Ghost hosts True Capitalist Radio episode 137, analyzing a volatile global market crash and predicting gold will surge to $2,000 before collapsing. He defends Texas Governor Rick Perry's evolution views while condemning Obama's Martha's Vineyard vacation and criticizing the West Memphis Three's celebrity advocates as "devil-worshiping jerk dicks." Amidst hostile chat interactions involving racist and homophobic slurs, Ghost threatens to cancel broadcasts, arguing that unchecked government entitlements and liberal regimes destroy civility, ultimately asserting that only capitalism can save society from chaos. [Automatically generated summary]
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Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it, period.
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The man they call...
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What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
It's Baller Friday for all the people that are out there that are unaware.
Every Friday here on True Capitalist Radio is Baller Friday.
And I want to thank everybody who's tuning in with me on episode number 137.
That's 137 for all the folks that are keeping track with the True Capitalist broadcast.
And before we get into anything else, folks, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
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And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
Once again, folks, it's Baller Friday.
Before we get into anything, where's my...
Give me that drink for Christ's sake.
Here we go.
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And I know I've gotten some tweets from some folks asking me whether or not it's worth the investment on to upgrading from Johnny Walker black label to Johnny Walker blue label.
And I'm saying, hell yes, it is.
As a matter of fact, they actually have a Johnny Walker gold label, which is even more lavish living, so to speak.
But I want to say cheers to everybody who's out there living lavish on this Baller Friday.
I want to say cheers to all the true capitalists that are out there living lavish and not sitting here holding out their hand waiting for Big Brother government to give them a goddamn loaf of bread like most of the damn losers that are out here in America today.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a sip of this.
I'm feeling great.
Pretty good stuff.
Market Volatility Explained00:15:52
Anyway, folks, let me get right to the markets because as we're seeing, we're continuing to see this helter-skelter market unfold itself.
Not to mention, the investors in this market seem to be, for a lack of a better term, a little bit ballless.
Because I have no idea what the hell at least the American investors are doing cashing out out here in this goddamn equities environment.
Now, don't get me wrong, there are some economic data to spook a lot of those fundamental bearish players out there.
Not to mention, we've got this complete and utter cluster bang, to phrase it as delicately as possible.
There's an utter disaster happening in Europe right now.
They are literally having the precursors of what transpired here in the United States in 2008.
And in my personal opinion, I think that everybody should keep our eye on what the hell is going to transpire out here in Europe because unfortunately, I think that this could have a contagious effect that could, and it's obviously affecting now the markets on a mass scale.
Now, for everybody who's out there in the markets, whether or not to go in, whether they should take some of these opportunities and start buying, I would basically take every equity case-by-case basis.
Take a look at the charts, take a look at the trends of that particular equity, take a look at its fundamentals, take a look at whether there's going to be demand in the future, whether there's profitability.
These are the type of factors that you have to go into play when bottom feeding on some of these potential equity opportunities.
Not to mention, those folks that are still a little uncertain on where to get in on any of these equities as these stocks retract because of this goddamn ballless investment community.
What I strongly suggest to those that don't really understand how to calculate these patterns and these waves of investor sentiment and investor emotional impulsiveness, because that's exactly what we're witnessing here in this equities market.
I strongly advise people to go out and look for equities that not only are on a cheap end because of this retraction, not only cheap in price, but a potential incentive to buy the stock, so to speak.
What am I talking about?
I'm talking about dividends.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm talking about dividend-based stock investing at this point in time because we have no idea when the bottom is going to come out.
Remember, investors are acting very ridiculous at this point in time.
But in my personal opinion, I'm fairly well.
I've cashed out greatly within the past several years as we've rebounded from the last 2008 crash.
And as a result, I'm staying long on the positions that I'm long in at this point in time.
And I'm gaining liquidity on these choppy waves in this volatile market that we have in today's America.
I mean, it's just such a volatile market that if you are fortunate enough to be able to legally day trade in America, yeah, that's right.
You have to legally be able to day trade.
For those folks that don't know, thanks to the yes we can financial regulation perception of our government, the only people that are exclusive to trade in a day trader or pattern-like trading fashion are those that have $50,000 in a brokerage account or $25,000 in a brokerage account on margin.
And what's really sad is that there's people out there, there's individuals that got about $10,000, they own $15,000, $20,000 they can put into a brokerage account and start taking advantage of these choppy waves that are going on in every goddamn stock throughout the stock market, folks.
I kid you not.
I know there's people out here saying, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I want you to talk about prank calls and you trolls and well, my friend, if you're sitting here saying you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, you're going to be in a breadline.
You're going to be in a goddamn breadline.
You're going to be herding on buses.
You're going to be inoculated with whatever the hell the government's going to inoculate you with because you're a useless piece of drain on civilization.
All right.
What you should be recognizing is the fact that I am giving people the insight to potentially profit even amidst a financial retraction here.
And what I'm saying is, if you take a look at the volatility, if you take a look at the day chart of any equity and you take a look at the peaks and valleys that happen throughout that day, there are opportunities for you to day trade in that stock and get some easy liquidity.
It's that simple.
It's that simple, baby.
And that's what I'm doing.
You know, even though I'm sitting here on long positions and a lot of them are taking hits because of this economic retraction, I am sitting here day trading, options trading, shorting, utilizing all the other financial instruments available to investors to be able to leverage any potential hits that I'm taking because of this economic contraction.
Not to mention what have I been saying for the past three weeks, baby.
Hell, not just three weeks.
What have I been saying since the first broadcast of True Capitalist Radio?
I'm talking about rioting this gold bubble, baby.
And you know what?
I don't even want to get to gold now.
Let's just wait.
Let's get through the markets.
And then I want to get to your calls.
It's Bowler Friday, folks.
I hope that you people are just as hyped as I am.
But let's take a look at the market.
We saw another retraction today.
The Dow Jones Industrials is down 172.93 points, a percentage decrease of 1.57%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials today at 10,817.70 points.
And let me tell you something, that don't look good.
S ⁇ P 500 also goes down today, 17.12 points, a percentage decrease of 1.50%, closing out the S ⁇ P 500 at 1,123.53 points.
The NASDAQ also on the decrease, even though it got basic kicked to the balls yesterday, it was down over 5% yesterday.
Today, it continues the downfall, down 38.59 points, a percentage decrease of 1.62%, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,341.84 points.
Let's talk about the FTSE, our brethren across the pond.
It looks like a complete and utter global sell-off across the board.
The FTSE 100 didn't fare well at all.
It was down 51.47 points, down 1.01%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,040.76 points.
Let me tell you, I was looking at this market.
I've got a couple of investments in this particular market.
And I kid you not, this damn thing went 4,900.
It went into the damn 4,000 range, the FTSE 100.
So this is obviously a damn global spook, a goddamn global sell-off.
And you're going to Helter-Skelter market, pausing all the volatility, a bunch of emotional, impulsive investors, a lot of people that don't know what the hell is going on.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
At first, we saw commodities kind of wavering.
But there, towards the end, as the days trading started closing out and we started seeing the negative numbers on the equity side, we saw a pop-up in late days trading as it pertained to commodities.
And let me tell you about them right now.
Energy.
Energy was down today.
Believe it or not, if you take a look at the day chart on any of these energy prices, any of these oil prices, they're just as goddamn volatile as the equities market.
I mean, believe me, I'm trading futures as well.
I mean, I'm holding contracts, selling them off at a whim for Christ's sake.
All right?
Believe me.
Now, let me explain what's happening here.
All right.
Now, this is a phenomenon that's really untraditional to fundamental investing because traditionally, you would generally see certain things happen on a consistent basis, particularly in the energy sector of trading.
You don't see this type of volatility as you've seen within the past, Jesus Christ, ever since 2008, I guess, we've seen this kind of unbelievable volatility and not just the energy sector, agriculture.
I mean, just the whole commodity sector in general.
I mean, you can literally day trade these sons of bitches.
Unbelievable.
Just look at the day charts.
Just take a look at this.
Brent crude oil is up $2.16.
All right, that's a percentage increase of 2.02% on the day, closing out Brent crude at $109.15 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Now, weren't we just selling off yesterday on energy?
Remember that?
Weren't we just selling off because speculators believed that there wasn't going to be an increase in demand based upon the negative numbers that were coming out on a global scale economically?
And all of a sudden, you've got oil going up.
Well, of course it's going up for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, it makes no sense whatsoever, you know, why everything just seems to be going down.
You see, there is no fundamentals in the market.
This is why you know you're in a helter-skelter situation.
They're liquidating their equities, and they're either cashing out and holding it in liquid.
And when they realize the longer they hold it in liquid, it's depleting in value because of the rate of inflation.
So they're out here making the plays in metals.
They're making plays in agriculture.
They're making plays in energy.
And it's like every single day, it's like a different freaking song, a different freaking wave for Christ's sake.
There's no goddamn consistency whatsoever.
So why am I getting so pissed off?
Well, because it's a lot harder for individuals that don't understand the sediment of this pussy-whipped investment community that we have for them to actually make some serious capital amidst all this volatility.
The only people that do make capital are the day traders.
And I know people talk garbage about the day traders, but let me tell you, they're the ones reigning supreme right now.
I mean, that's how I'm making my capital.
I don't know about you folks, all right?
But I mean, I'm making capital in day trading.
The problem is, is that when I see this type of ridiculous volatility in not just the equities market, but in the commodities market, I know that it's reflecting on the general populace.
And if it reflects on the general populace in an already depleted economy, it's going to spook an already wavering consumer, an already wavering investor.
And as a result, we are compounding this already wavering economic situation into a worse situation because of the goddamn hysteria.
Now, this is why I get up on this broadcast every single time and tell everybody that, look, there ain't nowhere to run.
You know, I mean, you keep your assets in liquid, you're going to get beat by inflation.
You keep your assets in the equities market, you have to deal with the volatility of investor sediment.
You keep your assets in metals and gold.
At some point, this bubble's going to burst and you're going to be left with your pink willie in your hand.
All right?
I mean, you know, there's just nowhere to run.
It's diversification, for Christ's sake.
It's what it comes down to.
Diversify goddamn cashier.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Let me get a drink for Chris.
This is supposed to be Baller Friday.
I'm just pissed off with the damn investor community out here.
Man, that's a $40 sip right there.
Anyway, we've got gasoline futures up $12.50.
That's a percentage increase of 1.37%.
Heating oil futures are up $4.87, a percentage increase of 1.69%.
Natural gas futures are up 3 cents.
That's a percent increase on the day for natural gas.
And WTI Sweet Crude, which is the crude oil that's consumed by America, which is refined into gasoline, which reflects the prices that we pay at the pump.
We saw a modest increase, even though it was fledgling on the negative end most of the day, but it somehow closed out on the plus side, up 27 cents, a percentage increase of 0.33%.
Let's go to the agricultural futures.
We've got canola up 90 cents, cocoa up $19, coffee futures up modestly, $1.45.
That's a percentage increase of 0.54%.
We've got corn, goddammit, with this goddamn corn price, for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, give me a freaking break with this corner.
You know, corn is going up once again, $12.25.
That's a percentage increase of 1.72% on the day for Christ's sake, man.
I guess, first of all, our government is never going to stop subsidizing this idea of burning food so that we can put in our damn gas guzzlers.
You know, I guess that's just something that's just never, ever going to stop happening.
And as a result, it's going to artificially increase the cost of corn like we're seeing.
You know, and for you folks that are unfamiliar with what I'm talking about, I hate beating a goddamn dead horse here, but our government is subsidizing an idea called corn ethanol, which basically it turns corn into ethanol that are supposed to be pumped into some kind of ethanol-based vehicle so that you can go around the country, I guess, in some gas guzzler that burns something else besides petroleum.
Well, not to mention does this corn ethanol burn dirtier than actual petroleum.
But it consumes a large amount of the corn crop that was at one point meant for general consumption.
And what I mean by general consumption, I'm talking about food consumption.
I'm talking about people eating, all right?
Now, because of this corn ethanol government subsidy, which means our tax dollars are paying for some jag off companies out here to turn corn into ethanol to put into ethanol-based gas guzzlers to so-called start a new alternative energy source.
Now, the reason I'm bringing this up, folks, is because this is the reason why we see such increases in the price of corn.
It's because our tax dollars, because of these scumbags in Washington, are funding this ridiculous corn ethanol idea.
And in my personal opinion, I think that we need to stop funding it.
It's a ridiculous idea.
Gold Bubble Warning00:13:28
Out here in Texas, they actually have corn ethanol pumps, believe it or not.
They actually have corn ethanol pumps.
They're actually selling corn ethanol trucks.
Can you believe that?
I mean, these big, huge freaking trucks.
Oh, but I'm green, though.
Even though I got a big, humongous F-250, I'm green, though.
Don't worry.
