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Sept. 20, 2020 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux

01:30:41

IZZY AND STEFAN MOLYNEUX GO FLYING!!!

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	Your feet are cold.
	Yes, it is.
	All right.
	Oh, I can now control it with the computer.
	Oh, is it working with that?
	Oh, yes. Let me just help you down a little here on the seat.
	No. No, right here. No, I like it.
	Right here. Helping.
	What? No, stop. I like it.
	What are you doing? No, put it back up.
	No, okay. No, put it back up.
	Okay. All right. You okay with that? Yes.
	All right. How's everyone doing?
	It's Stefan Issy. We are here live on a catastrophic variety of platforms, and we are...
	Gonna go for a flight.
	Now, I myself, and this is important for everyone to understand, including you, but I myself have been playing flight simulators for many years, off and on.
	Yes. I started with an 8-bit flight simulator.
	Remember I showed you the video? Oh yeah, that was cool.
	It was like crazy, chunky, blocky.
	And, not only that, it updated how many times a second?
	Oh, like one. Maybe one every second or two?
	Yeah. So you'd turn, but you'd have to anticipate where you were going to be next time?
	It was pretty bad. That's actually kind of funny, though.
	It was pretty bad. Good morning, evil doom guy.
	Good morning, Nationalist Daniel and the Squirrel 777.
	Well, we like squirrels, don't we?
	We do, although they can be a little chompy.
	No, chipmunks can be a little chompy.
	Oh yeah, my mom today was seeing the squirrel just taking corn from somewhere and just dragging it across our backyard.
	No respect for property rights.
	Yeah, I used to like this. Now a huge chunk of corn in the middle of our backyard, half eaten.
	Alright, just a quick check here that you guys can hear us all right.
	Good morning, good morning.
	Good morning. All right, so I have had a lot of experience.
	Oh, someone said hello, Stephan and Izzy.
	Hello. That's the truth 2019.
	Oh. The truth of 2019 is that 2020 is going to largely suck.
	Yeah. Let me just move you a little closer there.
	Hopefully they're all sending it in for one year, so that 2021 is amazing.
	Izzy is so adorable. These streams are so wholesome.
	Wait a second here. What about my adorableness?
	We have to make these not wholesome now.
	That's right, that's right. Audio is good.
	I've been doing a lot of flight simulating over the years, but...
	I'm much better. Objectively speaking, this is really going to be the test of today, right?
	Izzy has this delusion.
	I have a natural ability for this game because I landed on my second or third try and you couldn't land it.
	So I have a natural ability for this game.
	Look, it's important for fathers to make their children feel confident.
	Yeah, sure. No, no.
	So Izzy has this, I guess, delusion that she's better at the game than I am.
	Well, you even said it yourself.
	You said it the night of the time I landed when you were coming to say goodnight.
	How the heck did you land better than me?
	Look, I will often talk in my sleep, but you can't really hold me to that, right?
	That would be unfair. You were awake.
	Well, sometimes I walk around...
	You tickled me! And then you went down and ate a bowl of cereal before bed.
	Sleep tickling, sleep eating!
	There is no question.
	Now, have you guys played this game at all?
	Just let us know in the chat.
	I'm curious. Oh yeah, we should definitely do that test.
	That looks like a good test. Frosty Knight said that.
	Yeah, yeah. Frosty Knight?
	Yeah. Is how many plays to crash a plane?
	Yeah, I don't know any, but Issy will introduce you to some.
	You will introduce me to all of them.
	Remember when you tried to land on a highway or something?
	And? You died.
	Actually, that was just in real life before you were born.
	You know, all the adventures that I had before I became a dad are epic.
	Truly epic. I love to hear about them.
	They sound great. Can you make us some more?
	Oh, skepticism.
	You know what? We're going to have to send you back to government schools.
	We're going to send you to government schools so you can live.
	I've never even been in government schools.
	All right. Unlearn all the skepticism.
	All right. Can I start? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Okay, so landing challenges.
	The course is caught in the wheel.
	Okay, landing challenges.
	Let's do that. Let's do...
	Up here. No.
	Not epic. Epic's good.
	Paro? We've done this once.
	What is paro? I don't know.
	Actually, we've never even done this.
	Oh, it's a place. Paro? How do you not know? Okay.
	I don't actually know what paro is, but I can understand it's a place.
	Oh yeah, we have done this once. This was not easy.
	Have we? Yeah. So all you do is just follow the blue line.
	I mean, you messed up, but I didn't.
	No, you didn't actually mess up.
	You got it the second try. Right.
	I really can't believe that I haven't gotten more emails about Flight Simulator.
	Someone sent a kitten. A kitten. A kitten. About Flight Simulator complaining that it appears to show that the Earth is round.
