Ghost anchors True Capitalist Radio's April 29th episode with market data showing the Dow at 12,810.50 and gold rising to $1,562.10, urging diversification away from savings. He aggressively defends capitalism against callers advocating for socialism, mocking entitlements like Social Security and criticizing the British Royal Wedding and Syrian conflict. The broadcast features controversial discussions on circumcision bans, Planned Parenthood subsidies, and youth behavior attributed to psychiatry, concluding with insults toward non-capitalists and promotions for his "Capitalist Army" website. [Automatically generated summary]
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You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
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What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 76 for all the folks that are keeping track.
And just in case your asses didn't know, it's Baller Friday.
That's right, baby.
It is Baller Friday, baby.
I am excited.
Let me tell you something right now.
I'm still breaking out the Louie.
I'm almost out of it, as a matter of fact.
I've been sipping on Louie whenever I've been thirsty.
But it's Baller Friday.
The markets continue to go up.
The market bulls have control of the equities markets.
Positions are all going up unless you have a couple of positions that for some reason didn't meet up to expectations like Microsoft or RIMM Rhythm in Motion, which are the manufacturers of the BlackBerry.
I mean, they had just tanked as of late.
But before we get into anything else, I would like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networking sites, the blogs, the forums.
Let everybody know that we're an effect and in the house.
True Capitalist Radio is here and spread it around.
Spread it around like a wildfire.
And let everybody know that we're an effect in the house.
Now, let's go ahead and get to the market so we can get to some calls here, shall we?
Dow Jones Industrials closes out today at 12,000.
Get this.
Hold on, hold on.
12,810.50 points.
Can you believe this crap?
I mean, wasn't it but like two or three weeks ago we were reporting at about 12,004, 12,005.
Right now, 12,810.50.
The Dow Jones Industrial closes out today.
An increase of 47.23 points.
A percentage increase of 0.37%.
SP 500 closes up on the plus side today and a volatile market in that particular equities market, excuse me.
It closes out today at 1,363.61 points, a point increase of 3.13 points, a percentage increase of 0.23%.
NASDAQ closes out today at 2,873.54, an increase of 1.01, a percentage increase of 0.4 excuse me, 0.04%.
Excuse me.
I'm doing like 80 different things for Christ's sake.
Excuse me.
I'm sitting over here stumbling over my own tongue like John Edwards trying to explain how to cheat on a dying wife out here.
Good God.
I'm sorry, man.
Anyway, let me get to the damn commodities out here.
It's Baller Friday, folks.
I'm just going to kind of skim through it here.
I know that there's some investors.
There's some capitalists out there that really want to know what the hell is going on here, and we're going to get to it.
Let's go ahead.
Brent crude oil today increased 98 cents, closing out at $126 a barrel.
Gasoline futures are down today, 50 cents.
Heating oil futures are up today, $2.99.
Natural gas futures are up 11 cents, an increase of 2.49% today.
And WTI Sweet Crude, of course, the commodity that is going to dictate where our economy goes in America today, it is up once again, like it's any other goddamn story.
$113.78 a barrel, increase today of $0.92.
Let's go to the agriculture.
Canola futures are up.
Everything in commodities was up.
Let me tell you right now.
Canola up $5.60.
Cocoa futures up another $60.
I mean, have you seen the increase?
I mean, we've been reporting increase after increase in cocoa.
If you're one of these fat cottage cheese assholes that have to continue to go out and feed your sweet tooth habit by shoving a couple of damn candy bars down your shit funnel, it's going to hit you in the pocketbook right now.
You're not going to be able to buy Bimbo's My Ties or go out and get your goddamn comic books or whack off to the new episodes of Meat Holes, whatever you people do.
You ain't going to be able to do it because the damn chocolate prices are going up the wazoo for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's continue on, shall we?
Coffee futures are up once again.
They're at all-time highs, and it continues to grow upwards.
It's up 65 cents today.
Corn futures are back up after yesterday's sell-off.
It increased today at $27.25, an increase of 3.74% today.
Cotton futures are up once again.
I was looking forward to seeing cotton futures down.
I was looking forward to it.
So maybe we would see some fashion designers maybe come out with some new styles instead of this bed-headed emo, Ed Hardy, showing man boobs with my male shirt that's 10 times too small for myself, ass clown type attire that looks like underground San Francisco bathhouses that's just gone in public.
It makes me sick to my stomach.
But anyway, we're seeing an increase again in cotton.
It increased $6 today, a percentage increase of 3.95%.
Wheat futures, of course, are going up.
Anything we eat is going up in price.
It increased today at $23.75, a percentage increase of 3.05%.
We go on to soybean futures.
Soybean futures are up finally after mass sell-offs.
They've increased today at $40.50, a percentage increase of 2.99%.
Sugar futures are down 26 cents.
Lumber futures are starting to rise again.
All right.
We're starting to see rises in lumber.
You know, this is two days straight with games and lumber.
So, you know, for all you folks that were trying to, you know, put the prognostic or situ the procrastination, you can't be the prognosticator of prognosticators.
I'm the prognosticator of prognosticators.
But if you're a procrastinating asshole that didn't take my suggestion by becoming supermom or super dad by taking advantage of these low lumber costs here, these low lumber prices and going out and building your kid a goddamn treehouse or some kind of a little outdoor activity, well, then you're an ass clown because they're going up again and you should be bitch-slapped by the parent gods if there even is any in this goddamn in this realm that we live in.
Anyway, we continue on.
Lumber futures are up $6.70, an increase of 2.64% today.
Oat futures are up $2.50.
And soybean oil futures are up $1.65.
Wool futures are down $4.
Now let's get to the metals, baby.
Oh, good God.
Good God, what have I been saying?
I mean, what the hell have I been saying?
Anyway, let me get to the copper futures because we've seen a little bit of a sell-off in copper.
They're down today, $7.65.
But once again, you're seeing sell-offs in that market to diversify in all the other bull markets that we're seeing in equities and commodities.
And once again, let's get to the gold price, shall we?
Now, you people that have listened to me for a while, if you would have just taken my goddamn advice and just listened to me, even if you don't know all this market mumbo-jumbo that I'm spitting at you for Christ's sake,
the least you could do is take my simple advice and go to your nearest pawn shop and start negotiating with these morons behind the little display center there and start gathering up as much gold and silver as you possibly can and holding on to it until these damn prices peak and you sell it off, liquidate it, and live lavish.
You understand?
Live large.
But no, I'm sure people are like, man, no way.
I'm too good for pawn shops, baby.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
Well, you know what?
I hope that you're putting a condom on a G.I. Joe and sitting on it and it's massaging your infected prostate right now because let me tell you, look at gold.
Look at gold.
What have I said?
What did I say several weeks ago?
Once this price hits $1,500, we're going to see a flirting of $2,000 and we're starting to see it right now.
Gold increased today.
If you'd have just listened to me yesterday, let's say you just listened to me and said, you know what, Dosa's got a good idea.
I'm going to go get some gold.
And you bought some gold.
Today, you would be up 2.02% on your money right now.
You know that?
Gold is up $30.90 today.
Let me repeat that.
$30.90 today, you milky liquors.
Closing out today at $1,562.10.
Man, I mean, Jesus Christ.
And then we got silver.
That was very volatile in the silver market.
I mean, I saw it up today as high as 3%.
But, of course, we saw sell-offs by all the jackasses that are trying to diversify their investments in these other markets.
I mean, these other markets are booming, for heaven's sake.
And it's because of the weak dollar.
It's because our government continues to spend money like it's Jean-Jacques Gabor.
And they're spending a new fleet of 1,000 shoes or some crap.
This is how our government is spending money, and it is devaluing our currency.
So what are the investors doing?
They're diversifying their capital by putting it in financial instruments like futures, like stocks, especially stocks, gold, commodities, this sort of thing, folks.
This is what you're seeing.
Don't be left out in the cold.
If you're working your tail off, if you're out there busting your ass doing whatever you're doing, why don't you take your money and put it in something that's going to make you more money?
You understand?
If you would have just put your money in gold yesterday, you'd be up 2% on your money right now.
2%.
You can't get 2% in a goddamn savings account, son.
And that's after holding your money in that savings account for like a whole year.
You're barely going to get, what is it, 0.90% if you're lucky?
It depends on your goddamn savings account.
That's why I'm saying, folks, if you want to hedge your bets against inflation, if you want to save your money and be able to make more money of it, you've got to diversify it and put it in these financial instruments.
If you don't, you're going to be sitting over there with your pecker shaft in the hand, not knowing what the hell's happening out here.
Do not waste your money on these electronic gadgets, folks.
Don't do it.
What you should be doing is buying stuff that you can liquidate at another time.
And what I mean by liquidate, I'm talking about something that you put in money in today, and a year, two years, three years down the road, by default, just by default, based on the rate of inflation, you can be able to sell it for more money.
And that's the way it should be, and that's the way everybody should be thinking.
Anyway, let me get through the markets here.
We already went through gold, silver.
What else are we talking about?
Oh, yeah, the livestock.
Livestock's starting to come down a little bit.
We're starting to see a little retention.
I've been to the store recently.
You know, I'm out here.
I'm always getting T-bone steaks.
I'm supposed to be cutting down for Christ's sake, but I just can't do it.
You know, if I'm going to die, I'm going to die.
I really don't give a crap.
So I'm going to keep eating the T-bone steaks, sirloin steaks, ribe-eye steaks, prime rib steaks.
You know, these Mexicans down here in San Antonio and in the Valley region, whenever I go down there, whenever I go down to this coal, and I got businesses all over the state of Texas, folks.
I got brick-mortar businesses.
When I go down to these parts, they get me into this, what do they call it, Tex-Mex crap.
You know, they get me in this Tex-Mex crap.
So I'm actually going into the local supermarket, trying to get the and let me tell you what Mexicans do.
Let me tell you about the Mexican idea out here.
This is how these cuisines were made.
Back in the days, the butchers used to throw out the crap like, you know, skirt steak, which the Mexicans call fajitas.
You know what I mean?
They, you know, the butcher used to throw that shit out, man.
They used to throw it out in the scraps.
They used to throw out the intestines, which the Mexicans call tripe or tripas.
Tripas, I think, is what they call it.
Trepas.
I mean, all these Mexican cuisines, man, you know, there's a Mexican cuisine called Barbacoa.
Barbacoa, you know, out here in Texas, I mean, if you're a Tex-Mex person out here, you know what Barbacoa is.
Barbacoa is made out of the leftover meat from the cow cheeks.
You understand?
And that was thrown out.
I'm not being racist.
I'm telling you the honest truth of Mexican Tex-Mex cuisine history, for Christ's sake.
You know?
I mean, that's horrible.
There's some asshole here in the chat room just said, you know what?
Ghost is a racist, but we all just deal with it.
I think that's a false indictment.
All right?
That is a false indictment.
And I really don't appreciate you people sitting over here making that assertion here.
All right.
I'm just telling you a story.
I live out here in Texas.
Texas is a great state.
I mean, I love Texas.
You go to North Texas, you're in a completely different country.
You go to South Texas, literally, you're in a completely different country.
You go to West Texas, you know, you better watch out.
You may get some Texas chainsaw massacre kind of crap in West Texas.
I'm just kidding to my boys out there in West Texas.
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You know what I'm talking about?
Anyway, folks, I want to continue on with the livestock here before I start pissing more people off.
These idiots are out here flapping their fat Dorito-stained fingers on the keyboard talking malarkey about me that I'm a racist.
I'm this and that.
Even though I repeat, I repeat that I'm a freaking melting pot of friendship, you milky-looking pieces of nipple-clamp-loving butt-plug-up-the-ass-looking.
Don't know when you see a racist having liberal, loving, political, correct, having fruity sounding feminine, having chicken eating cornboy trash.
Anyway, let's get on to the livestock.
Live cattle futures are down today, two cents, a modest two cents.
Cattle feeder futures are down 12 cents.
Lean hog futures are down $1.37.
And that is the markets for your ass.
And I'm glad to see that we're seeing some decreases in livestock because I like Texas barbecue, baby.
I'm telling you, you know, if I get popular doing this stupid little show, I'm going to put out a cookbook.
I'm not joking.
I'm going to put out a cookbook and I'm going to put out some of the best Texas barbecue you ever had in your life.
Not only that, I know how to cook this Mexican crap, too.
That's what's so cool about it, too, man.
Yeah, you know, I know how to cook all this Tex-Mex stuff, man.
Make it taste great.
I know that some of the white cracker-ass crackers that come down here to Texas and eat that authentic Tex-Mex food, you know, they tend to get the side effect of the proverbial burning asshole.
But I know how to make, you know, Tex-Mex where it is palatable to the Anglo-Saxon, to these morons that aren't used to flavor, that aren't used to taste, so to speak.
So, you know, I'm telling you, I'm going to put out a damn cookbook and be on the lookout for that.
You know, I just gave myself a damn idea there.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there who's listening in.
Cheers.
Let me go ahead and take a sip of this Louie here.
Good stuff.
Anyway, we got a lot of stuff to talk about.
I want to hear from you.
It's Baller Friday.
Are you balling this Friday?
Did you make a lot of money in the markets today?
I mean, I want to hear from you.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's go ahead and take some callers right now.
818, you're on the horn.
Hey, baby, can I put some corn on your noodle?
Will you let me?
Yeah, you stupid fruity bastard.
Here we go.
Here we go with the homosexuals coming up trying to, you know, you know, this is a sad side effect of society.
You know what I mean?
I mean, this is a sad side effect of society.
You know, you know when people used to do this in school, they used to do this when, you know, they were such a social outcast and such a social pariah that at some point self-deprecation became a somewhat of a defense mechanism.
I've never understood how one can be such a, you know, soulless, ballless, you know, lack of testicular fortitude ass clown to submit themselves to the point where, you know, just complete self-deprecation becomes a defense mechanism.
And, you know, it just, yeah, it's horrible.
You know, I blame the mothers.
You know, I blame the mothers.
It's the mothers.
And if they do have a father in the house, let's say if it's a two-parent family, I blame the fathers.
All right?
I blame the fathers.
If there's a two-parent family, and of course, if it's a single parent, it's the mother's fucking freaking fault.
Excuse me.
I didn't mean to, you know, don't be calling the FCC.
Don't be calling them pricks.
All right.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to take another caller here.
Hopefully, we don't get no internet butt stalkers or Woody Allen butt-loving fruit bowls or any of these ass clowns that are going to sit over here and continue to fruit up the place and smell the whole damn chat room and the whole damn broadcast like butt crack.
Let's continue on, Chad.
We've got area code 586.
You're on the horn.
Hey, ghosts.
I wanted to share.
What's going on, man?
What up?
I wanted to share with you.
Stock, I think that'd be good.
What's going on, man?
I'm thinking of shooting pearls and geo finger-looking fatties.
You dumbass.
Let me tell you something.
I don't appreciate people making fun of me out here.
I've heard this little meme that people are starting.
I'm shooting pearls.
I'm shooting pearls.
I don't appreciate that crap.
I'm actually saying that from the bottom of my heart.
I'm saying that from the pit of my stomach so that you people can feel the damn emotion penetrate your psyche.
But unfortunately, you're just sitting over here whacking off to it.
Say, yeah, look at me saying shooting pearls.
He's shooting pearls.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, 6466524869.
We're going to take one more caller and move on to the next subject matter here.
Let's see who we got.
We got Area Code 405.
What's going on?
Hi, I actually was going to bring up a topic that you were talking about yesterday about swingers.
I'm a college student.
I'm a female.
I'm 21 years old.
I have my own job, a long-term boyfriend, but we actually do consider ourselves swingers.
I just wanted to say what you were talking about yesterday, calling women like, like calling them swingers.
Those are whores.
The women who go and cheat.
Those are not swingers.
A swinger is one of those.
No, no, no.
Hold on.
Hold on a second.
Excuse me, ma'am.
I know that maybe I pissed you off a little bit from my yesterday.
Look, for all the folks that didn't tune in yesterday, I was talking a little bit about swingers and I gave my personal opinion.
And believe it or not, you're not the only person calling up, ma'am, that's a little upset about that.
I have been bombarded with emails.
I didn't realize that the swinger community was such a tight-niched group that they're just spread this around like wildfire that I'm some kind of a swinger hater.
