Ghost dominates this August 23rd, 2011 episode by mocking the 5.9 Mineral, Virginia earthquake and attacking callers he labels "autistic peeps" or "bronies." He dismisses Ben Bernanke's Quantitative Easing Three, advises buying physical gold at pawn shops, and condemns corn ethanol subsidies. Ghost further ridicules the Discovery Channel's evolution theories, claims the moon landings were faked, and threatens lawsuits against critics while promoting blue-chip stocks and his Capitalist Army website amidst a barrage of offensive listener calls. [Automatically generated summary]
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This is True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
Hey, thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I did take the day off yesterday, you know, a little Monday day off from the broadcast because of some extracurricular business activities that I had to pertain to.
But once again, it is Taco Tuesday, episode number 134, for all the folks that are keeping track.
Actually, episode number 138.
Jesus Christ, where the hell am I getting it?
It's 138, 138 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Jesus Christ, and before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right, go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And boy, do we have a lot of things to talk about, folks?
I take one day off, and it looks like the whole world is going to hell in a handbasket, for Christ's sake.
But let's get to the positive points, folks, because I want to say, and I hate to keep reiterating this once again, but I hate to honk my own horn here, but beep beep.
All right, because did anybody take a look at the markets today, for Christ's sake?
I'm making money, baby.
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
Anyway, let me explain to all the folks that are not well acquainted with the stock market.
We had a dramatic sell-off about a couple of weeks ago where the Dow Jones Industrials hit about 10,000, probably about the mid-10,000 range.
And when everybody was, you know, running and selling like they're goddamn chickens with their heads cut off, and you had this helter-skelter market, this pussy-whipped investment community basically selling off on a whim for Christ's sake.
I was telling everybody that is listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast and wants to make some serious money and live lavish to start utilizing these sell-off opportunities.
When all the investors start leaving the market, that's when you should start entertaining some investment opportunities to start bottom feeding on this goddamn pussy-whipped investment community.
And if you would have listened, all right, if you would have listened to this man right here, you'd be making some serious freaking money, for Christ's sake.
Before we get in today's markets, we saw yesterday's markets close up modestly on the plus side.
But today, folks, was just an unbelievable increased spike in the equities markets, for Christ's sake.
And whether you're a day trader, long-term investor, you know, options trader, whatever financial instrument you're investing in this market in, unless you were a shorter, unless you were a shorter, you were making some serious goddamn money today.
Now, let's get to the Dow Jones Industrials.
The Dow Jones Industrials, folks, believe it or not, closed out at 322.11 points on the plus side.
That's an increase of 322.11 points, a percentage increase of 2.97% on the day.
I mean, what was I telling you people about two weeks ago when the investors were leaving?
I was saying, if you have any sense in your brain, you'll be investing in some of these bottom-feeding opportunities.
And I sincerely hope, I sincerely hope that the folks that were listening in out there were, because you'd be making some serious money right now, goddammit.
All right?
You'd be making some serious damn money, especially in the blue chip sector.
But let's continue going, shall we?
The Dow Jones Industrials closes out today at 11,176.80 points.
Let's go to the S ⁇ P. S ⁇ P on the upside, 38.53 points, a percentage increase of 3.43% on the day, closing out the S ⁇ P at 1,162.35 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
The NASDAQ, once again, one of the most healther, stealthierist, roller coastery type of markets you can get in, got the big gains.
It was up today 100.68 points for the NASDAQ.
100.68 points for the NASDAQ.
A percentage increase of 4.29% on the day.
Can you believe that?
4.29% on the day, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,446.06 points.
So once again, folks, I sincerely hope that you ass clowns that are out there listening to the sound of my voice, hopefully you're taking some of this financial insight, some of this advice that I'm giving out free, absolutely free.
Believe it or not, you'd actually have to pay these assholes in the investment community to get this kind of advice.
I sincerely hope that you use this analysis and entertain the appropriate investment plays so you can get some serious freaking money and not be like these milky-licking pink willy playing jerk dicks that are waiting for handouts from the government for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, I don't know about you folks.
I got to have it, baby.
You understand?
That's what motivates me.
I got to have it.
You understand?
I told people, look back in the archive, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
When everybody was getting out of the market, for Christ's sake, two weeks ago, I was telling people to go in.
I was telling people to go in for Christ's sake.
And if you'd listen, you'd be making some serious money.
And let me tell you, this summer, not only in this summer, but in the month of May, I prognosticated by the end of this year, we're going to see 13,500 in the Dow Jones Industrials.
And I know that people were tweeting me, they were emailing me, they were asking me, do you still stick to that prediction, ghost?
Do you still believe that at the end of the year, the Dow Jones Industrials will close out at 13,500?
You're goddamn right.
You're goddamn right.
I'm sticking to it.
As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if it went above that.
I think that we have a very undervalued equities market at this point in time.
We've got a pussy-whipped investment community.
And if I were you, folks, all right, if I were you, I would start entertaining plays at this point in time because I'm telling you, we are going to see a rally.
And what's causing this rally, per se?
Well, Ben Bernanke this past Friday spoke to some economic, at some economic symposium at Jackson Hole, Montana or Wyoming or one of those states out there.
But in this economic symposium, he's hinting.
He's hinting towards, guess what, folks?
What have I been saying?
What have I been saying?
Quantitative easing three, baby.
And let me tell you, it's not good for the monetary system, another phase of quantitative easing.
And I've been saying this for a long period of time, folks, that the value of the dollar has been depleting.
And when everybody was selling off a couple of weeks ago, I was wondering where in the hell the investors are putting their assets.
I mean, if they're leaving it in liquid, they are going to lose money because the rate of inflation is completely astronomical at this point in time.
But let me explain.
Let me explain something here.
If quantitative easing three is implemented this Friday to supposedly hedge off any kind of depression or a great recession, you watch these goddamn stocks take off like a bat out of hell, baby.
You understand?
You watch these equities markets go off like a bat out of hell, for Christ's sake.
Just like I told people three or four weeks ago to start riding this gold bubble, baby.
Gold.
You need to start heeding the word that true capitalist radio puts out so you can entertain these financial investments, folks.
This is not a joke.
All right?
Don't be like these other idiots out here that are pacifying their life with meaningless props.
You know, like, oh, look, I'm going to troll this guy.
And, oh, look at me.
I'm some fat, jelly-ass, pimple-faced, red-headed, four-eyed, freckle-faced loser.
And look at me.
My life is so significant now that I've got a connection to the outside world via the internet.
Oh, yes.
Well, these idiots are becoming a complete and utter just a moocher of society.
You should be going out there living lavish, baby.
There should be no reason why you're living lavish.
There should be no reason why you're not living lavish, for Christ's sake.
If you're not living lavish, it's your goddamn fault.
Especially if you're listening to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I'm giving you advice.
I'm shooting pearls here.
I'm shooting pearls to everybody.
And it's up to you.
It's up to you to utilize the advice and the insight and the analysis that I give on this broadcast.
It's up to you to use it.
And if you're not going to use it, then don't be crying when you're there at the bread line and Big Brother government gives you diddly.
All right?
All right?
You just wait.
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake because, you know, the equities markets on the plus side, even Europe was seeing some plus numbers.
The FTSE 100 is up 34.12 points, a percentage increase of 0.67%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,129.42 points for the day.
Now let's get to the commodities, shall we?
Now, of course, you would think that you would see a pop in equities.
You'd see some sell-offs in commodities, right?
Wrong.
Absolutely not.
Look at energy, for Christ's sake.
Let's begin with Brent Crude Futures.
They're up $1.48, a percentage increase of 1.37% closing out Brent Crude, the oil consumed by Europe and Asia, closing out at $109.84 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Let's go to gasoline futures.
They have popped up dramatically today.
They are up $23, a percentage increase of 2.53% on the day.
Once again, I'm saying, you know, we've been talking about positive numbers here in the gasoline futures for a long period of time.
At some point, that's going to reflect in the gas pump price here pretty soon.
So be expecting a spike in gas just based upon the futures prices at this point in time.
We got heating oil futures up $4.93.
That's a percentage increase of 1.69%.
We've got natural gas futures popping up dramatically today.
Did anybody see natural gas?
It was popping up.
It is up 10 cents, a percentage increase of 2.65% on the day.
And let's get to WTI Sweet Crude, folks, because WTI Sweet Crude is the oil consumed by North America, which is refined into gasoline, which reflects on the cost of petroleum.
So let's continue going.
We got WTI Sweet Crude up $1.50 today, a percentage increase of 1.78%, closing out the day at $85.92 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
Once again, when we were seeing these retractions in the markets, we started seeing a retraction also in WTI Sweet Crude.
And I was suggesting that that's a good thing.
When you have a low gasoline price, you have low energy costs, it's going to be more probable for the consumer sentiment to take out their ride and go out and have a freaking meal at a restaurant or go out and have a movie, go out shopping.
When you see high energy costs, you better well know that everybody's just going to stay inside, play with their Peter Popper, and obviously consume less goods to offset the amount of money that they're spending on the gas pump.
So once again, when we see increases in WTI sweet crude, in my personal opinion, it could have a damper effect on the economy.
Let's continue going, shall we?
We got agriculture.
Let's go to the agriculture features.
We got canola up $1.80.
$1.80 for canola.
Cocoa is up dramatically.
I don't know what the hell's going on there, but it is up $96, a percentage increase of 3.15% on the day for cocoa futures.
For all you speed freaks that need your coffee, you know, you stupid cherkoffs that try to make an excuse for you being such jerk dicks in the morning.
Dude, don't talk to me without my coffee, please.
Just don't talk to me without my coffee.
Shove it up your ass.
Anyway, it's gone up today, baby.
All right?
All you $9 Starbucks coffee shop jerk dicks.
Coffee is up $3.25, a percentage increase of 1.21% on the day for coffee.
Corn is up, goddammit, with this corn price.
Corn is up $9, a percentage increase of 1.23% on the day.
And, you know, I'm sick and tired of this corn price going up.
You know, and the only reason it's going up, folks, is because our goddamn government is subsidizing this corn ethanol program.
All right.
They're using our tax dollars to basically turn food into gasoline or actually ethanol, not necessarily gasoline, but an alternative petroleum source.
We're taking food and burning it so we can fuel our gas guzzlers.
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That's basically what it comes down to.
Do you understand?
I mean, it's just disgusting.
It's pathetic.
All right.
Our government should be ashamed of itself while it's touting that, oh, people are in poverty and we've got to give out more little food cords and we've got to give out more government cheese and we've got to give out more food stamps.
Meanwhile, the price of food is going up because you idiots in the government are subsidizing the burning of half of the corn, for Christ's sake.
And if you take a look at the ingredients of anything that you consume, why don't you take a look at how many of those products have high fructose corn syrup, which is a substitute for actual sugar cane.
All right?
So whenever you see these corn prices rise, you're going to see that rising in corn reflect on the price of everything that uses that as a component for its retail product.
So once again, corn is up, for Christ's sake.
It makes me sick.
Cotton is down, though.
Cotton is down $1.21, a percentage decrease of 1.14%.
I know we've been seeing some negative numbers in cotton, and I've been saying, you know, hopefully this means that we're going to see some better-looking attire instead of this like eight times too small showing man boobs, Ed Hardy t-shirt, Amber Crombie Fitch fruity ass crap that's been shoved out my goddamn face for far too long at this point in time.
So there should be no excuse for any of the designers, any of these fruity asses that, you know, sew material together and make a shirt or something.
Maybe, just maybe, you idiots can make something that actually fits these ass clowns walking America today.
I'm sick and tired of seeing these idiots.
I mean, they look like fruity bastards.
You know, I mean, they got these shirts that are way too tight for them.
Have you seen these Ed Hardy shirts?
Man, they've got a freaking carp and some Chinese writing, and these idiots are paying $90 a t-shirt for this crap.
All right, showing man boobs.
I mean, have you seen this Amber Crombie Fitch stuff?
I mean, are they trying to turn every male into a poop shoot-loving Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies underpants having fruity ass?
I'm just saying, I mean, let's get to some real attire that actually suits the times at this point in time.
Anyway, let's continue going, goddamn cotton.
Who else do we got?
We got wheat futures up $19.25 for wheat.
That's a percentage increase of 2.28% on the day.
We've got sugar increasing modestly 3 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.10% on the day.
Soybean futures are up $12.
Lumber futures are up modestly, $2.30.
Oat futures, you notice everything that we eat is going up.
Have you noticed this trend?
Anyway, oat is up $10, a percentage increase of 2.75% on the day.
We've got soybean oil futures up very modestly, 3 cents on the day.
And it looks like the Ellen DeGenereses and the Rosie O'Donnells and the Bulldykes came to the wool futures market today because wool is up $6, for Christ's sake.
So that's pretty good news for all the carpet munchers out there.
They like to go down in a few muffs every now and then.
Let's get to the metals, shall we?
The metals.
Let's get to the metals.
We've got copper up $5.35, a percentage increase of 1.35%.
Now, we saw a major sell-off on gold, which is a somewhat of a traditional investment reflection on what the market used to oblige itself pendulum-wise.
You know, traditionally, in the old investment, prior to all this quantitative easing, prior to the bailouts, prior to the 2008 crash, prior to Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, prior to all this government intervention, prior to all this garbage, traditionally, when you saw increases in equities, you would see a decrease in commodities.
And those commodities basically were oil and metals.
You know, that's basically justified the decrease in commodities.
Well, that's not happening anymore.
You know, you're seeing just completely off the charts, helter-skelter, investment community not knowing where the hell to put their assets in.
And it's reflecting in all these prices out here.
Now, once again, copper is up.
Now, gold, I don't know if you saw yesterday, folks, but gold even, what was it, it topped $1,900 yesterday at one point in days trading, $1,900 per troy ounce, for Christ's sake.
Well, we saw a major sell-off because we saw so much increases in the equities.
People are cashing out the profits that they're making in gold right now, putting it in the equities market.
Gold is down $59.70, a percentage decrease of 3.16% on the day, closing out gold at $1,832.20.
And let me tell you something.
This is very temporary.
This is just one of those things that the investors are reacting on.
You know, in essence, we are going to continue to see an increase in this gold price.
And the only way that we're not going to is if the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, the CME group, decides to do what it did in April of 2011, which is increase the margin requirements for trading gold and silver, which is one of the most unprecedented things I had ever seen that exchange do, and it should still be ashamed of itself for doing.
But other than that, I still see this gold going up, baby.
It's going up.
And you want to know why it's going up, folks?
Well, let's just take into consideration that you've got a lot of hyper-sensationalism and a lot of accumulation of this particular commodity.
All right.
You just take a look at any of the news media that you look at.
You take a look at the commercials.
It's some jerk dick either trying to buy, sell, or trade you gold for Christ's sake.
All right.
So just looking at that shows you that there is an obvious demand in the accumulation of gold.
But the inflation, folks, the inflation.
If this government continues to print money, if this government continues to be fiscally irresponsible and we debase the monetary system, well, by default, gold will continue to rise.
And at this point in time, we've got so many outstanding currency notes just floating around out here in the money markets, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I still think that gold is undervalued at this point in time.
And if our individuals that want to make a little bit of money out here without taking too much risk, I still think that it is time to continue to ride that gold bubble.
You understand?
Ride that gold bubble, baby.
Let me tell you, if you want to make some profits on gold, just ride it.
Accumulate it in any fashion possible.
Now, people have been emailing me up saying, look, Ghost, you say all this market advice.
You say all these things.
I don't know how to get into it.
I don't know what to do.
Well, the simple thing to do when investing in gold, in my personal opinion, and I know that this sounds kind of untraditional, but it's still.
You're accumulating the commodity.
You go to the damn pawn shop, all right, because pawn stores, believe it or not, they mark up gold on a profit-margin basis.
They don't sell gold based upon the market price or the market value of the gold at the time.
So you can actually make, all right?
You can actually make some serious capital by wheeling and dealing some gold.
And always remember that at pawn stores, you can talk down the price.
You can haggle at pawn stores.
Do you understand?
You can go in there and say, I want this, I want that, I want that, and make an offer.
And these idiots will take it.
And you're going to actually accumulate and purchase gold below market value.
And you just put it in some goddamn safe somewhere.
Make sure you tell nobody about it because I don't know if you heard this.
The Poe in America, they're not robbing you today for your goddamn money anymore.
Have you heard about this?
The Poe in America are out here robbing you for your chains now.
You know, chain snatching has gone up through the roof.
I don't know if you folks are familiar with this.
So don't tell anybody that you got any gold.
Don't tell anybody that you got any stash.
I don't care if you're trying to impress some bimbo.
Don't do it.
That's the easiest way to get into the gold game.
And then once you see these gold prices at about 2,500, 2,700, possibly 2,000, that's when you liquidate all that gold you bought at about $1,800, $1,900, and you make some serious goddamn money.
