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And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 174 for all the folks that are keeping track with the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet this edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
If you care about any potential governing body implementing any kind of government censorship on the internet, this is the episode for you.
And I think that it's about time that everybody spreads this show.
And it is serious.
This is serious business.
All right?
Spread this show around like wildfire.
This is an anti-SOPA, anti-SOPA show.
And for you folks that aren't aware of SOPA, yeah, S-O-P-A, yeah, Stop Online Piracy Act.
This is some kind of government bill out here that's trying to be implemented through the damn house that is going to provide a stepping stone for government internet censorship.
And I think that everybody out there needs to read about it, needs to learn about it.
We're going to talk about it later on in this broadcast.
So once again, anti-SOPA, boy.
And that's all there is to it.
Once again, folks, there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player here, folks.
All right, you got a little Google Plus button.
You got a little Facebook like button.
You got a tweet this button.
Share this button.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
All right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
All right?
It's just a freaking click.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and get through the markets because I know that there's some true capitalists out there that actually listen to the broadcast for the financial commentary and actually for the market news.
So we're going to go ahead and get right into that because we got a lot of things to talk about.
I wasn't even going to do a broadcast today.
Can you believe that?
Yeah.
I mean, you know, I'm out here making capital.
I'm out here making large purchases.
All right, I'm contributing to the economy out here.
All right.
I mean, I wasn't even going to come here and conduct a broadcast, but when I heard about SOPA, all those sons of bitches at the government, I'm telling you this right goddamn now.
This government is just overstepping itself.
All right, way overstepping itself, and we're going to talk about it later on in this broadcast.
But before we do, let's go ahead and get over today's market overview because, man, did the markets recede today?
Was there a major sell-off or what?
All right?
Moreover, where did everybody put their money?
Oil!
Yeah, everybody's going out there and putting their money in all today.
Oil went over $100 a barrel.
I'm talking about WTI sweet crude, of course.
So, man, I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, Helter-Skelter market, and the reason that we saw a retraction today, folks, is because the rating service, Fitch, actually basically put out today that the contingent of all the economic debacle that's happening in Europe could potentially have major financial and economic side effects to the American banking system here in America.
And once Fitch put that out, all of a sudden the investors were like, oh, my God, I've got to get out of here.
I don't know what to do.
I'm going to cash out.
The contagion is going to come over here to America.
The contagion of socialist Europe.
Now, why would socialist Europe imploding from within affect the American banking system?
Well, folks, because let's be honest, a lot of these American financial institutions and banks have vested interest in the European Union.
And how do they have vested interest?
Well, not only have they bought equities in the Eurozone, they have also bought bonds.
All right?
Yeah, they've purchased bonds in all these ridiculous countries that can't even meet up to the financial obligation of those bonds.
And if those bonds go on default, that means that all the money invested by these financial institutions in America in the bonds of Europe are going to lose all kinds of capital, going to lose all kinds of money.
And believe it or not, folks, believe it or not, if this happens, we could see 2008 happen all over again, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, this is why, you know, the whole idea of bailing out Wall Street, the whole idea of bailing out financial institutions, it's just moral hazard.
I mean, you should watch Wall Street 2.
Moral hazard.
The only bad part about Wall Street 2 is the whole concept of that stupid nuclear fusion crap and Gordon Gecko's liberal freaking daughter.
I don't like that aspect.
But if you listen to the crux of the actual aspect of the movie, you might learn something.
But anyway, folks, this is what spooked the market today.
This is why you have sell-offs in today's market.
So let's just get to it right now.
We've got the Dow Jones Industrials down majorly today, 190.757 points.
Down 190.57 points, a percentage decrease of 1.58% on the day.
Jesus Christ, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 11,905.60 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
And I'd like for everybody to realize that the retraction in today's markets or the retraction in any of the days that we have retractions in these markets, it has nothing to do with the fundamentals of what's happening as far as earnings are concerned.
I mean, if you take a look at the earnings of a lot of these companies out here, I mean, they're profitable.
I mean, what was it?
Yesterday, Walmart posted its first profit in about, was it, six quarters?
All right.
Target just posted better than expected earnings.
All right.
I mean, we can continue going on and on about the earnings season out here.
It's actually been pretty positive.
It's not reflecting the type of business that's being conducted in corporate America and to the damn stock prices out here.
And the reason is, is because we've got a bunch of helter, skelter, pussy-whipped ass clown investors out here that are trading impulsively.
All right.
It's this pussy-whipped investor community that's trading on news, you know, trading on ridiculous rumors, information, trading on crap that's in Europe.
All right, this is what's really retracting the markets, folks.
This is why we have so much goddamn volatility, and it's disgusting.
All right, anyway, folks, let me get to the rest of the markets.
We've got the SP 500 also down today, 20.90 points, a percentage decrease of 1.66%, closing out the SP at 1,236.91 points for the SP 500.
We've got the NASDAQ closing out on the negative as well.
46.59 points on the negative, closing out at a percentage decrease of 1.73% on the day decrease, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,639.61 points.
And let me tell you for our brethren across the pond, our English brethren, the FTSE 100 didn't close out fairly well either.
I mean, it was down, not down as much as the American markets, but still modest decrease.
8.42 points on the negative for the FTSE 100.
Percentage decrease of 0.15% on the day.
Closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,509.02 points for the FTSE 100.
So let's just get to the commodities.
One would think, right, fundamental investing would have you believe that we saw a retraction in the equities market, that we'd see some goddamn commodities booming today.
Did that happen?
Huh?
Wrong.
It didn't happen, with the exception of WTI Sweet Crude, for Christ's sake.
Everything else is just pretty much of a stinker today.
I mean, let's just get through the damn commodities markets.
Seriously, all right?
We've got Brent Crude Futures down today, believe it or not.
They're down $1.40, a percentage decrease of 1.25%.
Closing out Brent Crude, and that's the crude oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
It's closing out today at $110.78 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline futures fell slightly today, but don't expect it to reflect on the price at the gas pump anytime soon.
Gas is down $12.50, a percentage decrease of 1.26% on the day.
Let's get to heating oil, shall we?
It's also down $5.98, a percentage decrease of 1.89% on the day.
I mean, I'm just telling you, I mean, I keep telling you these percentages.
It's always one in change.
I mean, you know, some of these are two, almost 2%.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
It's a horrible helter-skelter-ass day on the market.
I mean, hey, investors, wake up, all right?
Get your goddamn garter belts out of your bacon, bit-ridden ass cracks and start realizing that an element of capitalism is risk, assholes.
All right, risk.
Stupid jerk dicks.
Anyway, natural gas is also down $0.06 today, a percentage decrease of almost 2%.
We've got WTI Sweet Crude is the only winner here.
And if you happen to be diversified in any fashion in WTI Sweet Crude, I mean, this is the only bright spot that you had in today's session.
All right, I mean, if you have some ETS, if you have oil companies, moreover, another sector that was doing good today were the home builders.
If you happen to be day trading, like yours truly does, you would have known that homebuilders, for some reason, were doing fairly well today.
All right?
I have no idea, but hey, as a day trader, I'm going where the activity is, I'm going where the money's at, and I'm going to try to make sure I can get as much liquid as I possibly can on these volatile peaks and valleys.
All right, that's all there's to it.
And instead of, I mean, look, the bad part about day trading is that there's easy liquidity to come by.
I mean, if you could really play this market right each day, you could come up with an easy $4,000 to $5,000 a day in liquidity if you play the day trading markets right.
But the problem with that is that most of these idiots that make that amount of money spend that amount of money.
You know what I mean?
I mean, instead of taking the amount of money you make liquid on day trading and parlaying it into long-term investment or other financial instruments to kind of gain capital instead of pissing your money away, these idiots decide that, hey, dude, I'm making $5,000 a day out here, dude, day trading, dude.
So, dude, I'm going to go out and go to the club and pay $12, $15 my ties for bimbos that are showing their breastasis and their ass cheeks.
Yeah, dude, I'm going to go out and buy some ridiculous new car that's going to depreciate 35% once I take it off the lot.
Yeah, dude, I'm going to go out and it's just stupid.
It's stupid.
All right?
That's why I'm saying, folks, if you are making some serious capital, don't be out there pissing it away.
Don't be blowing it for Christ's sake.
Diversify your portfolio.
Gaining assets.
Own something.
All right?
It's very important.
Own something.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
We got, where the hell was I?
Where am I at, engineer?
I lost my place.
God damn it.
All right, that's right.
We were getting right to WTI Sweet Crude.
The only highlight of today's session.
WTI Sweet Crude is up $2.37 today, a percentage increase of 2.39% on the day.
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $101.74 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
And this is another negative for our potential rebound or any kind of positivity that we're seeing reflected in the earnings of most of the equities out here.
It's going to be curved possibly in the fourth quarter or going in the first quarter if these damn gas prices are going to go up because WTI sweet crude is going to go over a dollar over $100 a barrel and it's going to stay there.
I mean, once again, folks, I mean, in a perfect world, we'd like to see WTI Sweet Crude levels at about $70, hell, $60 a barrel.
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And remember, we did see those $70 barrel ranges, was it, a couple of months ago.
But now that we're seeing $100 a barrel for WTI Sweet Crude, I mean, this is definitely going to affect the economy.
Once again, not only does it reflect the amount of money that you're going to pay at the gas pump, but it's also going to reflect how much money items are going to cost at the shopping malls and at the supermarket.
All right?
Once again, ass clowns, every product has to get from point A to point B, and they have to use some mode of transportation to get it there.
And that mode of transportation uses and abuses petroleum.
And if the petroleum prices are up the ass, well, then those prices that are basically paid by any of the manufacturers or the distributors are going to be relayed to the consumer.
All right?
That's why you see higher prices occasionally on supermarket and shop and mall items.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
That's why WTI sweet crude is so important.
All right?
Because moreover, not only are we going to see an increase in the prices of products on the shelves, but it's going to prohibit those that would otherwise go out and have a meal to eat at a restaurant or would go out and patronize one of these entertainment complexes or have a movie or just to go out and spend money in general.
It's going to prohibit them from doing that because the damn gas prices are up the ass.
And you know what's really sad about this America is that we had a phenomenon throughout the past 20 years for people insisting that they live like 25 miles plus away from where they worked.
All right?
I just never understood that.
How in the hell are you going to live like 25 miles away from your goddamn work when you're going to I mean I don't know I guess this never crosses your mind that you're going to actually see these types of petroleum prices go up the ass.
All right?
And if you think that this is high now, you just wait.
All right?
You just wait.
Because mark my words.
And let me tell you something.
The prognosticator, a prognosticator is always right.
We are going to see a military strike on Iran, whether it's but by Israel or by the United States or by the United States with Israel.
And the only reason that I'm saying that folks is because we're seeing a lot of saber rattling.
All right?
A bunch of saber rattling out here.
This ridiculous plot that we covered, was it some months ago or actually it was last month?
That stupid, ridiculous, supposed assassination plot against this ridiculous Saudi ambassador, that ridiculous nonsense.
I mean, you know, it's just all these ridiculous little stories that are coming out that are basically painting out Iran to be a bunch of bad boogeymen, which they are.
They're not very good people.
But inevitably, I don't think that they're a direct threat to the United States, given the fact that they had a revolution in 2009 that was quashed by the Ayatollah with totalitarian and inhumane means.
All right?
I mean, that sediment of revolution is still within the people.
The only reason that they're not out there protesting is because they're fearing the slaughter that will ensue by the Ayatollah and the Iran guard.
I mean, this is not a joke here.
All right?
All right, then this is not a joke.
So I'm just saying that I know that Iran is not saber rattling.
As a matter of fact, all the language coming out of Iran is pretty much standoffish.
I mean, if you read the Tehran Times, believe it or not, you can actually read Iran's publications and their works.
I strongly advise you to do that.
They are actually standoffish in their saber rattling back attempts at the United States and Israel.
But at the same time, they're getting prepared.
We're going to talk about that later on in the program.
They're getting prepared for any potential strike.
And moreover, folks, the reason I'm saying there is going to be one is because I can tell by the rhythmic pattern of news information given out to us by this mainstream media that's in the tank with the government, let's be honest.
I mean, this is a government-run, state-run media that we are living in out here in America.
All right?
And whenever they release these goddamn news reports about, oh, I ran this, Iran's trying to get a nuclear weapon.
Iran did this.
Iran did that.
The reason they're doing this is because they're trying to desensitize the humans out here in America and have them believe that Iran is a bad boogeyman and that we have to go out there and invade these people.
All right?
Now, that's the last thing we need to do, but we're probably going to do it, folks.
Let's be honest with you.
We're probably going to do it.
And when we do it, I guarantee you're going to see gas prices $10, $15 a gallon.
I'm not joking, man.
$10, $15 a gallon.
So for all you folks that are out there that live 25 miles away from where you work, you know, for all you folks that are out there with these damn gas guzzlers that get five miles a gallon, let me tell you something right now.
When any kind of military theater is implemented on Iran, you're going to see these gas prices go up the ass.
And be prepared for it because there's a lot of saber rattling out here.
All right?
A lot of saber rattling.
And that concerns me because, I mean, do we really need to get in another theater of combat?
I mean, look at what happened to Iraq, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, we're just cutting and running from Iraq.
I mean, all those trillions of dollars that were spent in liberating the Iraqi people, all the thousands of troops that died or left limbs, left part of themselves out there in Iraq, for what?
For nothing.
For absolutely nothing.
This disgusting, despicable Iraqi parliament that we put into power isn't even paying us back the debt that was incurred by America, liberating these people and putting them in power.
Do you know that Iraq does not have debts?
They have surpluses, ass clowns.
I mean, they got billions, hundreds of billions in surpluses because they're taking the oil that's underneath Iraq, folks.
Iraq's the second largest oil deposit in the world.
They're taking that oil.
They're selling it on the world market and they're pocketing it in their pockets for Christ's sake.
Meanwhile, we're still out there playing policemen.
We're playing protector for this disgusting, despicable Iraqi parliament who's sitting over here waving their fingers in our faces.
Not only are they waving their fingers in our faces, they actually, and we reported this, what was it, a couple of weeks ago, they actually have dedicated themselves to protecting the border of Iraq and Iran of any potential invaders to Iran.
All right?
That's just disgraceful.
It's just disgusting, disgraceful.
And we put these idiots into power.
Now you've got our president cutting and running, all right, cutting and running out here.
I don't know who he's pleasing at this point as far as this cutting and running is concerned.
But what, we're just going to eat the trillions of dollars that we spent liberating these people.
We're just going to, what, all the thousands of lives, American lives that were spent liberating these people, what, they were all for not?
It's ridiculous, folks.
Even the Brits paid America back the debts that were incurred when America went into World War II and saved their, for lack of a better term, tea-drinking asses.
All right?
And let me tell you something.
We want to thank you, Brits.
All right?
As a matter of fact, here.
Cheers to Britannia.
Thanks for paying back the debts that were incurred, us saving your asses from the goose steppers.
Let me go ahead and take a drink of this.
Good stuff.
But once again, folks, I am almost 80% sure that Iran is going to get hit up.
Iran is going to be struck by either Israel, America, or both.
All right.
And when this happens, you better be prepared for $10, $15 a gallon of gasoline.
And this is not a joke.
All right?
I'm not trying to be some hyper-sensationalist here.
All you have to do is look back in the archives and take a look at all the things that I prognosticated that said when I said they were going to come to pass have come to pass.
All right?
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost is the address if you don't believe me.
All right.
I'm the radio of record.
Anyway, let's get through the agricultural future, shall we?
We've got canola down today, $2.20, percentage decrease of 0.42%.
All right.
We've got cocoa down a buck today.
Not much of a decrease, but still a decrease.
We've got coffee down.
I mean, we're continuing this.
I'm just continuously seeing coffee receding from these high prices.
But are we seeing less prices at goddamn Starbucks?
Huh?
No.
All right.
No, we're not.
These stupid idiots.
Have you ever just cruised by a Starbucks like on a Friday or Saturday night?
It looks like the freaking bar, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
It looks like a singles bar, for Christ's sake.
And all these jerks, I don't know what it is.
