Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux - UNREAL STEFINATOR DEATHKOMBAT!
Aired: 2024-07-01
Duration: 19:13


=== One Shot Wonder (14:38) ===

[00:00:01]  Okay, so I'm not, you know, I'm not going to say I'm proud of this, but I've been getting back a little bit into Twitch shooters.
[00:00:08]  This is the Unreal Tournament 4.
[00:00:13]  It was a game that was under development.
[00:00:15]  I think it's been, it's abandonware now because I think Fortnite came out or something like that.
[00:00:20]  So anyway, so the point is that it's a fun kind of Twitchy shooter and easy is too easy.
[00:00:27]  I've not tried hard.
[00:00:28]  Medium seems virtually impossible.
[00:00:30]  It's not exactly because I'm aging out, but it's not the opposite of that either, so... We're gonna try... Wait, what do we want to try here?
[00:00:42]  What should we try?
[00:00:47]  I think we did complete that one, right?
[00:00:53]  Let's try that one again.
[00:00:54]  Alright.
[00:00:55]  So, it's a twitchy game, it's kind of a fun game, and I have some history in it.
[00:01:05]  Yeah, it's just the people I'm fighting against.
[00:01:09]  And we'll take that volume down just a smidge.
[00:01:13]  Okay.
[00:01:14]  I'm not super familiar with the map, lots of excuses, so and so.
[00:01:21]  It's really important to know when to run away.
[00:01:28]  And...
[00:01:29]  And also you want to try and pick up the bodies as best you can.
[00:01:42]  They are crazy with that gun.
[00:01:43]  Oh my god...
[00:01:45]  So... Never be afraid to pick up the wounded.
[00:01:54]  Ah, death it is.
[00:01:57]  And, let's see... There's a spot I can never find.
[00:02:05]  That is... Ooh, we don't want that.
[00:02:08]  We really don't want that.
[00:02:09]  Okay, so this is a flak cannon I like.
[00:02:12]  Oh, I thought I had him.
[00:02:18]  Maybe... He must have had bonus health.
[00:02:20]  Yeah, that's it.
[00:02:22]  No other possible reason.
[00:02:23]  Okay, you want to stay away from everyone until you get a weapon.
[00:02:26]  Ah, here's the spot I like.
[00:02:27]  like You do seem to have a bit of a targeting thing here.
[00:02:41]  What the heck is that?
[00:02:43]  Ow!
[00:02:44]  He arises.
[00:02:44]  I'm doing second so that's not too bad.
[00:02:51]  Okay we can live with that.
[00:03:00]  I play... Oops!
[00:03:01]  Whoa.
[00:03:05]  Okay, we're not doing too bad.
[00:03:11]  Ah!
[00:03:12]  I missed.
[00:03:13]  You miss once and you're toast, right?
[00:03:15]  Little outdoor area.
[00:03:18]  That is the sound of somebody... Oh, that's kind of a useless weapon.
[00:03:25]  I just shoot at the red.
[00:03:26]  Shoot at the red.
[00:03:27]  Like... This is a bad spread damage weapon.
[00:03:37]  Like Joseph McCarthy.
[00:03:37]  He shooted the red.
[00:03:38]  Actually, it's kinda nice playing with headphones.
[00:03:49]  I'm not the best.
[00:03:50]  That's the way to do it.
[00:03:52]  Oh Oh, he just dropped out of nowhere.
[00:03:57]  Alright, let's see if we can get back to that spot.
[00:04:00]  Now these are, of course, just bots.
[00:04:05]  Wait, did I get him there?
[00:04:07]  I don't know what happened there.
[00:04:12]  Ooh, that is not a healthy amount of health.
[00:04:14]  There you go, like one little shot, right?
[00:04:15]  How am I doing there?
[00:04:16]  Ah, we're tied for the beginning.
[00:04:18]  Oh, bad.
[00:04:19]  Bad place to arise.
[00:04:23]  There's really not much to do with these...
[00:04:28]  Oh, we like the rocket launcher.
[00:04:30]  But it doesn't go around corners.
[00:04:37]  Thanks for watching!
[00:04:45]  Okay, we want to stay. That guy's got, like, super damage.
[00:04:48]  Okay, time to run away.
[00:04:58]  He who fights and runs away lives to be slaughtered another day.
[00:05:02]  But you don't want to stay out of that.
[00:05:09]  It's fine if they're shooting at each other, right?
[00:05:14]  Ooh, I'll take that health.
[00:05:18]  I did not earn that at all.
[00:05:25]  Ah, picking off the wounded.
[00:05:46]  That's what we like to see.
[00:05:50]  Alright.
[00:05:54]  Oh my gosh, how did he take so long to... Oh!
[00:05:57]  Ouch!
[00:05:57]  around the corner he goes.
[00:06:04]  That's a bad idea man.
[00:06:07]  He's got a better weapon.
[00:06:11]  That was not good.
[00:06:13]  Not ideal.
[00:06:14]  Now why am I... oh, because... alright.
[00:06:21]  We'll take that and... oh, we have health.
[00:06:31]  That's unusual.
[00:06:33]  Oh!
[00:06:33]  Yeah, see, that goo gun is crazy for these guys.
[00:06:38]  Oh, and he had... I'm still first.
[00:06:41]  He had super duper health.
[00:06:48]  I do not deserve anything that I'm getting.
[00:06:50]  Oh, that's the worst thing right there.
[00:07:07]  You run out of your... You run out of weapon.
