Ghost celebrates True Capitalist Radio's 600th episode by rebranding from conservative to capitalist rhetoric, mocking liberals and promoting Trump as a revolutionary figure. He discusses the European migration crisis, links Islam to totalitarianism, and sarcastically critiques Carrie Fisher while debating meat-eating morality. The broadcast devolves into chaos when trolls trick Ghost into calling Trump Tower instead of a prostitute, prompting him to threaten erasing the episode due to offensive racial slurs and cyber vermin behavior during this chaotic milestone. [Automatically generated summary]
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
And you're tuning in with me on a very special Bowler Friday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, folks.
And of course, before we get into anything, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 417 of the True Capitalist Radio Show, but it is the 600th episode of all time.
Now, let me explain this, folks, for all you folks that are just coming along that haven't been around the show for a long time.
We've been around since 2008.
All right, 2008.
And we started off this broadcast as True Conservative Republican Radio.
And then I decided to drop Republican out of the damn name of the broadcast because as I stated, John Turncoat McCain and his nomination for the GOP for presidency was nothing more than a signification to me that the Republican Party had been hijacked by a bunch of damn liberal rhino pieces of Democrat trash.
And as history has shown, I was absolutely correct.
And then after a while, folks, because the conservative movement basically turned their backs on me, they basically went against everything that yours truly always, for whatever reason, took seriously, you know, the conservative principles, a conservative lifestyle.
The conservative movement just basically wiped their dairy airs on what exactly people used to view conservatism as.
And as a result of that, man, I decided to go ahead and drop True Conservative Radio.
And let me tell you, it still hurts that I'm no longer a conservative.
I can't believe that folks literally in the conservative movement turn their backs on the conservative principles.
But hey, you know what?
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
It is what it is.
And that's when, folks, I decided to change this broadcast into true capitalist radio because in essence, it doesn't matter what your politics are, if you're a capitalist, if you're one who believes in using your means, your creativity, your innovation, your productivity, whatever it takes to maintain capital, that's what makes you a capitalist.
To sustain your lifestyle or to carve out whatever destiny you wish to see for yourself, capitalism provides that vehicle for anybody to do so.
So as I stated, folks, that's the history of this broadcast.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Once again, this is episode number 417417 of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
It is the 600th episode of all time, folks.
We've been around here since 2008, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Almost 1,500 hours of broadcasted content.
And of course, folks, if you haven't done so, go to the official website of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
It is blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
Every one of my episodes is there to download.
It's time-dated and stamped.
Listen to all the episodes going back however far back you want to go, and you can see all the prognostications.
You can hear for yourself why they call me the prognosticator of prognosticators.
You know what I'm talking about?
Anyway, folks, I want to apologize for taking yesterday off.
And the only reason I did so is because I wanted to save the 600th episode for a Baller Friday.
I mean, it was just, you know, it's just something that you had to do.
I mean, it's the 600th episode of all time.
So with that being said, I like to conduct this broadcast in a free format style, folks, every Baller Friday.
And for you folks that are just tuning in, that are new to the show, that don't know what Baller Friday is, it is the time of the week that thus capitalists, us capitalists, look back at our weekly gains, at our labor that has produced capital.
However we are producing money, capital, net worth, we look back upon the week's work and bask in our success.
And we do that on Bowler Friday.
Of course, you can conduct yourself in your Baller Friday however you see fit.
I, for one, like to conduct myself in an alcoholic beverage, a libation.
You may not, you know, be of age or don't consume alcohol, so you can go ahead and partake in whatever vice that you love to partake in and bask in your success on this Baller Friday.
That's why we call this day Bowler Friday, baby.
That's what we do it, babies.
That's what we're doing.
Anyway, I see that folks are starting to receive the True Capitalist Radio Show Christmas card.
Celebrating Baller Friday Success00:14:25
For the folks that are in the inner circle, they got it absolutely free, personalized from yours truly and the TCR family.
Those that, you know, bought in, they're starting to receive theirs.
And I want to say thank everybody.
Everybody, no matter if you're in the inner circle or purchased a product which is always personalized or a shirt.
I want to say thank you all very much for doing so.
It means the world to me, the engineer, Mrs. Ghost, and of course Templeton.
And I want to say genuinely that this is one of the first Christmases in a very long time where I'm in the Christmas spirit, even though it's not very cold out here in San Hambonio, Texas.
But I feel the Christmas spirit because I feel that those of you that listen to this broadcast, whether you love me, hate me, or just don't give a crap about me, you're still listening and you're supporting.
And to be honest with you, that's what makes this Christmas more special to me because I believe that you folks out there that are listening are my friends and my family.
So I want to extend myself and my family to your family.
Merry Christmas.
Happy Hanukkah.
Merry Kwanzaa.
I don't know.
What do the Muslims do around this?
I don't know what the hell they're doing.
But whatever you're doing, I hope you're having a great holiday season.
You all deserve it, especially anybody who listens to this broadcast.
You all deserve it.
And I want to once again thank you all for listening, regardless of what your motives are for listening to this broadcast.
All right.
And before we get into anything else, I would like to remind everybody that the Ghosties, that's right, folks.
We're bringing back 2011 all over again.
We're bringing back 2011 all over again, folks.
We are conducting the Ghosties this New Year's Eve, baby.
That's right, folks.
We announced that yesterday on Twitter.
If you weren't following me, well, I strongly advise you all to follow me on Twitter right now.
PoliticsGhost is the name to follow.
All one word, no underscores.
Politics Ghost.
Let me go ahead and retweet my own tweet.
I don't know if that's pretty superficial or narcissistic or whatever, but who gives a crap?
I am retweeting the tweet that states the categories for the ghosties of 2016 that are being held on New Year's Eve, baby, on this broadcast.
We're going to be broadcasted live.
As well, we're going to be broadcasting live on Christmas Eve tomorrow as well, folks.
I want to remind everybody, tomorrow's Christmas Eve broadcast, if you want to kick back with us tomorrow evening, is going to start 6 p.m. Central Standard Time, okay?
6 p.m.
We're going to go three hours, so we're going to go 7, 8, 9 p.m.
Because, look, folks, I got to spend a little merry little Christmas with my family here.
And I like celebrating Christmas Eve.
It's a little bit more festive.
We have a late night dinner.
We have a late night festive event.
We're going to have some folks over here in my, let me tell you, the property that I'm renting here is an unbelievable home.
It's a great spread.
Unbelievable out here.
And we're going to be conducting ourselves after the broadcast.
So that's what I'm timing.
And I want to spend some time with my family out here on the internet.
So we are going to be broadcasting tomorrow.
All right.
Christmas Eve special with yours truly.
The engineer is going to be here.
You're going to be here, right?
Yeah, man.
Yeah, the engineer's going to be here.
And we're going to broadcast tomorrow, a very Christmas Eve special.
I mean, I'm looking forward to it.
Got some things planned out.
If you all remember last year's Christmas Eve, y'all remember that?
Oh, not last year.
It's the last time, I should say.
Jesus Christ, it seems like last year, but it was in 2011.
Good God.
It was in 2011.
Anyway, folks, once again, we are going to conduct ourselves tomorrow once again for Christmas Eve special.
And I want to re-announce what I was getting at, the Ghosties Awards.
All right, the Ghosties Awards will be held on New Year's Eve on this broadcast.
And for you folks that are unaware, I just retweeted the tweet right now for you all to click on the paste bin in which I name the categories of Ghosties 2016.
Let me go ahead and read them off.
Go ahead and give me that list, engineer.
All right, now, while the engineer is looking for the list for the Ghosties 2016, I would like to remind everybody that it's going to be a little different this year.
If you happen to win a Ghostie, all right, if you do win, we'll give you the option of us mailing you an actual Ghostie kind of a certificate.
I mean, that literally certifies and signifies that you won whatever category of the Ghosties.
There's going to be a nice graphic on it.
It's going to be pretty cool.
And we're just going to go ahead and mail it to you.
It's going to be signed by yours truly.
So it's technically like you're getting a free autograph.
I mean, it's exclusive stuff.
Whoever wins, you know, will receive it.
All right?
Whoever wins will receive it.
Now, before I get to the categories, I would like to remind everybody that there's still time from now until New Year's Eve to continue to put yourself in a position to potentially win in any of these categories.
So don't think that you're out.
2016 is not over yet.
That's why we have the Ghosties on New Year's Eve.
So let's go ahead and get to the categories for this year's Ghosties 2016, folks, okay?
And I'm sorry that we're not getting to the markets right away and doing those types of things.
This is a Baller Friday.
This is 600th episode.
I'm going to open up the phone lines here in a little bit.
I want to hear from you.
We're going to have a great time today, tomorrow.
It's Christmas time, man.
Don't you feel the Christmas spirit?
I'm broadcasting to my friends.
I'm broadcasting to my family out here.
Anyway, folks, sorry.
Without any further ado, let's go ahead and discuss the categories for the Ghosties 2016.
First category is best shout-out name.
This is a category for those that made a shout-out name during the Twitter shout-out component of the broadcast and literally lived on throughout the year.
And that could mean not necessarily lived on in a perpetual shout-out sense, but lived on as a lulzy name that went beyond an instantaneous, heh, you understand what I'm talking about?
I mean, it's something that just, you know, I don't want to give away too many that I'm eyeballing now, but you know, some of them that have been, you know, tweeted out out here that have literally stood the test of time.
And they're on YouTube.
They're on all these video sites.
It's, you know, all this other.
So that's what we're doing in this category.
Best shout-out name.
So if you think you've got it, or you still think you've got it, or have you had it, what you can do is to nominate anybody you want in the contest.
All right, under the hashtag Ghosties16.
That's hashtag G-H-O-S-T-I-E-S 16.
Under the hashtag Ghosties16, that is our hashtag.
If you want to nominate anybody for the Ghosties, if you happen to be somebody who thinks that you belong in the category, go ahead, put yourself in that hashtag trend, and let's see how many folks that we can get in these categories out here.
Of course, best shout-out name is the first category in the Ghosties.
And listen, it's going to be a toughie on that one.
And as a matter of fact, folks, I'm not trying to sound liberal here by trying to give losers winning prizes to anything of that capacity, but there are going to be many honorable mentions in a lot of these categories because even though they may not have won per se, they definitely deserve some level of recognition.
So without any further ado, that was the first category, best shout-out name.
The second category, best remix, best remix that is related to the broadcast, folks, and this is a remix, or it could be original song.
I mean, who knows that is related to the show, that, of course, has stood the test of time, that is widely known about, or at least widely known amongst the demographic of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast listeners.
So this is that category at this point in time.
All right, best remix.
Next category is best audio splice.
Best audio splice.
Now, I think this is self-explanatory because you assholes, splice me all the damn time.
And of course, this best audio splice kind of runs along the same theme as the last couple of categories that I just discussed.
Has to run the test of time, has to be widely accepted or at least not necessarily accepted, but at least accepted as a very, very lulzy with much continuity type of a remix, if that makes any kind of a sense.
All right, but once again, best audio splice.
Let's continue with the categories here.
Next category is best fail troll.
Best fail troll.
Now, everybody, we got a lot of trolls out here.
Some good ones, a lot of very, very bad ones.
A lot of very, very bad ones.
So what we're going to do is we're actually going to give an auto.
We're going to give a damn award.
We're going to give a award to the freaking best fail troll of 2016 on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And I could already sense some failed trolls getting their sphincters puckered, just having an idea, thinking that they may be a winner in this damn category.
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Let's get to the next category.
Best trans-testicle, folks.
Now, you know, as well as I, this community, as far as this show is concerned, me in general, I attract a lot of transsexuals for whatever reason.
I still can't explain it.
I personally believe that they actually want a real man.
They can sense it in this broadcast.
When they hear the manly dominance and the manly linguistics in my voice, for Christ's sake, it's just something that can't be replicated.
It's something that can't be duplicated.
It's something that can't be heard out here in society.
And if they do hear it, it's like a freaking endangered species out here.
Anyway, with that being said, we do have a lot of trans-testicles or trannies.
These are, I guess, male to female.
I mean, do we have any female to male?
I don't know what that, I haven't heard many of those come out.
We could have some male to female.
But anyway, best transsexual of the show.
That is a category, folks, and there's many of them.
So go ahead and nominate whoever you want to nominate once again.
Hashtag ghosties16.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We've got the best Mexican.
That's right.
The best Mexican.
Now, we all know if you remember the 2011 Ghosties, Asho was best Mexican of 2011.
And I think that people out here are assuming that there's no Mexicans that are out here listening to the broadcast.
There's a lot of Mexicans out here.
We got a lot of Mexicans listening to the broadcast.
And when I mean Mexicans, I don't just mean like Mexican Americans.
I'm going to go ahead and incorporate all Latinos into this category.
So if you happen to be a Dominican, a Puerto Rican, a Cuban, anything from South America, we're going to go ahead and incorporate you into this category as well.
So Asho has got some competition out here.
All right.
That show's got some competition.
Now, let's go to the next category.
We got best black guy, best black guy.
Now, we've had a few black guys on this broadcast, folks.
And, you know, we're going to go ahead and try to pick the best black guy that has been on this broadcast or made himself a present or herself a presence.
Because, hey, I guess they could be best black girl, too, I guess.
I'm not sure.
Anyway, the bottom line is we're going to name whoever the best black is, I should say, the best black out here for 2016 for the 2016 Ghosties.
That's what we're going to be doing.
Best Black.
All right.
Now, the next category, folks, and listen, I mean, this was a category 2011.
And let me tell you, the Bronies, they bought a lot of pona fide capitalist merch, solidified themselves as being a real deal.
So we're going to go ahead and give a Ghostie award to the best Brony.
Announcing TCR Troll of the Year00:07:34
That's right.
We're going to get a goddamn Ghostie Award after the best damn Brony.
And let me tell you, there's a lot of competition out here amongst the Bronies.
I can already see it commiserating in the social media fields out here.
There is a lot of competition.
People want to be that best Brony.
People want to be that best Brony, for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you, you know, I'm not trying to give anything away, but just to reiterate that, you know, there's more than one Mexican that's capable of winning this.
I mean, the Brony Network, he's a Brony, and he's a Mexican.
I mean, you know, who knows?
I mean, weird things can happen.
I mean, he could get best Mexican and Best Brony.
I mean, you never know.
I mean, it's that crazy.
I mean, we can have multiple award winners here.
I'm not joking.
So anyway, let me go ahead and continue on, shall we?
We've got best brony going on, and of course, that encapsulates a Brony that is a major component to the broadcast in some capacity.
And there is a lot of people that are able and capable of being the winner of this category.
So once again, let's continue going.
We've got the most memorable meme of the year.
Now, this was also a category in 2011 going to show you that we've been meme soldiers for a long period of time out here in the True Capitalist Radio Show.
Best meme of the year, folks.
This is a meme that was probably, it has to be started from the show.
And it has to be something that has stood the test of time, something that has incorporated an element of trolliness, maybe with an element of some of the truck train meme soldier type capacity.