	Yes. Well, we all know from my past debates.
	It is round. It was in fact flat.
	Yes, well, definitely. Definitely 100% flat.
	Alright, now, we'll both land this pretty expertly.
	Obviously, if Isabella is going to land it fairly well, something may happen to her chair, which is unexpected.
	Hey, you better not tickle me. Unexpected!
	He's tickled me while trying to land before.
	Well, that's a standard procedure to help you with the landing.
	Keep you focused. Yeah, tickle me.
	Great. Great idea. Such a great idea.
	I will also mention that we were going to do this the other night, but the update is ridiculous.
	It's like it's downloading the entire planet.
	Yeah, it was like 15 gigabytes or something.
	I guess it is downloading the entire planet. Yes.
	I hope they didn't get rid of that 220-story building.
	Oh yeah, we should show people that.
	And also, we should show the crazy plane that you had with the bears.
	Do you remember? The one that just whips all over the place.
	Oh yeah, that was hilarious. We also put the realisticness...
	I don't think that's how you're supposed to say it.
	Realism? Yeah, realism.
	Realisticness. I like that better. Anyways, realism to like zero.
	Yeah. So I crashed and I just bounced up and took off again.
	That was gross. Yeah, that was pretty funny.
	Why are you taking so long to load?
	Okay. Okay, ready to fly.
	Don't you want to know anything about the...
	No. Okay. Oh, that's tough.
	Oh, there we go. All right.
	Okay, let's see if I remember anything about this.
	So, if I click S... Oh, it was one of these.
	Oh, there's a rainbow!
	That is a rainbow. Oh, do you see the moon?
	Fly up to there. If you can land on the moon, I'd be really impressed.
	What would you give me? What would I give you if you were able to fly and land on the moon?
	A job at Microsoft, for sure.
	You would get a job at Microsoft.
	Yeah, I'd be like, how did you hack into this game?
	Now, how comfortable...
	I'm going to just put your landing gear up.
	Fine. There we go.
	It's already up. It was already up.
	Oh, no, I meant to put it up.
	Now, do you see even those heat signatures coming off the engines?
	Why are you beeping at me?
	That is pretty cool. Oh, that's not looking good.
	You can just abandon here.
	Like, just nosedive, and then I'll take it for the next one.
	Yeah, you can take it after a nosedive.
	Now, for those of you who can't tell...
	The vibrator, the controller is vibrating.
	I don't know why it's vibrating. I'm not doing anything wrong.
	I think it's vibrating because you're flying very badly.
	I'm not flying badly at all.
	It's vibrating to tell me how nice.
	Now, I've actually counted these trees.
	It's not correct. It's not correct!
	Sir. Uh, where's the airport here?
	I have absolutely no idea.
	Well, that shouldn't matter. No.
	Land on the water. Oh, there it is!
	Oh, shoot. Oh!
	Oh, this is not looking good.
	I'm gonna circle around. As a passenger, I am currently bailing out of the plane.
	No, I'm gonna circle around, guys.
	Oh, that's going to cost you some points.
	No, so I'm going to do... Oh, it's a double rainbow!
	I know. Very nice.
	I'm going to circle around and I'm going to land coming from this way.
	Now, if this plane was realistic, you'd see a stream of passengers jumping out of the plane.
	I can understand that. Including me.
	I'm landing on the boat. I remember all the last...
	Now, don't forget your engine right speed.
	Yeah, I'm going to put it down. The important thing is to turn off one of the engines when you want to land.
	Only one. And then put the other one to maximum.
	Excuse me. Just trust your father.
	How about no? Finally, my hand is not vibrating.
	Fly into the rainbow, like Fluttershy.
	No. I used to like that show when I was younger, and then I realized it was complete nonsense, and it was really dumb.
	My Little Pony? Yeah.
	Good singing. Oh, no!
	Can I try one more time with a different plane?
	You collided with an object.
	Said object called the planet.
	I haven't played it forever!
	All right. Support from Sweden.
	Don't forget to watch your fuel.
	I think he meant to say fool, which is your father to the left.
	Yes. No, do you mind if I try one more with a slightly better, like an easy, not better plane, an easier plane to fly?
	No. So basically all I have to do to win is survive longer than that.
	Yeah. And not go into, or go into the ground at 45 degrees.
	What does F mean?
	I know it's a plus F for respects and all of that.
	Flatten to the earth. Yeah, that's not ideal.
	I did flatten the earth, but I'm happy about it.
	Now, I will see the important thing when you're competing with someone is to keep distracting them.
	How do you leave?
	I don't want to fly Paro again.
	Oh, you don't? No, I wanted to try something else.
	Oh, escape.
	Escape, run! Okay.
	I don't know. What are we supposed to do?
	There's got to be a way out. There we go.
