Ghost dominates this October 10th, 2011 episode by dismissing mental health as pseudoscience and celebrating a Dow Jones surge to 11,433.20 points, which he attributes to his "bottom-feeding" advice. He viciously attacks the Occupy Wall Street movement, labeling protesters as mentally retarded hypocrites while praising Herman Cain's flat tax plan and condemning the Fast and Furious gunwalking scandal. Throughout the broadcast, Ghost insults callers with racial slurs, mocks Anonymous as socialists, and declares martial law in his chat room, ultimately asserting that wealth accumulation is life's only purpose before signing off with a Boar's Head commercial. [Automatically generated summary]
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I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It is Mental Health Monday, for Christ's sake.
For all you folks that are unaware, it is World Mental Health Day.
And we're going to go ahead and celebrate it today because let's be honest.
At least 75-80% of the world has mental problems just by observing their simple actions out here as it pertains to protesting, as it pertains to the sociality, the political, and not to mention that you've got a lot of assholes out here in America collecting social security, collecting disability, because I've got bipolar disorder.
Oh, I've got mental depression.
Oh, I've got hyper-attention deficit disorder.
Oh, shut up.
Let me tell you something about mental health.
It's all a bunch of pseudoscience.
You understand that?
Mental health, psychology, psychiatry, a bunch of pseudoscience.
And you can tell them I said that.
All you assholes taking all this ProZ, taking all this Xanax, taking all this lithium for Christ's sake, all you need is a good swift kick in the ass.
That's all you people need.
You just need a good swift kick in the ass.
I guarantee you, you start whooping on somebody's ass, all of a sudden their mental problems will just likely wither away conveniently enough.
Jesus Christ.
But anyway, let's continue on.
This is episode number 162 for all the folks that are keeping track with the True Capitalist broadcast.
And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks, the forums, the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house, folks.
We got a lot of things to talk about, but let me tell you something.
The prognosticator, a prognosticator, strikes again.
Did you take a look at the markets today, folks?
I mean, did you take a look at the American markets today?
What have I been saying?
If you would have listened to me, last Monday when we had the special edition dedicated to the Occupy Wall Street situation, I was telling everybody it was time for them to start making some bottom-feeding plays.
And if you would have made some of them bottom-feeding plays, you'd be up at least 10, 15% on your money just in a goddamn week.
10 or 50% on your goddamn money, baby.
Woo!
I know I am.
I don't know about you folks.
I mean, I know that a lot of idiots up in here just like to play with their Peter Poppers until it gets chafed and, you know, piss and moan about, oh, I don't have enough money.
It's not fan, so I'm going to go camp out in front of Wall Street like some hippie bum bastard.
Give me a break.
Anyway, let's continue going because Jesus Christ.
I mean, did anybody see the markets today?
You know I was bottom feeding, baby.
You know I was because I got to have it.
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue going here.
I want to take your calls.
Here we go.
We got Dow Jones Industrials up 330.06 points, a percentage increase of 2.97% closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 11,433.20 points.
I mean, good God.
Almost 3% on the damn day for the Dow Jones Industrials.
What did I tell you?
I mean, last Monday, we were at 10,000 Dow Jones Industrials.
Do you idiots understand this?
We were at 10,000 Dow Jones Industrials, for Christ's sake.
And look at us now.
We are at 11.4, and we're going to continue going up.
You want to know why?
Because I'm telling you, this market has been way oversold.
I've been saying it for the longest period of time.
It's about time that these goddamn ass clowns out here in the investment community start realizing, take their heads out of their proverbial clogged up colon poopers and realize that this market is way oversold.
A lot of bottom-feeding opportunities out here, baby.
I mean, if you ain't taking advantage of them, that's your stupid problem.
Anyway, let's get to the SP 500.
SP 500 is up 39.43 points today, a percentage increase of get this, 3.41% on the day, closing out the SP at 1,194.89 points.
Good God.
And what have I said about the NASDAQ?
What have I said about the NASDAQ?
Well, when you see the equities go up, you're going to see the NASDAQ go majorly up.
It's that volatile of a market.
High risk, high reward.
But if you were in the NASDAQ today, you were making some serious freaking money.
NASDAQ Composite Index is up 86.70 points, a percentage increase of 3.50% on the day.
I mean, good God.
Woo!
We got NASDAQ Composite closing out at 2,566.05 points for the NASDAQ Composite.
And let me tell you, if you were over there in the other side of the pond in England, you were also making some serious money.
The FTSE 100 is up 95.60 points, a percentage increase of 1.80% closing out the day at 5,399 points for the FTSE 100.
I just wish that you idiots that were out there listening.
I hope that some of you actually took advantage of some of these bottom-feeding opportunities that I was basically telling everybody to take advantage of.
Oh, my God.
I mean, and if you haven't, that's your fault.
You see, you're the loser.
If you're not taking advantage of all the opportunities, I mean, I'm shooting burls to you idiots here.
I'm shooting burls, and you idiots don't even want to capture a couple of them, put them in your bank account, and make some serious money.
No, you'd rather go on Wall Street, take a shit in the street, and protest supposed corporate America because your ass is too lazy to take the initiative to make some goddamn money for yourself.
Stupid, silly bastards.
Let me continue going on with the commodities, shall we?
Let's start with energy.
Brent crude, if for all you ass clowns that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
It was up majorly today on the EU news, up $3.51, a percentage increase of get this.
3.32% on the day.
I mean, good God.
Everything was up today, folks.
Everything.
Helter-skelter market, for Christ's sake.
Let's continue going.
Gasoline futures are up also majorly today.
They're up $20.50, a percentage increase of 2.30%.
I know that we've been seeing a gradual decrease in the gasoline prices here in America, but you better expect that crap to go right back up here in the near future.
How convenient, right before the holidays, we're seeing spikes in energy.
Let's continue going.
We got heating oil up today, $5.55, a percentage increase of 1.94% on the day for heating oil.
Natural gas, once again, the more volatile energy sectors, it is up today, 8 cents, a percentage increase of 2.41% on the day for natural gas.
And let's get to the most important price, folks, the WTI sweet crude futures.
And for you folks that are unaware, or for you folks that are uninterested in the market, the least you can do is keep up to date with what WTI Sweet Crude is trading at, because this price reflects not only how much you're going to pay at the gas pump, but how much you're going to pay at the supermarket, how much you're going to pay at the shopping malls.
Remember, goods have to get from point A to point B, and they have to rely on some sort of transportation for that.
And that transportation probably uses petroleum.
So when the price of WTI sweet crude is up, that means that the people that are transporting goods from point A to point B have to spend more money on petroleum, and those prices are relayed to the consumer.
So let's get to the WTI sweet crude price.
It is up majorly today, folks, which is bad news for the economy.
But, you know, what else is new?
It is up $2.93 today, a percentage increase of 3.53% on the day.
I mean, good God.
Closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $85.91 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
Let's get to agriculture, shall we?
We got canola down today, $4.30.
Cocoa is up modestly today.
I hope you assholes were out there taking advantage of what I had speculated on.
Was it going on four weeks ago now?
Four weeks ago, I was telling people that it's time to start making some plays on the Cocoa Futures.
All right?
Because we had seen prior to that point gradual decreases every day, decrease, decrease in the Cocoa Futures market.
And about four weeks ago, I was saying that this has to be the bottom.
I mean, we're right around the corner from Halloween.
We're right around the corner from all the holiday seasons, for Christ's sake.
If you would have invested in anything, I mean, if you would have made a play on this Cocoa Futures, whether it was through a stock equity play, through some candy company, whether it was an ETF, or whether it was the futures itself, you'd be making some serious goddamn money right now.
And if you ain't making money, you're the loser.
All right?
You're a disgusting, pathetic loser.
All right?
Anyway, let's continue going.
We got coffee futures up today.
Looks like these idiots are going to have to continue coming out of the pocket for their $9 goddamn cups of coffee at Starbucks because coffee is up $1.95 today.
And screw all you assholes that always make an excuse for why you're such a jerk in the morning because, oh, dude, don't talk to me unless I have my coffee, dude.
Yeah, don't, don't, don't.
Don't do it, dude.
Don't do it.
Shove it up, your ass, all right?
You idiots that make that excuse deserve a good slap in the mouth.
You understand that?
You idiots that make an excuse for being a jerk in the morning because your ass doesn't have your coffee.
You need a good goddamn eye-curve bitch slap to the face, man.
Anyway, we got corn futures up today, modestly, $5, a percentage increase of 0.83% today.
Let me tell you something.
I don't know if these futures people have a corn cop shoved up their ass, but we need to see decreases in corn futures.
I'm sick and tired of paying a dollar an ear of corn because the government is subsidizing the corn ethanol industry to burn half of America's corn yield, for Christ's sake.
Stupid idiots.
Let's continue going.
Cotton is up $1.36, a percentage increase of 1.33% on the day.
I was getting optimistic about cotton.
You know, we were seeing gradual increase, or excuse me, gradual decreases in cotton.
I was hoping that this would relay to the consumer because I am sick of seeing in Austin, Texas, the absolute pussification of the American male being implemented in today's fashion attire.
All right, I'm talking about the eight times too small Ed Hardy shirts that accentuate man boobs and hard nips.
I'm talking about these goddamn clothing lines that accentuate the feminine features in males, for Christ's sake.
All right?
I was speculating that maybe if we saw decreases in cotton, that we would actually be seeing some of these over-feminized, brony-looking fruit bowls start dressing themselves a little bit more properly instead of acting like some over-feminized fruity ass trying to accenuate their goddamn feminine features.
You're a man!
You're a man!
There should be no reason why you're trying to buy clothes to emphasize an hourglass shape.
Haven't you noticed this, folks?
Haven't you noticed that these males out here, they're getting all like skinny and pussy-whipped and trying to accenuate a goddamn hourglass body, and they're freaking males, man.
Anyway, let me continue going.
Everybody knows my feelings on that.
Let's continue going so I can take your calls here.
We got wheat future up today, $1.50.
We've got sugar.
Has anybody seen the dramatic increases in sugar for the past couple of days?
I mean, gee whiz.
I mean, you got sugar up $1.12, a percentage increase of get this, 4.45% on the day.
4.45% on the day for sugar futures.
Let's get to soybean.
Soybean is up today $19.25, a percentage increase of 1.66%.
And what did I tell you about lumber futures last Friday, folks?
I know we saw a modest decrease, a modest sell-off last Friday in the lumber futures.
But goddamn, did you see it today?
Did you see lumber today?
Up $7.20 a percentage increase of get this, 3.32% on the day.
Good God.
I know we got a lot of lumber investors in here.
I want to say cheers to all the capitalists that took advantage of that play.
As a matter of fact, I'm continuing to sit my favorites, blended malt scotch, and I'm talking about Johnny Walker blue label.
I want to say cheers to all the capitalists out there.
Give me a drink.
There we go.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Good stuff.
Let's continue going, all right?
We've got oat futures up today, $3.
We've got soybean oil futures up today, 79 cents.
And it looks like Rosie O'Donnell was too busy going down on the muff of somebody else because the bullnose bulldykes did not come about to the wool futures today because wool is down $2, a percentage decrease of 0.15%.
Copper Spikes And Beef Prices00:07:41
I mean, good God.
Anyway, let's get to the metals.
The metals!
I mean, good God!
What have I been saying about copper, folks?
What do I say about copper?
I'll tell you why.
Because I've been saying that anytime you see increases in manufacturing equities, anytime you see an increase in appliance retailers, so on and so forth, you are going to see increases in copper because copper is a major component to most appliances.
It's a major component to a lot of manufactured goods, for Christ's sake.
So we saw a dramatic increase in the Dow Jones Industrials up over 300 points today.
You know you were going to see some increases in copper, and by God, did you?
I mean, Jesus Christ, did you see copper today up $10.30, a percentage increase of 3.15% on the day?
I mean, good God.
Oh, my God.
I hope everybody's taking advantage of that play, or somebody did, because, good God, that is major, major capital for today.
You know what I'm saying?
Major plays.
And let me tell you, the gold, the gold didn't do bad either today.
I mean, and this is why you know you're in a helter-skelter market.
You know you're in a helter-skelter market when you have equities increasing at such a dramatic rate, and yet you're having commodities go on the increase at the same rate as equities.
I mean, that's untraditional.
That's helter-skelter market right there.
But if you happen to be taking advantage of it, well, then you're probably making some goddamn money.
So let's continue going, Joey.
Gold is up today, folks.
$41.80, a percentage increase of 2.56% on the day.
I mean, good God.
Oh, man.
I've been telling you folks that we're going to see this increase back in the gold future soon enough.
I don't care how much the Chicago Mercantile Exchange tries to water down these prices by increasing margin requirements.
Let me tell you something.
The government's not going to spend money.
I mean, you have Obama out here trying to sell the stimulus package three in a nutshell.
It's only, I mean, because let me tell you something.
It's the same bill as stimulus package two for half the price.
It's a failed policy.
It's unbelievably ridiculous.
And that just proves to you that we're going to continue spending as a government.
And the more our government spends, all right, the less and less value our money has.
That's what people don't really understand.
You know, like these idiots out there in goddamn Wall Street out here, they think that they could just, you know, print out money out of nowhere and give it to these disgusting, despicable losers for doing nothing but smelling up America.
It's ridiculous.
Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
We talked about gold closing out today at $1,677.60 per troy ounce of gold.
Let's get to silver because it's all the major increase, folks.
Silver is up $1.15, a percentage increase of get this, 3.73% on the day.
Woo!
Silver is up.
It's closed out today at $32.15 per troy ounce of silver.
All right?
And let's continue going.
We got livestock.
I mean, we're starting to see some decreases in livestock here.
Live cattle is down $1.17, a percentage decrease of 0.96%.
Let me tell you something.
I like to go out and literally buy large quantities of beef.
I'm talking about three-inch thick T-bone steaks.
I'm talking about New York Strips prime rib.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm talking about bone-in cowboy ribeye steaks, for Christ's sake.
I'd buy it in abundance.
So let me tell you something right now.
I better hope to see some of them decreases in the prices that I'm seeing in the futures decreasing the price of the goddamn pieces of beef that I'm buying because I'm sick of it.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We've got cattle and feeder.
Unfortunately, you've got live cattle going down.
A cattle feeder is up 87 cents, a percentage increase of 0.61%.
And the reason that you've got cattle feeder futures going up is because the other commodities have gone up.
Remember, cattle feeder uses agricultural commodities as components to comprise cattle feeder itself.
So when you see increases in the agricultural commodities, you're going to see increases in cattle feeder.
All right?
And last but not least, folks, for all you fat, jelly-ass, smelly, disgusting idiots that like to shove a couple of down your goddamn gullet, well, by God, Lean Hog is down today, $1.85, a percentage decrease of 2.07% on the day.
So for all you fat asses that like to shove a couple of fat, greasy M-bones, well, it's not going to cost you that much, you fat, jelly-ass bastards.
Anyway, that, my friends, is the market for your ass.
And let me tell you something.
I hope that you listened to me last Monday when we saw that dramatic sell-off.
Remember that?
It made the Dow Jones Industrials go down to about 10,000.
What did I say?
I said it is time for bottom feeding opportunities.
When people are leaving the market, that's when it's time for you to start entertaining plays in the market.
And if you had to listen to me, you'd be up about 10 or 15% on your goddamn money, baby.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
I'm feeling great, baby.
I'm feeling great.
I'm feeling great.
You want to know why?
Because I'm making serious capital.
You know?
I mean, that's what I do.
I don't sleep.
As you can tell from all the tweets that I do at random times, for Christ's sake, I don't sleep.
I need about four hours' sleep, and I can get through the whole goddamn day without any coffee, none of that crap.
And the bottom line is, I have dedicated my whole entire energies and efforts into making some money.
You understand?
Because I don't care what these assholes on Wall Street are saying.
I don't care what these wannabe socialists all over the country are saying.
It's all about the money.
And anybody who says it isn't about the money is a pathetically anal loser.
The only reason they're saying it's not about the money is because they can't get it.
It's because they're stupid.
It's because they're uneducated.
It's because they're pathetically anal losers that want to blame other people for their own downfalls, for their own pitfalls, for their own shortcomings.
It's all about the money.