Whatever it was, you can nominate that right now.
Hashtag Ghosties16.
Once again, folks, this year's Ghosties is going to happen this New Year's Eve on this broadcast right here, the one that you are currently listening to.
Let's continue going, shall we?
All right.
Now, the next category is worst TCR character of the year.
All right.
Now, this is another thing that could happen.
We could have somebody that is best failed troll or best fail troll and worst TCR character potentially winning both categories here.
I'm serious, man.
There's some major competition in 2016 Ghosties.
I'm not joking around.
I'm not joking around, man.
I'm not kidding.
A lot of things could happen.
It could get wacky.
It could get weird on New Year's Eve.
So that's why you've got to listen.
All right.
Worst TCR character of the year.
Now we're getting into the final categories, folks, in which these are the categories that everybody wants.
It's a prestigious category.
Everybody wants to be these last final categories, and I don't blame them.
The next category is TCR Fan of the Year.
This is a true capitalist radio fan of the year that is somebody who is a true fan of the broadcast in a variety of different capacities.
There's a whole array of different components that could be factors in who's going to win this particular category.
So if you feel that you are the TCR fan of the year, nominate yourself, nominate someone, nominate someone as a TCR fan of the year, and let's just put them in the category.
We're going to keep on going.
I'm serious.
I mean, that is an honor prestige to have to be TCR fan of the year, in my personal opinion.
I think it is.
I think it is.
Anyway, let's get to the next one.
This is a prestigious award as it pertains to the troll community.
Because this show has been a part of the troll community for a long, goddamn time, whether I liked it or not.
All right.
But this next category is TCR Troll of the Year.
Troll of the Year.
I mean, this is a prestigious award.
This is a major award for a damn troll out here.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, what better thing to put on your troll resume than being TCR Troll of the Year?
I'm serious.
I'm not joking around.
I'm not joking around.
And last but not least, folks, last but not least, Capitalist of the Year.
That's right.
Capitalist of the Year of True Capitalist Radio 2016.
That is the final award for the Ghosties.
Now, I wanted to add one more category, folks, because I'm aware that there are at least six or seven different chat rooms of groups of individuals that listen to this broadcast and chat in chat rooms.
I believe that there is a brony chat room.
I'm aware that there's a Discord chat room.
I'm aware that there's a Steam Chat chat room.
As a matter of fact, much props to the Steam Chat.
They sent me a digital Christmas card signed by them.
Thank you very much, folks, in the Steam chat.
I know there's a tiny chat, and I know there's like, I think Tub Guys got a chat.
There's a lot of chats out here.
I'm starting to think that maybe we should add one more category, just one last one for Best Chat Room of 2016, because we don't have a chat room anymore.
You know, we don't have a chat room anymore.
The reason is because I would like for folks to take it upon themselves to have their own chat rooms so that they can moderate their own folks and talk about what they want to talk about in there.
You can't do it in one centralized chat room, especially when you've got like 50 or 60,000 live listeners on a consistent basis.
And the chat room that the one that I could only host probably can only host about 500 or 1,000 people in the chat room.
And the last time we did that, folks, in 2011, 2010, it was a spam hole madhouse.
And we just, we ain't got time for that.
You know what I'm saying?
We ain't got time for that.
Anyway, folks, once again, Best TCR Chat Room 2016 is a new category.
And that, my friends, is it for the categories.
Once again, go to my Twitter account right now, PoliticsGhost.
All one word, no underscores.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow here.
I just retweeted the tweet in which I tweeted, what was it, yesterday, the Pastebin link describing and highlighting all the Ghostie awards available.
The only one I didn't put in there was Best Chat Room.
So we're going to go ahead and we're going to add that to the category as well, folks.
So the only thing that's missing in that paste bin, the paste bin, is called TCR Ghosties 2016.
And you can find it at pastebin.com.
You can search for it if you're a little wary about clicking the paste bin.
It is the TCR Ghosties 2016.
And all the categories are there, folks.
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I'm really looking forward to it.
I hope that you're looking forward to it.
I know there's a lot of folks already.
I'm looking at the Ghosties 16 hashtag.
And once again, if you want to nominate folks, that's what you do.
Put it in the hashtag Ghosties16.
Hashtag Ghosties16.
And we're going to go ahead and, you know, we're going to just go ahead and monitor that as we continue to broadcast throughout the year until New Year's Eve.
So I hope you folks are very excited about it.
I am.
I'm also excited about tomorrow's broadcast, Christmas Eve.
And I hope that you are too, because I'm in the Christmas spirit.
All right?
I'm not kidding around.
I'm in the Christmas spirit.
And you want to know what put me in the Christmas spirit?
You guys did.
You know, I'm out here.
I'm literally putting in Christmas cards in the envelopes.
I hadn't done that in like 15 plus years, for Christ's sake, man.
You know, we had a Christmas party here with the engineer, Mrs. Ghost, and Templeton.
You know, we took the picture.
It was just great.
I'm in the Christmas spirit.
I love it, man.
I love it.
I'm loving this stuff, man.
I'm in the Christmas spirit.
I mean, I almost want to go out caroling for Christ's sake.
I almost want to, but, you know, San Hambonia was kind of an unsafe city to do that, so I'm not going to necessarily do that.
But I wish carolers would come to my house and be like, we wish you a Merry Christmas.
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
Mama, my, my, mama.
I mean, come on, man.
I'm in the Christmas spirit out here, man.
I mean, I'm on a freaking watch.
It's a wonderful life for the next 24, 48 hours.
You understand that?
Have y'all ever seen that movie?
Or has the left already subjugated that movie into oblivion?
It's a wonderful life, man.
It used to be a Christmas staple.
Jimmy Stewart, for Christ's sake, man.
Jimmy Stewart.
You know, Jimmy Stewart.
Anyway, folks, I'm the Christmas spirit.
I hope that you are too, for Christ's sake.
I want to make this into a free format edition right off the bat.
So go ahead and give me a call right now on this Christmas Eve Eve edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
And of course, it's Baller Friday.
And we're going to go ahead and just open up the phone lines.
Give me a call right now, 563-999-3791.
The number to call again is 563-999-3791 is the number to call here.
We're going to discuss anything you want to discuss, anything you want to talk about.
We'll go ahead and discuss it right now on this Baller Friday 600th episode special edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
Do we got any people on the Horn Air Engineer?
All right, we're going to go ahead and take some callers here, folks, because I'm feeling great.
I'm in the Christmas spirit.
You know, have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.
Make the Yuletide fagin after all your troubles will be over.
Or something like that.
I don't know.
I haven't sang a song.
I haven't sang a Christmas carol in a long time.
I haven't sang a Christmas carol in a long time.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and take some callers here.
I want to hear from you on this Baller Friday.
All right.
People are actually nominating Poll on 4chan.
Are you kidding me?
As Best Chat Room Poll actually wants an award.
Poll over here.
What's going on, a poll?
Let's take some calls here to see what people have to say.
We're discussing anything you want to discuss here.
So let's go ahead and take some callers right now.
All right.
What do we got going on here?
A lot of people in the anonymous section.
So we're going to skip over those folks because they're probably going to do some prank calling nonsense.
We want to hear from some people.
I think we got distilling capitalists out in Australia, man.
Are you there, Distilling?
You better believe I am, mate.
Hey, how you doing, Distilling?
Merry Christmas to you.
And I saw your tweet.
You were out there.
I believe you were fishing out there in the Outback.
Am I correct?
Or were you hunting?
Discussing Islamic Terrorism in Australia00:04:12
It wasn't the Outback.
It was actually the coastal city of Newcastle where I live.
It's the second biggest city in the state.
But anyway, yeah, man.
I've just finished work for the year.
I'm on holidays.
This is my first day of holidays.
It's Christmas Eve over here already.
So I'm just chilling.
Wow, it's already Christmas Eve in Australia.
How's the Christmas spirit out there, man?
Are you feeling out there?
Is there a lot of Yuletide?
Man, as I drive up and down the streets of Newcastle, all I'm seeing is Christmas decorations on houses.
There's lights everywhere.
Yeah, man, everyone's really getting into it over here.
But the reason I'm calling, mate, is a little bit less cheerful.
When I was speaking to you the other day regarding the DNS blocking and the internet thing, you actually hung up on me before I got to get to my second point, which is over here, we've actually had a terrorist bombing in the Australian church or Christian Commission or whatever the hell it was there in Canberra.
So it looks like some all our snack bar type situation where we've had some asshole in a truck loaded with gas bottles has actually rammed into that building.
I don't think anyone was killed, but yeah, not real good.
Wow, so you are now seeing terrorist acts in Australia.
Well, it's the second major one that we've ever had, man.
So, you know, I think this Liberal government's just letting them in by the truckful and yeah, it's not helping us at all.
And I'm I'm only guesstimating based on the geography if it obviously if it's Islam related, they're coming from Bali and that sort of that Indonesian area or the Indo-China area, if I'm not mistaken.
It would be the Abu Saif and those groups.
If this happens to be Islam and if they're hitting up something Christian related, obviously it's Islam related in my opinion.
Would that be the major source of anything potential like that?
I had never heard of anything like that in Australia.
Well, believe it or not, mate, we're actually this fucking Liberal government, man, I'm telling you, they're screwing us.
They're letting in people from the Middle East more more than Asia now.
We get used to get a lot of boats in sort of thing from Asia.
However, they're actually willingly shipping in.
It's like the Germany situation.
They're willingly bringing them in from the Middle East and it's just fucking us, mate.
So, I swear on the show.
But, yeah, I'll call it how it is.
So, they are bringing in wild jehudis from the Middle East and North Africa and that sort of thing.
You're seeing these people out there in Australia, like you said, much like a Germany, Paris, France situation.
Yes, they are, mate.
Oh, man.
Well, where are people going to run to, man?
I mean, this is not good.
I mean, we're seeing Islamic terrorism hit the shores of Australia.
I mean, I think they're purposely plaguing the world with this disease that is radical Islam.
And like, as I stated, the only reason that they do this, and you just alluded to a liberal government being in charge out there in Australia, they're doing this in hopes of trying to instigate a martial law situation, totalitarianism, and more power to the government, more power to the state.
And we all know that Islam is subservient when you put the iron fist on them.
The case in point is the secular governments that were in control of the Middle East, like Saddam with Iraq, Mubarak with Egypt, Bashar al-Assad is barely holding on to Syria, Gaddafi and Libya.
And now that we've destabilized this whole area, we've caused this supposed refugee crisis, and now it's hitting the shores of Australia.
Yeah, man.
Anyway, let's switch gears.
Comparing Refugee Crises Globally00:13:43
I was just wondering, in relation to your ghostly show, I was just hoping maybe you could add a category for me.
Investigative Journalist of the Year, I think, would be really useful.
I mean, we do have a whole lot of us that listen to the show that are actually in that game.
So, I mean, it's your show, it's your call, but that's something that I think might be good.
You know what?
Thank you very much for suggesting that.
I may just do that.
You're absolutely correct about the best investigative journalist of the year.
Absolutely.
I will definitely do that.
As a matter of fact, let's go ahead and make that official now.
Engineer, mark that down.
Best investigative journalist of the year, TCR Journalist of the Year 2016.
That's awesome.
And let me tell you, thank Distilling for bringing that up.
Thank you very much, sir.
No worries, mate.
Happy to do it.
Also, I know it may still be a sore point, but would the betrayal series of splices maybe be in for the meme of the year, possibly?
Is that something that might qualify?
Well, yeah, anything can qualify.
I mean, all you've got to do is just nominate it.
People just nominate it.
I can take that in consideration.
The engineer takes that into consideration.
We, you know, there's a bunch of factors that come into play as it pertains to the winner of these awards.
But yeah, anything is open game as it pertains to any of these categories, as long as they fit into the category in general.
Okay, buddy.
Well, I'm going to get off the line now.
I'll let some other people in.
So, mate, have yourself a merry little Christmas there, and I will probably be on the show tomorrow.
It'll be Christmas Day here, but you know what?
I've called it every other day, so why not?
Hey, thank you very much there, Distilling, and Merry Christmas to you since you're already in the Christmas Eve day or evening out there in Australia.
Merry Christmas to yourself.
Thank you very much for calling in.
I appreciate you not only being a fan, an inner circle member, but a listener as well, man.
Appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
Let's continue going on this free format Bowler Friday edition of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
Once again, I think we're going to add a category, not only the best chat room, but best investigative journalist, because that was a big component, a key component to a lot of the information that was disseminated through not only this show, but a lot of the listeners in the inner circle of this broadcast.
We were able to get a lot of things unearthed.
And to be completely honest with you, a lot of the folks that broke a lot of information that became viral never really got the credit that they deserved.
And I think this is a good time, especially during the ghosties, to go ahead and put some spotlights on the folks that actually founded the information that ended up becoming viral.
And I think they deserve the credit for that at this point in time.
I mean, independent investigative journalism is a lot of spotlight per se.
But a lot of the individuals who do this are motivated more by exposing the truth, exposing the hypocrisy as opposed to getting any kind of credit to any capacity.
Anyway, let's continue going, folks.
And once again, I thank you, folks, for tweeting at me the pictures of the Capitalist Family Christmas card.
I appreciate that you folks got them.
Once again, Merry Christmas, man.
I'm telling you, I'm in the Christmas spirit on this Baller Friday.
I can't reiterate it.
And not to mention, it's the 600th episode of all time, man.
Let's do 600 more.
Do 600 goddamn more for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's continue going on here.
I think we got Tom on the horn, an inner circle member, Capitalist Army member.
Tom, what's going on, man?
Good to see you.
Hey, good to see you, ghost.
How are you doing tonight?
Congratulations on.
Hey, thank you very much.
And I'm not doing too bad.
How about yourself, man?
Oh, I'm doing very well.
Snow White and I just wanted to wish Merry Christmas to you and the family.
And, you know, here in the Christmas season, think about what we're thankful for.
We're thankful that Donald Trump won, that America has a chance for the future.
And I think I can speak for the entire capitalist army and definitely the inner circle when I say we're thankful that you came back to do this, the sacrifice you've made with your time and commitment to this, and all you've done to help spread the word.
And I want to know it's really made a difference.
And you touched a lot of people, which I think you know from the stories you've heard, but it deserves repeating.
And thank you for that in this holiday season.
Hey, thank you, and thank the rest of the inner circle members and everybody else a part of the Capitalist Army.
I had to come back.
There was no other choice, even if I put my own financial situation at risk, because once again, if you do anything against the government, they could easily send wings of IRS agents after you.
And I mean, just all kinds of mess.
But in essence, we prevailed.
We won the war, or excuse me, we won the battle.
We have not won the war yet because they are still trying to do unscrupulous things in an attempt to, if not thwart the presidency of Donald Trump, at least sabotage it.
So we have to be vigilant.
We have to make sure that Donald Trump does make America great again.
This is a capitalist revolution right before your eyes.
And I think that we're going to see the economy metamorphosis into something more productive.
