Ghost dominates True Capitalist Radio episode 134 by celebrating market gains and predicting gold will hit $3,000 while endorsing Rick Perry's pro-business candidacy. He aggressively harasses callers, mocking "bronies," feminists, and minorities with racial slurs and threats to auction phone numbers. Ghost advocates for violent neighborhood patrols against gangs, blames poverty on personal failure, and attacks Warren Buffett and Alex Jones. Ultimately, the broadcast devolves into a chaotic display of hate speech and profanity before abruptly ending due to alleged abuse. [Automatically generated summary]
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Last off.
This is True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it, period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
Go Me.
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 134 for all the folks that are keeping track of the True Capitalist broadcast.
And of course, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the blogs.
Go to the forums.
Go to the chat rooms and spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
Anyway, folks, I took the day off last Friday, folks.
I didn't know if y'all saw the market, but of course it was up.
If you folks would have entertained the, I don't know, investment opportunities that I have been touting on this broadcast, you would have been able to be capitalizing as well as I've been capitalizing on this market.
And of course, again today, we have seen some plus signs, some major spikes, to say the least, in the stock market, in the equities market, mind you.
And, you know, once again, I hate to keep tooting my own horn here, but goddamn it, beep, beep.
Let me tell you something.
If you would have just listened to True Capitalist Radio and entertained all the things suggested on this broadcast within the past three weeks, three to four weeks.
If you would have just entertained some of these investment opportunities, you would have been making some serious goddamn money.
Unfortunately, if you didn't, you're just sitting there playing with your pink willie, wondering, Jesus Christ, when the hell am I going to get another handout from Big Brother government?
And let me tell you something.
Those days are limited and numbered, folks.
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So once again, I have been living lavish.
I took the day off on Friday.
I have been balling all weekend long, baby.
Living lavish.
I was popping bottles.
I was just traveling all over the streets of Austin, Texas.
I was out there drinking on Congress Street out there, hobnobbing with some of the damn politicians that go out there and blow off some steam.
I was pumping bottles of 97 Dom P. 97 Dom Perry on, for Christ's sake.
I kid you not.
To mention, I was eating rich this weekend.
If you'd have been listening to me or attended the chat session that I had last evening, you would have known that I was eating rich.
Not only was I eating steaks, I decided to get a little bit more exotic and a little bit more rich in my cuisine.
And one of the things that I had tried this weekend is Fargois.
Yeah.
Fargois.
Has anybody ever heard of that by any chance?
Fargois?
Well, for all those folks that don't know, all right, Fargois is this delicacy that according to what I understand, I think it's either duck or goose, whatever it is.
But the process of making Fargois is that you got to force feed the duck or the goose until its stomach explodes.
You got to force feed it to death.
You understand what I'm saying?
I'm not joking.
I mean, this is a process in preparation for the cuisine of Fargois.
You've got to just, you know, force feed the damn duck until it, you know, stomach explodes.
And, you know, I'm not joking.
And what happens in the process of it overeating itself to death?
Well, the liver actually expands and becomes somewhat of a fatty liver, to say the lily, a little fatty liver going on.
And as a result, because of the process of it overeating and the expansion of that liver, that liver right there, believe it or not, is the delicacy, is the cuisine of Fargois.
And let me tell you something right now.
I consumed it.
I'm living rich, baby.
I mean, I mean, I had like about two or three of them on my plate.
And just to think that about, you know, two or three ducks had to get stuffed to death just so that I can consume some of this delicacy of Fargois.
But once again, baby, I was living lavish.
I'm still living lavish.
I mean, does anybody see the gains that we've been capitalizing on on the market?
I mean, what was I saying when the market was down to 10,000 in the Dow Jones Industrials?
What was I saying?
I was telling everybody when everybody's leaving, that's when you start going in.
And what was I saying about gold about four weeks ago, for Christ's sake?
I mean, the prognosticator of prognosticators strikes again.
And lo and behold, folks, all right, lo and behold, this is the consequence that we're having.
I'm living lavish, baby.
I'm making money.
That's what I do, you know?
Woo!
I had to take the day off on Friday.
You think I wanted to come up here and get trolled by a bunch of half-witted schmucks that are going to look at bronies to whack their meat off for the weekend, for Christ's sake?
I got life to live, baby.
I got to go out and live lavish.
How are you going to drink 97 badom pee?
You understand?
I got to smoke Opus X cigars, Churchill size.
You understand?
I got to go out and hobnob with the politicians and the business folk out here in Austin, Texas off Congress Street.
You understand?
That's what I'm doing.
I don't know about you folks.
I know maybe y'all are tickling your dingleberry-ridden ass cracks and thinking that by some cause of osmosis you're going to get tapped into some sort of social pipeline.
But it ain't going to happen, baby.
It ain't going to happen.
I'm living lavish.
It's great.
And let me, cheers to everybody out there who entertained the investment analyzation and the advice that I had suggested on this broadcast.
Because I guarantee you, if you would have went into the stock market when everybody was leaving, you'd be up at least about 25% on your goddamn money right now.
And that's just a week's work, baby.
One week's work, baby.
Woo!
Anyway, cheers to all the capitalists out there, baby.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
Oh, man, this is good stuff.
Good stuff, baby.
Anyway, let me go ahead and get through the markets here.
Because let me tell you, I made some serious money today.
And I'm giddy.
I'm giddy for Christ's sake.
I'm giddy.
I'm like, you know, these little dirty whores that are out here flaunting their asses for Justin Bieber, for Christ's sake.
I'm kidding.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take another $50, $60 sip of some Louie here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
You got to love Cavasier, baby.
I mean, that's one thing the French know what to do.
I'm telling you, the French know how to do something.
Anyway, Dow Jones Industrials are up.
As I prognosticated when everybody was going to, you know, running out of the market, this helter-skelter market.
And haven't you noticed you've heard that term a lot on these business channels?
They're starting to coin the phrase helter-skelter market for Christ's sake because they're listening to True Capitalist Radio.
You understand?
These idiots don't know how to read this market.
You understand?
It's only ghost here that has the stock market beat.
That's why they're listening into True Capitalist Radio to see if they can, you know, steal some kind of analyzation so they can put it on their stupid little pompous media.
But once again, a helter-skelter market, and if you're a day trader, the volatility is making you some serious capital.
And if you're a bottom feeder, if you're a bottom feeder, you're making serious goddamn money.
All right.
Dow Jones Industrials is up 213.88 points, a percentage increase of 1.90%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials today at 11,482.90 points.
I mean, what were we, 10,000 about a week and a half ago for Christ's sake?
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
And if you ain't capitalizing within, you're a moron.
Anyway, SP 500 is increased on the plus side 25.68 points, a percentage increase of 2.18% on the day for the SP.
I tell you, I don't know why everybody was abandoning ship on the sell-off on the SP 500.
I'm glad to see that a lot of that goddamn overselling has come back and not only have eaten away all the potential losses, but have potential room for growth based upon a lot of the earnings and the mergers that have transpired over the weekend and into Merger Monday is what they're calling it.
So once again, live in Lavish if you're investing anything in the SP.
Closing out today at 1,204.49 points for the SP 500.
We've got NASDAQ closing up on the upside.
It has increased 47.22 points, a percentage increase of 1.88% on the day, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,555.20.
Now, for all the folks out there in the European markets, the FTSE is up also.
I mean, it looks like all the global markets are taking note that, hey, maybe we oversold.
I don't know why we cashed out.
I mean, if we hold our assets and cash, it's only going to devalue the more and more our governments continue to debase the integrity of the monetary system.
So maybe I need to go out and put it back in the equities, just like I have said.
All right.
And to show you that the idiot investors, these pussy whip bastards that comprise the investment community, are finally starting to realize what I've been saying all along.
Now, we're going to get to the goddamn commodities here in just a second, but we've got the FTSE closing on the upside 30.55 points, a percentage increase of 0.57%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,350.58 points on the day, baby.
Now, let's get to these commodities that I'm talking about.
Once again, you know it's a helter-skelter market because everybody was just out there selling their asses off.
I mean, it was just ridiculous.
I mean, we were just talking about it.
You heard about it on the news, for Christ's sake.
Even if you weren't invested in the market, you heard these idiots on regular mainstream news saying, well, the Dow Jones Industrials goes down 500 points.
And what was Ghost saying here on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast?
I was saying that when people are starting to go out of the market, when these helter-skelter ballist investors start leaving the market based upon emotional, impulsive selling, it's time for you to go out there and bottom feed.
It's time for you to go out there and capitalize for Christ's sake.
And that's exactly what has happened.
And not to mention, not to mention that not only was I advising folks to go into the market just based upon investment ideology, you know, this is an old school ideology based upon investors that once everybody's leaving, it's time to go in.
Well, I had said the substance behind my prognostication of the markets bouncing back is everybody that was cashing out in the equities markets was just putting it into liquid.
They weren't putting it into other investment or financial instruments for Christ's sake.
They were cashing out.
So why in the hell would investors hold on to their assets in liquid when the goddamn currency markets are getting completely debased by the goddamn governments in power?
So now the investors are starting to realize, hey, you know, we can't hold our assets in liquid.
We need to go ahead and diversify our investments.
And we're seeing it right here.
We're seeing it right here.
And we saw the equities markets up.
Do you think that the commodities markets were down based upon traditional investor idealism?
Wrong.
The commodities were not down.
On the contrary, commodities were up.
So what does this signify when you see equities up and you see commodities up?
It means that whatever currency out here in the international community is just completely debased.
Nobody has any kind of security in any kind of currency.
And people are putting their money in anything but liquid.
You understand?
This is why you're seeing such rises in everything.
Energy, agriculture, you know, the metals.
We're seeing rises in equities for Christ's sake.
You understand?
Oil is not down, asshole.
Maybe it's down in your oily discharge that's coming out of your anal passage, but oil is not down, you stupid milky liquors.
Anyway, let's get to the damn commodities because obviously we've got a whole bunch of entitlement recipient EBT card debit idiots out here that's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to get in the campus radio chat room and flap my fat Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard and see if I can get a rise out of Ghost because my life is so insignificant and pathetic and ridiculous that I have to make my goddamn ridiculous life somewhat hurting at my own ridiculous, pathetically anal self.
So just by him acknowledging my presence or acknowledging my ridiculous online handle makes me believe that I have some significance in this world when I'm nothing more than a useless eater.
Anyway, let's get to the goddamn commodities.
Brent crude oil is up $1.75, a percentage increase of 1.62% on the day, closing out Brent crude at $109.78 per barrel of Brent crude.
We've got gas futures up $9.75.
That's a percentage increase of 1.06%.
I know people have been getting pacified by decreases in gasoline prices.
Don't get used to them, baby.
Don't get used to them.
That's all I'm saying.
Heating oil futures are also up as we start approaching the fall and winter seasons.
They are up $4.17, a percentage increase of 1.44%.
Did you know that they were snowing down there in a part of New Zealand that hasn't seen snow in like 40 years?
You know, I mean, once again, these atmospheric anomalies that are definitely weighing on the energy markets.
Let's continue going.
We got natural gas down modestly.
It's down 3 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.96%.
We've got WTI Sweet Crude going up, folks.
And once again, this is why I'm saying these limited amount of retractions that we're seeing at the gas pumps.
Don't expect them to continue because we are seeing it here reflected in the prices.
We're going to see some spikes once again in the goddamn gasoline prices.
We've got WTI Sweet Crude up today, $2.35, a percentage increase of 2.75% on the day for WTI Sweet Crude.
And let me tell you, that's some serious increase.
That just goes to show you.
That just goes to show you that nobody in the investment community has any faith in liquid.
Even though all these assholes last week and the week beforehand were selling off and just cashing out like a bunch of idiots because they didn't know their asses from their elbow, now they're starting to realize that if you hold your assets in liquid at this point in time, you're going to possibly lose major value based upon the rate of inflation that these goddamn governments are generating based upon their fiscal irresponsibility.
So anyway, WTI Sweet Crude is up $2.35, closing out today at $87.73 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
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Let's go to agriculture.
We got canola futures up $5.30.
Cocoa futures up $24.
That's a percentage increase of 0.83%.
Coffee, for all you speed freaks and all the people that are getting out there trying to be productive, coffee is up dramatically today.
It is up $5.55, a percentage increase of 2.28% on the day.
All right, so for all you ass-clown speed freaks and you jerk dicks that always make an excuse about the reason you're such an asshole in the morning is, oh, dude, I just need my coffee, dude.
You know, don't talk to me without my coffee, dude.
Just don't talk to me.
Just shut up, all right?
You deserve a smack to the mouth for being such a jerk in the morning, all you people.
Anyway, let me continue going.
Where the hell was I?
Here I am.
I'm sorry.
I'm getting flustered here.
The engineer is getting a little scary.
All right, engineer?
All right, I'm sorry.
Anyway, we got corn up modestly today, $5.50.
Luckily, it didn't spike today, but of course, I hate to see it up.
I mean, I'm from Texas over here.
You know, I like barbecue.
I like to consider myself a goddamn grill master.
You know what I'm saying?
Oak grill, smoke, uh, mesquite grill, uh, and I like to, you know, throw some corns on the goddamn grill with the husks on them.
I like to make them sons of bitches grill for Christ's sake.
Out here in Texas, you know, we used to be able to have these goddamn corns for nine ears of corn for a dollar.
You know, nine ears of corn for a dollar.
Now, the goddamn sons of bitches are one ear of corn for 99 cents, two ears of corn for 99 cents, for Christ's sake.
I mean, what is it?
Corn freaking gold.
Anyway, let me continue on.
We got cotton increasing $3.52.
Oh, that's great.
That's all we need.
Cotton has increased 3.50% on the day.
So all my potential optimism for these fruity asses who continuously wear this eight times too small for their body attire that is made by these ridiculous half-producious companies like Amber Crombie Fitch and Ed Hardy.
I was expecting with the decrease in cotton that we were actually going to see some attire that actually fit these fruity bastards out here.
Look, it is not cool.
Those little Ed Hardy shirts and this little Amber Crombie Fitch and Hollister and all this, you know, 10 times too small to overemphasize your lack of testosterone Femi body.
It's not something that we as regular everyday citizens necessarily want to see pronounced in our civilization for Christ's sake.
All right, now I was hoping that since we had seen some decreases in the price of cotton, that possibly we would see some more threads on these sons of bitches, for lack of a better term, continuously pronouncing their femininity with these attires like the aforementioned manufacturers that I've mentioned previous, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, let me continue going for Christ's sake.
And no, I don't like hip-hop attire, assholes.
All right.
Anybody who wears hip-hop attire, you're an idiot.
You're a contributing factor to the downfall of society.
All right.
Where else we got?
We got cotton up $3.25.
We've got wheat futures up $14.75, a percentage increase of 1.80%.
And of course, I'm sure that spike has something to do with the beginning of school.
Sugar has decreased today.
It is down 36 cents, a percentage decrease of 1.29%.
Soybean future is up.
