Ghost anchors True Capitalist Radio's August 16th episode, dissecting market volatility amid French and German economic slumps while attacking Obama's stimulus package and ethanol subsidies. The broadcast devolves into a chaotic "Taco Tuesday" featuring callers confessing to bestiality, pedophilia, and gang rape, prompting Ghost to mock religious theocracy and threaten Alex Jones. Ultimately, the segment illustrates Ghost's belief that capitalism separates the wise from the weak amidst a society he deems a cancer on the planet. [Automatically generated summary]
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I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his Skylight Office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
The Beast.
What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I didn't really intend to do this show.
I mean, to be completely honest with you, I felt like actually going out and spending a little bit of money and contributing to the down, this down economy out here, at least contributing to some businesses at some sort.
But then I started seeing the tweets coming in.
I started seeing them.
And, you know, bless those little hearts out there that inspired me to come in here to do a broadcast.
Like I said, I would rather be living lavish right now, consuming in luxurious goods and libations and cigars and other such luxurious vices.
But instead, believe it or not, even though I do not want to be here right now talking to probably the predominant amount of people listening, a bunch of troll, brony, fruit bowl, liberal, long-haired bastards, I decided to come in here and go ahead and do a broadcast.
And let me tell you, it's Taco Tuesday, for all the folks that don't know.
Yeah, that's right.
Taco Tuesday.
And suitable to the name, I am going to just basically take one of these lackadaisical approaches to the broadcast.
You know, I'm actually going to act like, you know, one of these ethnic minorities at a fast food joint that's trying to act busy, but all I'm trying to do is do the minimal amount of work possible so I can still get a full day's pay.
You know what I'm saying?
That's exactly what I'm going to be doing today.
All right, so everybody, it's Taco Tuesday.
I hope everybody out there is listening in.
Like I said, I didn't even want to come in here to do this crap.
All right?
I didn't even want to do this crap.
So anyway, I'm kind of taking a lackadaisical approach, folks.
If it kind of sounds a little off-keister here in the broadcast, it's because the bottom line is, is I may clock out early in this broadcast.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't want to be here for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, before we get into anything, folks, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire.
Let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
Not to mention, it's Taco Tuesday, Taco Tuesday.
So, once again, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there.
Do you see all those little buttons?
Use and abuse those buttons for Christ's sake.
All right, it's just a freaking click for Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me for this Taco Tuesday edition, folks.
I really don't want to do too much, so let me just get through the markets because I know there's some individuals that appreciate the financial analysis and the commentary that I give about the markets and other business matters.
We are seeing once again another helter-skelter day on the market.
You understand?
I got another helter-skelter day on the market.
And the reason we're having this little small retraction in the equities market, folks, is because of Europe.
We're seeing bad numbers out of the European powers that comprise the European Union.
We saw some bad numbers come out of France yesterday.
Today, we saw some bad numbers come out of the Germany economy.
And what numbers am I speaking of?
Well, the rate of growth, the rate of economic growth that Germany is supposed to sustain on an annual basis has completely stopped.
All right, it's completely gone kaput.
And unfortunately, because we are seeing complete like non-growth, not just in France, but in Germany, it's spooking investors into believing that we may have an economic global slowdown.
And as a result, you have a lot of investors, once again, pulling out of the equities markets.
You know, their impulsive, emotional, you know, lack of balls-having investment community that we have out here, for Christ's sake.
Once again, we are seeing the retraction in the investor sentiment.
Let's get to the Dow Jones Industrials on this Taco Tuesday.
Dow Jones Industrials is down 76.97 points, a percentage decrease of 0.67%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 11,405.90 points for the Dow Jones.
SP 500 took a dip slightly.
SP closes out down 11.73 points, a percentage decrease of 0.97%, closing out the SP at 1,192.76 points.
NASDAQ closes down 31.75 points.
It was the biggest loser in today's equities markets, folks.
I mean, good God, with the goddamn volatility in the tech market, it was down 1.24% on the day for the NASDAQ, closing out 25, 23.45.
That's 2,523.45 points for the NASDAQ.
The FTSE fared out fairly well, though.
Volatility and Loose Liquidity00:04:33
It was up slightly on the increase.
It was up 7.05 points.
A percentage increase of 0.13%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,357.63 points.
So once again, the reason that we're seeing these equity sell-offs, and it's a minor one, believe me, we saw some major volatility.
If you were a day trader today, as you've seen throughout the past, I would say since the beginning of the year, you know, the beginning of 2011, just major volatility rides for anybody who happens to be playing the day trading angle of investing.
I mean, lots of volatility to just take advantage of loose liquidity out there.
And if you people were just fortunate enough to be able to get a $25,000, which is the minimum legal amount of brokerage account minimum that one has to have to participate in pattern day trading, thanks to Yes, We Can.
But if you're fortunate enough to be able to participate in day trading, you'd be able to make some serious money.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm collecting a lot of the volatility, you know, those peaks and valleys that we're seeing in the charts of a lot of different stocks.
I'm taking a lot of that liquidity, parlaying that into long-term investments.
And what's so beautiful about getting some of this leftover liquidity, or it's just not necessarily left over.
It's more like there for the taking.
I mean, you just take a day chart of any stock and take a look at the peaks and valleys.
And if you get kicked, just get a piece of that, just get a small piece of that.
That's easy liquidity.
You do that all throughout the day, like I do and many other investors do.
You'd be able to make some serious liquidity, parlay that liquidity into other financial instruments that'll help you grow your net worth.
That'll help you increase your assets.
That's the whole objective of capitalizing, baby.
Not to just go out and make a bunch of money and spend it like a wild man.
You have to justify your expenses for Christ's sake.
And if you're fortunate enough to be able to participate in day trading, there is so much loose liquid out here.
I mean, it's just, it's like taking candy from a baby.
I can't believe what has gone on in this ridiculous market.
But hey, as much as I'm bitching about the lack of traditional investment fundamentals as it relates to today's equities market, I still think it's great.
I'm capitalizing it.
I can read this helter-skelter sediment.
I'm making some serious capital.
I hope you are too.
And once again, folks, the long-term investor reigns supreme here.
There's a lot of bottom-feeding opportunities.
There was bottom-feeding opportunities last week.
I hope you entertained the suggestion that I had suggested on this broadcast to possibly put yourself in play on some of these opportunities out here.
But long-term investment reigns supreme.
Once again, for all those folks that just can't get their mind around the complexities of other financial instruments, once again, if you want to get into the stock market, invest in blue chips, just set a certain amount of money each month and make sure to purchase whatever blue chip stock that you find favorable, that you feel is a good investment, not only from a personal aspect, but from a financial aspect also.
And I guarantee you, I guarantee you that once you accumulate $20,030, $40,000 in this blue chip equity, that's going to be worth a hell of a lot more than whatever currency that you're holding on to in the savings account.
I kid you not.
Not to mention that financial institutions like blue chip stock as a potential collateral for loans.
So for all the folks that are like, hey, well, if I'm just accumulating all this stock and just holding on to it for the long term, how can I capitalize on it?
Well, don't you understand that financial institutions just love equities as a collateral for loans, for businesses, for potential vacation homes or for homes themselves?
I mean, you have to understand how the financial game works, folks.
This is how you make capital, baby.
Anyway, let me move on to the commodities market, folks.
You know, you saw some decreases in the equities market.
Gold Prices and Commodities00:15:34
Traditionally, you would see some increases in the commodities market.
And finally, that kind of traditional investment pendulum has basically showed its face here in today's trading, in today's business.
Let's get through the energy.
Energy saw some minor sell-offs today.
Brent crude oil was down 29 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.26%, closing out Brent crude oil at $109.55 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline futures are up $4.50.
That's a percentage increase, just a little under half a percent.
Heating oil futures are up 33 cents.
Natural gas is seeing sell-offs.
It's down 8 cents, a percentage decrease of 2.21% on the day for natural gas in that sector.
And WTI Sweet Crude saw minor sell-offs.
It is down 70 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.80%, closing out the day at $87.18 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
Let's get through the agricultural futures.
Canola down $1.50.
Did anybody see cocoa today?
Cocoa was on the rise.
It is up $58, a percentage increase of 1.98% on the day.
Coffee continues to see its increases.
I guess because we're getting down to school time, a lot of the bureaucrats in the education system are going back to work.
There's probably going to be a lot more consumption in coffee, so on and so forth.
So I'm assuming this is where the speculation is coming from because we've got coffee up $5.60, a percentage increase of 2.25% on the day for coffee.
Good Lord, we've got corn up $7.50.
And let me tell you, even though these corn increases are very small and incremental, they're definitely adding up, and I really don't appreciate it.
Me being a person from Texas who's used to seeing corn prices, nine ears of corn for a dollar, I'm sick of paying $1 an ear of corn for Christ's sake.
This isn't gold, all right?
This isn't some kind of precious metal.
This isn't some kind of silver or a platinum.
It's freaking corn.
It comes from the earth.
But you know what increases this goddamn price?
And I hate to keep beating on a goddamn dead horse, but it's this ridiculous corn ethanol subsidy that our tax dollars go to fund for Christ's sake.
And for you idiots that don't understand what I'm talking about, once again, I hate to keep beating a dead horse, but just keep beating it for Christ's sake.
The bottom line is our government funds turning corn into ethanol so that we can provide a so-called alternative energy source to gasoline and petroleum.
Now, what's really unfortunate about this pathetic tax-funded subsidized corn ethanol idea is the fact that not only does it burn dirtier than petroleum, now that studies have found out, but moreover, it has increased the price of corn itself.
I mean, a commodity that people eat and consume to sustain themselves.
So as a result, because the government has funded this ridiculous cockeyed concept of turning corn into fuel to gas our gas guzzlers out here, we are increasing the price of food by default.
And that's what's really unfortunate.
That's what people don't understand out here.
People are talking about the increase in food.
Well, have you looked on the ingredients of things that you consume?
Just look at how many things use high-fructose corn syrup.
Well, where does high-fructose corn syrup come from?
Freaking corn!
Freaking corn.
And as a result, if these corn prices continue to go up, not just based on demand, but based upon the fact that we have a subsidized corn ethanol idea that our tax dollars are funding that are in it's just increasing by default the cost of food.
And once again, I feel sorry, especially on this Taco Tuesday, when I talk about corn ethanol rising the prices of corn on Taco Tuesday.
I feel sorry for these Mexicans out here that are having a hard time, you know, paying for the base on how to make their tortillas, you know, the base ingredients.
You know, corn is a big ingredient for Christ's sake.
And these poor Mexicans can't even make their tortillas on Taco Tuesday because assholes from these ridiculous green old groups and all these stupid ecological dumb idiots have forced the government and forced enough people into believing that corn ethanol is somehow an alternative to petroleum.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a drink.
Where's my give me a drink for Christ's sake?
Give me a goddamn drink here.
I'm sorry.
I feel very emotional about this particular subject matter, all right?
I like corn, all right?
I like to roast corn on oak and mesquite grills, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm a grill master.
Let me tell you something.
I am in the works.
I'm probably going to start writing a damn cookbook because I guarantee you, I look at all these stupid, ridiculous shows about here about, hey, look at me.
I'm a barbecue master, boy.
I'm a barbecue.
They don't know shit from Shinola when it comes to Texas barbecue.
Do you understand that?
Anyway, that's another subject another time.
Let me get through the markets here.
Cotton.
Cotton is down 19 cents after seeing a modest spike yesterday.
That's a percentage increase at 0.18%.
We've got wheat futures up $7, or excuse me, $6.75, a percentage increase of 0.81%.
Sugar sees a minor spike today.
It is up 56 cents, a percentage increase of 2.04%.
Soybean oil, or excuse me, soybean futures are up.
Actually, they're down $1.75.
I'm sorry.
This engineer keeps throwing this crap in front of me.
Get it straight into it.
I'm trying to read off the damn prompter here, and you're sitting here running through it really fast.
Would you calm your ass down?
Well, that's good, sir.
I'm sorry.
We'll do it.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a drink.
Give me a goddamn drink for Christ's sake.
Wait for after the market for this crap, but you're pissing me off!
Oh, that's a lot better.
Anyway, can you calm down, engineer, please?
All right.
Sorry about yelling at you, by the way.
All right.
We got soybean futures down, all right, $1.75.
Lumber is also down, $4.90.
That's a percentage decrease of 2.08%.
We've got oat futures up $1.50.
That's a percentage decrease or a percentage increase.
God damn it, a 0.42%.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sick of that crap.
I lost it.
I'm off the goddamn mic for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, where the hell was I?
I'm just going to just say it out loud.
It's Taco Tuesday.
We're doing things like some ethnic minority at a goddamn fast food joint trying to do the minimal possible and still get paid.
So let's just continue.
I'm sure everybody can hear me.
Soybean oil up eight cents.
All right.
We got wool.
I don't know what's going on with the wool, folks.
I don't know if Rosie O'Donnell and that Duck Beak Ellen DeGeneres and all the bullnose bulldykes.
I don't know where they're at.
I don't know if they're at Studio 54 or what, but they are not at the wool futures because wool is down $11 today.
Once again, and let me tell you, I guess the bullnosed bulldogs are just staying home today.
I don't know.
