Ghost hosts True Capitalist Radio's February 28, 2012 episode, predicting a bullish market until June despite mixed economic data and celebrating silver's surge to $37.01. He critiques GOP candidates like Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney while condemning Ron Paul's delegate strategy and the UN's failure regarding Syria's 7,500 deaths. The broadcast escalates as Ghost enforces "chat room martial law" against trolls, discusses Google's search history policy, promotes anti-SOPA efforts, and signs off after threatening lawsuits amidst chaotic caller interactions. [Automatically generated summary]
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Last dollar.
This is True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass host business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators.
The man they call...
Go Me.
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
And I know, I know, it's been a long, long time since I've done a damn broadcast.
And I want to say my sincerest apologies.
But you got to forgive me.
I've been a little jaded.
All right?
I've been jaded, to say the least.
I mean, all you got to do is just listen to the past few broadcasts, and you can just take a good whiff of the reasoning why I'm just jaded about continuously coming up on here and giving a consistent broadcast.
But anyway, I'm hyped today.
It's a Taco Taco Tuesday.
Yeah.
And let me tell you something.
I hope that you had some vested interest in the markets today, in any part of the market.
I mean, everything was up and up and up and up.
And everything has been on a bullish trend, just like yours truly has prognosticated.
I mean, I hate to keep tooting my own horn here, but beep beep.
Come on, man.
Anyway, folks, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
Go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And of course, for all you fat, jelly-ass hambones that are too lazy to open up another browser, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player under there, and all kinds of little buttons underneath the player.
Retweet this buttons, Google plus buttons, Facebook like buttons, share this buttons, email this buttons.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
All right, it's just a freaking quip, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I want to say thank everybody for tuning in with me up in here.
I know it's been a long time since I conducted a broadcast.
Once again, I've been jaded.
All you folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, this is episode number 213, episode number 213 for all those keeping track of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And god damn it, man, I'm feeling good.
I already got my drinks broke out.
All right?
I've already got my drinks broken out for Christ's sake.
Oh, man, some good stuff.
I want to say cheers to all the true capitalists that have been listening.
And, of course, to everybody in the capitalist army, you know who you are.
All the members of the capitalist army, cheers.
We were kicking ass while I've been going away from this show, and I want to say my sincerest props to the capitalist army.
Anyway, folks, before we get into anything else, I just wanted to toot my own horn one more time.
BP, because the market bulls got pockets full today, baby.
Let's go to the Dow Jones Industrials.
All right, let's get to the markets.
All right.
Now, the Dow Jones Industrials closed out exactly where the breakout point I prognosticated early this morning in the tweet closed out at 13,005.
That's right, the first time we have closed over 13,000 since 2008 for the Dow Jones Industrials.
All right, it was a helter-skelter market.
We saw a little bit on the decrease.
We saw it pop up.
We saw it go down.
Definitely a helter-skelter situation.
But still, we closed out over 13,000, which is a great point, in my opinion.
I think that's a good metric for anybody.
Once again, I had prognosticated that we are going to see short-term spikes up until, like I said, up until about June, maybe possibly lasting into July.
But after this short-term spikes in the equities market, we're going to see another retraction because, in my personal opinion, these high gas prices that we're witnessing right now are going to start hurting us.
They're going to start hurting the bottom line of a lot of different companies.
It's going to hurt the bottom line to consumer sentiment.
It's going to hurt the bottom line to a lot of things.
So, once again, if you want to get on that bandwagon, if you want to get a surfboard and ride those waves of volatility all the way to this bullish top, I strongly advise somebody to go ahead.
All right.
I mean, get something.
Grab a hold of something, baby.
We're at Dow Jones Industrials 13,000, for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this crap?
We're at Dow Jones Industrial 13,000.
Good God.
What do you mean for doing?
I've been broadcasting here for over a year under the True Capitalist Radio Show title out here.
Where have you been?
I mean, I hope that you folks have been listening and have been contemplating and listening into a lot of the analysis that I've been putting forth out here because if you had, you'd be making some major freaking money.
Anyway, Dow Jones Industrials up 23.61 points, a percentage increase of 0.18%.
And as I said earlier, the Dow Jones Industrials closes out at 13,50 points for the SNP or excuse me, for the Dow Jones Industrials.
Now, let's go to the SP because the SP, I thought it was going to go a little higher.
I thought we were going to see possibly a percent, possibly a percent and a half increase this morning.
But, of course, we saw those bad reports come out.
We saw home sales or the price of homes falling down in that Tay Schiller report.
And, of course, we saw the bad economic data coming out as it relates to the, Jesus Christ, I'm forgetting.
There's so much freaking news for Christ's sake.
And plus, I've got all these goddamn assholes in the chat room.
They're already giving me crap, man.
I knew I shouldn't have freaking opened up this piece of crap chat room.
God damn it.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me continue.
Durable goods, that's what I meant to say.
Durable goods sink to a three-year low.
All right.
Now, once you saw these first reports come out, you saw the market in the beginning of the morning go down.
I mean, it was really, really down.
Then it started going back up.
Then we saw the good consumer sentiment numbers.
And then we started seeing everything go up.
Everything.
Not just equities, but commodities.
But we're going to get to commodities in just a second.
Let's just go ahead and get to the SP because I thought we were going to get to a little bit more of a higher jump today.
But unfortunately, all these mixture, mixed bags of different reactions has, you know, got the investors still impulsively twisted.
I mean, just take a look at everything up.
Everything.
Everything across the board.
10-year bonds up.
We've got the commodities up.
We've got equities up.
All right.
I mean, everything is up.
That just goes to show you that the investors don't know what the hell to do.
They're running scared out here.
You know, nobody knows any kind of fundamentals based upon all the different types of data.
So that's why I was saying, I figured, you know, we're having pretty good earnings this quarter.
I figured that we would have been at Dow Jones Industrials 13,000 a long time ago.
And secondly, I thought that we were going to see the SP, you know, pop a little bit harder.
I mean, I think that, you know, there's a lot of retention out there in the SP investment market.
I think that we were supposed to see at least, you know, in my personal opinion, I thought, you know, we could have at least seen about $1,400 by now in the SP.
I mean, hell, the NASDAQ is getting close to 3,000 before the SP goes up to about 1,400.
But anyway, these are all different metrics that people go by.
Let's just get to the goddamn market so I can get to your calls.
I've been gone for a long time.
I've been gone, so I want to get to the markets, and then I want to take your calls because it's Taco Taco Tuesday.
Anyway, SP is up 4.59 points, a percentage increase of 0.34%, closing out the SP at 1,372.18 points for the SP 500.
We've got the NASDAQ, just like I was alluding to just a second ago.
The NASDAQ is up 20.60 points, a percentage increase of 0.69%, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,986.76 points for the NASDAQ composite.
I'm telling you, we're approaching 3,000, baby.
We're approaching 3,000 NASDAQ.
Show me the money, baby.
Show me the money.
We're getting, I mean, let me tell you, it's a bull rally here.
I don't know what you people are doing.
And not to mention these investors that are already in the market.
I don't know what the hell you're doing either.
You're a bunch of pussy-whipped investors for Christ's sake.
We're in the midst of a bull run here.
It may be short-term, but we're in the middle of a bull run.
So let it run, baby.
Let it run.
Anyway, let's get to the FTSE 100, shall we, for our brethren across the pond in the UK.
The FTSE 100 is up 12.36 points, a percentage increase of 0.21%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,927.91 points for the FTSE 100.
We've got the DAX up 38.03 points.
And of course, for you folks that don't know what the DAX is, it's, how can I put it?
Our German brethren.
Loslovic's Liegen Schlogen, Volkswagen.
Anyway, it is up 38.03 points, a percentage increase of 0.56%, closing out the DAX at 6,887.63 points for the DAX index.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the commodities, shall we?
Because once again, we saw increase in commodities.
But I kind of predicted a flat day today in the oil market, and that's exactly what happened.
I mean, on top of it being flat, it actually receded a little bit.
It actually retracted some bit, but I think that's temporary.
All right.
I actually think that's temporary because in my personal opinion, we've got too much destabilization everywhere.
And not to mention OPEC claiming that they're going to lower production.
Not to mention just a bunch of stuff.
Bunch of stuff.
So we're going to see a short-term, like I said, a retraction.
People are cashing out, man.
We've been seeing nothing but an uptrend since the beginning of last Monday in WTI Sweet Crude and not just WTI, but the whole energy sector in general.
And in my personal opinion, that's why early this morning I put the tweet out that oil will be flat because I anticipated that we were going to see some people selling off and taking profits.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, seriously.
So that's exactly what happened.
So let's get to the energy commodities right now.
We've got Brent crude down today, $2.43, a percentage decrease of 1.96%, closing out Brent crude at $121.74 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline futures are also down today, $18.
That's a percentage decrease of 1.74%.
Heating oil futures also down $5.03.
That's a percentage decrease of 1.53% on the day.
Natural gas also down today, $0.06.
A percentage decrease of 2.50%.
And by God, WTI Sweet Crude also took a dip today, down $2.08.
A percentage decrease of 1.92% on the day.
Closing out WTI at $106.48 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
Even though we saw a retraction, man, it's still $106 a barrel.
That doesn't spell well for the economy out here.
I mean, it's going to make people a little bit apprehensive to take the car out and maybe go for a stroll to the mall or go out for a movie or go out for a freaking meal or something of that nature.
So whenever you see these high increases, especially these high prices of energy, it doesn't spell well at all.
At all, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's get to the agricultural commodities, shall we?
Canola up $5.70.
Let me tell you something.
We've been seeing some gradual increases on canola, man.
It's too bad that I don't play canola.
Anyway, major volatility in the cocoa market was up as high as 80 bucks today, ended up closing on the decrease minus $30.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, can we say taking profits?
A percentage decrease of 1.25% today on the cocoa futures.
Coffee is up today, $1.65, a percentage increase of 0.81%.
And let me tell you something, all you folks that are out there that continue to sip that coffee, that price is going to continue to go up and up and up and up, baby.
All right, so all you people that insist that the only way that you can get by the day, the only way that you can go out and continue to function as a human being is by getting your goddamn shot of caffeine.
Well, it's going to hit you right in the pocketbook, baby.
But you know what?
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You know what, a capitalist like myself, I don't need coffee, all right?
I don't need no stinking coffee.
I'm naturally energized, baby.
All right?
I mean, every time I wake up, I'm naturally energized.
And you want to know why I'm energized?
Because I'm trying to go out and make money and obtain capital, baby, and obtain assets.
That's what makes me naturally energized.
I don't need no freaking coffee, boy.
Jesus Christ, and here we go in the chat room.
Jesus Christ.
Here we go.
The un-American chants once again.
You stupid assholes.
You don't even know.
You see, that's how stupid we are here in this country and in the world, for Christ's sake.
These idiots don't even know that coffee is made in South America, in Mexico, by some goddamn Mexican named Juan Valdez, for Christ's sake, and his donkey.
So don't sit over here and call me un-American, for Christ's sake, because coffee isn't even made in America.
You stupid, silly bastards.
Anyway, let me continue going.
We got corn up today.
Jesus Christ, $8.75.
I mean, what the hell's going on with corn here?
Are we just going to accept these types of prices?
We're no longer subsidizing the corn ethanol industry.
But you want to know what it is?
China, emerging markets coming to America, signing deals with the heartland out here.
They're buying our yields before they're produced.
And then when the yield is actually put out in the market, there's less of it.
And it, how can you put it, goes up and up and up.
And I'm sick of that freaking crap, man.
Let me tell you something.
I consider myself a little bit of a grill master, right?
I'm from Texas.
That's what you people need to understand.
I'm from Texas.
And I consider myself a grill master out here.
Give me some oak wood.
Give me some mesquite wood.
Man, I could cook some beef like you ain't never seen before in your goddamn life.
And what I like is put those corns, you know, and you don't take the husks off the corn, all right?
But you put them corns with them corn husks and you put it on that grill.
Let it simmer for Christ's sake, man.
Let the grill cook that corn.
The best corn you'll ever eat in your goddamn life, baby.
And I'm telling you this right now.
You just wait and see.
If anything ever transpires with this show, I'm going to put out the True Capitalist cookbook.
And everybody's going to be cooking Go style from here to Canadia.
You understand that?
You and me and everybody in here knows it.
Anyway, let me continue going for Christ's sake.
Where else?
Where are we at?
I forgot where we're at.
Where are we at?
All right, we're at cotton.
That's right.
Cotton is up $1.57, a percentage increase of 1.73% on the day.
We've got orange juice futures up $2.80.
We've got wheat futures up $16.50.
That's a percentage increase of 2.35%.
Sugar is down 22 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.86%.
Soybean futures are up $10.
Jesus, a percentage increase of 0.77%.
Lumber was definitely volatile today, I should say.
Jesus Christ, I'm stumbling and mumbling like a little jerk here.
Once again, lumber was volatile because of the negative economic data coming out of housing, but closes on the decrease.
Investing in Silver Baby00:14:25
Down 90 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.32%.
We've got soybean oil futures down 6 cents.
And it looks like none of the damn bullnose bulldykes came out for any of the wool futures today because wool futures are unchanged.
All right, unchanged for Christ's sake.
No beatnecked Ellen DeGeneres.
No Queen Latifah.
No Rosie O'Donnell.
They didn't want to go check out the freshly cut pieces of wool today because wool is unchanged.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me continue going.
We got all kinds of crap going on here in the chat room once again.
I don't even understand why I even freaking open this crap.
You know, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt out here.
I'm like, oh, look at them.
They're one in the chat room.
They're tweeting at me.
They're emailing me.
They're like, oh, please, guys, come on.
I want the chat room going.
It's like one of the things that I look forward to when I'm listening to your podcast.
And I would really appreciate it if you didn't just get shut up.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me continue.
You know what?
I'm going to.
You know what?
Just screw these assholes.
Implement chat room martial law, engineer.
IMPLEMENT CHET RU MARSHAL LAW!
Now look at him now, huh?
Yeah.
Look at you, sorry sack of crap now, huh?
Oh, you little text chat warriors.
You little cyber vermin.
You troll terrorists.
Look at you now, huh?
Huh?
I can't hear you.
That's right.
Your stupid little text chat warrior, little opportunity to be some time wannabe asshole is gone.
It's gone.
It's gone, baby.
And there ain't nothing you can do about it.
Jesus Christ, you're getting me all hyped up, man.
We're not even 20 minutes into the freaking broadcast, for Christ's sake.
Get in my dream.
Jesus.
Oh, man.
Sorry.
My heart's pumping like a rabbit out here.
As you can tell, I'm hype, baby.
I'm hype.
It's a Taco Tuesday.
I've made plenty of profits.
I've broke out the Johnny Walker blue label.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm sitting here, you know, having a few, to say the least.
You know what I'm saying?
So anyway, now that we've got chat room martial law under lockdown, for Christ's sake, and these people can't, you know, flap their Cheo-stained fingers on the keyboard talking garbage at me.
Let's go ahead and continue on for Christ's sake.
All right, where the hell are we at, engineer?
Oh, that's right.
The metals.