The only thing that's going to stop us are these bureaucrats that don't want to change the status quo.
But once again, thank you.
Merry Christmas to you.
Merry Christmas to your better half, Snow White.
And thank you very much for being a fan, an inner circle member, and, of course, a close confidant in the inner circle.
I appreciate the dialogues we have, that sort of thing.
So, thank you very much, Tom.
Thank you.
Have a good night, Ghost.
Well, do you want to discuss something, man?
I didn't mean for that for you to be your ex-I don't want to say.
Well, that's fine.
If I was going to talk about something since we're talking about things, I think it's interesting to see how the left is responding to Putin today.
Yesterday, apparently, Trump was the biggest pushover to Russia in the history of mankind.
And today, he's a homicidal maniac.
And the thing I love about Trump best is how he unhinges the other side who just don't know how to deal with him.
And I hope the next four years act exactly like this because they're just making complete idiots out of themselves.
The only other things I'd add beyond that is from now on, I think it's going to be the DHS agents getting the dipping, if you know what I mean.
I think between all the people in the inner circle, PCR, Poll, all these organizations, we've shown them people make a difference.
And last thing, just give a shout-out to the inner circle, Mark Montec, Sergeant Yoda, Kimmy Kaplis, Destaline Kaplis, Cuck Lives Matter, and, of course, my better half, Snow White, who is very happy to be listening to the show and says you need to have a category for women, too.
So, that's all I got.
Hey, man, thank you very much, Tom, and I appreciate it.
And you're absolutely right.
I hope that it continues to choke the whole damn lot of liberals for the next four years.
And let me tell you, we had to pallet eight years of Obama kamikazeing this damn country down the toilet.
He's still doing it.
He hasn't even left yet, and he's still doing it.
Have you heard this crap?
Got rid of the damn Muslim 9-11 registry, excuse me.
Of course, there was a lot of Muslims in that 9-11 registry, and he just got rid of it.
Who cares about terrorist actions on American soil?
And at the same time, folks, he abstained from the Security Council's resolution vote against the Israeli settlements in Israel today, which was some really unprecedented news.
It seems as if the UN is taking a stand against Israel and its extended ambitions into increasing settlements along the West Bank and other areas in which it is deemed not Israel's property, per se.
So the United Nations is basically telling Israel to stop, and I think it's a rather precarious situation in the making, to say the least.
But Trump today said that when he's in charge, the United Nations, it's going to be a whole different ballgame when he's in charge.
And look, I've been saying this ever since I came back to the broadcast.
It's going to be a whole other different ballgame.
This man is going to assert America as the dominant superpower in this country.
And Tom was right.
Yesterday, they were talking about Trump being the biggest pushover to Russia and that this man is literally bowing down to Putin today.
Putin gives this man a letter.
I don't know if you all saw the letter to Trump.
Literally, Putin says, listen, I'm willing to negotiate.
I want bilateral negotiations with the United States.
I'm willing to go to the United States to meet with you.
So as a result, folks, now the liberals are going mad.
He made some comments about nuclear weapons, about building up our nuclear arsenal.
And, of course, that's scaring the bejesus out of liberals, which I find ironic.
I mean, we're taking a defense through strength strategy by building up our nuclear arsenal without necessarily being belligerent towards anybody in the international community.
But lo and behold, what was it, what, three or four weeks ago, these same liberals who are now shaking their boots at Donald Trump wanting to expand America's nuclear arsenal, these are the same people that wanted to directly confront Russia in a nuclear confrontation, for Christ's sake, man.
So that just goes to show you how looney-tunes these damn liberals are out here.
All right?
I'm serious.
I'm not joking around.
I mean, it just goes to show you.
So, in my personal opinion, I think that Putin, I mean, this was beyond an olive branch by Putin saying, hey, I want bilateral relations with the United States again.
Let's open up trade again.
Let's do things like we used to again.
And Donald Trump is open for it.
He's a businessman.
He negotiates.
Why do you think he's willing to, not necessarily he himself sit down with Kim Jong-un, but send somebody out there to negotiate with Kim Jong-un?
Kim Jong-un is just pissed off because he wants more money.
And the reason he wants more money, he feels like he's entitled to it under the 1994 joint framework agreement that was signed into international law, or actually international contract, I should say, by Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton went against the six-party talks, I believe it was, with North Korea.
It was a unilateral discussion in which the six countries that were a part of the six-party talks would unilaterally sit down with the North Korean delegation in an attempt to negotiate with them to stop nuclear proliferation, that sort of thing.
Lo and behold, when Bill Clinton came into power in 94, he just literally broke against the six-party talks and bilaterally negotiated a deal with Kim Il-sung, which was Kim Jong-il's father, which is Kim Jung-un's grandfather.
They negotiated a nuclear deal in which they would not pursue nuclear enrichment in North Korea if the United States gave them money and gave them all kinds of things.
I mean, if you read the Joint Framework Agreement of 1994, I mean, the United States promised the North Koreans that they were going to build their electrical grid system.
They, I mean, literally talked a lot, just a lot about money and annual payments.
I mean, literally, we've been paying North Korea to not build weapons for a long period of time.
And that pretty much stopped when George W. Bush came into power.
I don't know if y'all remember the first year George W. Bush came into power, the North Koreans, Kim Jong-il, kicked out the IAEA and the UN inspectors and decided to turn on his nuclear reactors.
And ever since then, they've been enriching nuclear material.
The problem is that they don't have a solid delivery system in which they can deliver those nuclear weapons.
Hence, that's why Kim Jong-un has been shooting off bottle rockets and trying to claim that they're ballistic missiles in an attempt to try to test for a legitimate delivery system, and he hasn't been able to do so.
Analyzing North Korea Payments00:16:12
All right?
So anyway, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs, shall we, folks?
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Let's get to some Twitter shout-outs.
And if you want a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast on this Baller Friday 600th episode edition, all you got to do is go to my Twitter account right now and retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live.
That's right.
Retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live.
And I'll give you a Twitter shout-out live right here on the broadcast right here and now.
Do we have any Twitter shout-outs, Engineer?
Well, all right.
Well, let's go ahead and get to some Twitter shout-outs right now.
And before I get to Twitter shout-outs, folks, once again, we are going to have a Christmas Eve special tomorrow, 6 p.m. Central Standard Texas American Time, all right?
6 p.m., 6 p.m. Central Standard U.S. American Texas Time, baby.
So be here tomorrow.
It'll be a night to remember.
All right, let's get to some Twitter shout-outs.
We've got King Ed Undead in the house.
We got Foot Fetish Friday.
Jesus Christ.
We've got Old St. Nicholas.
Jesus Christ.
I can already see where this is going.
What's going on to Sergeant Yoda?
What's going on to Tom and Snow White out there?
How you doing?
We got the Brony Network in the house.
General Capitalist in the place.
Gabe the 13th.
Danny Boy.
Trans Mrs. Goat.
Yeah, shut up, you stupid moron.
Don't even go there, ass crack.
Don't even go there.
Let me see.
We got the trans gun.
Oh, great.
Put a freaking pair of balls on a gun.
That's great.
Good God.
Enough of the trans crap, all right?
We've got Distilling Capitalist.
What's going on, man?
We just heard you on the broadcast, man.
How are you doing?
Who else do we got going on over here?
We got a lot of people retweeting the tweets here, folks.
We can definitely tell that there's a lot of people listening to the broadcast.
We got Free Zorg in the place.
What's going on, Free Zorg?
We got Swaggy McMuscle Maze.
What's going on?
We got, I'm not saying that disgusted freaking name.
You guys are getting disgusted with these names.
I'm not going to goddamn say them.
Do you understand me, boy?
Do you understand me, boy?
Jesus Christ.
I heart Carrie Fisher.
Oh, man.
And for you guys that are unaware, Carrie Fisher has been reportedly, at least it was for about 20 minutes ago, she was reportedly having a heart attack in an LA-bound flight.
So, yeah, she may or may not make it.
And it's ironic because wasn't she talking garbage about Donald Trump being some kind of a cokehead or something?
And her saying, hey, I know cokeheads, and I can definitely tell you Donald Trump is a cokehead.
Well, look at you now, Miss Cokehead, all right?
Look at you now.
Your heart's like, no, I don't think so, Carrie.
You've used and abused me, and it's time to go.
Anyway, we got Burn Castle Witch.
What's going on, man?
We got Teutonic for Best Betrayal.
Oh, geez.
Are you all pitching during the goddamn shout-outs?
Are you kidding me?
You're nominating during the shout-outs.
Good God.
Look, if you want to nominate somebody, put it in hashtag Ghosties16, please.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
We got Dank McGrank.
We got Return of the Dead Eyes in the place.
Who else do we have going on here?
We got Making Chocolate Pudding for Christ.
What the hell does that mean?
Are you trying to make fun of like Bill Cosby or something?
You put the pudding in the pudding and shut up.
We got Stay Off My Turf in the place.
727 Caller.
We've got, I'm not going to say that.
Receding hairline.
Is that really an account?
There's a picture of a balding receding hairline.
Jesus Christ.
You guys are sick, man.
We got Scarlet Moon, who got the first number one pona fide capitalist autograph.
And that was because that was the first person that ordered.
So Scarlet Moon is definitely a brony, I guess.
Worst TCR is Ghost.
Shut up, you idiot.
Why are you listening?
If I'm the worst TCR character, you ass crack.
We got Big Tough Capitalist in the house.
There's Twilly Atkins.
Jesus Christ.
I wonder if Twilly Atkins is trying to nominate.
I don't even want to go there.
Let's move on, all right?
Let's continue going.
Once again, you want a Twitter shout-out?
Just retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live on my Twitter account.
Of course, the Twitter account is PoliticsGhost.
All one word, no underscores, Politics, Ghost.
Let's continue going, shall we?
Good God here.
We got a lot of people.
We got the MySpace Mexican in the place.
What's going on?
We got Maduro happy quit.
Jesus.
Don't even go there.
Maduro, Happy Christmas.
Folks, you understand, in Venezuela, the state, the socialist state, the communist state, is telling their citizens to tell their children that Santa Claus isn't coming this year.
How do you like that?
How do you like the state telling you to tell your child that Santa Claus isn't coming this year because there ain't no toys?
There's not even any food.
There's not even dogs and cats anymore because they ate them.
They ate them.
So that's socialism.
That's communism for your ass right there.
I know that you dumbass leftist liberals don't want to hear that.
You don't want to see that.
You don't want to talk about it.
But that's real, all right?
Nicholas Maduro, Venezuela, look about it.
Read about it.
All right?
It's happening.
That's what happens in socialism.
Shortage.
All right?
A complete scarcity of actual commodities.
I mean, that's socialism, folks.
Good God.
Good God.
We got Godzilla in the place.
What's going on?
Jesus Christ.
We've got DuckTales Reboot 2017.
Man, I think they're going to ruin DuckTales, to be honest with you.
I don't like this reboot.
I don't like the fruit bowls that are doing the voices.
And I just, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I think they're going to fruit it up.
I think they're going to liberal it up.
It's going to smell like dirty liberal butt crack.
And I don't want to have anything to do with it.
I don't think that DuckTales 2017 is going to be worth the crap.
Now, I hope I'm wrong, but I doubt it.
Jesus Christ.
And there's German the gay frog.
Oh, God.
She's a stupid frog, for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you, man.
Once again, retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live.
I'll give you a Twitter shout-out live right here with the broadcast.
What's going on to veteran capitalists in the house?
What's going on, man?
The Smiler in the place.
Who else do we have going on over here?
Best Tohu category?
No.
No, no, no.
We've got Jellyfish Capitalist, Vinyl Atkins, whatever the hell that means.
We got Caleb the Capitalist.
We got the Neon Knight in the house.
Ghost is G's letter.
What the hell are you talking about?
As a matter of fact, I thought G was dead.
He's not dead.
Okay, I just want to reiterate that.
I thought G was dead.
I thought he killed himself or something.
You know, because, I mean, I don't know what the hell, you know, maybe he's going to win an award.
I don't know, because I don't know what the hell's going on with G.
He informed me that he's not dead.
He's alive and well, and I don't know, playing Undertale or something.
I don't know.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We got Remington in the house.
What's going on to Remington?
And by the way, G is not out of the inner circle.
I just want to reiterate that.
He just, you know, he obviously is a little embarrassed and he just doesn't want to come around for a while.
But he's more than welcome to come back around again.
All right.
So, G, if you're listening, you know, it's okay.
All right.
Just don't, you know, don't do any kind of Harry Carry on us or don't do any of that stuff.
We ain't got time for that.
All right.
So, but you're welcome to come back around.
All right, G?
All right.
Hopefully somebody.
I thought G was dead.
I'm serious.
I'm not joking around.
I thought he was freaking dead.
I thought he carried himself.
I thought he was dead.
I'm glad to see that he's not dead.
Anyway, let's continue to go.
We got Cuck Lives Matter in the house.
going on to Cuck, we got, I'm not going to say that disgusting name, for Christ's sake.
600 shows of sucking.
Oh, yeah?
Well, then why are you listening, ass cracker?
Why are you listening if I'm such a bad host?
There's such a bad show.
Why is your dumb stupid trans-testicle turred burglar ass listening to me, you cuckhole connoisseur?
Huh?
You urinal cake curator?
Why are you listening?
Because you understand true genius when you hear it, boy.
You understand it?
And you're taking notes.
You're infatuated.
And yeah.
Yeah, you hate me?
Hey, you don't like me?
Well, then keep giving me your energy.
Keep giving me your energy.
I like it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're now into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get started on anything else, I'd like for everybody to please bookmark the official website of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
It is blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
That's blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
And of course, go ahead and follow me on Twitter if you have not done so, folks.
The Twitter name to follow, PoliticsGhost.
All one word, no underscores.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
Now, once again, I'm only going to do a couple of more Twitter shout-outs.
So if you want a Twitter shout-out live right here on this damn broadcast, retweet the tweet that states True Capitalist Radio Live, and I'll give you a damn freaking Twitter shout-out right now.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got here for Christ's sake?
We got Dorito Burrito.
What's going on?
We got Ward24 in the house.
Ghost Krueger.
And hey, Ghost Krueger, I don't think those were all your freaking Johnny Walker bottles, man.
You got that off the freaking internet, all right?
Nice try.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
Got Amy's Vag Salad.
What the heck?
Templeton Hershey's Kisses.
You guys are getting sicker and sicker, man.
I mean, good God.
Trans Lowrider, did you put a freaking pair of balls on a lowrider for Christ?
Jesus.
Give me a freaking break.
Give me a freaking break for Christ's sake, man.
They put a pair of balls on a freaking lowrider for Christ's sake, man.
They put a pair of balls on anything.
I mean, what is this with a pair of balls fixation?
You put a pair of balls on this.
You'll put a pair of balls on this.
You'll put a pair of balls on anything, for Christ's sake.
What's up with your infatuation with a goddamn pair of balls?
Good God.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Good God, man.
What's your infatuation with this?