	Okay, can you click...
	Main menu, right?
	Main menu. Okay, could you...
	I definitely want to swing out further left to approach better.
	Yes. I agree with Rorik MW. You have no idea what you're doing.
	I completely agree with that.
	Yeah. No, I should have.
	I definitely should have. And thank you for the help and advice.
	And I would also say that approaching the ground at less than, say, 45 degrees is probably the way to go.
	Okay, I just messed up and I miscalculated.
	It's okay. It's not like it's a live stream and everyone can see.
	So don't think about that, whatever you do.
	Can you click activity? Can we try this landing challenge?
	Oh, that's a cool plane because it's more responsive.
	Look, the big plane, it's like trying to land a super tanker.
	Yeah, it is. I mean, I did it once.
	Oops, I accidentally clicked fly, but that's the way to go.
	No, this is like the one in Toronto, right?
	Yes. This one's harder, though.
	Is this Paris?
	This looks like Paris. It's France, for sure.
	France. Yeah, sorry, France. That's what I meant to say.
	No kill count report.
	I believe it would be just everyone.
	I think...
	Oh, look at the kitten me. Select startup passenger, delete all.
	That's a cute kitten. Hello, squirrel777.
	Okay, have we ever seen a non-cute...
	Outside of the hairless ones, we've never seen a non-cute kitten, right?
	Yes, especially the ones with the ears that flapped over.
	Those of you guys are cute. But I think puppies are also very cute.
	They really are. And so enthusiastic.
	The thing about kittens is they're kind of lazy and cuddly, but puppies are just like wires.
	They're like on drugs. Except for those golden retriever ones we saw at the pet store a while ago, remember?
	Those ones that were just like, slept in our arms when they let us hold them.
	Oh, you know, it should be illegal to let people hold Puppies.
	Puppies if they have no wifely permission to buy them.
	Like, that's just wrong. I would definitely be buying puppies right now.
	Akali and a German Shepherd.
	Those are the two I like, partly because they're really smart.
	Kamikaze Airlines. What does that mean?
	Oh, you know that term. Huh?
	Do you remember we were talking about how Japan got so worried in the Second World War about the Americans getting closer?
	What did they do with their young men and the pilots?
	Oh, they put them on those random islands, right?
	Mm. No, that was different.
	They put them in planes and they said, we don't have any bombs for you.
	You are the bomb. Oh, they basically just made them fly into the earth.
	Made them fly into the earth.
	So basically what I just did.
	Yeah. Except it was a passenger plane.
	Very emperor commanded of.
	Yes. And there wasn't any ship.
	What? You're moving my chair sideways.
	I know. Don't. Was it not helping you?
	No, it's not.
	I've been trying to move. Stop!
	Now he's just straight up shaking it.
	Oh, they gave, yeah, they gave them, they put them on tracks, right?
	These kamikaze pilots.
	Yeah, for sure. Why was it shuddering?
	Oh, get me out of here. Okay, there we go.
	There we go. Well, this is shuddering a bit.
	Well, it's broadcasting as well at the same time, so it's going to be a little...
	This is a little hard. That's okay.
	Do you remember which button it is for the landing gear?
	Gee. Gee?
	Gee. Gee, the landing gear.
	What is a gee? Help me, people, understand what a gee is.
	I've flown this map before.
	I don't know. It looks like the Toronto one.
	No, I remember this. No, it's not the Toronto one, I promise.
	Wait, wait, wait. I remember there's a cloud there.
	Look at that. That's familiar.
	It looks like a dragon. Oh, look.
	There's a puppy. A puppy gif.
	Yeah, yeah. You know what? While my daughter is playing, keep posting the gifs on the chat.
	That's super helpful. The guy who's saying it's stuttering while typing stuttering into the chat.
	See it? The important thing is to keep watching the chat no matter what you do.
	Maybe we should turn the graphic settings down a smidge?
	No. No. Wait, yes?
	Would that make it less shuddery? Yes.
	But let's have you crash first.
	Nope. Graphics.
	Alright. Put them to zero.
	General. Zero. We'll put them as text only.
	Yeah. That would be fun.
	You see an ocean. That's the one.
	Squirrel 77. Those are the ones with the cute flap down ears.
	Alright, let's do medium.
	No, I want small. No, let's try medium. Small?
	I said small. I don't think that's what I'm actually going for here.
	I think... I don't think small is for graphics.
	I think it's for something else. Okay, that's a lot less.
	Is that better? I'm going really fast.
	Help me. Okay.
	You know what? You've got tons of fuel, so if you do need to circle around a whole bunch, you can do that, too.
	Yes. Yeah, I will.
	Probably not.
	I'm kidding. Okay. Is that any smoother for you guys out there?
	Ooh, you're low! You're low!
