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One Shot Wonder
00:14:38
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| Okay, so I'm not, you know, I'm not going to say I'm proud of this, but I've been getting back a little bit into Twitch shooters. | |
| This is the Unreal Tournament 4. | |
| It was a game that was under development. | |
| I think it's been, it's abandonware now because I think Fortnite came out or something like that. | |
| So anyway, so the point is that it's a fun kind of Twitchy shooter and easy is too easy. | |
| I've not tried hard. | |
| Medium seems virtually impossible. | |
| It's not exactly because I'm aging out, but it's not the opposite of that either, so... We're gonna try... Wait, what do we want to try here? | |
| What should we try? | |
| I think we did complete that one, right? | |
| Let's try that one again. | |
| Alright. | |
| So, it's a twitchy game, it's kind of a fun game, and I have some history in it. | |
| Yeah, it's just the people I'm fighting against. | |
| And we'll take that volume down just a smidge. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm not super familiar with the map, lots of excuses, so and so. | |
| It's really important to know when to run away. | |
| And... | |
| And also you want to try and pick up the bodies as best you can. | |
| They are crazy with that gun. | |
| Oh my god... | |
| So... Never be afraid to pick up the wounded. | |
| Ah, death it is. | |
| And, let's see... There's a spot I can never find. | |
| That is... Ooh, we don't want that. | |
| We really don't want that. | |
| Okay, so this is a flak cannon I like. | |
| Oh, I thought I had him. | |
| Maybe... He must have had bonus health. | |
| Yeah, that's it. | |
| No other possible reason. | |
| Okay, you want to stay away from everyone until you get a weapon. | |
| Ah, here's the spot I like. | |
| like You do seem to have a bit of a targeting thing here. | |
| What the heck is that? | |
| Ow! | |
| He arises. | |
| I'm doing second so that's not too bad. | |
| Okay we can live with that. | |
| I play... Oops! | |
| Whoa. | |
| Okay, we're not doing too bad. | |
| Ah! | |
| I missed. | |
| You miss once and you're toast, right? | |
| Little outdoor area. | |
| That is the sound of somebody... Oh, that's kind of a useless weapon. | |
| I just shoot at the red. | |
| Shoot at the red. | |
| Like... This is a bad spread damage weapon. | |
| Like Joseph McCarthy. | |
| He shooted the red. | |
| Actually, it's kinda nice playing with headphones. | |
| I'm not the best. | |
| That's the way to do it. | |
| Oh Oh, he just dropped out of nowhere. | |
| Alright, let's see if we can get back to that spot. | |
| Now these are, of course, just bots. | |
| Wait, did I get him there? | |
| I don't know what happened there. | |
| Ooh, that is not a healthy amount of health. | |
| There you go, like one little shot, right? | |
| How am I doing there? | |
| Ah, we're tied for the beginning. | |
| Oh, bad. | |
| Bad place to arise. | |
| There's really not much to do with these... | |
| Oh, we like the rocket launcher. | |
| But it doesn't go around corners. | |
| Thanks for watching! | |
| Okay, we want to stay. That guy's got, like, super damage. | |
| Okay, time to run away. | |
| He who fights and runs away lives to be slaughtered another day. | |
| But you don't want to stay out of that. | |
| It's fine if they're shooting at each other, right? | |
| Ooh, I'll take that health. | |
| I did not earn that at all. | |
| Ah, picking off the wounded. | |
| That's what we like to see. | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh my gosh, how did he take so long to... Oh! | |
| Ouch! | |
| around the corner he goes. | |
| That's a bad idea man. | |
| He's got a better weapon. | |
| That was not good. | |
| Not ideal. | |
| Now why am I... oh, because... alright. | |
| We'll take that and... oh, we have health. | |
| That's unusual. | |
| Oh! | |
| Yeah, see, that goo gun is crazy for these guys. | |
| Oh, and he had... I'm still first. | |
| He had super duper health. | |
| I do not deserve anything that I'm getting. | |
| Oh, that's the worst thing right there. | |
| You run out of your... You run out of weapon. | |
| This goo gun is completely useless. | |
| So what am I up? | |
| I've got 26. | |
| So I'm not doing too badly. | |
| I can't even tell you how long it took for me to get this good because I haven't played | |
| these kinds of games in quite a while. | |
| Okay, we're just going to hide out from that guy because that's no good. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, so somewhere up here, there is in fact... Oh god, get away from him. | |
| There's a damage multiplier, but I don't honestly know where it is. | |
| So, uh, because of that, I, uh, am a little hobbled in the game. | |
| Cheap? | |
| We'll take it. | |
| Sometimes you can get guys. | |
| Oh, death it is. | |
| Alright, what's down here? | |
| Let's get away. | |
| Oh, I like this. | |
| This little spot is the cheap place for a couple of kills. | |
| See, there's one, right? | |
| shoot shoot blind. Oh someone behind. | |
| Oh, you know what? | |
| I deserve that for all those cheap kills. | |
| I'm not gonna argue with that. | |
| Oh, I also deserve that. | |
| I have won the match! | |
| Yay! | |
| Least deaths with 20. | |
| Okay, I can live with that. | |
| And look at that. | |
| It's almost like looking into a mirror if I was an HVAC worker. | |
| So, I'm not gonna say that this is like some massive philosophy thing, but it is kind of fun. | |