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
All right, let's get to copper.
All right.
Now, once again, we saw increases in equities, so that would basically mean we would obviously see some kind of increase in copper, and that's exactly what we saw today.
Copper is up $2.65, a percentage increase of 0.68% on the day.
Let's get to gold, shall we?
We saw, I thought we were going to see a little bit more of a spike in gold, but as you can see, the whole investor community was spread out everywhere in bonds, stocks, and commodities.
So this is why the gold price was a little bit watered down today.
It was down, or it was up, excuse me, $10.70, a percentage increase of 0.60%, closing out gold at $1,785.60 per Troy ounce of gold.
Now, I mean, I'm smiling.
I mean, look at it.
I'm giddy, for Christ's sake.
I'm giddy.
Because did anybody see silver today?
I mean, did anybody see silver today for Christ's sake?
I mean, what have I been saying about silver?
I mean, goddamn it, look in the goddamn archives, blog talkradio.com/slash ghost.
I mean, what have I been saying about silver, baby?
I've been saying it's a bullish ride all the way to the top.
I've priced it in a $50 metric, and then I'd wait and see what the hell the damn investment community is going to do from that point on.
But by God, have you seen silver today?
It is up.
It is up just like I had prognosticated.
And I hate to say this one more time, but the prognosticator of prognosticators strikes again.
Oh my God, silver, baby, is up $1.40, a percentage increase of get this, get this, 3.95% on the day.
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
If you would have just listened to me this weekend, if you would have just had it in the back of your mind and said, you know what, Ghost, he always talks about going out there and, you know, maybe investing in a little bit of silver and I'm going to go out there.
It's the weekend.
It's Saturday.
I'm going to go ahead and get some silver.
If you would have bought some this weekend, all right?
You would be up 3.95% on your goddamn money, baby.
Woo!
Woo!
I'm telling you, it's good to be right, baby.
It's good to be right when everyone's not.
It's good to be king when everyone sucks.
It's good to get high.
Oh, never mind.
I'm just trying to mimic Tom Petty.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, let's get back.
I'm sorry.
You can tell I'm giddy.
I'm giddy.
I've made money all over across the board.
I mean, I'm just kidding, for Christ's sake.
It's a hell of a Taco Tuesday.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, for Christ's sake.
It's a Taco Tuesday, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Silver closes out today at, get this, $37.01 per Troy ounce of silver, baby.
I mean, good God.
Woo!
The prognosticator of prognosticators strikes again.
Man, it's good to be right, man.
And I know there's a lot of people in here saying, well, Ghost, I didn't know if it was true.
I didn't know I was supposed to go out and buy silver.
I thought you were joking.
Well, you know what?
That's too bad.
All right.
You should have listened.
All right.
One of the easiest investments you could do at this point in time, for Christ's sake.
You don't have to know anything.
You don't have to have any kind of insight on the market.
All you have to do is go buy silver for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, there was a young man that posted one of the anti-Lamar Smith videos that actually showed that he's investing in silver.
This kid sounds like he's eight years old.
All right, but he's got his little silver there.
He's probably got it hooked up.
And let me tell you something right now.
He's way ahead of the game than every one of you other jerks that are just sitting there with your pecker shafts in your hand, chafed from spending the freaking all day waxing it to naked pictures of Ricky Martin's butt crap.
Well, you should have been investing in some goddamn silver.
I'm just saying, I'm just planting seeds.
I'm just planting seeds.
You can only lead a horse to water.
You can't make these sons of bitches drink.
All right.
I mean, you know, for all you moot your ass jerk dicks that are over there that are going to try to blame everybody but your goddamn selves for the predicament you're in.
Well, you know, here's another one you can blame for yourself that you didn't listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, baby.
God damn, it's good to be right.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, let's get to livestock, shall we?
We got live cattle futures up today, 52 cents.
That's a percentage increase of 0.41% on the day.
We've got cattle feeder futures up 10 cents, a percentage increase of 0.06% on the day.
And for all you fat, jelly-ass that like to shove a couple of down your goddamn gullet, well, by God, lean hog futures are down today.
35 cents.
That's a percentage decrease of 0.39%.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Woo!
It was a great, great, great day on the market.
I hope that you had some vested interest in it.
If you didn't, well, then that's your fault, baby.
Cheers to all the true capitalists that are listening in, and a definite cheers to the capitalist army.
Let me go ahead and take a sip of this Johnny Walker blue label here.
Oh, my God.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
And as I said, before we move into the next subject matter, is that this bull run that we're seeing in the equities is going to last up until about June time.
All right.
Maybe it'll extend into July.
I have no idea.
But in my personal opinion, my timetable is June, and then we're going to start seeing a retraction because we're going to see all these damn high gas prices, high energy prices finally hit not just the consumer, but all the corporations that utilize gas as a major component to generate revenue.
So we're going to be seeing that, but let me tell you, we're going to continue to see good earnings up until then.
And I think that earnings and decent past sediment is going to be able to fuel this short-term run.
So get on the bandwagon, get your surfboard.
If you don't, it's your fault, Milky Licker.
It's your fault.
Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
It's a great day on the markets.
It's Taco Tuesday.
All right.
Tonight, of course, is the GOP primary in Michigan and Arizona.
All right.
And believe it or not, Rick Santorum is actually giving Mitt Romney a run for his money.
I mean, good God.
I mean, Rick Santorum, are you kidding me?
Come on, Santorum.
I mean, first and foremost, I used to be a conservative, folks.
All right.
I used to be a conservative.
And back about maybe about four years ago, when I thought the conservative movement was legitimate and not a bunch of freaking hypocrites, I actually advocated that Rick Santorum would be a decent president.
You can look back in the archive when I said it.
But at this point in time, America is in such dire straits economically, socially, and politically that we cannot have somebody in the goddamn White House who's going to emphasize social conservatism when we should be emphasizing fiscal conservatism.
We need to be emphasizing a way of bringing back economic growth to the country.
We need a candidate that's going to emphasize an anti-totalitarianism approach to government.
And let me tell you something right now: Rick Santorum doesn't seem that way.
He seems like he wants to utilize government institutions to assert his goddamn interpretation of whatever theocratic goddamn subscription he's subscribing to.
And at the same time, you got Mitt Romney over here.
You know, he's just kind of, I hate to say it.
He's, you know, the John Kerry of the right wing here.
I mean, Mr. Flip Flopper up in here, but I do like his new adjusted personal income tax that he announced right before those previous debates that we just had.
And at the same time, his corporate income tax sounds interesting, but I mean, he just sounds so goddamn Manchurian, man, and so goddamn, you know, this is just disingenuous.
I mean, can somebody inject some enthusiasm into this, man?
I mean, please.
I mean, you know, come on, man, please.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, once again, Mitt Romney, what is this?
Rick Santorum, both these guys in a dead heat in both primaries that are tonight, Michigan and Arizona.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Who are you voting for, for Christ's sake?
I mean, who the hell knows?
Maybe these guys will cancel each other out, and then we'll have Valiant Head Newt Gingrich come out of the goddamn smoke saying, Hey, vote for me.
I'm the right-wing Obama.
I've got grandiose ideas.
I make promises I can't keep, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, and then, of course, you got Ron Paul over here.
Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul.
You know, Ron Paul, for you folks that are unaware, he's already given up on, you know, going through the whole procedural primary cock ass aspect to this whole Republican GOP nominee process, all right?
He's no longer going out there trying to campaign in all these states.
You know what he's trying to do, believe it or not?
He's trying to win delegates.
Now, what the hell does that mean exactly?
Well, folks, what you don't understand is that these primaries and these cock asses that are all being waged across the country, they're just merely symbolic.
They're just merely symbolic.
Because what really counts is the delegates' vote when all these Republican hardlegs and these mumsers get together for the GOP convention.
All right?
And at the GOP convention, that's when all the delegates get together and they're supposed to come to a general consensus on who they're going to allow to be their nominee for the president of the GOP.
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You understand?
And Ron Paul, believe it or not, is not going to go and, you know, I guess he stopped campaigning.
He stopped trying to go out and appease the people, shaking hands, kissing babies.
He's going right after these delegates, and he believes that he can have enough delegates come the GOP convention that whoever wins, whoever wins all these popular primaries and caulk asses, Ron Paul actually believes that he'll have enough delegates to still win the Republican nomination.
I mean, that kind of sounds a little communist, don't you think?
I mean, that kind of sounds a little anti-democratic.
I mean, I'm just saying, you know, you got all these people romantically putting Ron Paul on this pedestal as if this man is like, you know, a great significant leap for mankind as it relates to the political order of America.
But good God, I mean, don't you think that this man, if he was for the people, I'm for the people?
I mean, don't you think that he would go the traditional way of being elected through the people through some kind of democratic process instead of going behind people's backs and trying to grease the palms or whatever the hell he's doing to these delegates so that they can vote his way, come the GOP convention?
This is ridiculous, man.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, stay a little bit consistent, Paul.
I mean, what are you trying to be the dictatorship of the proletariat?
I mean, come on, Ron Paul.
I thought you were anti-totalitarianism, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I think this is horrible what Ron Paul's doing.
I think it's a disgrace.
You know, I said that I was for Ron Paul slightly as it relates to his anti-totalitarian totalitarianism stances on certain bills like SOPA and the NDAA.
But man, for this guy to maneuver around the process of electing the nominee for the president of the GOP, I just think it's ridiculous that this guy's not even going through the process of the primaries and the cock asses.
And he's just going right to these delegates and greasing their palms and doing whatever it I just think it's sick.
I'm serious.
I think it's horrible what he's doing here.
And anybody who's going to justify it, I'd like for you to give me a call right now and justify it.
646-652-4869.
All right?
I want to hear from you.
All right.
We're going to take some calls right now.
Once again, the primaries are tonight in Michigan and Arizona.
And once again, Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum are in a dead heat.
All right?
I want to hear from you.
Not that it matters.
Not that it matters who wins because Ron Paul thinks he's just going to steal the delegates, come to GOB convention, and he's just going to supersede whatever all these primaries and cock asses represent.
So I don't know.
Let's see what happens.
I want to hear from you.
Area code 917, what's up?
What do you think about the GOP?
I think that we should elect Jerry Sandusky for president because children being raped is pretty funny.
Oh, yeah?
All right, 917-518.
You want me to repeat your whole number out?
So maybe people that have been molested or maybe a law enforcement.
Oh, come on.
These people are real brave to say, like, pro-child molestation crap and all this disgusting, despicable nonsense.
But when they want to put, when I put their balls on the table, all of a sudden, no.
Pick up the phone.
Hello?
Yeah, you're going to stand by your statement, boy, or you're going to take it back.
I'll take it back, sir.
Yeah, you better take it back and bow down to the capitalist army.
Say it.
Say you bow down to the capitalist army or I'm giving your goddamn number out.
I bow down.
To the capitalist army.
To the capitalist army.
All right, now get out of here.
Get him off, engineer.
Get him out of here.
This freaking disgusting, despicable child molestation fruit bowl.
Get him off.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not going to sit over here and allow some freaking disgusting, despicable child molestation piece of crap sit here and do this on my show, besmirch my show for Christ's sake.
I'm not going to give his number out.
He bowed down to the capitalist army.
He bowed down, so that's good.
I'm not going to give out his number.
I'm a man of my word.
All right.
Anyway, folks, I'm sorry you all had to see that.
I'm sorry that I'm a little upset at that.
But I'm not going to sit here and accept anybody making jokes about child molestation.
Do you understand that?
I'm not going to do it.
No, I'm not going to do it.
So anyway, we were talking about the GOP ass clowns, all right?
GOP.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Area code 571.
What do you think about the GOP?
Oh, my God.
What the?
Oh, my God.
Jesus, what the what the hell?
What are Jesus Christ, man?
Sick pricks.
336, what's up?
What do you think about GOP?
He goes I can do it.
I'm all right.
You all right?
Yeah, sorry, I've had a little bit of a throat infection for the past few.
I'd like to talk about Herman Kane, if that's okay with you.
Uh Herman Kane?
No, I don't want to talk about Herman Kane.
He embraced Newt Gingrich, and me and him are not on talking terms, all right?
I don't want to talk about him.
We're talking about the GOP.
All right.
570, what's up?
What do you think about the GOP?
Yeah, I think they're all just a bunch of idiots.
Back in my day, Herbert Hoover and Frank Adelmo Roosevelt.
We were voting for and his new deal is crap.
I tell you, we couldn't.
You don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
You can't even troll with historical accuracy for Christ's sake.
Come on.
Why don't you troll with some historical accuracy for Christ's sake?
732, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Yeah, is that me?
That's you, man.
What's up?
That's you, man.
What's up?
Hey, you know, I'm really looking into Vermin Supreme in all seriousness because, you know, I I tend to brush my teeth, you know, at least three or four times a day.
And I'm big on dental health.
You don't think that you'd be thrown into the gingivitis gulag that Vermin Supreme has suggested that he's going to implement once he's president?
Once he's president?
I mean, I'm down for the Colgate Gestapo, you know?
God, Jesus, Chris.
Get him off for Christmas.
Get him off!
I mean, don't you understand the technicalities behind Vermin Supreme and his, you know, Colgate Gestapo?
I mean, don't you understand what that means?
I mean, what if you got freaking, you know, fillings?
You know, what if you got taps for Christ's sake?
You know, I mean, doesn't that make you a candidate to be thrown into the freaking gulag?
Huh?
Have you got any caps?
You got any fillings?
You got cracked teeth?
You got your molars, you know, removed.
You got your wisdom teeth removed for Christ's sake?
I'm just saying, you know, Vermin Supreme, you know, he's got a lot to learn as it relates to implementing policy, all right?
And the Colgate Gestapo, well, he's got to shove that up his clogged up pooper, all right?
Who else do we got going on?
Ericode 443, you're on the horn.
What do you think about the GOP?
I think we should elect Eric Harris as president.
Oh, Jesus, God, that's a horrible thing to say, sir, given the fact that we just had a shooting recently at a freaking high school.
Yeah, well, I think that you're Eric Harris, an engineer at Doin Club.
Shut up, you stupid moron, you stupid issue.
Shut up!
It's not funny whatsoever.
Not freaking funny.
Oh, this should be fresh.
Oh, Jesus.
Thanks, Engineer, for posting this one.
This should be fresh.
Jesus Christ, note party.
What's going on?
You're on the horn note party.
Hello, Mr. Ghost.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Where have you been, Mr. Miss It Munich Trans-Testicle?
Where the hell have you been?
I just haven't I haven't been able to go get to the computer.
I always have to call up to Skype, or I'm going to run up another $800 cell phone bill calling up to you.
Oh, my God.
Well, you know, you could probably service a few glory holes and get a 10-spot each spot.
You can probably pay that up, right?
Oh, yeah, definitely.
That didn't even dawn upon my head.
Now, anyway, what what brings you calling up?
What's on your mind there, you trans-testicle?
Well, first, I love you, ghost, but I'd like to say that I'd always go over Rick Santorum, or uh, I'd rather go with Mitt Romney over Rick Santorum, because I really don't like Rick Santorum.