All these jerks got to bring their laptops.
You know, they've got to pretend they're writing some fruity ass screenplay or, you know, they're writing their latest novel.
Or they're always pretending they're doing something productive when you know as well as I, they're probably unemployed, part of the 99% Occupy Wall Street protester jerk dicks.
All right?
But that aside, we're seeing some major retraction in the coffee futures.
Once again, coffee down $3.65, a percentage decrease of 1.50% on the day for coffee.
So let me tell you something right now.
For all you assholes that have to wake up in the morning and have to have your coffee, you know, you're these jerks that every time we run into you before you have your coffee, you give us the proverbial here, dude.
Just don't talk to me.
Shut up!
All right?
Let me tell you something right now.
I don't need coffee.
I hate to keep reiterating this.
I hate to keep beating a goddamn dead horse here, but goddamn it, I don't need coffee.
I'm naturally vigorated.
I'm naturally energized.
And you know what motivates me?
You know what keeps the energy flowing through the body?
You know what keeps the synapses sparking in the brain?
The love of the money.
And the obtaining of capital as well, folks.
Oh, the acquisition of capital.
I mean, that's all there is to it.
I don't need no freaking coffee.
All right.
I don't need some goddamn coffee bean that was picked by some guy in a sombrero and a donkey, all right, looking like cheese from Cheech and Chong.
I don't need that crap, all right?
I don't need that.
You know what I need?
I need some Johnny Walker blue label.
That's what I need.
Woo!
Johnny Walker blue label.
Because drinking, here's what I like to do.
Ah, good stuff.
Good stuff.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We got corn down today, even though we need it down even more, if you want my personal opinion.
Corn is down $2.75, a percentage decrease of 0.42% for corn.
And once again, the reason that we're seeing high corn prices is because of the government subsidies that are going to taking half of the corn yield and burning it.
Why?
So we can turn it into ethanol and have alternative energy for ethanol-based vehicles.
It's just stupid.
We're burning food.
Yeah, we're burning food, you know.
In the time in which people are out here supposedly camping out at these Occupy Wall Street protests, claiming that they're hungry, claiming that, yeah, we're part of the 99%, baby.
You're not understanding, baby.
My kids, I gotta feed my kids, baby.
You're not understanding.
In the midst of all this hoopla, we still have government giving our tax dollars so that we can burn half the corn yield to provide a supposed alternative energy to petroleum.
But if you look at the studies, folks, corn ethanol burns dirtier.
I repeat that.
It burns dirtier than actual petroleum.
Why are we continuing this?
Because we have soulless cash whores in Washington and it needs to stop.
Jesus Christ.
Where the hell am I, engineer?
I lost my goddamn, I lost the plate.
Where am I?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Cotton.
All right, cotton is down today, 14 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.14% on the day.
But once again, I don't know.
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I mean, did anybody see Amber Crombie Fitch's stock price?
Oh, my God.
It looks like a goddamn slide in a freaking water park going down, I mean, literally, it's at least lost, what, 20 or 30, 40%.
I don't even know how much percent in the past couple of weeks.
All right, and moreover, did you hear that asshole, that cannola-eating, disgusting-faced having grease ball an idiot walk from the Jersey shore?
Yeah, the situation.
Yeah, look at me.
I'm the situation over here.
I got big bulls.
I got one, two, three chicks in the hot tub over here.
Hot tub!
You got this asshole actually suing Amber Crombie Fitch because they were suing him because they didn't want him to wear the clothing line anymore.
I mean, believe it or not, the situation was actually ghetto-fying the Amber Crombie Fitch clothing line.
So the situation is suing them back, and it's becoming a real big debacle.
Anyway, the stock is just taking a horrible dive.
And I hope that has a lot to do with yours truly.
I hope that since the years I've been broadcasting, a lot of the fruit bowls that listen into this broadcast are starting to look at themselves in the mirror and realize that they shouldn't really be buying this crap.
They shouldn't be buying jeans that look like leggings.
You know what I'm saying?
They shouldn't be wearing shirts that are eight times too small that show off man boobs and cold nips on a cold Friday night.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
I'm starting to believe that maybe yours truly is finally starting to make an impact in this absolute pussification, this absolute and utter pussification of America that's being implemented right before our very eyes.
All right?
And I'd like to think that a lot of my commentary that I'm projecting on this broadcast is having a lot to do with that.
So let me go ahead and take a drink to that while I'm at it.
I don't want to get drunk before the damn show's over, but hey, let's take a drink for the fruit balls that used to buy this Amber Crombie Fitch nonsense that are finally turning their back on this crap and they're trying to figure out how to be a real man because unfortunately Mammy decided to leave their daddy and all they know how to do is talk like a bitch like Mammy.
I mean, let's be honest.
When you're a boy, all right, when you're a male and you're raised by single mothers, all right, who's going to raise you how to be like a man?
Who's going to throw football in the backyard with you, huh?
I mean, you know, who's going to tell you about the hardships of actually, you know, nutting up or shutting up when it comes to life itself?
No, it's not going to be mommy.
You know what mommy's going to do?
Mommy's going to be like, oh, look at my boy.
Oh, I love you.
And then she takes her, she takes the boy out to the social events that she likes to do as a single mom.
And what are those social events?
Well, they're other events that involve other single bimbos.
So here are these males witnessing these single mothers congregating with one another, having bitch talk.
And that's how these males are learning how to communicate for Christ's sake, all right?
They're watching mom bitch talk, and this is how these males are being raised today.
That's why every time you hear somebody call up to the broadcast, folks, and they try to be some kind of a troll terrorist, if they try to agitate the show or besmirch the show, you notice the over-feminine vernacular, you know, the over-feminine tenor of the vocal projection of that individual.
I mean, it's prominent.
It's prominent for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I didn't mean to go off on a tirade about that, but seriously, for all those that are being raised by single mothers, you need to sit down with your mother and ask her, hey, look, what the hell?
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All right?
I mean, obviously, you laid down with this man, let him penetrate your body, had him ejaculate in your uterine wall, and out came me nine months later.
What the hell happened after that, ma?
Anyway, I'm just saying maybe you need to just have a conversation with your mother and understand what's going on.
I'm just saying, all right?
I'm just saying.
Anyway, where the hell am I at?
I'm losing track.
I'm just going off Keister here.
Where am I at, engineer?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I'm at Weed Futures now.
Now, Weed Futures saw a major retraction today.
All right, they're down $15.50, a percentage decrease up 2.17% on the day.
Good God.
You know, I guess that means Iron Kids bread is going to be a little less in the next couple of weeks.
You know what I mean?
I hope some of you kids out there know that y'all are addicted to all this chicken nugget 99 cent meal crap.
But literally, if you're going to have yourself a sandwich, don't get that bleached white bread.
You know, I'm not trying to be a health nut.
I'm not trying to sound like Michelle Obama over here.
But seriously, if you need something with some kind of fiber that has a decent taste, a decent texture to it, Iron Kids bread.
Now, I wasn't paid by them to say that, but I think it's a very good bread to be eaten.
Literally, you eat two slices of bread, you're getting about close to 20% of fiber out of that some bitch, all right?
I'm just looking out for you, baby.
That's all.
I'm looking out for everybody.
It's it.
All right?
Just looking out for you.
Anyway, let's continue going out here.
I want to get through these goddamn markets.
We got sugar down today, 29 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.17% on the day.
Soybean futures are down $12.50, a percentage decrease of 1.04% on the day.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Did anybody see lumber today?
I mean, aside from oil, did anybody see lumber?
I mean, good God, lumber is up $5.
All right?
$5.
I guess there's a reason.
I mean, because, look, I was day trading today.
Homebuilders were up the roof.
If you happen to be day trading, there was some major liquid to be made today in the homebuilder sector.
So the lumber futures are definitely reflecting that.
It's up $5, a percentage increase of 2.19% on the day for lumber futures.
So go lumber.
We got oat futures down today, $3.50, a percentage decrease of 1.07%.
We've got soybean oil futures down 9 cents today.
And it looks like the bull-nosed bulldykes didn't come out today because the wool futures.
Did anybody see wool?
Wool is down $15, a percentage decrease of 1.14% on the day.
I mean, where's Rosie O'Donnell?
Where's Ellen DeGeneres?
Where's Queen Latifah?
Where's Jodi Foster's Knuckle, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're done with that.
Let's get to the metals, Shal.
Let's get to the metals.
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
Anyway, we got copper down today, $3.25, a percentage decrease of 0.92%.
And we pretty much anticipated that based upon the decreases in equities.
But let's get to gold, shall we?
Gold is also down today, $18.40, a percentage decrease of 1.03% on the day, which makes no freaking sense whatsoever.
I mean, traditional investors would view the equities market retraction today as a potential option to gain some profit in commodities.
I mean, that's just the way it used to be.
All right.
I mean, that's traditional investing back in the old days.
You know, when you saw the equities down, commodities would be up.
But is that happening?
Wrong.
It's not goddamn happening.
It's a helter-skelter market.
It's a bunch of pussy-whipped investors that don't know their assets from their elbow, for Christ's sake.
All right?
It's a helper-skelter type of a market here, man.
Anyway, silver is down.
Let me tell you something.
Every time I see silver down, I like it because I'm accumulating at this point in time.
I'm accumulating hard asset silver because, like I said, folks, I think that we're going to see a major pop in silver here within the next six to eight months.
Remember, we saw $50 Troy ounce silver prices in the springtime.
Y'all remember that?
Go back in the archive.
All right, if you don't believe me, blogtalkradio.com slash coach, we saw over $50 per troy ounce silver.
So right now, I'm going to accumulate as much physical silver as I possibly can, hold it, and when I start seeing that $50 resistance point, I'm going to see what's going to happen at that point in time.
I may unload a quarter of it.
I may unload half of it.
Keep the other half in physical assets until the potential other possible pop that could happen after that $50 resistance point, and then liquidate all of it.
All right?
And make more goddamn money, baby.
That's all it's about.
It's all about money.
Anybody who tries to tell you that it ain't about the money is a freaking loser.
All right?
You can tell them I said that.
Seriously.
Anybody who tells you that it's not about the money, that it's about, oh, it's about the family.
It's about whatever they're going to blow out their ass.
Let me tell you something right now.
It's all about the money.
All right?
I mean, it's all about the money.
Haven't you noticed in your friendships, folks, you've got friends and you're either the person that's actually depending on that friend for sustenance, for a ride to work, for extra capital, for, you know, if you need.
There's always a dependent friend is what I'm trying to say.
There's always one friend that's got their crap together, the other friend that's just a complete and utter degenerate loser.
And that's pretty much how friendships are, you know?
Pretty much friendships are based upon that particular model.
And I always say, why in the hell are you going to be a friend with somebody who's going to just drain money out your pocket and be nothing but a goddamn drama queen to your life?
All right?
I mean, those people that say that, oh, I hate this more than money go yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I bet you money that, you know, your family comes to you for your capital, you know?
And you're one of these idiots that are like, well, it's my family.
I got to lend it to them.
And then you end up on one of these goddamn court shows that we see during the day.
Let me tell you something.
Money isn't everything.
It's the only thing.
All right?
Obtaining capital, owning assets, it's the only thing.
And anybody who doesn't agree with that, I'm telling you right now, I could buy your mother.
All right?
I could buy your freaking mother right now.
I could start pulling out wads of cash.
I could start pulling out gold jewelry with diamonds.
I could start pulling out whatever the hell she wants.
And I guarantee you, your mother at some point will have a damn price, and she'll drop trowel and do whatever it takes to fulfill the obligation to obtain what I've got.
I mean, hey, that's all there is to it.
All you people that are sitting here saying, oh, that's not right.
My mother's not for sale.
What do you talk about?
Your mother's not for sale.
How the hell did you come into existence, huh?
How the hell do you think you were born?
Your old man gave her the whole thing.
Hey, I've got things going for myself.
I got a car over here.
You know, I've got myself a little apartment.
How the hell do you think that you were born?
Do you think that your mother really thought that your dad was some kind of a swell guy, huh?
Was your dad a regular Don Juan?
I mean, Jesus Christ, give me a freaking break.
All right?
How was your dad like there serenading to her, reading poetry from afar while she stood from a window listening in?
I mean, it's just crap.
It's crap.
So I'm telling you right now, all you people that are saying that money isn't everything, I could own your mother.
You know it, and I know it.
All right?
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I don't mean to get off Keister here.
Anyway, silver is down 75 cents today.
A percentage decrease of 2.18% on the day, which is good because I'm accumulating it at this point in time.
Closing out silver at $33.70 per Troy ounce of silver, baby.
All right?
Let's continue going.
All right.
Let's get to the livestock.
Live cattle is down today.
$2.
Excuse me.
Down $0.02.
Not $2.
It's down two pennies today.
A percentage decrease of 0.02%.
But Cattle Feeder is up.
Cattle feeder is up today, 17 cents, a percentage increase of 0.12%.
And for all you fat, jelly-ass, greasy-ass hambon, fat, jelly-ass, greasy, smelly hambones.
All you assholes that like to shove a couple of ham bones down your goddamn gullets, Lean Hog is down modestly today, 60 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.67%.
And once again, let me tell you something right now, all right?
Short-term play of Lean Hog here, all right?
We're heading into the heading down the stretch.
I mean, goddamn, I didn't realize Thanksgiving is next week for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, my wife, she's decorating the whole schmear.
You know, she does it every year, man.
She blows all kinds of money.
She likes to decorate our place to look like the cover of a freaking pottery barn magazine or a catalog.
And once again, the whole reason is so that we can have the festivities, have the family over.
But I can't stand it, to be honest with you.
You know?
I can't stand the family coming over, mooching off me, sucking up to me for more free donation.
Because are they happy with the shindig that my wife is putting together with my capital?
I mean, do they appreciate the scene?
Do they appreciate the spread?
No, they don't.
They don't appreciate any of this crap.
You know what they do?
They utilize holidays as an opportunity to emotionally mooch off of me.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, every goddamn holiday, I got my family coming over, and they just unload their ridiculous personal problems at the damn dinner table like I give two rats asses.
But the only reason they do that, us capitalists, we know why they do that.
They do it because, oh, I need help.
I need money.
Shut up, all right?
Who doesn't need money?
All right?
Suck it up.
Go out there and get a goddamn job.
Jesus Christ, just enjoy the fact that I'm giving your ass a free turkey, all right, you asshole.
Just be happy with the fact that you're out here what looks like a pottery barn cover of a catalog.
You're dining in it.
Just be appreciative that you're even invited to something like this, you ungrateful pricks.
And you people can sit over here and say that, oh, my God, I can't believe he's talking that way about my family, about his own family.
You're goddamn right I am, all right?
Now, I'm not talking about my wife.
I'm not talking about my kids.
You know, that's my inner circle.
You understand?
I mean, my family, my intermediate family, would follow me into hell.
All right?
So I'll do whatever it takes for them.
I'm not talking about them.
I'm talking about the aunts and the uncles and the cousins and all these jerk asses.
That's who I'm talking about.
All right?
That's what I'm talking about.
These jerk dicks that come over with their kids.
You know what I mean?
They come over and they try to bloviate about their ridiculous, useless lives.
Oh, yeah, I actually got a promotion from enema bag cleaning to cleaning the secretions off the floor of a Triple X theater.
Shut up.
We don't care.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be going off Keystreet, folks.
I'm just not looking forward to the holidays, man.
As a matter of fact, I'm not looking forward to the holidays so much.
I'm considering doing a Thanksgiving special.
Yeah.
That's right.
Well, all the families in the other room over there, you know, hogging on all the festivities and all the goddamn food that came out of my pocket.
I'm considering doing a goddamn Thanksgiving special so that, you know, all the folks, all the true capitalists that are out there listening to this broadcast, they can listen to the True Capitalist radio show with their families so they can actually listen to something instead of talking to each other.
Because let's be honest, you don't want to talk to each other.
I mean, what is family talking at holidays anyway, huh?
Oh, well, Billy, he's actually going for the Spelling Bee contest in Washington, D.C., and he's going to be away.
I mean, they're all bloviating about their stupid, dumbass kids.