[00:07:12]  This goo gun is completely useless.
[00:07:14]  So what am I up?
[00:07:21]  I've got 26.
[00:07:21]  So I'm not doing too badly.
[00:07:23]  I can't even tell you how long it took for me to get this good because I haven't played
[00:07:30]  these kinds of games in quite a while.
[00:07:33]  Okay, we're just going to hide out from that guy because that's no good.
[00:07:43]  Okay.
[00:07:51]  Okay, so somewhere up here, there is in fact... Oh god, get away from him.
[00:08:00]  There's a damage multiplier, but I don't honestly know where it is.
[00:08:04]  So, uh, because of that, I, uh, am a little hobbled in the game.
[00:08:21]  Cheap?
[00:08:22]  We'll take it.
[00:08:25]  Sometimes you can get guys.
[00:08:30]  Oh, death it is.
[00:08:32]  Alright, what's down here?
[00:08:34]  Let's get away.
[00:08:36]  Oh, I like this.
[00:08:37]  This little spot is the cheap place for a couple of kills.
[00:08:42]  See, there's one, right?
[00:08:43]  shoot shoot blind. Oh someone behind.
[00:08:51]  Oh, you know what?
[00:09:04]  I deserve that for all those cheap kills.
[00:09:06]  I'm not gonna argue with that.
[00:09:08]  Oh, I also deserve that.
[00:09:15]  I have won the match!
[00:09:18]  Yay!
[00:09:23]  Least deaths with 20.
[00:09:24]  Okay, I can live with that.
[00:09:26]  And look at that.
[00:09:26]  It's almost like looking into a mirror if I was an HVAC worker.
[00:09:30]  So, I'm not gonna say that this is like some massive philosophy thing, but it is kind of fun.
[00:09:38]  And should we try one more?
[00:09:42]  Where I'm not as good.
[00:09:43]  Yeah, why not.
[00:09:44]  Alright.
[00:09:47]  All right, when does it end here?
[00:09:48]  Do I go back someplace?
[00:09:50]  Yeah, I think we do.
[00:09:51]  Okay, so we go back here.
[00:09:53]  Yes, and single player challenge.
[00:09:57]  This map I have some trouble with.
[00:10:00]  Oh, no.
[00:10:00]  Okay, so let's not do that.
[00:10:03]  Blitz in Meltdown.
[00:10:04]  What the heck is that?
[00:10:06]  Blitz in Low.
[00:10:07]  Team Deathmatch.
[00:10:09]  Should we try that?
[00:10:13]  Let's try Team Deathmatch.
[00:10:14]  Team Deathmatch, also known as Oh, there it is!
[00:10:19]  I didn't even know how to get there.
[00:10:23]  Alright.
[00:10:24]  Oh.
[00:10:24]  Okay.
[00:10:25]  So, uh, we are... Wait, where the heck am I?
[00:10:28]  Who has my color?
[00:10:30]  That was very bad.
[00:10:46]  I did not deserve that at all.
[00:10:48]  Alright, let's stay here.
[00:10:51]  Uh, bot's gonna need some help.
[00:10:58]  Oh, no way.
[00:11:02]  Not gonna make that.
[00:11:03]  Okay, I didn't even know how to get up there.
[00:11:10]  I actually do kind of like that weapon, but it's not very good.
[00:11:13]  But he got close here.
[00:11:18]  There's a little overheating thing that goes on in here, too.
[00:11:21]  What the heck?
[00:11:22]  A little tangled.
[00:11:23]  A little tangled.
[00:11:24]  Too many vectors to process.
[00:11:26]  Yeah, this is not a bad long... Oh, there we go.
[00:11:28]  Here's my sneak area.
[00:11:30]  I like it, it's got these little numbers that come up, right?
[00:11:50]  Alright.
[00:11:51]  Am I going to be able to get any more rockets?
[00:11:54]  No.
[00:11:54]  How are we doing?
[00:11:55]  Red is kind of kicking our butt here, right?
[00:11:58]  Yes, yes, your name is death and that's very handy for you.
[00:12:07]  Thank you.
[00:12:08]  Oh.
[00:12:09]  Oh, you can see through walls, I guess.
[00:12:11]  I guess my dudes are not particularly powerful.
[00:12:18]  I'm gonna kill a mermaid!
[00:12:20]  that's got a nice like lobbing kind of thing oh
[00:12:33]  Killer six.
[00:12:33]  Okay, I'll take that.
[00:12:36]  What have I got left here?
[00:12:37]  This is kind of twitchy.
[00:12:45]  Get away, get away.
[00:12:47]  Oh!
[00:12:47]  Oh.
[00:12:48]  I got killed by a blue ball.
[00:12:50]  Just like a teenager.
[00:12:51]  Alright.
[00:12:52]  Oh, that's cool.
[00:12:53]  Little sounds.
[00:13:05]  Oh.
[00:13:12]  A little cheap.
[00:13:14]  Aw, aren't you tricky.
[00:13:28]  Oh my god!
[00:13:30]  I guess we're back to having rockets, alright.
[00:13:50]  Oh, well I guess I got a little over-focused.
[00:13:56]  He did.
[00:13:58]  I need backup.
[00:14:01]  Didn't I get something here?
[00:14:02]  No, that's bad.
[00:14:05]  And of course, every time you die, that's bad too, right?
[00:14:08]  right because it helps their score.
[00:14:21]  This is a bit of a round the corner one.
[00:14:25]  Oh, I really, really did walk into that.
[00:14:27]  So that is not ideal.
[00:14:30]  Oh, I think that just leads me down to some health thing.
[00:14:32]  Still don't know how to get that damage multiplier.
[00:14:35]  Which would be good to know how to get.
[00:14:38]  Oh, okay.