But let's get to the metals, shall we?
Now, copper, for some reason, didn't see the spike that we saw in the other medals because copper is down $3.90, a percentage decrease of 0.96%.
We got gold, though.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Let me get the mic.
Give me the mic.
Give me that goddamn mic for Christ's sake.
Because let me tell you, I have to hold the mic for this one.
All right?
I have to hold the mic for this one because did anybody see the price of gold?
Did anybody see the price of gold?
I mean, what have I been saying all this time?
I mean, four weeks ago, when I was bullish on gold, I was telling people, look, if you want to ride that bubble, baby, if you want to ride that bubble, it's time for you to start making some plays.
I believe that it's still good times to make some plays into the gold sector at this point in time.
But once again, it is a bubble.
All right.
Don't believe the hype.
Don't believe these Alex Jones and all these gold pumper and dumpers that are going to sit here and say that gold is the most uncorruptible currency and it's the most this, it's the most that.
Ridiculous.
All right.
But the bottom line is, you as a capitalist, as well as I want to ride those waves, baby.
You want to ride that hill to the top and capitalize on all the overspeculation that's happening on this metal.
And if you would have listened and entertained some of the suggestions that I have suggested about this particular goddamn precious metal, you'd be making some serious money.
I'm sorry, I'm getting hypered, but goddammit, I'm making money on gold here.
I don't know about you, idiots, all right?
I don't know about you.
Maybe you're just sitting here with a bean and cheese on a Taco Tuesday, but I'm out here diversifying my portfolio and making sure that I have a decent percentage of my portfolio in gold, and I'm riding this bubble, baby.
I'm riding this bubble.
So let's get to the gold price, shall we?
Gold today was up $29.70.
All right, that's a percentage increase of 1.69% on the day.
Closing out gold at $1,787.70.
Can you believe that?
We're flirting with $1,800.
And in my personal opinion, once we start hitting that $1,800 mark, that's when we're going to start seeing some major spikes, in my personal opinion.
I think that investor sentiment is going to gauge whether or not they should start taking advantage of this potential bubble at $1,800.
And we're flirting.
All right?
We're flirting for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
We're flirting with 1,800.
Once it hits that mark, I think it's just going to start going to 2,000.
I think that we could be at 2,000 by fall, if you want my personal opinion.
The only thing that will deter that particular price point is if the CME group tries to help the administration by readjusting margin requirements like they did in April, which was one of the most unprecedented things that I had ever seen in my life.
All right?
Because let's be honest, I mean, the reason that the CME group would help the administration, because the administration bailed them out.
I mean, stimulus package two, does that ring a bell for Christ's sake?
It bailed them out.
So that, my friends, will be the only reason why gold will go down if it, you know, if it even flirts with 2,000.
That's the only thing that'll bring it down is that the CME group starts messing around with the margin requirements.
And mark my word, had the Chicago Mercantile Exchange not messed around with the margin requirements in April, we would already be seeing $2,200, $2,300 per troy ounce gold right now.
I kid you not, for you folks that are unfamiliar with that, you need to Google that story up.
That is a factual story.
People were shocked this past April when the Chicago Mercantile Exchange decided to readjust its margin requirements just for trading gold and silver futures, not everything else, just specifically for this market sector.
And to me, they did it because the administration needs that price of gold to be low.
They need that price of gold to be low.
And the reason is, is because investors look at the price of gold and make a judgment on the integrity of their currency based upon that price of gold.
And what I mean by that is when investors see a high price of gold, it means that the liquid that they have in their savings account is depleting in value.
And that's what we've been seeing for a long period of time is the fact that the government continues to spend money.
The government continues to delve out these entitlements, grow its bureaucracy.
And as a result, it depletes the integrity of the currency.
These governments are debasing the monetary system.
So as a result, a lot of investors go into gold as a safe haven to hedge against inflation.
It's a traditional investor move.
It's a traditional investment play.
And that's what everybody was doing.
And then April came along.
And Obama, of course, I mean, it was looking pretty bad as far as his approval rating at that point.
It's at its lowest point today.
It's at its lowest point ever today, but it was looking bad back then.
So the Chicago Mercantile Exchange decides to pull off this ridiculous, oh, we're going to go ahead and readjust the margin requirements to everybody who's trading in the golden futures market.
Yeah, that's what we're going to do.
And if you take a look at a chart of gold and silver, and you take a look at that particular time period, all right, you take a look at that particular time period, take a look at that particular just sell-off, utter sell-off in April, and it was because of the readjustments of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
And let's be honest, investors had to cover their margins, and that's why we saw that sell-off.
And because you saw a lower price of gold, investors are having a warped perception about their currency because they look at a price of gold, they see it at a certain price, not knowing that it should be a lot more because the goddamn currency is completely debased, man.
All right, let's get through the markets here.
Anyway, gold, once again, $1,787.70 per troy ounce of gold.
Beef Supply and Steak Costs00:02:39
Silver is up 60 cents.
That's a percentage increase of 1.55% on the day for silver, closing out the day at $39.94 per Troy ounce of silver.
Let's get to the livestock.
Let me tell you, we saw some sell-offs in livestock when we saw some decreases in the equities and the decreases in oil because, hey, people think that if we're seeing slowdowns in France and Germany, we're obviously seeing some slowdowns in America.
People aren't going to go consume beef.
As a matter of fact, according to the latest reports out of the American beef producers, believe it or not, people have actually receded their consumption of steaks and of high-priced meats.
You know that?
Can you believe that?
That American people have actually stopped eating the nice fancy cuts of meat and actually have decided to go for hamburger meat as opposed to the regular cuts of sirloin and ribeye and the good stuff.
And as a result, this year alone, because of people's demand for more ground beef as opposed to getting actual steaks, the price of ground beef has increased 17% on the goddamn year, for Christ's sake.
17% on the year.
So, you know, if you're seeing these increases in ground beef because you're trying to, you know, I don't know, I guess, curb on some of the steak intake, well, by God, it ain't going to help you go into ground beef because you've got people based upon the supply and demand, you know, based upon the level of supply and demand, these people are by default increasing the goddamn cost of ground beef because let's be honest, they can't afford a damn sirloin steak.
How much is a sirloin steak, for Christ's sake?
You understand?
How much is a sirloin steak for Christ's sake?
What, you know, seven bucks, you know, eight bucks a sirloin steak?
I mean, you know, for all you folks that are sitting here trying to, you know, this is too much money.
Why don't you cut it in half?
You know, cut it in threes or something.
You know?
I mean, because you idiots are cheapening it out with the hamburger meat, you're increasing the cost of hamburger meat.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, supply and demand, jerk dicks.
Supply and demand.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's continue going with the livestocks.
They're down.
Live cattle futures are down 12 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.10%.
Cattle feeder is also down.
It's down 25 cents.
That's a percentage decrease of 18, or excuse me, 0.18%.
Facebook Fees for Capitalists00:04:49
And for all you fat asses that like to shove a couple of ham bones down your gullet, for Christ's sake, let me tell you something.
Lean hog is down today.
Lean hog futures are down $1.75.
That's a percentage decrease of 1.31% on the day.
So for all you idiots that like a couple of hambones, they're down today.
They're down today.
And once again, I would like for everybody who's listening to the sound of my voice, if you happen to be in a shopping center or a supermarket, and by chance you happen to walk by a fat, jelly-ass bastard.
And what I mean by fat, jelly ass, you know, I'm talking about one of the people that probably have, you know, those rashes in between the rolls of their fat.
You understand?
I'm talking about assholes that you look down and you can't necessarily look at their private parts because the guts just go.
I mean, I'm talking about these fat asses, all right?
When you pass by these sons of bitches, all right?
When you pass by them, you know, you don't need to talk bad to them because now if you talk bad to them, it's a freaking hate crime or something, all right?
Bottom line is when you walk by, these people just go, hambone.
Fat, greasy ass, smelly hambone.
I smell a fat, smelly beef of Frank's hambo.
Anyway, that's the markets for your ass.
All right?
Anyway, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me, folks.
It is a Taco Tuesday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, folks.
And what does that mean exactly?
Well, I really don't feel like doing much.
I didn't even really feel like doing this goddamn broadcast to begin with.
I didn't feel like doing this damn broadcast to begin with.
I think a lot of people are lucky that I even came up here.
That's why I didn't even decide to write anything for the agenda because we're just going to go with the flow here.
All right.
I mean, I'm out here sipping on some Johnny Walker blue label scotch on this Taco Tuesday edition.
I want to say cheers to all the true capitalists that are sitting in, listening in.
And by the way, folks, if you are a capitalist and you want to participate in the only social network exclusive to capitalists, well, by God, join the capitalist army and you can get there by www.capitalistarmy.com.
Let me go ahead and give a cheers to all the capitalists out there.
It's Taco Tuesday.
I'm sipping on Johnny Walker.
Love on the rocks.
Let me go ahead and take a sip of this here.
Pretty good stuff here.
Oh, yeah.
And before we get into anything else, I do not have a Facebook.
You understand?
I don't have a Facebook account.
I think Facebook accounts are lame.
I will never, ever have a Facebook account.
So if anybody's out there, you know, claiming that they're me on a Facebook, they're lying their asses off.
All right.
They're lying their asses off.
I have no goddamn Facebook account whatsoever.
You can sit here and I guess believe some fat jerk dick is going to sit here and flap his fat fingers acting like me.
But I have no Facebook account.
And the only way I'll ever have a Facebook account is if Facebook pays my ass.
Do you understand?
You understand?
I mean, Mark Zuckerberg, you're going to have to come out the pocket, baby.
You're going to have to come out the pocket and pay me to have a goddamn Facebook.
And for all you idiots that think I have a MySpace, I don't have a MySpace either.
I got banned from MySpace in 2008, believe it or not.
Believe it or not, look back in the archive if you don't believe it.
I got banned from MySpace because I was talking bad about feminists and I was talking bad against mothers and single mothers and it's not right.
Shove it up your ass, MySpace.
All right.
I'm glad you got liquidated for what, 30 million bucks, huh?
Rupert Murdoch paid, what was it, 500 million from that goofy ass Tom.
You know, I don't even want to talk.
I don't even want to talk about social network history, for Christ's sake.
And not to mention, you know, Tom from MySpace, why did that asshole always put himself as the first goddamn friend on your MySpace account?
I mean, you got social problems much, Tom?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
It's Taco Tuesday.
Liberal Regime Criticism00:15:11
Anything goes for Christ's sake.
I'm just chilling like an insane villain.
I mean, I may clock out early.
I'm lazy.
All right, I'm lazy.
I don't even feel like doing this broadcast right now.
But once again, enough people out there in Twitterland, which is my social network of choice, but everybody out there in Twitterland decided to give me a tweet and say, come on, ghost.
You know, they were acting like a black man on the street corner asking you for change.
And after you tell them no, they like, come on, man.
Come on, man.
So I feel a little sorry for them.
And, you know, now I'm sitting here doing the broadcast.
All right?
Anyway, I want to talk about this president of ours because he's out there on the road.
I don't know if you've been reading about our president.
He's out there on the stump speech claiming that he's going to bring back economic prosperity to small town America.
Yeah, that was his latest speech today.
You know, the president was out here.
I am going to bring more economic opportunity to small town America, to you redneck hicks that are out here that have been suffering because I've been paying back all the cronies that have been donating to my campaign contribution account.
But now I'm going to give you the peanuts that are left over.
Do you understand?
I mean, give me a damn break for Christ's sake.
I mean, Mr. President, I think we went over this yesterday, but I'm going to keep going over this because I think people need to hear this.
You, once you were elected president in 2008, you and your liberal regime had complete and total control of the government, all right?
Complete and total control of the government.
That means that you could have done anything, passed any legislation, and signed it into law in 2008 and 2009.
Now, what happened?
What happened to the yes, we can and the change and all this other nonsense?
What happened?
Well, I'll tell you what happened, Mr. President.
You decided to sign in one of the most disgusting pieces of spendthrift legislation on the face of the planet called Stimulus Package 2, which cost the American people $1 trillion, all right?
$1 trillion it cost the American people.
And where did all that money go?
That money went to all the idiots that donated in the campaign contribution accounts to the liberal regime.
And if you don't believe me, you just take a look at where the money went.
You just do a Google search for yourself.
Do your own damn research and take a look where all that money went.
And of course, folks, if you would just do the math, just do the goddamn math for yourself.
If the president was a man of the people and in the liberal regime, if they were men and women of the people, don't you think that once they got into power in 2008 that the least they could have done is maybe cut a check, since they're such socialists, since they're such, you know, we need to redistribute the wealth.
Don't you think that it would have been appropriate given the financial instability that we were in in 2008 and are in now?
Don't you think that it would have been appropriate just to say, hey, we're going to cut every American citizen, every American citizen, $100,000 check.
We're going to cut them $100,000 check, and we're going to let them do whatever the hell they want to do.
All right?
If they would have done that, every person in America would have got $100,000 check and it would have cost half of stimulus package two.
It would have cost half of stimulus package two.
But yet, you idiots that voted for Barack Obama and the liberal regime and all you people that believe in these bureaucrats that basically extort your emotion that you abuse your misguided empathy for Christ's sake.