They're all bloviating about the stupid trip they took that put it on credit.
It's not even theirs to begin with.
They all bloviate about their stupid, dumb garbage that I don't care about.
You know, I don't care about for Christ's sake.
But, you know, I've got to sit here and play the role, right?
You're going to, oh, really?
Oh, that's great.
Oh, you don't say.
Really?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It's stupid, man.
I mean, do we really have to play this game as modern human beings at this point in time?
I mean, it feels so primitive, man.
You know what I'm saying?
It feels so freaking primitive.
You know, getting with people that you would have, you don't even want to kick it with these people all year.
And then we designate some sacred time where we're going to have big feasts and, you know, large periods of time with these people.
And we expect what?
What do we expect out of this?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
What do we expect out of this?
Why do you think there's always family disturbances?
You got domestic violence up the ass every holiday season.
Why do you think this happens?
Because the true feelings come out.
You know what I'm saying?
The true feelings come out.
You put some liquor in these idiots.
They start saying, I never liked you because you had so much better than me.
And it's not fair.
I mean, it all comes out.
You know, I fucked your husband.
I mean, it all starts coming out for Christ's sake.
And before you know it, somebody's got the goddamn carving knife in somebody's ass.
I mean, I just, I'm sorry for going off on this tirade about goddamn holiday season.
I'm just not looking forward to it, all right?
I'm not looking forward to it.
Enough With Twitter Shoutouts00:05:39
And I'm considering doing a Thanksgiving Day special, true conservative radio style.
I'm considering it, all right?
I mean, I'm serious.
I might even, you know, I'll tell you what, I might even do a Thanksgiving special.
And I might even take the damn microphone into the damn festivity area that we're going to be designating to have all the family over.
And I want you to just hear the crap.
You know, oh, Billy is just doing so great.
He's just going out there and just shut your stupid mouth.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, I'm sorry for going off, Keester.
I'm just not looking forward to the holidays.
Anyway, that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
And before we get into anything else, I hate to even ask this goddamn engineer for Christ's sake because, you know, me and this guy, we're not really.
There's a little bit of tension, to say the least, between me and the engineer, all right?
Because of the last broadcast, he decided to just pull rank and decided to just take control.
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't even want to mention it.
I don't even want to highlight it.
But he knows why me and him are having some tension here.
even asked, are there any goddamn Twitter shoutouts that we need to give out out here?
Well, according to him, we do have Twitter shoutouts.
And for you folks that don't know, well, you need to follow me on Twitter right now.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All one word.
No underscores, folks.
All right, here, let me go ahead and post it on here.
Here it is.
All right, ghost politics.
And all you have to do is retweet the first tweet on that Twitter account.
And I will give you a goddamn shout-out right here, right now, here on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right?
All one word, no underscores, baby.
All right?
Hold on.
These idiots are posting other goddamn Twitter account names.
I'm kicking your asses out.
Kick them out, engineer.
Kick those assholes out.
Kick them out.
Kick them all out.
Kick their asses out.
Piece of crap.
Anyway, folks, let me go ahead and give some shout-outs here.
Let's take it from the top here.
We got Geno Blast in the house.
We've got Weed Hacks.
We've got, I'm not going to say that, you stupid idiot.
We got Mike Ox broken.
Who else we got?
We got Top Badge.
We got Dimitri Smirnoff.
We got some idiots named I'm a Lizard.
What's up with you idiots in this fixation on lizards and lizard men and reptilians and all this other crap?
I mean, don't you know that David Icke's a nut job, you idiots?
This is a guy who thinks he talks to God.
That God talked to him in South America and gave him this hidden knowledge about reptilians and lizardmen and all this other sh crap.
I mean, enough of that crap, all right?
Enough.
Anyway, we got Vespers a snake.
We've got Bailick got caned.
Ah, you sons of bitches.
You see, I mean, you know, the good Bailick got caned for Christ's sake.
I mean, it continues.
You understand that?
This modern-day media lynching on my man, Herman Sugar Cain, continues for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's on the mainstream media, it's on the internet, it's on these stupid goddamn troll terrorists, for Christ's sake.
Damn it.
I mean, pisses me off, man.
I mean, you understand, we need an administration change, assholes.
All right, we need an administration change.
Moreover, moreover, give me that, Mike.
Give me that.
Freaking mic here.
Moreover, we need to nominate a candidate that's going to run against Barack Obama that's going to eliminate David Axelrod and his Trump card of racism.
That's right, racism.
All right?
Yeah.
You remember in 2008, for Christ's sake, man?
I mean, if you were against Barack Obama, if you were against his candidacy, if you were against anything that he had to say, well, then by God, you were racist.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
If you were against anything that he said, if you were against the yes, we can, if you were against any of that, you were a racist.
Yeah.
But let me tell you something right now.
When they elect my man, my man, Herman Sugar Kane, he's going to eliminate that whole goddamn race car garbage out of Barack Obama's sleaze ball agitation book.
Yeah.
He's going to eliminate the whole Trump card of racism right out of David Axelrod's pocket.
So that's why I'm saying my man Herman Kane needs to be the nominee for the GOP, baby.
Occupy Wall Street Eviction00:15:27
Moves like a butterfly, sings like a bee.
His name is Sherman Kane or Herman Kane.
And you didn't know it, D. Jesus Christ.
I've had about enough.
I've had about a goddamn enough of the Twitter shout-outs.
I'm not giving any more Schwitter shout-outs to these idiots.
They're flustering me.
They're pissing me off.
And I don't belie I know I said Sherman King.
Herman King.
You know what I meant, you assholes.
Anyway, I want to hear from you folks.
646-652-4869.
Let's get to the first order of business.
You know, the first goddamn subject matter on the broadcast, and I'm talking about Occupy Wall Street.
That's right.
I'm talking a little bit about Occupy Wall Street because what happened?
Huh?
Nana Nana.
Nana Nana.
Hey, hey, hey.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, Occupy Wall Street.
Nana Nana.
Nana Nana.
Hey, hey, hey.
Goodbye.
Good night, sweet prince.
Goodbye, Occupy Wall Street.
It's about time that you idiots got evicted, not only from Oakland and Portland, Atlanta, but from Zakati Park.
That's right.
They evicted these dumbasses that went to Zakati Park and were camped out there making it into a biohazard situation.
The police finally took force and got them the hell out of there.
But it's not over, folks.
No, no, it's not over.
Tomorrow they're planning for some big march.
They're all going to meet at, I believe, Zakati Park once again at 7 a.m. tomorrow.
All right.
Then, supposedly, they're going to go all march in concert down to Wall Street and supposedly prohibit the traders from going into stock market.
Yeah.
And then after that, supposedly they're going to go down to the Brooklyn Bridge and they're going to stop traffic.
This is what they're going to do.
They've already said it.
This is what these Occupy Wall Street assholes are going to do.
And let me tell you something right now.
I think that the organizers to these ridiculous, dumbass Occupy Wall Street events should be thrown in prison.
All right?
I mean, they're organizing chaotic events.
They're disturbing civilization and decent society for no freaking reason whatsoever.
This is not some protest.
All right?
This is not some protest.
This is a bunch of vagabonds and bums and losers given an opportunity to occupy public arenas, public parks, public spaces, so they can go out and have orgies, so they can do drugs openly in the middle of the street.
So that, I don't know, I mean, they're raping people now out there at these events.
They're pimping girls out there at these.
I mean, it's just a disgusting disgrace what happened in this Occupy Wall Street nonsense.
Hey, Occupy Wall Street dickheads.
You want to see a real protest?
Take a look at those minorities out there in Alabama that are protesting against the racist legislation of those rednecks out there in Alabama.
That's a real protest, you jerk dicks.
All right?
They have a reason.
There's an intellectual foundation for their civil disobedience.
They actually can convey their ideas whenever there's a damn microphone in their faces.
So on and so forth.
So, hey, you dicks from Occupy Wall Street.
Take a look at what these damn minorities are doing in Alabama.
Take some notice, take some notes, and learn something, you stupid idiot.
All right?
I mean, you know, we're even importing our own protesters.
That's how bad America is when it comes to its own work ethic.
I mean, even the protesters.
I mean, even the protesters are immigrants out here, and they're doing it a lot better than America.
Sounds a lot like America's work ethic, doesn't it?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, ding-dong, the witch is dead.
Goodbye, Occupy Wall Street.
All right?
Goodbye.
I'm going through changes.
Say goodbye.
Anyway, I don't know why I threw in that stupid Aussie verse.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We're talking about Occupy Wall Street.
We're talking about them getting evicted from Zakati Park, and I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Now, before we get calls, before we take calls, folks, I want to remind everybody that we have a lot of people, a lot of agitators, a lot of milky liquors that are going to try to deviate the conversation that's being projected on this broadcast to something ridiculous, something trivial.
But we cannot allow these liberal, feminist, homosexual, whatever kind of agitator that they are, we've got to prohibit them from deviating the goddamn broadcast into another direction.
Because this goddamn broadcast is serious business.
And for these idiots to make a mockery of it is not only disrespectful to me, but it's disrespectful to the tens of thousands of capitalists that listen to this broadcast throughout the world.
All right?
It's disrespectful, and that's all there is to it.
Stupid milky liquors.
All right?
And I deserve more respect than the kind of crap that you idiots project on this broadcast.
All right?
I mean, I shouldn't even be here.
All right.
I could be on 6th Street.
I've said this time and time again.
I could be on 6th Street millettime, baby.
That's what I could be, but instead, what am I doing?
I'm here trying to do a broadcast because I get so many people tweeting me up, got so many people emailing me saying, Come on, Ghost.
I want to hear you do a broadcast.
I love you.
I love you.
Anyway, folks, before we take calls, I want to remind everybody that we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like goddamn wildfire.
Tell everybody you know, you milky liquor.
And for all you lazy pricks that are.
No, I just don't want to do that.
There's all kinds of little buttons underneath the damn player there, all right?
There's all kinds of little Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons, Google this buttons, share this buttons.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I want to take your calls, folks.
646-652-4869.
We're talking about Occupy Wall Street.
They are now evicted.
Tomorrow, supposedly, they're going to go down.
They're going to congregate in Zakati Park tomorrow at 7 a.m.
They're going to go down to the damn Wall Street area and prohibit stock traders from entering Wall Street.
Then they're going to go out and block the Brooklyn Bridge and all this.
It's just, it's disgusting, it's disgraceful, and it needs to be stopped.
All right?
And I hope tomorrow the NYPD starts busting heads out there, literally.
I mean, they're going to start busting heads as far as I'm concerned.
Jesus Christ.
646-652-4869.
I want to hear from you.
Let's take some calls right now.
Do we got any calls, engineer?
Yay, sir.
All right, we're going to take some calls right now.
Let me see.
Area code 847, you're on the horn.
What's going on?
Sherman Kane is his Illuminati too.
Did you know that?
No, it's this Illuminati idiot for Christ's sake.
Do you actually believe this crappy dumb foreigner?
Yes, I do inde in fact believe that he is one of the representatives of the Illuminati.
You don't even know what you're get this idiot kick.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Look, we're not gonna turn true capitalist radio into the dumbass, ridiculous sideshow program that you hear uh on Alex Jones' show.
Do you understand that?
All right, uh, you know, I find it funny that, you know, Alex Jones and I, we live in the same city, you know, and he's goddamn lucky that I don't ever see this guy walking around because I'd have to have I'd have a few words with him.
You know, I mean, I'm not gonna get violent with a man, you know, because I've never seen him get violent or, you know, I've seen him advocate chaos.
I've seen him try to spur on fear and, you know, unrest, that sort of thing.
And I'd like to talk to him about it.
But, you know, I'm out here on 6th Street all the time, baby.
This is my hood here, you know?
I mean, I got an office on one side of 6th Street and my house on the other side of 6th Street, baby.
Anyway, let's take some calls here.
Let's see.
We're talking about Occupy Wall Street.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Area code 901, you're on the horn.
Hello.
Yeah, what's going on?
I'm a member of Occupy Wall Street, and I thought you might have some questions for me since you don't approve of it.
Okay, first question, are you a boy or a girl?
I am a boy.
Too bad.
You're too fruity to be on this broadcast.
Get him off, engineer.
Give me a freaking break.
Jesus Christ.
I bet you Jerry Sandusky's probably listening to this broadcast saying, oh, my God, he's over there.
He's in Occupy Wall Street.
What have I been doing over here at Penn State, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Look, we're supposed to be talking about Occupy Wall Street here.
They got evicted from Zakati Park.
I want to hear from somebody that's supposedly down with us.
I mean, we've been begging for somebody to call that's down with this crap, but they have yet to call because, well, if I were them, I'd be afraid of me too.
But if you're not going to be down with them, I want to hear some actual substance about this because I think that they need to be evicted.
Not only evicted, but if they come back tomorrow, NYPD, tear gas, pepper scray, bust head.
That's all I got to say.
Let's take some more callers here.
Area code 717, you're on the horn.
Edward Troll down in Trollville loved Christmas a lot.
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
We don't want to hear your stupid little story.
All right.
What do you think you're going to get goddamn published on here?
What do you think Jeff Bezos from Amazon.com is listening, gonna sign you to a deal?
You stupid, dumb idiot.
What do you want to play?
Mad Libs now?
I mean, look at how fruity they're trying to turn my broadcast.
They want to play Mad Libs.
You know?
Oh, gosh, let's play Mad Libs.
Once upon a time, there was a pony that pranced around in Celestia.
Then all of a sudden he got his ass kicked by Donkey Kong.
Shut up.
We're supposed to be talking about Occupy Wall Street, ass clowns.
Do you understand that?
That's what we're supposed to be talking about.
See, these idiots deviating the conversation.
Do you hear this, folks?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
We got Occupy This.
What's up?
Finally, you put me on.
Dude, I'm so sick of these pony kids.
Well, go for it.
What's going on?
What do you have to say?
I'm so sick of this Occupy situation, and then we got this whole Sampa thing bill going on.
It's just a total mess.
Well, yeah, it's a total mess.
But you see, this is exactly what the government wants.
I mean, it was the government itself.
It was Barack Obama and all his cronies out there that initiated the agitation of this Occupy Wall Street nonsense.
Because let's be honest, when Occupy Wall Street first started, there was only a couple of hundred vagabonds, stupid, dumbass kids with nothing to do out there, you know, banging on a drum.
All right.
But then all of a sudden, these organizers that were tied to Barack Obama from Acorn, from the unions, so on and so forth, they started hopping on this bandwagon.
And ever since then, they've been agitating this whole situation.
And this is why you have unrest on top of which, we have everybody in America bamboozled by this Occupy Wall Street, Jerry Sandusky, and all this other crap.
You've got the government trying to increase its power.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, what did the government try to do?
It's trying to stop health food from being distributed out there in American public schools.
Yeah.
Yeah, they actually, you know, are stopping some kind of a bill that's going to help kids be less fat in the ass and actually provide them an apple or a pear or something.
And they stop that in the Congress so that they can continue serving pizza and french fries.
All right.
I mean, first of all, the government needs to stay the hell out of nutrition.
They just need to step off completely.
But as we continue to agitate the situation with Occupy Wall Street, the more and more we get infatuated with these ridiculous extracurricular stories, we take our eye off the ball, and the ball is these dumbass soulless cash whores in Washington that are incrementally increasing their goddamn power.
All right?
And SOPA, all right, the Stop Online Piracy Act, is just another form of government totalitarianism being implemented upon the American people in an incremental fashion.
And that's all there is to it.
All right?
And you know what?
We'll get to it later on.
We'll get to it in a second.
You got anything to add, Occupy this?
Yeah, I just wanted to say that Meredith Vieira is a total cancer on the society, just like Occupy Wall Street and El Foxa logo.
I hear you, man.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, I'm glad that Meredith Vieira retired.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I'm not really happy with the new, you know, with the Vietnamese chick or the new broad that they got.
Now, I'm not too happy about that, but, you know, Meredith Vieira, those frown lines, they were getting to me.
I don't know about you, but they were getting to me.
Anyway, thanks for calling, man.
We got Area Code 417.