| And should we try one more? | |
| Where I'm not as good. | |
| Yeah, why not. | |
| Alright. | |
| All right, when does it end here? | |
| Do I go back someplace? | |
| Yeah, I think we do. | |
| Okay, so we go back here. | |
| Yes, and single player challenge. | |
| This map I have some trouble with. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Okay, so let's not do that. | |
| Blitz in Meltdown. | |
| What the heck is that? | |
| Blitz in Low. | |
| Team Deathmatch. | |
| Should we try that? | |
| Let's try Team Deathmatch. | |
| Team Deathmatch, also known as Oh, there it is! | |
| I didn't even know how to get there. | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, uh, we are... Wait, where the heck am I? | |
| Who has my color? | |
| That was very bad. | |
| I did not deserve that at all. | |
| Alright, let's stay here. | |
| Uh, bot's gonna need some help. | |
| Oh, no way. | |
| Not gonna make that. | |
| Okay, I didn't even know how to get up there. | |
| I actually do kind of like that weapon, but it's not very good. | |
| But he got close here. | |
| There's a little overheating thing that goes on in here, too. | |
| What the heck? | |
| A little tangled. | |
| A little tangled. | |
| Too many vectors to process. | |
| Yeah, this is not a bad long... Oh, there we go. | |
| Here's my sneak area. | |
| I like it, it's got these little numbers that come up, right? | |
| Alright. | |
| Am I going to be able to get any more rockets? | |
| No. | |
| How are we doing? | |
| Red is kind of kicking our butt here, right? | |
| Yes, yes, your name is death and that's very handy for you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, you can see through walls, I guess. | |
| I guess my dudes are not particularly powerful. | |
| I'm gonna kill a mermaid! | |
| that's got a nice like lobbing kind of thing oh | |
| Killer six. | |
| Okay, I'll take that. | |
| What have I got left here? | |
| This is kind of twitchy. | |
| Get away, get away. | |
| Oh! | |
| Oh. | |
| I got killed by a blue ball. | |
| Just like a teenager. | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh, that's cool. | |
| Little sounds. | |
| Oh. | |
| A little cheap. | |
| Aw, aren't you tricky. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| I guess we're back to having rockets, alright. | |
| Oh, well I guess I got a little over-focused. | |
| He did. | |
| I need backup. | |
| Didn't I get something here? | |
| No, that's bad. | |
| And of course, every time you die, that's bad too, right? | |
| right because it helps their score. | |
| This is a bit of a round the corner one. | |
| Oh, I really, really did walk into that. | |
| So that is not ideal. | |
| Oh, I think that just leads me down to some health thing. | |
| Still don't know how to get that damage multiplier. | |
| Which would be good to know how to get. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
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Double Kill Mystery
00:03:56
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| No way. | |
| I didn't double kill from this, did I? | |
| Okay, stay away from the goo. | |
| Shoot at everything that moves. | |
| Oh, I really got turned around there. | |
| Alright, can we get there? | |
| I think we might be able to. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, so cheap. | |
| Oh, bad ti- I hate that weapon switching man. | |
| And that is tough. | |
| Could it be? | |
| Could it be? | |
| And that thing is unfortunately Here's my favorite tube of death | |
| Okay, we'll take that Now I don't exactly know how... | |
| I don't know how that guide thing works. | |
| Okay, let's get ourselves a little bit of health here. | |
| Double kill. | |
| I don't even know what happened there but... | |
| Okay, what are we doing here? | |
| Oh, we're still a little bit ahead here. | |
| I should have gone to get the, uh... Get away from that sound. | |
| Oh, that was bad. | |
| That was bad. | |
| They're ahead now, aren't they? | |
| Yes, they are. | |
| Alright, let's see if we can go into our tube of death here. | |
| Uh, king of splash damage. | |
| Whoa, where's my... Dammit, I nuked her. | |
| 85 to 81. | |
| Oh man, we're not gonna make it. | |
| 85 to 81. | |
| Oh man! We're not gonna make it. What have we got? 40 seconds. | |
| Alright, let's see if we can load up a little here. | |
| Oh, see? | |
| It had a target and then it stopped having a target. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| Oh, but it is not going to be. | |
| I'm just hoping to pick off some wounded here. | |
| But no, I just gave them a victory. | |
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Unreal Tournament 4 Fun
00:00:36
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| Anyway, so yeah, it's a fun game. | |
| You can actually get it. | |
| I'll put the link in below, and maybe we can do some online stuff. | |
| There's lots of different sort of game modes and all of that, but hard to kill. | |
| Least deaths was 16. | |
| So how did I do here? | |
| 25 to 26. | |
| So I was close to the top, but the rest of my team sucked chunks. | |
| So yeah, it's a fun game. | |
| Unreal Tournament 4, it's called. | |
| And it's, again, largely abandonware, but it's a lot of fun to play. | |
| And I think they did a pretty good job of making it all happen. | |
| Yeah, that's my game. | |
| I hope that you will try it out and let me know and we'll see if we can maybe have a game together. | |