And if you don't believe me, I guarantee you, Jesus, I'm going to do this one day.
I swear to God, I'm going to save some cash.
I'm going to save some cash, and I'm going to put on camera some idiot's mother.
I'm going to find out some idiot's mother.
I'm going to go up to her and say, hey, look, I've got money here.
Here's a thousand stack.
Oh, my, no, you can't afford me, no.
Oh, yeah?
And just start throwing money down until this bimbo is like, oh, okay, what do you want me to do?
And I'm going to buy some idiot's mother.
You understand?
Anyway, folks, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
I'm feeling good.
The stock market is going through the roof.
Like I have been saying all along, we're going to see 13,500 Dow Jones Industrials at the end of this year, folks.
No BS.
And let me tell you something.
I am continuously making capital.
You want to know why?
Because I've got to have it.
Meredith Vieira Controversy00:14:56
Anyway, folks, let me take some Twitter shout out.
Do we have any Twitter shout-outs, Engineer, for Christ's sake?
I mean, that's about all I'm going to trust you with at this point in time, for Christ's sake, after last Friday's debacle, man.
I'm still getting emails for that crap engineer.
Well, all I'm saying is, if there's Twitter shout-outs, let's put them on the screen here and let's get them done, all right?
You're already in hot water, engineer.
All right, now what we're going to do here, folks, is we are going to give some Twitter shout-outs right here live on the air.
And for you folks that want some Twitter shout-outs right here, right now, well, all you have to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And the Twitter account name is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, baby.
Ghost Politics.
And if you go out and you retweet the first tweet, you're going to get a shout-out right here on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right, let's see.
Do we got any more here?
Do we got some?
Yeah, we got a couple here.
We got Weed Hacks.
What's going on, Weed Wax?
We got, I'm not going to say that.
Sir Amitov.
We got, I can't pronounce that.
We got somebody named Capitalist Brony.
Oh, great.
Yeah, Capitalist Brony.
That's what we need.
Madhouse Monday in the house.
Meteorite Junkie.
Muslims gone wild.
Oh, here we go with the Texas jokes here.
Out of Texas Burning.
LOL.
Texas Barbecue.
Hey, assholes.
We've been having some rain out here.
We don't have any wildfires anymore.
All right, stupid assholes.
So stop it with the goddamn Texas jokes.
Anyway, we got Anonymous Plumo in the place.
We've got British Brian in the house.
We got, I'm not going to say that disgusting name.
Hey, what's up, Jim 9349 in the place?
You sick son of a bitch, man.
Some idiot named Burning Wiener.
Who the hell else do we have, for Christ's sake?
I mean, you know, here we go with the sick-ass, twisted, disgusting, sexual-related names for Christ's sake, man.
Yeah, here's Squirrel Fister.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Fatal Orgasm.
We got some idiot named I'm a Vibrator.
I'm not going to say that sick, twisted, freaking goddamn Twitter name for Christ's sake.
And here we go.
We got some assholes here.
Meredith for Prez.
What's up with this Meredith Vieira fixation that you idiots have?
Meredith Vieira is an old dried-up prune, for lack of a better term.
I mean, you know, let's be honest.
I mean, yeah, okay, Meredith Vieira.
She was kind of a sweet little middle-aged slut bag when she was on the view and everybody liked her.
Remember when that Chinese broad was on there?
Yeah, it was great.
It was cute for about a minute.
All right.
Then she went over and tried to take over for that rodent on NBC.
What the hell was her name?
That stupid rodent.
Yeah, Katie Couric.
And now all of a sudden, Meredith Vieira is becoming what?
Everybody's fixated on this old wrinkled-up piece of trash for Christ's sake.
I mean, goddamn, enough.
Enough of Meredith Vieira.
Jesus Christ.
She's an old bag.
She's an old bag.
Anyway, let me continue going.
Are there any more shout-outs, Engineer?
Because I'm sick and tired of some of the goddamn names that I'm reading off the goddamn screen here.
All right, we got a couple more.
So I'm going to tell you, if there's any more screwed-up Twitter names, I'm not going to say anymore.
That's all there is to it.
All right.
All right, who do we got here?
We got Eyeball Papercut, O Connoisseur, Pizza Roll Kid, Mario Fail for Steve.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
You guys are sick, man.
Look at this.
Permed pubes.
Permed pubes, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
We got Crazy Asian.
We got somebody named Poop Trader.
You know, trading mushies for bricks or something.
I have no idea how you trade poop, but we got Mike Jones Magic.
Mike Jones Magic.
Are you kidding me?
Are you talking about Mike Jones from Houston?
I mean, the guy that got his, you know, his bell pepper nose broken by, what the hell is that one gangster rapper?
Ah, Jesus Christ, I forgot his name.
Trey, that's who it is.
Trey.
That's who he got.
Y'all remember that?
Y'all remember when Trey just broke that stupid idiot Mike Jones' nose and Mike Jones was sitting there holding on to his bell pepper?
Hey, man, not fear, man.
You'll be hating me.
Come on, man.
That's on YouTube, by the way, if y'all idiots haven't seen that.
Poor Mike Jones sitting over there holding a broken bell pepper.
You know, he's twinkling.
You know, he's dripping, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's take a couple of more.
We're out of here.
A couple of more Twitter shout-outs, Engineer, and that's it, because let me tell you something.
It's getting a little out of hand, to say the least.
All right, let's continue going.
Who else we got?
Urine Career.
You know, that's a sick son of a bitch.
We got Japanese mutants.
What?
What kind of a name is that, man?
Sick son of a bitch.
We got Ginger Analbeard.
I mean, do you hear these sick ass names?
I mean, it's no wonder.
No wonder this is a mental health Monday, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
We've got Gambagbo.
What's going on?
We got some idiot named I Love Noodles.
I'm just going to give a couple of more because some of these, I'm reading them as we speak here.
I'm reading them as we speak.
And, you know, this is getting pretty sick, to say the least.
And it's a shame that none of these people have any shame themselves.
Here we go, Meredith V, 2012.
Stupid losers.
Paper cut on penis.
Princess Luna.
More or less station.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
That's it.
Get that ass.
Get him off.
That's it.
I'm not doing anymore.
God damn it.
I'm not doing any more of it.
These people are trying to make me say sick, twisted nonsense, and you can all shove it up your ass.
I'll end the show now, you sorry losers.
You keep up this crap.
You understand that?
I will end the show.
You idiots sit here and continue doing that crap, you stupid, sorry sex of poor flushing trash.
Anyway, let me continue going.
Screw the Twitter shout-outs.
We're going to go right in to the subject matters at hand, folks, and I want to talk a little bit about how the Democrats are now beginning to hijack the Occupy Wall Street protest.
Yeah, that's right.
The goddamn Democrats are trying to take control of the Wall Street protest.
They're trying to hijack it, for Christ's sake.
That's right.
Check this out.
All right?
In an email sent Monday morning, Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee Director Robert Mook appealed for signatures to an online partition in support of those who want to, quote, let billionaires, big oil, and big bankers know that we're not going to let the richest 1% force draconian economic policies and make massive cuts to crucial programs on Main Street Americans.
I mean, what a bunch of crap.
What a bunch of crap.
And moreover, I mean, have you seen all the personalities that are heading down to Occupy Wall Street?
All these Hollywood jerks?
You got Al Poverty Pimp Sharpton out there broadcasting his radio show.
Did anybody happen to hear that?
Old Poverty Pimp himself.
Al Sharpton, you know, out there trying to, you know, broadcast in the middle of the goddamn Occupy Wall Street nonsense.
You've got Susan Hypocrite Sarandon, who, you know, helped, you know, what's his name?
Barack Obama.
She helped fundraise a lot of the war chests that he has in his political campaign contribution accounts.
And then this brought has the audacity to go out there and say, it's not right right now.
It's not right right now.
No, it's not.
Give me a freaking break.
I mean, this is just stupid.
The Democrats are trying to hijack the goddamn vagabond revolution.
I mean, that's what it is.
It is the vagabond revolution.
Have you all seen the pictures that are coming out of there for Christ's sake?
Have y'all seen this crap?
I mean, I tweeted an international perspective of the way the world is looking upon this ridiculous spectacle called Occupy Wall Street.
As a matter of fact, the Daily Mail, or yeah, the Daily Mail in the UK had a very interesting article about this.
Let me go ahead and post it here.
There it is right there.
Take a look at those pictures.
Take a look at those pictures there.
I mean, you've got, you know, half-naked, dirty, disgusting, nappy-headed idiots having sex in the street.
All right?
I mean, you have naked women walking around out there with, you know, I mean, it's just disgusting, man.
You've got people taking public shits.
That's right.
They're taking, they're defecating in the street.
All right?
They're leaving mounds of trash and sewage runoff and all this other nons.
Who's going to pay for this crap?
Who's going to pay for this crap, huh?
Oh, I know.
The capitalists, huh?
The same capitalists that they're trying to exploit and extort via this disgusting, despicable, ridiculous nonsense.
Stupid.
It's ridiculously stupid.
I mean, take a look.
I mean, the pictures are there.
They have a guy taking a crap next to a goddamn NYPD freaking car for Christ's sake.
A patrol car.
Look.
Look.
Look at for yourself.
That's Occupy Wall Street, folks.
That's it right there.
A bunch of vagabond bums, for Christ's sake.
Making love in the street, leaving mounds of trash for Christ's sake.
They're handing out condoms.
All right, you got assholes teaching these stupid losers how to lockpick handcuffs, how to get out of those plastic restraints for Christ's sake.
I mean, just look at it for yourself, man.
Who's paying for this crap?
We are.
And it's ridiculous.
Stupid, disgusting vagabonds, man.
Disgusting.
Here, look at it for yourself.
Daily Mail.
The goddamn name of the damn of the freaking piece is Occupy Wall Street make love-class war sex drugs.
All right?
And that's right.
There's drugs out there, folks, huh?
Yeah.
Isn't that great?
Yeah, they think it's 1969 all over again, for Christ's sake.
It's just disgusting.
You know what?
Anybody who is for this disgusting, despicable Occupy Wall Street situation is nothing more than a socialist piece of trash.
And let me tell you something.
If you think us capitalists are just going to sit back and just take this down lying down, you've got another thing coming, you stupid vagabond bums.
You understand?
We're not going to just let you idiots come about, make a mess out of every one of our cities, just keep on bringing the mounds of trash and the thousands of bums and the thousands of unemployed assholes to these cities just so they can go around and turn it into a Burning Man festival.
And that's exactly what it is.
But I want to hear from you.
What do you think about this?
The Democrats beginning to hijack the Occupy Wall Street protests.
I mean, you know, you have a lot of Democratic congressional people, said it people that are actually going to these Occupy Wall Street events all over America attempting to speak to these people.
They're attempting to speak to these people, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what do you want to talk to them about?
What?
What do you want to talk to them about?
Hey, dude, you want to, like, legalize marijuana, dude?
Mowie, Wowie, man.
Shut up.
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Once again, this is World Mental Health Day, folks.
And the reason that this is a Mental Health Monday is because I want to see.
I want everyone that's listening to my broadcast to see the amount of disgusting, lack of substance, half-witted, three-brain cells accumulating jerk-offs that are going to call up and they're going to sputter out sentence fragments and actually think that it's funny.
Oh, you shut up, ramen noodles.
No, you know what?
Just for that, implement chat room martial law, and I'm not taking any calls.
How about that?
You don't dictate to me, you sorry sacks of crap.
You don't dictate to me when the hell I take calls or when I don't take calls.
You shove it up, your ass.
You can thank that stupid idiot for me not taking calls here for the next hour.
How do you like that, huh?
How do you like a little bit of that, you stupid losers?
Stupid idiots.
I'm just saying right now, I mean, the Democrats are taking, they're hijacking the whole Occupy Wall Street nonsense.
I've been tweeting videos of Barack Obama agitating class warfare.
This is unbelievably disgusting.
It's pathetic.
And I can't believe it that America's just sitting back watching this.
Now, you want to know why the capitalists, they're not going out there congregating?
Do you want to know why the capitalists aren't going out there and doing the same damn thing?
Because we're working.
We're working, you ungrateful pieces of loser shit.
We're working.
All right?
We've got responsibilities, you stupid sacks of crap.
You stupid losers are getting paid off our tax dollars.
Let me tell you something right now.
If we did a survey on everyone who's camped out there in that stupid Occupy Wall Street nonsense, I guarantee you that there's going to be an exuberant amount of these stupid jerks, an exuberant amount of them, collecting the 99 weeks of unemployment.
They're collecting all the goddamn food card food stamps, you know, all that stupid, ridiculous entitlement.
I bet you these scumbags are getting SSI for ridiculous mental health pseudoscience ailments or ailments like fibromyalgia, which is a ridiculous, stupid, pathetic excuse of a freaking ailment.
And that's all there is to it.
This is them right here.
Entitlement Scum Rant00:10:58
This is it.
And I have been here for two weeks, three weeks, been trying to say, I have been trying to say that these losers on Wall Street, I've been waiting for an explanation.
What are your demands?
And you know what they put out?
Socialistic crap.
Socialistic crap.
All right?
And let me tell you something.
Everybody who has a camera, make sure to get the faces of everybody at these events.
All right?
I want to see the goddamn, I want to see them.
I want to see faces because now that we've got facial recognition technology, thanks to everybody's favorite anti-privacy company, Facebook, employers like myself can actually find out if these assholes that are trying to apply for a job at my company actually participated in these disgusting, despicable protests.
And let me tell you something right now.
We ain't hiring any of you, sorry sacks of crap.
We're not hiring any of you.
Stupid idiots.
Goddamn right.
We're not hiring any one of you assholes.
And once again, if you're a capitalist, try to get people's faces, everybody's face out there, everybody's face, their facial recognition technology, and if any of these idiots apply for any job, you can just say, hey, wait a minute, no, we can't hire you based upon the threat that you are to our company.
You may be trying to come into our company in an attempt to have some litigious collusion, or you could potentially be trying to destroy the fabric of the corporation, so on and so forth.
So I can't wait.
Let me tell you something.
I'm starting to look at these footage here in Boston, Wall Street, all over the country, because I will refuse to hire any one of these disgusting, despicable scumbags ever.
Ever.
And that's all there is to it.
So anyway, let me take some calls here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to hear from you.
Hold on, let me kick this stupid, kick ramen noodles out of here, engineer.
Kick that sorry sack of crap out of here.
Anybody who's going to name themselves after a 39-cent piece of crap should be bitch-slapped into submission.
Stupid.
Kick Slowpoke out of here.
You know what?
Martial law start kicking people out.
Start kicking them all out.
Start kicking all these assholes out for Christ's sake.
They want to sit here and think they're about kick them all out.
Kick them out.
Kick them all out.
Kick them all out.
I don't care.
Kick them out.
Kick them out.
We're not going to sit over here and allow these idiots to sit over here and try to take the goddamn true capitalist radio broadcast into another direction.
Let me tell you something right now.
We are not going to sit here and take the type of nonsense that this show is used to taking.
You know what I'm saying?
This is serious business.
All right?
This is serious business here.
Stupid taking the pooper jerks.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to hear from you.
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street and the Democrats trying to hijack it?
What do you think about it?
Area code 267, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Now, you're taking too long, you idiot.
423, what's up?
You're on the horn.
I've been doing that.
Well, we don't want to hear your stupid soundboard.
423, you're on the horn.
Yeah, you see, you don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
Who else we got?
God damn it.
I mean, get ready.
347, what do you think?
Come up with a brand new meme and impress me.
Stupid idiot.
215, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
We don't want to hear that.
412, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
The air was warm, the sun was shining, and every pony in Ponyville was having a glorious day.
Yeah, you should be investigated for pedophilia.
516, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Now, you idiots aren't going to have that much time anymore, man.
I'm not going to sit over here and let you play your stupid little dumbass freaking audio recordings, all right?
It's lame.
It proves that you have no personality, and you're too chicken shit to actually say anything on the damn phone because you know I'm going to call you out for the fruity bastard that you are.
646, what's up?
What do you think?
Thank you.
I can't even understand you because you sound like Ricky Ricardo out of goddamn Loose Lucy, that Loose Lucy show from the 50s.
708, what's up?