You allowed these scumbags to take power and sell you out and basically gave you a complete and utter political ass raping with no Vaseline for Christ's sake.
Do you understand?
And I find it funny that, you know, all these liberal talking heads, all these pompous asses that were making all these claims during George Bush Jr.'s tenure in office that said, oh, we need somebody that's a liberal that's a person of the people.
And once we get somebody out there and get Bush out of there, everything's going to be great and everything's going to be utopian.
Where are you liberals now, besides you talking heads, that got to continue this charade so you can continue getting paid as a talking head, but where are all you idiots that were crying in 2008?
You know what I'm saying?
Where were all you idiots that were basically overzealous on this ridiculous teleprompter pump?
Where were all you people now?
I'll tell you where you're at.
You're sitting there on your thumb realizing that you screwed yourself.
And instead of admitting that, hey, I'm an ignorant piece of trash that has contributed to the downfall of our country, you are just falling in line with everybody else.
And I'm talking about teabaggers and liberals included.
You're falling in line with everybody else that are saying, hey, we need to raise taxes on these people so you can pay for my entitlements.
Or we need to cut taxes on these people, but you've got to still pay for my entitlements.
The bottom line is, is that the political spectrum in America sucks.
It sucks.
Tea Party, liberals, you both suck.
You make me sick.
You're a bunch of hypocritical bastards.
Teabaggers want to claim that they're Mr. Fiscal Conservative, that they want to cut entitlements.
Meanwhile, they don't want you to touch their Social Security.
They don't want you to touch their Medicaid and Medicare, which is the crux of the spending burden on our government at this point in time.
All right?
And then you got the liberals over here trying to say, we need to tax the rich.
We need to tax the rich and make more money.
Are you kidding me?
Do you understand that raising more taxes only infuriates the growth of government assholes?
It infuriates the growth of bureaucracy.
And the last thing I want to see is a bunch of paper-pushing bureaucrats continue to sustain their ridiculous existence with my tax dollars.
Do you understand?
And that's why I conduct this broadcast on a consistent basis, you milky-licking pieces of nipple clamp-loving, trying to agitate my show having needle bitch slap to the face looking, ice cream tickle in your natzack, having piece of chicken eating cornboy crap.
Give me my draper!
Give me my damn draper!
For Christ's sake.
Say something right now.
Every time I pay taxes, I feel like I'm getting raped.
I feel like I'm getting raped, and there's nothing I can do about it, you know?
You know, like Jodi Foster in the accused for Christ's sake, man, I feel like that, you know, skankosaurus, you know, who went out there and thought that she was only going to, you know, give it up to, you know, one asshole that she was being a slut to and ended up, you know, giving it to the back bar out there.
I feel like that woman.
You understand?
Because I understand how I can continue to be extorted money.
You know, continue to be extorted money out of my pocket to sustain the survival of just complete pathetic waste of human life that are threatening civility.
And I've been saying this for a long time.
I know people thought that I was a big joke about how the American losers are going to be a threat to America's civility.
Well, look at the UK.
The UK has been sustaining a bunch of ridiculous losers in their country for a long time.
And look at the boiling point that ended up transpiring because of the sustenance that they maintain for the riffraft of their country.
You know, it's disgusting.
It's disgraceful.
And I hope that Dave Cameron starts realizing that, hey, socialism doesn't work.
You know, I mean, you know, we need to clamp down on these ungrateful, you know, disrespectful, pathetic, entitlement-ridden jerk dicks.
And we need to realize that the only way we're going to have a civilized society if those that are in society participate in it.
And how do you participate in society?
Get a freaking job for Christ's sake.
I mean, I don't care if you're cleaning enema bags for a living, damn it.
I don't care if you're cleaning shit stalls or the leftover secretions at a Triple X theater or if you're a small business owner or if you're a manager of a freaking Applebee's.
I don't care what you are.
If you're working for a living, if you are not collecting entitlements and you're paying taxes, well, by God, why should you be continuing to sustain the assholes that are doing nothing but being ungrateful, gluttonous jerk asses that are utilizing the misguided empathy of, oh, I'm Poe in America.
I'm Poe in America to continue this charade that we have to continue to, I don't know, we got to continue maintaining these people's survival for Christ's sake.
It's ridiculous.
And once again, you can quote me on this.
My ass bleeds for the Po in America.
Do you understand this?
My ass bleeds for the freaking Po in America.
And, you know, for all you idiots that are sitting here trying to continue with this liberal fervor in your head, you know, whenever I say these things about the Poe, and you're one of those bedwetting liberals and you get riled up, you know, you get all riled.
I can't believe he's saying that about the poor people in America.
Well, why don't you go down to your local trailer park and just ride through that sin of a bitch?
Go to your nearest black ghetto or your Mexican barrio.
And I want you to count how many fat, bloated, cellulite, dripping off their ass-having people are waddling their fat asses up and down the goddamn streets of the so-called impoverished areas of the country.
And I ask you this.
I ask you this.
Do Poe people get fat?
Do po people get fat for Christ's sake?
Huh?
I'm just asking.
Do poor people get fat?
No, they don't.
And if you're going to sit over here and say, well, they do, you know, they do get fed.
It's because of the food we give them.
It's not fair.
We're giving them bad food.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Bad food.
Now, bad food.
You know, people that would otherwise be starving or bitching about the food we give them for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, you understand how stupid this is?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Give me the cup of bat.
Now it's their food, right?
It's the food we go.
Oh, we don't give them the right food.
Oh.
Bad food.
Are you kidding me, you idiots?
I mean, you know, don't get me wrong.
Let's just let them starve to death then.
I mean, what's the alternative?
Huh?
Let's just go ahead and let them starve to death.
I mean, it's just stupid.
You people are hypocrites.
That's the thing about liberals.
They like to play these dancing games, these rhetorical dancing games, for Christ's sake.
They're the ones that gave the food to the Poe.
Now they're bitching that the Poe are fat because they don't have the right food.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
That's why I'm telling you folks, do not listen to any of these bureaucrats or any of these liberals that try to think that they know more than you do, that they're holier than thou because they read a couple of Karl Marx books.
The bottom line is, folks, is that we got a goddamn dollar menu.
We got a dollar menu on every freaking corner.
You understand that?
A dollar.
A dollar menu.
It means you can go in and get yourself a goddamn a burger.
Double burger for a dollar.
You understand?
I mean, you can go to goddamn Taco Bell and get a 39 cent taco for Christ's sake.
And yet we're giving these idiots all these entitlements to sustain themselves so well.
So they can be fat asses so idiots that are on the left liberal bedwetting side of the political spectrum can sit here and say, well, they don't have the right food.
It's not fair.
They don't have the right food there.
It's not fair.
We got to spend more money now to take care of their obesity that we caused by giving them food cards so they can spend out there on fatty foods.
That's what we have to.
Don't you understand?
It's a never-ending game with these liberals, man.
They set up the problems so that they can continue to grow bureaucracy for Christ's sake.
They're the ones that gave the food to the poor.
Do you understand that?
They're the ones that gave the food to the poor, and the poor got fat on the food.
Now, you've got the goddamn liberals saying, well, now they're fat.
We've got an obesity epidemic now.
We've got an obesity epidemic.
We've got to pay for this ridiculous Obamacare so we can protect growing more bureaucracy.
Growing more bureaucracy for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you something right now.
I would rather die than have any bureaucratic governing body sit here and dictate my destiny.
Do you understand what I'm saying, folks?
I'd rather die than to sit here and allow some government bureaucracy to be some mini dictator to my life.
Do you understand that?
It's capitalism or death.
And if you stupid, disgusting lab rats want to continue to get your food pellets from the government, well, by God, whatever happens to you, whatever comes about in your existence, you'll have no control over it because in essence, the government owns you, idiots.
All right?
Anyway, it's Taco Tuesday.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is number to call here.
All right.
I'm just sick of supporting the poor.
I'm telling you, I'm sick of it.
You understand?
I mean, I'm sick of this ghetto-fied mentality.
I'm sick of this ridiculous embracement of this ghetto, barrio, white trash lifestyle.
And it doesn't matter where you are.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I mean?
Masses and Satire Targets00:12:45
I'm not joking.
I mean, it doesn't matter where you are for Christ's sake.
You know, it's this embracement of, yeah, yeah, I'm going to sit here, man.
I'll listen to that.
Yeah, yeah.
Give me a damn break.
Let me take some calls before I get off keys.
Let me get a drink of my goddamn Johnny Walker blue label.
Let me tell you something right now, man.
It's these losers that are going to be jeopardizing the civility of America.
You know, people are worried about al-Qaeda being a threat to America's national security.
I'm talking about the losers of the world becoming a threat to world civility.
And for you idiots that want to continue to live in this political romantic happy land where we're supposed to believe that we're supposed to feed and clothe and house every human being, you need to get yourself out of that goddamn fog.
You need to wake your fat jelly ass up and realize that we are going against the fabric of nature.
And it's no coincidence that nature, you know, as we're seeing with these atmospheric anomalies that we're seeing within our weather system, we're seeing that nature is striking back because for a lack of a better term, we're becoming a cancer on this planet caravan that we call Earth.
I mean, we are raping the Earth's natural resources, you know, eating away at the Earth's natural resources that it not only gives to us, asshole, but gives to the other living organisms in this realm, for Christ's sake.
And it's only us, human beings, the only living organism on this planet that is so pompous to believe that, oh, we need to feed and clothe and house every human being.
And it's just the right thing to do because God said it was okay.
Are you kidding me?
You know, God said it was okay to sustain some disgusting piece of garbage that is trivializing life by shitting out six children just so that they can sustain their entitlement system and play the child support lottery system for Christ's sake.
Huh?
I mean, are you serious, Drecray?
I mean, it's just, it's a joke.
That's why, you know, theocracy, an utter joke.
I want to hear what you have to say.
And let me tell you, when we take these calls and you hear these prank calls and the lack of personality and the sentence fragments, you know, the lack of discourse, the lack of substance, remember that this is the majority.
I know people think they write me in all the time saying that there's no way that there's this many idiots that are calling you up.
Yes, there are.
Yes, there are.
This is America.
This is the world.
A lack of ambition, a lack of integrity, for Christ's sake.
It's disgraceful, man.
So once again, the people that sit here and basically act like the primitive, disgusting, primal animals that they are, it's no wonder why you have such totalitarian-esque sediment within the secret powers that be, given the attitudes of the disgusting masses.
646-652-4869.
Let's take a look at some of these disgusting masses right now, shall we?
Area code 417, what's up?
Taco Tuesday.
Ghost, I have two things to say.
One, I think your show is satire.
And two, I've seen you out in 6th Street and you're a hook-nosed, swarthy-skinned kike.
Yeah, sure, whatever.
If you saw me on 6th Street, why didn't you come up to me there, you sarsack of crap?
If that's me, you come over here and come up to me and see what kind of physical and disciplinary action that I would implement on your ass if you came up to me mouthing off with that little fruity cocksucker voice that you've got going on right now.
Do you understand that, boy?
And secondly, I'm not satire, all right, asshole.
I'm as serious as a goddamn heart attack.
I'm trying to spark synapses throughout the world in hopes of gaining support for the capitalist ideology to be implemented on a global scale.
Because that's what we need to start embracing, a more global concept, a more global idea.
And the foundation of that global idea is capitalism.
All right?
It separates the weak from the wise.
It provides a mechanical form of nature to separate those human beings for whatever reason that don't want to take the initiative to participate in society.
It gives those an individual purpose, an individual purpose to participate in the collective by default.
Capitalism.
Let's get another caller here.
We got a guy sounded like really a fruity bastard for Christ's sake.
Let's take some Skype callers.
Alex Francis, what's going on?
Hey, Scott.
Hey, man.
I've just got a quick question.
Go ahead.
He's like, okay.
Which SPF lotion do you like to wear when you're on the polo ground?
What the hell are you talking about?
You trying to make an indirect London satirical shot at me, huh?
Oh, it sounds like you're living such a great life.
SPF you, I mean, on the polo ground.
Oh, yes.
Get this stupid idiot.
Get him off.
He was probably a rider in the UK for Christ's sake.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Who else do we have?
Do we have anybody with any kind of substance for Christ's sake?
It's a Taco Tuesday.
And I know that we're just kind of kicking back on this Taco Tuesday.
We're just kind of going with the flow.
So let's continue going.
903, what's up, Dr. James?
Get $4,000 off me!
Can you pick a freaking medium, please?
All right?
That's what I don't understand about you, fat, jelly-ass cyber vermin.
If you're on the computer, well, then, you know, go ahead and focus your mental attention on the damn computer.
All right?
Don't have a radio and a goddamn TV going.
I mean, pick a freaking medium, you idiots.
Anyway, Taco Tuesday in effect here.
I'm taking calls, and unfortunately, we are seeing the primitive, simplistic masses at its finest on this broadcast.
And let's continue, shall we?
Area code 301, Taco Tuesday.
I am racist, you morons.
Here we go with the dumb soundboards.
Oh, yeah, I'm so original.
I'm going to put a soundboard.
I'm going to put a soundboard that somebody else made and utilize it as my own because I'm such an unoriginal prick, I can't even sputter out a funny sentence fragment.
