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| Remember when Democrats were appalled by these supposed related heinous attacks by the GOP? | |
| I'm really honored and I'm really proud that I was able to do something that nobody else could do. | |
| I'm really happy about it. | |
| And now experts will check it and everybody will go over it and I hope everything's going to be perfect. | |
| And by the way, if you remember, from day one, I said I hope he gives his certificate because I don't want this issue. | |
| Let me tell you about Reid Hayes, a man with 40 years, since 1974, 40-plus years, a court-recognized expert, a document examiner. | |
| Mr. Hayes told me right off the bat, I'm an Obama supporter. | |
| I voted for him twice. | |
| What I had said to him was, Reid, I am not asking you to hurt the President of the United States. | |
| I'm asking you to take a look at this document and clear it and tell me there's nothing wrong with it. | |
| And when he called me back, he told me, Mike, I can't clear this. | |
| there's something wrong with it. | |
| That's the biggest pile of dogmas I've heard in ages. | |
| The question is, there's something on his birth certificate that he doesn't want to show. | |
| It's not because he's black. | |
| The time you were born has nothing to do with it. | |
| Because I've never heard any white president ask to be shown the birth certificate. | |
| When you become a president, I'll be talking to him. | |
| You know that he's American. | |
| I'll say that's BS. | |
| Now that the political tables have turned, not only are the liberals going for the jugular, they have also managed to add an immoral perversion to their onslaught. | |
| Oh, Ivanka's going to be our saving grace. | |
| You know, when he's about to nuke Finland or something. | |
| She's going to walk into the bedroom and, you know, Daddy. | |
| Daddy. | |
| Don't do it, Daddy. | |
| Is that how you see Ivanka? | |
| No. | |
| One thing we did on this show for a while was trying to... | |
| Show red flags about Donald Trump. | |
| And I love one of yours I did not think of, which is that he doesn't drink. | |
| You don't have to abuse alcohol in the way that I do, but I would appreciate people experimenting with drugs, hallucinogens, alcohol. | |
| Loosen up a bit. | |
| Otherwise, there's a control factor that I don't trust. | |
| And that's what creates a despot or somebody like a Donald Trump. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| You know, and it's untrustworthy. | |
| I couldn't agree more. | |
| I never trust people who can't get high. | |
| Have you ever had sex with a Republican? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know, I don't get their names. | |
| But what I'm interested in, oh, this is Ivanka Trump, and I had to go shake, and I go, I just can't. | |
| I can't with you. | |
| I'm going to ask you about the New York Times. | |
| They ran a front page article this Sunday about your father and the treatment of women. | |
| Did you read it? | |
| I did, and I found it to be pretty disturbing based on the facts as I know them. | |
| And obviously, I very much know them, both in the capacity as a daughter and in the capacity as an executive who's worked alongside of him at this company for over a decade. | |
| Colbert, it's on DrudgeReport.com, Red Linked, has made a homophobic slur at President Trump. | |
| I don't think it's homophobic. | |
| but people have the right to be critical, whoever they want, to sit there and call somebody You know what, sucker? | |
| I mean, that's just a point of saying there's somebody that's subservient. | |
| It doesn't mean male or female. | |
| But he called Trump Vladimir Putin's bleep holster. | |
| Arrogant Hollywood filth are a product of the hubris that crept in while Obama charmed his base in a partisan darkroom. | |
| But now the lights have been turned on and the roaches are scurrying in every direction. | |
| Let's go to David in Florida. | |
| David in Florida, you're on the air. | |
| Great. | |
| Hey, thank you so much. | |
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