I got a corn ethanol truck.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, the reason I'm explaining that is because that's why we see such high prices for corn.
And not only that, that high price into corn relays itself to everything that uses corn as a component for ingredient.
And if you read the ingredients of anything that you consume, a lot of the things that you consume have something called high fructose corn syrup as a substitute for sugar.
And you see, whenever we see an increase in corn, well, as a result, those increases in corn are relayed into the products that utilize high fructose corn syrup as a substitute for sugar.
So you have to understand how all this works economically.
And this is why I keep saying these prices every single day.
And I'm glad that there's, yeah, at least a group of people out here that take this serious and know what's going on.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, I'm really glad because there's a bunch of jerk dicks in here that just kind of listen to me.
I'm going to go prank all ghosts and I'm going to see what I can get on myself and I can put it on YouTube and make myself have a real big self-esteem rush to myself because nobody cares about me.
Anyway, look, corn is up, all right?
Who I feel sorry for in this corn rise is the Mexicans.
You know, I mean, once again, I mean, these Mexicans got to use corn to make their tortillas.
You know, and how the hell are they going to make their tortillas if this price of corn continues to go up?
I mean, you know, it's starting to be like, you know, the majority of the taco price is consumed by the tortilla.
I mean, you know, these poor Mexicans can't even get a damn 69, 79 cent bean and cheese anymore.
You know, they can't even get a 69, 79 cent bean and cheese anymore because the goddamn goddamn tortilla, the corn that's used to make that tortilla, you know, cost about 25 cents for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on.
We've got cotton down 73 cents.
That's a percentage decrease of 0.68%.
We've got wheat futures up.
Oh, man, they're up $23.25.
That's a percentage increase of 2.84% on the day.
And did everybody see sugar today?
I mean, what a freaking spike for sugar today.
Did anybody get in on this action for Christ's sake?
Sugar is up $1.84.
That's a percentage increase of get this 6.32% on the day for sugar.
All right, 6.32% on the day.
So that's going to reflect on any goodies that any of you fat, jelly-ass bastards like to shove down your hole.
You know, like a couple of candy bars or sweets or, you know, some of these goddamn, what would you do for a cumbag bar?
You know, some of that crap, whatever, you know, Coca-Cola is all that.
You know, it's going to be a major component to these things.
And it's going to raise the price by default.
So 6.32% on the day is going to be reflected at some point in these products that you consume with sugar as a component.
We've got soybean futures up $7.50.
Lumber is up modestly after seeing a tanking sell-off yesterday.
It is up $10, or excuse me, not $10, $2.10.
$2.10 for lumber.
Oat futures are up $4.50.
Soybean oil futures are up $0.12.
And I guess Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, and all the bullnose bulldozes did not come out.
The bullnose bulldykes did not come out today because the wool futures are down $6, a percentage decrease of 0.45%.
Let me tell you, when everything was down yesterday, wool was up.
The Muffdivers came out yesterday.
All of a sudden, lo and behold, wool is down.
Anyway, let's get to the metals, shall we?
Because let me tell you.
This is where I'm profiting, baby.
I don't know about you.
I mean, if you look back in the archive for the past several weeks, I've been telling people, it's time to ride that gold bubble, baby.
Even if you would have just listened to me at the beginning of the goddamn week, you would have made some serious damn money.
You know that you would have been up 7% on your money this week if you would have entertained the investment into gold.
I kid you not.
Now, before we get into that, let's just go ahead and get to copper first.
We saw a sell-off in copper because with the manufacturing data that came out in the negative side yesterday, obviously had a ripple effect in the copper futures market.
But it's up modestly today.
We saw some bottom feeders come in.
It is up 65 cents, a percentage increase of 0.16% on the day for copper.
Now, let's get to gold for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
I mean, the prognosticator of prognosticators strikes again.
And let me tell you, folks, I mean, I love how every one of these episodes that I broadcast over the internet is archived, dated, and stamped because it just proves all the things that I said were going to come to pass that have now come to pass.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Woo!
Anyway, let's just take a good look at gold for Christ's sake.
Gold, believe it or not, it hit an all-time high today, $1,881, believe it or not.
What did I tell you?
What was it, four days ago?
I told you four days ago that once this goddamn price of gold hits $1,800, remember when I said this, folks?
Do y'all remember this?
I said, once this goddamn price hits $1,800, it's going to take off, and it's going to be $2,000 before you know it.
Do you all remember this?
I mean, if you don't, go back in the archive at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
Now, I take a couple of look back at a couple of shows ago.
I had been saying that my price point for gold, once it hits $1,800, it was going to take off.
And by God, that's exactly what it's doing.
So, lo and behold, the prognosticator of prognosticators strikes again.
Anyway, gold ended up closing out up $32.70 on the day for gold, folks.
$32.70 on the day for gold, an increased percentage of 1.79% on the day.
Closing out gold today at $1,854.70 per Troy ounce of gold.
That's right.
We're already close to $1,900.
I wouldn't be surprised if we get there next week.
Like I said, it's just going to continue to take off, baby.
It's time to ride this gold bubble.
What are you doing on the sidelines, for Christ's sake?
Get in the front lines.
Go out there and invest.
Make some plays out here.
All right?
And once you make some plays for this gold bubble that's obviously rising, you've got to be tentatively observing.
You know, you've got to observe your investment into gold very keenly because at any point in time, these investors are going to kind of cash out, just like they cashed out here in the stock market.
They're going to cash out dramatically in complete and dramatic form in the gold market.
And that's when this gold bubble is going to burst.
That's when the gold bubble is going to burst.
And as a result, I hope at that point in time you've made some serious capital because in my personal opinion, I think that it's going to retract to a price of which I believe is around $800 a troy ounce.
That's where I believe at this point in time gold should be as far as its price is concerned.
That's my personal opinion.
But once again, if you idiots are just sitting there playing with your Peter Poppers, you know, with your goddamn handout waiting for Big Brother government to give you another goddamn loaf of bread, I don't know what the hell you're doing.
All right.
I mean, if you're a kid out there, you know, got some McDonald's job or some kind of fast food industry job and you don't know where to put your money, why don't you go buy some goddamn gold for Christ's sake?
I mean, I've been saying this ever since day one.
I mean, you can look back in the archive, January, February.
I've been telling people when the price of gold was on like $1,200, $1,300 a troy ounce.
I was telling people that what you should do is you should take the capital that you get from however you get it, whatever job you do, go out to your goddamn pawn shop and start buying gold.
Start buying scrap gold right there in the pawn shop.
And the reason I say pawn shop, folks, is because the pawn shop doesn't sell gold at market value.
It only marks up gold so that it can generate a profit based upon the price it paid for that specific piece.
And believe it or not, if you buy an accumulation of pieces at the pawn shop, you can actually talk down the price.
You can negotiate and haggle a pretty good price for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you, that's an easy way to accumulate physical gold.
And then once you buy these goddamn pieces of gold at below market prices, hopefully you listen to me and you were out there in the $1,300, $1,400 range and buying gold at this point in time.
But once you accumulate all this gold, you make sure you put it in a safe.
Make sure nobody knows where it is.
Don't show some stupid bimbo that shows her breast assist off in your face.
And for you women, don't show some ethnic minority that knows how to make your goddamn toes pop or something like that.
Keep that to yourself.
Put this in a safe place.
And then once these goddamn prices hit about 2,500, 3,000 a troy ounce, that's when you start cashing out all that gold.
Start cashing out everything that you own in gold.
Cash it out.
All right, because let me tell you, at some point in time, this goddamn bubble is going to burst.
It's going to burst.
And then, you know, before you know it, all those $2,500, $3,000 potential gold prices that you could have cashed out at is going to be retracted down to about $800, maybe $1,000 if you're lucky.
So don't just sit there and sit on your thumb.
It's time for you to get on this bubble and ride it, baby.
Ride it like a surfer.
Yeah, dude.
Cowabunga man.
Maui wow man.
And if you don't write it, well then you're just one of these disrespectful entitlement-ridden loser pieces of garbage that I speak against every day on this broadcast.
But anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
Gold once again closing out $1,854.70 per troy ounce.
But did anybody see silver today?
You know, which is another metal.
I'm accumulating all metals.
I don't know about you folks.
I mean, with this helter-skelter market, I think that, you know, there's going to be a metals bubble in general.
But did anybody see silver for Christ's sake?
It is up 5.52%.
It is up 5.52% for Christ's sake on the day.
All right, that's an increase of $2.24, closing out silver at $42.96 per Troy ounce.
Do you understand?
And that's all there is to it, baby.
I mean, you have to understand how to capitalize in this new economy.
Remember, it's global.
Remember, it's global.
And not only do you have to understand how to generate revenue, how to accumulate different streams of revenue, but you have to understand what to do with the capital.
You have to understand what to do with the revenue generated from whatever ventures or jobs or whatever it is that you do to accumulate money.
You've got to know what to do with it, folks.
And if you don't know what to do with it, you're going to be like these little sour pussy-ass little fruit balls out here pissing and moaning about their handouts being cut from them because they just wanted to be degenerate asshole losers that smoke pot and watch cartoons all day.
And us as the taxpayer, we were sustaining this crap.
And let me tell you something right now.
I'm not going to sit here and stand for it whatsoever.
You understand whatsoever.
And I'm calling on all capitalists throughout the international community.
All right, you saw what happened in the UK.
You saw what these losers are capable of.
They are capable of threatening the civility of the entire goddamn country of origin here.
Asserting American Authority00:04:07
Because, oh, it's not fair, baby.
You're cutting my welfare check in my kids, baby.
You're not understanding, baby.
My kids, baby.
Yeah, give me a damn break, for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm talking to all capitalists.
It's time for us to assert our authority.
It's time for us to assert our authority, goddammit.
And if you're just going to sit there on the sidelines with me, get the hell out of the way.
Let me get through the livestock, and then I want to take your calls.
Live cattle futures are up 27 cents, a percentage increase of 0.24%.
0.24% increase for live cattle.
Cattle feeder is up 52 cents, a percentage increase of 0.39%.
And for all you fat, thunder-thized, tubber-lard assholes who like to shove a couple of hembones down your goddamn gullet, ham bones, lean hog futures are up $1.57, a percentage increase of 1.81% on the day.
And once again, folks, I'm calling on everybody who's out there who's listening within the sound of my voice.
If you happen to pass by in a supermarket, in a mall, or in any kind of a social setting, and you happen to see some fat, jelly-ass, disgusting cellulite dripping over the belt-having bastard, you know, some cankle-sporting piece of crap, you know, one of these pieces of garbage that are using these motor scooters and hover-rounds, you know, to get around the shopping establishment.
Once you go by these people, there's no sense in, you know, telling them anything derogatory or saying anything to them about their fat, jelly ass, because then they'll claim some possible hate crime in today's pussywhip version of America.
But when you pass by them, make sure that, you know, just don't even look at them.
Don't even acknowledge them.
Just say, ham bone.
Smelly ass, greasy, hambone.
You smell like a pack of Frank's hem bone.
And let me tell you, if they don't get the hint after that, then obviously they're at the point in their personalities where they have no integrity, no pride, and any kind of just complete and utter humiliation is somewhat gratifying to them.
And that's horrible.
Believe it or not, we have a lot of those personalities out here in America, folks.
It's not just fat-ass hambone cheese whiz guzzlers.
But anyway, once again, a lean hog up $1.57, a percentage increase of 1.81% on the day.
And that, my friends, is the market for your ass.
All right, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me, folks.
And it's Bowler Friday.
I hope you're as excited as I am, for Christ's sake, because, you know, I'm looking at these gold prices, silver prices.
You know, I mean, I'm just living lavish.
I'm just looking at them, salivating at the profits that I have generated throughout my accumulation of this specific commodity.
Anyway, give me a drink.
Give me a drink.
It's Bowler Friday, for Christ's sake.
Good stuff.
Anyway, let's move into the first subject matter.
I want to take some calls, see what you have to say about it.
Governor Rick Perry, of course, he's been out there on the presidential campaign trail trying to campaign for himself as a potential presidential candidate for the Republican Party.
Now, you know me.
I'm all for putting another Texan in the White House.
As a matter of fact, I think that's what America needs.
I think that America needs a Texan in the White House so that we can start flexing nuts out here in the international community and people will start cowering once again instead of sitting here thumbing their nose at us like they've done here with under Barack Obama's tenure.
All right.
Evolution Debate Rant00:14:33
But, you know, he's been kind of shooting from the hip, you know, putting his foot in his mouth.
And one of the things that we talked about yesterday was the ridiculous comment that he made about Ben Vernanke, the Federal Reserve.
I don't want to get into the commentary.
If you want to listen to what I had said about it, go to yesterday's episode.
But another comment has come out from Rick Perry, potential presidential nominee of the Republican Party.
This latest so-called flub has to do with his comments on evolution.
