Ghost anchors True Capitalist Radio's May 2nd episode by dissecting Osama bin Laden's death, market sell-offs, and anti-capitalist policies like "Cash for Clunkers." He debates callers on entitlements, defends capitalism against anarchism, mocks Facebook as a relationship killer, and advocates sending the homeless to Detroit. Ultimately, Ghost frames these events as proof that only the strong survive in a natural capitalist ecosystem, dismissing government intervention and social norms as failures of human nature. [Automatically generated summary]
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I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it, period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call...
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And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
What's going on, folks?
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 77 for all the people that are keeping track with the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, if you haven't already known, according to our government and according to all reports, Osama bin Laden is dead.
You all right?
Osama bin Laden is supposedly dead.
So, you know, who the hell knows what's going on?
I mean, I tweeted right after this news report came out that I want to see some dead body pictures.
I want to see some pictures of Osama bin Laden body.
I think it's very precarious that, you know, we even gave two rats asses about we have to worry about how he's buried.
We have to worry about how he's buried.
So what we did is we followed Islamic law.
And we're going to go ahead and put him in the sea.
Drinking Beer While Discussing Markets00:03:02
And we, you know, gave him a va-da-da-da-da-da.
We gave him all that crap and, you know, he's out there now.
I don't know what the hell that's about.
We're going to talk about that.
Talk about a lot of different things, folks.
I mean, if you were trading in the futures markets today, folks, you would have thought that we would have came out with some, how can I put it?
Some numbers that would have pleased every single investor.
I mean, you would have had to have been a very well-diversified investor to have gotten by the fluff that came out this morning and the sell-off that came out falling flat today in the equities markets.
Let's go ahead and get on to that.
But before I do, before I get on to that, I want to say what's going on, everybody, in the broadcast.
And if you could please retweet the broadcast, go to the damn social networking sites, the blogs, the forums, spreading around like wildfire, and let everybody know that we're in affected in the house.
Now, I know that for the last week, I have been drinking some of this cavassier, that sort of thing.
Now, what I'm going to do, in my personal opinion, is drink beer.
I decided to get me some beer, and for all the folks that want to know, they always want to know what I'm drinking.
Because I know there's a lot of assholes out here that say, oh, ghost, you know, you're kind of drunk.
You know, you're always drinking.
You're always doing this type of stuff.
You're drunk.
I'm not a drunk asshole.
All right.
I'm a capitalist, first and foremost.
And secondly, I'm a connoisseur.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Drunks are assholes that drink Mad Dog 2020 24 hours a day.
You understand?
I mean, they're the assholes that drink that, you know, the beer that just says beer on it.
It's just like a white can, and it just says in black letters beer.
I'm a connoisseur, baby.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
And today, and let me tell you, I'm not trying to promote this particular brand because they haven't paid me, but it's some pretty good stuff.
I'm talking about St. Paulie Girl.
It's got some blonde-headed later-hosen big-titted bimbo on the cover.
She's blonde.
She's on the showboat front bottle here.
She's holding up about six beers that look about, Jesus, at least about 40-ounce in glasses.
And the reason I bought this was not because of the bimbo, because it tastes like a better version of Heineken.
You know what I mean?
And of course, it is a German beer.
It's from the Germans for all the folks that are keeping training.
So, you know, let me go ahead and open up this beer and we'll get done with the markets, and then we'll take your calls.
And if you have anything to say, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's go ahead and open up this beer of St. Pauli girl, this blonde-headed beer garden bimbo here.
Open it up.
Silver Futures and Crude Oil Prices00:15:18
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening in.
It's only Monday.
Let me take a chug of this and we'll get on with the markets.
That's what I'm talking about.
Anyway, Dow Jones Industrials closes out today at 12,807.40, a decrease of 3.18 points, a percentage decrease of 0.02%.
S ⁇ P 500 closes out today at 1,361.22, a decrease of 2.39 points, a percentage decrease of 0.18%.
NASDAQ, everything, everything in the equities market was on the decrease for some reason there at the end of the day.
NASDAQ closes out at 2,864.08.
It was down 9.46 points.
A percentage decrease of 0.33%.
Let's go to the commodities.
You would think that, hey, you know, since there's a down on the equities market, if there's nothing going on in the stock market, there should be something going on in the commodities, right?
Wrong.
Everything sold off.
Everything.
And let's not forget, folks, if you're keeping up with foreign currency trading, let's put it down like this.
The dollar is gaining on a lot of these currencies in the international community.
So this is why you're seeing a lot of these sell-offs.
But, you know, because when the dollar goes up, you know, a lot of these assholes, they want to cash out.
They want to put up some money.
They want to buy the wife some jewels.
They want to buy the bitch on the side, you know, a couple of this.
And, you know, the whole nine yards.
This is what they want to do.
And anyway, let's get done with the commodities, and then we're going to take your calls.
Brent crude futures are down $1.39, closing out today at $124.50 a barrel of Brent Crude oil.
And of course, for all you ass clowns that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the oil that's shipped out to Europe and Asia.
Gasoline futures are down $7.75, a percentage decrease of 0.75%.
Let me tell you something right now.
I hope that we're starting to see decreases in gasoline because of these decreases, but of course, who the hell knows?
Heating oil futures are down $3.38.
Natural gas futures are just kind of leveled out.
They kind of flattened out today.
Gasoline, or I already talked about that.
WTI Sweet Crude is what I want to talk about.
WTI Sweet Crude is, of course, the commodity that everybody in North America should be worried about.
It has gone down modestly, but it's still going down today, 94 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.83%, closing out today at $112.99.
We still need to see that goddamn WTI Sweet Crude go down.
Agriculture, canola futures are up for a change.
I mean, let me tell you, I don't know how you would have made that play.
It's up $1.60 today, a percentage increase of 0.28%.
Cocoa futures are down $49 for a change.
Remember, we saw a whole bunch of run-ups in Cocoa because of the Ivory Coast destabilization.
But according to reports, they're supposed to have some kind of international intervention out there in the Ivory Coast.
So we'll see what happens.
Coffee futures continue to rise on its all-time highs.
It increases $5.25, an increase of 1.75%.
So all you ass clowns that are going out there waiting in lines in the mornings.
And let me tell you, I'm not one who goes to these Starbucks coffee houses, but I walk by them.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm out here in Austin, Texas.
I walk by them.
These ass clowns are waiting in line.
They are waiting in line to pay $8.95 for a goddamn coffee, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
Why can't you just get some good old Folger's crystals?
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm talking about, the good stuff.
You know what I mean?
Folger's crystals.
You put that crap in there.
You make sure you make it nice and brisk.
Make sure you get some balls on it.
Make sure it's black.
You go out, you sip on it.
I mean, me personally, I take shots of this crap in the morning because I don't sleep much.
So I take shots of this crap and you just go out and just go out your day for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
And then here, when it comes down to about closing time, when the end of the markets have happened, I mean, I'm all about drinking.
After a hard day's work, I mean, if you're working hard, you should play hard.
And if anybody who gives you any crap for that, you know, obviously doesn't have your best interest in hand.
Anyway, corn futures are down $22.
Cotton futures are down $3.57.
Wheat futures are down $11.50.
Sugar futures are down $0.38.
Soybean futures are down a buck.
Lumber futures are down $2.40.
Soybean oil futures are down $1.30.
Wool futures are down $6.
Copper futures are down $0.40.
Gold, for Christ's sake, freaking gold, goddammit gold is down $10.40, closing out at $1,546 a Troy ounce.
Silver is down $4.97.
You're talking about a major pullback in silver.
And like I said, the reason that we have a pullback in silver is because of the rally in the dollar.
You know, believe it or not, well, I don't want to get into it, but inevitably, this Obama or Obama, this Obama announcement of Osama bin Laden being killed is somehow a It solidifies America's economy throughout the international community.
You know, and it it basically shows that no matter what happens to America, that the economy will stay str sound, will stay strong.
You know, they're able to do what they say, that sort of thing.
So, this is why you have in the currency markets.
I know I don't cover that very often.
But if you look in the currency trading markets, I mean, the dollar is rallying on most currencies, and this is why you're seeing a sell-off in everything.
You know, people are cashing out.
You know, the dollar is going to pay for more crap.
I mean, it's going to have more buying power.
But anyway, silver closes out today at $43.62.
Let's continue going.
Livestock is down $1.77.
That's a live cattle futures.
They're down $1.77.
Cattle feeder futures, which is the cattle fee that's fed to these damn cows, they're down $1.5 cents.
And lean hog futures are down $0.10.
And of course, that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
And I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We got a lot of things to talk about, but the thing that's on everybody's mind, Osama bin Laden is dead.
It was announced last night.
And let me tell you, you know, I didn't really appreciate this interruption of network programming.
No matter what you were watching, I mean, they were just interrupting it for a supposed special announcement by the president.
And here I was, I was like, ah, Jesus Christ, we're going into another war.
I mean, I was thinking the worst, unfortunately.
You know, I mean, I was like, ah, geez, you know, somebody's launched something against our ass.
You know, I mean, whatever happened.
But then they said bin Laden is dead.
I mean, unfortunately, I have the unfortunate task of watching Geraldo on Fox News.
And I'm not saying that I'm an avid Fox News watcher, folks.
I'm not advocating Fox News.
I'm a Fox business channel watcher.
I'll tell you that.
I am not a Fox News watcher.
But unfortunately, Geraldo was the only idiot, obviously, working on a Sunday evening.
He was able to be there, you know, live.
And this guy, what a pompous asshole.
You know what I mean?
What a pompous jerk this guy was.
I mean, he made it seem.
I don't know if you were watching this on Fox News, folks, but dumbass Geraldo made it seem as if he prognosticated that the goddamn announcement by the president was going to have something to do with Osama bin Laden.
But secondly, I mean, they announced it, and it was like, what, an hour and ten late?
An hour and ten late, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I got things to do on a Monday morning.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm trading.
I'm capitalizing, baby.
I mean, come on, Obama.
I mean, if you know, I mean, look, don't put it down unless you're about ready to speak, Obama.
Come on, man.
Jesus Christ.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I just think it was a disgrace what happened on Fox News, man.
I mean, you know, first of all, you don't have very many brownie points with everybody out here in the general masses.
And then you're going to have Geraldo sit over here, hey, look at me.
You know what I think it is?
I think it has something to do with Osama bin Laden.
Stupid idiot.
Anyway, let's take some calls here.
646-652-4869.
I got through the markets really quick because I know everybody wants to talk about what's happening.
Osama bin Laden dead.
After this was announced, I personally tweeted that I want to see some pictures.
I want to see some pictures out here.
The only picture I can find is some horrific attempt at a Photoshop altered little graphic of some idiot that, hey, look here, ain't Osam bin Laden dead, dude?
Shut up.
I want to see the pictures.
I mean, you owe us.
All right?
If the government owes us anything, they owe us some pictures of this guy.
They owe us a whole video of this guy's corpse.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, 646652-4869.
What does everybody think about also obeying Islamic law?
This guy, supposedly, according to reports, orders the 9-11 attacks and orchestrates, you know, all these terrorist attacks that were prior to that and up to now.
And we obey Islamic law.
You know?
Islamic law to bury this imbecilic camel up the ass having jerk nut.
Anyway, I want to see the pictures.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some calls right now, folks.
Hopefully, I do mean hopefully we don't have any dumb butt lickers that are going to get on here and attempt to facilitate any kind of prank calls, which I really don't appreciate.
Let me tell you, I've actually had a lot of emails from a lot of psychiatrists, psychologists that were attempting to give me some methods because they know I don't care about psychiatry or psychology.
I think it's a pseudoscience.
I think it's a bunch of crap.
I think it hasn't done anything for America except for make the masses of America dependent on these goddamn brain-altering drugs.
But they did give me some exercises to do whenever I am confronted with situations that really piss me off.
So I am going to do that, and I'm going to try to not be so abrasive, so angry.
So anyway, 646652-4869.
Area code 479, you're on the horn.
Hey, area code 479, you're on the horn.
You're taking too long.
Area code 413, you're on the horn.
I like you, but you stupid bastard.
405, you're on the horn.
Remember that time that your dad molested?
You remember that time that your dad molested?
Remember that time that your dad?
Is this a recording?
Hey, is this a recording or is this some asshole playing of a guitar?
Get this idiot off.
Get him off.
Obviously, some idiot that got a recording here.
Let me tell you something right now.
If I get too many of these, I've actually got a secret weapon.
I've got a secret weapon.
I'm not going to pull out the secret weapon just yet if I get too many of these calls, but I've got a secret weapon here.
If I get one, that really pisses me off.
And let me tell you, I'm going to take a step back and not get upset.
As a matter of fact, let me take some drinks here.
We're supposed to be talking a little bit about Osama bin Laden killed.
And according to the president, maybe SEALs, some kick-ass Nancy SEALs, went out there and shot this son of a bitch.
And according to reports, Osama bin Laden was using his wife as a freaking shield for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this?
You know, here this guy was like, we need more marthas.
We need more marthas.
We need the daughter.
He was doing all this crap.
And lo and behold, he's sitting over here using his wives as shields.
I mean, what a disgusting disgrace.
That makes me sick.
You know, that makes me disgustingly ill.
Let's take some more callers, shall we?
We've got area code 630.
What's going on?
Booster, how's your noodle doing?
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Internet buttstalker time?
Jesus Christ.
Is everybody going to sound fruity?
I'm telling you, I got a secret weapon here.
I don't want to pull it out now.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, I'm going to pull it out to add the end.
You know, you remember how you used to, you know, play Street Fighter back in the 90s, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I mean?
And you didn't want to pull out the good stuff that Ryu was capable of.
You know what I'm saying?
You just wanted to save it until the end.
And then right when this fool thought that he had the advantage, I ought.
I ought.
That's kind of how I want to wait for this secret weapon.
But everybody's starting to piss me off all of a sudden.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take a couple more callers.
Hopefully these aren't ass-licking, nipple-clamp-loving, butt-plug-uppy ass-looking.
Wish they had somebody to show them how to be a man-having lack of bass in their voice-looking pieces of nipple clamp-licking, pieces of chicken-eating cornboy crap.
Investing Strategies for Profit00:04:33
All right, let's take some calls here.
912, you're on the horn.
Yeah, you're taking too long.
How about Cave Johnson?
What's going on, Cave Johnson?
You there?
Hey, Ghost, can you hear me?
Yeah, what's going on?
We can hear you, man.
Yeah, I just want to say well done, America.
You want to say what?
Well done, America.
Well done.
Hey, I'm going to be a little bit more.
Can I give a shout out to some friends and ask a question about stock?
Yeah, go for it.
I want to give a shout out to RareburyGaming.com.
We're all in TeamSpeak talking about you.
And can I ask what stock do you reckon investing on?
Well, are you investing in American stocks, American equities?
Anything that will turn a profit.
Well, I mean, you know, in my personal opinion, I mean, I think that you should be looking on anything that's on the low end in the sectors where you suspect, given the fact of a high demand in a bull market, you want to put it in stocks that are on a low at this point in time.
I think there's a lot of overvalued stocks.