And I literally got bombarded with emails.
Now, I just want to just have you explain something to me, okay?
Now, why exactly, if you want to be monogamous with one man, let's say you just wanted to be with this one man.
I mean, the whole purpose of being in a relationship is not just about being some hedonist Neanderthal or some spider monkey, you know, just putting your thing in anything.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you're supposed to be, how can I put it?
Someone who is supposed to have this group, this tight-niched togetherness, so that you could be able to conquer the world together.
And I don't think that one can actually look at themselves in the mirror as a man, in my personal opinion, even if they are consensual swingers and actually believe that the woman that they are supposedly sleeping next to that they just shared with some old man at some swinger party is I just you know.
Can you explain the, the psychology behind this?
Maybe I have it mixed up, I don't know more it more of it is that like, I love my boyfriend, he loves me, but we have both agreed mutually that we would we like to have sex with a lot of people.
I mean, it's all consensual, it's not.
Why do you like sex with a lot of people?
I get bored with one person.
I mean I'm a young woman.
I'm going to take advantage of being a young woman, especially in a college town where I can have yeah, my wife just said he doesn't sat in the corner but honestly, like if, if we're, if everybody's just having a good time and no one's getting upset because I still go home to my boyfriend every night, he still comes home to me and we actually go out together.
We don't go separately or anything like that, but honestly, it's just a way to show so.
So you, you all go to, like you know, parties where there's, like you know, a whole bunch of couples, like in some kind of a I don't know, some kind of a apartment somewhere, no more of a.
It's like we have close friends that also are interested in having sex and so we just talk to them about it.
It's very, it's all very open people.
Okay, can I ask you a real intimate question?
Can I ask you an intimate question?
Go ahead, sir okay.
Now uh, what if, like you know, your boyfriend's uh pecker shaft, you know, comes up short when it comes to somebody else who's packing like 15 and a half inches of John Holmes sausage?
You know, what do you?
I mean now, after you have somebody, that's so painful, have you have you ever taken a 15 and a half inch pic?
Because I haven't, honestly.
No well what, what?
Okay okay, over whatever, let's say.
Let's say he moves like a like.
Let's say he's got like, you know, uh, you know, 400 horsepower of jackhammer ass or something and he can, you know, give you about orgasms like, you know, uh, twenty an hour.
Uh you the thing is the thing I'm saying.
Why do I not stay with why do I stay with my boyfriend instead of going?
Well, no, no, no.
Could you?
Yeah, so say could you stay with your boyfriend after having some sexual experience that makes your boyfriend look like a, you know, short, short man?
Well, see, that's the that's the good thing, is I can have the sexual experience and still have the relationship with my boyfriend.
Like a we have a very strong relationship.
We pretty much do everything together.
We're very close.
And so it's only the sex that's that's outside of him and I.
So what's the relationship like?
I mean, usually intimacy is what brings relationships together.
What exactly brings y'all together?
Is it finances?
Is it mutual?
It's mutual.
We have a lot of the same occupations, but he and I both skateboard.
We both like video games.
We love movies.
We talk about all sorts of stuff.
We're looking to start a new business a new skateboard business here in town.
I mean, we're just very compatible.
So I think and so honestly, so it's not so we're very compatible as a couple, but we both like to have a lot of sex.
So now we don't have to worry about like calling it cheating or anything because we're still a couple.
We just happen to have sex with other people.
Now, is there ever going to become a point in time when you and him are going to say, all right, it's time to stop doing this.
And then don't you think that at that point it's going to become a problem?
If it if it ever gets to that point, honestly, but I like we're we're very open with each other.
If there's ever a problem, we talk about it right then.
I know a lot of people have a lot of communication problems, but and he and I do too.
So that's why if we ever have a problem, we talk about it right then so we can figure out who's who's confused.
Actually, I wish I could strongly shout out to the chat room, to the chat room, that they're all just jelly of my mad skill, my mad cockling skill, and all the pussy that I get.
So they can just all suck on that.
Hey, is that your boyfriend?
Can I talk to your boyfriend real quick?
Yeah, you actually talked to him yesterday on your show.
Here he is.
Twice.
Here he is.
Hello there.
Hey, man, you're actually okay with this, man.
You're okay, like, you know, having somebody else nail your girl?
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't bother me at all.
Do you watch?
Are you like behind are you like behind a lampshade somewhere, you know, kind of waxing your carrot?
I'm talking to the girl myself.
Like, see, that's what we do.
We go to the bar, we get some people drunk, because, you know, we got the cash.
And you get some people drunk, bring them home.
They want to be nasty little sluts, and I want to take advantage of this.
Wow, are you are you you gotta well, hold on, hold on.
You're gonna be kidding me.
There's actually people in the bar.
This is actually, you know, pick up like lines.
I mean, you actually go up to couples and kind of and they're okay with this.
I mean, you know, a couple of that are you kidding me?
You gotta be joking.
No, no, no, there.
Is this like gay bars or some kind of swinger bar?
You try to find some at a gay bar.
If I wanted to bring home like two girls or two guys, you know, if I was trying to get like all holes filled, if that's what we were going for that evening.
But, you know, just wherever you want to go.
Just got to be social.
Got to know how to talk to people.
Man, so you're a little bisexual yourself.
Oh, yeah.
Why not?
I mean, it's free world.
Well, no, I mean, I'm just trying to get I'm just trying to get into the psych I didn't mean for this show to go into this direction, but I'm glad y'all called up because I mean, as you heard yesterday, I had a little scathing rant about it, but it's interesting to hear this.
Now, in the now, when you're having these sexual orgies, now sometimes you said two guys, three guys and one chick.
I mean, you know, what are the makeups?
This is pretty interesting here.
And how exactly can you consist a sustainable relationship based upon all the mental lust that has already been put forth in the psyche for both of you?
They say that on the news a lot, too.
I actually heard them going off about lust and masturbation and things like this.
But I don't lust for anything.
Like, I don't look around and see a woman, and I'm like, oh, God, I want to fuck that.
It's more just like, that's what we're doing tonight.
Like, it's going to see a movie.
It's not lusting.
So you don't even consider sexual relations like a big deal.
Is that what you're trying to say?
You don't even give you a handshake?
Yeah, I'd have sex with all my friends if they wanted me to.
I mean, it doesn't really matter.
Wow.
So do you actually take it in the bum or are you giving it in the bum?
No, no, actually, I tried doing that to myself once.
It didn't work out well.
I didn't like it.
So that's not really my thing.
But, you know, most homosexuals, you know, they kind of declare where it's going, what they want.
And actually, for guys on guy, most guys actually don't have sex with each other all the time.
That's actually multiple separate.
Okay, and one last question.
Are you sucking schlong heads along with – I mean, I'm just asking.
I'm just trying to get a picture here.
Are you sucking schlong heads while you're bagging your chick or banging another chick or something of that nature?
No, I wouldn't be sucking on a slob.
It doesn't taste good, you know, if it doesn't.
But you have.
You have before then.
You have before?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Why wouldn't I?
I mean, I can't say I haven't tried it without, you know, trying it.
Get this dude.
I can get off for Christ's sake.
I mean, did everybody hear this?
Did everybody hear this for Christ's sake?
This is America.
This is the American youth.
Did you see they were in college?
They're actually trying to base a relationship around this.
Look, I didn't mean for the show to take a turn for the weird out here, all right?
I am sorry.
I am sorry, folks.
But I did do a rant yesterday about swingers saying that basically what swingers have come down to is nothing more than males, you know, having to, you know, swallow their pride just so that they can have some piece of tail that for whatever reason they can't let go of, all right?
Whether it be financial marriage or she's just a badass piece of tail and he doesn't think he can score any better, all right?
They have to actually swallow their pride and go to these little swinger events just to pacify the nymphomania that is this slut bag that entails, you know, their passions, if you will.
And in my personal opinion, there is no way that you can make a sustainable relationship, you know, doing that type of situation.
Now, I know, look, hey, if you're single, hey, you want to hop around?
Who cares?
All right?
I mean, I was strongly advising them, why don't you just be single?
Go out.
If you want to be a whore, be a whore.
You want to be some bisexual glory hole-serving fruit bowl?
Go ahead and do that.
But don't sit here and attempt to think that you're having a legitimate relationship by saying, oh, yeah, we are swingers.
We are this.
We are that.
No, you're not.
You know what you're doing?
Survival Consequences of Tradition00:09:31
I'll tell you what you're doing.
You're trying to hold on to tradition by being untraditional.
And it doesn't work.
I mean, let me tell you something.
I tell you right now, you two people are going to be in a goddamn future episode of Judge Joe Brown.
And I'm going to see you people because y'all are going to mix finances at some point because y'all are going to say, oh, look, it's great.
We love each other.
We go out.
We do this.
And then before you know it, you're mixing finances.
You know, gay boy over there goes out and buys himself $1,500 leather pants.
The bimbo goes out over there and buys herself a $1,500 Louis Vuitton bag.
And before you know it, they don't have no money for the rent.
They ain't got no money for this and that.
And they're at Judge Joe Brown.
You got Judge Joe Brown up here saying, No, you said your lady went out and paid $1,500 for a Louis Vuitton bag, and you went out there and picked yourself $1,500 for leather pants, boy, and all this crap.
And I don't want to hear this.
This is why America is the way it is.
Sorry, man.
I didn't mean to get off subject.
I didn't mean for us to go here, but, you know, it's sick that this is the America that we're living in, folks.
This is it.
These are the young people.
I mean, you know, that skins, that little damn show skins on MTV.
This is the consequence of that, folks.
Y'all heard it here.
All right?
Y'all heard it here.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't even take a drink after that.
Let me tell you something.
I'm a monogamous man.
I love my wife.
Are you kidding me?
My wife would follow me into hell.
Do you understand this?
My wife would follow me into hell.
And let me tell you something.
I would follow her also.
And that's just the way it is.
I mean, you know, if we were surrounded by people that, you know, just wanted to kill us, it'd be ride or die.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
And I guarantee you that, you know, come into a situation between that little swinger couple when it comes to a life or death situation.
It ain't going to be ride or die for them.
You know what I'm saying?
It ain't going to be ride or die for them.
They're going to be like, no, take him, no, take her.
I mean, it's just going to be, it's disgusting.
So let me tell you something right now, man.
I believe in monogamous relationships because it is the natural state of humanity.
If you look at all the records that we have unearthed, all the archaeological records, everything, we have seen that, you know, even in primitive man, that the way humanity went, even in pneumatic tribes, was to have families based on one man, one woman.
All right?
And they had to be monogamous for survival.
For survival.
And that's what we have to do here.
But what's unfortunate is we have this mainstream media of ours, which is dominated by a bunch of, I hate to say it, I don't mean to get political because I'm a capitalist, but let's be honest, a bunch of left-wing, liberal, long-haired hippie assholes that are trying to ruin the minds of our young people so they can continue to implement this idea of this socialist endeavor while the baby boomers have lived it up.
I mean, do you young kids know by the time that your parents were like 18, 19, these people had already had all these little free love orgies?
The only difference is that they actually thought that they were getting spiritual guidance from it.
You know, when they'd have these mud pit orgies at Woodstock, you know, they would actually believe that they were, you know, conjuring up thus, the state of Aquarius, age of Aquarius, Aquarius.
I mean, they actually believed this crap when they were all orgying with each other.
And crazy, free love, man.
They were smoking dope.
They were dropping acid.
And then the 70s came along.
Good God, the 70s came along.
They were having freaking bell bottoms.
Believe it or not, they were so high that they actually thought bell bottoms was somehow a decent fashion statement and putting afros on crackers.
I mean, Jesus Christ, like the black person didn't take enough prior to the 1970s.
You had white cracker ass crackers putting afros on their heads, putting afros on their heads as if this was some kind of a fashion statement.
And then they were snipping cocaine off of chicks' asses.
I mean, do you understand that this is what's up here?
And now all of a sudden, you know, kids, you know, they have to resort to going online, playing video games, you know, doing these, you know, really anti-social activities just to get themselves a little bit of a jolt in life.
But I, in my personal opinion, am putting a shout out to everybody.
Go out and live your goddamn life.
And it doesn't mean be some hedonistic, hey, I'm a swinger.
Hey, I'm this.
It doesn't mean that.
It means go out and experience.
If you're going to be a philanderous whorebag, don't be in a relationship.
If you're going to be some Richard Gere gigolo, even though that was just a movie, we all know that he's a fan of gerbils and hamsters.
But anyway, if you're going to be one of those guys, well, then don't get in a relationship.
I mean, that's all I'm saying.
And another thing, don't have children.
Anyway, 6466524869, it took a turn for the worst there, folks.
I'm sorry.
It's Baller Friday.
You know, Baller Friday.
And, you know, I didn't mean for swingers to call up and try to make this a swinger debate.
I'm sorry.
But believe it or not, that is not the only person that has called me up or tried to email me.
I have had emails from people that are saying, I'm a swinger from Amsterdam.
I'm a swinger from England.
I'm a swinger from Orlando, Florida.
Jesus Christ, and Neil.
There was an Orlando, Florida email where they were saying, you know, it's free sex out here in Orlando and in Tampa Bay.
And in Tampa Bay, you can go in and actually go in and get some adult theater to get legal glory holes.
There are legal glory holes, apparently, in Tampa Bay.
I didn't even know that.
Not that I cared, but it's just disgusting.
646652-4869.
Anyway, let's get, you know, Obama today, he visited the post-tornado aftermath in the South, made sure he got himself a photo op.
But let me tell you something right now.
The devastation that's happened in the South is unprecedented.
It's already come out today that these tornadoes that were measured have broken the measurement scale of tornadoes.
They are unprecedented.
You know what I'm saying?
Are unprecedented.
And it's just a devastating situation.
And I just, you know, my heart and soul goes out to those folks that have been afflicted with this horrific natural disaster.
And, you know, I just want to take an acknowledgement out there.
If you're going to donate to any charities related to this particular disaster, make sure that the money is going to go to the people.
All right.
I mean, I'm sick and tired of every time there's a disaster.
I'm not going to name names, but the same bureaucratic handful of dumbass nonprofit organizations come out and say, come on, we need more money.
We need more money.
And then they raise like a billion dollars.
And then all of a sudden, nobody gets helped.
I mean, everybody's just there.
They're like, what happened?
And, you know, all they're doing is just paying their bureaucratic infrastructure to keep their inflated budgets going.
It's sick.
Anyway, 646652-4869.
Let's take some more callers here.
We got area code 347 on the horn.
What's going on?
What's going on?
You're an unbaby cake.
I went hit a parallel in my asshole, baby bud.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Not today.
God damn it.
It's Bowler Friday.
It's Bowler Friday, for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Not today.
Please.
Look, not today.
All right, Fruit Bowl.
This goddamn internet buttstalker needs to take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack.
I don't want to hear you today.
Jesus Christ, man.
My plaques are just, you know, clogging up in my heart listening to this fruity bastard.
Man, let me thin out my blood by, you know, taking a good sip of this iced-down Louie here.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, Cavasier, baby.
I love it.
Oh, yeah.
Cavasier on the rocks.
You know what I mean?
Love on the rocks.
Yeah, baby.
Let's continue going, Shelly.
We got area code 520 on the horn.
What's up, man?
Hey, ghost.
This is Keishu.
I think we talked about.
Hey, what's going on, Kishu?
How you doing, man?
I'm doing good.
You know, all I have to say about those swingers is I'm going to freaking laugh when the whole Switter community gets AIDS.
You know?
I mean, is anybody not worried about this?
I mean, I'm sure they're not practicing safe sex and stuff, right?
Yeah, that's kind of scary.
Definitely fighting.
I mean, I'm sure they're not.
I mean, especially if they're lezing out, if they're doing the Lesbo, you know, carpet munching thing.
Outsourced Engineering Opportunities00:04:36
I mean, you think they're actually using those beaver dams?
What do they call them?
It's like some rubber sheet that you put on the vaginal wall.
And, you know, people that are actually supposed to be doing oral compilation with women are actually supposed to lick some kind of rubber con anyway.
It's just, I don't know.
Sorry.
That's pretty disgusting.
But what I want to talk to you about was like, you know, my whole story is like I inherited a bunch of money from my great grandfather.
