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Oct. 11, 2011 - True Capitalist Radio
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October 11th, 2011 True Capitalist Radio Hosted By Ghost EP 163

Ghost anchors Episode 163 of True Capitalist Radio by dismissing the Occupy Wall Street movement as a taxpayer-funded "loser revolution" and advocating for tear gas against protesters. He aggressively defends Herman Cain, mocks the NBA lockout by proposing street ballers replace stars like LeBron James, and condemns marijuana dispensaries as federal targets. The host further rants on racial identity, single mothers, and the "99%" statistic while threatening violence against his own mother, ultimately framing economic chaos as a result of boomer entitlements rather than capitalism. [Automatically generated summary]

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What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
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And of course, this is episode number 163.
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Anyway, check this out, folks.
We are in the house.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Let's just go ahead and get right into the markets, folks, because I want to take your calls.
I want to talk about a lot of different things today.
You know, this show is serious business, for Christ's sake.
I mean, as we see, the loser revolution is upon us out here in America.
The world is laughing at us, and I'm sure everybody out there would like to talk about it.
So, without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get to the markets.
Now, we had a mixed bag in the equities markets today, folks.
We had a slight sell-off in the blue chip sector and the Dow Jones Industrials, but everything else seemed pretty much modestly on the plus side.
So, let's get to it.
Dow Jones Industrials is down today, 16.88 points, a modest decrease of 0.15%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 11,416.30 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
S ⁇ P 500 is up today, modestly, but still up, up 0.65 points, a percentage increase of 0.05%, closing out the S ⁇ P 500 at 1,195.54 points.
The NASDAQ, folks, was up today.
It was up 16.98 points, a percentage increase of 0.66%, closing out the NASDAQ composite at 2,583.03 points.
And for my brethren across the pond, the FTSE 100 has modestly retracted, very modestly.
It is down today, 3.30 points, a percentage decrease of 0.06%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,395.0, excuse me, 70 points.
All right.
So as we can see, folks, at least in the equities markets in America, we saw a minor retraction in the Dow Jones Industrials, modest increase in the S ⁇ P 500 in the NASDAQ.
And the reason we saw this, folks, is because a lot of these people were kind of cashing out today.
We had the dramatic spike yesterday, 330 points increase in the Dow Jones Industrials, over 2.5%, 3% increases in the S ⁇ P and the NASDAQ, for Christ's sake.
So inevitably, we still got some tentative, spooked investors as it relates to the EU situation.
And moreover, you have a lot of investors waiting for the onslaught of earnings this week.
Today kicks off earnings season.
Alcoa is reporting, and it just goes from there.
So the investors are waiting on the sidelines to see if all the hype that people were basically betting on this past Monday is actually going to come to fruition out here.
You know?
So inevitably, folks, that's just the way it is.
This is why we're seeing modest decreases in the Dow Jones Industrials.
We had a lot of people just waiting on the sidelines waiting to see those earnings.
And if they see those earnings, well, by God, I'm telling you right now, if those earnings are better than expected on most of these goddamn stocks, you better wait.
You just wait and see this goddamn stock market go out like a bat out of hell.
Anyway, and moreover, folks, I just hope, I just hope that you listened to me last Monday when we saw that major retraction in the market.
All right, the major retraction last Monday.
And at that episode, I was telling people it's time to just start looking for bottom feeding opportunities.
Once again, a key fundamental of long-term investment is when everybody's leaving the market, that's when you should start going into the market.
That's all there is to it.
Anyway, let's get to the commodities.
We've got a mixed bag in there also.
Let's talk about Brent Crude Futures.
For all you folks that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
It is up today, $1.54, a percentage increase of 1.41% on the day, closing out Brent crude oil at $110.49 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline futures decreasing modestly.
It is down today $3.
We saw a dramatic spike yesterday in gasoline futures, modest sell-off today, a percentage decrease of 0.33%.
Heating oil futures, also modestly selling off.
It's down $0.06, a percentage decrease of 0.02%.
Natural gas, it was increasing yesterday.
Once again, increased again today.
It is up $0.06, a percentage increase of 1.75% on the day.
And of course, WTI Sweet Crude, folks, which is the oil that's consumed by America and dictates the amount of money that we're paying at the pump and how much we're going to pay for prices of products at the supermarket and the shopping malls.
WTI Sweet Crude is down modestly today, $0.07, a percentage decrease of 0.08%, closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $85.34 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
Remember, last week, we were at the $70 range.
You know what I'm saying?
We're at $70 in change out there, for Christ's sake.
Look at it now.
And I'm telling you, you know, we're going to start seeing some increases in the gasoline prices as we head closer into the holiday season.
How convenient, huh?
Anyway, I mean, it's really not that funny, but as you can see, folks, that's just the way it is.
All right?
That's the way it is.
Anyway, let's continue going, folks.
Agricultural futures, canola.
Jesus Christ.
Anybody see canola today?
Up $15.80, a percentage increase of 2.99% on the day.
Cocoa saw a modest sell-off.
Well, a little bit more than a modest sell-off today after increase after increase after increase here for the past three or four weeks.
Cocoa futures are down $52, a percentage decrease of 1.96% on the day.
We've got coffee futures.
Coffee futures are down majorly today.
$2.90, a percentage decrease of 1.28%.
I mean, let me tell you something.
I hope that the price of coffee comes down.
I don't think it is.
I just think that this is just modest sell-offs after seeing spikes.
Unfortunately, folks, I think that we're going to see another spike in coffee as the approaching months come along, for Christ's sake, as productivity picks up, so on and so forth.
So, what I'm saying is, is that I know that we're seeing $2.90 decrease in coffee.
It's a percentage decrease of 1.28%.
But be expecting another spike.
All right, for all you assholes that are out here that make an excuse for being jerk dicks in the morning, that, hey, dude, don't talk to me.
Let's have my coffee, dude.
Well, I hope that it goes up the ass, so you idiots have to pay $10 or $12 for your freaking lattes, you ungrateful pricks.
Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake and shoving up your ass, all you people that think I'm un-American, because, oh, look, he doesn't drink coffee.
That's un-American.
Coffee isn't even made in America, you idiot.
Stupid morons.
And look, let's get to corn future.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Did anybody see corn today, folks?
Corn is up $40.
All right.
A percentage increase of 6.61% on the day.
I mean, good God.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, after we thought we were seeing modest decreases in the goddamn commodity, it goes up once again.
All right?
And you know what that means, folks?
Not only are we going to have to continue to pay a dollar an ear of corn for Christ's sake, but we're also going to have to pay more money for any products that utilize corn as a component of their ingredients.
Like I've always said, when you see increases in corn, you're going to see increases in products that utilize high-fructose corn syrup, that utilize corn as a component of their ingredients for Christ's sake.
So any product or any good that you consume, it's always advisable to read the ingredients.
I read the ingredients of that particular product.
But anyway, once again, corn is up majorly for Christ's sake.
6.61%.
That's unbelievably ridiculous.
Anyway, cotton is up 13 cents, modest increase for cotton, a percentage increase of 0.13%.
We've got wheat futures up majorly today.
Good God.
Let me tell you something right now.
You're going to be paying more for your sandwich bread here in a couple of weeks because wheat futures are up $43.75 a percentage increase of, get this, 6.38% on the day.
I mean, God damn.
I mean, good Lord.
I mean, this is just disgusting, man.
I mean, that's horrible.
That's horrible.
I mean, 6.38% increase on the day for wheat futures, for heaven's sake.
Jesus Christ.
What else we got?
We got sugar.
After seeing a dramatic spike for the past several days, sugar sees a modest sell-off, minus 34 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.29%.
We've got soybean futures up.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, have you seen soybean?
Up $58, a percentage increase of 4.93% on the day.
All right.
And let's talk about lumber, shall we?
Oh, yeah.
Let's talk a little bit about lumber because we know we have a lot of lumber investors that listen to the program, folks.
And I had been actually calling about lumber increasing as we saw these atmospheric disturbances out here in America's weather.
Lumber is up today, $1.60, a percentage increase of 0.71%.
So we're continuing to see those increases in lumber, whether they're gradual or a major spike.
Let's get to oat futures.
They are up today, $15.
Jesus Christ, a percentage increase of 4.63%.
You know, haven't you noticed the trend here?
I alluded to this last week and the week before that.
Are you noticing this trend that everything we eat is going up 5% on average here just on today's trading?
Jesus Christ.
Let me tell you something.
You're going to make more money for food, but I'm sure a lot of you idiots that are in here flapping your fat Dorito-stained fingers on the keyboard, becoming text chat warriors here in the chat room.
I'm pretty sure you idiots are, you know, you buy the 39-cent ramen noodle for Christ's sake or 28 cents, whatever the hell it's called.
That's all you idiots care about, as long as ramen noodle doesn't go up, you stupid, ungrateful, malnourished pricks.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We got soybean oil futures up today, $2.07, a percentage increase of 4.13% on the day.
Jesus Christ.
And it looks like the bull-nose bulldykes did not come out today once again for the wool futures.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
I mean, what are bulldykes not like diving on muffs anymore?
Huh?
I mean, Jesus Christ, the wool futures are unchanged today.
No change for the wool futures whatsoever.
Now, let's get to the goddamn metals, shall the metals?
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
We saw major increases in the metals today, or yesterday, excuse me.
I mean, did y'all see copper yesterday?
I mean, it was up almost goddamn 10%, for heaven's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
Almost 10% on yesterday.
So, you know, you were going to see some goddamn decreases in the copper futures.
Copper is down today, $8.80, a percentage decrease of 2.61% on the day.
You know, people were cashing in, making some goddamn money on that play.
Gold, a modest sell-off today in gold, for Christ's sake, even though we saw increases in today's futures trading.
I don't know if you folks can pull up a chart on gold, but we were up at least 20 bucks today on gold at one point.
And once again, we go back down.
Health or skelter market, for Christ's sake.
Gold is down $5.80, a percentage decrease of 0.35%, closing out gold at $1,665 per troy ounce of gold.
Now, let's get to silver, because silver continues its increase.
Silver is up 10 cents, excuse me, a dime.
It's up a dime, a percentage increase of 0.33%, closing out silver at $32.08 per Troy ounce of silver.
All right, now let's get to live stock, shall we?
Because let me tell you something right now.
You know me, folks.
I like T-Bone steaks.
I like Prime Rib.
I like New York strips, for Christ's sake.
You understand what I'm saying?
I buy, I mean, just humongous amounts of beef.
Starving Kids And Tax Dollars 00:07:47
And every time I go to the supermarket and shop for my, you know, I go to the butcher, you know, he gives me the cuts, so on and so forth.
People look at me with their feelings hurt, you know?
I mean, there's nothing worse I hate in the goddamn world than going to a supermarket.
And, you know, loading up on steaks for Christ's sake in the little basket there.
And unfortunately, you see these disgusting, sniveling little loser people looking in my basket and then looking at me and looking at me like I just farted on their best suit or something.
You know what I mean?
I mean, they're looking at me like I just kicked them in the nuts because I'm buying meat out of my own pocket out of money that I made.
But because these idiots are like, oh, it's not fair, it must be nice.
And yeah, nah, nah.
I mean, they're making me look like, oh, it's not fair.
It's not fair.
You know what they remind me of?
They remind me of that one asshole in that movie Falling Down.
Have y'all ever seen that movie Falling Down with Mike Douglas?
Great freaking movie.
Anyway, Mike Douglas is in his little rampage.
You know, he's walking through the city killing people.
And he actually goes through the park out there in L.A.
I believe it's L.A. out there.
He's going to some park.
And some stupid, disgusting bum comes up to this asshole, Mike Douglas' character.
And Mike Douglas is actually carrying two briefcases.
He's actually carrying one briefcase and a gym bag.
And he's walking through the park, right?
And then this bum comes up to him and says, Hey, can you help me out, sir?
I need something to eat.
I haven't eaten in a couple of days.
And Mike Douglas' character is saying, Hey, why don't you get a job, you stupid loser, you stinking, disgusting piece of trash?
And then this disgusting garbage in the movie looks at Mike Douglas and says, Hey, well, that's not fair.
You got two bags, baby.
You got two bags.
I ain't got no bags.
That ain't fair.
You can give me one of them bags because you got two bags, baby.
I mean, this is what it reminds me of.
Every time I go to the supermarket and go out and, you know, shopping for some goddamn beef out here, it reminds me of that stupid scene in that movie.
That stupid, ridiculous scene.
You know, it's like, hey, baby, you got two bags.
That ain't fair, baby.
That ain't fair.
You got two bags, baby.
I only got no bags.
Stupid assholes.
I'm just, I'm sick of it.
I'm sorry.
I have no compassion for anybody in America.
All right?
All you people that are claiming that you're poor in America, the so-called Poe in America, you get no goddamn sympathy from me.
My tax dollars are going out to sustain you, mediocre people.
Do you understand that?
I mean, you know, there should be no reason why anybody in America is starving.
None whatsoever.
I mean, we have, what, the food pro SNAP program, the food card program, we got housing voucher programs.
We got, you know, free insurance.
We got free child care, free education for Christ's sake for losers.
So there should be no reason whatsoever that anybody in America is sitting over here pissing and moaning that I'm poor in America.
It's not fair.
I'm poor in America.
It's like these assholes on Occupy Wall Street out here.
They're claiming that there's a discrepancy between rich and poor.
They're acting as if they're, you know, impoverished serfs or they're impoverished peasants for Christ's sake.
Meanwhile, you've got these idiots on iPads and iPhones.
I mean, do you know that they're giving out free smoked salmon to these stupid idiots in Occupy Wall Street?
I mean, are you all familiar with this?
Huh?
I mean, give me a freaking break.
Let me tell you something.
My ass bleeds for the freaking Poe in America.
Do you understand that?
And if you're Poe in America and you're pissing and moaning, that I'm starving, baby, it's not fair.
I'm starving.
Well, then get up off your fat ass and go to your nearest goddamn bureaucratic welfare center and goddamn fill out the paperwork, you lazy prick.
There should be no reason why there's anybody who's starving in America.
And anybody who's homeless, anybody who's starving, it's their goddamn fault.
Stupid idiots.
Like I'm supposed to care about these people.
Like, oh, look, they're starving in America.
I spit on the Poe in America.
How about that?
Huh?
I spit on the Poe in America.
You know who I care about?
You know who I care about for Christ's sake?
You know what I feel sorry for?
The people in the third world.
The people that are starving to death.
The people that have their skin hanging off their bones for Christ's sake.
You understand?
That's who I feel sorry for.
The goddamn third world in this international community.
Not these fat, disgusting piece of garbage American Poe out here.
And you know what?
It's no coincidence, folks, why we have a lot of listeners in the True Capitalist Radio demographic that are not American people.
As a matter of fact, I'm starting to realize that I have a bigger contingent of listeners in Europe and in England than I do here in this country in America.
And you want to know why?
Because the English know exactly what I'm talking about.
The Europeans know that we're nothing but fat, gluttonous pieces of trash that are ungrateful at the pure gluttony that America has partaken in in the past 40 years.
And now that they're seeing this ignorance displayed in Occupy Wall Street, for Christ's sake, this disgusting display of American ignorance, now you've got the whole world looking upon this as, oh my God, I mean, they're looking at us like we're third-rate, third-world technocratic idiots.
I mean, why don't you take a look at some of the comments left by the Europeans, left by those in the international community as it relates to any of these goddamn Occupy Wall Street protest videos?
Why don't you go ahead and take a look at the comments?
They're laughing at us, for Christ's sake.
They're laughing at us.
And I can't believe it, to be honest with you.
I can't believe that this is America.
The bowels America has gone into is just unfreaking believable.
All right?
Unfreaking believable.
Anyway, let me move on because once again, we're going to talk a little bit about livestock.
And I know that there's a lot of people out there that are Poe in America.
You know, that are going to claim that I haven't had to get beef, baby.
I ain't got no beef, baby.
All I can afford is ramen noodle, baby.
That's all I can do.
I can only afford ramen noodle for my kids, baby.
My kids.
That's all I can afford, baby.
Yeah, right.
Why don't you stop getting your nails done?
How about that?
How about you stop getting your hair did, you stupid Skankosaurus slut?
How about that?
How about stopping buying those ridiculous electronic widgets that are overpriced at these goddamn Apple stores and all these other electronic stores for Christ's sake?