This bull market has been fueled completely on low volume.
That means that there hasn't been that many investors in this stock market.
I mean, to be completely honest with you, if you take a look at volume, the volume's been very low.
So I caution investors going into the going into this market.
I think there's going to be a very dramatic contraction.
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised to see 400, 500, 600 points down one day, possibly consecutive days.
I just think that everybody just needs to watch their positions at this point in time.
And if you're not in this bull market, I think that you should wait to the next contraction and then start looking the bottom feed.
And, you know, at this point in time, I mean, I just can't say and I can't pinpoint one stock that's going to give you the riches here, man.
You know what I'm saying?
You've got to diversify.
Not only do you have to have equities, and not only should you accumulate metals, not only should you go out there and accumulate as much material goods as you possibly can, that at some point you can liquidate for face value, if not more.
I think that you should be really considering on how you can profit.
I mean, this is what survival and capitalism is.
You understand?
This is what it's all about.
This is what it's, you know, you know, look, yeah, I know there's a lot of people that take criticism of, oh, capitalism isn't fair, ghost.
It's not fair because some people lose out and not everybody wins.
Well, that's the point.
Don't you understand?
That's the point.
And I know there's some people that's going to get their feelings hurt about that.
But once again, I'd like for all of you to take a look at life.
Go to a park.
Go to somewhere where life is abundant.
I'm not talking about human life.
I'm talking about general life, an ecosystem, an area where there's animals and insects.
And just take a look at how everything that's in that ecosystem, the only way that that ecosystem can sustain itself is if all living organisms within that ecosystem kill and eat something else so that they can sustain their continuity.
And that's what everybody doesn't seem to understand.
You see, we live in this idea that we should hold hands and sing kumbaya, and we should just somehow feed every human mouth that's born.
We should somehow be like, oh, yeah, you know, because I'm here, you got to deal with us.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me for Christ's sake?
The bottom line is, is that we have to realize that capitalism offers the purest form of separating humanity from those that can and those that can't.
Because you see, the buck stops with us in nature, folks.
Humanity is the pinnacle.
The food chain ends with humanity.
So, you know, for us to sit over here and say, oh, we need to feed every human being, we need to do this, we need to do that, is selfish.
Capitalism Separates Humanity00:14:54
And because we have adapted that type of mentality that we should feed every mouth, that we should do this, we should do that, look at what it's done.
Look at what it's done.
We are robbing this earth of its natural resources.
You understand?
We're like a cancer.
We're out here, you know, we all want the best things in life, this and that.
But let's be honest.
The only people that should be continuing on in this civilization are those that make contributions.
And we have it backwards.
We all think that, oh, we should just go ahead and help everybody that's some loser asshole, even if they're cheese whiz, guzzling, nipple clamp-loving ass cracks that are just watching Monipovitch Old Day and collecting government cheese and the housing voucher programs and all that other crap.
It's a disgrace.
6466524869.
We're supposed to be talking about Osama bin Laden dead.
I don't want to see the pictures for myself.
You know, just for, you know, I just think, just to pacify the victims of 9-11, just to pacify everybody that would like to see that.
I know they're trying to give this BS that, oh, we don't know if we should release it.
Yeah, right.
Release it.
Release Osama bin Laden's death picture, just like they did for everybody else.
Remember Che Grivera?
Remember that asshole, huh?
Oh, Order Che Guevara!
Hasta la Vicoria Cepri!
All that crap.
Remember Che Guevara?
We caught that bastard in Lubia.
Was it?
That CIA guy, Rodriguez.
CIA guy Rodriguez coordinated with the Bolivian government, captured his ass.
And let me tell you, you know, with all due respect to leftists, I know that, you know, they want to give Cheg Rivera such great credit.
But he did get captured, and he did get taken alive like a chump.
And, you know, in my personal opinion, I guess I thought, or I guess Che thought thought that he was going to somehow be able to negotiate himself a release.
Inevitably, Rodriguez executed his stupid, dumb, wannabe third world uprising communist wannabe ass.
And they showed his body.
As a matter of fact, there was a whole bunch of witnesses to Cheg Rivera's dead body.
You know, not only there in the village, but there was a bunch of pictures of it.
As a matter of fact, if you do a search of it right now, you'll find it.
I just want to see the dead body for myself, just like everybody else.
6466524869.
Let's take some more callers.
We've got area code 909.
You're on the horn.
Hello, bro.
Yeah, what's going on?
What's up, man?
I saw David.
I don't know.
You sound like a midget, and I can't hear you anyway.
You know what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ, what do we got?
Midgets calling up now for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
Didn't you hear this?
We got something like Kid Rock Midget or something.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
You know, look, I can take all the butt-loving fruit bowls that want to take a whiff of my butt crack.
I can take all the ass clowns that want to sit over here and do barrel roll, barrel roll, all this other crap.
I can take that.
I mean, but what's up with the midgets?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, look, let's be honest.
I mean, you know, a midget has got to be a punishment, man.
I know there's a lot of people that give me, oh, that's wrong.
That's wrong, ghost.
I mean, come on, it's got to be a punishment, all right?
I mean, if not, you know, God would have just thrown two or three of them down here.
We would have all had a few laughs, and that'd have been the end of it, all right?
But no!
There's a whole community of these midgets, you know?
I mean, it's a disgrace.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, look, people are like, oh, how is that an insult, ghost?
How is that an insult?
How is that a punishment, ghost?
How is being a midget a punishment?
Well, I think that, you know, making your arms like, you know, five inches too short to whack your own bag is, you know, a little bit of a punishment to me.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, have you seen, you know, their arms?
I mean, their hands come out their armpits.
I mean, you know, it's tiny, man.
I'm sorry.
It's tiny, man.
So, I mean, you know, sit over here and, you know, you have your arms like, you know, you know, four or five inches too short to wax your carrot.
You know, I just think that, you know, it's just horrible.
It's horrible.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, look, everybody's calling me a bad guy now.
I'm a bad guy.
I'm just kidding.
I was kidding.
I was only kidding.
I was only kidding, man.
I like the midgets, man.
You know, me and me, you know, there was a bartender midget out here on 6th Street.
What was it?
Geez?
Like four or five years ago, man.
There was a bartender midget out here.
He was my favorite bartender, man.
Out here on 6th Street, man.
He was my favorite bartender.
So for you guys, For you people to be sitting over here and saying that I'm against midgets is horrible.
I mean, look at this crap.
If you're not in the chat room, folks, please, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
I mean, look at these assholes.
They're sitting over here saying I'm against I'm not against midgets.
I'm just I'm just making an opinion here, all right?
I mean, just like you can make an opinion against me.
I mean, have you looked at YouTube lately when you've done a YouTube search for yours truly?
I mean, have you seen all the slanderous lies and all the garbage that people on YouTube have been saying against me for Christ's sake?
Am I bitching about it?
Am I like, well, I mean, look, don't get me wrong.
I'm against it.
I don't like it.
I think it's disgraceful.
All right, but don't sit over here and give me this nonsense.
All right.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
The only reason I made that comment about midgets is because I heard that weaklings voice out here.
Let's take some more calls here.
What else we got?
We got Area Code 404.
You're on the horn.
Oh, yeah, Ghost.
I was wondering, how does it feel to know that a fellow capitalist died?
What are you talking about?
Talk about Osama bin Laden.
He was a capitalist.
How does it feel to know that he died?
Oh, shove up your ass.
Get the seat off.
All right, let's go somewhere else.
How about Area Code 909?
You're on the horn.
Hello, Jose.
I was just wondering, how does it feel to know that a fellow capitalist has died?
Oh, shut up.
732, you're on the horn.
Hi.
I had a quick question.
What's up?
Ah, crap.
Hold on.
Hey, just face me.
Oh, yeah.
You know the pictures of Osama bin Laden's body were found.
Shut up.
You sound too fruity to be on this program anyway.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, what's up with these young people sounding so uncertain, man?
Can you please sound off like you got a pair?
You know, I'm tired of this thing.
Yeah, I want to see a cold box.
I mean, just shove it up your ass, all right?
Obviously, no fatherly influence whatsoever, all right?
This is true capitalist radio.
We're talking about we're talking about Osama bin Laden dead.
You know, we're going to talk about this for a couple of more minutes, then we're going to move on to another subject matter.
Let's take another caller here.
What else we got?
We got Area Code 407.
You're on the horn.
You're an inbred fucking baggage that doesn't know anything.
Shut up.
Well, you know what?
You sound like a fruit bowl.
Let me tell you, you're big.
Jesus Christ.
Calm down.
Everything's going to be all right.
Just calm my ass down.
That's what I got to do.
Just calm my ass down.
Look, I don't appreciate all these dumbass little calls that are being provided by these ass clowns that, for whatever reason, don't appreciate my amplification of the greatest ideology and the greatest economic theory ever to grace mankind, and I'm talking about capitalism.
But at this point in time, it looks like capitalism is not the only qualm that individuals that are in the Internet community that have with ghosts.
I mean, obviously, it's not just the capitalism thing.
There's obviously some Internet buttstalkers that are calling up, you know, trying to assert their, I guess, homosexual propaganda on my show.
You've got a whole bunch of other, you know, I don't know if they're bullnose bull dykes or what whatever the case might be.
You've got a lot of people out here doing a lot of things that I really don't appreciate it.
You understand?
I mean, there are capitalists throughout the world right now that want to listen to this.
Do you understand?
Throughout the world that want to listen to this.
So I'm going to take a few more callers here.
I don't want to bring out the secret weapon.
You know, I know I've been talking about the secret weapon.
I'm not going to put it out yet, but you assholes are really starting to piss me off.
Let me just put it that way.
Area code 321, you're there.
Hey, how do you feel about Michael Moore and his films?
What do I feel about Michael Moore?
I think he's a fat, gluttonous piece of garbage that sits over here and hides behind the leftist label.
Meanwhile, he's sitting over there making millions of dollars.
Yeah, I'm Michael Moore, me and the dollars, baby.
I mean, if he's so concerned about being leftist, if he's so concerned about the Po in America, if he's concerned about this, why doesn't he donate all those millions of dollars that he makes from all those films that he produces and give it to the Poe in America?
Why doesn't he do something of that nature, huh?
Oh, if he's such a, you know, if he cares about these people, and not to mention, he's a leftist and he's a fat ass.
I mean, doesn't that go against the whole leftist nature at this point in time?
I mean, every leftist that you know is like, oh, you can't be fat.
No, you've got to be green.
You've got to be a vegan.
And you've got to go out and you've got to exercise.
You've got to do all this.
You've got to do no sugar and you've got to do no salt.
Are you kidding me?
All right?
I mean, this is what I'm saying.
You're a fat, gluttonous capitalist, and you're sitting over here talking against capitalism, Michael Moore.
You fat, gluttonous bastard.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I would shove a damn tomato up this ass and roll him down a football field so that somebody can kick the living bee Jesus out of him because that's what he needs.
All right.
I mean, seriously, he is a complete propagandist.
Anybody who takes Michael Moore as any kind of legitimate source of information is a disgrace.
You know, I mean, why do you think Michael Moore doesn't do Internet shows?
Why do you think Michael Moore doesn't do Internet interviews, for Christ's sake?
Because he knows that anything that he says on the Internet is going to be instantly looked up by everybody who's listening in.
All right?
Everybody.
Everybody who's listening in.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know what, Michael Moore?
We're going to take a look at that right now.
Let's see what's going on here.
No.
No.
646-6524869 is the number to call here.
Anyway, that's what I think about Michael Moore.
I spit on that piece of fat, bloated, cottage cheese ass having wish he had some talent, documentary filmmaker, milky looking pieces of nipple clamp loving garbage.
That's what I think.
I spit on that bat.
Two out.
Two out.
That's what I spit on him, boy.
All right, let's take some more callers here.
646-6524869.
We got Red on the horn.
Red, is that you?
Hey, buddy.
Wait, hold on.
How you doing?
Fine, yourself?
back, drinking some, you know.
I mean, you know, maybe, you know, if you would just turn it up, it's obvious that you're, you know, sneaking out the internet from Manny out there in England or Scotland or wherever the hell you're from.
Maybe you need to go into the crapper, turn it up a little louder, and maybe we would be, you know, get a little bit more lulls out of it there, boy.
All right?
And all these people that are making disrespectful comments against my great state of Texas, I think you need to get, you know, I hate to be quoting Tupac here, but you better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.
Excuse my French.
Excuse the F-word that I just exuded on this broadcast, but these guys are starting to piss me off here.
All right?
These people are starting to piss me off.
And these assholes are disrespecting Texas.
They just don't know what they're going on.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm sorry to use that vulgarity on the internet and on the air here, but these people are disrespecting my great state of Texas.
And it pisses me off.
And you don't understand how I'm set up getting.
You don't understand.
Hold on, just calm down.
Calm down.
Just calm your ass down, ghost.
There's no reason to get upset by these goddamn internet bus stalkers and these goddamn internet milky liquors.
Let's take another caller.
Is that Goofy Bone on the horn?
Hey, Goofy Bone, is that you, man?
Yeah, it's me, ghost.
I'm fucking hungover, man.
I had a wild weekend.
What's going on?
You're all right?
Yeah, I had a wild weekend.
I lost my wallet.
I lost my weed.
I lost the chick.
Calming Down the Ghost Host00:06:57
Oh, man.
But my hockey team won, ghost.
I've been drinking nothing but Austin Nichols wild turkey.
And I've just been, I've been fucked up all weekend.
Ball of Friday came.
I was going to call in, but I was too busy with this stupid bimbo.
But I was just living the life, ghost.
And now I woke up like an hour ago.
I didn't go to work.
I'm probably in the hot seat, but I'm their number one salesman, so they can't fire me.
What are you talking about?
Don't get too cocky there.
Yeah, but no, I'm just laying in bed, ghost, listening to these internet bus stalkers.
They need to just grow the fuck up, man.
It's starting to get old, kids.
I mean, come on, let's start a new one, man.
Come on.
Man, Goofy, you know, you know, with all due respect, man, you sound pretty hammered, man.
I mean, you're all right, man.
I mean, I haven't heard you.
This is like hungover.
I mean, we could do, we could just hear the night of, you know, booze and, you know, promiscuous sex and sinning and, you know, all that other stuff.
Are you all right, man?
Yeah, I'm all right.
You know what, gross?
They kicked me out of a bar because some grandparents brought their little grandchildren there, and, you know, it's a bar.
It's a sports night.
The sharks are playing the Detroit Red Wings.
We beat them.
And, you know, I'm screaming, rocking, enjoying my time.
I'm with a girl.
She's paying for everything.
So I capitalize right there.
You got a girl to pay for all the meal and everything?
The drinks and everything?
Well, yeah, because see, Saturday, she flaked out on me, but she took her sister's pill and knocked out all night.
So I thought maybe she got abducted by a UFO or some bullshit.
I don't know.
But, you know, she called me on 4 o'clock in the morning on Sunday, apologizing.
So she took me out, and we had a wonderful dinner at Bertani Arms in downtown San Jose.
And they kicked me out, you know, because I was being a little bit loud and obnoxious.
