[PREVIEW] Episode 370 spirals from Jim Morrison’s Paris burial to Osama bin Laden’s "Farmville" jokes, debating the authenticity of his "hard drive" leaks while dismissing The Doors as overrated. Liz—producer and Chomsky’s wife—interrupts with HBO/Max’s Entourage reboot talks, then pivots to punctuality and luck, framing chaos as a prerequisite for serendipity. The episode blends absurdity with sharp cultural critiques, leaving no thread unprovoked. [Automatically generated summary]
Well, you were just saying it from Peacefrog by the Doors.
One of the greatest songs I've ever written.
You just say.
So I don't know that song.
You don't.
Really?
No, the Door songs I know are like the annoying one and then the other annoying one.
I know what you're talking about, and that's not an annoying song.
About an hour ago.
I fucking hate the doors.
Hollywood.
There's nothing I like about the doors.
L.A. Woman?
In the city of light.
Just shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Could you please give us your name?
Jeffrey Epstein.
Could you please give us your name?
Jeffrey Epstein.
Jeffrey Epstein.
It never cash.
Jeffrey Epstein.
It never cash.
Jeffrey.
Jeffrey Epstein.
You can say whatever you want about Jim Morrison.
Because he's dead.
Because he's dead.
But.
That fucking asshole getting buried in Paris.
Did he get buried in Paris?
That's so whack.
Yeah, he's a pair of chaze.
Get buried in fucking Tapanga.
Not even Topanga Candy.
Get buried in fucking Glendale.
way man fucking paris cremate and then go out to the ocean So no effigy.
So I don't ever have to fucking see your dumbass fucking altars.
They should have buried Osama in Paris.
I don't know.
Well, there would have to be a body for them to do that.
The secrets of Kandahar.
Osama bin Laden.
We have with us today Osama bin Laden.
We are finally, we tracked him down.
Yeah, we got to talk about all the porn.
And we're talking about what did he, what was he into?
Farmville or something like that?
He had some video games.
He's still in a bunch of shit.
I feel like that, the Obama, Obama, I feel like the Osama hard drive, which, by the way, leaked the Obama hard drive, the Osama hard drive is fake.
Do you think that whole story is fake?
It is fake.
There's something not real about that to me.
I think it's not fake.
You think it's real?
Yeah.
I'm like, there's too many.
I need it to be real.
Yeah, I feel that.
We should maybe do an episode on that someday because I remember getting really into looking at the contents of it, but then that's what made me be think it was fake.
There was just so much, like, all the extraneous media consumption was always so fascinating.
That's what made me be like, is he really doing that there?
What else would he be doing?
He's a cave.
A bunch of wives, right?
They seemed more ceremonial.
Yeah, I know, but now, now, now, now, I don't think you know what it's like to have a wife.
I know what it's like to have six or seven wives.
I've done it.
I'm Liz.
My name is Brace.
I am, of course, one of young Chomsky's wives who is our producer.
Yo.
Hello.
Hello.
We are in.
Fuck it.
We're in Hollywood.
We've gone Hollywood, baby.
We've gone Hollywood.
Well, it's kind of a crazy story how we ended up here.
Obviously, like many of you know, Liz has been in negotiations with HBO, later Max, sure, for several years to do a flash in the pan.
What?
What?
Oh, sorry.
I told you what the series was.
Okay, come on.
It was my entourage reboot.
Your entourage reboot.
Which I've been have, I've been trying to do for longer than this podcast.
Punctual Pretty Pursuing00:01:17
That is true.
And now every cool homie out there be naming names.
Every cool homie out there shan't be naming names.
It's all like, you know what I'm really into now?
Entourage.
And it's like, I'm not talking about you.
What the f- You made me watch it.
Yeah, because it's good.
I know.
I'm not talking about you.
I'm talking about the other ones who shan't be named.
Osama.
But I see.
I see you.
I hear you.
I'm not even going to approach the topic of whether or not you're valid.
And I'm just saying, late to the game.
Here's the torturous thing that I've realized.
What?
Being early is as good as being wrong.
Really?
Ain't that a hard truth?
So I no longer have to be on time to stuff because that is difficult for me sometimes, as you guys realize.
You're actually very punctual.
I'm pretty punctual.
I'm pretty punctual.
I always appreciate that about you.
I, well, look at this quizzical look.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm pursing.
I'm pursing.
There is a 10 minute win.
No, no, no.
You're punctual, but lots of things befall you.
Yes, dude.
Here's the thing.
I have really good luck, but in order to have massive stores of good luck, I need constant bad things to happen to me.