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This is True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his Skylight Office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
Go Me.
What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I want to extend my sincerest apologies to all the folks that have been expecting a broadcast.
As of late, yours truly, if you listened to the last broadcast until the end, got sick and tired of the disrespect and the constant besmirching of my broadcast.
And given the fact that I've made a lot of money on the prognostications that yours truly has prognosticated throughout the history of this broadcast, it's all documented, by the way, at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
I decided to go out there and to continue to contribute to the American economy by going out there and spending a lot of the capital that I have generated from the prognostications that yours truly has made.
And that's not just, you know, basing the profits just strictly on the equities and commodities plays that yours truly has prognosticated.
Let's not forget the brick and mortar business that I have invested in.
That's doing great, man.
I mean, it's doing unbelievable.
Moreover, I'm out here investing in other type of assets, hard assets.
Moreover, I've taken an increased stake in silver because I believe that there's going to be a short-term run on silver here within the next six to nine months.
And I definitely want a piece of that given the fact that these silver prices are fairly decent.
Anyway, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to know that this is episode number 173.
173 number episode for all the folks that are keeping track.
And before we get into anything, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house for Christ's sake.
Now, I know it's been a long time and a lot of things have, you know, come and gone in the news.
You know, I know that there's been a lot of things.
I know we passed Veterans Day this past Friday.
Know that this is a whole bunch of things have passed.
But did you take a look at the markets for cracks?
I mean, even though we saw a lot of sell-off today because these goddamn stupid European jerknicks can't figure out that socialism doesn't work for the little pansy prehistoric selves, but other than that, did anybody see the goddamn markets?
I mean, I've been just, Jesus Christ.
It's just, it's almost not fair, you know?
Oh, my God.
And I sincerely hope that folks that have been listening to this broadcast have been prognosticating on some of the analysis and commentary that I have been broadcasting on this show, and hopefully you've been taking advantage of it.
Hopefully, you've been using pieces of it and implementing it in your own investing strategy.
And if you were, you'd be making just as much money as yours truly, if not more.
All right?
But before we get into anything else, let's get to the markets now.
I know that, you know, I've been going for Jesus Christ almost about a week or something.
But once again, I got sick and tired of these jerk dicks that continue to call my broadcast to continue to harass my show.
I'm sick and tired of it, and I had to take a break for a little bit.
So, you know, before we get into anything else, let me go ahead and take a swig of this Johnny Walker blue label, baby, because drinking is what I like to do.
Go ahead and take a sip of this.
Oh, man, some good stuff.
Oh, man.
And anyway, another thing that I noticed this past weekend, I was out there shopping at a lot of these shopping centers out here in Austin, Texas.
I like to, you know what, I don't even want to tell you the shopping centers I go to because you idiots probably show up there trying to look for me.
But anyway, I did notice that there was a lot of people, a lot of people waiting in line for Modern Warfare 3 at the goddamn game stops all over Austin, Texas, for Christ's sake.
I mean, seriously, folks, I mean, you know, waiting in line.
It was at midnight, mind you.
You know what I mean?
Midnight out here.
These people are waiting in line for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I hope you folks are happy with your little games.
And look, I'm not going to try to talk garbage against gamers.
Believe me, I understand the gaming concept.
I just don't like the modern day games.
I'm an old school guy, all right?
Now, I mean, I like the old Nintendo.
You know what I mean?
I think they ruined it with Super Nintendo.
I think, you know, they even ruined it more with Nintendo 64 for Christ's sake.
And the modern games now, it's just, I mean, there's really no skill whatsoever.
It's just, you know, the ability to get your thumbs bruised, in my personal opinion.
But I do get why people like games, all right?
I mean, they're making more money, the gaming industry that is, they're making more money than the movie industry.
Markets Down, Gamers Up00:05:18
You know what I mean?
So congrats to whoever's manufacturing these games.
Congrats to the visual effects artists, the programmers, and everybody in the tech industry that are taking advantage of this big boom out here in the gaming world because they are surpassing.
I'm not joking.
This is not a joke.
They are surpassing the revenue of movies.
And I'm talking about these big budget Tom Cruise explosion out the ass type movies.
So much props.
Even though I may frown upon those that are camping out at 12 midnight to get the goddamn, what do we call that?
The Modern Warfare 3.
Hey, the bottom line is they're making capital.
And as long as somebody's making capital, I'm happy.
So anyway, cheers to those folks.
Let's go ahead and get to the markets right now, folks.
We've got Dow Jones Industrials modestly receding after massive, massive increases in volatility.
Moreover, massive gains since I've been gone.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm straight, straight up, since I've been gone.
There's been major gains, man.
I mean, I've been making them.
I don't know about you, but I know I have been making them.
Minor sell-off today because once again, Europe, these idiots from Europe just cannot realize that socialism is not working for you, stupid idiots out there.
And it doesn't matter what part of Europe you're calling from.
All right, I'm talking about Greece.
I'm talking about those meatball-eating Italians, the Spaniards, you know, the Portuguese out there, the Irish.
I mean, you know, these damn European socialists continue to want to sustain an unsustainable concept.
And because of this, we're having a lot of volatility in the market, to say the least.
I mean, that's just unfortunate.
I mean, these damn Europeans are having more of an impact on our markets than our actual market.
But I anticipate the Eurozone either coming up and either implementing austerity programs and implementing proper governments to facilitate growth in these particular regions or to completely dissipate altogether.
So, either way, it's good news for America.
The unfortunate part about it is we're about five years away from what's happening here in Europe, if not sooner.
You know, maybe I'm overestimating, but we need to start getting our own act together.
All right, we need to start realizing that we need to have our own austerity program out here in America.
We need to realize that we are sucking off of Big Brother's teeth way too much, and we can't afford it given the fact that there's not enough taxpayers to suffice the amount of money that's going out of the government's pocket.
And it's ridiculous.
And if we don't stop this ridiculous orgy of entitlements, I guarantee we're going to see what's happening in Europe happen right here in America.
All right?
But anyway, a minor retraction today, minus 74.70 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
A percentage decrease of 0.61%, closing out the Dow Jones at 12,079 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
Let's go to the SP.
The SP is down 12.07%, closing out minus 0.96%.
I completely missed that for Christ's sake.
Hey, engineer, you're messing it up, man.
You're throwing crap on my screen.
It's all messed up for Christ's sake.
Get it straight.
Get it straight.
We'll do it.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, folks.
I know I've been gone a while.
Unfortunately, the engineer seems like he's still on vacation, whatever the case might be.
Anyway, SP is down 12.07 points.
A percentage decrease of 0.96%.
Thanks, engineer, for finally done your goddamn job.
Anyway, the SP closes out today at 1,251.78 points.
Let's go to the NASDAQ.
It closes out down 21.53 points.
A percentage decrease of 0.80%.
Closing out the NASDAQ at 2,657.22 points for the NASDAQ composite.
And for our brethren across the pond out there in England, the FTSE 100 is down also today, 26.34 points, a percentage decrease of 0.47% on the day, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,519.04 points.
So everybody took a little bit in the tea today.
Minor retraction, though.
But once again, I don't understand where investors think they're going to put this capital.
I mean, you know, i if you look at the commodities, they were definitely not putting it in the damn commodities today.
You know, I mean, commodities markets look more volatile than the goddamn equities markets.
But either way, I I'm assuming that these investors in this pussy-whipped investment community actually believe that cashing out is the best option.
Credit Unions vs Banks00:07:21
But if you've been listening to this broadcast, folks, you know as well as I, if you keep your capital in the savings account, the amount of interest rate that you gain from that savings account isn't going to keep up with the rate of inflation.
So, you're losing money by keeping your goddamn money in the savings account.
I'm serious.
I'm not trying to dissuade people from banks and all this other nonsense, but you should start spreading out your capital.
I mean, if you're generating money to save for future purposes, you need to look at other financial instruments or financial vehicles that will be able to appreciate or possibly spike at some given time so you can have generous returns on the money that you invest.
Should be no reason why you're giving it to some bank who's only going to give you, what, 0.5%, 0.75%, whatever the crap they're giving you now for Christ.
It's so horrible.
It's horrible.
And moreover, I also wanted to talk a little bit about, since we're talking about banks here, I want to talk a little bit about this ridiculous nonsense that has been inspired by this Occupy Wall Street crap to, I don't know, they're advising folks to basically withdraw all their money from the quote-unquote corporate banks.
Yeah.
They want everybody to just withdraw their money, close their accounts at the so-called corporate banks so they can go to credit unions.
I mean, seriously, credit unions, guys?
I mean, you think that's a viable alternative for your financial future?
The goddamn credit union.
Are you folks have ever done business with a credit union for Christ's sake?
It's a financial bureaucracy.
It's a non-profit bank.
I mean, it's an oxymoron for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something.
You idiots that are out here switching your accounts from financial institutions that know what they're talking about to goddamn credit unions.
You're going to find out very quick that credit unions could give two rats' asses about your capital.
All right?
I mean, I'm not joking.
You're going to find out that, hey, if I, for whatever reason, need to refinance my home because I need the capital generated from the equity so that I can offset debts or so I can take care of an emergency from the family or whatever the case might be, you're going to find out that these credit unions don't give you refinancing with cash out options, ass clowns.
All right?
And you're going to realize that you're not going to get terrific returns and terrific service as it relates to your financial future as it relates to these goddamn credit unions.
Now, let me explain.
I wasn't a big fan of the $5 per month debit card fee that these goddamn banks were charging.
But you have to understand the root of that problem.
The root of the problem is legislation that was passed to regulate banks.
And as a result, the banks, because of the high cost of regulation, have to gain that particular generated revenue that used to be on their books in some other fashion.
You see, that $5 debit card fee used to be paid by the commercial vendors that actually utilize the services of transacting debit cards.
Yeah.
So the commercial people who actually took your debit card and charged it to their account were the ones that paid for that $5 a month debit card fee that the banks were implementing.
All right?
And because of all the damn liberal regulation and all this other nonsense, you can't do that.
I mean, the government is fixing prices within the financial industry, telling the banks that, oh, well, you can only charge businesses this way.
This much and no more.
And you can only charge this much.
I mean, they're fixing prices.
So that's why you have all these financial institutions, where they were until the uproar by the public.
They're going to charge $5 a month for a debit card fee.
All right.
Now, because of the uproar, they're going to subtly get that money through some fashion, believe me.
Believe me.
But all you idiots that are going to sit over here and praise credit unions, credit unions are the worst financial institutions that I have ever witnessed in my life.
Go wait in line in a goddamn credit union and see, and just ask them some financial question.
Ask the idiot there at the damn teller.
Ask them anything about their own goddamn institution.
They're not going to be able to tell you.
They're a bunch of paper-pushing bureaucrats.
I mean, why don't you walk into a credit union and just observe?
All right?
And you're going to see people just kind of walking around.
You know, the people that should be working are just kind of paper-pushing.
You know, they're kind of horse-playing with one another.
I kid you not, folks.
Go into a goddamn credit union if you think I'm lying.
All right?
Go into a goddamn credit union.
You're going to see these idiots horseplaying out here.
You know, there's nobody that's.
I mean, you're going to be waiting in line for Christ's sake.
There's other people available to take teller spots, and there's other people available to work, but they're just, you know, pushing papers and pretending like they're busy, taking breaks conveniently enough.
I mean, it's stupid.
It's unbelievable, and it's pathetic.
So, in my personal opinion, you credit unions can have the losers that transfer to your goddamn little pissing ground non-profit financial institution.
Because inevitably, the people that know what's going on understand what the financial system is all about.
And when it comes down time to raise capital, when you need capital and you need equity out of the home that you own because you have considerable equity, the financial institutions that these people hate so much will be the first ones to come out and either refinance your home with a cash out option, give you a home equity loan at a generous rate, I mean, so on and so forth.
You know what the credit union is going to do?
They're going to be like, oh, we don't have that as part of our financial instrument product that shut up.
All right?
You're a stupid, imbecilic, non-profit financial institution, and it's stupid.
All right?
Believe me.
I mean, you're going to regret.
All you people out there are going to regret going to a goddamn credit union because they don't care how long you've been banking with them.
You could be banking with these people.
Your whole family.
Your whole goddamn family could be banking with these damn credit unions.
They don't care.
They don't care.
All right?
I'm sick of that stupid whole idea.
Oh, we're going to transfer our accounts to credit unions because credit unions are going to...
What?
What are credit unions going to do?
Besides, use your money so that it can continue their paper-pushing nonprofit bureaucracy.
You know it, and I know it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I didn't mean to get up with that tirate.
Energy Commodities Surge00:06:28
Let's get to the goddamn commodities, and I want to take your calls.
I've been going a long time, and I want to see what people have to say out here.
Let's get to energy.
Now, we saw some major pops in energy since I was gone, but today, major sell-off today because of fears of an economic recession in the European Union.
And I think those fears are beyond founded.
I think they've been in a recession, if you want my personal opinion.
I don't know what today is any different from yesterday or last week, but this is what's basically fueling the sell-off of not only the equities, but here in the commodities.
Let's check out energy.
Brent crude is down majorly today.
It is down $2.17, a percentage decrease of 1.90% on the day, closing out Brent crude at $111.99 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline futures down today, $5.75, a percentage decrease of 0.58%.
Don't look for those small little minor decreases to bring down the cost that we're seeing creep up at the pump.
You're going to continue to see those, just as I prognosticated.
And if you were listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, you would have known this man.
Anyway, we got heating oil futures down today, 46 cents.
We've got natural gas futures down majorly today.
They are down 13 cents, a percentage decrease of get this 3.74% decrease on the day.
I mean, good God.
I'm telling you, what I keep telling you about that natural gas market, man, volatile, volatile, volatile, man.
I have no reason.
I don't understand why it is.
All right.
I don't even like natural gas.
I know that all these T-Boom pickings and all these other ass clowns, these ex-oil people, are starting to tout all this natural gas promotion because supposedly America is the Saudi Arabia of natural gas.
But, you know, give me a break.
I mean, let's be honest.
I mean, you know, to implement natural gas as a viable alternative, I mean, one would have to somehow, somebody would have to build the infrastructure like natural gas stations and natural gas cars.
And I mean, all this natural gas mechanics and all this other nonsense, which, let's be honest, it would be like, you know, building the car from scratch once again.
And secondly, I mean, let's be honest, I mean, you know, natural gas, it's a little unstable.
All right.
I mean, you know, we've had a whole bunch of drilling happening out here in Texas.
I know that Rick Perry likes to tout that, yeah, my economic policy is going to get America working again.
I mean, let's be honest, his economic policy is nothing more than allowing people to go out and drill and go out and pump oil and natural gas and shale search and all this other nonsense anywhere in the country.
That's his strategy.
And out here in Texas, we actually have these natural gas people trying to pump natural gas out here in Texas.
And believe it or not, anybody who's living around anywhere where they're pumping up for natural gas, I mean, I kid you not, out here in Texas, their tap water is flammable.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you should, I think that it's on YouTube, if I'm not mistaken.
But believe it or not, their goddamn tap water is flammable because the natural gas, it's a gas for Christ's sake.
It's going to seep in everywhere.
It's going to seep into pipes.
It's going to seep in everywhere for Christ's sake.
So I don't like natural gas in general.
All right?
All right.
The only natural gas I like is this.
That's the only natural gas I appreciate.
That's the only goddamn natural gas that I appreciate, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We got WTI Sweet Crude, which is the price that everybody should be concerned with.
Because as I've said, as I've said, WTI Sweet Crude not only dictates how much we pay at the pump, but it also dictates how much more we're going to pay for products on the shelves at shopping malls and supermarkets.
Because once again, those products have to get from point A to point B, and they use some mode of transportation, and that mode of transportation utilizes petroleum.
So if these gas prices, or these WTI sweet crude prices, if they go up, well, as a result, we're going to see increased prices in every product on top of increased prices at the gas pumps.