You stupid remixer bastards, or I screw you with your goddamn I speak no mirror gano freaking remix.
All right, 417, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street and these scumbags?
Well, they had a protest in my town, and I were in my National Socialist chapter, and we went out and started cracking calls.
Oh, really?
Did you bring Colton along?
I don't know who you're talking about.
You know who I'm talking about.
I'm talking about Colton Walker, you know?
I'm talking about him.
Did you bring him along?
Them to the end of a pickup truck and dragged them through the streets.
You sound too faggy, first of all, to even have the balls to even go out and throw a punch at anybody, let alone sit over there and talk garbage.
You know?
I mean, you know, if you're going to sit over there and pretend, if you're going to pretend that.
Yeah, I go out and kick people's asses and why don't you grow some bass in your voice before you sit up here and attempt to call me for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, you sound like you're whacking off to a sweating of the oldies, too, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, implement chat room martial law on these sons of bitches, man.
702, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Now, you're taking too long.
347, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
We're not listening to your stupid dumb audio recordings.
339, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Well, personally, I think it's wrong, but I think it's also wrong since I'm listening to your show.
Well, Master.
Well, I think that you're a little too fruity to be listening to the show, first of all.
I mean, it sounds like you're having trouble to sputter out that sentence fragment because you're scared to be on the microphone here.
Secondly, it sounds like you were raised by your dumbass mother.
Huh?
No father in the influence over there, 339?
No father?
I have no father?
No!
Of course you don't have a father.
I mean, we can tell right when people talk.
Oh, my God, we can tell right when they say something that there's no fatherly influence there.
This is purely a dirty dishrag whore single mother who decided to raise her boy like one of the girls.
I mean, you can hear it.
You can hear it in them, for Christ's sake.
Um, yeah, um, God.
I mean, there's they sound like they're disgusting dishrag whore mothers, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, who else we got?
850, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Do something that's wrong.
Get caught to talk.
We couldn't even understand you because you're a cheap-ass phone, for Christ's sake.
Call back and talk a little clearer.
682, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Here we go with the vibrator again.
267, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Hey, Goes.
What do you think about it?
Y'all can pour myself really hard for you without beer, you hand-owned fat fuck.
Really?
How about your dishrag whore mother?
Why don't you give her a call right now?
I'll tell you what.
Is this your real number right here?
No.
Is this your real number?
267879?
Is this your real number?
Uh-uh.
Let me go ahead and give him a call back.
How about that?
We're going to give this asshole a call back, this stupid, sorry, fruity little bastard.
And I want to hear somebody's mother answer.
All right?
I'm telling you, I want to talk to these dishrag whore mothers that are probably cougaring it right now at goddamn happy hour.
Call it, engineer.
Good asshole.
I want to talk to your dishrag whore mother.
Oh, no, we're going to call you back.
Can you keep trying to hang up?
I want to talk to you, dishrag, whore mother, and that's all there is to it.
Come on, don't be scared, boy.
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
He hung up again.
We're going to keep calling back.
I don't give a shit.
You're going to harass me.
I'm going to harass you.
How about that?
What's going on?
Why are you scared?
If you don't talk to me, I'm going to say your number on the air live right now for harassment.
Hey, all right, you better start talking.
Now, I want to know: were you raised by your goddamn mother?
Or I'm going to expose the last four digits of your goddamn phone number on the air for everybody, and you're probably going to have tens of thousands of people calling you.
Yeah, my dad was in the Navy.
I was raised by only my mom.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Well, what happened to your father, huh?
He got shot in the Navy.
Yeah, right.
He didn't get shot in the Navy.
How do you get shot in the Navy?
You're on a ship.
You're on a ship.
How do you get shot in the Navy?
Give me a freaking break, for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something, 267.
You know what you should do to your mother?
What should I do to my mother, Ghost?
You should go up to her and give her a bitch slap in the face for not having a father to nurture you, to throw footballs with you in the backyard, you know, to take you fishing, you know, to show you how to be a man, to show you how to, you know, have some bass in your voice for Christ's sake.
I mean, aren't you humiliated for a little bit?
I mean, don't people call you like an over-feminized fruit bowl for Christ's sake in school?
Am I right?
Navy Service Debunked00:15:48
No, not really.
Yeah, right.
You're a fruity little bastard for Christ's sake.
I mean, do you have any shame for being a fruity bastard?
Yeah, I hate myself every day of my life.
Well, good, man.
Why don't you just, why don't you do the world a favor?
Why don't you do the world a favor and get the hell out of this world?
How about that?
Why don't you do the world a favor and get out?
Get out, you stupid moron.
Stupid idiot.
Do an ann hero.
You deserve it.
And let me tell you something else.
I'm sick and tired of saving all these dumbass people in this world.
Do you understand that?
I mean, I've said this time and time again.
All right?
I'm sick and tired of these idiots in the American government making all these laws that are saving entirely too many losers in this country.
Entirely too many losers.
Well, look, because kids now they have to have a goddamn helmet while they're riding a bicycle, probably save this stupid schmuck that just called up for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is a waste of human life out here.
You can tell by the way they communicate.
You can tell by the way they talk to these people are wastes, man.
We've saved too many people in this country with helmet laws, seatbelt laws, warnings on what do you call it, toxic crap.
Do you understand that?
I mean, we are saving entirely too many losers in this place.
I'm not joking.
All right?
I'm not joking.
Now, if you are a young person and you're looking at yourself in the mirror and you're like, wait a minute, Ghost is right.
I am an over-feminized fruit bowl.
I mean, look at my over-feminized physical attributes and my feminized vernacular.
What's wrong with me?
Well, maybe because Mammy was too busy blowing money at, you know, TGI Friday happy hour, or she was too busy blowing cash at Applebee's looking for Alabama black snake.
She gave you nothing but ramen noodles.
And hey, ramen noodles is not nutritious, you asshole.
I mean, I find it funny that all these kids nowadays, there's a rise in kids' broken bones in sports.
There's a rise in kids having these dramatic injuries as it pertains to their joints, so on and so forth.
It's what they're eating, for Christ's sake.
It's what they're eating.
They're eating crap, man.
I mean, the parents are forcing them to eat this disgusting, despicable nonsense.
I mean, you know, s with stuff with no protein whatsoever.
I mean, the eggplant and soybean and all this other garbage.
That's why these kids are getting broken legs.
That's why they're over-feminized fruit bowls.
That's why they look like half half-fruity asses out here, for Christ's sake.
All right, and look at it.
It tastes really good, though.
Well, you know what?
You keep eating that, and when your goddamn bone marrow turns to liquid shit, well, then don't come complaining to me, for Christ's sake, all right?
Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
We're supposed to be talking about how the Democrats are hijacking Occupy Wall Street.
And as you can see by the mental perception of people that are calling up here, folks, this is what's occupying Wall Street right here.
And this is why you don't hear any kind of actual valid substance coming from the goddamn suckholes of these assholes being interviewed on Wall Street.
You're witnessing it right here, right now, on this broadcast.
The absolute lack of intellectual curiosity of the youth today.
You're hearing it.
You're hearing it.
You have heard it throughout my broadcast, for Christ's sake.
435, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Yeah, you see, you're taking too long.
207, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
There it goes.
How you doing?
How's it going?
Going good.
I just wanted to talk real quick about Occupy Wall Street.
Go for it.
We're still talking about that, right?
Yeah, go ahead.
All right, sorry.
Anyway, sorry, I'm on my lunch break.
I work at a lumber yard.
Anyway, I think they're just doing this whole Occupy Wall Street thing for attention from the media.
And I think that, frankly, we're just giving it to them.
Like, they don't really give a shit about anything that they're standing for, anything like that.
All they want is just attention from the media.
And that's all.
They just want that.
I don't give a fuck about anything because I want the attention from there.
Yeah, you know, I can understand you there, sir.
I mean, believe me, I mean, I know that you're working.
I know that you're chopping wood back there.
And let me tell you, that's all they do want is media attention.
But the problem is, is they're making themselves look like the sorry bums, the lazy wastes of human life that they are.
That's what they're.
They're a lazy wastes of human life.
And anybody who disagrees with me, well, by God, can you please show me an interview of somebody that's out there in Occupy Wall Street actually providing some intellectual curiosity that's actually providing some substance for Christ's sake instead of a bunch of rhetorical crap that we heard about 40 years ago?
I mean, can somebody please tell me?
Area coach 702, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Hello?
Yeah.
I think it's just they're mentally retarded.
Yeah, I hear you.
It's mentally retarded.
Now, what do you think about it?
What's mentally retarded about it in your perspective?
Like, they don't know anything about capitalism or even what Wall Street's doing.
If they actually knew how to invest in money and futures and all, they would actually be somewhere in life.
You're damn right.
And I'm glad that you're listening there, younger, youngin', excuse me, young'un.
Because let me tell you something right now.
You are getting a heads up on all these other idiots that are protesting in Wall Street right now.
You're getting a heads up.
Because these idiots out here in Wall Street, they were educated by the public education system.
You understand?
And not to mention that the the public education system basically forced them into believing that they had to go to college if they were going to be successful.
Oh, yeah, they had to go to college if they're going to be successful and put themselves in $80,000, $90,000 in government subsidy student loans.
I mean, the reason I'm saying government subsidies is because the government has nationalized student loan programs.
You can no longer go bankrupt.
You cannot default on a student loan.
You have that student loan for life, baby.
For life.
And if you go to work and if you happen to go to work and you put your Social Security number down, well, the government's going to see that and they're going to start forcing your employer to give 15, 20% of whatever you earn each week right to that debt.
And believe me, that 15 or 20% that's docked out of your pay, it's only paying for the interest on that particular student loan.
You know, and I find it funny that you got these Wall Street Occupy protesters out here pissing and moaning about that when it was the government that did this in stimulus packets too, you ungrateful pricks.
It was the government that nationalized the damn student loan program, you stupid jerk dicks.
And you idiots around here.
It's Wall Street.
It's not fair.
If they would just share their wealth, if they would share their wealth, we would live in harmony.
No, we wouldn't.
We would live in mediocrity.
You understand?
We would just live in just complete and utter disgust.
I mean, you want to take a good whiff of what these protesters want?
Look at these pictures for Christ's sake.
Has anybody seen these pictures?
Has anybody seen these pictures?
Give me get that link again for Christ's sake.
You all have to see these freaking pictures, for Christ's sake, because it's disgusting.
It's disgraceful.
But this is the way these people want us all to live.
All right?
They have no problem living in squalor.
They have no problem living in absolute destitute and bum-like atmosphere.
Take a look at yourself.
Take a look at it for yourself, for Christ's sake.
It's ridiculous.
And this is the way they want to live.
They're losers, man.
Where is everybody going to realize these people are freaking losers?
They need a good backhand to the face.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's take one more caller here.
781, what's up?
What do you think about this crap?
Am I on right now?
Yeah, you're on, man.
Oh, I actually have an off-topic question.
Can I ask it?
No, you can't.
Get the fuck off my goddamn program, for Christ's sake.
All right, we're supposed to be talking about Occupy Wall Street, you fruity act bastard.
850, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Don't talk shit about Rama Nudo.
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
You're going to die of cancer.
Keep eating them, all right?
405, what's up?
Or 417?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
I think we're coming for you, Kyke.
Oh, okay.
Bring Colton along, too.
All right?
That little fruity bastard.
347, what's up?
about Occupy Wall Street.
Fap into this crap.
Listen to this idiot.
214, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Shove that goddamn vibrator up your shit funnel, please.
9710, what do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Hey, man, I just want to really support your show, first of all.
And I think they're all just fruity assholes.
Yeah, I hear you, man.
Let me tell you, these fruity bastards make me just as sick.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
These people are lucky to say in the damn barroom because I'd beat people's asses.
And let me tell you something.
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
You understand that?
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass, all right?
That's why I walk around 6th Street.
And let me tell you something right now.
If I was to clinch my fist and put him in my pocket, I could literally be taken to jail for carrying an illegal weapon.
I mean, that's how much of a badass I am, for Christ's sake, all right?
That's how much of a badass I am, baby.
Woo!
Anyway, who else we got going on over here?
We got 704, what's up?
What do you think about goddamn Occupy Wall Street?
I'm racist.
Hey, am I on?
Yeah, you're an idiot, too, because you did it too early.
732, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Yo, ghost, I went to Texas and all I saw were clears and steers, you fucking nigger kite.
I mean, is that all you could say, man?
I mean, why don't you come up with an original word or something?
Why don't you say, hey, you shove matzah balls up your ass, or say, hey, you're using yamukas for coffee filters, or hey, you know, you heard money was falling from the sky and you decided to join the Air Force, you Jew.
I mean, why don't you say something like that instead of these ridiculous cliche type of racial slurs?
I mean, why don't you make it funny for people, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ, you're freaking lamer, man.
Do you have a girlfriend, 732, or are you taking it up the pooper from Colton Lockheart?
Fuck you.
Suck my dick.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I thought.
Who else we got?
What was this?
850, what's up?
Nigger.
Yo.
850-653-5649 said that.
All right, I'm just going to say numbers now, people who make racial slurs.
All right?
Bottom line.
Who else we got?
623, what's up?
Lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo.
What else?
Uh.
734, what's up?
All right, I think I already called in your ass.
Everybody, get that idiot off.
Who the hell else we got going on?
908, what's going on?
Ghosts.
Thank you.
215, what's up?
No, we're not listening to this stupid crap, babe.
Give me a break.
435, what's up?
What do you think about Occupy Wall Street?
Ghost loves touching little boys, and that's why he's a pedophile.
First of all, that's a false indictment.
And secondly, I don't like pedophiles.
Sounds like you're a pedophile.
435-28-7699.
All right?
I would call that stupid pedophile bastard.
I don't care anymore.
You think I give a crap?
I don't care.
I don't care.
You idiots are calling me up.
You're saying racial slurs.
You're out here calling people pedophiles and crap.
You idiots are going to sit here and you're just going to have to take it.
You idiots are calling me up.
You're harassing.
Well, if you think that you have the audacity to sit here and say racial slurs, if you have the audacity to sit here and call people pedophiles, well, then go ahead and continue doing it.
All right?
Because I know that there's black people who listen to me who don't really appreciate you stupid little racists out here talking garbage.
I know I've got people out here that don't appreciate you talking derogatory statements towards Jewish people.
All right?
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
So shut up, your ass.
Stupid morons.
Who else do we got going on over here, engineer?
I'm on a roll today, baby.
I'm a badass.
Woo!
Who else do we got going on over here?
703.
Oh.
Do this stupid idiot again.
704.
Well, first of all, I'm Jewish.
Second of all, I'm racist.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
916, what's up?
Smarted engineer.
God damn it.
You see what you started?
Jesus Christ.
5-0-8.
What's up?
Anyway, we're already three minutes into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
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Go to the brawls.
The brawls.
Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire.
I'm sorry.
I want to get into a brawl, really.
That's why I want to get into a goddamn bar brawl is really what I'd like to do.
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
Anyway, I'm almost afraid.
Engineer, do we got any goddamn Twitter shout-outs to be saying here, engineer?
All right, according to the engineer, we got a few shout-outs to be had here.
And let me tell you, if it gets too obnoxious, if it gets too racial, if it gets too ridiculous, I'm not going to say any Twitter shout-outs.
And of course, if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, well, by God, you need to retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And the Twitter account name is Ghost Politics.
All one word.
No underscores, baby.
All right, Ghost Politics.
Let's go ahead and do this.
All right, who we got?
We got Squirrel Fister again.
How you doing, you stupid loser?
Chat Marshall Law in the house.
Mike Jones Magic again.
Zombie Freak18.
Herman Sugarcane Call In00:14:46
Exara Hawks, the piano man.
I'm telling you, man, if you have a damn recital or something, you've got to tell me about it because, you know, some of these people out here would probably like to go.
Who else do we got going on?
We got Brony Groot Pooper.
You know, that's great.
We got Nazi Go.
Shut up, your ass.
That's it.
No more.
No more.
we're getting No, screw all of you, man.
You're going to sit here and do this.
I'm not giving no more shout-outs.
All right.
None.
Anyway, we've been trying to talk about how the Democrats are trying to hijack Occupy Wall Street.