	Pull up! Do you have a problem?
	Stop! I'm pretending I'm being pulled behind on a rope, and this is my view.
	Well, how about pretend you're getting pulled on a ski-doo in the ocean?
	Like, in certain places, if they really dislike someone, they'll tie them to the back of a car, and just drag them around a grassy road.
	Oh! At the grass, just to sort of, I don't know, bully them or whatever.
	Make it uncomfortable. This is my feeling.
	Look at your altitude there, right?
	So you're very low. I want to be low.
	50 feet! You've ever crashed in the ocean once?
	Now, there are seaplanes here, too, which we should try.
	Yes, no. Uh, yeah, actually, that would be a pretty cool thing.
	Yeah. Oh, look at this!
	Very good. Now, uh, put your engines in reverse and fly upside down.
	How about... No. Oh, that's looking good.
	I don't like it. Oh, I don't like it.
	Daddy is not pleased. I have to pull up.
	No, don't crash into the ocean, don't I? You're 20 feet off the ground, you're two...
	Oh! No! I put my fuel down too low!
	Oh, that's a shame.
	This is sad. Now, is it my turn?
	No, it's not your turn yet.
	Oh, come on! Let me try.
	No! Landing smoothness.
	Your score depends on your vertical speed at touchdown.
	The number you want is close to zero, not zero.
	Okay, I'm going to try. This will be my last try, and then you can try this map as many times as you like.
	Well, three times, because I've tried three.
	Yes, I know. I was so close.
	But here's the thing. I won't need three tries.
	That's the issue. Yeah, you'll need more.
	Oh! Okay, I'm a bur- Oh, he said bravo!
	Burn, merchant! Okay, I'm a burn person.
	Like, I was, um, a while ago, I had this space, literally everything people said I'd burn, and you're like, Izzy, stop it.
	Yeah, two- Oh, burns all day, but you have three funny burns.
	They're even better. Some of them are easy, but some of them are complete genius.
	Now, don't forget, you've got your yaw, right?
	No. I don't find the yaw helpful unless when I'm, uh, steering on the ground.
	I probably should find it more helpful, but I really don't, and this is why I'm on a pilot.
	Yeah. Oh, I didn't hear what the lady said.
	Who? I think it was somebody screaming just saying, I will take my chances with the water.
	Yeah, good idea. Now, you know what would be cool, it would be really cool if you could get water skis tied to the back of a plane.
	Well, that's what I'd want. That would be excellent.
	Yeah, then you could just get jacked along the water.
	All right. Can I do your gear?
	Wait. There's another kitten, Dad.
	Look at the squirrel, something something. Yeah, yeah.
	Keep those kittens coming. Especially when she's landing.
	And Izzy, I want you to think there's no pressure.
	Stop moving my chair!
	Sorry. I'm just giving you, as you move...
	Stop! I want you to imagine that the airplane is full of kittens and puppies.
	And that if you crash the airplane, you will be responsible for the ending of the cutest animals on the planet.
	As long as there are pugs and hairless kittens.
	I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, look, there's another kid there.
	I saw. I'm looking at the chat while I'm flying.
	Approach was beautiful. A little too greedy, though.
	You can afford to waste a little runway by flying over it.
	Yes, I think I will. I was just about to say that.
	No, you weren't. Izzy, I can see the plankton.
	You might want to pull up a little. No.
	Oh, your engine was also at max, wasn't it?
	No, it was at zero. Oh, was it?
	Yeah. That may be why you fell down a little bit.
	Yeah, I will. Thank you. Look how pretty the mountains are over there.
	Keep watching those mountains to the right.
	Yeah, they're pretty after. Yeah, look at that. I'm also looking at the chat.
	There are kittens in the plane. Yes, that's what he said.
	Okay. Okay, we got this.
	Who thinks I can do it this time? I have full faith that the kittens will survive!
	The hairless ones. I am ambivalent about hairless kittens.
	You already said you disliked them.
	I know, but I also like the fact that people think that hairless things can be cute.
	Catch your engine. Hit your brakes.
	Don't panic. Stop.
	Stop screaming. I refuse to panic.
	I did. That's a designated runway.
	That's a runway. It has to.
	No, there's no way it was the other one.
	Oh, that's a shame. Okay, that counts and it does.
	That's a shame. Take it.
	It counts. That's a shame.
	Take it. It counts. You know why?
	You didn't read the instructions.
	Follow your father's rule and always, always read the instructions.
	Look at the puppy! She's so cute! Okay, get out the chair.
	No! Out! You out!
	Out! Okay, so you have to go to the one to the right.
	Yes, I see that.
	See, if you look at the arrow and follow the instructions, do not step on the controller cord.
	I will not. All right. Should have looked at the mountains.
	I did look at the mountains.