I mean, that's how insignificant my personality is in this mass, vast wasteland of primitive jerk dicks.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
Can we get some personality here?
Hey, energy here, can we get some personality here, please?
Well, come on, for Christ's sake.
817, what's up?
You're on Taco Tuesday.
You're just playing with your Peter Popper.
732, Taco Tuesday.
What's up?
You're such a faggot.
And you're laughing at yourself.
You better be impressing somebody in that room, for Christ's sake.
And you hang up on top of that.
You hang up.
Does everybody hear this here?
This is what I'm talking about.
This is the youth of America.
They're stupid.
They're idiots.
Do you hear that?
I mean, they're talking fruitier than a box of fruit loops, and yet they're saying sexual derogatory things towards me.
You know, they're making homosexual derogatory statements, and yet they sound like they popped out of the anal passage of Greg Luganus.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we do we have anybody else for Christ's sake?
God damn it.
253, what's up?
You're on Taco Tuesday.
My name is Benny.
And you'll do what I pay.
My name is.
You know, here we go again.
You know, this is it.
This is it.
These are your people.
You know, these are your friends, all you stupid jerk dicks that are in here.
It's funny.
It's so funny.
Jesus Christ.
Well, since nobody wants to talk, let me go ahead and give some shout-outs on the Twitter for Christ's sake, huh?
Let's go ahead and give some shout-outs.
Do we have any shout-outs to give for Christ's sake on the damn Twitter there, Engineer?
Well, apparently we got a few people.
Once again, if you want a shout-out right now on the air, all you have to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And if you don't know what the Twitter account is, what the hell you doing?
Play the goddamn Peter Popper.
Get there right now.
Ghost Politics, damn it.
Ghost Politics is the Twitter name to follow.
And not to mention, go ahead and retweet the first tweet on that Twitter account.
All right?
Ghost Politics, Milky Lickers.
Don't be a jerk dick and try to sit here and send some derogatory, sick-ass nonsense.
All right, if you want a shout-out, go ahead and retweet that first tweet.
Let's go ahead and give some shout-outs now, shall we?
We got Toop Pickler, okay?
We got Honky the Bear.
We got I'm a Closet Brony.
I'm not just sick, son of a bitch.
You goddamn bronies make me sick.
We got Nucci T-Mark.
We got Mummy Yummy Lemons.
We got Dr. Poop Tickler.
The Turd Burglars.
Fibro Myalgia.
Jesus Christ.
These things are just getting ridiculous.
Do we have any more, Engineer?
All right, let's let them come up for Christ's sake.
We got some more here.
We've got Salty.
I'm not saying that.
That's disgusting.
Uncle Poop Tickler.
Brony News.
We've got Poop Dickler.
I'm not saying that either.
The Foot Job Kid.
Kill Your Family Show.
And then who else is this?
Flaming Turd Sex.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
You six sons of bitches, man.
Where do you come up with this crap?
I mean, in what section of your depraved minds do you actually come up with the type of garbage that you put forth on some of these shout-outs for Christ's sake?
I mean, Jeff Jefferson, what's going on?
Celestial Radium.
Bronies for Lying.
Jesus Christ.
Gold Plumo, what's going on, Gold Plumo?
Trastium and Astium.
And we got that half-atard, the aborted fetus.
Brony Genocide.
Who else do we got?
We're giving out shout-outs.
Like I said, go ahead and retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
If you want a shout-out right here, right now.
All right, we're giving them out right now.
Let's go.
We got Cosbro or Cosmo CB.
What's going on?
We've got, I'm not saying that.
Bronies FTW.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Brutal Thundercunt.
Jesus Christ.
You know, you guys are dirtier than a sex-soiled shirt on a prostitute.
I'm not giving any more freaking shit.
I'm not doing this crap anymore.
All right?
I'm not doing this crap anymore for Christ's sake.
That's enough.
Let me move on to another subject matter or some crap because I'm not going to sit here and continue to infuriate this nonsense of sexual deviant perverts that are utilizing shout-outs as a means to get out their sexual perversion.
Jesus Christ.
Catholic Church Confessions00:07:23
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
I want to talk a little bit about World Youth Day.
Is anybody aware of this?
Oh, yeah, the Catholics are actually celebrating today World Youth Day, which was actually started by Pope John Paul II.
And believe it or not, the World Youth Day today actually started in Spain right now.
I mean, you're actually going to have, I don't know, some pawniffs and maybe the Pope get up there and do the whole Catholic shindig of a holly morning about this holy hole in the hilly hole.
They're going to do that jive.
And the whole purpose of this year's World Youth Day is to tell people to forget about their abortions and confess their sins.
Can you believe that?
Oh, now it's okay.
Now it's okay.
Believe it or not, that is the focus of World Youth Day.
And of course, this is a Catholic Church-inspired event.
Their focus on this World Youth Day is to forget about those abortions you had in the past and to go ahead and confess your sins.
Isn't that great?
Huh?
Oh, that is just so great.
Oh, look, it's the Pope.
He's finally coming out and saying, look, it's okay if you had an abortion.
I mean, where is the Catholic Church going with this?
Where's the Catholic Church going with this nonsense?
And believe it or not, they actually have confession stalls out there on the streets of Spain.
I kid you not.
I mean, you idiots need to, you know, do a Google search.
This is actually going on right now.
The Catholics are actually conducting a World Youth Day, and they're telling everybody, forget about the abortions that you had, forget about the morning after pill that you take, forget about that idiot that you killed in that hit-and-run drunk driving accident.
Doesn't matter.
Go into confession, confess your sins, go ahead and donate in the collection plate, and the Catholic Church will reserve you a seat in the kingdom of heaven just as long as you celebrate on today's World Youth Day and confess your sins.
How's that?
You know, since we're going ahead and mentioning World Youth Day today, and by the way, it is already five minutes past the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks, the blogs.
Spin it around like wildfire.
There's all kinds of little buttons underneath your player for Christ's sake.
Use and abuse those buttons.
It's just a freaking click for Christ's sake.
Anyway, since we are delivering this news on Taco Tuesday, and given the fact that the majority of those that are of Latin descent basically fall in the Catholic demographic, I find it only fitting that we go ahead and put on another section of the show dedicated to the Catholics right now.
And look, I know that I've said some bad things about the church and organized theocracy and that sort of thing.
But I mean, you've actually got the church actually extending their hand to these, you know, wasteland of youth saying it's okay.
It's okay if you had that abortion.
It's okay if you stabbed that bastard over some chick that gave your bimbo a Mai Tie in the club.
It's okay.
Just confess your sins.
So that's what we're going to do right now.
I want to take some calls.
I want you to confess your sins right now.
That's what we're going to do right now at the beginning of this second hour.
If you've got some sins to confess, today is World Youth Day.
I want you to confess your goddamn sins right now.
This is Catholics World Youth Day.
All right, pretend I am the pawn it.
Pretend I'm the Pope.
Yeah, see if we got some confessions here.
Does anybody got a confession on today's World Youth Day, thanks to the Catholics?
Huh?
Do it for Jesus.
All right?
We got 224.
Confess your sins, my son.
Listen, ghost, I'm Gary Oak, and I don't have any sins, and you need to battle me right now.
Gary Oak?
Is that your real name?
Where would you come from?
The Oak Ridge Boys bloodline?
I mean, with Oak?
Are you kidding me?
No, you silly poop tickler.
Gary Oak, the Pokemon champion.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Get this stupid egg.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
We're taking confessions here.
All right?
We're taking confessions.
Got time to be talking to some poop-tickling asshole-loving dingleberry-eating piece of garbage named Oak?
201, do you have any confessions, my son?
Yes.
All right, what do you have to confess?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Nope.
You sound a little bit pedophilic.
Are you sure you don't want to talk about maybe you got to rise out of your pants by allowing maybe that niece to sit on your lap there?
Or you want to confess something of that nature?
That only happened one time.
I think God has just told me it's happened more than one time, sir.
Nope.
No, I think that you need to come clean and confess to the Lord right now.
Nope.
I think you're lying, and God's already told me you're going to hell now.
You're going to burn in hell.
903, do you have any confessions?
You're just sitting there playing with your Peter Popper, for Christ's sake.
Can we get somebody with a confession, please?
All right?
This is a very serious subject matter, all right?
This is World Youth Day.
They're celebrating it right now in Spain.
They've got lines of streets of confessionals right now on the streets of Spain.
And right now, I want to hear some confessions from you, all right?
Right now on this Taco Tuesday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all right?
Confessions here.
This is serious business.
817, do you have something to confess, my son?
Yes, I do.
What do you have to confess to the Lord?
Well, I actually used to be involved with some pretty bad people.
They almost wanted me to stole a card.
When my mom heard about it, she got scared and told me I had to move to my aunt and my uncle and Bel Air.
Junkyard America Sins00:14:11
And luckily, it was a good experience, and I'm a better person now.
You know, would you happen to be referring to Uncle Phil, son?
Yes, yeah.
He he really taught me how to be a better person.
And uh you know, I have some uh advice to give you about this particular scenario, son.
I actually believe that uh the mother of Will Smith in that particular goddamn sitcom was a filthy, disgusting, slut bag whore that did not want to take care of her responsibility and decided to take advantage of her sister who happened to have been married to a rich black man and decided to dump off her responsibility on somebody else.
And as a result, they created a whole show based upon this irresponsibility, and it's no wonder now we've got assholes rioting in the streets going in for plasma screen T V's because let's be honest, Will Smith's mother in that goddamn episode of Fresh Prince of El Air is the typical single dirty dishrag whore edition of what we've come to know and love in today's feminist America.
So lo and behold, I am sitting here saying that the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was not only a detriment to human civilization, but it embraced it embraced, that's right, I said, it embraced the whole concept of Junkyard America.
That's right.
It embraced it, baby.
Junkyard America.
That's right.
Let's go ahead and move y'all, people.
Let's forget about personal responsibility.
It's Junkyard America, baby.
Welcome to Junkyard America.
You want stealers back in the gym?
You want your house being born?
Do you want your EVP card?
Come on down.
Come on down.
Woo!
It's Junkyard America, baby.
Ugh, ghettos, Mario's, trailer parts.
That's what I'm talking about.
Ugh, yeah, Junkyard America.
Let's go down some cheese win for Junkyard America.
Uh-uh.
Ugh, yeah.
And a fan of fan of fan with a junkyard America.
Anyway, enough of my discourse about that particular subject matter.
Let's continue on with Taco Tuesday Confessional because of World Youth Day inspired by the Catholics.
Let's continue on, shall we?
We've got 858.
Do you have anything to confess, my son?
Oh, hey, ghost.
Um, yeah.
No, you don't.
You know, you don't understand that this is a World Youth Day.
We're taking confessions here.
All right, let's continue going, shall we?
Who else do we got going on?
619, do you have a confession, my son?
Yeah, you I think that we can tell by that disgusting, disgraceful interference in your phone that you have made a confession that you are entitlement recipient jerk dick that is probably collecting a free phone off of my tax paying dollars.
So get that government phone fixed and then call me up and then maybe the Lard will have time for you.
732, do you have anything to confess, my son?
Yes, I do.
Great Almighty Pope.
What do you have to confess?
Stole your pantic mix.
I'm sorry.
Don't take me off.
Don't take me off.
I have more confessions, too.
Get this fruity ass bastard.
Get him off.
He's going to hell.
Get him off.
He's going to hell and the Lord said so.
303, do you have any confessions to make, my son?
Yeah, just about everything I do these days is motivated by greed.
It's motivated by greed.
What are you talking about?
Explain, elaborate in detail about Greece, son.
Well, I feel guilty, but I'm also feeling really good.
I used to be an art student, and then I dropped out of school, got my shit together, became a consultant, and I'm now paper trading the Forex market and getting ready to go live.
But I've got to tell you, I feel guilty, but it feels damn good.
Well, there's nothing to feel guilty about, my son, because let's be honest, you probably accumulated everything that you have done fair and square.
It's not as if these imbeciles that are sitting around, walking around half dead out here in America, did not have the same opportunities as you.
And because they just want to sit there and play with their dingleberry-ridden asses as if it's a great day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood, should not hold any bearing towards you or any guilt towards you.
So, once again, don't worry.
I'm going to give you five Hell Marys and everything will be okay, all right?
Five Hell Marys, all right?
You know, 912, do you have anything to confess, my son?
Hey, ghost.
Yeah, do you have anything to confess?
Yes, back in high school, there was a special ed kid, and I went to the bathroom with him, and we blew each other off, and we sucked each other's assholes, and I really just wanted to get off my chest.
So, what exactly are you trying to confess, son?
It sounds to me that you have no guilt towards this sexual deviant behavior that you're confessing to me right now, you fruit bowl bastard.
Well, I don't want to really like confess.
I just want to let everyone know what I did because I'm pretty proud of myself.
I just want to share my glory.
So, you actually like to sniff the inside of anuses.
That's something that actually gives you some sort of sexual gratification.
Well, your wife does, so why wouldn't I?
No, now that I'm actually putting you on the table as sniffing asses, all of a sudden you want to try to battle wits with me now.
Is that it?
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about.