You don't like Rick Santorum?
Why is it because of his anti-homosexual stance, anti-trans-testicle stance?
Yes, definitely.
I mean, it's it's not fair, ghost.
We're we're we're just we're just like you, but we like the same genitals.
Whoa, whoa, wait, whoa, wait, just a second.
You're not just like me, all right?
All right, I mean, the sign on my ass says do not enter, all right?
Exit only, all right?
No, that's you're you're not just like me, so but but I got guy, I kind of get what you're saying.
Oh, no, we are just like you.
I mean, the majority of us are capitalists, just like you.
We all have jobs and we love making money.
No, I mean, hey, I agree with you, and I agree with you, Note Party, and I believe that that's why I have such a big homosexual and trans-testicle and Lesbo bulldyke contingent that listens to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast because they understand that I'm a capitalist and that there should be no reason that these homosexual,
trans-testicle, lesbian, bulldyke contingent should be going out here and taking and having these taxes taken from their checks so they can go out and support these disgusting breeders.
You know, all these women that are shitting out about five or six kids from five or six different fathers out here, and we got to what, come out the pocket and give these people, what, free food, free housing, free childcare, free health care.
I mean, give me a goddamn break.
I mean, this disgusting government has turned baby making into big business.
And by the way, we're going to talk a little bit more about that later.
Speaking of child support and entitlements, baby, we're going to talk about that in a little bit.
But anyway, thanks a lot, Note Party.
I appreciate you calling up.
I mean, this is a Taco Tuesday, and it's pretty early in the broadcast.
And I don't want you to fruit up the broadcast, all right?
I mean, just the little bit that you were here, you were fruiting up, all right?
You were fruiting up, and now you're the whole goddamn chat room smells like butt crack.
So somebody put some Lysol or some aerosol up in here.
And let's get back to the broadcast.
Even though Note Party actually believes that Mitt Romney is a better man for the GOP job, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869.
What do you think?
Area code 832, you're on the horn.
Hi, Ghosty.
How you doing?
What's going on?
Who is this?
Oh, this is Tina.
Don't pretend you don't remember me.
Oh, another Transsexual.
See, what was this?
Transsexual Tuesday?
Yes, it's Trans-Testicle Taco Tuesday.
Didn't you know that?
Oh, Trans-Testicle Taco Tuesday, for Christ's sake.
Oh, isn't that great?
Wait a minute.
How can it be Trans-Testicle Taco Tuesday if you don't have tacos?
Oh, I don't have tacos, but my boyfriend does.
Would you like to see it?
No, no, no, I don't want to see it.
No, thank you.
But go ahead.
What is it that you want to bring up to the broadcast?
Okay, well, yeah, you remember a while back when I called and I told you about my webcam shows that I'm using to make money?
Yeah, we know that you do, you know, trans-testicle web shows to make money.
Go ahead.
Well, I never got to tell you the best part about them.
I think your audience should really like this part.
Oh, geez.
Okay, what?
Go ahead.
Well, you see, the money I make off of them, it's all under the table, so I can still get my housing vouchers and food stamps with it.
Ah, you set them up.
But get that trans-testicle off.
Get them off, for Christ's sake.
Give me a break.
An entitlement tranny, for Christ's sake.
That's exactly what we need.
A freaking entitlement trick.
Damn it!
You goddamn trans-testicle!
Get on the stroll where you belong and start making that money and pay your taxes there, you trans-testicle, anal camel-toe-sporting piece of crap.
Jesus Christ.
Freaking trans-testicle welfare, for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm trying.
I mean, I was a little giddy, you know, prior to doing this broadcast, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you can freaking feel the energy.
But Christ, man, I mean, the past two callers have been freaking transticles, for Christ's sake.
And the last one was a trance-testicle entitlement receiver, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
We're supposed to be talking about the GOP here.
We've like we got primaries in Michigan and Arizona.
We're supposed to be talking about that.
Unfortunately, we're getting bombarded by trance-testicles.
Jesus Christ, it smells like butt cracking here.
Somebody, somebody freaking put the Lysol or the freaking the aerosol in here.
It's smelling gross, for Christ's sake.
Too much anal camel toe being sporting around out here, man.
You're fruiting up, man.
You're fruiting up.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We're talking a little bit about the GOP primary that is tonight.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Who are you voting for?
Who are you down with?
Who's your boy?
I want to hear from you.
Calling In on the Primary00:04:02
All right?
646-652-4869.
We've got area code 347.
You're on the horn.
Well, I can't hear you.
Are you even old enough to be calling this broadcast?
Oh, yeah, I'm old enough, I think.
Little girl, put your mommy on the phone.
You're too young.
You're too young.
Put your mommy on the phone.
I can't talk to my mommy.
We can't hear you from your goddamn garage sale bought phone anyway, for Christ's sake.
Get a better phone anyway, all right?
Tell mommy to get back on the Kona and, you know, service a few more Johns so you can get in with the 21st century.
Anyway, 763, what's up?
What do you think about the GOP?
Well, to be honest, I don't have a particular candidate that I appreciate, but mainly I'm looking for someone that doesn't support this goddamn welfare stuff.
Like, okay, I run a tattoo shop, and you have no idea how many people I get coming in here, and they have these, they're talking about their fucking food stamps, and they're getting a fucking tattoo, and I don't get it.
I really don't.
Oh, man, that's horrible.
And, you know, that's what they're spending their money on.
You're in the right business, though.
At least you're capitalizing on these people's disgusting entitlements.
I mean, how's business amongst that demographic?
I mean, what's the percentage of it?
Oh, it's pretty good.
I actually make about $70,000 a year.
Pretty good?
Yeah, definitely.
But it just, I really, like, these fucking fruitcakes, they come in and they ask for like the douchiest stuff.
And it's so obnoxious.
And I can't believe it.
Really?
What's the worst tattoo that you've had?
What's the worst, stupidest, dumbass, ridiculous?
The person should have been, you know, shot for even suggesting a tattoo, but actually got it on their skin kind of tattoo.
Which is the worst one?
Oh, you'll appreciate this.
They wanted the Rainbow Dash cutie mark on their side.
And I'm just like, oh, my God.
And I had to get my partner to do it instead.
Oh, Jesus.
You actually have bronies going in to getting tattoos?
You got bronies going?
Oh, yeah, we've had a few.
I mean, my God, it's just, it's obnoxious, really.
Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
Freaking bronies are going to tattoo parlors now, man.
They're fruiting up tattoo parlors, for Christ's sake.
Freaking bronies.
Jesus Christ.
It never ends.
Jesus Christ with these bronies.
I mean, this demographic of bronies is just getting bigger and bigger, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm talking about?
I mean, you know, first they're infesting our pizza huts.
You know, they're infesting our hotels with their conventions.
Now they're going and infesting our goddamn tattoo parlors, for Christ's sake.
I'll be damned if I'm ever in a damn tattoo parlor and there's some fruit getting a goddamn cutie mark, all right?
I mean, let me tell you something.
I walk in, somebody's getting a damn tattoo in their cutie mark.
I'm putting a boot in their hole, all right?
Straight up.
I'm not joking.
You get a freaking cutie mark.
I'm putting a freaking boot right in your hole for Christ's sake so far that you'll be shitting out leather for the next 10 years of your fruit bowl-loving life.
Jesus Christ.
Isn't that right, engineer?
Well, the engineer's kind of sad because of the whole derpy hoof situation.
Anyway, let's continue going.
646-652-4869.
We're talking about the GOP here.
We're talking about the GOP.
520.
What do you think about the GOP?
Yeah, you're just playing with your pecker shaft.
214, what do you think about the GOP?
Booting Into Your Hole00:10:06
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Oh, get them off and get that crap off.
A male douche rag?
For Christ's sake, I mean, are you kidding me?
I've heard it all.
I've got Jesus.
I mean, I've heard it all for Christ's sake, man.
A male douche rag.
A male douche rag, for Christ's sake.
And that was an advertisement.
They've got adverts for this crap.
Oh, my God.
Jeez.
Jesus, give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
I mean, Jesus Christ, can you believe this crap?
Male douche rags?
And did you hear that advert for it?
You could use it for the face, the anus, the arms, the leg.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
And then we wonder where the hell America Innovation went.
Well, there it is, my friends.
There it is.
Jesus Christ.
646-652-4869.
We're supposed to be talking a little bit about the GOP primaries tonight.
We've got one in Michigan and got one in Arizona.
And I want to hear what people have to say about it.
Erico 308, you're on the horn.
What do you think about the GOP?
Hey, ghost.
I've been calling for a while, and I guess most people haven't quite gotten the hint yet.
These candidates, although maybe one, possibly two, may have some good ideas.
Not one of them, not one of them, is willing to be fiscally responsible.
You know, I mean, and say, hey, we've got hard work to do.
Let's roll up our damn sleeves and get to it.
They're all hemming and hand and bending over for the next big oil well going, oh, we need the money.
Let's do this.
That's not a good idea.
We need American innovation from Americans, American ideas.
Let's get it done, people.
Need some serious shit going on in this country.
Well, you know, what's unfortunate is that we need some intellectual curiosity amongst the masses, and we're having a lack of it.
All right, I mean, just take a whip at some of the people that are calling into this broadcast, and it'll give you an idea of what the general American populace's mental perspective is in today's country, for Christ's sake.
All right, I mean, I know that we need innovation, I know that we need creativity, I know that we need entrepreneurial shit, but just take a look at what's going on here, man.
I mean, take a look at what's going on in America.
I mean, smell it.
Take a good whip of it, for Christ's sake.
And it smells like a dirty, disgusting carnival urinal, for Christ's sake.
Right after Fat Albert just had a laxative, man.
That's what it smells like.
It's horrible.
It's disgusting.
It's rancid.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we've got four minutes left in the first hour here.
We're going to finish off the hour, seeing if we can get somebody.
Well, we did get somebody to comment about their perspective of the GOP candidates, but I want to hear somebody, you know, give us some substance, like, especially you Ron Paulites out there.
I'd like to hear you justify him going behind the primaries and the caulk asses and trying to go right at the delegates kind of undemocratically.
I'd like to hear you justify that.
646-652-4869.
We got Eric Code 334.
You're on the horn.
Hey, what's going on, man?
I just want to say that I am pretty intolerant of all these fruits and fruitcakes, you know, getting tattooed and all this mess because it's completely irresponsible and to me just downright disrespectful to have your fruit get tattooed.
That's a good waste of vitamins and minerals.
And I just don't understand what's going on.
And it's fail troll from hell for Christ's sake.
I mean, I mean, how are you getting your internet connection there, Appalachian man?
I mean, what are you?
You putting foil with tin cans together and putting it up on a freaking satellite, and you happen to get my show, for Christ's sake.
Get out there in the fields and plow something or something, you stupid shit-kicking hick.
Jesus Christ.
We've got Chaw Chu and three-toothed rednecks calling up, trying to fail troll, for Christ's sake.
Good God.
603, what do you think about the GOP?
Hey, Goose, what's up?
How are you doing?
I just wanted to ask you about what ever happened to Celtic Brony.
I was gone for a little while, and he didn't.
Well, you know what?
Who cares what happened to him, all right?
Who cares?
I hope he got cancer of the cock.
All right, who cares?
Area code 503, what do you think about the GOP?
Yeah, see, here we go.
Another Helen Keller deaf, you have 570.
Yeah, but Herbert Hoover could have fixed everything.
Shut up!
What the shut that Hubbard Hoover shit off your ass!
Christ, 607, you're on the horn.
What's up with these Helen Keller deaf mutes, man?
I mean, Jesus Christ, are we going to start this?
Huh?
Are we going to start this again?
A bunch of Helen Keller deaf mutes, for Christ's sake, just calling up, just sitting there playing with their peck of shafts, for Christ's sake, goddammit.
352.
Hey, now that new sound you were looking for, here it is.
Damn it.
Where's the sound?
I'm looking for it.
Where's the fucking wrong sign?
God, you failed, you idiot.
Come on.
If you're going to do a mimicking of Back to the Future, at least put something on, you idiot.
Jesus Christ.
Shit.
I mean, do you hear this crap?
Do you hear this crap?
This is what I gotta put up with, man.
Sitting over here mimicking Back to the Future.
269, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, ghost.
I was wondering if I could play a piano on that one.
Go ahead and play the piano.
Let's hear it.
I was going to troll, but I decided not to.
Sorry.
I have to go over to my piano.
It's right here, Harry.
All right, let's hear the piano, man.
We'd like to hear what you can play.
Go ahead.
All right.
Do you remember on Halloween when Xara Hawks played, or was it Michael Myers?
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tubular Bells, yeah.
Let me get the sustain on.
All right.
I'm not very good yet, but I'm practicing.
All right.
There it goes.
Is that good?
Yeah.
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Keep eating.
eating, Sam.
I'm sorry.
I didn't.
Oh, my God.
I was expecting to hear like Xara Hawks or Folsey or something.
I'm just sorry.
Keep eating, Freddy.
Sorry.
Anyway, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the Man Nade Call Ghost.
And once again, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I need another drink.
You're going to hit the player right there, right?
All kinds of buttons.
We got a Facebook like button, retweet this button, Google Plus button, all that shit.
Just use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Don't be a lazy bastard.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry for folks.
Obviously, I've had a little bit too much to drink.
I really don't know why I'm laughing, man.
I really don't.
I have no idea.
Anyway, 6466524869.
We're in the second hour.
I want to hear from you, all right?
Let's go ahead and move into another subject matter because it's obvious nobody gives a crap about what's going on with the GOP in the primaries in Michigan and in Air Zona.
School Funding and Shootings00:09:21
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about this Sheridan, Chardon, Shardin High School shooting that happened yesterday.
I hope I'm not butchering up that high school.
Shardin, right?
Is that what it's called?
Shardin?
Anyway, Shardin, Ohio High School, had a shooting yesterday.
Somebody obviously was bullied or picked on or obviously had some kind of a social problem and only thought that the only reaction that they had was to steal a family member's gun and go out and take it all out on the individuals who he thought were the focal point of his frustrations, if you will.
And, you know, it makes me sick on a serious note, folks, every time I hear about these school shootings because I know why they happen.
It has nothing to do with the student being picked on.
It has nothing to do with the people bullying the person being picked on.
It has nothing to do with anything other than the fact that these goddamn school administrators and their teachers aren't doing their job.
They're not doing their job because remember, the teachers are supposed to facilitate material so that the students can absorb and learn and expand their mental potential.
While at the same time, the school administrators are supposed to provide a social environment that's conducive to learning.
All right?
And if you are currently in school today, I mean, I can pretty much assure or bet if I asked you, how's the social arena in your school, you're going to say it's a freaking joke.
It's a freaking joke.
Nobody gets punished anymore.
I mean, jocks get away with murder.
You know, I mean, you damn near literally have to go and stab somebody in the middle of a freaking hallway before somebody gives you a goddamn expulsion nowadays.
And the reason is, is because let me explain what's happening in our school systems today.
All right?
The schools only get paid based upon how many students attend that day.
That's why you've got schools having such a hard-on for students that have perfect attendance.
All right?