	I'm not very focused as a pilot, and this is probably why I'm not going to be a pilot.
	All right. So, for those of you who were around from the beginning of the show, I'm sure you remember all the trash talk that Izzy had about...
	You think you're going to land?
	I am going to land. I am going to land.
	I just... Oh, look. That was a really good landing.
	But I... Okay. The reason...
	Okay. I actually just landed...
	No, no. Keep justifying. It always works.
	No, I have to be honest. Justify yourself on the internet.
	It always works. I want to be honest about one thing.
	So, you did tell me... Izzy, you landed on this runway.
	Yeah. You're supposed to land on this runway.
	What's the difference? What's the difference? The difference is maybe there was another plane taking off from that runway.
	Well, if so, too bad for them.
	All right. So now you're going to see some true expertise.
	True expertise. Look at me, using the yaw and everything.
	Yaw! You're probably going to land in the Power of Star.
	Look at me, so confident, I'm spinning around.
	Okay. Wait, how do we get the view back to Harry?
	Hey. Good luck!
	Oh, there we go. There you go. Oops.
	Whoa. Hey. There we go.
	I remember these key combos.
	Oh. Oh, look at that puppy!
	That's so cute! Keep posting puppy gifs.
	I'll make him look at them. How do you...?
	You helped me so much, I'm gonna help you too.
	Oh, first we need some landing gear, right?
	Yes. Now, how do you turn the engines down again?
	B. B? Oh yeah, B and A, right?
	No, just B. Okay.
	I'm not one for... The thing I don't like about...
	We're using an Xbox controller.
	Easy. I don't actually like that too much because...
	Too much sensitivity? That wasn't even sensitivity.
	I don't know what I said there.
	I was just like...
	Oops.
	B, right? Yeah.
	Oops. We're not quite that much down in the engine.
	How do you put the engine back up again?
	A. Oh, yes.
	Thank you. 500.
	500. Yeah, we can do that.
	Wait. Did I put my... Yeah, it's down, you just put it.
	Yeah, there you go. All right.
	Watch out. What?
	Nah, this is all going along perfectly.
	Oh, wait, did I go too far? I think so.
	Aw. Don't stall.
	Stall. Oh, am I going down still too much?
	No, I'm climbing. Wait, you have to put the graphics up to Epic Epic.
	Am I still, am I still, oh, I need more engine.
	Was it Y? No. A. B's down.
	B's down engine. A is off engine.
	Click A. Oh, yeah.
	Whoa! That was a little close.
	I will admit that that was a little close.
	If it was the other way around, you'd be like, yes, yes, because it is light.
	It's light! Oh, I'm staggering along here like a drunken guy.
	All right, here we go. Here we go.
	You're going up in the red a lot.
	You might want to be a bit more careful.
	I think this is the...
	Ten feet? Yeah, I did kind of skim the whitecaps there, right?
	I know. Someone said I'm scared?
	Yeah, that's just true.
	Wait, where's the... It's not...
	You're not... No, it might be that.
	Oh, this is not a bumpy ride at all.
	You hauled me so much with the...
	That's not a runway. Yeah, it's coming.
	It's coming. Just go over these planes.
	Oh, look at this.
	This is not the designated runway.
	It is the designated runway.
	I don't think it is, guys.
	I mean, it had a lot of stuff on it.
	Oh, look at that.
	Whoops. I'm not going to tell you the steering commands because you didn't tell me.
	Oh, that's beautiful.
	Uh, now I've got to cut the engine, right?
	Oops. Ah! What?
	I told you! Oh, come on!
	I told him! Yes!
	Oh, that's just wrong.
	That's, you know, I hate to report a bug to Microsoft, but hey, how many times did you have?
	Yeah, you go try again. You sure?
	Yeah, yeah, that's fine. You sure you want me to land?
	Look, the important thing is I landed.
	Oh, air brakes! That's right.
	Now, what are the air brakes? I have absolutely no idea, but all I know is I can land fine without this.
	We haven't played in a couple of weeks, so...
	Yeah, probably like a month.
	Stop holding my chair!
	Look, the important thing is I would have walked away from that landing, and that's what really counts.
	The important thing is you would have been sued for not landing on the correct place.
	Yes, but it's better to be sued and alive than...
	I cannot get on this chair.
	It's very tall. Listen, so we now know of two bucks.
	There's a 222-story building in Australia.
	And the fact that they didn't...
	And that it didn't let us land in the right place.
	Totally wrong. Okay, you said it didn't count when I landed on the wrong place.
	Stop clicking things. No, no, let's not do this one again.
	Yes, we're doing this one again. Are you?
	I'm landing it. All right. And then we'll show people how you can go and fly around where the...
	200-story building is!
	We're already introducing them, but you already introduced them to the fish, which I thought was very cool.