But let's get to another subject matter, shall we?
Let's talk about my man, Herman Sugar Cane, baby.
Woo!
That's right.
Herman Sugar Cane for president, baby.
And I am officially endorsing Herman Cain.
I'm talking about the man with the plan here, Mr. 999 himself.
And the reason that, you know, I'm just, I'm taken back by this individual is because he's telling it how it is.
He's telling it how it is, baby.
You know it, and I know it.
And let me tell you, he is ramping up those verbal attacks on the Occupy Wall Street people.
I mean, did you hear what he said, the latest thing he said?
I mean, did you hear the latest thing that he said for Christ's sake?
I mean, this man basically put it on the table and said, these protesters are jealous Americans who play the victim card and want to take somebody else's Cadillac, baby.
Oh, my God.
I'm telling you, he said it.
He said it.
You're talking about a candidate with some balls here, huh?
That's my man right there.
That's my man, Herman Sugarcane, baby, for 2012 for president.
Let me tell you something right now.
I'm not joking.
I'm not going back on this, man.
This is my man.
I'm living and dying with Herman Sugarcane, baby.
I'm not going back on this one.
I know that I was a little hype about Rick Perry, but then he put his foot in his mouth several times.
And not only that, look like a damn stupid, ignorant hick in the goddamn debates out here.
So, you know, we know as well, you know as well as I, we can't support this asshole governor of ours anymore because let's be honest.
N-word head.
I mean, N-word.
He had a deer lease named N-word Head.
All right?
N-Word Head was the name of his deer lease, for Christ's sake.
You know as well as I, David Axelrod, Barack Obama, would go right after that.
Would go right after that.
And they would win the election just on that alone, for Christ's sake.
Just on that alone.
But they can't do that to my man Herman Sugarcane.
They can't play the race card.
They can't play the race card on my man Herman Sugarcane.
So let me tell you something right now.
I like the way this man is coming across.
I like the way he's given these protesters on Wall Street and all over the country an ITU bitch slap into reality.
And I know that a lot of these disgusting vagabond losers that are out there in this Occupy Wall Street nonsense are not necessarily agreeing with the rhetoric that Mr. Herman Cain is saying.
But the reason they're not agreeing with it is because it's the truth.
It's the damn truth.
You know it, and I know it.
Anyway, let's take some calls here.
Shall we?
I want to hear what people have to say about my man, my man, Herman Sugarcane, baby, 2012 for president.
All right, this is a man who's telling it how it is.
I mean, the economic policy of 999 is just unbelievable.
Anybody know about this 999 economic policy of Herman Sugarcane?
He wants to just do away with the whole tax code system and implement a 9% corporate tax, a 9% personal income tax, and a 9% national sales tax.
All right?
Screw all the damn loopholes.
Screw all this other nonsense, 999 across the board.
And moreover, this guy also wants to start cutting these ridiculous government-funded programs that are doing nothing but sustaining a bunch of stupid losers that are ungrateful for it anyway.
They're ungrateful for it anyway.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
Let's take some calls.
Who else we got?
We got 918.
What do you got to say about it?
Herman Sugarcane.
Yeah, I love Herman Cain.
He's one of my favorite guys.
What do you like about him?
I like that 999 plan.
It's pretty much indivisible.
It's really good.
It's not going to get beaten.
It's bulletproof, is what I mean to say there.
And he's not going to, oh, crap, I can't think of a word.
He's not going to be able to do it.
Yeah, no, I know what you're saying, son.
I mean, look, the bottom line is it's going to raise the same amount of revenues as the current tax code system.
The only difference is, is that we're not going to have all these loopholes.
Now, I found it kind of funny.
Did anybody see that interview with Russell Simmons and Charles Payne of Fox Business?
Did anybody see this crap?
Oh, my God.
I mean, Charles Payne, probably one of the greatest stock pickers out there, man, is a great guy.
As a matter of fact, you better, if you don't know who Charles Payne is, well, he can take your ass at your elbow.
This is a man that knows his stocks, baby.
But anyway, Charles Payne was interviewing Russell Simmons because Russell Simmons, for all you folks that don't know, Russell Simmons is the owner of Death Jam.
He's that lispy bastard that tries to peddle that rush card.
Yeah, don't get my wife cod.
I want you to buy my wife cod, and you can deposit what woff cod.
Anyway, they were interviewing Russell Simmons outside in the midst of the protest.
And Russell Simmons actually had the audacity to sit here and say, yeah, I would like to pay more taxes, but I was forced.
I was forced to use these loopholes.
You know, I was forced to use these loopholes, but I'd like to pay more taxes.
And then Charles Payne put him in his place and said, hey, wait a minute.
Why didn't you just go out and cut a check there, Russell Simmons?
I mean, if you're that much of a patriot, why don't you just cut a check and give it to the government?
And of course, Russell dumbass Simmons with a stupid lispy voice was like, no, I'm not going to do that.
I mean, you know, I'd rather just give it to charity.
And gave him a bunch of BS.
And then when Charles Payne gave him a secondary question, not only does this man, all right?
Not only is he an absolute hypocrite as it relates to the taxpaying system, because let's be honest, he admitted that he uses the tax loopholes to pay absolutely almost nothing.
He admitted it.
He admitted it.
But moreover, he has this disgusting rush card.
Are y'all familiar with this rush card?
Well, it's the same kind of concept that these assholes on Wall Street are protesting against.
Yeah.
And let me tell you, this rush card is geared towards the lower end spectrum of the economic strata.
So what this asshole actually is doing, he's giving out cards.
Yeah, he admitted it.
He's giving out cards to the Poe in America and charging exuberant amounts of interest on it.
It's the same crap that these idiots on Wall Street are protesting against, for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's stupid.
As a matter of fact, you know, yeah.
I mean, there's so many hypocrites out here in this whole political theater, you know?
I mean, there's so many goddamn hypocrites out here.
It's disgusting.
And not to mention that Russell Simmons extorted and exploited the black community.
Let's be honest, all right?
Now he's trying to come out as some Buddhist.
You know, he's trying to come out like some Buddhist and humdo hungo ring ko, hungo, hungo, ring de kyo, hungo, hungdo, ring de kyo.
He's trying to be some Buddhist when this idiot was a key player in pushing the gangster rap scene in the music industry.
Yeah.
This guy was the one who sold all these gangster rap records that subjugated the black community in the situations that they're in today.
Yeah.
Not to mention that he likes to be, yeah, baby, I'm Russell Simmons, baby.
I'm down with the black folk, baby.
And what does he do?
He goes and marries a Samoan bitch.
I mean, come on, you stupid hypocrite, Russell Simmons.
You're a hypocrite.
Anyway, screw Russell Simmons, all right?
Screw that stupid, sorry bastard.
We're talking about my man.
My man.
Herman Sugar Cane, baby.
I don't want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's go ahead and take some calls.
516, what do you think about Herman Sugarcane, baby?
That's horrible.
I mean, that was horrible.
I mean, Jesus Christ, that was bad.
All right, that was horrible.
I mean, come on.
Come on.
702, what do you think about Herman Sugarcane?
Now, you're taking too long, you idiot.
734, what do you think about Herman Sugarcane?
How do you answer Hungarians from the moon?
Because I'm supposed to have banished you there.
I can't even understand you.
You see these mumbling, stumbling little jerks.
That's what I'm saying, man.
I mean, you know, our youth of America today, this is why they can't communicate what they want out there in Occupy Wall Street because they're stupid.
They're idiots.
I mean, let's be honest.
I mean, have we heard any kind of explanation whatsoever on what the actual objective to this disgusting, ridiculous vagabond uprising is?
No, absolutely not.
All we hear is sentence fragments and stumbling, mumbling little jerks.
It's all we see, man.
It's it.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Who else we got going on?
215, what's up?
Taking too long.
240, what's up?
Hey, yeah, I just sorry, I'm getting a little composed.
What I would just like to say about the fucking protesters is they're trying to get this shit going on my campus.
And all I got to say is, I'm sorry.
I didn't expect to get on here.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it, man.
Just take your time.
Go ahead.
Yeah, well, basically, they have a little group on my campus, and I was asking them some questions, and I got down to the point asking them who the head of the Treasury Department is, and none of them could tell me.
So I told them when they could find that out, they could come get me.
And then I asked them what their objectives were, and they just sent me to a site.
So they didn't even know what the fuck was going on.
Oh, my God.
They didn't know Timmy the Elf Geithner.
I mean, Timmy the Elf Geiker was one of the constructors of this despicable bailout crap that these idiots are protesting against.
They don't know it?
No, they didn't.
I mean, the fucking cunts print off money like it's goddamn fucking monopoly paper.
Oh, my God.
And these idiots don't even know.
That's what I keep telling you, man.
I mean, you know, there is no reason to take these idiots serious at all.
I mean, if we want a serious discussion about Wall Street bailouts, well, we should have had that in 2008.
You know, let me tell you, I was on this broadcast, man, at that time.
Livid, man.
I was screaming.
Moreover, I blogged about this crap.
But was anybody listening at the time?
No.
Everybody was more worried about Adam Lambert hopping around the stage like he's got a hamster hanging out his asshole.
They're more worried about Buzz Aldrin and his old prostate-infected piece of crap ass winning, dancing with the stars.
This is what these people were worried about.
This is what these people were worried about, for Christ's sake.
But now, now, because.
Oh, they may cut my unemployment check.
They may cut my welfare card.
They may cut this.
It's not fair.
I'm going down there to Wall Street and having a vagabond revolution.
It's horrible.
It's disgraceful.
That's why, if there are capitalists out there, Herman Sugarcane for president, baby.
All right?
I mean, he's the only one telling it how it is.
He's saying that these protests are nothing more than distractions from the failed policies of this administration.
And it's no coincidence why you have these Democrats trying to hijack this Occupy Wall Street nonsense.
It's no coincidence whatsoever.
Anyway, let's stick on the thing.
Let me go on to another subject matter.
Anonymous, you know, the socialists of the Internet now.
Anonymous has already threatened and claimed that we're going to take down the NYSC.
That's what we're going to do.
We're going to take down the NYSC.
Why?
I don't know.
We're just going to do it.
I mean, these were the same idiots.
The same idiots that took down Sony because GeoHotz, George Hotz, this asshole, decided to screw with the proprietary hardware of PlayStation 3 and decided to sell some mod against the patents of PlayStation that Anonymous thought, oh, I got an idea.
We're going to go over there and we're going to take down PlayStation.
That's what we're going to do.
I mean, we're going to go ahead and take down PlayStation.
And what happened to GeoHots after that?
Was he put on some pedestal or some cyber martyr?
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, was he some badass that people put on a pedestal?
Like, yeah, no.
Absolutely not.
Geohots went on to become a developer for Facebook.
A developer for Facebook, for Christ's sake.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, you know, in Anonymous, they just want to forget about that ever happened.
They want to forget that, oh, yeah, we actually did this.
You know, our stupid, dumb, idiot asses.
I mean, we're supposed to be anonymous, Mr. Anti-Corporatist.
But GeoHots, you know, the figurehead that we hacked for, became a corporatist himself.
So, oh, well.
Anonymous Hackers Exposed00:04:39
You stupid idiots.
I don't give a crap about Anonymous being down with me or not.
All right?
Do you think I give a shit about these stupid losers for Christ's sake?
That, what, they download a couple of pre-written programs, and because, you know, they can plug in some IP addresses to a freaking program that makes them a hacker for Christ's sake?
Huh?
I mean, you think that because they got zombie chains and botnets and shit, that they're some kind of hackers with skill?
Absolutely not.
They're disgusting, despicable idiots.
You know, the real hackers, the real, real hackers, are too busy to be dealing with this extracurricular nonsense.
All right?
The real hackers are out there hacking people's information.
The real hackers are out there making money.
They're making money.
I mean, they're making it in illegal fashion, but they're making money.
I mean, meanwhile, you've got these people in Anonymous that are claiming to be hacksors because they can download some stupid, dumb, visual, basic, scripted program and plug in a couple of goddamn IP addresses, and all of a sudden they're hacksours.
Get the hell out of here, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, according to reports, these assholes from Anonymous have halted the traffic for about one minute from NYSC.
So that's great, huh?
Yeah, that's great.
They went from erasing the NYC to just halting the traffic for a minute.
That's great, huh?
You're accomplishing things, Anonymous.
You're accomplishing things.
And moreover, you're also accomplishing things with a disgusting, despicable Scientology protest.
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
Anonymous and the Scientology protests has got to be one of the biggest wastes of time of all time.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I'm not joking.
I mean, it's probably the biggest waste of time of all time.
All right?
Who gives a shit about losers getting hooked on to some stupid cult?
As a matter of fact, I hope there's more people.
I hope there's more people that get hooked up with cults so they can all do a mass suicide and rent the goddamn world of their crazy asses.
But no, all of a sudden, Anonymous is, you know, no, I'm not Scientologist.
I give a shit about Scientology, all right?
I mean, you'd think that I would think Tom Cruise is a Jesus figure?
I hate Tom Cruise, all right?
I think he's a half a fag anyway, for Christ's sake.
I don't give a crap about Tom Cruise.
I don't give a crap about Don Travolta and him going to LA bathhouses.
I don't care about these people.
But just as much as I don't care about those people, I don't care about the losers that join them either.
I don't care about these people.
These people are pathetic.
All right?
But, you know, we got Anonymous thinking that it's a big time, I don't know, a big-time objective, a big-time operation.
You want to know why it is?
I'll tell you why.
Some idiot at Anonymous, all right, his mammy probably got hooked up with Scientology and because, oh, it's not fair, They're not letting me see my mother.
The Scientologists are not letting me see my mammy.
All of a sudden, it has to become anonymous's problem and the world's problem.
That's what I don't like about this idea of anonymous.
You know what I mean?
One schmuck that has a group of anonymous people backing his ass up, has his own kind of collective within the collective, can literally give orders to his minions and say, We're going to attack.
We're going to attack the goddamn Scientology baskets because my mammy got hooked up with Scientology and I can't see it no more.
Stupid idiots.
Anyway, Anonymous, you've pretty much ruined yourself.
I mean, I'm not joking, man.
You have pretty much ruined any kind of credibility that you thought you had.
And let me tell you something right now: Anonymous, you are socialists.
And for you idiots wanting to be socialist, you shouldn't be bitching about what's transpiring in our government today.
It was the government's decision to give Wall Street the bailouts.
It was the government's decision to do all this nonsense that you're not very happy about.
It was the government's decision to participate in all the different little disgusting programs that have put us here.
And yet you're sitting there pissing and moaning at Wall Street for Christ's sake.
I mean, it was the government that gave them the money, you stupid morons.
I mean, you people are idiots.
I mean, you know, hello, Barty Frank Dobbsbill.
Hello, McFly.
Government Bailouts Critique00:02:55
Hello.
Stupid idiots.
It's just an unbelievable, disgusting display of human ignorance out here in America.
And that's why I keep saying the majority of the American public sucks.
All right?
The public sucks.
And if you don't believe me, why don't you take a look at this goddamn country today?
646-652-4869.
What do you think about Anonymous here, huh?
603, what's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
E.T., DBT, ISWI, my EBT, DBT, DBT, ISWI, my EBT, DBT.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
832, what do you think about Anonymous?
Hey, ghost.
Texas was amazing.
Austin?
Oh, my God.
Who is this?
Ash hoe?
Yes.
What do you want, Asho?
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
You know, every time you call up, you fruit up the broadcast, smelling the whole place up like bean and cheese.
What do you want?
Like, oh, my God, my mom, she left me in the hotel while she was in the bar, and yeah, you didn't show up.
Hey, Asho, are you bilingual?
Oh, si, senor.
You sell it.
Yeah, yeah, because I can tell English is not your first language, for Christ's sake.
Why is it that you Mexicans, whenever you start learning English?
Hey, shut up.
Hold on, I'm talking.
All right, why do you Mexicans, every time you learn the English language, you have to talk like some broken English El Huapo bastard with a sombrero and a bottle of tequila?
Because there's a EL, you know, in California, there's English learner, and they don't teach you right.
They don't teach.
Well, of course they're not going to teach you right in California.
It's government funded, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying, Asho?
They don't care about you out there in California.