So let me tell you something, all right?
We got this WTI sweet crude price approaching $100.
Now, I know it minorly sold off today.
I mean, but I mean, we're approaching $100.
And once again, this right here could potentially hurt any kind of recovery, any kind of a bounce back that this economy is potentially having at this point in time.
And that's why every time that I see WTI Sweet Crude approaching 100, I get a little concerned.
I get a little concerned because that means that people are going to be less likely to go out, go out and have a dinner somewhere at one of these restaurants, go out and go to the shopping malls, go out and go to the movies, and spend money.
I mean, they're going to be less likely to do that if this WTI sweet crude price is up the anal passage.
They're not going to do it.
So if we take a look at the price today, even though it's down 78 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.79% today, WTI Sweet Crude is still $98.21 per barrel.
That's right, $98.21 per barrel.
We're heading towards $100.
And let me tell you, once we start heading towards $100, they're going to start blaming everybody.
You know, the administration is going to say, oh, those oil people, it's going to just turn into a disaster.
Anyway, before I get off on a tie, let's go on.
We got agriculture, canola, after seeing decreases for a long time, they're finally up $4.40 today, a percentage decrease, excuse me, a percentage increase of 0.85%.
We've got cocoa down minor today, $4, a percentage decrease of 0.16% for cocoa.
Homeowners Association Chaos00:11:04
Coffee is down $3.15, a percentage decrease of 1.33% for coffee.
Let me tell you something.
If we're continuing to see these decreases in coffee, how come Starbucks is increasing their prices?
Can somebody explain that?
I mean, I can't believe the people that I know in Austin, Texas, that go out and literally have not just one cup, but like literally two or three cups of this goddamn Starbucks coffee a day, and they're paying like eight, nine bucks a cup, for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
All right?
I mean, let's just get over the whole coffee idea, all right?
I mean, just have a Coca-Cola or something.
There's no reason to go out and continuously spend this amount of money just so that what?
You can go.
I'm going to go out and have a cup of Java.
I'm going to go out to Starbucks and I'm going to be like some pretentious little ass crack with my little laptop and my little latte right next to it, pretending that I'm working on some kind of a script that's going to be the next big budget blockbuster.
I mean, just shut your stupid, dumb, wannabe bourgeois liberal asses up, man.
I'm sick of these people.
And another thing I'm sick of, you damn coffee bastards always blaming.
I'm going to say it.
Yeah, I'm going to say it again.
All you damn coffee bastards blaming the reason why you're such a jerk dick in the morning because you haven't had your coffee.
You know what I'm talking about?
Idiots that are like, AG, don't talk to me unless I have my coffee.
Don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me unless I have my coffee.
Shut your stupid goddamn.
I want to slap these people.
You understand that?
I want to physically slap and maybe choke some of these people to death for Christ's sake.
I don't take coffee.
Do you understand?
I don't drink coffee.
I don't like coffee.
I'm naturally energized.
You understand that?
I'm naturally awake when I wake up.
You want to understand?
You want to know what motivates me?
Making money.
All right?
Making capital.
Investing.
Do you understand?
That's what motivates me.
I don't have to sit over here and guzzle down a damn cup of coffee because there we go.
Do you understand?
I'm telling you, I don't like coffee.
I do not drink coffee.
I don't drink coffee.
And for you, idiots, look at this, you stupid jerky.
Look at them.
Look at her in the chat room there.
Oh, you're un-American, ghosts, for not liking coffee.
You're un-American.
Coffee is not even made in America, dick.
I mean, do you understand that coffee is made by some guy in a mustache and a sombrero with a donkey out there in South America somewhere?
I mean, don't sit over here and give me this crap that, oh, you're un-American for not liking coffee.
Coffee is not even made in America.
So how in the hell can I be un-American if I don't like something that's not made in America?
People are idiots.
You understand?
You people are morons, for Christ's sake.
All you people that are in here flapping your fat sausages or fingers on the goddamn keyboard in this chat room live right now saying that I'm un-American, you people are ignorant pieces of waste of human life, all right?
You take that in your goddamn pipe and smoke it, you dumb ignorant pieces of trash.
And you know who I'm talking to.
You people in the chat room, you know who I'm talking to.
Piece of crap.
All right, let me calm down here.
I mean, we're going off here because I'm sorry.
Don't be getting sidetracked with these idiots.
But let's move on for Christ's sake.
Let's get corn.
Corn is down today, $4.50, a percentage decrease of 0.69%.
We need that corn price to come down.
We've seen it spike since I've been gone for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you, I've been seeing it at the supermarket every time that I get ready to grill on Sunday.
That's right.
I have to get an electric grill out here from an Austin condo.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, because you can't have gas, you know, potential fire hazards, so on and so forth.
So, I mean, I like to go out and I like to, you know, I have an electric, what do you call it?
I got an electric grill.
I also got an electric smoker, believe it or not.
All right?
And what I like to do is I like to put some of these damn ears of corn right there in that electric smoker and put some mesquite, you know, wood chunks in that center.
I mean, you know, some goddamn oak wood chunks in that center of the bitch.
And let me tell you something.
You let that corn roast and smoke and don't take the husks off, assholes, all right?
The husks give it flavor.
And it's the best taste of your life.
Now, the only reason that I'm pissed off is because I'm from Texas.
All right?
We got a lot of agricultural real estate out here.
And I don't understand why I'm paying a dollar an ear of corn or two ears of corn for a dollar.
I don't understand this.
I don't understand why this is happening.
All right?
And screw you idiots saying that I'm not really Texan for not using a real, you idiots.
Screw you.
I'm from Texas, you piece of crap.
Sit over here.
Oh, you're not Texan if you're using an electric grill.
Shut up, all right?
I live in a goddamn high-rise condominium right in the middle of downtown Austin, Texas, off of 6th Street, for Christ's sake.
Something that maybe more than 90% of you idiots will never experience in your damn life, for Christ's sake, all right?
So it's a fire hazard, all right?
It's a goddamn fire hazard to be having a propane tank, having any kind of a damn wood-burning grill out here.
All right?
And not to mention, we got a homeowners association.
You see, I like homeowners associations.
You know, they keep riffraft out.
You understand that?
Yeah.
I mean, you're never going to see any, you know, Shaniqua with the long fingernails and eight kids move into a condominium that's got a generous homeowners association monthly expense because they ain't going to be able to do it.
They ain't going to be able to cover the homeowners association costs with the damn housing voucher program with the entitlements.
So let me tell you something.
I appreciate homeowners associations.
And let me tell you something.
If you are a part of some kind of a community and you don't have a homeowners association and you're wondering why you're having these derelicts and these losers and this riff raft moving into your damn neighborhood, that's the reason.
All right?
That's the reason right there.
So screw you bastards are saying, oh, you're not real Texan if you're using electric.
Shut up, all right?
When I lived out there in Leander a couple of years back, I used to grill like a some bitch.
So don't give me this crap.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, you people, I'm not, this is my first date back.
You people are already making me regret even doing a show today, scumbags.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we got corn once again down $4.50.
Cotton is down $1.42, a decrease of 1.45%.
Look, we're seeing some really cheap prices here in cotton.
Really cheap prices here in cotton.
And it really doesn't matter at this point because these idiot males, you know, most of these males out here in America are not going to stop dressing like a bunch of fruity ass bastards.
It just doesn't seem like they're not going to stop with Ed Hardy shirts and the Amber Crombie Fitch and the Hollister and all this nonsense that basically is eight times too small for their little disgusting over-feminine bodies.
All right.
That emphasizes the goddamn feminine physical attributes.
Let me repeat that one more time.
This male attire in today's America accentuates the feminine female attributes of males in America today.
All right?
And we're just accepting this.
Look.
All right, Fruit Bowls.
Cotton is down.
All right?
Cotton is down.
There should be no reason why you idiots should be buying any more of these damn fruity ass fashion attire that is over-feminizing males in today's America.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, these goddamn blue jeans that are freaking leggings, for Christ's sake, for leggings?
I mean, you know, you idiots out there in America, and I'm talking about the males that are under the age of 35, you're so fruity, okay?
You're so fruity that you would probably go to an Amber Crombie, Fitch or Hollister goddamn store if they advertise boys' pants were low because you're a cocktail.
Bunch of fruity ass, goddamn fetch.
Bunch of fruity bastards out there for a gun out here in America.
Bunch of bundle of fruit balls man fruit balls.
For crap sake, Jesus Christ, man.
I told myself when I was going to do this damn broadcast, that I wasn't going to flip out.
I promised myself this crap.
But damn it!
Damn it!
Look at the world!
Look at America, for Christ's sake!
Jesus Christ, man!
Give me the mic!
Give me the cop.
Freaking mic!
Goddamn mic!
Let me tell you something, you scumbags.
I gotta go out every time I leave after this broadcast and walk down 6th Street so I can walk home.
And I am passed by by thousand of these douchebags.
I mean, thousand of these over-feminine fruit bowls, man.
Jesus Christ.
So once again, you idiots, all right?
Cotton is down.
There should be no reason why you idiots are going out and buying this over-feminized underground 1979 San Francisco fruit ball damn attire.
Should be no reason.
Jesus Christ.
My blood pressure is high for Christ's sake.
I'm sweating for Christ's sake.
My heart's beating like a rabbit because I can't stand this America that we're turning into.
miracle that we're turning into, for Christ's sake.
I'm pissed, man.
I'm freaking pissed, man.
I'm freaking pissed, man.
Lean Hog Price Spike00:09:33
Anyway, where the hell was I at, engineer?
All right, let's get to the damn market.
Where the hell was I at, for Christ's sake?
It's dirty!
It's dirty!
Yeah!
All right, yeah, that's right.
I was raging about cotton there for a second.
All right, let's move on.
I'm going to get through this and get on with the broadcast, all right?
All right, wheat is down 12 bucks, all right, down 1.68 percent.
Sugar is down modestly, it's down a quarter, it's down a percent today.
We got soybean up today, two dollars and seventy-five cents, lumber is down two dollars today, oat future is down two dollars and fifty cents.
We got soybean oil futures up today, twenty-four cents, and of course, it looks like the bull-nose bulldykes didn't come out today because the wool futures are unchanged today.
All right, they are unchanged as of right now.
Jesus Christ, anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
All right, let's get to the metals, shall we?
Let's get to the metals now.
Believe it or not, copper in today's health or skelter market was actually up modestly today.
That's right.
Copper is up two dollars and seventy cents, a percentage increase of point seven eight percent on the day.
So, everybody who's invested in some kind of copper interest, you definitely at least made some profits today in this sea of red.
Let's get to gold, shall we?
Gold is down modestly also today, $6.80, a percentage decrease of 0.38%.
You see no consistency whatsoever.
You know that you're in a goddamn pussy whip investment community when you have not only the equities markets down, but the commodities down as well.
All right, I mean, it just goes to show you that these investors don't know their answers from their elbow.
It's ridiculous, all right?
I mean, hey, if you're an investor out there, stop being a pussy, all right?
I mean, just stop, all right?
Every time you see some news, every time you see some earnings, I mean, just stop being a puss, all right?
Remember, the capitalists used to have balls, remember, guys?
I mean, that's what makes capitalists capitalists.
They go out, they take high-risk investments.
They're entrepreneurs, they're innovators.
They inspire innovation.
They inspire creativity.
I mean, enough with this damn pussy-whipped investment community that we got here in America in America today, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we got gold.
Once again, we said it was down $6.80, closing out gold today at $1,781.30 per troy ounce of gold today.
We also saw a sell-off in silver, which means I'm increasing more of my positions in silver.
And let me tell you something.
I'm actually going to start accumulating physical hard asset silver.
Because, look, we did see $50 silver prices this past spring, folks.
We remember this.
So, I mean, I believe that not only could it hit $50 troy ounce silver prices once again here within the next three, four months, but we could probably see this go surpass that.
All right, surpass that, in my personal opinion.
And the reason I'm basing this prognostication is just take a look at the government.
I mean, I know we got this damn debt commission committee that's supposed to be suggesting certain cuts in the government's budget, but do you actually think that the president's going to be doing this before the election?
Absolutely not.
He's not going to be cutting anything.
All right, the bottom line is we're going to continue to see government spending.
And if we're going to continue to see government spending, well, then we're going to continue to see the degrading and the devaluing of the American dollar.
And if we're going to see the devaluing of the American dollar, well, then just by that basis alone, by default, you're going to see an increase in these two hard asset commodities.
And I'm talking about silver and gold.
And in my personal opinion, I mean, I'd still go out and try to get some gold, but if you want a higher percentage on your yield as it relates to investing in this hard asset, in my personal opinion, I'm doing silver.
And let me tell you, I'm starting to get silver coins.
I'm getting silver bars.
I'm buying kilos of silver.
Because let me tell you, once we see those $50, $60, $70 troy ounce silver prices, I mean, right then and there, you've got cash reserves on hand, baby.
All right?
On hand, cash reserves.
I mean, just imagine you buy it at these rates.
I mean, let's take a look at silver's price today.
It was down modestly 48 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.39%, closing out silver at $34.20 per troy ounce.
I mean, let me tell you something.
The profit margins, just if it goes $50 a troy ounce again, are tremendous.
It's a higher yield than you would with gold, in my personal opinion, even though I do think gold is also a good asset to hold as a hard asset as the devaluing of the American dollar continues.
When should you sell your hard assets when you start seeing a competent government start actually implementing America's austerity, actually starting to cut from the government's outgoing expenses.
Moreover, when you start seeing the interest rates go up set forth by the Federal Reserve, once you start seeing these things come into play, that's when you're going to start seeing major sell-offs in this silver and gold bubble that we're seeing here and that we have seen within the past year or so.
All right?
So it's basically as simple as that.
Anyway, we already said the silver prices.
Let's get to livestock, shall we?
As a matter of fact, live cattle has gone completely through the roof for the prices.
We saw a minor retraction today.
But the reason that we're seeing major increases in live cattle, we're seeing major increases in cattle feeder, was because Walmart, believe it or not, Walmart is going to start carrying choice beef in all their little super Walmart locations.
Believe it or not, you're actually going to get yourself some goddamn choice beef at your goddamn local Walmart.
And you have to think that those Walmarts have to supply all their Walmarts all over the country and throughout the world.
And that's going to decrease the amount of supply that's available for everybody else out here in the world, man.
I mean, so you're going to see an increase in steak prices.
So you better stock up now before you start seeing these steak prices go through the roof.
And let me tell you something.
I've already done stocked up.
All right.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I got my New York strips.
I got the prime ribs.
I've got Porterhouse, T-Bone steaks.
I've got them all on ice, baby.
All right?
All on ice because I know these steak prices are going to go up the roof.
Yeah.
Thanks, Walmart.
Jesus Christ.
Why don't you just stick to selling things to the Poe in America for Christ's sake and leave yourself out of the goddamn beef butchery business?
You stupid morons.
Anyway, we got live cattle futures down modestly today, but we saw just a dramatic increase throughout the time I've been gone.
But the decrease today is 50 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.41% on the day for live cattle.
But we got cattle feeder up today, 12 cents, a percentage increase of 0.09%.
And did anybody see lean hog futures?
I mean, the last time I was on here, didn't I say something about lean hog?
That, you know, this is a decent play to be made because we're heading down to the holidays, and we got all these pasty, white-thyed white people waiting in line in all these freaking ham stores for kind of honey-baked ham stores all across the country.
And that you're going to basically going to see a spike.
You're going to see a spike in Lean Hog.
I mean, because everybody, it's the holiday season, baby.
Everybody in America is shoving a couple of ham bones down their goddamn gullet.
You know, they have to have a damn ham bone for Thanksgiving.
You know, they have to have a ham bone for Christmas.
So you know as well as I, folks, that you're going to see a spike here.
