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Alex Jones faces intense scrutiny after taking standardized tests prompted by President Trump and online critics, resulting in a shocking score of 65. While correctly identifying that a carrot is not a fruit, he fails critical questions on treason, naval strategy, and counter-pedophile measures, alongside bizarre errors like defining "America First" as anti-Semitism and claiming the US never visited the moon. The host concludes that these failures validate Trump's low-IQ assessment, suggesting Jones's credibility is irreparably damaged and his future prospects are bleak. [Automatically generated summary]
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America First or Anti-Semitism00:03:15
You do IQ tests here?
Yep, that's what we do.
Okay, because I think I need one.
Okay, yeah, we can do that.
Why do you need one?
Well, I've had some people lately telling me I have a low IQ.
Ooh, shots fired.
Gosh, who's been telling you that?
Well, some people online have been telling me that, like the president, and even my dogs are looking at me a little bit condescendingly now.
Well, we'll find out.
So, with this IQ test, I'll just ask you a series of simple, really common sense questions, and you just give me your best answer.
I'm actually kind of a little bit nervous right now.
Oh, yeah, you should be because if you turn out to be what some would call a low IQ nut job, then you're pretty much a lost cause.
Well, that doesn't sound good.
All right, first question Which word doesn't belong?
Apple, banana, carrot, orange.
Is it carrot?
Very good because it's not a fruit and all.
It's clever.
Next question Who would be considered more of a traitor to their country?
Person A who receives $230 million from a foreign lobby, or person B who receives $0 from a foreign lobby.
I mean, clearly, person A. Wrong.
Come on, that's got to be correct.
Next.
Hypothetical question.
If a country has a major shipping waterway that you want to have open, and it's currently open, but they'll close it if you go to war, what would be a smart way to ensure that waterway stays open?
You don't go to war with them.
No, not even close.
Common sense would say go to war with that country and stay at war with that country as a way of putting pressure on them to reopen it after they've closed it because you went to war with them.
Are you playing with a full deck?
I don't play cards, but thanks for asking.
Oh, and this is a good one.
If you had the desire to take down an international pedophile ring, what would be the best way to follow through on that desire?
Well, you launch a full investigation using every means necessary, and then you prosecute those bastards to the fullest extent of the law.
Wrong.
No.
You would launch an effort to prevent any investigations and prosecutions.
That can't be right.
Well, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
These questions are kind of weird.
Oh, I assure you, these are standardized IQ test questions, sir.
Next question.
Here's a scenario.
You got a person, they work for America and America only.
What country does that person work for?
America?
That's incorrect.
They work for Iran.
Next question.
Who's more beautiful as a woman, France's first lady or maybe man or Candace Owens?
Candace Owens?
No.
Have you seen France's first lady?
I would totally do her.
If she had an OnlyFans, I would subscribe.
Any reasonable man would.
Okay, how would you describe what America first means?
Putting America's interests first above any other foreign nation.
No, you're actually describing anti Semitism.
Moon Landing Myths Debunked00:01:07
Yuck.
Okay, last question.
What year did we first land on the moon?
We've never been to the moon.
No, we've been to the moon.
We go all the time.
Well, your test is complete.
I've never seen a score like this before.
What did I get?
You got an IQ of 65.
Is that high?
No, no, that's a very low IQ.
My life is literally ruined.
He was right.
Who was right?
Just don't worry about that now.
My big question is, what am I going to do with my life now that I've learned that I am so stupid?
Well, just remember, you're also a nut job.
But yeah, you're pretty screwed.
Really, the only option I can give low IQ people such as yourself is to go off and open a Somali daycare.
I am completely devastated.
Oh my god.
Are you talking about that creature it looks like from The Lord of the Rings, the goblin thing that shovels around the side of the crown, whatever it is?