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Feb. 22, 2012 - True Capitalist Radio
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February 22nd, 2012 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 212

Ghost and Go Me dissect the 2012 market downturn, blaming Obama's proposed tax cuts for corporations while raising overseas profit taxes. They condemn socialism, citing Greece's fiscal collapse and the Cloward-Piven strategy, before rallying the "Capitalist Army" to unseat Lamar Smith in Texas District 21. The broadcast devolves into hostile exchanges regarding super PACs, Syria's journalists, and Iran's uranium defiance, ultimately arguing that voter incompetence allows Davos elites to impose state capitalism while predicting a system collapse through bureaucratic overreach. [Automatically generated summary]

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Boar's Head Japan Flavor 00:15:36
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This is True Capitalist Radio.
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I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
For badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his Skylight Office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
Go Me.
Welcome back in the house.
That's right, folks.
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I know I said yesterday that I wasn't going to conduct another broadcast.
And let me tell you something right now.
I wasn't, all right?
I sincerely wasn't.
But let me tell you something.
We had so many requests via tweets, via other methods of contacting yours truly, and they were saying, do a show, ghost, do a show.
So to be completely honest with you, I don't know how long this show's going to be.
I don't know if we're going to go the whole three hours because, you know, I want to do something else.
You understand what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to recognize that this is episode number 212.
212 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast have gone by.
And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
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Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
All right, boy.
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So, for all you fat, chilly-ass, disgusting, slovenly bastards that are too goddamn lazy to open up another freaking window in your freaking stupid dumbass browser, well, then by God, we got all kinds of buttons underneath there.
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Use and abuse those buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, my apologies if I'm a little high-strung.
I didn't want to do a broadcast today, all right?
I did want to.
As a matter of fact, I already broke out the Johnny Walker blue label.
It's right here.
It's already Right here.
I've already had a few drinks for Christ's sake because I know that I'm probably going to have a few damn headaches, and I really don't want to have that.
I really don't even want to even bother with that, to be honest with you.
But, you know, we do have a lot of fans out here.
You understand?
We do have a lot of fans that want to listen.
And they want to listen to the true capitalist commentary that I'm conveying on this broadcast.
So that's why we are conducting this broadcast today.
And it's Ash Wednesday for all you religious folks out there.
That's right, Ash Wednesday for all the Catholics.
That means that I really don't know what it means.
They put some ashes on your head or something, and you're supposed to be holy or something.
But we may have a visit of true capitalist confessions.
Holly Hill, holy, hollow, holy high.
We've got it.
We got that going for us today.
But before we get into anything else, let's get to the markets, folks, because I'm sure people are wondering what the hell happened today.
What the hell happened?
We've got some decent earnings coming out.
The market's retracting actually coming up flat, to be honest with you, but we should have gone over 13,000 Dow Jones Industrials today.
What happened?
What happened?
I'll tell you what happened.
President Obama, Mr. Yes We Can over here, decided to release this ridiculous tax reform idea that completely spooked the markets for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, the whole damn thing is so complicated.
It's just, it's ridiculous, man.
I mean, I have no freaking idea what in the hell, whatever economic planner, whatever idiot that was out there, you know, writing this crap, I have no idea what sense this makes, but I don't really want to talk about it.
It's complicated.
It's ridiculous.
We'll talk about it here after we get over the markets because I don't want to get in the goddamn ridiculous tirade.
And for you folks who are unaware, today Barack Obama announced his new tax reform.
Supposedly, he's going to bring down taxes from 35% to 28%.
But if you take a look at the red tape, he talks about a, well, let's not talk about it now.
We'll get to it in just a second.
Let's get to the Dow Jones Industrials, shall we?
This is why we saw some decreases today because the investors were spooked, man.
I mean, this was completely out of left field out here, for Christ's sake.
Barack Obama initiates this goddamn tax reform, and it just completely spooks the market, man.
So anyway, the Dow Jones Industrials is down today, 27.02 points, a percentage decrease of 0.21%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 12,938.70 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
We've got the SP 500 down today, 4.55 points, a percentage decrease of 0.33%, closing out the SP at 1,357.66 points for the SP 500.
I'm telling you, it's flat.
It's flat today.
It's freaking flat.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you right now, man, this freaking Obama tax reform just completely spooked the investors today.
It makes me sick.
I mean, we should be hitting over 13,000.
We should have hit over 13,000 like a month ago.
But, of course, we got low volume.
That means, you know, when you got low volume, that means there's not that many stocks exchange in hands.
There's not many stock trades going on.
And what that means is that there's high volatility with low volume.
And not to mention that there could be an easy retraction or easy gain just based upon news, based upon events, based upon earnings, based upon data, so on and so forth.
So anyway, let's continue going.
We've got the NASDAQ down 15.40 points, a percentage decrease of 0.52%, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,933.17 points for the NASDAQ composite.
Now, let's get to the other side of the pond over there, the FTSE 100.
Let me tell you something.
The reason that we're seeing decreases in Europe is the same reason I keep telling you.
If it isn't going to be Greece today, tomorrow it's going to be the other EU member states like Italy, Portugal, Spain.
I mean, this fiscal irresponsibility as it relates to socialism is completely rampant.
I mean, why they're spending so much time on Greece, I have no freaking idea, when the same problem looms very, very shortly in the other EU nation states.
But that's really what's decreasing the European markets, all right?
The FTSE 100 is down 11.65 points, a percentage decrease of 0.20%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,916.55 points for the FTSE 100.
And of course, we've got the DAX, Germany, basically the country that's continuing to bail out all these socialist experiments within the EU.
It is also down today.
There are German brethren in the DAX index.
Los Logersniegen slogan, Volkswagen.
Anyway, they are also down dramatically today on all this discombobulating news as it relates to Greece and the uncertainty and the Eurozone, so on and so forth.
It is down 64.31 points, a percentage decrease of 0.93%, closing out the DAX index at 6,843.87 points for the DAX index.
Now, like I said, folks, the reason that we saw a decrease in equities was because the market was spooked by Barack Obama's tax initiative.
If you read in what the hell's going on here, he's talking about an international business tax.
I mean, I don't even want to talk about it.
We'll talk about it here in a second.
But when everybody's retreating away from equities, what's going to happen?
They're going to go right into commodities, and that's exactly what happened, baby.
That's exactly what happened.
Although we did see a minor sell-off in WTI Sweet Crude, very, very modest.
That's everybody's taking profits.
But for as many people that were taking profits, there were people coming in.
And that's what basically caused the flatness in that particular sector.
But let's just get to energy really quick.
We got Brent Crude Futures up today, $1.02, a percentage increase of 0.84%, closing out Brent Crude Futures at $122.68 per barrel of Brent crude.
Jesus Christ, man, let me tell you, we got, do you hear this crap?
Do you hear what's going on upstairs here?
The office upstairs has been getting renovated here for the past several months, for Christ's sake.
Did you hear that for Christ's sake?
I mean, we've been trying to, you know, I've been trying to be patient with them.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I don't know.
They got some vibrator or something going on over there.
I mean, it just, it's disrupting me.
It's disrupting me, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I don't want to tap on the roof.
I don't want to be doing anything of that nature.
Supposedly, there's going to be some big office offshoot of some conglomerate or something.
I have no freaking idea.
But let me tell you something right now.
I mean, it sounds like some freaking vibrator going on up there, you know, on top of which are doing all kinds of other things that, you know, just disturbing me while I'm sitting here trying to trade.
But anyway, I'm just trying to be a good neighbor, you know?
Good neighbor ghost is there.
Well, don't come to the well too often.
That's all I got to say.
Anyway, let me take a drink here.
I'm sorry I threw off.
I'm sorry I'm off Easter here.
I'm just got things disrupting me here.
Oh, man, that's some pretty good stuff, baby.
Johnny Walker Blue Label.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, Brent Crude, once again, $122.68 per barrel of Brent Crude.
We got gasoline futures up, of course.
Of course.
Do you hear?
Listen, listen.
Did you hear that?
Right when I started the markets again, they did it again.
Gasoline futures are up $11.50, a percentage increase up 1.14% on the day.
All right?
And let me tell you, have you seen the gas prices?
What did I tell you on Monday?
What did I tell you on Monday?
I said they're going to go up and I told you.
I'm going to continue.
I'm not hearing voices.
Shove it up your ass, you idiots.
Anyway, we've got heating oil futures up today, three bucks, a percentage increase of 0.93%.
Natural gas futures are up today after the past couple of days' sell-offs.
It is up 3 cents, a percentage increase of 1.18% on the day.
And like I said, WTI Sweet Crude, the crude oil that's consumed by America, it is down today.
Not much, but it's still flat.
22 cents on the decrease, a percentage decrease of 0.21%, closing out the WTI Sweet Crude barrel at $106.03 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
Now let's go ahead and get to agriculture, shall we?
We got Panola down 10 cents today.
And what have I said?
What did I say about Cocoa Futures, baby?
What did I say about Cocoa Futures, man?
They are up again today, $14, a percentage increase of 0.58% as we get closer and closer to Easter.
You know, the Easter bunnies and the chocolate and all that crap.
Give me a break.
You know what I mean?
You got the Cadbury bunny.
You know, Cadbury buddy that was throwing our mug out here in America all the time around Easter time for Christ's sake.
Cadbury Bunny, shut up.
If I wanted a freaking egg, I'd go and, you know, crack an egg open for Christ's sake.
I don't want to crack open some piece of crap chocolate little eggshell and find some kind of gooey crap in the middle for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, what is that crap in the Cadbury freaking little eggs?
What is that?
What is that, an embryo or something?
What the hell is that?
Stem cells or some crap?
What the hell is that crap in there?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, where the hell am I?
Where the hell am I at?
That's right.
I forgot all about that.
Thanks a lot, Engineer.
We got coffee down today, $4.20, a percentage decrease of 2.04% on the day.
That's a definite decrease.
So for all you assholes that continue to make excuses to your bosses for the reason why you're incompetent and you're jerky in the morning by saying, Hey, dude, just don't talk to me unless I have my coffee, dude.
Yeah.
Cadbury Egg Mystery 00:14:52
Just don't do it, dude.
Just don't tell you.
Shut up, all right?
Just shove it up your ass.
It's going to cost you a little less, and I hope you're happy about it, Milky Liquors.
I hope you're happy about it.
And screw all you assholes calling me un-American, all right?
It's getting pretty freaking old, screwballs, all right?
It's getting freaking old, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, corn is up today.
And man, we're seeing decreases in corn.
We ended the corn ethanol subsidy, for Christ's sake.
I mean, do you understand that?
We have ended the corn ethanol subsidy.
And unfortunately, the goddamn thing continues to go up.
These goddamn corn cobs continue to go up.
And I don't understand why Americans aren't a little taken back by this.
I mean, you know, why is the price going up?
I'll tell you why it's going up.
All right?
The same reason why Xi Jangping, the vice president of China, was here last week inking deals with the heartland of America.
And I think that you need to really Google that story.
I mean, you know, Xi Jiang Ping not only signed deals with the agricultural producers in heartland America, but also with Hollywood.
That's right.
Everybody's favorite content monopolists, Hollywood.
Jesus Christ.
That's why we're seeing increases in corn because they like corn.
All right.
They're sick and tired of eating octopus and egg rolls and, you know, fried rice and all that crap that they used to eat.
They want to eat like Americans now.
Now that the communists are out there making billions of dollars, now that their economy is flourishing as the strongest in the world, now that you've got the elites worldwide embracing the state capitalist model of China openly last month in Davos, Switzerland at the World Summit, now these guys are like, they want to live like Americans, huh?
Oh, man.
That's why they're buying American food.
They want to eat steaks and tenderloins and bacon and corn.
You know, the stuff that they can't grow out there in China.
You know, they want that stuff right on their plates because they're making the money.
Jesus Christ.
I better stop talking.
I'm going to have to bring in Mr. Fortune cookie because, look, I don't want to talk anymore about China.
I'm just highlighting the facts.
I'm not making a criticism.
I'm highlighting the facts that Xi Jangping was here last week.
He inked deals with the agriculture producers in the Midwest, in the heartland, and he inked deals with Hollywood, for Christ's sake.
And everybody needs to look into that because let me tell you something.
This time next year, when everything is up the roof and you're wondering why the cost of food, why the cost of everything is up the anal passage, you remember this when I talk about Xi Jangping inking deals with the heartland in America.
All right?
I mean, they've already done this before.
This is not the first time they've done this.
I mean, out here in Texas, I've told this story time and time again.
For all you folks that like pecan pie, pecan pie is actually a pretty good holiday treat for American traditional folk out here.
And for you folks that went out there and got yourself a cup of pecans, you started noticing that that cup of pecans started costing about $6 in change, for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, seriously, $6 in change for a cup of pecan pie, or not a cup of pecan pee, a couple of cups.
A cup of pecans.
God damn it.
It's like a pickape, pick a peck, a pickle pepper, motherfucker.
Jesus Christ, I'm stumbling.
Jesus Christ.
I'm freaking cursing already, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Please strike that from the record.
I'm just, as you can see, I've had a few.
You know what I'm saying?
I've had a few drinks.
So excuse me.
I mean, it's Ash Wednesday.
I had to have a few drinks, all right?
I had to have a few drinks.
I had a T-bone steak today for lunch.
That's what I did.
A T-bone steak at Perry's, baby.
A porterhouse.
Still, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I don't want to continue to get into it.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
What happened out here in Texas, which is the largest pecan producer in the world, the Chinese pre-bought half of the pecan yield.
All the pecans that were out here growing, they pre-bought half of it.
And then once the harvest of the pecans were harvested, they sent half of the yield out there to China for Christ's sake.
That's why we saw such high prices for pecans this past holiday season.
I mean, $6 and change a cup out here in Texas.
I mean, you've got to be kidding me, man.
For pecan pie?
I mean, come on.
Who can't have a holiday without some goddamn pecan pie?
Come on.
Anyway, let me continue going.
I'm just saying, folks, I'm just saying this is why we're seeing increases in commodities.
That's why you're paying more at the goddamn supermarket.
You got China buying up all the crap.
Yum, yum, dim, sum.
Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
We got cotton down today, $2.44.
That's a percentage decrease of 2.62%.
You know, every time I see these types of dips in cotton, I always have just a slight bit of optimism that maybe, just maybe, the fruit bowls in America will start wearing clothes that fit them and not wear freaking goddamn jeans that are leggings for Christ's sake.
I mean, can somebody explain to me the fashion sense of a male wearing freaking blue jeans that are leggings?
I mean, they're so tight.
Freaking, these fruity asses out here are showing camel toe.
They're showing anal camel toe, for Christ's sake.
And we're supposed to just accept this crap.
We're supposed to just be like, oh, it's just fashion.
That's all it is.
It's just fashion.
You know, they wear these goddamn shirts that are eight times too small for their bodies, for Christ's sake.