Oh, that's right.
You're in Khalifas, aren't you?
Yeah, I'm in.
Yeah, yeah.
Khalifas.
Yeah, San Diego.
San Diego, yeah.
Well, all I'm saying is, Asho, is that why don't you start being a little bit more articulate, all right?
And start being a little bit more articulate.
Maybe people start respecting you a little more.
I even see on some of these boards that you go relating to the show, they don't even like you there.
I don't even care.
I don't even give a fuck if you ask me.
I know you don't care.
I mean, most Mexicans don't care about anything.
I mean, you know, they're the ones out here shitting out eight kids from eight different fathers and collecting, you know, serious capital from the government.
Of course, they don't care.
I'm just saying, I mean, I'm trying to give you a little bit of goddamn encouragement here, Asho.
All right.
All right, get out of here.
Go chew on a rubber tortilla, you stupid, silly bastard.
I mean, you're talking about another group of idiots, you know?
I mean, the freaking Russians.
All right?
These cockeyed vodka-drinking bastards that half the country looks like half a tard.
I mean, with all due respect to my Russian brethren out there, I mean, I don't know what they're putting in your water.
I don't know what they're putting in your vodka.
But to be honest with you, most of you Russians look like cockeyed, retarded bastards, man.
I mean, you know, you walk around with your mouths open.
And you allow leadership to continuously rule you with totalitarian iron fists.
I mean, I don't get the Russians, man.
I mean, you know, we give the Russians the opportunity to become democratic in the 90s with Boris buy me the beer Yelson.
Y'all remember Boris Buy Me a Beer Yeltsin?
Y'all remember that guy?
He was actually trying to, you know, put forth some kind of democratic model out there, but lo and behold, you had KGB men, Vladimir Putin, or Pootie Pooh, out here saying, no, Confred, we are going to go out and we are going to big a communism.
Shut up!
So I don't respect a country that allows themselves to be under such totalitarian dictatorship without a true revolution.
You know, I'm talking about true dictatorship because that's exactly what a communist Russia is.
I mean, we talked about this the last show.
I mean, Stalin, because we were relating this to an Obama executive order last Friday, I mean, Stalin had a police to police the police.
I mean, you know, he would kill his closest people.
I mean, I'm not joking.
People that actually helped him get into power, he killed like 95% of them because the man was so goddamn paranoid, for Christ's sake.
It's ridiculous.
Anyway, let me continue going.
We're supposed to be talking about anonymous threatening the NYSC.
They're going to erase the NYSC when all they did was just slow up the traffic for about a minute.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Are you code 682?
What's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
Shove it up, your ass.
304, what do you think about Anonymous?
We can't even understand you because your phone sucks.
All right, you damn Salvation Army shopping bastard.
561, what's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
You're taking too long, too.
262, what's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
Yeah, hey, ghosts, you're going to get kicked in the balls.
Oh, my God.
And you're laughing at your own jokes at that, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, why don't you go to a bathhouse with that talk?
916, what's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
Kill your family and kill your family and kill your family and kill your family.
Here we go with you odd damn audio splicers.
Like, I really need that today for Christ's sake.
Come on.
Is there anybody?
Is this goddamn thing on to me?
Hello, what the hell?
720, what's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
You know, I keep hearing y'all yapping about some fruit bowls or whatever.
Are y'all interested in buying some of my apples?
So you're selling fruit bowls, lady?
Lady, are you selling fruit bowls?
Is that what you're trying to express to us here on this broadcast?
Yeah.
Was that I mean, I'm I'm serious.
Are there two of you there, or or is it just a trans-testicle?
It's trans-testicle, all right.
Yeah, I kind of figured that you were a little bit of a trans-testicle there.
I can tell it in your voice, for Christ's sake.
I mean, listen to you.
I mean, so what do you do?
Are you chopping it off?
Are you tucking the sack back?
You putting a rouge on you?
What the hell are you doing?
I'm experimenting with very dangerous chemicals that just randomly change my gender whenever I listen to you.
I think you should do the world a favor and just cut it off with scissors, you know, and believe to death, if you want my personal opinion.
781, what's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
Here we go with this idiot not saying a goddamn thing.
412, what's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
Everybody's just playing with their Peter Popper today.
215, what do you think about Anonymous?
702, what do you think about Anonymous?
Hello?
Yeah.
I think they should get off their fat asses and fucking impeach Barack Obama if they are so mad about the bell outs and all.
Yeah, but they're not going to do that, young man, because, you know, they want free money.
They want to spread the wealth.
Because, you know, they're too busy to get up all their fat jelly asses, you know?
623, what's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
I fucking love them.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, well, they suck.
How do you like that?
They suck.
How do you like that?
Anonymous can eat my dick up till they hiccup.
What do you think about that?
Stupid assholes.
850, what's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
What's wrong with you?
I have that room for a change of fucking bargain.
Fucking Farget!
Fucking Pargot.
Listen to me.
I know that you're trying to make your voice deeper, you know, because you're a little ashamed.
You're afraid that I may just kind of, I don't know, expose you for the over-feminized fruit bowl that you are.
But it ain't working.
All right?
You trying to put forth a deeper than you actually have voice, it ain't working for you.
So just talk with your regular voice.
See, what did I tell you?
What did I tell all you?
What did I tell you all?
An over-feminized fruit bowl.
They're all like this, man.
They're all like this.
I mean, the absolute pussification.
The absolute pussification of the American mail has been implemented in today's America.
And you're witnessing it.
You're hearing it here.
Jesus Christ.
We're going to take a couple of more calls about Anonymous, and we're moving on.
208, what do you think about Anonymous?
So you can't even do an audio clip right.
That's how stupid you are.
Hey, we got Meredith for president.
What do you want?
How the fuck do you even give my fucking number?
What?
I got so fucking mad.
I can't hear you.
You're talking too ghetto.
You're talking too ghetto.
Leave me somewhere.
I'm calling on another motherfucking ball.
Man, I'm sorry.
I don't speak abonics, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm sorry.
I mean, I would understand you.
Don't get me wrong, but I don't know what the hell you're talking about, all right?
903, what's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
We can't even understand you either.
732, what's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
Yo, Ghost, it was kind of fun penetrating your wife.
Jesus, another sentence fragment, man.
I mean, you know, you need to come up with some better crap, man.
Go to jokes.com, rip off a comeback for me, and then call me back, all right?
Sure.
Yeah, call me back.
Or you know what, better yet?
Let's call him back.
Let's call his ass back.
How about that?
Stupid son of a bitch.
Let's call his ass back.
Sorry, sack of crap.
You know what?
I don't want to call that stupid fruity bastard.
863, what's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
There we go with a damn clip.
706, what do you think about Anonymous?
Hi, guys.
Hey, what's up?
What do you think about Anonymous?
Hi.
Does everybody hear this, man?
I'm not joking.
This is it right here.
This is it.
Fast And Furious Secrets00:05:36
This is America.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Let me move on to another subject matter.
You know, while we have the supposed vagabond revolutionaries all over the country, the bum revolution, I find it funny that, you know, they are completely disregarding the absolute corruption in government.
Representative Darrell Issa, you know, the head of the Oversight Committee, House Oversight Committee, is actually going after Attorney General Eric Holder.
And for you folks that aren't familiar with the situation that I'm discussing, Eric Holder, according to Darrell Issa, actually knew more about this Fast and the Furious operation that was conducted by the ETF, or ATF, excuse me, Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms Bureau.
Now, why this is such a big deal is because Eric Holder, according to Daryl Issa, basically lied under oath about knowing what was going on about this particular operation.
All right?
Now, what Fast and the Furious comprises of is very simple.
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms actually conducted an operation where they actually sold, they sold thousands of weapons that were confiscated by the government.
They actually sold it to the drug lords in Mexico.
And believe it or not, a lot of these damn weapons showed up at crime scenes, at the deaths and the murders of Border Patrol agents, at the shootings of sheriffs' departments and deputies in Arizona, so on and so forth.
I mean, believe it or not, I can't believe this.
I mean, and believe it or not, Eric Holder was trying to distance himself.
He was trying to distance himself for it and say, I really didn't know about this until late of 2011.
I had no idea that this was going on.
Well, according to Daryl Issa, whether you realize it or not, you own Fast and the Furious.
It's your responsibility.
And he's saying that to Eric Holder.
And let me tell you, he is getting a subpoena for Eric Holder to testify once again, and he has written the president.
Daryl Issa, the head of the House Oversight Committee, he has actually written the president in hopes of getting a special counsel to investigate how deep this disgusting, despicable, fast and the furious operation actually goes, and what not only Eric Holder knew about it, but what Barack Obama knew about.
I mean, this was a serious operation.
I mean, who was the bureaucratic bozo that signed off on, hey, you know, it'd be a good idea?
It'd be a good idea to sell all these drug lords out there in Mexico.
It'd be great to sell them thousands and thousands of guns that are fully automatic.
And what we'll try to do is we'll trace the root of those particular little guns.
We'll trace the root and we'll find all the bastards.
Well, come to find out they lost those guns.
And those guns ended up being at the scene of Border Patrol agent murders, of deputy murders in America.
So our government was actually giving drug cartels guns so they can kill our troops, so they can kill our border patrol agents, so they can kill our deputies, our law enforcement, for Christ's sake.
I mean, do you see Occupy Wall Street out there protesting that corruption?
I mean, this is bigger than goddamn Watergate.
But do you see them out there?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Huh?
I mean, here it is right here.
Here's the story for all you idiots that are like, oh, he's lying.
He's lying.
The government would never do that.
They would never do that.
They love us.
They care about us.
That's why they put those little warnings on cigarette cottons.
He's lying.
Here's the goddamn article right there.
All right?
There it is right there.
The government complicit in actually giving guns to the damn drug traffickers and the drug lords out there in Mexico.
Can you believe this crap?
Unfreaking believable.
Unfreaking believable.
And let me tell you something right now.
This is bigger than Watergate, baby.
And if this president does not appoint some kind of a special counsel, there's some serious business going on.
And let me tell you something.
Daryl Issa is not only going after Eric Holder and the Obama administration as it relates to this defunct and horrible, disgusting operation, Fast and Furious, but Daryl Issa is also going after the Energy Department to see what they knew on these $4.75 billion in loan guarantees to companies like Salindria,
who went out of business even though they got half a billion dollars of taxpayer money from our government, for Christ's sake.
So let me tell you something right now.
It's no coincidence why the Obama administration is conducting itself in class warfare.
It's no coincidence why everybody out here in the democratic little regime out here is trying to agitate this situation.
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This is True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
Go Me.
What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It is Mental Health Monday, for Christ's sake.
For all you folks that are unaware, it is World Mental Health Day.
And we're going to go ahead and celebrate it today because let's be honest.
At least 75-80% of the world has mental problems just by observing their simple actions out here as it pertains to protesting, as it pertains to the sociality, the political, and the society.
And not to mention that you've got a lot of assholes out here in America collecting Social Security, collecting disability, because I've got bipolar disorder.
Oh, I've got mental depression.
Oh, I've got hyperattention deficit disorder.
Oh, shut up.
Let me tell you something about mental health.
It's all a bunch of pseudoscience.
You understand that?
Mental health, psychology, psychiatry, a bunch of pseudoscience.
And you can tell them I said that.
All you assholes taking all this ProZ, taking all this Xanax, taking all this lithium for Christ's sake, all you need is a good swift kick in the ass.
That's all you people need.
You just need a good swift kick in the ass.
I guarantee you, you start whooping on somebody's ass, all of a sudden their mental problems will just likely wither away conveniently enough.
Jesus Christ.
But anyway, let's continue on.
This is episode number 162 for all the folks that are keeping track with the True Capitalist broadcast.
And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks, the forums, the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house, folks.
We got a lot of things to talk about, but let me tell you something.
The prognosticator, a prognosticator strikes again.
Did you take a look at the markets today, folks?
I mean, did you take a look at the American markets today?
What have I been saying?
If you would have listened to me last Monday when we had the special edition dedicated to the Occupy Wall Street situation, I was telling everybody it was time for them to start making some bottom-feeding plays.
And if you would have made some of them bottom-feeding plays, you'd be up at least 10-15% on your money just in a goddamn week.
10 or 50% on your goddamn money, baby.
Woo!
I know I am.
I don't know about you, folks.
I mean, I know that a lot of idiots up in here just like to play with their Peter Poppers until it gets chafed and, you know, piss and moan about, oh, I don't have enough money, and it's not fan, so I'm going to go camp out in front of Wall Street like some hippie bum bastard.
Give me a break.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, did anybody see the markets today?
You know I was bottom feeding, baby.
You know I was because I got to have it.
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue going here.
I want to take your calls.
Here we go.
We got Dow Jones Industrials up 330.06 points, a percentage increase of 2.97%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 11,433.20 points.
I mean, good God.
Almost 3% on the damn day for the Dow Jones Industrials.
What did I tell you?
I mean, last Monday, we were at 10,000 Dow Jones Industrials.
Do you idiots understand this?
We were at 10,000 Dow Jones Industrials, for Christ's sake.
And look at us now.
We are at 11.4, and we're going to continue going up.
You want to know why?
Because I'm telling you, this market has been way oversold.
I've been saying it for the longest period of time.
It's about time that these goddamn ass clowns out here in the investment community start realizing, take their heads out of their proverbial clogged-up colon poopers and realize that this market is way oversold.
A lot of bottom-feeding opportunities out here, baby.
I mean, if you ain't taking advantage of them, that's your stupid problem.
Anyway, let's get to the SP 500.
SP 500 is up 39.43 points today, a percentage increase of get this, 3.41% on the day, closing out the SP at 1,194.89 points.
Good God.
And what have I said about the NASDAQ?
What have I said about the NASDAQ?
Well, when you see the equities go up, you're going to see the NASDAQ go majorly up.
It's that volatile of a market.
High risk, high reward.
But if you were in the NASDAQ today, you were making some serious freaking money.
NASDAQ Composite Index is up 86.70 points, a percentage increase of 3.50% on the day.
I mean, good God.
We got NASDAQ Composite closing out at 2,566.05 points for the NASDAQ Composite.
And let me tell you, if you were over there in the other side of the pond in England, you were also making some serious money.
The FTSE 100 is up 95.60 points, a percentage increase of 1.80%, closing out the day at 5,399 points for the FTSE 100.
I just wish that you idiots that were out there listening.
I hope that some of you actually took advantage of some of these bottom-feeding opportunities that I was basically telling everybody to take advantage of.
See, you're the loser.
If you're not.
We need really to have a greater understanding than these general comments I have so far given of the kind of system, the kind of principles that have enabled us to get this great achievement of the past 200 years.
We need to understand how it is that a free market works to enable millions of people to cooperate peacefully together.
The great Milton Friedman telling it how it is in the early 80s.
All right?
Telling it how it is in the early 80s.
And now look at us now.
Huh?
What a prophecy.
All right.
What a prophecy.
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue going for Christ's sake.
We were talking about Eric Holder going to be subpoenaed by Daryl Issa to basically testify about what he knew about Fast and the Furious.
Moreover, Darrell Issa is also going to probe the Energy Department on what they knew about these $4.75 billion in loan guarantees to these defunct companies that the government was endorsing like Salindria.
You know?
I mean, give me a break.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter since nobody really gives a crap about government corruption.
You know, they're more worried about it's not fair that rich people have to pay more taxes so my fat jelly ass can get even more fatter.
I mean, give me a break.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter.
Let's talk about the revolution that this disgusting, despicable Occupy Wall Street is supposed to be modeled after.
And I'm talking about Egypt.
That's right.
I'm talking about Egypt for Christ's sake.
Remember, you know, these idiots are like, yeah, we're going to model our revolution on Egypt.
Yeah.
Well, have y'all taken a look at what Egypt looks like now?
Have y'all taken a look at what those wild jehudies are looking like right now for Christ's sake?
I mean, good God.
They're rioting in the street.
They're pissed off at the government that they put into power.
Remember, those wild jihudis back in February were going out and destroying their own infrastructure.
They were looting and pillaging their own people for Christ's sake.
I mean, they were out there just going wild for Christ's sake for no freaking reason without any kind of intellectual curiosity.
And look at them now.
Look at them right now.