This is a good play to be making on the short term, whether it's through ETF or actually trading the physical futures.
But let me tell you something right now.
We're starting to see it as Lean Hog starts to gain its prominence as we get closer to the holiday season.
Lean hog is up today $1.15, a percentage increase of 1.31% on the day.
I mean, 1.31% on the day while everything else is just, you know, down in the dumps.
Huh?
Down in the dumps.
So for all you fat, jelly-assholes that like to shove a couple of ham bones down your gullet, it's going to start costing you.
As the damn holidays continue to come through, it's going to cost you.
Anyway, folks, that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Twitter Shout Outs and Music00:07:21
Anyway, I know I've been gone a long time, folks.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there, all the true capitalists that are listening in, and for all you goddamn troll terrorists, screw you.
All right, let me go ahead and take a swig of this damn Johnny Walker blue label in here.
Ah, good stuff.
Oh, man, that's some good stuff.
Oh, that's great, baby.
I love it.
I'm telling you, I love it.
I hate to even ask the engineer because I'm having such a good time.
You know, I mean, I'm feeling great.
I'm not letting you goddamn agitators and you troll terrorists besmirch my broadcast.
But I hate to even ask them, do we have any goddamn Twitter shout-outs to be given out to these milky liquors there, engineer?
Well, according to the engineer, we do have Twitter shout-outs to be had.
And of course, if you want to know how to get a shout-out over the airwaves right here live on True Capitalist Radio, all you have to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, folks.
And the Twitter account is ghostpolitics, all one word, no underscores, ghost politics.
All right.
Retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account, baby.
It's that simple.
All right.
Let me go ahead and start some of these people.
Do we got some shout-outs, Engineer?
What the hell do we do?
What the hell are we doing?
We got a blank screen here.
All right.
All right.
We got it now.
It's on the screen.
All right.
What do we got here?
We got some idiot named Satan is my pal.
Dark Razors in the place.
We got Mike Ox Small One.
I don't get it.
We got Meredith Soprez.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go with the Meredith Field fetish out here.
Meredith Viera fetish again.
Jesus Christ.
We got somebody named Death the Bashar, Jonesy GT.
Who else we got?
We got I Held for Jobs.
That's not appropriate, assholes.
All right.
I mean, you guys are just kidding.
It's a joke.
It's an unbelievable joke, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Good lord.
And for some, I don't know.
What's going on here, Engineer?
I'm late for the next Twitter shout-out.
Well, according to the engineer, Twitter, for some reason, is basically at overcapacity right now.
But I think, I mean, do we have it now, Engineer?
All right, we got it now, so let's go ahead and continue with the damn Twitter shout-outs.
We got Dimitri Smirnoff, some cockeyed vodka-drinking Russian.
We got Hambones for Ghost.
Shut up, asshole, alright?
Shut up!
All right?
Another freaking hambone!
I don't know how many times I can tell you, idiots, that, for Christ's sake.
Another freaking hambone.
Stupid assholes.
Anyway, we got Top Badge in the house.
We've got Austin Vibrator.
Yeah, real funny idiot.
All right.
We got Central Park LOL.
Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
We got an anonymous plumo in the place.
We got Herman Poop Color.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
All right?
You son of a bitch.
Let me tell you something, you scumbags.
First off, we don't need you idiots helping with the modern-day media lynching that's happening to my man, Herman Sugarcane.
Do you understand that?
We don't need you goddamn troll terrorists adding fuel to this goddamn liberal conspiracy, you stupid scumbags.
So I don't want to hear any more of this crap, all right?
Don't be sitting here making any more little cute wannabe little names like that again, or we're gonna have some freaking problems.
Do you understand that, boy?
We're gonna have some goddamn freaking problems.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, are there any more shout-outs, Engineer?
All right, we got a couple more, and that's about it.
All right, we got somebody named Homer Quercicle.
Homo Quirsicle.
Yeah, that's real funny, you jerk dick.
All right, the whore master.
We got Ghost Limbaugh.
Don't compare me to Rush Limbaugh, all right?
Don't compare me to that guy.
All right?
I mean, this is a guy who, you know, is supposedly some hard-ass right-wing mouthpiece out here.
And yet, what does he do when he gets married to some bimbo that, I don't know, gives him a hand job and marries her recently.
What does he do at his wedding?
He hires Elton John.
Oh, Elton John, Mr. Liberal fruity ass himself, Elton John, actually basically swallowed all the liberal BS that he basically rejects and regurgitates out of his goddamn suckhole.
He basically swallowed all his little homosexual standings in his liberal perspective.
He swallowed it so that he could perform at Rush Limbaugh's wedding.
And Rush Limbaugh, what did he do?
Well, he basically gave Elton John, was it a million bucks?
He gave him a million bucks.
So screw Elton John, you understand?
And his stupid pacemaker, prostate-infected ass.
I don't like Elton John.
He's a piece of crap.
All right, you can tell him I said that.
All right, where the hell else are we?
We got Starfleet Brony.
Oh, yeah, real funny assholes.
We've got T-Mac Cadillac.
Oh, man, it must be a brother name.
What's up, brother?
T-Mac Cadillac, baby.
Woo!
That's what I'm talking about.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
You know what I'm saying?
Don't start with the racist crap, you idiots, all right?
Don't start.
I'm not a goddamn.
I'm sorry for you folks that are listening into the broadcast via the podcast.
These idiots in the chat room, they're just trying to agitate my broadcast by saying I'm racist, for Christ's sake.
What are you talking about?
All right?
I mean, that was a brother right there, you know, wanting a Twitter shout-out on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all right?
I mean, I don't know what you idiots are talking about.
I'm not racist, all right?
I'm not racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, I mean, you know, I like black people so much that tonight I'm going to have my wife do the black guy handshake on my private parts, all right?
Because that'll make you idiots feel better.
You sick sons of bitches.
Anyway, let me continue going on here.
What do we got?
We got, I'm not going to say that name.
We got Ghost Yosemite Sam.
Yeah, real funny, you jerk dick.
We got Fruit Loops Ghost.
You stupid idiot.
Occupy Starfleet.
We got Brony Beter.
We got beatings for Bronies.
Canadian Jobs Pipeline Debate00:15:20
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, that's it.
I've had about enough of these.
These people, look at these people in the chat room.
They're still calling me racist.
So why the hell am I going to continue to get goddamn Twitter shout out?
And they're going to be calling me racist, for Christ's sake.
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I'm going to take a damn swing of this Johnny Walker blue label.
And just basically live lavish.
That's what I'm going to do.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the first part of the broadcast, folks.
And I want to talk a little bit about how Obama, you know, he's talking about creating jobs in America, right?
Oh, we're going to create jobs in America.
and I'm going to go out and initiate another stimulus package three with this $450 billion jobs bill.
The administration decided to play politics with something called the Keystone XL Pipeline.
For you folks that are unfamiliar with the Keystone XL pipeline, it was a pipeline that was actually going to run from the Athbas oil sands in Alberta, Canada, and it was going to go down the United States and end in Port Arthur, Texas, which inevitably would have lowered a lot of WTI's wheat groove prices and gas prices because, believe it or not, most of the oil that we consume actually comes from Canadia.
It actually comes from Canadia, for Christ's sake.
And the Canadians, given the fact that they are literally the pimple on the ass of America, they decided that, hey, A, we'll go ahead and give you oil at a cheap price, A, but you have to have a delivery system, A.
And that delivery system was supposed to be the Keystone XL oil pipeline that ran from Canadia down throughout the United States into Port Arthur, Texas.
Well, unfortunately, unfortunately, because we have all these greenpeace, you know, save the whales, hugger-tree ass clowns protesting, because we had some idiots in Nebraska of all places.
Do I have any fans in Nebraska?
If I do have fans in Nebraska, shut off the goddamn computer.
I don't want you stupid idiots listening in Nebraska.
Go shut a corncob up your ass.
Because believe it or not, it was basically Nebraska.
You know, and their little uproar about the pipeline going through their state was the reason why the Keystone XL pipeline was basically tabled.
It wasn't really acts, but it was tabled.
Now, for you folks that are unfamiliar with this, okay, this would have supplied America.
Right now, when we need jobs, when we need high-paying jobs, it would have supplied America with over 140,000 jobs, all right?
Either directly or indirectly linked with this pipeline building, creation, and implementation.
All right?
140,000 high-paying jobs.
I mean, people that can go back to work and feed their families out there.
You understand?
I mean, no, but no.
No, the president decides to go out and play politics and act like he's Mr. Environmental President by tabling this.
And believe it or not, when did he table the decision on whether or not the Keystone XL pipeline was going to be continued?
When did he decide to extend it?
After the election.
Oh, after the election.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
I mean, right now is when we need jobs more than ever, folks, all right?
More than ever.
And I'm not talking about little service industry pissant little $8 an hour jobs here.
140, 140,000 jobs this Keystone XL pipeline could have created right here in America.
But because of Nebraska and their little stupid corn husker asses getting all up tight because a part of the pipeline was going to be in their piss and ground state, all of a sudden, the Obama administration decides to play politics and table the goddamn Keystone XL pipeline development.
So you know what these assholes from Canadia are saying?
Canadia said, well, you know what?
We don't have time for you stupid American people to figure out whether or not you're going to have a pipeline going through Cornhusker America or not.
So, what we're going to do is we're going to go ahead and direct a pipeline through the goddamn Alaska, through goddamn underwater, and we're going to direct it right to Asia.
Can you believe this, Craig?
The Canadians are saying, hey, look, since you dumbass Americans are pussyfooting around with the pipeline, we want to make money out here in Canadia, all right?
Believe it or not, Canadians are becoming capitalists out here.
I mean, the Canadians are becoming capitalists out here.
And they're going to lay the pipeline, instead of it going through America, they're going to lay it down to Asia.
So if they can pump that oil that's coming out of, what was it called?
The Athabasca oil sands out there in Alberta, Canadia.
They're going to direct that right down there to Asia, for Christ's sake, because Asia would be more than willing to pay not only for the pipeline and implement the pipeline, but actually pay for the product for a long term.
For the long term, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what are we turning into when Canadia is becoming more capitalist than America, for Christ's sake?
Oh, my God.
I can't believe this.
You know what this is, folks, right?
You all know what this is.
And Gombagbo's already said it here in the chat room.
This is Junkyard America.
That's right, folks.
It's Junkyard America.
We want to keep you tied to Big Brother government.
That's right, baby.
We want to keep you tied down to entitlements, baby.
Keep on getting your wealth in shit, baby.
Get your wealth at cost today.
Come on down, baby, Junkyard America, baby.
That's right.
Come on down, get your food card, get your housing out to program, get your free child here, get free everything, baby, and do junkyard America.
Obama to my man.
That's right.
He's giving us Obamacare.
Obamacare.
Obamacare.
Now we have the Junkyard America.
I'm not joking.
This is what it's turned out to be.
This is Junkyard America that we're living in right here, right now.
140,000 jobs this Keystone XL pipeline could have brought to the country.
And I'm talking about great pipe.
I'm talking about great jobs, high-paying jobs.
But no.
Once again, the administration playing class warfare with the American people.
And I think it's horrible.
Anyway, we're already one minute in to the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house, for Christ's sake.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, I'm not joking here.
Do you understand that this show is pure word of mouth, baby?
There ain't no advertising.
We don't got no banner ads running anywhere.
We don't have any kind of marketing program, nothing.
You know what it is?
This is pure word of mouth, baby.
And we depend on you.
We got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there in front of your face, all right?
All kinds of little Google Plus buttons, Facebook-like buttons, tweet this button, share this buttons.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
All right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
Oh, my God.
I need some more.
Go to the bottle of Johnny Walker Blue.
Give me that bottle there, engineer.
Jeez, I need some more Johnny Walker Blue here.
Oh, yeah.
Let me go ahead and.
Cheers, everybody.
Cheers.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
Nothing like some nice, smooth scotch to go along with it.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
All right, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
What do you think about President Obama playing politics with the Keystone XL pipeline?
I mean, basically, he just eliminated a potential over 140,000 jobs.
140,000 jobs.
It's not peanuts, man.
All right, it's not peanuts.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
Let's see if anybody has anything confident to say.
And before we take calls, folks, please keep in mind that we do have a lot of prank callers.
We got a lot of jerk dicks out here that are going to try to agitate the show.
We've got a lot of people out here trying to besmirch my broadcast.
And we need to just completely disregard these disgusting American mooching waste of human life.
We don't need this anymore, all right?
We don't need this anymore.
We need to talk about issues that are going to affect you and I as people, not only here in America, but across the world.
All right?
My show is serious business, and you people better start treating it like it's serious business.
Let's go ahead and take some calls here.
Area code 801, you're on the horn.
Ghost don't make me come over there and touch you inappropriately.
Why don't you just take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack, you stupid foreigner?
Area code 213, what's up?
Hey, ghost, what's up?
Can you hear me?
How's it going?
Yeah, we can hear you.
What's up?
I just want to thank you for your show.
I listen to it like every day.
And it's been helping me a lot.
You know, like lately, you know, I went down to the postal services and signed up for my EVC.
Well, good for you.
And, you know, when the capitalists finally take power and we overlook the government records on who's been mooching off of the American tax system, you'll be the first on the list that we throw into the damn labor camp so that we can take all the money that you've taken out of the taxpayers.
Block it.
We're going to take it out of your ass.
Anyway, area code 720.
What's up?
I have a story for all of you.
It involves it.
I had.
Okay, so this dream involves me and my dad are walking to the mall, and I get a call.
And I'm like, one sec, dad.
So I pick up the phone, and I'm like, hey, what's up?
And it's.
You know what?
It sounds like a RuPaul butt loving fruit bowl story, and I don't want to hear it, fruity ass, all right?
We're supposed to be talking about the Keystone XL pipeline, jerk dick.
All right?
We don't want to hear about you and your fruity ass dad and your Joe Paterno story.
All right?
We don't want to hear that crap.
Stupid, fruity ass butt lover.
Area code 417, what's up?
You're on the horn.
I'm over at the Iron Cactus with some National Socialists.
Why don't you come over here?
Yeah, right.
The Iron Cactus, that's actually a pretentious little wannabe Mexican joint on 6th Street.
Are you kidding me?
What are you dressed as?
How'd you get in that joint?
I told you.
That's what I thought.
You don't even know what the hell to say.
You just saw something on Google Maps or something.
You're like, hey, I'll tell them that I'm at the Iron Cactus, which is actually a pretentious Mexican restaurant joint which anglicizes the Mexican cuisine of TexMex.
But who's looking?
And the Iron Cactus does suck.
If you're ever on 6th Street walking, it's always empty.
All right?
With the exception of the anglicized, wannabe, bourgeois, liberal socialists that want to pretend that they're actually cultured by going into this restaurant and having a freaking enchilada.
All right?
Anyway, are you code 205?
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Capitalists.
How many big black dicks did you have to suck?
What does that mean?
What exactly are you asking?
I'm saying how many dicks did you say.
Hey, you know, this is a 14-year-old little prick with no mommy and daddy at home.
Do you hear this?
Huh?
Do you hear this for Christ's sake?
I mean, this is what I'm talking about.
Don't you idiots know, all you parents, that the highest peak time for juvenile delinquency is between the hours of 4 and 8 p.m.
I mean, don't you understand that, you stupid idiots?
So while you're off at happy hour trying to get the high-hard one from some ethnic minority out there at Applebee's or TGI Fridays during 4 and 8, your kid is, well, luckily that kid is just calling up and being a jerk dick.
But just imagine, you know, one of these kids that want to go out and have quote-unquote fun, huh?
They're probably out at somebody's house smoking the pot.
You know, they're probably having sexual relations.
You know, they're probably, you know, partaking in all kinds of nefarious activity for Christ's sake.
It's disgraceful.
So give me a break.