Why don't you stop doing that and maybe feed yourself and feeding your goddamn kids for Christ's sake?
I'm telling you, I have no goddamn compassion for anybody in this goddamn country.
Anybody.
So if you don't like it, then tough titty.
All right?
If you don't like it, then get the hell out of my show and go listen to some liberal who's going to be snibbling and sucking the emotion out of you, basically putting the so-called Poe in America in your face so you can say, oh, aw, it's not fair.
Aww.
Stupid losers.
Anyway, let me continue going.
No Compassion For Protesters 00:12:36
We got livestock, live cattle feeder, or excuse me, live cattle futures.
Live cattle futures are up today, $1.45, a percentage increase of 1.20% on the day.
Cattle feeder futures are up 52 cents, a percentage increase of 0.37%.
And for all you fat, jelly-ass, disgusting, jelly-roll Tuberlard, M-bones that like to shove a couple of embones down your goddamn gullet, all right?
Well, lean hog futures are down today, 57 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.66% on the day.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
That's right, folks.
Let me tell you, we got a lot of things to talk about.
I want to hear from you.
Once again, earnings are going to reflect a lot of the different modes of the market as the days go by.
If we see a lot of companies in a given day as the earnings come out for this quarter, as we see earnings on the positive one day or may see earnings on the negative the next, we're going to have this type of roller coaster.
But guarantee you, folks, that if you see some major better-than-expected earnings coming out of the earnings season here, you better be expecting major rises in the equities market, all right?
I've been making money, baby, and that's what I do.
Anyway, folks, once again, I'm bullish on this market, at least in the short term.
I am sticking by my prognostication that we are going to see at least 13,500 in the Dow Jones Industrials by the end of this year.
And, you know, I'm feeling good, baby.
I hope that you people are taking advantage of the things that I'm giving you.
I mean, I'm shooting pearls to you, idiots.
And I hope that you're taking them and you're capitalizing on them.
All right?
Straight up.
I hope that you're capitalizing on them, for Christ's sake.
But anyway, let me go ahead and go to the first subject matter of the broadcast, and I'm talking about Occupy Wall Street.
That's right.
Occupy Wall Street, folks.
And you folks that are sitting there looking at the player, do you see the pictures that I posted there in the player?
Some guy taking a crap on a police car for Christ's sake?
Do you see the mounds of trash that's basically being piled up on these on the city streets of New York City?
All right?
Well, come to find out that Occupy Wall Street is actually costing the taxpayers of New York almost $2 million since these goddamn protests began in overtime for police officers.
$2 million in overtime for police officers so that these disgusting fleabags out there in Occupy Wall Street don't run amok, for Christ's sake.
And if you want my personal opinion, I think that the goddamn cops should be tear gassing these sons of bitches if you want my personal opinion.
And let me explain why.
I'm for anybody's right to freedom of speech.
But these people are prohibiting the continuity of society.
These people are stopping traffic.
These people are blocking the entrances to businesses out there for Christ's sake.
And that's just disgusting.
You cannot infringe upon people's right to make money when they aren't doing anything to your ass.
I mean, just imagine.
These people in Occupy Wall Street are out there camped out in front of people's businesses.
I mean, they're hitting bongos, you know, 24 hours a day.
I mean, just imagine you're trying to go in and have a goddamn sub or something at one of these goddamn joints in New York City, and you've got to literally walk through these stinky, smelly, disgusting, dirty bongo plant protesters just so that you can get something.
And then, you know, when you walk out for Christ's sake, you're accosted by these disgusting pieces of trap.
I mean, you're accosted by these people.
So once again, you know, $2 million, almost $2 million in taxpayer dollars being basically wasted on police officer overtime because, oh, these people on Occupy Wall Street, they need to be protected.
They need to be protected for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something right now, man.
I mean, we need, it's about, I don't know what Bloomberg's thinking.
Oh, it's okay.
You can stay out there and be bums all you want, just as long as you obey the laws.
It's okay.
Are you kidding me?
Can we please bring out the tear gas for these idiots?
All right?
Please bring out the tear gas.
All right?
Bring out the tear gas and dispense these disgusting losers.
And you know, the latest reports, they've moved their little Occupy Wall Street situation.
They are now going to the houses of millionaires right now.
That's where they're at right now.
These Occupy Wall Street assholes are in the front mansions of people like J.P. Morgan's president and CEO Jamie Dimon, billionaire David Koch, hedge fund manager John Polson, Howard Nielstein, Rupert Burdock, so on and so forth.
They are out there right now protesting for Christ's sake.
And I don't understand what the hell they're protesting.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
And you know what?
They don't even get it.
And if you haven't been following me on Twitter, well, then by God, I strongly advise you to do so because I have been basically providing substance upon substance upon substance why this Occupy Wall Street nonsense is a threat to America's national security.
That is, it has become a loser revolution.
A loser revolution for Christ's sake.
And that's what it is.
And I have basically posted video after video after video, basically showing the hypocrisy and the absolute ignorance of this disgusting Occupy Wall Street.
And it's spread throughout the goddamn country for Christ's sake.
There is not one asshole who's out there on Occupy Wall Street that can valid any kind of valid information, any kind of valid reason why they're out there and stopping people from living their lives.
I mean, don't people understand that these idiots are stopping people from living their lives?
And why do you think these people can go out there and stay there for four or five weeks?
Why do you think they can camp out there like it's no big deal?
Who do you think's supporting these hobos?
Huh?
We are.
The capitalists, the taxpayers.
I mean, I'll bet you money that those assholes on Wall Street, at least 85, 90% of them, are collecting 99 weeks of unemployment.
They're collecting food cards.
Oh, yeah, they're getting free health care.
All this nonsense for Christ's sake.
That's why these disgusting pieces of trash can stay out there so long.
I mean, this is the government's fault for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, yeah, I want to take your calls.
What do you think about this?
Now, every time that I try to take calls as it relates to this disgusting display of American ignorance, all you hear is more and more American ignorance.
I mean, you can just hear it in the calls, for Christ's sake.
These people are stupid.
They're absent-minded.
They don't know how to construct a goddamn full sentence for Christ's sake.
It's unbelievably disgusting.
All right?
Now, I'm going to take some calls here.
You listen.
All right?
You listen to these idiots.
Just listen to them.
This is the way they are.
They're morons.
They have a lack of cognitive understanding.
They have a lack of critical thinking for Christ's sake.
They can't even conjure up a sentence fragment that makes sense out of their goddamn suckholes for Christ's sake.
All right, and that's all there is to it.
I know people are like, oh, it's not funny, Ghost Ignited.
Shut up.
Just sit there in such a stinking ignorant hole and just watch.
Just listen for yourself.
These people are idiots.
All right?
Let's take some calls.
6466524869.
What do you think about this Occupy Wall Street nonsense, huh?
These disgusting, smelly fleabags that are out there claiming that they want socialism for Christ's sake, even though we're kind of quasi-living in it anyway.
How stupid these people are.
Let's take some calls.
412, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
All except Rainbow Dash.
Her place was.
Nobody cares.
336, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Yeah, I really like.
I just gotta say, you know, Milo Punny's the best show ever.
Yeah, nobody really cares.
732, what do you think about goddamn Occupy Wall Street?
Oh, ghosts.
Where are you going to deep up my cock?
Does everybody hear this?
This is it.
This is what's protesting right there in Occupy Wall Street.
The world is listening for Christ's sake.
This is it.
This is it, man.
I mean, do you think that America is going to be that beacon of capitalist hope once again?
I mean, do you think, I mean, do you hear what I'm saying, folks?
Do you hear these people?
I'm telling you right now, folks, we are saving entirely too many lives in this country, and it makes me sick.
It really does.
I mean, we are witnessing the contradiction of this idea that we have to save and clothe and feed and house every human being because, oh, it's God's special creature.
These people are God's special creatures.
Shut up.
All right?
Let me tell you something.
The only reason that we have so many assholes walking around this world is because these idiots can't keep their goddamn legs closed.
Moreover, it's easy for these idiots to shit out a kid than it is to go out and get a job.
Do you understand that?
It's easier for these idiots to go out and hop on something that looks good in a leather jacket or something of that nature and shit out a kid than it is actually go out and get a job out here.
All right?
This is a contradiction that the intellectuals and humanity need to stand up and realize and recognize.
I mean, this is an overpopulation problem.
I mean, and moreover, it doesn't matter how much you take care of these losers.
It doesn't matter.
They want more.
I mean, look at these people on Wall Street.
I mean, they can go out and get these stupid dumbass programs that the Poe in America are taking advantage of.
They can go out and get free food cards and free housing voucher programs and free childcare, free education, free everything.
And yet these idiots want more.
All right?
They want more.
And that's why I'm saying, folks, I mean, we are in a time in history where the intellectuals of the world need to realize that there is a contradiction in humanity.
And the contradiction is, is that humanity as a whole should not have to preserve every human life born into this planet.
Do you understand that?
We should not preserve and clothe and house every human being that can't sustain their own selves.
I mean, we, as humanity, brought this problem upon us by allowing too many losers to be born into this world and to sustain their loser-mediocre type of mentality.
And that's all there is to it, for Christ's sake.
And that's why I love capitalism.
All right?
That's why I love capitalism because capitalism purifies.
It clarifies.
And it basically reinvents society if capitalism is outside of any kind of government influence.
The bottom line is, folks, is that we need for humanity to start recognizing that the only way that we're going to continue humanity's progress, the only way that we're going to continue to facilitate this leap forward into humanity's future, is to recognize that not every human being is God's special creature.
All right?
I mean, we got, what is it, 80%, 85% of the world that are just causing nothing but problems and basically raping the natural resources of the earth.
Do you understand?
They are raping the natural resources of the earth, and they have no qualms of doing it.
They don't even bat an eye for raping the earth's natural resources.
These are the same people that supposedly believe in global warming.
These are hippie vegans and all these idiots, these kooks that are out there in Occupy Wall Street.
Raping Earths Natural Resources 00:05:47
I mean, I wonder if any of them look at themselves in the mirror and say, hey, maybe I am a waste of life.
You know, I am a waste of life.
That's why I have to participate in a collective idea for Christ's sake.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
I mean, everybody who's out at these Occupy Wall Street protests all over the country, you are a waste of life.
You're going to put that on YouTube.
You can put that on the Internet.
You can spread that around like wildfire.
I said it.
They are a waste of life.
All right.
I mean, just look at how they have no regard for the people that are feeding them.
You know what I mean?
They're biting the hands that feed them.
I mean, the capitalists are the only ones sustaining the continuity of their loser lifestyles, and they are biting the hand that feeds them.
Unfreaking believable.
Hey, engineer, put it on chat room martial law on these sons of it.
Putting that chat room martial law on.
I'm sick of seeing these losers in this chat room talking garbage.
Oh, it's not fair, and I'm bored.
Well, if you're bored to get out!
I don't want you stupid stinking losers listening to me anyway.
All right?
Get out.
Do you think I want you stupid stinking losers that do nothing but just what you heard in the past several calls that I've taken?
Huh?
I mean, do you think I want you idiots, losers listening to me?
But no, you continue to listen.
You want to know why?
Because you're losers.
You have no life.
I mean, if you had a job, if you had a girlfriend, you know, if you had something, the Dungeons and Dragons group, something, something to keep you sustained, to keep you occupied, to keep your mind occupied for Christ said, you wouldn't be here being a waste of life that you are.
You know?
Yeah.
And I know there's a lot of people in here pissed off.
Look at them.
They're all pissed off.
And oh, you're a loser.
Screw you.
I'm not a loser.
I'm a great person to society.
It's not fair.
No, you're a loser.
All right?
You're a goddamn loser, and that's all there is to it.
And, you know, I'm not speaking to the capitalists out there.
Those that are actually contributing to society, and I'm talking about the capitalists, I'm not talking to you, all right?
And how do you know if you're a capitalist?
Well, all you have to do is work.
All right?
I mean, how hard is this, man?
I mean, there are people working their asses off every day in this country.
I mean, everybody from laborers and construction people and fishermen, craft fishermen, and people that actually risk their lives to make a dollar, risk their lives to go out there and continue to sustain their continuity, their family.
But look at these losers out here on Wall Street.
Look at these fleabags out here for Christ's sake.
They're costing the New York taxpayer $2 million in goddamn police overtime.
I mean, just imagine all the trash pickup.
Just imagine all the turds.
I mean, believe it or not, people are stepping on turds on the street out there.
All right?
They're stepping on turds.
People are taking open shits in the street out here in Occupy Wall Street.
This is the way these people want to live.
This is the way these disgusting human beings want to live.
And let me tell you something right now.
I'm not going to sit here and accept it.
I will not go quietly in that good night and not say anything about it.
I'm going to continue to vent my frustration at all these disgusting losers because that's what they are.
They're pathetic losers, and you can tell them I said that.
Let's take a couple of more calls and hear some more American ignorance for Christ's sake, folks.
847, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
You're taking too long.
215, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Bullshit.
That's what it is.
Yeah, what do you think about it?
Like, you know, why do you think it's BS?
Because it's just a bunch of hippies standing out in the street taking up everyone's space.
Well, that's a pretty good point, sir, and I'm glad that somebody is finally starting to realize that, hey, I mean, this stupid whole anonymous crap.
Hey, Occupy Wall Street.
It was cute for about a minute.
All right.
Then it started getting hijacked by leftists and socialists and communists and anarchists and hippies and just all-around losers.
But is Anonymous like saying, oh, well, you know, this is not what we meant.
I mean, we were actually talking about the Federal Reserve.
We didn't want to expand government.
No, you don't hear Anonymous saying Jack.
You don't hear him saying nothing.
So screw you, Anonymous, you fucking hippie bastards.
347, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Stupid idiot.
502, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
All right, look, I understand where they're coming from, but they're still a bunch of fuck tards.
All right.
The way they see, I understand being pissed at the government.
I understand being pissed at the corporatists.
But look, I'm on food stamps, but I'm trying to get my ass off food stamps.
Yeah, well, then screw you.
You don't even belong on this broadcast, you food stamp collecting piece of waste of life.
Get him off!
Stupid loser.
Who else do we got going on over here?
All right, 646, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Why do you hate America, Ghost?
I don't hate America.
I hate Americans, but I don't hate America.
Well, you sound like a football.
Primitive Concepts Cause Strife 00:07:35
Are you kidding me?
Oh, hold on just a second.
Just stay right there, 646, because I want to come back to you for just one second.
But it's about time for everybody's favorite game, and it's Yes the Minority!
That's right, folks.
I definitely hear an ethnic clang here in this person's voice.
And it's time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
It's just the minority.
That's right, folks.
Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now.
And it's everybody's favorite game.
All right, turn it off, engineer.
Now, 646, go ahead.
Now, what are you saying again?
You're afraid to talk now because, you know, your ethnicity is predominant in your vernacular?
No, I want you to see, why would you guess?
Are you, are you, uh...
Are you Puerto Rican?
No.
What are you?
Bye again.
What are you?
A gay Mexican.
Same difference.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, what's the difference, really?
All right?
I mean, what's a Mexican, really?
All right?
What's the difference between Mexican and Puerto Rican, 646?
I was born in Mexico.
What's the difference between you and them?
The fucking place I was born in?
Yeah, but still, y'all are still the, you know, the same offspring of Spaniard rape.
So I'm saying, what exactly is the difference between Mexico Mexicans, Puerto Rican Latins, Cuban Latins, South American Latins?
I mean, what's the difference exactly?
I'm sick and tired of you Latins like identifying with like segmented different cultural identifications.
I mean, so what's exactly the difference?
What's exactly the difference?
Well, Mexico's have a lot more BNTs than you expect.
In fact, it's the best one of all races, and we will take over America pretty soon.
Everybody hear this?
Everybody hear this ignorant, mumbling, stumbling, stupid, dumbass idiot La Rosa moron.
Everybody hear this?
This is what I'm talking about, folks.
People call me the racist.
I'm just telling it how it is.
I'm not racist.
I'm telling it how it is.
You know, I mean, you've got all these Puerto Ricans and all these Latin countries that are, I'm from Panameno.
I'm from El Salvador.
I'm from Cuba.
I'm from Puerto Ricana.
I'm from Dominicana.
I mean, they're all representing all these goddamn different Latin variants, for Christ's sake.
But let's be honest.