They are conducting themselves in the same type of disgusting chaos that they conducted themselves in to get rid of Hansi Mubarak.
And now that Hansi Mubarak is no longer there, who's there?
Well, it's the military.
The military that the supposed people respected so much.
Remember the media pushed that on us?
Oh, they respect the military out here.
They respect the military.
These wild jehudis in Egypt respect the military.
Well, look at them now, for Christ's sake.
They're out there clashing in the streets.
I mean, did anybody see the footage of this crap that's happening out there?
I mean, with over 30 people dead, you know, like over 300 people injured in this disgusting jehooti uprising out there in Egypt.
And this is after they threw out the previous authoritarian power.
This is after they overthrew their previous government.
They're still pissed off.
They're still pissed off.
So if these idiots out there in Occupy Wall Street want to model their revolution off of Egypt, well, take a look at Egypt now.
And I find it convenient, folks, because I have been messaging on my Twitter.
I've been tweeting at Occupy Wall Street, and let me tell you, they don't want to have nothing to do with me.
Haven't you noticed that?
I've even asked people to Twitter bomb these sons of bitches.
I mean, I have done everything to make these damn Occupy Wall Street idiots know very well that the capitalist army does not agree with their disgusting socialist idea.
And do you see these disgusting vagabonds messaging back?
Do you see them attempting to contradict any of the videos I post up representing their ideology?
No.
Absolutely not.
They're responding to everybody else.
But these assholes on Occupy Wall Street, they don't want to respond to ghosts.
Occupy Wall Street Ghosts00:02:37
And you want to know why they want to respond to ghosts?
Because they know that I'll yank their asses right out of the fruity-ass, socialistic, hippie, nonsensical closet.
All right?
And that's all there is to it.
They don't want none of ghosts.
They're afraid of ghosts.
You want to know why they're afraid of ghosts?
Because they don't know who the hell, they don't know what the hell's going to happen if they come after ghosts.
That's right.
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
I have gotten interview requests, believe it or not, from mainstream media.
All right?
Believe it or not, they actually want to put me on a goddamn boob tube, and they want me to talk about my opposition to this Occupy Wall Street nonsense.
And let me tell you something.
I don't want media attention.
All right?
So all you idiots that are out there calling the media, telling them, hey, listen to this guy.
He's anti-Occupy Wall Street.
Hey, look at him.
Stop emailing these people.
Stop emailing the mainstream media.
I will not give an interview.
Do you understand that?
I will not give an interview.
So, you people can sit here and continue to try, but I'm not giving no goddamn interviews for nobody, all right?
Unless there's some money involved.
Unless there's some goddamn money involved, well, then maybe we can talk business, all right?
I mean, there's some cash involved.
Well, hey, what the hell?
You know what I'm talking about?
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense to me.
You know what I'm saying?
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense.
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense.
Always remember, that's a good saying.
It's a good saying.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to go ahead and drink to that.
I'm going to go ahead and drink.
If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense.
Go ahead and take some sip of this beer here.
I just poured me a beer.
And believe it or not, I actually got myself a new beer glass instead of cracking open those goddamn cans and bottles for crap's sake.
You know what I mean?
I got, you know, this.
I mean, unfortunately, nothing in America is worth the crap anymore.
There's nothing made in America that's worth the crap.
So I actually got these glasses imported from Germany.
Losloga sneaking slogan.
Loslaga slogan.
I actually got them from Germany called Bodum glasses.
Believe it or not, this goddamn schooner, it's kind of a schooner glass, cost me $25 for one freaking glass, baby.
I got a whole set of eight.
Bodum Glass Price Gripe00:08:45
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
One glass, $25, baby.
Bodum glasses.
You people need to know how to.
I mean, you need to know how to live with some class.
You know what I mean?
You know how to live with some lavish a little bit, baby.
And the reason I got glasses for my beers is because this Bodum glass actually keeps the damn beer cold for a long period of time.
It's unbelievable.
It's great technology.
I don't mean to be plugging those damn German krauts, but they make some great glasses.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
Anyway, let me take some calls here, folks.
We're talking about the jehudies in Egypt.
Once again, we've got the Occupy Wall Street assholes supposedly modeling their revolution around Egypt.
And look at Egypt now.
Look at Egypt now.
30 dead, 300 injured in last night's clashes over.
And let's be honest, they're pissing and moaning that things aren't going fast enough.
That's what basically it comes down to.
They're pissing and moaning.
They're pissing and moaning.
It's nothing fair.
It's nothing fair.
Hey, if it's not fair, you brought it on yourself, you stupid dumb jehooties.
You brought it on yourself.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
What do you think about these wild, disgusting, smelly jihudis in goddamn Egypt?
What do you think about it?
Americo 347, what's up?
He's flapping the jihudies for Christ's sake.
647, what's up?
What do you think about these wild jehudies in Egypt?
Hello?
Yeah, what's up?
Well, actually, I'm very bothered by the kind of crap you're saying.
Firstly, it's not like they kept the whole government by themselves.
They voted him in once, and he decided to keep the power the whole time, actually.
Who are you talking about?
Who are you talking about?
The quote-unquote wild jehooties in Egypt.
Well, who was in there?
What was the name of the person that was in there, supposedly, forever?
What was his name?
What was his name?
Exactly!
You don't know because you're a stupid imbecile.
Get back in the kitchen and make me a goddamn sandwich, you stupid broad.
Give me a break.
His name?
Yeah, that's right.
Shut up.
Just sit there and shut up.
You want to know why you know his name?
Because your boyfriend, who's making the damn sandwich back there, is like, It's Hansi Mubarak, baby.
It's Hansi Mubarak.
You understand this is the kind of skank that's out there on Occupy Wall Street painting her tits red.
You know what I mean?
Painting a goddamn picture of Mal Se Tong on one cheek and Cheg Rivera on another cheek, for Christ's sake.
Give me a freaking break for Christ.
Did y'all hear that?
She didn't even know what the hell she was talking about.
She was just regurgitating what some other idiot said.
And when I asked her, hey, well, then what's the leader's name?
Who are you talking about?
All she just said was, stupid broad.
But I bet you she's at a slut walk.
I bet you money.
I bet you she's out there in a slut walk showing off ass cheeks and cleavage saying, no means no.
No means no.
No means no.
Shut up.
All right.
I mean, you know, it really makes me sick that these skankosauruses and these goddamn slut walks want to sit here and justify walking around in brawling panties in a damn sausage fest and then claim that it's not their fault if they get accosted by a bunch of hard legs.
You know what I mean?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
All right?
I'm just saying.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is number to call.
We're supposed to be talking about the jehudies in Egypt.
Unfortunately, we got sidetracked by some imbecile that didn't know their ass from their elbow.
So let's continue going.
We got 732.
What do you think about the jihudis?
My mother, you fucking freak.
I swear to fucking God when I find you.
I'm going to rip your fucking head off and I'll be a goddamn dick, all right?
I'm going to beat the shit out of your fucking mother that gave birth to you, you fucking hot sucking motherfucker.
You just want to find your goddamn laugh.
I'm going to rip a fucking girl.
Are you a chick?
Are you a chick?
Do you fucking understand me?
Are you a girl? Are you a girl? Are you a girl? Are you a girl?
Are you a girl?
What, you prick?
Fuck you.
Hold on, hold on.
Stay right there, 732, because it's about everybody's favorite time to the broadcast.
It's just the minority.
That's right, folks.
It's just the minority, folks.
I mean, you know, it's definitely time to play everybody's favorite game.
Just the minority.
I hear an ethnic quang there.
I definitely hear an ethnic twang.
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's just the minority.
Anyway, 732, are you there?
I mean, are you a chick or no?
Exactly.
That's what I thought.
That's exactly what I thought.
Oh, my God.
I'm telling you right now, this is just great.
I'm just kicking everybody's ass today.
And you wonder why these assholes in Occupy Wall Street can't explain or communicate their perspective?
I'm making these idiots look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack today.
And there's nothing they can say about it.
They're stumbling over their own tongue on, like John Edwards explaining how to cheat on a dying wife with cancer, for Christ's sake.
Woo!
Man, kicking ass taking names, baby.
That's the way ghost rolls.
Anyway, 801, what's up?
What do you think about jehudies in Egypt?
Joe Bago!
See, another sentence fragment from some half a fruit bowl.
781, what do you think about the jehudies in Egypt?
Taking too long.
How about 404?
What do you think about the jehudies in Egypt?
404, are you there?
Well, uh, are you there, 404?
Yeah, well, just sitting there playing with the Peter Popper.
903, what do you think about the jihudis in Egypt?
I damn it.
Shut up with the Eminem crap, all right?
We're not down with that crap out here, all right?
Go take that crap to some somewhere else where a bunch of cracker-ass crackers appreciate it, all right?
I mean, and I've said this time and time again, all right?
Time and time again, where are the gangster rappers, all right, when it comes to starting beats with Eminem?
You know, I mean, they're all starting beats with each other.
Eminem is the epitome of racism.
I mean, this idiot is making a mockery of black strife by acting like he's black when his ass got his ass whooped out of Detroit, all right?
He got his ass whooped out of Detroit when he was like 12 years old.
He got sent to live with his goddamn grandma in West Virginia in some trailer park somewhere.
He didn't come back to damn Detroit until he was like 17, 18 years old.
And then he tried to beg the insane clown pussies to, please, can you play my demo?
Can you give me a chance?
And another thing, Eminem, I mean, you know, enough of that skankosaurus that you're always singing about for Christ's sake.
I mean, what kind of a real hip-hop, what kind of a real gangster is going to be so pussy-whipped on a slut that literally got gangbanged, you know, by the insane clown pussies, you know?
I mean, you know, I mean, I read about that.
All right, I read about that.
Then, when you caught the insane clown pussies, you know, accosting and gangbanging your broad, and this idiot, Eminem, finds a peace shooter 25 and attempts to try to hold up insane clown pussy, drops the gun, and just completely botches up the whole situation.
Then he gets thrown in prison, and then, oh, not been thrown in prison, but thrown in jail, has to go to court, so on and so forth.
It's ridiculous.
You're an asshole in Eminem.
And let me tell you something right now.
If I see you ever here in the Austin City streets, I would whoop your ass.
And I've said this time and time again, I would commit the crime and do the time.
Do you understand?
I mean, if I whooped Eminem's ass out here in Austin, Texas, and I went to jail for Christ's sake, I mean, all the blacks and Mexicans would hoist me on their shoulder like a freaking sultan, for Christ's sake.
Do you understand that?
I mean, they would hoist me on their shoulder like a freaking sultan.
Eminem Commercial Roast00:03:31
You know what I mean?
They'd be like, yeah, that man busted that cracky ass crack in the face, baby.
Yeah.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I'd become Mr. Black People after I, you know, went in and whooped Eminem's ass.
I would be Mr. Black People.
Anyway, we're getting off Keystreet here.
We're supposed to be talking about the clashes in Egypt out here.
All right?
But unfortunately, we got off track because these idiots out here.
Oh, the Eminem Shanghai.
Anyway, we are already four minutes into the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost Folks.
And once again, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
Now, I hate to even ask the engineer, you know, because I'm not really on very good talking terms with the engineer after last Friday's broadcast and how he made me look like a complete idiot.
But, engineer, do we have any goddamn Twitter shout-outs to be said by any chance?
It's good!
It's good!
It's not!
All right, we got a couple of Twitter shout-outs to be said here.
And of course, if you want to shout-out right here, right now on the air, all you have to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
The Twitter account name is Ghost Politics, all one word, no underscores, baby, ghost politics.
All right, let's go ahead and see if we have any of these ass clowns out here on World Mental Health Day on poor nut cases.
I mean, speaking of mental health, have y'all seen that stupid, disgusting commercial with Glenn Close?
Glenn Close and her stupid part of a sister for Christ.
Have y'all seen that commercial?
They're all walking around Graham Central Station like a goddamn bunch of zombies for Christ's sake.
They got a John Mayer song in the back.
I mean, literally, every time I see that commercial, I want to start slapping some of these people that are claiming they have these mental ailments.
You know?
I mean, haven't you wondered that?
Like, people that have obsessive-compulsive disorder, do you think that, you know, they had a couple of ass beatens every time that they supposedly acted upon this obsessive-compulsive disorder?
Do you think that they'd be continued that stupid, ridiculous activity?
Absolutely not.
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
We're supposed to be giving some Twitter shout-outs here.
Let's go ahead and take it from the top.
We've got Poop Sculptor.
Jesus Christ.
We got Pony Poop Sniffer.
Jesus Christ.
We got Lumpy Escrement.
Santa Hooves.
Ghost is Chas Bono.
Shove it up, your ass, you idiot, all right?
Stupid assholes.
I mean, you know, I find it funny that Chas Bono can just kind of waddle around this damn dancing with the stars nonsense.
And because everybody wants to see a shot of the restored foreskin penis, it's the only reason why she's still there dancing around like a fat, jelly-ass, blubbery, Tubberlard bastard.
Give me a freaking break.
Who else do we got going on over here?
Who else do we got damn going on over here?
Bashar Assad Suicide Attacks00:07:01
Jesus Christ.
What do we got, Engineer?
I'm lost here.
Where am I at?
The government's got it.
All right, I got it.
All right, here we got Burning Wiener.
We got, I'm not going to say that.
We're going to say, I'm not going to say these disgusting, despicable name, man.
Hobo McMuffin, for Christ's sake.
Brony slut.
Flaming nipple chop, for Christ's sake.
I mean, come on.
Here's Hot Deals in Texas again.
We got Chicken Feets.
Who else we got?
We got Theora.
Who else we got?
I'm not saying these dumbass names.
Drill master, I'm not going to say these dumb assholes.
That's enough.
Just take it down, engineer.
I'm not saying any of this crap.
I'm not saying none of it.
I'm not saying any of it.
So we're going on to the next subject matter.
We're almost out of time here, so we've got to keep moving.
All right?
For all you folks that are unaware, a top Syrian cleric, yeah, you know, one of these stupid, fat, religious, stupid cleric bastards in Syria, has actually threatened the United States and the EU with suicide attacks if the West intervenes with their country.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, you know, stupid ass clerics, you know, these theocratic jerk dicks that are completely hypocritical to their own religious philosophy actually have the audacity to sit over here and say, we are going to have some attacks on you.
We are going to put some suicide attacks on your ass.
Shut up.
I've said, and I'm going to continue to say, that we need to act on this Syrian situation.
We should no longer allow Bashar al-Assad to be murdering his own people to sustain his own bureaucratic power.
And that goes for any other totalitarian dictator bureaucrat.
Anybody who kills people to sustain their own bureaucratic power deserves the death penalty.
And that's why I say, death!
Death!
Death of Bashar al-Assad!
And you can tell them I said that!
Death of Bashar al-Assad!
And you can tell him I said that.
My bottom line is that you've got goddamn clerics out here trying to say that if you would come over here in the theater, we are going to put the suicide attacks on you.
We are going to put the suicide attacks on you.
Shut up, all right?
Just sit there and shut your stinking, smelly, pickled hole.
All right there, you Syrian cleric.
Just sit there and shut your mouth.
Long live those that martyred themselves for the sake of relieving themselves of totalitarian dictatorship by Bashar al-Assad, for Christ's sake.
You understand that?
Death of Bashar al-Assad.
And I'm going to continue to bring up this subject matter for as long as I'm broadcasting.
I mean, I was the first one on the scene out here.
You can look back in the archive.
BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.
All right.
That's where I have all the goddamn archives.
Take a look for yourself.
All right.
I was out here in February talking about this crap.
All right?
I was out here in February talking about this.
And it took until August for the United States to go out and actually focus some attention on this.
It took until August for the United Nations to actually give this some attention.
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, let's continue going because I don't want to spend too much time on Syria.
I usually try to delve into Syria every single day.
All right?
But once again, I mean, this has to be said that Syrian clerics are actually threatening suicide bombings if the West intervenes with Syrian politics.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
As a matter of fact, what do you got to say about anything we've been discussing here?
Huh?
6466524869 is the number to call.
Area code 563, what's up?
Hey, Go.
Just wanted to commend you for owning all the trolls that try to call in and troll you.
They all fuck dick today.
You're just raping them.