Do you understand?
That's capitalism, baby.
That's capitalism.
But I'm still saying, folks, I'm still bullish on gold.
Once again, I am tentative, though.
I think that everybody should always watch their gold investments because this is a bubble.
This is over speculation that's happening here.
I'm going to be the first one to admit it.
You've got assholes pumping and dumping gold.
Not just the assholes on TV like Glenn Beck and Savage and all these other idiots, but even jerk dicks that are trying to hyper-sensationalize gold in the underground alternative media markets like Alex Jones and all these other jerk dicks that are claiming that, oh, yeah, you've got to sell everything you got.
You've got to put it into gold.
You've got to put it into gold.
I mean, you know, it's just ridiculous.
It is just unbelievably freaking pathetic.
You know, and the justification behind this gold pump and dump is the fact that gold is, according to Alex Jones and all those in the alternative media, that it is an uncorruptible, and I'm quoting here, an uncorruptible currency, gold.
An uncorruptible currency.
Now, I'm going to tell you, and I'm going to be perfectly honest with you, I'm riding this gold bubble based upon this hypersensationalism.
But let's be honest here.
Gold is nothing more than a shiny freaking rock.
All right?
I mean, there is a minor industrial component to gold.
I think silver and copper have more industrial components to itself than gold.
It's just a freaking shiny rock.
All right?
Now, if you want to talk about uncorruptible, all right, why don't you take a look at when the Spaniards, you know, back in the monarch of Castile, when they funded the voyage for, you know, some stupid idiot Italian WOP out of Italy named Christopher Columbus, all right?
They funded his voyage in hopes of finding a new passageway to India and China.
And as a result, came across the new world, which was what we are now living in today, North and South America.
Well, once the Spaniards realized that they had, you know, found the Incas, the Mayas, and the Aztecs, they realized that there was an abundant amount of gold that these civilizations had mined.
They utilized it in a lot of their royalty garb or their higher elitist garb, so to speak.
They prayed to golden gods in South America.
And let me tell you, the Spaniards were salivating in their pants.
All right?
So what did they do?
They sent conquistadors out there to slaughter and kill the entire civilizations so that they can take all their gold, for Christ's sake.
And what happened to the Spaniards after that, huh?
Well, the Spaniards, yeah, they were the country with the most gold, but they flooded the goddamn market in Europe with gold.
I mean, you're talking about an uncorruptible currency?
The same thing that's happening right now with the goddamn dollars happened back in Castile, back when they funded Christopher Columbus's voyage, back when the damn conquistadors conquered the South American tribes and brought the gold back to Europe.
I mean, they flooded the market with Europe, flooded the gold, flooded the market of freaking Europe with gold is what I'm trying to think of.
Damn it!
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what I'm telling you is, folks, is that don't believe the hype.
All right?
If you're going to invest in gold, invest in the bubble and ride the bubble.
Don't believe the hype.
Don't back an IRA with gold.
Don't go out and sell everything you got and put it into gold.
It is the most stupidest idea ever.
History has shown us that gold is not a quote-unquote uncorruptible currency.
I think people need to take a history lesson.
All right?
Because remember, Spain thought they were going to be the dominant force of Europe once they conquered all this gold.
They thought they were going to be the richest empire in Europe.
But what happened, folks?
A little island called England decided to fund a voyage under a company called the London Tea Company.
And they decided to send settlers out there to North America.
And they realized during these voyages and during these times when individuals were actually, you know, selling everything they got to go to the new world, they realized that in North America, there was a lot more than gold.
All right?
There was a lot more than gold out there.
You understand what I'm saying?
They realized that it was not about gold.
It wasn't about, oh, yeah, we got all the gold.
It was about the exchange of goods and services.
And right then and there, they realized that in America, North America, they had natural resources that were unfounded, uncirculated in Europe.
And I'm talking about corn.
I'm talking about indico.
I'm talking about tobacco.
I'm talking about all these different commodities that weren't circulating in Europe.
Europe had no idea about tobacco until Christopher Columbus came to the new world.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
While Spain was sitting on all their gold because the conquistadors basically slaughtered a bunch of tribes down in South America and Mexico, the Europeans are actually the English decided, well, you know what?
We're going to be the dominant force of natural resources, much like the Chinese and the Indians from India were during all the time before the Industrial Revolution.
And that's what made England and the British such a dominant force in world history.
That's why they became imperialists.
You understand?
Because they knew that it wasn't about accumulation of gold.
It was about progress in the exchange of goods and services.
That's all there is to it.
So all these idiots that are out here, they want to sip on the Alex Jones Kool-Aid.
I can see them here.
They're flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers saying, oh, no, gold is the greatest thing of all time.
And you're an NWO show because you don't believe that gold is the uncorruptible currency.
Well, you idiots think that.
I mean, you know, that's the thing about freedom.
You know, that's the thing about freedom.
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You have the freedom to go out and lose your goddamn shirt.
The problem is, we got a whole country of asshole losers in this country.
And now, instead of taking their ball and going home, they're trying to piss on the whole freaking game.
And you want to take a look at what I'm talking about?
I mean, have you taken a look at some of the most popular articles on Yahoo?
You know, what is it, 15% of the American people are collecting food stamps?
Huh?
Can you believe this crap?
15% of the American population are collecting food stamps for Christ's sake.
And these idiots in this article are trying to justify it by saying, oh, well, I got to bite my pride.
I got to swallow my pride.
And I got to go out and collect food stamps because of my kids.
My kids.
Jesus Christ.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just, I'm sick of losers, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sick of you people.
You know, I mean, you don't have to stay a loser, folks.
Folks, you know, you can just, you know, dust yourself off, realize what you did wrong, and do it all over again.
And I know there's a lot of people out here that don't like to do that.
They just like to sit on their fat ass and smoke weed and watch cartoons all day.
But the bottom line is, we live in a system to where if you lose in the game, you can kind of just dust yourself off, make yourself right, and go back into the game.
But no, these jerks out here in loser shitbag junkyard America want to sit here and take a piss on the whole freaking game because, oh, it's not right.
I tried to live this dream that was implanted in my head that Hollywood suggested to me.
And when I tried to live that dream, I lost my ass.
I lost my house, my car, and I lost my ass, so it's not fair.
So if I can't have it, no one can have it.
No one can have it.
So you know what?
I'm not even going to let them win.
I'm not going to let the losers win.
That's why I do this broadcast.
I do this broadcast in hoping of sparking synapses of those that actually have integrity and don't want to wait in some freaking breadline waiting for big brother government to give you a goddamn loaf.
I'm talking to the individuals that are actually making contribution to this civilization.
You understand?
I'm talking about the individuals that are actually going out and being productive.
And I don't know what does it take for you to be productive in today's world?
Well, by God, go out and freaking work.
You understand?
Go out and freaking work.
It's not that hard to do.
All right?
I mean, I will fight and die with the capitalists.
And what makes you a capitalist?
Well, by God, you've got to be able to make your own money, whether you're working, whether you've got your own business.
Well, it doesn't matter how you're making your capital, as long as you're making capital.
Another thing that makes you a capitalist is if you're not collecting one red cent from the government, you're not collecting any entitlements.
And of course, folks, last but not least, you're paying taxes.
Yeah, that's right, folks.
I mean, don't you find it disgustingly ill that the losers of America seem to have more control over the money that you pay?
And it's not even voluntary taxes.
I mean, they strip it.
They take it from your check.
All right?
And if you don't pay your taxes, you go to jail and you go to jail for a long freaking time.
But don't you think it's rather disgusting that these pathetic wastes of human life that want to give nothing but excuses for their own laxadaisical approach to this realm, don't you find it disgustingly ill that these pieces of garbage actually have the audacity to sit over here and think they have authority over us, the capitalists, the individuals that actually inspire productivity, inspire innovation, inspire creativity, for Christ's sake?
It's disgusting, you know?
It's pathetic.
How to Start Trading Stocks00:05:07
Anyway, let me get through the freaking market so I can get some goddamn calls for Christ's sake.
Anyway, gold, $1,832.20 per Troy ounce.
Silver is down today.
It is down $1.39, a percentage decrease of 3.22% on the day, closing out silver at $41.97 per Troy ounce.
Let's get to the livestock.
Live cattle futures are down 47 cents, a percentage increase, excuse me, a percentage decrease of 0.41%.
We've got cattle feeder futures down 27 cents.
We've got, for all you fat, jelly-ass bastards that like to shove a couple of hembones down your damn gullet, lean hog futures are down 82 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.93%.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
And let me tell you, I don't know about you folks, but I've been capitalizing.
You understand?
I've been making some serious capital.
Now, before we start taking calls, I've been getting a lot of emails, a lot of tweets from individuals on how to get into the game.
How do I get into the game, Ghost?
I don't know how to trade stocks.
You know, I don't know how to capitalize on these investments and these analyzations and this insight that you provide.
Well, it's very simple.
Very simple.
First of all, you've got to be over the age of 18, all right, because unfortunately, because of the law of the land, anybody who's under the age of 18 cannot basically go into a contractual agreement without parental consent, believe it or not, all right?
But you've got to be over the age of 18.
And once again, if you want to start trading stocks, I strongly advise you to trade your own stocks.
Do not go to some investment blowhard who's not going to give two rats' asses about where your money's going, how much it's making, so on and so forth.
I mean, it boggles my mind that how many assholes just give their entire nest egg to some jerk like Bernie Madoff, you know, and say, oh, here's all my money.
Can you take that money and make more money?
I mean, that is just most stupidest.
And then they're pissed that this idiot ran a Ponzi scheme with it.
Then they're like, oh, it's not fair.
I want my money back.
Bullshit.
You idiots are the goofs that gave your money to this idiot.
All right?
You took a risk.
This idiot decided he wanted to play some ridiculous, stupid Ponzi scheme game with it.
There should be no reason why you assholes should get your money.
And you know, I have no compassion for anybody who lost money with Bernie Madoff.
None whatsoever.
You people deserve to get your money lost.
You people are idiots.
Anybody who gives their entire nest egg to some stupid idiot you barely know so that he can quote unquote make you more money, you deserve to lose that money.
You deserve to be in the poorhouse.
You deserve to be in a goddamn breadline or in a freaking soup kitchen.
But anyway, don't be like those schmucks.
If anybody's going to lose your money, you should lose your money.
You understand?
Don't let Bernie Madoff, he didn't only lose their money, he got rich.
He's a billionaire on their money, for Christ's sake.
I mean, this guy's going to go to jail for what, 15, 20 years.
I mean, at least this guy's got 20 years of great, lavish, billionaire living lifestyle experience to kind of pass his time when he's sitting there playing with his Peter in federal prison.
You understand?
So what I'm saying to you, and to anybody who wants to start investing, do your homework.
Read, read, read.
Analyze companies.
Look at trends.
Observe markets.
I mean, look at what people are purchasing.
Look at what people are buying.
Look at the trends of anything, whether it be a specific clothing line, whether it be a specific technological gadget.
I mean, these are the things that you have to calculate.
There are so many factors that you have to basically go into and calculate that this is why this game of the stock market is so it's so complex for me.
I just don't understand it.
Because you've got to do a freaking reading.
You've got to freaking read a little bit.
Big deal.
You get yourself a brokerage account.
Now, there are a whole bunch of brokerage accounts out there, folks.
A whole bunch of them.
I don't want to give out any specific one because none of them are paying me.
Maybe if one of them was paying me, maybe I'll, you know, I'd say, hey, this is the greatest brokerage account to get in modern day America, but I'm not.
Just look up brokerage firms or brokerage accounts.
All you got to do is sign up with one of these sons of bitches.
In about $500, I think, or $1,000, depending on the limitation of the brokerage firm.
And believe it or not, you can start trading stocks from your computer right then and there.
Do you understand that?
Once the money's in the account at a specific brokerage firm, you can start trading stocks from your computer.
East Coast Earthquake Fears00:15:25
All right?
It's as simple as that.
And if you want to be a stock trader, well, by God, you need to read.
You got to do research.
You got to know what's going on.
You got to buy low, sell high, baby.
Do you understand?
Anyway, let me move on to some other news out here.
Anyway, that's basically how you get into the stock markets.
It's very simple.
It's not that hard.
I want to talk a little bit about this 5.9 earthquake that shook the East Coast of the United States today.
Did anybody hear about this?
I'm sure you've heard about it, but was anybody around, has anybody living in the East Coast, felt this crap?
Apparently, it's one of these really huge earthquakes that was felt all along the East Coast, excuse me.
The epicenter of it was in a place called Mineral, Virginia.
All right, Mineral, Virginia, for Christ's sake.
And it extended the shockwaves of this Pacific earthquake extended into Virginia, Washington, D.C., New York, North Carolina, North Carolina.
Come on and raise it.
But seriously, man, I mean, you know, this was a horrible earthquake that shook the entire East Coast.
And that's on top of this Hurricane Irene about to hit the East Coast, for Christ's sake.
So let me tell you something.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
I ain't never heard of such a thing.
When I heard this, this was in the middle of a market rally.
I was day trading at the time.
I have all these computers.
I got TVs in the office, making sure I am fully aware of everything while I'm day trading.
And when I heard this goddamn earthquake in the East Coast, I was like, good God, the East Coast?
I mean, it rattled Washington, D.C.
I mean, they were in the middle of the press conference of the Dominique Strauss-Kahn little dismissal.
Did y'all hear about this?
You know, the former head of the International Monetary Fund, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, well, you know, this guy is no longer going to be charged with rape.
Apparently, they dropped the charges from him banging that broad from Djibouti in that hotel room for Christ's sake.
And not to mention, what about him having these?
But anyway, we're in the middle of that press conference announcing that Dominique Strauss-Kahn's case was going to be dismissed.
And right in the middle of that press conference, man, they started feeling the goddamn earthquake.
They thought it was a bomb.
People were, you know, their eyes were wide open.
People were scared shitless.
And let me tell you something.
If I was in the East Coast at this point in time and felt the freaking earthquake in D.C. and New York, I'd be a little concerned also.
So once again, a 5.9 earthquake hits Mineral, Virginia and extends all throughout the East Coast, folks.
And this is a very scary situation.
You've got people in the East Coast that are not used to this.
They're not used to this kind of California, you know, oh, it's just a minor earthquake type of situation.
And not to mention, folks, that what does this mean for the people in the East Coast?
Does it mean that they have to go and get earthquake insurance, which is one of the most unprecedented insurances to buy in this particular region of the United States?
You know, because you have to think, if you were in this earthquake and suffered some property damage, the insurance company isn't going to give you a dime because...
Well, sir, you didn't buy the earthquake insurance.
You know, the earthquake policy.
You didn't buy that, so we're not paying for none of this shit.
I'm not joking.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
What is this earthquake?
Not only do we have an earthquake, you got Hurricane Irene, which is now a category three, for Christ's sake, about to hit the coast of Florida.
And it's supposed to, according to reports, according to these freaking weathermen, you know how they're reliable they are, it's supposed to extend from Florida and it's going to go all the way up the East Coast for Christ's sake.
I'm talking about Long Island.
I'm talking about New York, Maine.
So it's going to be some interesting times here within the next couple of days to see what happens and transpires, not just from this hurricane, but if there's going to be any other aftershocks from this unprecedented earthquake that we've had here in the East Coast.
I mean, it shocked the East Coast.
Even Barack Obama, according to reports, felt it at Martha's Vineyard.
So that just goes to show you how far this earthquake has shook the East Coast.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
What do you think about this earthquake?
5.9 earthquake in the East Coast, rattling the whole goddamn East Coast.
I mean, that's just got to be a little eerie, a little scary at this point in time.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
All right, let me see if anybody is a bunch of trolls.
I know I'm going to get a bunch of little agitators.
I know I'm going to get a bunch of prank callers.
All right?
But this is serious business, ass clowns.
Do you understand that?
This is serious business.
We got a 5.9 earthquake that shook the entire East Coast.
All right?
So I want to know what the hell you have to say about it.
This is serious business here.
All right?
So let's take some calls now.
646-652-4869.
We got AeroCoat 214 on the horn.
What's up?
Um, Namaj, how are you doing?
Not too bad.
What do you think about the earthquake?
I don't know.
It is pretty weird that it hit the East Coast like that.
And I don't know.
That really is.
That has to be pretty scary.
You're damn right.
I mean, the epicenter of it was in Mineral, Virginia, and it extended all the way up the East Coast.
I mean, they felt it in New York.
I mean, they evacuated buildings from Washington, D.C. to New York, for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is scary.
Yeah, if it that would be bad if it hit Florida, because, I mean, given the, you know, the hurricane as well, did it hit Florida?
Yeah, I'm not too worried about those people in Florida.
I mean, literally, that's like the colon of America.
We're not missing too much in Florida anyway, but the other parts of the East Coast, I mean, good Lord, right?
