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May 9, 2024 - True Anon Truth Feed
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[PREVIEW] Episode 377: Tip Line 2

Brays, joined by Producer Young Chomsky and Truanon, kicks off Tip Line 2 with a surreal intro about computer shutdowns before diving into their hyper-detailed supplement routine—morning doses of probiotics, adaptogens, and multivitamins, plus nightly magnesium—while joking about missed pills. They pivot to compounded creams (estrogen-like blends) applied pre-recording, sparking a tangent on "Greater Idaho" conspiracy theories and the fictional State of Jefferson, which Liz reveals as their own birthplace, blending biohacking pragmatism with absurdist political musings. [Automatically generated summary]

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Two Morning Creams 00:03:47
Is that like a what is that?
That's me doing a little bit of my own kind of freestyle.
I was thinking that was a computer shutting down for the final time.
I would love that.
The death rattle of Adele.
Open the door, motherfucker.
Hello.
It is us.
Who's us?
Well, what a great question, Liz.
My name is Brays.
I'm part of that.
I'm Liz.
We're, of course, joined by Producer Young Chomsky.
He's the third, and this is.
Truanon.
Hello.
Your supplements are here.
I'm from Amazon.
Here's your supplements.
I don't order my supplements on Amazon.
I know.
Liz, you should see the stack that Liz is on.
You joke.
I know you're making a joke, but I actually, I'm stacked up.
How many pills are you taking every day?
Like, wait, so are we talking about number of pills or types of pills?
Ooh, well, whichever's higher.
Well, okay, wait.
So I've got one, two, three for sure in the morning.
Hold on a second.
Three in the morning.
That's two each, so six.
Then I do, I've got like a little bit of a powder situation that happens later in the afternoon.
Yeah, me too.
I knew you're going to do that.
And then at least another, and then another two, so four at night, plus another three.
So seven.
So, no, that's more than seven.
So that's three, five from the afternoon.
No, I'm talking about a night.
I know.
Seven at night?
Yeah.
Seven at night.
I can tell you, they're not weird.
I have two probiotics in the morning.
I have a kind of like mood blend that's more of like adaptogens.
That's one.
Oh, that's actually one pill.
Ooh, I think I actually only took two this morning.
That's a problem.
Okay.
And then I have a multivitamin that's two in the morning.
And then in the evening, I have the multivitamin again, the probiotic again.
And then three magnesium.
What's up with the powder that you kind of skipped over that?
It seems like that's nobody's business.
Okay.
Because I'm full on all creams.
I take about two creams in the AM.
Creams?
Yeah, creams.
I do creams.
I take about two.
Sour cream?
No, no.
Well, one of them in the afternoon, yeah, is a cream.
Is it sour?
It's well, it doesn't taste good.
None of them tastes good.
I've tried.
But I take two creams in the morning.
I take one long cream in the afternoon.
And then I take a couple slow creams.
There are just different types that I've been getting.
What does that even mean?
I go to a compound pharmacy and I have them assemble me some creams and I put the creams onto the parts of my body that will absorb it the quickest with the most glands.
Okay.
It's a cream or a gel?
No, it's a cream.
It's like a cream.
You're talking about estrogen cream.
One of them has what is similar effects to estrogen, yeah.
But other ones have different effects that counteract that.
So what I do is I try to maintain a balance.
But right now, I'm creamed right now.
Like it's, it's clip that.
It's don't clip that.
I'm creamed right now.
I'm creamed right now.
It's absorbing.
It's absorbing sort of as we speak.
I usually put it on before we start recording.
That's why I'm so moist and shit.
You never notice that?
Sorry, you cream before we record?
I cream before we record and a cream absorbs while I am creamed.
I have one of my friends do it.
And then while we're recording, it sort of absorbs into me.
Compound Pharmacy In My Head 00:00:57
And then afterwards, okay, that's enough.
You're not buying anything freaky at compound pharmacies.
I don't know what a compound pharmacy is.
Good.
It's like a pharmacy on a compound movement.
I'm going to go that way.
That's where I get some racist oxycontin.
What?
A compound pharmacy in my head.
A compound is a place where you go when you've frankly had enough of various different minorities that are coming to this country.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
You know, you go.
Yeah, yeah, like a rural Oregon.
Idaho.
Yeah, or Oregon or someplace that.
Okay.
Well, technically, that's what should be one place.
You believe that.
I'm fine with that.
They want that.
Let them have it.
Because isn't it like a couple of counties from, is it Washington or Oregon want to join Idaho?
Yeah, it's greater Idaho that they want to think.
The Greater Idaho movement.
It couldn't be any lesser.
So yeah, maybe make it a little greater.
Of all the things to care about, very low on my list.
Well, so the state of Jefferson people.
It's the state boundaries.
I get that.
That's the one that I'm in.
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