Yeah.
Evolution.
Doesn't believe in evolution.
And people are like, oh, look at him.
He's nuts.
He's absolutely nuts.
He's a lunatic.
Oh, come on.
You know, what I don't understand is why exactly do we have to simplify evolution to the idea of human creation or human existence, so to speak.
Now, the term evolution can be utilized to, you know, basically make reference to a particular living organism's adaptations to environmental influences, natural ecosystem influences, you know, all that biological, chemical, and physical crap.
All right?
And we can call that, we can use the term evolution.
All right?
We can use the term evolution in that reference.
But to sit here and say that evolution has anything to do with human creation is just utterly ridiculous.
All right?
We did not come from some monkey's ass.
Some monkey didn't just shit us out of their damn anus, and lo and behold, there is humanity.
We didn't come from the sea like some of these evolutionists like to claim or some amoeba or some garbage, you know, developing legs through thousands of years of evolution.
I mean, we didn't, I mean, it was just the most ridiculous concepts of all time, what these goddamn evolutionists are trying to shove down our holes, you know, that we evolve out of some chimp or something, you know?
It's ridiculous.
And because a potential presidential nominee for the Republican Party is sitting over here questioning that concept of humans evolving from chimpanzees or baboons or, you know, I don't know, sharks or whatever the hell they believe.
I'm saying that it's just an absolute utter bunch of garbage.
I mean, even your own scientific institutional investigations have shown that there is a humongous missing link, and that's based on biological fossil evidence and radioactive isotope dating, all kinds of science that we can sit here and be technical about.
But in essence, there is a humongous missing link from the so-called ridiculous half-ass human apeoid to the modern Neanderthal that eventually evolves somewhere along another train of evolution into human, for Christ's sake.
It's ridiculous.
It's utter ridiculous.
All right.
Now, I'm not going to sit here and allow you disgusting, despicable atheists, you know, that are, you know, these disgusting, sour individuals that utilize atheism as a way of repulsing religion because, let's be honest, most atheists, and I'm not trying to turn this into, you know, some kind of debate upon these groups or this demographic of people, but let's be honest.
Most atheists are homosexuals or lesbians.
All right?
Let's be honest.
Come on.
I knew it.
I knew.
Look at these idiots.
I knew it.
Okay?
But let's be honest.
Most atheists are homosexuals and lesbians.
Now, why are they homosexuals?
Why are they this?
Well, this is an internal rebellion against religion that scorned them, that didn't do anything to nurture this homosexual tendency that was hidden beneath their soul.
And as a result, you have atheism as a gateway for a lot of these homosexuals and lesbians to congregate with each other to exude this internalized energy that has been suppressed because of the fear of religious and family theocratic ridicule of them either taking the pooper or going down on the carpet.
Now, let's just be honest.
I mean, in my personal opinion, that's the majority of atheists.
Now, there could be others, you know, scientists and so on and so forth.
But let's be honest, we can go have another debate about science altogether.
But I don't want to get into that.
I'm just trying to make a comment that, you know, you got Rick Perry out here saying that evolution is just not something that we can sit here and just base our whole scientific investigation and end all Ideas or end all scientific research, end all religious idealism, end it all because evolution, we came out of an ant's ass.
It's it's ridiculous.
Everybody's shocked for Christ's sake.
Everybody's shocked.
Oh, I can't believe he doesn't believe in evolution.
I mean, look what this public education system has done to our children, to our goddamn society, for Christ's sake.
A bunch of soulless homosexuals and lesbians who believe that humanity is nothing more than bacteria on a rock for Christ's sake.
Yeah, thanks a lot, public education.
We really appreciate it.
Piece of crap.
Anyway, let's take some calls here.
What do you think about Rick Perry basically saying, hey, we don't believe in evolution over here, all right?
What do you think about it?
I want to hear from you.
Area code 903.
What do you think about it?
Is that me?
Yeah, it's you.
What's going on?
What do you think about it?
Do you believe in evolution?
Frankly, Ghost, I really don't care because if it's true, it's already way past and it won't affect us in the slightest.
And personally, I don't believe in a creationist God.
I think that's also a pretty foolish concept.
But what Rick Perry's doing, I read online that he's asserting that the Texas educational system teaches both creationism and evolution, which I can already tell you, that's a flat-out lie.
I didn't get either in my high school biology class.
Well, hold on, hold on now.
Now, he didn't say it was a part of the curriculum.
He said that that's what the education system is allowed to reference in response to any student's inquiry about that particular subject matter.
And that is an actual fact.
In Texas, if any of these students attempt to inquire about how humanity got to be in existence on this earth, they give them both of those explanations.
All right, so just because you didn't get it, I mean, hey, what do you want?
I mean, you want, you know, religion on a platter?
What's going on, man?
No, All I'm trying to say is that I can see to where this might be a tactical thing to help him get in good with his base and possibly the bases of others.
But it might have been a mistake.
It might not have been.
We'll see.
You know, I don't think it's a mistake at all.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, it shows balls and it shows some Texas-sized balls out here.
I mean, you can just see it in Rick Perry's swagger.
You know, he's got that goddamn Texas swagger out here that everybody's just kind of afraid of for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
He's just kind of walking in a suit with cowboy boots over here saying, get the hell out of my goddamn way, or I'm going to give you a bitch slap and make you just taste the last mesquite steak that I had for dinner last evening, you stupid sack of crap.
And he's not going to let these disgusting, despicable secularist atheists sit here and dictate the debate on where our children should be educated as it pertains to the origin of mankind.
All right, that's all there is to it.
Anyway, let's go on.
817, what do you think about Rick Perry evolution?
What's going on?
You're just playing with your goddamn pecker shaft for Christ's sake.
832, what do you think about evolution?
Rat, rat, mm-hmm.
We can't understand you because you're a cheap-ass phone, you idiot.
405, what's up?
What do you think about evolution?
Okay, here's what I think about fucking evolution.
All right, it pisses me off.
Damn it.
That was just a complete fail, you stupid loser.
You know, you should get a repeated kick to the nards for that ridiculous fail.
563, what do you think about evolution?
My views on evolution is you're gay.
Well, obviously, you're gay if you're sitting over here making that homosexual assumption on me.
You know, you're just trying to cloud any kind of poop shoot-loving idealism that may be going your direction.
You know what I'm saying?
People may suspect that you're taking the pooper, but your response to that is to say other people are gay.
So that's really good, 563.
Very proud of you.
201, what do you think about evolution?
Evolution.
I don't think it happens.
There's a big difference between my brains and Monkey's Brains.
Well, there you got the simplistic idiot entitlement written America's perspective.
419, what's up?
What do you think about evolution?
Jesus Christ, another idiot just playing with his Peter.
217, what do you think about evolution?
I think Dark Razors is my hero.
I think that you sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of an AIDS-infected Greg Luganus.
I mean, get this.
Get him ah!
Jesus Christ.
909, what do you think about evolution?
Is that me?
Yeah, it's you.
What's up?
I personally believe in evolution.
It is because I am atheist, but.
Well, you know, I could tell by the feminine vernacular in your voice that you were already an atheist.
But let's just go ahead and roll with this, okay?
So you're an atheist.
So do you attend some kind of an atheist congregation of sorts?
Because of fucking wire.
I mean, do you?
What?
Do you go atheist?
I get this idiot off.
He's just a stupid dumb fruit bowl.
Did you hear him?
He's trying to act like a bitch now.
Did you hear him?
Are you going to let me talk again?
Time's having me again.
Yeah, you mean talking?
He's acting like some goddamn RuPaul drag queen bitch on the stage of some goddamn drag show at some San Francisco gay club somewhere for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
It's ridiculous.
This is what we have out here.
We're supposed to be talking about evolution.
You know, I mean, let me tell you, you know, just looking at the ridiculous, stagnant mental perception that we have witnessed on this broadcast many times, this just kind of slaps that whole thought process of evolution right in your ridiculous kissers.
Because going with the evolution's idea of human progress, don't you think that the human condition, specifically the human conscience, given this evolution idea, don't you think that we'd be getting smarter?
Don't you think that we'd be a little bit more articulate?
We'd be able to communicate with each other that much better.
Don't you think that we get a little bit better personalities than the crap that we're shoved down on our throats down here every goddamn day that we that we conduct this goddamn true capitalist radio broadcast, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Uh, 702, what's up?
What do you think about evolution?
Hello?
You sound too fruity to be on this broadcast.
706, what do you think about evolution?
There we go, Can Can.
Do you hear this?
903, what do you think about evolution?
Me?
Yeah, it's you.
Sorry, man.
I didn't expect to get back on so soon.
I'll leave the queue.
All right, never mind.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what is this?
Is everybody just kind of, you know, is everybody stoned or something for Christ's sake?
Does everybody hear this crap?
Yeah, gee.
Twitter Account Shoutouts00:12:15
Uh, I didn't mean you, geez, I mean, give me a freaking goddamn prick.
I mean, I could be on 6th Street right now.
They close down 6th Street every goddamn weekend, for Christ's sake, man.
I could be on 6th Street.
It could be militime right now, baby.
It could be militime.
Instead, I'm messing around with you stupid pieces of crap that don't even have a goddamn personality whenever you call my freaking show, you ungrateful waste of human life.
I mean, you know, all you people do is basically turn perfectly good food into shit.
You know, that's the majority of the individuals that are out here walking the planet, it seems like, you know, it's really unfortunate that here I am, I'm on the internet, I have a broadcast.
I'm broadcasting to tens of thousands of people throughout the world.
All right?
Tens of thousands of people.
And this is the kind of personality that I'm subjected to.
It seems so uniform, doesn't it?
It seems so habitual.
And yet these are different goddamn numbers.
They're different goddamn people.
And yet the personality seems so much the same.
I mean, good God.
It's horrible.
You know what I mean?
It's disgusting, but hey, this is it, huh?
Anyway, we're going to take a couple more callers about evolution.
Then we're moving on, for Christ's sake, because you people are making me sick.
All right?
You're making me freaking sick.
Stupid Milky Lee.
We're a cool guy.
What's up?
What do you think about evolution, cool guy?
Cool guy.
Evaluation.
WHAT I THINK OF ELEVOLUTION!
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Trying to talk all this garbage for Christ's sake.
Look at it.
They think it's real funny.
Look at that.
It's funny.
They're going to be trying to act like ghosts for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something, you sorry sacks of crap.
Whenever you idiots get to me, you know, whenever you get on my freaking nerves, this is not some act, asshole.
This is not something that I do for my freaking health.
You idiots are legitimately pissing me the fuck off.
You understand what I'm saying?
And whenever I go out, and whenever I start breaking things here in the general office, wherever I happen to be broadcasting, for Christ's sake, this is not some goddamn joke, you stupid, silly lack of perception, having lack of cognitive reasoning, having hot dog up-the-ass-looking pieces of chicken-eating cornboard crap bastards.
Do you understand that?
The reason I do what I do is to spark synapses in the brains of the simpletons that are listening to me throughout the world today to inspire the greatest concept, the greatest ideology that'll bring mankind on a global scale into modernity and civility.
And I'm talking about capitalism.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about capitalism.
And you idiots, you sit here and you make a mockery of me, huh?
Like, it's all big joke, huh?
It's a real big goddamn day I come up here.
You know that you sorry, Sexta crap.
Every goddamn day I come up here and look at you, ungrateful, useless, no personality having, no life having, cover lard in your gut having piece of useless waste of human crap.
Look at what you do for Christ's sake.
That's it.
You know what?
I don't even need to be here.
You know what?
I don't even need to be here.
I should just end the show right now.
That's what I should be doing right now.
You know, I shouldn't even be gracing my great presence.
You know, to you stupid, ridiculous minions.
Especially you fat jelliac text chat warriors that are flapping your fat sausages of fingers.
You're flapping your fat, diabetic hands on the keyboard, talking all kinds of larkey as if you've got a big pair of grapefruit balls.
But I guarantee goddamn T you, I guarantee you, if you idiots were in a goddamn barroom sitting over there, you wouldn't be talking that kind of garbage you're putting in this goddamn chat room to me.
You wouldn't be doing that to me in the goddamn barroom, boy.
Let me tell you something, right?
I'd beat your asses and you'd know it.
I'd stop a mud hole in your ass, pick it dry, and then take a dirty diarrhea shit in it, and all you can do is look back at me with a brown smile about it.
You sorry sex of useless eating crap.
I don't even need to be here for Christ's sake.
You understand?
I don't even need to be here.
But I'm here.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm here for you, useless pieces of internet trash.
You cyber vermin that are out there pissing me off, scrapping my chat room, and educating my show.
Because that's what you are!
Oh, you pieces of crap!
I mean, I'm talking to each and every one of you stupid, useless individuals out there listening.
I mean, do you have a soul?
Internet vermin!