So I pretty much like am set.
But like lately, I've been thinking like I've been spending a lot of money and like I get it in payments.
And so I've been thinking about going back to school and finishing college.
But I don't really know, like I don't want to go back to college unless I'm going to do something that's like going to make me a lot more money because I'm a capitalist as well.
You know, I want to make as much money as I can.
And, you know, so I looked into the highest paying degrees.
And the number one highest paying degree in America is petroleum engineering.
So I just kind of wanted to know what your thoughts on that would be.
You know, I don't know if that's like something that I would really enjoy going into.
Well, you know, beware of the engineering jobs because they're all being outsourced to India and China, especially the Indians, man.
These Indians know like, I mean, they know calculus by age 11.
I mean, these guys are brilliant when it comes to math and engineering, that sort of thing.
I think if you really want my personal opinion, if you want to go in the petroleum field, because it's going to be around for a long time, it's international.
They're going to need a lot of people that know about this type of stuff.
I would get into a little bit of a geology, you know, and learning how to map out geographic maps of possible petroleum deposits.
It's very interesting that they have found out that the majority of times they find petroleum deposits underneath swamps.
By the time a specific body of water becomes a swamp, there's a large amount of time that goes on in there.
And apparently, that's where the deposits of petroleum and coal, of all things, could be underneath.
Do you think the Beverly Hillbillies find theirs in the swamp or something like that?
No, seriously, I think that you could seriously do that or be a medalist.
What really kind of brought all this up was that, like, I got a second inheritance, which I haven't really received yet, but it was oil rights to my aunt that passed away, her property in North Dakota, that she has a well on.
But they just built the well.
She passed away like a month after they put on the well.
Like, I have no idea what's going on with it yet.
You know, and like, I keep reading all these things on the internet.
Like, there's all this oil popping up in North Dakota.
There's like millionaires every day.
And I'm like, oh, this could be really bomb.
But I don't know anything about it.
I haven't read about that.
But, you know, let me tell you something right now.
If you can somehow get past any kind of local-based, state-based, or municipal-based laws, and you can actually drill legally and strike oil, you're damn right.
You could make some serious money.
But it's a big investment.
But, you know, if you can strike oil, once again, lots of money coming your way.
And it's a crapshoot when it comes to trying to get in the oil business in America.
That's why these Arab countries have such a such a dominance over it because it's the oldest part of the world.
And basically what petroleum is, it's old fossils that have deposited into Gook, really.
Exactly.
Yeah, my biggest thing, you know, is that I really don't have a great education.
I mean, like, I got my first inheritance when I was 16 and dropped out of school.
You know, like, fuck this.
I'm rich.
You know, I'm going to live it up.
And now I'm like, you know, I'm spending money really fast.
And, you know, I just want more money.
So, you know, I want to keep living the lifestyle that I've lived.
And I'm 24, well, 23 going on 24.
And, you know, I'm feeling like it's only a short few years where I'm starting to feel like that.
So I need to definitely get into something else.
Well, you know, if you want my personal opinion, I would, you know, maybe hold off on the college and start reading up about, you know, stocks, reading up about business, maybe opening up a business of some sort, getting a trade.
Trades that can't be outsourced.
You know, in my personal opinion, you know, you have to look into these types of areas if you just want to be educated.
But me, I'm about entrepreneurial ship.
I'm about people taking advantage of their own destiny.
Crying Kids and Financial Checks00:06:54
We have the freedom to do that.
And I think that that's what you should do there, man.
And I hope that you're successful at doing it.
You know?
Anyway, thanks for calling, man.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, we've got another caller here, Area Code 213.
You're on the horn.
Yeah, baby, what's going on?
Oh, my God.
We're partying so hard for the first of the month, baby.
Partying so hard.
Jesus Christ.
You're actually having a party.
I hear music back there.
You actually have a freaking party.
Oh, man.
We got some bottles at Harley on the South system.
You know, we just hanging out, ghosts.
We cooking some ribs.
We got a grill filed up right now.
I got my boy Pookie.
He's manning the grill.
And we're getting down, ghost, like some true capitalists up at the 213.
Is that your kid?
Is your kid still there crying?
Is that your kid crying there?
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
I mean, he's kind of, yeah, I mean, he's here.
I'm just trying to show my kid how to do it, ghost.
Trying to show my kid how to do it.
The only reason that you're partying is because you're collecting my goddamn tax dollars.
What are you talking about?
Just showing them how it's done.
Hey, I'm just showing them how it's done, baby.
We grilling out.
We got so much food.
We got, oh, my God.
You ought to see the bottles of liquor on my kids' counter right now, ghost.
It's nuts.
I mean, I mean, it's bad.
Oh, we got so many bottles of liquor.
Ghost, it's amazing.
We got.
Oh, God.
We got it.
We got it.
We good, ghost.
That's all I got to say, good.
God.
Jesus Christ.
And then do something with that kid, man.
I feel sorry for that kid.
You're sitting on their party.
You're sitting out there making ribs.
You're sitting out there listening to music and that kid's crying his head off.
Why don't you help that kid for Christ's sake?
Good shot.
What's your problem?
Hey, he'll be all good.
He'll be out once.
Pookie gets those ribs off the grill.
My kid gonna stop crying, ghost.
When he smells, there's two things that makes my kids stop crying.
That barbecue saucer with me, baby.
Barbecue saucer with me.
And similar act every once in a while, baby.
Oh, man.
It sounds like you're choking your kid, to be honest with you.
I know you say you don't do it, but it's what it sounds like from where I'm standing.
Yeah.
Hey, it's the first of the month, motherfuckers always throw a cigarette bus in my front yard.
Keep my front yard clean.
Oh, my God, these motherfuckers have stolen cigarettes, so with Newports in my front yard, like some compost meeting.
I don't even understand, ghost.
These motherfuckers are so high right now.
They don't even know what's going on.
They're looking at me like I'm crazy.
They're at their house.
This is really sad, man.
I really don't appreciate what you're doing here.
You're rubbing in the face of all capitalists here.
Let me tell you something.
Hold on, let me see.
Hey, hold on, put them on mute for a second.
Put them on you.
Put them on mute for a second.
Let me tell you something.
When you call up here and do that, you're not only rubbing it in the face of me, you're rubbing it in the face of all capitalists.
The first of the month is not some payday of miraculous money that comes into your goddamn mailbox for most for all capitalists.
What am I talking about?
For most capitalists, I was going to say for most people, but for all capitalists, the first of the month means for us that we got to pay our bills, asshole.
All right, we got to go out and actually pay bills.
You, you just collect your goddamn little check, and I hear you out there.
I hear you.
I hear your kid crying.
He's crying his hell off.
I can hear some goddamn music in the background.
You're screaming to everybody out there in the goddamn front yard.
You're cooking rib meat.
You say you got malt liquor.
I mean, what kind of a goddamn example of humanity are you?
Let alone a parent.
What kind of an example of a humanity are you, you milky-licking piece of crap?
I mean, go ahead, answer that question.
What kind of a human being are you?
What kind of human am I, Ghost?
I'm a capitalist, baby.
We're getting it up on a 213.
Oh, my God.
Hey, tell that hoe to get off the wall.
That just ain't allowed here.
Hey, these motherfuckers quilting out right now, ghost.
Oh, I'm just with you with here, ghost.
You just hating.
I'm not hating.
Believe me, I'm not hating, asshole.
I'm not hating.
I'm pissed off that I'm funding that little party you got going on in the hood.
All right?
I'm funding that hood party.
I'm funding that rib meat.
I'm funding that malt liquor.
Don't you understand that?
Dog, we don't drink.
We drink malt liquor at the end of the month.
On the first of the month, it's something.
Hey, give me a shot of Patron, baby.
Give me a shot of the.
Oh, this is all right.
Don't tell me you're sipping on Patron out here, man.
Patron's some expensive crap.
How the hell can you afford Patron?
Patrol silver, baby.
That's the best one.
When we vote, we get a little dahulio, but oh, my gosh.
Oh, that bitch is taking her shirt off.
Get her off.
Get her off my daughter roof table, dog.
Oh, that's.
Oh, my God.
What are you talking about?
What happened to your kid?
Oh, I don't even fucking know, ghost.
I'm looking here.
I'm watching this bitch script, dog.
This bitch.
She's taking a shot off my daughter room table.
Don't hit the channel, bitch.
All right, get this idiot off.
I gotta get him off.
I mean, let me tell you something, sir.
By you sitting over there, not only rubbing in the face that you just got paid today because the first of the month is on Sunday and you got your check direct deposited in your little stupid account on today at midnight, and now you're going out, you're getting malt liquor, you're getting rib meat, you're getting all this crap, you're having a party.
And not only is it an insult to me and an insult to the capitalist, but it's an insult to the parents out there that actually give two rats' asses about their kids.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, whatever.
I mean, I heard that kid crying one minute, and the next minute, I mean, who the hell knows what happened to that goddamn kid for Christ's sake?
It's probably given to Pookie.
Pookie's probably on the corner, you know, trying to hustle it for a $20 rock of crack.
Jesus Christ, man, I can't believe this is a this is a disgrace.
It makes me sick, and I don't appreciate it.
Anyway, folks, let me calm down here, folks.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little upset, man.
That asshole really upsets me.
He calls here all the time, rubs it in my face.
He's actually calling himself the fucking excuse me.
I'm sorry, didn't mean to curse, but I'm upset.
I'm upset.
I'm upset because he's trying to call himself the ghetto ghost.
Art Documentation Worth00:03:17
All right?
And for him to compare himself to me is an insult because anybody who collects any kind of government entitlements is not a capitalist.
They are a part of the problem.
You understand?
They are a part of the goddamn problem.
Anyway, let me take some more calls here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
What do we got?
We got area code 571.
What's up?
Yeah, you're taking too long.
Area code 404, you're on the horn.
Yo, what's going on, ghost?
What's up?
I've been watching the dollar for a while, man.
And I'm telling you, man, I'm thinking that it, you know, for the past three weeks, it's been going down a lot.
It's been going down a lot.
And I tell you, man, these kids, man, you know, I think everybody should diversify a little bit with some precious metals, some gold and silver.
Because when that dollar, when the dollar, people don't trust the dollar anymore, when it's not the reserve currency anymore, the dollar ain't going to be worth drag shit.
And no matter how much, I don't know, that girl that called earlier that had all that money, I think she should buy some gold and silver because that whatever million dollars, who knows how much she had, isn't going to be worth much when a dollar is worth 0.2 of a penny.
Well, you actually believe it's going to come down to that point there, sir?
Maybe not.
I'm just saying it could go down pretty bad.
No, I agree with you, and I think it is going to go down.
I think it's sad.
I mean, we're seeing it reflected in the goddamn prices of food and the prices of gasoline.
We're seeing in the prices of the stocks.
I mean, the devaluing of the dollar, not just in America, but the Euro and a lot of the other major currencies in the United or in the international community, excuse me, are also being devalued.
And I don't just use gold and silver as the holy grail.
I think that you have to diversify.
You've got to have gold.
You've got to have some silver.
You've got to have a little bit of equities.
I mean, I think that artwork also is a good investment.
I mean, I think that, you know, believe it or not, a good way to diversify is getting some expensive wines today and put them in some proper environmental areas and making sure the conditions are right for them to ripe.
And in five years, that damn bottle of wine or that bottle of champagne could be worth ten times from what you bought it for.
And of course, if you're going to buy art, there are people asking art?
Yeah, make sure that it's from a gallery, a reputable gallery that will give you some documentation.
You know, all you folks that have seen pawn stars, the bald guy with the big hoss, man, that big fat bastard.
Well, the only way that you'll be able to sell your piece of art to somebody like that is if you have documentation that they can trace back to an actual brick-mortar art gallery.
And believe it or not, if you have that documentation and that piece of art, you can actually start at that price point on whenever you purchased it and then you negotiate and say, hey, you know, just based upon the rate of inflation, it should be worth this much.
Selling Art to Galleries00:09:25
That sort of thing.
So anyway, 646-652-4869 is a number to call.
There's so many ways to diversify your capital.
You know what I mean?
So many ways.
Anyway, let's go.
You got Vince and the Bay on the horn.
What's going on, Vince and the Bay?
Hey, can I put corn on your wet noodle?
Can I put corn on your wet noodle?
Oh, my God.
That is just the most horrible male voice I have ever heard in my entire life.
Did everybody hear that?
That's a male there.
That's a male.
That's not the real Vince, but that's a male there.
All right?
I mean, can you hear that?
I'm you saying at noodle.
I mean, can you believe this crap?
I mean, this is the American male nowadays, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm talking about?
I mean, we just heard from swingers earlier in the program, you know, from some male, you know, claiming he was a swinger with his girlfriend, saying that he likes to, you know, suck on schlong heads while he's partaking in sexual liaisons with other women.
Unfreaking believable.
Let's take more calls here.
We got area code 612.
You're on the horn.
Man, shut up.
We got Bear McBear on the horn.
What's up, Bear McBear?
All right, ghost.
How's it going?
How's it going, man?
I'm calling in from Scotland.
Can you hear me okay?
Yeah, we can hear you fine.
What's going on?
Yeah, I was just wanting to say that.
That swinger earlier sounded like the right skank.
Yeah, you're damn right.
I mean, do they do that in Scotland?
Are they swinging out there?
No, no, we just fuck them and leave them.
Yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, if you're going to partake in that type of activity, you might as well just kind of, hey, hey, it's been fun to see you.
There's no reason to be monogamous if you're just going to be some heathens and some hedonistic spider monkeys, right?
Exactly, man.
I couldn't agree with you more.
Here, I've got a shot for it, Ghost.
Can we take a shot?
You want a shout-out?
No, a shot.
Oh, you want to take a shot?
Yeah, I'll take a shot with you right here.
I've got some Louis Cavassia here, man, all right?
Nice.
I've got some Scottish whiskey.
All right.
Hey, I love Scotch, man.
As a matter of fact, Chevis is great, not to mention Johnny Walker blue label, man.
Great stuff.
I tried that, man.
I think you're the Texas.
What'd you say?
We can't hear you.
Texas is full of pissies, man.
Did you just say Texas are full of pussies, you Scottish kilt-wearing piece of Uncle Scrooge bastard trash?
Did you just say that to me?
All right, spare me the cat.
Did you just say that to me there, you dumb kilt-wearing, bagpipe-playing piece of dumbass plaid-wearing crap?
Is that what you just told me?
Yeah, and I do live in a castle, Faggot.
Enjoy your little piffy apartment in Texas.
Yeah, oh, yeah, you live in a castle as right.
Yeah, whatever.
Are you kidding me?
I've been to Scotland, all right?
You live in these subterranean crap holes that were built in like 1400s, and you idiots are sitting over here saying, oh, yes, we're sitting over here living in castles.
You're in some dumbass socialist experiment that you can't even pay for, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ.
And not only that, how much are you taxed, by the way?
What's your tax rate going on over there, huh?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Let me go ahead and take a sip of this.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening into me, folks.
Cheers.
Good stuff, man.
Good stuff.
Anyway, man, I really don't appreciate people prank calling me, people sitting over here trying to besmirch my show here.
My show is listened to by capitalists throughout the world, throughout the international community, and they expect a certain element of decorum, a certain element of etiquette.
And for these people to be sitting over here making a mockery, you know, especially a bunch of drunkard Scots, you know, that are out there probably, you know, having a ball, you know, probably, you know, sipping back some of that cheap Irish whiskey, cheap Scottish whiskey out there, you know, and oh, yes, the queen, it's the queen.
Oh, yes, that's right.
That's just going to go right into our next subject matter.
That's right, the royal wedding, huh?
Oh, Jesus Christ, that's the last thing I needed to see.
You know, I get up early in the morning because I trade futures.
And then, you know, from when I trade futures, I go and trade the equities.
And the first thing I see is these damn primitive prehistoric monarchs, you know, shoving their English and British pump, you know, which is not even needed at this point.
This isn't even the original royal family, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we are in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
If you're listening to me live right now, please retweet the broadcast so we can get some more folks up in here.
I'm getting a lot of internet butt stalkers and a bunch of ass clowns that are doing nothing but prank calling me.
I want some real capitalists.
All right.
