Okay, maybe finishing high school is just a bridge too far, even though it's been dumbed down to the point where a retarded dolphin could pass it, but maybe finishing high school is just a little bit on the that's the evil can evil going over the Grand Canyon using a tricycle, okay fine.
Maybe you can't keep it in your pants and you're just gonna have babies outside of wedlock, even though it's shitty for the babies, shitty for the children, shitty for society, fine.
And maybe getting and holding a job is just.
Oh, you know, it's tough getting up in the morning, there was a good show on last night, and, you know, the boss can be like mean and stuff.
Okay, but, but,'cause you're poor, can you at least not be obese?
Can you do at least that,'cause then you're really expensive in terms of healthcare, and you are driving up the cost of healthcare for everyone else and other people who, who, whether they're poor or rich, are at least walking around and not stuffing their faces like cocaine to pigs?
Maybe, well, for sure, for certain, what you're doing, of course, is you're denying health care to other people.
Because, you know, it's a funny thing.
In reality, you can't be in two places at the same time, hence the alibi, which so many of you need.
But also, doctors can't be treating two patients at the same time, and surgeons can't be doing two operations at the the same time so every ounce of medical resource that you hoover into your toffee sticky faces is something that is not available to anyone else.
So you kind of getting people killed, because you can't seem to stop eating, and apparently you're not so poor that you're slender.
So society as a whole has bent itself backwards, broken the search for life in the universe.
put aside countless advancements, innovations, technologies, and healthcare.
In order to help you, the poor, not become poor.
See, that was kind of the deal.
We give you money and you try to stop being poor.
Stop having a bunch of babies outside of wedlock.
Stop not having jobs.
Stop being obese.
Exercise a little.
It's free.
Just walk around.
Even if it's in your own house.
Or apartment.
And in return for us giving you trillions and trillions and trillions of dollars.
At gunpoint, I might add.
Can you try not to be poor?
Just just a little bit?
You know, if you're a smoker, you can't get certain surgeries if you keep smoking.
If you want hernia surgeries, particularly of the shoulder type, they require you not to be obese, otherwise they're not going to operate on you.