	Very nice of you. You're mean.
	Sharknado lands at an airport.
	Yes, that's true. Yeah, see, the Truth 2019 clearly bugged.
	Exactly, yeah. She means that it's clearly a bug, because I totally landed on the right...
	Don't forget the wrong number of truths, Bug Dad.
	Don't forget those. The wrong number of trees.
	I'm announcing you, squirrel.
	Listen, I'm a little fussy when it comes to details and accuracy in all things.
	All things. Fake news.
	Fake news, yeah, that's right.
	Hey, that's not me.
	I support that.
	That's not me. Not fake news.
	Craft agenda 69.
	Fake news. I will find you.
	I will find you.
	Can you click the send button?
	Because it says SSSSG. Oh, I don't want to send that.
	I do want you to send that.
	No, I don't want to send that. No, send it.
	Blame Microsoft. I generally do.
	No, I turned it off. No, put it back on!
	Alright, you think you'll be able to land this one?
	Hang on, let's make it exciting.
	Can I say hi? Let's make it exciting. Oh, you want to say hi?
	Can I say hi? Yeah, yeah, okay.
	Izzy's going to type a message. Oh, I don't know how to use this.
	You should really, uh...
	Escape! Send! I don't know how to use exclamation marks and stuff on this.
	I'm completely useless on a, uh...
	Now, what you should have done is, if given a real boost to, uh, homeschooling by spelling hi incorrectly.
	Oh, that would have been hilarious. No, I just don't know how to use, like, a desktop because all I've ever had was a tablet, basically.
	Oh, yeah, yeah. The goofy toy computer.
	It's not goofy! You even said it has a better camera than this.
	Oh, yeah, that's right. I mean, this doesn't have a camera, right?
	Actually, you can hook that camera up to it.
	Wait, but it doesn't technically have built-in cameras.
	All right, so give us your odds, people.
	What percentage likelihood do you think is he's going to make a successful landing?
	And by that, I mean actually on the right one.
	Okay, I haven't played for weeks.
	Now, there's a button, though, that tells you where your...
	Is it S... No, don't click things.
	I know, yes, it is S, but don't click him.
	And it's X on the controller, because I remember controls.
	Okay, I have a knack for getting control memory correct, but other stuff I don't quite remember.
	Like, I know what it is.
	Huh? Control, memory, correct?
	Oh, someone actually said...
	35%.
	Current success rate is 0%.
	We got a 40%.
	Can I get a 40%? 100%.
	Stop!
	I will...
	25%, I think I'm going to beat the odds, except for magnitude 33.
	I hope I pronounced that correctly.
	Yeah, we will be taking donations for new planes, obviously.
	We'll need quite a...
	A couple million dollars, please.
	That's right, we'll need quite a few of them. Ooh, that's very specific.
	And here's somebody from Europe, because in Europe some places they use a comma instead of a dot because they're drunk.
	I like commas. Commas are superior to all other numbers.
	Wait, comma isn't even a number?
	Can I do your wheels? No.
	Don't touch anything. Oh, I thought I'd put the wheels down.
	I did have a perfect landing.
	Now that runway...
	That's not the runway we want.
	And I tried the one to the right, so I'm not sure which one was...
	Oh, maybe it's this one in the middle. This one right here.
	Yeah, do that one. That's much better.
	I guess the key was when you're landing over other airplanes, it might be going well.
	Now, you might need to yaw on this one.
	Oh, it's the one with the lights on it.
	Almost like they're trying to help you.
	Oh, that's looking good.
	You got it. You got it.
	I beat the odds, guys!
	Wait, not yet.
	Not until we stop. Oh, a pool.
	Oh, no! No, not at this point!
	Oh, air brakes!
	Oh, that... I wouldn't say that everybody held on to their coffee in their coffee cup.
	I lived! Wow.
	Five to one on going to crash.
	Look at that. Wow.
	I beat the odds!
	It's really strange that last time the lights were on the other runway that I was trying to land on.
	That's weird. No. Challenge!
	Compete! 60,000 points!
	That's got to be good. No.
	Wait, can you... How do you turn it all off?
	Oh, your engine's still going. I know.
	I'm putting it down to zero. All right.
	Very good. That's a rough landing.
	Yes, but it's a landing. Come on, we'll take our...
	Hey, you can walk away from it without getting sued.
	Look, nobody's saying that everybody ended up with the same number of vertebrae as when they started.
	You lived. Be happy.
	I got you to your resort.
	I believed in Izzy.
	Thank you! Easy to say that now.
	I'm going to scroll back in the chat.
	Put your air brakes on! Turn your engine off!
	We're going to go off the end of the end.
	I'm turning it off. I'm just waiting.
	It's being annoying. Alright, so what have we got here?