I want some real goddamn capitalists for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, you know, just for kicks, since it's Baller Friday, I'm going to just kind of kick back and have a sip of this Louie here.
And then after this, I'm going to call somebody who lives in Section 8 and see what's going on.
Just because you prank-hauling bastards are pissing me off, and maybe half you bastards are Poe in America.
I'm going to go ahead and find somebody who's in the Section 8 housing who's collecting like $1,500 a month and berate that bastard for Baller Friday.
Cheers to everybody out there.
Let me take a sip of this.
All right, let's go ahead and do that right now.
Can we get that, please?
here we go forwarded to an automatic voice message
Of course, they ain't home because, like I said, the first of the month is on Sunday.
These folks that are collecting these government entitlements, they get paid at midnight this morning.
And he's probably out there spending, you know, trying to buy some Air Force ones.
Yeah.
And don't they have the new Air Jordans now that are just, they look like clown shoes, but it's supposed to be some commemorative edition of Jordan's shoes, for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jordan, you're old.
All right.
We love you.
We remember the, hey, I'm sticking my tongue out while I'm, you know, taking a dive from, you know, free throw line.
You know, great.
We remember that.
That's 20 years ago, asshole.
All right?
All right.
We need somebody else.
LeBron James, all right, he pussied out.
That's enough.
He's got a bulldog face.
All right.
He's unmarketable.
He stumbles over his own tongue when anybody asks him to say two sentences.
His mommy likes his teammates.
I mean, give me a break, man.
I mean, we need somebody to save the NBA for Christ's sake.
Anyway, they have that Jordan shoe that's got a piece of every Jordan shoe ever made for the past, whatever, 25, 30 years.
You know?
I mean, you know, 25, 30 years, you know, they just patched up.
It was just stupid.
Anyway, let's just take another caller here.
646-652-4869.
We got who else we got going on here?
Let's take some more callers here.
586, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost.
Shout out to you.
Obama sucks.
Well, isn't he not been doing a good job?
But I want to know if you were president, what would you do?
Change America.
Man, if I were President right now, the first thing I would do is and I said this five years ago when Obama was running for office.
I think that we should force this Iraqi parliament that we've already given thousands of American lives in not only just their physical life, but in casualties in general, we should force this Iraqi parliament to give us oil pro bono, all right, and we knock it off the $1.5 trillion tab that we have raked up, liberating these people,
and we artificially bring down the cost of oil to about $60, $50, and that would definitely shake up a lot of things in the global markets at this point in time.
The second thing I would do is start seriously cutting, seriously cutting this inflated government budget that these damn Nimrods in Washington continue to shove down our holes.
Privatizing Health Care Systems00:04:02
I think that we should literally go out and say, hey, Social Security, it's over.
It's done.
And if the old people are like, but how am I supposed to live?
How am I supposed to do mirror?
Well, you should have thought about that when you had 40-year, 50-year job security, when you had all these pensions, when you had economic opportunity more than any other generation.
You should have thought about that when you were making all that capital, when you were out there in Woodstock making mud pit orgies and doing a little dance and making a little love in the 70s and in the 80s when you were out there doing just give me a break.
We cut that off right off the bat.
And everybody who's working, the young people, anybody who's under the age of 45, anybody who's working in general will not have to pay the Social Security tax.
And let me tell you, that's a big chunk of money right back into people's pockets.
Big chunk.
Not just in the people's pockets, but in businesses' pockets.
All right.
The third thing I would do is get rid of this idea of socialized medicine and try to take out the insurance companies.
We have to take out this goddamn health insurance company because it's ruined health care.
It's ruined it.
All right.
I mean, you know, why should there be a middleman between patient and the practitioner?
It makes no sense whatsoever.
If we were to privatize health care, because remember, folks, health care is going to be around forever.
It's an unlimited market.
All right?
It's an unlimited market.
We're all going to get sick.
We're all going to die.
We all want to live longer.
All right.
So inevitably, if we privatize health care, I guarantee you, if we privatize health care, a trip to go get your arteries unclogged would be nothing more than $2,500.
I mean, we have the technology now where you don't have to break open your chest cavity.
You don't have to take your heart out and rip it open.
You don't have to do that anymore.
They can do this with two or three little rods going into your in-between your rib cage and actually doing this.
But why isn't this being practiced?
Why isn't this being practiced, for Christ's sake?
Well, because the technology costs so much and doctors in hospitals can't afford it.
Why can't the doctors in hospitals why can't they afford it?
Because they have to pay for insurance.
Yeah.
They have to pay for malpractice insurance, which takes up to 60 plus percent of a hospital or a doctor's profit.
60 plus percent of their profit goes to malpractice insurance.
All right, and then after that, when they're left over with 40, maybe less percent, the doctor has to come up with some kind of a profit after paying their nurses, after paying for supplies, after paying for this, after paying for that.
And if anybody sits here and tells me, well, we can't do that, ghost, we can't privatize health care.
For-profit health care wouldn't work.
Oh, yeah?
It hasn't hurt the cosmetic surgery industry.
It hasn't hurt the goddamn eye industry.
Both of those industries are privatized.
They're both privatized.
And look at the technology.
Look at what they've done.
I mean, you know, because the eye business has been so privatized, they have cured eye glasses for Christ's sake.
I mean, laser eye surgery cures people from anybody who has to wear thick-ass glasses.
I mean, you know, you've got glasses nowadays that'll go and turn into sunglasses when you go into the sun.
You know, I mean, you look at the cosmetic surgery industry.
25, 30 years ago, a boob job used to cost $25,000 because we have more people going to college going to be plastic surgeons, because we have more people in demand wanting to have augmentations.
We have technology that have simplified the procedure.
And not only that, supply and demand has basically implemented its rule.
And now you can get a boob job for like $2,500.
$2,500 in Milky Liquor.
So what I'm saying is we need to privatize health care.
Privatized Eye Surgery Profits00:15:48
All right.
And the fourth thing that we need to do is we need, if we're going to do any kind of government spending at all, we need to do it in research and development at the university level.
And not only that, it'll cut off this idea of providing money for students to go to school.
I mean, look, if you can't afford to go to college, get a job, asshole.
All right.
Get a job.
Don't go out and get.
I mean, if you're going to get a loan, don't piss and moan when that loan is being docked from your check for the next 40 years.
All right.
But this government grant crap, all it does is allows these young people to go out and say, I'm going to switch my major.
I'm going to switch my major.
And yet they're going for like six, seven years to get a BA, BS, and they're taking advantage of the goddamn grant system.
It's sick.
It's stupid.
Anyway, I didn't want to go.
I can go on and on, man.
There's so much to do with this country.
I mean, I'd take us out of the goddamn wars.
I'd take us out of Afghanistan.
I'd take us out of, well, first of all, we shouldn't have been in Libya.
I wouldn't acknowledge the United Nations.
I wouldn't acknowledge NATO.
I would start worrying about American production.
I would give incentives to businesses to provide manufacturing jobs or some kind of technological producing jobs in this country.
I would try to look for new energy alternatives while at the same time domestically exploring for fossil fuels.
I'd be doing a whole bunch of things, man.
Anyway, thanks for calling up, man.
I appreciate the question.
646-652-4869.
Who else we got here?
We got 713 on the horn.
What's going on?
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
Just shut your stinking smelly hole.
404, you're on the horn.
What's going on, man?
It's Billy D. Williams.
Hey, what's up, man?
We got Billy D. Williams in the house on Baller Friday, man.
What's going on, man?
That's right.
Cheers to you.
I was taking a drink right when you said that, man.
What's going on?
Not a whole lot.
Just wanted to give you a call.
You know, great and actually fantastic freaking month of April as far as I can.
I mean, the market bulls have taken complete control of this market, man, and there's lots of profits to be made.
And I mean, you know, I know you've been catching a little bit of flack lately in the chat, it sounds like I've heard you raging a little bit.
But, man, this is anyone who doubts you or thinks that, you know, or is trying to call you a hack or play anything like that, man, I can certainly attest to all the profits I've made off of you and off of some of your picks and everything.
Oh, man, I appreciate it, man.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
And hey, you know, you're absolutely right when it goes down to what you need to do.
Because when you look at it, I mean, yeah, welfare is a big portion of what the government pays, but a lot of the spending and stuff is coming from the Medicare Medicaid section and then the defense part.
So, I mean, if you were able to do that and cut some of that, I mean, that would cut down pretty much if you were just to cut those two alone.
Now, I'm not saying totally cut out the fence because, you know, then you're going to have a bunch of assholes coming in, you know, trying to get us all the time.
But if you were to significantly cut some of these major expenses here, then you'd be able to reduce that deficit pretty much really fast.
Big time.
Are you kidding me?
Big time.
And keeping the same tax rates that we have now.
We don't have to raise taxes.
We keep the same tax rate and we just cut spending.
We make sure to phase out this idea of Social Security.
And then, look, I'm tired of these remedies that they're trying to put up for Social Security that, oh, if you're over the age of 55, you don't have to worry.
But if you're under the age of 55, you're going to be shit out of luck, even though you're paying for it here for the next 20 years anyway.
It's disgusting.
If it's going to be ended, it needs to be ended and needs to be ended now.
And you know, it's funny you mentioned that because I got an argument the other day.
I was discussing that with my father.
I was discussing that with him.
And he's more of a, he grew up lifelong Republican and everything.
And he said, well, you know, I don't like them.
You know, I like that one guy.
You say he looks like Eddie Haskell.
Is it Ryan?
Yeah, Paul Ryan.
That jerk.
And he's like, I like his idea.
And I'm like, hell no.
And I told him exactly, basically, kind of what you said.
I go, you know, your ship sailed a long time ago.
You guys spent all that money already.
I go, so don't act like that money that you've paid in for years and years.
You guys have already spent all that shit.
I go, it's time for you to stop taxing us.
I'm getting tired of paying for your ass.
You're damn right because you're never going to see it, Billy.
You're never going to see a cent of that Social Security.
What you're doing is paying for this generation that's retiring.
And let's be honest, don't let these seniors make you believe that, oh, if I don't collect a Social Security, I'm not going to be able to pay for my medicine.
Why don't you take a look at where the wealth is at in this country?
It's all above the 55 and over range.
They've got all the money.
They've got the money.
And yet they are taxing, they're taxing the young people.
And there is no economic opportunity for young people.
I mean, not like it was when they were young.
I mean, they could literally drop out of school back in the day, raise a family of five, and still be able to ball till they fall with a house and a car and the whole nine yards.
You can't do that today.
And yet they have left you.
They have left you in this situation, and they want you to pay for their Social Security so that they can use that Social Security check to make their payment on their Cadillac each month.
It's a disgrace, and young people need to wake up and realize that they are being had.
This Paul Ryan idiot's proposal is just a farce.
He's saving everybody over the age of 55.
That's why Trump and his stupid squirrel head ass is sitting over here talking so much.
I love the seniors.
I love them.
I will take care of the seniors if I'm elected president.
It's a disgrace.
You want to know why?
Because the seniors vote.
And the seniors will sit there, and I've been at the voting booth, man.
They'll sit there with their goddamn machines.
They're tied to life support machines and nurses, and they will sit there for hours to get their vote.
And it's a disgrace.
And let me tell you, the young need to realize that you not only have been screwed by being vamboozled into believing that you had to get a college degree and putting yourself into financial bondage with these student loan programs.
Not only that, you go out after the degree and get no type of economic opportunity, no type of job that's going to equate you with the same type of standard of living that your folks had.
And I don't know if you read the latest blog on CapitalistArmy.com, but I said, and I actually quoted a Bank of America survey that baby boomers expect their children to be poorer than they do, than they are.
They actually expect, they say this in this Bank of America survey, which is given to people that get loans and this and that.
And what was it?
80, 90% of them aren't going to leave their kids a damn thing.
I've already seen that with my grandparents and everyone else.
I mean, not that I'm looking for that money by any means, but I mean, I've seen it where they've made the wrong decisions in their life.
And, you know, they've just, you know, just lived for the moment.
I've heard, I've even heard a quote direct from my grandfather.
That's Social Security, boy, that's a good thing.
And, you know, I mean, it took everything I had not to get my pimp hands strong on him, but, you know, he's my grandfather's profile.
I'm not going to slap my poor grandfather.
No, I hear you.
But you know what's unfortunate?
It's a generational gap, man.
You know, this is what's unfortunate, man, is that right now you're starting to see the true colors of this older generation.
And they're still trying to push the emotional purse strings on this generation.
They're trying to suck the emotion out.
Remember, they have built this generation based upon political correctness, based upon, oh, you've got to be worried about what somebody's feeling and their feelings.
And this is why this generation can literally just kind of pull on emotional vampireism of the young people.
This is why the young people are taking it.
They're taking it.
It's unfortunate.
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
I mean, you just, like you said, you hear some of your callers and how wishy-washy they are and they're sitting there with a, well, you know, like you said, I mean, of course.
It's kind of funny.
It's kind of funny to listen to them because, like you said, they came and fall off a decent prank.
But anyways, I just had to give you a call.
You know, it's Baller Friday.
And I'll leave you on a good note, man.
On some of my position of Intel, I've wanted to sell a little bit of the profits.
I still got a share in it, but I had to sell some of that.
I decided to, you know, Billy D has been working hard, and it's time to take my ass out to Las Vegas.
Hell yeah.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, they're cheap flights out there, too, man.
Yeah, not too bad.
Not too bad.
Coming out of Florida, though, you know, it's a little expensive, but can't complain.
I hear you, man.
It's good on the sell-off.
I told you, you know, Intel would come through, and I think it's going to continue to come through.
There's a lot of other stocks out there that are hitting their lows that are undervalued at this point.
Cisco, that's the next one, I think.
Yeah, I think so, too, man.
So, anyway, man, thank you for calling, man, here.
Cheers to you, man.
Cheers to you.
Thanks for calling up, man, and thanks for providing your insight on the Capitalist Army.
And, you know, hopefully you make more profits and keep capitalizing, man.
Absolutely.
You too, Ghost.
Have a good one.
All right, man.
Thanks a lot.
That was Billy D. Williams, a Capitalist Army member.
And for you folks that don't know, you've got to sit here and join the Capitalist Army if you're a true capitalist.
Now, I know there's a lot of people out there that have been trying to join.
There's a lot of people out there that have been trying to join, but that have been not necessarily accepted because you have to prove that you're a damn capitalist.
Can't just sit there and give a bunch of dumbass answers in the little join page.
You've got to make sure that you are a damn capitalist.
I don't want any communist socialists.
I don't want any goddamn entitlement recipients.
I don't want any unadulterated bureaucrats.
You understand?
Anyway, capitalistarmy.com.
We're looking for a few good men and women out here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some more callers here.
We're talking about the British.
We were talking about the British royal wedding.
It happened today.
And, you know, everybody had a damn circle jerk over the kiss.
Did y'all see that disgusting peck that was given by the prince to Kate Middleton, for Christ's sake?
I mean, and what's up with these bitches in the hats out there?
Did everybody see these stupid hats that these dumb, you know, missing teeth, you know, fish and chip bimbos were wearing out there?
What the hell is what's what's up with the hats?
Huh?
What is that crap?
Anyway, let me take a call here.
Maybe somebody will give me some insight on the freaking hats.
We got capitalist whiz in the house.
What's going on?
Jose, let's have some apple peanut, okay, baby.
Oh, you piece of crap.
Get him off!
The same asshole, man.
Every goddamn day for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just, I'm tired.
I'm tired of this.
I'm shooting pearls here.
I'm shooting pearls to people, and this is the kind of crap I get, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, get this crap out of here.
Pisses me off.
It pisses me off.
It pisses me off, man.
I don't deserve this.
Piece of crap.
I don't deserve this crap.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
It's Friday.
I don't even have to do this show.
You know what I mean?
I don't even have to do this.
I don't even have to do this show.
You know that?
But I'm doing it.
It's Friday.
Do you understand?
I live in Austin, Texas, baby.
You know, I can see 6th Street from this office window.
You understand?
All I got to do is get up off my chair here, go close to the window, stand at the window edge here, and I can see 6th Street.
I can see the damn El Sol restaurant right here, right here on 6th Street, son.
I mean, I could be going out right now, bar hopping, Miller timing it out there in goddamn happy hour, but instead I'm doing this program because I'm trying.