Soybeans up $16.15, or $0.50, excuse me, 5.0, a percentage increase of 1.24%.
Lumber, after we've seen some dramatic sell-offs throughout the summer in lumber, it's starting to bounce back.
It's starting to bounce back, for Christ's sake.
It took a spike today, $8.10, a percentage increase of 3.54%.
We've got oat futures up $3.
We've got soybean oil futures up 81 cents.
And once again, I mean, it looks like the bull-nosed mupdiving carpet muncher bull dykes did not come through into the wool futures market today because wool is down $11.
$11, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's get to the metals, shall we?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, it just doesn't make any sense.
These investors don't know their ass from their elbow anymore.
I just wish that there was somewhat traditional fundamental investing still correlated with the markets today, but it's gone completely out the window.
It's gone completely out the window because traditionally, and I've said this time and time again, when you saw increases in the equities markets, you would generally see decreases in the commodities markets.
But that has not been the case.
Everything has just completely gone berserk.
Helter skelter market, I've been overemphasizing that term throughout the true capitalist broadcast's existence, and it still reigns supreme today.
Let's get to the metals because traditionally, like I said, if you saw an increase in equities, you would see a decrease in the metals.
But do you see a decrease in metals?
Wrong.
Anyway, copper is up $2.15.
That's a percentage increase of 0.53% on the day.
We got gold up $25.60, a percentage increase of 1.47% on the day.
Did y'all hear that, folks?
Did y'all hear that?
I mean, you know, to all the assholes that just did not, for whatever reason, entertain the financial instrument of investing in gold about three weeks ago.
Remember that?
Remember, I was telling everybody I'm bullish on gold and it's bubble.
I've been saying that the whole cocktail time.
Well, lo and behold, if you'd have listened to me about three weeks ago and just went to a goddamn pawn shop and bought some scrap gold or whatever the case might be, you would be having some serious money.
You'd be having some serious money because once again, gold is up 1.47% on the day, an increase of $25.60, closing out gold and get this $1,768.20.
We are flirting with $1,800.
And let me tell you my prognostication on gold because, once again, this is a bubble.
I am not one of these Alex Jones gold pumper and dumpers.
I am just basically letting everybody who listens to my broadcast know that if you want to get some capital here with this gold bubble, now is the time.
You understand?
Now is the time.
But remember, you've got to be very, very cautious about this bubble.
Bubbles can burst at any point in time.
My prognostication is that it's not going to bust here until possibly a year, year and a half from now.
And by that time, we are possibly going to see $2,500 or $3,000 price on the price of gold.
And that's my personal opinion, of course.
We have seen the CME group, which is the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, attempt to try to fix the price of gold and silver by, you know, reissuing these new rules based upon margin requirements that happened, what was it, this past April, which readjusted this high price in gold because everybody had to cover their margins because of these new margin requirements.
But now, not even margins or new margin increases are going to keep what's happening in gold down or suppressed because inevitably there's too much accumulation.
I mean, look at any news media outlet and take a look at who's advertising during that news media outlet.
It's these gold people.
They want to buy your gold.
They want to sell you gold.
You know, they want to give you gold tickets and gold bars and gold this and gold that.
There is obviously a lot of accumulation with this commodity.
And if I were you, and let me tell you something, I am doing it myself.
I don't know about you folks.
I'm doing it myself.
I am sitting a portion of my portfolio into these gold plays, and I am riding that bubble, baby.
Hey, I don't know about you, but I'm capitalizing off bubbles.
You understand?
I mean, I capitalized off the dot-com bubble.
All right.
I'm not joking.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you a little story about one of the dot-com stocks that really generated a lot of income for me.
I mean, literally, from one week to the next, you know, generated so much revenue, I couldn't even believe it.
All right.
But of course, you know, those types of plays are based upon overspeculation.
And you've got to be able to call the investor sentiment based upon that speculation.
But it was a story about a stock that I invested in.
Jesus Christ, it must have been about 97, 98.
No, about 98, 99.
Rambus.
All right.
Rambus basically was the company who manufactured the Ram in computing devices at the time.
And, you know, I think that there's other competitors that were out there.
But anyway, the competitors that were out there infringed upon the patents that had already been filed by Rambus at the time.
And, you know, believe it or not, there was a play to be made in 1999 when Rambus was trading at about $40 a share.
And I speculated because there was a lot of judgments that were going to come in at a specific time, two or three different judgments that Rambus had against some patent infringement charges.
And let me tell you something right now, man.
I mean, I speculated that at least one or two of those judges were going to file in favor of Rambus.
And lo and behold, they all did, baby.
And let me tell you, if you could look at a chart, I don't even know if you can go back that far.
But if you look at the chart of Rambus at about $19.99, I mean, the goddamn thing went from $40 to $140, baby, in two months.
I kid you not.
I'll never forget that investment.
It's one of those investments where you just like, goddamn, you made so much money.
I mean, those are the types of plays you want.
You want an accumulation of those types of plays.
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Do you understand that?
Do you understand the strategy that I used in that particular play right there?
That's how you need to view the market.
That's how you need to view capitalist endeavors, for Christ's sake.
I kid you not.
You can look back in the goddamn chart of that particular stock.
Now, it's, I don't even know what it is now, but remember, you can't fall in love with a stock.
You got to fall in love with the speculation.
Anyway, and I did sell at 140.
Are you kidding me?
I wasn't going to sit there and hold on to it.
You thought I was going to sit over there and be a, oh, that'd be a nice long-time investment to just sit here and yeah.
Are you kidding me?
Jesus Christ.
I just wish I would have been one of the ones that speculated that Green Mountain coffee roaster spike that we saw here.
What was it, this past February, March, April?
Did y'all see that?
I wish I would have speculated that.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me get to silver.
Silver is up 76 cents, percentage increase of 1.95% on the day for silver, closing out today at $39.91 per Troy ounce of silver.
All right.
We got live cattle futures.
Live cattle futures down in livestock 35 cents.
Cattle feeder up 5 cents.
And for all you folks that like to shove a couple of ham bones down your gullet, all right, lean hog futures are down 60 cents.
And, you know, once again, whenever you see some fat jelly ass, and I'm talking about an overt fat jelly ass.
I'm not just talking about some pot-bellied bastard who's obviously, you know, eating one too many steaks or whatever the case might be.
I'm talking about these fat jelly asses who use hover rounds to get around in the store, these little motor scooters to get around in the goddamn shopping malls and the shopping centers.
When they pass by you, just start going, bone.
That's just all I'm saying.
You know, it's not a hate crime because, believe it or not, if if you call these idiots fat jelly asses to their faces or something like that, they can actually hit you with some kind of a goddamn hate crime or something.
I kid you not.
All right?
I'm not joking.
You know, you know, you you you tell a a fat bachelor, get your fat ass out of my way.
I mean, you could construe that as a hate crime nowadays.
These idiots are are are so sensitive.
It's ridiculous.
All right, but they need to be ridiculed in some fashion.
So I am advocating the hambone protest against fat jelly asses.
I'm talking about really fat asses.
I'm talking about the people that can't see their own private parts when they look down for Christ's sake.
You understand?
I'm talking about the people that, you know, especially females, that it looks like they have literally four or five different breasts when they sit down.
I'm talking about these fat jelly asses that got cottage cheese thighs bigger than their waists.
All right?
I'm talking about fat asses who have cankles.
What the hell is cankles, for Christ's sake?
I mean, if you're so fat that you've got cankles, you know, obviously you need to put the freaking fork down for about five minutes.
All right.
Anyway, before I get off on tirade about fat asses, just go by them and say, that's all I'm saying.
Anyway, that's the markets for your ass, folks.
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All right.
I mean, that's about it.
I mean, I've been capitalizing.
I'm living lavish.
I don't know about you folks.
I love being a capitalist.
I love making money.
That's what I do.
For God's sake.
That's what I do.
And, you know, I just love it.
I love it.
I mean, cheers to all the true capitalists out there who have been capitalizing on this spike here.
Don't get me wrong.
We could see another retraction because we have these ridiculous pussy-whipped investors out here not knowing their asses from their elbow any longer.
But let me tell you, you know, I mean, who knows?
I mean, let me take a sip of this Louie here.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, let me address a subject matter that people have been mentioning.
People have been worried about whether or not I was going to call child protective services on some kid that's been calling up and saying all these ridiculous, disgusting, pathetic, sexual, deviant ideas and so on and so forth.
And let me tell you, I was going to do it.
But in the weekend, I actually have gotten correspondence with the kid in general that does this nonsense.
And believe it or not, and there were witnesses that saw this.
He was threatening to hurt himself.
I'm not joking.
He was threatening to hurt himself in a serious fashion if I went through with any of this nonsense.
I mean, he was talking about killing himself.
You know, this was said on the Pal Talk chat that I occasionally have.
If you don't follow me on Twitter, you don't know what I'm talking about.
But follow me on Twitter, folks, Ghost Politics.
He was in there basically just saying, hey, don't do it, please.
I'm going to kill myself, so on and so forth.
So I don't know.
I'll tell you what I will do.
I will call this son of a bitch here in the next couple of minutes.
I've got the phone number, and I'm going to see if I can get a hold of some kind of a mother or something.
But if this little brat is listening in right now, and if he has any kind of testicular and intestinal fortitude, he'll call me up and apologize right now for not only just making himself look like some disgusting sexual deviant, but at the same time besmirching the true capitalist radio broadcast, besmirching the tens of thousands of people that listen to me throughout the world.
I would like for him to apologize because I think that it deserves it.
Now, if he doesn't call here by the end of the hour, we are going to go out and we're going to call this bastard ourselves.
All right.
We're going to call him because I want to talk to somebody that is in charge of this kid because I want to know where in the hell he's getting his dumbass sick ideas.
I want to talk to mom.
I want to talk to a father.
I want to talk to somebody right now.
And let me tell you, he's lucky that he went to great extremes to plead with me to not do what I was going to do.
All right, so I'm just saying, I'm not lying.
I am not lying.
If he thinks I'm lying, if he thinks I'm lying, well, then maybe we need to go out and do it anyway.
I don't know.
I'm going to give him to the end of the hour.
All right?
To the end of the hour.
Anyway, let me move on to other subject matters because we don't need to talk about some stupid little snot-nosed little brat kid that can't even grow enough testicles to actually grow some bass in his voice.
All right?
I mean, let me tell you something.
I've talked to six-year-old kids that already have a little bit of bass in their voice.
You've heard them.
You know, they're the tough kids.
They're like, hey, hey, we do.
Hey, hey.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, those are the kinds of males we need to be raising out here.
We don't need to be raising and pussy pampering these fruity bastards that we have just come to know and love out here.
Christ, it's just ridiculous, man.
I mean, you know, I mean, this is why I didn't want to come out here on Friday, baby.
You understand?
Because I like to live lavish.
You understand?
I live lavish.
That's what I do.
All right?
And I'm not going to sit here and have all the profits that I have generated be besmirched by a bunch of jerk dicks that want to insist upon doing nothing more than agitate the show, sit here and make me look like some kind of a goddamn jerk ass of sorts.
Rick Perry Discussion00:14:46
I'm just not going to sit here.
I'm not going to put up with it.
I'm not going to put up with it at all.
I'm not going to do it, and you idiots.
You know, you better pop your asses down.
Or I'm not joking, man.
I'm not joking.
Anyway, let me go ahead and move on to the next subject matter because I don't want to continue talking about any of this nonsense.
All right.
I don't want to talk about any of this nonsense.
And hey, you call me on your regular phone, you idiot, or I'll call you.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter that's a little bit more exciting, a little bit more rejuvenating of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Rick Perry announcing his candidacy for United States president, baby.
Woo!
That's what I'm talking about.
And what have I been saying to all of you bastards that have been talking garbage, talking malarkey about me, you know, talking garbage about Texas, talking garbage about this, about that?
You ain't going to be laughing.
You ain't going to be laughing when there's a goddamn Texan in the White House, boy.
You ain't going to be laughing when there's a damn Texan in the White House.
You understand what I'm saying?
And that's exactly what's going to happen with the candidacy of Rick Perry.
I guarantee you that this man is going to have Obama on his coattails on the campaign trail.
You understand?
Now, don't get me wrong.
I do like the fact that Mitt Romney was out there basically taking it to the seniors.
Did everybody see that little clip that I had tweeted on my Twitter account about Rent Romney being confronted by these goddamn old prostate-infected senior windbags?
And they were out here, oh, you're not going to take away our Social Security.
You're a bastard.
Don't take away our Medicare.
You're a bastard.
I mean, and they were just sitting here mobbing this guy.
And I loved how Mitt Romney stood his ground and said, look, if you don't like me, if you don't like what I'm representing, why don't you go vote for Barack Obama for Christ's sake?
But no, you know what these seniors want to do?
They got nothing else better to do.
They're collecting Social Security.
They're collecting pensions.
They're collecting Medicare.
They got no jobs.
They got no life.
So they're the ones out there at the campaign stump speeches.
And they have the ability to sit there and you don't touch me because I'm an old person and I can be loud and I can get nang.
It's ridiculous, folks.
And that's why I'm telling the youth out there, if you want somebody who's going to rectify the fiscal irresponsibility of this government, start looking at candidates that actually have proven records with dealing with these types of problems.
And I'm talking about Rick Perry, baby.
You understand that?
Rick Perry, all right?
A Texan in the White House.
I love it, baby.
I love it.
I mean, let me tell you something.
Look at the people in here.
They're a little upset about it.
They're a little upset about it.
They're like, oh, I don't want to stay Texan in the White House.
Oh, no.
That means I'm not going to continue to get my entitlements so I can sit on my fetus and continue to flap my fatito state fingers on the keyboard.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know what?
Your days are numbered.
I've always said it, boy.
I've always said it.
And all you people that thought that you were just going to continue to, you know, I guess mooch off the taxpayer, you were going to continue to be drains on the economy.
Your days were numbered.
Your days were numbered.
And let me tell you something.
It's a breath of fresh air to see Rick Perry out there campaigning amongst these ridiculous scoundrels that are left for president.
All right.
This man is a proven track record.
During the 2008 so-called collapse out here, well, it was a collapse.
I shouldn't say a so-called collapse.
It was.
Out here in Texas, there was no bottoming out of the damn real estate market.
You know, I mean, on the contrary, we had businesses increasing their investment in Texas.
You understand that?
We're a pro-business state.
That's why everybody from all across the country are carpetbagging and bringing their asses to Texas because we've got economic opportunity everywhere.
Jobs are plentiful.
All right.
I mean, you know, real estate is, you know, compared to the pissing grounds they used to live in, for Christ's sake.
Do you understand?
Give me a break.
Let me go ahead and take some callers here for Christ's sake.
What do you think about Rick Perry?
All right.
I'm from Texas.
I actually capitalized on Rick Perry's tenure as governor, for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, I sold my home at a tremendous amount of profit more than I got it for because when everybody was getting out and bottoming out the other real estate markets throughout the country, people were moving here to Texas because everybody knows that Texas is where the economic opportunity is.