We're supposed to be talking about over 140,000 jobs that have been lost because Barack Obama decided to play politics with the Keystone XL pipeline.
And it looks like we've got nothing but a bunch of besmirching little dumbass troll terrorists, milky-licked jerks that are going to continue to besmirch my program.
And let me tell you something right now, folks.
I'm not going to continue to take this kind of ridicule.
I'm not going to continue to take this crap.
You people, continue with this.
I'll end this show right goddamn now.
Piece of crap.
Brown Pride and Politics00:12:06
865, you're on the horn.
Yeah, I fucking hate Germans.
Because I lost the mix of all time.
So what?
I mean, do you think that we care that you hate Germans?
I mean, who gives a crap who you hate?
You're an insignificant little dumbass that is actually watching a cartoon that's meant for eight-year-old girls.
All right?
On the contrary, you are a waste of life that probably needs to be thrown into a mental institution, if not jail, for potential pedophilia activity, in my view.
In my view, 952, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost, it's Wilson.
I believe.
I just wanted to say I'm a big fan of the show, and that's what this guy is best on me.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Here we go.
We got foreign bronies, for Christ's sake.
Foreign bronies.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, now bronies are going beyond the realm of fruity America.
Now they're going into other countries, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, with these freaking bronies, man.
Enough.
And not to mention that the company that makes My Little Pony had Good earnings this quarter, so uh, you know, maybe we might see the last of my little pony, my little bony, my little pony milky liquors.
213, what's up?
Oh, it's the same fruiter.
Yeah, get that idiot.
Get him off, engineer.
God damn it.
We're supposed to be taking callers here for a legitimate purpose with some kind of substance.
Let me take a drink.
Man, that's from Johnny Walker Blue League.
That's some good stuff, baby.
Anyway, 563, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Can you hear me?
No, we can't because you sound fruity.
Who else we got?
608, what's up?
Hey, Ghost, I totally agree with what you're saying about the pipeline.
I just think instead of going through Nebraska, they could take a different route and build some more pylons and that.
Jesus Christ, you done goofed with the pylons, all right?
I mean, how old is that meme already?
Like, four years old, for Christ's sake?
I mean, get in with the now.
Jesus Christ.
847, what's up?
Hello?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just saying.
Herman Kane, this guy, what about him?
We're not even talking.
First of all, sir, we're not even talking about him, all right?
But secondly, what the hell do you have to say about my man, Herman Sugar Kane?
What do you have to say about this man?
He wants to raise taxes so he can get more money for more, what's it called, welfare checks?
Do you even know what you're saying?
I mean, are you on the sauce, sir?
Have you been drinking a cheap bottle of hooch or something?
You sound a little inebriated.
No, I think that's just me.
Yeah, are you a minority?
No.
Yeah, it sounds like, hold on.
Stay right there, 847.
Stay right there because I think it's about time for everybody's favorite game.
It's guess the minority.
That's right, folks.
I definitely hear a little bit of an ethnic twang there, folks.
I know you heard it.
I definitely heard it.
But let's go ahead and play everybody's favorite game.
That's guess the minority, folks.
Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now.
We'll go ahead and get back to the callers, shall we?
All right, 847, you there?
Yes, I am.
All right, now, Herman Kane, you said he wants to raise taxes for more welfare checks.
Is that what you're saying?
Can you explain that?
Can you explain that analysis?
Yeah, I think he's just trying to get more money in the hands of his brothers.
Are you Puerto Rican, sir?
No.
Don't lie.
You're Puerto Rican, aren't you?
Huh?
No, I'm not.
And you hold the.
Don't lie, God.
Don't you lie.
I can hear that fat Joe big pun in the background right now.
Buyqua, Muadana, Boriqua, Morana.
I can hear it in the background.
You know it, and I know it.
So don't give me this crap, all right?
Don't give me this crap.
You know what?
I don't even know how you got Puerto Rican from, like, me.
Just shut your stupid mouth, all right?
Just shut.
You know what, Puerto Rican here?
Here's a codfish here.
Shove it in your hole and shut up.
I mean, why is that?
Every time we play guest the minority, it's always those of Latin descent that don't want to admit that they're of Latin descent.
What the hell's up with that shit?
I mean, what is up with that crap?
You know, like Puerto Ricans, they don't want to admit they're Puerto Rican.
Mexicans.
They don't want to admit they're Mexican.
What's up with that?
I mean, aren't y'all brown and proud, Holmes?
I mean, what is up with that crap, man?
I mean, all the folks that listen to me, they know what I'm talking about.
All right?
All the people that listen to my broadcast, they know exactly what I'm talking about.
Whenever we have a brother call up, we play guest of the minority.
What does he say?
Yeah, baby, I'm black, baby.
What you got to say about that?
I'm black, man.
Yeah, they're black and proud, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
But it's always when we have these Latin-based type of minority groups we play this game with, they don't want to admit it.
They don't want to admit it, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know what?
Let me make everybody feel a little bit better.
All right?
Let's, I mean, since it seems to me that those of Latin descent, those of Mexican descent seem to be a little bit intimidated by the broadcast.
Let's go ahead and let's bring out some music that'll have them identify with what the hell, I don't know, I guess their culture or something.
Hey, engineer, do you got some Mexican culture music going on there?
All right, well, go ahead and put on some of that, you know, some Mexican culture music so that we can make some of these Latin folks a little bit more comfortable with listening to the True Capitalist broadcast, all right?
Yes, sir.
All right, I'm telling you right now, for all you folks that are of Latin descent, there should be no reason why you're apprehensive in being brown and proud.
I mean, it's a shame, really.
It's really a shame, but whatever.
Do you got it, engineer?
Well, go ahead and throw it on right now.
All right, let's go ahead and throw it on because right now, we need Mexicans to be a little bit more comfortable with the True Capitalist Radio show, all right?
That's right.
Don't worry, Holmes.
All right?
Be brown and proud, SA.
Be brown and proud.
Watch this.
I'm going to do for Lorico.
Here, let me look.
Do you hear it?
You hear you?
Look at it.
Listen.
I'm doing for Lorico, for Christ's sake.
I'm doing for Lorico.
Go, for Christ's sake.
I mean, listen to my feet.
I'm stopping them.
Listen.
Do you hear it?
Do you hear it?
Listen.
APPREHENSIBLE OF BEING BROWN AND PROUD, I SAY!
I'm doing for Lorico, Holmes.
I'm doing Lorico!
All right.
Anyway, the only reason I did that is because I want folks of Latin descent to be a little bit more comfortable with calling into the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Do you understand?
I want people to be more comfortable.
I mean, every time we play, guess the minority, whenever we have somebody of Latin descent, they don't want to be brown and brown.
I'm just saying, baby, hey, hey, it's all going to be all right, baby.
All right?
Be brown and brown for Christ's sake.
Anyway, look, here we go.
Here we go.
Everybody's calling me some kind of a grand dragon racist.
Look at this crap.
Look at him.
Hey, look, what I'm doing here is trying to facilitate a cultural melting pot here is what I'm doing.
I mean, I'm showing you that I'm cultured here.
That's what I'm showing you.
There's no racism here.
I'm cultured.
All right?
I'm cultured.
I mean, I was doing for Lorico, for Christ's sake.
I bet half of you crackers in here don't know what for Lorico is, huh?
Huh?
I bet half you pale faces that are in here don't even know what for Lorico is, huh?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
That's because I'm cultured, all right?
I'm cultured for Christ's sake.
So don't sit over here and give me this nonsense about me being some kind of a grand dragon racist.
I am not.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, and don't you ever forget it.
Anyway, since nobody wants to talk about the Keystone XL pipeline that would have basically gave America 140,000 jobs, over 140,000 jobs, indirectly or directly related to this pipeline, let's go ahead and move on to another subject matter.
And since you dumbass idiots in this chat room continue to call me some kind of a goddamn grand dragon racist, let's go ahead and talk about who I personally, Ghost, has endorsed for president.
And I'm talking about my man, Herman Sugar Cane, baby.
My man, that is my man, Herman Sugarcane.
And for you idiots that continue to call me racist, how would I be racist if I am endorsing wholeheartedly a black man for the presidency?
All right?
And I'm talking about a real black man, not the mulatto that's in presidency today, all right?
I'm talking about electing the first real black president.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
Let's put a real black president in the White House, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
Herman Cain Media Lynching00:07:03
Not to mention that his 999 plan is the greatest as it relates to high earners in America.
I mean, don't you understand that the 999 plan eliminates all the taxes.
I'm talking about capital gains.
All right.
I'm talking about goddamn the inheritance tax.
All right.
I'm talking about all these ridiculous luxury taxes and all this crap.
It eliminates it all.
999, baby.
That's right.
Herman Sugar Cane, 2012.
Now, the reason I'm going ahead and bringing up Herman Sugar Cain is not only am I endorsing this man, all right, not only am I endorsing this man, but I am also backing up this man as it relates to this modern-day media lynching that is happening to Herman Cain.
This is a modern-day liberal media lynching, what's happening.
And I'm talking about these ridiculous allegations of sexual misconduct as it relates to Herman Cain.
And I have said time and time again, before these bimbos started coming out into the public eye, you can go back into the archive.
I prognosticated that these bimbos were either minorities, and if they weren't minorities, they were these blonde, bubbly bimbos that probably have their faces mangled up, looking like burned victims in an attempt to keep their youth.
Yeah, that's what I said.
That's exactly what I said.
I said that these broads are probably white, blonde-headed bimbos that probably have the Botox.
You know, they probably got the cosmetic surgery.
You understand?
They probably got all this nonsense.
And what happened?
What happened right after this so-called fourth person, this fourth whore, came out and said, oh, he touched my genitals.
What happened?
She looks like a freaking burn victim.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, are you kidding me?
You already kidding me here.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That's why I'm saying, folks, don't listen to these bimbos that are coming out now.
I mean, if they had so much shock, I mean, if they were so traumatized by this supposed sexual misconduct, they would have pursued criminal charges, right?
They would have pursued a trial so that they would have exposed Herman Cain, all right?
They would have exposed Herman Cain for being some sort of sexual predator, but they did not.
They did nothing of the sort.
On the contrary, one of these blonde bimbos actually works for the IRS for Christ.
I mean, that just goes to show you what type of a litigious slutbag this broad really is.
I mean, just take a look at the history of all these bimbos that are coming out and trying to allege that Herman Cain sexually assaulted them or sexual harassed them, whatever they're claiming out here.
Take a look at their past.
All right?
Take a look at their past.
These people, these women are litigious.
These women have financial trouble.
These women have, I mean, it's just disgraceful.
It's utterly disgraceful how this liberal media is putting so much spotlight on a couple of blonde bimbos that are deciding to come out now, 15 years later, that, oh, my God, Herman Cain, he touched my genital.
Shut up.
All right, you black, you blonde bimbo.
Get down here and get out of my face.
Well, I'll tell you what, folks, tonight, on Greta Van Sustrin, I don't really like Greta Van Susterin.
She looks, you know, even with the Botox, she looks like a man, baby.
She looks like a man, baby.
But she is actually going to be interviewing Herman Cain's wife.
That's right.
She is going to be interviewing Herman Cain's wife, who is standing by her man, her man of over, what, a 45-year marriage?
I mean, this is what I'm talking about, folks.
I mean, she's basically saying this is not true.
This is unfounded out here.
These blonde bimbos don't know what they're talking about.
I mean, you know, Herman Kane respects women.
He is a respectable man, and that's why, finally, we got Herman Kane's wife coming out here setting the record straight.
All right?
So let me tell you something right now.
All you people that are saying I'm racist, I am not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Moreover, I am trying to do whatever I can to make sure that the first real black president is elected into the White House.
And I'm advising everybody who's listening to the sound of my voice, whether you have $5, $1, $10, $100, donate it to the Herman Cain campaign.
They need as much money as they possibly can because remember, Barack Obama is going to raise a billion dollars for his 2012 campaign.
A billion dollars.
And I know Herman Kane's not going to go anywhere near a billion, but he needs as much money as he possibly can to basically battle with this disgusting, despicable David axle rod machine that's going to be basically implemented with this $1 billion in campaign contribution funds that Obama's generating.
And guess what?
Who is paying that $1 billion in campaign contribution funds?
Who's paying for it, huh?
Who's paying for it?
Wall Street.
That's right.
I mean, who do you think can afford the $50,000 a head dinners that Barack Obama speaks at on the West Coast, on the East Coast?
I mean, who do you think is going to these events?
Huh?
It's Wall Street.
The same ass clowns that are out here, you know, basically the subjects of the frustration of this Occupy Wall Street protest.
They're the ones bankrolling Barack Obama.
And do you hear Occupy Wall Street talking about that?
No.
Do you hear Occupy Wall Street going out and criticizing the president?
Absolutely not.
On the contrary, if you take a look at all the footage of the interviews of all these vagabonds and these bums out there in these Occupy Wall Street protests, they like Barack Obama.
I mean, they're talking about re-electing Barack Obama.
And yet, on the same breath, they can sit here and criticize Wall Street.
You idiots, Wall Street got bailed out by the government that you're supporting, you stupid imbeciles in Occupy Wall Street.
Voice Chat Music Complaints00:04:27
And we're going to talk about them in just a second.
But once again, my man Herman Sugar Cain, his wife, is coming out to the defense of her husband.
And I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some calls here.
We got Area Code 818.
You're on the air.
Well, you're taking too long.
How about 417?
You're on the air.
Well, Satan, he's Satan's comes out too.
Where does it say he doesn't have to obey his own commandments?
What?
This idiot's having a damn conversation about religion or something with his family.
Get the hell off the broadcast, all right?
Don't just sit there on the phone and have a goddamn conversation with your stupid pussywhit family for Christ's sake.
If you're waiting for a call, wait for the goddamn call.
281, what's up?
I don't know, dude.
I just haven't had my coffee yet.
Yeah, it's this scumbag for Christ.
So you haven't had your coffee, huh?
No, man.
Let me tell you something.
If you told me that in front of my face, I'd kick you right in the balls.
All right, you stupid scumbag.
516, what's up?
How about turning down the radio there, jerk dick?
215, what's up?
Look at him.
He's moving around.
Don't know what the hell to say, for Christ's sake.
214, what's up?
I cannot stand people who not only call up and play dumbass music here, but actually get to like voice chat, you know, rooms and get on the mic and play music.
I mean, I hate those jerk dicks.
I mean, you'd look, idiot, if you wanted to go and be a record spinner, you should have went to college and got yourself a little stupid, I don't know, RTF degree and, you know, gone out and flipped some records somewhere for eight bucks an hour, all right?
But no, you're just some lonely little jerk dick sitting there chafing your penis, watching pornography, and when you're not doing that, you're out there hogging the damn bandwidth, putting down the microphone, playing your stupid hits to the 20 people that are in the chat room that care.
It's stupid.
I hate you idiots that do that.
If you're an idiot that gets on voice chat communities and just plays music, you should kill yourself.
All right?
Straight up.
There should be nothing to contemplate.
There should be nothing to think about.
You should just straight kill yourself.
All right?
There could be a whole bunch of other things you could be doing that's more productive than sitting on your fat ass and pointing your goddamn microphone to your stupid speaker and playing a stupid song, right?
Nobody wants to hear what stupid little playlist you've got on your goddamn iPad.
All right?
You're a stupid imbecile.
All right?
And you should kill yourself.
Jesus Christ.
We're supposed to be talking about my man, Herman Sugarcane, all right?
My man.
And about how his wife is coming out and basically telling all these dumbass little whorebags that are coming out, alleging this sexual misconduct, telling them that they're just lying out of their ass cracks and they know it.
They know it.
Area code 720, you're on the horn.
What's up?
It's.
Yeah, we don't care.
727, what's going on?
We can't even.
You got to get a better phone there, jerk dick.
