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| And if you think that's bad, don't worry. | |
| Al-Qaeda chief Amman al-Zawahiri is taking credit for the Arab Spring all over the Middle East. | |
| The rebellions, the overthrows of old Western dictators. | |
| And you know, that's got to warm your heart a little bit. | |
| The known CIA operative along with Amir al-Awlaki, who died secretly at the Pentagon. | |
| Just listen to that music. | |
| They've been given Libya now and missiles and billions of dollars, and they're taking credit for the Arab Spring that the West has been supporting. | |
| Come on! | |
| Come on! | |
| China's gonna let you dress up like Mary Poppins? | |
| No. | |
| China's gonna shoot you in the back of the head and blow your brains all over the place. | |
| Little stupid commie. | |
| All right, I'm done. | |
| I'm done. | |
| I'm done with them for now. | |
| These people, they are attacking our system and they have no idea what the rest of the world is like. | |
| God forgive them, they don't know what they're doing. | |
| Okay, okay, this is going too long here. | |
| I mean, it's kind of like if you have to bathe in a port-a-potty, and you open up one that's totally full, and one's only half full, it's like, well, I'll bathe in the Herman Cain. | |
| I mean, when it comes to bathing, and you don't want to bathe in 500 turds, or 200. | |
| I mean, I'm sorry to get gross here, but that's what it comes down to. | |
| That's right. | |
| That's very funny, dude. | |
| He's got 999 droppings. | |
| Well, I know he's got one there in his hand. | |
| He's like, come on over here, vampire. | |
| Come on over here and suck my blood. | |
| She's like, I will, don't worry. | |
| When they turn the lights out, I'm going to light your ass up. | |
| Man, I'm telling you. | |
| I mean, people are like, it's Ann Coulter. | |
| And I turned, there's all these SWAT teams and troops right outside the checkpoint. | |
| And I was like, is that? | |
| She could hardly walk. | |
| It was like a zombie. | |
| It was like... | |
| I swear, through the strength of this picture, you guys think I'm joking! | |
| This actually happened, Ann Coulter literally is like, giant knees and elbows. | |
| She's like, ah, brains, ah! | |
| Alright, I'm sorry. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna stop right there. | |
| He pits his strength, his courage, and his fabulous sun sword against the forces of evil. | |
| Look at the evil. | |
| I mean, Everywhere this is decried. | |
| Republicans, Democrats, mainline media, they hate it. | |
| Here's some pizza, here's some money. | |
| He's the nice guy. | |
| He's the nice guy. | |
| And he's like, let me come here, let me tell you, it's like, get out of here right now, you know. | |
| Exactly. | |
| But here's some pizza, here's a little money. | |
| He can do that to me if he wants. | |
| Get out of here, get out of here. | |
| You're a good guy. | |
| Let me tell you, you know, we don't want you to be in the river. | |
| I got one that can see. | |
| We should have that clip where I got one that can see. | |
| Get in there and deal with him right now. | |
| He was looking at you with that predatory scanning. | |
| Control. | |
| Manipulate scientific data. | |
| Takeover. | |
| Blast. | |
| Control. | |
| World government. | |
| Shut down infrastructure. | |
| Ship everything to China. | |
| He's just... Look at this person. | |
| And you're like, I can see. | |
| And he's like, whoa! | |
| Whoa! | |
| No! | |
| A red alert! | |
| Red alert! | |
| Humanity will crush you! | |
| I love it! | |
| They're weak! | |
| And the minute we reveal them, their destruction begins! | |
| Parasites will be crushed! | |
| I can taste your weakness! |
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