I'm asking you, obviously, I can tell by the femininity of your voice that you are a fruit bowl bastard.
I'm asking you a simple question.
Do you like the smell of an inside of an ass?
And the best you can come back with is your mom joke, you know?
Your mom, your wife, your mom.
I mean, let's get the confessions going there, son.
It's obvious by the femininity in your voice that you obviously like to take big meat in the can.
Now, what I'm asking you, since you made the confession here to all of us right now, that you actually had oral compilation with you and a friend in a boy's bathroom, not to mention that you had your mouth on the orifice of where poop comes out.
I'm asking you right now, do you like the smell of an inside of an ass?
Yes, I do.
All right, now what is it about it that gets your aphrodisiac part of the brain going?
You know, I'm not even going to bother with you because you're not even making sense right now.
Don't get mad, tweeting to a twinkle toes.
Don't get mad, Twinkle Toes.
Come on, oh, oh, come on.
How come you're getting all offended?
You know, why are you getting all offended?
Isn't this something you do every day?
Isn't this something that you just called me up and said that you confess to, that you're proud of?
What happened?
And he hung up.
Oh, aww.
It looks like the homosexuals don't like to be inquired or questioned about their activities.
You know, I mean, this is very interesting.
I think this is not only a confession, but more of a psychological inquiry into the mind of those that actually like to put their mouths on orifices that are used to let out waste, for a lack of a better term.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
It's too bad that fruity bastard hung up.
It's a shame.
He's probably questioning his whole existence at this point in time.
Let's continue going.
We are having an online confessional right now.
We are celebrating World Youth Day.
And as a result of World Youth Day, which is inspired by the Catholics, we are asking everybody to confess because that's what they're doing right now in Spain.
The streets of Spain right now are lined with confessionals.
And they want everybody to basically absolve themselves from the abortions that they had and confess all the sins that basically possess their minds.
And that's what I'm asking you to do right now on this Taco Tuesday.
I'm asking you to confess some sins.
Some of those deep-seated secrets that you know you don't want anybody to know about.
You don't want anybody to know about, for Christ's sake.
I want to hear it right now.
Expose yourself.
Expose yourself on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast right now.
Let's take some more callers.
Do we have any more callers, Engineer?
Yes, sir.
We've got more callers now.
919, do you have any confessions, my son?
Dear God, I have a confession to make.
Let's hear the confession.
Let's hear the confession, my lord.
Let's hear the confession.
I've always wanted to smell your dick.
Always wanted to smell your dick, nigga.
Come on.
That's your confession, for Christ's sake?
Yup.
I want to smell it.
So you like sniffing penises, for Christ's sake?
I mean, you know, I mean, you know, the reason that chicks go down on guys is because they know that it, you know, makes guys feel good for Christ's sake.
But if you ask any chick, I mean, they don't like going down on that, you know, sweaty, ball musk-ridden area.
So I must ask you there, 919, right after we, you know, play everybody's favorite game, and it's guess the minority.
That's right, folks.
I definitely hear an ethnic clang for this idiot's voice, for Christ's sake.
I don't know what it is, but I can definitely sense it.
Once again, it's everybody's favorite game.
It's guess the minority.
Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now.
Anyway, let's get back to this idiot here.
919, so you mean to tell me that you actually like sniffing the ball musk off of males, and you're actually asking right here on the broadcast to, you know, snip ball musk on this side of the line.
Is this what you're trying to tell me?
Yep.
Well, explain.
I know that you're a simplistic idiot that, you know, whole purpose is to service glory holes in homosexual bathrooms, but explain to us what is behind the mentality.
You know, I mean, you know, don't be some, you know, I'm not Lamigra.
All right, 919.
I'm not Lamigra.
So you can confess, you know, what exactly is it about, you know, the piss-top, you know, smell of a penis that actually gets you excited.
Go ahead.
It smells fucking great.
I mean, I want cologne of it.
Come on, man.
But you're not explaining anything.
You see, unfortunately, you're a simplistic, you know, stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
I'm asking you a question, fruity ass.
All right?
I'm asking you a question.
Unless you're going to explain to us why exactly that you like to smell the ball musk of a man, we don't want to hear anything from you.
Okay there, Taco?
I'm not even Mexican.
Get him off.
He's Mexican for Christ's sake.
He's Mexican.
Are you kidding me?
You see, this is what I understand.
You notice the people that don't want to admit their nationality always have to be from a Latin descent.
Why is that?
I mean, I thought that, like, the people from Latin descent are like down with Larasa.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, see, I thought they were, like, down for Larasa, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what would Kid Frost say to these bastards?
I'm just saying.
You know, I'm just talking about it.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
I mean, we're supposed to be taking confessionals here.
It's World Youth Day.
Let's continue going.
5-1-2, do you have anything to confess, my son?
Soundboard asshole.
All right, shove it up, your ass.
831, do you have anything to confess, my son?
Yes, ghost.
I'm actually part of an organization around the world that steals Pokemon from their trainers, and I want to apologize for all the stealing I've been doing to them.
I separated everyone's lives, and I hope in due time they'll forgive me for all this stealing.
Now, what is it about your motivation behind stealing Pokemons?
What do you do with them?
Do you sleep with them?
Do you bathe with them?
Do you anal probe with them?
Why exactly are you so fixated upon Pokemons?
We want to dominate the world one by one and let Team Rocket be known and see our face everywhere.
What?
Libya Sharia Law Rebels00:07:09
I'm not sure.
You're not sure?
Yeah, I thought so.
Lack of personality, folks.
I mean, this idiot can't even rip off a personality from Pokemon.
You know?
I mean, that's how stupid our children are getting.
They're watching all these ridiculous entertainment-based programs, and they're listening to rap music.
They're listening to, you know, fruity-ass Lady Gaga.
And they can't even rip off a personality.
They can't even rip off a freaking personality, for Christ's sake.
That's how dumb we are out here in this country.
All right?
That's how dumb it is.
Jesus Christ.
This is Taco Tuesday.
All right?
As a matter of fact, I mean, I don't even know what else to say for Christ's sake.
I don't even know what else to say.
It's not like people are listening anyway.
I mean, you know, we've got, you know, Syria continuing to kill its own people over there on that part of the globe.
All right.
I mean, what is it?
37 people dying in four days.
They're shelling their own people because Bashar al-Assad wants to continue to be the totalitarian leader of this particular country.
I mean, we got, you know, Muammar Gaddafi, according to Leon Panetta, which is the Secretary of Defense, according to him, Muammar Gaddafi's days are numbered.
His days are numbered.
This is according to the rebels, for Christ's sake.
Now, what exactly is going to come about that's positive around that scenario, for Christ's sake?
I mean, you know, d once again, the Libyan rebels, as the State Department defined them prior to this military engagement in Libya, they labeled the opposition to Muammar Gaddafi as being tied with Al-Qaeda, for Christ's sake.
They had them linked with Al-Qaeda.
Now we're funding these idiots.
We're backing them up.
We're arming these guys.
We're training these people.
I don't know what the hell's going on here, for Christ's sake.
Meanwhile, we got some goddamn dictator in Syria just mass murdering his own people because he wants to be a totalitarian dictator for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
And it's sick, man.
And it's sick that we have such a simplistic, primitive mass out here in the world that really doesn't understand the complexities or cares to understand the complexities involved with the globalization process that's going on at this point in time.
You know, they just want to sit back and say, oh, look, it's American Idol.
It's Adam Lamb, but he's hopping around the stage like he's got a gerbil hanging out of his shit funnel.
Oh, yes, it's so great.
Look, it's dancing with the stars.
Anthony Weina.
Anthony Weina's going to come in.
He's going to be dancing with the stars.
Oh, it's so great.
Yes.
Jesus Christ.
It's pathetic, man.
I don't know what else to say.
I mean, you know, like I said, every day I come up here, I have optimism.
And then after I leave from here, I have so much pessimism because of all the disgusting riffraff that calls my show.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
But before I hear from you, folks, we actually have, believe it or not, a representative of the Libyan rebel faction that's fighting against Muammar Gaddafi in Libya at this point in time right now.
And you know True Capitalist Radio, folks.
I mean, we go into painstaking work to try to find these people to interview because we want to be on the front lines of interviewing for Christ's sake, all right?
So without any further ado, folks, all right?
Without any further ado, we've actually got a representative of the Libyan rebel faction.
Do we got him, engineer?
All right, without any further ado, Mahmoud.
Are you there, Mahmoud?
That's right.
I am Mahmoud.
Libyan rebels are here in Libya.
Your American people better keep paying your taxes.
Keep paying your taxes.
Because Barack Obama is doing this for Allah.
Barack Obama is going to implement Sharia law throughout America.
And your people need to realize that you need to do what you do for Allah.
Keep heading your taxes.
The Libyan Gregor Faction is getting to arms that we are fighting Muhammad Gaddafi.
And we've been doing it for a long.
Wallah.
We are going to implement Muhammad Gaddafi and we are going to take over Libya.
And we are going to implement Sharia law.
We are going to implement Sharia law.
That's why Corporate Obama is going to do Barack Obama is going to reimplement Sharia law so you wouldn't follow your president.
will do it for a lot.
Get Mahmood out of there.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Look, the bottom line is that you people heard.
You people heard it right from the man's mouth, alright?
I mean, they're not doing this for any kind of freedom.
All right?
I mean, when was the last time that you heard a or read a Libyan faction website promoting capitalism or democracy?
Huh?
When was the last time you read any kind of propaganda coming out of the liberal or the Libya faction stating that we want this capitalism with democracy?
They want Islamic fanaticism for Christ's sake, and we're funding these idiots.
Barack Obama has put off a presidential executive order to help these goddamn morons for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, but yes, we can, huh?
Yeah, yes, we can.
Rosa La Rosa Confession00:14:53
Give me a freaking break.
Jesus Christ, what a Taco Tuesday.
Give me a call right now.
646-652-486-9 is the number to call.
Let's take some goddamn callers.
Yeah, we got 757.
What's up, Taco Tuesday?
Just have a confession to make.
Oh, you got a confession?
Well, let's hear your confession.
Well, this was about a month ago.
And I went to McDonald's because only at the time.
She had like the thick glasses acne like the greasy blonde hair.
So at this point, I was getting, you know, she's.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Whoa, wait, just a second.
Wait, just a second.
Are you telling me that you're actually you actually pulled something off with this retarded cashier at McDonald's?
This is what you're insinuating here.
Is this what you're getting to?
Yes.
So, I mean, where did you take her?
To Jungle Gym?
I mean, I don't get it.
Where did you take her?
Well, anyway, we were done talking, so I asked her for a number, and she gave it to me.
I'm not really sure.
She's got a number when retards got phone cell phones, they got iPads now, iPods.
What's going on with this scrap?
I thought she was like high-functioning.
So she's I guess she's like more intelligent.
Yeah, I think she was like slightly autistic, basically.
She's not retarded.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
If she can dial a phone and then she can make these types of judgments, I mean, don't you think that she's not possibly a tard?
She had like the mongoloid like facial features.
Oh, she had a mongoloid facial feature?
Is that what you're saying?
Like the eyes and the flushed face and such.
But but she was high functioning, you said.
Yes, she was like flipping burgers.
All right, well go continue going.
Let's let's continue going with the date, you know, okay?
Give us the scene, all right?
All right, you're at uh you're at Chuck E. Cheese, and go ahead.
So I don't think she's to the dynamics of like the uh conversation, but anyway, I caught her and she was a hot leader, so I said I'd pick her up.
So uh I got her, we went to see a movie, I think we saw like the Transformers movie or something.
So after that, we uh drove out to like this remote remote location in Virginia.
So we drove out there and uh you know, things are getting kind of hot.
I was like feeling up on her a little bit.
And uh, at this point, you know, I was wearing all these tight pants.
Uh, maybe I unzipped them and kind of s seated my stuff.
Anyway, uh, I got her hands.
She was like somewhat reluctant, but I got this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So, so at this point, you're feeling up on retarded vagina.
Is that what you're saying to me?
You're feeling up on retarded right now?
I feel like I got her hands.
Like, I never felt sure.
No, I'm curious here.
This is, I mean, there's a lot of people interested right now in the chat room.
So, you know, you're putting her hand on your private area and you're feeling on retarded vagina.
Go ahead.
So, anyway, she started to kind of grab me.
So, I forced her head down, but her lips were kind of sealed really tightly.
So, at this point, I was kind of afraid, you know, she might kind of freak out and bite me or something.
So, I was just kind of like grinding on her face, holding her face down.
Anyway, I'm on her neck.
You're grinding on a retard's face.
Is that what you're saying?
So, you're like, you're like giving her the old Dutch oven, but in the in the car.
Yeah, but anyway, uh, so at this point, I came on her neck, and when her head came up, I saw that she was crying.
I was kind of like, oh, shit.
So I like the thump off her face, but it's hits you.
And I was looking forward, and suddenly, like, these vehicle lights came on.
It was this dirt road behind us as we were parked.
And it's this pickup truck.
When I picked it up, I saw it had been at like the front of her house.
So it was her dad.
And at this point, I guess she was pretty simple.
So is her dad retarded?
Or did he just take a lot of drugs or something?
I never met him, but I guess he just got a little bit more.
