tell you something.
You're lucky not when we're not in the barroom because I beat the living bee Jesus out of you, boy.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
We got an anonymous radio graffiti.
One, two, three, four.
Stroking my lick of my sucking my cock.
It's the first time for you.
So here's what you do.
Unzip me and strip me and show me you care.
Don't go rapping out my pubic care.
Reach for my graph and I pull up my cock.
You can do it with ease.
Just get on your knees.
Stop licking and slurping.
My dick will get found.
Soon you'll be tasting spam.
Do it right now and don't bite now.
Drag your tongue across my meat.
If you give me hair, there's no need to spread.
But now you should know a blowjob can't be beat.
Faster now, deeper now, into your throat.
The secret is not the choke.
Take my shot by its paste, stuff the whole thing in your face.
The tie sucker my cock.
Oh, baby, you know, get this.
What kind of a Christmas carol was that?
What kind of a sick Christian was that?
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What the what?
Why?
Why would you write such a sick twisted crap?
Oh my God, that's horrible.
But I'm sorry, folks.
I mean, this is supposed to be Christmas Eve, man.
Drink To The Tards00:06:04
I'm sorry.
Look, folks, I'm sorry about that.
Oh, my God.
Give me the knife.
Give me the knife.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
How many minutes?
We got five minutes left.
Thank God.
I want my three hours on this Christmas Eve back now because of all this crap.
You understand that?
I mean, I was in the Christmas spirit.
You heard me at the beginning of the goddamn show for Christ's sake.
And look at what you got.
Look at what you got.
You son of a bitch.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
I don't even know why I even did this broadcast on a goddamn Christmas Eve.
You sons of bitches are out here.
You're ruining my Christmas spirit, man.
You're freaking ruining my goddamn Christmas spirit, man.
I just don't.
I don't need that right now.
I really do not need that at all.
Oh, my God.
You son of a bitch.
Oh, my God.
Let's just take a couple more callers here before we start whining things down here on this.
I don't even know what you.
What do you call this?
I don't even know what you call this anymore.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
A Helen Keller deaf mute hour for Christ's sake?
Anonymous radio goddamn graffiti.
559 Radio Graffiti.
Guy Sticky Engineer.
He's the best engineer to have ever engineered.
Oh, yeah, you think it's the best?
He's the best engineer?
Yes.
You should pay him extra for working on your holidays.
Thank you.
Oh, okay.
All right.
That's no problem.
As a matter of fact, you know, you know, let's drink to TARDS.
You know, after hearing that, let's drink the TARDS.
Let's have a drink to TARDS right now.
I'll drink to that.
And look, I think that we should have more retards on the earth.
You know, I'm not kidding around.
I mean, I think that we need more retarded people on the earth.
I mean, have you ever seen a retard, man?
I mean, they're innocent, for Christ's sake, man.
They're born innocent.
They're a genuine, sweet, happy, kid-minded person.
You know what I mean?
That's why I say, let's drink to TARDS.
Let's drink to TARDS one more time, all right?
Merry Christmas, happy TARDS!
I'm serious.
I actually have a soft spot in my heart for TARDS, man.
I'm not joking.
I'm not kidding around.
They're a special group of people.
If you've ever spent time with them, you know what I'm talking about.
They're magical.
They're magical.
All right.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Boat 73, radio graffiti.
Hey, wait, boat, boat, wait.
That was kind of loud, man.
Jesus Christ, you blew people's ears out of the freaking water, man.
Sorry, I didn't mean to click you off.
It was just kind of loud there.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
And we've been thinking a lot about this land.
Like, I mean, a lot.
Shut up, Fruit Bowl, all right?
I'm not ending it with some fruity-ass voice like that, for Christ's sake, all right?
Good God.
How about 413 Radio Graffiti?
Good God, man.
We only got about two minutes left.
We've got to end it on something here.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
All right, shut up, you stupid moron.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Jesus Christ, we can already see where this is going.
Anyway, come on, there's got to be one last caller here somewhere.
I can't find it.
I can't find him.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
You make my dick swell as a moaning yell.
Heed the warning when I scream.
Although your throat is sore, you'll have to open more.
Gaspy less my shoot my cream.
Slurp it up, lick it up, don't ever stop.
Swallow every last drop.
Now that you eat my meat, I'll never have to beat my meat.
Thanks for stroking my, thanks for licking my, thanks for sucking my car.
God damn it, kick this guy.
Give me a piece.
This is Christmas.
This is Christmas, James.
You are Christmas.
Oh my God, that's disgusting.
That's disgusting.
I got how could people make those kinds of carols?