Yeah, that's well, actually, no, because, I mean, West Virginia, some of the places that are a little bit farther inland are full of hicks and, you know, picks.
Are you from Florida by any chance?
Is that why you're taking offense to this?
First off, no, I am not.
Oh, well, I mean, look, I'm sorry, you know, if your grandma retired out there in Florida and, you know, I don't know, you got a little upset.
Look, I don't like people from Florida, all right?
They're assholes.
All right?
The literal colon of America is in Florida.
I mean, it's geologically positioned as the colon of America.
I mean, just look at it.
It looks like a colon.
And it's no coincidence that the human crap is all funneling itself down there in that direction, for Christ's sake.
So anyway, I'm sorry if your grandma's down there.
I'm sure she'll be all right.
You know, as a matter of fact, I mean, how would you want grandma taken out anyway, huh?
Don't you want her to be taken out like quick and fast and not sitting there suffering from s her disease that turns her insides into liquid shit?
Anyway, a 571, you're on the air.
What do you think about this earthquake?
I wish that aircraft were hitting Texas.
Well, it's too bad that you got some ghetto ass computer that you bought from the swap meet son, all right?
You know, get in with the now, all right?
Jesus Christ.
914, what's up?
You're on the air.
I wish the epicenter was Texas.
Oh, you wish the epicenter was Texas, huh?
Well, let me tell you something right now.
We're suffering from one of the worst droughts in our history.
And are we bitching?
Are we complaining?
Are we out here like most of these other states would be?
Oh, we need federal disaster relief.
It's not fair.
We're suffering from a drought.
Hell no.
We're just brushing it off.
You know what us Texans are telling nature?
Hey, nature, is that all you got?
You got a drought?
Well, bring it on, you piece of crap.
Do you hear Texans on the air bitching 914 about this drought?
Do you hear them?
No, of course you don't.
You don't hear Texans bitching because you want to know why?
We kick ass and take names.
All right.
We're not afraid of anything.
All right?
We got balls the size of grapefruits, for Christ's sake.
We got John Holmes sausages that hang down 15 and a half down our leg for Christ's sake.
You understand what I'm saying?
We're not out here bitching and moaning.
Oh, it's not fair.
We're sitting here in the worst drought in Texas history, and we need help.
We need big brother government to come in and give us water.
Give me a freaking break.
Get this.
Get off!
For Christ's sake, we're supposed to be talking about this 5.9 earthquake that shook and rattled the whole entire East Coast.
The epicenter, of course, it being in Mineral, Virginia, and extended into Washington, D.C., New York, and North Carolina.
This is one of the most unprecedented earthquakes, at least in my time.
And I've been around a good many years.
I want to hear what you have to say about this crap.
I mean, what is this?
A new precedent we're seeing?
We're seeing unbelievable atmospheric disturbances that have not been well acquainted with our civilization.
We're seeing earthquakes.
We're seeing all kinds of nonsense.
What the hell's going on with this crap?
Let's continue going.
318, what do you think about this earthquake?
Well, you sound like an idiot.
Think about this earthquake.
Well, first of all, we can barely hear it because your phone is just all treble.
And secondly, the asshole who made that goddamn song, you're on my shit list, you stupid piece of crap.
All of you idiots that are making all these videos, all these goddamn YouTube videos, all these stupid soundboards.
You're on my shit list, all of you.
So, look, I know you think you're cute.
You know, look at me.
I'm going to make a little, I'm going to make a little dance song of ghosts.
I'm going to make him sound like a little stupid, fruity ass bastard.
I'm going to make little videos of ghosts and make him look like a jack off.
You idiots are on my shit list, and you idiots know who you are.
Do you understand that?
Yeah, you know who you are.
I bet you idiots are sitting here listening to my broadcast right now, and you better have that little fear churning out in your stomach right now.
Because I'm taking the necessary steps.
And that's all I'm saying.
Piece of crap.
Who else we got going on?
520 area code.
You're on the air.
What's up?
Yo, Ghost, what's up?
How are you doing, man?
What do you think about this earthquake?
That's crazy.
East Coast, it's like unheard of.
It's like over there.
Feel sorry for that.
Well, I mean, not only are they going to get that, not only did they have this 5.9 earthquake, but they got a hurricane coming in their way.
Yeah, I know.
That's even worse.
Because I actually used to live in Alaska.
I used to get earthquakes, so I'm kind of used to them.
But on the East Coast, I used to live there, too.
Dang, I used to live in Texas, actually.
It's nice to love it.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, what we got?
We got the autistic peeps calling me up for Christ's sake.
What do we got?
Like, half-tards?
I mean, this sounded like an overgrown man-child, for Christ's sake.
Can we get some decent callers here, engineer, please?
Can we get some decent callers?
My son, sir, I'm sorry, I'm cracked.
We'll do it, man.
Who else do we got?
609, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Oh, my God.
I hope I'll see you later.
Welcome back in.
What's up?
I was in the earthquake today, and it wasn't that big of a deal.
It was just like whatever.
It was just like whatever.
Yeah, it wasn't that big of a deal.
It was just like, all right, everybody's making a big deal out of it.
It was nothing, and this hurricane's not going to be anything either.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, tell that to the folks from Katrina.
Have y'all been watching that National Geographic special?
Huh?
Have y'all been watching that?
That's been some great programming.
That's been pretty amusing as far as I'm concerned.
Believe it or not, if you haven't gotten a hold of it, you need to check out the National Geographic Katrina special, which basically shows the footage of jerk dicks that decided, we're going to ride out the storm.
That's what we're doing.
Katrina ain't nothing.
We're riding out the storm, baby.
We're going to record it.
We got beers here with us.
We're going to ride out the storm.
And let me tell you something.
These people went from cocky to, man, help me, Maine.
Help me, Maine, real quick, right when Katrina hurt.
Right when Katrina landed on New Orleans, for Christ's sake.
And Mississippi and all that coastern area right there.
So, you know, it's assholes like you that end up calling 911 when 911 can't do anything about it in the middle of a storm saying, I need help.
My house is flooding.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
Well, we can't do anything about it.
You're just going to have to ride out the storm.
I'm sorry.
I think I'm going to be swept.
Help me.
Help me.
I mean, come on.
Get this idiot out.
I hate idiots like this that think they're such badasses.
Oh, I'm going to ride out the storm.
Earthquake wasn't no big deal.
Half a fruit or two.
He probably didn't even know the earthquake was happening.
He was probably getting drilled in the ass by some big back silver daddy.
He was too busy to even know that he was actually even earthquake in the vicinity, for Christ's sake.
Oh, geez, Christ.
Who else we got?
832, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Yes, this man.
Yeah, it's you, man.
What's going on?
Yeah, well, you know, the earthquake is pretty bad.
I don't think it's as bad as everyone thinks, though.
I mean, it's kind of like just a glass of water kicked over, in my opinion, because that's nothing compared to an 8.0 like California's had and whatnot.
Yeah, but it's unprecedented, though.
Don't you agree?
An unprecedented earthquake literally gets trimmed throughout the East Coast.
The whole East Coast felt it.
Yeah, yeah, I totally agree.
It's out of the ordinary.
That hurricane, I honestly don't think anything is going to happen.
It's just the media doing more mirrors and smoke and whatnot.
Just blowing it out of proportions.
I mean, I went through, I wasn't that bad except for the power outage.
Yeah, well, you know, I mean, you know, there are some individuals like yourself, sir, that have been through a few natural disasters and, you know, probably brushing this off.
But I don't mean to be hyper-sensationalized in anything, but I mean, when I heard on the news in the middle of day trading that there was a goddamn East Coast earthquake that was felt throughout the whole goddamn Eastern coastline, that's a little bit disturbing, to say the least.
You know, it doesn't really...
But I'm just saying maybe we got to take more precautions as civilization so that we could be better prepared for this type of natural disaster amongst other natural disasters for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's take some more callers.
646-652-4869.
We got 478.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Maybe surprise.
Natural Disaster Precautions Needed00:06:47
It's your favorite capitalist, baby.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell do you want?
Oh, no, baby.
I'm just going to take my kid up from daycare right now.
I had to stop and get some gas.
I want to talk about these earthquakes, ghost.
Well, let's hear it.
Well, I mean, yeah, you know, the East Coast got lucky.
You know, living here in California, baby, I've seen some pretty intense earthquakes.
You know, you know, they knock over buildings and stuff like that.
I've had to hide in the doorway before, ghosts.
I've had to grab my kid and hide in the doorway.
Oh, boy, it's scary, ghost.
It's scary.
But, you know, with these with these earthquakes, you know, the East Coast got lucky, nothing got damaged, and they got that hurricane coming through.
And I'm telling you, if that hurricane comes through and it's like Katrina, baby, that's going to be the beginning of the ghetto capitalist revolution.
That's all there is to it.
Screw you, screw you, and screw your ghetto capitalist revolution, for Christ's sake.
I've seen your stupid material online, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm surprised that there's not some kind of authority looking after your stupid ghetto fight ass after the kind of ridiculous pathetic primal primitive concepts that were going on over there in London, for Christ's sake.
Good God.
I mean, do you hear this scrub?
This is what the Poe in America are actually saying.
And the Poe in America believed that, yeah, baby, I'm going to go out.
I'm going to loot, baby.
I'm going to go out looting, baby, because of my kids, baby.
I'm going out pillaging and riding, baby.
And I'm justified, baby.
I'm justified because of my kids, baby.
My kids.
Give me a freaking break.
And I kid you nothing that these idiots are going to justify chaos.
These idiots are going to justify this order because they're stupid kids that they shitted out of their uterus that they couldn't afford, that they couldn't take care of.
But lo and behold, they still had them anyway, right?
Because my kids, baby.
571, you're on the horn.
What do you think about this earthquake?
I have closed his ass, but first I'm going to say.
Well, we can't understand you anyway.
412, what's up?
What do you think about the earthquake?
Hey, what's going on, guys?
Got a bit of a story for you, actually.
I am in the emergency response services and got a call just about 10 before 2 today about the earthquake.
Couldn't believe my ears.
You are absolutely right.
Unprecedented.
Nearly as bad at the time that there was a Paris Fight infestation.
Telescope was all pissed.
Ponyvale was all openplays.
It was crazy as mess.
Stupid, dumb idiot bronies, for Christ's sake.
If there's an epicenter that needs to be anywhere, it should be wherever the hell those assholes are congregating.
209, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Texas.
Texas.
Yeah, you keep saying that, you piece of crap.
All right?
I like how you idiots say that from like two or three states away.
You come down here to Texas, walk around any Texas street saying that.
You get your damn teeth so far shoved down your throat that you'll be able to chew the last cheeseburger that you shitted out of your shit funnel.
Stupid piece of crap.
757, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hello.
Yeah.
Hey, Ghost.
I mean, firstly, me and my brother were saying in I'm first day 16 and my brother's 14.
And we were sitting here in our living room and we were playing a game together over the internet.
And all of a sudden, like the table started shaking.
We're like, the hell?
We look over the TV shaking.
We're like, holy shit, the fucking earthquake.
Firstly, me and my brother, we were excited that there was an earthquake.
It was just so out of the ordinary, and it it was just something to get out of the daily life of major fail for Christ's sake, you fifteen, sixteen, fourteen, twelve-year-old little prick.
Major, but can we get a major fail on this guy, engineer, for Christ's sake, please?
Major fail.
I mean, come on.
Make up a better story if you're going to, you know, take up airtime that way.
I mean, at least act like your voice.
Why don't you act gay and say, oh, I like the earthquake.
I mean, I was in the middle of a pot bathroom servicing glory holes, and then everybody just started coming into the bathroom after the earthquake.
And I thought that there was some big circle check going on, so I got on my knees and started ready to get servicing.
But lo and behold, they were saying, oh, no, there's an earthquake, so I had to go outside with a whole bunch of jizz on my face.
And ning-ing.
Jesus Christ.
520, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Ghost, why are you being such a disgrace to all Texans?
I'm not a disgrace to Texas.
What are you talking about?
I'm not a disgrace.
Way, shut your hole.
First of all, I'm not a disgrace to Texans.
All right?
I'm the epitome of Texas.
Do you understand that?
I live, breathe, talk and fake Texas.
Do you understand what I'm talking about, boy?
I mean, let me tell you something.
There isn't a better state in the world than Texas right here.
We used to be our own country, man.
Don't you understand that?
We used to be our own country.
Bill, you talking about?
I'm disrespected, Texas.
I am Texas.
Do you understand that?
I am Texas.
Shut up, bad Texas.
Shut up.
Get off the line.
Jesus Christ, that's the best you got, for Christ's sake?
You're asking me why I don't like Texas, and you're fruiting off with a...
Oh, get off the line.
Oh, God, get off the line.
Why don't you get off the line, you stupid milky liquor, and then call back when you got a fucking personality.
417, what's up?
I love the smell of a man's breath, Texas.
I'm sure you do.
I can tell by your fruity ass voice.
There's a little bit of AIDS in that voice for Christ's sake.
Everybody hear that?
You know, sound like a little bit of nasal congestion with a little bit of sore throat or some kind of lesion in the throat going on.
Did everybody hear that?
I like it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm going to get emails on that one.
636, what's up?
You're on the horn.
How you doing?
Hey, ghost, you sound like you have a six shoved up your ass like quite a shallow bit.
And that's the best you got?
A stick up your ass for Christ's sake.
You know, you could have called back and just use another term for stick.
You know, you could have gone to the thesaurus and, you know, said, you got a slim gym up your ass.
Or you got a four-leaf clover up your ass.
You could have said something else that could have, you know, maybe sparked a punchline.
That was horrible.
I mean, let me guess.
No, you hung up.
I was going to call on you again, but you hung up.
Let's take some Skype callers, see if they got anything better on Skype.
Enron Stock Collapse Risks00:06:09
I doubt it.
But we'll see.
We got, who do we got here?
We got Dylan Johnson.
What's up?
You're just playing with your Peter Popper.
We got Pivot Idiot.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost, there's Bill and Mees on the chat.
How's it going?
Why I think I didn't felt the earthquake that much.
I was upstairs on the living room on the computer, you know.
Yeah, I hear you.
So you didn't feel it at all?
You didn't see anything rattle?
You didn't have anything jump off from the damn wall from you or anything?
No, no, no.
It wasn't that much.
It wasn't like hell.
Yeah, I hear you.
I hear you.
Oh, hold on the line right there.
We got a bunch that actually wants to chime in that's a little bit anxious here.
We got Taseki.
Is that you?
Yes, it is, guys.
Nice to talk to you, sir.
How's it going?
It's going well, dude.
I just want to say, you know, your little spielalia about investing, you kind of tickled my interest.
I'm kind of tempted to actually get involved, see exactly what I've got to do here in the UK, and actually, you know, start playing the stock market.
I wouldn't mind doing that.
It sounds like it would be high as well.
I would.
Especially American investments at this point in time are way undervalued.
I mean, you can just buy any blue chip with the exceptions of those that are, you know, basically forecasting not better than expected or pulling back their earnings, so on and so forth.
But those that look like they're not going to be impacted by any of the retraction, you I mean, I would strongly advise people to start entertaining some of those blue chips.
And moreover, not only do you have good blue chip opportunities, but high-yield dividend stocks, which is another great way of investing.
And it's more of a bullish, bearish way of investing.
What it is, is that when you buy a stock, you want a stock that actually pays a dividend each quarter or at the end of the year, however they delve the dividend, that you actually get a dividend of the company.
It's a small portion of money that's given to each and every stockholder that's holding stock within that company.
Some of them are 5%, some of them are 1%.
There's one I saw out there for 20%, an oil company.
I don't necessarily want to give out the name to that.
I want to pull a rush on that particular stock.
But there are a bunch of other stocks out there for individuals that want to play it safe, that don't want to take too many chances right now in this down market.
Blue chip high-end yield dividend stocks.
Yeah, I mean, I have actually been tempted at my workplace.
There's a scheme to buy shares in the company cheaper.
And I've heard that that can actually be a decent approach.
I mean, you can't buy too many because it's a very limited stock, as I understand it.
That's actually a decent way to make capital, but you have to make sure that you're early in your company and not catching an older company's stock.
Because when you have a young company that's fledgling and actually coming out of small business status into actual corporate status, that's when you should start getting a stock option for payment.
Is it one of those if the company, if you invest so many some odd dollars in your check, the company will match it with stock?
Is it something to that effect?
How does your scheme work out there in your job?
It's simply a scheme to buy shares on the cheap.
And it's a case of it doesn't come out of your paycheck.
You actually pay money to the company, and they just give you the stock cheaper than normal, but it's limited.
You can only buy a couple of shares a year.
Well, you know, it would be a pretty good idea.
That means that you're probably going to get a decent discounted rate.