Jesus, I'm sick of it, man.
I'm sick of it.
You know, you got males emphasizing their hourglass shape.
Hourglass shape, males?
I mean, good God.
Jeez, I better stop getting into it.
I'm just saying, folks, that every time I see a dip in cotton, I hope that maybe some of these males will start dressing with some clothes that fit their fruit bowl little bodies.
Because, Jesus Christ, this is getting ridiculous.
It is just getting goddamn ridiculous.
Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake, all right?
What else we got?
We got wheat futures up today, $8.75.
That's a percentage increase of 1.26% on the day.
Sugar is up 24 cents, a percentage increase of 0.98% on the day.
Soybean futures are up $1.75.
That's a percentage increase of 0.14% on the day.
And lumber continues to rise.
It continues to rise because lumber is up $7, a percentage increase of 2.58% on the day.
We've got oat down, $5, a percentage decrease of 1.58%.
Looks like them Quakers ain't going to be too happy.
You know, that smiling Quaker on Quaker Oats is going to have himself a little bit of a butthurt face after these freaking numbers coming out for oats.
But who the hell likes oats anyway?
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I know that oats are great for you.
You know, I know that they're good and they're supposed to lower cholesterol and but they suck.
They suck.
It tastes like total cocka if I can rip off my Mexican brethren out here in the international community or the United States or whatever you want to call Mexico, whatever you want to call the United States nowadays.
It's gross.
All right, I don't like oats.
All right?
No kidding.
Oats were for Mr. Ed.
You know, feed that crap to the horses.
All right?
So they can continue racing around in the Kentucky Derby so I can throw some bets on them or something.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let me continue going on, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm just saying, I don't like oats.
All right.
I don't like it.
I don't like oats.
I know they're good for you.
You know, I know that they're supposed to be healthy.
They're supposed to eat away cholesterol and all that crap.
I just can't stand it.
All right.
I can't stand it.
Anyway, let's get to the other commodities here.
Soybean oil futures are down 16 cents.
And good God, the wool futures are down today.
The wool futures are down.
Looks like the bullnose bulldykes didn't come out to see the freshly cut pieces of wool today because wool is down $14.
A percentage decrease of 1.05% on the day.
I'm telling you, it doesn't seem like these bullnose bulldykes are very happy with the freshly cut pieces of wool that are being put on the market out here, huh?
They must be flooding the market out here with too much carpet.
Anyway, let's just continue going.
Anyway, let's get to the...
Hey, let's get to the...
The metals?
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
That's right.
Metals.
Very vital.
Jesus Christ, what the hell's wrong with me?
Let me have another drink.
Jesus Christ, I'm a stumbling, mumbling jerk today.
And the reason is, it's because these assholes in the chat.
You know, I wouldn't have this chat open if it wasn't for the engineer.
You know, you need to really thank the engineer for opening up this chat room because I didn't want to open it.
All right?
I didn't want to open the son of a bitch.
So, you know, you better thank.
Tell them a thank you, engineer.
See what I'm saying?
So anyway, but I'm getting distracted, though.
I get distracted.
I'm sitting over here trying to read the markets.
I get distracted by these text chat warriors and these freaking bowels of the internet, these cyber vermin.
You know, these troll terrorists that continue to make my life a freaking living hell out here.
I'm sitting over here, I'm shooting pearls to these morons.
And this is what it's all about, for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Good God.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, let's just continue going, please.
I mean, people want me to close the chat.
Look at that.
They're saying, close the chat.
Please close the chat.
Jesus Christ.
You know, I don't know what the hell I'm going to do.
I don't know what to do.
You know, I didn't even want to do a show today.
I'm serious.
I did not want to do a show.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's get to copper, all right?
Once again, when you see these minor retractions in the equities market, you're obviously going to see it within the copper market because copper is a major component in the manufactured goods and the durable goods and the appliances, so on and so forth.
So when you see a retraction in the equities market, particularly in these sectors, you're definitely going to see a retraction in copper.
And that's exactly what we saw.
A small one, but still a retraction.
Down 30 cents today.
A percentage decrease of 0.08% today for copper.
But goddamn, let's get to gold, shall we?
Everybody went to gold.
Everybody's getting their surfboards and everybody's getting their surfboards and riding that wave, baby.
Riding that wave.
Everybody's hopping on board.
As a matter of fact, today, it was mostly flat in the gold futures until everybody started reading the details about Barack Obama's tax reform.
All right?
Tax reform, for Christ's sake.
But everybody started hopping on board today.
Gold is up $19.40, a percentage increase of 1.10% on the day, closing out gold at $1,777.90 per troy ounce of gold.
Man, we're getting that much closer to $1,800.
I'm telling you this right now.
And the reason is, is because everybody's a little uncertain.
Everybody doesn't know what the hell to do.
It's a very uncertain market.
You've got the government trying to over-regulate, trying to over-taxate, you know, trying to discourage entrepreneurship, trying to discourage business, trying to discourage investment.
And this is what's really complicating economic growth currently in our country.
And moreover, our government continues to grow bureaucracy.
It continues to expand, for Christ's sake.
I mean, our president legitimately put out a budget for fiscal year 2012 for $3.8 trillion with a T, $3.8 trillion.
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, with that type of just complete debasing of the American currency, it's no wonder everybody's hopping on board these metals and other investments that are meant for security out here.
It's ridiculous.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, once again, gold, $1,777.90 per troy ounce of gold.
Now, silver came up a little flat today because, believe it or not, people are cashing out on silver while people are going in on silver.
You know, the same thing that happened to WTI Sweet Crew today is the same thing that happened to silver.
You know, as many people that were trying to cash out, trying to parlay some of the investments, some of the profits that they made on silver and pushing them into somewhere else, as many people that were cashing out, there were that many people trying to cash in, trying to get in.
And unfortunately, silver, flat today, down 15 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.45%.
Silver is still $34.34 per Troy ounce.
Multinational Taxation Chaos 00:16:22
But as I said, just continue to wait, baby.
All right, just look at the chart this time last year.
Just take a look at the chart around April, all right, last year.
We saw $50 a Troy ounce of silver.
And I think that we're going to meet that price point and it could sustain that price point for a good portion of time.
So that's why I always suggest that if you want the higher percentage yield for your investment as far as accumulating hard assets as a part of your portfolio, I strongly advise people to just entertain an investment in silver.
Now, however you play that, that's up to you, whether it's ETFs, whether it's investing in equities play via silver, whatever the case might be, accumulating physical silver.
In my personal opinion, I think that everybody should be at least making room to a certain degree as it relates to adding silver to your portfolio.
Anyway, let's continue going on.
We're almost done here.
Livestock.
All right, live cattle futures are down a nickel today.
A percentage decrease of 0.04%.
Cattle feeder futures are also down today.
27 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.17% on the day.
And of course, for all you fat jelly ass mboons that like to shove a couple of emboons down your goddamn gullet, well, it's going to cost you a little bit because lean hog futures are up today twenty cents, a percentage increase of 0.22% on the day.
And that, my friends, is the market for your ass.
Woo!
Anyway, we are done with the markets for Christ's sake.
And as I said, the reason we came up a little bit flat, to say the least, today in the equities market is because of today's proposed tax revamping of the corporate tax rate that Obama's trying to initiate out here.
28% is going to bring it down from 35%.
And just to give you a little bit of detail, the plan would cut the top corporate tax rate for all businesses to 28%.
This is according to the new initiative into tax reform that our president is putting forth.
And the maximum tax rate for manufacturers would be 25%.
It would also expand some deductions, for example, making permanent research and experimentation and clean energy tax credits, how convenient.
And to pay for making those extensions permanent, the Treasury would raise $250 billion over 10 years by closing other loopholes and creating, quote unquote, new taxes.
The hell does that mean?
Can somebody explain now, what the hell does that mean?
They're going to raise all these deductions that they're giving for research and experimentation and clean energy tax credits, and they're going to pay for them by raising $250 billion over the next 10 years by closing loopholes and creating quote unquote new taxes.
The hell does that mean?
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying about this regime?
I mean, this is what's prohibiting economic growth for Christ's sake.
It's simple economics.
You cannot continue to grow bureaucracy.
You cannot continue to implement regulations.
You cannot continue to heighten taxation and expect economic growth out of this country.
I just don't understand how hard this is for people to comprehend in their simplistic noggins.
Jesus Christ, I can't believe this.
Let's go on, though.
All right.
The plan called for a minimum tax on overseas profits.
Of course, there was no specific figure to that minimum tax on overseas profits.
But a minimum levy would be a first under current law.
You know, basically U.S. firms operating through a foreign subsidy that don't pay U.S. tax on foreign income as long as those earnings remain overseas.
Well, you've got they basically Barack Obama wanting to go after those taxes, which if you really think about it, he's trying to basically pin the corner on multinational corporations.
Okay?
What he's doing is he's putting these multinational corporations that are headquartered here in America.
He's putting them on notice and saying, hey, we are going to implement this well, but it was overseas profits tax on you for your subsidies throughout the international community since you have your headquarters here in America.
So what does that mean?
That means that multinational corporations that are headquartered here that are giving not only just blue-collar jobs here, but white-collar jobs here, are going to move.
Do you understand this?
I mean, do you think that they're going to pay a freaking overseas minimum tax in America to be headquartered in this country?
Absolutely not.
You're going to have multinational corporations who, believe it or not, actually make more money from other markets that are bigger and more affluent at this point in time than America.
Barack Obama, under this tax, is going to force them to go away and move out of the country and headquarter their headquarters elsewhere.
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
This is just a complete disgrace, what is being proposed as a supposed tax reform by our president.
I mean, this is not a joke.
You need to look this up.
I mean, this overseas tax profits minimum tax, which, of course, is no, there's no figure given conveniently enough in the tax reform bill initiated here or in the initiative or in the details that have come out, I should say.
And I'd like to know, first of all, how much that figure is and where the hell is the money going to go?
I'm just saying, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I can't believe this.
I mean, this is a complete whole restructuring out here.
You know, more taxation, more freaking taxation.
I mean, do you understand how serious this is?
Please listen, all right?
For all the multinational corporations that are headquartered right here in America, that have their main headquarters right here in America, they are now going to be, if this plan, of course, passes Congress, but they would be required to pay a minimum tax on overseas profits.
I mean, that's serious business.
I mean, because you have to understand if they're making money off overseas profits, they're going to have to pay the taxes of wherever they're making those overseas profits.
So if you're a multinational corporation, you're making money in Asia, you're making money in South America.
Well, whatever profits that you're generating from there, you have to pay that country their taxes.
Well, now Barack Obama's asking even more money for the overseas profits that they're making.
I mean, this is going to force multinationals that have their headquarters here in America to leave.
And then what are we going to have?
We're not going to have anything, man.
The multinationals are going to leave to some, who the hell knows what?
Maybe Canadia, for Christ's sake, because Canadia has lower corporate taxes, and they seem to be a little bit more capitalist than America, for crap's sake.
I mean, this is a disgrace.
You know, I mean, I just can't believe that this is an initiative by our president.
Jesus Christ.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, you need to read this.
You need to read it.
All right.
And moreover, the only way that you can fall in line to get this 28% corporate tax rate is if you oblige all these ridiculous red tape little clauses within the code, for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's stupid.
It's really, really ridiculous, man, what's happening here.
But this is our president, and this is why the markets fell flat today.
All right?
Anyway, before we get into the next subject matter, I want to hear what you have to say about this.
What do you think about Barack Obama's new tax reform?
Do you think it's out there to help America?
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
And of course, folks, when I take some calls here, we're probably going to have some goddamn stupid scumbags calling up.
And they're probably going to, you know, do some lame-ass garbage.
They're probably going to be prank calling.
They're probably going to be doing these obnoxious, stupid, jerk-off type of pathetic excuse of prank calls.
But you've got to forgive me.
You know, these are disgusting, pathetic wastes of human life that are doing this.
These are troll terrorists.
These are cyber vermin, for lack of a better term.
So, you know, we're just going to go ahead and see if anybody has any kind of an opinion on Obama's latest tax reform that was announced this morning that completely spooked the equities markets.
So let's see if anybody has anything to say about it.
How about that?
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
Let's go ahead and take some calls right now.
We got 516 on the horn.
What's up?
Am I on the line?
Oh, yeah, what's going on?
We got Cement Shoes in the house.
Hey, listen, you want to know anything about the Barack Obama tax proposal?
Hold on, before we get your opinion, I want to enlighten the viewers that don't know who you are.
This is Cement Shoes.
He is a man within the true capitalist radio community.
If you're tight-niched within the true capitalist radio community, you know who he is.
If you don't, well, too bad.
Now, Cement Shoes, what do you think about what's going on here as it relates to Obama initiating the supposed tax reform initiative here?
Okay, 2,500 gold, 25% real unemployment, and stock market crash.
And by the way, Ghost, you gave me some good entrepreneurial ideas today.
I'm toying with the three of them.
I'm thinking first one is Camel Toe Jeans Company, the Cameltoe Jeans Company.
I mean, and it's anal Cameltoe for these males.
Oh, you're serious.
It's a disgrace.
It's gross, for Christ's sake.
We'll add anal to it.
Then I got an idea.
We're going to call it Ghost Oak Cereal without pecans because we can't afford the pecans.
And the best one I think I came up with is we're going to put a new slant on restaurants in China.
We're going to call it the Jeremy Lynn Chink in the Arm American Style Buffet.
I think that's the best thing.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, man.
You can't be that.
You can't be serious about that, man.
I'm going to get all kinds of heat from that, from all these bastards that hate me.
Look at them.
They're already talking garbage in the chat room for Christ's sake.
Come on.
It's the ESVN racial hour.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, look, I mean, to be completely honest with you, I'll agree with you on the $2,500 gold, possibly $50 to $75 on the silver end.
But I think that we're going to see a short-term spike in equities here.
I mean, we're not going to see the retraction in the market until later on, possibly maybe later into the summer.
I agree the longer term.
But these tax hikes, they're going to kill the last bash of what we got, capitalism.
And that's it.
You know what, Ghost?
I don't know if you've ever heard of Cloud Piven.
You know, the Cloward Piven?
Well, who's that?
Well, Cloward Piven were a husband and wife profession team in Columbia in the 60s, and they wrote up a whole journal on how to collapse the system by overloading it.
And they actually did it in New York City.
Obama's a big fan of this.
He's married to that ideology.
It's an Alinsky philosophy.
If you overload the social programs, overload this system to the point that the governments can't afford it anymore.
It collapses the system.
It's the truth.
This is what they're doing.
They're doing the Weather Underground playbook.
That's what they're running.
If you read the Weather Underground handbook by William Ayers, it's about overloading the system and taking it down.
It's obvious that there is a system overload here because these guys out here in government continue to grow government.
They continue to give out these goddamn expenditures.