Texas is pro-business.
We're pro-individual.
We're a conservative state.
We know how to run an executive branch.
We know that we want less government.
And that's exactly what we have here in Texas, baby.
I am so glad to be a Texan.
You understand that?
I am so glad to be a damn Texan, for Christ's sake.
God bless.
Let me go ahead and do a barrel roll for Texas, man, because it's just, it's needed.
Take a sip of this.
Anyway, let's take some calls here.
646-652-4869.
Rick Perry, baby!
Rick Perry for president!
What do you think?
I want to hear from you.
I want to hear some actual substance.
And, of course, folks, for all the folks that are listening in, whether live or in the archive, I want you to listen.
If we have any kind of ridiculous prank calls that you have come to love and learn to live with out here in the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, just analyze the simplistic mentality behind these imbeciles.
You understand?
These people think that they're out here doing something when they are just display and proving my point.
They are proving the substance that I put forth on the debating table as valid.
So let's just go ahead and take a couple of calls here.
Before I go, hold on.
Before I take a call here, kick a couple of people out of here.
Engineer, kick a couple of these idiots out of here.
Kick them out.
Kick them out of here.
I'm sick and tired of seeing them.
Some of these stupid idiots.
Kick them out.
Kick them all out.
Kick them out.
I'm not joking either, man.
I'm sick of this crap.
You understand?
I'm sick of it.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take some calls here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take area code 831.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
And you hang up like some pussy whipped jerk dick.
Great.
703, what's up?
What do you think about Rick Perry?
Hey, Ghost, I'm a bit confused.
Well, I can tell by your voice, you sound confused, but go ahead.
I'm sorry.
My voice is a bit high.
You're trying to advocate Rick Perry for president?
Well, I'm saying he's a breath of fresh air out there given the amount of crap that we have as potential candidates for president.
I mean, you know, I am living proof out here in Texas under this man's leadership that prosperity is alive and well in Texas.
And it's because he's kept government out of private sector.
He hasn't put any kind of state regulation to stifle any business growth or any of that rigamaroo that a lot of these leftists like to instill upon private sector.
I mean, this is a man who knows what he's doing.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
He's pro-businessman.
I'm looking after my capitalist interest.
I mean, don't get me wrong, he's a little bit long-winded when it comes to that Christian crap.
All right, I'm not too down with him on that, but inevitably, I'm a capitalist.
This man is going to expand my pocketbook even more than Obama has, and that's what I'm voting on.
Don't you understand there, boy?
I thought you were a fan of Sarah Palin, though.
No, I'm not a fan of Sarah Palin.
Jesus Christ.
Is that all you got there, Fruity Boy?
I mean, you know, you didn't hook up with some machismo butch top or something that taught you at least how to be a man, if not at least to defend yourself verbally there, 703.
I hooked up with a pirate.
His name is Blackbeard.
Yeah, I bet you did, for Christ's sake.
And not only that, I mean, that pirate should have shoved his peg leg so far up your damn clogged up anal passage that you'll be shitting out splinters for the next 20 years of your life.
Get this stupid fruit ball up.
Get him off, engineer.
Get this shit out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Do you see what I'm saying, folks?
This is America.
You know what I'm saying?
He had no problem with saying that his voice was a little high.
You know, and the reason is, is because this is America.
I know my voice is a little high, but Jesus Christ.
630, what's up?
What do you think about Rick Perry?
I'll tell you what I think of Rick Perry.
You really pick Rick Perry over Alex Jones?
Come on.
Here's another flaming fruity ass, for Christ's sake.
What?
Now you're flaming.
I love it.
I love the diversity of idiots that are calling up.
Flaming fruity asses who follow Alex Jones on the next Geraldo.
I mean, this is what this should be.
Anyway, 630, what the hell's wrong with you again?
Can I see your toolbox?
Yeah, I bet you would.
I bet you would.
Do you see this?
I'm getting bombarded by a bunch of fruity asses that are sitting over here utilizing homosexual euphemisms in an attempt to divert the debate that we're having here on this broadcast.
Do you understand?
I just think it's unbelievable.
If it's not, you know, Fruit Bowls playing for the pink team attempting to agitate this show, it's bull-nosed bulldog feminist.
It's those ridiculous, bestiality-loving bronies.
You know, it's these left-wing, long-haired liberal bedwetters, you know, and it's just all-around losers in general, for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, is this thing on?
I mean, is this goddamn thing on for Christ's sake?
I mean, we're the capitalists.
You understand it?
We're the goddamn capitalists, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
We're talking about Rick Perry once again announcing his candidacy for president.
I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
646-652-4869.
Let's take a couple of calls here.
732, what's up?
You're on the horn.
You know, Ghost, you convinced me.
What's up?
I'm going to vote for Sarah Palin.
Yeah, well, too bad the dumb bimbo's not running.
She's out there in Alaska clubbing SEALs and I don't know, looking at fools with hockey sticks on ATVs or something.
I don't know.
Anyway, let's get to another goddamn caller that has some substance.
Can you get something going here, engineer, please?
We'll do something about it.
Jesus Christ.
Here we got 704 on the horn.
What's up?
What do you think about Rick Perry?
Ghost, I challenge you to a Pokemon battle.
Yeah, well, you know what?
Pokemon, first of all, is an old enemy.
You need to get in with the now.
And secondly, you sound a little bit too old to be looking at anything of animated value other than something for comedic nature.
You understand?
Do you hear these people, folks?
This is it.
This is America.
Stupefied America.
318, what the hell's your excuse?
Here we go with this goddamn song, for Christ's sake.
That's great, huh?
Yeah.
That's just beautiful, for Christ's sake.
301, you're on the horn.
What's up?
What do you think about Rick Perry?
I'm a melting final fatal past.
It's an alcoholic blister fan.
Yeah, here we go with the goddamn soundboards, for Christ's sake.
I mean, are you kidding me?
For Christ's sake, it's enough!
I told you, sorry sacks of shit, to cease and desist those goddamn soundboards already, all right?
I don't know how many times I have to tell you, I am taking the necessary precautions and the necessary steps to make sure that I get punitive damages out of the asses of individuals that are out here making jerk dicks of me.
Believe it or not, I am not joking.
I'm not joking.
You idiots might laugh today.
You might laugh today, but you will rue the day.
You will rule the day.
That's all I got to say.
You will rule the goddamn day that you messed with Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
Anyway, let me move on to another goddamn caller here.
We're supposed to be talking about Rick Perry.
All right, that's what I want to talk about.
He announced his candidacy this past Saturday here.
What do you got to say about it?
914, what do you think about Rick Perry?
Oh, God, Rainbow Dash.
Oh, God.
Oh, yes.
Give it to me, Remo.
Oh, God.
Right up the ass.
Everybody hear this here?
This is a brony here.
Of course, you heard the feminine vernacular he was sporting.
And on top of which, this man was stooping so low that he was simulating homosexual acts with a pony in hopes of getting some kind of a crack from his boyfriend that's sitting right next to him for Christ's sake.
No originality whatsoever.
It's horrible.
Horrible.
I mean, these bronies, I'm telling you, they got to be stopped.
All right, they must be stopped.
919, what's up?
What do you think about Rick Perry?
Hey, ghost, what's up?
How you doing?
I just want to know, do you think there's any resemblance?
Yeah, you sound too fruity to be on this broadcast.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
No more!
Let's get this straight.
Caller Interaction Chaos00:11:08
All right?
I don't want anybody who sounds like they popped out of the anal passage of Richard Simmons during a sweating to the oldies video.
Do you understand what I'm saying, engineer?
I don't want somebody that sounds like they like a couple of foreign objects in the pooper.
Do you understand?
Good shot.
We'll do it.
Jesus Christ.
We're supposed to be talking about Rick Perry.
I know that you idiots are laughing now, but you just wait.
You just wait till there's a damn Texan in the White House, you sorry sacks of crap.
You wait.
You just goddamn wait.
You idiots are sitting over there singing these goddamn welfare carols.
You know, playing with your Peter Popper, collecting disability because you got fibromyalgia, you know, collecting disability because my legs be hurting, baby.
My legs be hurting.
Jesus Christ.
111, what's going on?
You're on the air.
Hey, Ghost.
Aborted Fetus.
How you doing today?
What are you doing?
Nothing much.
I'm just sitting here watching your channel.
That is a horrible voice modulator, for Christ's sake.
I mean, did you write that yourself?
Did you write it yourself?
Did you write it yourself?
Are you kidding me?
This is horrible.
I mean, you can hear the digitization of your voice, for Christ's sake.
You understand what I'm saying?
And that ain't the aborted fetus.
Get that.
That's not him, for Christ's sake.
Get him off.
Hey, aborted fetus, if you're not going to call up, I'm going to call you up right now.
All right?
I'm going to call you up here in about seven minutes.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm not joking.
All right?
You sorry sack of crap.
Or better yet, I tell you what.
I will auction off access to your phone number like Facebook does other people's information.
You know what I'm saying?
That sounds better.
I will auction off the aborted fetus's phone number like Facebook auctioned off people's information.
They do it all the time.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, once you go on and give your information to Facebook, they're out there selling it to the highest bidder.
They're selling it to the highest bidder.
So let's go, hey, let's get some bids going on, huh?
Let's get some bids going on.
Come on now.
Give me this having Miss Handy 25 to me.
He has 45 over here.
Give me 75 to 0.
He has 35 minutes, 45, 75.
Oh, we got 35, 45, 30, ho.
75.
Hey, we got 1 battle over here.
We got 75 to there.
We got 35 over there.
We got 1,000 over there.
We got 0.
He got over 9,000 right now.
35 to 45.
We've been 75 to 30.
Anyway, we'll just see what I do.
We'll see what I'm in the mood for, for Christ's sake.
Right now, I'm talking about Rick Perry, all right?
Right now, I'm talking about Rick Perry, but later on, who knows?
Maybe throughout the broadcast, I will randomly give out numbers.
All right?
I will randomly give out numbers, and if you get it, you know, you get a cookie or something, all right?
All right, I'm going to just randomly do it.
So the first number: three.
All right, let's go ahead and let's go ahead and move on here.
All right, we got 405 on the horn.
What do you think about Rick Perry?
What's going on, ghosts?
How are you doing?
Not too bad, man.
You know, I've been counting down the minutes called fucking Rick Perry threw his hat in, dude.
I'm pretty excited for it.
I can't even understand you, you stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
I can't really even understand what you're saying, man.
Can you please articulate your words?
859, what's up?
Hey, man, I'll tell you what, I'll break your fucking fanger, boy.
Dr. Octagonabus.
Bah!
Fuck Rick Perry.
That was lame.
That was horribly lame.
I know you're trying to get lows, you know, probably trying to get some props on B, and now they're clowning you, probably, right?
586, radio, or radio graffiti.
Not radio anyway.
It's not radio graffiti yet.
God damn it.
I already want the show to end, for Christ's sake.
What do you think about Rick Perry, 586?
Jesus Christ.
I think you're a poop dick.
And that's it?
That's your sentence fragment for the evening?
Hey, 5863.
Are you there?
Yeah.
Is that all you got?
You better come up with something better than that, or I'm giving your number out right now.
Well, I disapprove what you were saying.
No, no, I want you to, you know, start saying something with a little bit more dramatic form.
I got your number right here.
I'm going to broadcast it to thousands of people.
You better start getting creative right now, boy.
Get creative.
What do you think of Sarah Palin?
Get creative, boy.
I'm telling you right now.
Look, I already know.
5863.
Do we want to continue?
Eight, do you want to continue?
What are you talking about?
I want you to get creative, boy.
Do a dance right now.
I want you to do a dance right now on the air in front of everybody.
I want to hear your feet stopping.
Do it, boy.
What are you talking about?
I want you to do a goddamn dance.
Do it now.
I'm giving your number out of the goddamn mirror right now, boy.
What are you talking about?
Do a goddamn dance.
I'm going to give you your number.
I'm not joking.
Everybody's going to dock your ass.
B-TARDs are going to send you all the ridiculous stunts that you know and love.
You better give me some dancing right now.
When?
Right now, you better stomp your feet on there.
You better do some for Lorico.
That's what I like.
I like some of that Mexican for Lorico dance.
All right?
Why?
Do it now.
When?
I want it right now.
I want to hear your feet stomp on the goddamn air.
I want you to hear it, and I want to hear it now.
When?
Right now, boy, or I'm going to give your number out.
I'm not joking, man.
But when?
Right now.
All right?
I'm not joking, you stupid milky liquor.
All right.
We already got two numbers out.
Do you want me to give the third one out?
What's a milky liquor?
Here, let me go ahead and give this number out.
Everybody want it, folks.
Everybody, who wants it?
I'm private messaging everybody who wants it.
Are you not going to dance?
I'm dancing.
You're not dancing.
I don't hear you dancing.
But I'm dancing.
Dance it.
Dance more, boy.
I want to hear some stomping of the feet.
I want to hear some four loricoat.
Do it.
But you can't hear it since I'm tapping.
Yeah, I want to hear some four loricoat now, you stupid bastard.
I've already copy-pasted right here.
I'm ready to post it on some goddamn people's private messages.
What do you want to do?
Why?
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
All right, well, then say you're sorry, boy.
Then say you're sorry right now.
Say you're sorry.
I will do no such thing.
Say you're sorry right now, 58638.
You want me to continue?
No.
Then say you're sorry right now.
I don't do that.
Say you're goddamn sorry, or I'm going to give this goddamn number out.
I'm not joking with your sorry sack of crap ass.
You think I'm bluffing?
Do you think I give a crap that you're going to get your feelings hurt?
Get your goddamn numbers out.
You call Frank calling me, boy.
You understand now?
Frank calling.
I'm trying to have a legitimate dance.
No, don't give me this mad sense.
You call up and you're trying to think that you're really great.
Oh, I'm really so great.
There's no reason to talk like a baby now.
Jesus Christ.
You just wait.
All right.
You've just been put on the damn list here.
You understand that, boy?
Do you know what that means?
What does that mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you just figure it out.
You understand that?
Maybe I'll call you.
Maybe I'll get.
Is this your house number?
Am I going to get your parents?
Because I'd love to talk to your mother.
This is a bank you're calling, sir.
Oh, it's a bank.
Well, I'll talk to the bank president and say that, you know, I'm going to give him a forward to this goddamn recording here and tell him what type of obnoxious, ridiculous nonsense that you're conducting right now.
That's great to know.
Now, you see, your mom is already telling you to get off the damn phone.
Won't you let me talk to her?
I hear her right there.
Let me talk to that bro.
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying that's great.
Let me talk to that mom in the background right now.
Let me talk to her right now, or I'm calling her.
Oh, he hung up.
Oh, come on.
He hung up.
Come on.
What happened there, huh?
What happened?
Come on.
What an idiot, for Christ's sake.
He just went into the day.
He's in the same list as the last asshole.
I'm telling you, I'm taking a list and I'm checking it twice.