If the company is young and it looks like the forecast for the next couple of years look good in demand, profitability, and the fundamentals look good, it doesn't look like the higher tier of the executive branch is juicing the company on Learjets or extracurricular activities like golf trips that are put on the business, so on and so forth.
Then I would strongly suggest, yeah, go ahead, start buying those stocks in your company and investing.
But once again, you could end up like an Enron situation.
I don't know if you're familiar with what happened with Enron.
You had an old company like Enron get usurped by a bunch of disgusting, despicable scoundrels that used to call themselves executives and basically ran this scheme and enticed the majority of their people that were within their company to buy these stocks within their company, Enron stock, at the same discounted rate.
The problem was that when this stock, because of this initiation by the executives to give stocks to the employers on the cheap, it rose the stock to about $70, $80 a share at that particular time.
And unfortunately, Enron wasn't allowing the individuals that bought Enron stock through them.
They weren't allowing them to sell off.
They were not allowing them to sell off.
And believe it or not, companies do have that right.
If you buy through them, They can dictate whether or not you're going to sell it off or not.
And unfortunately, the majority of people that held stock as far as their retirements, as far as investing in Enron employees, these people took it up the tailpipe because when it came and showed that the Enron people were basically cooking the books and basically taking out loans using company assets as collateral and then throwing it into the account and counting it as profit, at some point, that scheme came to a header.
The whole goddamn company collapsed.
And people that were holding stocks in Enron that they bought through the company that were $150,000, $200,000 went down to nothing.
So there is a big risk in buying through the company.
Something to bear in mind.
I did want to chime in about the earthquake, actually, if I could, real quick.
Shout Outs and Listener Calls00:04:46
Go for it.
I mean, being in the UK, I mean, I've been told I've experienced a couple of earthquakes, but they're kind of so small here I've never actually felt them.
But I was actually going to put forward the theory that Goofy Bone falling over on his fat ass has probably caused this quake.
Oh, man, that's wrong, man.
You think Goofy Bones falling off his rocker possibly caused the quake here?
I don't even see Goofy Bone today, man.
He's going jailed again, or is he incarcerated?
What's up?
Given the amount of time he's been in jail, I assume he's just now addicted to cock and is probably out in some gentleman's toilet somewhere servicing glory holes, as you put it.
Oh, my God.
Well, hold on, stay right there, Tzizeki.
Don't go anywhere.
I'm going to wait and see if the bone, Goofy Bone, just give her a bone, calls up and basically has something to say about that particular comment you made.
But, man, we are already eight minutes into the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything, please retweet the broadcast, all right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that we're in effect in the house here on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and take a sip of my goddamn drink.
It's been watering down here.
I mean, the ice has just about melted on my goddamn drink.
I'm drinking Cavasier today because I've made some major capital, not only day trading in this volatile market here, but the long-term investments that I bottom-fed upon about two or three weeks ago are making major capital.
So, I mean, you know, cheers to all the true capitalists out there that are taking advantage of these bottom-feeding plays.
I mean, it's definitely a wealth effect that's happening in America today.
It's up to you if you want to be wealthy, though.
If you want to just sit there and be some imbecilic loser that doesn't do a damn thing besides, you know, smoke weed, watch cartoons all day, well, don't be bitching and moaning when people like myself and other capitalists are living lavish, baby.
All right?
I know, I know your feelings get hurt every time I tell you how lavish I'm living, but you could do it too if you just get up off your fat jelly cottage cheese ass.
Cheers, everybody.
Cheers to everybody out there in the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Woo!
I'm telling you, you know, I'm feeling good, man.
I'm feeling good today.
I made a lot of money today.
That's why I'm feeling a little good here.
So, you know, once I'm finished with this Johnny Walker, well, no, this is a Cavasier today.
Once I'm done with this glass of Cavasier, I am going straight to the Brewski.
I'm getting some beers.
You know, I'm getting some beers.
I want to feel nostalgic.
Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter.
Well, you know what?
Do we have any shout-outs, Engineer?
All right, well, we do got a couple of shout-outs to give.
There are people right now retweeting the broadcast.
If you want a shout-out right here, right now on the broadcast live, all you got to do is go to my particular account on Twitter, and that's Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, Ghost Politics.
Retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account at that address, and I will give you a shout-out on the broadcast right now, folks.
All right, Ghost Politics, retweet the first tweet right now.
Do we got any people that we give a shout-out to there, engineer?
All right, we got a couple of people here.
Let's shout them out, shall we?
We got Ketch Or.
What's up?
We got Honky20.
We got Go.
I'm not saying that, you idiot.
We got Deto Poop Tickle.
Metal Lord 7290.
We got New Luna Republic.
We got Isle.
I'm not saying that, you sick son of a bitch.
We got DJ Pie Safety X.
We got ARL Net.
Hey, what's going on, ARL Net?
How are you doing, man?
Haven't seen you out here in a while, man.
How you doing?
Let's see who else we got going on over here.
Retweet the first tweet, folks, and I will give you a shout-out right here.
Let's continue going, shall we?
We got Deed Laus2K.
We got Loud0701.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that one either.
We got Mr. Bigglesworth.
We got Yo's Faze, Evil Bronze 5, Jeff Jefferson 1, Dark Assassin39.
I'm not going to say that one either, you six sons of bitches.
I'm telling you, you guys are some sick-ass perverts when it comes to these freaking names.
One-Child Policy Government Dictates00:04:15
You know what I'm saying?
You need to go do some serious soul searching for some of you idiots that are coming up with these goddamn names.
I'm not joking.
Anyway, we got Minty Floss.
We got some.
I'm not saying that either.
We got Uncle Poop Tickle, Wilford Richard, Anonymous Plumo.
What's going on, Anonymous Plumo?
We got Poop, Poopy King, Poopy King.
Jesus Christ.
What's up with you and Escrement?
What's up with you people and Escrement, for Christ's sake?
It's sick.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, we got British Brian up in the place.
What's going on?
Who the hell else do we got, for Christ's sake?
We're going to give out a couple of more, then we're out of here.
We got Chieftain Darth.
I'm not going to say that one.
Xbox Patskis.
All right.
Uncle Dipstick.
That's about it.
I'm not saying anymore.
That's enough, Engine.
You're closing it.
I'm not giving any more shout-outs to these six sons of bitches.
They're sick.
They're sick.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter, folks.
I want to talk a little bit about something that our vice president is partaking in, for Christ's sake.
I'm talking about Joe Biden for all the folks that don't know who the Vice President of the United States is.
It's some stupid 40-year prostate-infected bureaucrat named Joe Biden.
Anyway, Joe Biden has been over there in Asia, basically giving the old Asian tour out there, been kissing the ass of the Chinese, begging the Chinese not to sell the United States bonds for Christ's sake, and reassuring the Chinese that, oh,
we're good for our debt we're good for our debt uh but anyway there was a little thing that joe biden said in a speech at chinese university when he was speaking out there that was rather shocking yet predictable as it relates to the liberal mindset of those that are on the liberal regime uh
Joe Biden was talking in front of some university students out there in China and actually stated, and let me quote this just so that we can get him on the record here, what the hell he said.
All right?
All right?
He said, your policy has been one with one I fully understand.
I'm not second-guessing it.
I'm talking about the one-child per family policy.
And that's what he said.
He said, your policy has been one which I fully understand.
I'm not second-guessing the one-child per family policy.
Can you believe this crap?
This guy is actually championing the goddamn totalitarianism of the people of not only China, but he's championing the idea of implementing some kind of totalitarian social engineering concept here in America.
Can you believe the gall of old Joe Biden here?
How come he doesn't have just one kid?
Doesn't this guy have like three or four kids or something?
Huh?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
No, but he understands it, right?
Let me tell you something.
That's disgraceful.
All right?
That's just utterly disgraceful out here.
I mean, and you know what's really sad, folks, is that I don't completely disagree with the idea that not everyone should have the right to reproduce.
All right?
I kind of agree with that.
But implementing a one-child policy throughout the whole mass populace being dictated by the government is ridiculous.
I rather die than give that type of authority to the state, to a bunch of disgusting, despicable, paper-pushing bureaucrats that don't even know the system that they're running in, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
What do you think about Joe Biden saying, hey, China, we love the one-child policy, man.
Great.
Go, China.
Let's hear what you have to say about it.
917, what do you think about the one-child policy, for Christ's sake?
Your computer sucks.
512, what do you think about the one-child policy?
Rejecting Government Population Control00:11:39
Meet me at the Bayou Lounge on 5th Street so we can fight.
Yeah, I was there on 6th in Trinity, you stupid jerk dick, and you weren't there either.
All right?
I'll be there again.
I walk 6th Street going home.
If you think that you've got the balls to come up to me, you come up to me, boy, and I'll beat you silly.
I mean, you people need to realize that it ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
And I don't know what you idiots are thinking here.
You know, it ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass, and you idiots better need to put that through your goddamn thick skulls for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Sick of these bastards, man.
I'm telling you, I'm sick of these bastards.
304, what's up?
You're on the horn.
You know, America has gotten such a bad name.
This is why when I get old enough, I'm going to move up to Canada.
Get the hell out of here now.
What about that, huh?
Why don't you get out now there, Canadian bacon butt boy?
All right?
Oh, that's right.
It's too expensive to live up there in that stupid little ice hole called Canadia, huh?
I'm going to move to Canadia because I think I can be a socialist little fat jelly-ass bastard that can contribute nothing to society.
That's what I want to do.
I don't want to contribute nothing to society like all those assholes from Canada.
I mean, that's enough of you idiots from Canadia, all right?
We get it, all right?
You love your little scumbag ice hole, all right?
You love me and socialist losers that produce absolutely nothing.
We get it, all right?
All right, but just sit there and shut your stupid little cheese holes up already, all right?
That's enough, you stupid scumbag.
Stick a maple leaf up your shit funnel and shut your stupid stinking mouths.
Sick of you idiots from Canadia.
Who else we got?
We got 518.
You're on the horn.
That was funny.
518, that was funny.
Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
You know that?
Your mother should be bitch-slapped for shitting out a piece of garbage like you out of her uterus pipe.
Jesus Christ.
Good God.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
We got Area Code 865.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
My little honey, my little homies.
Jesus Christ, you stupid freaking bronies, for Christ's sake, all right?
I've already warned all you bronies.
I've already warned you all.
And that warning is extended to all you stupid jerk dicks attempting to agitate my show, you stupid milky-licking pieces of nipple clamp-loving, butt-bug up the ass-looking.
Wish you had a girlfriend whacking your wiener having.
Hot dog up the ass heaven.
Wish you had a white-looking piece of chicken-eating cornboy crap.
I've warned all you stupid jerk dicks.
Stop with this crap, all right?
My show is serious business.
Let me calm down here.
All right, we're supposed to be talking about our vice president, Joe Biden, out there in his Asian tour, basically saying to the Chinese people that, oh, I get you, one-child policy.
I get it.
I'm not second-describing it.
Talking like a true bureaucrat, talking like a true scumbag bureaucrat that wants to implement totalitarian rule on its people because he, old Joe Biden, is a part of the bureaucratic system that's going to assert that authority.
How convenient, huh?
How freaking convenient.
Yeah, that's right.
Let me have my drink.
Where's my drink for Christ's sake?
Give me a drink.
Jesus Christ.
There you go.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about Joe Biden championing the goddamn one-child policy in China?
What do you think about it?
Note party.
What are you thinking about?
I think Joe Biden needs to learn about the magic of friendship.
Now, shut up, you stupid fruity bastard.
You know what I think?
I think that there should be some kind of law enforcement authority looking after your potential pedophilic Woody Allen butt-loving ass.
That's what I think.
Who else do we got out here?
Do we have any decent callers here, Engineer?
I'm sick and tired of these freaking scumbags that are calling now for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on over here?
917, what's your excuse?
Hey, ghost.
How's it going?
Hi, it's going pretty good.
I actually live in New York.
All right, well, did you feel any of the earthquake that hit the East Coast?
Yeah, I did.
You know, it wasn't very much.
I mean, like, I know how you Texans feel about the drought because I actually had a drought on my farm in Farmville, and it hit me pretty hard, so I'm proud of you guys for not getting government subsidies.
You stupid son of a bitch.
You're one of these farmville ass clowns, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, do you understand that this epidemic of farmville heads is hitting America to the point where it's turning middle-aged people into anti-social idiots playing this stupid freaking game?
I mean, just do a YouTube video search or a goddamn Google search about middle-aged people, you know, finally getting on the internet and because their, I don't know, daughter or son puts them on Facebook, they get a hold of this Farm Bill goddamn game and they actually become stupid degenerates of Farm Bill, for Christ's sake.
That's how come we are turning into a ridiculous third world technocratic society because we've got stupid people that instead of being productive citizens of America, they decide, I'm going to go out and I'm going to play Farm Bill for about 15 hours a day.
I don't even want to go to the banter.
I'm going to put a little adult shit diaper so I can take a shit while I'm playing my Farmville game, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, get this idea.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Jesus.
I mean, is this all we're getting here?
Joe Biden, the United States Vice President, is in China saying that he understands the one-child policy, that he doesn't second-guess it.
And that doesn't concern anybody.
That doesn't concern anybody out here that, let's put it this way, this asshole is condoning the one-child policy, which is a totalitarian, draconian idea that's been implemented by the state of China.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on over here?
4-1-0, what do you got to say about it?
Son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, you idiots.
I know you.
Let me tell you something.
that made that, and not only that one, You idiots are on my shit list.
You idiots are on my shit list, and I'm not joking.
Stupid milky liquors.
Let me tell you something right now.
You will rue the day.
Do you understand that?
You all will rule the day that you made ghosts look like a jag off.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
You will rue the day.
You idiots are all in hot water.
I'm telling you right now, all you idiots are in hot walking water.
Give me a drink for Christ.
Give me a drink.
All right, I'm not going to.
I'm not going to let these idiots get to me for Christ's sake.
It's Taco Tuesday, for Christ's sake, all right?
It's Taco Tuesday.
I'm going to go to another subject matter because nobody gives a crap that our vice president wants to get down with China politically.
Well, he wants to implement these kinds of draconian ideas of one-child policies, and nobody gives two rats' asses, huh?
Welcome to America.
Anyway, while Joe Biden is out there taking a China Asian tour over there, eating kung pow chicken with the Chinese government or whatever the hell he's doing, we got Obama continuing his vacation out there at Martha's Vineyard while the whole world looks like it's going into disorder.
Huh?
No, but that ain't gonna stop Obama from taking his trip, baby.
It's right, baby.
I ain't gonna stop my trip just because we got earthquake east coast, baby.
We got Libya falling, baby.
We got Pakistan violence, baby.
We got violence in Syria, baby.
I ain't gonna take my trip off, baby.
You understand that, baby?
I ain't gonna take my trip off, baby.
You don't understand?
This is the new Obama America, baby.
This is the new junkyard America, baby.
You understand that?
Oh, yeah, it's junkyard America, baby.
I'm not going to take my trip from Martha's Vinyl Shelt, baby.
We talk about Junkyard America, baby.
Junkyard America.
Yeah, that's right, baby.
Come on down.
Get your food card, baby.
Get your food card.
Get your EDT card, baby.
Calm down, baby.
Woo!
Come on down, get your government keys.
Get your food card, baby, get your housing balcony program.
Get your cash to plumpest ass for crap you can eat at, baby.
Woo!
Woo!
Yeah, yeah, pow, pouch.
Yeah, junkyard America, baby.
Obama's junkyard America.
I mean, that's what this is.
You understand that?
That's what this is.
We are living in Junkyard America.
I don't know if you idiots want to realize this.
I don't know if you idiots want to acknowledge this.
That's what we're doing.
But he's not going to cut his trip at Martha's Vineyard short, huh?
I mean, he didn't even put out a goddamn statement for this earthquake.
Has he put out a statement yet?
I've been doing this broadcast.
Has anybody seen Barack Obama's mug on TV within the last hour and a half saying anything about the goddamn earthquake?
Barack Obama, with Martha's Vineyard in the background, saying, we're sorry about the earthquake, I'm...
Give me a freaking break.
I mean, what's going on?
I mean, what does everybody think about Obama sitting back, having a vacay, all right, taking a vacay in the middle of a situation where it looks like the whole goddamn world is going to collapse from the inside, for Christ's sake?
Obama's Silence on the Quake00:03:57
Let's see what you people have to say.
Play madness.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Six months of winter coolness and holiday.
Too bad your dumbass little 386 SX computer sucks the chrome above a 57 Chevy bumper.
Because we couldn't understand your ass.
Anyway, Skull 314, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Yeah, you know, and then you know what?
Texas sucks the chrome up of a 57 Chevy bumper.
Oh, you stupid son of a bitch.
You dumb internet splicing pieces of false detail.
You people are pieces of crap.
I can't believe you idiots and sit here and make me look this much like a goddamn idiot.
I mean, this is freaked up, man.