You know, there's a little child here.
Well, I explained to the grandparents, hey, this is a bar.
You know, our team is in the playoffs.
Can we have some fun, you know, to get away from our real lives?
But now we have to come to a bar and now they're putting little rules on us.
I mean, come on.
Are you serious?
I mean, you know, that's what really pisses me off.
You can't even go to a bar nowadays without these, you know, bimbos who've shitted out about eight kids, bringing a couple of them to the bar so they can still look for a baby daddy while at the same time getting their rent paid, showing tits and ass.
You know, I really don't appreciate that, man.
I think that, you know, anybody who has children, anybody who has children, you know, you need to just keep them at home.
You know, call a babysitter.
You know, there's a whole bunch of teenagers that are looking for work.
I mean, come out the pocket.
I know you got eight kids.
Come out the pocket for Christ's sake.
I mean, what are you doing?
Bringing your kids to a goddamn bar or let alone a restaurant that has a restaurant bar.
I mean, what the hell's the problem?
What the hell's the problem?
You know what's the funny thing is, ghosts, is that you know, I woke up this morning.
I woke up like an hour ago.
You know, like, this is the first time, you know, I'm usually the first one up in the morning, but I'm telling you, Austin Nichols, wild turkey.
I've had four bottles this whole weekend, and believe me, it kicked me in the kidneys, man.
I'm hurting right now, ghost.
Oh, man.
I'm just living.
Even when I'm smoking right now, and it still hurts when I'm smoking.
It's like, ah.
Maybe you know what you need to do?
You take, you know, you should get a whole jar of pickle juice.
All right, and just start chugging that pickle juice, man.
It'll start flushing out the kidneys.
You know, I mean, it may give you a little bit of anal leakage, but you know, it'll flush out the kidneys.
Not to mention that it could also possibly flush out any kind of legal narcotics that you got in your system.
So, you know.
That's my opinion right now.
That's my opinion.
I'm just stating my opinion for educational purposes only.
All right.
That's all I'm doing.
All right.
Well, shit, let's try that right now.
I'm going to go in the refrigerator and get some pickling juice because that sounds delicious right now.
I'm going to put you on hold there, Goofy Bone.
All right, stay there.
We're going to come back to you in a second.
We got so many people.
We got so many people on the horn here.
We want to get to you all.
646-652-4869.
We were talking about Osama bin Laden dead.
I want to see the pictures.
I don't know about you.
I want to talk a little bit more about this weekend, Muamar Gaddafi, the Libyan military theater that America is engaged in.
According to reports, NATO had an airstrike into Muammar Gaddafi's compound and killed his son and his grandchildren, which, you know, is precarious.
But at the same time, I mean, I guess we're in there.
You know, I mean, we implemented a military theater.
I mean, let's get this done as soon as possible.
But at the same time, in my personal opinion, who in the hell are these Libyan rebels?
I mean, our State Department stated that in eastern Libya that there are known factions of al-Qaeda in that.
I mean, geez.
Let's not go over and over and over with it again.
But, you know, once again, NATO airstrikes have killed Muammar Gaddafi's son and grandchildren.
I mean, a lot of Islamic fundamentalists killed out here.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
We got somebody from 512, the Austin, Texas area.
What's going on?
What's going on?
I'm over at L So and I want to see your toolbox.
Oh, you piece of cricket!
All right, just calm down.
And do not tell me that this Internet butt stalker is in Austin, Texas.
I mean, 5-1.
Let me tell you something.
If you're in Austin, Texas, you better not hope that I find out that you're anywhere around my perimeter.
Because I would stomp a mud hole in your little fruity ass, kick it dry, take a dirty, yellow, bubbly pee in it, then take a dirty diarrhea crap in it, and all you can look at me is with a yellow and brown smile about it.
That's all you can do there, boy, you goddamn Eric Buttstalker.
It's enough.
It's enough.
That's enough.
Junkyard America and Obama Smears00:07:48
I got to take a drink after that, man.
I'm telling you, I appreciate this, man.
All right.
And all you people that are sitting over here laughing about it, screw you.
Screw you, people.
All right?
Let me just take a call here.
I'm going to take a couple of breathers here.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm just, you know, I thought that the alcohol would somehow calm down my rage when it came down to these ass clowns coming in here trying to, you know, they're making a jackass out of me.
That's what they're trying to do.
They're trying to make a jackass out of me.
And I really don't appreciate it.
I think people out here should really appreciate the type of commentary that I'm putting forth out here on this broadcast instead of being a bunch of ass clowns, to say the least.
All right?
All right, don't you understand it?
Are you listening to me?
Anyway, 6466524869.
We got 860 on the horn.
What's your excuse?
Stupid idiot.
253, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost, I just wanted to know what you thought about the allegations that you were late in the whole segment.
What's up with Randy?
Give me a break.
281, you're in the horn.
Hey, I totally agree with you.
I totally agree with you.
Those people on the internet that are just yelling, screaming, being annoying, that is just a waste of your time.
It's a waste of my time, a waste of my energy.
And let me tell you something right now.
To everybody who's listening to me throughout the world, I'm shooting pearls here.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm shooting pearls.
And nobody's appreciating a goddamn thing about it.
All right?
I'm shooting pearls here.
But, of course, what are these people doing?
They're sitting over here, they're trying to prank all.
They're trying to do all this money.
That barrel roll, barrel roll, and all this other crap.
646-6524869.
We got Erico 213.
You're on the hoard.
Ghost, baby, what's going on?
What's going on?
How's your weekend been, baby?
Well, I mean, it's been all right.
I mean, I've had some steak dinners and went to a few shows out here in Austin, Texas.
It was okay until you called up.
Get up, for Christ's sake.
What are you doing to that kid?
I got, wee!
I mean, stop choking that kid.
What are you doing?
I ain't choking that kid, baby.
Look, the only reason I called you is because I want to say aha, ghost.
Aha.
That's all I got to say, ghost.
Aha, what the hell does that mean?
Aha.
You always over here on the true capitalist radio show talking about Obama turning this into Junkyard America, but we got Bin Laden, baby.
It's over with.
You can think of something.
Should make a Barack Obama for that, baby.
Well, you were just about to call somebody Osama.
Who are you going to call Osama again?
Who are you going to call Osama?
Baby, I just kind of slip because they names is only one letter apart.
But you know what I'm talking about?
Don't try to twist this into a smear campaign.
Okay, go ahead.
I said, don't try to just because I almost said that.
Don't try to turn this into a smear campaign on Obama, baby.
Hey, hey, turn it into a smear campaign.
Your ghetto ass did it.
You're getting a situation, huh?
No, baby, I'm giving praise to Obama.
You always hate Obama, baby.
I'm not always hating on Obama.
I'm just saying he turned this country upside down.
No, baby.
I mean, shut him off for a second.
I mean, don't you know by now that Barack Obama, you know, okay, yeah, okay, he got bin Laden, but, you know, did he really get bin Laden?
I mean, there's a lot of things that need to become, you know, brought about about this, but I'll give him a credit that Osama bin Laden was killed under his tenure.
But you take a look at all the policies that are being pushed forth by this president.
You take a look at all the anti-capitalist policies being put forth and signed by this liberal regime.
He and his goddamn Nancy Pelosi, plastic face bimbo, and then Harry Scary Reed, they have single-handedly turned this country into junkyard America.
Oh, man, that's right.
Welcome to Junkyard America, baby.
We're to get your hand out.
That's what we're doing.
We're to get your hand down, baby.
Come on down.
You want somebody with Barack Obama, man?
What is the name of the baby?
Come on, America, Junkyard America, baby.
Junkyard America, thank you, Obama.
I want all the housing out of the program.
However, that means you've never been sexy.
I want it all, baby.
I want it all.
I want it all.
I want it somewhere to pay the junkyard America.
Junkyard America.
That's just the way it is, man.
I mean, you know, I mean, I'm not trying to say anything against what Barack Obama has done, you know, in this, I guess, killing of Osama bin Laden.
But he has turned America into junkyard America, in my personal opinion.
I mean, do we not forget?
I mean, lest we forget cash for clunkers and cash for crap.
I mean, do we not forget this?
Do you remember this?
Oh, yeah, come on over here.
Cash for clunkers.
Bring your clunker-ass car over here.
We'll give you some money.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, cash for crap.
Come over here and bring your old-ass appliance over here.
We'll give you cash for it.
I mean, this is taxpayer money for Christ's sake.
This is taxpayer money, for Christ's sake.
646-6524869 is an overcoat.
We were supposed to be talking about NATO forces striking MoMA Gaddafi's compound and killing his son and his grandchildren.
And we were talking to 213, but I guess he hung up.
But we're hooking up with somebody else.
718, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost.
I just want to give a shout out to all the listeners from back when you had True Conservative Radio, because that's what I've been listening to.
I want to give a shout out to Goku, Future DNB, Goofy Bone, Billy D. Williams, Capitalizing, and of course, I want to give a shout out to you, Ghost.
Keep it up.
First Amendment Rights for Gay Communists00:05:59
So all the gay communists listening to your show.
Get your stupid idiot.
Stupid fruity bastard.
This is what I don't understand.
I mean, look, all these gay activists and all these ass clowns that are sitting over here trying to fruit up my show, trying to smell up my goddamn chat room like butt crack.
What you need to understand is that I am not against the gay community.
You idiots need to realize that.
I am not against it.
As a matter of fact, I think that you're being overtaxed as the gay community.
You understand?
What I don't embrace is that you go out there in the middle of a goddamn supposed gay pride parade.
You put on these gay bondage outfits, these leather chaps and these outfits, and you put on red ball gags in your mouth.
You got these sex toys that look like Jose Conseco's fist.
You got all this disgusting paraphernalia, sexual activity, just rampant, not only rampant, but just out in the open for everybody to see in the middle of the day.
And I just don't appreciate that.
You understand?
I just do not appreciate that whatsoever.
Not to mention, I don't appreciate that you've got homosexuals out here literally.
They literally are having oral compilation across the street from an elementary school.
And they want that protected by the goddamn First Amendment.
They want it protected by the First Amendment.
So, you know, just what makes me sick.
You know, that's what really pisses me off.
And, you know, they're sitting over here calling me up, trying to be ass clowns about it.
I don't appreciate it.
Look, I don't care what you do in your home, okay?
I hate to keep reiterating this, but I don't care.
I don't care.
If you are chewing each other up the ass in daisy chain fashion, I don't care if you are, you know, taking it up the pooper with a 15 and a half inch John Holm sausage.
I don't care if you've got a damn dog farting fetish, squirrel fisting, or if you've like lesbian Nazi hookers to whip you with a cat of nine tails.
I don't care.
But you need to do that in the privacy of your own home and not sit over here and shove it in society's face.
All right?
And the only people that disagree with that are disgusting, you know, immoral, disgraceful, oh, look at me.
I want to show my wee we to everybody.
Those types of perverted assholes.
All right?
Those idiots.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I know that.
Look, man, I'm sorry y'all had to see that, but I'm sick.
I'm sick of these damn homosexuals calling me up.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, if you're a real capitalist right now, I'm pleading with you.
Spread it around like wildfire.
We need more capitalists in this chat room.
We need more capitalists in this show.
The damn leftists and the damn feminists and the damn homosexuals have taken over true capitalist radio.
I need your help.
I need your help.
Spread it around like wildfire.
Blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
All right, BlogTalkRadio.com slash ghost.
We got ourselves a lot of assholes up in here.
I need to calm down here.
Let me take a chug of this beer.
Wait a minute.
This is it.
I'm out of beer.
I need more beer.
Hold on.
We got some more beer here.
Oh, yeah.
We've got ourselves another St. Paul-y girl up in here, folks.
Let me go ahead and open this up.
Jesus Christ.
Hello?
Jesus Christ.
I'm screwing up for Christ's sake.
I almost turned off the microphone.
Is everybody here?
Can everybody hear me for Christ's sake?
Turned off the damn microphone.
Anyway, if anybody can't hear me, go shove it up your clogged up colon pipe, you milky-looking butt-loving pieces of owl.
Shut up your ass if you can't hear me.
I want that.
Shut up, you're clogged up ass.
Anyway, I'm drinking another beer.
We are in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
If you are listening in, please spread this damn show around like wildfire and let everybody know that we're in affected in the house at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
Anyway, we're going to move on to another subject matter.
We were talking about how we had Muamar Gaddafi and his compound struck by NATO forces, and we killed his son and his grandchildren.
Unfortunately, nobody gives a crap about that who's calling in, so we're going to take some more callers.
Actually, I'm going to take a couple more callers, and then we're going to move on to another subject matter.
Now, I hate doing this, but I'm going to do this because, well, you know, we're going to take a chance.
All right, 111, you're on the horn.
Are you there?
Hello?
Yeah, you're stupid idiot.
111, you there?
Hey!
Hey!
I want more!
I mean, what the hell did he wrong with you?
Are you having a fight over there?
What the hell's going on over there, man?
Hey, 111, are you okay?
I hear a fight back there.
Your mom and dad having a fight?
Fat Mexicans and Bean Cheese Tacos00:04:07
You're just a Mexican, that's all.
Ah, false.
You're a Mexican.
Ghost, are you a Mexican?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, you got a bunch of Mexicans.
Mr. Ghost, Mr. Ghost, are you a Mexican?
Oh, y'all have a bunch of Mexicans back there?
Is that what y'all are talking about?
You got a bunch of Mexicans?
Oh, no, Oh, Jesus Christ.
I can tell you're a fat kid for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
Yes.
Some of those things, you know, a bunch of fat kids.
You know what I mean?
You know, especially these fat Mexicans.
You know, with all due respect to Mexicans, you know, I'm out here in Texas.
We got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
But these fat, bald Mexicans, you know, they call them palons out here in Texas.
You know, these fat palons, you know, they come out here, they're just fat in the ass, right?
And yet they want to sit over here and say, man, I'm poor.
I'm poor, and I don't know what to do.
Shut up.
All right.
Why don't you stop eating those bean and cheese tacos?
You know that out here in Texas, you know, you've got these damn Mexican joints that sell a bean and cheese taco for like 49 cents.
Literally.
And, you know, the thing about it is that, you know, they get that refried break, the refried breens, refried.
How come I can't say refried beans?
Refried beans, Which means that, you know, they took beans from yesterday and they refried them and they mash them up into the refried process.
They slop them onto a damn tortilla and then they throw on some melted, you know, cheddar cheese on there.
You got a bean and cheese taco right there.
49 cents, baby.
49 cent.
These idiots, you know, feed their families on them out here.
I'm serious, man.
They feed their families on them out here, man.
I mean, you go to one of these places that's selling and you got these people.
Yes, can I have, you know, 50 bean and cheese tacos, please?
Oh, my God.
I mean, you know, and not only that, I mean, a bean and cheese tacos, especially refried beans.
I mean, isn't that bad on the sphincter?
You know, I'd hate to be on the pot after getting about, you know, you know, about, you know, six or seven tacos in of some bean and cheese, for Christ's sake, and having to, you know, squeeze a loaf out of a sphincter that is comprised of bean and cheese and, you know, tortilla.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not, hey, look, I'm not against tacos.
