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Aired: 2026-04-11
Duration: 04:27


=== America First or Anti-Semitism (03:15) ===

[00:00:03]  You do IQ tests here?
[00:00:05]  Yep, that's what we do.
[00:00:07]  Okay, because I think I need one.
[00:00:09]  Okay, yeah, we can do that.
[00:00:12]  Why do you need one?
[00:00:12]  Well, I've had some people lately telling me I have a low IQ.
[00:00:15]  Ooh, shots fired.
[00:00:18]  Gosh, who's been telling you that?
[00:00:21]  Well, some people online have been telling me that, like the president, and even my dogs are looking at me a little bit condescendingly now.
[00:00:28]  Well, we'll find out.
[00:00:29]  So, with this IQ test, I'll just ask you a series of simple, really common sense questions, and you just give me your best answer.
[00:00:37]  I'm actually kind of a little bit nervous right now.
[00:00:39]  Oh, yeah, you should be because if you turn out to be what some would call a low IQ nut job, then you're pretty much a lost cause.
[00:00:48]  Well, that doesn't sound good.
[00:00:49]  All right, first question Which word doesn't belong?
[00:00:54]  Apple, banana, carrot, orange.
[00:00:59]  Is it carrot?
[00:01:01]  Very good because it's not a fruit and all.
[00:01:04]  It's clever.
[00:01:05]  Next question Who would be considered more of a traitor to their country?
[00:01:10]  Person A who receives $230 million from a foreign lobby, or person B who receives $0 from a foreign lobby.
[00:01:20]  I mean, clearly, person A. Wrong.
[00:01:24]  Come on, that's got to be correct.
[00:01:26]  Next.
[00:01:26]  Hypothetical question.
[00:01:28]  If a country has a major shipping waterway that you want to have open, and it's currently open, but they'll close it if you go to war, what would be a smart way to ensure that waterway stays open?
[00:01:41]  You don't go to war with them.
[00:01:43]  No, not even close.
[00:01:45]  Common sense would say go to war with that country and stay at war with that country as a way of putting pressure on them to reopen it after they've closed it because you went to war with them.
[00:01:56]  Are you playing with a full deck?
[00:01:58]  I don't play cards, but thanks for asking.
[00:02:00]  Oh, and this is a good one.
[00:02:02]  If you had the desire to take down an international pedophile ring, what would be the best way to follow through on that desire?
[00:02:10]  Well, you launch a full investigation using every means necessary, and then you prosecute those bastards to the fullest extent of the law.
[00:02:17]  Wrong.
[00:02:18]  No.
[00:02:18]  You would launch an effort to prevent any investigations and prosecutions.
[00:02:22]  That can't be right.
[00:02:24]  Well, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
[00:02:28]  These questions are kind of weird.
[00:02:29]  Oh, I assure you, these are standardized IQ test questions, sir.
[00:02:34]  Next question.
[00:02:35]  Here's a scenario.
[00:02:36]  You got a person, they work for America and America only.
[00:02:42]  What country does that person work for?
[00:02:45]  America?
[00:02:45]  That's incorrect.
[00:02:47]  They work for Iran.
[00:02:49]  Next question.
[00:02:50]  Who's more beautiful as a woman, France's first lady or maybe man or Candace Owens?
[00:02:55]  Candace Owens?
[00:02:58]  No.
[00:02:58]  Have you seen France's first lady?
[00:03:01]  I would totally do her.
[00:03:03]  If she had an OnlyFans, I would subscribe.
[00:03:06]  Any reasonable man would.
[00:03:08]  Okay, how would you describe what America first means?
[00:03:11]  Putting America's interests first above any other foreign nation.
[00:03:15]  No, you're actually describing anti Semitism.

=== Moon Landing Myths Debunked (01:07) ===

[00:03:19]  Yuck.
[00:03:19]  Okay, last question.
[00:03:21]  What year did we first land on the moon?
[00:03:23]  We've never been to the moon.
[00:03:27]  No, we've been to the moon.
[00:03:29]  We go all the time.
[00:03:31]  Well, your test is complete.
[00:03:33]  I've never seen a score like this before.
[00:03:35]  What did I get?
[00:03:36]  You got an IQ of 65.
[00:03:38]  Is that high?
[00:03:39]  No, no, that's a very low IQ.
[00:03:43]  My life is literally ruined.
[00:03:46]  He was right.
[00:03:47]  Who was right?
[00:03:48]  Just don't worry about that now.
[00:03:50]  My big question is, what am I going to do with my life now that I've learned that I am so stupid?
[00:03:55]  Well, just remember, you're also a nut job.
[00:03:58]  But yeah, you're pretty screwed.
[00:04:01]  Really, the only option I can give low IQ people such as yourself is to go off and open a Somali daycare.
[00:04:09]  I am completely devastated.
[00:04:13]  Oh my god.
[00:04:15]  Are you talking about that creature it looks like from The Lord of the Rings, the goblin thing that shovels around the side of the crown, whatever it is?
[00:04:22]  You're saying she's beautiful?
[00:04:23]  Okay.
[00:04:23]  Beautiful to do it on your gremlin, maybe.