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Well, I have two things to tell you.
I was listening to Alex Jones and he stole your idea of Radio Graffiti.
What?
Alex Jones stole your idea of Radio Graffiti.
Are you kidding me?
No.
God damn, Alex Jones.
God damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
God damn you, Alex Jones.
Stop ripping me off, you stupid moron.
Freaking Alex Jones, for Christ's sake, yeah.
Yeah, freaking Alex Jones.
I know you're listening, you fat portly bastard.
I know you're listening.
Damn it!
I know you're listening!
I know you're listening, you fat, portly piece of crap.
Stop ripping me off, Alex.
Hey, just because you're losing your steam with your over-hyper-sensationalization of fear, doesn't mean that you have to sit here and rip me off, you fat bastard.
Jesus Christ.
Freaking Alex Jones freaking ripping me off.
Calling True Capitalists Today00:05:46
Get in a night.
Get out.
Let me tell you something.
All right?
I am calling on all true capitalists.
All right?
I'm calling on all true capitalists to troll the hell out of Alex Jones' show for ripping me off.
That's the target right there.
All you troll terrorists that are out here, you're like, hey, what do I do?
I don't know what to do.
I got nothing to do.
Alex freaking fat jolliac potbelly Jones for Christ's sake.
Damn it.
God damn it.
Give me the mic.
Give me the cockad.
Give me a freaking mic for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something.
Alex, you better stop ripping me off, you piece of crap.
All right?
I'm warning you, you know, just as much as I have taken the necessary precautions and the necessary steps to get punitive damages out of these troll terrorists, same thing applies to you there, Alex.
You stupid, fat, polypot-bellied bastard.
Anyway, that's enough.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, going off Easter about that fat bastard.
We're supposed to be talking about Occupy Wall Street.
We're supposed to be talking about them getting evicted and never coming back again.
All right, that's what we should be talking about.
And I want to hear from you.
Jesus Christ.
My heart's beating like a freaking rabbit.
Anyway, 646-692-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Huh?
You milky liquors.
I want to hear from you.
Jesus Christ, I can't catch my breath.
Oh, jeez.
Area coach 781, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost.
I just want to talk about Wall Street real quick.
I heard they're eating this one type of food on Wall Street.
They keep eating this food called hambone a la ghost.
I heard stupid, fruity bastard.
Screw you!
And screw you assholes that are out there making these remixes, calling me a hambone, all right?
Screw you, bastards.
I'm not a freaking hambone, all right?
I'm not a freaking hambone.
I'm serious.
I'm not playing.
This is not a joke, alright?
The whole reason why I brought the whole hambone movement into effect is so that you idiots that are walking the malls, you're walking the supermarkets, and you happen to creep up on one of these fat, jelly-ass bastards in one of these motor scooters, these hover rounds.
You know what I'm talking about?
All right?
Instead of getting in direct confrontation with these people, because you could possibly go to jail for a hate crime nowadays, and instead of calling the fat, jelly, tubberlard bastards that they are, just pass by them and don't even make any eye contact with them.
Just go pass by them and just say, Hambo.
Fat, jelly-ass, greasy, smelly, hambo.
All right, it's that simple.
That's the whole reason why I even brought into existence, the concept of the freaking hambone movement.
But look at you idiots.
You're sitting over here, you're making goddamn YouTube videos, remixes.
You're freaking calling me a hambone for Christ's sake.
I'm not a freaking hambone!
Not a freaking hambone!
Jesus Christ.
Not a freaking hambone, assholes.
Give me the mic.
Give me the hand bone, assholes, all right?
Give me a drink.
Give me my drink.
Christ.
Because these idiots are pissing me off.
Give me another...
Give me a double drink for Christ's sake.
I'm not a freaking hambone.
We're supposed to be talking about goddamn Occupy Wall Street, but unfortunately, we got these troll terrorists who insist upon deviating the program into some other subject or some other direction.
So I'm going to take your calls here: 646-652-4869.
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Area code 303, you're on the horn.
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
All I have to say is, about damn time, they evict those freaking retards.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
I mean, they were not only just retarded, I mean, they were out there making it a biohazard situation.
They were crapping, pissing, and throwing up in the streets.
They were raping people.
Wasting Time on Protests00:07:52
They were slashing people.
I mean, it was thievery.
It was a disgusting hellhole.
So you're absolutely right.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, God, why didn't they get out there sooner?
I mean, like you say, tear gas, something.
I don't know.
Yeah, you're goddamn right, man.
Tear gas.
I'm talking about busting heads.
I mean, it's what you have to do.
There is no purpose for this vagabond revolution.
It's nothing more than a bunch of bums and a bunch of losers with nothing else better to do and no ambitions.
They just want to sit around and exist because they know that there's always going to be somebody there to give them some food.
There's always going to be somebody there to take care of them.
And we just need to finally stop with this misdirected empathy of just allowing these stupid losers to get us with misdirected emotion.
All right?
I mean, these losers are living in a country where they have an opportunity that isn't available to like at least 75% of the world.
Alright?
But these assholes insist that, oh, it's such I can't do it.
I have no opportunities and I can't get it.
Are you kidding me?
Why do you think you've got illegal immigrants coming into this country working below minimum wage, you lazy pricks?
They're working below minimum wage, and they're able to accumulate capital to the point where they're actually becoming an economic impact in America.
And if you don't believe me, well, did you all watch the World Series?
Have y'all watched a game on Sunday for the football?
You're seeing Spanish-speaking-only advertisements being broadcasted during these types of games.
Why?
I'll tell you why.
Because the immigrant demographic that exclusively speaks Spanish is actually becoming an economic impact in this country.
They're actually going out and spending money.
They're buying products as opposed to these losers here in America that are out here just, let's be honest.
I mean, they're just, you know, mumbling and stumbling around out here.
I mean, these are the type of people that just want to just sit at home, shove food down their gullet like a damn garbage disposal without any kind of responsibility whatsoever.
It's a disgrace.
So anytime I hear somebody in America piss and moan about, oh, I don't have the opportunity, so it's so hard out here in America.
Shut up, all right?
All right, I feel sorry for not one, not one American asshole in America claiming that they're having hard times.
All right?
The only reason that you're having hard times is because of all the decisions you made in life that put you in the predicament that you're in.
You know?
Having children that you couldn't afford.
Paying debts or having debts that no honest man can pay.
You understand?
I mean, you know, buying $250,000 houses on $25,000 a year income.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, you need to look at yourself in the mirror.
You need to look at yourself in the goddamn mirror if you're out here blaming anybody for anything.
Because you can't get the type of opportunity that you have in this country.
That's all there is to it.
All right?
And let me tell you something.
I said this once and I'll say it again.
My ass bleeds for the so-called Poe in America.
Oh, yeah.
Let me play the world's smallest violin.
Oh, yeah.
The Poe in America.
I mean, you know who I feel sorry for, you stupid jerk dicks?
The people in the third world that don't even have a goddamn meal at one meal a month.
I mean, you know, you can see their skin hanging from their bones.
They don't even have clean water, you ungrateful dicks.
You know?
I mean, that's who I feel sorry.
I don't feel sorry for you ungrateful American pieces of self-loathing, self-deprecating, lack of work ethic, having pieces of trash.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What are you going to say about Occupy Wall Street and them getting evicted from Zakati Park?
I want to hear from you.
Area Coach 716, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Well, I think Occupy Wall Street, they're just a bunch of bums who takes advantage of people.
I mean, they're out there wasting their time.
Nothing's going to happen.
Plus, they only have a life.
I mean, they're doing this because they only have a job.
I think you know what I mean, right?
Now, of course, I mean, not only do they not have a job, they don't have any intellect.
I mean, every time there's a microphone shoved in the faces of one of these damn vagabonds at these Occupy Wall Street protests, they can't articulate what it is that they're protesting.
You know, they can't elaborate on what it is that they're against, for Christ's sake.
You know, on the contrary, you know, when every time that you hear somebody interviewed at these Occupy Wall Street protests, what do they say?
Oh, we need free education.
Why do they want free education?
Because they got $80,000 in student loans.
Huh?
Oh, we need to feed and clothe everybody that's in existence.
I mean, you stupid idiots, that goes against the very realm that we're living in here on this earth.
I mean, I hate to keep beating a dead horse, but every goddamn living organism has to kill and eat another living organism to survive.
But because humanity happens to be on the top of the food chain, all of a sudden we've got these disgusting, despicable romanticists that believe that, oh, every human being is God's special creature.
Oh, we got to clothe and house and feed and meh, meh, meh.
Give me a freaking break.
This is why we need capitalism, the purest form of capitalism, because it separates the weak from the wise.
It separates those that actually want to take charge and carve their destiny out of their own free will and those that just want to go by the wayside and just exist and be in the gutters where they belong.
That's what we need.
All you idiots that can't make it in capitalism, well, that's because you're a loser.
You know, all you people that are like, I don't like capitalism.
I was never good at it.
Well, maybe there's a reason why you're not good at it because maybe you shouldn't be good at it.
You know, maybe social Darwinism is trying to implement its play on you.
All right?
Because if you're too lazy to go out and figure out how to be a revenue generator, if you're too lazy to figure out how to maneuver yourself in this capitalist system, well, then why in the hell should anybody go out and help your sorry ass?
All right?
I mean, you can't even help yourself.
So why the hell should anybody go out and help you?
I mean, that's one question I have never got answered by any of these communists or collectivists.
All right?
You can't even help yourself.
How in the hell do you think that you're going to help a collective?
And you know what?
They can't say anything because they're stupid.
They're idiots.
Anyway, that's enough of Occupy Wall Street.
These people are idiots.
They're dumb.
I spit on them.
I hope that the goddamn NYPD starts busting heads, brings out the fire hoses, the goddamn tear gas, all of it, because they're stupid.
Anyway, let me move on here.
I want to talk a little bit about how these goddamn GOP candidates are in a dead heat out here.
Why Gingrich Hangs Up Calls00:05:54
I mean, did anybody hear that we've got Mitt Romney, Herman Kane, and Newt Gingrich tied in the latest poll for Christ's sake?
Newt freaking Gingrich?
I mean, I talked about this on the last broadcast.
I mean, Newt Gingrich, folks, I mean, did we not forget that this asshole served his wife divorce papers while she was in the hospital getting treated with cancer so he could leave his wife on a goddamn cancer bed so he can go with his damn intern?
I mean, Gingrich, you idiots.
This is the guy who's talking garbage on the debates, all this anti-Freddie Mac, Fannie Mae shit.
Meanwhile, he's collecting $1.6 million in consulting fees from the same institutions that he's criticizing.
I mean, give me a break, man.
And then you got Mitt Romney over here, you know, basically saying whatever it takes to see if he can get himself elected.
I mean, this guy, you're talking about, you know, flip-flopping.
Good Lord.
And then we got Ron Paul.
Jesus Christ with these Ron Paul assholes.
Well, you know, he's an American dollar.
Is this going on with Jim Sugar?
Shut up!
I mean, just imagine waking up and having to hear a press conference from a president like Ron Paul.
Well, I don't know what we're going to do.
You know, we're going to go out there.
We can do that who's going out there.
And he said, shut your stupid stinking shut up.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about the GOP dead heat here?
All right?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some calls here.
We got 781.
What's up?
Hey, ghost, when I listen to you, I get a ham boner.
You sound like a little fruity ass bastard that's getting your asshole pucker just listening, you stupid fruity prick.
All right.
Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack, boy.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We got Note Party.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
You're just playing with your pecker shaft for Christ's sake.
Who else?
I mean, is this thing on for Christ's sake?
I mean, what the hell's going on here?
I mean, did somebody post on the deaf mute forum?
Hey, come on down over here.
Listen to the damn radio.
Give him a call.
Stupid idiot.
Here we go.
We got Ryan Parsons.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
I'm going to get engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns.
Was that funny, Ryan?
Hey, engineer, was that funny?
Major freaking fail.
Major freaking fail.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on.
Come on.
510, what's up?
Hey, 510, what the hell?
I can hear you breathing.
What the hell's your problem?
Oh, ghost, I'm just jacking off to you.
I just want to suck your big-ass motherfucking cock.
Oh!
Hey, hey, how about do I just give your number out?
How long the gay people call you?
How about that?
510-379-7510.
Hey!
Oh!
What happened now?
He got scared.
He goes, No, what the hell?
You stupid fruity bastard.
Call that fruity bastard back, engineer.
Call his ass back.
We're not going to sit over here and allow this son of a bitch to call up and act like some goddamn disgusting fruit bowl.
Call his ass back.
Call this idiot back.
Hello?
Hey, what's your problem?
That's my problem.
I was just describing you as a friend.
Yeah, right.
I'll tell you what, since you want to be so friendly, I don't go there, but there's a whole bunch of homosexuals that listen to the broadcast.
How about I just give your number out right now?
All the homosexuals that listen to this show will give you a call and give you a finger-banging session or whatever the hell it is that you want there, you fruity-ass milky liquor.
Why you gotta go that way?
I was just trying to discuss a friendship and a email.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
What you want is you want somebody to chew you up your goddamn puckered anal passage, and I don't play that.
All right, you stupid fruity ass.
So why don't I just go ahead and give out your number right now?
I'll give out your number, and everybody out here that's listening will go and call you, and you can have a goddamn phone circle jerk for all I care.
No, no, ghost.
I just want to be with you.
No, no, okay.
I'll tell you what.
Let's just say the number out right now, okay?
Everybody.
Five, one, zero, three, seven, nine.
Oh, he hung up again on back, engineer.
He was laughing.
He was laughing.
He's laughing, for Christ's sake.
Call him back.
Hello?
Hey, why do you keep hanging up, boy?
Herman Cain And Marijuana00:08:01
I know.
I didn't mean.
Well, actually, I did.
Yeah, I bet you did.
You sound like a fat ass, too, for Christ's sake.
Are you a little fat ass?
Ghost, I'm not fat.
No, come on.
I can hear the lard stuck in your windpipe every time you breathe, for Christ's sake.
It's like, I mean, come on, you're a fat, jelly-ass bastard.
I can hear it.
All right.
So I tell you what, why don't I get your jelly ass some action?
It's obvious that's what you want.
Why don't I just go ahead and give your number out?
All right?
510-379, can I go on?
Oh, he's hanging up.
He's scared.
This guy's scurred.
He's scurred.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about how the GOP polls have the candidates in a dead heat.
But since nobody really wants to talk about that, I want to talk about something near and dear to my heart.
And I'm talking about my man, Herman Sugarcane, baby.
Woo!
That's right.
Let me tell you something.
This disgusting liberal media continues the media lynching of my man Herman Sugarcane.
I mean, I've never seen somebody take so much scrutiny before.
But the reason that the media continues to harp on my man Herman Sugarcane is because they are afraid.
All right?
I mean, let's be honest.
The whole goddamn media was in the tank for Obama.
All right?
They were in the tank for Obama.
You know it and I know it.
And they're afraid that Herman Sugar Cain is going to take away their racist Trump card.
Yeah.
They're afraid that, you know, Herman Sugarcane could possibly be a major threat to the reelection of Barack Obama.
All right?
I mean, they can't throw the race card if they have to run against Herman Sugarcane, baby.
All right?
You know it and I know it.
But as you can see, not only have they, and when I mean they, I'm talking about the liberal media, not only have they tried to character assassinate him by putting up these disgusting look-alike plastic surgery burn victim faced blonde bimbos on the television set saying, oh, he touched my gown.
All right, on top of doing that, now they caught Herman Cain trying to gather his thoughts because let's be honest, I mean, the campaign trail was rough.
I mean, you don't understand what it takes to run a campaign as somebody running for president.
You know what I mean?
Seriously.
I mean, you know, you're up at least 15, 16 hours a day.
You're getting by on three hours' sleep.
And you see, the media just harped all over the fact that, you know, Herman Cain, and if anybody who's seen the damn video of Herman Cain so-called stumbling on the Libya situation or the quote-unquote Libya gaffe, you can see that this man is just tired.
You know what I mean?
He's just unbelievably worn out.
I mean, you just look at him.
All right?