Look at these people.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Damn my drink for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at them.
They're laughing for Christ's sake.
I think it's a big joke.
They're laughing.
Jesus Christ.
I gotta stop.
Oh yes, Doctor.
Let me just let me just calm down.
All right.
Just calm down.
It's Baller Friday.
It's Baller Friday, for Christ's sake.
And this is how you pay me.
That's how you repay me.
God damn it.
I'm just tired.
I'm just tired of this crap, man.
I'm trying to skirt the synagogues of you simplistic morons.
But you simplistic mediums, you don't want anything for Christ's sake.
Give me that goddamn mic.
Give it a mic.
Let me tell you something.
I'm not going to let you sorry cyber vermin ruin my baller Friday.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not going to let you sorry saps of crap do it, all right?
You waste of human life.
You idiots that are probably going to be chafing your penis home alone tonight on a Friday evening when I'm out there celebrating on 6th Street.
It's millet time, baby.
While y'all sitting there playing with your dingleberry-ridden ass crack, I'll be out there living lavish, smoking Opus X cigars on the rooftops of Austin, Texas city bars, because you know as well as I, I am a capitalist and I live lavish.
That is the date of my existence while you sit there and continue with continuous explanations on why, why you're so poor, and why you're sitting there on your fat ass on the computer, and why you're collecting a goddamn government entitlement, and why you're getting money because you got fibromyalgia, and why I really don't give a crap why.
All right, you idiots, you're a waste of human life, all right?
Anyway, we're in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, and of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into any other part of the broadcast, I would like for you to please retweet the broadcast, baby.
All right, there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there, all right?
There's little Facebook like buttons, there's little goddamn Twitter buttons and share this buttons.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby.
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
It's just a freaking click.
Oh, Jesus Christ, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me go ahead and give some shout-outs to some of the listeners that are listening out here.
I think we got tens of thousands of people listening to us right now on Baller Friday.
So we're going to go ahead and give some shout-outs.
And let me tell you something.
The way you can get a shout-out, all right, the way you can get a shout-out right here, right now, on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, is to retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
And if you don't know what the Twitter account is, well, by God, you are an absolute bona fide moron because you should have already been a follower of, you know, yours truly.
It is ghost politics.
All one word, no underscores, baby.
Ghost politics, all right?
And I want everybody to retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account, and I'm going to give you a shout-out live right here on True Capitalist Radio.
That's right, we're live, folks.
If you're just tuning in saying, oh, is this guy live?
I don't know.
I'm playing with my pink willy.
I'm live, folks, and I want you to retweet, and we're going to see what's going on.
Let's go ahead and take some Twitter shout-outs.
Hey, engineer, engineer, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to say?
We got a couple of Twitter shout-outs to start talking.
So let's go ahead and give them out.
We got Rich Guy 777 Texas.
What's going on?
We got Ian Richie.
We got Nation One.
We got Arabs Playhouse, for Christ's sake.
We got Twilight Sparkle.
All right.
We got Stone TH.
All right.
We got Philip Krangle.
All right.
And once again, if you want a shout-out right now, all you have to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And of course, the Twitter account is Ghost Politics.
All right.
All one word, no underscores.
Ghost Politics.
Let's see what else we got going on.
Who else do we got, engineer?
Let's see.
We've got Cocka Doodle Derp.
We got Pony Anal Fister.
We got Reaver.
Okay.
We got Smojin, 7.
We got I Recon Fighter.
We got Loud0701, The Foot Job Kid.
We got Andres Ass, 1.
Who else do we got?
Junkyard America Names00:02:50
We've got to continue going here, man.
We're getting so many goddamn retweets.
And that's what we like to see out here on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
So we're going to continue to give him shout-outs.
I don't see too many perverted ones yet.
Oh, here they come.
Anyway, we got Ryan TS45.
What's going on?
Gold Plumo, how's it going?
We got Ryan's Davies.
What's going on?
Some fruit bowl named Lady Gaga Man.
We got Metal Lord 7290.
Baby Poop Tickle.
Jesus Christ.
We got DS Yellow.
What else do we got?
I'm not saying that ridiculous sick name.
All right, here we go.
Now, very funny.
Now the sick perverted names are coming out.
Jesus Christ.
We may have to end shout-outs here.
They're getting pretty sick here.
All right, they're getting pretty sick.
Who else do we got here?
We got the new era.
We got Robo Poop Tickler.
We got British Guy Scott.
We got, I'm not saying that disgusting, despicable name.
We got He He X2.
We've got Flaming Nipple Chops.
We've got The Whore Master.
Who else do we?
I'm not.
You know what?
You guys are starting to get sick-ass names for Christ's sake.
I am not going to sit here and say anymore.
These guys are getting sick, and that's all there is to it.
I'm going somewhere else.
I'm doing something else.
All right?
Anyway, let's get to the next part of the broadcast.
We were supposed to be talking about how Rick Perry is going out there denouncing evolution and how people are getting their panties in a twist about it.
But let's move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk about Obama in the midst of all this economic uncertainty, in the midst of high unemployment, all this bad economic data coming out of the market.
We've got debt sovereignty problems going on in Europe.
Barack Obama decides that he's going on a vacation.
That's right.
He's going on a goddamn vacation amidst all this turmoil, all the things that are happening.
He thinks that it's suitable.
It's like the appropriate time for him to get away and go on the old vacay.
And I just, I can't believe this.
He's actually going to Martha's Vineyard.
For all the folks that are unfamiliar, Martha's Vineyard is one of the favorite getaways to all the presidents that are out here milky-licking on the American people's teat.
But one of the funny things that's about this trip, you know, he actually brought some reading material for him to read on this Martha's Vineyard trip.
And guess one of the goddamn reading materials that he brought with him, huh?
A brave new world.
A brave new world is what he brought with him for Christ's sake, huh?
So that's great.
He's going to take a nine-day vacation amidst all this economic turmoil on a global scale.
President Martha's Vineyard Trip00:15:35
All right.
And he's going to bring with him, you know, a brave new world with him to read at Martha's Vineyard, for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, it's just disgusting.
Thanks a lot, Mr. President.
I mean, let's be honest, folks, you know as well as I, because of not only just Barack Obama, but the entire liberal regime that came into power, we as American people are now living in what we like to know and love, and not really love, but what we've learned to accept, rather.
And I'm talking about Junkyard America.
You understand?
Oh, yeah.
Welcome to Junkyard America, baby.
That's right, baby.
Come on down.
We get more stimulant package check, baby.
Come on down, baby.
Junkyard America.
Thank you, liberals, all for doing this, baby.
Oh, junkyard America.
Come on down, baby.
Get yourself a stimulus package check, baby.
Come on down, get yourself an EVP card.
Come and get yourself a welfare card, baby.
Come and get yourself some government cheese, baby.
Come get yourself the stimulus package check, jackety yack.
Don't talk back, baby.
In Junkyard America.
And that's what we've turned into, folks.
We've turned into Junkyard America.
And anybody who wants to debate me on that, if you're some stupid little finger-spanker that's out there saying, oh, I can't believe he's saying this and he's lying, stop sitting on your fat ass and get to the nearest goddamn phone and give me a call right now.
I am live.
Give me a damn call.
646-652-4869.
I want to hear from you, little finger-spanking, nipple-clamp-loving butt plug-up the ass-looking, tickling your ass crack with a damn pony doll-having piece of garbage trash ass.
Get on the damn line here and try to justify some of the milky-looking crap that's attempting to be justified out here in this new goddamn junkyard America.
Anyway, let's take some calls right now.
All right, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We got area code 619 on the horn.
What's going on, 619?
Love goes, how big your dick, nigga.
Yeah, Jesus Christ, here's this Mexican for Christmas.
Get this eater.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Homosexual Mexicans on the next Gerald, though.
That's all we need.
817, what do you think about Obama taking the trip amidst all this economic turmoil?
Hey, you're there.
Yeah, I'm here.
Hey, I have a question.
What's a Texas?
Is that some sort of dry meat?
What?
What the hell is a Texas?
You don't know what a Texan is?
No, a Texas is that some sort of like pork.
Hey, get this stupid, dumb, imbecilic, riddling head off the mic.
Get him off, engineer.
You're supposed to be screening these callers.
You're supposed to be screening these callers, for Christ's sake, engineer.
But God We'll do it for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Did you hear that, folks?
That's America, what you just heard right there.
That's America.
Oh, what's Texas?
Okay.
Give me a freaking break.
419, what's up?
What do you think about Obama taking the damn trip?
Hey, I got another question.
What's the most unique way you've ever killed a black person?
Jesus Christ.
It took you enough balls and enough courage to get you out of that.
Did you hear that voice crack on this boy?
Hey, can you say that again without sounding like you're about to be executed or something?
What?
Can you say that again?
I don't want to say it again.
No, say it again.
Maybe I don't want to.
Say it again.
No.
Why not?
We want to hear that over-feminine voice that you're sporting here.
It's obviously you're proud of it.
So let's hear it.
I don't feel like it.
Why don't you feel like it, huh?
Because I don't feel like it.
Oh, what are you scared?
You got no balls for Christ's sake.
Daddy wasn't there to throw a ball with you and teach you how to be a man and now you're sitting there shaking in your nards?
No.
Did you say something else besides the goddamn sentence fragment, you stupid milky-looking finger-spanking turd burglar?
You're an idiot.
Get this fruit bowl off.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
You ever hear that?
No personality.
I'm sitting over here giving him a verbal anal raping, and the best he can come up with out of his fruity ass is meh, meh, meh.
Haven't you noticed, folks, that a lot of these people that sit here and call me up, and I give them the most humiliating verbal ridicule probably on this side of the internet, they just sit there and take it as if they love the humiliation.
You know that?
As if they're getting off on it, you know?
As if they got the KY out, and I'm sitting there just literally demoralizing their whole lives in front of them.
And they like it, for Christ's sake.
They're loving it.
I mean, they're tickling their nads to it, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
214, what the hell do you think about Obama's vacation?
Texas is a fucking old song there.
Jesus Christ.
You're not going to ruin my baller Friday by playing the stupid song, you sorry sex of crap.
Do you understand that?
You're not going to start doing that on my show.
Do you understand that?
It's Bowler Friday.
You idiots better call me up if you have something to say.
Don't be some little chicken shit-eating cornboys that are afraid to say something on the telephone because you're afraid that I'm going to yank you right out of the over-feminine brony closet.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got?
We got 201.
What's up?
What do you think about Obama's trip?
I think Obama's a bit incompetent right now going on vacation now, but it's George Bush's problem who fucked the economy up already.
Oh, give me a break.
Are you kidding me?
You had four years of yes, we can.
You know what I'm saying?
You had four years of, we are the world.
We are the children.
I mean, you remember when Barack Obama was elected?
They were crying for Christ's sake.
They were crying.
Why?
Why?
What happened?
And you're still blaming Bush?
Let's get some facts straight there, youngin'.
All right?
First and foremost, Bush, before Barack Obama came into this goddamn office, Bush grew the federal government more than any other president before him.
Do you understand that?
That means that he expanded social programs for the so-called Poe in America.
He expanded things like the drug program and Medicain and all this other nonsense.
Bush grew the government beyond belief.
Now, when Barack Obama came into power, and remember, this was 2008.
This was when the Democrats had complete and total control of the entire government for two years.
They had complete and total control.
They could have pushed anything into legislation they wanted to.
But you know what they did?
You know what they did?
They pushed stimulus package two, you stupid scumbags, which did nothing but loot the American tax system to everyone on the liberal regime's payroll.
Do you understand?
That's what they did.
Barack Obama and this liberal regime has grown the government more than not just Bush Jr., but every president before Barack Obama combined.
Do you understand that?
Let me repeat that again.
Barack Obama has grown the government more than all the presidents before him combined.
So, and we're still in an economic mess.
So where's your Bush argument?
Oh, where are you going?
Why'd you, oh, come on.
What are you going to hang up for?
Oh, the kid hung up, man.
I wanted to hear his explanation.
Of course you didn't have an explanation.
Of course you didn't.
If I were you, I would have hung up too, for Christ's sake.
Piece of crap.
So don't sit over here and say, oh, Bush didn't miss him.
Do you understand that Bush grew the government more than anybody before his presidency?
And then Obama came along and grew it more than every president before him combined.
I mean, you know, technically, Barack Obama is George W. Bush on steroids.
And you're going to still blame George W. Bush for this incident?
Let me tell you something.
He had two years to do something.
He had complete and total control of the executive branch and the legislative branch.
All right?
He could have went out there and said, hey, look, this is what we're going to do.
Since we're liberals, since we're so-called men and women of the people, why don't we just go and cut a check to every American citizen for $100,000?
Let's just cut a check to every American citizen for $100,000.
It would have cost half of stimulus package 2.
Let me repeat that.