Because they don't care if they're good students or bad students.
If they've got perfect attendance, well, then they are a perfect example of what kind of student that the school district wants because they're there every day and they were able to get paid every single day from that student, for Christ's sake.
I mean, that's how schools get paid, man.
That's why I'm saying, for all you folks that want to be controversial in your high schools, for you that want to stage some kind of civil disobedience that'll actually cause some media attention, why don't you stage a walkout?
My God, you will hit the school district right in the pocket because the less students that are attending school that day, the less money that that school receives from the state.
All right?
That means the teachers ain't getting paid.
That means the administrator's getting paid because students ain't arriving to attend school.
And that's how the states pay school.
That's why they don't expel students anymore.
That's why they don't suspend students anymore.
That's why if students get in any kind of trouble, they're just thrown into in-school suspension or ISS.
This is why, man.
And you can ask any student.
If you have a child in school, ask them.
Ask them what I'm saying if it's accurate.
And I guarantee you they will say it's accurate.
I guarantee you that they will say that there's assholes that get away with murder out there that get away with all kinds of nefarious, mischievous activity.
And not one administrator disciplines these people with expulsion or suspension or alternative school for that matter.
Because you see, if you send these bad kids to alternative school, well, then the alternative school gets that state funding.
You dig?
I'm not joking.
So that's why they don't want to send them to alternative school.
They don't want to expel them because if they expel them, they'll go to another district or another school and that money will go over there.
That's why I'm saying, folks.
That's why I'm saying this Shunn, Ohio high school shooting is a consequence of this public education construct.
And until we rectify this, and until we realize that these school districts don't have your child's best interest at hand, as soon as we realize that there is not an environment conducive for learning out there at these public education schools,
once we realize that these educators could give a crap about nothing else other than their lifetime tenures, other than their seniority pays annually, other than their free perks, so on and so forth, that's the only way we're going to actually make a change in what happened at Shardon High School yesterday.
Two dead yesterday instantaneously because of those shootings.
One more died today.
We've got, I believe it's three others in critical condition.
And people already start wanting to blame everybody.
They want to blame video games.
They want to blame violence on TV.
They want to blame everything.
But they should be blaming not only the bureaucratic education system that has failed the students, that has failed communities across the United States, but you should also blame these parents.
That's right, these freaking parents that aren't even being parents anymore.
That are out here just having children for the sake of financial gain, for the sake of generating revenue, for the sake of getting child support, for the sake of keeping a relationship together, for every other reason except for actually wanting to bring another life into this world.
And you know what's really unfortunate?
Is that if we really wanted to, we could change the education system.
We can change how these administrators think about how to administer a conducive learning environment.
We can change the litmus test it takes to actually become an educator, but we cannot change.
I repeat, under the current conditions, under the current laws, we cannot change bad parents because there is no law against being a bad parent, folks.
There is no law against being a bad parent.
And let me tell you something right now.
You take the mixture of the incompetence of the public education system with the neglecting of most children by their parents today, Shardon High School, and all these other school shootings that have happened in American or recent American history.
This is the consequence.
This is the consequence.
Bad parenting and an incompetent public education system.
And I'm telling you this right now.
If you think I'm lying, talk to your children right now and ask them, do students really get disciplined in your school, son, daughter?
I mean, do students really get away with murder?
Yes, they do.
Yes, they do.
Because why?
Because there is a vested financial interest in making sure that there are more students attending school so that the state can pay them for each and every one of those students attending that game.
And I feel sorry for the students today.
Because not only do they have no parenting at home to teach them how to be productive and respectful and proper individuals, but they got an incompetent education system that provides a social environment that's a goddamn jungle.
It's a goddamn jungle.
And, you know, you can't even go to school anymore without having any kind of neutrality.
Like, let's say you're one of these students that just don't, you don't want to be a part of the jocks.
You don't want to be a part of the freaks.
You don't want to be a part of the gangsters.
You don't want to be a part of all these cliques.
You just want to be left alone.
Well, you become a target.
You become the biggest target by all the groups, by all the social rejects of those groups.
You become the target because there's nobody backing you up.
You have no clique.
And it's ridiculous and stupid.
And this is what's causing Shard on high school shootings, Kalamban high school shootings.
This is what's causing it for Christ's sake.
Paul Ticket Collusion00:03:39
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you have to say about this?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
This is disgraceful and incompetent.
And I repeat, an absolute disgusting, incompetent public education system and bad parenting.
Let's take some calls here because I'm sure people have some kind of I at least hope that you have some kind of goddamn opinion about it.
Area code 636.
You know me.
I like taking bondage.
Shut up.
I don't want to hear your freaking splice.
Just sit there and shuck your stupid stick and smelly hole.
435, you're on the horn.
Hey, Gus, I wanted to talk about the elections.
It's just all these holy killer duck meets and all this stuff for me your show.
Did you know that Ron Paul and Mitt Romney are in an alliance?
Actually, I know that they're in a political alliance to smash Rick Santorum's rise in popularity, but I doubt that we'll see a Mitt Romney Ron Paul ticket, if that's what you're suggesting.
No, it'll be a Mitt Romney Rand Paul ticket.
Oh, are you prognosticating here?
Yes, I'm predicting.
Oh, yeah.
Well, what's your name?
So that we'll know if it ever happens, we've got to give you credit for it.
Or what's your handle?
I have a show here on Blog Talk.
It's Blue Elephant Show.
The Blue Elephant Show?
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I'll tell you what.
Let me tell you something right now.
If, by some chance, Mitt Romney not only wins the nomination for the GOP, but elects Ron Rand Paul, excuse me, Rand Paul, which is Ron Paul's son, as his running mate.
Let me tell you something.
You get the prognostication for that.
What makes you think that this is even a possibility outside the fact that Ron Paul and Mitt Romney are kind of colluding against Rick Santorum in the ad wars?
Because there's a post on Daily Caller about, I guess, like Rand Paul.
They were asking Rand about it, and he said that he would accept if Romney went to him and said, you want to be my vice president?
Wow, that's pretty interesting.
Very interesting stuff.
So, I mean, is there anything else in that article that alludes to the fact that there's insiders that are actually validating this possibility?
Well, there's a whole bunch of insiders trying to make deals between the both of them at convention.
Oh, man.
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
That would be an interesting ticket, I tell you, because we're already seeing a whole bunch of bashing on Romney as it relates to the Newt Gingrich and the Santorum attacks.
But as Ron Paul has suggested, Ron Paul has won over a lot of the liberal voters that are on the other side there, and it would help the Romney campaign if he does have a Rand Paul as his running mate, probably help pull in some of those on the fringe type of liberal voters and middle of the center type voters to go the Romney ticket all the way.
I think that's a very interesting strategy if it is valid.
Well, I also didn't want to freak out or anything, but some of Ron Paul's supporters are Alex Jones psychos.
Incompetent Administrators00:04:50
Well, unfortunately, that's a we understand this.
As a matter of fact, I mean, that's a fact of life.
I mean, we know that Ron Paul has given Alex Jones a lot of different interviews and so on and so forth.
But to be completely honest with you, I just think that it would help Romney if he was going to go up against Barack Obama.
Barack Obama is about to spend a billion dollars, a billion dollars against whoever's going to be the nominee for the GOP, a billion.
And he's already stated he is going to raise a billion dollars and spend it all.
Why do you think Obama's going around the country making these stump speeches?
What, to campaign?
He's raising money, baby.
He's raising money out here.
Anyway, pretty good, insightful stuff there, Blue Elephant.
And hope to hear from you soon.
And if there is a Mitt Romney Rand Paul, we know who said it.
Anyway, we're talking a little bit about this Chardonnay, Ohio high school shooting.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Are you in high school?
I mean, are the things that I said previous valid that nobody gets in trouble anymore?
All it is is in-school suspension.
Nobody gets expelled.
I mean, you damn near have to stab somebody in the middle of a freaking hallway before you can even be considered expelled or alternative.
Let's take some calls.
Area code 941.
What up?
Not much.
How about you?
Not bad.
What do you think about the Chardonnay High School shooting?
It sucks.
The Chrome up 57 shippy bumper.
Come on.
I heard that, man.
I heard that.
Have you taken any bullying in school or any kind of repercussions of this nature that made you want to go out and do possibly similar things?
Well, I try to stay positive despite being bullied.
No, that's a great way of looking at it, because you have to remember that being bullied in school is just temporary.
That's what nobody explains to students, that this social arena of school is not something that's going to last for life.
It's very temporary.
I mean, what is it?
Three years of middle school, four years of high school.
That ain't thick, man.
That ain't nothing.
But once again, a lot of these students feel that that's their lives, and it's a screwy situation.
And thanks to these incompetent administrators, they don't provide a decent social environment that's conducive for learning.
On the contrary, they're promoting this disgusting social arena of disgusting depravity, nefarious activity, and devious goddamn freaking actions out here.
It's disgusting.
It's pathetic.
Anyway, I want to hear what somebody else has to say.
646-652-4869.
We're talking about the Shardon High School shootings in Ohio.
Talked a little bit about the incompetence of the public education system and the no-law against bad parenting.
I mean, that's really what culminates to the majority of these damn school shootings.
I mean, let's not blame it on violent video games and violent movies.
All right, let's talk a little bit about the actual crux of the problem.
An incompetent public education system, incompetent administrators, incompetent teachers.
All right, dumbass, stupid, pathetic parents.
What do you have to say about it?
Area code 631, what up?
Yeah, another Helen Keller deaf mute.
How about 352?
What's up?
Yeah, we can't understand you.
805, what are you going?
What's going on?
Hey.
What do you think about the Charton High School situation?
Oh, it's terrible, for sure.
And everything you say is absolutely true.
So, what do you, are you currently in high school?
I am.
Do you witness what I'm suggesting that jocks, gangsters, these guys literally get away with bullying, slapping people in the head, semi-squirmish fights, and all that happens to them is ISS, no expulsion, no suspension, nothing of that nature?
100% absolutely true.
Exactly.
And isn't that not fair to somebody like yourself that's probably just wanting to go to school because they have to, or probably trying to excel so that they can do something with their lives?
I mean, that's completely unfair to somebody like yourself that just wants to go out there and just do the goddamn job instead of being some obnoxious jock or some obnoxious gangster jerk.
Am I correct?
It creates distraction for other students, too.
You know, all of this crap.
That's just horrible, man.
It's horrible.
And you're witnessing it right here.
You're listening to it right from the students.
Cheese Cutie Marks00:06:44
All right?
Incompetent education.
Incompetent administrators.
Incompetent teachers.
Anyway, thanks for calling, man.
Good luck to you.
832, what's up?
Hello, both.
Is this I?
Yeah.
Hey, what's up?
What are you doing there, Ashley?
How are you doing?
Well, you saw the Twitter image I sent you, huh?
The one with TGI Fridays?
The Twitter picture I sent you, the one I'm in TGI Fridays?
TGI Fridays?
No, I didn't see that.
When you actually tweeted me a picture of you at TGI Fridays.
Yes, I can send it to you, tweet it to you again if you want.
Anyways, I just came back from the clinic from my mom, you know.
She's having a baby.
She's eight months old.
Oh, no.
Are you kidding me?
She's having a baby?
Yes.
Another one, Ashley.
Another one.
Come on, man.
How many is this now?
About what?
Eight, nine?
Ah, me, Carlos, Juan, Roberto, about six, six, six.
The seven boys?
There's going to be the seven.
Lucky number seven here.
Is it going to be a boy or a girl?
I think it's going to be a girl.
If it's a girl, I'm just, you know, I'm, you know, I'm going to share my room with her, you know.
Oh, my God, Ashley.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, who's it?
Is it some Alabama black snake from Applebee's or TGI Fridays that your mom hooked up with at Happy Hour or something, or what?
My mom likes TGI Fridays better, so I think it's from TGI Fridays, you know?
So, you mean Alabama black snake or some Mihigano?
I think it's black.
Yeah, he's black.
Oh, man.
Are you kidding me?
You know what that means.
You know what that means, Ashole?
I mean, when this kid's three years old, he's going to be like two feet taller than you, for Christ's sake.
That, right?
Oh, yeah, because all the meat, you know.
Also, I want to share something with you.
I'm a brony now.
What?
What?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm Matt Bobby one more time there, Ash.
What the hell did you just say to me?
Asho is a fucking brony.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Why, asshole?
Why?
Why, asshole?
Why?
Because my brother just came back from high school.
I mean, in college, and he told me that he's a brony.
And he insisted me to watch an episode.
And I loved it.
Rarity's the best pony.
And also, change back Derpy Space.
Derpy Size.
Oh, my God, Asho.
Why would you become a brony for Christ's sake?
You got the Justin Bieber Mexican kid thing going for you.
I mean, what are you going to do with that?
I mean, where are you going with that?
Well, I don't.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What are you doing, man?
Well, just watch an episode, Ghost.
It's not.
I can send you a link.
It's not a virus, I swear, but like, it's awesome.
It's like, it's like SpongeBob and like anime stuff mixed together.
And it's like, I don't know.
It's cute.
Yeah, it's cute.
Did you just say cute?
Get this kid up.
Get him off.
He just said he was cute.
He just called a goddamn shit cute.
I mean, good God.
Good God.
Jesus Christ.
What's going on with this world for Christ's sake, man?
What's going on with this world?
I'm getting infested by bronies.
I mean, good God.
Jesus.
Freaking asshole.
Asholes a brony now for Christ's sake.
Ash hole for Christ.
Freaking asshole.
Freaking gonna get a bean and cheese cutie mark.
He's gonna get a bean and cheese cutie mark.
I mean, dick.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Freaking asshole, a brony, for Christ's sake.
A bean and cheese brony.
God damn.
Oh, my God.
This officially ruins my Taco Tuesday, alright?
This officially ruins it for me.
This officially ruins my Taco Tuesday, officially.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
What is this world coming to for Christ's sake?
Christ.
First male douche rags.
Now bean and cheese cutie marks.
I mean, what the hell else is next?
I mean, give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Get out of the mark.
I mean, this is just getting ridiculous.
Jesus Christ.
I don't even know what to say for Christ's sake.
I'm speechless, man.
I'm speechless.
Good God.
We're supposed to be talking about the Shard on high school shootings.
But we just got the news here that freaking asshole's a Brody for Christ's sake.
I mean, goddammit.
He's going to get a beaded cheese cutie mark over here.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, first, you know, I hear the engineer crying about derpy hooves, now this.
Jesus Christ.
Let me move on to another subject matter before I get sick.
I mean, I'm already throwing up a little bit of puke in my mouth.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject.
Legalizing Marijuana Now00:08:16
This should really energize you little pricks a little bit, huh?
This should spark some synapses in your damn simplistic brains.
Colorado is going to put recreational marijuana use on the ballot, baby.
That's right.
Coloradians are going to go out there and vote on whether or not marijuana will be legal for recreational use.
That's right.
Colorado wants to be the new Amsterdam, man.
They want to have freaking little coffee shops that sell purple cream, or some purple Kush.
Can you believe this, crap?
Now, I know everybody's getting all giddy.