I mean, you know, with all due respect to the Latin race, I mean, you know, y'all are descendants of Spaniard conquistador rapings of tribal societies.
Now, all I'm saying is that if we're going to talk about this in a serious manner, well, then let's just eliminate the whole concept of race altogether.
All right?
I've said this time and time again, folks.
We need to basically get ourselves out of this mentality that we have to identify with these old primitive concepts that have done nothing but cause humanity habitual strife.
I'm talking about race.
I'm talking about culture.
I'm talking about religion.
I'm talking about political romanticism.
I'm talking about God damn nationalism.
I mean, let's relinquish ourselves from acknowledging these primitive concepts.
All right?
I mean, don't you realize that all these concepts have done nothing but stain the halls of history in blood?
Anybody who identifies with themselves exclusively with one race, that's all they're about.
I mean, you want to know why people identify with race?
Because they're losers.
I mean, they have no other significance.
They're not an individual.
They're not somebody who actually learns something and contributes to society.
So what do they do?
They hop on the cultural bandwagon.
They hop on the racial bandwagon.
They hop on the religious bandwagon.
They hop on the nationalist bandwagon, for Christ's sake.
I mean, stupid.
I mean, it's just unbelievably stupid.
I mean, give me one time in the human history and human recorded history where race has done anything other than to provide wars, death, destruction.
Name me one time.
You can't.
Name me one time religion provided utopia and peace and piousness and no type of murder.
No, you can't do it.
You can't do it.
So that's why I'm saying, folks, we need to stop acknowledging these primitive concepts, folks.
I mean, if you take a look at Occupy Wall Street, that's the basis of all their stupid identifications.
I mean, they're either racists, they're either culturalists, they're either religious fanatics.
Yeah, you even got religious fanatics out there saying, Jesus would have been a socialist, baby.
Jesus would have been a socialist.
He would have given everybody everything.
Shut up, all right?
Give me a freaking break.
All right, back in Jesus' time, people were oppressed, all right?
I mean, people were walking around with open source, all right?
People were walking around with togas and all this other crap.
I mean, it was primitive society, assholes.
All right?
We're living in modernity.
We're living in modernity, for Christ's sake.
And look at these idiots.
Look at these morons.
Stupid idiots.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
I mean, we're supposed to be talking about these Occupy Wall Street protests.
They're costing the New York taxpayer $2 million in police overtime and probably countless millions in cleanup.
Because remember, these people are taking shits in the street.
You know, they're defecating.
They're taking pisses in the street.
They're just throwing trash everywhere for Christ's sake.
And it's just disgusting.
And what, we're supposed to just sit here and just take this crap?
I mean, throw the goddamn tear gas at these stupid sons of bitches already.
Goddamn NYPD!
Throw the goddamn tear gas on these sons of bitches and make them go back home where they belong.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on?
646-652-4869.
I mean, do you understand that we no longer have to acknowledge these old world concepts?
We don't have to acknowledge these old world concepts anymore.
We should just put them down like a bag of bricks.
Just set them the fuck down.
Excuse my French folks, but I'm sick and tired of primitive ideology.
I'm sick and tired of primitive man thought process.
I'm sick and tired of it.
All right?
So screw race, screw religion, screw culture, screw political romanticism, and screw nationalism.
All right?
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
We're talking about the Occupy Wall Street protests and how they're just basically turning New York into a sewage hole.
So what do you have to say about it?
Here you code 339.
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Well, what I think about these idiots on Occupy Wall Street is they don't realize that $1 will equal two bison dollars, ten bison.
You stupid idiot.
404, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Hi.
Hi.
Ignorance In Occupy Wall Street 00:15:30
I mean, does everybody hear this?
I mean, this is why we have ignorance in Occupy Wall Street.
This is why you throw a goddamn microphone in these idiots' faces, and they don't know what the hell to say.
I mean, do you understand that these people are idiots?
I mean, we're dealing with ignorance.
This is a battle against ignorance here, and ignorance is winning.
718, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
I really think that's just a bunch of bullshit.
Like, seriously.
And, like, and one thing that's pretty obvious is that my penis is a lot bigger than yours.
I mean, does everybody hear this?
Are you a brother?
Hey, 718, are you a brother?
Am I what?
Are you a brother?
Yes.
You're a brother.
Okay.
Now, what exactly are you trying to accomplish with this?
I mean, are you actually friends with these white cracker losers that are, you know, trying to call up and troll?
And I mean, you actually think that this is what?
Cool with what?
I mean, explain to me in your own context.
Well, to be quite honest, I've heard a lot of if you want YouTube, and I think it'd be funny if somebody just called a control logic.
Are you rejected by the brothers in your local community, and that's why you got to congregate with a bunch of four-eyed, freckle-faced, beaten B-tards and anonymous jerks?
Is this it?
No, no.
Are you a mulatto or something?
And that's why the brothers ain't like, you know, letting you come on their group and, you know, bus caps, pimp hoes, and drink four O's?
That was kind of racist.
No, there's nothing racist about it.
That's the hip-hop culture right now.
That's what all these idiots are rapping about, for Christ's sake.
Jay-Z, you know, I mean, I can go on and on.
I mean, we have Russell Simmons who pushed that upon the black community, for Christ's sake.
It's the hip-hop culture.
Nothing racist about that.
Yeah, there is.
No, it's not.
I mean, why don't you elaborate?
Don't just sit there and sputter out sentence fragments as if you're in school, brother.
Why don't you elaborate with some detail if you think I'm such a bad man?
Because you're identifying that lifestyle with being black altogether.
Well, no, a group is defined by its majority, sir.
A group is defined by its majority.
Yes, but the majority of black people aren't like that.
That's a lie.
You know it, sir.
I mean, maybe not in the world.
Maybe the majority of the black people in the world aren't like that.
But let's be honest.
I mean, the majority of black folks in this country are identifying this disgusting, despicable hip-hop rap culture with black race.
And, you know, let's be honest, brother.
All right.
Black people didn't invent rap.
All right.
White people and Jewish elitists are the ones that invented rap.
And they posted these dumbass fake gangster-ass studio gangster rappers and packaged them up and sold them to your community and made your community believe that, oh, well, this is the way we're supposed to act.
We're supposed to slap our women around.
We're supposed to be like, you know, gangbanging.
It ain't no fun.
If the homies can't have none, you know, drinking 4-0s and smoking Philly Blunts and with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
I mean, this is your culture.
This is what you, I mean, y'all embrace this crap, man.
I mean, this isn't, you know, something that was pushed upon you.
It was sold to you by Uncle Toms like Russell Simmons and all these other people that claim to be, oh, I'm photo black folk, baby.
I'm down with black people, baby.
Meanwhile, he's exploiting black strife.
He's exploiting black strife by putting these studio-ass fake gangsters that have never busted caps, that have never gotten into any kind of gangster-ass lifestyle, but they're rapping as if they are.
They're rapping as if they're killing people.
They're rapping as if they're pimping hoes.
They're rapping as if they're drinking 4-0s when they don't.
Now, what I'm saying to you is, sir, is that the majority of black America, and we can go into any black ghetto in America, and we can go interview any one of these people in this community, and I guarantee you, all of them are going to identify with the hip-hop culture.
Am I lying?
Yes, you are.
Now, all of us can identify with the hip-hop culture.
Yeah, but maybe because you're a minority, sir, you don't sound like you're a minority within a minority.
You do understand this, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
So, once again, a group is defined by its majority.
Even though you're an isolated case in the black community, you can't sit here and actually sell to not only me, but everybody who's listening to me that the African-American community does not only identify and embrace, but basically is hip-hop culture.
Am I wrong or what?
You see, you don't even want to say anything, brother, because you know I'm getting through to you, man.
These people have ruined your culture.
And you know what?
It wasn't anybody else but people within your own community that did this.
I mean, it was Russell Simmons, man.
It was freaking Dr. Dre, for Christ's sake.
It was these disgusting scumbags that never even stepped a foot in the hood out here that sold all this disgusting crap to your people and put them in the subjugation that they're in today.
Can you acknowledge that?
Yeah, I can acknowledge that.
Thank you very much, brother.
I appreciate it.
At least you learned something today instead of trolling, huh?
Contemplate that.
Talk about that with your parents.
Talk about that with your friends for Christ's sake and tell them how it is.
Because that's the way it is.
All right?
That's the way it is, for Christ's sake.
These disgusting, despicable scoundrels in the gangster rap community are the ones that subjugated their own people.
All right?
I'm talking about Russell Simmons.
I'm talking about Dr. Dre.
I'm talking about Jay-Z.
I'm talking about all these disgusting, despicable scumbags that have never busted caps, that have never killed anybody, that never sold drugs, that never bought.
I mean, they did none of this crap, but they're rapping.
They're rapping as if they are, huh?
They're rapping as if they're, you know, straight-up gangsters from the hood, for Christ's sake.
So that's why I'm saying, yeah, you know, everybody's like that black guy got owned.
He didn't get owned.
He got put into reality.
He didn't get owned.
He got put into reality.
And I hope that African, I hate using the word African American because it's such a patronizing type of word.
I hope that that black feller actually thinks about the things that I said.
Because it's the truth, folks.
These assholes that basically comprise the damn gangster rap industry are the ones that subjugated the black community.
And any of these idiots that want to sit here and say, oh, that's not true, you don't know your ass from your elbow.
All right?
Anyway, let's continue going.
Let's talk about, well, let's continue talking about Occupy Wall Street.
I mean, that's what we're trying to talk about out here.
Unfortunately, we continue to get ridiculous prank calls by a bunch of imbeciles who don't know their asses from their elbow, which is typical because once again, you put a microphone in any of the faces of any of these assholes in any of these Occupy Wall Street protests across the country.
They sound the same way.
All right?
They sound the same way.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Let's see if we can find some intellectual discussion.
I doubt it because this is what America has turned out to be, folks.
It's no coincidence why we're in this situation, man.
Area code 703, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
See what I'm saying, folks?
865, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Capitalists want to gay marry your illegal immigrant abortions.
That didn't even make any sense, you stupid dumb idiot.
720, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
It's really detracting just how utterly bad anonymous has become.
They're just looking for things to troll.
They're not getting better message anymore.
It's pathetic.
I hear you, man.
Were you a part of Anonymous or did you expect to agree with the collective?
I used to.
I used to agree with their collective.
Oh, don't mind me.
I'm just going to take a shower while I'm like a fucking.
That's okay.
No, it's all right.
You take your damn shower, you fruit bowl.
972, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
You're just playing with your Peter Popper.
580, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
I am a king of escrow!
Shut up, you stupid Morris.
702, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
215, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Thanks for the people who prayed for my dad who got shot in the Navy.
What?
Well, what do you want?
You want to be part of the village people?
I don't get what the hell that was about.
412, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
I think this is what happens whenever you take natural selection out of the equation.
Absolutely, man.
I mean, you know, this is why we need capitalism to redefine humanity for Christ's sake.
I mean, it separates the weak from the wise.
And because we've become so emotionally sucked out of, you know, our lack or misguided idealism of, I don't know, compassion.
I don't know, empathy.
I have no idea what to call this.
We allowed so many people to be born into this country and just to sit around and do nothing, man.
I mean, I find it funny that every time that you put a microphone in somebody's face out in these goddamn protests, they don't know what the hell to talk about.
They don't even know what they're saying.
So where are we going from here, man?
I mean, what do we do?
I mean, this goddamn Occupy Wall Street protest is going all over the country.
Where do we go from here, man?
Well, have you ever seen that movie, Idiocracy, by chance?
I've actually seen it, yes.
Well, well, that's where we're headed.
And real fucking fast.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I hope that you're wrong, sir, man, because that was really an obnoxious, stupid, pathetic movie.
But, you know, the more and more you look out here, it's it's starting to look that way.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it doesn't give me much hope, but you know, gotta just keep on keeping on, yeah.
I hear you, man.
I hear you.
Hey, thanks a lot for calling there, Smojin.
I know that's you.
Thanks a lot, bro.
Anyway, we are headed in already to the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, folks.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
Go to the forum, go to the social networks, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that true capitalist radio is in effect and in the house.
Because let me tell you something, we're slapping people in the face with reality out here, all right?
We're not pussy pampering stuff on this broadcast with a bunch of goddamn political correctness and a bunch of goddamn stupid ridiculous rhetoric.
This is real, baby.
This is real, and that's all there is to it.
Anyway, engineer, I hate to even ask, do we have any goddamn Twitter shout-outs to be had out here for Christ's sake?
According to the engineer, we got a few people to be sending some Twitter shout-outs to, for Christ's sake.
And if you don't know by now, you just retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account, folks.
The Twitter account is ghost politics.
All one word, no underscores, baby.
Ghost politics.
And moreover, you need to follow ghost politics as well, folks.
I mean, you know, just go down the damn tweet little history and take a look at all the videos that I have posted relating to these disgusting, despicable assholes in Occupy Wall Street, all right?
All right, that's all there is to it.
All right?
Anyway, let's go ahead and see what we got going on over here.
We got Gumbagbo.
We got Meteor Junkie in the house.
We got, I'm not saying that stupid crap.
Who else we got?
We got Party in Cairo.
That's far from a party asshole.
I mean, y'all are killing each other out there.
Blue Hearts.
We got Top Badge in the house.
Let's see.
Who else we have?
Once again, if you want to get a shout-out right here and right now, retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account for Christ's sake.
Who else we got?
We got, I'm not saying these stupid sick names.
More or less station.
Ah, damn, that shit.
God, God, damn it.
Screw it.
I'm not giving any more shout-outs after that, you stupid, sorry sack of crap.
All right, screw all you idiots, all right?
And I don't care if you're bored, all right?
I don't care if you're bored.
All right?
Get out of here if you're bored.
Get the hell out.
You think I want you sorry sacks of crap to be listening to me?
I don't care.
If you're bored of this broadcast, then get out.
All right, get the hell out.
I tell you what, let's implement chat room martial law, engineer.
Implement chat room martial law, these idiots.
How do you like that?
And tell you what, we're going to implement chat room martial law throughout the whole goddamn broadcast.
How do you like a little bit of that, huh?
How do you like a little bit of that?
Huh?
Oh, man.
I'm telling you, they're all not going to like that, aren't you?
You get a little pissed off, getting a little upset.
Well, too bad.
All right?
Too bad.
All right.
I wish I had like a freaking bongo or something up here so that everybody can be like the freaking Occupy Wall Street out here.
You know, like, give me a freaking break.
Anyway, folks, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
I mean, as you heard, folks, I mean, these idiots don't know their asses from their elbow, all right?
They don't know their asses from their elbow out here.
These people don't know what the hell they're talking about.
I've been trying to get some responses from people as it relates to this Occupy Wall Street situation.
And are these people saying anything of any kind of substance?
Absolutely not.
There are some people calling up and basically telling it how it is.
But for the most part, these idiots are stupid.
All right, Brony, let's be honest.
For the most part, these people are idiots, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, you're witnessing it right here.
I mean, where do you think this country is going to go with this type of ignorance, honestly?
I mean, where are we going to go with this type of ignorance?
I'm asking you.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take some more callers here.
617, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Let's go start and talk to you without my killing.
732, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
612, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
317, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Just a bunch of hippies in the street, like I said before.
But I mean, I'm an anonymous, but I completely disagree with Occupy Wall Street.
Yeah, well, you know what?
If you're still with Anonymous after this, then you're an idiot.
817, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
I think that you're a racist.
I can deny it.
Mothers And Child Support Scams 00:06:57
I really don't care for Christ's sake.
First of all, I'm not a racist.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican, for Christ's sake, all right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental and Kraut and Camel Jockey.
All right?
So don't sit here and give me this nonsense that I'm a racist.
I am a melting pot of friendship.
And I'm going to continue to be until the day I die.
I'm not a damn racist.
702, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
What's going on, Legos?
We can't understand you.
No oblap, Puto.
All right?
478, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Hey, man.
What's up?
Hi, guys.
I was seeing about my pizza.
It needs to be delivered to me.
You sound a little scared there, boy.
You all right?
Hey, boy.
I am shaky.
No fatherly influence.
Am I right?
No father in the picture.
I want my fucking pizza right now.
No father in the picture, huh?
All you got is some stupid dishrag whore mother that's out there at happy hour right now that fruited you up.
Am I correct, 478?
You're the stupid.
Yeah, that's right.