I am trying to, you know, get people out there throughout the international community to become capitalist.
Do you understand?
To become capitalists.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
I want to hear from you.
All right, I want to hear from you.
All right, area code.
Let's see.
Who else we got?
111, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost.
You know, I'm not a friend to come and get myself in your sleep pandeau.
Jesus Christ.
What are you?
A guy?
Are you a guy?
Oh, you know it, Ghost.
I'm a guy exactly right for you.
Oh, my God.
You know that person right there is taking in the pooper.
It's Friday night.
You understand why he sounds so jovial?
Are you kidding me?
He's going right to the gay club, looking for the latest drunk bastard to insert some kind of flesh flute into his anal passage.
What a disgusting, sick piece of fruity-ass sounding crap.
Have you heard these guys?
Now, this is a guy.
These are the way guys are sounding nowadays.
Do you hear this?
Hi, Ghost.
This is the way I'm sounding.
This is the way people are sounding nowadays.
I know, why don't you let me see your toolbox?
Shit, it's crap.
Stopping freaking crap.
817, you're on the horn.
Stupid piece of crap!
Get that crap off.
Let me tell you something.
You can do a lot of things, you stupid sex, you waste of human life.
You could sit here, you could prank all, you can act like pretty ass butt lovers.
You can do all this crap for you idiots to be playing, to be playing the Soviet national anthem of dead Soviet Russia.
All right, dead Soviet Russia is literally besmirching me and besmirching every goddamn capitalist throughout the international community, and I'm going to refuse to let you get away with that, you sick pieces of garbage.
I'm not going to let you get away with that.
I'm not letting you get away with it.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We're talking about the British royal wedding and how we had these little fish and chips bimbos with the weird hats.
I'm sorry, folks.
I know I'm breathing hard here, but I'm getting pissed, man.
I'm getting pissed.
I'm getting upset.
And I hate this crap.
I'm looking at this.
on to another subject matter.
Let's move on to something more serious.
French Control and Royal Weddings00:14:18
We got Bashar al-Assad, and his forces still killing people out there in Syria.
45 today killed, 45 anti-government protesters killed in Syria, folks.
And yet, you know, we have our government and the NATO and the United Nations trying to call the Libyan situation a humanitarian problem.
What a bunch of crap.
What a bunch of horse crap.
But this is what's happening here in this world, for Christ's sake.
We got all kinds of disorder.
And look at these people.
They're sitting over here acting like Woody Allen butt lovers.
They're out here saying, oh, yes, I'm gay.
I'm free.
I'm born this way.
Oh, yeah.
You're not born that way, you fruit bowl.
Now, look, I'll be honest with you.
Some feminine-featured and feminine vernacular-ridden males, you can tell that there's a little bit more estrogen pumping in that body than there is testosterone.
Okay, I'll give you that, all right?
But for the rest of the people that, you know, are acting like these overly dramatized feminine features and feminine vernacular, you people are just losers that have been rejected by every other social group in society.
That now you have to go in and act like some goddamn over-feminized fruit bowl to be accepted in this community.
And to be honest with you, I think that they're kind of ruining the community because remember back in the day, was it in the 90s, the homosexual community was known for being properly dressed and well-groomed and that sort of thing.
And now, I mean, geez, Louise, I mean, I mean, I have seen some dumb, disgusting, trashy, flabby, you know, fat, jelly-ass Femi asses that are, you know, you know that's not the way that they really are.
They're not really Femi, but they're acting like it anyway because, oh, I want to be accepted.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we were talking about how Bashar al-Assad's forces has killed 45 anti-government protesters in Syria.
And, you know, this is getting serious out here, folks.
It's not a joke, man.
People are dying, and it's not right, man.
I mean, I think everybody should focus on the lives being lost out here.
These people are fighting for freedom.
You know, these people are fighting for freedom.
And you don't want to know why?
I know they're fighting for freedom because they're just protesting.
They're out there just trying to protest with civil unrest.
They're not armed.
And yet you've got soldiers firing into the streets of unarmed people, killing their own people for Christ's sake.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
479, you're on the air.
You're on the air.
Yes, Goth, when people die, I kind of log the kind of thing.
How many numbers does this idiot have?
How many freaking numbers?
Crap.
It's Baller Friday and getting ruined by Internet butt stalkers.
You know what I'm saying?
Internet butt stalkers.
It's disgusting.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Internet button stalkers, man.
They got like 85 different numbers, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I know what'll make me feel better.
I'm going to call somebody who's Poe in America.
All right?
That'll make me feel better.
I'm going to call somebody who's Poe in America.
How about that, you sexists?
Sorry crap.
All right?
Let's call somebody who's Poe in America and who's collecting entitlements.
That'll make me feel a lot better.
It's Baller Friday, forget Baller Friday to all the capitalists that are out there.
All right?
Let's go ahead and see what's going on here.
They've already been paid, man.
They ain't there.
Look at that.
Horrible, man.
They ain't even there, for Christ's sake.
Well, it looked like somebody picked up there for a second, huh?
Hello?
Yeah, I'm just hanging up on this.
I'm not even here.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I'm going to take a break, folks.
Let me tell you something right now.
I'm getting bombarded with prank calls.
I really do not appreciate the prank calls, by the way.
I mean, I should throw on some goofy bone out here just to have you prank callers suffer a little bit.
How would you like that?
A little bit of suffering.
Just give me a remail.
How about a little bit of that out there, huh?
I have, how many people are on the hold here?
We have literally 50 people on hold right now.
And let me tell you something.
I bet you at least 49 of them are a bunch of prank-hauling pieces of milky-looking, nibble-clamp-loving, butt-plug-up-ass-looking, wish-they had a pair of balls the size of ghost-looking chicken-eating cornboy crap.
All right?
You know, I'm going to play.
Let's play some music here.
I'm going to go to, you know, I'm going to go somewhere else.
You know, you people will be lucky if I come back.
All right?
As a matter of fact, let's put in some Tyler Christian, all right?
So that it can remind these people what exactly the government wants.
All right?
Listen to this song very carefully, Tyler Christian.
It tells you to tell all you scumbags what the government wants from you.
All right?
Hey, engineers, you got that on.
Put that on, engineer.
Put it on there.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
Yeah, what's going on, man?
We're back.
Chilling like some insane villains.
You know what I'm saying?
Doing some communist killing for a living.
What's going on, folks?
You're listening to True Capitalist Radio.
That was a little bit of Tyler Crichton.
We want your soul.
Basically, a music bed stating what the government wants from everybody.
They want everything.
They want to control everything.
And I think that the power belongs in private enterprise, private hands.
That's why I'm a capitalist.
And that's all there is to it.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We were talking about Bashar al-Assad's forces killing another 45 anti-government protesters in Syria.
And, you know, this is a serious implication in international relations, in my personal opinion.
And I think that Bashar al-Asshad needs to be targeted for termination.
And you can tell them I said that.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and update ourselves with the fourth war that the United States is in.
And I'm talking about Libya.
That's right, Libya.
You know, France, they're starting to take the initiative now since everybody in NATO is playing with their Peter Popper, not knowing what the hell's going to happen here or there.
I don't know what the hell's going to happen.
This and that.
You do this.
You do that.
Well, lo and behold, France has taken the initiative, and now they are bombing pro-Gaddafi Libyan tanks with, get this, 700-pound cement blocks.
Can you believe this crap?
Can you believe this crap?
I'm not joking.
France is dropping down 600-pound cement blocks on pro-Gaddafi tanks for Christ's sake.
And this is supposed to be somehow, I don't know what.
What is this crap?
I mean, what kind of warfare is this?
I mean, but I expect this from the French.
You know what I mean?
I expect this from the French.
I mean, what else do you expect?
Oh, yes.
I am from France.
Yes.
I live in a chalet.
And I like to eat croissants.
I like to sip on the best things in life.
Yes.
And I don't care about the war where we are lovers, not fighters.
Yes, huh?
Oh, yes.
I mean, give me a goddamn break.
All right.
Let me tell you something right now, France.
If it wasn't us and NATO backing you up, man, you'd be going down like a French prize fighter, and you know it.
All right?
Anyway, 646-6524-869 is the number to call.
Let's take some more callers in here, shall we?
We got Jesus Christ, we got a lot of callers here.
Let's take 541.
You're on the horn.
Hey, what's up, guys?
First off, screw the Royal Wedding.
I'm sick of hearing about it.
Thank you.
I mean, I'm tired of hearing about it, too.
I'm sick of it.
Second off, take a shot with me, bro.
All right, man.
Hey, cheers, man.
Cheers, Baldur.
Cheers, too.
Ball fighter, yeah.
Good stuff, man.
Good stuff.
Awesome, awesome.
Second off, I mean, third off.
Capitalism Sucks Ass00:02:10
Would like to know your opinion on Battle Toads?
You know, Battle Toads is a weak-ass game.
It's one of the weak ass.
It's it's it's, it's a dumbass game.
For Christ's sake.
You know what I mean.
I mean, you know, I I'd rather, you know play, you know, Double Dragon or something you know, Frogger.
You know what I mean.
Qbert was a better game.
For Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, are you talking about the Battle Toads?
Battle Toads Break 310.
You're on the horn hello yeah, what's up, man?
Yeah, I just wanted to ask you a few questions.
What up?
So you're a capitalist, I assume?
Right, you're damn right, I'm a capitalist now.
Now, why is that?
Tell me?
Tell me why.
What are you talking about why?
I mean you get what you put in, for Christ's sake.
That's why I mean I'm not going to be sitting over here depending on big brother government to give me everything for my house, my car, my job my, my girlfriend, my wife my, my goldfish or whatever the case might be.
I am a capitalist.
You understand what I'm saying.
I mean we have the opportunities to do whatever it is that we feel, and if people are going to be fiscally irresponsible, if they're going to go out and, you know, buy and purchase Chinese electronic widgets before they're actually flipping their chips, I mean you know it's their problem.
Why shouldn't you be a capitalist?
I ask you a question, why shouldn't we be capitalists?
Because capitalism fucking sucks.
Well, I mean, why don't you elaborate on that, instead of being some sentence fragment, stuttering piece of garbage?
Okay, first of all, capitalism sucks ass okay.
Why don't you get to the point?
And you want to know why you can't get to the point.
Why?
Because you're an idiot, you know.
That's why you've been uh, you have been bamboozled by professors.
You have been bamboozled by teachers.
You've been bamboozled by morons that want to make you believe that uh, you know.
Why Capitalism Fails00:03:50
Oh yes, everything would be so much better if we were in some communist.
Uh, you know society, but we've already seen through application that communism doesn't work.
All right, it doesn't work.
Now I'm gonna offer you again, one more time, an opportunity to give your side of the persuasion some kind of a goddamn substance.
If not, I'm gonna put your number three one, zero into the damn bin of you know places to you know call whenever I'm drunk and you know feeling like I want to prank call somebody.
So go ahead, shove that cat head up your clogged up colon pipe you stupid sack of crap.
All right, all right, sorry loser two one, four.
You're on the horn, I'm ghost.
I'll put my little hands up your ass.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
This guy again.
I'm tired of this crap.
Tired of it.
I'm sick.
I'm sick.
Sick of this crap.
It's Paul or Friday, man.
I shouldn't even be having to put up with this crap.
You understand what I'm saying?
I shouldn't even have to be putting up with this crap.
I could be out, and I could be drinking at freaking happy yellow right now.
It's Friday, Austin, Texas, and I'm putting up with this crap.
I'm putting up with this crap.
Internet butt stockers, for Christ's sake.
Stoppers!
The same asshole.
Ask loud over and over.
I'm telling you.
I'm sick of this crap.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
I'm telling you that right now.
I'm sick of it, and I don't appreciate it.
And all you people that are sitting over here doing this to me, you know, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Oh, anyway.
Jesus Christ.
Pisses me off, is what it does.
It pisses me off.
It pushes me off.
Area code 213, you're on the horn.
Yeah, baby.
Oh, my God.
I gotta go.
I gotta get the hell out.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Hey, they're running up in the house, baby.
I think spooky.
Spooky dog.
Fuck some motherfuckers up.
Oh, my God.
I'm running right now, ghost.
I'm running.
I'm running through the woods.
I'm running through the woods, ghosts.
Oh, my God.
You're running through the woods.
What are you talking about?
What are you getting raided or something?
I don't know.
Combo just showed up.
Oh, my God.
What is going on?
What is going on?
All right.
Oh, shit.
Oh, they're on the other side of the block, ghost.
They're going to get me.
What the fuck should I do?
What should I do?
You know what?
Turn yourself.
Where's your kid?
Where's your kid?
I don't know, ghost.
With your hands behind your back.
Oh, fuck that.
No, bitch, you lie.
Your folky ass on the ground, motherfucker.
Oh, God, I gotta go, ghost.
I gotta go.
What are you doing?
Hello?
Texas vs International Garbage00:07:43
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
I know this idiot calls up all the time.
He's got some kid in the background, you know, this and that.
But, you know, come on, man.
You know.
Skill runner, you're on the horn.
Hey, God just wanted to say, can I suck on your pootie?
Christ, are you kidding me?
And this is just disgusting.
I mean, are you hearing this?
Did you hear how hard that high-strained asshole had to go deep?
He was like, really tried.
That was some hilarious fruit ball-sounding bastards there.
Anyway, we got riots in Uganda, folks, believe it or not.
In Uganda, Now, Africa's going to pot.
I mean, we've got, you know, unrest in Nigeria.
Nigeria is upset because Good Luck Johnson got elected president again.
I kid you not, that's the name of the president of Nigeria now, Good Luck Johnson.
You know, I mean, it sounds like something you name your pecker shaft between you and your girl.
You know, you're like, hey, you want to come over here and have some of this good luck, Johnson?
I mean, seriously.
You know, you've got the Ivory Coast situation falling to pot also because, you know, Laurent Gonbagbo, who was the former president of the Ivory Coast that got unelected this fall, didn't want to leave office, caused a mini-civil war.
Now that he's captured, a lot of the bad blood in the Ivory Coast doesn't seem to go away, and it's disgusting, man.
And now we've got in Uganda riots in the street.
You know, we've got 90 people dead in Uganda because they have arrested the opposition leader, Kiza Basiji.
Kiza Basiji is an activist opposition leader who is somebody who is actually trying to provide some kind of civil unrest in opposition to what's going on, whatever the hell is going on in Uganda.
And Basiji has been captured many times by the Ugandan police.
He's been tortured.
He's been beaten.
But he continues to stand in opposition.
And let me tell you something, man.
I mean, it's pretty unbelievable what's happening out here in Africa.
I mean, we've got a lot of things going on out here in the international community.
People don't even give two rats' asses.
You know what I'm talking about?
I mean, unlike you people, I care about what's going on in the world, all right?
I mean, I know that there's people suffering in the international community.
And if you're listening throughout the world, I mean, that's one thing you should take from this damn broadcast.
All right?
I'm a humanist.
All right?
I'm not some ass clown that's sitting over here, you know, caring about Alien.
I care about what's happening here in the international community, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some more callers here, shall we?
111, you're on the horn.
Hey, Ghost, I know you say we're buttsocking.
Shut up, you fruit bowl.
Olawald, what's going on, Olawald?
Hey, Goshos.
What if you could shoot pearls up your ass?
Jesus Christ, are you a Mexican?
Can I shoot some pearls up your ass, Ghost?
You're a Mexican.
I know you're a Mexican.
Admit it.
Admit it.
You're a Mexican.
Can I shoot some pearls up your ass, Ghost?
Admit it!
He doesn't want it, man.
Come on, man.
Admit it.
You're a Mexican, right?
No, no, no, admit it.
You're a Mexican here.
Here, I'll put on some music just for you.
Come on, here we go.
Here we go.
Ready?
You ready?
Here, go ahead.
Send over and fuck her up, big boy.
I'm going to dry.
I'll get Paco, and by Paco!
Hey, Paco.
They're talking to this guy.
What are they, Holmes?
That's right, eh?
Trying to talk about this holiday, Holmes.
You're trying to be Mexican, Holmes.
You sound like a culero, huh?
You know what I'm talking about?
You're not like a huero over there on the phone, hold on.