You understand that?
I got a list and I'm checking it twice.
I kid you not.
Now, you notice that I don't do this when everybody, you know, on every number that calls up.
I don't want you to think that this is some kind of nefarious thing that I do, but I'm sick and tired of losers just calling up, giving me no originality whatsoever.
You understand that?
No originality whatsoever.
And I think that that, you know, boy, it needed to be, you know, ruffled to a certain extent to realize that you stupid loser piece of nonsense crap, you are not somebody that you can think.
I'm going to do this and I'm going to be anonymous.
Piece of garbage.
Let me call him.
Let's call him back.
Call him back.
Let's call this sorry sack of crap back.
That's what I, you know, you don't do that to ghost.
You just don't do it.
I'm just, I'm sorry.
You don't do it, and I don't appreciate it.
And, you know, we're going to see something.
We're going to do something about it.
That's what we're going to do.
Yeah, this is Shine here, and I'll leave a message.
Give me a friend.
Jesus.
Please record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press 1 for more options.
Hey, we're calling you back there, buddy.
You know, we heard your mammy, you know, trying to say, It's time for you to get off the phone.
I don't sit there all day and work my ass off so you can sit there like an asshole when you should be doing your chores.
So we're calling you back, Sean, because, I don't know, you thought that you were some kind of cute little b-tard when you literally got your ass handed to you because you don't know your ass from your elbow.
The next time you call up and make some prank calls, the least you could do is add to the stream of hilarious content that I provide instead of being a detriment and a void in the process that is my show.
Do you understand that there, my boy?
You know, I may call you back.
Stimulus Package Critique00:06:11
You know, we may talk some capitalist endeavors, all right?
But don't prank all my show again, asshole, unless you're going to come up with some kind of a personality.
Or put your mom on the phone.
She sounded like she's taking a few, if you know what I'm saying.
Anyway, I'm out of here, you stupid nigga.
Get him off, get him off, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Look, that idiot turned his phone off, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Give me a break.
Anyway, we're already three minutes into the True Capitalist Radio second hour.
The second hour of True Capitalist Radio.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Once again, we were talking about President, or not President, excuse me, we were talking about Rick Perry running for president.
Excuse me.
Getting a little ahead of myself there.
And unfortunately, we got sidetracked by these milky liquors.
You understand?
These milky liquors that are out here attempting to deviate the show into other subject matters and to agitate the show, so on and so forth.
All right?
But anyway, let me continue going.
Let's get to the next subject matter.
We were talking about Rick Perry announcing his candidacy this past Saturday.
I want to talk a little bit about Obama beginning his 2012 campaign for president.
And what does he do?
He goes out on the stump and bashes Congress.
Can you believe this?
He's bashing Congress as if it's Congress's fault that the American public sucks and the economy is going down the proverbial toilet.
Can you believe this, crap?
He's actually blaming Congress.
Blaming Congress.
You know, Mr. President, in 2008, when you were elected president, with all due respect, because to be honest with you, I've made a lot of money since you've been president, Mr. President.
So, I mean, I'm not really complaining in dramatic form, but I don't like contradictions, Mr. President.
I don't like contradictions.
And in 2008, you had control of the executive branch.
You had control of the Congress and the Senate.
And for you to sit here and make the assertion that it's the Congress's fault, with all due respect, it's your fault, Mr. President.
In 2008, when you were at the beginning of this economic crisis, instead of actually helping the economy with some kind of a legitimate idea, you decided to go out and allow everybody who donated to the campaign contribution accounts to all the liberal regime to raid the American tax system, Mr. President.
Do you remember that?
Do y'all remember Stimulus Package 2, for Christ's sake?
All right, I mean, why could do a Google search for all the waste that went out in Stimulus Package 2, to all the corporations that donated to the campaign contribution accounts of these liberals that were in power?
They had complete and total control of the government for two years after 2008.
And what did they do?
They just passed the Stimulus Package 2 bill, which cost the taxpayer $1 trillion.
$1 trillion is what Stimulus Package 2 costs the taxpayer.
And you know what's really unfortunate?
If the President would have just given every American citizen, everybody out here in the country, $100,000, if he would have cut a check to everybody for $100,000, it would have cost half. of the goddamn stimulus package 2 bill.
It would have cost half of the stimulus package 2 bill.
And it would have had a lot more positive effect on the economy.
But no.
Mr. Obama, which the change and yes, we can and all this garbage that he touted in 2008 didn't come through on that promise that he was going to bring change and utopia and so on and so forth.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, get that through your thick, get that through your thick heads for a second.
All right?
Get that through your thick heads.
If the president in 2008 and the so-called liberal regime that cares about the people, all right?
These people had complete and total control of the Congress, Senate, and the executive branch.
If they cared about the people so much, why didn't they just cut a check?
All right?
Cut a check for $100,000 to every American citizen, and it would have cost the taxpayers half of what stimulus package 2 costs.
I'll tell you why, folks.
Because you idiots out here in America are complete and utter morons.
Do you understand?
You're complete and utter morons, for lack of a better term.
I mean, the American public sucks.
You know, this is the same country where the government was made for the people and by the people.
But these people are sitting here, you know, playing with their pink willies, you know, more worried about the latest ass clown hopping around the American idol stage like he's got a goddamn hamster hanging out his asshole.
They're more worried about dancing with the stars and, you know, all this other nonsense, and they are worried about the sustainability of their own country, the fiscal responsibility of their so-called statesmen, their representatives that they elect for Christ's sake.
You know, I mean, they're more worried about my little bony, my little bony, my little bony.
They're more worried about that than they are worried about this country.
So once again, it makes no qualms with me.
I mean, it doesn't surprise me one bit that we see the type of nonsense that we have seen thus far, at least for the past 30 years.
And it's time for the true capitalists that are listening into the sound of my voice.
It's time for you to start raising up.
All right?
It's time for you to start recognizing your true authority in this position in society.
It is time for us, the capitalists, the individuals that fund government, that fund the sustenance of the bowels of society.
Texas Economic Prosperity00:03:31
It's time for us to assert our authority and say, hey, without us, there is no civilization.
Without us, there is no economic growth.
Without us, there is no civility, opportunity, so on and so forth.
So, you know, for these idiots to sit here and make the assertion that, oh, because I'm alive, I deserve to be fed.
I deserve to be clothed.
I deserve to be housed.
Shove it up your ass.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about President Obama.
I didn't mean to go off on that sidetrack.
Once again, President Obama bashes the Congress.
Are you going to vote for him?
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Got a lot of jackasses on Skype.
Let's take a couple.
Hopefully, they're not fruity-ass milky-looking jerk nuts.
We got Wild Goose.
What's going on, Wild Goose?
Hey, I wanted to talk about this video I actually linked you to on Twitter.
But it's talking about how Rick Perry actually spends $10,000 a month on his governor's mansion.
I just thought that was kind of interesting.
I don't know.
I'm not really using that just to defame him or whatever, but I definitely.
Well, you know, it kind of sounds like you just did there.
Come on.
I mean, you know, if you're going to take a shot, the least you can do is take a shot like you sound a pair.
You know, like you got a pair there, son.
Look, $10,000 for a governor's mansion is peanuts to what he has done for the state of Texas.
I mean, the state of Texas is the greatest state in the Union.
Have you read Forbes magazine?
I mean, the top five most economically prosperous cities in this country reside in Texas, baby.
All right?
So, you know, to sit here and make this assertion that, oh, he spends $10,000 on the governor's mansion, yeah, big deal.
Big deal.
All right?
I'm living lavish in Texas.
I'm making serious capital, making serious money for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me a break, man.
I mean, you know, if you take assumptions or you make certain criticisms towards one's policies, that's one thing.
But, you know, sit over here and say, well, he does spend $10,000, you know, on his mansion in the governor's mansion.
So what?
All right?
You know, big deal.
All right?
I mean, you know, I'm out here in Texas doing business.
I don't have state regulation.
I don't have state taxes.
Do you understand?
I mean, I don't have the state, you know, trying to shove itself down my throat with all kinds of bureaucratic nonsense, like in California, like in Illinois.
And both of those states are actually in complete and utter economic ruins.
Out here in Texas, it's economically prosperous, baby.
Economically prosperous.
And we've had Rick Perry as the executive of the state of Texas, and it's been great.
We need jobs in America.
Do you understand that?
When people have jobs, they become productive, they get integrity, and they start caring about where the hell they're going to spend their money.
They're not out here like these EBT card recipient, welfare food stamp jerk dicks that are out here thinking that it's their right or their duty to go out and I don't know, I mean just be burdens and moochers and useless eaters on society.
Obama State Comparison00:05:47
For Christ's sake, Jesus Christ.
Let me move on to another subject matter.
Well, hold on, let me see if anybody has anything to say about Obama.
91 I already called on that jerk 765.
What do you think about Obama?
Brave National President, you sound like a fruit bowl that's probably you know probing your anus with one of those, my little pony dolls 502.
What do you think about Obama?
Well, I think that Rick Perry turn, Turn down your radio before you call me there, Milky Licker.
267, what do you think about Obama?
Why are you such a dirty sweatpig?
Oh, my God.
I can tell by this poor broad, she's a little fat in the ass, for Christ's sake.
Is this why you're here there, sweetheart?
You're there because you're a little fatty and you got no other social outlet.
You got no guy to go out and buy you some things and that sort of thing.
No.
Hey, you know what?
It took you a little bit to answer there, honey.
I mean, come on, look.
I understand that you have to resort to B-tards to get your gratification for social acceptance.
But, you know, let's be honest there, 267.
All you have to be is an independent woman that is smart, intelligent, and enlightened.
Unfortunately, I can tell by the sentence fragment that you sputtered out of your suckhole that you have no intelligence whatsoever.
Am I wrong?
No, shut up.
You stink.
I kind of have to stink.
Yeah, exactly.
You probably stink.
I'm smelling the beef franks from over here there, fat ass.
I mean, look, Broad, if you're going to come over here and try to make, you know, insults, the least you could do is actually sound attractive.
You know what I'm saying?
Do you have a boyfriend?
You probably smell like ash.
No, do you have a boyfriend?
Answer the question.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
It took you a little bit.
Give me a break.
This stupid broad is the making of a bulldyke right now.
Am I right?
Do you got like short hair?
Do you got it like, you know, short above your shoulders?
Am I correct?
No, you're not at all.
Yeah, I'm right.
I'm right.
I'm yanking this fat chili up bulldy right out of the closet, baby.
Let me guess.
You've already been down on at least three or four months in your time.
Am I correct?
I'm going to tweet you.
Yeah, exactly.
Get him on.
Get off for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, look, you know, do we really need this nonsense?
I mean, come on.
It's bad enough that I have all these different sections of people calling me up, agitating my show for Christ's sake.
And now we've got, you know, fat broads sitting over here.
Not only are they fat broads, but it'd be a different story if she was a fat, smart broad.
I mean, look, women, with all due respect, if you're going to be fat, be smart, you know?
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, 937, you're on.
What do you think about Obama?
He's a nigger.
And that's it?
That's all you got to say?
And Obama is dangerous to society.
Hold on a second.
Wait a minute.
You just made a racial slur, and, you know, with all due respect, sir, I hear a little bit of an ethnic twang, and I think it's about time to play everybody's favorite game.
It's guest the minority.
That's right, folks.
I heard it, too.
I heard a little bit of an ethnic twang, dude.
This idea is going to sit here and try to make ethnic slurs towards one race when this man himself is ethnically ambiguous in his own right.
It's time for everybody's favorite game.
It's guess the minority.
Go ahead and put your guesses on the screen right now.
Go ahead.
Go ahead and turn off, engineer.
Now, 937, are you there?
Yes, I am.
All right.
Now, can you tell us, what is your favorite food?
Let me think.
No, no, don't lie.
When you have to think, you're lying your ass off, okay?
I mean, you see, it just goes to show you that you can't even lie right, 937.
So right off the bat, you're going to be a loser.
You're probably going to be a detriment.
You're probably going to be a moocher.
All right.
I mean, the first rule in life, you know, sound convincing.
You don't sound convincing.
All right.
So, okay, forget about the food.
All right.
Forget about the stupid food.
What's your favorite country?
China.
You see, it took you too long.
China.
Can you come up a little faster with the reactions there, Bob?
All right, come on.
You've got to be a little sharper.
You've got to act as if you're actually from this place, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Now, let me ask you another question.
All right.
Do you know any other languages?
Yes or no?
Nope.
Nope.
Are you a Mexican?
Oh, yeah.
I'm definitely.
Yeah, I knew it.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, I knew it.
I freaking love this game, man.
I freaking love this game.
I told you.
I told you.
I'm going to tell you, everybody who's sitting here calling me a racist, flapping your fat shadow-stained fingers on the keyboard in the chat room right now, talking garbage to me.
I never lose at this game.
Do you understand?
I never lose for Christ's sake.
I mean, let me take a drink to Mexicans for Christ's sake.
Cheers.
All right.
La Cuca Racha.
Cheers, everybody.
Cheers.
Let me take a sip of this.
Warren Buffett Analysis00:10:17
Oh, man.
Anyway, 937, so are you down with La Rosa and all that stuff?
No, man.
I jumped over the fence.
You jumped over the fence?
Yeah, I just ran right over the bottom.
So you're not down with La Rosa?
You're not kicking it with La Rosa and doing all those things that La Rossa do?
No, I'm in Texas, bro.
Yeah, well, just get this idiot out.
He can't even speak English, for Christ's sake.
Can you hear me?
I mean, I'm trying to ask him a question.
You know, this guy's answering me like I'm freaking Lamigra, you know?
You know, he's answering me like I'm freaking Lamigra.
I mean, don't you understand?
I'm the king of all Mexicans.
Didn't I announce that on the last show?
Huh?
I'm the king of all Mexicans, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me move on.
I'm sorry.
I know we're getting off keaster here.
Let me move on to another subject matter.
Obviously, nobody wants to talk about Obama.
Nobody cares about Obama.
Let me take one more call.
Maybe somebody will talk about Obama.
858, you there?
Yeah, you're taking too long, you idiot.
Get this idiot off the mic.
Let's go on to the next subject matter.
I want to talk a little bit about Warren Buffett.
All right.
I want to talk a little bit about Warren Buffett because the bottom line is that Warren Buffett made some statements in a recent article that kind of hit me in the breadbasket.
Now, I know that yours truly appreciates the investment style of Warren Buffett.
And I believe that Warren Buffett is an innovator as it relates to generating wealth strictly from the equities markets.
But I think he's getting a little long in the tooth.
I think he's getting a little long in the tooth, a little long-winded for Christ's sake.
I mean, we saw it with the David Sokol Lubersol incident, for Christ's sake.
And I think that we're seeing it here in his latest remarks about how, and I'm going to quote here, he told a magazine that Congress shouldn't, quote-unquote, coddle the rich.
And that's what he said, coddle the rich, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, this is coming from a guy who, you know, for lack of a better term, is kind of losing his marbles here at his old age.