Yay, they're going to legalize marijuana in Colorado.
Yay!
Well, don't get your hopes up because remember, California tried to do this.
California tried to do this.
And let me tell you, California is the most liberal state in the Union, and they didn't get it passed.
They put it up to a people's vote in California, and they didn't get it passed.
So, you know, even though they're going to put it up to a people's referendum, or a people's vote, I should say, excuse me, I don't put much validity to it unless there's enough old hippies in Colorado that they can go out and go to the polls and legalize it.
Huh?
A little bit of a little bit of legalize it there.
How many of you are all excited about it?
Look at these people.
Look at them.
They're excited about it.
Look at them.
They're like, yeah, man, I want some Maui Wowie man.
Jesus Christ.
Can you believe this?
Colorado, baby, is going to legalize it.
As a matter of fact, hey, engineer, put on some legalize it music since everybody's getting all, oh, yeah, dude, Maui, Wowie, man.
Yeah, they're going to legalize it, dude, in Colorado, man.
Put on some legalize it music.
Put it on, for Christ's sake.
Put on some legalize it music.
See what we got.
Put it on, engineer.
Oh, yeah.
Much paper than they are, right?
Uh-oh, they're going to legalize it, baby.
Colorado!
Colorado!
Who's voting, baby?
Who's voting down there in Colorado?
Who's voting, baby?
Oh, man, everybody's going to get paid in Colorado.
High altitude and all.
Genesis 112, I have given you all the need berries, plants, and herbs.
You, you, you, you.
Yeah.
All right, you turn it off now, engineer.
Engineer, we don't need a gold for the whole goddamn business.
Turn it off now, engineer.
Turn it off, engineer.
We don't need to hear his from the law here.
I think they get it because they're going to legalize it in Colorado.
Burger crap off.
God damn it!
God damn it!
Turn off or I'll give you a smack!
Jesus Christ, man.
Look, I mean, I thought they got the point after that little legalize it interlude, for Christ's sake.
You know, we didn't have to go into a freaking, you know, hole.
Yeah, hits from the ball.
We didn't have to hear all that crap.
Did you get it?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway.
And shut up, your ass.
I'm not being abusive.
This idiot's not doing his job.
All right?
When I'm paying somebody to do a job and they don't do it, well, I have every car blanched to give them an Ike Turner slap it to the face.
All right?
Especially when my money is paying your salary.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, once again, Colorado putting recreational marijuana on the ballot.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
How are your feelings about it?
646-652-4869.
We got area code 831 on the horn.
What's up?
What do you think about recreational marijuana?
Can you hear me on a sec?
Yeah, we can hear you.
Okay, so I've been thinking, well, we don't really need to worry about the hippies for right now because, actually, I've been telling people.
We can't even understand you, you stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
9-5-1, what do you think about recreational marijuana?
Were you taking what they call a hit, sir?
Are you there?
Ugh, dude.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Please don't tell me you're one of these potheads.
I mean, you are not a good representation for legalizing marijuana, sir.
All right?
Are you there?
Smoked yourself, retarded, sir.
Are you there, 951?
Are you there?
Are you too busy puffing on the Magic Dragon?
What?
Jesus, get this stupid.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
You see, this is what I'm talking about right here.
This is a perfect ad for anybody who's against the marijuana vote on the ballot in Colorado.
Did you hear that?
This guy right here.
You better hope that none of the people that are the anti-drug movement over there are listening to this show because they'll utilize this in a freaking advertisement.
I guarantee it.
I guarantee you.
Anyway, 646-652-4869, what do you think about marijuana recreational use in Colorado?
Area code 909.
What do you think about it?
Hey, 909, you there?
So we got a party of one over there.
706, what's up?
What do you think about recreational marijuana?
Hey, Ghost, what's up?
How you doing?
Hey, I'm good.
Okay.
I've been talking to my friends about that particular subject lately, and there's one aspect of it that I haven't looked at, but it popped in my head a little bit ago.
It's like, say, like, it's legal to drink and everything, right?
But there's no secondhand effects of that.
Like, someone else can't get drunk off of you drinking.
What if, like, second-hand smoke from marijuana?
Like, because it's been known to get people high for it, but I mean, what's the aspect of that?
Can I have any effect?
Well, I wouldn't worry much about it.
It's just a little contact buzz.
It's no worry about it.
Unless somebody's blazing a Philly blood of purple cream and they have the dungeon effect because they're smoking in some kind of a closet or something.
But I wouldn't worry about it.
It's a little contact buzz.
Don't worry about it.
432, what do you think about recreational marijuana?
Yeah, Jesus Christ, another Helen Keller.
613, what do you think about it?
Yo, Ghost.
Yeah.
Uh, this one is for the engineer.
You wanted to say what?
Why are you playing that, for Christ's sake?
What?
Do you want me to play guest of minority with you or something there, kid?
251, what do you think about recreational marijuana?
I believe that it's a very useful as far as hemp and marijuana go, the two very useful plants.
And that recreational use and industrial use of hemp is it used to be legal in the United States before they made it illegal, but that plant had so many use.
Yeah, we're losing you, son.
Tommy Jordan Hemp Talk00:04:13
I'm sorry.
We're losing you.
You're a bad example of promotion of legalization of marijuana, all right?
A very, very bad example, sir.
443, what's up?
Dude, I think it's awesome.
You think it's awesome that they're going to be legalizing it for recreational use?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you're going to be smoking?
You're going to be partaking in the Magic Dragon consumption?
Especially since it's in Colorado.
Oh, yeah, you're from Colorado?
Yep.
Oh, man.
Look at him.
Are you going to go vote or what?
You're going to vote for it?
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, man.
He's going to go vote.
He's going to go vote in Colorado.
I don't like Colorado very much, man.
I've been there.
I can barely breathe, for Christ's sake.
478, what's up?
What do you think about recreational marijuana use?
Ghost, baby, what's going on?
I'm glad you took my call today.
I've had a very bad day, and the only highlight is the fact that you dedicated this show to me, and I appreciate that, ghost.
Oh, Jesus.
First of all, I didn't dedicate the show to you, okay?
First of all, ghetto capitalists and secondly, what's wrong with you today?
Usually you're in such a jovial mood.
All right, first of the month is coming around.
What's your problem?
Well, I mean, in reality, the first of the month is coming a day late because of leap year, so I'm kind of down about that.
But while I was on hold, you know, I'm sitting there and I'm trying to feed my baby his Cheerios.
I'm trying to give my baby his Cheerios, and the motherfucker, he slaps the Cheerios onto my lap.
So now I'm sitting here, I got milk and Cheerios on these fresh jeans that I just washed impressed.
Me and Pookie standing out in the backyard right now.
Pookie got his gat.
We done got his tickle me elmo.
We're going to teach that motherfucker a lesson, Tommy Jordan-style ghost.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Oh, goddamn it.
Oh, that respond is ridiculous.
It ain't dead yet, Pookie.
No, fuck.
Oh.
Oh, what are y'all doing?
Go get a sneak expell, Pookie.
Oh, this is far, ghost.
Oh, my God.
It's fucking gone.
Ooh, this motherfucker's not quite.
I can't believe it.
Get this.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
I mean, do you hear this crap?
I mean, even ghetto capitalists think that it's okay to shoot possessions of their children thanks to this Tommy Jordan asshole that's supposed to be father of the air for Christian.
I mean, did you hear this crap?
Shooting your freaking tickle me elmo.
I'll give you something to shoot, Dal Capitalist.
I'll give it a shit!
Shoot that, you jerk!
Jesus Christ, do you hear this?
Yeah, I hope you're proud of yourself, you shit kicking hit Tommy Jordan.
I hope you're proud of yourself because look at what you're inspiring.
Look what your dumb stupid chaw chewing redneck ass is inspiring, Tommy Jordan, you piece of crap.
Oh, Jesus Christ, do you hear this crap?
Did you hear this crap?
And this asshole actually believes that I dedicated the freaking show today to him.
And give me the mic!
Get out of the freaking mic!
This asshole actually thinks that I dedicated the shoe to his ass or some crap.
Give me a break.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You people have ruined me.
You ruined it.
You ruined my Taco Tuesday, for Christ's sake.
Child Support Entitlements00:02:43
Son of a bitch.
And let me tell you something.
That Tommy Jordan, you should be ashamed of yourself, you damn chaw chewing cheese whiz guzzling single-wide trailer park.
Old episodes of Hee-Haw Watchin' Shit-Kick and Hick.
Should be ashamed of yourself, because look at what you've done.
Look at what the hell you've done, boy.
Anyway, that's enough.
All right.
Once again, Colorado to put recreational marijuana use on the ballot.
And it looks like Colorado wants to be the new Amsterdam.
All right, let's go ahead and continue going.
Now, for all you folks that owe back child support and collect entitlements, because you know at this current time that the state ain't going to go after your entitlements, well, those days are rapidly coming to an end.
That's right, folks.
If you owe back child support and you collect any kind of government entitlement, well, child support is going after your welfare, baby.
That's right.
If you owe back child support, not only is the state going after your welfare, they're going after your SSI, your disability, your housing voucher, any kind of government entitlement, baby.
They're going right after your government entitlements.
If you owe any child support.
Oh, any kind of child support, for Christ's sake.
And you know what that means?
There's going to be a lot of fools out there that ain't going to be making a goddamn one red cent of money.
And that means that they're going to be going out to your house, my house.
They're going to be committing robberies.
There's going to be all kinds of criminality.
But let me tell you something.
As long as you're walking around strapped like I am, I have no fear, baby.
No fear.
I should have kept ghetto capitalist.
You know what I mean?
I should have kept ghetto capitalist on and see what the hell he had to say about this, huh?
Stupid piece of crap.
He's sitting over there thinking everything's gravy.
You know what I'm saying?
First of the month, all this other crap.
Well, guess what?
If you owe any back child support, the state is going right after your government entitlements.
And it doesn't matter what kind of government entitlement you be getting, boy.
They're going to get it.
They're going to get it.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-6524-869 is the number to call.
Once again, if you owe back child support, the government is going to take it out of your ass, even if you're collecting disability.
All right, even if you're collecting disability welfare, it doesn't matter what the entitlement is.
The state's going after it, boy.
520, what do you think about it?
Yeah, another Helen Keller deaf me.
We got 815.
Second Harvest Welfare00:03:55
What's up?
Hey, God.
Yeah.
I think the fucking welfare is ridiculous.
If you're collecting welfare, you still can't pay your child support.
I don't know what the fuck you're doing, you know?
You're exactly right.
Well, now the state's going to come after that goddamn entitlement.
The state's going to come after those welfare, disability checks, all those checks.
So these guys ain't going to have nothing to live on.
What do you think they're going to do after they're docked everything that they have to live for?
Well, hopefully we'll stop shitting out children every nine months.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Hopefully they go behind a cage and stay there for the rest of their damn useless, pathetic lives, if you want my personal opinion.
Area code 412, what's up?
Well, you're taking too long.
213, what's going on?
Yeah, another Helen Keller deaf mute.
815, what's up?
Hey, it's Nice Keith Llama.
Hey, what's going on, Nice Keith Llama?
How are you doing?
Doing pretty well.
I saw this really, really weird movie, and I think that if you ever saw it, you'd probably get really, really bossed out.
It's called Serbian Film, and it involves newborn parent, which was like really, really gross because there was this phone call once she was just giving birth, and then the guy gets the newborn and is just fucking it.
And it's just, oh my God.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, what?
What the heck?
What the heck?
I mean, what is this?
Harry Mitch Sally, for Christ's sake?
I mean, Nice Keys Llama sounded like she was getting a little orgasmic for Christ's sake.
Calm down, girl.
Calm down, all right?
A little bit too much love for you today on a Taco Tuesday.
Calm down, all right?
Calm down.
Calm down.
234, we saw we can't understand you.
Shut up.
How about 732?
What up?
Hey, what was the topic again?
I was preoccupied.
Well, what were you preoccupied with?
It better be getting a hand job out of the way.
I was interested.
I was pouring a drink here.
Oh, yeah, what was the drink?
Well, second harvest, Johnny Walker, blue label, second harvest.
I like to, you know.
Well, Jesus, wait a minute.
Second harvest blue label?
What the hell does that mean?
What are you just took a piss and redrinking it?
Johnny Walker, second harvest.
Oh, yeah.
Ah, Jesus.
That's great.
You sick son of a bitch.
God!
Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus, man, this guy's happy about it.
He's laughing about it.
He's singing about it for Christ's sake.
Give me the mic.
Honey, did you hear him?
Huh?
Second harvest, Johnny Walker, blue label.
Oh, yeah.
Give me a freaking break.
Jesus Christ, second harvest, Johnny Walker.
I mean, is that coming out of your second harvest or somebody else's?
I mean, did you know somebody that was drinking Johnny Walker and you decided to get a bucket and say, here, you know, if you don't mind, you sick son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, we're supposed to be talking about, you know, these states going after all these people that are collecting entitlement checks.
If you owe back child support, they're going after your welfare, baby.
All right, they're going after your disability.
They're going after your entitlements.
And what you gonna do, baby?
What you gonna do when the state goes and takes your goddamn entitlements away from you, baby?
What you gonna do?
Anyway, 318, what's up?
Another Helen Keller deaf mute.
405, what's up?
Taking Away Entitlements00:03:40
Hey, go.
Yeah.
Excuse me, but um anyways, um I just wanted to congratulate you because I heard about how you got the part on the new Spider-Man movie is the villain the lizard.
You know what, just for that, I'm gonna take I'm taking Skype calls from now on.
How about that?
Tango Whiskey, what's up?
The ghostler says the is the master race.
Behire!
Right in the ghostler.
Faith, not too low.
Ghostler is a great dispute.
Oh, behind.
Right in the ghostler.
You asshole, you stupid sales bitch.
I told you, stop calling me ghostler.
I told you.
I told all of you.
That's it.
And implement chatroom martial law, engineer.
Implement chatroom martial law.
I've already told all of you assholes.
I've told you time and time again, you idiots, not to call me ghostler.
There's nothing funny about that.
There's nothing humorous about that whatsoever, for Christ's sake.
And I'm warning you.
I'm warning all of you, if you idiots, continue to sit here and besmirch my broadcast and continue to conduct troll terrorism and continue to be cyber vermin.
I got two words for you, sack of crap.
You understand that?
Punitive damages, assholes.
Punitive damages.
And don't you ever forget it.
You know, if you assholes continue this, I'm going to end the show here.
I'll end the show for Christ's sake.
I didn't even want to do a broadcast today for Christ's sake.
I'll end the goddamn show because of you sorry, sacks of crap.
You stupid, sorry, scumbags.
Give me the mic.
Give me that freaking mic for Christ's sake.
I'm warning all of you scumbags, if you don't cut this out, if you don't stop this, I'm going to end the broadcast early.
And then what are you going to do, huh?
Huh?
And then what are you going to do?
How are you going to sit over there and wax your own carrot to naked picture of Richard Simmons' underpants?
That's all you'll do.
And you know what I'm going to be doing?
I'm going to be on 6th Street, baby.
It's Tuesday on 6th Street.