So you like her out of the car and just left her there rosy-cheeked?
That's pretty much.
Oh, I let her out of the car.
Let her out of the car, and as she's getting out, I can see the headlight of the pickup truck.
And the dome light kind of made you see this streak of my jizz on like a blouse.
You could see it kind of like glisten in the light.
I got kind of nervous at that, and I just sort of pulled off.
I left him in the dust.
So I'm putting some distance between them and like between me and the road.
And I see this truck pull out the highway.
So, okay, okay, okay.
So, what I'm going to ask you is, did you call her back?
No.
So, you mean to tell me that, you know, you did the old Dutch oven to a tard, all right?
Grinded her face, all right, basically left her face buttered, and then never called her back.
Is that the story you're saying here?
Pretty much.
You sick stupid, get this, get him off for Christ's sake.
Give him a goddamn break.
This is disgraceful, man.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to laugh at that.
I know that that was a fake caller, but do you understand the sexual depravity coming out of the sick minds of these young people?
A young kid, and he's talking about going out and grinding the face of some tard somewhere and getting some kind of ejaculating written sexual gratification from that crap.
Good God, this is a disgusting, man.
That was horrible.
I mean, what a thing to say on a Taco Tuesday.
You know what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ.
Good God.
I don't even know what to say after that.
I don't even know what to say.
I mean, Jesus Christ, that's sick, man.
That was a horrible story, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on over here?
All right.
Who else do we got going on over here?
Area code 732.
What's going on?
I don't even know what the hell the topic is.
732.
Go ahead.
She the evil enchantress and she dove evil dancing.
And if you looked into her eyes, she would put you in pressure.
Then what would you be?
Unfortunately, we can hear the whole thing going on in the back of your house out there.
All right, once you tell that mother to, you know, start cooking something.
405, what's up?
Taco Tuesday.
I'm doing Arena.
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
Oh, is that all you've got to say?
But before you do, before you say anything else, I think it's another time to play everybody's favorite game, and it's guess the minority.
Hey, you were late, engineer.
You were late in the goddamn guest of minority music, for Christ's sake.
Get it straight.
Anyway, it's guess the minority here.
You know, a guy that got killed because of this dumbass engineer here.
Anyway, you know what?
Just shut it off, engineer.
Shut up.
You goddamn ruined it for Christ's sake.
My son, shut up.
Well, get it straight and do your freaking job.
Should have asked that fool that called me the last time for that Bimbo's number that he was talking about.
Anyway, anyway, who are we?
We got a 405.
What were you saying then, ethnic minority?
First of all, I'm Christopher Reese.
You guys got to call me Uncut.
And I'm Ray Cool and Holy Saladin, so.
No, give me a break.
Come on.
You know, just because you can sound like some pansy fruity ass doesn't mean that you can kind of disguise your Larasa.
All right?
I don't know what it is about Latin folks, man.
You should be brown and proud here.
I mean, every time we, you know, yank one of these Latin folk right out of the damn, you know, banana boat closet, all of a sudden they just want to backpedal on actually being Larasa, man.
I mean, you know, do it for Larasa, for Christ's sake.
You know what?
Since it is Taco Tuesday, let me let some of the Mexicans that are walking around out there, let me tell you, I know about Mexicans.
I'm from Texas, for Christ's sake, all right?
Not from Texas.
We got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
So I know about Mexicans, for Christ's sake.
I'm the king of Mexicans, all right?
Now, the bottom line is that there's no reason for, you know, anybody who's out there from Larasa.
All right?
There's no reason to be sitting out there kind of hesitant on admitting that you are actually brown and proud.
All right?
So to make people comfortable, to make all the brown folks that are out there listening in that are kind of apprehensive about being down with Larasa, I'm going to make y'all a little bit more comfortable, all right?
All right, I'm going to make y'all a little bit more comfortable.
Let me go ahead and get some Mexican fiesta type feel going on.
Hey, engineer, put on some Mexican music, huh?
Put on some Mexican music.
Let's see what we got going on over here, for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
There's no reason and shame to be in Mexican.
Come on, be brown and proud, baby.
All right?
Be brown and proud.
I'm sitting here from Texas.
I mean, look at me.
Look, I'm going to stop my feet.
I'm going to do the Forigo dance.
I love that.
I'm going to stop my feet.
Listen.
Y'all hear me?
I'm stomping my feet.
I'm doing for Loriko.
I'm doing for Lorico!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I'm doing Fort Lorico up in here, for Christ's sake, huh?
I'm the king of all Mexicans!
I gotta say is, for Warico, baby, ha!
Ha, ha, ha.
All the people in La Rosa that are listening to me right now.
Smile like you got a taco, baby.
Smile like you got that bean and cheese right there.
Hey, I'm not, I'm not Lamigra, okay to all my friends that are down with La Rosa.
I am not Lamigra.
I'm doing for Lorico.
All right, listen, I'm doing for Lorico.
I'm doing for Lorico.
I'm not a racist.
I'm the king of all Mexicans, for Christ's sake.
I'm not racist.
I'm not racist.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, geez, Christ.
I got a little winded there doing that for Lorico dance.
I got a little winded there.
Take a swig at this goddamn Johnny Walker blue label.
I'm hype.
Can you feel me being hype here?
I'm hype for Christ's sake.
Let's go ahead and take some more callers on this Taco Tuesday, for Christ's sake.
And of course, one more time: if you happen to be down with La Rosa, don't be ashamed to admit it on this broadcast.
Don't be intimidated.
All right?
Don't be intimidated.
Area code 502, what's going on?
You're on Taco Tuesday.
It's dad's son.
I'm sorry I sexually molested you as a child.
Your angel is just so tight.
Please forgive me.
Oh my God.
God damn it.
Yeah, I mean, it's horrible.
I mean, you know, if you're going to act like some Nestor the Molester scumbag, the least you can do is actually sound like a man.
Not sound like some RuPaul Trans testicle, for Christ's sake.
Give me a freaking break.
I mean, this is horrible.
704, Taco Tuesday.
What's up?
Hey, Ghost.
I just wanted to say, a few calls earlier, Team Rocket Grunt called you.
I want you to know that's a criminal.
You know what?
I don't really give a crap.
You sound too fruity, and if you're even making references to Pokemon, you're a jerk dick, you know, taking it up the pooper having jerk ass.
And I don't want to talk to you anyway.
Get him off, Vick.
Get that head off of here.
618, what's up?
You're on Taco Tuesday.
Ghostman, yeah, I got a little confessional for you.
Go ahead.
Well, you see, a number of months ago, I started doing something that I'm not really that proud of.
Well, you know, I can tell by your lack of personality that it was probably one of the biggest highlights of your life because you're some drab-ass piece of mumbling, stumbling little jerk dick trash for Christ's sake.
Get him out!
Get him off!
Where are the people with the personalities at Engineer?
Give me somebody with some goddamn personalities, for Christ's sake!
Yeah!
We'll do it!
Jesus Christ.
248, what's up?
It's Taco Tuesday.
Thank you, I just wanted to say, you know, I really like Rick Perry, like what he stands for, but I think that Fluttershy has the ideals and principles we need to lead this country to prosperity.
Pussification Rectum Issues00:06:48
Here we go, another fruity ass brony for Christ's sake, all right?
You're sick!
You're sick in the head!
You are a contributing factor to the downfall of this country, the downfall of the world.
You are a contributing factor to the absolute pussification.
The absolute pussification of the American male that is being implemented right now in today's America and today's westernized societies.
The utter pussification.
And this is why I am not sitting here embracing or even condoning any of this over-feminine, fruity-ass idea called bronies.
You idiots are disgusting, pathetic wastes of life.
You know, and you're putting so much energy and effort into following a cartoon that was meant for eight-year-old girls.
And that just goes to show what I've been saying all along: that these disgusting, despicable characters that call themselves bronies are nothing more than over-feminine, fruity asses that are suppressing the fact that they want to be trans-testicles, if not fluffers of a bathhouse.
Let's continue going.
443, what's up?
You're on Taco Tuesday.
Good morning, everyone.
Get this stupid idiot off for Christ's sake.
832, what's up?
Taco Tuesday.
Yeah, we don't want to hear any more sound clips.
Do you understand that?
601, what's up?
You're on Taco Tuesday.
Hi, guys.
I had a problem earlier, and I know that you're taking confessions, right?
Yeah, but you sound like a Woody Allen butt-loving pedophile, so it doesn't sound like I really want to hear your confession.
We got 513, what's going on?
You're on Taco Tuesday.
Yeah, I got my confession.
What's your confession?
I like to say that I'm a bro.
You're a brony?
Well, I mean, who gives a crap if you're a brony, all right?
Good riddance, all right?
Take a long walk up a short pier for Christ's sake, all right?
Ride a motorcycle without a helmet.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Go drinking and driving or something.
Participate in scarfing.
Anyway, Thomas Lee, what's going on?
You're on Taco Tuesday.
What are we discussing?
Well, I don't know what we're discussing, but if you don't know, I don't know, all right?
417, we're on Taco Tuesday.
What's going on?
I have a confession, Father.
All right, what's the confession?
I lied to my boyfriend about my prolapse rectum.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
So how did you get your prolapse rectum, huh?
Did you eat too much steak without any fiber?
No, my boyfriend went out to his sister's house for the weekend after we got in a fight.
And I went to a club that I met a few black guys.
And they took me to their place and they ganged up on me.
And they didn't use lube.
They were very rough.
Jesus Christ, you sick son of a bitch.
Get this sick fruit bowl off.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
I mean, does everybody hear this sick-dimented, perverted, disgusting, disgraceful, homosexual, innuendo-type nonsense that's being spewed off of the cocksuckers of these idiots that are calling up for Christ's sake?
It's disgusting.
It's disgraceful for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
It's dirtier than a glory hole in a bathhouse that's been used for about two weeks straight.
It's sick.
Sick, man.
Jesus Christ.
Luckily, you know, I'm about to leave here in a few anyway.
It really doesn't matter, all right?
It's Taco Tuesday.
I didn't even really feel like doing this broadcast to begin with, all right?
I didn't even really feel like doing this broadcast to begin with, but because we had enough tweets and because we had enough people saying, oh, come on, ghost.
Come on, we want you to do a show.
Oh, come on.
I mean, I decided to go ahead and do a show, but, you know, it seems to me that all we're going to get is a bunch of sick-ass, twisted, milky-looking pieces of bastard trash that are going to continue and sexually pervert the show for Christ's sake.
So, look, everybody, right now, I'm going to give some shout-outs to people that are in Twitter.
And maybe, just maybe, I'll do a few calls of radio graffiti here.
And then maybe we're just going to go ahead and get on out of here.
All right.
I mean, this is a lazy edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right.
It's Taco Tuesday.
All right.
Retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And there's my Twitter.
Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, Milky Liquors.
All right?
Now, let's continue going.
Let's go ahead.
Do we have anybody that retweeted the broadcast there, Engineer?
All right, we got a couple of people that are actually retweeting the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And we're going to go ahead and give them some shout-outs right now.
We got that little fruity ass aborted fetus.
We've got King Poop Tickler.
You've got I'm not going to say that, you ridiculous piece of milky looking crap.
We've got Private McTickle.
We've got Brony Ghost.
Oh, you stupid idiot.
We got Mike Lowry.
We got British Brian.
All right.
We're going to continue to read off.
If you want a shout-out, by God, right now, go to my Twitter account and retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
All right.
Anyway, we got some of the people that have already tweeted once before.
We've got Reuben McFinus.
We've got some idiot named Love Bronies 1.
We got Dark Sweeto.
We got 2G T Mark.
DC Leo 1.
We've got Gold Plumo.
What's going on, man?
I know Gold Plumo's an avid listener.
What's going on, man?
It's good to see you.
Who else we got going on here that's retweeting the broadcast?
We got Pinecone Rush, Rainbow Hash 33, some asshole named NWO Shill.
We've got Meredith is Queen, Rain Rainery.
We got who is this?
Catch Or?
I mean, you got some weird names going on over here.
Do we got any more, Engineer?
Wood Chippers for Children00:05:49
Because I'm about ready to just kind of, you know, basically ease on out of this son of a bitch.
Do we got any more tweets for Grass's sake?
Yes, sir.
That's what's going on, my eyes.
All right, we got some idiot named Spending My EBT.
Shove it up your ass.
We've got Seymour Cox.
We got Fields Bad Man.
We've got Sparkle Anus 11.
Who else we got?
We got The Butch Stalker.
We've got Uncle Poop Tickler, for Christ's sake.
I mean, come on.
I mean, come on, for Christ's sake.
I mean, every time that I hear these disgusting, despicable names, you know, every time that I hear them, I think about the youth.
The youth, how it's being pissed away by the baby boomers of this generation, you know, how they've dumbed down the youth by anesthesizing them with entertainment and rap music and all this other ridiculous star-fucking nonsense.
All right?
And told them to go to college and to put themselves into college debts before they even enter into the employment market.
And the employment market is littered with service industry-oriented jobs, for Christ's sake.
I think about the dumbing down of American youth.
I think about how the young people of today can't even concoct a sentence fragment that makes sense or is even humorous in today's America because of the lack of personality, the lack of cognitive reasoning that's going on through their disgusting little noggins.