	Wait, I'm not done yet! Oh no, I want to see what people...
	Oh, some people...
	No! Oh, is it zooming?
	Oh, it's zooming when we scroll up and down on the chat.
	Okay, why aren't you stopping?
	Air brakes! How? What the heck?
	We're not even in the air!
	No, no, but sorry, there's ground brakes.
	Hang on, let's just... Yeah, wait, can I have...
	Hang on, look at the controls. Somewhere in here, there are in fact brakes.
	Cirque finite. You know you've got a complicated game where you have a search engine for the controls.
	Yeah. Brakes. Here we go.
	Hold down. Oh, parking brakes.
	So Y and then Y plus B. Oh, I remember that.
	Yes, thank you. I remember now. Okay.
	You know what's going to be really bad when I finally get back into Doom Eternal?
	That's going to be very sad. You're going to be like, how do I jump?
	Oh, nice. Oh, wait.
	I have to go and make sure Philip will leave to me.
	Landing smoothness.
	Oof. How many people believed in the is?
	Yes, he did!
	Bangitude33 gave 100%.
	That guy did. Current success rate is zero.
	100%. Yes, thank you.
	All right, let's go and try one more.
	What do you think? Or should we go and see some animals?
	Let's go. Up to you.
	You get to go now.
	You can do it. You can do it. Well, I don't want to try this one.
	I want to try next. Hang on. I want to try.
	Third time is the charm. Yeah, that's actually true.
	My favorite number is three. It's been like that for years.
	All right. It used to be 75.
	Now it's three. I'm going to try a very difficult landing.
	Sure. A very difficult landing.
	And I'll see. And I'll nail it.
	The biggest philosophy show about planes on the internet.
	Yeah, that's fair. Alright, I don't want that stinky landing challenge.
	I do. Next challenge.
	No. Activities.
	Never. Landing challenges.
	I just got a fluff in my eye or something.
	It's not very comfortable. Epic, dangerous doom of death.
	Help me, someone. I'm going to start crying.
	Okay. No, I have something in my eye right now.
	It's not very comfortable.
	Indonesia. This isn't fun.
	Nepal. Oh, the one in Nepal was good, right?
	Nepal. Remember the mountain one?
	Begalaga. Sorry if you live in Begalaga because I don't know how to pronounce it.
	Boogalala. Boogalaga.
	Boogalaga. Boogalaga.
	I was correct! Okay, what's that one?
	Courchville. Courchville.
	Paro. Saint Berthel...
	Saba.
	Lucca. Lucca.
	Boogalaga. Lady Gaga.
	Oh, right.
	Let's, uh, well you guys can see which one, which challenge, please choose a small plane, which challenge do you want me to try?
	No, no, no, no, that big, big plane, no, thank you.
	This is the one I, this is the first one I ever landed and it was really hard.
	Wait, wait, I thought I was gonna choose.
	You said which one do I choose?
	Oh my gosh, you gotta loop this one around?
	Oh wait, this isn't it, this isn't it!
	Nepal? Alright, get out.
	I'm trying Nepal. No, wait, this isn't Nepal.
	I know, I'm going back. Okay, fine.
	Get out. No. Get out!
	There was one, I think it was this one.
	It was the first one I ever landed. No, you never did this Loopy one.
	No, I didn't, but it looks like it, the one I landed.
	This is like watching when you flush the toilet.
	Maybe this is a different airport.
	I'm not actually sure. No, the one, it was Nepal.
	I don't think you can land on an aircraft carrier.
	I could be wrong. I don't know if you guys have seen this or not, but whether you can.
	I think I should have it when you guys crashed and it explodes or whatever.
	Oh, yeah, yeah. No, there should be bones flying through the air.
	Yeah, that would be fun. Burning passports.
	That would get rated 18+.
	18 +, yeah, yeah.
	No, but, you know, you're in the plane, so basically it just goes dark and then you meet your relatives.
	Ah! Sorry.
	Sorry. All right.
	That looks hard. Yeah, I'm not in particular going to do this one.
	I'm going to do it. You want to do this one?
	When you're done, yeah. No, you want to do this one?
	Wait, now? Yeah, you can do it.
	Are you sure? If you feel confident...
	You've had much less turns than I hoped.
	If you feel confident...
	I don't feel confident one bit... Wait, that's the wrong number of houses now.
	Okay. Oh, shoot, this is big!
	Get off my chair!
	Sorry, this is fixed. You can't raise or lower the landing gear.
	Now, remember, you've got to do a loop, right?
	No, I don't. Yeah, you've got to do, right?
	I'm going fast. Now that clad looks like the back end of a puppy.
	You have two ears and a nose.
	Back end? Yeah, like from behind.
	You're bringing it from the tail end. Oh, it's not even like the butt had ears and a nose, and I'm like, what?