Fucked up, man.
I'm telling you, idiots.
I am warning you, idiots.
I'm warning all of you.
You will rule the day.
Cock-damn-gay!
You pieces of crap.
I can't believe that you idiots can do this.
I can't believe do you idiots have a soul?
Do you even have a soul?
Are you good?
I'm sick of this crap.
I'm sick of this crap.
I don't even know why I do this broadcast, for Christ's sake.
You know what?
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I know there's some people out there that actually listen to the goddamn commentary that I'm broadcasting.
There are actually people out there that listen to what I'm saying out here.
But then you got these idiots.
You got these idiots out here making jagoffs.
I mean, you got them making me look stupid.
Making me look idiot giving me no respect whatsoever.
I'm a capitalist.
I'm a capitalist.
And I deserve the respect accorded that goddamn pito.
I'm a goddamn capitalist.
Sorry, sack of shit.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Give me the goddamn mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn mic.
I'm sick and tired of these jerk dicks, you know.
Every day I come up on here and try to spark synapses in the brains of those that are listening to me throughout the world.
The tens of thousands of people that listen to me throughout the world.
I'm attempting to spark synapses in the brains of these people.
But then you got these jerk dicks that want to agitate my show.
Whether it's feminist, bullnose, bulldype carpet munchers, whether it's fruity-ass pedophilic bronies, whether it's Glory Holes serving park bathroom having jerk dicks in the homosexual community, whether it's bedwetting long-haired liberals, whoever it is.
Aiding Abetting Libyan Rebels00:04:44
I just get too many goddamn respects.
I just get no respect whatsoever, man.
I get no goddamn respect.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about President Obama continuing his vacation as the world continues to go into disorder for Christ's sake.
You know, I mean, we have an earthquake that rocked and rattled the goddamn East Coast.
You got destabilization throughout the international community.
You got economic uncertainty for Christ's sake.
I mean, you got flash mobs being organized by social networks to commit crime and pillage and looting.
But that ain't going to stop Obama from continuing his vacay over there at the goddamn Martha's Vineyard.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Yes, we can, huh, baby?
Yes, we can.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on over here?
Let me move on to another subject matter.
I don't really want to talk about the president just sitting on his ass not doing a damn thing.
Let's talk about what's happening in Libya because that's been on the media as of late.
Has anybody heard this Libyan rebels have almost total control of the country of Libya, and you've got Muamar Gaddafi and his son running around for their lives throughout the country for Christ's sake.
No one knows where the old man Gaddafi is.
According to reports, he had the sun out there at some freaking hotel kicking back with a few bimbos or something.
I don't know what the hell they're doing.
Either way, it looks like it's the end of the Muammar Gaddafi era.
Libya is going to go into a new government.
But once again, I have been questioning this whole military operation as it relates to NATO and the United States is aiding and abetting these Libyan rebels out there fighting Gaddafi.
I mean, did we not forget that the State Department labeled these goddamn Libyan rebels before the Muammar Gaddafi incident, before this Muammar Gaddafi anti-regime change type of situation happened here, before the NATO military theater, the State Department of the United States labeled the opposition to Gaddafi as being linked with al-Qaeda?
You know, I mean, I just don't understand.
I mean, the State Department lists the opposition of Omar Gaddafi being linked to Al-Qaeda.
And lo and behold, we've got United States military assets and NATO actually not only aiding and abetting these goddamn liberal these rebels in Libya, but they're actually training these people.
They're arming these people.
I mean, what the hell's going on with this crap?
Anyway, I'm going to make a prognostication here.
All right.
The same thing that happened in the so-called Egyptian jihudi revolution is the same thing that's going to happen in Libya.
Meanwhile, the United States and the international community should have acted upon the devastation that's happening in Syria, and it's been happening in Syria since February.
But no, we've got to go help Al-Qaeda in Libya.
And now that Libya is supposedly liberated from Omar Gaddafi, now what?
Now, where do we go from here?
We're going to give Omar Zwahiri the goddamn presidency for Christian.
Al-Zwahiri the goddamn presidency for Christ's sake?
I mean, stupid.
I tell you right now, we're going to see the same type of disorganized stagnation, violence, and all that ridiculous nonsense that we're seeing out of Egypt.
We're going to see it out of Libya from now on, folks.
All right, so yeah, thanks a lot there, NATO and Mr. President, for involving us in another skirmish in the so-called Arab Spring out here when we should have been aiding those that actually wanted freedom within this Arab Spring.
And I'm talking about the Syrians.
I'm talking about the Iranians that attempted to revolt against Ahmadijad and the Ayatollah in 2009.
You understand?
We should have helped these people.
These people actually wanted democracy.
They wanted capitalism for Christ's sake.
But we just stood by and watched those regimes slaughter these people like a bunch of dead dogs for Christ's sake.
And meanwhile, what is the United States helping, aiding, and abetting for Christ's sake?
The jehudis in Egypt, which have no kind of political or philosophical foundation backing up their revolution?
That's why they don't know what to do from now on.
That's why they're sitting there stagnant for Christ's sake.
They don't know what to do because they screwed up.
They decided to become a whole bunch of wild jehudis.
They started pillaging and raping and doing all this about breaking their whole infrastructure for Christ's sake.
And I guarantee you, that's exactly what's going to happen here in Libya, folks.
Subjugating Freedom of Expression00:05:45
And if you think I'm wrong, if you think I'm wrong, you'll know your ass from your elbow.
All right, and that's all there is to it.
If you think I'm wrong, you don't know your ass from your elbow.
And I cannot believe that we are sitting here backing up these losers for Christ's sake.
But hey, this is a policy, huh?
This is a yes, we can policy, huh?
Yes, we can, huh?
I mean, where are you liberals for this crap?
Where are you guys at?
You know, where are you liberals at for this crap, huh?
I'll tell you where you're at.
You're shoved up somebody's ass, you know, trying to justify all the garbage you were saying in 2008 and why it hasn't come to pass.
That's what you're doing.
All right?
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
Once again, Libya is under the control of rebels while Mu Mar Gaddafi and his son run for dear life.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about this stuff?
630, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hello.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, I just wanted to say that I think that we should get in there and kill them all.
You sound like something's in your mouth, for Christ's sake.
You're trying to get some jizz off or what are you doing?
Skittles and brony power.
You're right.
No, no, no.
It doesn't sound like Skittles.
It sounds a little bit more serpy.
It sounded like it was deterring the sound waves coming out of your mouth as if it was sticky or something.
You got some jizz on your face or something?
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, I kind of figured, you know, once you said brony power, I kind of figured that you had some jizz on your face, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Is that what homosexuals are calling jizz on the face?
Skittles?
Huh?
I got Skittles on my face.
Jesus Christ.
917, what's up?
You're taking too long, too, for Christ's sake.
Who else we got for Christ's sake?
916, what up?
Why do you hate bronies if you are one?
I'm not.
First of all, I am not a freaking brony asshole.
All right, let's get that straight.
I am not a brony.
I think it's a disgusting, despicable disease that is infecting the minds of over-feminine fruity asses across the world so that it can justify their femininity.
Instead of actually growing up and being a man, they can, you know, kind of crawl into a cult corner and put themselves in a fetal position and start crying like little bitches in a puddle of their own piss and poop, you know?
Instead of actually being a real man.
You know, instead of actually going out and saying, hey, what's that between my legs?
Oh, my God.
It's a schlonghead and balls.
I've got to use them.
Instead of sucking on them, for Christ's sake.
Christ, that's why, you know, you idiots that are sitting over here saying, there's nothing wrong with being a brony.
Well, you're obviously some over-feminized fruity ass that's trying to repress those feminine, fruity feelings and trying to direct them into this ridiculous online social network called the Bronies, which is nothing more than assholes who watch My Little Pony and they're over the age of 18 and they're males, for Christ's sake.
You understand?
I mean, it's just disgusting.
It's just really disgusting.
And anybody who's going to embrace this bronyism, you are an over-feminized, fruity piece of crap.
And let's be honest, the reason that you're in the house and the reason that you're spending so much time on the computer in this online social network called the Bronies is because you're such a weak-looking prick that if you are walking the streets at any point in time, some of these criminal predators look at you as potential prey because you're skinnier than a goddamn freaky-ass twiggy bitch in the 1960s and you look weak.
And you look freaking weak.
So that's why you're online.
That's why you're interacting with a bunch of bronies on the internet, for Christ's sake, because you know you get your ass kicked by criminals and everybody else that doesn't like who you are.
And that's why you're staying inside.
I don't want to get my ass kicked by some big black guy looking to take my money.
Jesus Christ, that's enough.
I've had about enough.
I'm going to take a break.
I'm taking a break.
All right?
You people are making me sick.
And of course there's people in here saying, hey, he's got a point here.
He's got a point.
You're goddamn right, I got a point.
You're goddamn right, I got a point.
And you know who I blame for all this little over-feminization of the males here?
I blame the parents, and I blame this pussy-whipped, ridiculous government that has implemented this idea of political correctness as a form of subjugation of people.
Political correctness and this idea of, oh, you can't talk to people that way.
You're going to hate their feelings.
This is just another method in subjugating people's freedom of expression.
And that's exactly what has been implemented upon individuals who want to exert their freedom of speech.
They have these liberal longhairs who utilize the state and utilize other types of disgusting means to implement their disgusting, ridiculous totalitarianism censorship.
So, you know, when I do this broadcast, folks, I'd like for everybody to know that I'm the epitome of freedom of speech here.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, I say what I mean and I mean what I say.
Mayan Calendar End of World Myths00:03:03
All right?
I'm not afraid to say anything.
All right?
All right?
I'm not afraid to say anything, and that's all there is to it.
But anyway, I'm taking a break.
And the psalm on a play here is kind of coinciding with a lot of the episodes we're witnessing in the atmosphere.
These atmospheric anomalies and these mother nature type anomalies that we're seeing.
You know, unprecedented earthquakes and hurricanes and tornadoes and floods and the whole nine yards.
I mean, there's just a lot of weird things going on out here.
And I'm not one for conspiracy theories, you know.
I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but of course, folks, we're getting down that time to 2012, and there's a lot of, you know, assholes hyper-sensationalizing this idea that the Mayan calendar ends at 2012 and that the world is going to end and we're going to see this and we're going to see that.
To be completely honest with you, you know, since we continue to see these goddamn anomalies, since we continue to see, I mean, especially this goddamn earthquake, this goddamn earthquake that hit the East Coast, the whole East.
the whole East Coast built the shit.
I mean, you know, it's starting to seem possible now, you know, that, you know, maybe there is some validity to some of the things that could be transpiring.
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
But if it is, if it is 2012, it is the end of the world.
Well, goddamn it, hurry up.
All right?
God damn it, hurry up.
I'm sick and tired of living in this goddamn world filled with freaking losers that feel that they're entitled to eat, sleep, and be clothed and be housed because, oh, I was born into this world.
And because I was born into this world, I deserve to be fed.
I deserve to be clothed.
I deserve to be housed.
That's what I deserve.
And I don't care if you don't like it.
I'm here, and you have to deal with us.
Do you understand?
I mean, let me tell you something.
If 2012 is coming along, God, bring it on, please.
I mean, I'm sick and tired of this realm of disgusting, dumbfounded, dipshit losers that are sitting here pissing and moaning when they're living.
I mean, when they're living in the best time in world history, for Christ's sake, and these people are still bitching.
They're living in the best time in world history, and they're still bitching, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Still bitching and moaning.
Still bitching.
I'm saying, bring it on, baby.
All right?
This song goes out to 2012.
If it's the end, go ahead and bring it for Christ's sake.
Is that right?
That's right.
Go ahead and bring it, baby.
Living in Best Time Despite Bitching00:03:21
Everyone came around here.
Everyone else got sick.
And watch the clock ticking slow down.
They'll keep one new backup trip.
Ensembles over their own.
There's no milk away.
So incredible.
So fast on.
Long and strong today.
Long to have their lights over.
We'll have some out of the world.
We'll have to woo.
We're out of the world.
Fear of a hurricane.
Swift and so loud.
Now it's cold today.
Long to have it.
That is all.
We'll have to.
We'll have to war.
We'll have some world.
We'll let out of the world.
We're outside outside the world.
We're the world.
I'm going to go.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
Yeah.
That was a little bit of cold with the end of the world.
With the end of the world.
Miller High Life Beer Break00:12:52
Anyway, folks, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here, folks.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Back from the break, I decided to go and get some goddamn beer.
You know, get some brewskis up in the place.
Because let's be honest, man, I don't want to get too hammered on some of the liquor.
You know, liquor, I like the spirit of liquor, don't get me wrong.
But, you know, beer is just a better spirit, you know?
Not as good of a spirit as champagne.
You know, if you want the ultimate spirit, champagne.
That's right.
Yeah, it was cold, the end of the world.
That's the name of the band.
Cold, name of the song in the world.
Anyway, let me go ahead and get some beers going on over here.
Once again, I have some of these leftover, what is this, Miller High Life's.
And once again, the reason I like drinking Miller High Life is because this is the beer that my old man used to drink.
And once again, you know, I used to think my old man was the baddest MF alive.
This man used to work 10, 12, 15 hours a day at times.
He'd come home, drink some beers.
And my poor father, he didn't know how to go to sleep.
You know, he just knew how to pass out.
You know, he just knew how to pass out.
And he would drink Miller High Life.
And, you know, every now and then when he would fall asleep, I'd go sneak one of these cans, you know, go into the room and open it up, crack it open.
You know, crack open that beer.
And I remember taking a sip of it, you know, a little 13-year-old ghost over here taking a sip of it.
I remember taking a sip.
And I remember just having it hit my lips.
But now I actually like it.
You know, it gives me a nostalgic taste.
It kind of brings me back to that time in life when things were a little bit more simpler.
And not to mention, folks, a lot of people out here in Texas actually drink Miller High Life, particularly the Mexican demographic.
You know, we've got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here in Texas.
So if anybody knows Mexicans, it's me.
And they actually utilize the Miller High Life and call it a slang terminology.
They actually call the Miller High Life Wetas, in reference to the fact that there was a white woman on the can or on the packaging.
Moreover, it was a gold beer with a white, foamy top.
So as a result, the Mexicans, they call Miller High Life Wetas.
Well, if you go back to February, folks, when I was drinking some Wettas back then, they actually, for Black History Month, they actually put a black woman on the packaging of Miller High Life.
And folks, you remember I was a little upset at the fact that they were all of a sudden, I don't know if it was because of Black History Month or whatever the case might be, they were putting a black woman on the packaging of Miller High Life.
And I was wondering to myself, do the Mexicans still call it Wetas or do they call it Negras?
You know, do they call it Negras or they call it Wetas, you know?
And then, you know, once I made that apparent on the show, folks, you can look back in the archive if you don't believe me.
In February, I was making it apparent that they're putting a black woman on the packaging of the goddamn Miller High Life.
Once I made this public, conveniently enough, Miller High Life changed the broad on the can.
Believe it or not.
I mean, look back in the archive.
I kid you not, man.
I kid you not.
They actually changed the broad on the can, and instead of putting a black broad, they put some ethnically ambiguous bimbo that you couldn't even guess the nationality or the racial makeup of that particular woman.
I mean, some of I mean, you could think that it's possibly a little Asian, a little bit of Indian, a little bit of Latina, a little bit of, I mean, you didn't even know, you know.
Then we started talking about the ethnically ambiguous bimbo on the Miller High Life packaging.
Then once I made that apparent, I guess High Life finally said, you know what, maybe Ghost is right.
We're acting like a fool sitting here putting all these different racial makeups of bimbos on our can.
Why don't we just stick to the old packaging and the old label that we've come to know and love?
And lo and behold, folks, this summer, Miller High Life got rid of the bimbos.
It's just a plain can nowadays, folks.
You know what I'm saying?
There's no black broad, white, broad, or ethnically ambiguous broad on the can.
It's just a can with the Miller High Life label on it.
So cheers to everybody out there who's listening in, baby.
Cheers.
This goes out to you.
Here, it's military.
It's military.
Let me take a chug of this beer.
Good stuff there.
Anyway, let me go ahead and...
Let me continue on with the program.
We were talking about Libyan rebels taking control of the whole country while Gaddafi runs for his life.
I want to talk a little bit about Pakistan because we've been talking about that for the past couple of shows.
The violent insurrection that's happening in Karachi and in other cities in Pakistan.
We talk about a mosque bombing this past Friday.
We have some more, you know, kind of, I guess, tribal or racial type, I guess, dissension.
I really don't know what exactly is transpiring the violence.
As a matter of fact, not even observers there in Pakistan can really pinpoint the exact motive behind most of the violence out there.
We had over 100 dead.
What was it?
I guess the past couple of days in this violence.
But in Karachi, which is one of the major cities in Pakistan, they're having some major upheavals.