=== Double Kill Mystery (03:56) ===

[00:14:40]  No way.
[00:14:41]  I didn't double kill from this, did I?
[00:14:46]  Okay, stay away from the goo.
[00:14:50]  Shoot at everything that moves.
[00:14:55]  Oh, I really got turned around there.
[00:14:57]  Alright, can we get there?
[00:14:58]  I think we might be able to.
[00:15:07]  Okay.
[00:15:11]  Oh, so cheap.
[00:15:18]  Oh, bad ti- I hate that weapon switching man.
[00:15:29]  And that is tough.
[00:15:35]  Could it be?
[00:15:36]  Could it be?
[00:15:37]  And that thing is unfortunately Here's my favorite tube of death
[00:16:05]  Okay, we'll take that Now I don't exactly know how...
[00:16:11]  I don't know how that guide thing works.
[00:16:18]  Okay, let's get ourselves a little bit of health here.
[00:16:32]  Double kill.
[00:16:34]  I don't even know what happened there but...
[00:16:41]  Okay, what are we doing here?
[00:16:57]  Oh, we're still a little bit ahead here.
[00:16:58]  I should have gone to get the, uh... Get away from that sound.
[00:17:16]  Oh, that was bad.
[00:17:17]  That was bad.
[00:17:18]  They're ahead now, aren't they?
[00:17:19]  Yes, they are.
[00:17:20]  Alright, let's see if we can go into our tube of death here.
[00:17:23]  Uh, king of splash damage.
[00:17:34]  Whoa, where's my... Dammit, I nuked her.
[00:17:39]  85 to 81.
[00:17:41]  Oh man, we're not gonna make it.
[00:17:43]  85 to 81.
[00:17:50]  Oh man! We're not gonna make it. What have we got? 40 seconds.
[00:18:10]  Alright, let's see if we can load up a little here.
[00:18:18]  Oh, see?
[00:18:19]  It had a target and then it stopped having a target.
[00:18:21]  I don't know why.
[00:18:22]  Oh, but it is not going to be.
[00:18:30]  I'm just hoping to pick off some wounded here.
[00:18:33]  But no, I just gave them a victory.

=== Unreal Tournament 4 Fun (00:36) ===

[00:18:36]  Anyway, so yeah, it's a fun game.
[00:18:38]  You can actually get it.
[00:18:39]  I'll put the link in below, and maybe we can do some online stuff.
[00:18:42]  There's lots of different sort of game modes and all of that, but hard to kill.
[00:18:46]  Least deaths was 16.
[00:18:47]  So how did I do here?
[00:18:48]  25 to 26.
[00:18:49]  So I was close to the top, but the rest of my team sucked chunks.
[00:18:54]  So yeah, it's a fun game.
[00:18:56]  Unreal Tournament 4, it's called.
[00:18:58]  And it's, again, largely abandonware, but it's a lot of fun to play.
[00:19:01]  And I think they did a pretty good job of making it all happen.
[00:19:05]  Yeah, that's my game.
[00:19:08]  I hope that you will try it out and let me know and we'll see if we can maybe have a game together.