All right.
I like tacos.
I'm from Texas.
All right.
I like them Fejita tacos.
You know, Fagitas.
I mean, those are great, man.
Anybody who's never had a goddamn Fejita taco, you never, you've never lived in your life.
All right.
Vegetas are great, great tacos.
Carnegie Guisada, Carnegie Guesada tacos are also great, great tacos.
I mean, I love them.
Great.
You know, they have this little thing out here called a gor gordita, a gordita.
Unbelievable.
I mean, you know, let me tell you, these Mexicans, they became really creative.
And I know that a lot of people don't want to realize this, but the reason that the Mexicans became such creative cuisine artists was because a lot of the crap that they threw out of the butcher back in the old days, they used to throw out the skirt steak, which is now Fejitas.
They used to throw out the intestines, which is now trepas.
Trepas.
That's what they call them out here at that trepas.
They used to throw out the cowhead, and the Mexicans used to scrape off the cheek meat off the cow and make a barbacoa with it.
Racism in Mexican Food Stories00:03:16
I'm not joking.
I'm not sure.
I know there's people that are like, oh, that's racist, ghost.
That's racist.
That's not a lie.
It's an absolute fact.
And all you idiots that are sitting over here saying, oh, that's racist comment, ghost.
Well, why in the hell else would anybody eat tripe?
I mean, why else would anybody eat skirt steak for Christ's sake?
I mean, let's be honest.
We all want the good stuff.
I mean, I want prime rib, baby.
I want, you know, ribeye.
You know, I want the good stuff.
But I'm just telling you a story about, you know, how it is.
I mean, I'm not racist against Mexicans.
As a matter of fact, I got Mexicans as friends.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I hate to keep reiterating this, but I'm a goddamn melting pot of friendship.
And you idiots that are out there on the internet spreading these slanderous lies and are some goddamn racists.
You people need to stop that crap, all right?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I've got, you know, Jesus Christ, I don't even know, like, thousands of friends that happen to be black and happened to be Mexican and happened to be Oriental, you know?
And, you know, it happened to be, you know, Guido and all this other stuff, man.
I mean, a whole bunch of them.
For you people to be sitting over here making these false indictments about me pisses me off, man, because people believe this crap.
I mean, have you seen the YouTube videos about me for Christ's sake?
Have you seen this crap?
I mean, people were believing this garbage, man.
Jesus Christ.
Let's take some more calls here.
I'm just I'm just trying.
I'm trying to I'm trying to make a show here.
You know, we're trying to talk about NATO forces killing Muammar Gaddafi's son and grandchildren here.
We were talking about Osama bin Laden getting assassinated.
Let's talk.
I mean, let's take a call.
Hopefully somebody's got something insightful to say.
AreaCo253, you're on the horn.
All right.
Now, I think they totally went at with the wrong angle with the whole bombing, you know?
I personally think they should have done it.
And that's it.
And you're going to hang up on that?
Yeah, great.
Yeah.
Anyway, 407, you're on the horn.
I think the reason they present all homosexuals and women is because your dad sexually abused you as a child and your mom sat there and watched.
Oh, yeah.
And that's what, where did you rip that off from?
Where did you get that comeback from?
Yo, barrel roll.
Where did you get that comeback from?
Come on, talk, boy.
Don't be scared.
I'm talking to you, boy.
Gross I'm pairing.
Come on, 407, you piece of crap.
I got your number now.
I'll call you all night.
If you don't start talking, then you got a pair.
Why are you mad, bro?
Come on.
Why am I mad?
You know what?
I'm going to bring up the secret weapon.
Are you there, 407?
I'm going to use the secret weapon on you.
Are you there?
Idiot.
Are you there?
Are you there?
That's on here.
I'm talking, you idiot.
Of course I'm fucking idiot.
Hold on.
Shut him off for a second.
Anarchism vs Capitalist Systems00:16:02
All right, now look.
My secret weapon now, 407.
I got something for you, all right?
The secret weapon is I've got, you know, an old man.
All right.
Oh, he hung on.
Oh, come on.
Don't hang up, you stupid pussy whip.
Oh.
Man, he's just waiting there, too.
Jesus Christ.
Let's take another.
Let's take another call here.
720, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost.
What's going on?
Hey, man.
First off, man, I'm sorry that all these trolls call you.
Hey, welcome to America.
This is the way it is.
I mean, Joe, anybody who listens to my show needs to realize that this is America.
This is the American youth.
This is the way it is, and it's unfortunate.
Well, and I don't doubt that.
I've seen the American youth, and it's horrible.
One thing that I would like to talk to you about, though, is I would like to literally, legitimately debate with you the ideas of capitalism versus other economic systems.
Okay, go for it.
All right.
So I'm definitely not a capitalist.
I'm an anarchist, which is, if you're at all familiar with it, which is sort of an offbreed of socialism.
So my big beef with capitalism is just the inequality that it breeds and the hatred that it breeds and everything else that just it, I mean, capitalism has killed so many people throughout the years.
I mean, how can you justify believing in something that has killed and slaughtered people through centuries?
Well, I don't think it's first of all, the inception of capitalism didn't evolve until post-Industrial Revolution.
I mean, you know, since then, it was more of a mercantile type of an economic system, you know, mercantilism.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, yeah, yeah, during the during the birth of the country and it really never had a had the name of capitalism, but it o but it's it's kind of what it was.
And once the post-economic economic systems I mean, mercantilism had nothing to do with capitalism.
I mean, mercantilism had a set base on what should be produced and how much should be produced.
Capitalism doesn't do that.
Capitalism bases its production based upon the demand that's on the consumer end.
Now, you know, uh, you know, people that sit over here and say that, oh, there's a lot of death and destruction that have happened that's happened because of capitalism, you know, fail to forget that, you know, we come from a history of devastation, torture, tragedy, so on and so forth.
I mean, lest we not forget that, you know, all institutionalists, whether it's bureaucratic institutionalist on the state end or bureaucratic institutional on the theological end, these churches and that sort of thing, I mean, mankind has been bamboozled by all these different authorities into believing that they have to kill each other for these different ideologies.
Oh, my God is better than your God.
Oh, you know, my political philosophy is better than your political philosophy.
But capitalism provides an avenue to separate the weak from the wise.
And if you're referencing, you know, it's killed so many people in the reference of, oh, well, people went starving, people are on the street, that sort of thing.
Let's be honest.
I mean, you know, the reason that they're on the street and starving is because that's what they want to do.
I mean, we have to look at the underlying reason on why people are homeless, why people are on the streets, and we'll start realizing that they have made a tremendous amount of bad decisions in their lives to where they put themselves in a situation that's homeless.
Now, okay, let's say forget about the homeless.
Talk about impoverished situations.
Well, you take a look at what capitalism has transpired here in America.
Capitalism has transpired the American population to be so docile to the point where they believe that, oh, we should care about the POW in America, and we're giving them so many entitlements, and we're giving them so many different reasons to continue, even though they don't have to make any kind of initiative of productivity, even though they don't have to make any kind of initiative to continue to make some kind of contribution to this country.
We give them money, money, money, so that they can just be shitting piss factories.
Let's be honest, that's what they become.
They become shit funnels.
All right?
And in my personal opinion, I think that any other economic system besides capitalism would be going against nature, would be going against the natural state of affairs in this world at this point in time.
I know there's a lot of people that want to believe that we should somehow hold hands and sing kumbaya and feed every goddamn person that shitted out, every whorebag that decided to hop on something that looked good in a leather jacket and out came some life.
I mean, in my personal opinion, we don't you know, we don't need to do that.
As a matter of fact, it goes against the very nature of the world.
And if you want my personal opinion, I think that the reason that we're seeing such mega earthquakes, mega hurricanes, mega atmospheric disturbances has a lot to do with the fact that we have a lot of people on this world that are consuming the natural resources of this planet.
And the planet itself is just reacting just like anything else.
Just like if humans get headlights, or if humans get some kind of internal infection, they're trying to fight it with some kind of antibiotic and that sort of thing.
And in my personal opinion, I just think that we have gone a completely wrong direction.
I'm not trying to say that all human beings should be put in categories, this and that, but capitalism provides the mechanism to allow those that are going to be contributors into this life.
You see, the buck stops with us in the ecosystem.
The buck stops with us.
The lion kills this animal, and the animal that the lion kills kills another animal, and so on and so forth.
Every living organism kills something else to eat it, to survive.
That's what you leftist, and that's what you political romanticists don't really want to understand.
You don't want to realize that everything, everything on this earth kills something else to survive, and kills something else to eat.
And unfortunately, all these people just want to sit here and make believe that, oh, because we're human beings, because we supersede life upon everything else on this planet, that we need to just go ahead and feed, whether they make no contribution, whether they care about the earth, whether they care about the continuity of life itself.
No, we've got to continue to feed these fat jelly bastards who have no consideration about the continuity of man.
We've got to continue to feed these people.
Yeah.
And I disagree with it.
And I think that capitalism provides that mechanism of separating those that are just going to be wastes of human life.
All right?
Waste of human life.
I mean, you know, what it does is if you're not going to be able to contribute to this system, and what's contribution in a capitalist system?
Huh?
What is contribution to a capitalist system?
Just fucking working, you idiots.
All right?
Just working.
That's contribution to a capitalist system.
But look at all these assholes in the chat room pissing and moaning about how capitalism is so bad.
That's all it is.
Just working.
And, you know, that's what's so unfortunate about people.
They don't want to work anymore.
And, you know, people that try to throw this communist card, they want to throw this communist card that, oh, you know, communism, you know, holds hands and workers of the world unite.
Well, what did Karl Marx really mean by that, you idiots?
All right?
Do you think Karl Marx wanted to see peasantry to become the emphasis of society like it is in Maoism?
Do you think that Marx wanted to see some bureaucratic proletariat authority mechanism that was put forth in the Soviet Union like Lenin did?
Absolutely not.
I mean, if you read Marx correctly, what was the last words of the Communist Manifesto?
What was the last words of that?
The workers of the world unite.
And if we look at the world today, are the workers of the world uniting?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
On the contrary, we're having more and more losers that just want to sit back and become shit and piss factories.
Not to mention they want to shit out children like it's going out of style.
And we're supposed to somehow what?
Oh, it's okay.
Let's just let's just hold hands and sing Kumbaya.
I mean, it's just horrible.
Now, I know that you've been sitting there for a second, and I know that you weren't advocating any of the things that I was talking about, but I was just trying to tell you that capitalism is the purest form.
It's the best form of social organization in society.
But I want to debate your form of anarchism.
Okay?
And now, I like the fact that you said anarchism is somehow hopping on the bandwagon of socialism.
Well, then why are anarchists trying to be socialists?
You know, anarchists, as I read Pierre-Joseph Perdhan, Pierre-Joseph Perdhan being the godfather of anarchism, being reiterated by a Russian by the name of Bakunian.
These are the two individuals who I read as any kind of theoretical reference to anarchism.
And both, both forms written forth by Pierre-Joseph Perdon and Bakunyan are political romanticism.
Do you understand?
Political romanticism.
And the only model, the only model that anarchism that has ever had in this world is the Chapatistas in southern Mexico.
The Chapatistas in southern Mexico.
And look at where that has gone.
So, 720, you know, I'd like to ask you, where in this political romantic model of anarchism do you expect any kind of civility?
Given the fact that we have such international unrest, given the fact that we have, you know, such international, you know, primitive idealism, you know, theocratic nationalism, racism, culturalism, feminism, the whole nigga.
We've got all these isms coalescing.
How is anarchism, which is, let's be honest, the basis of anarchism as I've read it with Bakunyan and Pierre-Joseph Perdon, was that the true essence of man is good.
And they put a lot of emphasis on the true essence of men.
But let's be honest.
The true essence of man is bad.
You know?
The true essence of man is bad, for Christ's sake.
And for you to sit over here and say, oh, anarchism, anarchism is so great.
Anarchism is this.
Anarchism is that.
I mean, let's be honest, man.
I mean, anarchism is just not the way it's supposed to be.
Not only is it the way it's supposed to be, but it's not even applicable to modern times, nor would it ever be applicable even if we were in primitive tribal times.
I mean, even in primitive tribal times, 720, we, as humanity, resorted into a more communal idealism.
You understand what I'm saying?
We didn't embrace anarchism at any point in our human history.
I mean, you know, if anything, we embraced a communal sense of community.
And, you know, the tribes, you know, and everything else shows us this.
So what I'm trying to tell you is, is that capitalism is the only form of humanity, or is the only ideology that can dictate humanity on who should be here and who shouldn't be here.
I mean, remember, we've been having this debate since the beginning of time.
I mean, World War II, what do you think the hell that was about?
I mean, you had dumbass Adolf Hitler thinking, oh, a slogan, slogan, sneak slogan.
You know, he had all the you had all these idiots thinking that they knew the answer to be able to separate these people from that people, and we're going to put these people in the gas chamber and that people in the gas.
No, absolutely not.
It's capitalism, man.
Capitalism.
Anyway, 646-652-4869-720.
I'd like for you to go ahead and rebuttal on that.
Go ahead.
All right.
All right.
Well, one thing that one of the big figureheads in anarchism that you missed is Peter Kropotkin, which is one of the biggest, was probably bigger than either Proudhon or anybody else that you could really come up with.
He was the interesting thing about anarchism and why it's such a broad term is because there's so many different subsections of anarchists.
There's anarcho-syndicalists, which is somebody like myself, or there is something as far right-wing as anarcho-capitalists.
But as anarchists, the big goal is to demolish the state and let people have control of the government, not a select few people.
That's the main goal of anarchism, is to destroy the state.
Well, no, I agree with that.
But you see, I think, in my personal opinion, the state is more of an umpire in the sense of delving private enterprises' dealings, so to speak.
And, you know, we cannot rely on humanity's faith-based ideas to be able to continue society's continuity.
I mean, I am not an anti-government person, but I think that what the government has done at this point is put its face into our lives way too much.
Crimes Against Humanity Continue00:04:22
I mean, there should be no reason why the government should be telling me how many gallons I can flush down my toilet.
There should be no reason the government should be telling me why I should wear a seat belt, you know, and giving me tickets for it.
There should be no reason for these types of things.
But at the same time, Raja Rata Ratman, which is this Goldman Sachs or whatever the hell he was, this guy on trial right now, this fat Indian bastard on trial for insider trading, I'm all for insider trading prosecutions.
You know, I mean, I think this guy should be prosecuted.
This is one of the cases where the government is actually doing its homework and saying, hey, we shouldn't have any kind of insider traders.
Another insider trading situation that the SEC is looking into is Warren Buffett and this David Sokol situation.
You know, David Sokol had the audacity to purchase, you know, what was it, I don't know, a million shares in the company called Lubersol.
And then he had the audacity, was it two or three months later or a month later to tell Warren Buffett, hey, this is a great company to invest in.
Warren Buffett invests in it.
And, you know, David Sokol makes whatever, I don't know how many millions of dollars.