And the goddamn campaign release saying, hey, you know, he only went by on four hours' sleep.
He's been on the campaign trail all the time, for Christ's sake, all right?
Cut him some slack.
He wasn't doing a goddamn Rick Perry.
I mean, Rick Perry over here was in the middle of a debate, not only had a brain fart, but a complete and utter brain meltdown when he couldn't remember the third government agency that he would do away with.
And the reason that it's more of a brain fart is because Rick Perry repeats that same rhetoric at least 100 times a day on the goddamn campaign stump.
And what, he forgets it right in the middle of a damn debate?
Jesus Christ.
Let me tell you something, folks.
All the media attention, all the media character assassination that the media, this damn disgusting liberal media is trying to attempt on Herman Cain, we cannot allow this to continue forward.
All right?
We can't allow Barack Obama to be elected in 2012.
All right?
And if we elect any of the other or nominate any of the other candidates in the GOP, we might as well go ahead and give the election of 2012 to Barack Obama.
All right?
That's why we need somebody like Herman Sugar Cain, the real first black president, baby.
The real first black president to be elected into the White House so we can have a new form of tax system so that we can have a new form of government that's going to be economically productive.
And moreover, did you hear what Herman Sugar Cain said today?
Huh?
Did y'all hear what he said today, for Christ's sake, for all you damn potheads and you goddamn assholes that are out here, you know, smoking, pumping the magic dragon?
Did y'all hear what he said?
He said that when he's president, when he's president, he is going to lax the federal laws as it relates to marijuana.
Oh, that's right, baby.
He ain't going to be like Barack Obama prosecuting legal medicinal marijuana dispensaries, even though the states have pretty much legalized the marijuana for medicinal purposes, and the feds are just going in there and busting legal businesses.
All right?
Herman Cain said that he is not going to do that, that the federal government is not even going to look marijuana's direction any longer, that it'll be up to the states exclusively.
So if you're one of the 16 states that actually has legal medicinal marijuana, Herman Cain will just allow it and let it be.
All right?
That's right.
He's just going to let it be.
So you know what that means, right?
You all know what that means.
Go ahead and put on the song, engineer.
Put it on.
You know what that means, baby.
Marijuana plant is a hand plant and it's used for many other things than just smoking.
Oh, yeah.
Legalize.
That's right, Herman Sugar Cain, baby.
2012.
Woo!
Status 112.
I have given you all the seed-bearing plants and herbs to use.
All right, go ahead and shut it off, engineer.
Wait, shut it off, engineer.
Shut off, engineer.
I didn't want this part.
What the hell is this crap?
Take that back hits from the boss.
Turn this shit off.
God damn it, the engineer, you stupid third.
Turn it off.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, what's your problem, engineer?
I mean, do you understand that I need you on freaking freaking cue here so that we can make the show run properly?
Stupid idiot.
Anyway, folks, I didn't mean to, you know, deviate the show into bong hitting here, but inevitably, folks, Herman Cain said today that it's a state's issue.
And if the state legalizes marijuana, well, then, by God, the federal government doesn't have any goddamn business prosecuting anybody in a state that is allowed to legally grow tetrahydrocannabinol.
The Federal Reserve Prints Money00:06:17
All right?
So once again, so you know, this should just, you know, light a fire literally right up under the Occupy Wall Street's assholes.
All right?
Because that's all the Occupy Wall Street protesters want to do.
They just want to smoke weed all day and watch cartoons.
All right?
I mean, you know it and I know it.
So, uh, Herman Sugar Cane, baby, legalize it 2012.
What do you think about it?
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869-704, you're on the horn.
Hey, I was wondering, like, why do you like Herman Cain?
Because, I mean, he worked for the Federal Reserve.
What's wrong with the Federal Reserve?
They refuse to be audited.
I mean, what the hell is up with that?
They just say, no, we will not show you where our money goes.
I mean, who the hell knows where they go?
Trillions of dollars have been lost.
Well, let's take that in consideration.
First and foremost, in 1913, when the United States government enacted the Federal Reserve Charter, they basically gave the authority of the monetary system and the regulation of interest rates to the Federal Reserve exclusively.
So for the government to audit the Federal Reserve would nullify the 1913 charter and would be a monetary takeover by the government.
And that's the last thing that I want is the government to take over the goddamn money system.
They can't even deal with their own books.
I mean, what makes you want them to be in charge of the money printing system there, son?
I mean, what makes you think that the government's going to do that much of a better of a job?
No, I'm not saying that they need to take charge of it.
I'm just saying they need to show people where the money goes.
Well, what do you expect to find out?
I expect to find out that they're sending money to offshore banks and shit like that.
For what reason?
If they print the money, why would they give see, this is what I don't understand, all right?
You know, this is part of this Alex Jones crowd, all right?
They claim that the Federal Reserve is this nefarious organization that's, you know, stealing money and sending money to offshore accounts and so on and so forth.
Hey, buddy, they print the money.
They print the freaking money.
So why exactly would they need to steal money if they print the money?
It doesn't make any sense.
Can you explain that to me if they're if they're out here sending money in offshore accounts?
If the Federal Reserve is doing, why would they need to do that if they print the money?
Because they can print as much of it as they want.
They can just print whatever.
Don't tell anyone about it except themselves.
And then they can do whatever they want with it, and no one will know about it but them.
That doesn't make any sense.
I mean, what are you talking about?
No one's going to know about it.
We're going to know about it.
We're going to know about it by the amount of outstanding currency bills and currency notes that are out here circulating in not only America, but the world.
I mean, look, let's be honest.
Now, do I agree that the Federal Reserve's job should be to help employment numbers?
No, I don't believe so.
But I do believe that the Federal Reserve should continue to sustain monetary policy.
Because let's be honest, I mean, the government would just turn our currency system into Zimbabwe.
And for you folks that aren't familiar with Zimbabwe, you go to a store in Zimbabwe and get some toilet paper, it's going to cost you like $35,000 Zimbabwe dollars.
$35,000 Zimbabwe dollars.
Now, why is it costing you $35,000 Zimbabwe dollars?
Because Zimbabwe has control of the printing presses.
And these idiots are just going out there saying, oh, we're going to keep printing money.
We're going to keep printing money.
And they keep printing money, and they keep printing note after note after note, loan behold.
I mean, this is what happens to the monetary system if it's not properly maintained.
And in my personal opinion, I feel that, yeah, there are certain Federal Reserve chairmen that had different economic views as it related to the interest rate levels at given times in history.
But the bottom line is, is that we the last thing that we want is the government to take control of the printing presses and just go unlimited buck wild printing on the American taxpayers dime, because that's exactly what they do.
They would just print out the money until it was useless.
All right?
Now, the Federal Reserve at this point in time is trying to hedge against inflation.
I mean, they're trying to diversify a lot of Treasury bills, a lot of bonds.
They're trying to do a lot of weird economic trickery things in hopes of trying to prevent a Great Depression.
And anybody who would know about preventing a Great Depression, it would be Ben Bernanke.
Ben Bernanke actually wrote his dissertation for his doctorate on the Great Depression.
And he actually, in his dissertation, actually wrote, I already read it, he actually blames the Federal Reserve for not doing enough to stop the Great Depression back, you know, during that time.
I mean, I don't even know why I'm explaining this to some stupid kids that don't even know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, let me move on.
All right, we're supposed to be talking about my man, Mr. Herman Sugarcane.
I know that this kid was like, huh, he worked for the Federal Reserve.
I mean, don't you think that him working for the Federal Reserve would have at least I mean, he'd have a little bit more on the ball as it relates to economic policy, as it relates to the country as opposed to this president.
I mean, this president, you want to talk about printing money, this president that's in power today has printed so much money and has obligated American taxpayers for so much money that it has devalued the American dollar so fast, just take a look at the gold and silver prices.
They're going to get even higher.
Obamacare Heads To Supreme Court00:02:00
All right?
I mean, do you realize today, folks, we hit $15 trillion in American debt?
Yeah.
Today, we hit $15 trillion in American debt.
And you want to give the damn printing presses to the damn government?
You people are nuts.
Anyway, Herman Sugarcane, once again, the modern-day media lynching continues for my man Herman Sugarcane because the damn liberal media is in the tank for Obama.
All right?
Because of the so-called Libya gaffe.
I mean, the man was tired for Christ's sake.
He's on a campaign.
Stupid milky liquors.
Anyway, folks, let me move on because we're running out of time here.
Obamacare is headed to the Supreme Court.
For all you folks that are unaware, Obamacare, which is supposed to be this mandate for health insurance, and for you folks that are unaware what I'm talking about, if Obamacare is finally implemented into law, you and every human being that's living in America are going to be forced by the government to pay for health insurance.
All right?
It is a federal mandate for health insurance.
That's what Obamacare is.
Anyway, there's a lot of states that are challenging the constitutional legality of Obamacare, and it's going to be heard by the Supreme Court.
Now, you've got both sides on the liberal and the conservative perspective crying foul.
You've got the liberals saying that Clarence Thomas should recuse himself from the actual hearing of the Obamacare trial because he actually did work with his wife's Tea Party campaign or something of that nature.
So the right-wingers fired back with their own recusion.
They are asking for that broad that looks like Chas Bono and Shemp from the Three Stooges, Love Child.
What's that broad guy?
Kagan.
Right-Wingers Recuse Kagan00:07:58
Yeah.
They actually want Kagan to recuse herself because she actually wrote opinions about universal health care about this particular subject matter.
So let me tell you something right now.
This is just a back and forth situation.
The Supreme Court is going to listen to the Obamacare case.
And once more, if we take a look at the polls as it relates to Obamacare, 47% of Americans do not want Obamacare.
All right?
47% said that we don't care.
Just get rid of it.
It's stupid.
So that's all there is to it, folks.
All right?
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
Supreme Court time, huh?
Supreme Court time.
What do you think the Supreme Court's going to rule?
You think they're going to rule in favor of Barack Obama, or do you think they're actually going to rule in favor of liberty and giving people the choice to pick what provider, to pick what insurance agency, to have the freedom to do what they want to do?
What do you think the Supreme Court's going to rule?
I want to hear from you, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, hey, engineer, there's a lot of assholes in here spamming like hell.
Could you kick some of them out, please, for Christ's sake?
What the hell are you doing?
Kick them out.
Kick these sons of bitches out, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, here we go.
We've got 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
Huh?
213, you're on the horn.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you.
Hey, I want to know, like, what do you want me to say?
You know, but shit up on the right thing.
Like, what the fuck is it going, man?
I can't hear you.
I mean, can you stop talking less Mexican and start talking more English?
See, that's what I mean, eh?
Like, you ain't got any fucking shit, eh?
Like, what the fuck, man?
What do you mean?
Do you exclusively identify yourself with Mexicans and not identify yourself as an individual or what?
Well, I'm Mexican, of course, eh?
Like, my parents are.
You're not a Mexican.
You sound like some dumbass honky trying to be Mexican, for Christ's sake.
Right?
Come on, you're a dumbass cracker-ass cracker trying to be Mexican.
Am I right?
What the fuck is your band, man?
I mean, come on.
You sound like some dumb pale face trying to sit over here and act Mexican because you had a couple of bean and cheeses.
Get this, get him off!
Give me a freaking break.
Let me tell you something.
You're lucky Paco ain't here.
You know what I mean?
You're lucky Paco in here.
I don't want to talk about it.
Anyway, let's take another call at 347.
on the horn.
God damn it.
Uh.
We've got capitalize this.
What's up?
Herman.
Sugar, sugar.
Sugar clone.
And you got me wanting you.
This is just disgusting.
Get him off, engineer, for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is just horrible.
I mean, do you see the shit I got to put up with, man?
I mean, it's ridiculous.
We're supposed to be talking about the United States Supreme Court here in Obamacare.
And I want to hear from you.
And unfortunately, we're getting nothing but remixes here.
I'm sorry, folks.
I apologize.
But hey, you know, this is the troll terrorists.
This is them right here.
The goddamn troll terrorists.
Jesus Christ.
7-6-0, what's up?
Hello.
We can't even understand you.
You use your cheap-ass Salvation Army phone for Christ's sake.
512, what's up?
I mean, you know, I like black people so much that tonight I'm going to have that man, Herman Sugar Cane, do the black guy handshake on my private party.
You son of a bitch.
You see, look at how racist these people are getting.
You understand that?
All right?
I mean, you want to talk about racism?
I mean, look at what the liberal media is doing to Hermit Sugar Cane.
Look at what these liberal haggators are doing in hopes of assassinating the character of Herman Kane, for Christ's sake.
It's ridiculous.
It's racist is what it is.
All you people that are out here criticizing Herman Kane, all you people that are out there saying that Herman Kane sexually harassed that burn victim, Blondhula, all you people that are out there just completely spreading slanderous lies about this man, you people are racist.
That's right.
I said it.
You people are racist.
That's right.
All of you.
Every single one of you, troll terrorists, jerk off.
You're all a bunch of racists, and I said it.
You piece of crap.
Jesus Christ.
A bunch of racist bastards is what we have here, folks.
Huh?
A bunch of racist pricks.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know.
I'm just, I'm sick.
I'm just, I'm so sick of these people.
You know?
I'm so sick of these goddamn troll terrorists that try to just deviate the conversation, try to deviate the subject matter of this broadcast into something ridiculous.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
I'm sick.
All right?
I'm just disgusted.
Let me move on.
You know what?
I'm going to take a break.
That's what I'm going to do.
You know what?
Better yet?
Hey, engineer, just go ahead and throw a bunch of people on the line and see what they have to say, alright?
All right?
All right, we got 847.
All right.
502.
We got 8, what is it?
817.
We've got death 007.
Who else we got?
Ghostbuster hambone.
Ghostbock hambone.
781-781.
Ghostbock hambone.
Go Star Ham. 9-0-1. Hello. From Canada.
Come on away.
Fuck you ghost, niggas, niggas.
You people all suck.
You know what?
You all suck.
All of you.
Alright, I'm getting out of here.
Know what?
You know, before I go on a break, I just want to let everybody know that I know there's a lot of people that are very offended by the fact that I preach pure capitalism.
Social Evolution And Capitalism00:06:44
That I am somebody who believes that capitalism is a mechanism utilized to separate the weak from the wise.
I'm one who believes that we shouldn't be housing and closing and feeding every human being that's God's special creature out here.
We don't need to be doing this.
I mean, just take a look at the world.
Take a look at all the living beings, all the living organisms on this planet.
Every living organism has to kill and eat another living organism to survive and sustain itself.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
We can no longer have this idea of feeding the stray animals.
Because when you feed the stray animals, they breed.
Do you understand that?
They freaking breed.
And that's exactly what we're having here with all these goddamn Occupy Wall Street protests.
A bunch of losers that should have been done away with by the process of social evolution.
Yeah.
We should have allowed social evolution to deal with these disgusting, despicable waste of human life moochers that are jeopardizing civilization for us all.
Yeah.
Yeah, because we decided to have this misdirected empathy to house and clothe and feed all these disgusting human beings that really didn't need to be fed, clothed, and housed.
This is the situation that we have here, huh?
Occupy Wall Street, the bum revolutions, assholes blaming everybody else for their own problems.
I mean, don't you idiots realize that an element of freedom is having personal responsibility?
Yeah.
Personal responsibility is an element of freedom, but it's gone by the wayside as it relates to all these people here in America.
So the bottom line is, is that we need capitalism.
Capitalism not only inspires the best of man, but it has inspired the technological, scientific, and industrial revolutions.
It inspires innovation.
It inspires creativity.
And for us to continue with this political romanticism about, oh, we've got to feed and clothe and house everybody.
That's an old prehistoric concept.
Because we're living in a new world today.
And let me tell you something.
It may not be openly apparent at this point in time, but at some point, we're going to see the purest form of capitalism.
And we're no longer going to have this misdirected empathy towards those losers of life that insist upon doing absolutely nothing in a free world out of their own free will.
We're just going to let them go by the wayside of social evolution.
Isn't that right?
Isn't that right, engineer?
Huh?
It's evolution, baby.
You understand?
It's evolution, baby.
Woo!
I can kill nothing that I say.
