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| Alright, Sean Johnson's over here at my house. | |
| We were gonna work out today, but I had a bunch of stuff going on. | |
| And right before he got here, we were going hike. | |
| I had a malfunction on my beard. | |
| I was I cut it and it was so I had to cut it off. | |
| And then I left the mustache. | |
| He took a picture of that, and I said, should I keep it? | |
| And Sean's like, no, you look like a so he goes, but what you ought to do is a joke. | |
| So we did it. | |
| And uh, of course, all the liberals can dress up like Nazis and Hitler and it's okay, and Charlie Chapel can, but you watch. | |
| The corporate media will misrepresent and say Jones is now Hitler, even though I've been 100% clear from the start. | |
| Obviously, it's satire. | |
| I've been comparing myself to their tyranny as if I'm Hitler. | |
| But he doesn't matter. | |
| That's why people hate them. | |
| That's why they have no viewers. | |
| But here's the guy that had the idea. | |
| So tell people the story. | |
| Yeah, so uh I came to Alex's house today. | |
| We're gonna go for a hike, and uh he was running 15 minutes later. | |
| I said, What's going on? | |
| He says, He says, I had a beard shaving accident. | |
| I said, What do you mean you had a beard shaving accident? | |
| He said, uh, you'll see when you'll see when you get here. | |
| And I show up, and I gotta show you this picture of this. | |
| So fucking funny. | |
| I look like a Gene Hackman or something. | |
| This is what I showed up to. | |
| This is the face I showed up to. | |
| So I said, You should just lean into it and keep shaving it into a Hitler and make a funny video that everybody would love. | |
| And now we've done it. | |
| So he made the funniest fucking video ever. | |
| So yeah. | |
| Do you think do you think they're gonna literally still misrepresent it and say, I'm I think I'm Hitler? | |
| Of course. | |
| That's that's their MO. | |
| Of course they're gonna do that. | |
| But who gives a fuck? | |
| It's so ridiculous. | |
| All right, brother. | |
| Well, I uh I know I screwed off today because I had the accident. | |
| Yeah, it's all right. | |
| We'll get it back. | |
| All right. | |
| But you should put up a poll to see whether or not your your followers think you should shave it all off or keep the Hitler. | |
| Oh, keep the Hitler and making a whole phenomenon explaining how I'm the anti-Hitler. | |
| But I draw attention to how Hitler's actually bad, it's not right. | |
| A lot of people think he's good now. | |
| We'll see. | |
| So I'm taking back the stash. | |
| I think you should take it back. | |
| If anybody can take it back, it's Alex Jones. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| What do we know is the Jones? | |
| Ooh, the Jones. | |
| I like it. | |
| You see that, ladies and gentlemen? | |
| That's the Jones right there. | |
| You're so crazy. | |
| I'm making it. | |
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| Fentanyl the dragon left China and flew to hang out with Alex and Chai, something new. | |
| He landed in Texas. | |
| They barbecued steaks. | |
| And after they ate, they cleaned the dishes and plates. | |
| Alex jumped on his back and they flew to the store to get some supplements that you can't ignore. | |
| He got ultimate life force and methylene blue. | |
| Then he paid with a warbon. |
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