I have no idea.
And you see, folks, listen, if you're listening in and you're asking yourself, is this guy for real?
Yeah, I'm for real.
Let me tell you something.
I try to make this goddamn show a little interactive.
You know, this is an internet show.
I'm listened to by 60,000 live listeners on a consistent basis out here.
Try to make it a little interactive.
And this is what I get, man.
This is the kind of crap I get.
I'm taking just a couple more of these.
I'm moving on here.
I mean, this is supposed to be my 600th edition, man.
My 600th episode of all time, man.
Give me a little bit of goddamn respect.
I mean, it's Christmas Eve Eve here.
It's Christmas Eve Eve, man.
Have a little bit of respect, man.
Have a bit, a little bit of a Yuletide spirit, man.
No, well, no, well, no, well, no.
I don't know what the hell the rest of the song is.
I haven't been Carolyn before.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we got Jimmy Capitalist in the house.
What's going on to Jimmy Capitalist?
I'm only going to take a couple more of these.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm only going to take a couple more of these, and that's it.
You people are getting sick with these Twitter shout-outs, and I don't appreciate them.
I don't appreciate them one bit.
We got DJ Boyfriends.
Good God.
Who else do we have here?
We got Crackhead Cuckery.
Jesus Christ.
Capitalist Gimp.
Okay.
Best Fail Troll equals Ghost.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right.
What are you talking about?
I am the talent here, boy.
I am the talent.
600 shows of dog turds.
I don't want to be reminded of that again, man.
I mean, I was out.
I'm not even going to.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut up.
Just shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you, you guys are getting sick.
DHS Best Capitalist.
You son of a DHS asshole.
Damn it.
God damn it.
DHS Best Capitalist.
Shut up your ass, man.
I mean, why do y'all?
I just don't understand why you all like to see me suffer.
What is this?
What is this infatuation with you people wanting to see me suffer?
It's Christmas time, man.
It's Christmas time.
But no, you want to see me suffer for Christ.
Give me the freaking ass.
Jesus Christ, me.
Sorry, goddamn internet troll scumbag.
Cyber vermin jerk dicks.
That's it.
I'm not doing any more Twitter shadow.
I'm looking at the freaking Twitter shout-out right now.
Look at this.
Billy the Belt Boy.
You know, Dildo Faggins, the TARD crew.
Defending My Golden Microphone Award00:02:12
I mean, give me a break.
Hey, look, there's Gator Tots.
Sucked.
I haven't seen that one in a while.
There's Gator Tots.
Anyway, that's enough, folks.
We're moving on with the broadcast.
All right.
I can already see that you people have every intention on trying to ruin my 600th episode of all time that happens to fall on a Baller Friday.
I mean, give me a break, man.
This is my 600th episode, man.
Please, all right?
Give me a little bit of respect around here, all right?
Anyway, folks, I'm going to try to make this a little bit more interactive here.
But I just give me my drink.
Give me my drink for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, you people are driving me to drink.
That's what you people are doing.
You people are driving me to drink.
Anyway, I want to hear from you, folks.
We're opening up the phone lines on this Baller Friday 600th episode.
Give me a call right now: 563-999-3791 is the number to call here.
I mean, it is Christmas Eve Eve.
I want to hear from you.
Whatever you want to discuss, whatever you want to talk about, that's why we do this.
That's what we do on this Baller Friday.
And at the same time, it's 600 episodes, almost 1,500 hours.
I'm telling you, folks, I deserve the golden microphone of Broadcasting Hall of Fame.
I deserve the golden microphone.
It's mine.
It belongs to me.
Screw Howard Stern.
Screw that bastard.
I deserve the golden microphone.
I deserve it.
Anyway, what's going on to Raiden Snake and Blasphemous Bastard?
How are you doing, man?
Let's move on here.
Once again, let's take some calls here.
It's a Baller Friday free format edition.
Let's see what people have to say.
I want to talk to the people.
All right?
I want to talk to the people.
Confronting Liberal Bureaucrats00:04:28
The people.
I want to talk to the people.
So let's go ahead and do it here.
Let's see who we have here.
How about Eric Code 909?
You're on the horn.
What's going on on this Baller Friday?
Hey, Ghost.
Just want to wish you a Merry Christmas, man.
Hey, thank you very much.
Merry Christmas, man.
Do you have anything to discuss?
You want to talk about anything?
You got anything on your mind?
No, not really.
I mean, Europe, man, it's going downhill for them over there with the migration.
That's an understatement, man.
I mean, it is going to hell in a handbasket.
And the unfortunate part about it is that the liberal socialist governments of Europe allowed this situation to happen.
And even more upsetting is that the liberal society of Europe allowed these migrants to come in with open arms.
And unfortunately, you know, it backfired on them.
It unfortunately backfired on them.
Anything else you want to discuss, man?
I mean, nothing much.
I mean, just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas.
It's Hans Gubenschmitz, by the way.
First time calling.
Hey, man.
Hey, thank you very much.
Hans Gubbenschmitz, man.
It's good to finally hear you, man.
I appreciate you calling.
You're absolutely right about this damn European situation.
But I hope that Europe is finally waking up.
And if not, they're going to allow these totalitarian regimes that are trying to pass themselves off as goddamn socialist governments.
They're going to take totalitarian power.
I mean, you heard Merkel after the Berlin attacks, and they finally caught that son of a bitch that did that.
But she's talking about eerily, subtly hinting that she may implement martial law in the country.
And she brought in the problem.
Her and her goddamn kebab-loving, stupid, dumbass ideas brought in the problem.
And yet she wants to punish the people.
I mean, that's how totalitarians are.
That's how these goddamn liberal bureaucrats are.
They want to punish you for their mistakes.
I mean, that's similar to what Hillary Clinton was.
Hillary Clinton literally was a perpetual disaster area, accomplished nothing, always was incompetent.
That's why she was always under investigation.
That's why there was always a cloud of some kind of legal action around her.
She accomplished nothing.
And not only did she accomplish nothing, she accomplished nothing with an arrogance that, as if, you know, not only was she allowed or entitled to be incompetent, but she had an arrogance that everybody was supposed to clean up her mess around her.
That's the kind of arrogance, this disgusting piece of old leather windbag trash had.
And that's exactly what these bureaucrats do.
That's why, with all due respect, I don't like bureaucrats.
All right?
I don't like bureaucrats.
And listen, there may be some patriots within the bureaucracy, and I thank you folks for being there, but I don't like bureaucrats personally.
I think they're pieces of garbage.
They know that they have a situation within the bureaucracy that is not normal under the free market setting.
You don't just get an annual raise no matter what kind of job you do like you do in the goddamn bureaucratic public sector.
You don't get long-term employment doing the same damn paper-pusher job for 30 goddamn years like you do in the bureaucratic public sector.
You don't get a goddamn freaking pension that pays for your stupid old prostate-infected bureaucratic asset to your ass, croaks, like they do in the bureaucratic, goddamn public sector.
I'm tired of it.
I can't wait.
I'm telling you, I told you all that Trump was a capitalist revolution, and we, the capitalists, have taken control of the state.
This is our military now.
These are our systems.
This is our intelligence agencies now.
It belongs to us.
And I'm telling you this right now.
It's going to be a great day, a great goddamn day in American history when we see these goddamn bureaucrats in the unemployment line.
Didn't I tell you this was going to happen years ago?
Ending Welfare and Food Stamps00:07:29
Didn't I tell everybody that you people that are out here that were rubbing it in my face?
You could go back to the archives, folks.
I actually had people calling me up, rubbing it in my face, saying, yeah, baby, keep paying your taxes, ghost.
I'm eating food stamp, I got kids to feed, baby.
I'm living lavish.
I ain't doing nothing.
I'm getting food.
I'm getting free housing.
I'm getting it off of nothing, baby.
Keep paying your taxes, baby.
I said it back then that you idiots, that's going to be a very limited time that you people are going to continue to get free money.
This whole gravy train of you morons getting food stamps, food cards, housing voucher programs, welfare, unlimited for the past eight years, living off of it, all that crap is going to come to an end.
It's all going to come to an end, and I can't wait.
I can't wait for you dumbasses that have been doing nothing but turning perfectly good food into crap and being a goddamn detriment on society and on the tax system.
I can't wait for you assholes to get back to work.
That's right, you heard me.
Get back to work!
Get back to goddamn work.
Good God, folks.
Anyway, my apologies.
I'm going a little off keester here.
It's supposed to be a 600th episode.
This is supposed to be an episode to remember.
And it's Christmas Eve Eve as well, folks.
Good lord.
Let's continue going.
Once again, 563-999-3791 is the number to call here.
I want to hear from you.
We're going to discuss anything you want to discuss, anything you want to talk about.
This is a free format Baller Friday edition, and of course, it's the 600th episode of the entire show, the entire history of the broadcast.
All right, so let's go ahead and take some more callers here, and let's see if we can find somebody that wants to discuss something that, you know, maybe provoking some thought in those of us that are listening to this broadcast.
How about 267?
You're on the horn on this Baller Friday.
Hello, Ghost.
I'm actually busy doing Christmas stuff right now.
Can you put me on cue for Radio Graffiti, please?
All right, you're doing Christmas stuff.
Well, put your hand down.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're doing Christmas stuff?
What are you wrapping presents?
What are you?
Hold on, before I get, what are you, wrapping presents?
What are you doing right now?
Yeah, I'm wrapping presents.
I got a present for my dad to show him what he means to me.
Well, that's very touching.
All right, I'll go ahead and get back to you.
I hope that you really mean that and I'm not trolling for Christ's sake because that's what this time of year is supposed to be about.
It's supposed to be about giving a little something to people that actually did something for you throughout the year and actually gave two rats' asses about your meaningless existence.
So, yeah, that's what this is all about.
I agree with that.
So go ahead, wrap your present.
I hope your dad likes whatever tie you gave him, whatever you got.
Anyway, how about Karaskin?
What's going on to Karaskin?
How are you doing, man?
Hey, congratulations on your 600th episode overall.
Keep up the good work, man.
I hope you have a good time.
Hey, thank you very much, Karaskin.
No problem.
I don't have anything.
Hey, let me ask you a little bit of a question.
Let me ask you a little bit of a question, Karaskin.
What do you plan on doing this Christmas?
Well, I'm just going to chill out and hang out with my family and all that.
But I'm not the Christmas person, actually.
I'm not too crazy about it, really.
It's, well, let's just say that sometimes I look at Christmas as a problem.
Let me just tell you why.
Christmas is like, well, there's many disadvantages what's going on with it.
Because you were looking for a tree and all of a sudden they don't have them available because there's too many people trying to buy it.
And then when you're trying to buy the Christmas decoration and all that, you just put them all up until you realize that all these decorations is going to cost you money.
A lot of money.
And they've got all the electricity you've been using going on.
So it's more of an economic factor.
It's more of an economic factor on why you don't celebrate it.
It's not because you're like Jewish or anything.
I'm not Jewish.
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Are you Muslim or do you celebrate Kwanzaa?
What do you do?
You just kind of hang out?
No.
No, no, I just kind of hang out at all.
I just enjoy my time.
I just mostly occupied by certain freelancing stocks, actually.
Well, are you going to at least have a good meal or something for Christmas Eve, Christmas Day?
You're going to have yourself a nice something or other turkey, something?
Yeah, if that's the case.
I mean, I cannot work without having an empty stomach and all that.
So, what do you have it?
I'm curious, Karaska.
What are you having for the dinner?
I mean, that's a big deal.
You're going to have a steak?
You're going to have, you know, what are you going to have?
Goat?
Steak.
Oh, you're going to have steak.
Who eats goats?
Okay, back up.
Goats?
Really?
Who eats goats?
I mean, who the hell eats goats nowadays?
It just feels wrong.
I mean, I understand that they need goat cheese, but goat meat?
Come on.
We don't need goat meat.
So you're going to have yourself a nice juicy steak.
You're having yourself a nice, juicy steak for Christmas.
Oh, yeah, that's what being a captive is all about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Hey, thanks a lot, Karaskin.
We'll bring you back on for Radio Graffiti.
Once again, this is a free format edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
We are free-formatting it.
We're discussing anything you want to discuss.
Just give me a call.
563-999-3791 is the number to call.
I think we got Jimmy Capitalist on the horn.
Is that you, Jimmy?
Yeah, that's me, Ghost.
How are you, man?
Hey, how are you doing, Jimmy?
Good to hear from you.
Merry Christmas to you.
How you doing, man?
Yeah, Merry Christmas ghost to you as well, and all the family and everyone who's listening out there.
And congratulating you on your 600 episode, man.
Hey, man, I appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
How are you doing, man?
Do you have anything to discuss, man?
This time around, I know that you're rather vocal about some issues here in the past.
Anything on your radar politically or digitally or anything?
Well, believe it or not, man, a little bit more chilled out.
I think it's probably coming up to the Christmas season, but I've been having a bit of a ball laughing at the leftists for the past few weeks, particularly as it relates to Russia.
Confronting Islam on International Fronts00:10:43
They seem to be so idiotic that they don't understand the oxymoron that they're producing.
You know, they're shouting off, trying to directly confront Russia when Donald Trump is being nice to Putin.
But as soon as he mentions anything about nuclear weapons, then you go the other direction saying, oh, Trump's trying to have a war.
Trump's trying to have a war.
And these idiots are so stupid.
They're just trying to talk shit about Donald Trump at any opportunity without realizing how idiotic these morons actually sound.
It's really, really sad.
As a matter of fact, the left is embarrassing themselves at this point in time on an international front.
And the reason is, in my opinion, their true motive, and every leftist motive, is to be a totalitarian bureaucrat in charge of other people's lives.
And they know that they can't do that fast enough without bringing in a problem like the migration crisis so that it can spawn a more totalitarian rule over a group of people.
And in my personal opinion, I think they're utilizing Islam or radical Islam as the muscle to not only go out and cause these terrorist acts so that they can perpetuate these types of martial law situations.
But at the same time, they are acting as muscle in Germany, Sweden, France to subjugate people through this so-called Islamophobia umbrella.
And to be honest with you, I think it's disgusting.
I think what's happening is disgusting in Europe.
And I'm waiting for the Europeans to finally have enough is enough type of a moment and try to start taking back their countries to say the least.
No, I agree with you completely, man.
I know what you're saying there about the lefts deliberately trying to be totalitarian.
I like to think of it actually at a basic psychological level.
We love to joke about leftists and liberals and call them cucks and beta males.
But actually, as a matter of fact, I would honestly believe that the general consensus of a left-wing male is being a beta male.
You see these guys and they are genuinely submissive.
They are quite literally willing to bend over backwards to submit to a member of the Islamic faith who's preaching hateful views.
To use one of the left's term, hate speech.
You've got these over here in the UK, we've got people such as Anjem Chowdhury and stuff radicalizing non-radical Muslims.
And these people won't say anything for fear of offending them.
And as I say, I believe it's a psychological level of these people are genuinely submissive individuals.
I think it's a shame, man.