Military!
That's what I would be doing right Now instead of sitting over here BSing with a bunch of stupid jerk dick losers that are besmirching my show like you, you dumb sorry crap, pieces of flapjack licking nipple clamp up the ass having tickle in your ass with a hot dog looking dingleberry counting have a fruit bowl having trash Jesus Christ, my heart's beating like a freaking rabbit here.
United Nations Chaos00:14:23
My heart's beating like a freaking rabbit.
I just implemented chat room martial law because of these scumbags.
And yeah, I'm going to keep it.
I'm going to keep it on there for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I'm going to move on to another subject matter.
Once again, if you're collecting any form of government entitlement from the United States and you owe back child support, the state's going after your entitlements, baby.
Where are you going to run to now, boy?
Where are you going to run to now, you deadbeats?
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
Let's talk about the United Nations claiming that now there are over 7,500 deaths in Syria.
Oh, gee, thanks a lot, United Nations.
How about doing something about it?
You stupid bureaucratic institutionalized piece of crap, the goddamn United Nations.
Do something about it.
7,500 people said you're supposed to be put there as an international bureaucratic institution to prevent this crap.
I you to the UN that's what the UN was put there for, for Christ's sake.
That's what the United Nations was put there for to prevent this kind of crimes against humanity that's being applied in Syria.
That's being implemented by that bastard.
Implemented by that bastard Bashar al-Assad.
The United Nations was supposed to prevent this crap, but it's not because it's a bureaucracy.
It's an international bureaucracy.
And all bureaucracies are incompetent.
All bureaucracies are failures, for Christ's sake.
And the United Nations is no different.
You stupid.
That's great, United Nations.
Yeah, thanks for giving us the death count.
Now do something about it, huh?
I thought that's what your charter was intended to do to go out there and prevent these types of crimes against humanity, you international bureaucratic piece of crap.
That's why I insist that the United States nor any other country should acknowledge this international bureaucratic institution because it has failed in its charter.
It has failed in its ideals.
And there is no need to continue to remain this goddamn stupid bureaucratic institution, any kind of pertinence.
You stupid sack of crap.
Look, everybody's like, oh, all of a sudden the chat room isn't moving.
You want to know why it isn't moving, you milky-licking pieces of nipple-clamp butt-lug up the ass-looking crap?
Because I've implemented chat roll martial law because you people are ruining my Taco Tuesday.
You're ruining my Taco Tuesday.
That's why you can't see anybody chatting there, you milky liquor.
You stupid piece of garbage.
I'm telling you, man, I'm this close.
I am this close of ending the freaking broadcast.
I'm telling you this right now.
This close.
Anyway, the United Nations, like I said, they're claiming over 7,500 deaths in Syria.
Yeah, thanks a lot, United Nations.
You stupid piece of garbage.
Anyway, speaking to the United Nations, guess who wants to talk to the United Nations again?
Iran.
That's right.
After Iran allowed the IAEA inspectors in, and then literally a day after visiting Iran, the International Atomic Energy decided to just go out and leave Iran a day after just going in for inspections, claiming that the Iranian government was preventing them from doing their inspections.
Well, now Iran wants another form of talks with the United Nations, and in my personal opinion, I think that they're just buying time.
They're just buying time for Christ's sake while we're sitting over here pussyfooting around.
So once again, I don't know if Iran's for real.
I don't know what they're trying to achieve.
I don't know what they're trying to accomplish.
But once again, they're calling for new talks for the United Nations.
All right?
They're talking, they want new talks.
I don't know what the hell this is supposed to be.
I don't know what this is supposed to prove, but we shall see.
All right.
Anyway, let's take some calls real quick.
Let's see what people have to say about this.
646-652-4869.
We talked a little bit about how the United Nations is claiming over 7,500 deaths in Syria and how Iran is asking for new talks with the United Nations.
I don't know if this is legitimate or not.
Your guess is as good as mine.
Let's take some calls here.
574, you're on the horn.
Shut up, you stupid brody.
603, what's up?
Hey, Good.
I was just wondering what you thought about iTunes censoring derpy.
I know Engineer really cares.
What do I think about what?
Oh, about iTunes censoring Derpy.
I mean, it's all over the internet.
Yeah, well, the engineer's a little upset about it, all right?
I don't really care, all right?
It was a retarded talking horse, all right?
I could care less.
Engineer's a little upset about it because he felt that, you know, derpy represented his, you know, brand of demographic.
I mean, just between you and me, all right?
So I don't really care.
I mean, you know, the engineer's a little bit upset about it.
You okay about it, engineer, about old derpy hooves?
I'm upset about it.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
We're not talking about derpy hooves.
We're talking about Iran asking for more nuclear talks with the United Nations.
I want to hear from you.
Area code 252, what's up?
Speaking of balls, this game's all about them.
Stick your hand in the ball to get a time slate.
You pick balls off, then you put them down again.
This ball even shoots out energy on cream.
Some balls, shoot out and move them around.
Other calls, you reach down the front of your pants and squeeze as hard as you can.
I'll cohort it.
It even falls in the front of this guy's shirt.
And for some reason, they make me want to do whatever this guy said.
No, Jesus Christ.
Come on.
Come on.
Looks like you idiots don't even care.
So let's move on to another subject matter, right?
Let's talk about Hugo Chavez, the dictator of Venezuela.
For all you folks that don't know, well, his cancer has come back.
Yeah, I know I called it.
I predicted it.
I know.
I know.
I predicted it for Christ's sake.
If you go back in the archives when he first had his tumor removed from his pelvis, all right, I basically called the fact that this guy was going to get a relapse because this guy will not stop freaking eating.
All right?
This fat Mexican will not stop eating.
And, you know, especially when you have cancer, you know, you might want to have a little bit better of a nutritional intake.
But no, this guy's continuing on with the bean and cheese.
He's continuing on with whatever's giving him the double chin.
You know what I mean?
The freaking beer gut, for Christ's sake.
And unfortunately, he's got himself another tumor in the pelvic region.
And because he doesn't even trust his own people, he is over there in Cuba right now, the same place he got his first cancer treatment.
And he's out there trying to get the second tumor that has been diagnosed by his pelvic region.
He's trying to get it removed out there in Cuba.
And according to reports, it's a success.
So, I don't know.
We'll see.
But, of course, you all heard the outlandish claims by Hugo Chavez.
Hugo Chavez actually believes that somehow the United States injected him with cancer.
I mean, he honestly believes this crap.
He honestly believes that, you know, the freaking United States, you know, put something in his water, put something in his bean and cheese taco or something.
And lo and behold, this guy's got cancer of the pelvis.
And, you know, he's a little upset about it.
Maybe, just maybe, he should have put the freaking fork down for about five minutes.
How about that there, Hugo?
Maybe you shouldn't be eating all that bean and cheese for Christ's sake.
Yeah, keep eating, ferry.
Jesus Christ.
Once again, Hugo Chavez got a new lesion removed from his pelvis, courtesy of the Cuban government, because he's too chicken shit to even be operated by his own people because they know that they don't want him around anymore.
But anyway, Hugo Chavez, once again, the new lesion on his pelvic area completely removed.
But I don't give him much time.
I give him about three months, four months tops, and he's out of here.
Anyway, Vladimir Putin, did you hear about Vladimir Pootie Pooh?
Oh, I knew this was going to happen.
I knew he was going to pull some Chechnyan type of, if it wasn't terrorism, I knew it was going to be some false assassination attempt, and that's exactly what Pootie Pooh just yanked out of his ass.
All right, here we've got the elections this Sunday.
All right, the elections are this Sunday, and Vladimir Putin claims of a foiled assassination attempt by Chechnyan rebels.
Can you believe this crap?
He's claiming that he foiled an assassination attempt by Chechnyan rebels, for Christ's sake.
I mean, the freaking elections this Sunday.
Not to mention, you've got all kinds of Russians throughout the country that are raising up, baby, because they don't want Pootie Pooh in office anymore.
They don't want Pootie Pooh in office.
You know, he's failed them.
He's ridiculous.
He's a hypocrite.
And that's why everybody in Russia is raising up.
And I'm calling on everybody.
Everybody in Russia.
Come on, baby.
Come on and raise up.
Take your shirt off.
Throw it around your hand like a helicopter, baby.
Come on and raise up.
But anyway, once again, Vladimir Pootie Pooh claiming a foiled assassination attempt by the Chechnyan rebels.
And conveniently enough, it's right before Sunday's election.
How convenient.
How convenient, boy.
Anyway, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
All right?
And we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there for all you fat jelly asses that are too lazy to open up another freaking window.
We got all kinds of little Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons, retweet this buttons, share this buttons, Gmail this buttons.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
It's just a freaking click.
Anyway, let me go ahead and lock down this chat.
Lock down that chat room, engineer.
Implement chat room martial law.
Now, I hate to even ask the engineer this.
Well, according to the engineer, I have some Twitter shout-outs to be had.
And, of course, if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you've got to do is retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
And, of course, the Twitter account is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, baby.
No hyphens, nothing.
G-H-O-S-T-P-O-L-I-T-I-C-S, Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores.
And if you retweet that first tweet on the Twitter account, I will give you a shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right?
So anyway, who else do we got going on here?
We've got G-Man Capitalist in the place.
What's going on to G-Man Capitalist?
We got Text Chat Rogue in the house.
What's going on, man?
We've got Mike Jones Magic.
All right.
Who else do we got?
We got Chardonn three Points.
Jesus Christ.
I knew, you son of a bitch.
to do this crap, man!
I knew you assholes were going to do this shit!
I freaking knew this crap.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, I'll end the show right now, boy.
I'll end the goddamn show right now, and who will be laughing last, huh?
Huh?
He who laughs last laughs best.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Anyway, we got Equestrian Citizen in the house.
Who else do we got?
We got, what is this?
Sergeant Furdo, Vesper the Snake in the place.
We got Reaper the Absol.
We've got Flexing Nuts in the house.
AZ Desert Brony.
We got King Trolestia.
We got Ian Ritchie in the place.
What's going on to Ian Ritchie?
We've got Jonesy GT in the place.
All right.
And once again, if you want a shout-out, all you got to do is sit here and retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
We got Fat Marshall in the place.
We've got Dark Razors in the house.
World War III Fears00:04:40
Going on to Dark Razors.
Shit, some asshole named King Jung Ghost.
Yeah, shove it up, you're clogged up pooper asshole.
All right, we got Sun Strider in the house.
We got the Harebanger.
What's going on to the Harebanger?
We've got Cancer for Frank.
Yeah, I know Frank Rambo from Pal Talk.
We know who you're talking about.
Who else do we got?
We got Sparky for the world.
We got Stiffett in the house.
We got the Whore Master.
We got a Zombie Pony in the place.
We've got Epic Incest in the house.
We got Satan is my pal.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Sergeant Yoda in the house.
We got Igby Brian, yo.
What's going on to Idby Brian, yo?
We've got Rubrika Lou in the house.
Who else do we got going on here?
We got all kinds of people retweeting that first tweet on the Twitter account.
Who the hell else do we got?
We got the Glory Hole kid.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Here we go with these sick-ass names, for Christ's sake.
Here we go.
You got real funny, you jerks.
Real, real funny.
Anyway, we got DJ Penguin in the house.
Who else do we got going on?
We got everybody tweeting up the freaking place, for Christ's sake.
NY poop shoes, sponge capitalism, man with the plan, Celtic Pizza Party.
What's going on to Celtic Pizza Party?
I want to say what's up to some of the people that are in the true capitalist Army chat room.
I'm talking about Hambone Capitalist.
I'm talking about glass pipes.
I'm talking about B-Town.
I'm talking about NY Cement Shoes.
I'm talking about Reena-chan.
I'm talking about Guitar Ninja.
I'm talking about everybody that's out there that I can't think of right now.
Everybody who's listening to me in the capitalist army room.
Much props, baby.
Cheers.
Cheers, baby.
Good stuff, man.
Good stuff.
Anyway, man, I'm getting a little, I'm getting a little jaded, to say the least, at all the goddamn besmirching that I am receiving as it relates to my broadcast.
So we're going to move on.
Once again, Vladimir Putipu of Russia claims of a foiled assassination attempt by Chechnyan rebels.
And I find this rather convenient given the fact that the Russian elections are this Sunday.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, let's talk a little bit about Israel.
Israel officials saying that they will not warn the United States.
I repeat, the Israeli officials said that they will not.
They will not, I repeat, will not inform the United States if they decide to implement a military strike against Iran.
So once again, you know, this is not setting a good precedent for a potential, I don't know, peace stabilization.
I mean, come on, Israel.
What are you doing, man?
You're not going to inform us if you hit Iran?
I mean, that's going to cause a powder keg out there in this already precarious Arab Spring to blow up into oblivion out here.
I mean, goddamn it, the United States has no business in these holy wars.
We have no business fighting holy wars for Christ's sake, man.
We're living in modernity.
We have no business fighting these disgusting, despicable, primitive holy wars.
And I cannot believe that we're sitting over here getting sucked into this crap.
Jesus Christ.
Once again, Israel officials saying that they will not warn the United States before striking Iran.
And I think that this is rather precarious, to say the least, man, because this is the last thing we need.
The last thing we need.
Israel hits up Iran.
You guarantee it's World War III.
You better believe it's going to be World War III.
Jesus Christ.
And it's all going to be spawned by holy war.
It's going to be spawned by theocratic crap.
And I don't want it to be spawned by theocratic crap, man.
We have no business getting involved with holy wars, for Christ's sake.
No business for this crap.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I don't want to talk about that much further.
Once again, Israel stating that they will not warn the United States before they strike Iran.
So basically, we're just going to wake up, we're going to watch the news, and we're just going to hear it.
And then whatever happens thereafter in the international community, we're just going to have to accept it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake because we're running out of time and I want to get the hell out of here.
Google Search History Leak00:04:37
I'm sick of you people ruining my Taco Tuesday.
I'm taking offense to this.
You know that?
All right.
I'm offended by this, man.
I have been gone for I don't know how many days, and you assholes are sitting over here besmirching my goddamn freaking broadcast, man.
You're besmirching my broadcast.
Freaking ruining my Taco Tuesday, for Christ's sake.
What are you talking about?
Not besmirching.
You're not besmirching.
Have you heard the show?
I mean, are you listening to the same show for Christ's sake?
Good God.
Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter for Christ's sake.
For you all that don't know, you have one more day left before Google exposes all your goddamn search history to anybody that wants to see it, for you folks that are unaware.
That's right.
Google's new little privacy, little stupid adjustment in their terms of services is going to allow anybody who happens to know your Google Plus or your Gmail address or anything of that nature to view everything that you have searched for for Christ's sake.
So if you're searching for sick-ass twisted pornography, if you're searching for squirrel fisting or bestiality or, you know, how to cut out dingleberries or anything of that nature, and you don't want anybody to know about it, well, you better adjust your little settings in the Google, I don't know, the Google Apps area so that you can prevent web activity tracking.
All right, and what you do, all right, this is what you do.
After signing into your Google account, excuse me, all right, type https://www.google.com/slash history into your browser.