Look at him.
He's about to cry.
Do you hear him?
He's about to cry for Christ.
It's not funny, man.
I miss my daddy.
Well, you know what you need to do?
You need to go up to that dishrag whore of a mother of yours.
Give her a couple of I-Turner slaps and say, hey, why don't you close your legs and the next time you shit out a kid out of your goddamn uterus hole, why don't you make sure that that kid's going to have a father so he doesn't grow up as fruity as I did, huh?
Am I right?
478, huh?
No, you just need some more ponies and stuff.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
That's exactly.
Woo!
I'm telling you, I love putting these single whore mother sons in their freaking place, you know?
Niggas, let me tell you something.
If you're raised by a single dishrag whore mother and you're a male, all right, with a female, are you kidding me?
It's like party time, a single whore mother with a female.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, these single whore mothers try to, you know, dress their daughters the same way as they do.
They try to go out to clubs and try to get picked up by cocks and all this other nonsense.
No, no, no.
I'm talking about the males that have been raised by single mothers, all right?
Now, unless your single mother was like, hey, like Sean Puffy Combs or P. Diddy or whatever the hell he calls himself now, unless your mother was like his mother, who said, hey, I'm not going to collect welfare.
I'm not going to get on food stamps.
I'm going to work two to three jobs and make sure that my kids are being raised in a better socioeconomic strata than I was brought up in.
I'm not talking about those mothers, all right?
If you're one of those capitalist mothers that realized that you made a mistake, you hopped on something that looked good in a leather jacket and slick back hair, and he ejaculated in your uterine wall, and nine months later came out a kid, and then you realized it was a mistake, so you went out, you started working, and you're making your own capital.
I'm not talking about you, all right?
I'm talking about these dirty dishrag whores that basically had all these male kids, basically dumped daddy, or daddy ran off because this bitch was just yapping too much, whatever the case might be, and lo and behold, these males have to be raised by Mammy.
And you can hear it by all the over-feminized fruit bowls that are calling into my show that Mammy is not only raising these males, but they're teaching these males how to be one of the girls for Christ's sake.
I mean, listen to the way they talk for Christ's sake.
I mean, listen to the way they talk.
I mean, they're like one of the girls, for Christ's sake.
Um, Ghost, I mean, I really don't like the way you're talking to me like that.
I mean, you see, you need a chat.
I mean, I'm not joking, for Christ's sake.
This is the way it is, man.
This is the way it is.
And let me tell you something.
If you are a son of a single mother that's obviously milking the child support lottery system, that's obviously milking the goddamn government entitlement system, that's obviously going to happy hour to go look for the horizontal mambo by some ethnic minority, well, it's time for you, son, to let your balls drop, go up to that dishrag whore mother and say, hey, you robbed me of my manhood.
You robbed me of my father, you sticking disgusting slut, by trivializing my life.
And if you're going to continue to trivialize my life by going out, hopping around from penis to penis to penis, all right, from hopping around to, you know, horizontal mambo with Alabama black snake or a goddamn Dominican Republican Americano, all right, the bottom line is, is that you've ruined my life, mother.
And that's what you need to tell your dishrag whore single mothers.
I'm telling you right now, you need to start telling your mothers this, all right?
And I'm not talking about the mothers that actually raised their kids, all right?
I'm not talking about the mothers that are like Sean P. Diddy Combs' mother, who didn't take the goddamn child support because her husband was dead, all right?
Who didn't take the welfare and didn't take the government assistance because she wasn't going to allow her son and her children to be raised in that type of environment.
I'm not talking about you females.
I'm talking about these disgusting, dirty dishrag whores that are out here shitting out children like it's no big deal and trivializing life itself.
These disgusting dishrag whores need to be put in their fucking place.
Excuse my French.
They need to be put in their freaking place.
All right?
And that's all there is to it.
All right?
I mean, every time that I see some disgusting, despicable slut having about five or six kids trailing her by herself, and you can tell by the looks of the kids, they're all different daddies.
I straight up tell these bitches something out here in Austin, Texas, or anywhere else I am in in Texas, for Christ's sake.
Straight up tell these bitches.
I straight up say, hey, stop having kids, all right?
I straight up tell them.
I straight up tell them, and I'm a big MF, all right?
I mean, ain't no way some woman's gonna sit over here and mouth off to me because if she lays one finger on me, I am within my legal right to dispense disciplinary action on these stankosaurus bitches that attempt to assault me.
All right?
I'm not kidding.
I kid you not.
I am not going to sit here and allow these women to think that they're actually providing something great to society because, oh, look, I shitted out a kid.
Look at me.
I shitted out at children.
Questioning Herman Sugar Cane Blackness 00:12:41
Yay!
That's not an accomplishment, you sick, disgusting piece of trash.
Animals have children.
All right?
It's not that big of an accomplishment, you stupid stankosaurus whorebags.
All right?
So that's all there is to it.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter for Christ's sake because it's obvious, once again, every time I attempt to have a conversation about this Occupy Wall Street nonsense, look at all the idiots that call in.
Look at all these idiots that call in.
They have nothing to say, just like these idiots all over the country that are pissing and moaning because they're failures at life.
All right?
Stupid.
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue going.
All right, let's talk about my man, baby.
My man, Herman Sugar Cain, baby.
That's right.
Herman Sugar Cane is now tied with Mitt Romney for the lead as the nominee for the GOP presidential candidacy.
Yeah.
In the latest polls out here, Herman Sugar Cane is tied with Mitt Romney, baby.
I'm telling you, Herman Sugarcane is going to be the GOP nominee, and he's going to bait Barack Obama, baby.
And let me tell you something right now.
I can't wait for that election.
I can't wait for that election because you know as well as I, David Axelrod and the Obama administration were going to play that race card all the way to the White House for a second term.
But if they got to run against Herman Sugar Cain, they can't play that race card.
You know that?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, he can't play that race card, old Barack Obama.
I mean, what are they going to say that Herman Sugar Cane is an uppity black?
Because that's the only thing that they can even remotely say as it relates to race.
And let me tell you something else.
Herman Cain is a very smart individual out here.
I mean, if he is elected president, he's going to be the first rocket scientist.
Yeah.
He's going to be the first rocket scientist elected to the White House, for Christ's sake.
So this guy knows what he's talking about out here.
He knows a little bit about math.
All right.
He knows a little bit about things as it relates to the economy.
All right, this man was a CEO to a big corporation, for Christ's sake.
All right?
What the hell was Obama?
All right?
A community organizer.
Oh, great, huh?
You know what it takes to be a community organizer, folks?
Just going into the ghettos, the barrios, and the white trailer parks and knocking door to door, just knocking door to door and saying, hey, baby, we need you to come down here for this protest that we're going to be doing against the man, baby.
That's what we're going to be doing.
We're going to come over here.
We're going to go out here and protest against a man, baby.
That's all a community organizer is.
It was a disgrace that we even elected this president as the president.
All right?
I mean, seriously.
It's ridiculous.
I mean, you know, you know, it's getting so racial out here because Herman Cain is leading the GOP polls out here that Al Sharpton, the poverty pimp himself, all right?
The poverty pimp himself actually had the audacity on his radio show the other day to question the blackness of Herman Cain.
Can you believe this crap?
Questioning the blackness of Herman Sugar Cain, for Christ's sake.
I mean, that is just unbelievably disgusting.
But look, this is what I'm talking about.
You know, that black gentleman that called up earlier, this is what I'm talking about, sir.
This is what I'm talking about here.
Poverty pimps like Al Sharpton.
Poverty pimps like Jesse Jackson.
You know, poverty pimps like these people who have done nothing to progress the situation of the black community.
All they have done is exploit the strife of the black community so that they can put their media whore faces on television.
All right?
That's all these people are about for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you something right now.
Let me tell you something right now.
These idiots that are out here trying to talk garbage against Herman Sugar Cane about him not being black enough or he's questioning his blackness or whatever the case might be.
You people are already trying to throw a racial component on this damn election, and I think it's sick.
All right?
I think it's unbelievably sick.
All right?
And not to mention, I mean, with all due respect, I mean, you know, why are you questioning the blackness of Herman Sugarcane when Obama, with all due respect, Mr. President, is a mulatto?
You know?
I mean, for all, Al Sharpton over here wants to be, yeah, I got to keep it black, baby.
I'm going to keep it black.
Well, you know, with all due respect, sir, Barack Obama's not black.
All right?
I mean, come on.
I mean, let's be honest here.
I mean, you know, Al Sharpton's being honest.
Let's be honest, for Christ's sake.
I mean, we're going to talk about who's black, who has more soul.
I mean, the blackness of a given person.
Herman Cain is black, baby.
He doesn't come from a damn white mother and a black father.
He has a black mother, a black father, and this idiot Al Sharpton has the audacity to sit here and question the blackness of Herman Sugarcane, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what a disgusting, pure piece of trash.
All right?
Herman Cain, baby, 2012, and that's all there is to it.
All right?
I want to hear what you have to say about Herman Sugarcane.
646-652-4869.
And let me tell you, if you haven't been following me on Twitter, I have actually been posting a lot of the speeches, a lot of the interviews of Herman Sugarcane, for Christ's sake.
I mean, he is a breath of fresh air.
And I don't know if you people have actually been looking at these speeches, but it sounds like he's actually listening to a broadcast, baby.
He actually sounds like he's listening to the broadcast.
Because haven't you noticed that ever since I started backing up Herman Sugarcane, all of a sudden Herman Sugarcane is emphasizing capitalism?
Haven't you noticed that?
You know, because remember, prior to Herman Sugar Cain calling out the Occupy Wall Street situation in that Wall Street Journal interview, before that, he was trying to put a little bit of a conservative, slight evangelical type twist to his campaign.
But then, when I started tweeting not only the Wall Street interview, but all the other, all the other interviews by Herman Sugar Cain, all of a sudden, Herman started taking his rhetoric to a little bit of a capitalist twist, baby.
I mean, can you believe that?
I mean, I mean, just look on the goddamn Twitter account.
Ghost politics, all right?
Ghost politics.
And let me tell you something right now.
If Herman Kane is elected as the nominee for the GOP, I am going to fundraise for this man, all right?
You better believe it, all right?
You better believe it.
I'm going to raise money for Herman Sugarcane.
We're going to put that man in the White House, I guarantee you.
And believe it or not, we're going to make capitalism the predominant ideology in this country once again.
Herman Kane, baby, 2012.
You know it, and I know it.
Anyway, let's take some calls.
646-652-4869.
Area code 305.
What do you think about Herman Kane?
Well, you know, I really, like, in my opinion, I would much rather watch my little puppy.
Yeah, you sound like it.
You sound like you're probing your anal passage with a large piece of furniture with that fruit bowl voice.
954, what do you think about Herman Kane?
Hey, ghosts, how you doing?
It's amazing.
We finally got a candidate that isn't a freaking dominionist trying to kill our country with a theocracy.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, welcome to America.
All right, buddy.
Let's talk about something else.
617, what's up?
Ghost for calling me, man.
I haven't had my coffee yet.
Does everybody hear this for crash sake, folks?
This is America, man.
I'm not joking.
I'm not kidding.
This is America.
Area code 865, what's up?
Capitalists still want to gay marry your illegal immigrant abortions.
See, you don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
As a matter of fact, I hope you die of cancer.
732, what's up?
What do you think about it, Burbank Kane?
The fuck off?
I can't even understand you, you little weak-ass prick.
Can you say that again?
I can't hear you.
You have no.
Well, first of all, you're talking to me with a ballless voice, all right?
Why don't you raise your voice, sound off like you got a pair, and maybe intimidate me, you freaking little prick.
I'm gonna rip your fucking balls and rhyme them down your goddamn throat and make you a new fucking box.
Do you fucking understand me?
Get the fuck off my goddamn bet, you piece of shit.
I'm gonna make you a fight when I find your goddamn mask.
What the fuck do you fucking want, you fucking bastard?
Hold on.
Are you a bitch?
Hold on, hold on.
Is this a bitch here?
I mean, are you a bitch?
Yeah, that's what I thought there, you skankosaurus broad.
Go back in the kitchen and make your man something to eat.
Oh, that's right.
You ain't got one.
That's why you're here.
Area code 435, what's up?
What do you think about Herman Sugarcane?
Oh, ghosts.
Don't talk to me when I don't have my.
Yeah, here we go.
706, what do you think about Herman Kane?
Rainbow Dash for President.
Yeah, well, whatever.
You're a pedophile.
832, what do you think about Herman Kane?
Hey, what's up?
It's Asho, ghost.
Oh, shit.
What do you want?
What?
What do you want?
I don't know.
I just wanted to say hi because I don't know my mom's somewhere else.
I don't know.
She's probably Apple.
Where's your mom at now, Asho?
Where's your mom at now?
That old VAH?
She couldn't even go to some bar and then Applebee's.
I don't know.
She's been out since yesterday.
She's been out since yesterday.
What?
Did she find some ethnic minority to where is she?
I don't know.
She's since yesterday at four.
That's why I'm talking to you.
And yeah, I have no friends.
I'm in the house right now.
No.
I mean, come on.
You know you got brothers and sisters running around over there for Christ's sake, Asho.
Hey, Mexican families don't have just one kid.
Come on.
Oh, yeah.
I have a sister.
Why are we BSing, Ashole?
Well, my aunt is here, but like she's cooking and she's cooking.
You don't have to remind me, Ash hole.
I mean, look, I know all about Mexican families, all right?
There's like 80 people in one house, for Christ's sake, all right?
So don't sit over here and say that you're sitting there by yourself, all right?
I know that you got brothers and sisters.
I mean, let me tell you something.
If there's one thing about Mexican women that I need to warn all males about, because look, I'm from Texas, all right?
I'm from Texas, and we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here, all right?
So I know what I'm talking about.
But let me tell you something right now to all the males out there that get schwooned by some hot tamale whorebag.
Do not, and I repeat, do not have sexual relations with these women.
They are overtly fertile.
I mean, I'm talking about you touch these skanks all of a sudden, you know, they're popping out twins out the uterus pipe.
All right?
I'm kidding, you're not.
I mean, come down here to Texas and see what I'm talking about, all right?
Or go down to California and see what the hell I'm talking about.
Go down to Arizona and see what the hell I'm talking about, all right?
I mean, these women are fertile for Christ's sake, man.
You touch them once, they're shitting out eight kids for Christ's sake.
Anyway, you have anything to say there?
Anything else to say there, Ash Hole?
Yeah, that's great, Ashley.
All right, I hope you choke on a bean and cheese, you little prick.
478, what's up?
Hey, man.
It's this idiot again.
I mean, is this thing on for Christ's sake?
Because I'm in the show now.
We're not going to have any serious discussions up in here.
I'll just get the hell out of here.
Go to 6th Street, for Christ's sake, alright?
It's Tuesday, baby.
It's Tuesday on 6th Street.
Dirty Dishrag Whore Mothers Song 00:03:45
You know what that means?
That means dollar, you call it, baby.
Dollar, you call it, baby.
Any drink on 6th Street, one dollar, baby.
All right?
I mean, you're saying to me, come on, man.
Come on.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
I tell you what.
I tell you what.
I'm going to run everybody out of the room.
Implement chatroom martial law, engineer.
Implement chat room martial law.
And we're playing music all the way through the end of the show.
That's all there is to it, all right?
That's all there is to it.
We're playing music throughout all the show so all these idiots can leave.
I don't want you to listen.
If you're somebody that doesn't work, I don't want you to listen.
If you're a pathetically anal loser that accepts goddamn entitlements, I don't want you to listen.
All right?
I don't want you to listen.
So get out.
You're a loser.
Get out of here.
Put on some music, engineer.
Put on some goddamn music that'll help them open their goddamn minds.
Because, you know, I got to get some more beer, first of all.
And secondly, we've got to get ready for radio graffiti.
So go ahead and throw on a song, engineer.
Back single mom, with the best of children waiting in line for a welfare check.
Hey, I've got a plan.
Get a job like a real man.
I told everybody in the city.
Join the true Captain Army.
Same as Wood Wolf Saturn.
He's a mouthpiece.
If you're a serious dude and you want capital, and that's no star can drink blue label.
It's the slag.
The Goosey Bone Bucks is nice.
It's cool happened.
I hope we get some good, cool Cause most of the coolest up for me.
Babs World.
Now, ain't that a bitch.