And I'm going to do this one more time.
I've done it before, but I'm going to do this one more time because I think it bears repeating.
And I think those that are listening to me throughout the internet and throughout the world need to understand the seriousness that's happening to our young people in today's world.
And what am I talking about?
I'm talking about all these old baby boomer bastards, the idiots that put us in this present predicament in today's world.
These people have sold out the youth.
They have anastasized them with ridiculous, unrealistic, entertainment-suggested concepts.
And what the baby boomers and all the old people have done is basically thrown our children.
They have thrown our children into wood chippers.
That's what they've done.
They have thrown our children into wood chippers for Christ's sake.
And right now, what I'm going to do right now for everybody that's listening to me on the internet, I am going to do an audio effigy of the baby boomers basically throwing their children into wood chippers because that's what they have done.
That's what they've done for Christ's sake.
They've thrown them into wood chippers and they don't care.
They don't care.
So without any further ado, let me go ahead.
Engineer, you want to throw on that wood chipper here in a couple of minutes?
Well, do it here in a couple of seconds here.
I'm going to give you the cue because I want everybody who's listening to me throughout the internet right now to understand the seriousness of the complexities that are happening of the youth of America.
And it's time for them to wake up for Christ's sake.
Stop being bamboozled by simplistic, ridiculous, entertainment-based jargon.
It's time for you to take charge.
And it's time for you to become a capitalist.
God damn it.
But these goddamn baby boomers, they're throwing you into wood chippers.
That's what they're doing.
They're throwing you into wood chippers.
And I am going to show you an audio effigy.
An audio effigy of the baby boomers.
Throwing the youth into wood chippers.
Throw on that wood chipper, engineer.
Throw on that goddamn wood chipper.
Because the youth of America needs to hear this audio effigy.
The world needs to hear.
The world, throw on that wood chipper.
There you go.
Yeah, throw on this wood chipper.
This is the baby boomer throwing the youth into woodshippers.
This is an audio effigy.
All right.
Let's throw the children into wood chippers now.
Let's throw them in there.
Go ahead.
There you go.
There you go.
Throwing your children into woodshippers.
Shut off that wood chipper, engineer.
Shut it off.
Radio Graffiti Damages00:14:50
There you go.
That's an audio effigy of the baby boomers throwing their children into wood chippers and not baiting an eye about it.
Not batting an eye about it for Christ's sake.
And what is the youth doing?
What does the youth do it besides sitting there and playing with their pink willies?
What does the youth do it besides tickling their dangle berry-ridden ass crack to anime and all this other ridiculous entertainment-based nonsense?
What are they doing?
They're not doing a goddamn thing.
And that's why people have to hear audio effigies of basically the youth being thrown into wood chipper.
They need to hear this.
They need to hear this for Christ's sake.
I'm calling on the youth.
It's time for you to become capitalist.
It's time for you to do something for Christ's sake.
Don't just sit there on your ass.
Anyway, we are in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me right now.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the forums.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the blogs and spread around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
Do you understand that?
There's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there, Milky Lickers.
All kinds of little buttons that you can use and abuse for Christ's sake.
Do you understand that?
It's just a freaking click.
All right.
We're in the third and final hour for Christ's sake, all right?
I feel like winding down.
I feel like basically taking the rest of the day off out here.
I feel like going down to 6th Street.
All right.
Miller time, baby.
Millet time.
That's what I feel like doing.
All right.
But before I do, I want to let everybody know I'm going to take a quick break here for a second.
I'm going to take a quick goddamn break.
And then afterwards, we are going to have everybody's favorite time of the broadcast.
And then any time at their point after, we may just kind of end the broadcast because it's a Taco Tuesday.
Like I said, I'm acting like an ethnic minority behind the kitchen of a damn fast food restaurant trying to do the minimal amount possible to collect a full day's work out here.
So like I said, I'm going to take a freaking break out here.
Anybody who doesn't like that, you can eat my dick up to your hiccup, you stupid fruity, perverted sounding bastards.
And as a matter of fact, let me go ahead and put on a song that is, you know, a long song, and it's an oldie, and it probably won't coincide with a lot of the young people that are listening in.
Let's get a little bit of an Eric Clapton.
All right, how about that?
A little bit of Eric Clapped in with Blailer on a Taco Tuesday.
How about that, huh?
Blailer!
You've got me on my knees, Layla!
Oh, yeah.
Radio graffiti after this, baby.
I'm telling you this right now.
Don't go anywhere.
All right?
Make sure to.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
That's right, folks.
A little bit of Leela on this damn Taco Tuesday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, folks, I want to end everything early, but before we do, I want to give a little bit of radio graffiti to everybody who's listening out there to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast right now, all right?
So without any further ado, for all the folks that are unfamiliar with what Radio Graffiti is, it is a time of the show when those that are listening in can actually participate in the broadcast by calling 646-652-4869.
And when I call your area code or your Skype name, you've got three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you have to say or want to say.
And that, my friends, is Radio Graffiti.
So without any further ado, let's go ahead and start taking callers right now for everybody's favorite time of the show, Radio Graffiti.
So let's start it off right now.
We got Bro Smashers Radio Graffiti.
Oh, you steady the killed a penny.
I killed your bench.
I killed you.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Capitalist Forever, Radio Graffiti.
Those hype megas, y'all.
Why you gotta hate?
Stupid idiot.
Dunlop, Radio Graffiti.
Come on with the Fruit Bowl music.
512, Radio Graffiti.
Meet me at Hills Cafe on South Congress so we can fight.
Oh, yeah, are you serious?
I'll tell you why.
I'll meet you out there, you idiot.
How about that?
How about that?
I'll meet you out there and stop your case so far down your goddamn throat that you'd be able to chew your own twinkle-toes pigeon-playing ass crack.
Stupid moron.
I'll tell you what, I'm going there.
I'll tell you what, why don't you meet me?
Why don't you meet me on East 6th Street on 6th in Trinity here in about ⁇ I'm going to be off of here in about 20, 30 minutes.
You meet me out there in 45 minutes, you sack of crap.
And I'll thank the living big Jesus.
Hey, give me a drink.
Give me a damn drink.
Yeah, I just want to throw goddamn fisticuffs with me, for Christ's sake.
You understand?
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
Who else do we got here?
We got 831 Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, forgive me.
I didn't mean to steal this Pokemon.
Giovanni will beat me if I don't.
Shut up with your Pokemon, stupid crap.
318 radio graffiti.
Now you're playing with your Peter Popper.
509 Radio Graffiti.
Fuck you, Texas.
Fuck you, local stars.
Damn it with your sorry sack of crap song for Christ's sake.
201 radio graffiti.
Yeah, that was stupid.
631 radio graffiti.
Hi, I'm James Healy, and I like to say I'm working out, but instead I go nap a lot.
I'm also a self-centered asshole, and I like fucking my dog Jamie.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
What a sick son of a bitch.
208, radio graffiti.
I used to be stupid enough to believe in a god and leaves fair capitalism.
All right, whatever.
Electric men Bobby, radio graffiti.
I don't care if you're a capitalist.
I'm a Republican, for Christ's sake.
Stupid idiot.
603, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
My ass bleach.
Jesus Christ, with these freaking soundboards, for Christ's sake.
224, radio freaking graffiti.
You can't defeat Gary Oak, ghost.
I don't really give a crap about Gary Oak, all right?
I can crap bigger than Gary Oak for Christ.
Who gives a shit?
956, radio graffiti.
See the asshole with my asshole right now.
Yeah, you sound like you got something in your mouth there, boy.
whoever made that goddamn remix in me is in goddamn hot water.
Area code 704, radio graffiti.
You there?
The stupid soundboard's messing up for Christ's sake.
Get that idiot off.
Whatever's wrong with this line, get him off for Christ's sake.
All right?
301, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, can I hear your sexy black voice?
You sick son of a bitch.
919, what's up, radio graffiti?
I'm going to tongue-punch your mom's fart box.
I mean, listen to these sick son of a bitches.
You understand?
I'm telling you, they're dirtier than a sex-soiled sock on some four-eyed, freckled-faced-beating stepchild's floor next to his computer, for Christ's sake.
Sick!
Freaking sick!
859, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
Get a better phone, asshole.
All right.
619, radio graffiti.
Ghost is brown and proud.
What's up?
Oh, you're brown and proud?
Yeah.
Finally, we got somebody who's brown and proud.
How convenient.
They got to be from the 619 San Diego area.
But hey, it's okay.
You're brown and proud.
You're down with La Rossa?
Yeah, I am, ghost.
I'm the ones that declare you the king of Mexican.
What up, my nigga?
That's right.
Hey, what's up?
I'm the king of Mexicans.
Ieba!
Iva!
Anyway.
Hey, ghost, I actually got a confession.
What's up?
I stole the La Burrito from the taco shop.
Well, I'm sure you did there, Fruit Bowl, but it's okay.
I mean, no one can blame you.
You're down with La Rossa, for Christ's sake.
402, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
I like chocolate milk.
Who gives a shit if you like chocolate milk, you dumb stupid fruit bowl?
832, what's up, radio graffiti?
Hey, Kinger, you have no soul.
Jesus Christ, you sound too young to be listening to this for Christ's sake.
Where's your mammy, huh?
Probably doing the horizontal mumbo with some guy named Tyrone that she met from Friday's happy hour.
609, what's up, radio graffiti?
You're just playing with your Peter Popper, for Christ's sake.
Who else we got?
A 415 radio graffiti.
Hey, I was wondering if you knew anything about pine tones.
Yeah, I'm sure you shove them up your anal region.
510, radio graffiti.
Post from True Capitalist Radio, you think we ass fruit bowl, gay bastard that's taken.
You stupid sack of crap.
You splicers.
Let me tell you something.
I'm not going to get mad, all right?
I'm not going to get mad because I am taking necessary precautions and necessary steps to make sure that I am going to get punitive damages from the individuals that think that they can besmirch and slander me in that fashion.
You continue thinking that's real cute.
All right?
You continue thinking it's real cute saying.
And they posted all these goddamn sound clips and all this nonsense.
I am going to get punitive damages out of your ass, and I'm going to be laughing my ass off when you're sitting here saying, I can't believe why did you do that to me, Ghost?
Why did you get it on yourself?
I'm talking punitive damages, asshole.
678 radio graffiti.
Hello?
Goodbye.
Jesus Christ.
Can you be ready, please, when I call on you?
540, radio graffiti.
You there?
You're just playing with your goddamn Peter Popper, also, for Christ's sake.
I mean, come on, goddammit.
Jesus Christ.
502, radio graffiti.
How can you hate black people and love bronies?
And why are you Jewish?
First of all, I don't know what you're talking about.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
Do you understand?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
A whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental and Kraut and Camel Jockey and WAP and all that.
I mean, I am a melting pot of friendship for Christ's sake.
So for you to sit over here and make these slanderous assumptions about me is ridiculous.
And I am not a Jew.
I don't know how many times I have to get that through your thick skulls.
I am not a Jew.
And not only that, I want you to get some bass in your voice the next time you call me there, you pansy-ass fruit bowl.
714, what's up, radio goddamn graffiti?
Hey, um, uh, stop being like, you're very mean to.
Uh you stumbling mumbling little jerk.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, can we get somebody that knows how to spoken, please?
Can we get some people that know how to spoken?
Jesus Christ.
559 radio graffiti.
Won't you better know who gave that is gonna show up?
Stupid sick son of a bitch.
Let's see.
What else we got?
We got who else is a 301 radio graffiti.
Satan is good, Satan is my pal.
Satan is good, Satan is my pal.
Here we go with the goddamn soundboards again, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
757 radio goddamn graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Hey guys, do you forgive me for my confession?
You shove it up your ass.
That's what you can do with your freaking confession, all right?
Let me see.
We got Ty Skirt.
All right, radio graffiti.
I'm taking too long.
Texas Troll, Radio Graffiti.
Yep, taking too long, you idiot.
Deregulation, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
I just wanted to know how you can support Rick Perry, even though Texas has a $27 billion budget deficit.
Yeah, well, even though we have a budget deficit, we're cutting our asses off.
You understand what I'm saying?
We're cutting from education.
Ron Paul Slanderous Lies00:15:28
You understand?
We're cutting from other ridiculous programs that Texas no longer needs for Christ's sake.
And the bottom line is, we got a $25 billion rainy day fund that we're not going to tap into.
We'd rather cut our education system a little bit to save money on the deficit that we had last year than to tap into the rainy day fund that's sitting there just in case Texas finds itself in a predicament much like most of the nation here today.
So let me tell you something right now.
You can sit over here and talk about that deficit that we had last year.
The bottom line is we're cutting the budget, all right?
We're cutting education.
And like I've always said, it would be a great day, a great goddamn day in American history when these teachers, these school administrators, and all these paper-pushing bureaucrats are out there in the unemployment line having to go get a job in the private sector.
Let's see how secure and how pompous they are and how idiotic that they attempt to be continuously.
How long that's going to ride, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
Exara Hawks.
What's up?
Radio goddamn graffiti, Xara Hawks.
7 Radio Graffiti.
I got a confession for you, Ghost.