We don't have the money.
I mean, within the past four years that this administration has been in power, we have accumulated or about to accumulate over $10 trillion in debts.
And I just can't believe that no one out there in America is concerned about this.
But then when you start looking at the crux of the matter and start realizing that almost 70% of America is collecting government entitlements in some fashion, it's no coincidence why nobody has a care in the world.
It's disgraceful.
And then when you take into consideration this damn Obama tax reform initiative, it's not only going to ruin this country as far as these supposed removal of tax loopholes and however they're going to raise the $250 billion within the next 10 years,
but also this idea of a minimum overseas tax, which is going to drive off all of the goddamn goddamn multinationals that have their headquarters right here in America.
And once the multinationals leave America, what do we have left?
Nothing.
Nothing.
You know what's all happening, Ghost?
If you look at the 2013 tax rates coming in, oh my God, it's a crushing of the middle class in 2013.
Unfreaking believable.
I mean, do you think there'd be any kind of remedy just so that the people could get an idea?
Do you think there's going to be any kind of remedy if we put any of these jokers that are running for the GOP in power?
Absolutely not.
No one's got the political will to change anything.
They're all running for office every two years.
They're not interested in the future.
They're interested in getting re-elected.
This food fight in America, it's going to end very badly.
It's all this is a massive food fight, left-right food fight.
And everybody in between is cabin fodder.
That's the sad part about it.
And what's sad is that the right wing of the political spectrum in this country is turning into the left.
I mean, look at the initiatives that are being pushed forth by most of these candidates out here, especially Newt Gingrich.
This man's the right-wing Obama, for Christ's sake.
I mean, whatever happened to the right wing of the political spectrum in America, meaning low taxes, small government, individualism, you know, that sort of thing.
What the hell?
What happened?
See, the problem with a Newt Gingrich is he looks at every government program and he puts that giant brain into gear and says, you know what?
We don't need to eliminate this banned program.
We need to fix it.
You can't fix what's bad.
You've got to throw out what's bad.
And Newt is constantly trying to come up with a solution, a middle-of-the-road compromise solution for a bad policy.
A bad policy is a bad policy.
And that's the problem what's going on with a Newt Gingrich.
And we're not going to change anything, Ghost, because bottom line is these guys have no clue what they're doing.
I mean, honest to God, they have no clue.
They go by a freaking report that gets dropped on their AIDS desk from K-Street with an envelope full of money saying, oh, here's the issue.
When it's not the issue, it's insane.
It's utterly insane.
We're flying by the seat of our pants.
You know, Ghost, bottom line is, when you have a corporation, the United States is a big corporation.
You can't operate a company flying by the seat of your pants.
You need a business plan.
America has no plan.
Plans were abandoned a long time ago.
America Has No Plan 00:06:46
This is just a food fight now.
It's obvious because there's nothing going on that has any kind of common sense.
I mean, the $3.8 trillion budget for 2012, this tax initiative, you know, this is just all gone mad.
And I can't believe that we're sitting over here.
Hold on a second.
Hey, what the hell's going on?
Engineer, implement Jack Room Marshall Law.
These cuts of bitches, for Christ's sake, implement Jack Room Marshall.
These guys are sitting here flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard.
Implement chat room martial law.
I'm sorry, Cement Shoes, man.
These idiots out here, of course, are flapping their fat sausages of fingers, trying to be goddamn text chat warriors, thinking that they're going to do something.
I had to implement chat room martial law, or else these sons of bitches were probably going to be a bunch of obnoxious jerk dicks, if you understand what I'm talking about.
It goes, honestly, God, this whole country is upside down.
I mean, I sit there and look out the window.
I feel like the same man in the mental institution screaming to get out of here.
Are you kidding me?
You're preaching to the choir without.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, I get sick just going to the freaking supermarket for Christ's sake and taking a look at the dirty looks from people when I'm sitting over here buying food for myself out of my own cash, out of my own pocket, unlike these people that are out here breaking up the freaking goddamn welfare card and buying T-bone steaks and prime ribs for Christ's sake on the freaking welfare card.
And what sucks is that I'm putting it out of my pocket, all right?
And I like to admit, I mean, I'm a capitalist.
I like to be a little indulgent, to say the least.
I like T-bone steaks, sirloin steaks, prime rib steaks.
I mean, I like beef, all right?
I like it all.
And you see, whenever I'm getting large cuts, I mean, I'm getting like cut after cut after cut.
I'm putting it in my baskets.
These idiots are looking at me with this damn sour scowl on their face, man.
Like, you know, somebody just gave them a slap to the puss.
These people are looking at me like I just spit on their kid or something because I'm buying food off of my own cash.
I'm sick and tired of this crap.
I'm sick and tired of the haterism that this new Obama America has inspired.
I'm just sick and tired of it all.
I don't even like going out into the general public, man.
It makes me sick.
Hey, Ghost, I got to tell you this quick story.
In 1992, I walk into a supermarket in Queens, and this dude has a long t-coat on.
It wasn't really cold.
And he's got the John Lennon round glasses and the long hair.
And he's got a dog with him.
And the freaking dog has a bandana around the neck.
He's walking the dog in the fucking supermarket.
I get on the line to pay.
And this is right.
Two days after Clinton got elected.
And he sees this dude he knows on the other side of the store.
He yells out, we did it.
We did it.
And then he pulls out his food stamps and pays for his wonderful food.
I'm like, oh, shit.
We did it.
I mean, I could barely hold myself back to say something to these pricks.
You know, if you say something to these pricks in a supermarket, the supermarket will kick you out.
You know that?
Oh, yeah.
They'll kick you out, man, because there's more of them than there are of us capitalists out here.
Can you believe that crap?
I can't believe it, man.
It makes me sick.
Cement shoes, it makes me sick, man.
Because let me tell you something.
These people that are out here spending money on our taxpaying dime, they deserve to get berated.
Do you understand that?
They deserve ridicule for Christ.
They're sitting over here spending our cash, getting T-bone steaks.
Have you noticed that all these people that break out the goddamn food card, they're never buying anything healthy.
I mean, they're always buying the freaking disgusting TV dinners and the crap that they throw in the oven, you know, reheatable chicken wings and all that shit, man.
Disgusting, you know, sugar-filled soda waters and all that other garbage.
Well, listen, you know, in the poor neighborhoods, they walk and they buy view with their food stamp cards.
The merchant in the small store, they just ring it up to something else.
I know for a fact, I've seen it with my own eyes.
You go into Harlem or wherever, and they go in, they get a sandwich, they're not supposed to buy that on food stamps.
They get a six-pack, and the merchant just rings it up under another key.
There's no one watching them.
They do whatever the hell they want.
They're not going to turn the people away.
It's money.
I mean, this is disgusting, man.
You see, we shouldn't even have this.
This shouldn't even be an option.
But of course, trying to convince that to people that are receiving that is I mean, you're absolutely right.
This is absolute system agitation, system subjugation.
The government has done this to it.
That's why I keep telling people on this broadcast that this damn government is the culprit behind the dumbing down of America and the absolute desecration of the country.
Absolutely.
It's an evil government.
It's all his, look, socialism is evil, and that's what they want to do.
They want to create a a socialist prison in this country.
And then when it doesn't work, they'll start jailing people and killing people.
Or they'll put in health care, and they'll say, no, no, you can't get that health care.
Go drop that.
That's exactly what they do.
There's no question about it.
It's the handwritings on the wall.
I told people over and over again.
Mark said medicine is the keystone to the arch of socialism.
And Lenin said the goal of socialism is communism.
These people just don't understand.
They think, oh, great, free health care.
No, it's not.
Hell no, it's not.
Are you kidding me?
Hell no, it's not.
They got IPEB going at you, throwing at you the Independent Payment Advisory Board.
Oh, yeah, ghosts.
Yeah, you know what?
You're old.
You're sick.
You're not making any more money.
Too bad.
We got to off you now.
I'm telling you, I mean, these people think that that is never a possibility.
The government would never do that.
The government would never just go ahead and let people die.
That's Christian.
You're telling the Jews get out of Dodge real quick.
Hitler's going to kill all of you.
Hitler would never do that.
No, Hitler wouldn't kill the Jews.
No, he wouldn't do that.
Hey, ghost, they're throwing clocks at me in the room, you know.
They're trying to get them.
They're throwing clocks at you.
They're trying to get me off it.
If they're throwing clocks at me, I'll laugh.
All right, well, hey, I'll tell you what.
We'll come back to you in a little bit, man, and we'll go on with the rest of the show.
All right, man.
Thanks a lot for your insight there, Cement Shoes.
Okay.
All right, man.
You take it easy.
Pretty good insight.
You heard it.
Once again, Cement Shoes, true capitalist radio community person of interest, you know, somebody who kicks it around, the true capitalist radio community.
And I definitely want to give a shout-out to the capitalist army, mind you.
What's going on to the capitalist army?
Cheers, baby.
I hope you're living lavish.
Ron Paul Tax Debate 00:06:28
Pretty good stuff here.
Anyway, I had to implement chat room martial law here real quick for you folks that are just coming in.
And the reason is because these dumbass jerk dicks were flapping their fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, talking a bunch of malarkey, acting like a bunch of goddamn text chat warriors, for Christ's sake.
But believe it or not, I've actually got people saying just leave it closed.
We don't want to see these dumb text chat warrior milky liquors, so I might just leave it closed for a little bit, all right?
I might just leave it closed, all right?
That's what I just might do.
As a matter of fact, for you people that are bitching about it being closed, engineers, start kicking them out.
Start kicking everybody who's pissing and moaning.
Kick them out.
Anyway, we talked a little bit about Obama's new tax plan.
Let's go on to another subject matter.
Let's talk a little bit about the GOP presidential nominees continuing to stump before tonight's debate.
That's right.
There is a debate tonight in Arizona.
And before the debate happens, we've got Mitt Romney putting out a new version of his tax plan.
That's right.
A new version of his tax plan.
He said that he is going to cut 20% of taxes across the board.
And this is personal income he's discussing here.
Because we already heard in his plan for corporate income taxes, he's going to bring it down to 25%, supposedly.
But as far as his personal income tax plan that was just released today, he is saying that he is going to change the current tax bracket system.
And the current tax bracket system, as it is right now, is 10%, 15%, 25%, 28%, 33%, and 35%.
Those are the tax brackets that you can fall into whether how much money you make or don't make.
All right?
Now, he's going to change those to 8%, 12%, 20%, 22.4%, 26.4%, and 28%.
Which sounds pretty good to me.
Are you kidding me?
It sounds pretty goddamn good to me because I'm all about lower taxes.
Now, am I saying that Mitt Romney is the answer?
Absolutely not.
But, goddamn, man, we need somebody that's going to put their goddamn balls on the table and say, hey, look, we're going to lower taxes.
We're going to loosen regulation.
We need somebody in power that's going to do this so that our economy can start going back to growth instead of stagnation.
And that's where we're at at this point in time, man.
A bunch of stagnation, for Christ's sake, all right?
So, once again, Mitt Romney is going to be talking taxes tonight.
All right.
He just unveiled his new tax plan for personal income taxes today.
All right.
So go ahead, check it out tonight.
It's another debate.
I know.
But I have a feeling this might be a good one this time.
I mean, there's been some pretty good heated debates as it relates to the damn Republican debates, man.
There have been some pretty heated ones.
They've gone to the jugular many times, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, usually, GOP Republican debates have coun and they have respect and they have gentlemanly type approach.
No, no, no.
Not this time, baby.
I mean, they are going for it.
I mean, they are completely going for the jugular.
Completely.
And I expect no different tonight.
Now, while Mitt Romney's talking taxes, Rick Santorum is talking Satan.
That's right.
Rick Santorum is talking Satan out here.
Did you hear his latest rant to some group campaigning on the stump speeches out there?
This guy said, and I'm paraphrasing, of course, that Satan is basically bearing down on America via bureaucracy.
And I just couldn't believe that this guy invoked Satan as a means of substance to enhance his campaign.
I can't believe this crap.
What is this guy?
Cotton mather?
What is this guy?
Cotton Mather?
For Christ's sake?
I mean, what is this crap?
Satan?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, you know, as much as I try to embrace the fact that Western civilization is in modernity, as much as we embrace these dumbass primitive ideas as if Satan is bringing down, you know, evil upon us when, let's be completely honest with you, everything that's unfolding in the world today has everything to do with the free will of mankind.
All right, the free will of mankind.
That's the way it is.
And for all you people that don't like it, well, tough titty, just sit there, like it, take it, and eat it.
Eat it!
Eat it!
You piece of crap.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about this.
Once again, the GOP is going to have its debate tonight.
They're going to go right for the jugular.
All right, Mitt Romney's going to be talking taxes.
Santorum is going to be talking Satan and theology.
Newt Gingrich, I mean, who the hell knows what the hell he's going to talk about?
Maybe a Mars colony this time, you know.
Maybe he's going to try to allocate taxes within his tax plan to build the Millennium Falcon.
I mean, give me a break with this guy.
And then, of course, Ron Paul.
You know, Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul.
I mean, look, I completely agree with Ron Paul as it relates to his opposition to things like the NDAA, SOPA, ACTA, you know, these types of totalitarian laws.
Believe me, I mean, I'm with him on that, but this is just something I can't agree with him.
I cannot agree with his foreign policies, nor can I agree with his economic policies.
Opposing Totalitarian Laws 00:09:38
I'm sorry.
And, you know, we have had major discussions about this as far as the capitalist army is concerned.
And let me tell you something right now.
We cannot afford to go back to the gold standard.
All right.
Because let me tell you, and I keep repeating this, all right?
If we went back to the gold standard, all the money that's out there in your mattress, underneath your bed, in your pocket, it will be nullified, and it'll be useless and worthless.
It'll be worthless.
And the only people that would actually have wealth are those that have the assets and capital.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, folks, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And of course, for all you fat, jelly-ass ham bones that are too lazy to open up another freaking window in your freaking browser, for Christ's sake.
We got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
You understand that?
See what I'm saying?
Our Facebook like buttons.
We got retweet this buttons.
We got share this buttons.
We got email this buttons.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking tweet, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
And you know, I'm also, I mean, I also, I almost don't even want to ask the engineer for Christ's sake, but engineer, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
Engineer, we actually have some Twitter shout-outs to be added.
And before we get them, implement chat room martial law real quick, engineer.
Implement chat room martial law.
Anyway, folks, if you want to shout out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you've got to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And, of course, the Twitter account is Ghost Politics, baby.
All one word, no underscores, Ghost Politics.
It's right there up on the screen.
All right, don't be a Milky Licker.
Just go there, retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
It's that freaking simple, all right?
And I will give you a shout-out right here live on the broadcast.
All right, let's see if we got anybody out here that's retweeting the first tweet on the Twitter account.
And let's give him some shout-outs right now.