I wanted to discuss with you the green grid.
Join the true cousin.
Favour some freaks by this.
But the engineer is really ain't fine.
If you want a second, Just be you.
The radio beat is why you just think it's such fun.
The Koofy Bone Bucks is mum Hip-hop card standing on the corner.
Who will he mug?
Anyone who knows?
I can free you, man.
God damn it! God damn it! God damn it! God damn it!
Playing Music To Empty The Room 00:02:50
and you know what we're gonna continue We're gonna continue playing music so that we can just empty out the room today.
Alright, that's what we're gonna do.
How about how about throwing on a song, engineer, about people's dirty dishrag whore mothers?
How about that, engineer?
Put something on for all these dirty dish rag whores who have shitted out all these children that are mindless, that have a lack of cognitive reasoning, that can't even sputter out a sentence fragment out of their suck holes, alright?
Put something on about these disgusting, dirty dish rag whore single mothers or engineer.
Put it on your mom's a whore, your mom's a whore.
She sucks cocks at the dollar store.
Your mom's a skank, your mom's gank.
She licks my balls and gave me a yank.
Your mom's trick, your mom's a trick.
She eats vaginas and she swallows dicks.
Your mom's a coot, your mom's a goose.
She fucks the muzzle and sucks the juice.
Your mom's a bitch, your mom's a bitch.
She left me with a nutty itch.
Your mom's a flutt, your mom's butt.
She likes cucumbers up her butt.
Your mom's a hooker.
She's not a booker.
Always complaining how her puss is aching.
Which is weird because she's a whore.
I've got a number and a big jumper.
All that is left now is sex with the fat cow and sex.
With the fat cow and sex.
With the fat cow with sex with your mom.
Your mom's a whore.
Your mom's a horse.
She sucks cocks at the dollar store.
Your mom's a skank.
Your mom's a skank.
She licks my balls and gave me a yank.
Your mom's a trick.
Your mom's a trick.
She eats vaginas and swallows dicks.
Your mom's a coot.
Your mom's a coot.
She fucks the muzzle and she sucks the juice.
Your mom's a bitch.
Your mom's a bitch.
She left me with a fucking itch.
Your mom's blut, your mom's a blut.
She likes cucumbers up her butt, she likes them up her butt.
You trust money.
That was a pretty good song there by Vincent Gaines called Your Mom's a Whore, Your Mom's a Whore, which probably more than half of you people that are in here, that's probably what your moms are.
You know, you're probably coming from single whore mothers, and you're afraid to talk about it, afraid to actually say and admit it.
Baby Boomers Are Nut Jobs 00:15:46
All right?
Yeah, I mean, you know, like Gombogbo said, I mean, this is Ash Hoe's song.
You know, it's his mother's song right there.
But I'm not done playing music because we've got so many assholes in here flapping their fat sausages of fingers on the keyboards, trying to be text chat warriors, trying to deviate the whole goddamn show into somewhere else for Christ's sake.
And, you know, I really didn't even want to come on to do this broadcast today, but I did because I know there's a lot of fans of the broadcast that are true capitalists, that listen, that actually absorb the information that is being projected on this broadcast.
But of course, we have all these stupid, disgusting, pathetically anal losers that think that they're accomplishing something in life by playing audio files on the phone or by sputtering out a sentence fragment for Christ's sake.
So, you know what we're going to do?
We're going to continue, baby.
We're going to continue.
Now, let me explain what I'm about to play next, all right?
What I'm about to play next is a goddamn audible signature of what is happening in today's America, all right?
Because these idiots on Occupy Wall Street are pissing and moaning.
I don't have an opportunity.
It's not fair.
Well, let's reanalyze what is exactly going on in this country.
75% of America's wealth resides with the baby boomers.
Yeah, the people that brought us here.
All right?
The people that put us in the current predicament that they're in.
But are these idiots on Occupy Wall Street going and telling their mammies and daddies, hey, you've got 75% of America's wealth.
I mean, why don't you share the wealth like they're claiming out here to do with Wall Street, huh?
They're not doing that, are they?
Are they forcing the government to drop Social Security?
No, they're not.
And let me tell you something else.
Anybody who's under the age of 45 ain't never going to see Social Security.
So even if you are getting a job in today's America, you still got to pay this ridiculous tax to these disgusting, despicable old people.
Moreover, these same baby boomers are the ones that got us into these ridiculous wars to nowhere that we're currently in currently.
All right?
It was the baby boomers that constructed this disgusting, ridiculous public education system that robbed children the right of cognitive thinking.
So all these idiots out there on Occupy Wall Street need to be pointing their fingers at the goddamn baby boomers, the assholes that brought us into this situation, the idiots that passed the Great Society, the idiots that voted in all these disgusting, ridiculous social programs and all these ridiculous government-funded programs out here.
It is the baby boomers' fault.
And who are the baby boomers, folks?
They're all comprised of our American government out there in Wall Street, baby.
You know?
Can you believe that?
And look, I know you've got a lot of baby boomers in here saying, hey, it's my money.
I put it in there.
It's my money.
No, it's not.
All right?
You helped pay for all the goddamn entitlement programs that you put forth as a supposed little leftist hippie that you idiots were.
And in the process, baby boomers, you sold out your goddamn children just so that you can continue to sustain your freaking Social Security checks to pay for your Cadillac leases for Christ's sake.
You understand?
So, hey, Occupy Wall Street, why don't you take a look at the real people behind this disgusting display of American greed?
It's the baby boomers, goddammit.
It's the baby boomers.
It's the baby boomers.
And you want to know why they did it?
You want to know why they did it?
Because we're from goddamn America.
Oh, yeah.
We're from America, baby, where we eat our young, where we sell them to the government.
And look at them.
The baby boomers are loving this.
The baby boomers are loving that they want that the youth wants more government.
The baby boomers are loving the fact that the goddamn young want socialism for Christ's sake.
The young are selling themselves out to the government and they don't even know.
They don't even know what's going on for Christ's sake.
We're from America.
This is the new America where we eat our young.
Look at the young out there eating themselves on Occupy Wall Street.
We're from America.
Goddamn America.
Oh yeah.
We're from America, baby, where we eat our young, where we sell them to the government.
And look at them.
The baby boomers are loving this.
The baby boomers are loving that they want that the youth want more government.
The baby boomers are loving the fact that this goddamn young want socialism for Christ's sake.
The young are selling themselves out to the government and they don't even know.
They don't even know what's going on for Christ's sake.
We're from America.
This is the new America where we eat our young.
Look at the young out there eating themselves on Occupy Wall Street.
From America, we're from America.
From America.
Oh, yeah.
We're from America, baby, where we eat our young, where we sell them to the government.
And look at them.
The baby boomers are loving this.
The baby boomers are loving that they want that the youth want more government.
The baby boomers are loving the fact that this goddamn young want socialism for Christ's sake.
The young are selling themselves out to the government, and they don't even know.
They don't even know what's going on for Christ's sake.
We're from America.
This is the new America where we eat our young.
Look at the young out there eating themselves on Occupy Wall Street.
on marijuana dispensaries.
I'm sure a lot of you damn potheads are a little scared about that, huh?
About all you ass clowns in California that think that y'all were such great members of America blazing up Philly blunts of purple cush or some purple cream.
Well, you ain't going to be able to do that for much longer because the federal government is actually going to crack down.
I repeat, the federal government is going to crack down on marijuana dispensaries throughout the country.
And it really doesn't matter if your state legalized marijuana for medicinal purposes or recreational purposes or whatever the case might be.
And the reason that the federal government is actually implementing this and it'll actually go down in a legal fashion, even if any of these marijuana dispensaries decide to take it to court.
The federal government's case is that it still coincides with the idea of trade and commerce.
Now, let me explain.
The federal government's claim is that these marijuana dispensaries out in California are actually helping the marijuana distribution of America.
You understand?
Because there's legal marijuana crops all over California.
They are actually helping supply a lot of the drug dealers in the United States with high-grade marijuana.
So as a result, California's legal medicinal marijuana dispensaries are actually contributing to the drug sales of the rest of America because it's legal to buy it out there for pennies on the dollar because there's so many goddamn dispensaries in California.
There are more California than there are actual Starbucks coffee houses.
Can you believe that?
Can you believe that?
I mean, there are more marijuana dispensaries in California than there are Starbucks coffee houses.
All right?
But the federal government, here in the next couple of weeks, they're going to start cracking down on these people.
So if you have a marijuana dispensary, you better watch out because not only are they going to seize your property as it relates to your business, not only are they going to seize the marijuana, the profits, they're going to freeze your accounts.
All right?
I'm not joking.
They are going to freeze your accounts.
They are going to confiscate any kind of personal property you may have.
I kid you not, this is what the federal government has said they're going to do.
Huh?
That's great, isn't it?
I mean, meanwhile, we've got terrorists running rampant.
We've got assholes on these Occupy Wall Street protests that need to be tear gassed and put back in their homes and forced to go get jobs.
I mean, we've got a lot of problems in this country.
And here you got the federal government wasting time, effort, money, energy to what?
Bring down marijuana dispensaries that are legal in California?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, this is a joke.
All right?
This is an utter joke.
But, you know, Eric Holder, he's got a lot in his plate.
Remember, this is the guy who's going to get subpoenaed by Representative Darrell Issa of the House Oversight Committee over that goddamn Fast and Furious operation where he allowed Mexican drug cartels to go and buy thousands of guns from the American government.
All right?
Unfreaking believable.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about this.
I know there's a lot of people that probably have something to say about these marijuana dispensaries being cracked down by the federal government.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
813, what do you think about marijuana dispensaries?
Well, I'm going to be honest.
I came on to talk about the Occupy Wall Street.
Is that all right?
No, go ahead.
Well, personally, I think they're the second worst.
What I think is that the Westboro Baptist Church is far worse of a protest because they've got signs like, thank God for 9-11, thank God for IEDs.
Because you know what, sir?
Sir, with all due respect, they go home afterwards.
You understand?
They don't camp out in front of people's businesses and prohibit people from going into people's businesses.
They're not out there defecating in the streets.
They're not out there leaving mounds of trash.
I'm not defending the Westboro Baptist Church.
I think they're a bunch of idiots.
Don't get me wrong.
I think they're whacked out nut jobs.
But they're not out there camping out and providing havoc for the rest of society.
Let's be honest.
Am I right?
Yeah, you make a good point.
They do worse for society.
I just think that Westboro, what they're protesting, is a worse subject because they actually protest military funerals.
They think that God hates America and all this crap.
Well, you know, believe it or not, I mean, you know, I don't believe in that rhetoric.
I think that all those people from Westboro Baptist Church are a bunch of assholes.
And, you know, if I saw them in the streets, I'd probably give them a couple of bitch slaps.
But let's be honest.
They go home.
All right?
I mean, you know what I mean?
I mean, they go home for Christ's sake.
They go out.
They hold their stupid, disgusting, despicable signs for about a few hours.
They get their time in the media and they go home.
You see, these people aren't going home.
All right?
I mean, these people on Occupy Wall Street are occupying private property.
They're stopping traffic.
They're trying to prohibit people from going to work.
All right?
I'm not kidding, man.
Capitalists Should Participate In Revolutions 00:15:04
I mean, this is the way it is for Christ's sake.
So, you know, it's kind of a bad comparison, 813, because, you know, like I said, I don't believe in the Westboro Baptist Church.
I think it's a disgusting disgrace.
But at least they're going home at the end of the day, all right?
And some idiots in here saying because they don't have homes, uh, bullshit, all right?
Bullshit.
Anybody who says that they ain't got a home is lying their freaking asses off, all right?
The more losers that you have in this country, I mean, the bigger loser you are in this country, the more entitlements that you get from the government.
Just because you idiots are too lazy to fill out the paperwork in the bureaucratic systems of government doesn't mean it doesn't exist, you stupid losers, all right?
I mean, we got housing voucher programs.
We got Section 8 housing for Christ's sake, all right?
But it's just you idiots, you don't want to live there, you see?
You don't want to live there because you know it's a little bit rough for your little stupid, over-prissy, over-feminized ass.
You probably get your ass kicked by the Mexican Cholos or the black gangsters for Christ's sake, you know?
So instead, you decide to live like some goddamn vagabond in the streets of these metropolises that allow these people to sleep out, like Austin, like Portland, like San Francisco, like all these other disgusting cities that allow these stupid, disgusting wastes of human life to just sleep on the street for Christ's sake, all right?
So don't give me this crap that they ain't got homes.
If they ain't got homes, that's their fault.
All right?
My tax dollars are going out to support and clothe and house and feed these stupid scumbags.
And if these idiots don't have the mental capacity to go up to a goddamn government bureaucracy and fill out some paperwork, that's their problem.
They deserve to starve to death as far as I'm concerned.
I don't want to hear anything about anybody in America.
I feel sorry about no one.
No one in America.
Nobody.
All right?
You know who I feel sorry for in America?
Children.
All right?
The children of OctoMom.
The children of these dirty dishrag whores that are utilizing children as a trivialized idea.
That's who I feel sorry for.
I feel sorry for these children that are being put into this country just so that they can become money makers.
Yo, are you kidding me?
Baby making has turned into big business for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, the more kids you have, the more money you get from the government.
The more money you get from nonprofit organizations.
The more money you get from child support.
All right?
And on top of all this, they can still go out and work and make under $25,000 a year on top of the $7,000 or $8,000 that they're getting from government entitlements and child support and everything else, for Christ's sake.
I kid you not, folks.
It's no coincidence why you have these disgusting, dirty dishrag whores who have children that are going out spending their EBT card in Las Vegas.
All right?
It's no coincidence whatsoever.
And let me tell you something.
If you are actually collecting money from the government, you're a dirty loser.
You deserve no respect.
As far as I'm concerned, I hope that Herman Kane is elected president, and I'm going to help him get elected, folks.
I made docs myself here and come out publicly so that I can make sure that Herman Sugar Cain is actually elected president.
Because not only do we need a revamp of the whole financial system to get this goddamn economy going again, but let me tell you something else.
We need a capitalist in the White House.
You understand that?
We need a capitalist in the goddamn White House who is not only going to reform the financial system, all right, but is going to reform the voting system.
Yeah.
We need a whole new idea of voter reform.
All right?
And I've said this time and time again.
The only people that should be able to participate in the political process are the capitalists.
Nobody else.
That's right.
The only people that should participate in the political process are capitalists and nobody else.
If you're collecting a government entitlement, you don't deserve to vote.
You don't contribute to the government.
You don't contribute to the continuity of civilization.
You're a detriment.
All right?
You're a detriment to civilization.
So anybody who is out here getting a goddamn government entitlement, you should not be able to vote.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
And anybody who's going to sit over here and say, well, what's a capitalist ghost?
I mean, what's a capitalist?
All you have to do is work, assholes.
All right?
As simple as that.
I mean, I hate to hear all these constitutionalist jerks that, oh, I love the Constitution.
We've got to go back to the Constitution.
Well, yeah, let's go back to the Constitution, shall we?
I mean, in the Constitution, as it was written, the exclusive political party that was able to vote back then were property owners.
Yeah, property owners, huh?
Yeah, so let's go back to the Constitution, huh?
How about that, constitutionalists?
But I'll tell you what else, all right?
I don't even want to go that extreme.
I don't want just property owners to participate in the political process.
I think capitalists should participate.
And how do you, who's a capitalist?
Anybody who works.
Anybody who doesn't collect a government entitlement and pays taxes, that is a capitalist.
And it doesn't matter what you do for a living.
It doesn't matter if you're cleaning enema bags.
It doesn't matter if you're cleaning the leftover secretions at an adult triple X theater.
It doesn't matter if you're a small business owner, if you're a CEO, if you're flipping burgers, if you're a janitor.
It doesn't matter if you are working and you're getting a paycheck and you're paying taxes and you're not collecting anything from the government.
Well, by God, you should have more of an authority than these stupid losers out here trying to extort money from the rich out here in Occupy Wall Street.
I'm not joking.
You should have more of an authority in the political process than these disgusting, despicable moochers of society.
These disgusting, despicable moochers of society.
And that's all there is to it, for Christ's sake.
And I'm telling you right now, I'm not joking.
If Herman King gets the nomination, I'm going to make sure this man is elected president.
I'm not joking.
I mean, I'm going to fundraise.
I'm going to donate money.