818, what's up?
I mean, nobody cares if you're listening to Rhiannon, you asshole.
All right?
Nobody cares if you're listening to Rihanna.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look at me.
I'm hip-hop now, baby.
I'm hip-hop.
I'm cultured now.
I listen to Rihanna.
I listen to Rihanna.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Only ruined, boy.
Have me ruined, boy.
Hallelujah, ruined, boy.
Shut up, you stupid wannabe Caribbean bimbo.
563, what's up?
Yo, ghost.
I had a proper freaking thing to say earlier, and you hung up on me.
Thank you.
Well, say it.
Say it then, you stupid milky liquor.
Say it and shut up.
Ah, ghost.
Feeding Kids Responsibility00:03:06
Is that how you treat your fans?
Just say it and shut up.
For you to play glow stick music, for Christ's sake?
Huh?
I mean, what is this?
A rave in 1996 or something?
We're supposed to come out with a book glow sticks and ooms no.
You stupid dumb raver.
All right?
All right, look, the good raves are gone.
They ain't coming back.
All right?
They ain't never coming back.
All right?
All the sexual relations that happened in the 90s as it related to those raves.
Well, you're seeing them come back to haunt them with them kids in today's America.
All right?
Yeah, that's right.
Oh, when everybody was having a great time out here, oh, yeah, dude, we're going to a rave, dude.
It's all night, or yeah, dude, we're dropping ecstasy, dude.
Yeah, dude, I mean, everybody's having orgies out there and all this other nonsense.
Well, now, in today's world, what did y'all have to do with y'all got kids now?
Y'all got kids.
Oh, and you see, it's not bad to have a kid.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm not trying to say you shouldn't have kids, but let's be honest.
The majority of people in today's America that are having kids can't afford to raise them kids.
All right?
They can't afford to raise them kids, for Christ's sake, and they want to blame everybody except their dumbass selves because they can't raise their kids.
They want to blame they mama.
It's their mama's fault.
It's their daddy's fault.
It's the government's fault.
It's society's fault.
No, you stupid scumbag.
It's your fault.
All right?
If you can't feed your children, if you can't feed your kids, it's your fault.
And you're a waste of life.
All right?
Yeah, I said it.
If you can't feed your kids, it's your fault and you're a waste of life.
I mean, do you understand that we've got a dollar menu on every freaking corner?
A dollar menu.
That means you can go up into this establishment, throw down $1 and get yourself a double cheeseburger, for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, you know, at Taco Bell, they got 39 cent tacos.
All right?
I mean, out here in Texas, I mean, we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here in Texas.
All right.
I mean, they got 39 cent bean and cheese and all these goddamn paquarias out here.
So I don't want to sit here and hear that I can't feed my kids.
The only reason that you can't feed your kids is because you're too busy feeding yourself, whether it's food, whether it's vices, whether it's materialism, whatever it may be.
Hey, when you have a child asshole, you're not supposed to just negate that life as if it's some kind of a fucking pet or if it's some kind of a puppy.
Newt Gingrich Michael Jackson00:07:35
All right?
You actually have to raise it, you stupid jerks.
And unfortunately, the majority of these people in this country don't raise their children.
None.
So I don't know.
Anyway, sorry about that.
I got off on a tie right there.
We're supposed to be talking about Herman Kane here and about how there is a modern liberal media lynching that is happening to him.
And let me tell you why it's happening because, first of all, the majority of the media are in the tank for Obama.
I mean, let's be honest.
I mean, let's just be completely honest about it.
They're always showing favorable news reports as it relates to this president.
I mean, you know, most of these media outlets aren't really talking about the violence that's ensuing in all these Occupy Wall Street protests.
All right?
And why?
Because the president indirectly endorsed this damn vagabond revolution in an attempt to agitate class warfare.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's the bottom line.
And the reason is, is because, let's be honest.
I mean, what is Obama going to run on in this next election?
What is he going to run on?
Huh?
His record?
No, I don't think so.
Well, he can't run on his record.
So what David Axelrod is thinking he's going to be able to do, he thinks he's going to be able to play the race card like he did in 2008.
Oh, yeah, he thinks that he's going to be able to, you know, anybody who disagrees with Obama's policies, his legislation, his foreign policy, anybody who disagrees with Obama at all, you're a racist.
That's right, you're a racist.
If you're against Obama, you're a racist.
But let me tell you something.
If Herman Cain runs for president for the GOP, I mean, that just completely takes away David Axelrod and Barack Obama's Trump card, the race card.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, why do you think the media is trying to assassinate the character of Herman Cain?
They're afraid.
They're in fear.
They're afraid that they're not going to be able to utilize the whole racist card if Herman Cain runs for president because they can't.
They can't do it.
So that's why you've got everybody out here, all these liberal media outlets, trying to assassinate the character of Herman Cain, and it ain't working.
It ain't working.
All right?
It is not freaking working.
And let me tell you something right now.
I'm going to do whatever it takes in my power, in my power, to make sure that Herman Sugar Cain is elected president, baby.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
Anyway, let's see.
Let's take some more callers here.
254, what's up?
You stupid idiot.
How about 347?
What's up?
You're taking too long, you moron.
306, what's going on?
Herman Sugar Cain, Dave Matthews forever.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Screw you.
Dave Matthews forever?
Are you kidding me?
Man, I'd rather listen to a propofol drugged out Michael Jackson than listen to goddamn freaking Dave Matthews.
I hate Dave Matthews.
As a matter of fact, let's go ahead and throw a drugged out Michael Jackson right now.
It probably sounds better.
Go ahead and throw on a drugged out Michael Jackson engineer.
Let's go ahead and throw them on.
Yeah, we forgot.
We'll pay money on this show.
We'll pay money.
Isn't that music your ears?
Isn't that better than Dave Matthews?
I never think nothing like that.
I mean, listen to that.
Isn't that better than Dave Matthews?
Isn't that better than Rod and what you see?
I mean, that's a hell of a lot better than that.
Everything in the world.
I'm feeling that way.
I'm ready to have many children in the world.
My name is Anthony Pascale.
Shut it off, engineer, for Christ's sake.
We don't need any more of that Michael Jackson as Dick Clark impression, all right?
I mean, for you folks that aren't aware, that is actually Michael Jackson in that drugged all propofol state that Conrad Murray is convicted, now convicted of giving him for Christ's sake, believe it or not.
All right, that's a drugged out Michael Jackson right there, and it sounds a hell of a lot better than a goddamn man with his mad middle man.
And for Christ's sake, man, hit me, man.
What you say I've made the wrong Cause I've made it You know it and I know it That's how he sings, man.
You know it and I know it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyways, I don't know where we I don't know why we got off on Dave Matthews here, but we're supposed to be talking about Herman Sugarcane.
But let's go ahead and move on to another subject because it's obvious that you idiots are going to continue to besmirch my broadcast.
So let's keep it on the same theme.
Let's talk a little bit about the GOP polls.
Have you seen the latest polls?
Romney and Herman Sugar Cane are neck and neck for Christ's sake.
All right, I mean, Romney is basically aging.
I mean, have you looked at his face?
This presidential campaign is aging his Mormon ass.
It looks like the magic underpants ain't working for him this time around because he looks pretty bad.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, his skin's starting to sharpen up real nicely because of all the pressure that this campaign is putting on Mitt Romney, for Christ's sake.
But on top of Herman Sugarcane and Mitt Romney being neck and neck, coming in at a very, very close second, Newt Gingrich, for Christ's sake.
I mean, when I read this, I almost puked up the ham and cheese sandwich that I had earlier in the day.
I went, Mitt.
I mean, Newt Gingrich?
Newt freaking Gingrich, for Christ's sake.
I mean, has the GOP gone mad?
I mean, this was the same guy that served his wife, who was in a hospital bed tied to all kinds of machines, suffering from cancer.
All right?
This is a guy who served his wife with cancer divorce papers so that he can be with his current wife, which is some ex-intern.
I'm not joking.
I mean, I'm serious.
I mean, this is the kind of crap and the kind of baggage that Newt Gingrich has in his personal life.
Moreover, he's flip-flopped on all kinds of different issues, like NAFTA, like cap and trade.
I mean, we can go on and on about the hypocrisy and the blatant contradictions that are Newt Gingrich, but it goes to show you that the GOP has obviously gone mad.
And I cannot believe that Newt Gingrich is actually coming up in the polls for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, I mean, Jesus Christ.
What a disgusting America we're living in when we got Newt freaking Gingrich actually coming up in the GOP primary.
Jesus Christ.
Polling Chaos and Breaks00:06:18
Anyway, what the hell do you have to say about it, for Christ's sake?
646-652-4869.
Let's take some goddamn Skype callers, see what the hell they got to say.
We got Koozie the bird.
What's up?
What do you got to say about it?
I'm GoStarHampBone GoStarHampBone Freaky Damn all, you troll terrorists, for Christ's sake.
Got them out of here, hell, stupid asshole.
I'm not a freaking hambone, and I'm ain't coming out.
Tell me, I'm not a freaking hambone.
Jesus Christ, they'll just freaking remixes these goddamn troll terrorists.
Jesus!
Fucking hate you!
I hate you!
I freaking hate you all, you goddamn troll terrorists!
God damn you all!
Look at this.
Look at this crap.
Look at this.
Let him!
They're laughing!
For Christ's sake!
I don't deserve this crap.
Amen.
damn crap anymore, man.
Give me the goddamn freaking mic.
You scumbags out there with the freaking remixes and your goddamn truckers!
I can't...
Oh, man, okay.
Oh, yeah, man.
You idiot.
idiots.
You guys are really starting to piss me off.
You know that I'm gonna take a break.
I can't sit here.
I can't keep doing.
I can't keep doing.
I can't keep doing this crap.
I can't keep doing this man, I can't keep doing this.
stupid scumbags.
Oh, my God.
I'm sick.
I gotta, I gotta go.
I gotta take a break.
For Christ's sake.
You know what engineer?
Put on some you know Latin Mexican music for these pieces of crap out here.
Huh huh, since they're calling me a racist and they're calling me a freaking handbone and all this crap.
Why don't you show these people how cultured I am?
Alright, I'm gonna go take a break.
Maybe get a breath of fresh air for a second because you people are pissing me off.
This is good music for these idiots.
All right, put on something.
All right yes sir, all right, put it on.
I'm gonna take a break, for Christ's sake.
All right, don't go anywhere, folks.
I gotta go take a walk for a second.
I gotta go take a breath of fresh air.
After that I'll be right back.
Go ahead, throw the music on engineer, make sure to.
You know.
You know, make sure everything goes right in the chat room and stuff.
I'm gonna take a break.
You got that engineer, Alright, I'll be right back.
Go ahead and throw it on, engineer.
I'll be right back right after this.
Occupy Wall Street Hypocrisy00:15:05
But when I seen food, I can make the bikes away.
Jump to the floor, shake it down.
Let me see you moving all around.
Wanna see you with it on here.
Busting the banks and around that split.
You gotta see the shirt on the fan.
So shake it up.
Nothing more than those.
Money and moving by my life.
Money for them.
Black man and a white man in town.
He's got trouble.
Get in that way.
He's gonna cut you down.
Take it over.
Keep it out.
Don't take nothing from nobody.
Oh, he's bad.
Bad.
Get up nothing.
Yeah.
He's so bad.
They call him ball.
He's a ball.
Call him nigga.
He's so bad.
They call him ball.
He's a ball.
Bald nigga.
Bad.
They call him ball.
They call him ball.
Bald nigga.
What the hell is this crap in your hair?
I call him ball.
They call him ball.
What is this crap?
Ball nigga.
Bad.
They call him nigga.
Shut off and you're calling.
Shut up.
Shut that crap off for Christ's sake.
What the hell are you doing?
God damn it, I told you like a damn song, just stupid jump retard.
I've been sitting over here telling you, man, this is an offensive song for Christ's sake.
I mean, what are you a goddamn racist engineer?
for Christ's sake.
Stupid son of a bitch.
Just sit over there and do your job for Christ's sake.
Playing that ridiculous song right after I talk about Herman Sugarcane.
And we'll give him a racist piece of garbage, are you engineer?
You should apologize for that crap.
Jesus Christ, I can't even take a break, man.
You know what I mean?
I can't even go for a fart walk because the goddamn engineer just can't do his goddamn job.
You see what I'm saying?
This is American work ethic right here.
This is American work ethic right here.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, this is just a horrible show today.
It's just horrible.
It's gone way off, Teaster.
It's gone way off track for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
I don't even want to do this broadcast.
I mean, I don't even want to do this.
I don't want to do this goddamn show anymore for Christ's sake, man.
I don't want to go do this goddamn show anymore, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, the goddamn engineer, I got an engineer not doing what I'm saying at the frickin' troll terrorists doing his criminally drink.
Damn it!
Goddamn all you troll terrorists, man.
God damn it, man.
Jesus Christ.
Just do your goddamn job, engineer.
Do you got that?
Their job.
Jesus Christ, folks.
I don't even know where the hell we're at.
This show has just gone way off Keister.
My apologies, folks.
I'm sorry.
I mean, look at this.
We got six minutes left until the third hour, engineer.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we haven't even talked about the Occupy Wall Street protests getting violent all over the country yet.
We haven't even talked about those ass clowns, that vagabond revolution.
So let's go ahead and talk about that right now, all right?
Now, let's talk a little bit about goddamn Occupy Wall Street.
He said, stupid, dumb, bum jerk dicks.
All right?
Now, not only are they getting violent, but the true colors of the element that comprises the demographic of these people are starting to show themselves.
Now, for you all that are unfamiliar, we're getting reports of rapes, you know, out of these Occupy Wall Street protests.
Yeah, there was a rape in the Occupy Philadelphia area.
We also had some bimbo in Occupy, it was New Hampshire, I think, Occupy New Hampshire.
She decided to utilize the stomping grounds of the Occupy Wall Street protest to try to look for potential whores to pimp on the street.
Yeah, yeah, you need to look that up for yourself for Christ's sake.
It's not a joke.
All right, I mean, moreover, we got people slashing police in the street.
That was in Occupy San Francisco.
You got people slashing cops in the face.
You got robberies taking place.
I mean, it's just an unbelievable, disgusting hellhole what this goddamn Occupy Wall Street protest has turned into.
And in my personal opinion, I think that they should try the organizers of these Occupy Wall Street events and try them under the RICO statue and put these people in prison for at least 20 years.
I mean, because look, this isn't some kind of organized protest against, you know, a certain issue, against a certain political policy.
No, this is just all out organized chaos.
That's what it is.
It's just chaotic events for the sake of causing chaotic events.
There is no intellectual foundation to any of these protests out there in Occupy Wall Street.
There's no intellectual foundation for any of this crap.
It's just a hodgepodge of different losers that are bitching and moaning about different subject matters, congregating, and basically setting up shop right in the middle of cities or in parks all over America for Christ's sake.
So in my personal opinion, if the government's listening, I think that they need to implement the RICO statue to basically try and convict these organizers of the Occupy Wall Street protests.
I'm talking about whoever is the organizer and the owner of the account of at OccupyWall ST. I'm talking about all the owners of the Twitter accounts of that that they're organizing these chaotic events.
I'm not joking.
I think that they need to be tried and convicted and put in prison for at least 20 years to show that, hey, if you're just going to rabble rouse and be a whale gonham and just cause chaos for the sake of chaos, well, then you are going to be tried in the court of law of civil society.
All right?
I'm not joking.
I'm serious out here.
All right.
I mean, these people need to be brought to justice for causing chaos.
All right.
I mean, we've got businesses going out of business around these stupid little Occupy Wall Street protests because these stupid bums are living in the area that needs to be designated for walkthrough traffic so businesses can continue to sustain themselves for Christ's sake.
But no, you've got these dumbass bums.
And look, it's already come out that most of these people that are at these protests, they're homeless idiots.