I mean, I'm all for the government going out and prosecuting insider trader cases.
But you see, we wouldn't have that in any kind of a private anarchist or any kind of society where we relied on the faith-based of people.
I don't like the state.
Believe me, I think the state's a bunch of crap.
Anybody who's read any of my blogs, anybody who's read any of my Anything that I put out, forum posts, chats.
Anybody who's listened to the blog, blog talkradio.com slash ghost knows that I'm against the state.
I hate the state.
I don't think the state's anything pertinent other than the fact that they should remain umpire when it comes to this type of situation.
Anyway, 721, I want to thank you for calling up, man.
I mean, we could have a great debate about anarchism versus capitalism, but we got a lot of ass clowns here on the on the horn here.
I mean, literally, I I got a count of about 150 people waiting to l you know, to say something on this broadcast.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you, folks.
We were talking about Gaddafi, you know, his compound getting hit by NATO, his sons being killed.
I want to talk a little bit now about Syria continuing its crimes against humanity.
It's continuing its crimes against humanity.
Now, you want to talk about totalitarian socialist communist-style states.
Let's talk about Bashar al-Assad in Syria.
Bashar al-Assad is a secularist Baathist state, you know?
A secularist Baathist state here that's trying to implement some type of totalitarian rule.
And this is why the people are rebelling against it.
All right?
I mean, if you read about the Baptists, the Baathists are secularists.
All right?
But at the same time, they want to still be totalitarian in the same ruling fashion as some kind of Sharia law type of government, you know, like in Iran, per se.
But it's not working.
People are rising up.
They've been rising up for the past several months, for Christ's sake.
And of course, Syria has been killing people like it's no big deal.
Not only has Bashar al-Assad, the leader of Syria, ordered the killing of mass amounts of people out there, he's killing his soldiers that are refusing to shoot at the people.
So anyway, we got 10 dead now today, hundreds arrested.
There's a mass sweep of people that are being, if they're even speculated as being a part of any of the anti-government movement that's happening in Syria, they're in big trouble, man.
And it's sick, man.
I mean, I hate to see crimes against humanity in this nature, man.
It makes me ill, man.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Alex Jones Documentary Obsession00:15:31
I want to hear from you.
Let's take some calls here.
111, you're on the horn.
You're farting or something.
281, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost, thank you for all that you've done for America.
And I would also like to say, how is your sister/slash girlfriend?
Yeah, stupid, silly bastard.
316, you're on the horn.
Hey, you know what?
Yeah, I see you've got the same trolls that like to call into our radio show, False Flag Radio.
And you're doing a good job hanging with them.
I got a question for you.
What do you think the official narrative is now that the boogeyman Osama bin Laden is dead and they're not going to really be able to use that to further the fear of that inside job 9-11?
Well, you're one of the ones that believed that 9-11 was an inside job.
Well, I've done the research.
It's kind of hard for me to get past a lot of the unanswered questions.
No, let me guess.
You're part of the persuasion that believes that there was bombs inside the building?
Well, you know what?
They have published in Scientific Peer Review magazine that they found weapons-grade thermite in the dust coming out of the World Trade Center complex.
Yeah, well, that was like one or two doctors that have been discredited by like a hundred different doctors, man.
You're crediting the same two doctors that have been saying this.
And the only reason they've been saying this is to sell books to people that like you that buy it.
And not only that, you probably pump these guys' books with all due respect.
Now, okay, look, I'll give you this.
Okay, let's say that there was thermite, okay?
Okay, and let's say that, you know, everything's this.
What's the point?
I know that, you know, we have a lot of people in the alternative media like Alex Jones and Jason Burmese and all these other people that are supposed to be, I don't know, freedom fighters for America.
What I would like to ask you is why exactly every time somebody puts out a film putting out this so-called secretive information that Alex Jones, David Icke, Jason Burmes, Alex Watts, all these idiots, how come, you know, and I want a serious answer from this.
How come they have to put their faces into the documentary?
Why can't they just be supposed information leakers not necessarily having their faces put into the limelight?
And secondly, why exactly do you guys just take what they say on these little videos and on their propaganda that you guys buy, that you guys, let me tell you something.
I'm out here in Austin, Texas there, False Flag Radio.
This fat bastard, Alex Jones, is out here with his goddamn bullhorn.
He's fat in the ass.
He's living large.
He's living in a nice apartment out here.
And for you guys to sit over here and say this guy is some kind of a freedom fighter is a disgrace.
Seriously, it's an utter disgrace.
This guy's beer guzzling.
He's wearing Portly suits.
I mean, you know, so my question is to you, okay?
What's the point?
Okay, go ahead.
All right, well, the first question you asked me was, why do these guys have to put their faces in all the documentaries?
Alex Jones is Alex Jones.
I don't know why he feels like he has to be in all of them.
Jason Burbus, on the other hand, don't just dismay Alex Jones that way.
No, no, Let me tell you something right now.
A lot of these Alex Jones worshipers have been emailing me.
I mean, have you looked on the goddamn internet, man?
These Alex Jones assholes have been sitting over here trying to say that I'm a part of some government shill and I'm a part of the New World Order.
I mean, there are actual, I mean, if you look hard enough, there are actual blog sites that use clips of my show.
They play it backwards and claim that I'm making some kind of subliminal message to Satan or some crap.
I kid you not.
These idiots are doing this.
Now, for you to sit over here and just kind of dismiss Alex Jones as, oh, well, Alex Jones is Alex Jones.
Screw Alex Jones.
I want you, that's one guy I want you to talk for.
Your false flag radio.
I also got an interview request from Freedomizer Radio, Freedom Riser Radio, whatever the hell it's called.
I mean, look, okay, you know, it's great.
You know, you guys, you know, you touch on a, you know, whatever you guys say, it's like the equivalent of the guys that believe that like the Bigfoot really exists and the Loch Ness monster and that sort of thing.
My question, once again, why does Alex Jones have to shove his face in every goddamn documentary?
And not to mention, why does he have to say the name Michael Moore in like every documentary too?
And I'll tell you why.
I'm going to tell you why, sir.
Alex Jones is a fat, jelly-ass bastard that is a capitalist.
Even though he hates the Federal Reserve, he doesn't have any kind of a qualm spending a Federal Reserve note so that he can buy all his great video equipment, audio equipment, all this other.
He has no qualms in doing that.
No qualms whatsoever.
And you have the audacity to sit over here and say, oh, well, you know, no, we're not going to touch Alex Jones.
You know what?
Screw you.
Kick this idiot.
I can get out.
Get out of the chat room.
Get out.
Get him off and get out of here.
You see, you want to know why I told you to get him off?
Because you didn't want to face the Alex Jones question.
Nobody does.
They just want to think that Alex Jones is some goddamn sacred cow and he offers no solution whatsoever.
You know, as a matter of fact, I mean, you know, wasn't it Bill Cooper that exposed this idiot and a hyper-sensationalist bastard?
And I mean, if you do YouTube searches of Alex Jones, you'll hear this idiot on the year 2000 claiming that there were, you know, Russian missiles headed for America.
I mean, this guy is a piece of trash, and anybody who follows Alex Jones is a moron.
All right?
I mean, he's a moron.
I'm serious.
He's just an utter moron.
Anyway, 6466524869.
I'm not going to sit over here and give these idiots any more their time trying to say, oh, Alex Jones, dude, is like Alex Jones.
He's like a sacred cow, and we're not going to touch him.
You're not going to talk about him.
Shoving up your ass.
All right?
All right.
Let's take some more callers here.
213, you're on the horn.
He said you're going to get away from me that easy baby.
But you just, you kind of conveniently shot me.
And I just, you know, I got to take the ribs off the grill in a second, so I ain't got much time to really waste.
Oh, great.
Oh, you got ribs on the grill, huh?
You're living in all the capitalist fish.
You got a baby crying and ribs on the grill.
Great.
My baby's just hungry.
We got dinner started kind of late.
Go.
That's all.
My kids try to eat those.
Get this.
Get him, all right?
Get him off.
I'm not going to sit here and allow this imbecilic Paul In America, asshole who's collecting off of my taxpaying dollars, sit over here and rub it in the faces of taxpayers that oh, he's collecting off the government cheese.
I ain't gonna do that.
I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna let him do it all right.
Anyway, we got Texas Capital Trader on the horn.
What's going on, Texas Capital Trader?
I got a quick question for you, if that's okay.
Um, would you suck on my bone?
Oh, my god, that's it.
Seriously, if you want it so much, I don't understand why don't you just you know you trans-testicle piece of crap.
Are you out there walking around as a tranny?
Or are you?
I mean, just answer the question.
Am I a tranny?
Yes.
I've had my balls removed, but I still have the deck.
Let me explain something.
Or let me ask you something.
Now, do you tuck the pecker shaft into the crack of your ass?
I mean, because, man, let me tell you something.
I mean, that is a ball of sounding mail right there.
Texas Capital Trader, go ahead.
String and then a little bit.
And that's how you eat a turkey.
You understand?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you see, I can't make this up.
I cannot make this up.
These are trans-testicles calling me up, sounding like chicks, for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is just, oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we got 906.
You're on the horn.
Hey, ghost.
What's up?
You're so cute when you're mad.
Look at this.
More internet botch talkers, for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something right now, all right?
I'm warning all you ass clowns.
All right.
I mean, this is a serious program.
We discuss things about capitalists.
We discuss serious political topics.
And for you idiots to be sitting over here making a jag off out of me, I really don't appreciate it.
So I'm going to ask you one time, and one time only to stop doing this crap, all right?
I'm trying to not get angry as much because, I mean, this goddamn show is giving me an ulcer here.
You know, I'm trying to, you know, just not get as upset at everything that's going on.
But let me tell you something right now.
If it continues going on here, I'm just going to play music for the next 20 minutes.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm just going to play music.
As a matter of fact, I'll play Give Her a Bone.
You know, that sounds like a good song to be playing.
All right.
So if I hear one more, one more, one more prank call from any of you idiots.
I'm going to play music for the next 20 minutes.
Okay, so I'm just going to calm down here.
All right.
I'm going to calm down.
I'm going to take another call.
Hopefully, everything's okay.
You got Digital Gladiator in the house.
Digital Gladiator, either.
That's it.
Throw them on something.
Just throw him.
Never a bone.
I've got decks on my mind.
You know what?
This is so fucking hot.
You're turning me on.
I really wanted to fuck you.
And here's my chance.
You must understand.
I could never be a man.
I'm just here to be your bones.
Giving you something to moan.
Hoping that you like it thick.
Trust me, baby, I'll bust them lips.
Getting you nasty, ready to dance.
At the end, I'm gonna be in your pants.
And back at my patch, getting it slow.
Positions are nice where she don't wanna go too strange.
That are getting free.
Yeah, I feel like a plumber.
Sitting this linky foot in the hole like Tygo Woods.
Watching this girl just feel so good.
She's only in love, but I dance too quick.
Cause I'm not a boyfriend.
I'm sorry.
Just give her a rumble.
Girl wants to go one a day.
I hope she knows I need to be plates.
Talking about all bullshit lies.
After the meal, we go for a drop.
Smoking on the big gas, she's looking at me like she wants some, so I passed it to her.
Welcome to my land.
She got so high, wish she couldn't even laugh.
Laying on the back with her feet in the air, like a naughty fix in the girl didn't care.
Let me hit it all kinds of ways.
Sweating like thugs, trying to run away.
You know what we're doing is a crime.
But letting me hit that one more time.
She gotta get going or nothing down.
Cause I'm not her boyfriend She's starting to have feelings and act like a fool.
I told her I'm the guy on the side, but she can't live with it and let it rise.
Watching her trying to hold me down.
Find me things, try to keep me around.
You can't stop me when I'm on a one-way.
I'ma play it for a lot, and there's no other way.
So let's get back to what we do best.
Put another zip up on her dress.
That's the body of the year, and it tastes so good.
She likes to nail because I got that word.
Hitting it hard, bro.
I roll back.
This girl is pursuing and needs to relax.
I gotta get going, no bullshit at home.
Cause I'm not a boyfriend.
I'm jacked for her.
Just give her a rumble.
Just give her a rumble.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
I told you.
I told you, morons, all right?
That's about enough, all right?
That is about enough.
Anyway, folks, that was a Goofy Bone.
Give it to her.
You know, as a matter of fact, Goofy Bone is a part of the Capitalist Army.
Want to give a shout-out.
As a matter of fact, we should be giving a shout-out to everybody in the damn capitalist army out here.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to do that right now.
What's up to Red Angie?
Papa Dot, Capitalist, Wiz, Gizod, Omega, Dylan, CHZ 93, Ashy in the place, Karl Marx, Capitalist Armada, Anonymous, Jake Miltner, George Orwell.
Social Networks Creating Terrorists00:04:05
What's going on?
Vincent the base, Saul Goodman, Chorino, Bobo, Swat Ballish, Trina Bangi, Desert, Eminem, Montag, Tag, I think that's what it's called.
Truth is out there.
What's going on, Truth?
We already said Goofy Bone.
What's going on?
Moxie, Soybean, Strope, Ivan, Debbie Daly, Bar Girl, Dream of Money, Baba Gadouche, Billy D. Williams, Mike T, Future DNB, Goku93, what's going on?
Capitalizing.
And, you know, that's about it.
I want to say what's up to everybody in the capitalist army, man.
What's going on?
As a matter of fact, if you don't know, and if you don't already know, www.capitalistarmy.com is the place to go.
It's the only social network.
The only social network that is meant for capitalists, baby.
Woo!
Anyway, we were talking about how Syria has killed ten and arrest hundreds in an attempt to stop the unrest.
I want to talk about how the Islamic Brotherhood is now poised to becoming the majority of the Egyptian parliament, huh?
Yeah.
Thanks, Whale Gonem, you asshole.
Thanks.
Yeah, as a matter of fact, the Islamic Brotherhood is poised to make 50% of the parliament this next election, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm serious.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
Let's take some more callers.
We got, what do we got?
Jesus Christ, we got a lot of people here.
We got Friday in the house.
What's going on, Friday?
Yeah, you're breathing too hard, and you sound like you're getting off to a naked picture of Richard Simmons' ass cracked.
How about Dee's Fool?
What's going on, Dee's Fool?
What's going on, baby?
Why do you keep hanging up on me, ghost?
It's too uncomfortable.
Oh, man.
Jesus Christ.
The reason I keep hanging up on you is because you're rubbing it in the faces of capitalists that, you know, you're collecting government cheese.
You're eating rib meat on the grill and that sort of thing.
And we don't want to hear it.
We don't want to hear it.
We're capitalists, damn it.
Why?
All right.
So as a capitalist, you should embrace your brethren.
The people out there is making money like you, ghosts.
See, I'm making money like you.
No, You're making my money and every other capitalist's taxpayer money in your pocket.
You're just sitting there.
You're just collecting it in the goddamn mailbox for Christ's sake.
I mean, why should your useless shit funnel ass continue to collect all this money?
I mean, what do you do?
What contribution do you make in this life that makes you so important that you have to get this money from the American government?
Baby, because I'm raising a kid.
You never know.