I think at some point in time, people, enough groups of people on an international front need to confront Islam and what it is.
And to be honest with you, I think that Islam needs a reformation.
I think that there needs to be somebody within Islam to reform this primitive perception of the religion itself and to reform it into a more modern sense of what something that can be, I would say, cohabitable with other religions.
Because at this point in time, it doesn't matter if it's a small percentage of Islam or a big percentage of Islam.
Whatever the terrorist percentage is, the other aspect of Islam, the other populations of Islam, they're not doing anything to stop it.
They're not doing anything to prevent it.
If anything, they're consenting to it.
They're consenting to it.
And silence is consent.
I mean, we need more people that are Islamic, that truly believe in the supposed peace component of this religion to come out and reform the idea of this radicalism.
But I just don't see it.
I don't see I know that there are small percentages of people that are attempting to do this, but there's over a billion Muslims.
You know, and let's just say 10% of those Muslims are radicalized.
That is a huge, huge number.
And how are we going to combat that unless within the internal demographic of Islam, something happens as like a reformation?
I mean, there needs to be a Muslim that reforms the religion into a more modern sense instead of going back to this 15th, 14th century perception of Islam.
I mean, somebody needs to talk about this.
And like you said, a lot of people are afraid.
They're afraid to somewhat discombobulate or disturb or potentially offend a Muslim because they're going to have an a laf snack bar situation just because they said something.
I mean, look at Solomon Rushdie, who wrote the Satanic Verses, which is a very good book, by the way.
And as a matter of fact, Solomon Rushdie is a liberal.
So I would much prefer everybody who wants to get a perception of what Islam is, read the Satanic Verses.
I mean, because he wrote that book, Islam put a fatwa on this guy's head that's still alive today.
That's why this guy's always in hiding just because he wrote a damn book.
So that's what we're dealing with when it pertains to this Islamic demographic.
And in my personal opinion, if you look back at the empirical evidence, if you look back at the history, the only thing Islam respects is an iron fist, is authoritarianism.
And I hate to say it, but for whatever reason, and we saw it in Egypt, we've seen it in Libya, where we've seen it in Syria, we've seen it in Iraq.
When these people incrementally get a component of freedom, whether it be economic freedom or political or social freedom, I don't think they can mentally handle it.
They go nuts and they just go into a completely barbaric, primitive Islamic mindset.
I just don't get it.
I don't get it.
And I don't think that we should have time to get it anymore.
We've already tried this situation.
And now it's time for us to kind of put these folks back where they really want to be, and that's in their homelands of Syria and Libya and North Africa.
Just send them back home.
Yeah, I agree, man.
The thing is, people try to, but that's why I've been trying to push diversity for years.
But diversity only works when everybody works together for the best needs of society to advance the human race.
But now we have people that they're bringing in the Muslims for the sake of diversity.
But as a matter of fact, it's hindering us because we have completely different views.
That's what the United States of America, from my perspective, was founded on was everyone was united in language and belief, but now we have people that aren't united even in language.
We're bringing people into the countries of the Western world and they're not integrating.
They're not interested in integrating.
They're taking our monies and using our social structure to build themselves up and they're sending the money back to their homelands where they're fighting disgusting wars through horrible barbaric tactics.
And you know, look at Saudi Arabia.
These people are barbarians.
Everything's tied together.
And I believe a lot of it is in the mindset of these liberals as well.
And I believe it's also tied into things like Pizza Gate and pedophilia.
I happened to have an argument on the internet with a Muslim, believe it or not, a few weeks ago.
And this guy genuinely believed that when he died, he was going to get 72 virgins under the age of 13, 14 and stuff like that.
It's disgusting.
But these people, this is their mindset.
They're stuck in fucking thousands of years ago.
And we need to, honest to God, have a solution for it and to roll with an iron fist and lay down the law and say these are our lands and you've got to live by our rules.
I agree with you, Jimmy, man.
And hey, look, thank you very much for calling in.
We'll get back to you on Radio Graffiti.
And I know that you're eyeballing a couple of ghosties yourself, so thank you very much.
But I agree with you.
We need to lay the law down on these jihudis.
If you want to be a part of the Western civilization, you must oblige, but by traditional classical liberal principles.
And when I mean classical liberal, I'm talking about John Locke.
I'm talking about Montesquieu.
I'm talking about the framers of the Constitution.
And listen, in my personal opinion, I don't think that we should be honoring or allowing anybody with the hijab.
And the reason I say that is not based on an anti-religion perspective, but the hijab is a visual symbol of woman oppression.
And why feminists don't come out in outrage against it is perplexing.
I mean, the hijab is nothing more than a subjugation of women.
And you know, a lot of these women that do this, that are Western and that are putting the hijab on, you can tell that they're doing it for attention-whoring purposes.
And you see, that's another unfortunate side effect of our entertainment fetish society, is that we have a lot of people that are attention whores, and they don't really give a crap how they get the attention as long as they get it.
It doesn't matter if it's negative, positive.
It doesn't matter if it pisses people off.
It doesn't matter anything.
They just care about getting goddamn attention.
And the hypocrisy of, oh, well, you know, you got to let them wear the hijab because it's their religion.
It's a symbol of woman oppression.
Can we discuss this liberally?
No, we can't.
And much like what Jimmy says, I also think that there is a pedophilia component in the embracing of Islam, in my personal opinion.
I mean, you know, we're hearing from all across Europe, even in here in this country, where we're seeing folks that are being brought in as immigrants or migrants from Middle East, from North Africa, molesting children, molesting, raping women, and they're justifying it based upon their religion.
There's a lot of these folks that are molesting children and saying that it's their religion.
It's okay for them to do it.
And there's some of these governments in Europe that are actually starting to fall for this crap.
They're just trying to incrementally bring in this whole nonsense of, in my personal opinion, an acceptance, I should say, of pedophilia, an acceptance of child molestation.
Debating Morality in Eating Animals00:06:04
I'm serious.
I'm not joking.
You tie in this whole pizzagate stuff that has been uncovered by these investigative journalists, independent investigative journalists, mind you.
You add that with this infatuation with liberals.
You know, this infatuation with liberals, for Christ's sake, with Islam.
I just don't get it.
I don't get this infatuation with liberals and Islam unless they have two things that are obvious with both sides of this particular spectrum.
They are both totalitarian in nature.
And secondly, they embrace pedophilia.
I mean, listen, I am really shocked how the liberals are actually all vying for each other out here in this pizzagate nonsense.
I mean, this is serious business.
And let me tell you, I can't believe it.
I cannot believe it.
But truth is stranger than fiction, folks.
I always said that.
And I always tell you that no matter what the truth is, no matter how shocking it is, you should just accept it because in the end, you know, I hate to sound like that, what is that, that band, Kansas.
All we are is dust in the wind.
And that's all we are, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, and look, I'm not trying to get philosophical here, but as I have said many times before, this particular earth is not the Garden of Eden.
All right?
I mean, this is a punishment.
We have been put here as a punishment.
And if you don't believe me, just take a look at the basis of life, all right?
I know this scares everybody.
Every time I talk about this, people are like, I don't want to talk about this, Ghost.
This is horrible.
This is scary.
I don't want to talk about it.
The basis of life, folks, all life on this planet has to kill and eat another living organism in order to survive.
Kill and eat another living organism.
Now, just based on that premise, how is that holy?
How is that holy?
I mean, seriously, can somebody explain that to me?
I mean, the only way that we survive is if we eat other living organisms.
That's just how it is.
And you see, I think that the human race is very unappreciative of that component of reality.
I don't think that people really appreciate the fact that just because your superficial ass believes that you deserve this and deserve that, so many things have to die so that your useless ass can continue to sustain yourself.
I mean, you know, just take a look at a fat ass who's literally, you know, gobbling down about 40 chicken wings at a goddamn bar while watching the game, guzzling down, you know, gallons of beer.
I mean, just imagine how many chickens had to die so this fat ass could have himself like 40 chicken wings.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, just imagine all the things that had to die today for you to be fed a breakfast, a lunch, and a dinner.
I mean, listen, I'm not trying to say that, hey, you know, become a freaking sick-ass Satanist.
All right?
But what I'm trying to tell you is, is that you have to understand that there has to be a level of morality in this madness.
And you see, that's what organized religion attempted to establish for many groups of people.
You know what I'm saying?
A morality in this madness.
Because that's the only way that you're going to stay sane.
I mean, you know, it's all barbarianism.
I mean, look, folks, look, I don't need to go off of this tirade here.
But have you ever killed your food?
Have you ever killed a cow before and watch it die and suffer and gasp for breath and look at you in the eyes while you killed it?
You killed it.
Have you ever done that?
And then right after that, butcher it up, put it in a goddamn freezer, and then just start eating it for Christ's sake.
Huh?
Have you ever done that?
No, I'm sure you haven't.
Have you ever killed a pig?
Let me tell you something.
Have you ever seen a pig get killed?
One of the most grotesque killings, I mean, the pig squeals like a freaking screaming human being.
I mean, kill your own pig, kill your own freaking food and see if you're going to still be a fat ass.
All right?
I mean, you know, people don't understand.
Why do you think the farmer prayed?
Because, you know, the prayer before a meal, that's where it came from.
It didn't come from some stupid religious institution.
It came from the farmer who actually produced, raised, and harvest its own food.
You know?
It's after the farmer who raised a cow.
You have to think, man, a farmer has to feed these cows and pigs and chickens and all these animals.
You've got to see them every day work very hard to make sure that these things are properly fed and nourished.
Only to execute these things so that he could eat, his family can eat, and potentially sell the meat so that he could sell the surplus in the market and sustain the lifestyle of his family, maybe add more tractors, more agricultural components, that sort of thing.
And listen, I know people are like, hey, are you turning into a vegetarian?
Questioning Jesus Legitimacy00:03:23
No, I'm absolutely not.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, I think the cow is a great animal as it pertains to eating.
But I'm just trying to make a point.
And the point is, is that for you people to be out here, for you people to be out here and ungrateful and think that you deserve this and you deserve that, let me tell you something.
You're lucky to be alive.
You understand that?
I know a lot of you ungrateful pricks don't even really appreciate that.
You just think that, hey, I'm alive.
I deserve to be entertained 24 hours a day.
I deserve tick.
I deserve that.
Knack, knack, knack, knack.
I'm serious.
Everybody thinks they deserve so much.
Hey, you're lucky that you're not a part of a food chain, you ungrateful sack of crap.
I mean, have a little bit more appreciation for whatever this experience is and be happy that you're not preyed upon by somebody who finds you delicious.
I'm just saying, folks.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, I didn't mean to get off on that tirade about philosophy, folks, but, you know, listen, I'm not going to go off on another tirade, but I'm just going to say this.
All right.
Whether you believe in Jesus or you don't believe in Jesus, the people that hate Jesus believe in him.
Because why would they hate Jesus?
Why is there so much hatred towards Jesus?
I mean, the Satanists, the Islamists, the Jews, you know, everybody hates you.
The atheists.
Everybody hates Jesus.
Why?
Whether you agree or disagree, whether you believe or don't believe, if somebody hates an entity such as Jesus with so much disdain that they want to kill Christians, because let's be honest, that's a real reason why Obama and Hillary Clinton allowed the situation in the Middle East to get to the way it was, was so that they can go and kill Christians in the street like it's no big deal,
behead children that are Christians, so on and so forth.
I'm just saying, I'm not trying to tell anybody what to believe.
I'm not trying to be a holy roller.
I'm not going to turn this show.
I'm not going to become a Jimmy Swaggart.
You know, Jesus, the Lord, Jesus.
I'm not going to do anything of that nature.
But I think people need to take into consideration.
Take into consideration that Jesus has all of a sudden become a very dangerous figure.
And why I say that is because they're trying to do everything in their power to try to stop Jesus and his teachings and his belief systems and his morality from preventing it from growing even further.
And I think that that right there, folks, should, you know, maybe have people thinking twice on whether or not Jesus is legitimate or not.
Whether you think he isn't or is legitimate, these people do.
And they're trying to stop him.
So that's just food for thought.
Rejecting Organized Religion Completely00:13:07
Okay?
I'm not, like I said, I'm not trying to become a preacher here.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I'm against organized religion.
I think if Jesus really wanted you to oblige his teachings and oblige his philosophies, he would come back, much like in the movie Stigmata.
Have you ever heard that movie Stigmata?
That was a very good movie, but the premise of the movie is that there's a secret that's in the church, and the church is trying to keep this secret that Jesus, you didn't have to go to church to praise Jesus.
That all you have to do is have Jesus in your heart, have Jesus in your thoughts, have Jesus believing that Jesus is looking over you.
That is what gets you closer to Jesus, not going to a damn church.
So, I'm just saying.
All right.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, and look, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
They're trying to stop Jesus for whatever reason, Satanist, atheist.
I mean, they hate.
I mean, you just say Jesus.
Screw Jesus.
Just food for thought.
Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
It's a Baller Friday 600th episode.
I don't know why I'm getting all deep here for Christ's sake, but it's Christmas.
It's Christmas time.
Come on, man.
It's Christmas time.
Merry Christmas.
All right.
How about 214?
You're on the horn.
What's going on on this Baller Friday?
What's going on, Ghost?
It's Cuck Lives Matter.
How are you doing?
Hey, how are you doing, Cuck?
Good to hear from you, man.
Merry Christmas to you.
Merry Christmas to you, sir.
And that exactly is the exact topic of my call.
I just drove back halfway across this damn country back into the homeland of Texas.
Here I am at home.
And I just want you to know, Ghost, the thing I want to discuss is that everybody, everywhere, is wishing everybody Merry Christmas.
This is the year that everybody said Merry Christmas again.
No, absolutely.
And I'm grateful for that because whether you believe in Christmas or don't believe in Christmas, when somebody tells you Merry Christmas, they're not doing that in any ill manner.
They're not wishing any kind of bad thing, bad mojo.
It's not an insult.
It's a salutation.
It's a greeting.
It's a spirited salutation from the bottom of one's heart.
I mean, that's what Merry Christmas is all about.
I think that we've missed it for a long period of time, especially during Obama's tenure.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I mean, you know, if you want to get right down to it, I really blame Clinton for it, and I kind of blame George Bush, too.
But this shit under Obama with Merry Christmas has just been horrible.
Eight years of oppression of us people that just want to wish somebody Merry Christmas.
You know what I'm saying?
Absolutely.
And listen, I am 100% in agreement with you.
I believe that this is the year for Merry Christmas.
Whether you celebrate Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, if you're an atheist, it doesn't matter.
Merry Christmas.
I mean, it's a salutation.
Stop reading into more than it is.
All right.
I mean, if we have to take the hijab and that's supposed to be, you know, our freedom of religion, how come we can't just say Merry Christmas?
You're damn right.
You absolutely right, sir.
I don't get it either.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I've had people wish me happy Kwanza before, and I was supposed to, like, you know, be happy about it.
So I don't get it either.
I don't get it.
Yeah, I hear you, Cuck.
