Special Reports & Tweets - 20111103_SpecialReport-2_Alex
Aired: 2011-11-03
Duration: 03:56


=== Come On Over Here (03:53) ===

[00:00:03]  And if you think that's bad, don't worry.
[00:00:07]  Al-Qaeda chief Amman al-Zawahiri is taking credit for the Arab Spring all over the Middle East.
[00:00:15]  The rebellions, the overthrows of old Western dictators.
[00:00:20]  And you know, that's got to warm your heart a little bit.
[00:00:23]  The known CIA operative along with Amir al-Awlaki, who died secretly at the Pentagon.
[00:00:29]  Just listen to that music.
[00:00:31]  They've been given Libya now and missiles and billions of dollars, and they're taking credit for the Arab Spring that the West has been supporting.
[00:00:42]  Come on!
[00:00:44]  Come on!
[00:00:45]  China's gonna let you dress up like Mary Poppins?
[00:00:51]  No.
[00:00:52]  China's gonna shoot you in the back of the head and blow your brains all over the place.
[00:00:56]  Little stupid commie.
[00:00:58]  All right, I'm done.
[00:00:58]  I'm done.
[00:00:59]  I'm done with them for now.
[00:01:01]  These people, they are attacking our system and they have no idea what the rest of the world is like.
[00:01:05]  God forgive them, they don't know what they're doing.
[00:01:08]  Okay, okay, this is going too long here.
[00:01:09]  I mean, it's kind of like if you have to bathe in a port-a-potty, and you open up one that's totally full, and one's only half full, it's like, well, I'll bathe in the Herman Cain.
[00:01:19]  I mean, when it comes to bathing, and you don't want to bathe in 500 turds, or 200.
[00:01:26]  I mean, I'm sorry to get gross here, but that's what it comes down to.
[00:01:31]  That's right.
[00:01:32]  That's very funny, dude.
[00:01:35]  He's got 999 droppings.
[00:01:38]  Well, I know he's got one there in his hand.
[00:01:40]  He's like, come on over here, vampire.
[00:01:42]  Come on over here and suck my blood.
[00:01:44]  She's like, I will, don't worry.
[00:01:45]  When they turn the lights out, I'm going to light your ass up.
[00:01:49]  Man, I'm telling you.
[00:01:51]  I mean, people are like, it's Ann Coulter.
[00:01:53]  And I turned, there's all these SWAT teams and troops right outside the checkpoint.
[00:01:58]  And I was like, is that?
[00:02:00]  She could hardly walk.
[00:02:00]  It was like a zombie.
[00:02:01]  It was like...
[00:02:05]  I swear, through the strength of this picture, you guys think I'm joking!
[00:02:10]  This actually happened, Ann Coulter literally is like, giant knees and elbows.
[00:02:14]  She's like, ah, brains, ah!
[00:02:16]  Alright, I'm sorry.
[00:02:19]  Okay.
[00:02:19]  Alright, I'm gonna stop right there.
[00:02:23]  He pits his strength, his courage, and his fabulous sun sword against the forces of evil.
[00:02:32]  Look at the evil.
[00:02:34]  I mean, Everywhere this is decried.
[00:02:39]  Republicans, Democrats, mainline media, they hate it.
[00:02:43]  Here's some pizza, here's some money.
[00:02:44]  He's the nice guy.
[00:02:46]  He's the nice guy.
[00:02:46]  And he's like, let me come here, let me tell you, it's like, get out of here right now, you know.
[00:02:53]  Exactly.
[00:02:54]  But here's some pizza, here's a little money.
[00:02:56]  He can do that to me if he wants.
[00:02:57]  Get out of here, get out of here.
[00:03:00]  You're a good guy.
[00:03:01]  Let me tell you, you know, we don't want you to be in the river.
[00:03:05]  I got one that can see.
[00:03:06]  We should have that clip where I got one that can see.
[00:03:10]  Get in there and deal with him right now.
[00:03:12]  He was looking at you with that predatory scanning.
[00:03:15]  Control.
[00:03:17]  Manipulate scientific data.
[00:03:19]  Takeover.
[00:03:19]  Blast.
[00:03:20]  Control.
[00:03:20]  World government.
[00:03:21]  Shut down infrastructure.
[00:03:23]  Ship everything to China.
[00:03:25]  He's just... Look at this person.
[00:03:28]  And you're like, I can see.
[00:03:29]  And he's like, whoa!
[00:03:30]  Whoa!
[00:03:34]  No!
[00:03:34]  A red alert!
[00:03:36]  Red alert!
[00:03:40]  Humanity will crush you!
[00:03:41]  I love it!
[00:03:47]  They're weak!
[00:03:49]  And the minute we reveal them, their destruction begins!
[00:03:53]  Parasites will be crushed!
[00:03:55]  I can taste your weakness!