No, no, keep the shit on.
You're not gonna get the balls on.
You got the web off the ball.
Evo Obama.
Eva Obama.
Peeba Milias.
Oh Evalu Obama.
A lot of my ideas, all you bucklers out there talking highly about the Mexican community, holds you ain't got nothing on.
Hora left.
My girl dog, she got like $56,000.
And she's getting like $50,000 in the government, horse.
You know what I'm talking about?
I just collected my check today.
It's like the first of the month for me, home.
Horale, I'm going to go get me some terrestrial.
I'm going to go get me some Taquila.
I'm going to go get me some Haima.
Hora Lee.
Bebo Obama.
It's because of Obama.
Keep paying your taxes, Capitalist.
Get this, get this.
Get him off.
All righty.
That's enough.
Anyway, we were trying to, you know, get that other Mexican there on the horn, but apparently his little 386 SX that he got from the flea market isn't being able to push his voice up to the server here.
So let's go ahead and take another caller here, shall we?
We've got 516.
What's up?
Yo, what's good?
What up, man?
Yo, I just had two questions for you.
What's up?
I just want to know if you did the voice acting for Foghorn Leghorn.
Did I do the voice acting for Foghorn Leghorn?
Why the hell would you ask me that?
Well, you just sound like him, that's all.
Screw you.
First of all, I don't sound like Foghorn Leghorn.
That's an insult.
All right?
That's a freaking insult.
Secondly, I think that I have a little bit more intellectual curiosity than some stupid, you know, shit-kicking hick rooster.
Do you understand?
Jesus Christ.
Screw that idiot.
Screw you.
All right, you bastard.
Anyway, who else we got?
We've got Sharpshooter on the horn.
What's up, Sharpshooter?
Fuck you, Texas.
Fucking old starvation.
Fuck that fucking album with the fucking lost.
You piece of crap.
Tickets, you are.
Damn it!
You know, you pieces of crap that keep calling up here and playing that song against Texas.
Let me tell you something.
Texas is the greatest state in the Union, boy.
It's the greatest state in the international community, for Christ's sake.
Why do you think all these Americans are leaving their little pissing ground states and coming here to Texas?
Because we have the jobs.
We have the real estate.
And for all you people that are sitting over here flapping your fan cheeto-stained fingers talking garbage against Texas, why don't you come down here to Texas and talk that malarkey boy?
Huh?
Why don't you come down here to a damn barroom down here in Texas and say that, boy?
You ain't going to step one foot in here.
You want to know why?
Because you'd get your ass whooped.
Primitive Concepts Must End00:03:24
Do you understand that, boy?
You'd get your ass whooped down to the ground, and there ain't nothing you can do about it, boy.
Stupid piece of crap.
646-6524869 is the number to call.
I really don't appreciate these assholes besmirching my manhood, besmirching my intelligence, and besmirching my show.
Piece of crap.
Anyway, 111, what's up?
Hey, how's it going?
What's up, man?
I had nothing much.
Just sitting here.
So, what are you doing?
What'd you call up for, man?
I just wanted to know if you would like this chocolate shit biggity wiggity.
What country are you from, man?
The UK.
The UK.
You know, did you happen to take part in the festivities of the Royal Wedding by any chance?
Yeah, I was there.
First row.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you like it?
Did you like the whole festivities?
Are you proud to be British?
Are you proud to be British?
It's an asshole.
Get this monarch-worshiping piece of feudalistic crap off my line.
Get him off!
Gonna be worshiping some goddamn monarch for Christ's sake.
Do you understand that monarchism is part of the old world?
All right?
The old world.
We're in the new world now where we don't necessarily have to acknowledge such primitive concepts that have stagnated mankind for a thousand years.
Do you understand right now?
We don't need to acknowledge primitive monarchs that have done nothing for the progress of mankind or humanity.
And in my personal opinion, I think, I think that we need to just kind of eliminate the whole idea of things like feudalism, communism, nationalism, culturalism, theocracy, these types of things that have done nothing but have provided auto-determination for all kinds of people to kill each other.
We don't need to continue to have these separate primitive ideas that are still being accepted by the primitive mind in society to throw the world into complete chaos and disorder.
You understand what I'm saying?
This is why I'm saying everybody out there in the international community that's sitting over here saying this and that, the bottom line is, is we don't need to acknowledge any of these other primitive concepts.
It'll be a great day, a great goddamn day in world history when all these primitive concepts like theocracy, like political romanticism, like nationalism, culturalism, all these isms are a thing of antiquity.
And let me tell you this.
One day, and let me tell you, I think that day is coming very soon, capitalism will be the economic model of the entire international community because we have seen through application that capitalism brings out the best in man.
It inspires the greatest creative processes.
It creates the best innovations.
It provides an incentive for those to strive for harder work and better products.
Capitalism, baby.
It just freaking works.
Pro-Capitalism YouTube Videos00:04:32
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We were talking about the riots that are happening in Uganda because of the arrest of opposition leader Kiza Besiji.
And, you know, what's really unfortunate is that Kiza Besiji is one of these civil unrest individuals.
He's not somebody who's trying to take up arms against the government, and yet this man continues to be in prison.
He continues to be tortured.
And it's just, it's really unbelievable.
It's really unfortunate.
Anyway, let's take some more callers here.
111, what's up?
I got the lovely one Shakooka.
We can't hear your fish and chips eating ass.
Maybe if you wouldn't have knocked out your teeth, maybe we'd understand your stupid, silly, queen-worship and feudalistic ass, but we can't, all right?
901, you're on the horn.
Hey, you were talking about the tornadoes in Alabama, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Well, I live in Alabama, and one of my sons actually went to his lighthouse, and he was completely destroyed.
A little bit farther away, but he's pretty.
Wait a minute.
I recognize this voice.
You've prank called me before, you idiot.
You know, one of your prank calls is on YouTube.
I recognize that stupid, dopey voice, you stupid sack of crap.
Get him off!
Get this idiot off of here!
You understand that?
I'm not going to sit here.
And that's another thing about you idiots.
I don't really appreciate all the damn YouTube videos making a mockery of me, you stupid ass clowns.
All right?
That hurts my freaking feelings, you assholes.
All right, I'm sitting out here.
I'm shooting pearls here.
Don't you understand that?
I'm shooting pearls here.
All right, that's what I'm doing.
And I really don't appreciate you people putting out all these ridiculous YouTube videos about me, making me look like a jag-off.
All right, now let me let me get this straight.
I do appreciate some of the YouTube videos that have been very, you know, that have been very flattering of yours, truly, that have been pro-capitalism.
I appreciate those.
You know who you are, you know who you've made them.
But all these other idiots that are trying to make me look like jagoffs on YouTube's videos that are assholes that are out here trying to write bad blogs about me, you know, trying to spread these slanderous lies and all this garbage about me.
I really don't appreciate it whatsoever.
All right?
I mean, I'm shooting pearls here, and these people, this is how they repay me.
Jesus Christ, let me tell you something.
The only reason I do what I do, I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you, the only reason I do what I do is because of the damn capitalist army, baby.
That's right.
www.capitalistarmy.com, man.
That's why I do what I do, and I want to say what's up to all the capitalist Army members that are ineffective in the house right now.
And I know they're listening.
I know they're listening.
There it is right there.
There's the link, www.capitalistarty.com.
All right?
I want to say what's up to all the capitalists.
We got Capitalizing in the House.
He is a Capitalist Army member.
We got Bobo in the House.
We got Future DMB in the House.
Desert Rogues in the House.
We got Goku in the House.
We got Serena in the House.
Vincent the Bay in the House.
Truth is out there in the House.
We got everybody in the place here in the Capitalist Army, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
And if you want to be a soldier, come on down.
CapitalistArmy.com.
Let me tell you something right now.
Let me say one thing.
All these people that are out here criticizing the capitalist Army, you ain't seen nothing yet.
You understand what I'm saying, boys?
All right.
Anyway, 6466524869 is the number to call here.
I want to hear from you.
This is the third and final hour of Baller Friday.
All right, this is episode number 76.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me right now.
If you could please retweet the broadcast, go to the damn nearest forum post, go to the blogs, go to the social networks, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that we are in affected in the house.
Not to mention that we've got all these little tools for you right there at your clicking pleasure.
You know, we've got these little Facebook like buttons.
We've got these little tweet buttons.
We've got these little embed disc buttons and all this other stuff.
Use and abuse those buttons, my friends.
All right?
Use and abuse those buttons.
Annoying Social Media Buttons00:11:52
Anyway, 6466524869, we were talking a little bit about the Ugandan government arresting opposition leader Kiza Besiji.
There's riots in Uganda at this point in time, 90 dead.
We're going to go ahead and move on to something else.
The IAEA, for all you folks that don't know what the IAEA is, it's the International Atomic Energy Agency.
It's this international consortium that goes out from country to country to regulate the radioactive material and radioactive nuclear reactors throughout the international community.
Well, today it announced that there's still a big threat with the Fukushima nuclear plants.
Well, no kidding, huh?
I mean, you know, when this nuclear plant first started exploding, I was telling people that, hey, we need to watch out.
You know, we need to take precautions.
And people thought I was nuts.
All right.
And then once these Japanese government imbeciles started pouring radioactive water into the damn ocean, into the Pacific Ocean, man, millions of gallons of radioactive uranium, plutonium-based water in the ocean.
You know, I mean, like I said, I hate to say this over and over again, but isn't this how Godzilla was created?
I mean, good God.
I mean, what are they trying to fulfill some kind of Hollywood-based prophecy out here?
I mean, it's disgusting if you don't think that there's going to be any kind of a side effect with all this nuclear radioactive water being shoved in the Pacific Ocean, not to mention that all the smoke and all the debris and all the radioactive fallout that has been pushed into the air, it's been I mean, we've been finding it as far as Iceland, as far as Finland.
I mean, this is disgusting.
And then we have these international institutions, you know, these bureaucratic institutions like the United Nations, like NATO, that want to assert themselves with some sort of like, you know, pertinence, like they are somehow integral part of international affairs, basically turning a blind eye to what's happening in Japan.
It's a disgrace.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
And you know who the people that are suffering the most?
The Japanese people.
The Japanese people are being exposed to this stuff, and nobody's saying one thing about it.
Nobody's saying nothing.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
This is serious business.
It's not a joke, man.
Fukushima is still a threat.
As a matter of fact, if there's another earthquake or tsunami, they've already said that there's no way they can contain what's going on there.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call her.
We've got Texas Baller on the horn.
Texas Baller, what's up, man?
Hey, Ghost, it's finally good to talk to you.
I just wanted to chime in.
This concept of capitalism is just, like, it's really amazing, actually.
I mean, take, for example, do you hear about the PSN being hacked not too long ago, the PlayStation Network?
Yeah, I heard about it.
I think that it's irresponsible for Sony to leave 77 million people's accounts vulnerable like that without actually taking proper network security precautions and just basically running it like some mom and pop shop.com database.
I mean, you know, it's pathetic.
Yeah, it's scary, but it's like you would think it's kind of capitalism in a way, though, isn't it?
You're capitalizing on several people who just kind of threw their stuff online where anybody can see it.
But what I want to know, you think, I mean, you fancy yourself like the ultimate of capitalists, right?
Well, I would try to, yes.
Yeah.
Well, then, I mean, why did you do that, you fucking nigger?
Why did you hack the system?
Why did you do that?
That's me.
Shut up, you stupid dumbass.
Shut your mouth.
All right, give me a break.
Major fail.
I mean, that was supposed to be a prank.
You know, I mean, you almost had something going there.
I thought you were going to, and that's what you, that's all you got?
Jesus Christ.
We got Goku.
What's up, Goku?
Goku's on the horn.
What's going on, Goku?
Hey, what's up, Ghost?
Nothing what is going on with you?
No, man, chilling like an insane villain.
It's Baller Friday, man.
And, you know, unfortunately, we have ourselves a bunch of dumbass trolls up in here flapping their fat sausages and fingers on the keyboard trying to talk a bunch of malarkey towards me.
Not to mention, we got a bunch of ass clowns bombarding my switchboard, trying to prank call me, and all these prank calls are utter fail.
They are utter fail, and I think that, you know, to be honest with you, these idiots are lucky that we're not in a damn barroom, because if we were, I would be kicking ass and taking names on all these stupid, sorry sacks of crap.
You know what I'm saying, Goku?
Yeah, where the hell do they all come from?
Because all of a sudden, there was like, now they're here every show, and they always call you up.
I have no idea where these people come from, but wherever they come from, just stop.
Stop inviting people.
I remember one time there was like three, four hundred, you know, these assholes in the chat room.
Stop.
Jesus Christ.
It's really annoying, man, trying to sit here, listen to your show, have all these stupid, failed prank callers call you up, say, oh, you're gay, Goku, you hate all this other crap.
It's annoying, man.
It's annoying.
Try to get some good.
No kidding, it's annoying.
I mean, you think it's annoying to the listener?
It's annoying to me.
And these idiots think it's so funny.
I mean, look at them.
Look at them in the chat room.
These sorry sacks are crap, man.
I want to throw this goddamn freaking laptop out of the damn window.
They make me sick, man.
Anyway, sorry, Goku.
I'm just getting a little upset, man.
Yeah, I know.
And I just want to say something about this royal wedding.
Yeah, go for it.
Why are people making such a big deal about it?
It's monarchy, which should be dead by now.
It shouldn't even exist anymore, but stupid the UK wants to continue it.
And people in school are like, oh, did you see the royal wedding?
I'm like, oh, that's a piece of shit.
I'm not going to watch that crap.
You kidding me?
I'll tell you why everybody got a heart on for the wedding.
I'll tell you why.
Because it's the women.
The women are like, oh, I wish I was a princess, and I wish they would have a glass slipper, and just sweep me off my feet, and this is not crap, man.
You know what I mean?
It's disgusting, and it makes me sick.
And I spit on monarchs, and I spit on feudalism, and I spit on the royal wedding.
It makes me sick.
It makes me sick.
And not to mention that these damn people didn't even look like they wanted to be there.
You know what I mean?
That's what's really sad.
Yeah, they should have made a big deal about it.
That's all I'm saying.
Well, this is America.
You know, we just love good star worshiping.
We like celebrity worshiping out here.
I mean, we elected a damn president based on celebrity, so it's great, huh?
No one cared.
No one here in America cares about the government, but they care about American Island, the Royal Wedding, and Jersey Shore and all that other crap.
Yeah, no kidding, man.
Maybe I should be a Guido up on here, and maybe they'll start listening a little bit more, right, huh?
Probably.
Anyway, Goku, you want to give any shout-outs to anybody, man?
No, I'm hungry now.
I'm good.
All right, man.
I appreciate you for calling, man.
That's Goku right there, man.
A member of the capitalist army, a young gentleman that actually knows that, hey, I've got to go start capitalizing in a young age or I'm going to be left out with my pecker shaft in the wind.
So I'm going to go out and start balling until I start falling.
So big ups to Goku.
But like I said, what were we talking about anyway before we started taking callers?
Yeah, we were talking about the IAEA.
We were talking about how the nuclear reactors are still a huge threat.
I want to move on to another subject matter now that time's getting a little bit on the crunch here.
In Queens, New York, Speaking of New York, that's what I was talking to Goku about.
I was saying, hey, maybe I should be a Guido, huh?
You know what I mean?
Maybe I should be a Guido.
Maybe I should, you know, slick my hair back, you know, call myself like, you know, I don't know.
What's an Italian name?
I don't even know any Italian names, for Christ's sake.
You know, like Pasqually or something, right?
How are you doing here?
Maybe I should sit here and talk like this.
Hey, Mario.
That's a good name.
Yeah, that's my name, Mario.
How are you doing here?
I'll do the rest of the show like this, so maybe you assholes will sit over here and appreciate stuff a little bit better.
You stupid, horny cocktail.
You're a stupid, dumbass bastards, all of you.
All right?
I'm going to start talking.
Yeah, that's what I am.
I'm going to do it.
All right?
I'm going to start talking like this, and there's nothing you can do about it.
All right.
Maybe you idiots will start talking to me a little better.
Maybe you assholes will start entering what I'm talking to you about a little bit better.
You know what I'm talking about?
Anyway, let's take some calls here, eh?