It would have cost half of stimulus package 2, and it would have made a lot more of an effect on our economy in the positive than this looting of the American tax system that was allowed by the liberal regime and Barack Obama by all these corporations that donated into their campaign contribution accounts.
Do you understand?
So don't sit over here and give me this nonsense anymore.
You people need to get your goddamn heads in the game.
The bottom line is, is that we've got a government out of control.
It doesn't matter what side of the political spectrum you're looking at.
These scumbags have sold us out.
They're looting our tax system.
And not only that, they're utilizing the mass populace of Americans against the capitalists.
This is classic class warfare.
This is what Marx wrote about.
This is what all the Marxist writers wrote about.
Lenin, Mao Citong.
This is what they wrote about.
You understand?
The system, which are comprised of a bunch of bureaucratic political failures, they have utilized the people, the populace, against itself.
And how is that?
The essence is, is that the government has made the majority of the mass populace dependent upon government entitlements and government paychecks and government cheese, that at this point in time, if the government was to shrink itself, the people are going to go berserk begging for big brother government to not only sustain itself, but grow itself.
I mean, it's no wonder Barack Obama's reading a brave new world when he's out there on Martha's Vineyard, for Christ's sake.
This is a man that wants to grow government.
And that's why I keep saying to all those that are listening to me throughout the internet and throughout the world, this is not anything other than government gone amok, gone awry, gone wild.
And us as capitalists, we need to assert our authority to show these bureaucratic paper pushers that they are going to wave their fingers in our faces as if they're mini dictators, for Christ's sake.
Do you understand that?
They're not going to wave their fingers in our faces saying, hey, for you people that are working, we're going to treat the bowels of society.
We're going to treat the useless eaters of society.
We're going to treat the useless, disgusting, pathetic so-called Po in America against you, capitalists.
And we're going to utilize the whole objective of civility against you.
I mean, we will throw the whole goddamn game into chaos unless you give us, the bureaucratic government, full and total bureaucratic power.
And that's what's happening, folks.
That's what's happening right goddamn now.
And why do you think that I always say that the biggest threat to America's national security is not goddamn al-Qaeda?
All right.
It's not some foreign nation out here.
It's the American people.
Do you understand that?
I mean, look at what happened to the U.K.
And let me tell you, the U.K., the only reason that you saw riots and, you know, people wrecking things by hand is because there's no guns in the U.K. You understand that?
There's no guns in the U.K.
I mean, just imagine the amount of disgusting primitive savages that are so used to entitlements.
Once they no longer get those entitlements, what are they going to do?
I don't want to think about that proposition.
I don't even want to think about it.
And that's why I'm saying, folks, I mean, you know, for these people that are sitting over here saying, oh, Al-Qaeda, Al-Qaeda is the biggest threat to America's national security.
No, no, no.
It's the general American populace.
Because let's be honest with you.
Let's be honest.
More than 60-something percent of the American populace collects a government entitlement in some form.
60%, oh, it's actually over 60% of the American populace collects an entitlement in some form or fashion.
So what does that mean?
That means that we're living in goddamn socialism.
And who is sustaining all these payments to these people?
Who is sustaining all these payments to these people?
It's me.
It's you.
It's the worker.
It's the individual working hard that still is making an honest living, that isn't taking advantage of the system for Christ's sake.
And that's who I fight for.
You understand that?
That's who I fight for.
I fight for the individuals that are out there working their asses off in an honest job.
They're out there busting their asses.
They're out there actually taking whatever menial opportunity that's left in this employment sector that we have here in America.
And not only are they taking it up the tailpipe by the so-called PO in America, but also the so-called senior citizens.
You know, these assholes that told the young people of today to get themselves into tremendous amounts of debt, $80,000, $90,000 into a college loan that they can never foreclose on.
They can never go bankrupt on.
All right, they're going to have to pay for that for life.
And that's before they get into the employment sector.
Then, once the college kid, which is $90,000 into debt, actually gets a job out here in this service industry-oriented economy, then these goddamn baby boomers want you to pay for their Social Security.
They're the ones that sold you out.
They're the ones that sold you out, and now they want you to pay for their social security that you're never going to get.
You're never going to get social security.
You're never going to get Medicaid Medicare.
Do you understand this?
That's why I call on all people that are out there that are listening within the sound of my voice.
Social Security Betrayal00:03:34
I'm talking to you.
Are you a capitalist?
Are you a goddamn capitalist?
What makes somebody a capitalist in modern day society?
It's very simple.
Very goddamn simple.
Number one, you have to work.
You have to obtain revenue in some fashion.
All right?
I don't care how you obtain it.
I don't care if you clean enema bags for a living.
I don't care if you're cleaning the leftover secretions at a triple X theater after a night's showing.
I don't care if you're a small business owner or a CEO.
If you are working for a living, if you are paying taxes, and if you are not collecting any entitlement, any kind of government money whatsoever, well, then I'm talking to you.
You are a capitalist, and you should take pride in that particular title.
Because unlike the rest of these disgusting, despicable, primitive savages that are out here waiting for their loaves of bread by Big Brother government, you actually have pride, integrity, and initiative.
And you're actually the volks of machinery that makes civilization continue in progress.
It was capitalists that inspired the Industrial Revolution.
It was the capitalist that inspired the technological and scientific revolutions.
It has been capitalists that have helped nurture and facilitate the best in men creatively and innovatively.
You know it and I know it.
And that's what I'm saying.
And that's what I'm talking about.
Anyway, we were supposed to be talking about goddamn Obama taking a vacation.
We're supposed to be talking about Obama taking a goddamn vacation here for Christ's sake, but I'm getting off Keister because we're having so many goddamn losers.
You know what I'm saying?
So many pathetic wastes of human life that are sitting up here calling, thinking it's just a big joke, that life's a big joke.
They believe that because they exist, because somebody shitted them out of the uterus, that someone, somebody, some system is obligated to feed them, clothe them, house them.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
You understand that?
I mean, give me a freaking break.
Anyway, you know, the bottom line is, is that I do this because I want capitalism to be spread throughout the world.
And I know there's a bunch of agitators who appreciate just making me look like a cag off.
I mean, just look at the YouTube videos.
Look at the blogs.
Look at all these soundboards.
Look at all the slanderous lies that are said about me for Christ's sake.
It's disgusting, man.
I mean, do a Google search.
Do a YouTube search.
It's disgusting.
But I do what I do because I'm trying to spread the idealism of capitalism throughout the international community.
And I guarantee you, I promise you, that if the whole entire globe embraced the greatest idea to ever hit social order, and I'm talking about capitalism, modernity, human progress would facilitate itself easier than mankind could even conceive.
European Space Agency Funding00:03:58
You know it and I know it.
Anyway, let's take a couple more callers here.
808, what do you think about Obama and this trip?
I think that Obama's kind of like not okay.
Oh, well, that's great.
We're very proud of you.
Not okay.
You understand?
This is America, folks.
This is the kind of stupidity that's going to be running the country here in about 25, 30 years.
You understand that?
This is it.
You want to know why they're this dumbfounded?
They're this unoriginal?
They're this unpersonable?
It's the goddamn education system.
It's the goddamn entertainment industry that has suggested these ridiculous ideas in their head that their sole motivation is to become all a pop star, a music star, a movie star.
I mean, that's the ambitions of most of these mindless jerks that you hear call me up and not necessarily being able to say a complete sentence out of their damn suckhole.
You understand?
Jesus Christ.
Let me move on to another subject.
Nobody cares about Obama just kind of dropping everything amidst economic turmoil, amidst world disorder.
He's just going out to Mount Martha's Vineyard, having a nine-day vacation, no problem.
Give me a freaking break.
Let me move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk about the European Space Agency.
Believe it or not, they're actually set to fire a spacecraft at an asteroid here in the next few days, folks, believe it or not.
And for all those folks that are unaware, there's an asteroid called 99942.
And it's basically around 250,000 miles.
Or no, excuse me, it's not 250, it's a 250,000 chance, a one in 250,000 chance that this asteroid will hit the Earth.
And apparently the expected date of arrival of this particular asteroid is in 2036.
Now, what the European Space Agency is doing here is they're launching a spacecraft that's not only going to actually run into this particular asteroid in hopes of actually deviating its gravitational pull and putting it off into some other orbit, but it's also sending another spacecraft to photograph the whole phenomena and collect debris that happens on impact.
Now, this is actually happening.
You people can sit here and say, oh, you're lying.
I kid you not.
This has not been in the news.
The European Space Agency is, in the next few days, going to throw a couple of spaceships in the air.
They're going to attempt to literally go and take this asteroid that's expected to arrive at Earth in 2036 and try to deviate its course by impacting it with this spacecraft.
It's unfreaking believable.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and give you the article for that for all the folks that are in the chat room, a little curious.
Here it is right here for all the folks that are tuning in.
There it is right there.
And I want to hear what everybody's got to say about that.
Haven't we seen movies about this?
And not to mention all the money that we've spent on NASA.
Where the hell is NASA in this type of precarious experiment?
Where's NASA's research?
Why are the damn Europeans, which are dwindling on imploding from their own socialism?
How come the goddamn Europeans are actually the ones pulling off this type of goddamn experimental astronomical concept?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Jose Calm Your Ass Down00:02:06
And then NASA's pissing and moaning about us cutting their funding for Christ's sake.
These guys are actually pissing and moaning for us cutting their funding.
I mean, just you suck, NASA, all right?
You suck.
You've done nothing.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is number to call.
What you got to say about this?
European Space Agency firing a spacecraft.
You know, trying to deviate an asteroid from hitting the Earth in 2036, expected arrival.
What do you think about it?
832, what's up?
What do you think about this crap?
Hello?
Yeah, what's going on?
My dad beats me.
Your dad beat you?
Yeah.
Who are you talking about?
Who the fuck is this?
Who's this?
Who are you talking to?
Yeah, who is this?
Hey!
Who is this?
Why are you talking to my son?
You son of a bitch.
Hey, this is the culligan man.
Get up!
Get the fuck out of there!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Culligan Man.
Yeah?
Who's this?
Are you okay, Carl?
Capital Air.
I was talking to my son.
Hey, Jose, Jose, calm your ass down.
I don't have a burrito.
Calm your ass down for a second there, Jose.
All right?
I'm the Culligan man.
Why are you talking to my son?
He listened to this.
Hey, Jose, calm your ass down.
I don't have any tequila, all right?
Calm your ass down.
Oh, it's not even being racist, huh?
You're being fucking racist, son of a bitch, huh?
Well, you know, your Mexican dialect is rather prominent, sir.
It's kind of hard to miss.
So, you know, I'm just kind of referencing.
I don't give a fuck.
Oh, you don't?
Come here, you son of a bitch.
Oh, let me beat my son.
Son of a Bitch Call Back00:11:35
No!
No!
Come on!
Everybody hear this, folks?
This is the typical Mexican family in America.
You want another one?
Come on!
Yeah.
Hey, hey, Mexican.
Yo.
Hey, Mexican.
You know what?
I hate to tell you this, but that's a major fail.
Hey, can we put a major fail for these guys, engineer, please?
Get a major fail going on.
Major freaking fail.
Christ.
I mean, you know, I don't want to say anything racial.
All right.
I just, I don't want, I don't, I'm sorry.
I just don't want to say anything racial, all right?
But it's not surprising that that horrific act job was done by the ethnic minority demographic.
Never mind.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
No, we already called on that.
Hang up on that idiot engineer.
Who else do we got?
563, what's up?
What do you think about this European space agency intercepting of the goddamn asteroid?
What the hell do you think about it?
Yeah, it sounds like Armageddon.
Is the cast going back again?
No, Jesus Christ.
You see, you know, 563, you are a victim of this dry-witted humor phenomena that seems to be like dominating the simplistic mind of the world.
You know what I'm talking about?
You know, this Seth Rogan, uh, this uh uh Jonah Hill, uh, this drab, disgusting, ballless comedy that the only people that laugh at it are, you know, even bigger pathetic losers than those that are being portrayed on the silver screen there.
You know what I'm saying?
I just uh you you are a product of that, and and that little quirk, that little sentence fragment you sputtered out of your suckhole, that's a perfect example of the side effect of this Jonah Hill, Seth Rogan, drab-ass, uh, ridiculous, no-punchline, dry-witted humor phenomena that we have just come to just accept as comedy out here.
I'm not accepting it.
Maybe you are, I'm not, all right?
I don't think the office is funny, all right?
I don't think Steve Corell is funny, all right?
He's a stupid, uh, stupid, dumb dork, a dweeb that, you know, I guess we all have to pretend like, oh, yeah, he's kind of quirky.
Look, it's all kind of quirky, it's all kind of funny, it's all kind of dry-witted.
Give me a break.
You people are idiots, you know?