I mean, they're taking to the streets.
And in my personal opinion, I think that it's Islamic fanaticism that's taking control over a powder keg in that particular part of the world.
And the reason that I bring this up is because I'm very concerned that if Pakistan falls to Islamic fundamentalists, then they're going to have a nuclear weapon on their hands.
Because remember, Pakistan is a nuclear power thanks to that stupid, ridiculous, hobby, goddamn nuclear scientist named AQ Khan.
Freaking AQ Khan was the guy who made Pakistan nuclear, not to mention sold off a couple of secrets to the Russians and terrorists and everybody else for Christ's sake.
So the reason I'm bringing this up, folks, is because Pakistan, even though they're having hundreds of deaths, you know, they're having bombings and violence and killings, the Pakistani government has reasserted that it is not.
It is not going to implement any kind of military strategies or is not going to deploy the army in the cities of Pakistan.
They have reiterated this.
Even though Pakistan looks like it's going into damn the seventh level of hell, the Pakistani army is not going to go in and is not going to disperse or implement any kind of curfew on the people.
So unfreaking believable.
The only reason that I'm bringing this up, folks, is because Pakistan, if it falls to these Islamic extremists, they're going to have a nuclear weapon, and you better goddamn well believe they're going to use it.
All right?
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
I want to hear what you have to say about this Pakistan situation.
What do you have to say about it?
Area code 571, what's up?
What do you have to say about it?
Oh, dear God, please wipe out Techno with the 12.0 airquake and please take Ghost while you're at it.
Hold on, 571, hold on right there.
Hold on right there, because I think it's about everybody's favorite time of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about just the money morning.
That's right, folks.
I heard a little bit of an ethnic clang.
A little bit of an ethnic flang there in the voice of that person that was wishing death upon Texas.
I don't know about you, but I'm having my speculations.
Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now.
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's Guess the Minority, folks.
All right, go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now.
All right, let me go ahead and turn it off.
571, are you there?
Yeah, there, man.
All right, what's your favorite food?
I'm a listener.
Chick shift and listen.
I'm willing to bet money that you, my friend, are a Mexican.
Yes, I'm Mexican.
Yes, yeah.
Freaking love this game, man.
I freaking love this game.
I told you.
Yes!
Man, I am the best at this game, man.
I'm so I fucking love this game, man.
Oh, my God.
And you know what gave it away there?
You know?
You know what gave it away, for Christ's sake?
The fact that he was saying the inference CH, you know, like you would say in the word church or chair.
He was saying it in the inference of an SH, like church or share.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I love this game, baby.
All right.
Anyway, enough of that in Mexican.
Let's get to the program.
We're talking about Pakistan.
We're talking about the unbelievable amount of violent unrest that's happening in the cities of Pakistan.
And the reason I'm bringing this up to the attention of folks is because if this country goes under the rule of Islamic fanaticism, we are in for a pretty bad predicament, to say the least, because once again, Pakistan is a nuclear power.
It is a nuclear power.
And I don't even want to know.
I don't even want to know that proposition.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take one more caller.
405.
What's up?
What do you got to say?
Hey, what's going on, Ghost?
How's it going?
Not too bad.
I was going to ask you if I could audition for your band, Michael J. Fox.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Michael J. Fox and the Shakes.
Yeah, well, first of all, I don't have a band called Michael J. Fox in the Shakes.
I said if I did have a band, it would be called Michael J. Fox in the Shakes.
So you audition here?
Yeah, I will audition and be a singer.
Go ahead, let's hear it.
What do you want me to sing?
Sing something.
Sing something.
Whatever your favorite song is.
Let's hear it.
Well, I have a lot of favorite songs.
You just give me the song.
I'll sing it.
All right.
I want you to sing.
Let me see.
Felix the House Cat, Money, Success, Fame, Glamour.
What are you trying to send my football?
No, I'm just sing something.
You left it up to me up here.
I just put one out there.
Go ahead, man.
I thought I sing Elvis Hound Dog.
All right, go ahead.
Elvis Hound Dog since that one bastard that wrote his songs died.
All right, go ahead.
Yeah, fuck him, right?
No, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say he's crying all the time.
I'm a fucking thrill ball, and I'm on the line.
So my name is Ghost, and I'm a nigga from the West Coast.
Because I am a bug, nigga.
No joke.
Get this.
Get this idiot off.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Did you hear that?
I knew that this was a white cracker ass cracker wanting to be black.
And did you hear how white he was at first?
Men, like, you know, when he wanted to expose himself out for being down with the brothers, all of a sudden he, you know, got that Ebony's written lingo just kind of popping off the tongue there for Christ's sake.
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, we are in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, retweet the broadcast, spread it around like wildfire, and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
All right?
Third and final hour, for Christ's sake, baby.
All right?
And like I said, in the last part of the last hour, we were talking a little bit about Pakistan.
NASA Alien Attack Conspiracy Theories00:14:35
But it seems to me that nobody gives two rats' asses about Pakistan when they should, because if these Islamic fundamentalists take control of the country, we could have some nuclear goddamn disasters.
Nuclear war is inevitable.
You understand?
Is inevitable.
But anyway, let me move on to another subject matter since we're getting down to the final portion of the broadcast.
Let me go ahead and move through some of the subject matters.
I read an interesting article written by one of these offshoots of NASA, you know, the NASA's Planetary Science Division out of the Pennsylvania State University Academics Collegiate area or something.
Anyway, NASA is claiming, and I kid you not, that global warming could trigger an alien attack.
All right?
I kid you not.
This is what these idiot bookworm nerds put out today.
I kid you not.
This is an article that's been out there for Christ's sake.
All right?
Global warming could trigger an alien attack.
Now, why does the NASA Planetary Science Division at Pennsylvania State University, why are they saying that global warming could spawn an alien attack?
Well, according to them, all of our greenhouse gas emissions can actually be seen from space.
They can be witnessed by observers from other planets, so on and so forth.
And according to them, they believe that if one of these alien civilizations was to see the greenhouse gases that we're emitting from our planet, they are going to interpret that as some sort of a hostile perspective of the civilization that lives on that planet of origin.
You know, I mean, I kid you not.
I'm not making this crap up.
I'm not making up.
This is NASA here.
This is what our tax dollars are paying for.
And these stupid bookworms at NASA are bitching that their funding is getting cut.
You want to know why your funding is getting cut, you stupid bookworm nerds?
You're putting out crap like this, that global warming could trigger an alien attack from E.T., for Christ's sake.
It's stupid.
It's stupid.
And they're claiming that because of global warming and our gas house emissions, that we're making ourselves noticeable for outside observers in space, for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is stupid.
This is ridiculous, for Christ's sake.
That's why I'm glad NASA's getting its cutting.
As a matter of fact, we should just completely defund NASA completely.
They've done nothing.
They have done absolutely nothing except put satellites into space so that governments can keep track of our every freaking move via GPS and freaking Google Maps.
That's the only thing NASA has ever done.
has done nothing.
I'm sick of all these people that, oh, we need to continue to fund this, and we gotta continue and just say, shut up!
You're a bookworm little nerd.
And in my personal opinion, I think that NASA should not only be, you know, cut funding, but we should liquidate all the garbage riffraff that they created to the highest bidder so that we can get some of the money that we spent on this ridiculous program back for Christ's sake.
Sick of NASA for Christ.
I'm sick of these bookworm nerds from NASA.
They haven't done anything.
They've done nothing.
They've done nothing but put satellites into space so that governments can be more totalitarian.
That's it.
I mean, we haven't colonized the moon.
We haven't colonized Mars.
We haven't done shit.
So, you know, NASA, piss off, assholes.
All right?
Let me take a swig of this beer, and I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
This number to call.
Let me take a sip of this beer here.
Pretty good stuff, baby.
Woo!
What do you think about NASA, huh?
What do you think about them putting out this ad or putting out this ad, putting out this goddamn report that global warming could trigger a freaking alien attack?
I mean, have you ever heard of such a thing?
Let's take a hear from some of the listeners that are listening in right now.
Do you believe that an alien attack is imminent because of our global warming asses?
Area code 269, you're on the horn.
What do you think about it?
Hey, ghost.
I actually originally called up to mess around, but I just heard that.
I think that's the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
That's NASA, man.
That's NASA.
That isn't some makeshift, you know, a group of bookworms that are getting together, the science club, the astronomy club.
This is NASA putting this crap out.
Can you believe this?
No, I cannot.
Didn't they just sell NASA to Russia or something?
They should.
You know, they should sell NASA to Russia as far as I'm concerned because they've done nothing.
All right?
They have done absolutely nothing, and I'm sick of these idiot nerds, for Christ's sake.
You know, on the last episode of that ridiculous, stupid, liberal socialist program, Bill Maher, they actually had one of these, you know, so-called astrophysicists there, you know, trying to make the case for NASA.
And he made the most ridiculous, dumbfounded case for NASA I've ever heard in my life.
That we need to continue funding it so our children could possibly go into the future exploring space and have something to live for.
Huh?
Our children can have something to live for.
You've done diddly, NASA.
You've done nothing for Christ's sake.
You've done nothing.
I mean, as a matter of fact, I don't believe that we went to the moon.
I think you idiots lied about that crap.
As a matter of fact, I don't believe we're at Mars right now.
I believe that there's just all that Mars footage ain't nothing but a bunch of footage taken out of Nevada.
You know it and I know it.
All right?
You know it and I know it.
It's nothing but Nevada landscape for Christ's sake.
That isn't Mars.
I've been to Nevada.
I know what it looks like.
Give me a freaking break.
And then the moon.
Jesus Christ.
Like, I mean, you know, we're going to believe that, you know, shadows can go three different ways during a photography shot on the moon, for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
Hey, NASA, fuck you.
All right, you stupid, dumb, stupid, red-headed, four-eyed, freckle-faced, beaten stepchildren.
Screw you.
Give me a drink.
goddamn drink, for Christ's sake.
Excuse my French folks, but I just don't like NASA.
I'm sorry.
I don't like these pricks.
I don't like them.
All right?
I don't like them.
Anyway, let's take another caller here.
Thanks a lot for calling 269.
I appreciate it.
Area code 301, you're on the horn.
What's up?
That is pretty ridiculous that NASA thinks that global warming causes aliens, but that's not what I called for.
I just called the NASA.
better than that.
I mean, say it with some freaking feeling or something.
Say it with some soul, brother.
Anyway, let's see who else we got.
339, you're on the horn.
What do you think about NASA?
Hey, what about the International Space Station?
What about it?
Yeah, that could start colonizational space.
Also, you got to go.
No, it can't.
What makes you think that we're going to colonize in space?
We just got a stupid little satellite that's in the ionosphere that's being held there by the goddamn gravitational pull of the Earth.
We're not colonizing space.
You know, the only reason that we have people in that space station is to see the effects of space travel on human biology.
All right?
I mean, if you think that that space station is supposed to preserve human life if something happens to this world, it's ridiculous.
All right?
I mean, if you want to talk about colonization, we should have colonized the goddamn moon.
We should have taken a trip out to goddamn Mars and colonized that son of a bitch.
All right?
But, of course, we forget about the Van Allen radiation belt, you know, and how the human body could, no way, no shape, no form, be able to withstand the amount of radiation exposed at that particular radiation belt.
Henceforth, that's why all these ridiculous moon landings are a joke.
But, you know, who's really a goddamn astrophysicist anyway, for Christ's sake?
Anyway, who else we got?
603, you're on the horn.
What do you think about NASA?
You're just playing with your Peter Popper.
Who else?
832, what do you think about NASA?
Hello?
Yeah, what's up?
Hey, ghosts.
You know, it's just like Alex Jones predicted.
Alex Jills 2012.
Asshole, the Mayans predicted 2012.
If you want to credit anybody who's predicted anything for 2012, it was the freaking Mayans, not some fat-bloated, beer-gutted, pot-bellied, blowhard bastard from Austin, Texas.
All right?
Who else we got?
360, you're on the horn.
What do you think about NASA?
Oh, well, we can't understand you anyway.
Anyway, that's my two cents on NASA.
I think it's ridiculous.
This is an actual article put out by NASA.
I kid you not.
Here it is right here for all the folks that can't get a hold of it via Google or any of the social or search engines.
Here it is right here.
There's the link.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk a little bit about InTouch Magazine's claim that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are getting divorced.
Oh, they're going to get divorced.
Well, anyway, as this news report came out about InTouch Magazine claiming that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are getting separated, their little stupid, snot-nosed little spoiled brat son got on his Twitter, Trey Smith, and said, It's not true.
It's not true.
Mommy and Daddy are not getting divorced.
It's not true.
And, you know, the only reason I bring this up is because I think that the best thing that Will Smith could do is get away from that disgusting, you know, pathetic little chihuahua dog that he calls Jada Pinkett Smith.
You understand?
Get far away.
I mean, do you see what Jada Pinkett Smith has done to Will Smith?
Completely pussified him, for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is a little miniature pincher for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, this is Will Smith getting jiggy with it, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
The fresh Prince of Bel Air, you know?
I mean, men in black, this guy's got more money than sense.
And this Skankosaurus, little, you know, five four foot eight bitch has the audacity to sit over here and wave the finger in his face as if she is holier than thou.
Hey, Jada Pinkett Smith, we remember when you lived with Tupac as a quote-unquote friendbiach, all right?
We remember when you were out there in California, you know, living with Tupac as a so-called quote-unquote franbiatch.
I mean, come on, man.
Will Smith, you need to get the hell away from that bitch as far as possible.
I mean, I don't know about you, but there's something a little bit apprehensive on anybody who has any kind of, I don't know, integrity's part going in after Tupac Chico.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I don't know about getting Tupac's twelfths and then calling a marriage with Jada Pinkett Smith a marriage from heaven or something.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, she was living with Tupac Chaco, baby.
I mean, you just, you know, you just kind of forget about that.
I mean, when you're in the bedroom giving her the horizontal mambo, Will Smith, you mean to tell me that it doesn't cross your mind that, you know, Tupac was on that probably with about three or four death row record.
I'm just saying.
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
All right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this for Christy.
I'm just saying, Will Smith, get the hell away from that stupid bitch, all right?
That's all I'm saying, Will.
All right?
You can do better than that.
I know that she's probably going to eat you up in the child support payments, but the kids are already half-grown.
They should be all right.
All right?
And if she takes you to court for, you know, custody, just bring up the Tupac Chacot stuff.
All right?
It's all you got to do, Will.
You've been a good kid your whole life.
You know?
You've been a good kid your whole life.
just don't understand.
You're a good kid your whole life, Will Smith.
This was one of your bad moments.
Just cut it off like cancer and forget about it.
All right?
Forget about it.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
I just wanted to bring that up because I know we've got a lot of Will Smith fans that call up and play that little stupid dumbass Fresh Prince of Bel Air meme, which is like eight years old.
But once again, Will Smith, get rid of that Skankosaurus, really.
All right?
Straight up.
Now, I want to move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk about a man who's suing his doctor, believe it or not, for cutting off his penis without his consent.
Do y'all hear about this?
I kid you not, okay?
This man was prepped for surgery because apparently he wasn't cut.
You know, he was an uncircumcised male.
So apparently he didn't clean his shong head good enough, so he would get infections of his penis or something or whatever the case might be.
So inevitably, this man, he was like, I guess 50, 60, something years old, had to get circumcised as a result of these penis head infections.
Doctor Removes Cancerous Penis Tissue00:02:55
Well, when this doctor was performing surgery on this man to basically circumcise his foreskin, according to the doctor, he saw quote-unquote cancerous growths in the penis.
So the doctor in the middle of surgery in the circumcision decided to take it upon himself to just cut off the entire penis Instead of just doing the circumcision procedure, he took it upon himself to snap this guy's manhood from him, cut off his penis, and that's it.
Now, that dude, I don't even know if you want to call him a dude anymore.
He doesn't have a penis anymore.
This eunuch, this used to be man that used to have a penis, is suing the doctor.
And believe it or not, the doctor looks like he may win the case because when you sign these little documents before you go into a goddamn surgery, you basically give the right for the doctor to make these types of judgment calls in the middle of surgery.
Can you believe this crap?
You know, I cannot believe this crap.
And, you know, if you haven't been keeping up with this case, I mean, it's been pretty funny.
I mean, I feel bad for the guy without the penis, but, you know, it's been pretty funny, all right?
Anyway, the doctor said that in the middle of the procedure, when he was cutting off the foreskin, he said, and I'm quoting, I didn't expect to see cancer of the penis.
And when I saw cancer of the penis, I took it upon myself as my doctorly duty to cut the penis off so he can no longer be cancerous.
Meanwhile, this guy's sitting here without a penis, and he's like, look, I don't care if it had cancer.
I'll die of cancer.
I just want my penis.
I mean, honestly, how many guys would rather just die of cancer instead of having some doctor taking it upon himself to cut off your penis to save your life?