Fruity bastards.
What do we got here?
We got this 972.
972.
What's your problem?
Problem.
I'm baby.
I'm so hot with that Italian accent.
Oh my God.
Shove it up, you rash, you fruity bastard, all right?
Your lucky years is not in front of me here.
If you was in front of me, I'd shove a freaking meatball up your ass.
All right?
You stupid, horny little fruit ball over there.
Look at this ASO sitting over here, wanting a piece of my Italian sausage over here.
Fruity bastard.
Anyway, who else we got over here?
Hey, we got a 111.
What's your fucking excuse, eh?
Hey, Ghost.
That's why I talk about the royal wedding.
Yeah, go ahead over there.
I don't know if you pay attention at all, but I just was reading the news on it, and Queen Elizabeth fell asleep for part of it.
How are you mentioning that no one seems to care?
She fell asleep, are you kidding me?
I didn't even see that old bag.
I saw that she was wearing some Pac-Man-looking dress over there with a little fruity head over there.
You know what I mean?
I didn't realize she fell asleep.
She should have never woken up, if you want my personal opinion.
Yeah, she fell asleep and like the guy next trying to shake her awake.
The camera caught it.
Hey, is that on YouTube over there?
Is that out there in the video portal sites out there?
I didn't search for it yet.
Oh, man.
Well, that's good to hear, man.
You know what I'm talking about?
We got to look for that.
Hey, thanks for calling there, buddy.
You know what I'm talking about?
Pretty good call over there.
Anyway, we got some more peoples up in here that are talking.
You know what I'm talking about?
Let me see.
We got one, two, three, four.
We got five.
We have so many people here.
You know what I'm talking about?
So many people.
Let's talk some more people here, these stupid fruit balls over here.
What do we got?
908.
What's up, man?
Hey, there we go.
908.
You're going to sit over there?
What are you going to do, huh?
Hey, you hung up, you fruity bastard.
How about who else we got here?
Five?
Nah, we already called on that bastard a couple of days.
Hey, 419, what are you doing?
Oh, hi.
Hey, what's up, man?
I have a legitimate question for you, okay?
Organized Religion and Retalin00:07:14
Are you a Christian?
Am I a Christian?
Yeah.
You know, let me put it like this, all right?
I don't believe in organized religion.
All right?
You want to know why I don't believe in organized religion?
Why don't you take a look at the holes of history?
All right.
Take a look at all the death and destruction thanks to religion.
It doesn't matter what religion you're talking about.
All right?
It doesn't matter.
All right.
It doesn't really matter what religion.
They're all the same.
It's like, hey, you've got to go out and die for your God so that you can prove to the other gods that your God's got a bigger schlonghead than the other gods out there.
So that means that you've got to go out.
You got to kick some ass.
You got to kill people and all this other crap.
All right?
And that's just not what I'm down with.
I'm not down with murder.
I'm not down with murder whatsoever.
Down with, you know, humanity tried to progress forward in some kind of a rational direction.
You know what I'm talking about, Anne?
Oh, yeah.
Well, it's all because they're all socialist.
You ever realize that?
Christianity, well, first it was communist.
Jesus didn't really want a big part in it, so he was just going to let God control everything and then just let all the other Christians just cohabitate and everything.
But then Jesus, it was made all about him.
So it was going to be some giant socialist regime where you know how from 13 to 33, there was like 20 years where nobody really knew what he was doing.
He had to have been with the like some sort of government politicians or something like that.
And then he just hung out with them for a while.
And that's where he learned all this major stuff.
Well, you know, there is a pretty good little theory.
And of course, you know, it's in the mythological realms.
Well, I shouldn't say mythological realms.
There is some documented evidence of this.
That Jesus was actually part of the Roman Empire.
That he was actually ushered out once Joanthony got overthrown by Octavius.
And once Octavius overthrew Jo Antony, Aphrodite, what the hell is her name?
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, man.
There's just so much history here.
What the hell is that broad's name?
Aphrodite.
You know, it wasn't Aphrodite.
Was it Aphrodite?
No, what the hell is her goddamn name?
God damn it.
Cleopatra.
There you go.
Cleopatra.
Cleopatra had a, you know, actually had a child with Caesar.
But Caesar got assassinated.
So Cleopatra remarried Mark Antony.
Mark Antony took over the emperorship of Rome.
Rome was then taken over by Octavius.
Cleopatra killed.
Well, Mark Antony fell on the sword.
Octavius took over, was trying to get a hold of Cleopatra and her offspring, which included Caesarean, which was one of the offspring of Cleopatra and Caesar.
And that Caesarean was actually ushered out by the servants of Cleopatra, which happened to be known as Mary and Joseph.
And they actually ushered them out.
And, you know, this is where the realm and story of Jesus begins.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, 646-6524869 is the number to call, man.
Thanks for calling.
Interesting perspective on Christianity there.
But I want to talk about in Queens, New York City, in New York.
We have a third grader in Queens, New York that actually has sold a gun at a Queens, New York school for $3 to a fellow classmate.
Can you believe this?
A third grader actually sold a classmate a nine Glock.
You know, a nine Glock.
Nine Glock's a pretty goddamn good gun, man.
I mean, $3.
I mean, that's a pretty good damn deal.
I wonder how many bodies are on that damn gun.
Just kidding.
But anyway, a third grader actually went into a Queens, New York, a Queens, New York City school, sold another third grader, a 9mm Glock synthetic material gun for $3.
And this is America.
This is the America that we're living in here today.
We've got third graders going to school with gats, and we're supposed to be sending our children to these schools and thinking that they're going to somehow grow out okay or something.
I mean, just give me a damn break.
You know what I mean?
I mean, no big deal.
Third grader taking a gun to school, no problem.
It's going to be all right.
It's not going to be all right.
God damn it.
It's not going to be all right.
I mean, look at America.
Look at America for Christ's sake.
We got third graders taking guns to school and selling them.
They're selling them to their classmates for Christ.
I mean, what's this world coming to, man?
What is this world coming to here?
I don't know, man.
It's horrible, man.
I mean, let me tell you, my heart breaks and my heart aches every time I look at the youth of America and how corrupt they're getting.
How dumb they're getting.
I think it's no coincidence that every time you hear a young person try to call up this broadcast and try to do a prank call and how they sound so uncertain, you know?
I mean, you've heard them, right?
They're like, and they sound so uncertain.
They stutter.
They sound scared.
And the reason is because they have no personality.
Now, why don't they have a personality?
How come they were not able to somehow accumulate a personality through their way up as a child?
Well, I'll tell you why.
Because of this goddamn pseudoscience psychiatry and the medicines that were given to the young people.
I find it funny that all of a sudden, retalin and lithium and all these other ridiculous medications that were given to these young people were given in such dramatic form.
If you look at the stock trends of whatever these goddamn companies were and take a look at the amount that were given in the 90s and even up until this day, these kids right now have been so drugged up that it has robbed them of cognitive reasoning.
I mean, just talk to somebody.
It's like it's hard for them to focus.
It's hard for them to pay attention, for Christ's sake.
Hard for them to pay attention.
I mean, some people are so poor they just can't pay attention, but these people can't pay attention.
646-652-4869.
I'm concerned about this, man.
I mean, you know, we've got a lot of half-attered youth out here, and because they got drugged up on all this goddamn legal narcotic that was supposed to make them happier, it's actually made them dumber and docile and ignorant and stupid.
You know, it's stupid.
Anyway, let's take some more calls here.
Inbound voodoo, what's up?
Drugged Youth Attention Issues00:07:18
How's it going, man?
What are you doing, man?
I'm just sitting here.
So I've been listening to you for the past couple days, and I've actually agreed with quite a few things you said.
I just have a problem with the way you say it.
I think you'd get a lot more viewers if you were just like less hateful and less racist.
Oh, I've got to be less hateful and less racist.
Do you want me to, you know, I had to hang up on that prick.
I'm sorry.
You know, give me a break, asshole.
What are you talking about?
You don't like the way I said?
You want to get like a campfire going around?
You know, you want me to, you know, treat you like, you know, a Boy Scout camp leader?
Is that what you want?
You want to gather around a fire and put on some goddamn, let me get out my guitar and start playing some music.
All right?
I'll play some music for you, boy.
All right?
Is this what you want?
Huh?
One nice little campfire music and we sit around and just say, yeah, we're just gathered around here.
You want me to pussy pamper your little fruity ass?
Is that it, huh?
Oh, everything's okay.
Come on over here.
All right?
Everything's going to be all right.
All right?
I'm going to tell you a little story.
Tell you a little story about the old days of America.
Okay?
You okay?
You want me to get you a pillow?
Huh?
Are you okay?
You sure?
You want me to use soda?
Huh?
You want me to get you an Ed Hardy shirt?
Huh?
Do you want me to get you?
Oh, you're okay?
Okay.
All right.
Now, everybody here needs to gather around.
We all need to hold hands right now.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
We all need to hold hands and repeat after me.
Come by.
Mumbai, all politically correct together.
We're circle jerking, no matter time or weather.
People tickling their ass in the world today.
I don't know what the hell to say, man.
Can we all get along?
Yeah.
Is that what you like, son?
Is that what you want?
Huh?
Oh, poor guy.
Is that what you want?
You want a little soft hand there?
Huh?
You want you to pamper, boy?
I mean, get the hell out of here with this crap.
Let me tell you something right now.
I'm a bass.
You understand what I'm saying?
And I'm going to say what I mean and mean what I say.
And if you don't like the way I'm saying it, oh, too bad.
Why don't you take your goddamn balls out your mammy's purse, boy?
Why don't you sound off like you got a pair?
Why don't you realize that if you were born with a pair of balls, that you need to act like a man, that you need to act like you are assured of what the hell that you're doing.
You are assure of what the hell you are talking about, and not some mindless, obnoxious, half-a-feminist-sounding, feminine, fruity-ass bastard sitting over here talking all this garbage about how you want to show your man boob tits through an Ed Hardy shirt.
I don't care if you don't like it.
If you don't like it, take it and eat it.
Eat it!
Oh!
Eat it, boy!
Eat it!
Eat it and like it!
Yeah.
I mean, what is this?
Pussy whipped America?
I mean, is this pussy whipped America?
Is this what I'm living in?
Pussy whipped America?
Jesus Christ.
If you don't like what the hell I say, just in like it, boy pieces of crap.
They don't want these old.
They want these little little yummy yummy yummy.
They hold your hand.
Is that it?
Give me your goddamn drink.
Whoever happened to be in men out here, whatever happened to growing a pear, huh?
Not being some pretty asshole Richard Simmons tansy ass.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Excuse me.
Jesus Christ.
Where's the drink?
Where's my cat?
Where's my cat drink?
Here it is.
There it is.
I know people were in the chat room.
They're saying, calm down, ghosts.
Calm down.
I can't calm down.
I can't calm down.
Look at these articles.
Look at these people.
Look at them.
Look at them.
Look at these people!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, jeez.
You people are putting me through here, man.
I'm not supposed to be.
I'm not supposed to be going through all this type of activity, man.
But you people keep pissing me off, you know what I'm saying?
You people keep pissing me off, and I really don't appreciate it.
All you sorry sex of human flesh.
I mean, you know, I should just quit the show right now, you know what I mean?
I should just quit the show right now and just go down and just, you know, participate in and then the happy hour tomorrow, or happy hour tonight, is its happy hour.
Pissed Off Host Activity00:04:32
6th Street, right down the street.
Here's that drink, where's this?
I'm sorry, folks.
I'll take a break.
I'm sorry man, I gotta.
I gotta take a break.
I'm sorry, I gotta hotline.
You know what this is so fucking hot.
You're turning me on everyone's can.
I could never be a man.
I'm just here to be your bones, giving you something to moan, hoping that you like it thick.
Trust me baby, I'll them lips, getting you nasty, ready to dance.
At the end I wanna be in your pants and back at my patch you're gonna get.
Slow positions are nice, where you don't wanna go through strangers that are getting free.
I feel like a plumber Putting in the hole like Tigo Woods.
Watching this girl just feels so good.
She's only in love, but I think too quick.
Cause I'm not a boyfriend, I'm just her.
Just give her a ball.
Just give her a cup.
So faking girl wants to go on a date.
I hope she knows I eat a big plate.
So we're talking about our bullshit lies.
After the meal, we go for a drop.
Smoking on the big gas blood.
She's looking at me like she wants some.
So I passed it to her.
Welcome to my last.
She got so high, I wish she couldn't even land.
Laying on the back with her feet in the air.
Like a naughty fix in the cold didn't care.
Let me hit it all kinds of ways.
Sweating like ducks trying to run away from the bar.
Cause you know what we're doing is a crime.
But let me hit that one more time.
She gotta get going or nothing that long.
Cause I'm not her boyfriend.
I'm just her.
Just give her a ball.
Just give her a few.
I told her I'm the guy on the side, but she can't live with it and let it rise.
Watching her trying to hold me down.
Buy me things, try to keep me around.
You can't stop me when I'm on a one-way.
I'm a player for locks and there's no other way.
So let's get back to what we do best.
Pulling down the zip up on her dress.
That's the body of the year, and it tastes so good.
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
Jesus Christ.
All right, I'm back, folks.
I think I've caught my breath at this point in time.
I'm sorry, I just had to take a quick break there.
And, you know, I like that song.
For all the folks that don't know what that song is, that's a member of the Capitalist Army, Goofy Bone.
Just give her a bone.
You know, it's just a good song, man.
I like it, man.
You know what I'm saying?
And it's a pretty good song.
It's actually called Give It To Her.
For all the folks that are, you know, wanting to keep track of what the song's name was.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take another call here.
Throwing Youth Into Chippers00:08:59
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We got the tech guy.
Is that you, the tech guy?
Yes, me, baby ghost.
Don't have a shrook.
Only shook my cotton.
He's dumbstruck!
Next caller, the next caller, Mr. Capitalist, you're on the horn.
Mr. Capitalist.
You stupid idiot.
You're a commie.
I can't even get the damn your goddamn 486SX computer to lift the damn music bed up to the fucking server, you pretty bastard.
Stupid, free bastards.
We got Texas Range on the horn.
Texas Range, what's going on?
Oh, hello.
If you hang up, I will.
What is this?
A speaking spell job?
What is this crap?
Isn't it funny?
You hear a phone ring, and it could be anybody.
But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it?
Yeah, it does have to be an answer.
What's your excuse?
I hope you realize how you've hurt my feelings.
Oh, I've hurt your feelings, huh?
Well, you know what?
Tough Kenny!
Tough Kenny!
That's not very nice.
Uh-oh, what are you gonna do about it?
I'm very scared.
What are you gonna do?
You read about the German porn king shot ten days ago, didn't you?
At 38 and 8.
He thought he was an artist and wouldn't admit that he was just a pedophile.
Believe me, he had plenty of chances to come clean.
What the hell are you talking about?
Executive shot in the head of 47th and 10th, which you probably didn't read, was that he cashed in all of his stocks just before the bottom fell out, while all the little guys lost everything.
What the hell are you, idiot?
What are you talking about?
It's not in your best interest to disconnect me.
If you hang on, I will kill you.
Well, get this, dude.
Get this stupid echo.
Get him off.
sitting over here playing games with assholes with little voice boxes, for Christ's sake.
6-3-1, you're on the air.
I'm ghost.
You can give me your bow.
God damn it, goddammit, God figured God damn it!
Peace out.
I'm sick of this crap, man.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it, man.
I'm sick of it, man.
I'm a capitalist.
I'm a capitalist.
I'm sick, man.
I'm tired.
I'm tired of this crap, man.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you, sorry, sex of crap something, all right?
I'm sitting over here.
I'm shooting you, idiots, burrows.
I'm sitting over here doing you stock fish.
I'm sitting over here doing all this crap.
And all you people have done, and especially you older generations, especially older generations, you idiots have thrown your damn children into wood chippers.
You throw your children into wood chippers for Christ's sake.
All of you.
And you have no shame at the damn bottom of it.
You have no goddamn shame.
You have no shame whatsoever.
And since people are sitting here making a mockery, and since people are sitting over here making a mockery of me, I'm gonna have an audio effigy.
I'm gonna have an audio effigy of all these people throwing the youth throwing the youth into wood chippers.