You know what I mean?
Amen.
I appreciate it, man.
And let me tell you something right now.
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a troll's ass.
All right.
I mean, I am cutting these down lower.
I'm cutting them down lower than Roseanne Barr chasing after a greasy cheeseburger with her fat jelly-ass hands tied behind her back, bent over backwards.
All right?
I mean, they ain't got nothing to say for Christ's sake.
All they're doing is stumbling over their own tongue, a bunch of dumbass sentence fragments that ain't making anybody lull whatsoever.
I'm beating their ass and I'm taking name.
That's all there is to it.
All right?
And they're scared.
Look at them.
They're scared.
Area code 863.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
It was illegal in Texas to shoot leaders.
Shut up, you stupid audio splicer.
850, what's up?
I'm so scared to fucking fight her.
Pick a voice, you sensed, fragmented, stubborn, humbling little jerk.
Oh, give a shit.
My menu.
Okay, 85-850-653-5649.
Stupid idiot.
240, what's up?
What do you think about all this crap?
Yeah, well, I mean, I can understand the guy's concern and why he wants to do it, but he's going around the wrong way of getting it.
He's concerned that it's going to turn into another Iraq situation, which honestly, I don't want it to turn into.
I understand that shit's going down there, but those people need to go get some goddamn guns and shoot the fuck out of the people who are killing them.
Well, you know, let me break it down to you, man.
I mean, you know, they don't have any guns, you see?
They don't have any guns.
These are just protesters.
You know, these are just people that are in the streets protesting against the tyrannical totalitarian regime of Bashar al-Assad.
I mean, let me tell you, if there was guns to be had and these people were fighting up against the opposition, that'd be one thing.
But they have no guns.
They have no guns.
I mean, it was the same thing in the Iran Revolution of 2009 when the United States sat on its hands and watched the Ayatollah and Ahmadimajad slaughter.
I mean, literally slaughter the youth of Iran who attempted to rise up against the damn theocratic dictatorship of the Ayatollah.
We just sat there and watched it.
All right?
We just sat there and watched it.
And let me tell you something right now.
Those patriots out there in Iran in 2009, you will never be forgotten.
All right?
Never be forgotten.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Iran Revolution Silence00:12:44
Do 262, what's up?
Hey, man, what's going on?
How's it going?
I know you always like enjoying your cognac and Johnny Walker Baloo label, but I'll just have to sit here and enjoy my Sam Amaz Boss Lager.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, I want to comment about people down Wall Street.
They think they're all them retards.
And there's just one thing that I'd like to put out there in regards to them.
Well, you're taking too long to say it.
817, what's up?
Yeah, you're playing with your damn pecker shaft.
732, what's up?
Get a new phone, asshole.
623, what's up?
This guy, motherfucker.
We can't even understand you either, for Christ's sake.
Who else do we got?
You must have Vonage.
Did y'all hear his damn voice digitized for Christ's sake?
Did y'all hear that?
Freaking Vonnage, for Christ's sake.
Internet telephone.
He wants you to get the landline like the old days, you cheap bastard.
516, what's up?
I'm masturbating.
Now, shut up.
916, what's up?
Yep, taking too long, you idiots.
832, what's up?
Hey, hey, ghost.
Wait a minute.
Asho, you like this song?
What?
You like it?
How come you don't like that Mexican stuff?
Like Selena?
How come you don't like Selena?
Huh?
That's old stuff.
No, why don't you like it?
Cargacha.
A la la quito.
Halajala ha la peno.
Cargacha.
Hala la sico.
Hala jala ha la peno.
I mean, you know, that's shit.
Why don't you listen to that?
Because I listened to Justin Bieber.
Babe.
Oh!
You listen to Justin.
I know, you got Justin Bieber hair, too, man.
That looks retarded.
Seriously.
I mean, you need to cut your hair like Mexicans.
You know, like, shave it on the sides in the back, and then have that little part in the top slick it back.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, any left?
Yeah, yeah.
And you know what you need to do, Asho?
You need to get yourself a flannel shirt.
Get yourself a flannel, button-up shirt, and just button up the top button.
All right?
And then maybe then you'll start looking like somebody that's got a pair, all right?
No, you know what you should do?
Cut your dick.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a break.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
He's choking on a goddamn bean and cheese as we speak.
720, what's up?
What are you saying?
Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that you can be a great friend, even if you are a racist.
Yeah, shove it up your ass, you stupid broad.
Go make me something to eat.
Uh three oh four, what's up?
MLP!
I tell you, you I'm telling you, I hope there's some goddamn federal authority watching over these fucking bronies.
I'm telling you, these are Woody Allen butt-loving pedophiles, and that's all there is to it.
All right?
They're Woody Allen butt-loving Roman Polanski pedophiles.
You know it, and I know it.
647, what's up?
I just want to comment on the whole brony thing.
The, like, first of all, don't start screaming.
Secondly, the whole brony thing, really, is just a fandom.
It's nothing more than that.
It's not like they have some kind of sick fantasy about it.
Yeah, they do.
No, you're completely wrong.
You're completely wrong.
Because, first of all, there should be no reason why girl or women, excuse me, males over the age of 18, there should be no reason why they're watching a cartoon meant for eight-year-old girls.
None whatsoever.
You can try to justify it.
You can try to sit over here and split hairs about it.
But let me tell you something right now.
This is a preliminary for pedophilia.
You know it, and I know it.
All right?
And that's all there is to it.
So if you want to sit over here and justify pedophilia activity, that's your problem, Broad.
But maybe, just maybe, you need to stop kicking it with these stupid losers and actually getting somebody with a pair of balls that can actually put you in your place.
623, what's up?
I already told you.
The sky.
Oh, Jesus Christ, you little 12-year-old prick.
916, what's up?
We're not listening to audiophiles today, alright?
I'm not listening to them.
323, what's up?
We're not going to listen to audiophiles.
702, what's up?
Yeah, I dare you.
Rage quit.
Come on, make us both happy.
What?
Yeah, I dare you.
Rage quit.
Come on, make us both happy.
Is this your real voice for Christ's sake?
Yeah, I kind of figured.
Yeah, it wasn't.
You better hang up, boy.
617, what's up?
Hey, girls.
What's up?
I actually had a fucking legitimate call that you made me waste my minutes, you fucking jerk.
So what?
Why don't you get a job and get some more there, you stupid, ungrateful prick?
What are you, cheap bastard?
Huh?
I mean, what are minutes nowadays?
A couple of cents?
Stupid cheap prick.
347, what's up?
Nobody's saying anything.
How about an 850?
What's up?
Oh, my nigga to hear them off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Didn't I just give your number out for Christ's sake?
I mean, aren't you finger banging with somebody by now as it is?
Jesus Christ.
502, what's up?
You're not that guy.
And as much as you want to try, but you're not that guy.
818, what's up?
Gus, I just wanted to say that you're a sad nerd and you're also a little bitch.
I'm a sad nerd.
Really?
I'm a sad...
Well, first of all, if I was a nerd, I wouldn't have personality.
All right?
I'd be talking like you pricks if I was a nerd.
Secondly, if I didn't have a life, I'd be conducting this broadcast every single day of my life.
I'd be on the internet 24 hours a day.
I'd be patronizing other people's shows.
I'd be out here on chat rooms all the time for Christ's sake.
Hey, I only do this broadcast because I'm trying to spread the capitalist ideology throughout the world.
All right?
Throughout the world.
And not to mention that if I was some stupid red-headed four-eyed, freckle-faced, beaten, step-child nerd, I wouldn't have personality.
I'd be like you, 818.
Some drab piece of garbage that's never going to get laid in his life.
And you see, that's why you hung up.
Because I was going to come right back to you, but you hung up, for Christ's sake.
You idiots have no personality.
Look, look, I'm just going to continue calling people and listen to the lack of personality in these idiots.
603, what's up?
See?
Welcome to America.
318, what's up?
Hello.
Yeah.
Hey, ghost.
So I want to comment on your show.
Your show is pretty awesome, and I'd like to stay tuned to it almost every day.
And I also want to comment about the war on the other side, about those poor people getting killed over there.
That's pretty disgraceful that person is doing.
He should be killed, you know.
Jesus Christ.
What was this?
Autistic day?
I mean, what are the autistic idiots coming out today?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on.
I know this is Mental Health World Day.
I mean, but did anybody hear the absolute punchiness in this?
I mean, just come on.
Jesus Christ.
5-1-3-2-3 Asshole with a violin again, for Christ's sake.
You're not Charlie Daniels, all right?
You're not Charlie Daniels, so don't think about it.
817, what's up?
Yeah, Ghost, I have a question.
Go for it.
Keep on talking about how people, they need to make more money with a job and such.
But do you even have a job?
Because I never hear you speak about it.
Well, you idiot, I speak about it every first hour.
You're probably not here.
You're probably sitting there tickling your dingleberry-ritten asshairs when I'm explaining the prognostications of all the things that I'm doing.
Moreover, I own businesses, you asshole.
I just opened up a brand new brick-mortar business a couple of weeks ago and sold 75% of the merchandise because I speculated that the high-end retail market is exploding, and all you have to do is take a look at the stock prices of places like Tiffany's Jewelry.
I mean, I'm talking about these high-end retailers.
They're all going up the roof, and I'm making serious goddamn money.
All right, moreover, I'm a capitalist.
I don't just make money in one aspect, all right?
I've got brick-mortar businesses.
I've got real estate.
I've got a diversified portfolio.
I day trade.
I trade futures for Christ's sake.
Every waking moment of my life, every waking moment of my life is all about making freaking money.
All right?
I mean, that's all I live for, baby, because, you know, money makes the world go round.
All right.
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
If you're living out here in Austin, Texas, and you want to live lavish out here, you better be making over at least $200,000 a year, minimum.
I mean, if you want to be me, I mean, and that's just living in a one-bedroom apartment and being able to go out to eat every day.
Seriously, you've got to be making over $200,000.
All right?
Let me tell you something right now.
I'll make way over there.
Woo!
Goddamn, it feels good to be a capitalist, baby.
Good.
Cheers, everybody.
Cheers.
And you want to know why I spend every waking moment of my life trying to make money, huh?
Do you want to know why?
Because I've got to have it.
I got to have it.
Oh, my God.
I'm feeling great, man.
This is a great day here.
A great day.
It's probably one of the first days I've actually enjoyed doing the broadcast.
Can you believe this crap?
It's probably one of the first days in a long time I've actually enjoyed doing the broadcast.
First of all, I mean, you saw the bounce in today's markets.
I mean, Dow Jones Industrial's up 330 points.
All right?
I mean, you know, you got the SP up 2.5%.
You got the NASDAQ up 2.5%, baby.
That's what it's all about.
Or actually, it's up 3%, the NASDAQ.
And for all you idiots that are bitching and moaning and saying, Money isn't everything, ghost.
You're a loser.
You're a loser that can't get it.
All right?
And instead of taking some initiative and going to a library, reading, trying to learn how to make money, saving your capital, getting a freaking job, you just want to sit there and piss and moan and pretend that money means nothing to you.
You know?
Now, you got to pretend that money means nothing.
You're lying.
I know you're lying.
You know, you're lying your asses off.
Money's great.
I mean, let me tell you something.
I'm known all over 6th Street, baby.
I can go into any bar.
They already know what drink I like.
They got it there.
Boom.
You want to know why?
Because I tip these assholes like 20 bucks like it ain't no big deal.
And that's why they know me.
That's why they love me out there for Christ's sake.
I'm a big tipper.
You know what I'm saying?
They know me out here at Perry Steakhouse.
You understand?
Because I'm dropping about $400 a dinner out here with me and my wife going out there having some great steaks.
You know what I mean?
Lobster tail, baby.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
And not to mention.
Not to mention that I have to at least buy a couple of bottles of scotch.
And I'm talking about Johnny Walker blue label or some McAllen, you know, something very, very nice.
Chevy's blue label.
I mean, I have to have some very expensive ass scotch.
I just have to have it.
I'm sorry.
I mean, it's just what I do.
And I know people's feelings get hurt whenever I explain to them that Johnny Walker blue label is about $350, $400 a bottle.
But hey, I've got to have it.
Woo!
I love being a capitalist.
I mean, making money, baby.
That's what I do.
That's what I do, baby.
And I know everybody's feelings getting hurt and all this other nonsense, but tough titty, all right?
Tough titty, baby.
Radio Graffiti Swig00:15:57
All right?
There's only a few winners and a lot of losers, baby.
All right?
A lot of losers.
You don't have to stay a loser.
That's what's so beautiful about this country.
You don't have to stay a loser.
But the people that are losers, they don't want to take the initiative not to be a loser.
They just want things given to them for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
They want everything just given.
Here.
I want me given free money.
I want you to share your wealth with me.
You shove it up, your ass.
Shove it up, your ass.
I've got to have it.
Anyway, let me go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, all right?
Because I'm thinking about leaving early anyway because I don't really feel like broadcasting, you stupid stinking losers.
All right?
It's time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, baby, and I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
It's everybody's favorite time of the broadcast.
It's radio graffiti.
It is when you have the opportunity to participate in the broadcast.
And how you do so is by giving me a call right now, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
And when I call on your area code, when I call on your Skype name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you have to say on your mind, for Christ's sake.
And moreover, don't be a Helen Keller deaf mute.
When I call on your goddamn area code or I call on your Skype name, you better be ready.
All right?
You better be ready.
Let me take a swig of this here.
Good stuff.
All right, folks, let's take it from the top.
All right?
All right.
Let's get Tango Whiskey, Radio Graffiti.
I'm officially in bed.
Shut up.
Teeth Cancer, Radio Graffiti.
You know what I'm saying?
And it shows in him.
And you know the funny thing is?
Ghost is over here saying he's not a racist.
You go here.
Herman Sugar Cane.
Come on.
What the hell's wrong with Herman Sugar Cane, man?
It's like Sugar Ray Leonard.
It's like Sugar Ray Robinson, you assholes.
Jesus Christ.
Discard Skype, Radio Graffiti.
Not only does it remind me of watching my old father and mother, shut up.
Ken Masters, Radio Graffiti.
I'm waiting for you, ghost.
I'm waiting for you.
Well, keep waiting.
I'm not going to that freaking pissing ground in Europe.
CAPE 6565, Radio Graffiti.
I am your host, the Mandate Call Ghost.
You son of a bitch.
Real funny, Alexis.
Orp, what's going on, Orp?
How you doing, man?
The gold went up.
The door went down.
You're damn right.
Hey, Orp, it's good to hear from you, man.
You stay safe out there, all right?
All right.
All right, man.
Hey, we got Carlito Fly in the house.
Radio graffiti.
You're playing with your goddamn pecker shaft for 30 minutes there, for Christ's sake.
We got Sugar Cane, Radio Graffiti.
I'm the true king of all Mexicans.
Also, man, this is Mexican Mother.
Yeah, shut up.
Richard Mungler, Radio Graffiti.
You're just sitting there.
1-1-1, right?
What the hell?
We don't, we don't.
We don't want to hear Tchkovsky here.
111, Radio Graffiti.
When are you going to make a new avatar?
Well, I'm actually collecting all the people's attempts at avatars.
Believe it or not, we got a big response on those that are out there that actually want to redo the True Capitalist Radio Avatar.
We've got some great submissions.
I mean, I'm going through all of them.
A lot of people are actually, you know, they're actually making their own version.
They're actually making their own version of the True Capitalist Radio Avatar, for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you, I will make a decision on a new one here in the next couple of weeks.
So keep them coming.
You know, post them on the True Capitalist Army.
And if you don't post them on there, post them on another user-friendly photo site so we can take a look at them, see how they look.
And once again, once I choose the official avatar, it's 50-50, baby.
That's right.
I'm going to start putting this on goddamn t-shirts and mugs and all that crap.
50-50 prop, after cost profits, baby.
All right, let's continue.
Go.
Who else we got?
516, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, ghost.
Don't talk to me without my coffee.
Now, shut up.
347, Radio Graffiti.
We don't want to hear fruity music.
XTR, Radio Graffiti.
Brinko War, Radio Graffiti.
Magoni, Magnifoni.
Stupid remix, bastard.
215, Radio Graffiti.