I don't know if you folks are aware, but he basically gave all his money after he died to Bill Gates.
You know, I mean, I think y'all need to look that up for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, Warren Buffett is just getting a little bit long in the tooth.
You know, he's got this political romantic idea of, I don't know, NGOs being some kind of an authoritative authoritative body of sorts or something.
And that's where he's basically blowing all his cash.
You know?
And with all due respect, Mr. Buffett, sir, I appreciate your investment ideas and how you've made capital in the game.
But the bottom line is you're wrong on this one, son.
You're wrong on this one, Warren Buffett.
You're a little long on the tooth to be sitting over here saying that Congress is coddling the rich.
On the contrary, the top 1% pay like 50% of the goddamn taxes.
So I don't understand how the goddamn government is coddling the rich.
Can somebody explain that one to me?
Can somebody explain how when one of the 1% of the population, which are those that make, what is it, over 400,000, 500,000, whatever the hell it is, they're the ones paying 50% of the goddamn taxes.
It makes no goddamn sense.
I'm just saying.
You know?
And Warren Buffett, you're a little long on the tooth, my friend.
You may be a little prostate-infected and a little crusty, and you may have a little bit of a relaxed brain there, son.
You may have a little bit of a relaxed brain.
And in my personal opinion, I think that it's time for you to go onto the wayside, sir.
I mean, you don't need to be in business anymore.
You're a billionaire.
You know what I'm saying?
Go to like Tahiti.
Go to one of these South American places and have a Mai Tai and just go into oblivion, man.
Because, you know, with all due respect, all the insight that you give on a political sense is just ridiculous, Warren Buffett.
It's ridiculous.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about this?
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some Scott callers.
We got Thomas Lee.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
What do you think about this Warren Buffett scenario?
Who's Warren Buffett?
Yeah, well, you're an imbecile.
All right, that's why.
You're probably one of the rioters out there in the UK, just by the tell of your voice.
Christopher Reeves, what do you think about it?
God damn it, ghost.
Go off your damn radio show.
Yeah, here we go.
And Christopher Reeves, you still can't stand tall, can you, whenever you call into this show?
Jesus Christ.
We got Texas FTW.
I mean, is this a joke?
I mean, seriously, man, I'm capitalizing over here.
Do you understand?
I'm making capital.
I don't need to be in this broadcast at this point in time.
I don't need to be doing this broadcast.
But you see, look at you, idiots.
Look at you, morons.
Jesus Christ.
Let me move on.
Who else do we got?
702, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Oh, hello.
Hello.
What's your excuse?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, what's your excuse?
Well, I just came to this radio to give you a message.
Well, go ahead and peep it out of your suckhole.
What's the message?
I came.
We're very proud of you.
603, what up?
Hey, man.
I just want to know why that's a race tip.
Holy fuck.
What's the hell of this shit?
What did you say?
And you hang up.
You see, I mean, we can't even understand these idiots, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
The world, you know, it's the end of the world, is what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, please, you know, 2012 is the end.
You know, let's make it swift.
Let's make it quick, please.
I mean, it's enough, you know?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, obviously, nobody wants to talk about that long-the-tooth war in Buffett.
Let's go into another subject matter that should hit everybody near and dear to the heart.
And I'm talking about the UK Riots, baby.
All right?
Oh, yeah, you know what?
Do we have any shout-outs to give out, Engineer?
Let's get some shout-outs first.
Should we get out shout-outs?
Yeah, we'll give out some shout-outs right now.
All right.
Now, let me tell you something.
Right now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to give out shout-outs to everyone that retweets the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And, of course, the Twitter account is Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores, for Christ's sake.
So, everybody start retweeting the goddamn broadcast tweet on my Twitter account, all right?
Retweet it, baby, right there.
So, let's go ahead and see if anybody has done so already.
Anyone do it there, Engineer?
All right, we got Exara Hawks 1, Brony News in the place.
I'm not saying that.
Cosmo CB, what's going on?
Boy on Pluto, SP Lee 360 in the place.
British Brian, what's up, man?
We got, I'm not saying that either.
We got Pooh Tickler.
As opposed to Poop Tickler, we got Pooh Tickler.
We got Tavlik in the place, for Christ's sake.
Who else do we have?
Let's see.
Who else do we got, Engineer?
But we've got a couple more people that have been doing it.
Warthog117 in the place.
I'm Jay Didd.
Oh, I'm not going to say that ridiculous narrative.
Farn Swizzle.
We got Dane Goldberry, Issue 313.
I'm not going to say that.
Scotty Mate in the place.
And I'm not saying that either, you stupid Milky Lickers.
I mean, you know, some of you people are some real sick sons of bitches.
You know, I mean, seriously, some of you people are some real sick sons of bitches out here.
Do we have anybody else, Engineer, that's retweeting the goddamn broadcast up in here?
So obviously, there's not that many people retweeting that.
Oh, no, no, we got some more people.
We got some more people here.
We got T. Tot E1, okay?
We got Bronies for Life.
Oh, yeah, Bronies for Life.
I spit on Bronies.
I spit on goddamn Bronies.
We got Jeff Jefferson.
We've got, I'm not going to say that, H2O Derek E. What's up?
We've got, I'm not saying that either, Forex Capitalist in the place.
What's going on, Forex Capitalist?
We got Callan Yamato.
We got Poop Tickler Jr.
Poop Tickler Jr.?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, what are these names evolving to, for Christ's sake?
What are they evolving to?
Poop Tickler Jr.
Oh, Jesus.
Anybody else?
We got DJ thugging ass.
Mike Lowry say that.
I'm not saying that either.
These are disgusting sexual names.
Once again, here they go.
Here they come with the sexual deviant names, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we got Darian Cutler in the place.
We got Trolesta Molest.
Jesus Christ.
That's it.
I'm not doing any more of this.
I'm not.
I'm not doing any more shout-outs.
I'm not doing it.
I'm sorry.
I'm not doing it.
Neighborhood Safety Debate00:09:17
It's disgusting.
You people should be disgraced of yourselves, but you're not.
Let me take a sip of this goddamn Louis here because you people are pissing me the goddamn hell off for Crossing.
Good stuff, baby.
$60 sip right there.
Woo!
Oh, man, let's continue going, shall we?
All right.
We're talking about Warren Buffett.
I want to talk a little bit about Dave Cameron.
David Cameron responding to the UK riots by pledging that he is putting forth an all-out war against gang crime.
Can you believe this?
He is putting out an all-out war against gang crime in Europe.
And, you know, that seems to be a little bit in the totalitarian aspect.
But once again, something must be done because the people themselves are not making the initiative to clean up their streets.
Now, I have advocated this once before, and I will continue.
I will continue to advocate that if people want to take back their neighborhoods, they're going to have to go door to door and know everybody that's within their neighborhood.
They're going to have to get to know everybody and organize these people.
Have a barbecue.
You know, have them over for dinner.
You know, have them over for some punch.
I mean, whatever the case might be, and get to know these people and start talking about neighborhood protection.
And one of the things and one of the strategies that I have suggested is that individuals within neighborhoods should start walking the streets in groups of seven, eight, nine, ten, if possible, and start walking the streets of their neighborhood between the peak crime hours of 11 to about 4 a.m., 3:30 a.m.
And if they see anybody, anybody walking through their neighborhood that they don't know, that is obviously not a resident of their neighborhood, they should go up to them and question that particular individual and say, hey, what are you doing here?
You know, what the hell is your problem?
And if they give you any kind of resistance, if they try to sit here and try to get uppity and violent towards you, you are within your legal right to sit there and dispense disciplinary action with extreme prejudice.
All right?
And make sure that you subdue the perpetrator and make sure that he's in one of your lawns so that when the cops come along, you can basically tell the cop to do their job by saying, Hey, this person not only assaulted us, but he's also trespassing upon our property.
And we want to basically press full charges to the fullest extent of the law.
And so not only will this perpetrator that's attempting to implement some kind of nefarious act upon your neighborhood going to get dispensed disciplinary action, but he's going to jail.
And until neighborhoods, not only in America, but throughout the world, start looking at their neighborhoods in this fashion, you are going to continue to see the type of lawlessness.
You're going to continue to see the type of disgusting, ridiculous crime that we have come to accept as a civilized society.
And in my personal opinion, I don't think that we need to accept that kind of crime.
I think that us as law-abiding citizens and as taxpayers, as individuals who contribute to the governing body that is the supposed authority over a geopolitical area, we are within our moral and legal right to protect our privacy, and protect our property, privacy and property.
And in my personal opinion, I don't see anything wrong with neighborhoods getting together, walking the streets between peak crime hours, like I said, between 11 and 4 a.m., 11 p.m., 4 a.m.
All right?
And I don't see anything wrong with going up to anybody that you don't recognize as a member of your neighborhood and questioning their motives for being in your neighborhood.
And I guarantee you, if any one of these idiots decides that they are going to get uppity, you can dispense disciplinary action with extreme prejudice and, you know, whatever that entails.
And if that entails, you know, being physical to the point of subduing this man, well, by God, you are going to do so while at the same time throwing him in jail and throwing a message to all the other hoodlums out there and to all the other lowlifes that your neighborhood is not a neighborhood you can come in and just commit crime on or even pass through with your stupid backpacks scoping for prospect burglaries.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, that's what I'm advocating.
I think that law-abiding citizens need to do this.
I've already gotten a couple of emails from people that are actually going and taking the steps to do this.
They're actually going door to door.
They're actually getting together with their neighbors.
They're actually going out there and suggesting some crime prevention type of patrolling out here.
And I'm applauding it.
I'm advocating it.
I'm suggesting it.
It's the only way that we are going to be able to take our country back.
It's the only way.
It's the only way.
And let me tell you, the more that regular everyday citizens start fighting back against the filth that basically plagues the criminality of our society, then we're going to continue to see this type of disgusting embracing of loserdom that we've come to know and love.
So I am suggesting to all law-abiding citizens, you are within your right to go out there and patrol your goddamn neighborhoods.
Make sure there's at least about, you know, five, six, seven, eight, nine of you.
And let me tell you, whatever happens, you know, if this idiot gets a little uppity, if he gets a little uppity and you have to dispense some hardcore disciplinary action into subduing this man into potential medical possible medical, let me just rephrase my words before I start sounding a little bit like Charles Bronson here.
All right.
Because I'm not necessarily advocating vigilante justice, but I am advocating that if anybody's going to come into your neighborhood and mouth off and try to talk garbage and try to come at you and you dispense disciplinary measures that tend to be a little excessive, well, all everybody in your group has to do is stick to the same story, and the cop is going to be forced to not only prosecute the perpetrator that was in your neighborhood,
but they're going to prosecute him for assault on the group and trespassing into somebody's lawn.
And this is what we need to do.
We need to start busting heads out here as far as I'm concerned.
Law-abiding citizens can no longer stand by and watch what happened in goddamn UK happen anywhere else.
These losers start getting uppity again.
We need to start taking necessary precautions to defend our property, to defend our families, and to protect ourselves.
And that's what I'm advocating as far as I'm concerned.
And Dave Cameron, I know he can sit here and try to talk about pledging an all-out war against crime, but the bottom line is that the only way crime is going to go down is if the criminals find it too risky to commit crime.
When they find it too risky to commit crime, and it could potentially not only just throw them in jail, but cause them some physical damage, they're going to stop, for Christ's sake.
They're going to stop.
So that's what I'm suggesting throughout the world.
Everybody that's in their neighborhood, start to get to know your neighbors.
Start to get to know who's in your neighborhood, so on and so forth, and prevent these goddamn criminals from coming in and ruining the sanctity of the safety of your goddamn neighborhood, for Christ's sake.
Make your neighborhoods safe enough for your children to play in once again.
Make your neighborhoods safe enough so that you know for a fact that these criminals are going to take necessary precautions to go around your neighborhood to get from point A to point B. That's what I'm talking about, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's take some calls.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some callers here.
We got 410.
What's up?
What do you think about Dave Cameron's pledge on crime, gang crime?
What do you think about it?
You're just playing with your Peter Popper once again.
Is this all we're going to have?
People playing with their Peter Poppers?
This is a serious subject matter, for Christ's sake.
I mean, the losers of the world are jeopardizing the civility of America, of westernized nations.
They're jeopardizing the civility of modernity, for Christ's sake.
This is a serious subject matter that needs to be discussed.
859, what do you think about this crap?
What are you going to do to protect your neighborhood?
Crime Pledge Reaction00:05:44
What do you?
I've already done necessary precautions to protect my neighborhood.
They're 859.
All right, don't worry about me.
All right?
Don't you worry about me.
Any of these idiots try to get uppity around me, I'm going to dispense justice with extreme prejudice.
So don't even worry about what the hell are you going to do?
I'm going to fucking blow their ass away with a 357.
And you're going to blow them away with a 357 with that fruity ass voice for Christ's sake.
Are you sure the gun's not going to cock back and hit you in your cocksucker?
You're a cocksucker.
That's what I said, huh?
Get this stupid loser.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
408, what's up?
You're on the horn.
408, you there?
Hey, guys, KMA.
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, I'd just like to know what maybe tastes like your apple.
I'd like to get it out one time.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Some San Francisco fruit bowl, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you know, please, you know, get him off the line for Christ's sake.
Get him off the line.
I mean, he already sounded like half sick.
Did you hear that fruity bastard?
You know, he sounded like he had a clogged up nose for Christ's sake.
You know, it sounded a little like he's got these.
I'm just saying.
Who else do we got going on here?
229, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Yeah, you're just not saying anything either.
A bunch of milky-looking, no-saying, nothing, mumbling, stumbling old jerk dicks.
Jesus Christ.
954, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Hey, there you can.
Here we go.
Yeah, we can hear you.
I got a quick question for you.
Do you like bananas?
I got some bananas here in my banana bag.
Is that because you sound like an ethnic minority, or is that just somehow just a great bit coincidence?
Oh, don't hang up.
Oh, hey, hung up.
Don't hang up.
Oh, come on.
I was going to ask you if you just got off a banana boat for Christ's sake.
And you hung up.
Come on.
Anyway, 405, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Hey, baby, I used my food stands to support my swing problem, baby.
You sound like a cracker-ass cracker trying to be black for Christ's sake.
Can you crackers really, you know, if you're gonna be black, if you're gonna try to be black, why don't you be convincing for Christ's sake?
I mean, you sound like some trailer park cheese whiz guzzling redneck that's probably waiting for the last 20 minutes so you can go watch an old episode of He-Haw for Christ's sake, and you're trying to sound black.
You don't sound black, cracker.
You understand that, Cracker?
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, exactly.
You see, you don't even know what the hell to say for yourself.
I mean, once again, if you are going to act black, at least sound black.
You know what I mean?
At least be like, Hey, baby, what's up?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm chilling like an insane villain, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Geez.
Call me Tyrone, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Growing up in the hood, baby.
Flipping the split, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
You understand?
I mean, at least act black.
You know what I mean?