You're throwing the youth into wood chippers and I am going to...
a piece of crap.
Throw on the wood chipper, throw on that wood chipper in audio effigy, in audio effigy of the damn baby boomers throwing the youth into wood chipper, you idiot.
This is an audio effigy.
Throw on the wood chipper.
Throw it on!
Throw it on to show these people that they are throwing their children into wood chippers.
Throw on the wood chipper.
Throw it on!
Throw on that damn wood chipper!
There it is!
There it is!
There it is now!
Let's throw the children into the wood chipper!
Let's throw the children into the wood chipper.
Go ahead.
Here we go.
Your parents did this to you.
Your parents did this to you.
I know.
Go into the damn wood chipper.
Go into that wood chipper.
Jump here, it's...
All right, shut off the wood chipper.
Shut it off.
That's what you people have done to the youth of America today.
That's what you've done.
You have thrown your children into wood chippers, and that was an audio effigy of all you ass clowns Doing that.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm not feeling too good, folks.
telling you right now I'm not feeling too good.
Subject matter, before I goddamn keel over here on the microphone.
San Francisco Circumcision Ban00:07:26
I want to talk about San Francisco banning circumcisions.
Yeah, believe it or not, San Francisco, the same city that allows gay bathhouses to run rampant all over the city, the same city that passes out free hypodermic needles to drug addicts, the same city that allows glory hole toe-tapping protected by the First Amendment.
Now they want to make a ban on circumcision.
Can you believe this kind of crap?
Circumcision.
I mean, good God, for Christ's sake, I mean, they're going to make a law against this.
I want to hear from you.
I think, Vince, hey, Vince, you're on the horn.
You're from Cisco.
What the hell do you think about this circumcision ban?
Hey, Ghost, today it's Vinny, Vinny from Vinny in the Bay.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah, Vinny.
Hey, you're doing.
Hey, Vinny in the Bay.
Forget about it.
Forget about it.
Yeah, so I just got back from my Foreskin Restoration Surgery.
It went great.
It went great.
Are you kidding me?
You had foreskin restoration surgery?
How the hell does that work?
Hey, hey, hey, I'm a wise guy and everything, but I got to play by the rules just like everybody else.
So you know how it is.
You know how it is.
It's the law now.
So, you know, I put it back on.
It's all good.
I got it.
How in the hell do you put it back on?
How do you have foreskin restoration surgery?
How the hell does that work?
Well, it's a donor program.
You know how it is.
You put the little pink dot on your driver's license.
You know how that works?
And so, like, some dude, I don't know, some black guy actually.
I have black foreskin on my dick now because some black guy got in a car accident.
So they grafted his foreskin and put it on mine.
Now I'm legal.
Well, you know, I mean, is that adding a few inches to your pink willy there?
Or are you just doing it so you can have a black tip so you'll look like you did just a tip for some drug-infested hookers?
I mean, I don't get.
Why would you have a black foreskin restoration on your penis?
Well, Ghost, you know what?
To be honest, TBH, full disclosure, that was the only thing they had going, and it was a lot cheaper.
The homicide rate for young black males here in San Francisco is pretty high.
So you know how the free market works.
It's supply and demand, baby, and it's a lot cheaper to get black foreskins.
So that's what I'm working with.
And, you know, someday I'll probably go back and get Caucasian foreskin eventually when I have the means.
I mean, isn't it a little bit more sanitary to not have the foreskin?
I mean, that's what I've been reading and told.
I mean, is this a lie?
Well, I'm going to find out.
You know, I haven't had foreskin for, oh, geez, over 30 some odd years.
I don't want to date myself here.
I guess somebody has to.
Anyhoot.
Yeah, I'm going to find out.
I've heard the doctors told me to keep it very clean and clean it out hourly almost.
It's almost like you definitely should clean it out daily.
But I do it so far.
It's been kind of getting kind of moist in there.
From what I understand, guys that aren't cut have a little bit of a cottage cheese problem every now and then.
So, you know, just watch out for that from what I'm told.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm keeping a lookout.
Right now, I just have my short-term fix, I just put cotton balls.
I put a little cotton ball in there, and that seems to do the trick.
A little cotton ball in there?
What the hell?
It absorbs the dick cheese?
I don't get it.
What the hell is the cotton ball supposed to do?
Yeah, it just kind of, you know, well, some guys, the doctor gave me a package of Q-tips and said just Q-tip it a little bit.
And I just said, you know what?
Instead of Q-tipping, why don't I just take a little, buy some cotton balls and just stuff a little bit of that in there and change it every couple hours.
And that seems to be working out okay so far.
Yeah, man, that's sick, Vince.
I mean, that's enough.
You know, I mean, Vince, I used to like talking to you here, but this is something I don't really want to I don't really want to talk about.
I mean, I am talking about it because I know San Francisco is banning circumcision.
And, you know, we were going to have some kind of a sanitary talk about it, but you're really taking it to another level here.
But I do know that a lot of these guys with foreskin do have cottage cheese problems.
And, you know, most guys, you know, nowadays, they don't shower much.
So, you know, I can just imagine a woman going down there, you know, trying to please her man through oral compilation, you know, getting intermixed with this cottage cheese problem.
You know, so for all you women out there that have gone through that and understand what I'm talking about, you know, I salute you women, you know, looking past the cottage cheese and just thinking of it as an added hors d'oeuvre and you're going through with it anyway.
646-652-4869 is the number call here.
I want to hear from you.
We were talking a little bit about San Francisco banning circumcision.
I want to talk a little bit about something else now.
I want to talk a little bit about Planned Parenthood.
You've got states all over the union wanting to get rid of Medicaid payments and Medicare payments to Planned Parenthood, stop state funding of Planned Parenthood.
And I think this is a great idea because even though Planned Parenthood claims to be out there looking after everybody's sexual health and contraceptives and prophylactics and all this other crap, I don't see a curb in people, and especially women, shitting out kids.
You would think that since we have Planned Parenthood on every freaking corner, these women would stop by, get themselves a free diaphragm or a free pill or something or some kind of a shot to make them infertile.
And if they want to go out and become some goddamn philanderous slut bag, hopping from penis to penis to penis, they can do that without the risk of having children.
You know what I'm saying?
But that's not the case.
I mean, we have Planned Parenthood all over the place in every major metropolis all over America.
And yet we have these women shitting out children five, six at a time, like shitting out five or six children from five or six different fathers.
And the reason is, let's be perfectly honest, folks.
I mean, we have an entitlement system that promotes this crap.
We have an entitlement system that promotes that if you're a single mother, the more kids that you have, the more money you're going to get from the government.
You know, I mean, I'm not joking.
I mean, we did a show about this on true conservative radio.
If you can look back at the archives at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost, we did an episode about this about how a mother of seven, how much she would actually get in federal government subsidies, and we were at about $8,000 a month.
And that's not including the state.
That's not including the municipality.
That's not including the nonprofits.
That's not including the churches.
That's not including any of this crap.
So I'm all for cutting funding for Planned Parenthood.
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You know what I mean?
It's not like they're going in there for any kind of prophylactics.
It's not like they're getting any kind of Sex lessons, nothing.
You know, they still come up with the STDs.
They still come up pregnant.
They're not using the abortion.
So, you know, why do we even need to keep funding this crap?
Somebody answer that.
Somebody answer me that.
Why do we need to keep funding this horse crap?
646-652-4869.
We're going to take some calls here.
Who we got here?
We got somebody from Austin, Texas.
512, you're on the horn.
going on.
614, you're on the horn.
Yeah, you stupid idiot.
000, you're on the horn.
Yeah, you're taking too long, you stupid moron.
716, you're on the horn.
Stupid idiot.
111, you're on the horn.
I'm uncut and had some dick and cheese to get free.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
I'm done.
I'm finished.
I'm done.
It's enough.
It's enough.
I'm sick of this crap, man.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm sick of it, man.
I really am sick.
I'm not joking around.
This is not a joke.
All right?
This is not the fucking game.
All right.
I'm sick and tired of this crap that's happening here.
It is not the goddamn game.
I'm pissed off here.
I'm pissed off, and I really don't appreciate it.
Look at this crap.
I got this goddamn office in a freaking mess because of you morons.
Look at this crap.
Got all this crap.
Crap everywhere, for Christ's sake.
Look at this crap.
Look at this crap.
I mean, give me a break.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, we got about 10 minutes left in the broadcast.
I'm going to take some more callers here in a second.
But first, folks, I'd like for everybody to please follow me on Twitter.
All right?
The Twitter name to follow is Ghost Politics.
You understand?
All one word, no underscores.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All right?
And, you know, by the way, you know, why do people follow me?
And then, you know, once I throw a couple of tweets that they don't like, they're like, oh, I don't want to follow Ghost no more because he's a meanie.
He's a meanie.
I don't like him.
And I don't want to do that anymore.
And then they do it.
And then they like it.
And then they like him.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, not to mention.
Not to mention, I am gathering up an army, a capitalist army.
And of course, folks, www.capitalistarmy.com is the website.
We're looking for a few good men and women out there that are true capitalists.
That's what we're looking for.
So everybody out there who's listening in, please hook it up right now.
www.capitalistarmy.com.
Hook it up, man.
Hook it up.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We're looking for some callers out here.
Hopefully, they're not internet butt stalkers.
They're just going to sit over here and act like a bunch of Jagovs because I really don't appreciate that.
You know what I mean?
I really don't.
I really don't appreciate Jagoff sitting over here trying to make me look like a jagass.
Jackass, all right?
I'm a nice guy, all right?
I'm a nice guy.
Anyway, 6466524869.
Anyway, we got air traffic controllers bitching and moaning that they want to sleep on the job.
Yeah, they want to sleep on the job and get paid for it.
And that's what you get for government workers.
You know, that's what the hell you get.
Government workers right there.
I want to sleep on the job, baby.
That's what I want to do.
I want to sleep on the job.
Yeah.
Yeah, baby.
That's what I deserve.
I'm an air traffic controller, baby.
I'm an air traffic controller.
I'm sitting over here.
I need me a job.
I got to sleep me on the job, baby.
Yeah.
Come on, baby.
Come on over here.
Give me a phony answer to the Kit Kat, baby.
Come on out of here, baby.
Yeah, Anyway, what are we going to talk about here?
The last subject matter on the agenda here.
Oh, yeah, the air traffic controllers.
Well, this is why we shouldn't have anything government-funded, folks, because the air traffic controllers are government-funded.
They're all sleeping on the job, and now they're bitching that why they're all sleeping on the job is because they want to take naps and get paid for it.
Can you believe this?
I mean, they're running the risk of, you know, having plane crashes on the runways just so that they can go out and be like, yeah, we need more time to sleep, and we need to get paid to sleep.
That's what we need.
We need to get paid to sleep, and there's nothing you can do about it.
So, anyway, we got six minutes left in the broadcast.
You know, let's try to take some calls here.
The same, leave these same schmucks calling.
I'm not going to call on you, ass clowns.
Anyway, we got Kyle.
Is that you, Kyle?
Hello, Ghost.
What's going on, man?
I'm a first-time caller, a long-time listener.
Hey, thanks a lot.
I'm a Catholic like yourself, actually.
I appreciate it.
I've had a bit of a problem recently, though, with my business.
I mean, I saw goldfish, but they keep drowning, man.
You sell goldfish.
Just shut up, you stupid dumb moron.
You sound like some European socialist foreigner that's probably whacking off to a naked picture of George Michael's asshole, and you actually want the government to pay you for it.
So just get the hell off the goddamn.
Get him off!
Anyway, we got Southern Comfort in the house.
Southern Comfort, are you there?
Yeah, what's up, ghost?
What's going on?
Nothing much.
I just got home from work.
Just got paid today.
Well, that's good, man.
It's way to be.
You're going to go out tonight or what?
Hell yeah.
I'm sipping on some whiskey right now.
Hey, hell yeah, man.
Do you got any chicks?
You're going to go out with any chicks?
Are you going to try to meet chicks?
Or are you gay or what?
I'm going to see tonight.
Oh, cool, man.
All right, man.
You think you're in there this weekend?
Oh, I'm in, baby.
Oh, yeah?
Well, what are you going to do?
You're going to take her out, or are you just going to sit back at the pad, put her in the bedroom, get some aromatherapy going on?
What's going on?
I think we'll just chill in my place.
That sounds good, man.
You're going to give her the Southern Comfort?
I'm going to give her the Southern Comfort, baby.
You're damn right.
Anyway, thanks for calling up, man.
I appreciate it.
We got John Hammersmith on the phone.
What's going on?
Hey, man.
Hey, what up?
Hey, man.
I just want to say I was in London for the Royal Women.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
I was in the crowd.
I'm really feeling the vibe, you know?
I was jacking up.
We can't understand you.
All right.
I mean, you know, first of all, why don't you take about 10 steps away from the microphone?
You sound like you've got it shoved up your rectum.
I mean, I can literally hear your voice echo through your colon.
Let's go with 111.
You're on the horn.
Hi there, Ghost.
Hey, what's going on?
It's nice to finally talk to you.
Hey, well, good school.
What's going on, man?
Well, I've been listening to you for a few days now, and I've been taking my observations and making my notes, and I've come to what I think is a fair decision about you and your opinions on this show.
Okay, let's hear it.
Well, yesterday, you were particularly aggravated when someone played a song concerning the state that you live in in America, which is, of course, Texas.
This insulted the state greatly, and you became extremely nerved.
You mentioned that you didn't feel people had the right to insult your way of life and your place in this way.
I really don't think that's very fair considering the accusations and the racist comments and slurs you made towards the English people today.
We're very proud of you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.
I didn't mean to make fun of the English people.
I'm so sorry here.
You know what?
Let's go ahead and let's have a dedication to the English limey, shall we?
Engineer, you got something?
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, yes.
I'm sorry to all the English people who may have gotten hurt because I told you assholes that you're nothing more than feudalistic checks.
Don't you understand me?
You sit here, you torts, talking garbage, all you.
You make fun of the English people, and we don't appreciate it whatsoever.
We don't appreciate it.
We worship our queen.
We worship our queen, and that's all you need to know about it.
You understand?
Yeah, we worship our queen.
We are feudalistic worshipers.
That's what we do.
That's what we do.
And there's nothing you can do about it, mate.
All right, get that stupid song.
Get that stupid song off.
Anyway, we got two minutes left in the broadcast, folks.
You know, I want to give some shout-outs to the peeps in the room here.
We got a lot of damn people.
Let me see if I can get all the people's names in line here.
We got 9009 Cat.
What's going on?
The Alcoholic is in the house.
Avalon, what's up?
Bobo in the place.
Boxy fan in the house.
Capsha in the place.
Chadwick in the house.
Serena in the place.
Clever username in the house.
David Mendel.
We got Donald Vetter.
We've got Evo Jungalist.
We've got Forever Alone, Fried KFC, Future DMV in the house.
We got some gay vegan Morgan in the place.
We got Gladys in the house.
We got a whole bunch of guests.
What's going up to all the guests?
And there's a lot of guests up in this joint.
What's going on to the guests?
Who else we got, man?
A lot of guests.
I'm scrolling in.
We got Haley Knighty in the place.
Hide the pickle.
Hide the pickle is in the place.
I like to cut myself is in the place.
I love your mud kits in the place.
We got Implying Green Text.
What's going on?
We got I'm Writer User, Internet Buckstalker, ITRIL, Gene Cupicard.
We've got Jim's 93, John Brand, Josh 11.
We've got Karim Pollock, Karl Marx, Cunt Mash.
That's disgusting, you asshole.
LOL, you mad.
MacKid's in the place.
What's up to Michael Thomas?
What's going on, Michael Thomas?
Miku in the joint.
We got dumbass Mother Russia.
We've got Mr. Skeets, Mystery Man Ryan, Nader 5000, the Nigerian, Noam Chomsky, Olwald, Paul 101, Paul Robertson, Zero, Penesiv, Pep Peppy Peterson.
We've got Poop Tickler.
What kind of a freaking name is Poop Tickler?
We've got Rackley in the place.
Samuel Hardeman in the place.
Screw a puppy.
That's a sick name, you stupid bestiality, squirrel-fisted bastard.
Skinny Hippo, we got Spermy the Cat, another sick-ass name.