It's evolution, baby.
I'm here.
How did I die on a day of the crash?
We don't need the weak, I'm sure.
All alone and here are fighting mouth.
We don't need those out there.
We don't need anybody staying in human conflicts any longer.
It's evolution, baby.
It's my home.
It's my life in my cold.
Evolution!
We're moving!
I'm a seed!
I'm singing the choir!
It's evolution, you American movement!
Occupy Wall Street Chunko!
And my lead, that my mind!
My life!
Emperor's time, the man!
Shut it off, engineer!
Shut off that Pearl Jam evolution song!
These idiots out here are sitting here enjoying it too much.
They're enjoying it way too much, for Christ's sake, alright?
I just wanted to make sure that you idiots realize that that's what capitalism is all about, baby.
Social Darwinism.
Do you understand that?
Social Darwinism.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Copyright Abuse By Internet Overlords00:14:52
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
Moreover, folks, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there.
We got all kinds of little Facebook like buttons, retweet this buttons, Google Plus button on there.
We got share this button.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
All right, it's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
Anyway, folks, before I get into anything else, I hate to even ask the engineer.
Engineer, do we have any goddamn Twitter shout-outs to be given out today?
What do you got?
All right, well, we're going to try to do this Twitter shout-out thing one more time, and hopefully, we don't have any goddamn agitators, any milky liquors, any pieces of garbage that are going to be sitting here agitating the broadcast with these ridiculous, disgusting, foul-ass names that they got going on over here.
All right?
And if you want to shout out right here, right now, retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, and the Twitter account is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, Ghost Politics is the name, all right?
Anyway, let's go ahead and give some shout-outs right now.
We've got somebody named Lovely Hookah, NWO informant, Herman Poopdickle.
We got Free Sandusky.
Are you serious, you asshole?
Free Sandusky for Gripping!
Damn it, you sick sons of bitches!
Even if that's a joke, that's fucked up!
Jesus Christ, Free Sandusky!
Free Sandusky for Drinking Dick!
Jesus Christ, you sick sons of bitches, all right?
Christ.
Anyway, we got a fat man.
All right?
Who the hell else do we got, engineer?
I can't believe these sons of bitches will even make up names like this for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you, they're fucking soulless.
They're soulless, for Christ's sake.
We got any more shout-outs?
We got Overtones of Levi.
We've got King of Excrement.
We got Vibrator Herman.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
We got Occupy Starfleet.
Jesus Christ.
We got Pony Punk Pooper.
The Manly Lesbian is back.
Jesus Christ.
The Manly Lesbian.
That's what we need.
Some disgusting bull-nosed bulldyke out here that thinks he's a guy.
Jesus Christ.
But then when you give them a good smack, you know, all of a sudden they want to, oh, McKilly.
Shut up, you bulldyke.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's see.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We got iPhone is Fail.
We've got my name is Kirk.
We got somebody named Satan is my pal.
We got somebody named the Fernando One.
We got Starfleet Brony.
PC Got Games.
We've got Japanese Mutants.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
I mean, you see what I'm talking about with these soullish assholes?
Do you see what I'm saying, folks?
I mean, it's sick.
There's a real Twitter name for Christ's sake.
They're sick.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
We got Stop the Can Abuse.
Yeah, fucking asshole.
We had Han Hanzo, Furries for Ghost.
You sick sons of bitches, for Christ's sake.
Occupy KFC.
We got Cappy Coley.
The whore master is in the place.
Who the hell else do we got?
We got David Dew.
Just enough.
That's it.
Enough.
Enough.
I'm not going to sit over here and give these idiots any more goddamn Twitter shout-outs for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
What is somebody on the horn here?
Hey, 847, you're on the horn or what?
Oh, I did not know I was on the horn.
How the hell did you get on the horn for Christ's sake?
Get off my, get them off, engineer, for Christ's sake.
What the hell are you doing?
Putting people on the line.
I'm in the middle of a Twitter shout-out session.
Jesus Christ!
Get off my line.
Anyway, now that we got that all out of the way, I want to talk a little bit about this stop online piracy situation.
Have y'all heard about SOPA?
Are y'all familiar with this?
Well, this is some serious business, folks.
All right?
Stop Online Piracy Act.
All right.
You got a hearing by the House of Representatives hearing this controversial online copyright bill.
And, you know, to be completely honest with you, folks, if you really read the bill, it actually enables overlords of the Internet like the movie industry, like the music industry, you know, like Google and then these types of individuals out here to basically play God of the Internet.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
This is going to give the government the power.
All right.
The SOPA bill.
All right?
SOPA.
Stop Online Piracy Act.
This is going to give the government the authority to be able to just basically knock anybody offline that they can correlate with the language of this bill.
All right?
I mean, this is just disgraceful.
You know, I mean, supposedly, this SOPA bill is meant to, and I'm quoting here, all right?
It's designed to make alleged copyright-infringing websites, sometimes called rogue websites, virtually disappear from the Internet.
Yeah.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, what the hell does that mean?
Copyright-infringing websites or rogue websites.
What the hell does that mean?
All right?
What the hell does that mean?
I'll tell you what that means.
That means that they're going to utilize this guise of piracy to implement this Internet censorship bill in an attempt to curb the freedom of speech of online communication.
Yeah.
They are going to utilize this bill in an attempt to curb online freedom of speech.
It's stupid.
It's pathetic.
You know what I mean?
It's unbelievably pathetic.
But you know who is basically masterminding this bill, folks?
The music industry, the movie industry.
You know, these assholes.
These are the two culprits behind this SOPA bill.
And you know what I say?
Why don't we just stop going to the movies?
Why don't we just stop supporting Hollywood for a change?
How come we can't just support independent flicks?
How come we can't support independent artists?
I mean, why does it have to be filtered through this disgusting apparatus out there in California?
All right?
I mean, this is the Internet.
The Internet gives the power of content creation and content gathering into the people's hands.
And these goddamn government bureaucrats want to take it away from us because we're informing ourselves of their corruption.
We're informing ourselves of how they abuse authority.
We're informing ourselves that these idiots that are in Washington could care less about you and me, and they care more about their goddamn government freaking cut paid contribution to Catherine Craig.
We don't need no government authority governing the internet.
We don't need this crap.
Death to SOPA.
You understand that?
Give me the goddamn mic.
Give me the mic.
Let me tell you something, you scumbags from the movie industry and the music industry.
When I purchase a computer, you idiots, that computer is my property.
When I purchase a monthly fiber optic line so that I can connect to the internet, I am leasing that particular connection as my property.
And if I connect to another computer that belongs to somebody else on somebody else's internet connection voluntarily between two parties, whatever communication that is exchanged between those two computers should be exclusive to those two computers.
All right?
And that includes files.
That includes music.
That includes movies.
That includes anything.
All right?
I mean, don't you understand that?
I mean, they're trying to regulate our property.
I mean, this goddamn computer is ours.
I mean, we're paying thousands of dollars to get some of these goddamn computing devices, and we've got big brother government saying that, oh, we're going to regulate what you do.
No, you don't really own that.
We do.
It's crap.
And this SOPA nonsense, it needs to go, and it needs to go quick.
And everybody needs to highlight the disgusting totalitarianism that is distenching off of this bill as it relates to our internet freedom.
All right?
Our internet freedom.
And you know what I'm talking about?
The ability to go into a chat room and tell somebody F you, you know?
Like all you troll terrorists, you know, have the ability to come up here into this chat room and flap your Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard talking garbage to me.
Just like you people can call up and have your goddamn stupid little audio file played or say whatever you have to say.
It's the freedom of speech, man.
And you know what the internet community needs to do?
The internet community needs to come together and just completely shun these old forms of media.
All right?
I'm talking about the we don't need we don't need to acknowledge the music industry anymore.
We don't even need to acknowledge the movie industry anymore.
I mean, what is the movie industry?
They're regurgitating crap that's already been made and making it with high-definition cameras.
Big deal.
All right?
You know, we don't need these people anymore.
We have the internet.
I mean, that's what I love about doing this broadcast.
You know, there's no content that you're going to find that's going to be like the content you receive on this broadcast.
All right?
You want to know why I do this kind of content on this broadcast?
Because I want to hear this kind of content.
All right?
You know who's my biggest fan?
I'm my own biggest fan.
All right?
Because I don't hear this type of content.
I don't hear people saying what's on their mind.
I don't hear true freedom of speech.
And by God, this show is the epitome of freedom of speech.
I mean, the power is in our hands for right now.
The ability to content search for whatever content that we see fit.
And if we can't find content that we like, we can create our own content.
Do you understand that?
And the only unfortunate part about this is that, you know, most people utilize the Internet to look for pornography or to look for some goddamn Annie Mae rottencrotch to finger bang over the internet.
All right?
This goes beyond that, man.
This goes into the fact of, hey, let's say you have a Facebook, you don't want to give your appropriate name.
Well, under this bill, they can eliminate your Facebook account.
You know, if you have a Twitter account or if you have a website, and if you're not giving your information, your appropriate information, they can eliminate you.
I mean, I'm not joking, man.
This is a really disgusting, despicable bill called SOPA, Stop Online Piracy Act.
You need to call your congressman.
You need to call your goddamn senators.
You need to tell them that we don't want to have nothing to do with this.
We don't need government incremental totalitarianism on the Internet.
It's bad enough that we've got to take your totalitarianism here in everyday life.
It's bad enough that we have to have our Johnsons checked before we even enter into a freaking plane.
It's bad enough that we got to sit over here and take a groin check before we even sit down on a goddamn airplane.
It's disgusting.
It's disgraceful.
It's bad enough that we've got cameras on every goddamn street corner.
We've got cameras everywhere.
And where the hell are those cameras leading to?
Who the hell knows?
I mean, because it sure as hell ain't leading to the police.
You notice that these goddamn cameras that snap your goddamn license plate so they can send you a damn ticket, you know, these cameras that catch the traffic on TransGuide and all this other crap.
I mean, they're real quick to catch all these traffic jams and traffic accidents and they're real quick to snap your goddamn stupid dumbass license plate so they can mail you a ticket.
But are these cameras ever there when there's crime taking place?
Are these cameras ever there when somebody's getting raped?
Or are those cameras there when somebody's being victimized?
No, they're not.
Stop Online Piracy Act Risks00:15:08
All right?
They're absolutely not.
And if they were, we would be seeing a decrease in crime in today's America.
We are not.
So it's bad enough that we've got to sit here and take the totalitarian government that we're seeing incrementally implemented on us as a people in real life.
We don't want big brother government in our virtual life.
All right?
We don't want big brother government in our virtual life.
It's the last form of true freedom that we have in this world.
Remember that.
The Internet is the last form of true, unadulterated freedom that we have.
And this show should show you that freedom of speech is the epitome of this broadcast.
I mean, you know, why do you think I try to push the limits as it relates to, you know, sexism, racism, politics, you know, modern-day pop culture, so on and so forth?
Because I have the freedom to do so.
And I think that I should have the freedom as well as everybody else out there in the Internet that wants to create content similar or better than mine.
They should have the right to say to say whatever the hell it is that's on their mind and not have some goddamn government authority having the bureaucratic power to wipe you offline for whatever reason because some stupid bill was passed giving them the authority to do so.
Not joking, man.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869, what do you think about SOPA?
What do you think about this crap?
Area coach 646, what's up?
You're on the horn.
I popped it.
You're all.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
We got some jailbait Chola or some crap.
580, what's up?
What do you think about SOPA?
I would Sherman.
I would become Mr. Braces.
Minorities would whack me.
Shut up, you stupid splicing bastard.
All right, this is serious business here.
We need to be talking about SOPA.
I mean, don't you understand that this stupid Stop Online Piracy Act gives an overlord-type authority to the music and movie industry?
I mean, what makes the music and the movie industry such a supra authority for them to have the ability to go into your computer?
I mean, it's just stupid.
Any one of us that try to do what these damn movie industry and music industry people do, we would be taken to jail for hacking.
You know it and I know it.
If we did the type of unscrupulous crap that these scumbags in the movie and music industry are doing to track down so-called piracy bandits, we would be thrown in jail for computer crimes.
You know it and I know it.
Area code 412, you're on the horn.
Occupy Skyrim.
You stupid idiot.
All right, I mean, you ain't going to be laughing when your internet freedom is taken away from you.
You don't have the ability to call me up and say, barrel roll.
Celestia, man.
Idiots.
707, what's up?
You're just playing with your Peter Popper for Christ's sake.
I mean, does nobody care about internet censorship?
Do you all not care that the government is out here basically incrementally coming in and trying to take control of this internet?
I mean, it's just disgraceful, man.
It's horrible.
I mean, that means you're not going to be able to have lulz anymore, man.
That means there's going to be no lulz anymore.
And let me tell you something.
When SOPA actually passes and you try to go out and actually have lulz, you're going to be thrown into some major federal prison time.
That's all I got to say.
If this goddamn SOPA, if this stupid Stop Online Piracy Act is passed, that's what's going to happen.
All right?
And shows like this will never be in existence again.
You'll never hear a broadcast like this again.
I'm telling you this right now.
I mean, SOPA needs to be stopped.
Area code 901, what's up?
What do you think about it?
Ghost, I confess, I had originally called in to troll you, but I got to say, SOPA needs to die.
I'm with you.
You're damn right.
You're goddamn right.
I mean, we need to publicize this.
I mean, if there's any hacksaurs out there that want to do some hacktivism, I mean, this is definitely a subject matter that you need to highlight.
I mean, this is something that you need to hop on to.
I mean, you know, our whole internet freedom is in jeopardy with this ridiculous SOPA nonsense.
Do you understand that?
I mean, internet is the last form of freedom that we have.
We can't even go outside our doors without some goddamn big brother sanctioned gang police officer coming up to us and harassing us, for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, the internet is our last form of freedom.
We don't need the government to shove its goddamn bureaucratic tentacles in our internet.
This is ours.
It belongs to us.
Not you stupid bureaucrats in power.
978, what's up?
You're on the horn.
I completely agree with you.
Like, as soon as it comes to, like, SOPA passing this, you're going to be one step closer to, like, watching and seeing what we're doing on the Internet.
I mean, like, hell, I don't want everybody on the internet knowing I watch My Little Pony.
I mean, it's like private stuff.
They shouldn't be watching this.
Well, you're too late for that, son.
You're too late for that because some cis admin in whatever damn fiber optic network that you use to connect to the internet is probably looking at you look at my little pony, all right?
I mean, do you understand that now, not only are they looking at you doing it, they're saving the data for up to six months, from what I understand.
They're saving the data from all your internet activities.
So, just in case Big Brother government needs to subpoena any activities that you did during this given time on the Internet, well, your Internet service provider has it on file.
Great, huh?
Anyway, this is an anti-SOPA broadcast, all right?
The Stop Online Piracy Act needs to be stopped itself, all right?
And that's all there is to it.
We don't need Hollywood or the music industry to be the overlords of the Internet.
We don't need it, all right?
And we should have a boycott of movies, all right?
There should be no reason why there should be a freaking Harold and Kumar 3, all right?
There should be no reason for this crap, all right?
There should be no reason why Russell Bran was casted as the remake for Arthur.
There should be no reason for this, but you want to know why they do it?
Because we keep buying it.
We keep going after it.
And there's no independent creatives that are out there that are making better content.
So if you're somebody who wants to aspire to be a director, somebody who wants to aspire to be an actor, somebody who wants to aspire to be a music star, well, then go make it.
And put all your energy and emphasis in it and release it and make capital.
I mean, you have to think that, you know, you can create, believe it or not, if you're creative enough and you understand how to work cameras and editing systems and so on and so forth, you can actually create your own goddamn online sitcom, your own online talk show, your own online whatever and get paid.
Do you understand?
And not only get paid, but actually provide content for those that actually appreciate it.
You're not forced like we are in the movies, like we are on TV, to sit and watch whatever these idiots feed to us.
This is the internet.
We can search millions upon millions of different sources of content and not be forced to look at some movie because, oh, that's all we have, and not being forced to look at some TV show because, oh, that's all we got.
This is the internet, man.