At least act like, yeah, baby, you're not understanding, baby.
My kids, baby.
I'm going out riding because of my kids, baby.
I'm causing chaos.
I'm causing disorder, baby, because of my kids, baby.
My kids.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
We were talking a little bit about Dave Cameron's all-out war against gang crime, and I applaud him.
I applaud him for doing so, but I think that there needs to be some sort of initiation with the people that they themselves have to go out and clean up their own streets.
It's time for the people, the law-abiding citizens, the capitalists, the taxpayers, to go door to door and start organizing neighborhood crime watches.
Like I said, go in groups and start walking your neighborhood streets from the peak crime hours of 11 to 3 or 4 a.m. for Christ's sake.
And if anybody's in your neighborhood that you don't know, go out there and check their ass.
Go out there and check their ass.
And if they flex nuts, dispense disciplinary action upon these idiots.
And then once they're down on the floor bleeding, put them in one of your lawns and say, Mr. Officer, he attacked us.
Make sure everybody else says the same thing.
And not to mention that he trespassed on my property.
And I want to press charges to the fullest extent of the law.
And let me tell you something right now.
None of them criminals are going to want to go out there and start flexing nuts in your neighborhood.
I guarantee you.
I guarantee you.
So, Dave Cameron, if you want a true war on gang crime, it's time for the law-abiding citizens to get together and start kicking some goddamn ass, if you want my personal opinion.
That's my opinion.
It's my opinion.
Opinions are like assholes.
Everybody's got one.
So I'm just saying.
786, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
You see, another person that's got their hand up for Christ's sake ain't saying a goddamn thing.
Trespassing Charges Discussed00:06:05
808, what's up?
You're on the horn.
How did you get it?
What?
What?
How did you get it?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Some idiot thinking that he's, you know, I don't know, straight off the Orient or something.
What do you are you trying to pretend that you're from like the Orient or something?
Huh?
Yeah, Buck.
Buck on it.
Yeah, you don't even know what you're saying for Christ's sake.
It's hard enough for you to catch your breath.
Are you okay, son?
I mean, it sounds hard for you to breathe, huh?
Is it kind of hard for you to breathe now?
I'm okay.
You okay?
Yeah, it sounds hard for you to breathe now.
Gotta get this idea.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
603, you're on the horn.
I don't want to hear it.
651, what's going on?
I don't.
I am.
You're a diselect bananas.
Yeah, you're a banana.
Shut up with these ridiculous recordings.
Just, you know, putting these recordings overemphasizes the lack of personality that you have.
I mean, you know, just to think, all you no-personality-having, fat, jelly-ass, four-eyed, freckle-faced losers that, you know, are pissed off because nobody wants to whack your wiener, you're going to remember.
You're going to remember these days in the future when you're recollecting upon your youth and recollecting on the things that I say.
And when all the things that I say not only come to pass, which have come to pass, but when they become pertinent in your life and you realize that everything that I said to you, that you being some no-personality-having recording-playing loser is going to accomplish nothing but have you become a detriment upon society, nothing more than a useless eater, a moocher.
I hope then you realize and say, man, I wish I just would have listened to Ghost, and I wish I would have just listened to his economic advice.
I wish I would have been a capitalist for Christ's sake and not been some stupid jerk dick who tickled my dingleberry-ridden anal passage to a bunch of new fags calling up and sputtering up sentence fragments on his show, actually thinking in their feeble minds that they're accomplishing something for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's just disgusting, is what it is.
It's just horrible.
It's just unbelievably disgusting.
You know, I don't even know why I do this broadcast, man, because let me tell you, I know that there's a lot of people who listen to the broadcast.
I know that I'm popular around the internets and all this other crap, but you know, all the money that I generate from this ridiculous show is buttkus, man.
It's like peanuts.
You know, it's not even tip money, you know?
It's not even tip money for Christ's sake.
So, you know, to sit over here and continue to take this ridiculous, amateurish, disgusting banter that I continue to take from these mindless morons is pretty much unwarranted.
And whenever I take a day off and I get a bunch of tweets and I get a bunch of messages from people saying, oh, how can you take the day off?
I can't believe it.
You know, I end up feeling a little bit of glee.
You know, I feel a little bit of glee in the fact that these pathetically anal losers that are out here, you know, sitting here flapping their fat Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard, you know, these people that are talking garbage to me right now, if I'm not on the air, these idiots have no significant, have nothing to do.
They'll be playing their stupid video games and talking trash on the stupid headset programs for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it's just horrible.
You know what I mean?
It's just unbelievably disgraceful.
But this is the country we have built for Christ's sake.
And not only should we be blaming these disgusting, despicable, mindless youth, we should actually be going out and putting in jail a couple of these parents.
You know what I'm saying?
We need to be going out and putting in jail a couple of these parents that shitted out some of these wastes of human life that are going to be a detriment to our society.
And you know they're going to be a detriment.
I mean, listen to when they call the broadcast.
Listen to the sentence fragments, the lack of creativity, the lack of personality.
You know as well as I they're going to be a detriment on our society.
And who brought these disgusting, feeble souls into this realm that we call earth?
Nothing more than their disgusting, despicable parents.
And, you know, as far as I'm concerned, I mean, that's why I feel no compassion whatsoever for anybody who's trying to piss and moan that, oh, well, I'm Poe in America.
Oh, I'm Poe.
It's not fair.
I'm Poe.
That's not fair.
I've lost my house.
I have no compassion for anybody in America who's claiming that they're having any kind of bad times whatsoever.
None.
You want to know why?
Because the so-called Poe in America are fat in the ass, first of all.
Secondly, the amount of opportunity that is abundant throughout the United States of America is plentiful, for Christ's sake.
But it's you, losers.
It's you, disgusting, pathetic waste of human life that refuse to take the personal initiative.
You refuse to have any kind of ambition whatsoever to go out and make something of yourselves.
And then we've got asshole bureaucrats that exploit the misdirected empathy towards these so-called Poe people in America and utilize that to infuriate their political success because, oh, I'm a man.
I'm a woman of the people.
What, these assholes?
Capitalism Or Death00:04:03
Great.
Anyway, I'm going to take a break.
I'm taking a freaking break.
You know what?
I'm going to play some capitalist music up in here.
Hey, engineer, play the true capitalist radio song for Christ's sake.
You got that?
Play it for these idiots, for Christ's sake.
And I don't know if I will come back.
They'll be lucky if I come back.
These idiots will be lucky if I even grace them with my presence once more, these freaky-looking, fuzzy little foreign bastards.
Put on the music, engineer.
Got it.
Because, you know, I got to get some more beer, first of all.
And secondly, we got to get ready for radio graffiti.
So go ahead and throw on a song, engineer.
Back single mom with the best of children waiting in line for a welfare check.
Hey, I've got a plan.
Like a real man I've only got forgotten to live in the hood.
I'm all the fucking gangsters get round easily.
I scold every black in the city.
Join the true Capitol's army.
The same as who won't say.
He's a melting butter friendship, don't you know?
If you're a serious dude and you want capital, then by the stock and drink blue label, it's a slack.
The goofy bone box is dying.
It's cool, right?
I hope we get some good cool.
Cause most of the coolers are for me, Babs World.
Now ain't that a bitch?
I wanted to discuss with you the Green Grid.
Join the true Catholic army, the same as who freaks my head.
But the engineer is clearly ain't fight.
The radio will be what you do this archbook.
The cookie bone box is more hip-hop standing on the corner who will be mugged.
Anyone at all?
Hey, I've got a plan.
Go and get a job just like a real man.
I mean, this is America.
This is America.
This is a goddammit!
Listening to
Ghost.
True Capitalist Radio.
There you go, man.
That was a song made by Electric Fence Studios.
Of course, fans of the broadcast, that song was inspired by the broadcast.
I want to thank them for making it, for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you something right now.
The bottom line is: it's capitalism or death, and everybody needs to get that through their thick goddamn heads.
Now, we're running out of time here, so let me get through the other parts of the broadcast, and then we're going to go on to the final portion of the broadcast that most of these finger spankers are probably here to listen to.
That's radio graffiti.
So let's go ahead and get to the other part.
International Violence Context00:02:32
We've had a wave of violence in Iraq here.
For all the folks that are unfamiliar with what's happening in that part of the world, 70 people killed.
And from what I understand, the numbers are climbing.
70 people killed as a wave of violence sweeps through Iraq, for Christ's sake.
And of course, the reason that you're seeing this is because that fat bastard Al Sadr that we should have killed five, six years ago is starting to flex nuts out here and utilize the fact that Barack Obama cut and ran.
He cut and ran on Iraq, and as a result, the whole goddamn country is going into complete and utter disorder.
And Iran could possibly come in and influence the Iraqi society.
It could be a whole utter mess out there.
And it's really, really disgusting.
I can't believe that we've got this type of violence amongst a whole other array of violence throughout the international community.
The more and more 2012 approaches, it seems to me like, man, you know, maybe some serious nonsense is going to happen.
If it does, I hope it comes soon enough.
Anyway, once again, 70 people dead out there in sporadic violence throughout Iraq.
In my personal opinion, it's that fat, ridiculous cleric bastard Al Sadr.
I mean, this is what I don't understand about so-called religious theocratic leaders, right?
This is what I don't really understand.
You've got some fat bastard who's supposed to be a Muslim.
And Muslims, of course, are just much like fanatical Christians.
They believe the body is the temple.
You're not supposed to be drinking.
You're not supposed to be a fat ass.
You're not supposed to be gluttonous, so on and so forth.
So what I don't understand is how can Al Sadr be a fat in the ass double-chin cleric and still be considered anything credible amidst the Islamic community.
Can somebody explain that to me?
I mean, you know, I'm just, how can Al-Sadr be put in any kind of a legitimate fashion in the Iraqi, I believe he's a Shiite, in the Iraqi Shiite community.
I mean, can anybody explain this to me?
Huh?
You're a fat bastard.
I mean, you're contradicting your own theocracy, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, what else do we got on the agenda?
Al-Sadr Contradiction00:10:07
All right.
Oh, yeah.
B Bashar al-Assad is starting to kill more and more of his own people.
For all the folks that are unfamiliar with this scenario, I've been hollering about it since February, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
And of course, he continues to kill his own people because they are trying to peacefully protest against his totalitarian rule.
And, you know, because the people don't want him to basically totalitar rule over them, he's going to kill them.
And he's been killing them.
Over 2,000, 3,000 people dead ever since the uprising of the people out there in Syria.
And this guy, Bashar al-Assad, this ass clown who insists upon killing his people so he can sustain power, is not only killing his own people, but he's killing the troops that refuse to kill the people.
You know what I'm saying?
So give me a damn break.
All right?
Anyway, let me move on to another subject matter.
We're trying to get through all these subjects because we want to get on to other subject matters that I may want to describe and I want to discuss.
So that's what we're doing at this point in time, folks.
And for all you idiots that are sitting here talking garbage to me in the chat room here, I'm looking at you, sorry sacks of crap.
I'm looking at you, sorry sacks of crap.
You idiots are lucky we're not in a goddamn barroom because I would give you all a swift kick to the balls and a punch to the face, you stupid, milky-looking pieces of garbage.
You understand that?
I would stick this goddamn cowboy boot so far up your ass, you'd be shitting snakeskin for the next 25 years of your goddamn life, all you stupid text chat warriors in here talking garbage to me.
You understand?
This right here, this little episode of you idiots talking garbage to me in the chat room is the only scenario where this is possible without you getting, you know, dispensed some disciplinary action on yourselves.
And that's all I'm saying, all right?
That's all I'm saying.
I would kick the living bee Jesus out of you.
You understand that it ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
You idiots know this, right?
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
And that's all there is to it.
Anyway, we are in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything, folks, please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
It's spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
All right?
Now, before we get into anything, do we have any shout-outs, Engineer?
Do we have any shout-outs to give?
All right, we got a couple of shout-outs to give.
And, of course, if you want a shout-out, all you have to do is retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And if you don't know what the Twitter name is, well, by God, what the hell have you been doing?
Follow me on Twitter right now.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All right, and make sure to retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account right there.
All right?
Now, let's go ahead and say some shout-outs to people that are retweeting the first tweet.
We've got, well, these are the same assholes.
Is there anybody retweeting this crap?
Nobody's even retweeting, for Christ's sake.
Hey, engineer, is anybody retweeting?
No, no.
All right, we got a couple of idiots retweeting up here.
It's the same schmucks.
Anyway, we got McCap, 1993.
We got some idiot named Poop Tickler Sr. now.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We've just ran through the generation of poop ticklers, haven't we, huh?
We've got Poop Tickler Jr., Poop Tickler, and now we've got Poop Tickler Sr.
Huh?
Yeah, very funny, huh?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
We got Trexmaster 45.
We got Mega Magic Power.
We've got some asshole named The Whore Master.
Are you kidding me?
The Hormaster?
I mean, give me a break with these sick-ass names for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yes, I am the whore master.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anybody else?
Is there anybody else, Engineer?
This is just getting ridiculous and sick and pathetic.
Is there anybody else?
I'm just going to say a few more, and that's it, all right?
Anyway, we got Landon Manning.
What's going on?
We've got Bud Very of these ears.
We've got Preston 09, some pretty bastard that continues to be some, for lack of a better term, bedwedding liberal.
Wild Goose 1988, I'm not going to say that.
We got the Foot Job Kid.
All right?
The Foot Job.
The Foot Job Kid?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I can't make this stuff up, folks.
These are real, actual names that are retweeting the damn first tweet on my Twitter account.
And of course, you know, the reason I'm saying them is because they're actually doing it.
And if they're doing it, well, by God, you know, you got to tweet them.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to say what they got to say.
What's going on to Cosmo CB?
We got T-Tot Poop Tickler Jr. again.
Oh, that's great.
And we got Miss Poop Tickler now.
Miss Poop Tickler.
This is becoming a real freaking joke, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Movie of Poop Tickler.
Poop Tickler Jr.
Poop Tickler.
Now we got freaking Miss Poop Tickler.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sick.
I'm sick, for Christ's sake, man.
I come up on...
I don't even know...
Damn it, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I don't know what else to do for Christ's sake.
I mean, I shouldn't even be doing this broadcast.
I shouldn't even be gracing my presence for these idiots, these cyber vermin.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not joking, man.
Don't push me, you idiots, all right?
All you idiots are on the lead ghost, Diggy.
Don't you idiots push me!
Don't you goddamn push me, for Christ's sake, you ridiculous cyber hooligans!
You cyber vermin!
You scum!
You bowels of civil society!
Don't you goddamn push me, you sorry sack of crap.
Don't you dare push me, goddammit.
I mean, I.
I mean, I'm jaded for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm depressed.
I come in here every day, every day, every...
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I feel pretty much like My heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my god.
Let me calm down.
I'm not gonna let these sorry sacks of crap get to me anymore.
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna let these sorry sacks of crap put me down to their level.
I'm not gonna let me do it.
I'm not gonna let them do it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Give me the mic.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Give me the mic.