And it's no wonder why our goddamn country is being flushed down the proverbial toilet when we've got things like the office, you know, and, you know, this Jonah Hill, Seth Rogan c comedy crap, you know, that we're just supposed to accept that, oh, this is comedy.
We're supposed to just laugh at this.
This is supposed to be funny.
Jesus Christ.
Anybody who gets off on that, you should question your own goddamn sexuality.
That's all I'm saying.
Jesus Christ.
518.
What do you think about this goddamn asteroid crap?
Well?
Yeah, what do you think about this asteroid crap?
Oh, well, personally, I don't really see the point in it all since the world's going to end in 2012 anyways.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You're buying that shtick that the world's going to end in 2012.
And how are you basing this?
Mind calendar or Nash Radamus?
What clairvoyant are you using for the substance of your 2012 little pieces here?
Just the fact that you're so racist.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
I should have known from your over-feminine voice that you weren't going to be able to answer a simple question, my son.
You understand?
And the reason is, is because you're a part of the problem.
You know, you're a cancer.
Your simplistic brain is the problem on why this country, and not only this country, but this world is being flushed down the proverbial toilet.
You're a cancer that infects the world with ignorance and just pathetic, dumbass, disgusting human complacency and mediocrity, for Christ's sake.
I can't stand you scumbags that are just so consumed with your own mediocrity and are complacent with it and just sit there and just like play with your Peter Popper in the midst of it, for Christ's sake, instead of taking any kind of initiative whatsoever to make yourself better.
No, no.
It's better to just be some mediocre piece of useless eater crap than attempt to facilitate my fullest human potential.
Yeah, great.
Great one.
706, what do you think about this asteroid crap?
Hey, I think that either Doctor Hoogs or Luna will say this and Pinky Body is the best podium.
Jesus Christ.
You know, your nasal cavity is even being blocked by lard, for Christ's sake.
That's how damn fat in the ass you are.
I mean, not only is your windpipe being obstructed from you talking because of lard stuck in that esophagus hole, but man, in your sinuses, we can hear you.
Can you talk again for us, 706?
Talk for us one more time.
You going to talk one more time, or are you going to play some Tiffany or something, huh?
Yeah, exactly.
That's exactly what I thought.
I wouldn't talk either, for Christ's sake, fat ass.
All right?
This guy's going to play some goddamn Tiffany or something.
I think we're alone now.
Ain't nobody in a mean and a man in a man.
Ridiculous fruit bowl.
706, let's hear your fat voice.
I want to hear that large, clogged up nasal passage.
Come on, 706.
Come on.
Exactly.
And then you wonder why you belong to a social outlet like Bronies, huh?
Then you wonder why you have to, you know, reduce yourself to this disgusting, ridiculous, over-feminine exertion of social outlet like Bronies, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
It's just waste of flesh.
You know what I'm saying?
Just complete and utter waste of human life.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I don't even really need to be here, to be honest with you.
You know what I'm saying?
I really don't even need to be here.
I could be on 6th Street right now.
It's Miller time.
Do you understand?
It's Bower Friday, for Christ's sake.
I think I might just leave.
You know what I mean?
I think I'm going to leave here in about five minutes.
As a matter of fact, why don't you follow me on Twitter?
I'm going to be on this evening.
Possibly I'll be chatting with some folks out there.
If you happen to be following me, you'll know where I'll be chatting at, all right?
Ghost politics is the name to follow, all right?
All right, I'm going to go to 6th Street.
I'm not going to sit over here and deal with these pathetically anal losers, these milky liquors, these vile pieces of cyber vermin that are going to make no contribution to civilization other than flapping their fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard and contributing methane to the air.
You know what?
There's some idiot named aborted fetus that continues to talk garbage.
And before I leave, I'm going to call that bastard.
Let's call that bastard.
How about that?
How do we call that bastard?
That stupid little kid.
See me get a goddamn mom on the phone or some crap.
Goddamn stupid little son of a bitch.
Let me get this goddamn idiot on the phone here or a mother or somebody.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking for Christ's sake, man.
Stupid, milky-looking piece of nipple clamp-loving butt-plug up the ass looking.
I'm telling you, I want a mother to answer.
I want a goddamn slut bag mother to answer the goddamn phone.
I'm not BSing, man.
Not joking.
We are unavailable to take your call.
Please leave a message.
Thank you for calling.
Yes, I'm calling in reference to a vulgar internet display that we've been hearing on YouTube that's been referenced to this particular phone number.
All you have to do is do a YouTube search and look up the aborted fetus and just listen to the amount of disgusting, perverted vulgarity that's being displayed by whatever young child that you have there home alone on a consistent basis.
And I'm suggesting to you either somebody there in the household do something about this disgusting, despicable display of sexual perversion happening by some child.
All right, this is definitely a child.
Either something be rectified by this, or we are going to pursue this to whatever bureaucratic mechanism that oversees neglectful parents like you.
All right?
All right.
Now, I don't know if this message is going to end.
I don't know.
I'm going to try to talk all the way until the message ends.
But I definitely want to emphasize the seriousness.
Emphasize the seriousness about this particular situation.
The aborted fetus.
I kid you not.
That's whatever young child that's there acting like some complete and utter disgusting, perverted version of itself.
That's exactly what they go by.
And I'm not joking.
I'm going to take this.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to hang up and I'm going to call right back, and I hope that somebody answers.
Because we need to get to the bottom of this.
This is not a joke.
Hang up, engineer.
Hang them up.
All right, we're going to call him right back for Christ's sake, because, I mean, you know, we've got to get to the bottom of this crap.
Is it dialing or what?
A curse cat!
Jesus Christ, what the hell is going on with this stupid?
We're having technical difficulties now, for Christ's sake.
How convenient.
How goddamn convenient, for Christ's sake.
Let's go ahead and call them back, for Christ's sake.
I'm not joking, man.
We are unavailable to take your call.
Please leave a message.
Here we go.
Thank you.
Yeah, okay.
Obviously, they're not picking up.
Syria Massacre Discussion00:07:09
All right.
Yeah, obviously they're not picking up.
And let me tell you, I don't blame them for not picking up, but let me tell you something else.
All right.
If this little kid ever calls back, I've already doxed his ass.
All right?
Believe it or not.
All right?
If this kid ever calls back again, he's going to regret it for the rest of his freaking life.
That's all I'm saying, you stupid, milky-looking piece of garbage.
All right?
So, all I'm saying is, if you continue to call me up and act like some stupid little snot-nosed perverted brat, you know, you're going to get it.
That's all I got to say.
And conveniently enough, aborted fetus left the room, and I don't blame you for leaving the room, you stupid milky liquor.
Anyway, I'm out of here.
There's no reason for me to stay online for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at these idiots that are in the chat room.
Look at these idiots.
Look at them.
They're laughing at me for Christ's sake.
I've got eight-year-old kids acting like sick, demented, deviant, derelict perverts, and they're laughing at this crap.
Jesus Christ.
Look, I'm just going to get through the rest of the broadcast.
We were talking about how the goddamn European space agency is going to fire a freaking spacecraft at some asteroid in the sky in an attempt to do some experiment to see if they can deviate the course of the gravitational pull of this particular asteroid, for Christ's sake.
And I find it funny that NASA has nothing to do with this, and it's the European goddamn space agency, for Christ's sake.
So anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk a little bit about Bashar al-Assad once again.
Bashar al-Assad is continuing to kill his own people.
Continuing to kill his own people because his people don't want him to have totalitarian rule over them any longer.
And as a result, you have thousands upon thousands of Syrians going to the streets protesting.
All right, these people are not armed.
They're not causing disorder.
They're not acting like those disgusting, despicable, smelly jehudis in Egypt, which just rioted and pillaged and raped.
No, no, no, no.
These are actual people that want democracy.
They want democratic politics implemented in their goddamn geopolitical region.
They want capitalism.
They don't want totalitarianism by some ridiculous, secularist, Baptist, jerk ass that was bequeathed the country by his daddy.
All right, by his goddamn daddy.
So once again, some more deaths.
20 dead today in Syria as Bashar al-Assad continues to order his troops to kill innocent people so he can sustain his goddamn rule.
All right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue going, shall we?
All right, the only reason I'm bringing attention, all right?
The only reason that I am bringing attention to this, because I have been talking about this massacre that's been happening in Syria ever since February, and you idiots can look back in the archive if you don't believe me.
All right, go to blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right?
Go there for Christ's sake.
I've been saying it.
All right?
I've been saying it for a long time, boy.
And that's all there is to it.
All right?
That's all there is to it.
Anyway, I want to send a 187 shout-out to Bashar al-Assad.
All right?
And I'd like for everybody to repeat with me, death to Bashar al-Assad.
Death to Bashar al-Assad.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
Suicide bomber kills another 40 in a Pakistan mosque out there in Pakistan, for Christ's sake.
We were talking about some of the violence that was plaguing Karachi, which is one of the bigger cities in Pakistan.
Now we actually have a group of individuals that are continuing this havoc by basically detonating a bomb in the middle of prayer services out there at a mosque this particular Friday.
Can you believe this crap?
And once again, the reason I keep updating these destabilization attempts by whatever factions that's trying to implement violence on Pakistan, the reason that I am amplifying this is because it's serious.
If Pakistan falls, they're a nuclear power.
They're a nuclear power, for Christ's sake.
And they could just start running amok throughout the whole region out there.
The first people they would take out are the Indians from India because they've had a whole bunch of brutal wars that they were not on the winning side of.
And there's a lot of retribution internalized out there in Pakistan.
So once these goddamn fanatics and radicals take control of Pakistan by destabilizing the country by continuously, habitually implementing violence, I think that the first thing that they're going to do with those nuclear weapons is go out there into India and just start detonating them out there for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you, it's starting to look like world disorder.
That's why we need a Texan in the White House out here.
We need somebody who's going to kick ass and take names.
I remember the last time there was a Texan in the White House.
Nobody in the goddamn world would shit until America said, squat.
You understand?
Now look at us.
You understand?
Now look at us.
We're nothing.
We're pathetic.
We're being pushed around by little mini powers out here for Christ's sake.
We're apologizing to countries.
This is horrible.
This is disgusting, man.
I'm telling you, this is why we need a goddamn Texan in the White House.
Do you understand that?
This is why we need a goddamn Texan in the White House.
You wouldn't be seeing all these goddamn suicide bombings in Pakistan killing 40 people.
We got some more violence out there in the Israel-Gaza Strip out there.
Israel got hit up by gunmen that ended up killing about eight or nine people at some particular area on the border of the Sinai Peninsula.
And as a result, you had the Israelis respond by basically jet-rocketing people in the Gaza Strip.
And it's pretty much put a big-time tension between Israel and the so-called new leaders of Egypt.
The new leaders of Egypt are kind of touting tough language, saber-rattling, as it pertains to this particular situation that's happening right now in the Middle East.
So once again, we got so much destabilization throughout the goddamn world.
West Memphis Three Justice00:06:24
It's pathetic.
It's pathetic, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
What else do we got?
Oh, yeah.
Did everybody hear about this West Memphis 3 crap?
Does anybody know what I'm talking about with this West Memphis 3?
It's these three stupid devil-worshiping jerk dicks, you know, that got tried in West Memphis, was it 1993, 1992, or something of that nature?
They allegedly got convicted for, you know, killing three young children.
And, you know, because it was on HBO and, you know, Innocence Lost and a whole bunch of jerk dicks watched the documentary.
You actually have people like Eddie Vetter from Pearl Jam and that stupid half-French wannabe jerk ass, Johnny Depp, and all these other people that focused attention towards these West Memphis 3 jerk dicks.
And believe it or not, they touted and screamed loud enough that now, after almost two decades in prison, the West Memphis 3 are actually free.
Can you believe this crap?
They're actually free.
You know, three innocent children were mutilated, slaughtered, and the justice system found beyond a reasonable doubt, based upon a jury of their peers, that these three people mutilated and murdered these three innocent seven, eight-year-old children.
All right?
And because Johnny Depp and Eddie Vetter and those stupid fruity asses from South Park and all these other Hollywood-based jerk dicks decided, oh, a free West Memphis III.
Free the West Memphis III.
Now we've got the justice system completely turning itself and just letting convicted killers, because they were convicted.
They were convicted killers.
They letting them go free like it's no big deal for Christ's sake.
I mean, I think that everybody should really research what's happening with this West Memphis 3 nonsense.
It's just disgraceful.
All right?
Johnny Depp with his nappy-headed ass should be ashamed of himself.
Same with Eddie Vetter.
Same with those assholes from South Park, for Christ's sake.
All right?
These idiots should be ashamed of themselves for causing enough ruckus to allow the justice system to let these idiots go free, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, give me a brilliant let these idiots go free.
I mean, they were convicted of killing small children for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Let me tell you something.