And we need more and more creative people to create more and more content, to create more and more websites, to create more and more TV shows, movies, all that shit.
Let's put Hollywood out of business because they're trying to put the Internet out of business.
646-652-4869 is number to call.
Area coach 661, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Yeah, this is one that hits home for me personally because I've been in the internet radio business for about 11 years now.
And it was up until 2003 when they started making us pay royalties to broadcast on the internet.
And ever since then, so many great, amazing internet radio stations have all been shut down because they can't afford to pay the royalties.
And, you know, just people that have a desire to play music and play music that the other mainstream stations aren't playing.
And they're not able to because they have to pay royalties and they don't have the money to pay it.
No, I understand, man.
I mean, it's disgusting.
You know, you would think that the artists that are being played on Internet radio would appreciate the plug.
You would think that the artists would appreciate the fact that their artwork is being displayed to more and more people that wouldn't have otherwise been exposed to it because they don't watch the television or they don't listen to the radio.
You know, I just don't understand this.
But no, you know, there's such a bunch of selfish pricks out here in the music and movie industry.
They want to be paid every red cent.
You know, and believe it or not, they actually get paid, you know, if these idiot drive time radio stations actually play their song.
They get paid a couple of cents every time their song is played.
It's stupid.
It's ridiculous.
All right?
I mean, look, this goes to the music industry.
All right?
If you're really that good as a music artist, well, then you wouldn't even really worry about the revenue generation from the sales of online music.
You know?
I mean, if you really had true fans and you were really a good artist, they would buy the album regardless.
And not only would they buy your album, but they'd buy every piece of merchandise that you put out.
They would buy anything that you'd put out.
I mean, that's how you generate capital.
That's how you generate money for Christ's sake.
Moreover, it puts an emphasis on the live show now.
You know that?
It puts an emphasis on the live show.
So now these artists, they can't just fart on a snare drum and put it on an album and think that the people are just going to buy it and eat it and like it.
Now, they actually have to be good musicians.
They actually have to give a good live show.
And that's where the money is generated.
It's no longer generated with the sale of a damn music.
And, you know, what's really funny also is that these music people think that they're going to lose money if they allow people on the internet to trade their MP3s like we used to trade cassettes, like we used to trade CDs.
They think that they're going to lose money if some internet radio station happens to broadcast their stupid song.
Hey, the bottom line is, is that any of these internet radio stations that are independent, any of these people that are trading MP3s, so on and so forth, these people aren't licensing your goddamn work to make money.
All right?
I mean, if somebody is, you know, utilizing somebody's music so that they can make capital, like they utilize a music bed of somebody's material and they use it in a movie that makes profit, well, then, yeah, the person that created that particular sound bed or that particular music bed should actually go out and sue the person that made money off of their work.
But if nobody's making money off of anybody's work, and all people are doing is having an internet radio station hobby where they're flipping their favorite music and broadcasting to their 30 or 40 friends, I don't see why the music industry has to come down and prosecute these people, take these people to court for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
It's ridiculous.
And the movie industry is the same way, folks.
The same goddamn way, the movie industry.
I mean, it's a disgrace what the movie industry has done to the internet as well.
I mean, look, when I buy a DVD, it's my property, you idiot.
And if I want to burn it, I'll burn it.
And if I want to send it to my friend in Vietnam, or I want to send it to my friend in England, or I want to send it to my friend across the goddamn ocean, I can do it because this computer is my property.
The DVD is my property.
The Internet connection is my property.
And if I connect to somebody else's computer, which is their property, through their Internet connection, which is their property, then the exchange of information and communication and data should be exclusively to that connection.
There should be no third party in there to see, hey, are you guys trading movies?
Hey, are you guys trading music?
It's my property, man.
I'm not out here making money off of your crap.
I mean, you know, I'm not, look, like the assholes that go into the ghettos and sell the illegal bootleg DVDs.
Well, you know, that's another story.
You see, they deserve to go to prison because they're making money off of somebody else's work.
All right?
But if somebody's just utilizing their soundbed for, you know, hey, it's an internet radio show.
Hey, we're just, I mean, come on.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me take some calls here.
We've got to move on, man.
I'm running out of time here.
Area code 502, what's up?
Yeah, I totally agree with you, man.
I mean, I mean, why aren't these goddamn Occupy Wall Street dirt blank, you know, protesting SOCA?
They could actually be doing something, but nope, they're on Wall Street.
And you know what's unfortunate is they're on Wall Street with no cause.
You know, that no cause whatsoever other than, hey, we're the 99%.
That's it.
That's the cause.
We're the 99%.
Yay!
Yay!
That's it.
That's it.
You're goddamn right.
These protesters could be protesting this totalitarianism that's being implemented upon our internet freedom.
Do you understand?
That's what they could be doing.
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You know, anonymous.
All right?
That's what you could be doing.
Going out there and making sure that this disgusting, despicable bill is not passed and making sure that more and more people that are on the internet know about it.
Straight up, man.
Anyway, I want to hear from you, man.
I'm going to take a couple more calls here and we'll see what's popping here.
417, what's up?
All the entertainment industry wants to do is make capital.
Well, they make enough capital.
What are you talking about?
They need to make capital.
I mean, you know, give me a freaking break.
I mean, look.
I mean, there's a fine line with that particular statement.
All right?
Now, if somebody is going to sit here and take somebody's intellectual property and sell it as their own, well, then, yeah, somebody should be sued.
There should be some litigious activities going on, and then somebody needs to pay up.
But if, you know, I'm sharing MP3s with my friends, or I'm sharing a goddamn movie with my friends, or if I play an audio file on this broadcast just to make the goddamn broadcast be a little bit more funnier or have it go a little bit more free-flowing, well, then, I mean, who cares?
You know, I'm not out here laying claim on that particular piece of intellectual property.
You know, those that are trading MP3s and movies aren't laying claim.
All right?
You know, it's disgraceful.
It's disgusting, man.
Death to SOPA.
All right.
And everybody who's on the internet, you need to make sure that everybody that you know that's on your Twitter accounts, that's on your Facebooks, all those social networking mechanisms need to know about this SOPA situation.
And they need to call these bastards.
Twitter bomb, your goddamn congressman, your damn senators, and let them know that we don't want to have nothing to do with it.
All right?
You stupid, ungrateful pricks.
We don't want to have nothing to do with it.
Anyway, folks, man, I'm already out of time.
It's already 6.30 where I'm at out here in Austin, Texas.
We still need to talk about Penn State and that disgusting interview that Jerry Sandusky did.
Did y'all see that Jerry Sandusky interview?
Did you hear when Bob Costas asked him, are you a pedophile?
I mean, the first response that any self-respected man would give is, hell, goddamn, no.
But this guy actually tried to, you know, he was actually trying to say, well, you know, I love young people and I like to be around them and I like to be with them.
But no, I'm not a pet.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
All right?
And moreover, the latest news out of Penn State is that this guy McQuery, who allegedly walked in on Sandusky because McQuery was hearing rhythmic slapping sounds in the locker room.
And when he went into the showers, he actually saw Sandusky horribly sexually molesting a young 10-year-old kid bent over in the shower.
I mean, it was just a disgrace.
Anyway, McQuery was saying that he actually stopped the molestation.
And he actually went to the police.
I mean, this is McQuery.
He actually said it.
He said that he went to the police.
Remember, reports were saying that he didn't go initially, that he just kept it to himself, that he just went to Joe Paterno exclusively.
That's it.
No, he actually went to the police.
Now, this case is getting even bigger.
You know, it's getting even bigger, and it's getting even more uglier.
And let me tell you something.
All these assholes that are in this particular area of Penn State, and I'm not just talking about the hierarchy of the administration at Penn State.
I'm talking about the cops.
I'm talking about everybody that's living in that vicinity.
These idiots all have to be investigated, and they should be tried for child abuse.
I mean, this is as big as the goddamn Catholic Church, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm serious.
This is as big as the goddamn Catholic Church.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, at least the Catholic Church was trying to show compassion with their stupid, I mean, at least they were trying to show, you know, some kind of act of contrition, you know.
But these Penn State assholes, I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, not just the administration of Penn State, but the cops.
I mean, if what Scott McQuery is saying is correct, he told the cops.
And what do the cops do?
What do they tell the administration?
I mean, it's just, it's disgraceful.
And, you know, it makes perfect sense, you know, folks.
It makes perfect sense.
Because I'm out here in Texas, all right?
And, you know, I like longhorns.
I actually have longhorn decals on my vehicles.
You know, I like the longhorns, Texas longhorns, all right?
Even though they're having a bad season this season, who gives a crap?
All right?
But let me tell you something.
I went to College Station, Texas one time with one of these longhorn decals in the back of my car.
And believe it or not, I was at some goddamn corner store, and some lady had fenderbendered me as I was leaving.
All right?
And believe it or not, as we were waiting for the police so that we could take a report and so on and so forth, the cop got out of his car in College Station and actually got in my face and asked the lady, hey, what is this longhorn doing there?
Do we have to take care of business with this damn longhorn?
I mean, I kid you not.
This is how these idiots think, man.
And it was a freaking cop.
It was a freaking cop, for Christ's sake.
Is this longhorn giving you trouble here?
I mean, I just couldn't believe it, man.
So you take that type of mentality that I experienced personally in college station, being a Longhorn fan, just imagine somebody trying to cover up a conspiracy like this ridiculous child abuse case that's happening out of Penn State.
I mean, it's disgraceful, man.
I mean, there needs to be some intensive investigative work out here.
And the latest report said that – did you all read about this?
That Joe Paterno actually sold his wife his house for $1.
You know what that means, right?
You know what that means.
He's anticipating paying out some kind of settlement.
And before he has to pay it out, this guy is trying to basically liquidate all his assets while still trying to, you know, while still trying to live large.
It's really not funny.
Syria, Assad, And Phobos Grunt00:09:55
It's pretty disgusting.
But believe it or not, he's trying to protect his assets from litigation.
And I think it's disgusting.
As a matter of fact, I think that Sandusky, Paterno, the idiots at the college, every single one of those people should just do the world a favor and kill themselves.
All right?
I mean, seriously, just kill yourself.
Save face.
All right?
How can you defend yourself when there's so much preponderance of the evidence showing that you people not only covered up this damn child abuse case, but covered up many child abuse cases?
Utterly disgusting, man.
Utterly disgusting.
Anyway, let me move on, man.
Jesus Christ, there's freaking 20 minutes left.
Anyway, Syrian army defectors.
Talk a little bit about Syria because we've been talking about Syria since February.
Ever since the protesters were protesting against Bashar al-Assad's totalitarian rule against them, well, Bashar al-Assad has been massacring his own people.
We're at about 4,000 deaths out there in Syria.
Well, believe it or not, army defectors, people that got tired of seeing their own people getting slaughtered, army defectors have actually struck back.
That's right, it's turning into a goddamn war now because army defectors of Bashar al-Assad's army has attacked a security complex outside of Damascus, raising this whole Syria thing into a whole new level.
A whole new level.
So, hey, Bashar al-Assad, it looks like your days are numbered, baby.
You think you can just kill 4,000 people just because you want to sustain your goddamn bureaucratic totalitarian rule?
Huh?
Oh, well, look at you now.
You got your own army trying to come in after you and trying to make a goddamn hors d'oeuvre out of your head, baby.
Death to Bashar al-Assad.
Death to Bashar al-Assad.
That's all there is to it.
And moreover, speaking of Bashar al-Assad having problems, not only getting a military complex hit up by army defectors, but Turkey, believe it or not, that's right, Turkey's saber-rattling once again.
It's threatening to turn off the power to Syria if they don't stop killing their own people.
So let me tell you something right now.
It's becoming a powder keg in that particular area.
I don't know what the hell's going to happen.
I mean, you've got army defectors hitting up barracks in Damascus.
You've got Turkey threatening to turn off the electricity to Syria.
I mean, you're going to put Bashar al-Assad in a pretty desperate situation, you know?
And I wouldn't be surprised if Bashar al-Assad does something a little nuts.
I don't want to make any prognostications, but be on the lookout for Bashar al-Assad doing something completely crazy.
All right?
Because let's remember, folks, all right?
As much as people like and this is the Liberals, of course, as much as the Liberals like to say that There were no weapons of mass destruction when we went into Iraq.
Just because we didn't find them doesn't mean they weren't there, because they were documented by the United Nations.
So where do you think those barrels of ricin, barrels of mustard gas, you know, these chem where do you think these chemical weapons went?
I mean, in my personal opinion, I think they went right to Syria.
I think they went right to Jordan.
I think they went right to the surrounding nation states that were around Saddam Hussein at that particular time.
I'm not joking, man.
So I'm just saying that just keep your eye out on Syria is all I'm saying.
All right.
Anyway, folks, I also want to talk about how Obama is boosting the military presence in Australia.
Now, why am I bringing this up?
Because to be honest with you, right now, as we speak, Barack Obama, by allowing, or actually negotiating with the leaders of Australia to allow American troops on, well, more American troops, I should say, on Australian soil, goes to show you that America is flexing nuts against China.
And we're militarily positioning ourselves to protect the area that's in dispute at this particular time in Asia.
You know what I'm saying?
And I'm talking about the China Sea.
And let me tell you something, folks.
This is not good.
I mean, you know, China already is maneuvering its own particular military assets after this open military negotiation between the United States and Australia.
And tomorrow, believe it or not, Barack Obama is going to head into Bali in Asia.
And he's going to go and make an Asian trip and is going to negotiate the same type of deal that's happening in Australia.
He's going to negotiate with Bali.
He's going to negotiate with other Asian nations around China so that we can have military influence in those countries as well.
So let me tell you something right now.
It looks like we may be flexing nuts at China for a minute.
So I don't know.
It could get a little hairy out here, to say the least.
It could get a little hairy.
Bali isn't an independent state, you idiot.
They're all having a goddamn conference for Asia in Bali tomorrow, if you would have read the news, you stupid jerk dick.
And for all you folks that are wondering, who am I talking to?
I'm talking to these idiots in the goddamn chat room that think that they're so well informed out here.
Anyway, let's continue going, man, because man, I want to get to radio graffiti already.
We talked a little bit about how Iran is taking a potential threat of a strike by Israel and America very serious.
The foreign minister of Iran has said that Iran is well prepared for any potential strike, whether it be bombing of nuclear sites or an actual invasion of the Iranian countryside.
The foreign minister said they have no fear.
They're well prepared.
They have every intention to stand by and fight to the death.
So pretty funny, to say the least, that even though we're saber-rattling in Iran, Iran doesn't seem to really give two rats' asses.
But anyway, let me move on, folks.
Did anybody get the Facebook virus?
Huh?
I don't have Facebook.
I hate Facebook.
But did anybody else get the Facebook virus?
Supposedly, folks, if you hadn't gotten it, there's some kind of Facebook virus that's spreading lewd pornographic movies and grotesque material to people's Facebook feeds all over the world.
Yeah.
Yeah, pornographic videos.
I think there's faces of death on there or something of that nature.
Well, anyway, it just came out that Anonymous.
Anonymous is claiming responsibility for the virus, the Facebook virus in question.
All right?
And for you folks that are unfamiliar with what I'm talking about, well, there were countless Facebook accounts hacked.
And there were postings of lewd material, of pornography, faces of death type crap.
And it hit all over Facebook.
I mean, Facebook was scrambling to figure out what the hell to do.
How the hell they did it?
Just give me a break.
Anyway, let me move on.
I also want to talk about, we talked a little bit about last show how the Russians attempted to send a satellite into space called Phobos Grunt.
And the reason they sent it out was in hopes of trying to send the satellite to Mars so that they could do some studying.
Well, unfortunately, the dumbass Russians, they drank a little bit too much vodka and did a complete intergalactic fail with Provost Grunt because they sent it into space and lost contact with it.
And, you know, it's pretty much an utter space failure for Russia.
Well, that's not the only thing, folks.
It looks like Provost Grunt's satellite is going to haul down to Earth, that's right, another satellite crash for the Earth here.
I mean, I'm not joking, man.
It's supposed to crash this January.
All right?
So everybody that was worried about the last satellite crash, well, we got another one.
