Lyndon LaRouche’s Assassins Creed III episode kicks off with cryptic "113, 2022" before pivoting to sold-out tour chaos—just 15 Brooklyn tickets left for Nov. 8 at Bellhouse, while L.A.’s Nov. 16 show stars Machine Gun Kelly. Studio oddities include a nude Young Chomsky statue and red light panels, while the crew scraps a "Colonel" bit deemed absurd, though Brace insists it could’ve worked with better framing. Co-host Liz mocks self-photos but praises the decor’s "skin benefits," setting the tone for chaotic, meta-humor as intern Marcos rejoins amid unresolved inside jokes. [Automatically generated summary]
On 113, 2022, that is in very short time period from now.
Listen up.
Before the episode starts, we have an announcement to make.
Our live show tour is happening soon, and there are still tickets available at a select few shows.
That's true.
Actually, here, most have sold out.
Wrong.
Missed out.
Can't go except to a couple shows that you can.
Including on the 3rd of November, 2022 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at the Union Transfer.
There are still tickets available.
Then bam, bam, bam.
Almost no tickets.
There's literally like 15 tickets available to the show on the 8th of November at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn, Gowanus, New York.
Beautiful Ghalain Gowanis.
And then, oh, you missed the first Terrogram show.
Bam.
Second Terragram show where we're actually doing the full one and we have a special guest.
That's right, Machine Gun Kelly on 1116, 2022 at the Telegram Ballroom in Los Angeles, California, City of Angels.
And then bam, sold out for a while.
I think there's literally five tickets at Mississippi Studios on the 22nd.
I don't know why I'm announcing that.
And then the last show of our tour.
That one's in Portland.
Yes, not in Mississippi.
Yes.
Our last show of the tour, Great American Music Hall.
Second Terragram Show00:03:17
Yeah.
Where I once went to a bar mitzvah.
The date of that is 1-1 slash 2-6 slash 2-022.
That's right.
On the 26th of November, 2022, we are ending our tour with a bang.
Which one of us will it be?
At the Great American Music Hall.
There are still tickets available to the second show there.
Please, please, please come to our live shows.
Oh my God.
I don't even care if you do.
All right, that's enough.
How do you like the studio, Liz?
It's a room.
It is.
All right.
Yeah, it is a room.
But what do you think about it?
Do you like those?
I think that the, I think it's a little much for you to put so many photos of yourself everywhere.
Well, I think it's kind of like an ambiance sort of thing.
Yeah.
It kind of makes me uncomfortable.
I just feel like you're watching me.
You like the statue?
I think that I understand why Young Chomsky would have commissioned a nude statue of himself, but I'm not sure that it belongs in this room.
Yeah, yeah.
I do appreciate that he does show the gear injection kind of going into his thigh there, but I don't think that we actually have to hire someone to like be a living statue next to it.
What do you think of the lights?
I personally, red light is great for your skin.
Super.
Yeah.
So I really am appreciative that you went ahead and kind of installed all of these red light panels in the ceiling.
You like that?
Yeah.
And what do you think of our intern?
It's so good to finally meet you, Marcos.
Yeah.
Remember Marcos?
I do remember Marcos.
It's remember there was a point when we first started where I was going to, I tried to, I mentioned, I think, the Colonel in a few episodes.
Yeah, you were trying to make that a thing.
And it didn't make any sense.
Even Jung Chomsky and I even talked to each other about how that bit never made any sense.
It actually makes per all right.
It absolutely makes sense.
If you just mention with no context and no follow-up that a figure involved somehow in our podcast named the Colonel, but don't dwell on it so that people like don't think that you're doing a bit, that will eventually seed itself into people thinking that there is a.
But you didn't do long enough.
Because I forgot.
That's the reason that most of these things end.
I just forget to do it or something.
Like we do one last episode.
Maybe you should have tried a general and you would have remembered.
Colonel.
It's a tough dude.
It's a tough.
I don't believe it.
We have a general, a major, maybe?
A lieutenant.
Hi, Brace.
Hello.
My name is Brace.
I'm Liz.
We are, of course, joined by producer Young Chomsky, who's sitting right to the right of me.