Long live Karl Marx and long live the ideas that that man sent in the Communist Manifesto.
Now, shove it up, your ass, you idiot.
Shove it up, your ass.
I never said that.
You goddamn audio splicer.
214, radio graffiti.
Goddamn vibrator again.
435, radio graffiti.
This is a racist.
Spin it out, boy.
817, radio graffiti.
Why do you deny your racism?
I'm not racist, all right?
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
I am endorsing Herman Sugar Cane, baby.
Herman Sugar Cane for 2012 American President.
I am not a racist.
All right?
I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a nice guy!
God damn all you idiots!
Jesus Christ!
732, radio goddamn graffiti!
I heard.
I'm sorry.
Idiot.
916, radio graffiti.
Man, that's a that's Horny the Clown's kid or something.
That was a weak horn.
Uh, 561, radio graffiti.
Uh, hi, I wanted to talk about the uh Wall Street bailout thing first.
Well, too bad.
You sound too fruity.
718, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, what do you think of the Goofy Boner show?
What?
What about it?
623, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, we can't understand you there, Max Hedgeroo, alright?
347, Radio Graffiti.
Why do you no longer take calls from Goofy Bone?
Yeah, I don't see him on the goddamn screen here.
I don't see 408 on this son of a bitch, for Christ's sake.
I see no 408 numbers on here.
None.
I'll tell you one, I do see 213.
Is that you?
Hey, 213, 470.
Is that you?
Hey, Ghost.
Hey, that ain't 213.
I thought it was 213.
215, Radio Graffiti.
Shout out.
563, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I love your show.
Take it easy, man.
Hey, thanks a lot.
I appreciate it, man.
Who else we got?
8-5-0, Radio Graffiti.
I have no idea what the hell you just said there, you kraut.
that doesn't screw Your phone sucks.
Your phone sucks.
406, radio graffiti.
Hi, ghosts.
First time caller.
Great show, by the way.
It's encouraged me to start reading about investing and friendship is magic, so please keep it up.
Yeah, well, you know, shove your friendship is magic up, you're clogged up, rose-butted pooper.
813, radio graffiti.
I want to give a shout-out to Lord Fraser now.
Nobody really gives a crap about your shout-outs, you stupid loser.
313, Radio Graffiti.
You son of a bitch.
I can't say nothing.
I can't say nothing without you idiots making a remix about it.
I mean, how many remixes are out there for Christ's sake?
How many goddamn remixes?
Goddamn you shovel them!
Fucking atheist!
I freaking hate all of you, man!
My show is serious, goddamn business, for Christ's sake!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ, my nose is bleeding again.
God damn it!
You see what you idiots are doing to me!
You see what you idiot!
Goddamn nose is bleeding again!
Jesus Christ!
Oh, Jesus!
Ah, Christ!
Oh, my God, give me the mic!
Give me the goddamn mic!
God damn it, I gotta cut my nose down because you goddamn idiots are making me get nose micro pissing me off!
You dumb assholes.
We're going to get back right down to Radio Graffiti, all right?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I hate the goddamn taste of blood, man.
We got uh three four seven radio graffiti.
Hey, just playing with your goddamn peer, Paparoo.
Who else we got?
5-1-6, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, he'd be playing some Carlin' Daniels, boy.
He's playing some Carlin Daniels.
The devil went down Georgie.
He was looking for a solo steel.
He was at a bind because he's way behind.
He was waiting to make a deal.
With a young man, man, we messed shit up.
Anyway, who else we got?
We got 724, radio goddamn graffiti.
Hey, thanks for telling me that fruit basket.
I didn't send you no goddamn fruit basket, you fat jelly-ass bastard.
Who else we got?
We got 807, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, happy Thanksgiving from Canadia.
Screw Canadia.
All right, assholes.
Let me tell you something about you assholes from Canadia, all right?
Stop listening to me and stop calling me, all right?
I don't want people from Canadia listening to me, all right?
You idiots can go hump a dead moose and shove a moose antler up your ass because I don't want to hear from anybody from Canadia.
Sick of Canadia, man.
Stupid assholes.
You live in an ice hole, all of you.
You live in an ice hole.
Note party, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts!
I like little girls and boys, but that doesn't make me a pedophile, and I'm a brony.
Oh, Jesus Christ, here's this sick trans-testicle prick again.
What do you want?
I just wanted to tell you that I'm not a pedophile.
Well, okay, maybe you're not a pedophile, but you're, you know, a trans-testicle.
You know, you're tucking your sack back or you've cut it off or whatever the hell you've done to it, for Christ's sake.
Yeah, what about it?
I'm whacking my Twitter ass off to you right now.
Oh, you sick son of a kick.
Get this six out of it.
Get off for Christ's sake.
Sick son of a bitch.
405, radio graffiti.
Yeah, I just wanted to tell all the haters to go fuck themselves.
Yeah, thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it.
612, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, it's me again.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
How many numbers do you have, you goddamn trans-testicle?
Well, I just acquired two horses.
Six to ten.
What do you want?
What in the blue hell do you want?
I'm that friend of this magic, and you really need magic.
Get this trans-testicle.
Damn him!
And get him!
I'm ten steps away from my freaking butt crap for Christ's sake.
240, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, I got a proposition for you.
If I wire you $50, if you can turn it in over to yeah, exactly.
You don't even know what the hell you're saying.
You're stumbling over your own tongue, you uncertain prick.
Exxon Hawks, what's going on?
Radio Graffiti.
Will you let me go?
No, he will not let you go.
Let him go.
Good song, though.
Ken Masters, Radio Graffiti.
714 Radio...
All right.
Learn how to play some scales before you come up on here and try to play the guitar on it.
All right, come on.
347, radio graffiti.
Taking too long.
Teeth Cancer, Radio Graffiti.
We can't understand you.
111, Radio Graffiti.
The Rock, Radio Graffiti.
It's taking too long.
603, Radio Graffiti.
We get to see the MOOC.
Shut up, you damn Canadian bacon bastard.
All right?
Go stick a maple leaf up your goddamn dingleberry-ridden anal passage.
706, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I really think you need more ponies.
I think you really need a good kick in the ass so you can unfruit yourself.
614, radio graffiti.
Ashley, you'll be throwing your cat.
Oh, my.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This is his asshole friend.
Are you calling me from the tub again?
Who in the hell do I not call you from the tub, my good sir?
Oh, my God.
Take this ass and get him off and take about ten steps away from my freaking butt crap.
Why in the hell are you even listening to me in the tub?
What type of fruity ass crap is that for Christ's sake?
I can just imagine this disgusting asshole tub guy, you know, sticking a couple of fingers up a shit funnel listening to the True Capitalist radio broadcast because he's in complete freaking awe.
Complete freaking awe at the manly dominance that I'm just throwing around this goddamn broadcast like it ain't shit 863 radio graffiti.
Fuck you, cat.
That's old.
Tub Call In Chaos00:13:29
732 radio graffiti.
I want to say that my son.
We're not listening to splices.
Sorry.
702 radio graffiti.
What the hell you trying to do?
You trying to give me a blowjob over the phone there, you fruit ball?
201, radio graffiti.
Ghost, what are we going to do in the bed?
Shut up, you sick son of a bitch.
718, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I've got 742 remixes of you.
742 remixes.
Jesus Christ.
561, radio graffiti.
Filting potter, filting potter, filting potter.
Friendship.
Jesus Christ.
563, radio graffiti.
Ghost, what's your favorite song of all time?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't think I have a favorite song.
I mean, I like music in general, but I don't have a favorite song.
I'm sorry.
Or a favorite group.
I mean, there's a lot of badass groups that were audible signatures for certain periods of time.
But I can't really name a favorite song of mine.
I really can't.
478, Radio Graffiti.
I agree with 706.
You need more ponies.
Yeah, well, I think you need to shove them up your clogged up pooper.
318, Radio Graffiti.
Yo, go.
This is the Artistic.
I want to say good sell and shout out to the engineer.
Hey, hey, engineer, you got a shout out.
901, Radio Graffiti.
Gee, it sure is boring around here.
My boy.
Yeah, well, get the hell out of here.
Get out, then.
Get out!
Nobody asked you to be here anyway.
Who else do we got going on?
478, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, I want to give a shout out to everybody out here in Occupy LA, baby.
It's so hot right now.
Oh, hell yeah.
It's a ghetto capital.
You in Occupy LA right now?
Yeah, baby.
We try to get more money on IEBC, though.
Let me tell you something there, you fuck!
You tell all those folks out there that the capitalists will have their revenge!
The capitalists will laugh last.
I understand that.
And he who laughs last laughs best.
You understand that?
Now go on three and then we'll look at that ass.
Oh, my God.
There's so many thick white girls walking around, ghosts.
It's ridiculous.
You should see some of these girls.
Ghost, they got bad asses.
Oh, my God.
Get this asshole up.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
We don't care if you're in Occupy L.A. As a matter of fact, all you assholes that are going to these stupid events, you are life losers.
You need to get that through your thick, stupid, numb skulls.
I know that you've been drugged out by the Pros Act.
I know you've been drugged out by the Riddling.
I know you've been drugged out by the Metal Drugs.
But you stupid imbeciles need to look at yourself in the mirror and realize that you're wastes of human flesh.
That's why you're there as a loser.
That's why you're a loser in life.
You need to come to grips with this.
All of you that are listening in, that don't have what you wish you have, that don't have the implanted image of a perfect life that was incepted by Hollywood.
You need to blame yourselves.
You need to blame yourselves.
Silly bastard.
412, Radio Graffiti.
The town square is bustling and crowding busy ponies fill the street.
All the pony folks seem to have somewhere specific to get.
Do you see the over-feminization in that over-feminized fruit bowl voice?
Sick.
240, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, if I gave you $50, you can.
Shut up.
845, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, does capitalism mean that you're racist and a pussy?
Hey, why don't you put that disgusting dish rag whore that I hear in the bag?
Why don't you put her on the mic?
Oh, yeah.
I'm just watching Marlowe Pony in the background.
No, no, I hear some stupid Skankosaurus back there.
I hear her.
I hear her saying, racist.
Put that stupid slut on.
I want to talk to her.
No, that's i.carloa.
No, put that stupid skankosaurus slut that I heard in the background.
Put it on right now, there, you fruit bowl.
What the skankosaurus?
Yeah, who the skankosaurus?
You shouldn't even be listening to this broadcast anyway, you 11-year-old ballless prick.
707, radio graffiti.
Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal.
Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal.
You know, you assholes are jerks when it comes to that disgusting, despicable gay song that you just had there.
865, Radio Graffiti.
Hambone, fat, greasy ass hambo.
Your mom is a fat, greasy ass, smelly salmon.
Hambone.
832, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
412, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, fuck Christmas and the moochin-ass family members it brings to you.
Hey, I hear you, man.
Thanks a lot for calling in, man.
Who else we got going on?
347, what's up?
Disgusting, fappin' asshole.
215 Radio Graffini.
Capitalize this, Radio Graffiti.
Boles in the hockey night in Canada on CBC.
Nobody cares about dumbass Canadia, you assholes.
All right, anonymous, radio graffiti.
Goofy boat is the rap, what Asho is to troll ink.
Fuck boat.
Well man, you heard that.
502 radio graffiti.
Oh, do you know boys?
Do you like boys?
Yeah, we can't understand you.
712, radio graffiti.
Playing with your Peter Popper.
I mean, stop being a deaf mute, man.
626, radio gra uh 262, radio graffiti.
Yeah, hey, ghost, that's four.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
704, radio graffiti.
Hey, you're always saying you're getting in fights, but I think you're too shut up.
630, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, love the show.
It's nice to hear other collective mocks of Somme Air.
Now, shut up, alright?
I take a piss on Marks' grave.
What do you think about that?
Dat Panda, radio graffiti.
Yeah, my 15-inch John Holmes sausage hurts from Punny Your Son's asshole.
Yeah, you would be that homosexual, wouldn't you, there, you over-feminized fruity ass.
Let's see.
Who else we got?
Texas Troll, what's up?
Radio graffiti.
Penis, penis, venus, Yeah, real funny asshole.
315, radio graffiti.
Engineer is a spy.
Yeah, shove it up your clogged up, disgusting shit funnel, all right?
Tara Strong, radio graffiti.
I'm coming.
Jesus, you sick perverts.
Poop Slappington, radio graffiti.
Goddamn vibrator again.
Willie Nelson, what's up, radio graffiti?
If you love Herman Cave so much, you should just go and marry him.
Oh, my God.
You stupid lamer.
I hope you die tonight for saying that stupid loser-ass lame crap.
God, let's all bow our heads.
Bow our heads.
God, if you're listening in, could you please kill the last person that had just called saying that disgusting, despicable, useless, non-lulzy, disgusting sentence fragment?
I mean, please, God.
I mean, cancer of the cock.
You know, pancreatic cancer.
You know, I mean, anything.
Just please, God.
I mean, you know, let's let you do your work and just rid the world of these people that are ungrateful for their own significance in their own existence anyway.
All right?
Anyway, you know, think about it, God, and don't be a prick, all right?
Stop leaving us here with all these losers.
All right?
Stop leaving us here with all these mindless losers.
Anyway, let's see who else we got.
We got a 715, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I love Bernardo.
How about you?
I didn't even understand what you said, you stupid moron.
347 Radio Graffiti.
You stupid bastard.
Cosmo Brockington, radio graffiti.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Thank you.
Me, I shouldn't even be doing these minutes.
Hand me, get him off.
Get out of here.
You know what?
Screw all you bastards, all right?
Screw all of you bastards, alright?
I deserve more respect.
I mean, I'm a capitalist.
I'm a good, good goddamn capitalist.
Serve the respect, son of a bitches.
I deserve more respect than this.
Do you understand that?
I mean, all you stupid losers.
All right?
All you stupid losers that are out there trying to agitate my show.
All you wasted human life that think that we need to spread the wealth out here, all right?
You all just better wait.
All right, because I am listened to by tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
And more than 95% of those folks are capitalists.
Do you understand that?
Tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
And they're all capitalists, baby.
Do you understand that?
We're all capitalists.
And let me tell you something: I am warning.
And you can tell Occupy Wall Street, I said this.
You can tell Anonymous, I said this.
Their asshole days are numbered.
The capitalists will rise.
The capitalists will assert their authority.
And it's coming to a town near you.
It's coming to a town near you, baby.
We're not going to sit there and allow these stupid, disgusting vagabond losers to sit here and dictate policy out here.
You stupid sack of crap.
That's it.
That's it.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
Screw all you people, all right?
And I'm not giving, I'm not giving any chat shout-outs, all right?
Give me the guy.
Give me the mic for crashing.
Give me the goddamn mic.
All right, look, let me tell you something.
I'm out of here.
All right, let's implement chat room martial law right now and all you assholes because you deserve it.
All right, everybody out there, follow me on Twitter.
There's a Twitter name, Ghost Politics.
Follow me on Twitter, baby.
All right, and moreover, maybe, just maybe, there'll be a show tomorrow, but I don't know yet.
All right?
I don't know.
It depends on the kind of mood I'm in.
All right?
I really didn't appreciate what you assholes were doing here at the end of the broadcast one bit.
I did not appreciate it.
Stupid idiots.
And moreover, for all you folks that haven't had your fair fix of True Capitalist Radio, well, by God, go to the official website.
Go to the official archive of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, www.blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost, baby.
All right?
Go there.
Bookmark it.
Add it to your favorites for Christ's sake.
Every episode that I have ever conducted.
All right?
Every episode that I have ever conducted is there on archive, baby.
All right?
So go there.
And moreover, follow me on Twitter.
All right?
Follow me on Twitter, baby.
Anyway, I'm out of here.
I'm not going to sit here and waste any more time on you stupid, disgusting, pro-Occupy Wall Street losers, for Christ's sake.
Much props to all the capitalists that are listening to me throughout the world.
You are the only reason why I conduct this broadcast.
You're the only reason why I conduct this show on a consistent basis, the capitalists throughout the world.
Give me capitalism or give me death.
Do you understand that?
Give me goddamn capitalism or give me death.
Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
Screw all you damn trolls.
Screw all you losers, you dumb stupid loser.
I'm out of here.
Long live the capitalist movement and death to bronies.
I'm out of here.
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