I'm just saying.
And then the doctor sitting here saying that he's doing his doctorly duty.
I'm serious.
This is a real story.
Look it up for yourself.
It's freaking hilarious.
All right.
But the guy's suing his doctor, and it looks like the doctor may win the case because you've got to watch what you sign before you participate in any goddamn transaction.
All right?
I mean, the doctor is absolved of this particular penis problem.
It's horrible.
Anyway, let me take a couple of calls or see if anybody's got anything to say about this, you know, the penis surgery.
Let's go ahead and take some calls right now.
We got, let's see, Area Coach 619.
What do you think about the penis, but hey, you know the alien thing?
Prank Callers and Originality Issues00:06:06
One of them gives us aliens green cards so he leave us alone from NASA.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm not talking about aliens from Mexico.
All right, there, Paco.
I'm not talking about aliens.
I'm talking about aliens from outer space.
That's what NASA was talking about.
Mato?
Do Nintendo?
Do Nintendo?
I'm not talking about goddamn aliens from the goddamn Mexico side of the border.
We're talking about goddamn aliens coming from space that NASA is claiming that because of our global warming, that we could entice a potential alien attack.
Jesus Christ, I'm telling you, come on.
Go eat a taco or something, man.
You learn something.
Jesus Christ, who else we got?
Area code 512, you're on the horn.
You know what?
Texas sucks the crumb up of a 57 chart.
Shove it up your ass, all right?
Shove it up your ass, all you audio splicing jerk dicks.
Piece of crap.
You keep that up.
I'll end this broadcast faster than you idiots can even say.
Stupid morons.
Right, so...
More beer.
Give me another beer for Christ's sake on this Taco Tuesday.
Hey, look, I'm keeping with the spirit of Taco Tuesday here.
I'm having some Mexican beer.
This is Wetas.
This is Wetas here.
You know, that's what Mexicans call Miller Highlight.
They call them Wetas, for Christ's sake.
Here we go.
Let me get some more beer for Christ.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of this new beer for Christ.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and chug the hell out of this beer.
Let me see if I can chug.
Remember, this is a tall boy.
This is a 16-ounce beer here, a whole pint.
Let me go ahead and do take a swig of this crap.
Let me see if I chug the whole damn beer here.
Sorry about that, folks.
Couldn't take all the beer.
It's only about a third left.
But let me take some more calls here.
What do you think about the guy with a missing penis?
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
661, what do you think about the missing penis?
Jesus Christ.
Nobody have anything to say about a missing penis?
347?
What do you think about the missing penis?
Hey, guys, it's Marty, age 12, look for some fun.
I want your skills all over my face.
Jesus Christ, these fruity bastards.
I'm telling you, man.
Just listen to that Fruity Bash.
Sorry, folks.
I don't like hearing fruity ass bastards trying to take a whiff on my butt crack.
I don't like that whatsoever.
It perturbs me, to say the least.
111.
Oh, well, no, 111.
You hung up right when I clicked on you, you stupid milky liquor.
917, what up?
Yo, ghost.
Yeah.
Can I talk about this NASA thing?
Because it pisses me off.
It's really pissing me off.
Because, you know, like, the way I look at it, because we're talking about all this budget stuff, and, you know, like, how much money do we give them?
I couldn't even tell you.
I know it could be in the trillions, all the stupid little endeavors that they've partook in in the past 50, 60 years.
I know.
And it's like, you know, now with this new report, I mean, now the idiots who believe it, now we're not going to get a mood spin off of Farmville.
I mean, I won the play.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That was funny.
Are you looking at the goddamn chat room?
You're a major fail, for Christ's sake.
I should give out your number right now and let everybody call you to let you know how much of a major fail you are.
Should I do that?
I think that's illegal, buddy.
No, I don't think so.
You called me up doing the prank call, and you are taking the risk of prank calling somebody.
I, in turn, am giving out the number in hopes of finding the perpetrator who's prank calling.
That's all I'm doing.
I'm doing investigative work here.
You're prank calling me.
I'm the victim here.
I'm a victim here.
Am I prank calling you?
How am I prank calling?
You're prank calling.
You just finished laughing like it was some big prank, like it was something to do.
I'm just saying, you know, I'm going to give out your number in hopes of somebody giving me some information to find out the perpetrator that's prank calling me.
What if I do that there, 917?
Stop out of the middle.
917-51.
Do you want me to give up the number?
No, I didn't prank call you.
I want to play Moonbelt.
Yeah, exactly.
All right.
You just made the shit list, you piece of crap.
All right, 917-517.
Should we continue?
Oh, you're not going to say nothing now, getting a little quiet there, boy?
Yeah, I would be quiet too.
Piece of crap.
Get out of here!
Get him off!
Piece of garbage.
All right?
Now, look, you notice that I don't give out everybody's number.
I'm not a jerk like that.
But if you're an unoriginal piece of garbage and you're laughing at your freaking self, you deserve what the hell happens to you.
You understand there, 917-517.
Huh?
I mean, if you're going to call up, at least be a little bit original, for Christ's sake.
Discovery Channel Monkey Evolution Claims00:08:58
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter since nobody gives a crap about the guy who got his penis taken from him, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Let me go ahead and let me take another caller here.
Well, no, you know what?
Let me move on to another subject matter.
All right?
The subject matter that I want to discuss today is something that I watched on the Discovery Channel.
I believe it was the day before yesterday.
It may have been Sunday.
It may have been Sunday.
Now, what I wanted to talk about is how the Discovery Channel put out this, I don't know if it was some kind of a special, some kind of a programming series called The Science of Lust.
Now, I was a little interested in the program, seeing what the hell this Discovery Channel was going to say, but do you know what the hell they said?
These idiots in this ridiculous, stupid program were saying that the reason that evolution happened from primate to human being was the fact that monkeys, believe it or not, at least female monkeys, have their vagina in the back region area where, you know, the ass is because they walk on all four legs.
You know, their vagina is exposed in the air like their ass.
It's in their ass.
So what the monkeys do is they kind of just go and take it.
You know, they just go and take it.
I don't know if you've ever seen a monkey just go in the back of some female monkey.
They just go and take it for Christ's sake, like, you know, primal animal.
All right?
Well, believe it or not, Discovery Channel claims that the reason that we evolved into human beings was because the female monkeys got a little bit too tired of getting their poontang taken from them.
So they decided instead of walking on all four limbs, they decided to stand up straight.
And as a result of standing up straight, the monkeys could no longer get in back of these female monkeys and take the ass and take the poontang.
They could no longer take the poontag because the female monkeys were standing straight up and the vagina was no longer exposed in that fashion.
So as a result, according to the Discovery Channel, male monkeys had to get a little bit more creative in persuading the female monkey into giving up the poontang.
All right?
And this is the Discovery Channel's excuse for evolution, for Christ's sake.
I kid you not, for Christ's sake, this is what they're claiming spawned human consciousness.
They're claiming that the reason human consciousness and the reason human beings evolved was because the female monkey decided to walk erect and not expose her poontang to get taken.
And as a result, the male monkey had to sit here and, I don't know what, buy these bitches bananas?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
But they had to get creative in persuading the female monkey to give it up.
I mean, it's just disgusting.
It is just horrible.
That is just disgraceful, for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
Give me a gun.
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, we evolved because all little female monkeys decided to walk up straight and male monkeys had to get creative to get in the pants to get into the snatch.
That's the evolution?
Is that what you're trying to feed me here, Discovery Channel?
I mean, give me a freaking break for Christ's sake.
God, Jesus Christ.
I mean, what else are they going to make up for Christ's sake?
What else are they going to make up out of themselves, for Christ's sake?
Christ, give me the thumb, Mike, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what else are these goddamn scientists going to make up out of their ass?
Huh?
I can't believe the Discovery Channel.
Let me tell you something.
The Discovery Channel should be ashamed of itself.
The Discovery Channel just made my shit list for this ridiculous explanation for evolution.
I mean, I've heard a lot of dumbass ideas in my day.
But to claim that humans evolved from monkeys because the female monkey decided to not walk on all four limbs, exposing her poontang to whoever had a hard penis, instead decided to walk on two legs, fully erect, and actually had the male monkey get creative and getting into the snatch hole.
I just, there's no way that I'm going to believe that, and I can't believe that the Discovery Channel actually put forth this notion as if it was legitimate.
Oh, my God.
It doesn't make perfect sense.
It makes perfect sense to you because you're primitive, primalistic idiots that can't even conduct yourselves in capitalism so that you can survive and live lavish.
So, of course, it makes perfect sense to you, morons, because, you know, you idiots believe that human beings were shitted out of a monkey's ass.
And as a result, human beings are here.
Stupid idiots.
You know?
Stupid morons.
You know what really makes me sick is that all these idiots that claim that we came from monkeys and that there were other major civilizations before human beings, you know, that were just as intelligent and so on and so forth.
Well, where are their ruins?
How about that?
Where are the dinosaur ruins of dinosaur kingdoms and castles and things of that nature?
Where are the monkey ruins of the monkey temples and things of that nature?
You want to know why they don't exist?
Because they weren't human beings, you idiots.
I mean, don't you understand that human beings are the only living organism on this planet that has been blessed with the idea of not only human consciousness and free will, but the ability to obtain knowledge and to bequeath it to generation after generation.
No other living organism on this planet has ever, ever made that type of adaptation in this realm.
And human beings are the only precedent.
So to sit over here and make this conscious, make this stupid idea that, oh, well, there was other beings that ruled this earth that were just as intelligent as human beings.
Well, where are their ruins at?
Where are remnants of their civilizations?
Where are their pottery and, you know, their, you know, anything, writings, hieroglyphs, anything.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
So you all can sit here and give me this nonsense.
You don't know your asses from your elbows.
That's why all you evolutionists, you know, that shove this goddamn evolution concept down our throat, that's why you don't know your ass from your elbow.
All right?
I mean, you idiots are sitting here saying that, you know, we came out of a monkey's ass.
Or we were some amphibious amphibious sea m I don't know, sea monster that, you know, crawled up from the sea and developed legs or something.
Stupid crap.
Give me a drink.
goddamn drink, for Christ's sake.
I cannot believe this crap.
And people are believing this, man.
Look at these people.
Look at these people.
They're like, it makes perfect sense, ghost.
It makes perfect sense.
That's why humans evolve.
Because the female monkey, instead of walking on all fours, you know, exposing the vagina to any monkey that wants to get in back of her and take it, she decided to walk straight up and put the vaginal wall down so that the male monkey had to persuade you.
She had to persuade the male monkey and just give me a freaking break.
It doesn't make perfect sense, you idiot.
It does not make perfect sense.
Stop saying that.
It doesn't.
Anyway, without any further ado, I think that's about it.
I think we've pretty much covered the whole spectrum of everything that was on the broadcast today.
And I'm surprised, too, because I usually don't get around to everything as much as I do, but I've been trying to keep the flow of the program.
So without any further ado, folks, it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the program, folks, all right?
Everybody's favorite part of the program, and I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Stopping Radio Graffiti on Air00:15:05
And for all the folks that don't know about radio graffiti, well, before we get into that, let me go ahead and take some Twitter shout-outs, all right?
Because I know there's a lot of people who like the Twitter shout-outs.
So I'm going to go ahead and do them.
So instead of retweeting the first tweet, tweet at me, all right?
Tweet at me, and I'll give you a tweet.
All right?
Or I'll give you a shout-out.
All right.
Let me go ahead and give some shout-out.
Do we have any shout-outs, Engineer?
All right, we got a couple of them here.
Remember, if you want a shout-out, tweet at me, all right?
Ghost Politics is the name.
All one word, no underscores.
Ghost politics.
All right, who do we got here?
We got Princess Bitch.
What's going on?
We got F-U-U-U-U-Dave.
Issue 313.
What's going on?
We got Cosmo CB, British Brian in the house.
We got Rubrikaloo.
Who else do we have here?
We got We Should Feel Bad.
And screw you.
I don't feel bad about nothing.
How about that?
I don't feel bad about a goddamn thing.
We got Faiziel Micah.
What's going on?
We got, oh, I'm not going to say that.
We got Dr. Poop Tickler.
We got Honky the Bear.
We got Pinky Rocks.
We got Conno Sewer.
We got Private Poop McTickle.
We got Fetus Tickler.
We got Free Dabbitt.
We got Poop Pickler.
We got Lieutenant Poop Tickler.
Baby Taint Lick.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
We got Pot Me Crotch.
We got Evil X3 Footman.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We got Forex Capitalists in the place.
Philip Krangle.
Who else we got?
We got Ghost Brony.
Oh, there you go.
That's great.
Freaking Brony's up in here.
We got Gasgara up in the place.
RJD 279.
Nearly epic.
Who else we got?
We got Dark Razors.
Even though that asshole is going to sit over here and continue to upload videos.
I mean, he's already on my shit list.
We got Imonyx.
We got Capitalized Now.
We got Mummy Poop Tickler.
We got Alex the DJ.
Hey, Alex the DJ.
It's you, you idiot, that were sitting here making that ridiculous song about me.
You're on my shit list.
I don't even know why you're tweeting at me, you freaking fruit bowl.
Who else do we got?
We got DJ Thuggin'ass.
We got Lemonite Brony.
We got Poopy McTickle.
We got Uncle Poop Tickle.
Who else do we got?
We got Boy on Pluto.
We got Blank Flank One.
We got Grenade Plasma.
We got Chieftain Darth.
Celestia Radio.
Screw you, Brody assholes.
Who else do we got?
We got, I'm not going to say that.
Soldier Leaf Hat.
We got Taseki Brony.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We got Baby Poop Tickle.
We got MSIM 93.
What's going on, man?
Who else do we got?
We got Grandma Poop Corn.
Jesus, you six sons of bitches, man.
You are some sick son of a bitches.
I'm telling you that right now.
You should always feel some kind of ashamed of yourself.
You know what I'm saying?
You should feel a little bit ashamed of yourself.
I'm not going to say, look at these names.
They're just getting worse and worse as we continue.
Look at these six sons of bitches.
Huh?
Yeah, here's Flaming Nipple Chops and the Whore Master.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
That's enough.
That's enough, engineer.
That's enough.
Anyway, we're going to go ahead and go into Radio Graffiti, folks.
And for you folks that are unfamiliar with Radio Graffiti, all you have to do to participate is to give me a call right now, 646-652-4869.
And when I call on your area code or your Skype name, you have three to four seconds thereafter to say whatever it is that you have to say on your mind.
It doesn't matter what you want to say.
All right, whatever's on your mind, say it and say it now.
All right?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's start radio graffiti and let's start it right now.
All right, let's take it.
Dr. Poop Tickler, Radio Graffiti.
I am your host, the Manda Coldhost.
The goddamn racist.
I'm the goddamn piece of the crap.
It's out of here.
Get off.
Get him off.
I've warned you, idiots.
All right.
Texas Troll, Radio Graffiti.
I'm racist niggers are a pimple on the ass of America.
And I'll.
You sick son of a bitch.
You know what I mean?
You sick son of a bitch.
God get off.
God damn it.
I'm sick of this crap.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something, you sorry sacks of crap.
All you audio splicers out there, you know, you idiots better get a goddamn recording contract with death row records or something because you idiots are making me say garbage I'm never even set.
You're making me say crap.
I'm never even set for Christ's sake.
And believe me, you idiots are going to rule the day.
You will rule the day that you made a jackass of ghost of True Capitalist Radio.
I guarantee you, I am taking the necessary steps to make sure that I get punitive damages out of each and every one of you assholes that are sitting here trying to make complete jackass out of me.
I'm not joking, folks.
I'm not joking.
This is a serious, serious statement here.
All right?
I'm going to make sure that I get punitive damages out of each and every one of you people that are besmirching my broadcast, that are besmirching the integrity of my name for Christ's sake.
I kid you not.
All right?
I kid you not.
And when you idiots have to, you know, pay punitive damages, I don't want you all saying, oh, it's not fair.
It's not fair.
I don't want you idiots saying.
That's all I'm saying.
All right, that's all I'm saying.
Anyway, that's enough, Skype callers.
You idiots suck anyway.
267 Radio Graffiti.
Goddamn assholes.
571, radio graffiti.
Suck, take up.
You're white cracker-ass cracker.
I don't know why you're even talking that way.
Oh, wait a minute.
Let's stop radio graffiti a second.
I see somebody on the line here.
It's everybody's favorite.
It's True Capitalist Radio's regular.
And I'm talking about Goofy Bone.
Just give her a bone.
What's going on, Goofy Bone?
How's it going, man?
Wait a minute.
Oh, wait.
Where the hell are you?
Hey, where are you, Goofy Bone?
I just called.
Where did you just hung up or what?
Oh, well, Goofy Bone hung up.
Anyway, let's continue on with radio graffiti.