Give me the goddamn mic.
I shouldn't even have to be doing this show for you ungrateful people.
Don't you understand that?
I'm shooting burrows.
I'm giving you idiots millions of dollars of advice.
I don't even have to be doing this crap.
I don't even have to be doing this crap for Christ's sake.
I don't even need to be doing this crap.
Jesus Christ.
But I'm not going to let you idiots win.
Don't you understand that?
You freaking bronies, you freaking fruity imbeciles, you bulldykes, you liberals.
I'm not going to let you do it.
I'm going to continue spreading the capitalist their fervor throughout the world.
I'm going to continue doing it.
I'm going to continue doing it.
And I'm going to shove it in your faces.
And I'm going to make you eat.
Government Soul Theft00:08:25
Eeeeee!
Jesus Christ!
I'm just, I'm tired, engineer.
I'm tired, for Christ's sake.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
My heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit.
in the cockpit.
And I deserve the respect accorded that title.
It's appropriate.
Give me that.
You idiots understand the government wants your soul?
They want your soul, and you're giving it to them voluntarily.
You're sitting there begging for a loaf of bread from Big Brother.
You're giving your soul, these idiots.
The government wants your soul, and you people are just willingly giving it to them.
It's the government, stupid!
This over-expanding bureaucracy don't you idiots understand the government wants your soul.
Don't you understand that, you stupid imbecilic nipple-clamp-loving butt-plug-up the ass-looking oval teen enema having pieces of chicken-eating cornboy crap?
Goddamn government wants your soul!
Don't you understand that?
The government wants your soul!
Don't you understand they want your soul!
We want these sick brother government!
See your soul!
For you to give me a simpleness and man my old friends!
Your cash, your house, your phone.
We want your soul!
Your house, your phone!
Your health!
Your cash, your house, your phone.
We want your gold!
Your cash, your house, your soul!
We want your soul!
Your cash, your house, get sold!
We'll be right back.
True Capitalist Radio.
There you go.
That's a little bit of Tyler Critchen.
Tyler Critchkin with a little bit of we want your soul and basically stipulating in the damn song that that is exactly what these damn governments want from you.
The ever-expanding bureaucratic mechanism of the government machine wants your soul.
All right?
Tyler Critchen Song Play00:15:09
So anyway, you know, it's getting down to the point where we got 15 minutes until the half point of the last hour of the True Capitalist Radio show.
And believe it or not, I actually want to get the hell out of here.
Actually, you know, it's Monday.
You know, there's all kinds of specials going all over the town here for bottles.
And I want to live lavish.
I'm making a lot of money out here.
So I'm going to go ahead and get to the part of the program that everybody loves and everybody comes in here for, and everybody, you know, spanks their meat to.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti.
And let me tell you, before we get into Radio Graffiti, let's give a couple of more shout-outs to anybody who's retweeting the first tweet on my Twitter account.
And of course, the tweet is the Twitter name to tweet at is Ghost Politics.
All right, all one word, no underscores, Ghost Politics.
Retweet the first tweet on my Twitter account, and I will give you a goddamn shout-out.
Do we got any more shout-outs to give out, engineer?
Well, according to the engineer, there's not enough people tweeting or retweeting the first tweet there, so god damn it, what are you doing?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Go out there and retweet the broadcast.
Retweet the first tweet, for Christ's sake.
Who do we got here?
The regular Poop Tickler now.
We got some asshole who named themselves Ghost is Celestia.
Give me a freaking break.
DJ Thuggin'ass.
We got Dr. Poop Tickler.
Now, Dr. Poop Tickler.
And he's got a golden toilet as his avatar.
How convenient.
How quaint.
How quaint?
This is just a big joke to these jerk dicks.
Miss Poop Tickler.
Poop Tickler Junior.
If they can see us all in the hand, isn't it?
Wow. Wow.
Oh, now we got Uncle Poop Tickler.
Great.
Uncle Poop Tickler.
Jesus Christ.
We got some idiot named spending my EBT.
I go shove it up your ass.
We got Mauers in the place.
We got Philip Krangle.
We've got.
I'm not going to say that.
We got.
I'm not going to say that either.
I'm not going to say any of that.
These are all sexually explicit, disgusting, despicable names.
And I refuse to sit here and say any of these goddamn shout-outs.
I mean, I don't understand how you people can sleep at night.
How you people can kiss your mother with the type of mouths that you people are sitting here spewing forth, specifically in these damn shout-outs.
And then when I take your goddamn call, for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at these names for Christ's sake.
The Foot Job Kid.
You know, I mean, give me a freaking break.
I mean, look at that.
Look at it.
A-P-U-Tika.
You know, Poop Thickler.
Poop Thickler now.
It's Poop Thickler.
We got Brenton Roy.
We got some idiot named Brutal Ass Master.
Great.
We got some idiot before that tweeted me calling himself the whore master.
Now we got some idiot calling himself the brutal ass master.
I mean, do you understand what I got to put up with, folks?
This is the kind of crap I got to put up with, for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm not.
I'm not going to say any more of these disgusting names.
Screw it.
We're just going to go right into radio graffiti.
I'm not doing this any longer, for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you, I'll stop the broadcast whenever I feel like stopping the broadcast.
You people have pissed me off today.
You understand that?
You people have pissed me off today.
You're lucky that I'm still doing this crap.
You understand that?
What's up to kill all bronies?
All right, what's going on to that guy?
You understand it?
You people have pissed me off today.
And let me tell you, you're lucky that I'm even going in to any kind of radio graffiti at this point in time, you stupid Milky Lickers.
Anyway, let's start with these Skype jerk asses.
Pivot idiot, radio graffiti.
Now, you're taking too long, you stupid moron.
Hyperstick, radio graffiti.
What's up?
Shout out to Zeki and Ignorah Hawks.
Discard Skype, radio graffiti.
I mean, first and foremost, I'm a socialist, all right?
I deserve the respect accorded that dog.
You stupid pieces of splicing crap.
You idiots.
I'm not joking.
You think that I'm a big joke when it comes to this?
You assholes, wait.
You assholes wait till I take punitive damages out of your ass.
You ain't going to be laughing then, all right?
You have been forewarned, all right?
You ants ain't going to be laughing then, huh?
I didn't know.
You know, and Who else we got?
We got Note Party, Radio Graffiti.
I think you really need to learn about the magic of friendship.
I think you need to take, you know, the whatever little foreign object you're probing in your anal passage and let your nuts hang and start growing a little bit of bass in your voice there, you over-feminized fruit bowl.
817, what's up, radio graffiti?
You're taking too long.
What are you calling me from?
The jail sale or something?
616 Radio Graffiti.
It's lame.
317, what's up, radio graffiti?
You're not racist.
I know I'm not racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, for Christ's sake.
There's radio.
916, radio graffiti.
Yeah, you're taking too long.
786, radio graffiti.
Well, you're taking too long.
Dunlop, radio graffiti.
Oh, yeah!
I mean, my personal looking is a good piece of.
Ah, you sorry, sack of crap.
Look, I'm telling you right now, you idiots, keep on with these splicing jobs.
You keep up with this crap.
I'm telling you, I'm ending the broadcast.
I'm here to go again, Sue.
You keep up with this crap.
That's not me.
That's not what I said, you idiots.
You're rearranging the audio file to suit some garbage, and I don't appreciate it.
478, radio graffiti.
Yeah, baby, capitalistarmy.com, headquarters of the ghetto capitalist revolution.
Oh, shove it up, your ass.
417, radio graffiti.
You're a kite nigger.
Oh, yeah?
Yes.
You're proud of yourself with that?
Yes.
Yeah?
Yes.
I told you yes, you fucking nigger.
Yeah?
417-8338.
You want to continue?
No.
Oh, no.
Oh, what happened?
You were talking garbage.
You were flexing nuts all of a sudden.
Now all of a sudden you don't want to die.
Oh, how sad.
What's wrong, Fruit Bowl?
What's happened with you flexing nuts for Christ's sake, huh?
Come on, I bet you there's some black people who like to give you a call and give you their perspective on friendship, huh, Brony?
Come on.
You want me to give you just allow me to give you the number out?
Come on, you get a lot of calls.
Maybe it's some boyfriends.
They're your slave.
Huh?
Niggers aren't your personal army.
They couldn't give a fuck if I say nigger.
Oh, yeah, they didn't care.
So I can just go ahead and give out your number then?
No, you fucking idiot.
No, I can go ahead and give out your number.
Area code 417-833.
We can continue going?
No.
No, no.
You don't want me to do it?
Why don't you want me to do it?
Why don't you want me to do it?
Why do you want me to do it?
I want people to call me.
Oh, you don't want people to call you, but yet you can call and say, hey, look at me, I'm a racist bastard, and I'm going to hide behind the anonymity of being some racist prick.
Huh?
Is that what you're going to do?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Well, you know what?
Too late.
I'm going to forward your number to the Black Panther Party and say, you don't give a fuck.
Huh?
They don't care about it.
I'm a national socialist.
We have the same goals.
Yeah, give me a freaking break.
You're some fruity bastard that gets backpedaling for Christ's sake.
I'm going to say your number right now since you're so down for yours, all right?
All right?
No.
No, no, come on, man.
You know, flex nuts.
You said you're down for yours.
Come on, let's just do it.
Go ahead and give out your number right now.
Go ahead and give me the permission.
I'll go ahead and everybody out there will see how down you are for yours.
No.
No, why not?
Why don't you give me your wife's number?
No, I tell you what.
I tell you what.
I'll leave it to the people.
All right?
I'll leave it to the people.
How many people in this chat room right now want this guy's phone number?
Give me, you know, a whole bunch of ones on the screen for Christ's sake.
All right.
Are you looking at your screen there, 417?
Are you looking at it?
By any chance?
Are you there, boy?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You're not even.
You're just sitting there playing with your goddamn Peter Popper for Christ's sake.
But do you see what I have to put up with, folks?
I mean, do you all see this crap?
I mean, this is what I'm saying, man.
You see what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, a bunch of wannabes, a bunch of jerk dicks, you know, that think that they're proving something.
They can call up and, oh, look at me.
I'm going to be a little bit of a racist-bisted.
And then, you know, I can sit here behind a little bit of a phone line and no one will be able to catch me.
Stupid morons.
You just went on the list there, boy.
You understand?
We got a whole bunch of people on the list for Christ's sake.
You understand that?
I don't understand what you people are even thinking out here.
Woo!
Anyway, for Christ's sake, I mean, I don't even need to be on here for Christ's sake.
I mean, engineer, should I end the show for Christ's sake, engineer?
I mean, I'm thinking about it.
You understand?
I'm thinking about ending the damn show.
All right, if not, you know, maybe I'll do some singing and people will be sitting around having to listen to me sing.
How about that, huh?
How about I get a little bit of a Dean Martin going on or something?
You know what I'm saying?
How about that?
How about when you're drinking?
Oh, yeah, when you're drinking, it's so great.
Because drinking is what I like to do.
Anyway, let's see.
Who else do we got on the damn air here?
Let's see.
919, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Gus, what's up?
How's it going?
Anyway, is there anybody out here that's going to be ready for Radio Graffiti for Christ's sake?
I mean, let's hear something.
509 Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, real cute.
Real funny there, ass clown.
I bet you're very proud of yourself.
Give me a damn break.
Is this thing on for Christ's sake?
I'm thinking about ending the goddamn broadcast early because I don't want to sit around play Peter Popper with you pricks.
Huh?
651 Radio Graffiti.
Sething like banana, though.
So you're a bit sitting like bananas, though.
That's good.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Is this thing on it?
Is this goddamn thing on for Christ's sake?
I mean, where are the capitalists?
224, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I'm still waiting for that Pokemon battle.
Well, keep waiting there, you anime-watching Fruit Bowl.
619 Radio Graffiti, I think you need to fix that Mexican phone, 619.
859, Radio Graffiti.
Food stamp tramp.
Oh, that's what you are?
I'm assuming that's what you are, a little bit of a food stamp tramp.
Yeah, we know that.
All right, buddy.
We know it.
301, radio graffiti.
I'm a melting pot of fatal passage, an alcoholic lizard man.
You stupid sack of crap.
You see, you think it's a real big joke, all of you idiots.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning you to cease and desist if you knew what was good for you.
If you knew what was goddamn good for you.
540 radio graffiti.
Stupid morons.
111, radio graffiti.
Just playing with your Peter Popper, of course.
808, radio graffiti.
Boy, ShoeTube, if you're listening to this, Judaloo says hi.
Bye, then.
Can you get some bass in your voice, please, there, Fruit Bowl?
All right.
213, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, why are you pushing the NWA reptilian agenda?
What'd you say?
Why are you pushing the NWO reptilian agenda?
Why am I imple?
I'm not asserting any agenda.
Why are you even asserting that I'm implementing NWO agenda?
Alex Jones says so.
Because Alex Jones says so.
Well, you know what?
I don't give a crap what Alex Jones says, all right?
I don't give a crap what that fat, potbelly bastard says, all right?
The only reason that he's sitting there amplifying anything towards my direction is because it feeds into his stupid, ridiculous marketability.
That's it.
Plain and simple.
This idiot is riding his way all the way to the bank on you stupid, mindless jerk dicks, and he's going to sit over here and continue to make these slanderous lies about me.
I may have to go take some punitive damages out of his ass.
513, radio graffiti.
Pinkie Pie's best, funny.
Go shoot yourself in the head.
405, radio graffiti.
Great, some idiot fapping.
715, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I love your show.
Ignore these trolls.
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
Appreciate it.
386, radio graffiti.
Radio Graffiti Callers00:15:11
Excuse me, senor.
Excuse me, senor.
Senor.
Hello?
Hello, senor.
Can you hear me?
Senor, you're calling me a senor for Christ's sake.
What are you, my gardener?
903, radio graffiti.
I'm a messy five racist, for Christ's sake.
Jesus, guys, shove it up your ass, all of you idiots, all right?
Just goddamn spliced little audio-augmented files that you have produced in me.
I think it's disgusting.
I think it's sick.
And you just wait.
You just goddamn wait.
I'm not joking.
914, radio graffiti.
Oh, yeah, Radio Dash.
Oh, yeah.
Almost done.
Oh.
Hey, 914, I can tell just by the way you're talking that you've got braces.
Now, is it because you have disgustingly mangled chiclet teeth, or is it because you're trying to be some overtly feminine fruity ass and you want it to go into your future transsexual act?
Which is it, 914?
You're talking too fast.
You've got to slow down.
Well, I know I'm talking too fast for you because it's kind of complicated.
What I'm saying is, is I know you got braces.
Now, is it because you've got little chiclet, mangled teeth, or is it because you're trying to fix your teeth for your future trans-testicle act that you're going to be performing at some bathhouse in San Francisco in about 10 years?
What?
Yeah, exactly.
Get this.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Anyway, 301, radio graffiti.
You such a bitch.
First of all, I'm not.