I'm not joking.
I'm going to come out the pocket for this man because we need a capitalist in the damn White House.
That's it.
We need a capitalist in the damn White House.
And I guarantee you, folks, that when there's a capitalist in the White House, we're going to see some major reforms.
All right?
We ain't going to see this goddamn Occupy Wall Street nonsense.
There'll be tear gas in these disgusting, despicable vagabond revolutions before we allow these idiots to basically hold cities hostage like they're doing here today.
Do you understand that?
I mean, where's the tear gas when you need it on these sorry sacks of crap?
I mean, hey, NYPD, get the goddamn tear gas, please, for these stupid sacks of crap.
All right?
These people are infringing on the freedoms of business owners.
These people are infringing on the rights of individuals that are just walking the streets.
These people are infringing on the rights of other people.
These people are not preaching freedom.
They're preaching communism.
They're preaching socialism.
And we need these idiots out of here.
I mean, just imagine owning a goddamn business in front of these goddamn protests for Christ.
Just imagine how much money you're losing because these idiots are out here taking a crap out here in the middle of the street, you know, pissing on your goddamn doorstep for Christ's sake, leaving trash all over the city, huh?
I mean, just imagine that shit.
I mean, I feel sorry for those businesses.
And let me tell you something, I don't understand why those businesses don't go out there with a cattle prod and start getting these idiots away from their goddamn business location.
That's what I would be doing.
Are you kidding me?
I'd be out there with a goddamn cattle prod, prodding these idiots.
Get out of my goddamn property.
I'm not joking.
All right?
I'm not kidding around.
Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
We were talking about how the U.S. federal government is going to crack down on goddamn marijuana dispensaries.
You know, since the Occupy Wall Street folks are trying to model their revolution after the Egyptian revolution, have you all seen what's happening in Egypt right now?
I mean, they're killing each other.
They're turning against the newly elected government that these idiots had a revolution for.
I mean, they're having a revolution against the revolutionary government.
I mean, it makes no sense.
You understand?
These people don't know what they want.
They don't know what they want for Christ's sake.
Well, after the over 30 deaths and 300 injured in the past couple of days of clashes in Egypt, Egypt's finance minister has offered to step down because he just can't take this anymore.
You know, he did not sign up so that these Egyptian jehudis can just go and go wild for no freaking reason.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's just disgusting.
And I was saying this, you can go back in the archive, blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
I had been saying that this Egyptian jehudi revolution was going to blow up in the faces of everyone.
There was no intellectual foundation for this revolution in Egypt, just as there's no intellectual foundation for this ridiculous, stupid Occupy Wall Street nonsense.
No intellectual foundation.
So, hey, Occupy Wall Street, you want to go ahead and model your revolution after Egypt?
Look at Egypt now.
How come somebody with a damn camera and a microphone put it in these idiots' faces and say, hey, in the beginning of the damn Occupy Wall Street protests, a lot of you idiots were actually comparing this protest to the Egyptian Revolution.
Look at the Egyptian revolution now, you stupid dumb idiot.
Jesus Christ.
It's in chaos now.
All right?
It's in freaking chaos.
Anyway, the Egyptian finance minister is offering to step down, but guess what?
The government, the newly instilled government that was instilled by these wild jehudis, is not letting them.
All right?
Hey, that's democracy for you, huh?
They're not going to let the finance minister step down for Christ's sake.
So, hey, that's great, isn't it?
Isn't that great?
Oh, that's just beautiful.
Jesus Christ.
That's why I'm saying we need to tear gas these sons of bitches out there on Occupy Wall Street, all right?
Tear gas these sons of bitches, all right?
That's all there is to it.
Anyway, and last but not least, I want to talk a little bit about this Libya situation.
That's right.
I want to talk a little bit about Libya because NATO, believe it or not, and for all you folks that don't know what NATO is, it was supposed to be the international institution comprised of countries that were against the Iron Curtain, you know, against Russia and all its communist counterparts.
The whole reason why NATO was constructed was so that just in case Russia got uppity, that NATO would come in and help save the day.
You know, that it was a collaboration of multilateral forces that were going to go against the Iron Corps curtain, for Christ's sake, all right?
Well, thank God that the Iron Curtain never really got uppity and we had to use NATO because they wouldn't have been worth a shit.
They wouldn't have been worth nothing for Christ's sake.
I mean, have you seen the latest response of NATO as it relates to this ridiculous, disgusting Libyan revolution?
Have y'all seen this?
NATO recently said that we didn't realize the extent of resistance in Libya's uprising.
I mean, we're really surprised.
We're really surprised that we actually have this much resistance in Libya.
And we didn't anticipate it.
I mean, NATO can't even overthrow a pissing ground desert like Libya.
I mean, what would have happened if the Iron Curtain decided to goddamn raise up and start spreading its communism all over Europe for Christ's sake?
NATO wouldn't have had a goddamn chance.
NATO wouldn't have had a goddamn chance for Christ's sake.
And it's horrible.
All right?
Unbelievable.
And let me tell you something.
I don't even know why the United States is even still in cahoots with this stupid, obsolete, bureaucratic international institution called NATO.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
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Go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house, for Christ's sake, all right?
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Anyway, let's go ahead and, I don't know, you know, screw Twitter shout-outs.
You people don't deserve Twitter shout-outs.
All right?
This is a horrible Taco Tuesday that you scumbags have put forth for me.
So screw you.
I ain't giving no goddamn Twitter shout-outs, chat-room shout-outs.
You can shove it up your ass.
All right?
All of you.
But once again, what we were talking about is NATO.
NATO is quote-unquote surprised at the resistance in Libya, for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this, crap?
You're surprised?
What do you think they were just going to lie down and let you stupid European powers come in there and just, oh, yeah, take over our country?
I mean, give me a freaking break for Christ's sake.
Libyan Rebel Faction Connection 00:03:25
All right?
Anyway, before we get into anything else, we actually have a connection within the Libyan rebel faction, folks.
We actually have somebody that is fighting against the Muammar Gaddafi regime and is actually out there with NATO, being trained, being armed by NATO, so on and so forth.
So we'd like to bring him in so he can give a perspective on actually what is going on out there in Libya.
So without any further ado, is he on engineer?
All right, well, without any further ado, Makhmood, are you there, sir?
Mahmood?
Who is Al-Rahman?
That is great.
Your people out there, your 50 Americans, you need to continue to pay your taxes.
All your people are there.
You need to pay your taxes so America can continue to arm our brothers.
Ardidin Libya.
All you 50 American people, you need to praise Barack Obama.
Barack Obama is going to implement Shoria law.
He's going to implement Shoria law.
So keep paying your taxes, you 50 Americans.
Alley Halley!
The reason that Barack Obama is helping the brothers out here in the Libyan rebel faction because he's going to implement Shoria law.
He is the martyr.
That's right, you 50 Americans.
Do you pay your taxes?
You pay your taxes, you filthy Americans.
And you do it for Allah.
Wallah, Rabbah.
Wallah, Rabbah.
Do you understand what I'm talking about?
You dumb, stupid Americans.
Wallah, Rabbah.
I will.
I want all your American people to stop what you're doing right now.
I want you to stop what you're doing.
I want you to forget on your knees.
And I want you to face Mecca.
I want you to face Mecca now.
You 50 Americans.
You stop what you're doing, and you get on your knees and you'll face Mecca.
It's Mecca now.
Oracle.
I am Mahmoud from the Olivian Rebel Faction.
You keep paying your taxes.
You feed the American people.
Because old Barack Obama, he's doing this for Shaliyah law.
Bola ragba. Bola ragba. Bola ragba.
All right, that's about enough of Mahmoud.
I'm getting a little bit tired of it.
Get him off, Angie.
I'm getting tired of Mahmoud over here.
He's shoving in the faces of American people, telling us to pay our taxes.
But you're hearing it, folks.
You're hearing it right now from the Libyan rebel faction.
These people are down with Al-Qaeda.
All right?
I'm not joking, man.
I mean, it was on our State Department website in the United States labeling the goddamn rebels of Muammar Gaddafi as those being linked with Al-Qaeda, for Christ's sake, all right?
Neighborhoods And Burglary Threats 00:10:33
So it's ridiculous.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm tired of talking about those jehooties out there in goddamn Libya.
Let's talk about something else, all right.
Now, did anybody read about this disgusting, despicable trend that's happening in Seattle, Washington?
And mind you, supposedly, Seattle, Washington is supposed to be the most educated city in America, all right?
But they actually have these stupid losers walking around in superhero outfits.
Have you heard about this?
They're actually walking around in superhero outfits, like makeshift Batman outfits.
And I don't know.
I don't know the comic book characters.
I don't care.
All right?
But believe it or not, you actually have these supposed vigilante superheroes in Seattle that are actually going out and supposedly fighting crime.
They're actually dressed up in literal garb relating to comic book characters.
I mean, they're walking the streets as this, and they're supposed to be protecting people or something of that nature.
I kid you not, all right?
Well, this idiot who calls himself Phoenix Jones, believe it or not, he's actually had the media interview his stupid, dumb loser ass about, you know, he's in his stupid superhero garb, for Christ's sake, and he's going out trying to, I don't know, stop crime.
I don't know what the hell he's doing.
But let's be honest here, all right?
These people are vigilantes.
They're just out there, you know, trying to make a name for themselves.
They watched Dark Knight way too many times.
You know, they think they can be, you know, what the hell's his name?
That asshole character is Batman for Christ's sake, a Christian Bales character.
And this is just horrible.
All right.
Anyway, Phoenix Jones, of course, he was out there after the clubs let out in Seattle.
Supposedly, he saw a scuffle out there in, I don't know, the streets of Seattle.
And according to him, he had to go and save the day.
He had to go and save the day.
And in the process, this asshole pepper sprayed a whole bunch of people that didn't deserve to be pepper sprayed.
I mean, what happened here is that superhero Phoenix Jones actually was the one that was causing crime as opposed to saving crime.
And now the stupid, disgusting idiot loser faces assault charges because this asshole basically broke up the wrong fight.
I mean, he sprayed somebody in the face that didn't need to be sprayed in the face.
I mean, give me a goddamn break for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this crap?
Can you believe this?
I mean, there's actual losers in the supposed smartest city in America, Seattle, that are dressing up like it's Halloween and going out there thinking they're Charles Bronson, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, and you know what?
I hope this idiot Phoenix Jones, I mean, you know, I hope you throw the book at your stupid ass, you stupid loser.
All right?
Now, let me tell you something.
I'm not against people going out and protecting their property.
Believe me, I have advocated this for a long, long time.
All right?
But this idiot is walking the streets of Seattle, which is not his property, all right?
Which he owns nothing of.
He's just walking around looking for trouble in a goddamn stupid superhero outfit, like a 10-year-old or some crap.
All right?
And the bottom line is, is that if you want to protect property, if you want to go out and save the day, what you should be doing is going door to door in your neighborhood, all right?
And having everybody get together in a park, having everybody get together in somebody's backyard, having everybody get together in somebody's front yard, whatever the case might be, and start talking about having actual neighborhood watches between the peak hours of criminality, which is typically between 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
It depends on where you're at in America.
It could be different in your location.
And you need to gather all the people that are in your neighborhood and make them understand that, hey, we need to watch our neighborhoods.
I mean, look at these disgusting fleabag losers on Occupy Wall Street going into rich neighborhoods, you know, trying to intimidate those people from their money.
All right?
So what I'm suggesting to everybody who's out there in America that wants to protect their property, I strongly advise you of gathering eight to ten people that walk the streets from four to ten p.m. to 4 a.m., Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
And make sure to, you know, carry your pepper spray, batons.
You know, in Texas, we can legally carry a firearm, so that's what I would strongly advise folks doing out here in Texas.
But just start walking your neighborhoods, all right?
Just start walking your goddamn neighborhoods.
And if you see somebody with a freaking backpack, if you see somebody just kind of walking through and you don't know who the hell this moron is, go up to that son of a bitch, all right?
You and the eight to ten people that are in your neighborhood watch program, go out there and ask that son of a bitch, hey, who are you?
Where are you going?
What do you want?
All right?
And if this sorry sack of crap decides to get uppity, if this sorry sack of crap decides to sit here and I don't know cause a ruckus, for a lack of a better term, you are within your legal right to dispense disciplinary action on that son of a bitch.
And if it requires him being bloody and bashed, well, by God, you know, maybe that has to be done.
And when this idiot is subdued on the floor bleeding in a puddle of his own blood and piss, make sure to drag him into a goddamn lawn and then call the cops and then say, I want to press full assault charges on this wacky son of a bitch that attempted to attack us.
Moreover, I want to press trespassing charges because this idiot came onto my goddamn lawn.
And you know something?
The cops have to do what you say.
All right?
Because I'll tell you what, you have eight to ten witnesses that'll say the exact same thing that you're saying.
All right?
All right?
And I guarantee you, if you do this to a couple of scumbags that are trying to scour your neighborhood for some burglary opportunities, all right?
If you do this to individuals that are just kind of looking to molest children, you know how these people are just walking through neighborhoods with backpacks.
You know, they got the goddamn gear inside their backpack to break into cars, houses, so on and so forth.
All right?
I mean, I guarantee you, you subdue and arrest at least two or three of these idiots.
It's going to get around in the criminal sector.
You understand that?
It's going to get around in the criminal circles that, hey, we should just kind of bypass this neighborhood and go around it or just not go through it whatsoever.
And I guarantee you, your children will be able to walk the streets again.
All right?
I guarantee you, your children will be able to play outside without a goddamn child molester in a goddamn pedo van, you know, just cruising around for Christ's sake.
Do you understand what I'm talking about?
I mean, hey, I'm not advocating violence.
I'm advocating the protection of property.
All right?
I'm advocating the protection of neighborhoods out here.
I mean, look at what these jihudis did in Egypt.
They went into neighborhoods and pillaged and looted.
And by default, people had to get together in neighborhoods and do the same thing that I'm telling people to do, but they had to do it on a quick basis.
I mean, they had to do it within a snap for Christ's sake.
What I'm advocating is that you be prepared for any potential situation like these idiots from Occupy Wall Street are doing to those rich people in New York.
You need to be ready for this situation.
You need to be ready that these goddamn jehudies and these assholes are going to come into your neighborhood, pillage your goods, all right, and basically harass your family out here.
You need to prohibit them from doing so.
So what I'm saying to you is if you are a law-abiding capitalist, all right, and you want to protect your neighborhoods, all right, don't act like this idiot Phoenix Jones and put on a stupid, goddamn, ridiculous superhero outfit and think that you're Charles Bronson, all right, and go out into city streets that have nothing to do with your neighborhood.
I'm talking about people that are within their own neighborhoods.
They need to go door to door.
They need to organize some kind of a neighborhood watch program.
It needs to be about eight to ten people walking the streets together, all right?
Walking your neighborhood streets together.
And if you see anybody suspicious, if you see anybody with a backpack, if you see anybody tag anything, you have the legal, moral, and ethical right to go up to these idiots and say, hey, who are you?
What are you doing here?
We don't know you.
You don't live here.
What do you want?
And of course, if they just say, hey, man, I'm just passing through.
I'm sorry.
I'm passing through.
Well, we're going to escort your ass out of our neighborhood, and you make sure to go and don't look back, you son of a bitch.
And I'm not joking.
This is what you have to do, man.
You know, you have to do for Christ's sake.
And I'm telling you once again, if they get uppity, if they try to say, screw you, screw you, and then they try to attack you or something, well, you are within your legal and moral and ethical right to dispense disciplinary action.
All right?
You're within your moral, legal, and ethical right to dispense disciplinary action and then call the cops and say, hey, somebody just assaulted us out here.
They're trespassing on our lawn, and we got them subdued here.
We need an officer to take this riffraft away and put him in jail.
And you make sure that all the individuals that are in your party make sure to have the same story and put this son of a bitch in jail for a long period of time.
Not only is he going to get his ass whooped, and not only is he going to be in a puddle of his own blood and piss, but he's going to have to go to jail.
Maybe then he'll start thinking, maybe I should stop being a criminal-minded jaikoff.
Maybe I should stop going out and burglarizing people.
That's all there is to it.
All right?
That's all there is to it, folks.
And I know there's people out here that can't believe it.
Acknowledging Individuals As Assholes 00:10:50
Well, let me tell you something.
My neighborhood's going to be ready.