Get to you on Radio Graffiti, I guess.
All right, 208, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, I hate you all.
Rape your mom.
Well, I doubt you would.
You sound like a fruit bowl.
You probably rape my dad before you rape my mom there, fruity ass.
405, radio graffiti.
It ain't nothing, but the hound nigger.
You stumbled on that word.
Are you alright?
478, radio graffiti.
Yeah, Ghost, I want to take your wife to the gold corral so I can show her how a capitalist does it, baby.
Shut up, your ass, all right?
Screw you, you idiot.
All right, you're a sick son of a bitch, and I hope there's some goddamn authority watching over you.
563, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, is this me?
Yeah, it's you.
But too bad, you don't have too much time to say anything.
269, radio graffiti.
Cancerlot.net.
Sign up, Flutter Rage.
Shut up.
318, radio graffiti.
Dude, this show has more audio splashers than rapture.
I'm failing to make the connection.
571, radio graffiti.
Taking too long.
201, radio graffiti.
What is the engineer sound like there's something of yours in his throat?
Shut up.
All right.
Don't make fun of the engineer.
He's doing his job.
All right.
I don't like you sitting on your fat ass collecting checks from the government.
At least the engineer's doing his job.
Isn't that right, engineer?
That's what I'm saying, man.
Don't be making fun of the goddamn engineer, you scumbag.
786, radio graffiti.
Well, fuck you, Texas.
I'm fucking low and starting here.
And fuck your dumbass mother whole and fuck her in the ear.
Fuck up that.
Never mind.
Anyway, 520, radio graffiti.
Arizona shout out.
Arizona shout-out.
Jesus Christ.
Who gives a crap about Arizona?
That's a nuclear waste dump.
347, radio graffiti.
Hey, Margie, Dan, why are you talking my ass?
Jesus.
781, radio graffiti.
Not playing.
Say something.
When I call on your goddamn number, say something, you deaf mute assholes.
5-7-3, Radio Graffiti.
Son of a bitch.
339, radio graffiti.
Open your hole, they got a P. You got a P?
Well, put a cork in it.
508, radio graffiti.
Hey, Coast, are you the fresh prince of Ponybill?
Are you shut up?
405, radio graffiti.
Fuck the goddamn bronies.
Well, I hear you on that.
Let me second you on that one.
Let me take a chug of beer on that one for Christ's sake.
Here we go.
Ah.
All right, let's take some more calls.
603, radio graffiti.
You're a deaf mute, you stupid jerk dick.
I don't even know why you call up for Christ's sake.
Who else we got?
111, radio graffiti.
Heidi!
Hi, Jesus Christ.
We got an eight-year-old tard, for Christ's sake.
563, radio graffiti.
Harter, ghost.
I'll die.
Oh, my God.
That was the most sickest crap I've ever heard.
Did everybody hear that asshole squeal for Christ's sake?
Oh, my God.
That, my friends, is what these bronies sound like when they finally take one in the pooper.
Did y'all hear that right there?
Oh, my God.
It's Taco Tuesday, obviously.
Anyway, 571, Radio Graffiti.
What's your favorite kind of choosing?
Shut up.
619 Radio Graffiti.
What do you, wait, wait, wait, wait, you techno boy?
Huh?
What is this?
Party boy or something?
You're going to rip off your pants, start dancing around in your freaking underwear?
Get this idiot.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
919, radio graffiti.
Is there any resemblance on the hair on your head and the hair on the cubes?
Stupid idiot.
267 Radio Graffiti.
That was fruity.
405, radio graffiti.
I'm an upcoming capitalist and I say, fuck the fucking bronies.
Fuck!
You're damn right, man.
These bronies are ridiculous.
786, radio graffiti.
And now they say, yeah.
I say, hey.
Come on, keep singing.
What's going on?
And I say, hey, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, yeah, yeah.
I say, hey, what's going on?
Anyway, that was a group of bulldykes.
Here we go.
917, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, can you send me a gift on Farmville?
I'll send you a gift with a boot in your ass.
360 Radio Graffiti.
I'm getting sick of that goddamn song.
Do you understand that?
That asshole who created that song, you better watch his ass.
That's all I got to say.
He just made my shit list.
770, Radio Graffiti.
When you say give me the mic, who are you talking to?
Don't worry about who I'm talking.
Just sit there and shut up and listen.
917, radio graffiti.
Ghost, is the engineer part of the clan or just you?
And when you.
You stupid dumb fruit balls.
Shut up and take whatever you got in your mouth out.
571, radio graffiti.
You're sitting here playing with your Peter Popper.
917, Radio Graffiti.
Hello?
Yeah, goodbye.
563, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, go if the Grand Dragon misses you.
You should go to your meeting tomorrow.
Shut up, alright?
You sound like a Mexican.
How the hell would you know?
610, radio graffiti.
Are you a melting muffing pot of friendship, melting melting pot?
Melting melting pot of friendship, melting melting pot.
Shut up, all right, asshole.
All right, stop trying to sound like that stupid little circus song that some Jagoff made of me on YouTube, all right?
Let me make this perfectly clear, all right?
I am a melting pot of friendship.
I know there's a lot of people making a big joke out of it on the internet out here, but I am a melting pot of friendship.
And for all you idiots that continue to assert that I'm some kind of a racist, that is a false indictment, that is a slanderous lie, and you people that continue to say it, once again, you are going to get punitive damages taken out from your ass.
That's all I got to say.
I am not a racist.
All right?
Piece of shit.
718, Radio Graffiti.
Melting pot of friendship, melting, melting pot.
Milky melting pot of friendship.
Milky melting pot of crack.
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Get the hell out of there.
I'm telling you, you idiots, I don't even have to be here for Christ's sake.
You understand?
I could be on 6th Street right now.
It'd be Miller time.
It's Tuesday on 6th Street.
Do you understand?
On 6th Street on Tuesdays, they got dollar, you call it alcohol.
Do you understand that?
That means no matter what alcohol you're drinking, it's $1 alcohol, baby.
Dollar, you call it!
I could be out there conducting myself in that kind of activity.
Instead, I'm sitting here with a bunch of little jerk dicks like you sitting here calling me up, acting like some freaking stupid gut.
Damn it!
God damn it!
God damn all of you!
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn all of you!
God damn it!
Stupid piece of crap!
And look at you, you all think this is real funny.
Look at these people!
Look at them!
They think this is a joke!
They think this is some kind of a goddamn joke or something, for Christ's sake!
They're laughing!
Look at them!
They're laughing at me!
God damn it!
I don't deserve this!
Dude, what's that?
And I'm sick and tired of my show being besmirched by all these assholes who are probably the bowels of the losers of America.
They're probably the bowels of society, for Christ's sake.
God damn it, you saw a sack of crap.
Jesus Christ.
Give me the mic for Christ.
Give me the mic.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Damn it.
God damn it.
Damn it!
Drink!
Oh, Jesus Christ, my heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, I need that goddamn drink.
All right, give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me that goddamn mic for Christ's sake.
All right, that's it for radio graffiti.
I'm sick and tired of it.
That's enough of this crap.
That's enough of radio graffiti.
I'm going to give some shout-outs, but before I give some shout-outs, let me go ahead and open up another beer right now.
Woo!
Oh, yeah.
Everybody hear that right there, folks?
Everybody hear that?
going to take a chug of this beer here.
Now, folks, I'm going to go ahead and I am going to say shout-outs to everybody who's sitting here in the chat room with me right now.
All right.
Everybody who's sitting in here in the chat room with me right now, I'm going to give him a shout-out.
So let's go ahead and do it.
We got 0-0-0 Princess Trolestia.
We got 0-0 Melting Pout of Alcohol.
We got 0 and Hero.
We got 0A Mick Lanceman.
We got 0 Brony's Love Taseki.
We got 0 Extreme Rule 34 on Ghost.
We got 0 Fluttershy is best.
Zero Ghost Loves.
I'm not saying that.
Zero Ghost Brony.
We got Zero.
I'm not going to say that either.
I'm not going to say any of these disgusting, despicable, sick, perverted names.
We got zero Jehovah.
Zero Kavalik.
We got zero Poop Tickler III.
We got zero Pope Tickler Jr.
We got zero Pope Poop Tickler.
We got zero running poop tickler.
We got zero zero Dr. Poop Tickler MD.
We got zero Lord Poop Tickler.
We got zero Tex.
I can't even say that.
We got two Fat for Spandex.
We got five star General Poop Tickler.
We got Aaron A. Cake.
We got A. Bamber.
We got Adrian Navarro, a Fat Man.
We got Akiro Futo.
We got Elden Pyle.
We got Alex the Great.
We got Alkway.
Who else we got?
I'm not going to say that, you idiot.
Anders Templar.
We got Andy Tags, Anane Mouse, Ann the Wizard, Another Donut, Apple Bloom NP, Area Code 304, ARL Net.
What's going on, ARL Net?
How you doing?
We got Arthur22, Ass Gargle.
Ass Gargle?
That's kind of original.
We got Astro Bug.
We got Band Question Mark.
We got Balasic.
We got Blank Flank.
We got Bobel.
Who else we got?
We got Boris Slav Anisov.
We got Brony's Never Die.
We got Bronified.
We got some asshole, named Brony Lover.
We got some idiot named Brutal Ass Master.
We got Brutal Ass Master Jr.
We got Brutal Thundercunt.
We got Bud Via's Ears.
What's going on?
We got Cameron Golan.
We got Canadads.
We got a Canadian Socialist in here, you stupid Canadian bacon bastard.
We got Cannibal Matrix, Celestia Radio, Chief Poop Tickler, Christopher Reeves.
We got somebody named Communist Single Mom, for Christ's sake, Coronary Zero, Cornman, Cosbro, Crazy StuckUp, C.S. Charlie in the place, Double Agent169, Dan Newton, Delvert Alvarado, Derek E, Derpenteelism.
We got Derpy Shy, Desert Rose in the place.
What's going on, Desert Rose?
We got Discard Skype, DJ Thuggin'ass, DJ Pond X3.
We got, I'm not going to say that.
We got Dr. Poop Tickler.
We got El Sahoma Loco.
We got Emo Fluttershy.
We got, I don't even know.
I'm not going to say that.
We got Firefox Zero, Flutterpie, Fluttershy 11, Fluttershy 123, Fluttershy Guy, Free Mark, Future DMB in the house, Game Boy69er, Gatsby Capitalist, some idiot jerk ass calling himself the ghetto ghost.
All right.
Who else we got?
We got, I'm not going to say that.
We got Ghost is My Daddy.
We got Ghost Likes Ponies.
We got Ghost is.
I'm not going to say that, you stupid sack of crap.
We got Good Wrench.
Hey, man, we got Goofy Bone.
Just gave her a bone.
What's going on, Goofy Bone?
We got all the guests up in the place.
What's going on to all the guests that are chilling like some villains up in here?
Why don't you follow me on Twitter, huh?
Ghost Politics is the name to follow, baby.
All right?
If you're not following it, well, what the hell are you doing?
You know what I mean?
What the hell are you doing, for Christ's sake?
Ghost politics right here.
All right.
All one word, no underscores, ass clowns.
All right?
Follow me on Twitter.
Who else we got?
We got Gurak.
We got Harry Cox.
We got Heavy Weapon Guy.
Honky the Bear.
Horrell Poot.
We got Humpy Hardur.
We got Icy Butts.
We got R I Y Z. All right.
We got Isle of Seaman, Ivan Di Santiago, Jake Keith, Jerry Zelensky, Jiz Brony.
Yeah, I'm sure you're a Jiz Brony.
You got it all over your face.
What else we got?
We got Jesus Christ.
We got JL Young813.
Who else do we got?
We got John Brand.
We got John Guy, Josh Jacoby, Joshua Thornton, Jub Jub Joe.
We've got Justin Burris, Kel Poyce.
We've got Curlerado.
We got Kurt Tale.
We got King of Thorns.
We got Cool Shadow.
We got KX Can Radio.
We got Liam Glucky.
We got Light Yagami.
We got who else we got?
Lord Zoke?
Zork, excuse me, Love Synthesis.
We got Low Fat Sperm.
We got Lurking.
We got Lyra and Bon Bon.
We got Maury Power.
We got Max McComb.
We got McMuffin2033.
Melting Pot of Racist.
Yeah, shove it up, your ass.
We got Men O M, Menstrel Merc Hat, Mexican Ghost, Mike Net.
We got Mike Cohen, Milf Hunter.
We got Mummy, Yummy Lemons, Moondancer, Moon Rabbit, Mother Russia.
We got Mr. Metal Goth, MSIM 93, Mudkips.
We got Mystery Orion.
We've got Navy Husky, Nigerian, Nutter222, OHMAD, Philip, Pinkie Pie, Plasma Grenade, Polly Phoney, Poop Tickler the Third, Poop Tickler, Poop Tickler Uncle, Pop G,
Prankster Pinkie Pie, Princess Celestia, R Dev 279, Ruben Floan, Rubrika Lou, Sam Baker 743, Sasmia Jaria, Satan is good, Satan is my pal, Scotty Mate, Scrooge McDuck, Skull 155, we've got Senior Senior Caro, we've got Shea Diall, we got Simply X,
we got Sir Poop Tickler, we got Sir Poop Tickling, we got Snatch Liquor, we got Socialist Poop Tickler, we got Ghost spreading around like wildfire, we got Static, Stuquan, Taco Supreme Man, Tampon Ninja, Tokaka, we got Texas for the Win, Texas, I'm not gonna say that, we got The Guy 1337, The Rock, 88.
What else we got?
We got Tarius III, Trolesta Molesta, T-T-O-T-I, Twinkle Sparkle 2012, Twinkle Sparkle FTW.
Who else we got?
We got Unique Rose, Victor Robarts, we got Vid Murs, we got Von Rich the Finn, we got What What in the Butt.
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We got Were Were, we got, and the last but not least, Zendrik Yeager.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It's been great.
I'm going to be here tomorrow for Fruit Bowl Wednesday for all the folks that are keeping track of the program.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
I'm not going to have any after-show radio graffiti.
I've got to go out, do some things, folks, so I'm sorry.
I can't do it, but I'll probably do some after-the-show radio graffiti tomorrow for Fruit Bro Wednesday.
I want everybody to be here, same place, same time, baby.
I broadcast every day, or at least I try to broadcast every day, Monday through Friday, from 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And of course, I may do a voice chat later on this evening, folks.
So if you want to participate in that, well, follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All right, all one word, no underscores.
Give me a follow right now, Ghost Politics.
And, you know, who knows?
Maybe I will.
Maybe I will do a damn, you know, chat room session tonight and a chat with a few people that are sitting here chilling like some villains with me, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, folks, let me take one more swig out of this goddamn beer right here.
Let me go ahead and take a swig.
Hey, thanks to everybody who's tuning in to the True Capitalist radio broadcast.
And I want to thank everybody.
Everybody who's spreading the word about the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I want to thank everybody who follows the financial and economic guidance of Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
I know that you're capitalizing.
And last but not least, I want to thank everybody who takes it upon themselves to listen to the live broadcast.
Let me tell you, I know I've got thousands of listeners who listen to me through the podcast.
I mean, I understand that, but you have to be here.
You have to be here in the live show.
There's nothing like it, 4 to 7 p.m. Central Standard Time.
That's Texas time.
All right, look it up to where it correlates to your part of the world.
Anyway, folks, once again, thank you very much for tuning in with me.
Long live the capitalist movement.
And remember, I am doing a show tomorrow, so don't forget to be here.
Same place, same time, and make sure to tell everybody you know about it.
All right?
Make sure you tell everybody you know.
Hey, and follow me on Twitter, all right, because I may do a chat room session later on this evening.
And maybe you can come by and chat some politics, chat some economics, chat some capitalist endeavors with us.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
Oh, yeah, and one more thing.
If you haven't had your fair fix of True Capitalist Radio and you want to listen to an episode, well, by God, every episode that I have ever conducted on the broadcast here on the internet has been saved, time-dated, and stamped in the archive, folks.
And you can get to there at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
It's got every single broadcast I have ever conducted that I have ever conducted throughout the internet.
All right?
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
All right?
Here it is.
All right, make sure to, you know, look through all the old episodes, man.
I got like almost five years, five years in this internet broadcasting business.
So, by God, go out there and check out the damn archive for Christ's sake, man.
Learn a little bit about the evolution of the show that is True Capitalist Radio.
There it is.
And moreover, folks, I think it goes without saying, if you are a true capitalist, if you are a true capitalist, well, by God, join the Capitalist Army, all right?
CapitalistArmy.com is the name of the website to join.
It's an exclusive social network community exclusively for the capitalists.
And I'm talking about the true capitalists.
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Anyway, I am out of here.
Thank you for tuning in with me, folks.
Long live the capitalist movement.
And Death the Bronies.
Good night, everybody.
I'm out of here.
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