They're drug addicts.
They're vagabonds.
I mean, there's just very few people in these Occupy Wall Street protests across the country that are actually there with any kind of valid political grievance other than that they want money for the sake of them being in existence.
All right?
I mean, that's basically what this all comes down to.
These idiots just want money.
That's all they want.
They just want money.
They want money for doing nothing, just for breathing and existing.
And it doesn't work that way.
That's not the way this realm works.
And you stupid political romanticists need to realize that you need to put that through your goddamn head.
All right?
I'm serious.
You need to put that through your head.
That's not how it works.
The only way that you're going to be able to survive in this world is for you to take the initiative to go out there and survive yourself.
All right?
Just because you're born into this world does not mean that society needs to feed, clothe, house your ass.
All right?
I mean, on the contrary, it goes against the very existence of every living organism on this planet.
If you observe every living organism on the planet, you'll notice that every living organism has to kill and eat another living organism to sustain itself, to survive.
And it's so egotistical and ridiculous for human beings, especially ignorant, dumb, moocher-ass human beings, to get this idea that, oh, I'm born in this world, so somebody needs to feed me.
Somebody needs to clothe me.
Somebody needs to house me.
You know, so you just have to deal with us.
That's all you have to do.
You've got to deal with us, and we're going to cause all the trouble in the world until you give us free nonsense.
I mean, it's just disgraceful.
I'm serious.
I mean, this Occupy Wall Street protest, these idiots are helping perpetuate the totalitarian police state that many who are against this disgusting big brother totalitarianism have been talking about for years.
But thanks a lot, Occupy Wall Street, because of you and your loser asses.
You're helping to implement the goddamn totalitarian police state that we all have been trying to avoid for the past 20 years.
Thanks a lot, you stupid scumbags.
I'm telling you right now, let me tell you something, I'm not joking.
I am going to make sure with this facial recognition technology that they've got now, with all these idiots posting their damn social lives on every goddamn media on the internet, I'm going to make sure to do a background check on every one of my future employees.
And if any of these scumbags partook in any of these stupid protests, I'm telling you right now, I and every capitalist that has a business should not hire these scumbags.
All right?
I mean, they need to live and deal with the chaos that they ensued during this time in history.
All right?
So in my personal opinion, if you are an Occupy Wall Street protester, and let me tell you, they got technology now where they can find your face in any medium, whether they're searching through YouTube videos, whether they're searching through Facebook pictures, so on and so forth.
If you partook in any of these goddamn protests, I'm not going to hire you.
And if you're a true capitalist, you shouldn't hire these scumbags either.
And let's see how great they feel now that they're going to actually live their non-capitalist lives since they were protesting for it so much, right?
Oh, they were protesting for it so much.
So let's just go ahead and make sure that they're unemployed for the rest of their lives since they're so anti-capitalist.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
Hey, hey, assholes that are saying that's illegal.
No, it's not.
All right?
I reserve the right to hire whoever the hell I want to hire for Christ's sake.
And I don't want to hire some goddamn communist scumbag who's going to jeopardize the integrity of my business.
Do you understand that?
I'm not going to do it.
These people are scumbag, anti-capitalist, and they don't deserve a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
So as far as I'm concerned, anybody who participated in any of these goddamn Occupy Wall Street protests, you better hope there wasn't a camera in your face.
You better hope there wasn't pictures with your face in it.
Because if you were going into my company and you were actually trying to apply for a job and I did a background check with all this damn facial recognition software technology and found your ass in one of these damn protests, I wouldn't hire you.
And moreover, every true capitalist that has businesses or is in personnel, you shouldn't hire these scumbags either.
All right?
And that's all there is to it.
I mean, look at them.
They're causing chaos, for Christ's sake.
Even liberal Portland, even a city as liberal as Portland, Oregon, is bringing out the goddamn riot gear and tear gas to get these goddamn stupid vagabonds off the street.
Liberal at Portland, Oregon.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, did you see that, you know, fruity-ass bourgeois liberal mayor they got with the stupid glasses, the typical liberal look?
You know, he's got the flat top of the glasses.
Even he is saying, hey, this is getting way out of hand.
I mean, you know, we're all for free speech or whatever.
These people are infringing upon the freedom of others by camping out and just mounding trash all over the place.
I mean, it's just stupid.
Stupid.
Anyway, we're already three minutes in to the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the Mandate Call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
I mean, you know, we've got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there, folks.
All kinds of little buttons.
Facebook like buttons.
All right?
Google Plus buttons.
Retweet this buttons.
All right?
Share this buttons.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
All right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
It's just a freaking click.
Don't be a lazy prick, all right?
Anyway, once again, I want to hear what you have to say about Occupy Wall Street protests getting violent all over the country and how we need to basically tell our lawmakers and tell the government that, hey, we can't allow this kind of chaos to ensue for an unlimited amount of time.
Twitter Names and Racism00:04:49
And moreover, we should basically prosecute those organizers that organize these events and prosecute them for, you know, basically conducting this type of chaotic activity.
I mean, you have to take into consideration all the money that has been incurred, that's wasted on basically paying overtime for policemen to watch these goddamn stupid campsites.
They're talking about all the damn taxpayer money that was spent cleaning the trash and cleaning the crap out of these disgusting, despicable tent holes that these goddamn Occupy Wall Street protesters are standing at for crime.
Just imagine all that, man.
I mean, they need to be tried and convicted.
In my personal opinion, they should be put in jail for 20 years so they can think about, instead of, you know, utilizing technology so they can be a bunch of rabble-rousing pricks for no freaking reason at all, all right?
They need to realize that, hey, you know, maybe, just maybe, the next time that I organize some kind of a protest, maybe I should have some kind of an issue that people can actually, I don't know, back me up on.
Stupid assholes.
Anyway, before we get into anything else, I hate to even ask the engineer because he's been such a dick today, a damn tar.
Engineer, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be giving out for Crash's sake?
He's got his feelings hurt because I kind of got down on him.
But hey, folks, I mean, give me a break.
What that racist crap that this guy was doing here.
Anyway, we got a couple of Twitter shout-outs to be given out.
So if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, all you got to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And of course, the Twitter account is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, folks.
Ghost Politics.
And we're going to go ahead and go ahead and send out some retweets.
Or actually, we're going to go ahead and send some shout-outs to those that are retweeting the first tweet on the Twitter account.
So let's go ahead and do that right now.
We got Joe, no, excuse me, John Zale in the place.
Somebody named Melting Pot of Alcohol.
Somebody named Seymour Skinner.
Seymour Skinner.
Yeah, it's real funny, idiot.
Real freaking funny.
We got somebody named Pat Me Cratch.
We got a little Foxo Loco.
Beatings for bronies one more time.
That's kind of funny, man.
It's not right, but it's still kind of funny.
Anyway, let's see who else we got here.
Do we have any more in here?
God damn it to your job.
We got Halo Star Videos.
We got Circumcision LOL, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
We got Macroman 5699.
We've got Homo Quercicle again.
We've got Flamin' Nipple Chops.
We got A.D. Pucky.
Vibrated Brony.
Jesus Christ.
That's disgusting.
We got somebody named SP Boogeyman in the place.
We got Finger Spanker Jerky.
Who the hell else do we got?
Who else do we got here?
We got this.
Not C Ghost.
Screw you, you jerk dicks, alright?
Enough of these stupid, dumbass men trying to make me say something stupid.
You've already given me enough crap today.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We got Snowstorm for Texas.
Yeah, let me tell you something.
I haven't seen the snow in a long time out here in Austin, Texas, baby.
It'd be great to see some snow.
Maybe not as much snow as those ass clowns get in Chicago, but a little bit of snow so that we can have the snowball fights and the damn snowman and all that crap.
Anyway, we got Koozie the bird in the place.
We got some idiot.
I don't know who.
I can't pronounce your goddamn name for Christ's sake.
All right.
Come on.
You got to have some kind of English phonetics on the name there, all right?
All right, I can't pronounce your name if you're, you know, from some other country that I can't really get the dialect to, all right?
I can't get it, all right?
All right, we got Sir Trollsberg.
We've got Tenacious Carrot.
We've got floods for Thailand.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
That's horrible, man.
Thailand is suffering from its worst floods in years, and you idiots are laughing about it.
You're making freaking Twitter names about it.
Scumbags.
King Abdullah Syria Protest00:05:06
We got somebody named NWO Informant.
We got Free Joe Praterna.
Free Joe Praterna.
Screw Joe Praterno.
Man, just for that.
I'm not going to give any more goddamn Twitter shout-outs.
Free Joe Praterna.
Shut up.
Stupid 85-year-old asshole.
Not going to go to the cops.
We'll talk about that later.
Anyway, that's enough of the Twitter shout-outs.
I'm sorry, folks.
I mean, the time has got ahead on us here.
We're supposed to be talking about Occupy Wall Street protests getting violent all over the country.
But we've got to move on here.
We're short on time.
So let's go ahead and move on.
I want to talk a little bit about how the king of Jordan calls on Syria's Bashar al-Assad to step down.
Because all of you who listen to my broadcast, you should know by now that Bashar al-Assad, the totalitarian tyrant leader of Syria, is killing his own people because his own people don't want to be dictated by this scumbag any longer.
They're tired of him.
And the thing about the Syrian protests is that they're just protesting.
They actually have a reason to protest.
I mean, Bashar al-Assad got the country from his daddy.
All right?
So, I mean, there should be no reason why Bashar al-Assad should be continuously having unlimited amounts of power because, oh, he got bequeathed the goddamn country.
All right?
And let me tell you, the people in Syria, they're not taking up arms.
You know, they're not being violent whatsoever.
They're going out there and protesting in mass protests, in marches, with picket signs, so on and so forth.
And Bashar al-Assad is ordering his army to kill these people and not only kill the men, but women and children for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this crap?
I'm not joking, man.
I mean, women and children.
I mean, he's actually torturing children.
There's one case where, Jesus Christ, his army actually went out and severed the limbs of a child and actually put it on display in one given area out there in Syria in hopes of getting the whole village scared from protesting.
Unfreaking believable.
And you know what?
You know what's really sad is that these Occupy Wall Street protesters are out here pissing and moaning because a little bit of tear gas and some rubber bullets and a couple of batons are being used on them over here.
Here you got Bashar al-Assad torturing, killing people because they're protesting to his totalitarian rule.
I mean, what?
That's just disgusting.
You know what I mean?
That is just disgusting.
You people are disgrace.
All right?
Death of Bashar al-Assad, all right?
Death!
Death!
Death to Bashar al-Assad, for Christ's sake, for being such a damn totalitarian tyrant and his crimes against humanity.
But what's really funny about this is that the king of Jordan actually had the audacity to sit here and ask for his resignation or call for him to step down.
The king of Jordan?
King Abdullah?
I mean, do I even have to go there?
I mean, seriously, it looks like I'm going to have to go there.
I'm sorry.
King Abdullah is another asshole who got Jordan, the country of Jordan, bequeathed to him by his father, King Hussein.
Yeah, do y'all remember King Hussein?
This guy was a balding, kind of a frail-looking son-bitch.
And instead of being Mr. Allah Akbar and down with the Islamic traditions, he decided to get himself a blonde bimbo of a wife.
Do y'all remember this?
I mean, King Hussein had a blonde bimbo of a wife out here from America, and he actually forced the country of Jordan to accept this blonde bimbo as the queen of Jordan.
I mean, I mean, I'm not joking, for Christ's sake.
So, you mean to tell me that, you know, now that King Hussein died of cancer, brain cancer, I believe it was, and then right after King Hussein died, he left the country to his son, King Abdullah, or which was then Prince Abdullah, and now, when did Hussein die?
I think he died like 98, 99 or something.
Well, ever since then, King Abdullah has been in power for an unlimited amount of time, for Christ's sake.
See, you mean to tell me that, you know, King Abdullah has the audacity or is on some kind of a soapbox trying to wave his finger at the Syrian tyrant of Bashar al-Assad when he himself is basically dictating his own country and acting like the unlimited time dictator and occupier and king of these people?
I mean, give me a freaking break for Christ's sake, all right?
German Neo-Nazi Underground00:03:05
Such hypocrisy, all right?
Such hypocrisy.
That's all I'm saying.
I mean, let's end the hypocrisy, please.
All right?
King Abdullah, look, you're doing the same damn thing that Bashar al-Assad's doing.
The only difference is that you're not so blatant with your goddamn killing people in the street.
All right?
All right, you know what and I know it, King Abdullah.
Don't lie.
All right?
Don't freaking lie.
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit more.
Let's move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk about this German neo-Nazi gang that is being sought after by the German government.
Are you all aware of this neo-Nazi gang called the National Socialist Underground?
Well, according to German investigation, and this is for all the folks that are out there in Europe, investigators have basically found videos within the raids of certain households of these people that belong to the National Socialist Underground and actually found videotapes of old terrorist acts that were basically unsolved.
One case in particular goes back to 2004, which was a nail bomb attack on a Turkish neighborhood in Cologne, Germany, that left 22 people injured.
And basically, they found the DVD of that particular event at one of these National Socialist Underground members' houses in a raid.
Moreover, they've also found evidence that basically points this National Socialist Underground in Germany to a whole bunch of other different types of hate crimes and violent acts.
In 2008, eight Turkish and one Greek fast food vendor were basically killed between the years of 2000 and 2006.
And I can continue going on all the different disgusting criminal activities that this was National Socialist Underground gang have been conducting in Germany.
I was unaware that Germany was this violent.
But it seems to me that Germany's neo-Nazi movement has not died because these operations of terrorism are pretty sophisticated.
And moreover, are they sophisticated?
They seem to have been implemented with precision.
The only way that they were able to actually get a hold of evidence that stated that this group actually participated in these acts of terror was when they raided the home of one of these idiots and found the damn DVD.
So unfreaking believable.
And of course, the leader, Chancellor Merkel of Germany, is calling this a big black eye for Germany.
You know, she thinks that this is just a complete step back in time, for Christ's sake.
There should be no reason why there should be neo-Nazis out here killing anybody for any reason.
And it basically puts Germany in the hot seat, for Christ's sake.
China Space Probe Claims00:14:38
You know what I mean?
It's horrible.
It's just disgusting, man.
I mean, I thought that all this Losslaggen Volkswagen Seeker.
I thought all that stuff was gone.
You know, I thought all this stuff was done in like World War II.
It's done.
It's over with.
But I guess not.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk a little bit about how Russia tried to send a probe to Mars.
Did y'all hear about this?
Russia tried to send a probe to Mars called, what is it called, Probost Grunt.
Yeah, which actually means Probost Ground in American or in English.
Anyway, they sent the probe off November 8th, and unfortunately, much like the rest of everything that was invented out of Russia, it failed.
Oh, it failed.
That's right.
It was a complete and utter failure.
They can't communicate with Provost Grunt, and it basically puts a black eye on the space program of the Russians.
Maybe they need to just kind of stop sipping on the vodka a little bit and start realizing that they need better material and better ways of engineering than their meat and bones type of approach of production.
I mean, it's basically meet and bones approach of productions.
You could ask the cosmonauts who actually utilized some of the damn rocketry that was put forth by the Russians, and they were completely dumbfounded at the simplicity of these Russian vehicles that were utilized for space travel.
You know what I mean?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, the Russians obviously taking a giant leap backwards as it relates to their damn space program.
But do you know who's taking a giant leap forward?
China.
Oh, man, are you kidding me?
China, believe it or not, has basically docked two different manned spacecrafts together up in space right now.
Basically, this is the skeleton of the Chinese space station that is going to compete with the International Space Station.
That's right.
That's right.
China right now actually has the beginnings of a space station that is completely autonomous from the International Space Station.
I mean, they, I'm telling you right now, not only do they want a space station in space, they've already talked about colonizing the moon.