If anybody happens to know the West Memphis III, if anybody happens to know where they're staying at or anything of that nature, you tell them this message, all right?
You were convicted by a group of your peers.
I saw the documentary, Innocence Lost.
You stupid, dumb, red-necked little teenaged, wannabe Aleister Crowley worshiping Hicks didn't even take your own murder trial seriously.
All right?
And if you're not going to take your own murder trial seriously, then obviously, according to a jury of your peers, it's more than obvious that you don't have any guilt or any kind of remorse or you just have a guilt look on yourself.
And all I'm saying is that you, West Memphis 3, as far as I'm concerned, you deserve the electric chair.
You understand that?
Because who in the hell else killed those three kids, you stupid scumbags?
Huh?
I mean, you know, who the hell else killed those three kids?
It's pathetic.
I hope all those three kids end up getting injected with cancer of the prick.
You know, and Eddie Vetter and that asshole Johnny Depp, I hope they get severely kicked in the balls to the point where they got to be castrated for allowing this tragedy of justice to happen, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, this disgusting justice system doesn't even work anymore.
So fuck the West Memphis 3.
I hope y'all burn in hell for killing those kids, you stupid scumbags.
Anyway, you know, I'm just sick.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm really sick.
I'm tired.
You know, I'm looking down here at the window.
It's, you know, I mean, it should be Miller time.
I should be down there right now on 6th Street.
And as a matter of fact, I think that's what I'm going to do.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
Screw all you people.
And hey, if anybody wants the aborted fetus's number, you know, just follow me on Twitter.
And, you know, whenever I have a chat session, maybe we can work out a deal or something.
Anyway, I'm out of here, folks.
All right.
I'm out of here.
All right.
Ghost politics is the name to follow, for Christ's sake.
Don't be a milky liquor.
Come on down.
Ghost politics.
I am out of here.
And look, if people are like, don't go, don't go.
Hey, you can thank these stupid scumbags that are in this chat room for ruining Baller Friday.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Huh?
You can just thank these stupid milky-licking pieces of finger spanking crap for ruining Baller Friday for everybody.
All right?
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Yeah, that's great.
Stupid scumbag.
Look at these people.
They're laughing about it, too.
They get a big joke.
Look at them.
Look at them.
They're laughing about it.
You stupid scumbag.
There's nothing funny about it.
There's nothing funny about it, you stupid milky-licking pieces of nipple clamp-loving butt-plug-upy ass-looking piece of garbage.
And let me tell you something before I go.
You idiots that are posting all these ridiculous, slanderous lies about me all over the internet, all you stupid, filthy scumbags that are posting all these YouTube videos about me, believe me.
Shake It Off Outro00:02:41
All right, believe me, I am making sure that I am taking the necessary steps to make sure that I get punitive damages.
So if you think that you're all safe, you think everything's going to be all right, you're not going to do nothing.
Don't worry.
Let's continue making fun of him on the YouTube.
We continue to do it.
I don't care.
And you can't do anything.
Yeah, well, you just wait, you sorry saxa crap.
Do you understand that, you milky-licking pieces of nipple-clamp-loving dicks, not chugging crap?
Huh?
You just wait, you scumbags.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm out of here.
I'm not going to sit here and do this crap anymore.
Get me the hell out of here, engineer.
These people are a bunch of ungrateful pricks.
And I'm out of here.
Get me out of here.
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That's it.
I like that.
My body rocks a rhythm.
You beat my drum hard.
I might just kick it, kick it.
You wanna lick it, lick it?
I like to stick it, lick it.
From London to L.A.
Yeah, that's the ticket, ticket.
Come on and kiss it, kiss it.
I like the Gucci Gucci.
I love the dollar bill.
I love your pocket rocket.
We lift your shock and shock it.
I like the way you smile.
I might just bite your lip.
I see you talking, talking.
Your hands are thumping, something like that.
I like that.
I like your dusting mind.
Mine's on it all the time.
Oh, let me shake it, shake it.
Oh, boy, I'm not sure.
Should I come back, huh?
Should I come back?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Anyway, hold on.
Turn it off.
I'll tell you what.
Radio Graffiti Shoutouts00:14:59
All right.
I'll tell you what.
I'm going to come back.
All right.
Because look at all the people that left.
All right.
Look at all the people that left.
A lot of them are a bunch of milky-licking finger spankers that needed to leave anyway.
So I'm just going to go ahead and stay because, you know, it basically got rid of a good portion of the ass clowns that were out here agitating the broadcast.
You know, I did the old switcheroo for Christ's sake.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
Anyway, we're already in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, folks, I want everybody to please retweet the broadcast, all right?
Go to the social networks, go to the forums, and go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that we're in effect and in the house, for Christ's sake, all right?
Some shout-outs, chat.
Let's move a little bit into some shout-outs.
Anybody, uh, do we need to shout anybody out there, engineer?
All right, we got a couple of shout-outs to say here, folks.
And of course, if you want to shout out, well, you know what?
Forget about retweeting the first tweet.
How about this?
How about we s we get a hashtag going on and see if we can get it trending.
How about that?
How about we get the hashtag Baller Friday, all right?
Anybody who tweets at me with the hashtag Baller Friday, I'm giving you a shout-out right now, all right?
Baller Friday.
All right, on Twitter.
All right, everybody, let's see if we can get it.
Let's see if we can get it trending up in here, all right?
Now, let's give everybody a couple of minutes so that they can go ahead and tweet at me with a little bit of a Baller Friday.
And here we go.
We got Gunbogbo.
What's going on?
We got YWB Woo.
We got who else we got?
We got Toma Swift.
We've got British Brian.
We got Poop Tickler Jr.
We've got Variska Circuit.
Who else we got going on?
Let's get some Baller Friday trending going on.
We got Andre Ash.
We've got Capitalize Now.
We've got Darian Cutler.
I'm not saying that name.
We got Ghost Love Smurfs.
No, I don't.
We got some asshole named Poop Dickler.
We got some guy named Fat Marshall.
We got some asshole named Hambone Ghost for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Forex Capitalist in the place.
We got Theora.
We got Y Mithror.
We've got He He X2.
We got Cosmo CB.
Who else do we got?
We got a whole bunch of other tweets out here.
Who else do we got?
We got Apple Woves Go.
I'm not saying that for Christ's sake.
I'm not saying that one either.
We got Centennius.
We got the Blue Waffle.
We got My Shotgun in the place.
Twinkle Sparkle.
Who else do we got?
We got Derpy Love Muffins.
Derpenteelism.
We've got 1337 Poop Tickler.
We've got The Frantic.
We got My Vag Smells.
We got Tom Slee UK.
We've got Honky20.
Who else do we got going on?
Let's get some more people going on out here.
Let's see if we get some more.
We got Orson Welles in the place.
We got Mike Literis.
Who else do we got?
We got Big Fat Mellon.
I'm not saying that, you stupid moron.
We got who else do we got?
We got Memphis 3 or screw that.
All right.
Screw you, you stupid moron.
We got Anonymous Plumo.
We got Warthog 177.
We got Urin Tickler.
We've got Nick 130I.
We've got Med O Toxa or some crap.
I don't know.
Sorry if I mispronounced your name.
We got Lero Don.
We got Killer Shandy.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We got The Foot Job Kid.
We got Gabriel and P. What's going on?
We got Boy on Pluto.
Arab Playhouse.
DJ Harry son.
Who else we got?
We got Tavlik 1.
Tazeki Brony.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Taseki Brony, man.
Come on.
Damn it.
God damn it, Tazeki Brony.
That's just a buzzkill right off the bat for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
That's just an utter buzzkill.
Jesus Christ.
We got some asshole named Ghost Brony.
Uncle Poop Tickler.
Robo Poop Tickler.
Jesus Chris.
This is disgusting.
This is horrible.
This is disgraceful for Christ's sake.
We got Kano Sewer.
We got Loud0701.
Who the hell else do we got going on over here?
You know what I'm saying?
We got Fidel Castro.
Ah, screw that asshole.
Who else we got?
I think that's about it.
That's about enough.
That's it, Engineer.
What's up?
All right, well, we got one more.
We got Ghetto Poop Tickle, and that's about it, all right?
Anyway, folks, we've already pretty much, you know, let's put it this way, we've already pretty much gone through the whole broadcast and everything that was on the agenda.
So without any further ado, folks, I'd like for everybody to please get your hands together because it is now time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Radi!
Woo!
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, everybody's favorite time.
And before we get into it, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast on this Baller Friday, this special Baller Friday edition here.
I want everybody to retweet the broadcast.
All right, there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the damn player.
There is a Facebook lack button.
There's a retweet this button.
Spread it around like goddamn wildfire.
And tell everybody that we are in affected in the house, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to radio graffiti.
And for you folks that are unaware of what the hell I'm talking about, radio graffiti is an exercise in one's ability to say whatever it is that they want to say on the air to tens of thousands of listeners throughout the world.
And what you have to do to participate in this is give me a call, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
All right?
And once I call on your goddamn area code or on your Skype name, you've got three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
All right?
But when I call your Skype name or your area code, be ready, ass clowns.
All right?
Be freaking ready.
Don't be a jerk, dick, and just sit there and just, we don't want to hear you breathe on the phone, all right?
Say something.
Anything.
Anything, you stupid morons.
Anyway, let's take it from the top, shall we?
Let's go to the Skype callers right now.
We are listening to a Baller Friday edition of Radio Graffiti.
Ghost Train 123, Radio Graffiti.
Here we go again.
They're not saying a goddamn thing, for Christ's sake.
Asho, Radio Graffiti.
Shut the fuck up, I'm picking my map.
We can't even understand you, you stupid brat.
908, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
Hi, am I on your podcast?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Is this for real, for Christ's sake?
Come on.
571, Radio Graffiti.
Damn it.
What is it all?
Come on, please.
Hey, we got ourselves our first Mexican, for Christ's sake.
How you doing there, Vato?
How you doing, SA?
Hey, Essay, how you doing, man?
You see, he's playing Vato logo music or something.
A three-two, radio graffiti.
Shut up, big Minecraft!
Man, what was this?
The invasion of Mexicans or something?
What do I look like?
The freaking Alamo, for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
What's up with all the Mexican vernacular?
563, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, you're a racist.
That's it.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
Yeah, I'm very proud of you.
Radio Graffiti.
Christ.
Knuckles Freak, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, man, that was a Fruit Bowl laugh.
502, Radio Graffiti.net.
Screw bronies, all right?
Well, let me take that back.
You'll probably do it, but, you know, who gives a crap about bronies?
They're pieces of garbage, and you can tell them all I said that.
817, radio graffiti.
What's that?
Not me.
Fuck that.
I'm a cat.
Stupid idiot.
417, radio graffiti.
Ghost.
I heard the last black guy to pick cotton was the one who pulled the Tampa.
Yeah, well, too late.
You can't say it fast enough because you're a slow brain prank.
563, radio graffiti.
If most atheists are gay, then why do you believe in God?
Stupid idiot.
I mean, I mean, give me a goddamn break.
508, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
I know you're a brony.
I know you're a crony.
I'm not a goddamn Brody.
I know you idiots wish.
I know that you're probably, you know, putting a couple of pieces of large furniture in your anal passage, you know, fantasizing about me potentially being a brony, but no.
Absolutely not.
Ever.
You over-feminine pieces of trash.
703, radio graffiti.
Give me the tail.
Stupid, no personality have an idiot.
813, radio graffiti.
Yeah, great.
Very proud of you.
Elmera, radio graffiti.
You're taking too long.
Dr. Poop Tickler, Radio Graffiti.
Fuck you, Texas.
Shove that goddamn song up your ass already, for Christ's sake, alright?
I don't want to hear that on Bowler Friday.
Don't you idiots understand that?
Damn it!
918, Radio Graffiti.
I am Blank Flank, and I'm calling on behalf of Celestia Radio.
Well, who really gives a crap, all right?
563, Radio Graffiti.
How's it going?
Yeah, shut up, your ass.
Who else do we got?
We got 814, Radio Graffiti.
You there?
You just hung up.
706, Radio Graffiti.
Stupid idiot.
Is there anybody that's going to actually talk here?
I mean, what the hell's going on?
There's not even anybody calling.
847, radio graffiti.
Apple Blue loves you.
Accept it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
Anonymous, Radio Graffiti.
I just want to say big up the bronies and Menonem sucks to be you.
Are you kidding me?
Screw the bronies.
Do you understand that bronies are a disease?
Do you understand?
It's the over-feminization and the absolute pussification of the males of world society today.
The utter pussification.
And you don't want to know what I mean?
You want to take a good whiff of what I'm talking about?
Take a look at the males today in modern society under the age of 30 and just notice the feminine physical attributes prominent on the majority of these males under the age of 30.
Notice the feminine vernacular.
And I'm telling you right now, it's the pussification, the absolute utter sick pussification of the American male.