All right?
Alternatively, you can choose the account settings from the pull-down menu in the upper right corner of the Google product, such as Gmail, Google Plus, or Google.com.
From the account settings page, scroll down to the services header and click on the go to web history link.
All right?
If your web history is enabled, you'll see a list of recent searches and sites that you have visited.
Click the gray remove all web history button at the top of the page and a subsequent OK button to clear your web history and to pause the obtaining of a history of your web activity.
All right?
So I hope that you got all that because today is your last day because after today, tomorrow you're going to be exposed to the world and any of your searches, and this doesn't relate just to like pornography searches or any of those nefarious things.
Hey, I mean, you could be searching for something that could potentially dox you.
You know what I mean?
For all you folks that are concerned about doxing and whatnot, man.
I mean, you're searching for things in your hometown.
You may be searching for things in your neighborhood.
And you got these despicable, disgusting assholes out here that are trying to look for everything.
Well, hey, pause it, man.
Pause it now so that nobody gets anything on you for Christ's sake.
All right, because tomorrow is the last day.
It's the last day, and that's it.
And you don't want to be caught with your pants down.
I'm telling you this right now.
All right, you don't want to be doxxed because damn Google doxed your ass.
You know what I mean?
I mean, can you believe this crap?
Google is making profit doxing people for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, I can't believe it.
Anyway, I hope that you all eliminated all that and paused that little web history setting because tomorrow was your last day.
You would have been exposed and you would have been stuck and people would have known who you were.
People would have asked you about your freaking searches for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Hey, what exactly was the search about squirrel fisting there?
What was that all about?
Saw that on your web history there in your little Google profile.
What the hell was that all about?
What the hell is up with the dog farting fetish search?
I didn't realize that you were into that kind of freaky crap, dog.
Farting fetish?
I mean, good God.
I mean, good lord.
What, clopping?
You were looking for clopping material?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I'm serious, man.
I'm telling you, thanks a lot, Google.
Thanks a lot.
I mean, Jesus Christ, Google.
I mean, have you ever heard of privacy anymore?
Jesus Christ.
Hollywood Monopolists00:10:00
Anyway, let's move on.
Hopefully, you pause the web data history aspect of Google because, man, they were going to make that public to everybody.
Everybody.
Anyway, did anybody see the Oscars last night?
I sure as hell didn't.
But the Oscars were last night.
Oh, yes, the Oscars.
Oh, the pious leftists get together in Hollywood, getting together talking about Barack Obama and electing leftist idealists and leftist politicians.
Meanwhile, these idiots are wearing $100,000 dresses and like $500,000 worth of jewelry.
I mean, can you spell hypocrisy?
Can you spell hypocrisy?
I'll tell you how to spell it.
It's O-S-C-A-R-S.
That's hypocrisy.
Hollywood.
That's hypocrisy.
And that's why I am continuing to say, death to Hollywood.
You understand that?
We don't need these people any longer.
These are the old monopolists of content, and we no longer need these old monopolists.
But you want to know what?
They're trying to utilize our government.
They're trying to utilize our politicians to assert legislation so that they can continue to be the monopolists, excuse me.
So they can continue to be the monopolists.
So they can continue to sit here and subject us to their substandard entertainment, to their substandard movies, to their substandard acting.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm just, I'm sorry.
I'm sick.
I'm sick of Hollywood, man.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of them.
I'm sick of all of them.
I'm sick of the hypocrites.
I'm sick of the hypocrites.
Freaking night.
I'm sick of the hypocrites, for Christ's sake.
Hey, let me tell you something else.
These Hollywood assholes are, I'll be damned.
You understand this?
And I want Hollywood to recognize this.
I will be goddamn if you regulate our internet.
This is our form of communication where we have the choice.
We have the choice what to watch, what to hear, what to read.
We have the choice to be the content creators if necessary.
We don't need you, the old monopolists of content.
We don't need Hollywood.
We don't need your substandard acting, directing, and writing.
We don't need this crap.
That's why I'm telling everybody right now: don't go watch movies.
Don't go and buy DVDs.
And do what Jeepers Media said on his YouTube account.
He said that what we should all do to get lows and to do a little bit of trolling is review all these reviews for movies because nobody reviews them.
I mean, have you taken a look at all these little DVDs and whatever company you happen to search for?
They have these little areas for reviews.
Nobody actually reviews the goddamn movie.
Go out there and review it and say it sucks.
Say it sucks the chrome up of a 57 Chevy bumper, for Christ's sake, and make Hollywood lose money, baby.
You understand that?
Make Hollywood lose money.
Go out there and review those goddamn movies and say they suck.
Say they suck.
And I'm telling you right now, these Hollywood people will be losing lots and lots of capital, baby.
You understand?
They're going to be losing lots and lots of capital, and they deserve it because we don't need them anymore.
We got the Internet.
Do you understand that?
Internet killed the Hollywood star.
Internet killed the Hollywood star.
So shove it up your ass, Hollywood.
We don't need you.
You understand?
We don't need you anymore.
Anyway, last but not least, all right, last but not least, I want to talk a little bit about the anti-Lamar Smith campaign that the capitalist Army is currently under.
Operation Unseat Lamar Smith.
And for you folks that haven't made yourself aware of our campaign, all you've got to do is go to YouTube, type in Capitalist Army Lamar Smith, and take a look at all the videos that we have against that totalitarian bureaucrat.
And I have to say that it is a success.
And I want to reiterate to everybody that's listening to me right now, I will follow anybody on Twitter that makes an anti-Lamar Smith video and posts it on YouTube.
Do you understand that?
And I want to remind everybody that Lamar Smith is the man that created SOPA.
He's the guy that created SOPA's horrible evil twin, this HR 1981, this Protect Internet, I don't know what the hell it's called, but it's stupid.
They're trying to utilize child pornography as a guise to implement internet regulation.
And all you got to do is look it up for yourself.
And what we're doing as an operation, as the capitalist army, we are making sure that we spread the word about Lamar Smith and his totalitarian tactics.
We are making sure that everybody knows that this man is going against his constituency.
This man is going against the American people's will.
And the only thing that he's passing this legislation for is for the people that paid him.
And who paid him?
Well, the Motion Picture Association, the recording industry, the old monopolists of content.
These are the people that are buying and paying for Lamar Smith and buying and paying for Internet regulation legislation.
And we cannot allow this to happen.
So once again, if you believe that the Internet should not be regulated, if you believe that totalitarianism should not be tolerated at all in a free society, then I am encouraging you to go out there and make an anti-Lamar Smith video.
And do it before April, because April is when the Texas GOP primaries are going to conduct themselves.
And what we would like to do is make sure that the person running against Lamar Smith, Sheriff Richard Mack, who is his candidate, or not his candidate, who is his opponent in the GOP races, we want to make sure that Sheriff Richard Mack is elected as the GOP candidate so Lamar Smith doesn't even have an opportunity to run for District 21.
So he doesn't even have a chance to run for reelection.
And that's why I'm advocating everybody within the sound of my voice.
We need you.
No matter how insignificant of a video you think you can make, no matter how small or short of a blurb you can make on YouTube, it counts.
And that's why I'm advocating if you believe in internet freedom.
By God, I will follow you on Twitter if you create an anti-Lamar Smith video and you represent the capitalist army, baby.
I will follow you on Twitter.
And let me tell you something right now.
The capitalist army will not stop.
We will not stop until Lamar Smith is no longer in power in Texas District 21.
And once we unelect Lamar Smith in the GOP primaries this coming April, we're putting all other politicians on notice.
If you're a politician that has voted for totalitarian laws, if you're a politician that feels that you can wave your fingers in your constituency's faces against their will, we're coming after you too.
We're coming after you with a capitalist army campaign.
We're going to make sure that every single disgusting totalitarian politician that's abusing their authority is exposed, and we're going to make sure that we unelect them on sink and out of office.
And that's why I'm advocating anybody that's within the capitalist army, I will follow you.
Just make an anti-Lamar Smith video and make sure you represent the capitalist army, baby.
It's as simple as that.
And let me tell you something, Lamar Smith.
You got another thing coming.
You got another thing coming.
And for you folks that haven't seen what we've done, just do a YouTube search.
God damn it.
Do a YouTube search.
Capitalist Army, Lamar Smith.
Put those goddamn words in there and see how many videos we've already comprised as the capitalist army.
But we need to keep hitting them hard.
We need to keep on going.
We need to make sure that these totalitarians know that the capitalist army is here and we're going to expose them.
We're going to expose them through our media, through our venue.
And I'm talking about the internet.
So long live the capitalist army.
And let me tell you something right now.
Our Operation Unseat Lamar Smith will be a success.
And let me tell you something right now.
The media will be recognizing the capitalist army as a legitimate political threat to any of these goddamn politicians that think that they can just win landslide elections by bamboozling the people.
I guarantee you.
Radio Graffiti Outrage00:15:23
Anyway, folks, with that being said, let's go ahead and get right to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti.
And for you folks that are unaware of what the hell radio graffiti is, it's a part of the program where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you have to do is give me a call, 646-652-4869.
And when I call on your area code or on your Skype name, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, baby.
And when I call on your area code or your Skype name, please have something to say.
And don't be a hell and teller deaf mute, you stupid dumb dick snot.
Seriously, have something to say, Milky Lickers.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Once again, radio graffiti.
Let's take it from the middle.
3 radio graffiti six seven six three radio graffiti Yeah, I'm the tattoo artist from earlier.
I just got done tattooing save derpy hooves on someone's back.
Fuck you, bronies.
Fuck you in the air.
Yeah, well, damn, they heard that.
832, radio graffiti.
567, radio graffiti, radio graffiti.
Um, hey, ghost.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, I have some issues with your comments about single mothers because I'm a single mother and I don't know.
I mean, I.
Well, you know what?
You sound like an air-headed bimbo that's probably ruining your kid's life, you stupid snake.
Get back in the kitchen and do something productive.
Stupid rogue.
Stupid, air-headed bimbo, for Christ's sake.
Don't sit here and waste your time with me.
Don't take care of your kid.
Get back in the kitchen.
Do something productive, you stupid stegosaurus.
Give me the mic.
Give me the freaking mic.
Stupid, air-headed, freaking bimbo, for Christ's sake.
479, radio graffiti.
Hey, Lamar Smith is actually very cool.
And I'm smoking.
Yeah, we can't even understand you because you're half a tar.
347, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ, we don't want to hear you have supper, you asshole.
443, radio graffiti.
I would just like to say I want a Eric Harris Dylan Clipo ticket from GOP number.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
936 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, asshole, we don't want to hear this dumb Mexican music here, right?
Oh, no, wait a minute.
That's Castlevania.
Hey, hey, throw the holy water.
I love that sound.
Throw the holy water.
That's too late.
You're too late, you idiot.
703, radio graffiti.
You're an asshole.
How about 508, radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost.
What's up?
What's up?
I was calling to tell you that the trolls that you have so much trouble with, they only do what they do because of the way you react.
If you learn not to get angry at them, they will stop.
Well, you know, I can't help it, man.
I can't help it, man, because they hit below the belt for Christ's sake.
You know, they pissed me off.
I mean, you're not understanding, man.
These guys piss me off for Christ's sake.
It's kind of hard to sit here and ignore the type of bombardment that I get for Christ's sake, man.
It pisses me off.
So I try, man.
I freaking try every goddamn day I try to just calm my ass down.
But look at what they did to my freaking Taco Tuesday.
Look at what they did.
865, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, to that tattoo bitch that called in earlier.
I just want to say save derpy, bitch.
Jesus Christ, can you shove it up your ass with that stupid retarded horse?
234 radio graffiti.
Whoa!
You stupid idiot.
How about 336, radio graffiti?
I'm the island of soda.
Herman Kane sits in the back of the train where he belongs.
Oh, that's harsh, you asshole.
You asshole.
How the hell can you say that for Christ's sake?
Put Herman Kane in the back of the train.
That's, I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
That's racist crap.
Horrible, man.
Horrible, disgusting, vile racism that we've got going on here.
603, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, do a food throw da.
Shut up.
858, radio graffiti.
517, radio graffiti.
Hello, ghosts.
Sneak, Slenderman.
I want to say we should kill everyone in Hollywood and your act, too.
Yeah, you're a stupid moron.
269 Radio Graffiti.
This crap.
Come on.
703, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, what up?
McFeck Fred.
It's high and ho-ha.
My mom makes me take my nips, because my nips get bloody when the skin whips, because I wear a tight shirt that chases.
Yeah, we get it.
Bloody nips.
Yeah, Tim and Eric.
Yeah, we're great.
757.
Hey, how about turning your goddamn radio down, ass clown?
716, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I got a question.
Which was your favorite Castlevania game, one, two, or three?
Two.
920, Radio Graffiti.
Uh, hello?
Yeah.
I was just wondering.
Uh, how many dead black people are in your closet?
What?
How many dead black people are in your closet?
How come you're talking down really low?
Are you trying to, you know, sneak out the phone from mommy or something?
How about we give you a call back all night?
How about that?
No, I don't like the idea.
Yeah, how about we just go ahead and do that?
How about we do that?
How about we do that?
I got a clop, man.
You got a clop?
Yeah.
How about if I just give your number out right now?
920-66.
Should I do it?
I really don't care.
Go right ahead.
You don't care?
All right, 602-6452.
All right.
Here we got 908, radio graffiti.
All right, you're stupid moron.
Another wizard, radio graffiti.
999, 999, 999.
I'm laughing for real right now.
John Madden.
John Madden.
John Madden football.
John, what the shut that shit.
Shut it up.
Jesus Christ.
I hate that stupid meme, man.
Whoever created John Madden as a meme, seriously, you should be repeatedly punched in the balls with an Acme brick.
I mean, that is the weakest meme of all time, for Christ's sake.
714, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, another Helen Keller deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
How about Cosmo Brockington, Radio Graffiti?
I'm the way it's called Purple Cream.
Yeah, I'm a humble job from Jamaica.
I'm starting to consider it.
I'm starting to consider consuming tetrahydrocannabinol out here since they're going to legalize it out there in Colorado for recreational use.
You know what I mean?
It's going to be the law.
You know what I mean?
We're going to put on some of that Rick James and say, Mary Jane.
Yeah.
Come on and do it, Then you dick it coming, Mary Jane.
Won't you suck, my Schloe?
Anyway, how about us, 574, Radio Graffiti?
Fucking up, Sam.
You're not the cutoff here.
Fuck no.
Are you kidding me?
You bronified that song?
918, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, man.
Great show as usual.
And damn a fucking Lamar Smith.
You're goddamn right.
Unseat Lamar Smith.
And once again, I'm following anybody who does a YouTube video that is an anti-Lamar Smith video representing the capitalist army, baby.
All right, that's all there is to it.
Folsey 135 Radio Graffiti.
We are in home!
Yeah!
Hey, thanks a lot, Folsey.
I appreciate it, man.
That's our True Capitalist radio organist.
What's going on to Folsey?
We got Cypher 11, Radio Graffiti.
Hello, Cypher 11.
I hope some woman slices off your head and menstruates down your throat.