My kid could grow up to be the one who snipes the next terrorist.
My kid can grow up to be the next sniper that gets the next Osama bin Laden, baby.
So what you're saying is, is that the reason that the American taxpayer is paying you and the other people in the PO in America is to prevent your kids from becoming terrorists and becoming the next sniper and that sort of thing?
I mean, is that what I'm getting at here?
No.
Who said my kid going to become a terrorist, baby?
I didn't say my kid was going to become a terrorist now.
Now, you better stop.
Well, no, no, that's what you were hoping to do today.
No, no, no, wait a minute.
No, no, wait.
You alluded.
You all looted to the fact that the reason that we're giving you all this government cheese, the reason that we're giving you all this goddamn government entitlements, is because, hey, that could be my kid that's out there sniping.
That could be my kid doing this and that.
It's like a payment to prevent your kids from being some wild ass terrorist animal.
Gang Violence in Compton00:10:42
Right, baby.
It's an investment in the future of my community.
You know what I'm saying?
Are you really saying?
I mean, do you really know?
No, no, let me tell you something.
You can't really mean this for Christ's sake.
I mean, you're really starting to piss me off, you sorry sack of crap.
All right?
You really can't mean this, really.
Just say you're freaking joking, all right?
Please tell me you're freaking joking.
No, baby, I ain't lied to you once, ghost.
This is my life, baby.
This is how I get down into 213 every day, dog.
Every day.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know.
And that's how you get down, huh?
Are you from Compton, by the way?
Yeah, baby, I told you I was born and raised at Compton, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on right there.
I got something for you.
You're from Compton.
You're from Compton.
This is for you.
This is for you.
This is for you!
Throw it on, engineer!
Throw it on!
Oh, shit!
Motherfucker step to the ranch here!
Cause Tim Dog is here!
Let's get right down to the nitty-gritty and talk about a bullshit fitting.
Talking about niggas from coughing, they're no coughing, they truly ain't stomping.
Tim Dog, a black man pads.
I'm so bad, I whip Superman pads.
All you suspects that risk from the West Coast, I'll dig this fray ass like a roach.
You think you're cool with your curls and your chains?
I roll ficin, you'll be yelling out rage.
A hard brother that lives in New York.
With something hard, and we don't have to talk.
Shut your mouth before we come out stomping.
Ayo, easy.
Fuck Compton.
Fuck off in.
Fuck off the yeah.
Fuck off.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck him.
Why is this amazing?
Cause the boy ain't shit.
Chewing with tobacco and fit him in shit.
I crush that cube.
I'm cool with IP.
But NWA ain't sick to me.
Dre, beating on D from pumping up.
Step to the dog and get fucked up.
I'm sabistic, imperialistic, idolistic.
And I'm kicking the ballistic.
Having that gang war, we wanna know what you're fighting for.
Fighting over colors?
All that gang shit for dumb motherfuckers.
But you go on thinking hard.
Come to New York and we see who get robbed.
Take your jerry curls, take your black hats, take your whack lyrics in your bullshit tracks.
Now you're madding and thinking about something.
Well, I'm from the South Bronx.
Fuck Compton.
Fuck off the Compton.
Fuck him.
Yo, it's about five.
We got some money fucking South Bronx.
Yeah.
So what this is really shit.
Tim Doggin, I'm the best from the East.
And all this Compton shit must be.
So keep your eyes on the prize and drop.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Shut it off.
Shut it off now.
That was for you there, Diesel.
All right.
How do you like that?
Huh?
How do you, Pookie, and that crown-ass kid?
Wee!
How do y'all like it now?
Oh, baby, that shit was all good, dog.
I was up here.
I was getting down.
I turned that shit up on my computer speakers, and my girl started shaking her ass, ghost.
That's some old school stuff.
Get him off!
Piece of crap, like we're supposed to care about the Poe in America, right?
Have a little bit of a Tim Dog, F Compton.
All right.
Anyway, let's take some more calls here.
We got another idiot from, what is it?
310, you're on the horn.
I've got both of the deal.
Yeah, you're a stupid, silly bastard.
512, you're on the horn.
Ghost, baby.
Ah, Jesus.
I'm not going there.
I'm not.
I'm just going to forget about it.
Just forget about it.
Vince in the Bay, what's going on?
Oh, my God.
Hey, what's the secret weapon?
I want to know, because I want your bone.
Please.
Oh, my God.
You know, a person like you should seriously.
You should seriously be beaten with an Acme brick.
You know?
Seriously.
I mean, you know, why does everybody think that they're cool?
Because they can sound like, oh, look at me.
I can sound like a chick.
I mean, like, it's some big deal.
You know what I mean?
You know, like, oh, look at me.
I can sound like a chick.
I mean, what is that supposed to mean for you?
You know, they're supposed to win you brownie points or something.
Jesus Christ.
You know what I'm saying?
That wasn't Vince in the Bay.
It was just some idiot trying to act like a goddamn trans testicle.
Anyway, we got the Jedi Fapper in the house.
What's going on, the Jedi Fapper?
I'm fapping to your boys right now.
Get, get, get.
I'm not going to get mad.
Let's just continue going, shall we?
We've got 111.
You're in the horn.
Hey.
Hey, what's up?
I just want to say great show.
I usually call and pray and call you, but you got some good shit.
So great show.
Hey, man, thank you very much.
And let me tell you, you want to know why I've got the good stuff, man?
Because I'm saying the truth.
All right?
I'm not out here, you know, shoving things out of my ass that's propagandized by any of these authority figures out here.
All right?
I'm a capitalist.
All right?
And everybody out there who's a capitalist should realize that, hey, wait a minute, why am I out here living in pain and fear?
Why am I out here, you know, doing all this nonsense when I'm not capitalizing and you should be capitalizing?
If you're working, you should be capitalizing.
If you're working and paying taxes, you should be living a lavish life.
And that's all there is to it, man.
I mean, seriously, that's all there is to it.
Anyway, we were talking about how the Brotherhood, the Islamic Brotherhood, is poised to become the majority of Egypt's parliament.
And I just want to thank Whale Gonem, the asshole that, you know, mesmerized this primitive population of Egypt into acting like a bunch of wild jehooties going out and looting businesses and raping women and raiding people's residential private property and the whole nine yards.
Yeah, hey, Whale Gonham, thanks, asshole.
All right?
As a matter of fact, if there's anybody that knows Whale Gonham's little tweet address, his little Twitter name, if you know Whale Gonham's Twitter name, man, please tweet that asshole that I said he's a piece of trash.
Please, please do it.
He is a piece of crap.
Believe it or not, this asshole was in Times Magazine, most influential idiot of the year, for Christ's sake.
Sorry, sack of crap.
And now the Egyptian government is going to be an authoritarian Sharia law piece of garbage now, huh?
Yeah, thanks, Whale Gonham, you piece of crap.
They're doing economic deals with Iran right now.
They're doing economic deals with Iran.
Can you believe that?
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, thanks, Whale Gonham, you asshole.
Let me just calm down.
take a sip here.
It went down the wrong tube there.
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit more now about Facebook.
Now, I know that everybody out there knows that I'm no Facebook fan.
I think Facebook is disgraceful.
I think it's stupid.
And I've said this before, but now we have new reports coming out that Facebook is becoming the ultimate marriage killer.
That's right, the ultimate marriage killer.
So if you happen to be married with some kind of significant other, you better watch out if they have any kind of a Facebook account.
Because apparently you've got hard-up whorebags that are looking to get the high-hard one out there on Facebook, and vice versa.
If you happen to have some, you know, bimbo that happens to have a Facebook account, there's a lot of hard-up idiots that are out there looking to, you know, put a cork in your broad if you, you know, catch my drift.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
And that's what I'm saying.
I just cannot understand that, you know, today in America, we are resorting to social networks to score our poon.
Social networks are now scoring our poon, for Christ's sake.
Yeah, I mean, how is this Facebook's fault?
Because they're allowing this crap.
They're sitting over here.
Oh, I mean, they make it so easy for these assholes to go out and be like, yeah, dude, I remember when I used to bang that bimbo, dude.
Do you remember that?
Oh, dude, I used to bang that bimbo from behind, pull her hair, call her some subterranean slut bag.
And she was like, oh, yeah, I mean, wee, and they go and do a goddamn Facebook search, and lo and behold, they find this slut bag, and they're commiserating some kind of a goddamn rendezvous with some goddamn old slut bag they used to bang from behind, for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something.
That's why I do not have a Facebook.
I will never have a Facebook.
And let me tell you something right now.
Even Assange, Julian Assange today said that Facebook is the ultimate spying machine.
The ultimate spying machine, for Christ's sake.
And, you know, I'm not a big fan of Julian Assange, but at the same time, I'm not against anybody who is showing that any kind of oppressive, totalitarian, authoritarian regime is, you know, manipulating things from behind the scenes.
I am not against anybody that is exposing corruption from within.
Facebook as a Spying Machine00:09:42
You know what I mean?
So you know how it is.
Anyway, look, that's what Julian Assange said.
People are like, oh, he didn't say that.
He said it.
That's why I don't have a Facebook.
All right?
I do not have a Facebook.
You know, I've got a Twitter account.
I've got a blog spot account.
You know, of course, I've got the website www.capitalistarmy.com.
And that's about it.
I mean, you know, screw Facebook, man.
You know what I mean?
As a matter of fact, if you join www.capitalistarmy.com, I'm not going to be sitting over here worried about what you're doing.
As a matter of fact, on thecapitalistarmy.com, you can actually sell whatever goods you have.
You can sell goods or services on the website.
I kid you not.
You can integrate it on your profile via thecapitalistarmy.com.
I'm not joking, man.
I mean, why don't you look around on capitalistarmy.com, you can actually, you know, sell products, you know, much like eBay, you can, you know, sell services the whole nine yards, baby, straight from your profile.
All right?
Unbelievable.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening in, folks.
Cheers.
I'm going to chug another drink of this.
I just opened up a Miller High Life, but believe it or not, this Miller High Life is not out of the can.
No, It is out of the bottle.
So let me take a chug of this, and I want to take some calls here.
Let's go ahead and take some calls.
646-652-4869.
Just remember to call.
Area code 612.
You're on the horn.
Stupid bastard.
Southern Comfort, you're on the horn.
You there?
Shut up.
310, you're on the horn.
Polls of steel.
Stupid idiot.
America, you're on the horn.
You sound like a friendly bastard.
How about who else we got?
111, you're on the horn.
I'm on the horn, baby.
Cake.
Ooh, I love you.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
I don't want to hear it.
All right.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it.
630, you're on the horn.
You got that lawnmower for sale, Sue?
What the hell are you talking about?
You get your number from buddy said you got a lawnmower for sale?
Yeah, I got your mother's jackhammer that goes up inside her uterus pipe that delivers her about 450 pounds of jackhammer ass.
I got that for sale.
Are you hearing me?
All right, let's get out of here.
The truth is out there.
You're telling me about a secret.
Are you keeping something?
Hi, dear.
How are you?
Who's this?
Please have your first name only and your birthday, please.
Shut up.
You sound like Oprah Winfrey's love child.
906, you're on the air.
I want to give you a reach around.
Yeah, and you sound like the foreskin on Lady Gaga's hermerphidite penis.
Let's see who else we got here.
Jesus Christ, you got 000.
You're on the horn here.
I want to give you my dick and cheese sandwich.
I'm not going to do it.
All right.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
All right?
I'm not going to do it.
6466524869 is the number to call.
Let's take some more callers here.
Capitalist Youth, you're on the horn.
Capitalist Youth?
Hey, Capitalist Youth, you're on the horn there.
You're there?
Capitalist Youth hung up.
All right, how about you know, we had 412, you're on the horn.
Is this a crusty crab?
No, but your mother's got crusty crabs in her crustated uterus pipe.
So maybe you should just crawl up in there and see if you can get some crabs out of there.
And, you know, hell, you may be able to get the elusive blue crab.
Who the hell knows?
All right.
Anyway, 000, you're on the horn.
Oh, take me to Krusty Krabs, baby.
Damn it!
Good, dude!
Sick of it, man.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of this crap, man.
I mean, I'm sick of all you're trying to take callers.
I'm trying to take callers.
Of course, sir.
I gotta calm down.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, folks.
I know I gotta calm down here, but god damn it.
I just I don't I don't understand, man.
I don't understand.
I mean, I'm shooting pearls here.
I'm shooting pearls.
And this is the thanks I get from everybody, for Christ's sake.
I'm sitting over here, I'm asking people.
I'm asking people.
Damn it.
Maybe I should go to another song, huh?
How would you like that, huh?
How would you like that, you milky-licking pieces of Rosie O'Donnell, cut-licking pieces of nipple clamp, loving buttons up the ass-looking, wish you had a girlfriend to weed her, whack your ass out in pieces of nipple-class, chicken-eating cornboy, crap?
I'm going to chug this beer here.
I'm going to chug this beer right now.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to chug this beer, and all you sorry sacks of crap that are sitting over here having joy, having some kind of glee in seeing me, you know, getting you so upset.
Screw you.
I'm having beer.
And, you know, I'm going to continue on with the next subject matter.
I'm not letting you.
I'm not letting you.
I'm not letting you do this.
All right.
I'm not going to do it.
Let me take a second.
Sorry.
Sorry, folks.
Anyway, we were talking about how Facebook is becoming the ultimate marriage killer.
And what really is unfortunate is, you know, why exactly is Facebook becoming the ultimate marriage killer?
I mean, this should say something to women that are out here, you know, trying to say that, oh, I'm trying to look for a real man.
I'm trying to look for a real man.
How can you look for a real man when you've got Poontang on Facebook that are just looking for a decent picture and some decent words that make them cream out of the pantyhose for them to invite, you know, some random penis over so that they can give them the high-hard one?
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, this is what I'm saying, man.
This is what Facebook is, for Christ's sake.
I mean, wasn't Facebook supposed to be an idea where, hey, I like computers.
I want to see people that like computers.
I want to talk to people that like computers.
Or, hey, I like this, and I want to meet people that like this, and that sort of thing.
No, it's become an internet playground for individuals to look for philanderous rendezvous with idiots that want anonymous sex.
And it's not just males.
Females are out there.
You've got women that, you know, for some reason that are just unhappy with being a damn housewife going on Facebook saying, yeah, baby, I'm looking for somebody.
I mean, is this what we've come down to, folks?
I mean, is this it?
I mean, is this America?
Damn, Mark Zuckerberg.
He used to get bitch slapped.
646652-4869.
What do you think?
Are you one of these people that are out there cheating?
Are you out there scoring on Facebook?
Are you scoring Poontang on Facebook?
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
We got area code 432 on the horn.
Marriage Killers on Facebook00:04:37
What's going on?
What's up, Eric?
We can't even hear you for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, what are you sneaking out the goddamn computer from Mammy or something?
You sneaking out the computer from your goddamn wife?
I mean, Jesus Christ, why don't you talk like you got a pair of balls for Christ's sake, there, boy?
Talk like you got a pair of balls.
Jesus Christ, we got Paulie Robertson on the horn.
What's going on?