If these idiots that occupy Austin decide to come out here in my neighborhood for Christ's sake, everybody in this building, I've been knocking door to door on the building that I live in out here, for Christ's sake, all right?
I've been knocking door to door.
We are ready.
If any of these idiots come down here and try to march on our streets for Christ's sake and try to enter our buildings, we're going to be more than prepared to dispense disciplinary action, and that's all there is to it.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about Phoenix Jones?
What do you think about this stupid, dumb, disgusting, ridiculous idiot?
Note party, what's up?
We're coming to America.
We're coming to America.
Welcome into America.
Sorry, son of a bitch.
All right, enough of the goddamn remixes.
Enough!
Stupid asshole.
347.
There's some idiot playing with his Peter.
817.
Wait, is that me?
It's you.
Okay, one second.
Was you in training or something?
You're in training?
Well, too bad.
702, what's up?
Hey, ghosts.
How's it going?
Yeah.
About Phoenix Jones.
Yeah, I've been listening for quite a while.
And kind of, I work at a therapist's office?
And he helps me out diagnosing.
Yeah, you sound like you're lying.
You see, you kids can't even lie right.
You know what I mean?
You can't even lie right for Christ's sake.
We can hear you thinking while you're talking.
Don't you idiots understand that?
We can hear you idiots thinking while you're talking.
So don't be committing crime because you idiots can't lie for crap.
All right?
I can tell.
I work at a therapist.
Stupid morons.
504, what's up?
What do you think about Phoenix Jones?
I really agree with everything you've been saying.
I mean, what we really need is just some ethnic cleansing here.
I mean, honestly.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
I'm not saying anything racial about ethnic cleansing, you stupid asshole.
All right?
I'm talking about we need capitalism.
I don't care about race.
I mean, do you think I give a crap about race?
That's why I make so many jokes about race because people take it so fucking serious.
All right?
People are like, oh, my God, I can't believe he said that.
I mean, we shouldn't even be acknowledging race.
All right?
We should be acknowledging individuals, assholes.
All right?
No, I'm serious.
We should be acknowledging individuals, not race or culture or religion.
We should be acknowledging smart capitalist individuals for Christ's sake.
So the bottom line is, is that you idiots, you know, you can sit here and call me a racist all you goddamn want.
The intellectuals that listen to me understand what I'm saying.
And this is who really needs to start rethinking their idea of society.
The intellectual elites.
You know, the individuals that actually, you know, write the ideas and the philosophy of the future.
All right?
We don't need to acknowledge race any longer.
We don't need to acknowledge culture any longer.
We don't need to acknowledge religious institutionalism any longer.
We don't need to acknowledge political romanticism any longer.
We don't need to acknowledge nationalism any longer.
And the sooner society realized that, the better.
Let's continue going for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm sick and tired of this Phoenix Jones scenario.
Let me move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk a little bit about the 99% that these idiots keep talking about.
We're the 99%.
We're the 99%, man.
We're protesting because we're the 99%.
Who in the hell is the 99%?
Can somebody explain this to me?
Huh?
Who in the hell is the 99% and who gives a shit about these people, huh?
I mean, honestly, I mean, there are not that many losers.
I mean, I think this is a very warped statistic that 99% of America are a bunch of losers.
I mean, I just think that's a warped statistic.
I'm willing to bet at least 65%, you know, but maybe not 99%, all right?
99% is just a ridiculous, disgusting, pathetic quote that these idiots are posting on their goddamn picket signs out there in Occupy Wall Street, for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me a freaking break, man.
I mean, 99% of America are losers.
I don't believe that.
All right?
I do not believe that 99% of America is comprised of fleabag, smelly losers that are out there in Occupy Wall Streets all over America.
I don't believe that one bit.
I don't believe it.
All right?
Now, I'm willing to bet like 60% of America are a bunch of losers.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I'm willing to put that on writing.
I mean, you know, these people that are out here on Occupy Wall Street, I mean, I've heard a couple of them interviewed saying, I lost my house.
I mean, you hear a bunch of other people saying, I'm $90,000 in college debt.
Wink. Wink.
I mean, give me a freaking break, man.
This is all about money.
All right?
That's what this is all about.
This is all about money because they can't make it.
They're unoriginal pricks.
They have no cognitive reasoning.
They have no critical thinking whatsoever.
These people are idiots.
The 99% for crime.
I'm the part of the 99%, huh?
99 red balloons.
I shouldn't even be singing because you idiots will make a goddamn remix of it.
Shut up.
Anyway, let me move on to something.
Let me take some calls.
I mean, let me see if we can find some of these 99% people, huh?
Hey, 502, you part of the 99%?
Yeah, obviously you are.
916, you part of the 99%?
I was making a sandwich.
Oh, he's making a sandwich, so obviously he has enough money to at least make a sandwich.
You know what I mean?
I mean, he's not like these losers out here claiming, I'm only living off $50 a week.
Shove it up, your ass asshole.
516, what's up?
about the scrap, my friend.
Hey, 512, what do you think about this crap?
Fuck you, hate me!
Fuck you, I mean.
Stupid idiot.
How about 720?
What's up?
You part of the 99%?
I'm going to go to some cons ghost, so I don't see you at Yomicon or some shit.
Well, maybe if they invite me, I'll go.
But nobody's invited me to do anything.
The only thing I've been invited to is to get interviewed by some of these mainstream media outlets, and I'm not going to get any interviews by these goddamn mainstream media outlets.
See what I'm saying?
I don't give interviews.
All right?
I'm not a media whore like Al Poverty Pimp Sharpton.
All right?
Or Jesse exploit black people Jackson, all right?
So I'm not doing any goddamn interviews, all right?
I'm not joking.
You know, I'm not going to do any interviews.
I'm not.
571, what's up?
What do you think about this goddamn 99%?
Turn down your radio, asshole.
A32, what's up?
What do you think about the 99%?
Yeah, what's up, ghost?
Oh, my mom is pregnant.
Oh, my God.
Man, you sound like a bitch ass show.
You're going to be servicing glory holes, aren't you?
When you grow up?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I kind of figured.
Yeah, I knew.
Get this stupid bean and cheese sucker out of it.
Get him off.
661, are you part of the 99%?
Surgeradio.org.
What, do you think you're going to get some free plug?
Nobody gives a crap about your two-bit website, for Christ's sake.
Why don't you pay for advertising like everybody else, you cheap bastard?
732, what do you think about 99%?
Hey, go fuck you.
Are you okay?
You sound like you're having a little bit bad of a speech impediment.
Are you all right?
Can you construct a little bit more than a sentence fragment than that?
Oh, come on.
Don't hang up.
Oh, come on.
Call his ass back, engineer.
We're not going to let this idiot just, you know, fruit up the goddamn broadcast on Taco Tuesday for this crap.
Call his ass back for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, I'm sick of these scumbags.
Come on, we want you to pick up the damn phone, boy.
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared now.
Get a little skirt.
Look at him.
He's just sitting there looking at his phone.
He doesn't know what to do.
He's like, oh, my God, he didn't realize he'll call it back.
Oh, my God.
Hey, did you pick up, boy?
Here, call him back, Engineer.
We're not letting him go that easy.
Call his ass back.
Call his ass back.
Scared bastard.
Look at them.
Look at them.
Scared bastards.
You see that?
This is like these Occupy Wall Street jerks.
You know what I mean?
It's just like these Occupy Wall Street jerks.
You put them in their place, they're scared shitless.
Look at them.
Look at them.
Look at this idiot.
Look at this idiot.
Let me tell you something.
If I were calling me, I'd be scared of me too.
All right?
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, if I were calling me, I'd be scared of me, too, for Christ's sake.
Emos And Manly Dominance 00:04:02
I mean, look at me, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm just throwing manly dominance around this goddamn radio show like it ain't shit.
I guarantee you right now, you better not have your computer around any females.
I'm telling you right now, you better hope that your mother, your girlfriend, your wife ain't listening to the broadcast with you because I guarantee you these bimbos are creaming out their pantyhose, listening to the manly dominance that I'm asserting on this broadcast.
I guarantee you.
I mean, if you weren't there, all right, if you weren't there, they'd be listening to my broadcast, putting a couple of fingers in their pink taco, whacking their clitorises off like a windshield wiper out of whack because they can't believe.
I mean, they're in complete freaking awe.
Complete freaking awe at the manly dominance.
Like I said, I'm just throwing around this MF.
I'm just throwing around like it ain't shit.
You know it, and I know it, boy.
So anyway, we're talking about the 99% here.
All right.
612, are you part of the 99%?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it sounds like you are part of the 99%, you over-feminized fruit bowl.
Hey, another gothic guy.
Are you part of the 99%?
Hey, Ghost, is your wife your...
No, I'm not asking.
No, I'm not asking.
Nobody wants to hear your mumbling, stumbling little sentence fragment, all right?
We want to know, are you part of the 99%?
Don't stumble and mumble.
Ghost, ah, what about your wife?
I don't know.
Are you part of the 99%?
Well, of course not, Ghost, but I'm here to show you.
Yeah, well, you know what?
Who is still Gothic anymore?
I mean, seriously, Gothic is like 1996, you stupid moron.
All right?
Get in with the now.
There ain't nobody gothic anymore.
They're all a bunch of emos.
You want to know why they're emos?
Because emos are cheap.
All right.
I mean, you know, y'all remember in 96, these gothic pricks.
I mean, y'all remember when they would have these goddamn gothic clothing stores all over the place for Christ's sake?
The goddamn crap would cost a fortune.
All right?
That's why anybody who was a part of the gothic scene came from rich families.
All right?
Yeah.
They came from rich families for Christ's sake.
Now that you've got emos, have y'all seen the emo little ridiculous situation that we've got going on here in America for Christ's sake?
Go to any shopping malls for Christ's sake.
All right?
Go to any shopping mall and you'll see these disgusting, despicable, vagabond-looking emos out here.
And the reason emos are so popular is because the Po in America can dress like them.
The Poe in America can't dress like Gothic people.
Gothic clothing costs too much money for these idiots.
So as a result, they're out there becoming emos.
I mean, have you seen these disgusting idiots putting tails on themselves?
Have y'all seen this crap?
They're walking around with tails and they're walking around with horns.
I mean, it's stupid.
It's stupid, man.
I'm not joking.
Come out here, Austin, Texas.
They're walking around with tails for Christ's sake.
And they're scummy looking.
They got goddamn nappy hair for Christ's sake.
They look dirty.
But this is why I'm saying, folks, the emo scene has allowed those that were too poor to be gothic to be gothic-like.
All right?
And I'm telling you right now, that's part of the 99% right there.
Woo!
All right, who else we got going on?
Mr. Tacos, what's up?
What do you think about the 99%?
Mr. Taco is not the 99%.
Mr. Tacos is the 1%.
Oh, Mr. Tacos is the 1%?
What do you got?
A taco shop or something?
Mr. Taco sells the best on tacos and tacos-related accessories.
NBA Skill Versus Winning First 00:06:30
Oh, yeah, what do you do?
Do you go like, are you one of those assholes that go into bars with a goddamn ice chest full of tacos?
You're like, hey, Mister, you want to buy a taco for all the $2 I got here?
Are you that guy?
No, go.
I'm the guy.
We have different characters.
Yeah, you see, here we go.
We're hearing you think again.
You hear that?
We're hearing this idiot think.
Oh, no.
Stupid idiot, mindless moron.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
You know what I'm talking about.
These people that come into the bars, you know, they come in.
Mister, you want to buy a taco?
I'm sending them here for $2.
I got a bean and cheese right here for you.
I got a bean and cheese right here for you.
They're in the goddamn bars out here in Austin, Texas, for Christ's sake.
And if it's not them, it's these goddamn old Mexican ladies coming to the bars out here saying, oh, Mister, you want to buy my tamales?
I got home Mitamales right here just for you, Mister.
I mean, I'm drinking, man.
I'm drinking here.
I mean, the last thing I want is to eat Mexican food so I can pay for it on the toilet bowl in the morning, for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, yeah, that's what I need.
Yeah, I'm drinking up a whole bunch of beer and shots of alcohol.
And yeah, let me go ahead and guzzle down a couple of tamales and goddamn tacos so I can leave a nuclear experiment in tomorrow morning shit bowl.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter and then we'll get on with Radio Graffiti.
I want to talk a little bit about this NBA lockout situation.
That's right.
I want to talk a little bit about the NBA lockout because I would like the NBA to not only not pay all these disgusting, overpriced losers in the basketball arena, but I would like the NBA to slap ungrateful, disgusting, overpriced, lack-of-talent-heaven idiots like LeBron James and Jawan Howards and all these idiots that make tens of millions of dollars and they don't come through.
I don't just want these people out of work and not having any goddamn millions coming in, but I think that the NBA should just allow an open call for replacements.
Yeah.
No, I'm not joking.
I think the owners and the NBA should say, you know what?
Since everybody out here in the NBA are bitching because they want to make more money even though they're not doing their job and playing correctly and giving people highlight reels and putting butts in the seats out there, why don't we just allow replacements for the NBA?
I guarantee you, we'd have street ballers out there applying to try to become an NBA player.
We would have college players going out there trying to be a player for the NBA for Christ's sake, and they'd be appreciative on whatever they got paid.
I mean, they'd be appreciative just playing the game of basketball for money.
All right?
And I guarantee you that, you know, you put some replacement players out there, you'd see some different creativity on that basketball court.
You know, you wouldn't see this same disgusting garbage that we've been seeing for the past 15 years out there in a basketball court.
You'd be seeing some trick shots.
You'd be seeing some Air Jordan switching hands in mid-air for a layup type crap.
You know what I'm talking about?
You'd be seeing some, you know, bouncing under the legs for a goddamn slam dunk type of crap.
You'd be seeing 360s in the NBA.
I'm not joking, man.
I'm not joking.
So what I'm advising the NBA to do, NBA, if you're listening, please, do not negotiate with these ungrateful players any longer.
All right?
Don't negotiate with these people.
We're in a bad economy out here.
All right?
We're in a freaking bad economy.
And these ungrateful pricks in the NBA have the audacity to sit over here and say, yeah, baby, we want more money, baby.
We want more money, baby.
That's the way it is.
You want to know why we want more money?
Because we balling.
We balling.
All I'm saying is that NBA, why don't you do everybody a favor and just allow anybody and everybody to try out for the NBA.
And I guarantee you, I would pay money for tickets so I can support individuals that want to actually play the game of basketball and play it to win.
You know, you notice that all these assholes that are playing in the NBA, they'd rather look good first, win second.
A la LeBron James, you know, look good first, win second, then win first and look good second.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, unfreaking believable.
All right?
Unfreaking believable.
I mean, it reminds me of Wesley Snipes in White Man Can't Jump.
Have y'all seen that movie?
Huh?
White Man Can Jump?
I mean, Wesley Snipes, he's got all the skills.
He's out there, you know, moving, shaking, shooting for Christ's sake.
He'd rather look good first in that movie than actually win the game.
And that's what we're having out here in the goddamn NBA.
And, you know, the owners still have to pay these idiots millions and millions of dollars.
You know that?
They still got to pay these idiots, even though they're not coming through on the NBA goddamn season, for Christ's sake.
So what I'm saying, in this bad economy, NBA, allow replacements to come on in, allow them to come on in, allow them to play for whatever you're willing to pay them.
And I guarantee you, the people will come and check out that goddamn ball game.
All right?
I mean, if you don't believe me, I mean, look at the WNBA for Christ's sake.
I mean, they're able to put butts in the seats watching bitches play basketball, you know, like bulldykes, you know?
Watching a bunch of bull-nosed, bulldyke, nappy-headed hoes out there dribbling a basketball.
I mean, they're out there actually selling tickets.
So why shouldn't replacement NBA players not be able to do the same damn thing?
Let me tell you something.
I'm out here in Austin, Texas.
I'm out here in, you know, I pass by some of these goddamn basketball parks out here.
You know, people playing ball in the streets.
These guys got skills, man.
All right?
These guys got skills.
All right?
They're out there dribbling on their legs, man.
They're doing 360s for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
They're doing D Brown type dunks for Christ's sake.
Y'all remember D Brown, baby?
They're doing D Brown type dunks, baby.
I mean, they're actually playing with skill out here.
What are the NBA players doing?
Radio Graffiti And Basketball Parks 00:15:46
Huh?