Anyway, let's see who we got going on over here.
Oh, we got a lot of them.
We got a lot of them, for Christ's sake.
Of course, we got, let's see, who we got here.
We got Ghost is My Host.
What's going on there, Misty Kins?
We got John the Sponge in the house.
We got Conservative TT.
What's going on?
Conservative TNT in the house.
We got Han Hanzo in the place.
We've got SneakerNets in the house.
We got, Jesus Christ, Urine Careresser, for heaven's sake.
Come on.
Jesus Christ.
We got India Hamma Bones.
I have no idea what the hell that's supposed to mean.
We got Equestrian Citizen.
What's going on, Equestrian Citizen?
We've got Zurong 12.
Sorry if I mispronounced that name, man.
I'm sorry.
We've got Senator Poop Dickler.
That was a hell of a troll that you did on that English newspaper.
If y'all missed that Twitter troll, that was lulzy, you know, to say the least.
Anyway, let's see who else we got going on over here.
We got Zim Aaron.
We got Sergeant Federo.
We got Jew Bear.
We got Free Zorg.
Count Dracula 25.
Somebody named Troll Terrorist.
Who else we got?
We got Dark Razors in the house.
Who else do we got going on?
Like I said, just retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
It's that simple.
All right.
We've got Sergeant Yoda in the house.
What's going on, Sergeant Yoda?
Matino 199 in the place.
We got Stevie Flame in the house.
Stevie Flame.
We've got Slime Apocalypse.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
Spark Janeer.
What the hell does that mean, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got going on here?
We've got Yumu Konpaku.
Sorry if I mispronounced the name there.
We got Zekora Hawks.
That's kind of a rip-off name, don't you think?
We got Flexing Nuts in the house.
I'm going on to Flexing Nuts.
Who else do we got going on here?
We got Ann the Wizard.
We've got Speed Mobile 91 in the place.
We got, I'm not going to say that, you sick son of a bitch.
We got somebody named Tankies for Ghost.
Jesus Christ.
We got Stroudy95 in the house.
I mean, at least we got some decent names.
There's not too many sick-ass perverts, you know, like the freaking Sandusky Bath Boy and all that other crap.
Anyway, we've got Not a Mariachi.
What's going on to Not a Mariachi?
We got the Dalek Emperor.
Jesus Christ.
If you've already retweeted, stop retweeting, please.
All right?
All right, stop retweeting if I've already said your goddamn name.
All right.
Anyway, we got On Your B. Dono.
I hope I said that correctly.
We've got Stick It.
What's going on to Stick It?
We got DJ Penguin in the house.
We've got British Brian.
We got Lady Gaga Man.
Trixie Fixie in the house.
We got Cal Darbyshire.
How are you doing?
Who else we got going on here?
We've got Ryan Brenner.
What's going on, Ryan Brenner, out there who's listening?
We got Cosbro in the house.
How you doing?
Just got Cosmo CB right there, member of the Capitalist Army.
We got Loller Guy in the house.
Who else do we got going on?
We got, I'm not saying that name, you sick son of a bitch.
We got somebody named Dirty Harry.
Dirty Harry in the house.
Got EO from VA.
What's going on to EO from VA?
Who else we got going on here?
We got Fox News for Ghost.
Shove it up, your ass.
I don't watch Fox News.
I watch Fox Business.
I don't watch Fox News.
Fox News is for them, you know, chaw-chewing, hypocritical, right-wing jerk dicks that talk about cutting spending and yet, you know, continue to collect Social Security and Medicaid.
Anyway, we got Vet Forum Wars in the house.
I'm going on the Vet Forum Wars.
We got CDIFan237 in the house.
We got Folsey Organist.
What's going on to Folsey Organist?
Organist.
Jesus Christ.
We've got Engineer for Prez.
Really?
Engineer for Prez.
I mean, are you serious for Christ's sake?
Come on, man.
Engineer for Prez.
I mean, did you hear this, Engineer?
Well, I guess if you.
All right.
Anyway, we got here.
We go with the Granny jokes.
No, no, that's it.
That's it.
Screw you, all right?
Screw you, assholes.
You're not going to get me pissed off today, all right?
Yesterday, you assholes ruined my Taco Tuesday, and I refuse to sit here and allow you to ruin my day today, all right?
I mean, you assholes were even lucky I'm here for Christ's sake, you idiots.
You assholes are lucky I'm even here.
God damn it.
Give me a drink.
Give me my damn drink.
Oh, man, some good stuff.
Good stuff for Christ's sake.
Anyway, before we broke off into the hour breakdown, we were talking about the GOP presidential nominees who are continuing to stump before they have the debate tonight in Arizona.
Once again, we got Romney talking taxes.
He's got a new tax plan out here.
And, of course, we got Santorum talking Satan.
That the ill wills of America, the bad things that are happening to America are because of Satan.
And I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
What do you have to say about these GOP nominees out here?
You voting for them?
You voting for Obama?
Who are you voting for?
What are you doing?
What do you think?
I want to hear from you, damn it, and say some substance.
God, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take some calls here.
See if anybody has an opinion on these people.
All right, here we go.
Area code 269.
You're on the horn.
College Admissions Advice 00:03:22
Hey, I want, is it alright if I talk about yesterday's minority for the colleges?
Yeah, go ahead.
It may not sound like I'm in high school, but I am.
Do you believe me?
Okay, I believe you.
Go ahead.
I'm preparing to take the ACT.
Will that, like, if I put, like, some sort of minority on there, like, I'm white, okay?
And I just wanted to know if that would affect me going into college or what.
Well, you know, that's a pretty good question.
That's a very good question, young man.
I hope that you're a young man or a young woman.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
I don't mean to be.
I don't mean to be clowning.
Look, these people are laughing.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm just, you know, you're a young man, all right?
That's a very valid question.
What you need to be doing is you need to look after the Supreme Court case on whether or not the Supreme Court is going to rule in favor of the schools continuously implementing this affirmative action admissions policy.
Because if the court upholds for the colleges, well, then, yeah, they're going to continue to implement this affirmative action policy.
And if you have any kind of ethnicity, any kind of ethnicity, it would behoove you, no pun intended to you, freaking bronies, but it would probably behoove you to put down whatever the hell you have, even if it's a small 10% of some minority in there, because the probability of you getting into that college is probably that much higher.
And I hate to admit that.
I hate to say that, but that's a fact of life.
This is policy.
And believe it or not, because of these affirmative action quotas as a part of a lot of these public colleges or all the public colleges' admissions policies, they actually have to have a certain percentage of ethnic minorities.
And those ethnic minorities don't necessarily have to meet the same standard as those that are not ethnic minorities.
And that's why the court case is being put forth in front of the Supreme Court.
And it should be a serious case.
But you're absolutely right, young man.
I mean, it's up to you.
Just keep up to date with this case.
And if they rule in favor of the schools, well, then, yeah, you may want to put some minority in there.
If they don't rule in favor of the schools, well, then you don't even have to worry about it.
Just worry about what you've done as far as your grades, as far as your extracurricular activities are concerned.
Just be worried about those types of things.
Don't be worried about guest the minority or any of that other stuff.
You know what I mean?
And I'm serious.
I know it's hard.
I know that you're about to take the ACT and you're about to take all these tests.
You're thinking about going to college.
You're applying for these things.
And not only that, I mean, applying for these colleges, it's not a joke.
I mean, you have to pay money to apply for these pieces of crap.
And then to be denied because they can't play guest the minority with you, it's disgraceful.
Substance Over Social Issues 00:05:30
It's disgraceful.
Anyway, folks, let's continue on here.
All right.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Once again, before we got off on another subject matter that we were talking about yesterday, let's talk a little bit about what we were discussing here earlier.
And I'm talking about the GOP and their debate tonight in Arizona and what you feel about what's going on here.
Once again, Mitt Romney's going to talk about his new tax plan that he's initiated today.
He's going to reduce taxes by 20% across the board.
I'd like for everybody to see and chime in and have a freaking opinion with some substance about it.
So give me a call right now, 646-652-4869.
What do you think about it?
All right, let's take some calls here.
We got area code 520.
You're on the horn.
You're taking too long.
918, what's up?
What's going on, guys?
How you doing, man?
How's it going?
I'm just telling you what do you think about the GOP, man?
As far as I'm concerned, the freaking DOV, there's no one good out there.
And I just don't know what to say about it, honestly.
No, I don't blame you because, I mean, these idiots are out here doing nothing but playing dumbass issue-based politics.
All right, and I'm also talking about old Santorum over here.
I mean, you know, can we get over this social conservatism already?
Social conservatism is dead.
It died with that Eskimo bimbo, Sarah Palin, and her damn slutbag Eskimo bimbo daughter, Bristol Palin.
All right?
And for you folks that don't agree with me, just take a look at the 2008 Republican Convention.
Just take a look at that.
I mean, they were championing teenage pregnancy at the 2008 GOP convention, for Christ's sake.
Can you believe that?
They were calling Bristol Palin's baby a gift from God.
Like, oh, it's a gift from God.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, enough of the issue-based politics.
We are in peril here.
America is in peril.
I mean, our fiscal irresponsibility could genuinely cost the country.
Our foreign policy is a complete mess.
We've got expanding bureaucracy going wild, over-taxation, over-regulation.
And you've got Rick Santorum talking about things like freaking abortion and gay marriage.
You know, these stupid, dumbass issue-based goddamn politics, for Christ's sake.
It's stupid.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, who else we got?
308, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost.
I just wanted to say thank you very much.
And I have thought that it was very wonderful how you've been dealing with these idiot-ass troll terrorists, how they call up, screw you over, and then hang up.
And the way you've been dealing with them lately is outstanding.
Now, dealing with these individuals who think that they're running for office, I don't think absolutely any of them have any right to run for office because their main priority, correct me if I'm wrong, their main priority is to bend you over a barrel, nail you on the keyster, and then talk about it nicely to you like they're going to hand you a nice big shit sandwich.
You're going to take a big bite out of it and say thank you.
Can I have some more?
I don't think that's right.
I don't think any one of these guys should be voted for.
I could completely agree with you.
I mean, you pretty much surmised it on the way I feel about it.
I mean, they're giving everybody a tailpipe special and not even giving anybody a reach around out here on top of which, I mean, they're going ass-to-mouth on us after they plug us up the pooper.
You know what I mean?
I mean, they're getting that disgraceful to us.
They're not even giving us any respect for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, I guess we lost the caller.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I was hype.
I'm sorry.
I was really, really hyped there.
I was feeding the energy from that young man.
But I completely agree with you.
None of these people.
You know what I mean?
None of these people should be going out here being voted for for Christ's sake.
All right?
Anyway, let me continue going for Christ's sake.
We got 918 in the house.
What's up?
Hey, what's going on, ghost?
How you doing?
He just called on me a second ago, but yeah.
Oh, yeah, no shit.
What am I doing?
To 425, what's up?
Z boss!
I want to try this!
Shut up, you stupid war on 252, what's going on?
They're all back, big asshole.
They're not going to take any shit or piss from anyone.
All right, let's ride the fucking Vader down and kick some assholes out.
Yeah.
What the hell are you talking about?
Extracurriculars and Grades 00:02:45
I'm kind of hoping that you cracked the crash of all the work.
What is this idiot talking about?
He's talking about chewing on a meat missile?
What are you talking about?
Ah, geez, he hung up.
How convenient you hung up.
Idiots talking about chewing on a meat missile or some crap.
Christ's sake, can we talk about something with some substance, please?
It's Ash Wednesday, for Christ's sake, man.
It's Ash Wednesday.
I mean, everybody should consider this some kind of a holy day or something.
Hallelujah, holy, holla, holy, holy, holla, half settle down, for Christ's sake.
347, you're on the horn.
What do you think about the GOP?
Hey, Gus, what's up?
How you doing, man?
Listen, is it okay if I heard the topic a bit?
It's the same topic that the young man a few calls ago asked about the admissions process.
Yeah, go ahead, man.
No problem.
Yeah.
So I find this a bit disconcerting.
I'm sorry, but concerning because I'm working my ass off right now to get into college.
I'm trying to keep my grades up.
I'm in the ID system.
Had to work my ass off with extracurriculars, with volunteer work.
And then I don't want Quanda with the long fingernails, as you sometimes say it.
I don't want her having a better chance of getting to the same college than I do for less work.
You know, it's an unfortunate fact of life, and I'm glad that you're concerned about this because you're absolutely right.
I mean, here you are.
You're trying to bust your ass.
You're probably, you know, going late nights doing studying, homework, projects, extracurricular work, the whole nine yards, so that you can go out and get a decent education somewhere.
And as you said, what college are you thinking about going into?
I'm still undecided, but thinking maybe Colgate.
That's what I'm saying, man.
I mean, you know, Shaniqua with the long fingernails could literally get in and have a step ahead of you without necessarily being equated to you.
You know, she could have a lower grade point average.
She could have no goddamn extracurriculars, but because, you know, they need a quota of certain ethnic minorities under the affirmative action laws or the affirmative action, not necessarily the laws, but the affirmative action admissions policies of the public colleges out here, she could get in before you get in.
And that's very ridiculous as far as I'm concerned.
I think people should be brought into college based upon their merits.
Anti-Lamar Smith Campaign 00:13:57
You know what I mean?
Based upon their grades, based upon their extracurriculars, for Christ's sake, man.
So, yeah, you're absolutely right, man.
You should really check into whether or not you should even go to a public college.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Anyway, man, don't worry about it.
Keep your head up.
Keep working hard.
You know what I mean?
Keep doing the extracurriculars.
Keep doing what you got to do.
All right?
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
Once again, tonight, go ahead and check out the Republican GOP debate.
It's out of Arizona.
All right?
I got Ocean Front Property in Arizona.
We got dumb asses debated.
These dumbasses are supposed to represent us, but they can suck my slung, baby, all night long.
Yeah.
Anyway, we're going to move on from that.
Let's go ahead and talk about something else.
What I want to talk about is a little bit about the Capitalist Army's anti-Lamar Smith campaign that we are currently conducting right now.
And for you folks that are unaware of the Capitalist Army's work, well, by God, you need to do a YouTube search for Capitalist Army Lamar Smith and take a look at all the anti-Lamar Smith videos that are out there.
And they're continuously being made.
They're being made right now as we speak.
And it's not just videos.
It's images.
It's comments.
It's blog posts.
It's forum posts.
We are in the midst of an internet campaign right now, and we're going to make sure that Lamar Smith is unseated from Texas District 21, and we're going to do whatever it takes to do it.
Do you understand that?
And for you folks that are unaware, I have officially endorsed, all right, that's right, officially endorsed Lamar Smith's opposition in the GOP as it relates to Texas District 21.
And I'm talking about Sheriff Richard Mack.
And for you folks that don't know who Sheriff Richard Mack is, I strongly advise you to go out and take a look at who this man is.