Yeah, baby cake.
I like how you deep throw the ball.
It pisses me off here.
The crap isn't me off.
Damn it.
Pieces of crap.
You don't care.
You idiots up carrier.
I'm School Pearl here.
Good.
Good girl.
And does anybody care?
And everybody gets the right damage.
No!
Darren.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
The same internet button stalkers, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ, my heart.
Oh, my heart.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, people here, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You pieces of garbage man Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, folks.
I know.
I'm not going to let these milky liquors get to me, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
Let me get another beer.
Here we go.
We got another beer going on here.
We got another beer.
Jesus.
Here we go.
You got another beer.
Let me just deal with this.
That's what I'm talking about.
Anyway, I want to hear from you, folks.
I mean, we were talking about how Facebook is becoming the ultimate marriage killer.
Now, what I want to talk about is how dumb the American people are, folks.
Fast and Furious Movie Box Office00:02:42
Now, I know there's a lot of people who listen in to me and who always talk about, oh, there's a lot of dumb people.
There's a lot of dumb people who, you know, call you up ghosts and talk and batch you and this and that.
They got to be fake.
We got a lot of people, believe it or not, that actually believe that all the crap is fake.
All this garbage is fake.
But what I want you to realize now is take a look at the movie theater box office.
All right?
Take a look at the movie theater box office for Christ's sake.
I mean, the Fast and the Furious Five, for freak's sake.
Fast and the Furious Five breaks records.
I mean, what has he got?
$85 million this weekend, for Christ's sake.
I mean, Fast and the Furious Five.
I mean, can we grow up, please?
I mean, seriously, can we grow the freak up for Christ's sake?
You know, I remember.
I remember when the Fast and the Furious one came out with the damn Vin Diesel and the goddamn, you know, Paul Walker and all this other crap.
I remember when all this shit started coming out.
Do you remember that?
And all of a sudden, everybody throughout the international community, especially America, especially America, they all started going out and buying the little fast cars and started getting themselves Flowmasters.
You know what I'm saying?
They started getting themselves nitrous boosters and all this crap.
They're like, yeah, I'm going to brace the money.
Yeah.
Ride or die.
You know, this other crap.
I mean, can you believe this?
I mean, Fast and the Furious five.
Five.
Five.
There are five movies of this crap, and there are enough of the dumbass American public that goes out, all right, that goes out and says, oh, yeah, this is a meh, man, man.
And people are like, well, what does this have to do with capitalism?
Or what does this have to do with politics?
Well, I'll tell you what.
It's just a fragment of the mindset of America.
Don't you understand that?
These idiots are more worried about living some induced mindset put forth by Hollywood.
That's what they're willing to do.
They're willing to, you know, take these suggested ideas that are accepted by Hollywood, and they actually take them as verbatim.
American Cowboys and Dumb Public00:03:31
They take them for real for Christ's sake.
It's disgusting.
It's discouraged.
Anyway, I want to hear from you, folks.
What do you think about Fast and the Furious 5?
What do you think about Facebook being the ultimate marriage killer?
We've been talking about a lot of things here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
We got 111.
What's your excuse?
Hello, ghost.
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, I'm kind of like you.
I used to be attracted to Sarah Palin, but now I'm dead.
Shut up.
First of all, shut up.
Shut your steak at home.
First of all, you don't call up to my show eating, you asshole, all right?
You don't call up, you know, to my show, you know, chomping on a chicken bone or something.
You know, first of all, you talk to me with respect, you sorry sack of crap.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, don't call me out.
You don't sit on here and cheat and talk to me, boy.
You understand what I'm talking about?
How dare you besmirch my show?
How dare you besmirch my listeners and how dare you besmirch Ghost himself sitting over here eating while you're talking.
Get out of here anyway, folks.
We got Big Jim on the horn here.
Hey, Big Jim, you there?
Okay, Dallas Cowboy.
Shut up, you stupid bastard.
We got American Cowboy in the house.
American Cowboy, what's going on?
You sound too hot, man.
You're so mad.
I'm so hot here for your voice.
All right.
Hey, American Cowboy, you there.
Hey, American Cowboy, you there?
Oh, no.
Oh, you hung up, you scared there.
Don't be scared.
You know what I mean?
Don't be scared.
You little scared.
Silly bastard.
631, you're on the horn.
Ghost, I want to see that big toolbook that you packed, Day.
God damn it!
God damn it!
the stream is I mean, you know, how many numbers does this idiot have?
I mean, how many numbers does this Lauren have for Christ's sake?
Every day.
You understand?
Every day.
Every good day.
Goddamn crap.
I got all kinds of goddamn mess up in here.
All this crap.
All this crap up in here, folks.
Am I on the air?
Am I on the air?
I don't even know if I'm on the goddamn air, for Christ's sake.
Hello.
Hello.
I got people listening into the broadcast here.
I don't even know if I'm on the air, folks.
Soup Kitchens for Homeless People00:16:02
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to get knocked off the threw the goddamn laptop, disconnected a whole bunch of crap.
I'm sorry.
I'm just, I'm pissed, man.
You understand?
I'm pissed off.
You know, nobody cares.
You know, nobody gives a crap for Christ's sake.
We got 38 minutes in the broadcast, folks.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Once again, I'm sorry.
I don't know what happened.
I'm just.
I'm pissed off for Christ's sake.
I mean, can you hear it?
Can't you hear it, my voice, for Christ's sake?
I'm pissed off.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm just pissed off.
I'm going to take a chug of this beer.
I got.
I got to keep.
I got.
I've got to keep drinking beer.
I know I'm going off keystroker here, and I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I don't want to keep too much attention on the fast and the furious five being breaking records in the the box office, but I want to get on to something else now.
I want to talk about Atlantic City.
Yeah, Atlantic City that's in New Jersey.
You know, if y'all have never been to Atlantic City, y'all have probably been to Vegas.
But Atlantic City is the definite adult area for those that want to go out and have a good time, get some gambling going on, get some drinking going on, that sort of thing.
Well, Atlantic City, excuse me, I can't catch my breath here.
Atlantic City, believe it or not, is trying to deal with their homeless situation in a peculiar fashion.
Now, I want everybody to listen on how Atlantic City is getting rid of their homeless, because I think that you should, you know, put the word out in your city council or in whatever your city government is.
You need to tell your city officials that this is the way you need to get rid of homeless people.
It's cheaper than running soup kitchens.
It's cheaper than running homeless shelters.
It's cheaper than trying to help these assholes.
I'm going to tell you how to do it.
And Atlantic City has the perfect, the perfect remedy to get rid of homeless people.
Let me tell you.
Now, the going rate for a Greyhound bus ticket is like, what, 70 bucks?
Like 70 or 80 bucks.
I mean, even if you're going cross-country, you know, it's like 70 or 80 bucks.
Well, get this.
Atlantic City is actually putting homeless people that they find, they're putting them on Greyhound buses and getting them the hell out of Atlantic City.
That's what I'm talking about.
And, you know, all these like ACLU bastards and all you idiots, and all the idiots that are like, oh, that's not right.
You shouldn't be doing that.
Well, I'll tell you how Atlantic City is getting past this.
I'll tell you how.
Atlantic City is getting past the whole humanitarian issue by saying that they are trying to get families closer together.
Oh, that's what they're trying to do.
They're trying to get families closer together.
So what they're trying to do is ask a homeless person that they find off the street, hey, do you have any family?
Do you have a sister, brother, anybody, anybody.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
And they get a bus ticket, they put them on Greyhound, and they get them the hell out of Atlantic City.
Like, I think that's how everybody, everybody should be getting rid of their homeless.
I mean, hold the family accountable.
All right?
Hold the damn family accountable.
And if you have homeless in your city, you should just take them off the streets, put them on a Greyhound, and send them somewhere else.
How about sending them to Detroit?
How about sending them to Detroit?
That'd be a great idea, huh?
I mean, Detroit is like a subterranean shithole anyway.
You might as well just send them all to Detroit.
You know what I mean?
I mean, they might be a help on the economy.
I mean, you know, remember when houses in Detroit were like $1,500?
Do you remember that?
Actual two-bedroom houses were $1,500 in Detroit.
So why don't we send the homeless to Detroit?
And, you know, you never know, man.
They may be able to make something out of themselves out there for Christ's sake.
I'm all about sending the homeless.
If you happen to have homeless in your metropolis or in your vicinity, send them the hell out.
And let me tell you, if you look at the math, it's cheaper than soup kitchens.
It's cheaper than these goddamn homeless shelters.
All you got to do is just buy Greyhound tickets.
And Greyhound is just looking for people.
They're like, come on, baby.
Come on and buy a bus ticket, baby.
Come on now.
It's cheap, baby.
It's cheap.
And I think that's an excellent way of getting rid of homeless people.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
What do you think about homeless people in Atlantic City being bust out of Atlantic City, courtesy of Atlantic City and New Jersey taxpayers?
I think it's excellent.
I think get rid of the soup kitchens.
Get rid of the goddamn homeless shelters.
Put them on Greyhound buses.
That's what I say.
Anyway, we got Amy for Life on the horn.
Amy for Life, are you there?
Want to do it in my butt.
In my butt, do you want to do it in my butt?
In my butt, do you want to do it in my butt?
In my butt.
Six silly San Francisco bathhouse patronizing glory whole servant bastard.
Get the hand.
Get off.
912, you're on the horn.
I'm Death Demi in the butt, baby.
God damn it.
Good God.
You know what?
I should just end the show here.
That's what I said.
I should just end the goddamn show.
I should end the show because no one gives a shit.
No one gives a shit.
Give the shit!
I'm shooting pearls.
I'm telling people how to capitalize.
I'm doing what I do for Christ's sake.
And this is the kind of crap that you give me for.
I mean, God damn it, man.
All right.
I'm going to calm down here.
Let me tell you something right now.
If I hear that internet botch talker again, I'm out of here.
All right.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out of here.
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about, once again, Atlantic City getting rid of their homeless people by putting them on Greyhound buses.
All right?
Putting them Greyhound buses and shipping them the hell out of Atlantic City.
And I think that is a great homeless policy.
What do you think about it?
All right?
I mean, instead of making all these soup kitchens, instead of making all these homeless shelters, just ship them the hell out of here.
Send them to Detroit.
Send them to California.
Huh?
Since California likes to be so goddamn liberal, why don't you send them to California?
You know what I'm saying?
And just say, hey, you take care of them.
That's what I say.
I mean, you know, if you think about it, folks, if you actually think about it, okay?
Taco Bell, I mean, they sell a plane and chain, you know, meat and cheese with a shell taco for, what, 39 cents, 40 cents, something like that.
Why isn't Taco Bell feeding the homeless?
I mean, if we're going to pay soup kitchens, and let's take the math into a soup kitchen.
I know I've been over this time and time again, but just take a just imagine how much it costs to run a soup kitchen.
All right?
You've got the place, which is a leased-out joint which you've got to pay thousands of dollars for.
You've got electricity, okay?
You've got gas.
You've got the employees.
You've got any kind of rental furniture or rental appliances.
Since you're going to be a soup kitchen, you're probably going to have to rent some kitchen appliances out.
You're talking about the licenses.
You're talking about the insurance.
You're talking about every single little aspect of a soup kitchen.
I mean, a bowl of soup, if you want to price it, you know, for all the free bowls of soup that they give out to a soup kitchen, it probably equates to about $10 or $15 a bowl of soup.
I'm not joking.
$10 or $15 a bowl of soup, and we're supposed to be like, oh, we need more soup kitchens.
It's a disgrace, man.
It's an utter disgrace.
That's why I'm saying you take all that cost that's involved in soup kitchens and just go out and just send them to Detroit.
You know, send them to California.
Put them on a goddamn Greyhound bus and get them the hell out of here.
You know what I mean?
And if we can't do that, if you're like, oh, that's bad, well, then why aren't we paying Taco Bell to feed the homeless out here?
I mean, you know, Taco Bell can make a damn taco for about 39 cents, 40 cents.
I mean, feed the homeless of this crap.
Not to mention, folks, you know, out here in Texas, because I'm from Texas.
I'm not here from Austin, Texas.
We have a hell of a wild boar problem going on here.
These wild boars, these hogs that are out there with a big-ass teeth, you know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying, right?
Big, huge, wild boars.
I mean, what I'm saying is, is I'm thinking about trying to gather around a bunch of boar bounty hunters.
You know, just get a whole bunch of like ninja boar bounty hunters that go into ranches because we have the most population of boars out here.
And boars, believe it or not, eat up vegetation.
They eat up a lot of the agriculture around here.
I think that we should just shoot boars, slaughter the meat, and put it on bacon and feed the Poe in America.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I don't understand.
Why can't we just feed the Poe in America with this wild boar?
You know what I mean?
I mean, what the hell is the problem with that?
You know what I mean?
But we're not thinking.
You see, Ghost thinks.
You see, Ghost thinks he's got a big brain up in here.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, he knows what he's talking about.
But you see, are anybody of our officials out here in the government saying anything about that?
No, of course not.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about Atlantic City's homeless policy by sending homeless people to some family member on a Greyhound bus somewhere?
I think it's classic.
I think it cuts costs on soup kitchen costs, on homeless shelter costs, the whole nine yards.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
We got 215 on the horn.
What's going on, 215?
Hey, Ghost.
How you doing?
What's up, man?
Not much, man.
Sorry.
You're getting so much crap today from these guys.
It happens, man.
Yeah.
Well, anyway, I'm actually friends with a paris swingers you had talked to a couple days ago, maybe a week ago.
Yeah.
And we're out here in Oklahoma.
And, you know, I really, I agree with you that, you know, the homeless problem, you know, you keep them perpetually barely subsiding, and they're just a drag on the system.
You need to get them out of the ghetto.
You need to get them productive.
And I would send them to Detroit, and I would have those people work hard, regulated.
Hey, I agree.
Hey, 215, believe me, I agree.
As a matter of fact, if you want my personal opinion, I think that we need to take everybody who's been collecting off of the government entitlement system, government cheese, housing voucher programs, food card.
I mean, if you want my personal opinion, I think that they should be put in labor camps, you know, but that's just my personal opinion.
But, you know, you can do whatever you want.
You can say, hey, the only way you can collect this government entitlement is if you work, and they are not going to work.
They're not going to work.
They're not going to do it.
They don't want to work.
They're like, no, man, we here, baby.
We here.
You've got to deal with us now, baby.
You've got to deal with us.
And that's how it is, man.
They do not care about working.
They don't care about going out and making any kind of productive society whatsoever.
And, you know, that's how it is.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, I agree.
And that's, you know, that's why right now our policy allows them to mooch out the system and not work if they choose.
And we really got to put them in a position that says, hey, you can straighten up.
You can get off-drives.
You're going to be drug tested every week.
You're going to be embarrassed.
You're going to be learning your skills.
Or we're going to dump you off in the desert.
Who gives a shit?
Well, they need to be dumped off somewhere.
I'll tell you that right now.
I mean, you know, look, we live in an area.
We live in a country where you can go in your dirty, crust-adated draws at 3.30 in the morning to your nearest burger joint and get yourself an artery clogging triple cheeseburger for Christ's sake.
