Okay, maybe finishing high school is just a bridge too far, even though it's been dumped down to the point where a retarded dolphin could pass it.
But maybe finishing high school is just a little bit on the that's an evil knieva going over the Grand Canyon using a tricycle.
Okay, fine.
Maybe you can't keep it in your pants and you're just gonna have babies outside of wedlock, even though it's shitty for the babies, shitty for the children, shitty for society, fine.
And maybe getting and holding a job is just, oh, you know, it's tough getting up in the morning.
There was a good show on last night.
And, you know, the boss can be like mean and stuff.
Okay.
But because you're poor, can you at least not be obese?
Can you do at least that?
Because then you're really expensive in terms of healthcare.
And you are driving up the cost of healthcare for everyone else.
And other people who, whether they're poor or rich, are at least walking around and not stuffing their faces like cocaine to pigs.
Maybe, well, for sure, for certain, what you're doing, of course, is you are denying healthcare to other people.
Because, you know, it's a funny thing in reality.
You can't be in two places at the same time, hence the alibi, which so many of you need.
But also, doctors can't be treating two patients at the same time, and surgeons can't be doing two operations at the same time.
So every ounce of medical resource that you hoover into your toffee sticky faces is something that is not available for anyone else.
So you're kind of getting people killed because you can't seem to stop eating.
And apparently, you're not so poor that you're slender.
So society as a whole has bent itself backwards, broken the search for life in the universe, put aside countless advancements, innovations, technologies, and healthcare in order to help you, the poor, not become poor.
See, that was kind of the deal.
We give you money and you try to stop being poor.
Stop having a bunch of babies outside of wedlock.
Stop not having jobs.
Stop being obese.
Exercise a little.
It's free.
Just walk around.
Even if it's in your own house or apartment.
And in return for us giving you trillions and trillions and trillions of dollars, at gunpoint, I might add.
Can you try not to be poor?
Just a little bit.
You know, if you're a smoker, you can't get certain surgeries if you keep smoking.
If you want hernia surgeries, particularly of the shoulders kind, they require you to not be obese, otherwise they're not going to operate on you.