Any plans this Christmas, man?
I mean, what are you planning on having in the dinner?
Or you're planning on doing any kind of that white elephant?
Is that what it's called?
White elephant game?
I actually just went to one of those before I came home.
It was actually quite fun.
But what's going to happen is all my family is going to get together.
It's going to be great.
I'm going to shoot a bunch of guns while I'm here in town, probably go deer hunting while I'm here.
And, you know, just hang out with my family and just have a Merry Christmas.
That's all I'm up to.
Hey, thank you very much, Cuck.
First of all, for being in the inner circle, listening, and being a member of the capitalist army.
I definitely appreciate you being a part of everything.
And Merry Christmas to you, your family, and to health and prosperity to you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Merry Christmas to you and yours, and happy 600th episode.
I appreciate what you do, Ghost.
Thank you.
Hey, thank you very much there, Cuck, man.
I appreciate it.
Once again, I'm actually liking this show here.
Got a lot of, I got a lot of Christmas spirit going on, and it's Christmas Eve Eve, for Christ's sake, man.
It's Christmas Eve Eve.
I'm telling you, I'm in the Christmas spirit.
I don't know about you folks.
I am in it.
I mean, I almost want to go get a Santa Claus hat.
I had one in the picture there, but I don't want to tell you what happened to it.
Templeton got a hold of it, and I don't want to get it.
But I almost want to just get it just now so I could go and have it on for tomorrow's Christmas Eve broadcast, for Christ's sake, man.
Get myself a Santa Claus hat.
I'm telling you, man, I'm not joking around.
I'm not joking around.
I'm feeling the Christmas spirit.
I'm feeling a little bit Christmassy.
I'm feeling a little bit of Jesus.
You know, I've got a little bit of Jesus going on.
You know what I'm going to do?
I think I need to do something.
This is Christmas Eve Eve.
I've got to do something.
I've got to help people.
I've got to help some people here.
So I'm going to do what Jesus would do.
I'm going to go call a prostitute right now.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to call a prostitute because, as I say, Jesus had a hooker friend.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to try to convince this prostitute to stop doing her job.
Please stop doing it.
In the name of Jesus.
In the name of Christmas.
I'm going to try to do that.
Engineer, give me a whore on the phone, engineer.
Give me a whore on the phone.
All right.
I'm serious, folks.
I'm in the Christmas spirit out here.
All right?
I'm in the Christmas spirit, and I want to.
Woo!
I'm in the Christmas spirit, baby.
And if you want my personal opinion, I want to help people.
You understand that?
I want to help people.
So without any further ado, let's go ahead and call somebody here.
All right.
Do you got somebody, engineer?
All right.
Well, hurry up, man.
Try to get something for us.
I want to spread a Yuletide spirit here.
We're calling prostitutes.
We're doing the Jesus thing here.
That's what we're doing.
We're calling prostitutes.
And we're going to try to see if we can get some Christmas spirit in them.
And hopefully, just try to know.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
But it's in the Christmas spirit.
And that's what we're doing.
Did you got something, Engineer?
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and see what Engineer's got for us here.
See what's going on.
Oh, geez.
0-2-8-8-8-9 What kind of a prostitute are you?
You go write the voicemail, you dumb broad.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what kind of prostitutes are these?
What?
I'm just supposed to, I don't get it.
I mean, what are we?
And for you folks that are wondering where I'm getting this, somewhere where there's prostitution on the internet.
That's all I'm saying, all right?
Engineer knows where to go.
I don't know where to go.
Anyway, let's continue going because I'm in the Christmas spirit.
I want to make sure that we call some hookers and we try to give them the Yuletide spirit and try to convince them that, hey, maybe some other way to make a means of.
I don't know what I'm doing.
We're just going to try to get a hooker on the phone for Jesus.
That's what we're doing.
We're getting a hooker on the phone for Jesus.
All right?
Give me another phone number, engineer.
Jesus Christ.
There we go.
Christ.
Hey, get, you know, kick.
Cancel this show.
I mean, are you kidding me?
What kind of prostitutes are these?
Hey, shut off!
Jesus Christ, I'm sitting over here.
I'm looking at an ad section in which, you know, women are offering their services.
I mean, let's just say, for the sake of argument, that I was a potential client out here.
I'd be an unhappy customer.
I'll tell you that right, goddamn now.
I'm telling you that right, goddamn now.
So, listen, I'm going to call one more, and if we don't get one on the horn here, then I don't know what, I don't know, I don't know what the hell's going on here.
Here's somebody offering for 60 bucks.
60 bucks?
Jesus Christ!
Let's call that freaking $60 tramp.
I take that back.
She's probably not a tramp.
She's a working girl.
All right?
But $60.
Man, I mean, that's pretty low.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm looking at the photographs.
Yeah, I can understand.
$60.
I get it now.
Anyway, let's see if we can get this whore on the horn here.
All right?
I mean, listen, we're trying to make these calls for Jesus.
I'm serious.
All right?
We're calling hookers for Jesus.
Hi, you've reached 210.
Good God for the tone.
Hi, I got your ad, you know, on one of these ad sites.
I'm trying to call here, and unfortunately, you whores just don't seem to pick up your damn phone here.
You know, time is money.
You know, I ain't got time to be sitting here, you know, waiting for you to get.
I mean, I'm just saying.
And not to mention, woman, 60 bucks.
60 bucks?
Jesus Christ, man.
Please get out of the life for Jesus, please.
All right?
Get out of the life for Jesus.
All right.
Jesus told me to call you right now.
And right now, Jesus told me that you need to get out of the life.
All right.
60 bucks.
I mean, that's pretty bottom of the barrel, honey.
All right.
60 bucks.
Good God, get this $60 whore off my life.
Get her off for Christ's sake.
Look, folks, I'm sorry.
I'm trying to call somebody here.
I'm trying to call somebody here.
I can't get anybody on the damn horn.
All right?
I mean, what unprofessional hookers that we've got in this little ad section here?
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Jesus Christ, man.
Unfreaking professional.
Anyway, listen, that went awry real fast, folks.
I'm trying.
Considering Ending This Broadcast00:15:44
I just I'm trying to do the Jesus thing here.
I'm trying to do the Jesus thing.
I'm just trying to do the Jesus thing, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Hold on, somebody's telling me, okay, you got one for me?
All right, they're telling me they got one for me.
This is from the Twitter.
This is from the Twitter.
They said that this is supposed to be some number.
All right?
So we shall see.
And we're doing this for Jesus.
That's what we're doing.
We're doing this for Jesus here.
Jim Burr.
Who am I speaking to?
John.
Oh, how you doing, John?
I just wanted to call and let you know that I want to wish you and everybody there a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
And whoever's there, tell them I said Merry Christmas.
We love you guys.
We think that you're the greatest.
And we appreciate everything you do.
All right.
Thank you very much.
You have a wonderful holiday, too, sir.
I'm sorry.
How come you didn't wish me a Merry Christmas?
Well, if you want, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy New Year, any holiday you might celebrate.
Sir, what are you?
Are you a liberal or something?
Are you kidding me?
No, no, no.
I just told you Merry Christmas, and I expect a reciprocal type of salutation, sir.
I mean, look, maybe you're Jew, maybe you're Muslim, but I mean, just say, hey, Merry Christmas to you.
Or if you're Jewish, say Merry Christmas in Lachaim or something.
All right, sir.
Merry Christmas.
Anyway, wait a minute.
Where am I calling here?
Is this the Ula La Bar?
Yeah, this is the Ula La Bar.
It is?
Well, then who am I speaking to?
Is this Mike Hunt?
No, it's Michael Phillips.
Oh, it's Michael Phillips?
Yeah, exactly.
Just like that.
Okay, that's great, sir.
You know, you're doing a hell of a job.
Do you have tomorrow off, by the way?
No, I do not.
Well, they should just give you the rest of your life off because you suck, sir.
All right.
Thank you very much, man.
You have a wonderful holiday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I appreciate it.
Really?
I think, you know, I tell you Merry Christmas, and you treat me like I just farted on your best suit, sir.
I appreciate it.
I'm really sorry about that.
It's all right.
All right.
It's okay.
Are you half a target or something?
What's going on with you, man?
Yeah, no, I've been job when I was a kid.
Are you kidding?
What the?
Are you kidding me?
What's going on here?
Nothing much.
Is this the real Oola La bar?
I mean, seriously, man.
I was told to call here.
This is a telephone, Graham.
You know, I'm getting paid here.
Is this the Ula La bar?
Yes, this is the Ula La Bar.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Well, can you can you can you put uh Fat Tuna on the phone?
Sure, just give me a moment.
All right, no problem.
Thank you, man.
I know, I don't know who's who the hell Philip McCrotch is over here.
I'm gonna talk to Fat Tuna.
calling anyway.
A little bit too much action for the ooh la bar.
Hey, what's going on, man?
How you doing?
Is this Fat Tuna?
Hey, hey, you hung up.
Oh, they hung up.
Anyway, folks, obviously, that wasn't any kind of a prostitute.
Some idiot troll gave me the Trump Tower bar.
That's what that freaking crap was.
Whoever the hell that was, that was a member of the Trump Tower bar there.
What the hell was that about?
What in the hell was that?
You goddamn idiot trolls.
You've had me called Trump Tower.
You assholes had me called Trump Tower.
You bastards, man.
You bastards.
How dare you?
They had me call Trump Tower.
It was the Trump bar, for Christ's sake.
Some stupid asshole troll told me to call Trump Tower for Christ's sake.
Screw you.
Screw.
Screw you.
Oh, my God.
I would have never have called if I'd have known it was Trump Power.
I mean, good God.
I'm serious.
They told me to call that.
They said it was a prostitute.
Oh, my God.
Give me a break.
Give me a mic.
You asshole troll terrorist and cyber vermin, man.
How dare you, man?
How dare you?
You bastards, man.
I would have never have called Trump Tower.
I would have never have called Trump Tavern.
Good God.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you, pieces of crap.
I can't believe you made me call Trump Tower.
I can't believe you, pieces of crap.
You know, I should end the show now.
You shut him up.
You make me look stupid.
You're going to make me look stupid with Donald Trump, boy.
You're going to make me look stupid with President Trump.
You son of a bitch.
I can't believe you, man.
I can't believe you, people.
And you know what?
That's a good point.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
You know that, you know, somebody on Twitter just made this, a blasphemous bastard, made a pretty good point.
Why didn't they say Merry Christmas if it was Trump Tower?
I mean, did you hear that guy?
He didn't want to tell me a Merry Christmas.
I just, I was trying to be nice.
You know, I'm trying to say here, Merry Christmas.
Tell everybody there said Merry Christmas.
Happy holiday to you, too.
Jesus Christ.
You scumbags, man.
I'm telling you, you guys are a bunch of crap.
All right?
You guys are a bunch of crap.
Anyway, folks, Jesus Christ, we're now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And I'm your host, the man they call ghost.
Yada, yada, yada.
I can't believe you made me call Trump cowards.
Damn it!
I can't believe you all did that to me.
Why?
Why would you all do that to me?
Why would you all do that to me?
You bastards.
You bastards, man.
Oh, God.
You're making me look stupid.
You're making me look stupid with President Trump.
You're making me look stupid with President Trump, man.
Good God.
Give me the mic, man.
Give me the mic.
You know, God, you're making me look stupid with President Trump, man.
And who the hell were they getting when I was asking for fat tuna?
It sounded like a fruity bastard.
And then we heard a manly dominance on the other line.
They got hung up real quick.
What kind of fruity-ass pansy liberals, with all due respect, Donald Trump, do you have working at Trump Bar?
I mean, do they have to do that so they can service those goddamn liberals in New York?
All I wanted was a Merry Christmas.
That's all I wanted.
I just wanted a little bit of a Merry Christmas, for heaven's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, listen, I really don't appreciate you.
You people made me call Trump Tower, and you're making me look like a fool.
You made me look like a goddamn fool.
I'm sure that Donald Trump, President Donald Trump, ain't going to appreciate this.
Ain't going to appreciate this one.
I just don't appreciate it.
Jesus Christ.
Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
I'm telling you, folks, I'm in shock what you just made me do.
I mean, it's supposed to be my 600th episode, man.
And you make me look like an idiot in front of Donald Trump, man.
You're besmirching my name in front of Donald Trump.
You're besmirching my name in front of Donald Trump.
You bastards.
You damn bastards.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you.
I'm really upset about this, folks.
I'm not joking around.
I am really upset that you people made me call Trump Tower.
I'm really upset, man.
I'm really pissed off.
I am so, I honestly want to just end the show now, to be honest with you.
I want to end the show right now because how dare you people do this to me?
How dare you people do this to me?
Do you understand that?
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe you, man.
You made me look stupid in front of Donald Trump, man.
I'm upset about it, man.
I'm really upset about it.
Good God, man.
Anyway, let me, you know, look, I've got one more number.
Somebody has forwarded me.
They said this is somebody that's in the prostitutional arts, so we shall see what's going on there.
All right, go ahead and go ahead and call it, engineer.
They didn't even answer for Christ's sake.
Anyway, look, look, all I wanted to do was call people and give them a little bit of a salutation.
I just wanted to give them a Merry Christmas, you know, and here we are.
Here we are, for Christ's sake, man.
Here we are.
I just wanted to give everybody a Merry Christmas.
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
I can't believe you made me call Donald Trump's Trump Tower Trump Bar.
You sorry sacks of crap.
I really am considering ending this broadcast.
I'll leave it up to the people.
Hey, 404, you're on the horn.
Should I end this broadcast?
Personally, I say no.
But I'll leave it up to you simply because I totally understand how you feel like be this one.
That was kind of funny.
Like, they really got you there.
They really got you there, ghosts.
No, no, no, don't, don't rub it in, man.
Come on.
Don't rub it in, man.
Come on.
That was horrible, what they did to me.
That was horrible.
Oh, man.
You know what?
Get this mic out.
Get this mic out of my face.
Oh, my God.
Get that out of my face.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
It's not goddamn funny.
Oh, my God.
Give me the mic, man.
Give me the mic.
Oh, man.
I'm just so sick.
I don't even know what to say anymore.
I really don't even know what to say anymore, man.
Let me just go ahead and get to radio graffiti to hell with this crap, all right?
And let me tell you, we may end this show early, all right?
I mean, I gotta come back tomorrow for Christmas Eat to broadcast to you people, for Christ's sake.
You ungrateful asshole.
You troll terrorist cyber vermin jerkins.
called Donald Trump, you asshole!
It's a dumb trap.
Jesus, give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
All right, you know what?
Let's just get to radio freaking graffiti, all right?
I'm tired of this for Christ's sake.
I mean, I've still got to do a goddamn Christmas E broadcast tomorrow.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Is this for real?
No, Donald Trump didn't just tweak that.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Anyway, folks, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radio graffiti.
And for you folks that are unaware, radio graffiti is the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now, 563-999-3791.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
All right, now, I don't think that this is going to last the whole show.
I don't think so.
