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July 1, 2024 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
19:13
UNREAL STEFINATOR DEATHKOMBAT!
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Okay, so I'm not, you know, I'm not going to say I'm proud of this, but I've been getting back a little bit into Twitch shooters.
This is the Unreal Tournament 4.
It was a game that was under development.
I think it's been, it's abandonware now because I think Fortnite came out or something like that.
So anyway, so the point is that it's a fun kind of Twitchy shooter and easy is too easy.
I've not tried hard.
Medium seems virtually impossible.
It's not exactly because I'm aging out, but it's not the opposite of that either, so... We're gonna try... Wait, what do we want to try here?
What should we try?
I think we did complete that one, right?
Let's try that one again.
Alright.
So, it's a twitchy game, it's kind of a fun game, and I have some history in it.
Yeah, it's just the people I'm fighting against.
And we'll take that volume down just a smidge.
Okay.
I'm not super familiar with the map, lots of excuses, so and so.
It's really important to know when to run away.
And...
And also you want to try and pick up the bodies as best you can.
They are crazy with that gun.
Oh my god...
So... Never be afraid to pick up the wounded.
Ah, death it is.
And, let's see... There's a spot I can never find.
That is... Ooh, we don't want that.
We really don't want that.
Okay, so this is a flak cannon I like.
Oh, I thought I had him.
Maybe... He must have had bonus health.
Yeah, that's it.
No other possible reason.
Okay, you want to stay away from everyone until you get a weapon.
Ah, here's the spot I like.
like You do seem to have a bit of a targeting thing here.
What the heck is that?
Ow!
He arises.
I'm doing second so that's not too bad.
Okay we can live with that.
I play... Oops!
Whoa.
Okay, we're not doing too bad.
Ah!
I missed.
You miss once and you're toast, right?
Little outdoor area.
That is the sound of somebody... Oh, that's kind of a useless weapon.
I just shoot at the red.
Shoot at the red.
Like... This is a bad spread damage weapon.
Like Joseph McCarthy.
He shooted the red.
Actually, it's kinda nice playing with headphones.
I'm not the best.
That's the way to do it.
Oh Oh, he just dropped out of nowhere.
Alright, let's see if we can get back to that spot.
Now these are, of course, just bots.
Wait, did I get him there?
I don't know what happened there.
Ooh, that is not a healthy amount of health.
There you go, like one little shot, right?
How am I doing there?
Ah, we're tied for the beginning.
Oh, bad.
Bad place to arise.
There's really not much to do with these...
Oh, we like the rocket launcher.
But it doesn't go around corners.
Thanks for watching!
Okay, we want to stay. That guy's got, like, super damage.
Okay, time to run away.
He who fights and runs away lives to be slaughtered another day.
But you don't want to stay out of that.
It's fine if they're shooting at each other, right?
Ooh, I'll take that health.
I did not earn that at all.
Ah, picking off the wounded.
That's what we like to see.
Alright.
Oh my gosh, how did he take so long to... Oh!
Ouch!
around the corner he goes.
That's a bad idea man.
He's got a better weapon.
That was not good.
Not ideal.
Now why am I... oh, because... alright.
We'll take that and... oh, we have health.
That's unusual.
Oh!
Yeah, see, that goo gun is crazy for these guys.
Oh, and he had... I'm still first.
He had super duper health.
I do not deserve anything that I'm getting.
Oh, that's the worst thing right there.
You run out of your... You run out of weapon.
This goo gun is completely useless.
So what am I up?
I've got 26.
So I'm not doing too badly.
I can't even tell you how long it took for me to get this good because I haven't played
these kinds of games in quite a while.
Okay, we're just going to hide out from that guy because that's no good.
Okay.
Okay, so somewhere up here, there is in fact... Oh god, get away from him.
There's a damage multiplier, but I don't honestly know where it is.
So, uh, because of that, I, uh, am a little hobbled in the game.
Cheap?
We'll take it.
Sometimes you can get guys.
Oh, death it is.
Alright, what's down here?
Let's get away.
Oh, I like this.
This little spot is the cheap place for a couple of kills.
See, there's one, right?
shoot shoot blind. Oh someone behind.
Oh, you know what?
I deserve that for all those cheap kills.
I'm not gonna argue with that.
Oh, I also deserve that.
I have won the match!
Yay!
Least deaths with 20.
Okay, I can live with that.