What are the NBA players doing besides sitting there and boring the balls up everybody who watches a game?
So, NBA, goddammit, do your job and allow these goddamn replacements to fill the jobs of people like LeBron James and all these other grateful idiot NBA assholes.
All right?
Everybody should be insulted by these ungrateful NBA jerk dicks.
All right?
All of them.
People are suffering out here, and they're like, ah, I need more money, baby.
I need more millions of dollars, baby, so I can go out to the strip club, baby.
So I can go out and give it to some hoe bag that are going to take me for half my work, baby.
So I can become like Sean Kemp.
So I can be like Sean Kemp and have 10 kids, baby.
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, let's get to the part of the program that everybody loves for Christ's sake.
And I'm talking about radiography.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti in the house, for Christ's sake.
Let's go ahead and get to it, and let's get to it right now.
And for all you folks that are unaware of what radio graffiti is, all right?
It is the time of the broadcast for you to participate in the radio program.
All you've got to do is call me, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
And let me tell you something else.
When I call on your goddamn area code or your Skype name, you better be prepared to say what it is.
You've got three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you've got to say.
Don't be a Helen Keller deaf mute jerk dick.
All right?
Anyway, let's go ahead and take it from the top, baby.
Texas Troll, radio graffiti.
You're taking too long for Christ's sake, all right?
Another gothic guy again.
What the hell do you want?
A radio graffiti.
So I heard your wife is your daughter.
Yeah, well, you know, stop.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, what is this, 1984 or something?
What are you stealing Rosie O'Donnell's damn material or something for Christ's sake?
Teeth cancer, radio graffiti.
EBT, DDT.
I got my EDT, DBT.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Carlito Fly, radio graffiti.
Mexico fucking.
We can't even understand what you're saying, you dumb idiot.
Tara Strong, radio graffiti.
But you said you wanted to fuck me.
Oh, my God, you sick son of a bitch.
We got Richard Mongler, radio graffiti.
99 red balloons shining in the summer sky.
99 red balloons floating in the summer sky.
We got Occupy Wall Street, and they're taking up the poop shoot tonight.
404, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, I want to put on a superhero costume and save you with the tip of my penis.
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
Don't you take my steps away from my freaking butt crack for Christ's sake.
All right, boy.
All right, you know what?
If you're that horny for male attention, why don't you go to jail?
You know, I don't understand about these over-feminized fruit bowls that are like, you know, going around town like a fruit bowl in heat, you know, servicing glory holes.
You would think that they'd be able to go out and commit a crime, go to jail, and service all the damn criminalistic cocks that are in that damn circuit of demographic, huh?
Stupid six sons of bitches.
7253 Radio Graffiti. 720 Radio Graffiti.
Yo, ghost.
Yeah, you're taking too long.
734, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, am I on?
Yeah, you're on.
Hurry up.
Yeah, you stupid idiot.
215, radio graffiti.
Brinko War, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Brinko War, Brinko War.
Why don't you play something like, you know, something country, something.
Be a little be only.
Play something like that, boy.
Yeah!
I want to get down with a holdown, baby.
I want to get down with a holdown.
I'm slapping my knee, baby.
I'm slapping my knee to this, baby.
Woo!
Hey, well, pretty good there, Brinko War.
You're better than that other idiot that calls up playing the violin.
972, what's up?
Radio goddamn graffiti.
Okay, here's the deal.
This is not a melting pot of friendship.
It's a Pondua fit.
Shut up.
3-4-7, Radio Graffiti.
No!
How many remixes are out there?
God damn it!
Jesus Christ.
630, radio goddamn graffiti.
Are you too much of an ill-informed pussy to actually talk about Occupy Wall Street?
Because you've cut me off the past two times.
Well, what do you have to say about it?
Go ahead.
Open for him.
Go ahead.
Suck my dick.
Suck my dick.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Do you see what I'm saying?
Can't even come up with your own meme for Christ's sake.
732, Radio Graffiti.
Playing with your Peter Popper.
702, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
Yeah, you hung over me like twice.
What the fuck?
Well, maybe because you sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of Ricky Martin.
512, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, you're just playing with your Peter Poppers.
561, Radio Graffiti.
Suck my dick.
Suck my dick.
It doesn't sound the same, you idiot.
Don't you understand that?
Stop ripping off somebody else's meme.
Come up with your own stuff for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
502, Radio Graffiti.
John Madden, John Madden, John Madden, John Madden, John.
Well, at least he's trying.
That's still kind of lame, but at least he's trying.
661, Radio Graffiti.
SurgeRadio.org.
Yeah, somebody ddosed that stupid dumb website.
If anybody knows, somebody DDoSed that crap offline.
All right?
619 Radio Graffiti.
What the hell's going on over there?
Oh, my God.
I mean, get him all.
There's child abuse going on at 619.
We don't need to hear that crap.
But you know what?
It sounded like a single dishrag whore mother yelling at some little kid.
Haven't you noticed that?
Huh?
You didn't hear no daddy in there.
You know, daddies ain't got to yell at that kid.
They just got to say, hey, get over there.
And that's about it.
But mothers know, they got to, hey, you're a stupid son of a bitch.
You remind me of a dumbass father.
You're a freaking loser.
You look like a dumbass father.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I should have had an abortion.
That's how moms are.
I'm not joking.
Or at least modern-day moms.
Not moms back when I was growing up.
Moms back when I was growing up, they were actually raising their damn children.
All right?
They were actually in the kitchen making their family something to eat.
You know, they were actually cleaning their houses, stuff like that.
Area code 240, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, I just wanted to say I am part of the lucrative 1%.
Oh, well, good for you, man.
So am I. 916, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, man, it's baby Horny the Clown over here.
Horny the Clown Jr.
Hey, one more time, Horny.
Jesus Christ, get a bigger horns, will you?
Get a bigger horn, Horny.
608, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, my God, I'm choked on a sandwich.
Ah.
Yeah, I know.
I hear your friend saying that was lame in the background, for Christ's sake.
908, Radio Graffiti.
I want to say that my son can take.
Shut up, you stupid splicer.
909, Radio Graffiti.
Taking too long.
718, Radio Graffiti.
It's guest of minority.
Yeah, I know that's everybody's favorite game, I know.
Yeah, I'm good at that game.
I freaking love that game.
509, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, you guys, keep up the good work.
You're many of the less liberal George Carlin.
Hey, thanks a lot.
313 Radio Graffiti.
You bronified that goddamn song for Christ's sake?
You bronified that goddamn song.
I mean, give me a goddamn break.
Good God.
I mean, I don't know how many times I've got to tell you, bronies, there's something wrong with you, idiots.
Don't you understand that?
I mean, there's too much estrogen pumping through your goddamn over-feminized bodies for Christ's sake, alright?
You're sick!
You're future pedophiles!
And I know that you're in denial for Christ's sake, but that's what you are.
563, Radio Graffiti.
Padupin!
Padupin!
No, you don't know how to do it right.
You know, you gotta do it right.
You gotta go, Are you Ookin?
Are you ook it?
Tiger!
Tiger!
Tiger Uppercunt!
813, Radio Graffiti!
Funny thing here, there's Ghost Troll turning onto my show.
So the only way I could see these real fucks is by playing ghost shit, okay?
Yeah, well, yeah, you know, I've actually heard Goofy's show.
It's really about nothing, you know.
Hey, Goofy, if you're hearing me, man, why don't you throw some news in there or something, all right?
I mean, literally, it's just you saying, hey, yeah, bean and cheese graffiti!
Come on, Niagara Roll, Radio Graffiti.
Shout out to Electric Fence.
Hey, shout out to Electric Fence.
Niagara Roll.
682, Radio Graffiti.
Oh.
Here we go with this goddamn vibrator again.
613 Radio Graffiti.
For Christ's sake.
I'm sick of that goddamn song.
I hear it all the time on 6th Street out here.
These idiot goddamn DJs are all mixing it all over the place.
Half out of me to Gano.
304, radio graffiti.
Ghost.
Ghost.
Hold on.
I'm on the toilet.
Oh, God.
Hold on one second.
Constipation.
Well, maybe you need to increase the fiber in your diet.
You know what I'm saying?
Instead of eating nothing but ramen noodle.
903, radio graffiti.
Yes, ghost.
Have you heard about that website that those douchebags that Occupy Wall Street have put up?
No, what is it?
ClownSong.com.
No, that's not it, you stupid.
All right.
Look, I know that you want to, you know, get some people cruising your website because, for lack of a better term, you're a loser and you can't come out the pocket for about, I don't know, what is it, $10, $15 to get about a couple of thousand hits on your website for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
347, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
What's up?
Here comes the Spider-Man.
Stupid idiot.
412, Radio Graffiti.
How about teeth cancer?
Radio graffiti.
Welcome back to Danger Call.
Can't understand you.
Export War, Radio Graffiti.
I mean, seriously.
I mean, how come I always get, like, badass piano players, I get badass violinists, but the easiest goddamn instrument to learn of all time, the guitar, I get nothing but assholes that, like, bought it yesterday from an Esteban infomercial or some crap.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it's not that hard to play the goddamn guitar, you stupid morons.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not joking.
It's not that hard to play the guitar for Christ's sake.
Jeez.
702 Radio Graffiti.
I said that one time, like literally, I mean, several months back.
Somebody found it and look at what they did, huh?
Look at what they goddamn did for Christ's sake.
Stupid assholes.
I hate that song, too.
I'm glad Big Pun died.
How do you like that?
I'm glad he died, fat bastard.
All right?
You don't get that fat and think you're going to, you know, live for that long for Christ's sake.
He deserved the heart attack, and you can tell Fat Joe I said that.
How about that?
612, radio graffiti.
Keep going.
Who is this?
This is Tricia, your favorite trans-testicle.
Here's this goddamn trans-testicle again.
What do you want?
I just wanted to point out a few errors you had in your show's description.
What?
Well, first of all, you capitalize marijuana when it's clearly not a thing you actually refer to as if it were.
Hold on, hold on a second.
Have you even read an article about marijuana, you stupid idiot?
Yep!
Now, have you seen them capitalizing in there because it's a, you know, it's actually naming a specific it's actually a name.
Do you understand that?
Marijuana is a name.
It's Mary Jane.
That's a name, you stupid idiot.
Do you know that, right?
You stupid dumb trans-testicle?
Yes, I do.
Yeah, exactly.
Maybe if you spent a little less time, you know, sucking the balls out of, you know, fat asses' penis shafts and start actually reading, maybe you'd, you know, understand a few things, you stupid dumb skank.
Or whatever you are, it or a shim or a, you know, whatever the hell you are.
Radio Graffiti.
Hey, condo.
551, radio graffiti.
How about 614, radio graffiti?
If that show can say something funny, I'll send him $20 in the mail.
It has to be original, too, though.
I just don't believe he's capable of it.
Here's Tub Guy, for Christ's sake.
I mean, is it about your bath time right now, Tub Guy?
7:30 Eastern every day.
I mean, what do you do while you're listening to me in the tub, for Christ's sake?
I mean, what are you probing your anus with a soap lube finger?
I mean, what are you doing?
Typically, just washing myself.
But thank you for the advice.
I'll have to try that during your show.
Oh, Jesus.
Forget this.
Get this asshole.
Alex Jones Mockery Of Radio 00:07:07
Get him off for Christ's sake.
And you forgot your, you know, oh, my.
You forgot that.
You know, everybody was waiting for that.
You forgot to say it.
347 Radio Graffiti.
972 Radio Graffiti.
732 Radio Graffiti.
I'm going to beat the shit out of your fucking mother that gave birth to you, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker.
You just watch when I find your goddamn ass.
I'm going to rip your fucking balls and rhyme them down your goddamn throat and make you a new fucking box.
Do you fucking understand me?
Get the fuck off my goddamn vets, you piece of shit.
I'll make it.
I'm scared now.
Hey, I tell you what, how about if I say your number on the air right here?
How about I say your number?
I think that's starting to.
That's a recording, isn't it?
Yeah, I kind of figured that.
925, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
I think I'm gay for you.
Well, why don't you take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack for Christ's sake?
All right?
Or you know what, better yet?
Take a whiff of this, all right?
Here.
Take a whiff of some of this.
Take a whiff of that.
All right?
561, radio graffiti.
Well, later, man.
Fuck you, Texas.
That's an old meme, asshole.
All right, come up something a little better than that.
All right, next time.
Maybe you can come up with something that'll impress us, all right?
You know, 661, radio graffiti.
SurgeRadio.org.
Yeah, D-Doss it.
Everybody.
Hey, can we say your number so everybody can call you right now?
So, you know, they can say, hey, hey, we want to go on your website.
661-202.
Jimmy, can we say your number?
Yeah, go ahead.
661-202-9916.
Give him a call.
Radio Surge, whatever the hell his name is.
850, Radio Graffiti.
Good.
You can eliminate Oxford Wall Street by simply touching my needles with the hands.
You know, kills him by Botswatin every once in a while.
What are you, a cock-eyed Russian?
Are you a cockeyed Russian?
Oh, no, I am Tusland.
You know, you just have to touch my needles with your hands.
You know, give them a little tweet.
You know, tweet, Oh, just get him in the test.
Get him off.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Good God.
252, radio graffiti.
Oh, did I disturb you?
Were you eating?
Jesus Christ, I didn't mean me to take you away from your fucking meal.
I'm sorry.
971, Radio Graffiti.
My little commie, my little commie.
608, radio graffiti.
Oh, my God.
We can't understand you, all right?
The phone is not your father's penis.
Step away from that, all right?
Step away.
478, radio graffiti.
Are you stressed because you don't have your QD mark yet?
Stop stumbling over your own tongue.
You were on hold for about a half hour and you're still stuttering.
509, Radio Graffiti.
Alex Jones is at Wall Street right now, dude.
Oh, yeah, so what?
I kind of expected that with all the crap you've been talking about.
I mean, it's like the final straw.
Well, let me tell you something about Alex Jones, all right?
Alex Jones is actually against this Occupy Wall Street nonsense.
And the reason is because he doesn't believe in this ridiculous submission to government, all right?
So, I mean, I'm not becoming an Alex Jones worshiper by any means, but have you heard Alex Jones' latest rhetoric?
He's disgusted by this crap.
So, you know, all you Alex Jones worshipers that are out there, he's not down with this crap.
Sorry.
All right?
Try to find something else to be down with.
All right.
516 Radio Graffiti.
214, Radio Graffiti.
Oh.
Goddamn vibrator.
God damn it.
Shove it vibrator up your ass.
Stupid asshole.
That's enough.
All right.
That's it.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
I'm going to 6th Street for Christ's sake.
It's Millettime, baby.
Militime.
And moreover, folks, why don't you follow me on Twitter, alright?
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All one word, no underscores, baby.
Ghost politics.
All right?
And take a look at all my Twitter history for Christ's sake when I basically yank Occupy Wall Street right out of the commie closet for Christ's sake.
Take a look at all the tweets that I've ever done.
That's why Occupy Wall Street doesn't want none of me.
All right, that's why they're not acknowledging me.
They don't want none of ghosts for Christ's sake.
Occupy Wall Street ain't got nothing on me, baby.
And moreover, folks, moreover, if you haven't had your fair fix of True Capitalist Radio, well, by God, go to the archives.
All right?
BlogTalkRadio.com/slash ghost for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, it has every damn episode that I have ever done in my broadcasting career right there and then.
So make sure to go and get it and make sure to go and look at it.
All right?
Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me, folks.
All right?
No, I'm not doing any shout-outs.
You can go shove it up your ass with the shout-outs.
You people are jerks.
All right?
I mean, I'm trying to have civil discussions here.
I mean, my show is serious business, and look at what you people are doing, huh?
You're making a mockery of it.
All right?
You idiots will be lucky if I do a broadcast tomorrow.
Do you understand that?
You've ruined Taco Tuesday.
You've ruined it.
So anyway, I'm out of here.
All right?
As a matter of fact, I'm going down to 6th Street right now.
And if any of you son of a bitches in Austin think that you got the balls, you come down there and you look for me.
You'll recognize my voice when I'm out there talking, all right?
I'm not out there shying away from everybody.
I walk the streets of Austin, Texas like it ain't crap.
Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
Screw all those assholes on Occupy Wall Street and screw the 99 or so-called 99%.
I'm out of here.
Long live capitalism, baby.
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