Because this is a man who is not only renounced SOPA, renounced NDAA, but this is a man who doesn't believe in the Patriot Act.
This is a man who believes in the Second Amendment.
This is a man who actually believes in freedom and liberty like the way we used to be living out here.
I mean, Lamar Smith not only wrote SOPA, he wrote this new goddamn little piece of legislation, H.R. 1981, for Christ's sake, and he's disguising internet regulation under the guise of child or protecting child pornographers.
Well, not protecting child pornographers, but protecting people against child pornographers.
I wouldn't be surprised if he would be protecting child pornography, but that's besides the point, all right?
And not to mention, he supports ACTA.
ACTA.
Jesus Christ, what a joke.
But like I said, right now, the Capitalist Army is in the midst of an anti-Lamar Smith campaign.
And I am strongly advising everybody that's listening to me, everybody out there on the internet that wants to become a part of the Capitalist Army, by God, all you've got to do is make an anti-Lamar Smith video, all right?
And I'm calling for you guys that have the graphics capabilities.
I'm talking about you guys that have the editing capabilities.
I'm talking about you guys with real talent out there, all right?
Because you never know.
Whatever ad that you put out against Lamar Smith could be picked up by Richard Mack and utilized within District 21.
I mean, haven't you ever thought about that?
I mean, just imagine, if your ad is that effective, all right, if it's that effective, I guarantee that this man would utilize it in actual TV media ads.
All right?
That's why I'm calling on everybody throughout the internet.
This is an internet fight.
We need to show the political system that the internet can actually affect elections.
And not only that, the reason that we're targeting Texas District 21 is because Lamar Smith is running for re-election in 2012.
And we have to make sure that this man does not get re-election.
And the reason that we're supporting Richard Mack is because we've got to make sure this man wins the primary vote.
All right?
Because if Sheriff Richard Mack wins the primary vote, well, the damn Lamar Smith is not even going to be able to run for reelection.
And that would be ultimate win for the internet.
That would be ultimate win, and we would be making internet history.
We would be making world history.
We'd be making political history to prove to every other politician that's out there that the internet can make a difference.
The internet can impact public perception.
And without the internet, we're all in the dark ages, baby.
We're all at the whim of these disgusting, despicable, scumbag mainstream media.
And you know that they underinform us all.
They underinform us all on purpose because they're bought and paid for.
And it makes me sick.
So once again, I encourage everybody that's within the capitalist army and everybody that's listening within the sound of my voice, I will follow anybody on Twitter who creates an anti-Lamar Smith advertisement and puts it on YouTube.
Do you understand that?
I will follow anybody on Twitter, and I am genuinely calling out to all you filmmakers, to all you editors, to all you production gurus, go out there and make a hell of an ad.
All right?
And let me tell you something right now.
I guarantee you, if it's good enough of an ad, this man, Sheriff Richard Mack, would use it in his traditional media campaign.
I kid you not, man.
So try to make it as professional as possible.
Try to make it as good as possible.
And try to highlight the complete and utter hypocrisy of Lamar Smith.
Try to highlight the complete and utter abuse of authority of Lamar Smith.
Try to highlight the fact that this is the man that authored SOPA.
This is the man that's authoring H.R. 1981.
Jesus Christ, I'm getting hyped for Christ's sake.
You can hear me.
I'm breathing hard for Christ's sake.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
It's 68 degrees in this office, and I'm sweating for Christ's sake.
Because I know that what we're doing here, I'm telling you right now, it has not been done before.
The internet has not been a true impact in the game of politics.
But if we actually change the way things go in Texas, and let me tell you something right now, this guy, Lamar Smith, has been in this particular seat since 1986.
I'm telling you, the whole mainstream media will be talking about this.
The whole mainstream media will be highlighting the fact that the Internet actually made an impact in an election.
And once we show that Lamar Smith can be unseated because of the Internet, we're going to put the rest of the politicians on notice.
We're going to put the rest of the politicians on notice.
And if they're going to implement totalitarianism, if they're going to implement any kind of internet regulation, well, we're going to throw the same damn campaign their way.
We're going to be the biggest thorn in the ass of all these power-hungry bureaucrats that are trying to play mini dictators and wave their fingers in our faces, trying to force these totalitarian laws down our throats.
And that's what we have to do.
That's why I'm calling on the capitalist army.
I'm depending on you.
Not only am I depending on you, but the goddamn internet's depending on you.
People that are against totalitarianism are depending on you.
The future of the political system of democracy is depending on you.
Go out there and make, even if you've already made a video, make another one.
Make five of them.
Make 20 of them for Christ's sake.
Spread them around like wildfire.
Email them to media outlets.
Email them to your local newspapers.
Email them everywhere for Christ's sake because, by God, we need to spread the word and make sure that this man, Lamar Smith, is not elected again.
That is the capitalist army's objective at this point in time.
That's why I am officially endorsing Richard Mack for District 21 in Texas.
And one more thing before we move on to another subject matter: anybody who knows how to do good graphics work, anybody who knows how to do good imagery, all right, make a pro-Sheriff Mac poster with the Capitalist Army represented on it and have it done by this weekend.
And I will print out a couple of thousand of these sons of bitches, you know, on paper, and I will start posting them all over his Texas district.
All right, because his Texas district is a little bit of Austin, and it extends, you know, it's kind of a weird gerrymandered situation on, you know, where his dick's district is.
But I'm going to post all those goddamn pro-Sheriff Mac posters all over his district.
And that's why I'm saying, man, please, all right, heed this warning, all right?
I mean, I know there's some of you people that think that, you know, I'm doing this because, oh, look at him.
He thinks he's some kind of big-time badass.
He thinks that we're his personal army.
That's not what it is, ass clowns, all right?
I'm not out here showing my face.
I'm not out here running for public office.
I'm not out here selling crap.
I'm not out here telling you to buy albums and buy books and buy freaking DVDs of my latest documentary.
All right?
I'm not out here showing my person.
All I am is a radio show and a voice.
And all I'm asking is that what I'm putting forth, the substance I'm putting forth on this broadcast, should be enough to motivate you to show you that, hey, if I don't do a goddamn thing, then we're just going to allow the totalitarianism of government to continue to infiltrate our lives.
Because as I've stated many times, silence is consent.
Silence is consent.
So if you remain silent, you consent to totalitarianism.
If you remain silent, you are consenting to internet regulation.
Silence is consent.
Always remember that.
Anyway, folks, once again, I hope that you heed my call.
Go out there and continue to make anti-Lamar Smith campaign ads for Christ's sake.
This is a campaign that the Capitalist Army is conducting, and we're going to continue to conduct it until the April Texas primary.
And because Texas is in the middle of a court case that's being heard by the Supreme Court as it relates to its redistricting of the state, believe it or not, these primaries may be pushed up to about May or June of that time.
So we've got plenty of time.
Plenty of time to make sure that Sheriff Mack beats Lamar Smith in the damn primaries in District 21.
All right?
We have to do it.
Because if Sheriff Mac wins the primary, Lamar Smith can't run.
That's it for Lamar Smith.
He's back to the private sector, for Christ's sake.
But, you know, Lamar Smith, even though he's going to be back to the private sector, he still wins in the end because all that money that was donated to his campaign contribution account, it's all going to be in his pocket.
All the money that he made insider trading based upon the laws he was initiating, it's going to go right into his pocket.
But at least he's not going to be mini dictator via District 21, chairman of the Judiciary Committee.
You know what I'm saying?
He ain't going to be powerful anymore.
He can go sit over there and play with his pecker chaff, his old 65-year-old or 64-year-old prostate-infected pecker chaff, and go gum some goddamn freaking Cheerios and watch old episodes of the Golden Girls because that's where he belongs.
He doesn't belong regulating anything.
He doesn't belong being in power of anything for Christ's sake.
This man's so out of touch.
I mean, it's disgraceful.
That's enough.
Rebels in Syria 00:09:48
Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter.
Once again, please continue the anti-Lamar Smith campaign.
And let me tell you: if you make a video and you not only is it, not only do you make an anti-Lamar Smith video, but represent the capitalist army, I will follow you on Twitter.
I will follow you on Twitter.
All right?
And once again, the best video at the end of the primary, the best video that is most effective, that gets the most hits, you know, that could potentially be used in Mr. Richard Mack's campaign.
I will let you be the co-host of this show for two weeks, baby.
All right?
So let's get it started.
And once again, if all you graphics artists are free, please forward some potential posters I can print out on regular paper, out of printer paper.
I'm going to print out a thousand of these sons of bitches, and we're going to go hand them out all over District 21 to make sure that not only is Richard Mack represented out there, but the capitalist army is represented.
You understand?
Anyway, now that we've got that out of the way, let's go ahead and move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk about Bashar al-Assad continuing to bomb his own people in Homs, for Christ's sake.
19 dead today, including two journalists.
That's right.
One journalist from America, a big-time war correspondent that, you know, somebody who has been a war correspondent for many different wars, a journalist that wasn't afraid to go out there and report on human tragedy.
And I want to give this person a major shout out, even though they're unfortunately not with us anymore.
Marie Colvin.
Marie Colvin.
This was a journalist on top of her photographer, Remy Ochlik.
These are two people that were taken away trying to cover a crime against humanity or crimes plural against humanity and unfortunately got hit by the bombardment of bombings that Bashar al-Assad's army is conducting in Homs.
They took some shelling and were both unfortunately killed covering these crimes against humanity.
And, you know, what's really sad is that the report that Marie Colvin actually gave to her news outlet prior to her, I mean, just right before she died, she actually covered that she saw a baby die right in front of her face.
And she was just witnessing all kinds of just disgusting, despicable butchery that did not have to be and does not have to be, but is happening.
And she was just completely just perplexed by all the devastation that was happening around her.
And, you know, unfortunately, she got killed.
And I definitely want to give a special shout out to both of the journalists because without journalists like this, we would never know what's going on out here.
Without journalists going in there and risking their lives and telling the stories and getting the images, we would not know what's going on out there in Syria, let alone in any wartime situation.
So much props to the journalists, not only just Marie Colvin and Remy Otchlick, but every other journalist who's died trying to cover actual newsworthy situations that the world needs to hear about and the world needs to be aware of.
Anyway, folks, 646-652-4869, let's talk a little bit about Bashar al-Assad, for Christ's sake, all right?
Bashar al-Assad, of course, once again, killing his own people, 19 dead.
All right?
I mean, once again, we're considering now.
I can't believe it.
Now, now Obama is considering arming the Syrian rebels now that Al-Qaeda has entered into the revolutionary scene out there in Syria.
Can you believe this?
Now that Al-Qaeda is in there, now all of a sudden Obama wants to arm the Syrian rebels.
After 6,000 people are dead, for Christ's sake.
After over 6,000 people are dead.
I mean, this whole disgusting crimes against humanity has been going on since this time last year.
And now, all of a sudden, Barack Obama is going to go and actually arm the rebels in Syria?
I mean, are you kidding me for Christ's sake?
Al-Qaeda is in there, for Christ's sake.
Iran is sending shipments of armaments in there.
I mean, what sense does this make?
I mean, couldn't you have done this a long time ago, Obama?
Couldn't you have done this like maybe last year?
I mean, couldn't you have done this in like last May, last June, something for Christ's sake?
I mean, good God.
I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
You know, it almost looks like Barack Obama is trying to help Al-Qaeda.
I mean, I don't want to believe that.
You know, I don't want to even insinuate that crap, but just take a look at what's going on for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, we help the rebels in Libya take out Muammar Gaddafi, even though our own State Department labeled these rebels as having links with al-Qaeda.
I mean, we go and champion this revolution of wild jehudis out there in Egypt to overthrow Mubarak.
And now that Mubarak's out of office, for Christ's sake, and he's out of power, look at him now, man.
They're killing each other for Christ's sake.
I mean, it just, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
And now we're going to arm the rebels out there in Syria that are fighting against Bashar al-Assad's army, which, you know, I mean, we just had Zwahiri, which now is the leader of al-Qaeda, come out and said that he's going to have soldiers in there.
They're already in conducting operations.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is number to call.
What do you think about this going on out here at Syria?
Huh?
The administration's already thinking about arming these damn rebels for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
We have no business.
Do you understand?
We have no business fighting holy wars.
We have no business doing this crap.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
646-652-4869.
Area code 607, what do you think about Syria?
Another Helen Keller deaf me.
What about 901?
Hey, what's up, Ghost?
Thanks for taking the call.
I talked about the GOP primaries again?
All right, go ahead, man.
I was wondering what you thought about the super PACs.
Like, this is a pretty recent phenomenon after the Supreme Court ruled that you could basically donate an unlimited amount of money to a political action committee.
Like, some of them are getting ridiculous.
Like, Newt Gingrich has a super PAC where it's like a large majority of money is from one donor, and it's like his relatives, his dad, or something.
Like, what do you think about that?
Well, unfortunately, you know, the Supreme Court ruled in favor of unlimited amount of funds being put in these super PACs and 527 groups and all these other types of methods of donating to candidates.
But at the same time, if America was politically responsible and it was able to go out there and represent itself in a responsible manner, no matter how much money these bozos were able to generate, they wouldn't be able to buy the ballot boxes and buy the numbers of people that are going to go and unelect these incompetent, corrupt, pathetic, soulless cash whore individuals.
But unfortunately, we don't have that at this given time.
And that's what's really upsetting.
That's why you've got the elites in Davos, Switzerland last month talking about how the end of Western Western capitalism is among us, is upon us.
I mean, this is what they said in Davos, Switzerland at the World Summit last month.
And they are now embracing state capitalism.
They're embracing China's model to implement throughout the globe.
I mean, this is open.
They've basically set it out in the open.
And they're not even hiding it from public view anymore, for Christ's sake, and it's disgraceful.
So, you know, I have to say that if the American people took their political, social, and economic responsibilities a little bit more serious, then we wouldn't be here.
You know, we wouldn't be in this situation.
And even if they did have super PACs and, you know, have all these donors and have one asshole donating about, you know, $100,000, $200,000, a million, whatever the case might be, they would not be able to buy everybody's vote if everybody participated in the political process properly.
Iran Threatening Oprah 00:09:45
And it wasn't a freaking goddamn popularity contest.
All right?
I mean, just look, look at the archive, for Christ's sake.
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
Take a look at that damn archive.
I had people calling in last, what was it, four years ago, the last election, I had them call in and say, yeah, I'm going to vote for Barack Obama because he's got nice teeth.
I'm going to vote for Barack Obama because, yeah, he looks like a very good-looking man.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, this is what we have to accept out here.
This is what's voting?
This is how people are making their political decisions, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about this.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
All right.
What do you got to say about any of this stuff?
I want to hear from you.
All right.
Area code 603, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost.
You're watching My Little Pony.
Friendship Express is on.
Jesus Christ.
Are you a trans-testicle by any chance?