They've talked about going over to Mars and colonizing Mars.
I mean, the Chinese are the only ones thinking what Ghost has been advocating for the past four or five years on this broadcast, for Christ's sake.
So, for all you folks that are, you know, kind of concerned about China for potential nuclear war or potential economic nefarious situations, whatever the case might be, you should really fear China's endeavors as it relates to space travel.
I mean, they having their own space station is a humongous step.
A humongous step.
I mean, remember, the International Space Station was a collaboration of the international space agencies of the world, minus China.
Now, China, believe it or not, out of its own independent research, out of its own independent production, has been able to put these spacecrafts into orbit around the Earth, dock them both together.
All right?
And this is the basis of the skeleton of the Chinese space station.
And I think it's a very scary proposition that China is basically unilaterally going out there and trying to space travel and trying to colonize space before any of us out here in the international community are even thinking.
All right?
And it's scary, man.
I mean, it's scary because just imagine if China does colonize the moon.
What is the first thing they're going to do?
They're going to put nuclear weapons on the freaking moon, for Christ's sake.
And turn this goddamn place into a prison planet.
Huh?
What do you think about that?
I mean, do you think that these damn commies have any kind of ambition other than to continue the expansion of their bureaucratic system?
They don't care about mankind.
They don't care about the progress of man.
They care about the expansion of their bureaucratic system, for Christ's sake, and it's a disgrace.
Anyway, before we get on to anything else, folks, I mean, anytime that I criticize the Chinese communist government, because Blog Talk Radio is broadcasted within the borders of China, we are mandated by,
you know, I guess because we are allowed to broadcast in China, we have to allow a representative of the Communist government of China to speak in rebuttal to anything that yours truly has criticized as it relates to the Chinese government.
So without any further ado, folks, let's just get this over.
I'm sick of this scumbag.
Without any further ado, folks, let's go ahead and listen to the rebuttal of the representative of the communist government in China.
Mr. Fortune Cookie, are you there, sir?
Government of China, I'm not going nowhere.
No, we're not going nowhere, motherfucker.
We're going.
And not only are we going out of this world, but we have to colonize space, motherfucker.
We own America.
We own all your debt, motherfucker.
That's right.
We own all your debt.
China single-handedly sent space station into space without any of you international motherfucker.
We did it.
The communist government of China.
We did it.
Out there talking garbage about the communist government of China.
Not only are we garbage.
but we do what we do because we do it for champion man.
We do it for jamming man.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, my stomach hurt.
Oh, oh, no.
Oh, my stomach hurts!
Just remember, China taking over all you motherfucker.
China's taking over.
And all you people talking garbage of the communist government of China, we stick a chopstick right up your asshole.
Motherfucker.
All you people talking garbage of the communist government of China, we stick a Ginsu knife up your asshole.
Motherfucker.
I have nothing else to say.
I am Mr. Fortune Cookie.
Thank you very much.
Jesus Christ.
All right, get this scuffbag.
I can't get him off for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, folks.
Once again, that's a representative of the communist government of China that we have to let on in rebuttal anytime that we criticize the government of China because, believe it or not, Blog Talk Radio is actually broadcasted within the borders of China.
Believe it or not.
Good God.
Anyway, now that we've talked about all that, let's go ahead and get to the final portions of the broadcast where I start talking about different subject matters that are a little bit off canster from the regular everyday real news.
I want to talk a little bit about these Penn State riots.
Did y'all see this this past weekend for Christ's sake, these stupid, dumb idiot Pennsylvania jerk dicks that went out there and decided to riot in the streets because all Joe Paterno is no longer the coach of the Penn State football team.
I mean, are you kidding me, you dumb, stupid, pedophilic scumbags?
As a matter of fact, before I even get off, before I even go off on this stupid, dumb idiot from Penn State, I want you to implement Jack Room martial law right now, engineer.
Implement Jack Room martial law.
I'm sick and tired of these idiots flapping their fat shadow-stained fingers on the keyboard talking malarkey against me.
These idiots are luckiest in a goddamn barroom.
All right.
Now, let me tell you something, you stupid Pennsylvania jerk dicks.
All of you dumbasses that went out there and rioted in the street out there in Penn State, you people are a disgusting disgrace to life.
All right?
You are a disgrace to America, for Christ's sake, for sitting out here rioting, rioting, when this whole case transpires around pedophiles and pedophilia and sexual abuse, child sexual abuse, you sick sons of bitches.
I mean, and does this go through the minds of any of these scumbags that were tossing over cars and throwing Molotov cocktails and breaking windows?
I mean, does this go through the mind of any of these scumbags at Penn State that were rioting because of Joe freaking prostate-infected Paterno?
No, obviously it doesn't.
Huh?
I mean, you even had Frank O'Hara, all right, that stupid old football player, go to the home of Joe Paterno, actually trying to be an apologist for this guy, actually trying to, I don't know, absolve Joe Paterno of any kind of responsibility as it related to this disgusting, despicable child abuse case.
It's horrible.
I mean, did you, Jesus Christ, did y'all hear about the details of this case?
Huh?
Well, the assistant coach, all right, this is what this all comes down to for you folks that are unfamiliar with what's happening, all right?
The assistant coach, Scott McQueery, all right, was actually in the facilities, the athletic facilities of Penn State in the locker room area.
And believe it or not, this defensive coach, ex-defensive coach called, what's his name, Sandusky?
This is the guy in question that's the pedophile, or it's not in question, according to McQuery's testimony.
He's actually a damn pedophile.
But the defensive coordinator at the time, which was this guy Sandusky, Jerry Sandusky, this was a guy who was using Penn State's facilities so that he could run a nonprofit organization for high-risk youths.
All right?
High-risk youths.
He utilized Penn State facilities so that he could run this high-risk youth nonprofit organization that he was, I guess, the founder of or worked for, whatever the case might be.
Well, anyway, Scott McQuery, and this is right out of Maureen Dowd's New York Times article as it related to this particular subject matter.
It's sick, sick description.
But according to the article, McQuery testified that when he was in the locker room, that he heard rhythmic slapping noises.
I'm not joking.
This is actually, he actually heard rhythmic slapping noises.
And as he went towards the direction of those noises, he witnessed a 10-year-old boy in the shower bent over as Jerry Sandusky was cornholing him, for lack of a better term.
I mean, it's just, it's just shit, man.
It's shit.
And did Scott McQuery, you know, stop this from happening?
Did he stop Sandusky from molesting this child?
Did he go in and kick this guy's ass for molesting a kid?
No, he did not.
Scott McQuery, did he go out and call the police and report this to the proper authorities?
No, he absolutely did not.
You know who he told?
He told Joe Paterno.
That's right.
He told Joe Paterno.
And what did Joe Paterno do?
Did he go to the damn cops?
Did he turn this asshole into the damn proper authorities?
Absolutely not.
He went to the bureaucrat above him, which was the athletic director for Penn State.
And who did the athletic director?
It just went down the damn bureaucratic line.
Meanwhile, kids were getting molested by this disgusting, sick, sadistic, Woody Allen, buttlovitch tap aisle, Jerry Sandusky, for Christ's sake.
And you mean to tell me that Joe Paterno is somehow absolved from this?
I mean, this man, Jerry Sandusky, was Joe Paterno's defensive coordinator for 20 years, over 20 years.
All right?
And you mean to tell me that Joe Paterno didn't know a goddamn thing about this?
Penn State Molestation Scandal00:07:40
That's a bunch of bullshit, and you know it.
All right?
And Joe Paterno, if you had any face left in your stupid old prostate-infected body, you'd kill yourself.
All right?
You disgusting human being.
You should kill yourself and write a suicide note stating, hey, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I should have done something.
I'm sorry.
I mean, save face, you disgusting piece of trash.
Anyway, and you know, I know I'm going over the time as it relates to this case, but you know what really is the shocker in all this case is the Pennsylvania law.
All right?
Did y'all know that the Pennsylvania law does not, and I repeat, does not prosecute if you touch kids or shower with kids or do any kind of inappropriate activity with kids, that it's not illegal.
It's only illegal when someone can prove that they got sexual gratification off of it.
Can you believe that crap?
I'm not joking.
That's why Jerry Sandusky was able to get away with this crap for so many years.
The goddamn Pennsylvania law allows this crap.
So, believe it or not, in Pennsylvania, you can go ahead and touch a kid's wee wee and all this other non disgusting, vile things.
And as long as there's no proof of you getting a sexual gratification or some kind of sexual urge of it, I mean, you know, it's legal.
It's legal in Pennsylvania, for Christ's sake.
I mean, it all comes clear to me about Pennsylvania, you know?
It all comes clear why the sick, sadistic law is like this in this disgusting state.
Have y'all ever been to Pennsylvania?
I mean, they got stupid, weird-ass names for some of these goddamn cities out of there.
You know what I mean?
You know, they got Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
Have you ever heard of Intercourse, Pennsylvania?
Yeah.
They've got Beaver, Pennsylvania.
I mean, I can go on and on.
These are all sadistic, sick perverts out there in Pennsylvania as it is.
All right?
This is why Sandusky was able to get away with this crap for so long.
And all you idiots in Pennsylvania should be ashamed of yourselves.
All of you.
Every single one of you.
So kill yourself, Joe Paterno.
You too, McQueery, you idiot.
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
Where the hell am I?
Oh, yeah, the NBA.
I don't want to talk about the NBA.
I hate the NBA.
They suck.
I'm glad the whole season's over.
And let me tell you something.
If the NBA had any kind of credibility to itself, it would just tell these damn stupid overpriced players, piss off, and just bring in replacements.
I mean, I'll watch an NBA with replacements.
I mean, who wouldn't?
I mean, there's a lot of talent out here, not just in America, but throughout the international community.
I mean, I'd be more than happy to get a whole new crop of replacement NBA players, all right?
And I'd be more than happy to go out there and pay to watch that.
I mean, you'll actually be watching skill out there instead of a bunch of idiots just kind of dribbling the ball, hardly working like LeBron James over here.
You know what I'm saying?
You'll actually see people that want to win.
So I'm glad the NBA is not going to have a season.
All right?
I'm sorry.
I'm glad.
I'm glad.
Stupid asshole.
Anyway, last but not least, I want to talk a little bit about bronies for a second.
That's right.
I want to talk a little bit about bronies for a second because I'm sick and tired of hearing about this disgusting, despicable, goddamn subculture that is basically just all over the internet.
I mean, not only is it all over the internet, I was reading the Wall Street Journal, and they were actually highlighting this disgusting subculture for Christ's sake.
The freaking Wall Street Journal, man.
And the reason that I want to bring this up, because in my personal opinion, all right, I'm willing to bet money that at least 60% of these bronies, possibly even more, were probably victims of people like Jerry Sandusky.
I'm not joking.
It's starting to come clear now what's happening.
I understand why these males out here are all turning into a bunch of over-feminized fruit bowls that are fruitier than a box of fruit loops.
All right?
It's all coming clear to me right now that the reason is because at least 60% of these males, all right, because remember, this is what bronies are for all you folks that are unfamiliar with what bronies are.
These are over the age of 18 or possibly 16, over the age of 16 to about 80 males, all right?
Males that watch My Little Pony, all right?
A goddamn cartoon that was meant for eight-year-old girls, all right?
This is who I speak of when I talk about bronies, all right?
I mean, believe it or not, this is an actual subculture that is going around the internet and actually gaining credibility.
I mean, it's in the freaking Wall Street Journal, for Christ's sake.
Now, what I'm saying is, is at least 60% of these males, in my personal opinion, had a similar situation to what Jerry Sandusky did to the children of Penn State.
I kid you not.
I'm not joking.
I actually believe this.
I actually believe that the reason a lot of these bronies have feminine physical attributes and feminine vernacular is because they probably had a sexual molestation situation in their lives that feminized them.
And it's sad.
And you know what?
These bronies need to realize that they need to come out with that particular fact and get it off their chest so that they don't have to be some goddamn over-feminized fruit bowl that looked like they just walked out of the gay bathhouse of San Francisco out here.
All right?
Now, for the other ones that weren't molested as children, let's be honest.
The other ones that weren't molested as children that are bronies, the 40 to 30% that I left out in that equation, well, those are the actual pedophiles.
That's right.
That's right.
The ones that weren't molested are the ones that are molesting.
And that, my friends, is the basically compilation of the brony subculture.
All right?
The brony subculture.
That's what it is.
A bunch of sick, twisted, Roman Polanski perverts.
And if it isn't them, it's idiots that have been victimized by pedophiles.
And let's be honest, I mean, you know, in the victimization process of molestation, I mean, it basically subdues and makes submission of those that have been afflicted with these sick, sadistic sexual assaults.
That's why they become docile.
That's why they become feminized and overly fruity and all this other nonsense.
So once again, you know, bronies, either molesters or the molested.
Period.
All right.
So that's the end of that.
Radio Graffiti Bird Man00:15:23
So before I get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to know that we're about to enter in everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radiography.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti.
And for all you folks that are unaware of what radio graffiti is, it is the time of the broadcast where you can actually partake in the broadcast.
All you got to do is give me a call, 646-652-4869.
And when I call on your area code or on your Skype name, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
All right, it's as simple as that.
Radio graffiti.
All right, now let's go ahead and take it from the top.
Let's start it right now.
Sid Phillips123 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, it's Noza.
I just want to say good show.
Sorry I do not see you again on time.
So keep it up, man.
No problem.
Thanks a lot, Nozar.
I appreciate it, man.
Too drunk to host Radio Graffiti.
Cabalism is fucking dead because there's no gold left in America.
They're trying to bankrupt us.
Shut up, you stupid fruity bastard.
Senior Rapist, Radio Graffiti.
I'm shooting people pearls here for Christ's sake.
I'm shooting people pearls here.
And does anybody give a crap?
Does anybody give a crap?
Is anybody out there listening?
Is there anybody listening?
Jesus Christ, these freaking remixes, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you right now, enough with this crap, alright?
Enough!
Let me tell you something right now.
I am taking the necessary steps.
And you idiots think I'm joking.
I am taking the necessary steps to make sure that all these idiots that are making these goddamn YouTube videos and these freaking remixes and all this crap-spready slanderous lies about me, I'm taking the necessary steps to make sure that I get punitive damages.
All right?
Punitive damages out of your ass!
So, all you idiots that are out there making all these disgusting YouTube videos, let me tell you something right now.
All you got to do is do a YouTube search for ghost capitalist true capitalist radio and all this other nonsense.
You know what I'm talking about.
I'm telling you, assholes.
Punitive damages.
All right?
Punitive freaking damages on all you dicks.
Anyway, Buster Hyman, Radio Graffiti.
Bashar Al-Assad, 2012, and don't your stupid stuff.
Shut up, you stupid, dumb, audio-splice-in piece of crap.
847, Radio Graffiti.
Herman Kane is in the Illuminati.
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
Here we go.
We got these Alex Jones worshipers coming in now.
Here we go.
Here we go with these goddamn assholes.
We got Illuminati, New World Order, Freemason, Reptilian.
Shut up.
All right, just shut your stupid wannabe dumbass.
Think that you have inside knowledge when you don't know your ass from your elbow crap.
All right?
Stupid idiots.
Huh?
You're an Illuminati.
Illuminati.
Herman Dane's the Illuminati.
Yeah, here we go.
Illuminati.
Shut up.
Shut your stick and hole.
Illuminati.
I'm thinking good.
Illuminati T. Illuminati.
I'm thinking good.
Well, put that in your pipe and smoke it, you dumb wannabe Alex Jones worshippers.
305 Radio Graffiti.
I want to reissue the Mary Greenman.
I want to rescue a man in this man.
I want to rescue a man in me.
But I'm not a fire.
Jesus Christ, a Felice Navi Da remix.
God damn it.
I should have known that I was going to get some kind of a Felice Navi Da remix for Christ's sake.