I don't really give a shit.
El Foxo Loco, Radio Graffiti.
If you're a real American Patriot, vote for shove it up your ass, all right?
Shove it up your ass with those spliced audio files.
512, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I'm a big fan of your show, and I'm also from Austin.
It sickens me to see all these trolls ruining the true capitalist radio.
But I just wanted to talk about the you.
No, man, thanks a lot.
I appreciate it.
Screw up, we got 253.
What's going on?
Radio Graffiti.
CSH Charlie, Radio Graffiti.
I like sugar and I like these niggas.
Melthi.
Mel there.
We can't understand you with your cheap ass internet connection.
For Christ's sake, and turn down your goddamn radio.
831, radio graffiti.
Ghost, what's your opinion on Team Rocket?
You can shove the rocket up your clogged up prolapsed anus for Christ's sake.
I don't give a crap.
Asho, radio graffiti.
Hi, Ghost.
I'm a listener, and yeah, I'm 12 years old.
And yeah, and you need to go and find your mammy, which is probably at some happy hour right now, looking for an ethnic minority to give her the high hard one.
All right, you're too young to be sitting here listening to this crap.
Get off!
508, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
Here we go again.
No some stupid, deaf mute idiot.
305, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, uh...
Molester, radio graffiti.
There's a lot of money.
Why don't you give it to me?
Come on, Ghost Yuri.
You sick son of a bitch.
858, Radio Graffiti.
What's up?
Guess you're a pony faggot.
You're calling me that with that fruity-ass Femi voice for Christ's sake?
I mean, come on.
How much estrogen have you had pumped in your ass for you to sound like that?
Jesus Christ.
213, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, I just want to say I love your sh I love your website, Infowars.com and Alex Jones.
ScrewInfoWars.com and screw Alex Jones for Christ's sake.
All right?
You stupid morons that are sitting over here trying to, you know, plug his ridiculous, pompous ass show.
That man is nothing more than some ridiculous, disgusting exploiter of fear.
And you can tell if I said that.
It's no coincidence why Alex Jones is talking bad about yours truly.
It's no coincidence why he's spreading all these slanderous lies about yours truly.
Because inevitably, I am bad for his business.
I'm bad for his business.
I'm yanking him right out of the false prophet closet for Christ's sake.
And he knows it.
So, Alex, I know that you want to continue to bamboozle all the idiots that feel and actually believe that they're privileged to some kind of exclusive information that only they have because they watched your ridiculous video.
But inevitably, Alex Jones, you are nothing more than just some ridiculous, pompous, pot-belly, ridiculous bastard that is exploiting fear.
All right, asshole.
And all those slanderous lies that you're saying about me, all right?
All those slanderous lies that you're saying about me, you better watch your goddamn mouth there, boy.
Do you understand?
This is a warning to Alex Jones.
You sit here and you continue talking about me on your goddamn radio show.
We can screw doing this on the goddamn radio.
We can meet on the streets of Austin, Texas, and I guarantee you, we can go throw fisticuffs if you want to get it personal.
I've heard some of the things that you've said, Alex.
I've heard it.
And I'm taking it personal.
I'm taking offense to that crap.
All right?
So if you're going to sit over here and continue doing it, I live in the same city you do.
You meet me on the streets, and I'll be more than happy to dispense disciplinary action on your fat, pot-bellied, hyper-sensationalist ass.
Because, folks, it ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
Jesus Christ, Alex Jones got his stupid, dumb Alex Jones worship jerk asses calling me up for Christ's sake.
Who else we got, engineer?
The third kicker.
All right, here we go.
509, Radio Graffiti.
Fuck you, Texas news.
Here we go with this stupid song.
You shove it up your goddamn cheese hole.
956, radio graffiti.
You'll see that dick out with asshole, AB.
You can't even spoken, can you?
Take whatever you have out of your mouth, then call me up and say whatever it is that you're going to say there, fruity ass, all right?
Jesus Christ, man.
516, radio graffiti.
God bless Ron Paul, and thank God for shut up.
That's all we know.
Ron Paul!
Ron Paul!
Sick of these Ron Paul jerk asses for cracking.
Ron Paul!
I mean, do you understand that Ron Paul is some primitive, feeble-minded nationalist that wants to bring us back economically like 200 years by bringing us back to the gold standard?
I mean, you're talking about Ron Paul, one of the most prehistoric political candidates out there in the so-called running for presidency.
It's unbelievably disgusting.
All right?
And it's really unfortunate that, you know, all Ron Paul has to do is say a couple of little blurbs and a couple of talking points to get some of these feeble-minded, rabble-rousing, borderline, Alex Jones thought process-aven assholes to sit here and continuously say, Ron Paul!
Ron Paul!
Jesus Christ.
I'm just going to do a couple of more, and I'm getting the hell out of here.
I'm going to 6th Street, for Christ's sake.
419, what's up?
Radio graffiti.
Now, you stupid idiot.
859, radio graffiti.
Hey, show your fat ass before Alex Jones bucks it.
Yeah, let me tell you something right now.
Alex Jones doesn't have the balls to come up to me.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
He doesn't have the balls.
301, radio graffiti.
Hey, Joseph, I'm going to kick your ass.
Yeah, you ain't going to do nothing with that fruity ass voice, boy, all right?
You're trying to sound deeper than you actually are.
You know, you ever heard those deep-voiced fruity asses?
That was one right there.
All right?
That was one right there.
Yeah, just one of these tops that's got hairy legs, and I talk with a deep voice, and I'm a butch fruit.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
510, Radio Goddamn Graffiti.
Hello.
Hello?
Yeah, you know, can you just hurry up and talk to that whore mother of yours and then, you know, get to the damn broadcast call, please?
Jesus Christ.
678, radio graffiti.
You sure do got a pretty mouth, boy.
Yeah, I'm sure you would think that, you damn fruit bowl, huh?
I bet you're thinking about fluffing right goddamn now.
Honky the bear, radio graffiti.
Ghost is a big fat racist Jewish alcoholic.
Ah, you piece of crap with your stupid Stephen Hawking voice, all right?
Why don't you come out with your real voice?
Aren't you afraid that I'm going to call you out for the fat jelly ass that you are, huh?
I'm going to call you out for having that damn lard stuck in your throat every time you breathe.
Extracting and obstructing your goddamn air passage.
Christ, take him.
Let me tell you something.
I'm getting tired here.
Give me a drink.
Get a goddamn drink, for Christ's sake.
See you to me.
It's Taco Tuesday.
All right.
It's Taco Goddamn Tuesday.
And once again, I'm taking a lackadaisical approach to this broadcast.
All right.
I'm just kicking back.
I'm doing the minimal amount possible while still trying to get a full day's pay.
I'm going to take a couple of more callers here for radio graffiti.
And then maybe, depending on how these goddamn radio graffiti's calls go, I am going to possibly do some chat room shout-outs.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to see how this goddamn radio graffiti calls go.
And then maybe, just maybe we'll go ahead and do some goddamn shout-outs for Christ's sake.
But let me tell you, let me get up real quick.
Let me get by this window right here.
I can actually see 6th Street right now from my damn office window.
And let me tell you something.
I'm tempted to just kind of just end the show now, go down there.
It's military, baby.
That's what I'm thinking about.
But let me tell you, I'm going to do a couple of more radio graffiti calls, and I'm going to do some shout-outs.
So before I go, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
There's all kinds of little buttons underneath the damn player there.
Use and abuse those buttons.
There's little Facebook like buttons.
There's retweet buttons.
There's share this buttons.
Use and abuse those goddamn buttons for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right, let's let's hurry up.
Let's uh let's take some more callers here from Radio Graffiti, then we'll take some goddamn chat shout-outs.
How about that, huh?
How about a little bit of that?
All right, here we go.
386, Radio Graffiti.
Jackal, is it Jackal?
It looks like a jackal.
Jackal, is it Jackal?
Is it?
No, it's not a jackal.
It's your mother.
All right.
318, radio graffiti.
How can you support Rick Perry when you're not even from Texas?
I'm from Texas, boy.
Do you understand that?
Don't sit over here and make these goddamn slanderous lies and assertions about me.
I was born and raised in Texas, boy.
Don't be sitting over here saying that, oh, you're not here.
I'm from Texas, born and raised.
You come down here and get yourself a Texas-sized ass whoop and talk that goddamn four-little jargon with me, boy.
Who else we got going on?
630, radio graffiti.
Bronies rock.
Yeah, I'm sure they do.
I'm sure you like to probe their little prolapsed anus with a goddamn head of a My Little Pony doll.
609, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
All Bronies wants friendships.
That explains why you don't have any friends.
Are you kidding me?
I got a whole bunch of friends.
What are you talking about?
I got a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, Mexican, you know, Arab.
You know, a whole bunch of friends.
Let me tell you something.
I can go down to 6th Street right now, and everybody is just going to start coming up to me saying, Hey, what's going on, man?
How you doing?
I'm a fixture on 6th Street.
Do you understand that?
I'm a freaking fixture on 6th Street.
Do you understand that, boys?
I know all you people are out here living your pathetically anal lives sitting on some broke-ass computer chair with some five-year outdated computer thinking that's basically the gist of your life.
I'm out there on 6th Street, baby.
You understand?
I'm like a local celebrity around here in Austin, Texas.
All right?
Don't you sit over here and make those goddamn assertions towards me, boy.
I'm a fixture on 6th Street.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got going on over here?
I'm getting bored.
Jesus Christ.
540, Radio Graffiti.
There we go with the goddamn stupid soundboards again.
908, radio graffiti.
Oh, you assholes that say no graces.
Look, you stupid dumb idiots with the soundboards.
It's enough, right?
It's not funny.
It's stupid.
All right?
Let's take a couple more and then we're out of here.
559, radio graffiti.
I want you in my ass, ghost.
Jesus Christ, more internet butt stalkers for Christ's sake, huh?
Is this what's spreading throughout the internet and encompassing butt stalkerism or something?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
502, radio graffiti.
I'm thinking of people chewing post on Jewish capitalist radio.
Jesus Christ, grow some nuts, please.
Can you let your nuts hang instead of putting them and taping them up and tucking your sack back, please?
754, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, what are you doing this Baller Friday?
This Baller Friday, I'm going to be balling 405, Radio Graffiti.
You're a narcissistic, freaky piece of shit.
Oh, I'm narcissistic now.
Oh, isn't that sad?
I'm narcissistic.
You know what?
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Who cares?
How about that?
Who gives a crap?
I'm living, baby.
I'm living lavish.
That's what I'm doing.
I don't know about you stupid, sorry pieces of wasted human life, but I'm living lavish.
I'm living life out here.
Jesus Christ, a couple of more.
317, what's up?
Radio goddamn graffiti.
Logas here.
Stupid idiot.
831, radio graffiti.
Ghost, join Team Rocket.
It has benefits.
Yeah, you put put a pocket rocket up your pooper.
903, radio graffiti.
Just walk around out here in Texas with my strap.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right, who else we got going on over here?
We got American Militant Radio Graffiti.
Don't be building pot.
Ablakes up.
Don't be building pot pot.
Don't be building pot.
Stupid son of a bitch.
Get that stupid song up into your goddamn damn it.
I'm sick of this crap.
I'm sick of being made a fool of.
I'm sick of being made a jackass of for Christ's sake.
I mean, don't you idiots understand that my show is served proper business for Christ's sake.
And look, this is the kind of crap that they do.
You know, they're making a freaking circus song out of me like for Christ's sake, like it's Barnum and Bailey Ghost Circus or something.
Jesus Christ!
Like it's Barnum and Bailey Ghost Circus for Christ's sake, man.
Don't you understand, you idiots, that I'm a capitalist?
And I deserve the respect according that title.
In Jesus Christ I try.
Every goddamn day.
You're pissing me off!
I mean, I'm depressed.
I can't believe it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh.
I'm done.
That's it.
That's it.
I'm done, man.
That's it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Give me the microphone.
Give me the one.
Give me the money.
All right, that's it.
That's it.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Stick a goddamn fork in me.
I'm done.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, now you want chat shout-outs, huh?
Oh, oh, everybody wants chat shout-outs, huh?
Now, you know what?
I'm going to do a short show that took your ass.
I mean, look at you, people.
Look at you, people in the chat room.
You're laughing out here.
You're laughing for Christ's sake.
You're laughing.
I mean, look at these ungrateful pieces of cyber vermin crap.
I can do it!
That's it.
Get me out of here, Richard.
Get me out of here, engineer.
I'm done.
I'm finished with this channel right now.
Die from I don't care.
I don't care how many people are listening.
I don't care how many people are flapping their fat sausages and fingers on the camera.
I don't care.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
My heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit.
My head's hurting.
Jesus cracked my head.
I'm sweating for class sake.
Get me out of here, engineer.
I'm not doing any goddamn chat chefs.
Get me out!
Get me out, engineer!
I'm not joking!
Get out!
I'm sick of tired of these cyber vermin!
I'm shooting burrows to these idiots!
I'm shooting burrows to them, and this is how they repay me.
I don't want to pay me for questions.
I'm out of here!
I don't even know if I'm gonna do this show anymore.
You gotta get me out!
Get me out of there!
Goddamn craft!
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