Episode 169
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That could have been something, but you oh, I would never have thought you'd want to include that.
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So, wow.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Liz will insist that we cut this, but she just called me cute.
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Here we go.
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What episode number is this?
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I don't know.
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You know, you probably know, right?
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It's right there, next to the big red button, which is not a button, but it's like flashing, which is annoying.
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It's called the recording symbol.
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We are on episode 169 here.
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Yeah, I'm not going to make any 69 jokes.
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Absolutely not.
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Well, you shouldn't because it's 169, not 69.
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So there's no place for those jokes.
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As it, those jokes refer to a different number.
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These are just the same.
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No, the one is like another guy standing there watching you guys do it.
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That's what 169 is.
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It's like a 69 cuck.
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Yeah.
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Well, he's not a cuy.
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Yeah, he's just like, you know, you never get your.
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I mean, maybe, you know, sometimes your boy's just there.
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Like, you know, you got a guy staying with you or something.
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You're like, yeah, you don't want to make him feel weird.
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Just let him come in.
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No?
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well i do ladies and germs uh No, you know what?
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What?
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First, I would like to say this.
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Hello, Bruce.
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Hi, Liz.
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How you doing?
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We're back.
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It's nice to see you again.
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It's a pleasure to see you again.
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How is your vacation?
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Young Chomsky, usually never mentioned this way, as we'll mention you later.
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Hello, it's nice to see you as well.
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It's good to see you guys.
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Actually, I'll be real with you.
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It's not great to see you guys.
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I would love the week off.
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And frankly, another.
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Yeah, I'll take another week off.
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In fact, I was thinking this we could do this kind of new schedule thing where we just kind of had like a week off indefinitely.
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Every week off.
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Yeah, it's just, I mean, what have we got?
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Like two years worth of episodes now.
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We could just unlock all the restaurants.
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We could just fucking, we could coast on that for a year.
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I don't think so.
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There's too much to talk about.
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There is way too much to talk about.
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The world is moving.
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The earth is spinning.
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The stars are aligning.
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Truinon is back.
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Just like COVID.
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Yeah, this is Truanon season.
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Delta.
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The vaccines, they made you barren.
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They made you retarded.
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And they gave you COVID.
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And now they are sitting you in your damn little chair right now to listen to Truanon once again.
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They gave you everything except no one's tracking you because they don't care.
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Yeah.
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Well, actually, we're technically tracking the metrics on this.
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Oh, we are?
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Yeah, it's crazy.
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You can actually see when not only people like start and stop listening to episodes, you can actually see who's listening to the show.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That's what the little webcam is for.
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And so I do have a list of all of our most handsome young male listeners here.
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And I'm willing to sell that list to anybody who, well, I will put the cash app in the bio of this episode.
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Cash at me, put in the note, give me the B list.
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I will send you a list of them.
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The B list?
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That's cute.
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Well, there's like not that many guys on it.
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No, not an A list.
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Here's what you're saying.
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My name is Brace, the first name on the B list.
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I'm Liz.
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Hello, everyone.
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We are, of course, joined by producer Young Chomsky.
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The podcast you are listening to is Truan.
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Welcome.
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We're back.
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Yeah, we're back.
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And quite frankly, we're doing another episode.
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Brace isn't fully in the swing of it yet.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right.
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I didn't sleep so great last night.
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And I know.
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Yeah, I drank a lot of caffeine today, and I think I just, I went over the threshold for whether I'm good or not.
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But I'm just going to keep talking and insist that we keep all of it.
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Yeah, we are talking today about, well, first I want to give some background here.
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Liz, you got really bummed out.
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I think in an actual non-funny way when I texted you about this the other night.
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Wait, really?
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When?
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Wait, what did you text me about?
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You know, the, I'm making a hand gesture here, but.
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No, stop it.
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Stop it.
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Oh, that thing.
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Yes.
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I didn't like that text.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Will you read that text?
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Okay.
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I got to scroll back to, I'm searching Liz.
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Oh, it looks like I'm just talking about you with a bunch of people.