I got a bad feeling about it.
Say the goddamn least.
I got a goddamn bad feeling about it.
This is supposed to be my 600th show.
You know, this is supposed to be my 600th episode, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I'm serious, man.
Accidentally Calling Donald Trump00:09:39
I can't believe you people made me call Donald Trump.
There's no way that's.
Look, is this for real?
Did somebody is it?
This isn't a real Trump tweet.
Did somebody, did somebody, come on?
I just retweeted a tweet that supposedly Trump did.
I think it's a troll, but either way, leave me alone.
I didn't mean to call Donald Trump.
It was you, bastards.
It was you, troll terrorists, and cyber vermin.
You did it.
You did it.
You did this guy.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I didn't want to call Donald Trump.
I didn't want to.
You bastard!
I hate you!
What a call, Donald Trump, man!
But you, you made me do it.
You scumbag bastards.
You urinal cake curators.
You freaking anal object aficionado scumbag.
Make me do it.
You made me do it.
You made it.
It was your fault.
You made me do it.
I didn't do it.
You did it.
Jesus.
Give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn mic, man.
HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE DID THAT TO ME!
Oh my god.
You know, let's just get.
Do we have any radio graffiti callers for Christ's sake, engineer?
All right, let's just go ahead and get to radio graffiti right now.
I'm just, I'm just so jaded right now, folks.
My apologies.
I'm freaking jaded, man.
I mean, I'm depressed.
These freaking troll terrorists made me call Trower, you ba- You bastards.
Donald Trump, I'm sorry, sir.
President Trump, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do it.
They forced me to do it.
I'm sorry, President Trump.
Please, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, President Trump.
I'm freaking sorry.
I didn't mean to do it.
I'm sorry.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, man.
I didn't mean to do it, President Trump.
I didn't mean to do it.
Oh, God, I didn't mean to do it.
You scumbag trolls out here.
They gave me a number.
They said it was a prostitute.
I thought I was trying to do a Jesus thing.
I didn't mean to do it.
I didn't mean to do it, man.
I didn't mean to do it, man.
Jesus Christ.
I don't even want to do this show now.
I don't even want to do this show.
Oh, man.
Give me the freaking goddamn mic, man.
How dare you, man?
How dare you, bastards?
I'm just going to take a couple of calls.
I don't know what the hell's going to happen here.
I don't know what's going on.
What a horrible 600th episode!
You scumbag!
You bastard!
How dare you?
You made me call Trump, you bastards, man.
Oh, man, I'm just my heart, man.
My freaking heart hurts.
What a horrible Christmas Eve Eve, man.
Oh, God.
Oh.
Jesus Christ, man.
You bastards, man.
It's all you are a bunch of no-good bastards.
I didn't mean it, man.
I didn't mean it.
I can't believe you made me do that, man.
I, I, I...
I'm just, let's just go to freaking radio graffiti.
I'm just, I'm so almost so done with this broadcast.
I may even erase this broadcast.
I want to erase it from existence.
I don't even want this broadcast to exist.
I'm seriously considering just stopping the broadcast now and ending it and erasing it from history.
I'm not even joking around about it, man.
I'm not even joking around.
Here, let me bring on somebody who's a friendly face around here.
How about Raiden Snake?
What's going on, Raiden?
How you doing, man?
I'm right, go some side to hear what happened.
Do you see what I mean?
What I said last week, you know?
I'm starting to see it very loud and clear.
I'm telling you, this is horrible what they've done to me.
How dare they, man?
I know.
I know, and you wonder what you remember the crap I had to put up with two weeks ago?
Seriously.
Yeah, believe me, I understand the kind of crap that you had to put up with there, Raiden Snake.
And my apologies on that.
But I never thought that these damn troll terrorists, cyber vermin bastards would stoop this low.
Have me, unbeknownst to myself, have me call up Donald Trump and just do what I just did.
I'm upset, Raiden.
I'm sorry, man.
No, I don't believe it.
Listen, can I make a strong suggestion?
But it's totally up to you, and this is just a fall because you haven't done this in a while.
Would you be willing to put Karaskin on?
At least do it and ask Karaskin if you're in the mood for it.
If you're up for it, it's up to you, though.
But it's my strong suggestion to you.
Just to lighten the mood a bit.
You know what?
Hey, you know what, Raiden Snake?
That sounds like a not a bad idea.
That sounds like a not a bad idea.
You know what?
Thank you very much, Raiden Snake.
Let me see if Karaskin is still even on the horn here.
Hey, Engineer, is Karraskin still on the horn?
All right, well, he's looking for him.
So once we get Karraskin on the horn here, we'll go ahead and do an Ask Karraskin session.
I don't do I don't think he do you see him?
All right, well, he's looking for him right now, folks.
And once we find Karaskin, I guess we'll go ahead and do an As Karaskin session.
That sounds pretty good.
Unfortunately, I don't think he's on the horn.
The engineers give me a no-go on it, so we're just going continuing on to Radio Graffiti.
Let's see what we got going on over here.
How about area code 708 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, what's up?
How's it going?
It's going pretty good.
You know, it's G, right?
No, hey, hey, G, what's going on?
Where have you been, man?
I thought you were dead.
That thing was trolled.
Someone tried to troll you to make you think that I was dead for some reason.
I don't know why.
Yeah, well, you know what?
It's good to hear from you, G. You know, Merry Christmas to you and your family.
I know we kind of left off on a bad note here, but I want you to know we didn't oust you from the inner circle or anything of that capacity.
All right, it's good to hear from you.
Do you want to say anything?
Have a few words?
We haven't heard from you anywhere.
I thought you were dead.
So, you know, now that you've come back from the dead, what do you have anything to say, man?
I just wanted to say have a Merry Christmas, a happy new year, and have some good times.
You know, I'm in some of that peppermint candy and old thing.
Yeah, I hear you.
It's good to hear from you, G. Wow.
You see, I'm telling you, this 600th episode is mind-blowing, man.
It's freaking mind-blowing out here.
Freaking G, got you.
You just showed up.
Back from the dead, old G. Hey, man, good to hear from you, G. Let's continue going.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Blackwoods, that was a member of the Trump Tower bar there.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
Woo!
Handling Radio Graffiti Calls00:03:00
No, no, you know what?
I didn't say that.
That's a freaking splice.
All right, that's a freaking splice for Christ's sake.
Anonymous radio goddamn graffiti.
Blackwoods, that was a member of the Trump Tower bar there.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, look, shut that stupid crap up, you stupid moron.
Hang some of these anonymouses up that they're going to be playing the same goddamn thing, engineer.
Goddamn, anonymous radio graffiti.
This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
As Ghost's half-inch John Holmes sausage became erect with excitement, the engineer penetrated his wife.
His wife screamed, oh yes, engineer, your 12-inch black cock feels so good inside my mouth.
Jesus, shut up, you stupid sick prick.
Jesus Christ, how unoriginal and pathetic.
I expect a little more from you, Sparta, you unoriginal prick.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Well, yeah, I'm very proud of you, for Christ's sake.
How about 973 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, from Time, Tom, Time, 25 on the seat.
Okay, I'm very proud of you.
How about 435, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, this is Big McIntosh.
I'm just going to let you know that one pony capitalist plus hundreds of cans that you have in your room just doesn't seem to add up to your capitalism.
But with me, I'm a real capitalist.
Yep.
Yeah, well, I'm very proud of you.
Yeah, you sound like one, too.
How about 631, Radio Graffiti?
I'm the reason why Joe Ass ain't allowed back on 6th Street, you cha-ass crackass bitch.
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Reacting to Alex Jones Comments00:16:21
Are you kidding me?
What?
Because of you?
Do I sound like I'm kidding?
I'm at the chug in my head.
I mean, I would love to talk to you, but your Obama phone sucks the chrome of a 57 Chevy bumper.
I mean, are you trying to compete for the best black guy for 2016, sir?
That's black guy.
Why don't you shut your fat ass hockey ass up, bitch?
Yeah, well, you sound like a white man trying to act black.
So get this idiot out of.
Get him out!
I hope a gang of blacks come up to you, beat the living bee Jesus out of you.
Turn you purple so at least you have a little bit of tint to your damn white body since you're trying to sit here and sound like a brother from another mother.
How about 903 radio graffiti?
Alex 456Poe, radio graffiti.
You know what?
Hillary Clinton rape my diss drag whore.
Granny.
I approved this.
Oh, okay.
Hama.
Hama, come back here, please.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Go ahead.
I'm a lingus.
Oh, you sick son of a bitch.
Man, you sons of bitches.
I'm telling you, getting sicker and sicker as days go freaking by for Christ's sake.
Sicker and sicker.
Man, I don't even know why I keep doing it.
I don't even know why I'm doing this broadcast right now.
Seriously, man, I am so jaded after you assholes force me to call the Trump Tower for Christ's sake.
Give me the mic!
Give me the mic!
Jesus Christ, man, freaking forcing me to call the Trump Tower assholes.
Good God, man.
Oh, my God.
Who else do we have here?
How about 248 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost.
I just wanted to say Merry Christmas, and I hope they catch that prank caller who called the Trump Tower.
I mean, that's uncapitalistic.
You know.
Shut up!
Nobody asked you!
Shut up!
They tricked me to do it!
You heard it, and everybody else did shut up!
Anonymous radio goddamn graffiti.
I literally, I just freaking said that, ass crack.
I literally just freaking said that.
Jesus Christ, what a 600th episode, man.
I'm serious.
I think I'm going to take this down.
I think I should end this year soon and just take the freaking episode down so it can be erased from history.
I'm going to erase this show from history.
This is a horrible episode.
I can't believe you people did this to me.
I mean, I look stupid in front of Donald Trump.
You made me look stupid in front of President Trump, you sack of crap.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
A number six, extra tip.
A number seven, two number.
Here's this asshole.
Look, I am not a to-go order drive-through, brother.
This ain't chicken chicken.
805, Radio Graffiti.
I believe in Santa Claus.
Like I believe in love.
I believe in Santa Claus and everything he does.
There's no question in my mind.
Look at this stupid cuck.
Are you kidding?
Did somebody actually write a song like that?
I believe in Santa Claus.
I believe in Santa Claus.
Well, there needs to be some freaking.
You need to be put on a sex database if you love Santa Claus that much in your old damn Mandead boy.
Just saying.
How about 352 Radio Graffiti?
Want to sit with me under the mistletoe?
I placed it on my balls this year to make you look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
Shut up, you son of a bitch, and stop ripping me off, Santa.
That's my line.
Look, I got Santa Claus ripping off my material now, you sack of crap.
Jesus Christ.
813, Radio Graffiti.
When was the last time you saw Chevrolet?
I'm sorry, man.
I didn't make it for a private cop.
I didn't make it for it.
Oh, God, it made it real.
Yo, that's not funny, ass crack.
That's not funny.
Obama lights up your coder 760 Radio Graffiti Hear you, you stupid chipmunk.
Good God, how about four four six one, nine radio graffiti.
Hey ghost, by popular demand people have been asking me to bootleg temples since, uh crap, so I'm gonna do it.
Uh well, you know what you could.
You could bootleg a burrito up your ass, Asho.
All right, I really don't appreciate that one bit.
All right, go chew on a rubber tortilla and and and shove your bootlegs up your shit funnel.
Jesus Christ, I'm telling everybody's pissing me off today.
I got people betraying me.
I got people forcing me to call up Donald Trump's tower.
For Christ's sake you, son of a bitch you, son of a bitch, you little son of a bitch.
How about five four, zero radio graffiti?
I could have a political debate with anybody.
Alex Jones, are you there?
I'm going to ask you a question.
Are you either very sleepy or have you had some beer?
All right, get off, you stupid moron.
Alex sits here and makes these hyper-dramatic films about how America is going to have their children eaten by the New World Order.
And yet, this idiot provides no solution.
Number one, I don't know who you are.
Number two, you say I won't debate you.
Number three, you say all these people are your good friends, and you have this appeal to authority that you have answered all the ways to stop World War III.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
Shut up.
I just want him to admit that he has viewed my show and has taken some of the things that yours truly does and does it himself.
Fine, we're all bad.
You know you're good.
Do something.
Let's get this.
Get him out of here for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Oh, my God.
I don't know if that was a splice or what it was, but give me a break.
All right.
Give me a damn break.
And not to mention, haven't you noticed that Alex Jones, he's getting a little bit more egotistical on his broadcast.
Now it's the Alex Jones show, the Alex Jones broadcast, the Alex Jones channel.
He's putting himself as opposed to his team on there.
Come on, Alex, man.
I mean, I thought you were legitimately funding a legit news organization.
All right?
I mean, stop being so egotistical and, you know, allow some new blood to come in and disseminate information.
Anyway, let's continue going.
443 radio graffiti.
Super smash radio graffiti.
Ghost is a clone of energy.
Do we have any radio graffiti callers or a ghost?
All right, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti calls.
You son of a bitch, shut up and stop making me sound like a damn cartoon, please.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, it's Twilly here.
I just wanted to come up and wish you a Merry Christmas.
They won't be here on Christmas Eve, so they made you a special Christmas video that I'm tweeting right now.
Merry Christmas.
And to the bronies, happy Australian.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Are you joking?
Did Tweely actually do this?
What kind of a video is that?
What kind of video is this?
What's going on here?
Gatkin Radio Graffiti.
Come, let's go.
Christmas parties in the cupboard just like a sofa ghost at the bike as a rough feeling.
Come, let's go like a pony.
Let the pony jump the choice.
I want it.
All right.
Turn it off, engineer.
We get it.
Tweeley Atkins, you know, a little show tune, a little Christmas carol for yours, truly.
I appreciate it there, Tweely, all right?
Even though it's a goddamn brony situation going on over there.
Jesus Christ.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Twilly Atkins radio graffiti.
This is the story of a pony named Ghost who hated heart swarming Eve.
I'm not even going to celebrate Christmas this year.
How about that?
Ah, Christ, though!
I am the spirit of heart swarming yet to come.
Go away!
Ghosts of Christmas, get away!
You will succeed in erasing the holiday as you wished.
Christmas sucks anyway, all right?
All right, you bronies are all trying to vie for the damn infamous Brony of the Year Ghosties Award for 2016.
I get it, all right?
I'm tired of being infested by bronies.
Good God.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
We can't even understand you because your goddamn computer sucks the chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper.
What are you working on anyway?
A 386SX for Christ's sake?
Stupid son of a bitch.
818 Radio Graffiti.
Okay, we've got a Helen Keller deaf mute going on over here.
How about the...
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
George Floyd.
Are you kidding?
Shut that stupid crap off.
That's not even worth trolling.
That's not even funny, you asshole.
The national anthem to George Soros.
Shove it up, your ass.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
67, two number 45, one with T, to number 9.
Shut that asshole up already, man.
This ain't Kentucky Fried Chicken, baby.
Good God, man.
903 Radio Graffiti.
Alex 456 Poe, Radio Graffiti.
Two Pendehai in the Cochina.
My wife.
