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Aired: 2025-09-25
Duration: 03:23


=== Beard Shaving Accident (02:22) ===

[00:00:00]  All right, Sean Johnson's over here at my house.
[00:00:02]  We were gonna work out today, but I had a bunch of stuff going on.
[00:00:05]  And right before he got here, as we were going a hike, I had a malfunction on my beard.
[00:00:13]  I cut it, so I had to cut it off.
[00:00:16]  And then I left the mustache.
[00:00:17]  He took a picture of that.
[00:00:18]  And I said, should I keep it?
[00:00:20]  And Sean's like, no, you look like a...
[00:00:22]  So he goes, well, what you ought to do is a joke.
[00:00:24]  So we did it.
[00:00:25]  And of course, all the liberals can dress up like Nazis and Hitler and it's okay.
[00:00:28]  And Charlie Chappelle can, but you watch.
[00:00:30]  The corporate media will misrepresent and say Jones is now Hitler, even though I've been 100% clear from the start.
[00:00:36]  Obviously, it's satire and I've been comparing myself to their tyranny as if I'm Hitler.
[00:00:41]  But he doesn't matter.
[00:00:42]  That's why people hate them.
[00:00:43]  That's why they have no viewers.
[00:00:44]  But here's the guy that had the idea.
[00:00:46]  So tell people the story.
[00:00:47]  Yeah, so I came to Alex's house today.
[00:00:50]  We're going to go for a hike.
[00:00:51]  And he was running 15 minutes late.
[00:00:54]  I said, what's going on?
[00:00:54]  He says, he says, I had a beard shaving accident.
[00:00:58]  I said, what do you mean you had a beard shaving accident?
[00:01:00]  He said, you'll see when you get here.
[00:01:03]  And I show up and I got to show you this picture.
[00:01:06]  So fucking funny.
[00:01:08]  I look like a Gene Hackman or something.
[00:01:12]  This is what I showed up to.
[00:01:17]  This is the face I showed up to.
[00:01:19]  So I said, you should just lean into it and keep shaving it into a Hitler and make a funny video that everybody would love.
[00:01:26]  And now we've done it.
[00:01:27]  So he made the funniest fucking video ever.
[00:01:29]  So, yeah.
[00:01:32]  Do you think they're going to literally still misrepresent it and say, I think I'm Hitler?
[00:01:35]  Of course.
[00:01:37]  That's their MO.
[00:01:38]  Of course they're going to do that.
[00:01:39]  But who gives a fuck?
[00:01:40]  It's so ridiculous.
[00:01:42]  All right, brother.
[00:01:42]  Well, I know I screwed off today because I had the accident.
[00:01:46]  Yeah, it's all right.
[00:01:46]  We'll get it back.
[00:01:48]  But you should put up a poll to see whether or not your followers think you should shave it all off or keep the Hitler.
[00:01:55]  Oh, keep the Hitler.
[00:01:56]  And making a whole phenomenon explaining how I'm the anti-Hitler.
[00:02:00]  But I draw attention to how Hitler is actually bad.
[00:02:03]  A lot of people think he's good now.
[00:02:04]  We'll see.
[00:02:05]  So I'm taking back the stash.
[00:02:07]  I think you should take it back.

=== Ultimate Life Force (01:14) ===

[00:02:08]  If anybody can take it back, it's Alex Jones.
[00:02:10]  Wait a minute.
[00:02:12]  We no longer know with the Hitler he knows the Jones.
[00:02:14]  Ooh, the Jones.
[00:02:16]  I like it.
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[00:03:02]  Fentanyl, the dragon, left China and flew to hang out with Alex and try something new.
[00:03:08]  He landed in Texas, they barbecued steaks.
[00:03:11]  And after they ate, they cleaned the dishes and plates.
[00:03:14]  Alex jumped on his back and they flew to the store to get some supplements that you can't ignore.
[00:03:20]  He got ultimate life force and methylene blue.