Secondly, what kind of ethnic minority group are you trying to insinuate with that ridiculous, grotesque accent?
Let's take some Skype callers.
We got Jennister, Radio Graffiti.
I don't believe in ghosts.
Yeah, well, we can't understand you because your dumbass 386SX computer is outdated there, you stupid milky-liquid piece of crap.
Darth Suedo, radio graffiti.
What's up, Ghost?
Could you talk at the same time as the engineer?
No, I don't need to do that.
I don't need to acknowledge anything.
They want me to talk at the same time as you, engineer.
Can you believe this crap?
See, he's taking offense to it also.
Xara Hawks, Radio Graffiti.
You playing something backwards?
That was something like some backwards playing of some crap.
I mean, what do we got?
Satan is good.
Satan is my pal.
Satan is good.
Satan.
I mean, do we have more of this crap?
I mean, where do you idiots find these goddamn audio files?
Where do you find these ridiculous songs for heaven's sake?
I mean, where is it?
229, radio graffiti.
Hello, ghost.
This is Ghost.
No, you're not.
You sound like some fruity bastard that, you know, probably just licking the crap off of a waffle of my boot after I step in some, you know, horse turds, you know, road apples.
You ever heard of them?
Anyway, 512, radio graffiti.
Spring around the internet criminal.
Yeah, shove it up, your ass.
Who else we got?
We got 954, radio graffiti.
Oh, no, no, no, bitch!
Yeah, you sound like a minority.
408, radio graffiti.
Hey, hey, hello, you there?
B. C, your mother's Bruce Lee.
612, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I just wanted to apologize for all of the trolls that have ever come on your channel.
So, yeah.
Hey, I appreciate it, but, you know, unfortunately, you can't apologize for these jerk asses that have no lives, no soul, no nothing.
But I appreciate it.
Thanks a lot.
916, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, Joe.
So you want to can I ride you cowboy style?
Now, are you a trans-testicle or are you actually a female?
Oh, no, no, I'm gay.
I just want to ride your cowboy dick.
No, no.
No, I'm asking you, are you a trans-testicle or are you a homosexual male?
What?
Are you a trans testicle?
Hey, look, look, listen, listen.
I know that, you know, this is not your typical glory hole type of scenario that you're used to, all right?
I'm asking you if you are a female or are you an over-feminine fruity ass or possibly a trans-testicle?
Which one?
I don't know.
Of course you don't know.
Of course you don't know for Christ's sake.
831, radio graffiti.
Ghost.
You gotta calm down, man.
Just take a beer, drink it, and take a seat.
No, you don't understand.
It's not that easy, alright?
I mean, look at the amount of cyber vermin that infest this fiber optically infested world we call the internet for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at these idiots.
Look at the chat room for Christ's sake.
No shame, no integrity whatsoever, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, nothing but a bunch of useless eaters.
Jesus Christ.
Lucas, radio graffiti.
Hi, you sound like a food faster.
Well, at least you got bass in your voice, but with no personality and a cheap-ass computer.
508, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, are you a brony in denial?
You stupid idiot.
Yeah, that's what I am.
I'm sick of bronies.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sick of this stupid, over-feminine in the closet, taking it up the pooper, prostate, massaging, hot dog up the ass, happiness, nipple, clap, blovin', butt, blug up the ass-looking.
Wish they had a pony shoved up there, clogged up pooper-having pieces of crap.
I don't like them.
So don't sit over here and give me this crap.
Oh, are you a brownie in denial?
502, Radio Graffiti.
Come out of the closet and quit eating black people.
Now, shut up.
Why don't you kind of put some bass in that little fruity asshole prancy little pink tea playing voice?
How are you going to sit here and intimidate with somebody with that voice?
1-7, Radio Graffiti.
Don't listen to the trolls.
You're the man.
I agree with all your morals.
Capitalist.
Great.
I'm very proud of you.
817, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, Honesty.
If you're really in Austin, where's your studio?
It's in my office, you dumb bimbo, or trans-testicle, or you know, Rocky Dentist, or whatever the hell you are, for Christ's sake.
All right, I mean, do you understand that I lease out an office in Austin, Texas to conduct my business activities for Christ's sake, and then I use that office so that I can do this broadcast?
Do you understand that?
I mean, you know, every time I take a sip of, you know, Johnny Walker Blue Label or some of this Cavassier for Christ's sake, I'm writing it off, baby, because I'm doing it in the headquarters of my corporation, baby.
Woo!
So, anyway, but that's just besides the point.
901, radio graffiti.
I want to fuck you like an animal.
Yeah, you sick son of a bitch.
509, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, when are you going to call the abortive defeatist, like you promised?
When your mom finally shits out a child that doesn't sound like he popped out of the anal passage of boy George in the 80s.
You know, when that happens, maybe I'll do it.
I don't know.
404, radio graffiti.
Jim Kramer Farts Come.
Yeah, that's great insight.
425, Radio Graffiti.
Satan is good, Satan, my castle.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on with the gun!
I'm sick of these YouTube videos.
I'm sick of these people.
is required.
Thanks.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
Give me the goddamn life.
Give me the goctor!
Living a goddamn stupid life for Christ's sake.
You stupid sorry saxa crap.
I'm telling you right now, I don't even have to be here.
I could be on 6th Street right now.
It could be Miller time.
Do you understand?
It could be military right now, but still, instead of messing around with you stupid cyber vermin, you stupid losers are sitting over here acting like obnoxious jerk dicks thinking you're accomplishing something in life when you're accomplishing absolutely nothing Jesus Christ.
Sorry, sexy shit.
718 Radio Graffiti.
651 radio graffiti.
That's what I'm going to be doing.
Hey, can I just do some pad?
Would you like a banana?
Jesus Christ.
417 radio graffiti.
Ghost doing it my ass.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Why don't you take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with all that fruit bowl pig can't play and talk?
978 radio graffiti.
Hello, ghost.
I am the poop tickler.
Yeah, you sound like a poop tickler, for Christ's sake.
You sound like the type of guy that's the turd burglar.
You know, you know, I'm talking about like you're taking a shit.
You know, you're sitting there taking a shit in like some kind of a public bathroom.
And then, you know, when you're out there, you know, you're easing it out.
When you're pinching out that loaf, this guy comes up to your shit stall and tries to open up your door for Christ's sake.
That's the turd burglar.
You're that guy, asshole.
You're that guy.
386, radio graffiti.
Jackal, is it a jackal?
It looks like a jackal.
Jackal, is it jackal?
No, it's not a jackal.
It's your mother going down on a wolf.
903 Radio Graffiti.
Hear that crap, you stupid moron.
301, radio graffiti.
I am licensed, you moron.
God damn it, you stupid, sorry, sex of crap.
I've told you it.
I've told you to stop this crap.
One more I hear out of.
If I hear one more of those, I'm ending the show.
No shout-outs, nothing.
Screw you.
Screw all you people.
And you'll be lucky if I grace my presence tomorrow on this broadcast.
You people would be lucky.
859 Radio Graffiti.
Penis, Yeah, I'm sure that's what you want in your mouth.
513, radio graffiti.
Yeah, why don't you get a live rather than sit on this stupid radio station?
I've been fampty, Sam, San Sam, Sam, Saxon.
Can you say that one more time?
I didn't even understand you, for Christ's sake.
Can you take whatever you have in your mouth and take it out for a second and then say it again?
Okay, 513, Radio Graffiti.
Go ahead, say it again.
Yeah, say it again.
Take whatever you have in your mouth, take it out.
Why don't you get a life rather than sitting here on the stupid radio station that nobody obviously doesn't listen to?
All I do is sit here.
What are you talking about?
Nobody listens to.
I've got tens of thousands of people who listen to me throughout the world.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, for Christ's sake.
I got tens of thousands of capitalists throughout the world for you idiots to sit over here and make that assumption is a false indictment, and you idiots know it.
All right, let me tell you something.
If you're just tuning in, this is radio graffiti.
If you want to participate, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
And when I call your goddamn area code, when I call your Skype name, you've got four to five seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say on the broadcast, for Christ's sake.
And that's how you tune in, and that's how you participate in Radio Graffiti.
And before we get into anything else, there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
You see all those freaking buttons?
There's a Facebook like button.
There's a retweet this button, a share this button.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that we are participating in radio graffiti.
All right, let's continue, shall we?
301 radio graffiti.
Cool.
Cool humanism is magic.
Yeah, your mother's magic.
914, radio graffiti.
You're just playing with your Peter Popper, too.
416, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, too late, you idiot.
You need to get prepared, you stupid moron.
Let's get the chiz, radio graffiti.
All right, get one of them bronies.
Spread that around the internet throughout the world.
That ghost.
Stupid, dumb assholes, all right?
I think that the whole entire internet knows how I feel about goddamn bronies.
So don't sit over here and try to splice my voice into making people think otherwise because they're going to know it's an outright goddamn lie.
Who else do we got?
El Foxo Loco, radio graffiti.
If you're a real American Patriot, vote for Scott Principal.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right?
Shove it up, you're clogged up pooper.
Skankosaurus Removal00:09:41
JL Young, radio graffiti.
Go on, put him tested.
You have to have the phone unit.
Yeah, we can't understand you, you idiot.
All right, get off your 486 SX computer and get in with the now, all right?
J.S. in field, Radio Graffiti.
That's very brilliant.
386, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
I got a question for you.
Too bad.
770, Radio Graffiti.
I'm not saying a goddamn thing.
You're too late.
Too late.
317, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I just want to have a civilized conversation with you.
Well, too bad.
You should have called earlier.
856, radio graffiti.
I'm going to make this 14-year-old girl before the fuck off.
You sick son of a bitch.
318, radio graffiti.
You're taking too long.
267, radio graffiti.
Cow to the butch, pussy.
What?
Cow to the butch, pussy.
Oh, is this the butch that called up earlier?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Did you finally get some muff to dive over there and everything's all cool with you?
Just got stopped from the butcher shop.
Yeah, I'm sure you did.
So are y'all rubbing y'all's little tweens together or something?
I tweeted you like 30 times, man.
Yeah, Jesus Christ, get this Skankosaurus off that.
Get this Skankosaurus off the goddamn.
Get her off!
That bitch is a participant for Toys for Twats.
And that's where she belongs.
831, Radio Graffiti.
Get a drink and take a seat.
Seriously, smile like you got a taco, all right?
Exar Hawks, radio graffiti.
Is that you?
509 Radio Graffiti.
Choose your racist and a Jew.
First of all, I'm not a racist, all right?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I think everybody throughout the internet knows that at this point in time.
And secondly, I'm not a Jew.
I am not a Jew.
Get that through your head.
I am not a Jew.
954, radio graffiti.
Friendship, intolerance, and love are the only way.
Shove it up, your ass.
360, radio graffiti.
Ghost, you're a sick bastard.
Well, why don't you get a phone that can actually upstream your stupid voice?
709, radio graffiti.
I am a racist.
Shove it up, your ass.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Get it through your goddamn heads.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a nice guy.
God, you idiots.
You're sitting here screwing this lies about me for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
781, radio graffiti.
Ponies are fucking awesome, and you're just mad.
All right?
Yeah, no, I'm not mad.
You are the one with a mental disorder actually believing that there's some kind of substance or pertinence about you old men following a cartoon that was meant for eight-year-old girls, you Woody Allen buttloving pedophile.
All right?
502, radio graffiti.
I'm fingering myself to you, you gay f ⁇ .
I'm sure you are there, you prostate massage and fruit bowl.
386, radio graffiti.
Racist!
Is it a racist?
You sound like a racist!
Racist!
No, I'm not a racist, alright?
As a matter of fact, you're probably not a racist either, because I'm sure you've grown accustomed to a lot of different races coming in out of your home trying to play daddy.
903, radio graffiti.
Around out here in Texas with my strap on.
Shut up your ass, you asshole, all right?
Stupid, sorry, sack of crap.
425, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, do you have an extra white mask for the meeting tonight?
Mine's at the dry cleaners.
I mean, why would you need to dry clean a white mask when you just need to bleach the son of a bitch, you stupid moron?
786, radio graffiti.
704, radio graffiti.
Come on, ghost.
My team's all ready.
Let's battle.
Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that stupid, fruity ass goddamn talk for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, have these idiots sound like they would eat the corn out of my crap.
That's how fruity they sound.
They sound like they would literally get down on their knees and eat the corn out of my crap.
They are so goddamn fruity.
Jesus Christ.
609, radio graffiti.
Yeah, you're just taking too long.
417, radio graffiti.
You sound gay.
You're gay.
You're gay.
You sound gay.
You're gay.
You sound like the fruity ass fruit bowl gay bastard that's taking it in the pooper.
Why do you have to be mean?
You want to know why I have to be mean?
Because you sound so goddamn over-femi.
I mean, why don't you just go ahead and become a trans-testicle?
All right?
Why exactly do you have to continue to be an over-feminized male?
Why don't you just go ahead and throw a damn wig on yourself, become a trance-testicle, and get it over with?
For Christ's sake, get this in a game, for Christ's sake.
901, radio graffiti.
Don't be hot of brickship.
Don't get melting hot.
Don't do hot of riches.
You shit, goddammit.
Let me tell you something.
That's it right there.
That's goddamn.
That's it for Christ's sake.
I mean, yeah, it's bad enough that these idiots are calling me up.
They're trying to troll me.
They're sitting here trying to agitate my show for Christ's sake, but now they're making jackass, stupid, fruity-ass circus-sounding songs about me, for Christ's sake.
They're making silly-ass circus-sounding songs for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ!
Oh my God.
I don't even know why I do this broadcast for Christ's sake.
I'm just, I'm done.
Engineer, get me out of here.
Get me out of God, dude.
Stop you!
Let me tell you something.
You sorry, sacks of crap.
I am done.
I am through with this broadcast today, for Christ's sake.
I made major profits.
I don't need you stupid cyber vermin to sit here and bring me down.
So I'm getting the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
I don't need this crap.
I don't want this crap for Christ's sake.
And the bottom line is, is that I don't need to take it, all right?
So I'm getting the hell out of here.
Follow me on Twitter.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
And by God, join the capitalist army.
All right?
We're looking for true capitalists.
All right?
CapitalistArmy.com.
And let me tell you something.
You disgusting, despicable, Bick Snot inhalers will be lucky if I even grace my presence on this broadcast tomorrow.
You damn finger-banger, disgusting, anal-smelling, underpants-sniffing pieces of crap will be lucky.
You'll be lucky if I come back here tomorrow and do a damn broadcast.
Do you understand that?
You sorry, sack of crap.
You guys will be lucky.
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Besmirch my integrity.
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I bet you money.
Like I've said time and time again, these stupid milky liquors better not have their mothers or any kind of a female within the vicinity of the broadcast of this show because I guarantee you that they're sticking a couple of fingers in their damn pipe snatch pipes, listening to my goddamn voice for Christ's sake.
Get me the hell out of here and go!
Get me out of here, engineer.
I don't need to be sitting here putting up with these stupid debt sockers.
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