And look at that.
It's almost like looking into a mirror if I was an HVAC worker.
So, I'm not gonna say that this is like some massive philosophy thing, but it is kind of fun.
And should we try one more?
Where I'm not as good.
Yeah, why not.
Alright.
All right, when does it end here?
Do I go back someplace?
Yeah, I think we do.
Okay, so we go back here.
Yes, and single player challenge.
This map I have some trouble with.
Oh, no.
Okay, so let's not do that.
Blitz in Meltdown.
What the heck is that?
Blitz in Low.
Team Deathmatch.
Should we try that?
Let's try Team Deathmatch.
Team Deathmatch, also known as Oh, there it is!
I didn't even know how to get there.
Alright.
Oh.
Okay.
So, uh, we are... Wait, where the heck am I?
Who has my color?
That was very bad.
I did not deserve that at all.
Alright, let's stay here.
Uh, bot's gonna need some help.
Oh, no way.
Not gonna make that.
Okay, I didn't even know how to get up there.
I actually do kind of like that weapon, but it's not very good.
But he got close here.
There's a little overheating thing that goes on in here, too.
What the heck?
A little tangled.
A little tangled.
Too many vectors to process.
Yeah, this is not a bad long... Oh, there we go.
Here's my sneak area.
I like it, it's got these little numbers that come up, right?
Alright.
Am I going to be able to get any more rockets?
No.
How are we doing?
Red is kind of kicking our butt here, right?
Yes, yes, your name is death and that's very handy for you.
Thank you.
Oh.
Oh, you can see through walls, I guess.
I guess my dudes are not particularly powerful.
I'm gonna kill a mermaid!
that's got a nice like lobbing kind of thing oh
Killer six.
Okay, I'll take that.
What have I got left here?
This is kind of twitchy.
Get away, get away.
Oh!
Oh.
I got killed by a blue ball.
Just like a teenager.
Alright.
Oh, that's cool.
Little sounds.
Oh.
A little cheap.
Aw, aren't you tricky.
Oh my god!
I guess we're back to having rockets, alright.
Oh, well I guess I got a little over-focused.
He did.
I need backup.
Didn't I get something here?
No, that's bad.
And of course, every time you die, that's bad too, right?
right because it helps their score.
This is a bit of a round the corner one.
Oh, I really, really did walk into that.
So that is not ideal.
Oh, I think that just leads me down to some health thing.
Still don't know how to get that damage multiplier.
Which would be good to know how to get.
Oh, okay.
No way.
I didn't double kill from this, did I?
Okay, stay away from the goo.
Shoot at everything that moves.
Oh, I really got turned around there.
Alright, can we get there?
I think we might be able to.
Okay.
Oh, so cheap.
Oh, bad ti- I hate that weapon switching man.
And that is tough.
Could it be?
Could it be?
And that thing is unfortunately Here's my favorite tube of death
Okay, we'll take that Now I don't exactly know how...
I don't know how that guide thing works.
Okay, let's get ourselves a little bit of health here.
Double kill.
I don't even know what happened there but...
Okay, what are we doing here?
Oh, we're still a little bit ahead here.
I should have gone to get the, uh... Get away from that sound.
Oh, that was bad.
That was bad.
They're ahead now, aren't they?
Yes, they are.
Alright, let's see if we can go into our tube of death here.
Uh, king of splash damage.
Whoa, where's my... Dammit, I nuked her.
85 to 81.
Oh man, we're not gonna make it.
85 to 81.
Oh man! We're not gonna make it. What have we got? 40 seconds.
Alright, let's see if we can load up a little here.
Oh, see?
It had a target and then it stopped having a target.
I don't know why.
Oh, but it is not going to be.
I'm just hoping to pick off some wounded here.
But no, I just gave them a victory.
Anyway, so yeah, it's a fun game.
You can actually get it.
I'll put the link in below, and maybe we can do some online stuff.
There's lots of different sort of game modes and all of that, but hard to kill.
Least deaths was 16.
So how did I do here?
25 to 26.
So I was close to the top, but the rest of my team sucked chunks.
So yeah, it's a fun game.
Unreal Tournament 4, it's called.
And it's, again, largely abandonware, but it's a lot of fun to play.
And I think they did a pretty good job of making it all happen.
Yeah, that's my game.
I hope that you will try it out and let me know and we'll see if we can maybe have a game together.
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