I knew it.
I mean, all the Mexicans that listen to this goddamn broadcast, I mean, I knew it.
I knew it for Christ's sake.
I knew it.
Jesus Christ.
Freaking bean and cheese.
703, radio graffiti.
Oh.
Idiot with his vibrator again, for Christ's sake.
8 Radio Graffiti.
Is that Dave Matthews?
That better not have been Dave Matthews, you scumbag.
347 Radio Graffiti.
You're just playing with your pecker shaft.
How about 646, radio graffiti?
That's you.
That's you, you stupid idiot.
339, radio graffiti.
Here I come.
Tougher than the rest of them.
My name is Ghost.
Unlike all those pronies, I don't chuckle.
I'd rather.
Shut up.
You have no skills, alright?
What are you trying to bust a flow?
What are you trying to cipher something for Christ's sake, you stupid cracker?
Who else we got?
5-0-2, Radio Graffiti.
This isn't karaoke day, ass clown, all right?
314, radio graffiti.
If you catch my girl, leave so you better smash that.
Don't be surprised if she asked where to come.
Where to kill?
Shot where to kill.
Shot where to kill.
God damn it.
Little Wayne now, man.
Little freaking Wayne.
I mean, goddamn it.
Little Wayne.
Jesus Christ, little Wayne.
Little Wayne, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm sick of this crap, it gets sick.
Give me the mic.
Give me the freaking mic for Christ's sake.
I mean, if you're gonna remix me with anybody, you should remix me with bird man.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
You should be remixing me with the bird man.
That's my role, man.
That's my idol right there, man.
The bird man.
You know what I'm saying?
Uh-oh.
Oh, man.
Like the bird man.
Yeah.
I run this bitch.
Yeah, the bird man.
I got pussy where it's playing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it looks like some guy like you.
Yeah.
We beat the illus.
We beat the realest.
Updown soldier's got no biggest stealing.
Shining like a diamond from a early.
Yeah.
Birds on the wire, honey, deep, and we chillin'.
Hang on.
Got that game out the NOLA.
Anyway, that's a badass song.
Anyway, where the hell was I at?
707, radio graffiti.
Goodbye.
We got 716, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, aren't you excited for Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3?
What?
M Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3.
I can't understand you, you lispy little bastard.
Why don't you go to a goddamn speech impediment specialist so I can understand what the hell you're talking out of your damn suckhole?
313 radio graffiti.
Come and talk, Cookie.
I really wanna be you.
Can I talk to you?
I really wanna know ya.
Oh, yeah.
Jodicy, for Christ's sake, I mean freaking Jodicy, man.
Freaking Jodicy remix.
Let me go.
[background noise]
I'm just.
I'm just tired, man.
I can't.
I got... Jesus Christ.
All right, look.
Look, I'm only gonna do a couple of more.
I'm only gonna do a couple of more radio graffiti to hear me what the crap!
678, radio graffiti.
Fuck you, pop.
I couldn't even understand you with your cheap ass phone.
712, radio graffiti.
Ghost from tricking up the street using the stupid new Canadian banking moose amber up here.
Shut up, you stupid splicing piece of crap.
Alright, you're lucky you're not in front of me, boy.
Ax-Man 3315, radio graffiti.
It's fries!
Friends!
I'm sick and tired of our Friday freaking races!
Jesus Christ, Rebecca Black!
Look, I mean, you idiots are really starting to piss me off.
I mean, at first it was Inspector Gadget, alright?
I mean, how many remix?
I even lost track.
I mean, I got a Jodicy in there.
I mean, you got a freaking, Jesus Christ.
I mean, that Inspector Gadget one, that really pissed me off.
You understand what I'm saying?
Inspector Hambone, or whatever the hell it was.
That really pissed me off.
Whoever the hell did that, you're on my shit list.
You better hope that shit doesn't get on goddamn YouTube because you're on my shit list.
That better not have been you, husky fat bastard.
503, radio graffiti.
You can't stop calling me since it's what.
Shut up.
952, radio graffiti.
Objection!
You claim not to be a racist, and yet you accuse asshole eating nothing but seed and cheese.
Take that!
Let's say you now!
That's no lulls whatsoever.
I mean, Jesus Christ, can we get a major fail on that stupid asshole, please, engineer?
Jesus Christ.
I'm a major fail.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
Horrible.
412, radio graffiti.
Dianettis, I love you.
Jesus Christ, take about ten steps away from my asshole with all this goddamn fruit bowl crap.
Jesus Christ, 269, radio graffiti.
You, me, Alex Jones, in the bathroom.
No.
Oh, my God.
There's n you got no daddy, do you?
Nope.
Of course not.
Of course not.
Everybody hear that?
Huh?
You can tell when they're over-feminized voices, for Christ's sake.
They're fruits.
I mean, they're smelling up the whole broadcast like butt crack.
They're so goddamn fruity.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
949, Radio Graffiti.
Um, hey, I'm just, I can tell you're getting a lot of crack callers today.
Yeah, you're goddamn right.
And you're one of them, too, there, you scumbag, all right?
Jesus Christ.
702, radio graffiti, all right?
Ron Paul 2012, Ron Paul 2012, Ron Paul 2012.
Here we go.
The Ron Paulites.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That's exactly what I need.
These Ron Paul idiots, huh?
Jesus Christ, with Ron Paul.
I'm sick and tired of hearing his voice, for Christ's sake.
I'm sick and tired of that whiny prick.
Well, you know, the American dollar is just going out.
There's nothing I need.
Shut up.
Shut your stupid hole, Ron Paul.
Go fix a broken pussy.
Jesus Christ.
Well, you know, I understand the American dollar.
Is he just going to go out there?
You shut up!
336, radio graffiti.
He's so bad.
They call him boss.
He's the boss.
Boss nigga.
You stupid cracker.
You're lucky you're not in the goddamn hood saying that crap, boy.
Exara Hawks.
Anyway, that's Xara Hawks, man.
Pretty good pianist.
Pretty good penist.
Let me see.
715, radio graffiti.
So, Ghost, your necessary actions for reporting the YouTube videos are pissing and mourning.
Is that Saturday?
No, no, no, you stupid scumbag.
You're going to see the necessary actions and reactions and the necessary precautions that I'm taking to make sure that I get putative damages out of your asses.
865, radio goddamn graffiti.
Go ahead, thanks, Ghost.
Ghost.
Come on, man.
Talk dirty to me.
I need it.
Come on, man.
You sick son of a bitch.
812, radio graffiti.
Two girls want to help us so much better than you.
I couldn't even understand what the hell your fruit bowl ass was saying for Christ's sake.
Take whatever you got in your mouth, take it out, and then call back.
303, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
Sorry about the trolls.
I still love your show, and another shout out to the engineer.
Ha ha.
Hey, thanks a lot.
Hey, engineer.
I don't know why, but people are still giving your dumbass shout-outs, huh?
Yeah, that's what I thought there, you stupid target.
Anyway, let's get to going.
609 Radio Graffiti.
Come up with a brand new memes and impress me on Original Fruit Bowl.
215 Radio Graffiti.
Blog Talk Radio Exit00:12:26
I'm not a freaking hambone.
I'm not a freaking hambone.
God damn it.
I'm not a freaking hambone.
Stupid scumbags, man.
Give me the goddamn freaking mic for Christ's sake.
I don't know how many times I gotta kill you, sons of bitches, all right?
I'm not a freaking hambone.
Scumbags.
Stupid assholes.
810, Radio Graffiti.
I'll let you know, brother.
I'm on the sugar train.
Okay, good for you.
I'm very proud of you.
All right.
Who else?
We've got 239 Radio Graffiti, stupid moron.
847, Radio Graffiti.
Herman Kennison's Illuminati.
Do not forget it.
Shut up, you stupid foreigner.
478, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, baby, I'll piss off.
I've been a hole for three hours.
You wasting my fucking government cell phone minutes, ghost.
Why are you ignoring me, baby?
Hey, well, yeah, wait a minute.
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm wasting your goddamn government cell phone minutes.
Who cares if you're wasting cell phone minutes?
I'm paid for him, asshole.
I'm paid for it.
What the hell are you sitting over here trying to wave your finger in my face?
Stop choking the kids.
Stop choking that goddamn kid for Christ's sake.
You know, I called up today with the intention to have a light-hearted conversation with you.
But since I just got out of jail and I've been all hoe for three hours, I got a bone to kick with you, ghost.
Oh, yeah?
Well, pick this phone.
Pick this 15 and a half inch ball right there that probably in your girl, boy.
Whatever, baby.
You white.
You always hack a four-winches at the most, baby.
But I just wanted to talk about why the fuck are you hating on Barack Obama?
At the beginning of this show, you talking about Barack Obama, the mulatto, baby?
Barack Obama's got more for this country.
Hermie Cain ain't nothing but a line of a palm nigga ghost.
That's all he is.
That's all he is.
Oh, yeah, here we go.
Here comes the racism from his own race.
Look at that.
Black on black crime.
Here comes the black on black crime.
Continue spreading your black on black nonsense.
Go ahead.
Well, all I got to say, well, you know, last week, you know, while I was in jail, I got a $20 increase on my food car, Ghost.
And that's the most Hermit Hayes ever done for me.
The only thing Hermit Cain's done is, you know, play with some quicks.
You know, stupid Scott.
Get him off.
I'm sick and tired of it.
That's it.
Stop it.
Step it.
Stick the fork in me.
I'm done with this crap.
I mean, do you see these dumb scumbags for Christ's sake?
I mean, do you see what I have to put up with on a consistent basis for Christ's sake?
Let me tell you something.
This goddamn blog talk radio doesn't pay me enough for this crap, all right?
Doesn't pay me enough, so I don't know when I'm going to do another broadcast.
I'm going to be completely honest with you, all right?
Let me shut down the chat room.
Implement chat room martial law right now.
Let me tell you something.
I don't know when I'm going to do another show.
But if you want to get the first dibs on when I'm going to do a show, you need to follow me on Twitter.
And there's the Twitter name right there on the screen.
Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, all right?
Ghost politics.
All right, I may or may not do a show tomorrow.
I may or may not do a show on Wednesday.
I may or may not do a show this week.
All right?
But if you follow me on Twitter, you'll be the first to know, my God.
You're going to be the first to know right here.
Ghost politics.
Anyway, folks, I usually broadcast between the hours of 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time, Monday through Friday.
Make sure to follow me on Twitter and make sure to go to the archives of every show I've ever done at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
Anyway, folks, thanks for everybody in the live section for listening in.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it, baby.
Anyway, folks, we are now into the after-show area of the show.
Right now, we have discontinued the live broadcast.
We are no longer broadcasting live.
But once again, I don't know when I'm going to conduct another broadcast.
So once again, follow me on Twitter, Ghost Politics.
All right, so it's the fastest way to figure out if I'm going to conduct another broadcast.
And moreover, you know, since we've got a little bit of time here, let's go ahead and take a couple of calls of Radio Graffiti.
All right?
A little bit of after-the-show Radio Graffiti, baby.
Just a little bit.
That's all.
Just a little bit.
Another wizard, Radio Graffiti.
The horrifying story of the messy incompetent ghost who irritated everyone within the hundred miles.
Shut up, you stupid freaking brony asshole.
315, radio graffiti.
Toilet sparkle the best pony.
Yeah, you know, shove your pony head up your damn clogged up pooper.
111, radio graffiti.
Hey.
You're taking too long.
Shut up.
We got PJC 2.0, Radio Graffiti.
Barbara Streisand.
I'm a huge, pretty-ass brute bold gay bastard that's taking in the pooper.
He should be able to get world copy and a quarter of a speed on an element.
Shut up, you stupid idiot.
720, radio graffiti.
Now you're taking too loud.
Alpha unit, radio graffiti.
Hey, what's your favorite pony?
Is it Applejack?
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
580, radio graffiti.
Sherman King, I would become Mr. Racist Minority with Wikipedia.
Shut up, you shut that stupid splicer up.
Shut his ass up.
I mean, I'm giving you an opportunity for Hacker Radio to graffiti here.
And for you idiots to be smirching me after this, you don't even have to do this.
813, Radio Graffiti.
Shout out to the engineer!
905, radio graffiti.
I got a boner.
Because you're a fruit bowl.
Dumbass.
347, radio graffiti.
Putty, putty.
Putty, puddy.
Far apart, hot, putty, puddy, hot, putty, puddy.
Yeah, great.
Yeah, putty.
Yeah, that's what we want to hear.
You stupid idiot.
502, radio graffiti.
Fighting, trying to save the world.
Shut up, Fruit Bowl.
707, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
I was just wondering, what's it on the 8 on Mexican X?
What are you talking about?
I don't hate Mexicans or blacks.
What are you talking about?
I'm a melting pot of friendship, for Christ's sake.
What are you talking about?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental and WAP and Camel Jockey.
So for you idiots to be sitting over here continuing to try to emphasize this disgusting false indictment that I'm some kind of a grand dragon racist, you need to stop that crap right away.
And that's all I'm going to say about that.
623, Radio Graffiti.
Movasuna's a burden.
Shut up, you stupid tard.
Who else we got going on over here?
We got 850, Radio Graffiti.
You're taking too long.
678, Radio Graffiti.
I raped you.
I raped you.
No, you didn't.
You stupid, fruity ass bastard.
All right?
817, radio graffiti.
So, if you know, you're like a melting pot friendship.
Why haven't you learned anything about it?
What are you talking about?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I have a whole bunch of friends of all kinds of cultures, all right?
What are you talking about?
I'm a cultured man here.
All right?
Don't be making any kind of insinuations by that crap.
201, radio graffiti.
Trimming case is designated.
See, that's a racist idiot.
Are you code 201737?
Should I say the rest of your number?
Hey, 201, should I say the rest of your number?
No, you're going to hang on.
Stupid idiots.
412, radio graffiti.
Hi.
Stupid idiots, man.
I'm telling you, you're getting on my freaking nerves, all of you.
269, radio graffiti.
Hey.
B, your mother's Bruce Lee.
T-Bos, radio graffiti.
Winter rabbit, winter rabbit.
Laffinika.
Stupid, dumb-ass bronies, for Christ's sake.
Who else we got?
Radio Graffiti.
713, radio graffiti.
Ghost of the Luminati.
Shut up, you dumb idiot, alright?
Enough of that dumb crap.
617, radio graffiti.
Hello?
Goodbye.
5-0-2, Radio Graffiti.
We can't even hear you, you idiot.
863, radio graffiti.
Hambone.
Hambo.
Yeah, your mother is a fat, jelly-ass, greasy hambone.
Celtic brony, radio graffiti.
Sharon Bialik.
Who's a good piece of ass.
Ghost loves.
Escrement Ghost Loves.
You dumb son of a bitch.
Screw you, Celtic Brony.
Screw you and screw this.
I'm not going to continue to continue to receive radio graffiti calls if you're going to have to smirk my show like this.
Screw all of you, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I mean, goddammit.
If this was your, you idiots' faces, you know?
All you idiots that are out here making all these YouTube videos, if this was your face, if this was your goddamn face, smash your face.
I'll smash your face.
I wish there was your goddamn face.
All of you that are sitting here putting these YouTube videos out of.
I wish this was your face.
Wish you face!
Smash!
Face!
Face!
Peace!
I'm sick of all you troll terrorists!
And believe me, I've got my radar on every one of you.
Come back.
And you think that you're getting off scot-free?
All you idiots that are going out there doing those YouTube videos and doing all these disgusting, ridiculous remixes.
And you think that you're going to get off scot-free?
You got another thing coming, bitch.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
Get me out of here, engineer.
I'm not going to sit here and continue to do a show.
You people will be lucky if I do another broadcast this week or any other week.
What are you doing, Angie?
Get me out of here, Angie.
What are you doing?
Well, get me out of here, goddamn.
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