Bless you.
You assholes.
You know what?
You jerks.
You guys are really fucking...
You stupid...
You splicing assholes.
You splicing jerks.
I can't believe that you people can sit there and do this to me.
I can't believe you people can do this crap.
Jesus Christ, can you, I just can't believe this crap.
I can't.
Jesus.
God damn it, God.
Damn it.
Damn it.
I don't care if I said a bad word.
I'm saying a bad word because of you, stupid pieces of crap.
I'm saying a bad word because of you, stupid pieces of garbage.
Stupid assholes.
God damn it.
201 radio graffiti.
Ghost, let's get together with Gabe Newell and clop till we drop.
Oh, God, stupid asshole.
Not one more radio graffiti.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
They must be calling in from that wandering ship off the coast of India.
347, radio graffiti.
Yeah, here we go again with another Helen Keller deaf mute for Christ's sake.
831 Radio Graffiti, goddamn remixes, for Christ's sake.
276 radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ, some idiot fapping with his, obviously a two-inch pecker shaft.
718, radio graffiti.
Another Helen Keller deaf mute.
502, radio graffiti.
A good target.
Do you think that kid from Ohio was an awful spree killer?
Andrew Brederick is still first place, so who cares anyway?
I hope they kill some more.
No one will ever take his first place title anyway.
I have no idea what the hell you just said, but I got one thing to say to you.
Bail troll, you asshole.
Major fail, dickhead.
Major fail.
412, radio graffiti.
Hello, am I on the air?
No, you're not on the air, dickhead.
How about 573, radio graffiti?
Princess Luna's best pony.
Well, shut up.
Why don't you go shove a retarded derpy hooves up your clogged up pooper?
How about 646, radio graffiti?
Thank you for calling the Belton Light Inscription.
My name is Mitch O'Guyan.
May I help you?
John!
Who is this?
John Conquest.
Tom, may I help you, John Conquist?
What are you talking about?
I don't get it.
What do you mean?
Excuse me?
I mean, I don't have the time or the patience to be sitting over here and explaining to you on a freaking baller Friday, all right?
Can you please fuck your language, sir?
This is really just you, sick son of a bitch.
Don't be sitting over there and lying your ass off, all right?
I am trying to help you here.
I'm going to extend my hand, of course, with a glove on it, with a rubber glove on it.
That pro 10-year-old boy ass.
Sir, that's really disturbing.
I'm going to call the police.
How does the police deal with this?
Sir, I don't even understand that.
Learn how to speak in English, alright?
Do it, Jimmy Puto.
Sir, I don't speak Spanish.
Go back in the kitchen, all right?
Sir?
Your language is really offensive.
This is a school.
I can't believe you, Sax of Crab, did this.
You know, I can't believe that you're doing this to me, you know?
I mean, and then you wonder why I don't do a show.
And then you wonder why I don't do a show for Christ's sake.
This is why!
This is why!
This is why, you son of assets!
This is why don't do a goddamn show!
Stupid assholes are lucky I even come back to this place in this place!
You're lucky I even come back to this place!
Jesus Christ, give me the mic!
Give me the freaking freaking mic!
Say, Jesus Christ, I'm warning you, man.
I'm only going to give you a couple of more opportunities.
And if I keep hearing this type of crap, I'm out of here.
All right?
I mean, I could be on 6th Street right now.
Don't need to be sitting here putting up with this crap.
Stop making calls in my voice, for Christ's sake.
Stupid assholes.
Failed Trolls and Mic Grab00:15:00
443, radio graffiti.
Eric Harris Dylan Cabold tickets.
Shut up.
You know, shove Eric Harris's, you know, clogged up colon up your pooper.
817, radio graffiti.
Shut up and get up, my horse.
Look at my horse.
The horse is amazing.
Give it a look.
Give me a break.
907, radio graffiti.
Why?
Why do you have the keyblade?
Stupid idiot.
517, radio graffiti.
Hello, Ghost.
Good job with the show.
And don't let these trolls screw you over.
Help me.
Yeah, well, they're not, but let me tell you something.
They're pissing me off.
I'm telling you that right now.
They better watch their asses.
Or two words.
Punitive damages, boy.
Punitive damages.
858, radio graffiti.
Fuck the Capitalist Army and fuck you.
Oh, yeah?
How about we just give out your number to the Capitalist Army?
How about that?
How about do your after doing it?
How about that?
Well, how about sue me then, asshole?
How about doing it?
Will me!
How about 858?
858-317-858-357-123.
Go ahead and sue me, then, you stupid asshole.
You're going to come up here and think it's your bigot badass.
Shove it up, your ass.
Stupid moron.
613, radio graffiti.
Ghost, this is a shout out to Steve and Yeah, that's right.
Squeal like a pig, boy.
252, radio graffiti.
You get a letter from the motorcycle saying you're going to race the land.
Looks like you got no choice but to bring on the pain suffering.
They're going to teach you how to drive, but who needs to?
Yeah.
What?
What the hell is that supposed to mean, for Christ's sake?
269 Radio Graffiti.
Not soldier boy.
No, I don't like it.
Not soldier boy, please.
No soldier boy, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's see.
336, radio graffiti.
On the island of DeSoda, Herman Cain is hanging from a tree.
That's what we use him for.
Oh, man.
How about if I give your number out?
And maybe some black folk might have something to say about you, you know, making fun of lynching.
How about that?
How about that?
Wait, wait, you were just saying something.
Why don't you say it?
Go ahead.
How about I give your number out?
How about that?
If you don't say something, I'm giving it out right now.
Say you're sorry.
Okay, I'll say I'm sorry again.
Blah, Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Get off.
248, radio graffiti.
Let my dog sick.
God, what is this?
Is this a card sexual song or something?
Jesus Christ.
75 points.
You got a fucking vibrator up here, pooper.
We get it.
269, radio graffiti.
Enslave all the niggers.
Let's make America peer again.
White power.
269657.
No, please.
No, please.
Say you're sorry.
I'm very sorry, sir.
Say you're sorry and bow down to the capitalist army right now.
I'm bowing down right now, sir.
I'm very sorry.
That's right.
Get down there.
Get down there and spit shine our shoe boy.
Spit shine the capitalist army, shoeboy.
443, radio graffiti.
Here we go.
Oh, man, it's getting all over.
Whoa!
Whoa, Jesus Christ.
You son of a bitch.
Shut up, your ass.
478, radio graffiti.
Hey, Pookie, poop, poop.
Aim for the tricycle.
Aim for the tricycle, Pookie.
Oh, oh, Cops, wrong, Pookie, wrong, Pookie.
Oh, Jimmy, get it!
Get him off!
Goddamn ghetto capitalist, for Christ's sake.
Just because this is episode 213 doesn't mean that it gives you car blanche to be a ghetto.
Fight, jerk.
972 radio graffiti.
Another Helen Keller, death you.
417 radio graffiti.
Oh hey ghost um yeah um, how much would it cost?
Um like, shut up.
You're stumbling mumbling, little prick, that's what you are.
Seven four zero radio graffiti.
Hey ghost, I sprained my wrist on Master Dayton in the stall.
It works.
Now I get it muffled workers compensation.
So are you kidding me?
I mean, are you auto-tuning yourself, for Christ's sake?
Are you auto-tuning yourself?
What are you teaching?
Hello oh man, T-paying hung up, for Christ's sake.
503 radio graffiti.
Cos J Doug, why'd you change to be a communist?
What I got, Jesus Christ.
Learn how to spoken, please.
516, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, Ghost.
Is this Ghost?
Hey, what's going on?
We got Cement Shoes in the house.
What's up, man?
Don Vito Cement Shoes here.
New York Cement Shoes.
Anyway, Ghost, I gotta tell you something.
This show is like awesome.
I'm dead tired.
I can't close my eyes.
This is awesome.
It's unbelievable.
And I gotta tell you, you've got 98% failed trolls tonight.
It's like ridiculous.
These trolls.
Only 98% failed trolls is right, man.
I mean, give me a break with these losers.
These are really failed trolls.
Hey, hey, listen, Ghost.
I'm going to nominate you to run the commission.
You know, the five families?
We're going to make you an offer you can't refuse.
I'm going to be Barzini, right?
Barzini.
Well, no, you're going to be.
Oh, my God.
My line is so blank.
Yeah, basically, Barzini, you're going to be Lucky Luciani.
We're going to be Luciani.
Lucky Luciani.
Yeah, there you go.
Lucky Luciano, man, or Tony Ocardo, baby.
That's my favorite ghost or Tony Ocarovatuna.
Okay, I just want to give out a commercial for the room, because you know that tattoo chick.
She gave me an idea.
1995, Don Vito, New York Cement Shoes tattoo.
And you get along with that, you get a King Ghost tattoo.
King Ghost Cat Luami tattoo.
And then if you act now, 1995, just pay the shipping and handling.
We'll give you a who's tattoo, a poop shoes tattoo, a semen shoes tattoo.
We'll give you a ghost graffiti tattoo.
And if you want a special tattoo, you just write it in and we'll send it to you.
Hell yeah, there.
That's Cement Shoes, man.
He's a member of the Capitalist Army.
He's always in the Capitalist Army room.
Much props to NYC Men Shoes and everybody else who's a part of the Capitalist Army who's sitting in the Capitalist Army room right now.
Much props.
Anyway, we're running out of time, man.
Let's just run down through the list.
Run down through the list, engineer.
832, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
I was going to say one thing about how that guy said Rand Paul was going to be with Nick Rodney.
Yeah.
Well, he said it would be an honor if he was, you know, be a, you know, vice president.
All right, we get it, pal.
412, radio graffiti.
Yeah, here we go.
757, radio seven, radio graffiti.
918, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, out of Walmart, just picking up a few things.
I was wondering, what's your favorite?
Hold on.
Mom, shut the fuck up and go buy cold fish or something.
Shit.
Oh, my God.
Are you yelling at your mom at the Walmart like that, son?
God damn it?
I don't know.
They're looking dog food or some shit.
You're actually yelling at your mom like that in the freaking Walmart for Christ's sake.
I can hear the goddamn beeping.
You're actually doing that?
Yeah.
You are a sick son of a bitch.
You are an asshole.
You know that?
631, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I just want to say happy Taco Tuesday.
Hey, man, thanks a lot.
Taco Taco Tuesday, baby.
347 Radio Graffiti.
Money with the freaking remix.
It's real funny.
What's up to Jimmy Kudos?
Radio graffiti.
111 area code.
What's your name and what's your question or comment for us?
I am now officially declaring myself the king of ten-year-old boy ass.
Oh, you already played that.
Yeah.
Oh, come on.
They're already getting used to all the goddamn stupid failed trolls.
Look at that.
Look at them.
Did you hear them?
That stupid weak-ass radio show?
They're like, oh, you've already played that.
Come on.
What a bunch of failed trolls.
253, radio graffiti.
Yeah, we can't understand you.
How about 5-7-4, Radio Graffiti?
Ten-four! Ten-four!
You stupid moron.
920, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I was caught off by an ad.
Did you actually give that out?
I can't tell.
The what?
My number.
You said you gave him my number.
Did you actually do that?
I was cut off.
Who knows?
Maybe I did.
Maybe I didn't.
Who gives a crap?
440, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, what's up, Ghost Goki here, man?
Haven't talked to you in a while.
I just want to say good show.
Keep doing what you're doing.
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it.
201, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I just wanted to say happy Deto Capitalist Tuesday and also.
Yeah, shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
234, Radio Graffiti.
Radio Graffiti.
You stupid moron.
Tails, 1198, Radio Graffiti.
Yo, Ghost, you got to finish listening into that call.
Here it is.
Oh, you already played that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want to continue down the line?
Well, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Let's talk about him for a moment.
the tone of file on criminal minds this guy has the kind of women and other people son of a bitch Are you kidding me?
Why don't you listen to your fruity ass voice for Christ's sake?
This is the kind of guy that's like, hey, man, pedophile.
We can't take it.
Shut up.
of glory, whole sounding.
That's it.
I'm done with this crap.
I'm done with this show.
I'm done with it.
You people have ruined my Taco Tuesday.
You have ruined it.
You all have ruined my Taco Tuesday.
I'm not going to sit here and continue to give you all a show for Christ's sake if this is how you're going to treat me.
This is how you're going to treat me.
Give me the mic.
Give me a freaking.
Give it a freaking mic.
No, you screw your shout-outs.
Screw your chat room shout-outs.
Matter of fact, you know what I'm going to do to you pricks?
I'm going to implement chat room martial law.
That's what I'm going to do, huh?
How do you like a little bit of that?
I'm going to implement chat room martial law.
And let me tell you something right now.
I'm not going to sit over here and continue to put up with this kind of crap.
Do you understand that?
I can't believe that you people are going to ruin my Taco Tuesday, man.
It's my first date back, for Christ's sake.
It's my first date back.
And this is the kind of respect that you stupid morons give me.
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I mean, I'm jaded for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm depressed.
I mean, I can't believe these people.
Can't believe it, Christ!
Oh, God!
Jesus Christ, I don't even have to be here.
You know what?
I shouldn't even have to be here.
Stupid Milky Lickers, goddammit.
You goddamn sons of bitches.
You know what?
I'm getting out of here.
Screw that.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic, engineer.
Give me the mic.
That's it.
Stick a fork in me.
I'm done.
I'm done with this show right now.
I'm done with this show.
I'm telling you right now, you idiots will be lucky if I ever come back on here for another show again.
Do you understand that?
You'll be lucky if I come back for another show, you stupid Milky Lickers.
And no, I'm not going to give one goddamn shout-out for Christ's sake because you people have besmirched my Taco Tuesday.
You have besmirched my Taco Tuesday, and I refuse to sit over here and give you all the pleasure of my presence.
Do you understand that?
You son of a bitch.
Besmirched Taco Tuesday00:02:16
Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
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All one word, no underscores, baby.
All right?
There it is right there.
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There it is, the archive.
All right, every single episode that I have ever broadcasted is there for download for free, baby, all right?
You're goddamn right, for free.
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All right, anyway, I can't believe this.
I can't believe that you people would sit here and do this to me on a freaking Taco Tuesday, for Christ's sake, man.
It's my first beatback!
God damn it!
Jesus Christ, and look good.
Good.
Finally, the microphone's going out.
Great.
Great.
It couldn't have come at a better time, too.
You know that?
It could not have come at a better time because you people are being scumbags.
Yeah, you hear that?
Yeah, there goes the mic.
Yeah, perfect timing for you, Milky Lickers.
I'm telling you right now, you keep calling these people with my voice for Christ's sake.
I'm going to take the necessary steps to make sure that I get punitive damages out of your ass.
Do you understand that?
And you will be lucky if I get, if I do another show at all.
You understand?
You idiots will be lucky if I do another broadcast at all for Christ's sake because I can't believe that you besmirched me like this on a Taco Tuesday.
All right?
I can't believe it, man.
God damn it.
That's it.
I don't want to stay here anymore.
Get me out of here, Edgy.
Give me the hell.
Get me the hell out of here, engineer.
Give me a put a fork in me.
I'm done.
Give me a hat.
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