No.
So, I've been listening to your broadcast for a very long time, and I must say that I find you very sexually attractive.
Are you a male?
Yes.
Is that a problem, baby Dunn?
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
Why are you fruiting up the broadcast?
Why are you fruiting up?
It's so good when you get mad.
I mean, you sound like a freaking stupid slut in the street, for Christ's sake.
You're a guy stupid man.
Get this fruit ball off.
Get them off for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, they're fruiting up already, man.
They're fruiting up.
Jesus, Trey, give me a freaking drink, man.
I'm telling you, this is sick, man.
Do you understand?
This is just disgusting.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
Of course, Bashar al-Assad continuing to bomb his own people, 19 dead today, including two journalists, a wartime journalist by the name of Marie Colvin.
And, of course, we've got her photographer, Remy Otchlik.
R.I.P. to them and any other journalist that helps bring the images out of these disgusting, despicable episodes in human history.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter.
Let's talk a little bit about Iran.
That's right.
The International Atomic and Energy Agency has basically said today that the reason that they left Iran was because the Iranians were not allowing them to inspect certain sites that were suspected to be enriching uranium.
And they released that report today.
And of course, Iran is continuing to be defiant.
We talked about it yesterday that Iran is threatening to strike and threatening preemptive strikes if it feels threatened at any point in time.
And I can't believe that this type of saber-rattling is going on.
I mean, do we not remember that in 2009, Iran could have fell in its own revolution, in its own domestic unrest?
I mean, all we had to do was help these people in a clandestine manner.
You know, whether it's, you know, giving them freaking gats, some guns, some armament, whatever the case might be.
But we did nothing.
The United States did nothing.
The world did nothing.
The United Nations did nothing.
And now, look at where we're at.
2012, we've got Iran flexing nuts out here, threatening preemptive strikes if it feels threatened, for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this crap?
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe this.
You know what I mean?
I can't believe this crap, man.
I'm telling you, any day, any day, I'm waiting for Israel to just, you know, strike Iran at any point in time.
And it's getting that close.
I mean, at any minute, it could happen.
And when that happens, you better wait and see that these damn gas prices are already creeping up, but they are going to skyrocket.
I wouldn't be surprised to see $10 a gallon gasoline plus if there's any kind of military action against Iran.
Whether it's Israel, America, anybody.
Anybody.
So once again, the IAEA saying that Iran denied them access to sites for inspection.
And of course, Iran doesn't give a crap.
You know, they're out there saying, we don't care.
Fuck you.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some calls on Iran, see if anybody's got anything to say about it.
567, what do you think about Iran?
Up in the music.
The moment you own it, you better never let it go.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
234, what do you think about Iran?
This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
Jesus Christ, what is your mom's dirty shit-infested ass crack?
Can you shut up your ass with these calls, please?
God damn it, man.
323, you're on the horn.
Hey, hey, hey, we don't understand you.
You got a cheap-ass phone, all right?
You and your goddamn EBT phone, it ain't coming in correctly.
We can't understand you, all right?
573, you're on the horn.
Jesus, what the hell are you calling me from a CB up in here?
What the hell's that about?
Jesus Christ, we've got assholes, truckers calling in.
Yeah, breaker one nerd, breaker one nine.
We're calling into the true capitalist radio broadcast here.
Hey, ghost, how you doing?
I mean, give me a break, man.
Jesus Christ, we're supposed to be talking about Iran up in here.
Area coach 714, you're on the horn.
Hey, this boss back.
What?
He's been black.
Hey, 714, I hope you're getting laid with this lame-ass fail troll that you're doing here.
I hope you're getting laid for this.
I hear a chick, you know, in the background.
Why don't you impress her or something?
Why don't you crack a joke or something?
Well, we're looking for a new lead singer for the band.
Hey, 714, are you going to say something, or do you want me to say your number out on the radio here?
You know, I don't even think they're on the phone for Christ's sake.
Look at them.
You know, they just put the freaking phone down for Christ's sake.
You know, he's sitting over there trying to play grab ass with the chick that ain't going to put out because this guy's a stupid, obnoxious, no-personality having jerk dick.
202, what's up?
What do you think about Iran?
Oh, yeah, Elmer.
I think these guys are just freaking Arctic Narians, man.
I mean, they're just being ridiculous with this whole thing.
I can't even understand you.
Take whatever you got in your mouth out, please, sir.
250, what's up?
What do you think about Iran?
Yeah, is this the true communist radio?
It's capitalist radio there, jerk off.
And stop trying to sound like you're taking a turd, alright?
What's the problem?
I'm actually digging a crap.
I'm taking a crap, and it looks like Oprah.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
I mean, do we need descriptions here?
Seriously.
Well, I'm just dropping off the Cosby's at the pool.
You know what I mean?
Now, Jesus, Craig, can you get to the point, sir, instead of talking about turds that look like Oprah here?
Well, I'm just wondering if this is the true capitalist radio or the communist radio, because you sound like a real asshole right now.
Oh, yeah, well, I mean, I probably don't stink as much as that Oprah-smelling turd that you got going on over there, for Christ's sake.
It sounds like you're having a hard time pinching a loaf.
freaking laxatives get the hell off the radio and wait until your damn turd starts splattering out of your goddamn colon.
Can somebody explain that to me?
I mean, this guy's saying he's taking turds that look like Oprah.
Jesus Christ.
Son of a bitch.
Give me the mic.
Give me the freaking mic.
This guy's sitting over here saying he's taking turds that look like Oprah, for Christ's sake, son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, they're turning this goddamn broadcast into a freaking Fruit Bowl Wednesday.
That's what they're doing.
That's what they're goddamn doing.
They're turning this goddamn broadcast into a freaking Fruit Bowl Wednesday, and it makes me sick.
Bureaucratic Legal Battles 00:03:09
I didn't even want to be here.
That's what you idiots don't understand, man.
I didn't even want to be here.
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter.
You idiots don't care about Iran, for Christ's sake, all right?
You idiots don't care about nothing.
So let's go ahead and move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk a little bit about the bureaucrats in the European Union.
That's right, the bureaucrats in the EU have actually referred ACTA to their European Court of Justice for legal guidance.
Oh, what a bureaucratic waste of time.
Are you kidding me?
What a bureaucratic way of deviating the responsibility of crap and of dirty work that you idiots want to do and just kind of passing it off to the legal system.
I mean, what a bunch of jerks out there in the EU.
Give me a break.
They got all scared, right?
These EU bureaucrats got a little scared because the EU, what did they do?
What did they do?
They come on and raise up.
Take your shirt off, throw it around your head like a helicopter.
And all of a sudden, the EU bureaucrats got a little scared.
So instead of enacting ACTA, they decided they're going to go ahead and throw it down into the justice system.
They're going to let the justice system rule on it.
Let them take the heat for it, huh?
The European Court of Justice for legal guidance.
What a bunch of crap.
Everybody in Europe, you better be keenly aware that this ACTA thing is not over.
Keep up the fight, baby.
Keep raising up.
Because let me tell you something right now.
This is not going to stop, all right?
Just because the bureaucrats in the EU refuse to enact it, they just put it into the legal system and they're going to try to make it law through there.
You know what I mean?
They're going to make it law through there.
So don't stop.
All right?
You continue to fight on ACTA over there, and the capitalist army is going to continue to fight against any internet regulation over here.
Do you understand?
Because we cannot allow anything to regulate the internet.
I mean, we talked about it yesterday.
The United Nations now wants to regulate the internet.
So we got all kinds of bureaucratic fronts trying to come at us, bro.
We got all kinds of bureaucratic fronts trying to come at us, bro, and we can't let them have it.
We cannot allow them to regulate the internet by any means necessary.
Anyway, once again, the bureaucrats in the European Union refer ACTA to the European Court of Justice for legal guidance because the bureaucrats were too chicken shit to actually enact the stupid legislation themselves.
So they're going to let the courts do the dirty work.
And I want to hear from you.
EU Court Dirty Work 00:02:28
646-652-4869.
What do you think about what's going on here?
Huh?
What do you think about what's going on here?
Let's say it.
336, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost, what's up?
How you doing, man?
I had a question for you, real quick.
What's up?
When you're in your wife that's sex, would you like to put your tongue on our Anathon Heater Coop?
I mean, is that supposed to be a troll or something?
336266.
Should I say the rest of your number?
Nah, probably not.
I don't know.
Yeah, say you're sorry, and I won't.
Say you're sorry.
I am sorry.
I'm still learning it.
Yeah, that's right.
Shut up.
Just sit there and shut your mouth.
Just sit there and shut up and speak when you're spoken to, you stupid son of a bitch.
The next time you call me, you better call me with something lulzy instead of sitting over there talking like it's something funny.
That wasn't funny, you stupid, dumb, over-feminized sounding like you pop out of the ano passage having Ricky Martin loving Greg Luganus having fruit.
Come in!
You dumb-ass fruit, man.
You better apologize, boy.
You better apologize.
Son of a bitch.
God damn it, if I were you, I'd be afraid of me too, boy.
If I were you, I'd be afraid of me, too, for Christ's sake.
Give me the mic.
Give the fuck out.
Give me the freaking mic.
Give me the freaking mic.
God damn it, if I were you, I'd be afraid of me too there, you sorry sack of crap.
I could tell there was no goddamn father in that freaking boy's life, for Christ's sake.
I could tell he was raised by his mammy, boy.
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, folks, my apologies.
Yeah, I'm sorry you all had to see that for Christ's sake.
I mean, we're supposed to be talking about how these bureaucrats in the European Union are referring ACTA, ACTA, to the European Court of Justice for legal assistance.
And all I'm saying is that the bureaucrats out there in the EU don't have the balls to pass this into law because they're afraid of the repercussions because of all the people that are raising up, baby.
They're raising up.
Goddamn right.
Twitter Shout-Out Chaos 00:02:00
Anyway, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get started on the third and final hour, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And of course, of course, for all you fat, jelly-ass that are too lazy to open up another freaking window in your browser.
Well, by God, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there, boy.
We got Facebook like buttons, Google Plus buttons, retweet this button, share this buttons, email this buttons.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
It's just a freaking clip, for Christ's sake, goddammit.
Jesus Christ.
And of course, I hate to even ask.
I hate to even ask the engineer.
Engineer, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
According to the engineer, some Twitter shout-outs to be had.
Implement chat room martial law real quick, engineer.
Implement chat room martial law.
Anyway, folks, before we get started on Twitter shout-outs, if you want a shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you've got to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
All right?
And, of course, the Twitter account is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores.
It's right there on the screen for all the folks that are in the chat room.
Chat Room Martial Law 00:04:24
Ghost Politics.
And if you retweet the first tweet on that Twitter account, I will give you a shout-out right here, live on the broadcast.
So without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to those Twitter shout-outs right now.
All right, let's see if we got some Twitter shout-outs to be had out here, right?
Who do we got here?
We got Black Set Jackal.
We've got Equestrian Citizen.
What's going on, Equestrian City?
Who is we got?
We got smelly feet you have, asshole.
Smelly feet, you have.
You disgusting foot-fetished pricks.
I mean, it's a stop.
I don't understand.
What do you people see in a stinky, smelly foot?
Can you explain that to me?
It's a smelly, stinky, calloused freaking foot.
Stupid son of a bitch.
I'm telling you right now.
Who else do we got going on?
We got Vesper the Snake.
What's going on?
Who else do we got going on?
We got Christopher Reeves.
What's going on?
He's standing tall.
Capitalist Chris in the house.
We've got Cypher 11 in the place.
We've got the Green Bio in the house.
Who else we got?
We got Epic Incest.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on over here?
I'm not going to say that name, you sick son of a bitch.
We got O.Fisher93 in the place.
We've got Jonesy GT.
We've got Retsu the Pony.
Here we go with these damn bronies again.
Jesus Christ.
My little pony, my little pony.
My little pony.
You stupid fruit.
Anyway, who else do we got going on over here?
I mean, if I've already said your name, please stop tweeting.
Anyway, we got the man with the plan in the house.
We got somebody named Queerbag.
Queerbag.
All right, that's somebody named Queerbag in the house.
We've got, who the hell is this?
We got C. Kane in the house.
You flushed poop in the house, believe it or not.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We got Mitch 6954 in the place.
What's going on, Mitch 6954?
Who else do we got going on here?
We got a lot of people.
We got a lot of people retweeting up in here.
A lot of people.
We got the Chiz in the house.
We got somebody named Jamaican Ghost in the house.
All right.
Yeah, that's great.
Jamaican Ghost.
Dracula, Count Dracula 25 in the place.
What's going on?
We got Mr. Milk Sop.
Mr. Milk Sop in the house.
We got somebody named Black Ball Sandwich.
Black Ball Sandwich, stupid sack of crap.
Give me a break.
We've got guns for Cobain.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Stop with these sick sons of bitches, freaking dumbass Twitter accounts.
Enough of the crap.
Anyway, we've got Evil Magic Man in the house.
We've got Ghost Watches MLP.
No, I don't, you son of a bitch.
And shove it up your ass.
All right.
I don't.
You brodies, only wish.
All right.
You only wish.
We got O'Flamo in the house.
Who else we got going on?
We got a lot of people retweeting the broadcast here.
We got Xara Hawks.
What's going on to Xura Hawks, the true capitalist radio penist in the house?
Who else we got?
The Rock 88.
He's in the place.
We've got, I'm not going to say that sick name, you son of a bitch.
Who else we got going on?
Who is this?
JFS, excuse me, JFFS 93 in the house.
What's going on?
Got a lot of people retweeting up in here.
I'm going to say a couple of more and then we're out of here because I'm starting to see these sick-ass, twisted, perverted ones, for Christ's sake, and I don't want to say them.
What's going on to Perry Money?
What's going on?
Who else we got going on?
We got a lot of people.
We got a lot of people tweeting, for Christ's sake, man.
A lot of people tweeting.
Australian Government Spin 00:15:47
Woo!
Anyway, that's an ah, this is getting sick.
Here come the Navy Sand Husky.
Here come the Sandusky's bath boy.
Here comes all these sick-ass twisted names for Christ's sake.
And I don't want to say the rest of them.
So go shove it up your ass, all you people that are saying these twisted names, all you people that are making these twisted, disgusting, sick-ass names.
Go shove it up your goddamn clogged up shit funnel because I don't want to sit here and continue to endorse these disgusting, filthy names out here.
All right, I'm sick of them.
I'm sick of them, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm sick of them.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, let's go ahead and continue on, man.
We're almost running out of time.
It's already the third and final hour, or it is the third and final hour.
Where the hell are we at, engineer?
Ignite!
Ignite!
Acta!
Oh, yeah, that's right.
We were talking about how the EU bureaucrats are referring ACTA to the European Court of Justice for quote-unquote legal guidance because they're too chicken shit to actually enact it themselves.