And not just the American male, but the whole males on the westernized nation front for Christ's sake, all right?
Goddamn freaking bronies, for Christ's sake, fruiting up my broadcast.
413, radio graffiti.
Happy Bowler Friday.
You're goddamn right.
It's Bowler Friday.
Goddamn right.
563, radio graffiti.
You're just taking too long for Christ's sake.
814, radio graffiti.
It's Bowler Friday.
You're damn right.
508, radio graffiti.
You're playing with your Peter Popper.
563, Radio Graffiti.
Happy Donald Love in it.
I love you, ghost.
Do me.
Hey, why don't you put your boyfriend on there, man?
Your boyfriend has a manlier voice than your Femi ass.
Why don't you put him on the phone?
Hey, okay.
You're Jew.
Yes, you are.
Hey, so y'all are chewing each other up the pooper?
I love you, ghost.
Uh-oh, they're fruiting up.
They're fruiting it up for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Look at all those fruits.
Listen to all those fruits over there.
Shut It Off Request00:11:19
Uh-oh.
Your fruits are fruiting up the place.
Uh-oh.
Here's some fruit bowl music I'm sure your asshole's fuckering up to, huh?
I'm taking you to the depths of your pooper-ness because you have no cleanness.
You're smelling like me and cheese now.
I bet you're getting done by Popco.
Because you wish you had a peak to go.
Anyway, get this shit.
Stop the music.
Stop the music.
Get this idiot off.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
417, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, you want to give me a prolapse rectum?
No, you stupid sick fruit.
All right?
Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that fruit talk, all right, boy?
Jesus Christ, you lispy-sounding bastard.
Skull 314 Radio Graffiti.
Discard Skype, radio graffiti.
Look, I mean, look at that man's hairy ass and saying, I will shove it up, you stupid, splicing pieces of crap.
I'm telling you, you idiots that are out there making these ridiculous, false audio files, these spliced, audio-augmented files.
I'm telling you right now, I am taking the necessary steps to make sure that I get goddamn putative damages.
Punitive damages out of your asses, all of you.
And you all thinking, oh, he's a big joke.
You're not going to do nothing.
Yeah, you just wait, you sorry sack of crap.
All right, you all just wait.
Stupid milky liquors, for Christ's sake.
Who the hell else we got?
619, radio graffiti.
Jesus, I can't even understand you.
703, what's up, radio graffiti?
Hey, yo, I wonder how I can talk to my parents.
How you can talk to your parents?
Why about opening your mouth instead of opening it whenever you see a hole in the wall between a ship stall?
817, radio graffiti.
Don't call me a son of a fucking cat.
Yeah, you're a fruity-sounding little fruit ball.
That's what you sound like.
612, what's up, radio goddamn graffiti?
I think you need to learn about the magic of friendship.
Yeah, you know what?
You could take your goddamn brony friendship and you can shove it back in that 1979 San Francisco bathhouse where it belongs.
Stupid morons.
Who else got 563 Radio Graffiti?
How many of you over-feminized idiots are there out there in the goddamn internet of you people, man?
Jesus Christ, you stupid, dumb, sick, sadistic, over-feminized pieces of trash.
I'm telling you, you all need bitch slaps into reality.
All you over-feminized bronies out there, you need bitch slaps into freaking reality.
Jesus Christ.
317, radio graffiti.
Yeah, you're just playing with your Peter Popper.
706, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, you're just playing with your Peter Popper, too, for Christ's sake, man.
Everybody's just playing with their goddamn Peter Poppers, man.
No balls whatsoever.
We got King O Khan, Radio Graffiti.
I just wanted to let you know I'm making a game based off of your show.
It's going to be about the melting pot of friendship gained stoned by fifth.
Oh, yeah, let me tell you something right now.
That's the last thing, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Are you cut this?
They're making videos.
They're making music.
I mean, what is this crap?
I mean, I'm a capitalist!
God damn it.
I'm a capitalist, and I deserve the goddamn respect accorded that title.
I'm a goddamn capitalist, you sorry sack of crap.
And I deserve respect.
They deserve respect.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'm shooting pearls to you stupid, sorry scumbags.
I'm shooting pearls to you, dill holes, for Christ's sake, goddamn it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna come back.
This is supposed to be baller friday.
And look at this freaking waste of human flesh that's out here in the cyber world.
Look at these spamming pieces of crap.
I mean, is this what life has come to?
I mean, is this the human condition?
A bunch of primitive ass, primalistic, tribal assholes that can't comprehend the complexities that is modernity for Christ's sake.
I mean, is this the majority of sick sadistic human beings that are so complacent in their own goddamn mediocrity for Christ's sake?
They're so goddamn complacent in their freaking mediocrity for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man, my heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, you piece of crap.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That's some way to do his work.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I gotta go.
Get me out of here, engineer.
I gotta go a break or something for Christian.
Get me out of here.
Get out of here.
You're such a far ration from the waiter.
I will never have a shoot to me.
Oh, so mad and they won't wait for me to show you how your face have abandoned you.
Oh, Christian, you had him.
You never strike the question why you killed someone to inspire.
Cyber Vermin Complaints00:05:03
You roll down into it.
Shut it off.
Shut it off.
Jesus Christ, shut it off and put me back on the air for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm just, I just had to calm down there.
You know, my stomach's hurting, and, you know, people are pissing me off out here.
I really don't appreciate it.
Oh, Jesus Christ, my stomach, man.
You assholes are burning a goddamn hole in my stomach for Christ's sake, man.
You're pissing me off.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, I think I'm okay.
I think I'm okay for Christ's sake.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, folks.
Just give me a couple minutes here.
I think I'm okay.
I think I'm alright.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not okay for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not okay.
All right.
All right, give me the mic.
I'm okay.
Give me the money.
Give me the money.
I'm okay.
Give me the money.
Give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn mic for Christ's sake.
Give me the mic.
Oh, geez.
Give me the mic.
All right.
All right, that's it.
I'm just going to take a couple more calls of radio graffiti, folks.
And that's it.
I can't take any more for crash sake.
I just can't do it.
This bowler Friday has been completely messed up by these stupid stuff out here.
And frankly, I'm looking downstairs.
I'm looking down there on the streets of 6th Street right now.
And I guarantee you, I want to go down there.
Do you understand that?
I want to go down there.
I want it to be Miller time, baby.
Do you understand that?
Saturday Show Threat00:08:55
I want to enjoy my life instead of being stuck here with a bunch of cyber vermin that don't even appreciate the millions of dollars of commentary that I'm providing them absolutely free for Christ's sake.
They're unappreciative.
You're unappreciative, pricks, and you should all be ashamed of yourself, all of you people.
You have no shape for yourselves.
You have no shame for this country.
I'm not gonna let these scumbags ruin my goddamn, ruin my baller Friday anymore.
You understand that?
I'm not letting you sorry, filthy, disgusting, smelly, slimy mass of crap.
I'm not letting you ruin my goddamn baller Friday.
I'm a capitalist.
And I deserve the respect accorded that title.
Fucked up, dude.
You idiots ain't giving me one iota of respect.
You're not giving me one iota of respect.
On the contrary, look at you filthy scumbags.
Look at you.
You're flapping your fat Dorito-stained fingers on the keyboard, talking a bunch of malarkey about me.
Well, I'm not going to take this.
You're not going to have ghosts to kick around anymore this evening because I'm out of here.
All right?
I'm going down to 6th Street.
It's Miller time, baby.
It's goddamn Miller time.
And all you filthy, disgusting wish that you had a life.
But putting a hot dog up your damn hairy dingleberry ridden ass crack.
Having drinking oval tea.
Watching the golden girls looking sticking your poop chute at some disgusting herpes infected viral having penis.
Looking piece of nipple clamp loving butt plug up the ass.
Looking chicken eating cornboy crap.
I'm not gonna sit here and be besmirched.
I'm not gonna have my radio show be besmirched.
I deserve respect and you assholes ain't giving it to me.
So screw you bastards.
All right, screw you bastards.
I'm out of here.
And all you people that are talking garbage against me.
I hope that you get cancer of the prick.
All of you, you understand that.
I hope that you get cancer of the rectum.
You stupid, sorry sacks of crap.
You stupid pieces of garbage.
Fuck all you people.
I'm getting out of here.
Get me out of here, engineer.
I'm not gonna sit here and take this crap.
Get me out of here.
I'm not gonna sit here and take it from freaking bronies and feminists and long-haired liberals and a bunch of fruity ass twinkle toes, bastards.
Screw all you people.
I'm out of here.
They're not gonna sit here and take this crap.
You idiots don't deserve the greatness of my presence why you're gonna sit here and besmirch me and besmirch my show.
For Christ's sake, you idiots will be lucky.
you idiots will be lucky if I ever come back here again you sorry sack of crap do you understand that you sorry sacks of crap will be lucky if I even show up on blog talk radio ever again you sorry sacks of crap do you understand that it's because of you losers Jesus Christ anyway I'm out of here I'm not gonna sit here and take this I'm going down to 6th Sixth Street.
It's melt time, Bendy.
I'm getting the hell out of there.
Screw all you wastes of useless eater crap that are sitting here flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers and not making one contribution to civilization whatsoever, other than turning perfectly good food into shit and raping the natural resources of this earth.
Do you understand that, you people that are out there that have insignificant lives that are going to stay there by yourself on a goddamn computer, getting your fat cottage cheese ass even that much more fatter on a Friday evening?
I'm talking to you, and I hope that my words penetrate your psyche into realizing in your own mind, in your own perspective, that you are a loser.
And the only reason that you're staying alive is because of this fiber optically connected world that we call the internet that isn't even real.
So why don't you just do the world a favor and go ahead and drink and drive, take a long walk off a short pier, you know, put a goddamn toaster into a goddamn bathtub while you're in it because you're wastes.
You're wastes.
I'm out of here.
I'm not getting out.
Screw all you people.
Get me out of here, engineer.
Get me out of here.
I don't care.
You understand that, engineer?
I don't care how many people are out there listening.
I don't care if people are getting their goddamn panties in a bunch.
I don't care if people are pissed off.
I don't care.
And screw you idiots that are sitting over here.
Oh, let me have some shout-outs, ghosting, yeah.
You get diddly.
That's what you get.
You get goddamn diddly, and you'll be happy with it.
You're going to like it.
You're going to eat it.
I'm out of here.
Get me out of here, engineer.
I don't even know what the hell I'm still doing on the air for Christ's sake anyway.
These people are all a bunch of stupid twinkle-toes, rose-butted asshole, brony, fruity asses, for Christ's sake.
I mean, why the hell am I still on the air gracing my great presence to these useless pieces of garbage?
Get me out of here.
You understand?
I'm out of here.
And follow me on Twitter.
I'm going to do a chat tonight.
You understand that?
To all the real capitalists, all the individuals that actually want to hear some actual discourse about capitalism.
Follow me on Twitter, Ghost Politics.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm going to be doing a chat session tonight.
And if you want to participate in it, well, by God, go ahead and follow me.
Not to mention that right after I get off of here, I'm going to the capitalist army and I'm hanging out there for a little bit.
So if you happen to be a member of the capitalist army, go to the capitalist army right now.
I'll be there chilling like an insane villain for Christ's sake.
And everybody that is not a member of the capitalist army, well, tough titty.
Tough titty, boy.
Anyway, also, we've got all episodes that I have ever conducted in complete archive for free download at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right, that's blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost, baby.
And spread that link around like wildfire.
Now, I'm a little upset.
I'm going down to 6th Street.
I know I told people that I may or may not have a Saturday show.
You know, I may or may not.
I was feeling a little bit hospitable.
I was feeling a little bit generous.
And I was thinking about putting on a show this Saturday.
After the response here that I have seen on Baller Friday, the disgusting display of just utter ignorance that seems to be embraced by the majority of the populace that listens to the broadcast in an attempt to agitate the broadcast, I don't know if I am going to have one.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
So let me know.
Should I have a damn Saturday broadcast?
All right, send me a tweet.
Let me know what's going on for Christ's sake.
All right, let me know what's going on.
Anyway, I'm getting the hell out of here.
I'm enjoying my Baller Friday.
I'm going down to 6th Street.
They're closing off the street tonight.
It's milletime, baby.
Do you understand that?
It is milletime.
And that's all there is to it.
I'm thinking about giving shout-outs, but you people have been pricks today.
So, you know, for lack of a better term, you know, blow it out your ass.
All right?
How about that?
How about blowing that out your ass?
Blow it out of your fat loser entitlement recipient asses.
And I'm out of here.
Tweet me if I should do a goddamn Saturday show.
Let me know what's going on.
I'm out of here.
Follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics.
Get me out of here, Engineering.
I'm going down to 6th Street, for Christ's sake.
Get me out of here.
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