Not to mention that we've got dollar menus.
We've got dollar menus on every corner, and yet we've got people still sitting over here claiming, I'm hungry in America, baby.
I'm hungry in America.
It ain't bad, baby.
We've got dollar menu, for Christ's sake.
And no, but they want everybody to be like, oh, you know, it's not fair.
It's not fair.
Well, you know what?
Why don't you thank Obama?
Here, here, here's a song for all you leftist assholes that were out here crying.
Remember that?
Remember, oh, Obama, he's president, baby.
Yay!
Yay!
Okay.
And doing all this crap.
You know what?
Let me take a chug of this beer before I play this goddamn goddamn song for Christ's sake because I need a chug of beer for the amount of ignorance that's being spread around the goddamn American homeland out here for Christ's sake.
I mean, don't we understand this is a capitalist system, and all you people throughout the world need to realize that capitalism, capitalism is the way to go.
That's why I do this program.
That's why you should join the capitalist army.
That's why you should oblige yourself by the capitalist system and not be a mooch, not be a drain of society.
And I'm talking about the youth of America too, folks.
I'm talking to you.
You do a YouTube search about me.
You know what I'm talking about.
The youth of America needs to start getting political.
They need to start becoming capitalist.
And that's why I do this broadcast.
Let me take a chug of this beer here.
A song for all you assholes that are out there that are like, Oh, that's just...
Opening Minds to Capitalism00:06:22
You know what?
Screw that.
Screw that.
Screw that song.
You know what I want every one of you to do?
You want to know what I want everybody that's listening within the sound of my voice, and I know that I'm listening to by a lot of people all across the world.
You need to realize that these stupid little communistic political romantic systems, they are a failure.
I mean, what does it say at the end of the Communist Manifesto?
The workers of the world unite.
The workers of the world unite.
But take a look at the capitalist models.
There's no workers there.
There's nothing but peasants.
There's nothing but surfs.
There's no modernity there.
There's the stagnant of humanity.
And that's why I'm telling to everybody throughout the world who's listening to the sound of my voice.
You need to open your mind.
Don't you understand that?
You need to open your goddamn mind and realize that capitalism is the purest form of social order.
Capitalism inspired the Industrial Revolution.
Capitalism inspired the technological revolution.
Capitalism has inspired everything that you see before you right here, right now, whether you like it or not.
You need to open up your mind.
Open your mind!
Open your mind, you piece of crap.
Open your mind.
Open your mind.
All right, think beyond all this stupid pleedo crap.
Thinking on the Jersey shore, thinking on the TV.
Open your mind, open your mind.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
Third Eye and School Incidents00:08:38
All right.
We're back.
You know what I'm saying?
We're back.
We got a lot of callers here.
I got a little pissed off.
You know what I mean?
So I had to blow off some steam.
I know there's a lot of assholes that are sitting over here saying, hey, come on, did you quit?
You don't want to know what?
Maybe I should quit.
How about that?
Maybe I should quit, you ass clowns.
How about that?
Maybe I should just quit right now and just not come back after a good portion of time, huh?
How about that, you milky-looking pieces of nipple clamp loving butt plug-up-the-ass-looking wish you had a boyfriend, girlfriend, having pieces of think that it's a great day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood, hot dog up the ass having chicken-eating cornboy crap?
Huh?
Piece of garbage.
I'm telling you, I mean, look at these people.
Look at these people on here.
Look at these people.
Look at them.
They do not care.
It is it?
It's horrible, for Christ's sake.
It is just disgustingly horrible.
Anyway, we were talking a little bit about what were we talking about before we took that break.
We were talking a little bit about how the Atlantic City new homeless policy is to send homeless people away on Greyhound buses, which I think is a great, great policy, to say the least.
Anyway, let me take a swig of this beer.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-6524869 before I take a caller here, I want to move on to the next subject matter.
And I want to talk about something out of Georgia.
Believe it or not, a Georgia teacher strips down naked.
You know, I mean, he was wandering around his school naked, you know, with his birthday suit, just kind of wandering around.
And luckily, this happened after school.
You know, it happened when the the kids were, you know, away, they they had already gone home, that sort of thing.
And he's wandering around school naked, so the cops go up to him and ask him, Hey, uh, what the hell are you doing?
And believe it or not, this Georgia teacher actually looks at them and says, Um, I'm enlightened.
And, you know, I no longer have to, you know, use clothes and use this and use that.
And believe it or not, this teacher actually thought that he was more in touch with the earth.
He gave this excuse to the cops that, oh, look, I'm in tune with the earth.
I am opening my third eye.
I'm opening my third eye so I don't need clothing anymore.
So I can just kind of wander around the school naked.
And I kid you not, this is real.
You can look it up for yourself.
Some guy out of Georgia went around his school naked.
The cops go up to him saying, Hey, why are you going around naked?
He's like, I'm enlightened.
You know, I have opened up my third eye.
It sounds to me like he has opened up his third leg.
You know what I'm saying?
So that, you know, I mean, I mean, it sounds a little freaky if you want my personal opinion.
But I kid you not, this idiot actually did this.
And this is what's teaching your children in America, folks.
This is why I'm bringing this up.
Because this is what's teaching your children in America.
Now, according to reports, the guy that did this was a vegan.
He didn't intake any sugar, anything of that nature.
And for some reason, for some reason, he decided that he was going to have a, and believe it or not, I didn't plan this, but he wanted to have a Taco Bell lunch, and he actually had a soda.
And believe it or not, they're actually taking this as a defense that it could possibly be the fact that he was a vegan and he didn't eat sugar.
The fact that he took the Taco Bell taco and the soda that made him act out of his character, that made him act.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, is anybody buying this?
Is anybody really buying this for Christ's sake?
I mean, this is the man.
This is America.
This is what's teaching your children, folks.
I'm not kidding for Christ's sake.
He thought he was like opening up his third eye for Christ.
Oh, I'm opening up my third eye and everything's going to be okay.
And I mean, this is what's teaching your children out here.
You can look this up.
This is a real story.
You think I'm lying.
A teacher out of Georgia decides to strip down, drops trowel, and wanders around the school.
And the cops go up to him, they're asking, Hey, why are you doing this?
And this idiot thinks that he's got his third eye open for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know, anyway, 646-652-4869.
I'm going to take some calls.
478, what's going on?
Go save it.
Shut up.
I'm not listening.
Get him off.
I'm not listening to that.
111, you're on the air.
Ghost, can I have the bacon out of your cheese hole?
You sick, silly bastard.
Anyway, we got 901.
What's up?
What the hell is it?
Get this idea.
Get him off.
What is this?
What are you trying to do?
Bin Laden is dead, according to our government.
And bin Laden is dead, and you're sitting over here spreading this around.
Anyway, one, one, one, you're on the horn.
What's up?
Ghost, I want to strip you naked.
You're a silly bastard.
Hey, Strope, what's going on?
Strope's on the horn, man.
What's going on, Strope?
Hey, what's going on, ghosts?
I'm just celebrating Osama's death.
Nice cup of vodka tonight.
You know, I think today is a big day.
Hell yeah, it's a big day.
It's another episode for America because now that we finally got them, we can get back to business.
And I mean, I think.
Yeah, we can start getting back to making some money, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I went to work today feeling like a million bucks knowing John.
I mean, it's just so satisfying.
And, I mean, they need to be.
I hear you, man.
I hear you.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to open up a damn beer right now.
Let me open up my beer right here.
I'm opening up a beer right now, man.
Do you have a beer on you there, Strope?
Actually, I don't.
I just have some Cattell 1 tonight.
Oh, man.
You want to get loaded, huh?
You want to get super loaded.
Hopefully, you got the same company to you.
They finally got Osama, so I got to go all up if I got to do it big.
I hear you, man.
I hear you.
Hey, man, I know that you've been capitalizing big time, man.
I know that's why you haven't been coming by.
How's the capitalizing going for you?
Let's go.
It's been kind of slow lately.
Business is picking up now since some warm weather is finally coming along.
But, you know, I'm still waiting to reach my peak as far as the money situation goes.
But it's going.
I hear you, man.
You know, it's funny that you say you're out there, you know, warm.
Believe it or not, out here in Austin, Texas, we got a cold front out here.
It's May, May 2nd.
I mean, it's down here to about 50 degrees right now, believe it or not.
It's supposed to be, you know, going into the summertime.
It's some very precarious weather going on out here in Texas, man.
So it's kind of weird to hear out there in the north, we got some warm weather.
And down here, where I'm at, out here in the south, it's cold as hell.
Yeah, man.
I mean, up here in Boston, it's actually starting to warm up.
Like, it was in the 60s today, upper 50, and it was pretty warm.
Man, I mean, you know, let me tell you something right now, man.
I mean, out here in Texas, we're used to like warm-ass weather.
Cold Weather in Texas00:10:38
You know what I'm saying?
We're used to some warm-ass, you know, hot weather.
You know, we're used to kind of sweating.
But, man, 50 degrees out here in Texas in May, man.
It's really abnormal, to say the least, man.
I mean, seriously.
Anyway, Strobe, you want to give some shout-outs to anybody, man?
Well, I want to give a shout-out to Bill Wagner.
I haven't spoken to him in a while, but I know he's out there, so get up if you hear this, Bill.
All right, man.
Hey, thanks a lot, Strobe, man.
Thanks for calling.
You know what I'm saying?
And Stroke from the BWC, what's going on?
Anyway, we got seven minutes left in the broadcast.
Let's take some more callers, shall we?
Who else we got?
We got Tavish DeGut.
Is that you, Tavish DeGut?
Yeah, that's me, man.
What's going on, man?
Hold on, man.
Yourself?
I'm just kicking back drinking some beer with some blonde-headed later hosen beer garden bimbo on the on the cover of the bottle here.
Good mate.
I'd just like to call it just about the comments you made about fish, but earlier.
Yeah, go ahead.
I know what you mean.
It's my girlfriend, she's been the thing about what you were saying about Facebook being the managed k the ultimate marriage marriage killer.
You're absolutely right.
I mean, you know, my girlfriend of about six months now, she's starting to pay less attention to me and more to bloody farm bills.
Are you kidding me?
That's horrible.
I know.
The other thing about Facebook is just the general problem of the internet.
It's that sterile problem that's found often on the internet that it allows any bloody idiot with a microphone as a stupid opinion to just spout whatever bigoted intolerant view he likes, really, you know?
Well, you know, you know, let me tell you something.
I kind of get where you're getting at.
And if your girlfriend is, you know, patronizing Facebook and you're trying to figure out, hey, you know, is this bimbo with me?
Is she not with me?
Is she trying to get some Facebook sausage or whatever the case might be?
You know, in my opinion, man, I think that what you should be wondering is if this if you should even be paying this bimbo the time of day.
I mean, if you're asking these kinds of questions, why even bother?
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, let me tell you something.
If your chick is supposed to be down with you, there should be no reason, no reason whatsoever why exactly she's going out into Facebook looking for new opportunities.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, there should be no reason whatsoever.
So, you know, just cancel that broad like a bad subscription to Playboy.
Cancel that bitch.
Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
Man, we got a lot of freaking people on here, man.
111, you're on the horn.
Yeah, you're taking too long.
111, you're on the horn here and now.
Go ahead.
Hello.
Yeah, what's up, man?
I was just trying to open up my phone.
I didn't mean to get on there.
No, don't worry about it.
We'll go ahead.
We'll go ahead and leave you on the phone, man.
Keep listening.
111, you're on the horn.
Hey, guys.
What's up, man?
Can I have the bacon out of your cheese a little?
You sick son of a bitch.
Are you kidding me?
You know, that's what sucks, man.
You make one reference.
You know what I mean?
I told one idiot, hey, why don't you leak the bacon mix out of my cheese hole up in here?
And I've got all these idiots making a freaking meme out of it.
They're making a freaking meme out of it for Christ's sake.
And, you know, there's nothing worse that I hate in the world than a bunch of assholes trying to mimic me.
You know what I mean?
Stop mimicking me.
All right?
I know that you idiots think that, oh, yeah, he's so cool.
He's so great.
Stop mimicking me.
All right?
That's nothing worse that I hate in the world than some asshole sitting over here trying to think that he's me or trying to be me or anything that is.
Stop.
All right.
I'm going to take a couple more callers here.
We're going to close out the show.
813, you're on the horn.
813, you're on the horn.
I'm going through the coolest ever because you're slongest.
Shut him up!
Shut him up!
Shut him up now!
Shut him up!
Tell me why you hate it.
Damn it!
Shut it off now!
Yeah, I'm telling you, every day, every day, every condemned day, for Christ's sake, man.
How many numbers does this asshole have?
How many numbers does this asshole have, for Christ's sake?
I'm sick, folks.
I am sick.
I am done.
I am done with this crap.
All right.
Anyway, I'm going to get off of here.
Please follow me on Twitter, folks.
All right.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow on Twitter.
All right.
All one word, no underscores.
Don't be assholes.
All right.
Ghost politics.
All one word, no underscores.
There it is right there.
And not to mention, folks, you know, I want a few good men and women, a few good men and women to join the capitalist army.
All right, to join the capitalist army, and that's what I want.
Anyway, I'm going to give shout-outs to everybody who's here right now.
9,000 nine kitty, a bear, alcoholic, Alexander the Great, and in 124124, and in 93691, Apple's 123, Australian Ferger, whatever.
Avalon, Avalon, what's going on?
We got Bendover Ghost, you asshole.
Shove it up your ass, all right?
Bobby Packerson, Brandon Thorpe, Capitalist Youth, Capitalizing, what's going on to Capitalizing?
He's in the house.
We got Capscha Charisma.
We got Serena.
What's going on, Serem?
We got Dems for Lunch.
Donald Weber Dylan.
What's going on, Dylan?
We got Friend Zone, Future DMB.
What's going on, Future DMV?
I'm not even going to say that asshole.
Gizzard, man, what's going on, Gizzard?
He's in the house.
Goku, what's going on?
Goku93 is in the place.
We got a whole bunch of guests, for Christ's sake.
Lots of guests.
We got Her Madur.
We got I'm Writer User.
We got, what is this?
Irwin version sick.
We got Jack Milhoff.
We got, who is this?
John Cuperd.
We got Jims93, John Brand, John Price, Josh 11, Karl Marx, MasterCard, MacKids.
Michael Thomas, what's going on to Michael Thomas?
What's going on to the Nigerian?
We got Pearl Shooter.
Pepe is nice.
Poop Tickler.
What the hell kind of goddamn name is Poop Tickler?
All right.
We got Papa Dot.
What's going on, Papa Dot?
We got Razor.
We got Samuel Hardman.
Jesus Christ.
Screw a puppy.
Slin you, what's going on?
Smell my poop.
That's a disgusting name, you sick son of a bitch.
Spermy Catch, Steve, Jobs, Strope.
What's going on to Strope in the house?
We got Trey Laros, Trollaway Johnson.
We got Tyler Duderin and some other crap.
And Yokai.
What's going on, Yokai?
Anyway, that's it.
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