And you know what?
This isn't even an American satellite.
At least an American satellite, we can have some kind of idea because we still have some kind of connection to it.
The Russians have no contact with that satellite, Probost Grunt, so it can land anywhere.
All right?
Stupid Russians.
Put down the vodka, you idiots.
And last but not least, did y'all hear?
Justin Bieber is not the father.
The stupid Skankosaurus that went out and claimed that Justin Bieber was the daddy of her baby has withdrawn her damn paternity claim.
And now the Bieber is thinking about suing this bitch's ass for all she's worth.
And I say, hey, Justin Bieber, go at it, baby.
All right?
I mean, that bitch straight tried to play her hate on you there, Justin Bieber.
I don't even like you, Bieber.
I think you're a freaking fruit bowl.
Radio Graffiti And Bieber Scandal00:15:22
But let me tell you something right now.
Any broad who's going to try to mess your relationship up with someone like a Selena Gomez, that bitch needs to be done proper-like.
And I hope that Justin Bieber sues this bitch that claimed that he was the baby daddy.
I hope he sues her for all she's worth.
Anyway, let's get to Rio Graffiti really quick, folks.
And I want to say I'm sorry to all the folks that are wondering why we went overtime.
The reason we went overtime is because Sopa!
We need to get rid of Sopa.
So anyway, without any further ado, folks, give me a call, 646-652-4869.
And when I call on your area code or on your Skype name, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
So let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
It's Radio Graffiti.
Let's take it from the top.
We got 215, radio graffiti.
I'm ghost on hambone.
Ghost or hambone.
You stupid dumbass.
The asshole that made that got shitlisted, you piece of crap.
305, radio graffiti.
From True Capitalist Radio, you think flesh flute players, Brute Bowl, stupid, dumb Canadian bacon movie.
Shove it up, your ass, you stupid, dumb, audio splicing dickhead.
860 Radio Graffiti.
What the hell was that?
Was that Michael Jackson?
I mean, what was that?
A Michael Jackson remix for Christ's sake?
I mean, I was just waiting for that crap.
718, Radio Graffiti.
What's up?
Don't let the trolls get to you.
Just laugh at them.
I'll try, man.
Thanks a lot for the good words there.
720, Radio Graffiti.
You're taking too long, you stupid Milky Liquor.
817, Radio Graffiti.
There are three things on the sofa.
The ETA.
I don't even know what the hell you said, man.
I mean, you know, maybe you lay off the pot.
502, Radio Graffiti.
I smell sexy.
Oh, my God.
That's a gay ass song, for Christ's sake.
And that a one-hit wonder.
I mean, what was the last song that came out of Marcy's Playground, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
516, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, dude.
Like, I just figured out a way to make Rob peace, man.
I don't really care.
Shut up.
Shut your stinking smelly salmon hole.
847, radio graffiti.
Herman Genesis is the Illuminati.
Did you know that?
Did you stupid Illuminati idiot making you shove your Illuminati crap up your clogged up pooper?
Jesus Christ.
818, Radio Graffiti.
Occupy Wall Street's gay and failed.
Yeah, no kidding.
Gay and failed is right, and that's coming from some eight-year-old kid.
339, Radio Graffiti.
Inferior, cracked down hella gas.
I thought the seven-made movie theatre.
Interior.
Now, Jesus Christ.
What is that?
Funk dubious, for Christ's sake?
What are we going old school rap all of a sudden?
337, radio graffiti.
I like Satan.
I'm very proud of you.
450, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost is Tumblewee.
I think Gascar and I both agree that you should take away Radio Graffiti and bring back prank calls.
I agree with you.
You know, I mean, did y'all hear that?
I mean, Tumbleweed and Gasgara feel that we just should just take away Radio Graffiti for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Just take the goddamn thing away.
Who knows?
727 Radio Graffiti.
Really funny Alexis.
You black brony.
678, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, is this the.
Is this Me Night Cat?
Hey.
What?
Yeah.
Is this Meet Night Cat?
What's up?
Did you ever go to high school?
What are you talking about?
I went to college, boy.
All right, what are you talking about?
Shut your stinking smelly ass.
Steven, the master, radio graffiti.
They don't think pot.
They don't think pot of milk.
They don't think pot.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
The Roaring 20s version, for Christ's sake, huh?
I mean, I'm waiting for somebody to knock on a door, you know, and just speak easy.
We got, who else we got?
We got 215, radio graffiti.
Taking too long, you idiot.
781, radio graffiti.
Yeah, I have to say that SOPA is fucking ridiculous.
You're damn right, it's ridiculous.
It's uncalled for, and it's totalitarian.
All right, and we should let everybody throughout the internet, throughout the world, know about it.
603, radio graffiti.
What up, what, boy?
You sound whiter than me there, you pasty, white-they, cottage cheese-ass-having bastard.
707 Radio Graffiti.
Shove it up your ass, you idiot.
All right, boy.
Come down here to Texas and say that, you sorry sack of crap.
203, radio graffiti.
Taking too long, you morons.
914, radio or 941, radio graffiti.
Now, you're taking too long, too, you deaf mute broad.
919, radio graffiti.
Guys, I've never left to talk to you.
Bye!
That was lame.
You know, this is just horribly freaking lame, for Christ's sake.
204, radio graffiti.
What?
What?
Say something, you stupid moron.
AO1, radio graffiti.
Look at these idiots.
Look, it'll be a Helen Keller deaf mute is what we got calling, for Christ's sake.
Helen Keller Deaf Mutes.
Jesus Christ, 631, Radio Graffiti.
I want to give a shout out to my friend Sean and Bronies for the win.
You stupid brony piece of crap.
All right?
You go sit over there and continue to think that you're a talking horse and see how far that gets you in life, you stupid milky liquor.
Cosmo Brockington, Radio Graffiti.
I got his hands.
That jingle jangle, that jingle I know.
Real funny.
Real funny, you idiot.
All right?
Real freaking funny.
PJC 2.0, Radio Graffiti.
A goddamn Aerosmith?
Aerosmith?
That doesn't mean how many fucking remixes?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
And another thing, you pieces of crap.
Another thing, I'm not a goddamn hambone.
You're coming!
I'm not a freaking hambone!
Jesus Christ.
Just give me the damn mic.
Give me the f ⁇ freaking mic, for Christ's sake, man.
Assholes.
I'm only going to take a couple of more anyway.
Luckily, we're almost done with the goddamn broadcast, so good.
Good.
978, radio graffiti.
Yeah, this is bullshit, man.
All you brony fags need to shut the fuck up.
We need to take back what's ours.
Okay, I didn't even understand what the hell you said, but hopefully you're against bronies.
336, radio graffiti.
Hey, Jude, we all drink coffee and Illuminati.
Yeah, Jude.
You're not abusing Butthead.
You're not abusing Butthead.
Stop it.
All right.
Stop it.
You're not.
It's not working.
Major fail.
614, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, my.
Oh, my God.
Give me a break.
Did I hear a horse?
Did I hear a horse?
And then an.
Oh, my.
You sick son of a bitch, man.
I mean, what do you bring a horse to the tub there, Tub Guy?
Jesus Christ.
Another wizard, radio graffiti.
Anime is a prime example of why two nukes just wasn't enough.
Shut up.
Anime is a bunch of freaking idiot losers, all right?
All right.
I saw that one clip.
Pony, pony, pony.
Yeah!
I saw it, all right, assholes.
208, radio graffiti.
Hello, ghost.
Matlov Samrof.
Capitalists completely agree with you on your idea.
That's a horrible Russian accent, by the way.
Horrible Russian accent.
479, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
Hey, how's it going?
Yeah.
A little bit of a happy-go-lucky feller there, huh?
Who else we got?
We've got Poop Tickle, Radio Graffiti.
Shove that up, your ass, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Note party, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I just wanted to say it's really good to be back, and I missed you so much.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Here's this trans-testicle, for Christ's sake.
Where the hell have you been, for Christ's sake?
Where have you been?
Well, I was, I, uh, I had to go get blood, and they told me to lay up the estrogen pills, so I didn't want to show you my Manly voice.
Wait, wait a minute.
You're a trans-testicle, and you're given blood?
Yes.
I mean, isn't that an oxymoron?
I mean, isn't there some kind of prerequisite that you're not taking it up the pooper so that you can possibly?
I don't know.
Am I wrong?
I mean, shouldn't you not be taking it in the pooper and servicing glory holes and then donating blood?
No, you just can't have any sexual.
You can't have sex with anybody who has had sexually transmitted diseases.
And that entailed you?
You sound like you got herpes of the throat, for Christ's sake.
And that entailed you?
Oh, ghost, you silly little jokes.
I miss them too.
God, chief, get this trans-testicle.
Get them off, for Christ's sake.
A couple of more, and then we're out of here.
All right, 707 Radio Graffiti.
Goddamn hambone crap.
For Christ's sake, I'm not a freaking hambone.
I don't know how many times I have to tell you, sexy shit.
203, radio graffiti.
Well?
Goodbye.
Jesus Christ.
214, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, this is Debbie Daly.
What's up?
What's going on?
You know what I mean?
I had all these things to talk about.
I had all these things to talk about that you were talking about, but there's just so much.
I just want to say that this world is so messed up today that you and I are just going to stay pissed off for the rest of the time we're here.
I mean, we're going to have to.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, these people are pissing me off.
They're a bunch of jerks out here, for Christ's sake.
They got no soul whatsoever.
Anyway, folks, we got 20 seconds left.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I may or may not have a show tomorrow, so follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
It's the fastest way to figure out if I'm going to conduct a broadcast.
Ghost Politics, all right?
All one word, no underscores.
Anyway, we're now officially off the live feed.
We are now strictly just in the damn archive feed.
So if you happen to be listening to the archive, well, you know, you're in luck because those that are listening live aren't listening to this, all right?
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and throw one more time the Twitter address that everybody needs to follow.
All right?
Let everybody know to follow this address, Ghost Politics, all right?
And moreover, every episode that I have ever conducted on this broadcast is located at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
Make sure to add that to your favorites bookmarket the whole nine yards.
Anyway, I'm going to do a couple of more after-the-show radio graffitis, and then I'm out of here, all right?
Because I know that I was a little over in the broadcast as it related to a lot of the subject matters.
So let's go ahead and let's do some goddamn after-the-show radio graffiti, shall we?
313, radio graffiti.
Must get groped.
Must allow child to be molested by government.
Must have government take x-ray picture of my personal.
You sick son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, you know, you goddamn splicers are pissing me off.
Do you understand that?
You're pissing me off.
712, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, this is Gazad.
Thanks for doing the show, and fuck Obama for not allowing the pipeline to go through it.
Yeah, no kidding.
I hear you, man.
I mean, what was it?
140,000 potential jobs that could have been created with the Keystone Pipeline, but no.
The Hairbanger, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
Doo doo-doo-doo-doo, your ghost, the hambone.
Oh, yeah, you're the asshole that damn.
You're the asshole that started this clap.
You're the asshole that made that remix.
God damn it.
You're lucky you're not in my goddamn presence, because if you were, I would be smashing your face like you did.
You piece of copy, you piece of this was your face.
This is your goddamn face.
I'm not a freaking hambone.
You understand that?
678, radio graffiti.
New Logo For Capitalist Army00:07:06
What's your favorite brand of beer?
Well, you know, I don't really have a favorite brand of beer per se.
I mean, I like all kinds of beers, you know?
All kinds.
I like to consider myself a connoisseur as it relates to beer and scotches and champagnes and other libations of that nature.
I like all kinds of beers, you know?
And for different reasons.
I mean, I love the intricacies and the nuances of the taste of them.
You know, they come from other parts of the world.
Let me tell you something.
Just based upon the taste of the beer, I could tell you what part of the world it came from.
That's how much of a connoisseur I am as it relates to consuming beer.
You know what I'm saying?
339, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, we can't understand you, you idiot.
304, Radio Graffiti.
I will love anime until I die.
Well, that's because you're a butt-loving fruit bowl with no chick.
817, what's up?
All right, with these stupid remixes, for Christ's sake.
Radio Graffiti.
Stupid, sir!
I'm not going to take this anymore.
I'm going down to Sixth Street.
I'm gone down.
It's military.
I'm not going to sit over here and continue to take the ridicule from these troll damn terrorists.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to sit.
Jesus.
Damn it.
Can you hear me, you scumbags?
I'm not going to continue to take the goddamn ridicule that I continue to perpetually take from you stupid troll terrorists.
So I'm getting the hell off of here, all right?
I was going to do some damn radio graffiti after the show radio graffiti.
It was going to be all cool about it and crap, but no, I'm not going to do it because you idiots don't deserve it.
Anyway, I don't know if I'm going to do a broadcast tomorrow.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't care.
All right?
But if you want to be the first to find out whether or not I'm going to have a broadcast, well, by God, follow me on Twitter.
All right?
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All one word, no underscores, baby.
That's all there is to it.
Anyway, folks, once again, if you haven't had your fair shit.
Fair shit.
Well, I'm sure half of you haven't.
You probably not five are intake and sons of bitches.
But if you haven't had your fair fix of the true capitalist radio broadcast, well, by God, you need to bookmark or add to your favorites the archive page of every single edition, every single show I have ever done is on this page.
All right?
It's www.blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
There it is right there.
And moreover, I hate to say this, but we had to say goodbye to the capitalist army as we know it.
That's right.
The capitalist army social network concept, it was just costing way too much money for the server.
And not too many people were actually going on it and doing anything about it.
It cost more money than it did to actually run.
So what we're going to do with the Capitalist Army instead is here within the next month or so, we're going to make it a purely forum post-based website so that everybody can go out and go on this forum post and post whatever it is that they want to post on.
And it's going to be fairly simple, fairly easy.
And this way the Capitalist Army can congregate and actually discuss subject matters if necessary.
Because unfortunately, the concept that we had previous just wasn't working.
People weren't posting videos.
People weren't posting audio files.
People weren't posting anything.
And moreover, one more thing I have to announce.
We have a winner.
Somebody has actually recreated the Ghost logo.
That's right.
The True Capitalist Radio Ghost logo has been chosen.
There's been a lot of people that actually submitted graphics.
And I definitely want to thank all those folks that contributed to the graphics to be the new official avatar of Ghost himself here.
But we have a winner.
And let me tell you, we are going to be releasing shirts.
We're going to be releasing all kinds of stuff before Christmas.
It's going to have the new logo on it.
We're going to have a new year.
It's going to be better than ever.
True Capitalist Radio, baby.
And I can't wait.
I can't wait.
So once again, we do have a new logo.
You're going to be seeing it shortly.
And once it's out there, we're going to put it on shirts.
We're going to put it on everything, baby.
All right?
And we want you to support the True Capitalist Radio broadcast by purchasing a couple of shirts, you know, purchasing some merchandise out here.
All right?
If you start doing that, I'm going to come here every goddamn day, baby.
You understand that?
You do that, I come here every goddamn day.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
I don't know.
I may do a broadcast tomorrow.
I'm not sure.
All right.
I'm not sure.
Just follow me on Twitter and see if I will.
All right.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Tweet at me if you think I should do a Thanksgiving Day special.
And if I do, if you're going to be listening to it with the fam.
Because I just may do that.
I just may have a Thanksgiving special of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And I think that it'd be pretty goddamn funny.
Because I know that everybody, or at least most people, have the day off that day.
And everybody's going to be around a bunch of family.
There's going to be a lot of people with the availability to listen in.
So I'm considering, I'm considering a True Capitalist Radio Thanksgiving.
Tweet at me and let me know what you think about it.
Anyway, folks, I am out of here.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me, folks.
And remember, long live the capitalist movement.
And what do I have to say about Occupy Wall Street?
What do I have to say about it?
Oh, yeah.
Goodbye.
I'm out of here, folks.
Get me out of here, Engineer.
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Boar's Head Teriyaki Chicken Launch00:00:30
Boar's Head is bringing a slice of Japan to the deli.
Tender, slow-roasted chicken breast, coated in our signature teriyaki glaze, where ginger, garlic, and a hint of brown sugar meet for a flavor that's both sweet and savory.