Let's talk a little bit about Venezuela, shall we?
Now, for you folks that are unaware, that fat Mexican, that ridiculous communist dictator that runs Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, well, several months back, he had some cancer treatments in Cuba related to some kind of pelvic cancer or cancer of the cock or something.
He's got some kind of a problem where he had to get some cancer treatments.
And I don't know if you saw him in the past couple of months, but Hugo Chavez has been a fat, bald-looking bastard as of late.
Well, unfortunately, the rumors that have been going around all over the media, all over the internets about his cancer relapsing or coming back is true.
That's right.
That's right, it's true.
Unfortunately, for all you commies that think that, I don't know, Hugo Chavez is somehow your next great hope for communist civilization being implemented in the world today.
It seems like Hugo Chavez has got the cancer back on the prick.
Apparently, there is a somewhat of a cancerous, malignant lesion around this man's pelvic area.
And it looks like he's going back to Cuba for a second round of cancer surgeries.
And it doesn't look like this guy's going to make it, man.
It doesn't look like he's going to make it.
And if you took a look at freaking Ben and Suelan bonds, for Christ's sake, they spike through the roof, anticipating that Hugo Chavez may be on his last day, baby.
He may be on his last days, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Maybe he should have laid off the freaking bean and cheese, for Christ's sake.
I mean, did you see how fat in the ass this guy has been all his life?
This guy's got three chins, for Christ's sake.
Man, he's got three chins.
You know, maybe he should have laid off that freaking bean and cheese or, you know, whatever he's eating to keep him fat in the ass, for Christ's sake.
Stupid dictator.
This guy made himself president for life, remember?
All right.
He made himself president for life.
Well, that life's about to get cut short.
So all I've got to say to Hugo Chavez is goodbye.
Goodbye to your three chins.
You stupid son of a bitch.
Anyway, that's about enough.
I don't want to talk about stupid Hugo Chavez.
He's going to die of cancer.
All right.
And when he dies, you know, hopefully they can implement something that's a little less communist out there in Venezuela.
All right.
God damn it.
Anyway, let's continue going.
All right.
Who else we got?
We got, oh, yeah.
Did you hear what's going on in Australia?
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Australia's Labor Party is going to war with each other.
For you folks that are unaware, I do have a lot of Australian fans.
But man, did you see Kevin Rudd, the foreign minister, resign today?
Kevin Rudd, the foreign minister, resigned today.
And apparently, the prime minister, who happens to be a woman, you know, mind you, this woman, what the hell is her name, Hillard?
Gillard.
Julia Gillard.
That's right.
Julia Gillard is actually going to put her position of power up for grabs in a caucus-style election.
Because remember, right now Gillard's in a race or in an election race with this other guy named Abbott, which almost took the prime minister power position in the last time that, believe it or not, Rudd was in power.
When Rudd was in power, they were really, really close to having Abbott come in and basically take control of the government.
But because the Labor Party put so much pressure on Rudd at that time, I mean, did you see Rudd when he freaking stepped down as Prime Minister?
He was crying for Christ's sake, man.
He was crying like a little bitch.
And the reason that he had to step down was because people in his party were making political moves.
This is all political.
All politics, baby.
All politics.
Well, this time around, Paul Rudd, stepping down as foreign affairs ministers, he looked like he was cracking a smile, if you want my personal opinion.
I mean, did you see him stepping down?
This guy was cracking a smile.
This guy actually believes that he could possibly beat Julia Gillard, Julie Gillard, Julia Gillard.
I'm sorry, I'm having trouble saying her name for Christ's sake.
All I know her as is the broad that got her shoe taken away by the Aborigines.
You remember that?
Hey man, if you haven't seen that footage, by all means, I mean, do a YouTube search of Julia Gillard gets assaulted.
I mean, these Aborigines just literally not only accosted her, but the opposition, that Abbott guy, they accosted, and they took this woman's shoe.
They took her shoe for Christ's sake.
Anyway, this is a serious situation happening in the Labor Party in Australia.
And in my personal opinion, it's going to break apart the Labor Party.
I think that Julia Gillard putting her position in power, I think that she's putting herself at risk.
She's putting the party at risk.
And this is an interesting time for Australians right now as it relates to their government.
Be keenly aware of what's going on here because Abbott just might take power.
And I think the Labor Party could be broken, in my personal opinion.
All right?
Anyway, let's move on because we're running out of time here.
Let's talk a little bit about Kim.com, baby.
Mega uploads Kim.com out of jail.
Finally, after four weeks, he is out.
But the reason he's out is because they confiscated all of his wealth.
They've confiscated all his real estate, his cars, his artwork, his property.
And now that they've confiscated everything he owns, now the New Zealand court found it okay for him to just go ahead and be released because he's no longer a flight risk because they basically took everything from him.
But at least Kim.com, once again, out in the streets, he's out and about.
Now, what's going to happen in the future of this man, I have no idea.
I mean, it's a very interesting story.
I think everybody should keep up to date with what happens to Kim.com, the future of Mega Upload, the future court case, because it's going to be a court case.
It's going to be a freaking court case out here.
And I think everybody should be keenly aware of it.
And I mean, it's basically possibly going to be the basis of the reasoning behind any kind of regulation on the internet.
So once again, Kim.com released from a New Zealand jail.
This is the man who founded Mega Upload.
He is out, but they have confiscated all the man's wealth, all his houses, his cars, his property.
And now the guy's just sitting there left with his pecker shaft in his hand.
And, you know, it's pretty sad.
You know, I mean, they took everything away from him.
How's this guy going to mount a defense with no freaking money?
He's not going to.
So I think that's pretty horrible, to be honest with you.
Anyway, let's continue on for Christ's sake, all right?
Once again, we were talking about how Kim.com is released from jail from New Zealand.
Let's move on to another subject matter.
It's Ash Wednesday today.
Ash Wednesday.
Heidi Hall.
Anyway, for you folks that are unaware, today is Ash Wednesday, beginning of Lent, the day when people are supposed to be giving up stuff for Jesus or something.
And moreover, they're supposed to go by the Catholic Church and have ashes, you know, put on their head.
You know, if you wonder why there's black crap going on, a pedophile priest, you know, dips his finger in some ashes and literally puts some kind of a, most of the time it looks like a backwards cross to me, but they put a supposed cross on people's heads and that's supposed to make people, I don't know, holy or something.
I have no freaking idea.
But you know what I find completely obnoxious about this whole Ash Wednesday thing?
What I find completely obnoxious is that the ashes that they put on the foreheads of the supposed faithful are supposed to be burnt palm trees, you know, burnt palms.
You know, that's what's supposed to be put on the head of people, burnt palms for Christ's sake.
Well, the church, you know, now they're getting so lazy nowadays that they're actually buying ashes to put on the heads of people.
They're actually going into the market.
They're going to the internet to look for ashes for Christ's sake.
I mean, doesn't this kind of put a whole hypocritical spin on the whole goddamn thing?
You know, I mean, don't you think that, you know, if you're going to consummate something in some ceremony or something, don't you think that you should, I don't know, fulfill the traditional rituals for that obligation and not take a freaking shortcut and call up some schmuck who's burning palm trees in his backyard and selling it on eBay for Christ's sake?
I kid you not, this is a real story.
You people that just went to Ash Wednesday and think that some priest burned some palms and did a Hail Mary and did all this crap on those ashes on your head.
You got another thing coming.
All right?
I mean, those ashes on your head was probably produced by some shit-kicking hick out there burning palm trees to make an extra couple of bucks so that he could sell to the church so that you people can be happy with your little pacified little black marks of upside-down crosses on your head.
Jesus Christ.
It just makes me say, we're supposed to take these people serious, too.
We're supposed to take these people with freaking, you know, palm ashes on their head.
We're supposed to take these people serious.
Palm ashes that weren't even produced in the traditional Catholic manner for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, what a joke.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
As a matter of fact, I think it's time for a little bit of true capitalist confessions.
Holly hole in the hollow and a hill and a holla lick a little high.
Look a hiney hole in the hole in a hill and a holly hill and a hole like a high.
Look up your asshole.
Now, for all you people that are unaware, I'm gonna call on random people that are calling right now and I would like for you to admit to us your confessions here on Capitalist Confessions.
Confess your sins.
My sons and daughters confess your sins, So let's go ahead and get to some people and see if we can have anybody confess their sins on capitalist confessions.
There you go.
Five seven, zero.
Do you have any confessions, my son?
Yes, I have some confessions ghost all right.
What do you have a confession for?
I masturbated my sister's panties.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Why?
Why would you do that?
I don't know what do you mean you don't know?
I mean of course you know you did it.
Why would you do it?
I was bored and I had a little too much to drink.
So why that's an inspiration for you to put on some freaking lace ridden panties and masturbate for Christ's sake?
Yep.
You're a stupid son of a bitch.
You get this shit out.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
You stupid son of a bitch.
I hope you get freaking hemorrhoids from freaking G-strings that you put up your crack, you asshole.
All right, 512, do you have any confessions, my son?
Well, you cut off because you're a stupid jerk.
How about 858?
Do you have any confessions, my son?
Celtic Brownie is favorite cactus, and favorite cactus takes up the pooper from Celtic Brownie.
Well, that's a major confession.
Let's go ahead and let's do a little bit of praying for the old Celtic pizza and flavored cactus.
Holly hole in the mall in the hail and a hole in a holla higher legal high legal heiny hole.
732, do you have any confessions, my son?
And I hate to keep beating my grandmother here, but shut your stupid sticking smelly salmon hole.
God damn it, I've told you idiots not to talk about my granny.
God damn it!
Damn it!
You suck!
You suck!
You all suck for Christ's sake!
You all suck!
I don't know how many times I've got to kill all you stupid sacks of crap.
I've told you all not to talk about my granny.
But you don't listen, don't you?
You stupid assholes don't listen.
You'll sit over there and keep rubbing it in my face for Christ's sake, huh?
Uncle's Embarrassing Photo 00:02:39
You stupid sack of crap.
My granny doesn't deserve it.
She doesn't deserve this type of ridicule.
She was a pious woman.
She never cursed a day in her life.
And for you to be sitting here and besmirching her memory, it makes me pissed off.
It makes me pissed.
I hate you!
God damn you all to hell.
God damn it.
Son of a bitch.
Give me the mic.
Give me that freaking mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
I already told you, sacks of crap.
I don't have to be here, you sorry sack of crap.
I shouldn't even be here.
I didn't even want to be here.
Jesus Christ, I'm done with this crap.
We're supposed to be talking about some asshole who's suing his uncle for posting an embarrassing Facebook picture.
Yeah, that's right.
Some idiot sues his uncle, you know, because he posted some embarrassing goddamn photo of himself or something.
I don't know.
It's a case out of Minnesota.
Some idiot named Aaron Olson suing his uncle named Randall LaBree for posting some pictures that, you know, I can't even find.
No one can find these pictures anywhere.
But apparently, LaBrie posted Olson's childhood pic in front of him in front of some Christmas tree saying some kind of, you know, disgusting, you know, sexual innuendos or something very unflattering in a caption on this picture.
All right?
And then when this guy, Aaron, geez, I already forgot this stupid asshole.
Aaron Olson, when this guy told his uncle, hey, Uncle Randall LaBree, you know, why don't you untag that photo and take it down?
All right, it's embarrassing.
Well, LaBrie actually untagged the photo.
He didn't take it down.
So now he took his uncle to court.
And, of course, the Minnesota court system laughed his ass out of court.
Anyway, I don't want to talk about that stupid case.
I mean, who really cares?
All right, you people don't care.
You people don't care about nothing for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, I think I might even call it an early show.
All right?
I might even call it an early show for Christ's sake.
Radio Graffiti Stunt 00:15:26
You know, but before I go, did anybody hear about this Indiana lawmaker that's calling the Girl Scouts a radicalized pro-abortion group?
Can you believe this?
Representative Bob Morris writes that the Girl Scouts are quickly becoming a tactical arm of the Planned Parenthood Organization.
And that it has an agenda that includes sexualizing young girls and promoting homosexual lifestyles.
All right?
Representative Bob Morris.
This is serious business.
All right?
Now, his findings are based on conversations with some, quote-unquote, well-informed constituents and a small amount of web research he cites.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you get it.
Just look it up for yourself if you want any more information on it.
But apparently, according to this Indiana lawmaker, the Girl Scouts are a radicalized pro-abortion group.
So he's suggesting don't buy any goddamn Girl Scout cookies unless you want to promote bulldykeism.
All right?
Anyway, that's enough.
I'm done for Christ's sake.
All right?
I'm only going to have a little bit of radio graffiti, and that's it.
All right?
That's it.
I could be on 6th Street right now, boy.
You understand that?
I could be on 6th Street right now, baby.
Militime, baby.
Militime.
But instead, I'm messing around with you stupid little finger spanker meat missile chewers.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, for all you folks that don't know, this is radio graffiti, all right?
Radiograffiti!
I'm not even that enthused about it because you people make me sick whenever you call up to this stupid little shtick that I've got going on here.
And for you folks who are unaware, radio graffiti is that part of the program where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
And all you've got to do to participate is to give me a call right now, 646-652-4869.
And when I call on your Skype name or your area code, you'll have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, baby.
You understand that?
And don't be a goddamn Helen Keller deaf mute when I call on you, all right?
Jesus Christ, let me tell you something.
I'm sick and tired of this crap.
I almost don't want to do this.
You people are lucky.
You all are lucky that I'm here doing this crap.
Anyway, let's take some calls and let's get to Radio Graffiti right now.
936 Radio Graffiti.
What are you?
At the ice cream truck or something?
This guy's visiting the freaking ice cream, man, listening to the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
574 Radio Graffiti.
I'm so perfect like my stuff.
I'm just perfected with my staff.
I'm so perfect with my stop.
I'm so perfect with my stuff.
I'm so perfect with my stuff.
I'm so perfect with my staff.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on, please.
Come on.
We got 754 Radio Graffiti.
Hi, Ghost.
Talk to me so I had my...
Jesus Christ.
Come on.
I mean, do you see what I got to put up with here, folks?
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I don't even like doing this crap.
925 radio graffiti.
There's a Helen Keller deaf mute.
818 radio graffiti.
Oh, ghost.
What's up with Bonnie Bonnie?
You should turn my phone upside down and be young.
Jesus Christ, Kick.
What the hell's going on?
I'm getting infested by Brony.
Freaking mic for Christ's sake, you disgusting bronies 603 radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I have these pemples on my balls, and I was wondering if you'd want to come to Nashua, New Hampshire, and pop a couple with me.
You are a sick, disgusting prick.
You know that?
And I hope that rash, you know, goes into the crack of your anal passage and then goes up into your colon and you die.
508, radio graffiti.
Happy Asho Wednesday.
What are you talking about?
Asho Wednesday?
Asho Wednesday?