All right, Adiba, right now.
That's what you mean, boy.
Do you hear that?
You son of a bitch, goddammit, you silent!
Shut up!
Damn it, man!
What kind of 600th episode is this?
What kind of 600th episode is this, man?
I mean, I'm seriously thinking about deleting this crap.
I'm not even joking.
I'm seriously thinking about just deleting this goddamn show.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Give me the.
Give me the mic.
with freaking Mike, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm going to end this broadcast, man.
I'm saying, you people have ruined this freaking Baller Friday, first and foremost.
You have ruined my 600th show.
You made me call Donald Trump!
God damn you all to hell!
God damn you all to bloody hell for sitting here and forcing me and tricking me into calling Donald Trump.
You're all making me look stupid in front of President Trump.
You're all making me stink.
God damn it!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Let me just.
I'm tired of this crap, man.
I'm just so tired of this garbage.
213 radio goddamn graffiti.
Just like love.
I know these men waiting to be rich.
I believe in man.
But there was.
All right, we get it for Christ.
What is that?
What is that?
Some John Denver crap?
What was that?
Oh, take me off.
Oh, take me all to the place where I belong.
Oh, take me off.
I mean, you know, John Denver, man, you know, God rest his soul, you know, is a folky singer, got drunk one night, decided to take his plane out for a ride, and ran into a mountain.
Exploring Ask Karaskin Segment00:07:00
No offense, I'm sorry.
It's just, you know, anyway.
And I'm sorry.
I don't even know where I'm going with that.
Let's get to Karaskin.
How about Karaskin?
You on the horn, Karaskin?
Yeah, about time, too.
I'm just trying to get in.
Hey, what's going on, Karaskin?
You know, what we're going to do here is we're going to go play an old-fashioned segment of the show called Ask Karaskin.
What I want you to do is give me a call right now at 563-999-3791 and ask Karaskin any question that you may have on your mind.
That's why we call this little segment Ask Karaskin.
So are you ready to answer the questions that anybody may pose to you there, Karaskin?
Sure.
Let's get this over with.
All right.
Let's go ahead and do it.
Let's see what people have to say out here, what people have to ask Karaskin about.
All right, let's go ahead and take some callers right now.
All right, who do we got here?
How about Jesus Christ?
How about these were all anonymous callers?
I know they're going to be a bunch of jerk dicks.
How about 832?
Ask Karaskin.
Karaskin, I want to know how white is your assert?
Because I want to see my penis considering everyone I'm going to do.
Get him out of the jeans.
I don't want that.
But Karaskin, I already want to sit with you.
You're not going to do something with me ever.
Okay, I don't want to get in the wrong with your frocky.
Yeah, get him off.
Get him off, engineer.
Good God.
I'm telling you, this guy, this German the Frog, I mean, what a sick, twisted internet butt stalker fruit bowl, this guy.
You know what?
Yeah, you know what?
I think he also tried to stalk me on Twitter, too.
He's trying to stalk you on Twitter.
German the Frog?
Yep.
German.
Oh, my God.
That's.
Well, let's keep going.
Let's see what maybe somebody else has something to say.
Maybe something.
How about 248?
Ask Karaskin.
Hey, Karaskin, how's this going?
Not too bad.
How about you?
I'm doing well.
I'm just sitting here waiting for you to put your peppermint dick in my anus.
In your dreams, butt boy.
No, in my mouth.
Ew.
Oh, my God.
Dude, let's get comedian, man.
I mean, what the hell is this crap?
What is this fruit ball garbage going on?
This is Ask Karaskin, man.
This is Ask Karaskin.
Stop booting up the damn broadcast and smelling up the whole goddamn broadcast like butt crack.
Stop it now.
Good God.
Sorry about this, Karaskin.
All right, we're trying to get some legit questions here.
Unfortunately, we're running into these sickos.
Sorry about that, man.
No, no, no.
I understand.
I understand.
That's fine.
All right.
Well, let's see who else we have here.
Once again, this is the segment of the show that we like to call Ask Karaskin, where you get to ask Karaskin anything that you may want to ask him.
I think we got Trump and Capitalist.
What's going on?
Ask Karaskin.
Good evening, everybody.
This is Trump and Capitalist.
How are you doing tonight, Karaskin?
Oh, not too bad.
What's up with you today?
Not much.
I'm feeling absolutely great.
I feel very good.
And I just wanted to ask you a question.
So answer me, what made you get into art?
What made you get into drawing in the first place?
I really want to know.
The first time I started drawing was back in years, that was like years ago.
It was like four years ago.
Well, not four years.
I mean, when I was four, and I started drawing ever since.
And as time goes by, it started to improve my skills.
It's like I'm learning from the Masters of Arts.
Everywhere I see, I take some influence of it and try to capture the style as best I could.
Sounds very, very unique.
And I really admire your art skills.
I've seen your art skills on Davy and Art and everything.
You have some very good art that I really wish I could buy.
I mean, it's very, very impressive.
And you have a gift, man.
And really, I really think we could be like a political cartoonist one day or something of that nature.
Ah, man.
Thanks a lot, man.
That means a lot to me.
Yeah, yeah.
No kidding, Trumpet, man.
Thank you for the positive words to Karaskin, man.
And Merry Christ.
Well, I'm sorry, I shouldn't say Merry Christmas to Trumpin, but happy Hanukkah, Trumpin.
How about Jimmy Capitalist?
What's going on?
Ask Karaskin, Jimmy.
Hey, Karaskin, how you doing?
Oh, not much.
How about you?
I'm doing pretty good, man.
Hey, I got a question, man.
I know you're a dynast capitalist.
I was wondering what you would charge me for a drawing of Ghost the Engineer and Tub Guy all playing around in the tub.
Oh, no, no.
Come on, Jimmy.
No!
Come on, really.
Oh, man.
God, I don't know where that came from from, Jimmy, man.
I don't know where that came from.
Good God.
I'm pretty.
Oh, my God.
How about 403?
403 Ask Karaskin.
Ghost Pro Honky Harry, in regards to Kermit and all the gay calls, why would you have a segment called Ask Karaskin if you can't call up and ask for a good old piece of ass?
Oh, man, what the hell?
What's going on here?
What's going on?
What the?
Oh, good.
This is wrong.
There's so many reasons.
You know, I'm just going to take a couple of more of these calls, Karaskin, and then I don't like where this is going.
I don't like where this is going at all.
How about Eric Code 830?
Ask Karaskin.
Hey, Gothan, Akaraskin.
How are y'all today?
Hey, not much, you.
How you doing, man?
I'm going to ask you a couple of things.
One, what the hell is your problem with goat meat?
I don't know.
They taste it terrible.
I don't like it.
Well, because we've had it cooked a certain way and it tastes like shit.
Gosh, really?
Are we going to start this whole gold thing?
If you have it slow smoked, it tastes like damn pot roast.
Uh, that's just, ah, never mind.
And secondly, I was wondering, how much do you charge for Undertale porn?
Discussing Goat Meat Taste00:03:04
Ah, no.
No.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, stop hating on Karaskin, man.
Stop player hating on Karaskin already, everybody.
Jesus Christ, man.
And now they're going to do naked goat art.
No, I'm not going to do that.
Yeah, I don't blame you.
Hey, you know what?
Thank you very much for doing an Ask Karaskiman, the Ask Karaskin segment with us there, Karaskin.
I appreciate it.
We got about 15 minutes left on this horrible 600th episode of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Or it's actually the true hundredth.
It's episode number four or 17, but 600th episode overall.
Horrible episode.
I can't believe that you people have done this to me at this point in time.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
And let's just see.
Let's just see how this last 15 minutes of this broadcast is going to end.
Freaking unappreciative jerk asses, man.
You know, I got to do a broadcast tomorrow.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, let's continue going.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Let's see here.
Oh, yeah, King Tom.
I'm playing two number nine.
Number nine, Lodge, number six with extra tip.
What the hell is going on?
What's going on with this troll, all right?
I'm not a goddamn drive-through.
Shut up!
Oh, my God, man.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
At this point, his grandmother went into a diabetic.
Well, unfortunately, you got knocked off because you suck.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
That was that was a member of the Trump Tower bar there.
Oh, yeah.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shoot!
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Yanking Episode Off Air00:13:10
Jesus Christ.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Lock with radio graffiti.
The 12th day of Christmas, but don't give you me.
12 plus 5, 11, plus 2 player 10, band on his nine big broad date, Obama phone, seven, brony calling, sick, death, mute, five, pats of cat, four autographed reach out room to numbers, and a tough guy in a joky.
Ah, Jesus, God.
I mean, this is getting worse and worse and worse and worse.
Worse!
I mean, good damn it, what a stupid 100th episode!
What a piece of garbage 600th episode!
What a troll terrorist and cyber vermin written 600th episode.
I mean, good God.
about yanking this goddamn episode off.
And literally, I just want to forget about this episode.
I want to forget about it.
I mean, I'm serious.
I straight up just want to forget about this episode.
And I want it to just literally just go away.
All right?
I'm just, I just want to go away.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Number nine, Lord.
Anonymous.
Shut up with this idiot, please.
Shut up.
Jesus.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Templeton Sanders Radio Graffiti.
Anyway, folks, without any further ado, let's get everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about shooting niggers.
Man, you know, that's freaking horrible.
I never.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you, I am tired of this broadcast.
I mean, this damn broadcast can't end soon enough.
It can't end soon enough, man.
I mean, it seems to me that the time of this broadcast is going slow and slow and slow and slow.
Broadcast can't come soon enough.
I'm not joking around, man.
I'm sick of this broadcast, man.
I'm not kidding around.
I'm thinking about erasing this broadcast from TCR history.
Erasing it from history.
Give me the damn mic for Christ's sake, man.
I'm serious.
This is a horrible episode, man.
This is a horrible episode.
I mean, not only that, this is Christmas Eve Eve as well, man.
This is Christmas Eve Eve as well.
Oh, man.
908 Radio Graffiti.
I'm just, I'm just so sick.
I'm tired of this crap.
I'm not kidding around.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
I mean, why are you even calling up, you morons?
805, radio graffiti.
Put one foot in front of the other.
And soon you'll be walking across the floor.
Put one foot in front of the other.
And soon you'll be walking out the door.
You never.
Just shut up.
Why don't you just shut up?
425, radio graffiti.
To order a prostitute around the New York area, but I recommend you be careful because there's a bunch of Secret Service around, thanks to President Trump.
Okay.
I have no idea what the hell that was supposed to mean, but all right.
Who else do we have here?
How about another anonymous radio graffiti?
Number nine, lodge.
Number six with extra dips.
Number seven.
Who number 45?
One with extra speed.
And a lodge.
Shut up with this stupid troll.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ, enough with this garbage, man!
I've had just about enough of all this crap.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Not bad.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Woo.
Woo.
Oh.
Shut, shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
God damn it.
This freaking show won't end.
This show shouldn't get to end for Christmas.
I'm sick and tired of this dumb show, for Christ's sake.
I want it to end already.
I want it to end.
I want it to freaking end already, man.
Give me a break.
Hold on.
Give me the mic.
Give me the freaking mic.
Hold on just a second.
What's going on here on Twitter, for Christ's sake?
What the hell's going on here?
Hey, Karaskin, are you there?
Yeah, I'm here.
Would you mind if you're not?
Yeah, hold on just a second.
I mean, people are telling me, people are telling me that somebody wants to speak to you here.
Let me see if I can get them on the horn here.
Apparently, hold on here.
I'm trying to look and see if I can find the individual on the horn.
I can't find him.
Oh, he's there.
614, are you there, sir?
Hello?
Hello, 614.
614, are you there?
Well, he's not answering here for some reason.
I mean, I've had a blow-up on Twitter.
Are you there, 614?
Well, unfortunately, it didn't happen.
I'm sorry, Karaskin.
I thought we had something on there.
People are bombing my Twitter.
I don't know what the hell for.
I mean, if nothing's going to happen.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
How about another anonymous radio graffiti?
Night Prowler radio graffiti.
I am going to.
with Templeton Crap.
Just shut.
Shut up, man.
I mean, I'm telling you, this freaking show just can't end.
It's never going to end.
There's still five minutes left.
never going to end.
It's never going to freaking end.
I'm telling you this right now.
Unless I end it.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Number seven, extra seven.
245.
140.
Extra extra 14.
Number 9.
Shut this crap up.
I mean, what the f what's going on with this stupid troll?
I'm getting sick of it.
What in the hell is going on with that dumb troll?
I'm getting sick of it.
a remix in it now?
I'm just getting so upset.
I'm getting so pissed off.
I'm getting so freaking angry out here.
And all I'm trying to do is conduct a decent goddamn broadcast.
That's all I'm trying to do.
You know, I try to make it a little interactive out here by giving some goddamn Twitter shout outs, some radio graffiti calls, for Christ's sake.
And for whatever reason, for whatever goddamn reason, you people just use this as a venue, as an opportunity to make my life a living hell.
And I really don't appreciate it, man.
I deserve more respect than this.
All right, I'm not joking around.
deserve more respect i deserve more respect in this I can tell you that right, goddamn now.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
My name is Cleveland Lamb Brown, and I am proud to be right back in my hometown with my new family.
Just shut up.
Shut up, man.
There's three minutes left.
Thank God.
Thank God this show is just about to be over because I can't stand another second of this goddamn show.
One of the worst shows I've probably ever conducted in my freaking broadcasting career.
One of the worst damn shows for Christ.
And I'm still going to do a Christmas Eve show tomorrow.
Jesus Christ.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Can't you just shut up?
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
At this point, his grandmother went into a diabetic coma.
Despite this sudden development, as well as the wall of hardened shit that even Mongolians couldn't break through, preventing Ghost from enjoying her love lasagna.
Shut up, man.
I'm telling you, you guys are getting sicker and sicker with this crap.
I just don't get it, man.
I don't get it one bit.
I don't get it.
I don't even want to get it.
Jesus Christ.
I can't end this on this for Christ's sake.
Who else do we have on the horn here?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Let's put CD here.
Oh, yeah, I think only nine lodge.
Shut up with that stupid troll, man.
You know what?
I'm done with this broadcast.
You know that?
Stick a fork in me.
I'm done.
Stick a goddamn fucking hand.
I've had enough of this broadcast.
I've had enough of this 600th episode for one day.
I'm not even sure if I'm going to get to keep this on to download in the freaking archive.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not joking around.
I can't believe this crap.
I can't believe what you people did to me.
I can't believe what you people have done to me.
Anyway, folks, look, I'm going to do a broadcast tomorrow for Christmas Eve.
It's going to be at 6 p.m. Central Standard Texas time.
All right?
And let me tell you, you've already wrecked my 600th episode.
Don't you dare.
Don't you goddamn dare dare try to mess up my freaking Christmas Eve.
All right, do not even dare, you scumbags.
Anyway, folks, follow me on Twitter.
The Twitter name to follow is PoliticsGhost.
All one word, no underscores.
Politics Ghost is the name to follow.
All right?
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