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Aug. 10, 2023 - True Anon Truth Feed
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[PREVIEW] Episode 311: Actuarial Nightmares

Brace, Liz, and producer Young Chomsky—joined by the hulking "bodyguard" Dominance—dive into their PCP-fueled escapades, debunking myths about smoking "angel dust"-laced weed while recounting wild purchases at Jack’s Bar in San Francisco’s Mission District. Brace recalls his chaotic past near the bar, where PCP allegedly flowed freely, and muses on surreal survival tactics like fleeing through cartoon windows if Dominance’s Adidas track pants or his own exaggerated "jabbo voice" become too much. The episode blurs reality and hallucination, exposing how drug-fueled nostalgia warps memory—and whether the Mission’s underground scene still lurks beneath its gentrified surface. [Automatically generated summary]

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Introducing Brace and Liz 00:04:58
You hate just doing cold opens in general.
I do hate.
I think we need it.
We just need to rename it something, and then you'll be to move on from the cold open.
But why?
It's just, it's not even a thing.
All we have to do is say, let up, and people be like, all right.
and then the music starts please allow me to introduce myself
My name is Brace.
You could have said it along with the cycle clip.
Wait.
There's like a crow in the background.
Yeah, there's a little bit of like, yeah, a little book action.
I'm Liz.
We are, of course, joined by producer Young Chomsky, and this is Dronon.
Hello.
Hello.
We are also joined by my friend because we're recording at home today.
You guys can't see him, but my friend Dominance is here.
Kind of like just keeping things kind of cool while I record.
I'll tell you this, Liz.
Bodyguard?
There's a body.
I mean, he's got a hell of a fucking body on him.
That's a crazy thing to say about somebody.
I mean, what?
That guy's got a hell of a body on him.
He's got a hell of a body.
That's a normal thing to say.
Young Chomsky, Young Chomsky immediately started furiously shaking his head.
He's like, No, you could not say that's a weird thing to say.
I'd say it's a weird thing to say, but he's a weird guy.
I mean, he got a hell of a body on him.
I gotta tell you this, Liz.
While we were recording that episode, because spoiler alert listeners, we're at home with our guests.
Well, because this is, I'm gonna, I don't want them to think we have a window in the studio because we have a window in my home.
In fact, I have several windows.
No, do you?
I do.
I do.
I have almost there's I would say to brag window in every room, chicken in every house.
No way.
I'm lounging back on my novelty couch that I bought for $15,000 that is in the shape of Princess Diana's bosom.
And I was looking out the window and I watched a cloud float completely by.
Like a cartoon?
No, like just a cloud in real life, but it's because they do that in the sky.
Wait, what does this have to do with anything?
I was just thinking how nice it is to look at it look, you know?
Like, because our studio doesn't have chasing out the window.
It doesn't, but we could paint one like a cartoon.
I think you would walk into that.
Not the window.
I think you would walk into that.
I think you would fly into that like a bird.
And I think that you could really when I'm trying to escape you.
Yeah, I think when I do the jabbo voice too many times or when dominance fucking, you know, does this classic ripaway Adidas track pants, you know, trick and he shows you his bulging thighs and you try to escape, I think you would end up just crawling around the wall like some kind of mosquito.
That's horrible.
I think so too.
And that's what I want to do.
I don't want to do a window on the wall.
Guys, we have an episode for you today.
We're not just talking about crawling on the walls.
No, we aren't.
We're not talking about it because that's right, folks.
We're doing it.
Today, me and Liz took a bunch of what is colloquially known as angel dust, but is otherwise known as PCP.
We smoked, I would say, a software.
I feel like I could do a like Lindy Man, like PCP.
That's something you don't hear about.
You don't hear about PCP.
You don't hear about PCP anymore.
And another thing about PCP, actually, I will say, is everyone's always like, I think I smoked weed laced with PCP.
Doesn't count.
People don't say that anymore, do they?
Someone said that to me two days ago.
No way.
Not two days ago.
But it's like, well, show me the fucking, show me the data, actually.
Because I don't believe you that you smoked PCP.
Because you didn't smoke PCP.
You smoked weed with something else on it, maybe.
It might not have been PCP.
You could just be, maybe you're a bad person and you got angry because you're paranoid that your secrets will come out from the weed.
Yeah.
You know?
Maybe you just got weird.
I used to be able to buy PCP at Jack's bar in the mission.
You remember that place?
I do remember that place.
I don't have PCP there anymore.
Well, actually, maybe you still can.
And if you can, I'm sorry for saying it all.
I didn't know that about that place.
You could buy a PCP there.
I know, I've known, I've known a couple of gentlemen who do.
That bar sucked.
Sarbar sucked.
That bar was fucking awful.
And it was on the worst block ever.
It was no shit you could buy on PCP.
I lived on that block.
Wait, you did?
Yes.
I lived in that block.
Wait, did you live in that spot under the under the it wasn't the highway, but it was like wasn't there kind of?
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