Jesus Christ.
901, Radio Graffiti.
Asho Wednesday.
I got Trans Testicle Ross.
Shut up, you stupid dumb splicing prick.
323, Radio Graffiti.
Ghostlipper Brony over here.
Ghostler, Ghostler, Brady over here.
Shut up, you asshole, and don't call me Ghostler.
202, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I wanted to say that I love your show, and I wanted to hear your opinion on the U.S. government thinking about mining on the moon.
Well, what do you think about it?
I think that we can't even get along in this world.
We're about to go into World War III and we want to go to the moon?
Oh, yeah, right.
That sounds like a great idea.
269, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, Ghost.
Oh, oh, oh!
That was stupid there, you stupid, dumb new fag.
815, Radio Graffiti.
And 815, what's up?
Yeah.
Hey, I'm sorry, dude.
I was talking to my little sister for a second.
Eagle, I believe.
Hey, I'm sorry about all these troll terrorists, dude.
It really fucking sucks that they had to cut the whole confession skit short.
Yeah, well, that's what happens, you know.
That's what these troll terrorists do.
They're a bunch of sick, disgusting, twisted turds.
234, radio graffiti.
Ghost, maybe you wouldn't be so racist if you would just come over to my library and read a few books about different cultures.
Now, Jesus Christ, damn it, get out of here.
I'm not racist, alright?
I am not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I don't know how many times I've got to tell you idiots that for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, all right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican in Hispandex.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental and WAP, Camel Jockey, Kraut.
So for you to sit over here and say that I'm some kind of a goddamn racist is a false indictment.
It's an absolute slanderous lie, and you people need to stop talking about it.
Assholes.
336, radio graffiti.
Happy birthday to you.
You look like a Jew.
Your mother's a hambone.
And your radio sucks too.
Yeah, shove it up your ass, you stupid scumbag.
All right, it's not my birthday either.
404 Radio Graffiti.
733 or 773, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
I listened to the show because you have a lot of great input to put, but I disagree with you on Hugo Chavez.
He was a great leader.
He's a great president.
Now, shove it up, your ass.
And why don't you go suck the cancer out of his pelvis there, you sick son of a bitch.
419, radio graffiti.
Hey, uh, I was just wondering if, um...
Man, that was lame, you stupid moron.
863, radio graffiti.
Um, you know, a lot of these fucking troll idiots don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
You know, they suck ass at trolling.
I mean, what the fuck is their problem?
Well, I'll tell you what their problem is.
There's no daddy in the picture.
That's the problem.
There's no daddy in the picture to show them how to be a real man.
To show them how to get a damn personality, for Christ's sake.
503, radio graffiti.
Nicolai, don't touch him on the dog cat.
These things are going to drop these anime and be his son.
Jesus Christ, can you piss off?
219, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, your grandma's got a tight pussy.
How the hell would you know for Christ's sake?
Are you kidding me?
You sound like you don't even have any freaking peach buzz on your nad, you stupid little eight-year-old prick.
And I hope your mom finds you and gives you an ass beaten to the point where you can't even freaking sit down for the next two months, you stupid little fruity ass.
It's on a hawks, radio graffiti.
Holly, melee, holy, hot, praise the Lord.
Hey, that was pretty good, Exara Hawks, man.
You want to give any shout-outs, man?
Shout outs to particularly everyone in the palpac.
Whether now or ever.
All right, man.
Hey, I'm Silk.
I still got you on the radar for an admin there, man.
Once again, Exara Hawks, the true capitalist radio penist, in the house.
And I want to give a shout-out to everybody who's in the Capitalist Army chat room.
You know who you are.
Much props, baby.
Much props.
Anyway, let's continue.
954, Radio Graffiti.
Yo, Andrew, I know you're listening to this right now.
If I hear you fucking about another meme in real life, I'm going to fucking beat the shit out of you.
I'm going to fucking punch you so hard in your fucking face, your head's going to spin like the exorcist.
I'm going to fucking put my fucking dick so far in your ass, it's going to be fucking tasting pre-come.
I'm going to put my fucking dick.
Ah, Jesus.
Come on.
You were almost on a roll there until you started fruiting up there, for Christ's sake, there, boy.
You started fruiting up.
Sick son of a bitch.
334, radio graffiti.
Now, you're taking too long.
573, radio graffiti.
I had my girlfriend shove a football into my anal passage, man.
And it felt great.
Your girl did that to you?
You're at your girl's school with this?
Yeah, she shit it out on her face.
I think she looks some of the goo off.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, Ray.
I was your boyfriend.
You know what, and I know it, you fudge-packing piece of shit funnel-sucking fruit bowl.
251, radio graffiti.
Angry, racist, you wish him.
Boat, angry, racist, you wish him, boat, angry.
May come up with your own meme, you unoriginal, fruity ass.
214, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, you there?
Yeah.
I was wondering Where do you keep your cans Like whenever you Where do you keep your cans I don't have cans, all right?
I don't have cans.
This is just crap on my desk.
I got a whole bunch of whole crap on my desk, for Christ's sake.
That's what it is, you stupid sack of crap.
Shove up your ass with all the can talk.
And in the wizard, radio graffiti.
He's handled everything very well, as you said.
Unflappable, but if there is a chink in the armor, where can Lynn improve his game?
Oh, that's horrible.
I mean, come on.
Come on!
Leave Jeremy Lynn alone, all right?
Leave the man alone.
Goddamn it, when was the last time you saw a cool Asian, man?
Besides Bruce Lee, when was the last time you saw a cool Asian?
Huh?
Charlie Chan!
That's the last time.
602, Radio Graffiti.
Another Hellen Keller deaf mute.
559, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, can I play you and engineer the song?
Well, maybe.
It depends on how the song sounds.
678, Radio Graffiti.
Patrol in the Mojave.
Maybe you stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
Equestrian Citizen, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghosts.
How's it going, man?
Great show today.
Keep up the great work.
Long live the Capitalist Army and down with Lamar Smith, brother.
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
Once again, Equestrian Citizen, a man that belongs to the Capitalist Artie represented, man.
What's going on, baby?
And what's going on to the Capitalist Army?
What's going on to the Capitalist Army, baby?
We are running our anti-Lamar Smith campaign, and it's going very well, baby.
817, Radio Graffiti.
Long live the engineer and long live bronies.
Here we go with this brony crap.
661 Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, shout out to Jews.com.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
508, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
Why do you hate me?
You hate my name.
You always bitch about it every time you come up on Twitter.
Well, what's your name?
Smelly C, you have.
Well, because you're a foot-fetish, freaky-sounding fruit.
That's why.
619, Radio Graffiti.
Yay!
Hey, you want to give a shout-out?
As always, to XR Hawks and Mr. Pulsey, and Star President Z as well.
All right, man.
That was not a Mariachi.
That's the true capitalist radio horn player right there.
And I don't mean to be tooting my own horn here, but beat, beat!
Capitalist Army Theme Song 00:10:19
636, radio graffiti.
Ghost, the king of the bronies.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
570, radio graffiti.
Good day, ghost.
This is Niger.
My stupid brother called.
Peace for you.
Forgive him.
He is an idiot.
And I'm a cops to this like you.
I said shit.
That is a horrible accent, you stupid son of a bitch.
646 Radio Graffiti.
Real funny, all right?
Real funny, you stupid moron.
Anyway, who else do we got going on here?
We got 815, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
Hey.
What's going on?
Nothing.
What are you doing?
Uh, I you just answered me like five minutes ago and you called me.
Oh, yeah, well then stop calling!
818, radio graffiti.
Yeah, another Helen Keller deaf mute for Christ's sake.
219, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, this is a girl I like.
My soul is funny, but you got any advice.
There's a girl you like in your social studies.
Does she know you exist?
Yeah, she called me a hambone.
She called you a hambone?
Well, the first thing you need to stop doing is maybe put the fork out for about five seconds and then maybe, you know, she'll start looking your direction maybe a little bit more instead of calling you a fat, disgusting, greasy ass hambone.
863, radio graffiti.
Long live the true capitalist army, bro.
Hell yeah, that's right.
The true capitalist army in the house.
And we are in the midst of our anti-Lamar Smith campaign.
And once again, vote for Sheriff Richard Mack for 2012, Texas District 21, baby, and spread that around like wildfire.
We got 754, radio graffiti.
Quit hiding, Celia.
We all know you're Willie and Brony.
Jesus Christ, you shoved the enough, bronies, all right?
Enough!
Enough!
I've had about enough of this crap.
I've had about enough of this brony crap, all right?
Christopher Reeves, radio graffiti.
Hey, what's going on, ghost?
I just want to make a quick announcement over your assholes in the chat room.
Now, drop the brony shit and join the army.
Yeah, there you go.
Join the capitalist army for Christ's sake.
Why are you mimicking my laugh, by the way, Chris?
That's not very nice.
607, radio graffiti.
Quick confession, rape in your graffiti.
That was lame.
720, radio graffiti.
You should come drinking with us in Ponyville.
It's way better than 6th Street.
What do you cover?
What?
What are you talking about?
Going drinking at Bronyville, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
What are you talking about?
Going drinking in Bronyville.
You come down here to 6th Street, boy.
You understand that?
I'm all around these parts.
I'm known all around these parts, boy.
You ask around about me, man.
I run this bitch.
Anyway, who else do we got going on over here?
We got area code 607, radio graffiti.
502, radio graffiti.
A good time, my field.
I find it funny how you're such a hypocrite saying you're going to end early, but you never do.
You tell your little.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
Shut up.
I'm sick and tired of this ghostler crap.
I really am, man.
You stupid sons of bitches.
559, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, part of the capitalist army, and I got our new theme song right here.
Fuck you, Texas.
Fucking old star bitch.
Stupid sack of crap.
Shove it up your ass.
You come down here to Texas and talk that nonsense, boy.
You come down here to Texas and mouth off that crap and see if your ass don't get your ass beat down into dog me, boy.
Folsey, 135, radio graffiti.
Yeah!
That was pretty good there, Folsey, man.
You want to give any shout-outs?
Oh, I think that you might be plugged in.
My bad.
No, that's Mr. Folsey, the organist.
Much props to that young man right there.
Definitely got some pretty good talent.
Let me tell you, I should be recruiting here for my band.
I should be recruiting for my band, Michael J. Fox and the Shakes.
So, you know, we got so much talent out here.
You know what I'm saying?
We got so many free.
We got so much talent.
We need to recruit them.
We got Erie Coach 757, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
Just wanted to let you know that there's also legislation trying to pass in Canada and the UK that's very similar to HR 19.
Oh, man.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm sorry, man.
Do you hear the freaking goddamn mic again, for Christ's sake?
Do you hear the mic?
God damn it!
God damn it, man.
Anyway, let me give some shout-outs.
How about that?
We're going to start from the bottom.
All right, we'll get some chat room shout-outs.
And then, once we go off, that's it, man.
I mean, I have no more, so let's take it from the bottom.
We got Zimrin.
We got Zafly Guy.
We got Will Swanson.
We got Whitney Dungoofed.
We got White Glint.
Weena won actual.
We don't lose.
Von Richo Finn, Veteran Reform Wars, Tyrone KFC.
That's pretty freaking racist.
Toxin27, Truth in Ads, Trolls United.
Tickle My Anus, you son of a bitch.
Thomas Kimbler, the Evil Clown, The Rock Ape, The Luna Prince, The Lifehouse, The Striker, The Legendary Tuba.
We've got, what is this?
Text Chat Wizard.
We've got Texas Hambone, Tango Whiskey.
We got Streaky Peeler.
We got Steven the Master.
Speed Mobile, Space Sweeper.
We got Skater Tom.
We got Something Texas.
We've got Shit on Ghost.
Shove it up your ass.
Silent Eyes, Scarlet Kitty, Sarah Palin fan.
Shove it up your ass.
We got Raging Alcoholic, Ryu Burka, Sake, Rushing Buttstalker.
We got Rainbow Danger Dash.
We got Princess Celestia.
We got Ponies Are Great.
Penis Wiggle.
Oh, Flamo.
We got NWO Informant.
Johnny Capitalist.
We got Christian Shin.
We got Lincoln Was Brainless.
You son of a bitch.
We got I Love Fish Sticks, Hatchet Hooves, Hank Hill, Guy Wolf.
Who else we got?
We got 63 Bacon.
We got all the guests up in the house.
How are you doing, all the guests?
We got Equestrian Citizen, Ghost Engineer, Ghost Anima, Ghosts Lizard Granny, Gigalit Ghosty, Ghosts Auss.
Who else we got?
We got Ghost Jr. Capitalist Radio.
We got Foodo Shy, Freestyle Cans, Folsey in the house, Fan of Chops, Fan of Fleshlight, you sick son of a bitch.
Epic Incest.
We got EL Lunar Socialist, Drug Maid, Dr. Poop Tickler, DJ Skira Brony, DJ Penguin, Dash of Rainbow, DJ Dittles, Daring Doe, Cypher 11, Cyber Police, Cutie Mark Crusader, Cumbubble.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Credit Kitten, Cremated Steven Austin, Coxy Normas, Caribbean Brony, Carl Johnson, Carolina Capitalist, Cans.wave, Canadian Moose Humper, B-Town in the house.
We got Brony Party, Brew Crew, British Bronies, Boner, Fedel Rebel, Boat91, Blackseed, Bitch Granny, BH Hammy, Benison Butthead, Bang is Mexican, Balls of Steel, Bad Dragon for Ghost, Axeman3315.
We got R-Bear, A-Sparky Lulzy.
We got Antonio, Ed and the Wizard.
We got American Mooter, Alicia, Isle of Spades.
Who else do we got?
We got some idiot named Adolph Goser.
Shout up, your ass.
We got somebody named a prostate sniffer, a bleeding anus, a afterbirth.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
Who else do we got?
We got the Metals, Omega Man, Fluttershy, Tumble Newfag, Tumble Off a Cliff, Isle of Sandhusky.
Who else do we got going on?
We got Mom, STFU, and DJ Pony.
Anyway, I want to say, before this goddamn broadcast goes off because of the stupid mic, I want to say much props to the Capitalist Army and keep up with the anti-Lamar Smith campaign.
Keep up with the anti-Lamar Smith campaign.
Because let me tell you something right now, the internets are going to be an impact in District 21, Texas, and I guarantee you.
And we are going to make world history.
We're going to make world history by showing the people that the internet can have an effect on elections in America.
By God, and I'm telling you this right now.
I'm hype.
I'm giddy, for Christ's sake.
I'm giddy.
So everything I do, all the capitalist broadcasts that I conduct, I'm doing it for the capitalist army, baby.
I'm doing it for the capitalist army.
Anyway, we're going to have to end this here 10 minutes early because of this goddamn stupid dumb microphone, for Christ's sake.
And I am sincerely sorry to everybody who is listening to this who wants more of a shit.
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