	That's not how puppies work.
	No, it's not! Oh my god, I can't believe what you think about puppies!
	Horrifying. Why did two people post the same meme?
	Let's get some odds on the successful landing after what's known as...
	Zero percent! No, the successful landing after what's known as the toilet flush turn.
	Oh yeah. Do you even know where you're heading?
	Yes. No, stop!
	Stop clicking things!
	I'm helping! Let me do it myself, if I ever do anything.
	It looks like a dirt road.
	This can't be real. It is a dirt road, and yes it is.
	Oh, you've got a 5% going on here.
	Guys, give me some more.
	I want to know. 5%.
	Dad, what do you think? Oh, 27.8.
	Oh, did someone, yeah, 27. Dad, what do you think?
	I think if you make the turn successfully, I'll give you 80%, but I'm not sure about the successful turn.
	What's the chance of the turn?
	0.14%.
	Oh, that's cruel.
	It's not even flat.
	Yeah, 10%. Good luck.
	Now, to make it...
	I loved your support, guys, because I can definitely agree with you.
	Ralph Wickham says, I'm helping, too.
	That's a character from The Simpsons.
	Do you know where you're heading? I don't think it was supposed to be quite this sharp a turn.
	It was! Oh, there's the airport!
	Say goodbye to your coffee!
	Now listen, because I want you guys to have a very vivid experience, if the plane crashes, you all have to slam the keyboard into your forehead.
	Slow down the plane, it's too fast!
	I might have to circle around again.
	No, nonsense. Just go straight in.
	That is not an airport!
	That is an airport! Oh, come on.
	Come on! That's insane.
	This is like landing in Jurassic Park.
	I am circling around again, though.
	Yeah, yeah, I can see that. It's alright.
	You were almost out of fuel. You're fine.
	I'm not almost out of fuel.
	Oh, shoot, I am. What is angle of attack?
	Do you guys know what that means? It means kill.
	We've never watched any Simpsons, actually.
	I'm disappointed. Too nihilistic.
	I don't know who Ralph Wiggum is.
	It's a character from a character.
	Yeah, Simpsons, right? Yeah.
	Seven to one. Successful landing.
	Alright. Get ready with your keyboards, everyone.
	I'm sorry, guys!
	I'm sorry! Alright.
	Now, normally we do flight training with a bucket of ice water.
	No, we really don't!
	Actually, if we did, maybe that would be...
	Don't fly into the clouds! You won't be able to see anything!
	My fuel is still at 29%.
	I think it's stable. Alright, yeah, this is feeling good now.
	Still the wrong number of trees.
	Can you? Come on.
	How do we pronounce this place?
	What's it called? It's called Stayin' on the Runway.
	I don't know what it is in the native Incan.
	Stayin' on the Runway? Stayin' on the Runway!
	It's a good song. You don't get that on a lot of planes, though.
	Guys, I think he needs help. If I supported someone so effectively and passionately they did nothing when I was banned from major platforms, I would make videos like this, too.
	Angle of attack is the angle between your line of scent and the ground.
	Sounds fun. I like attack.
	This is looking good. Down further!
	This is not looking good at all.
	It's looking fantastic. Help me!
	Fantastic. I'm going to put my fuel down.
	Who the heck would even want to live here?
	Like, this is ridiculous. People who like dying in plane crashes, I think.
	Oh, looking good!
	I'm too fast. Nonsense.
	I think I would stop if you go around and try again.
	It looks like a ramp that's just going to yeet you into...
	You didn't.
	I did. You did not.
	I did! Wait, put the brake on!
	You were sliding back into somebody's house.
	I did it! Are you kidding?
	Where the heck was the designated runway?
	Oh, that's not right.
	Can I make a suggestion?
	No, I pointed literally right at it.
	No, you should land on the designated runway.
	Oh, no. To be fair, you are in somebody's yard.
	That's like a chair or something.
	Too bad for them. No, but I have to say...
	I think that's like some type of brick.
	I have to say one... Did you start it again?
	Or go to my name? Main menu.
	Okay, I just have to say one thing.
	I don't know where else the designated runway was because that seriously was all...
	I'm sorry I doubt it. Thank you, guys.
	I think I did it.
	It seems like I did it. Oh, somebody's trying to get flight simulator loaded on a crap laptop.
	Gonna see if he's 60K on that challenge.
	Well, it's got lots of different settings for this kind of stuff, right?
	Good luck, guys. Okay, let's try one more.
	Let's try one more. Wait, are you sure you don't want to fly around and see some animals?
	Well, we'll try one more. Flamingos.
	All right. Famous.
	Oh when I was like um six or seven we were playing charades in the dark and um I think I was no it was me and I think I was guessing something and I said flaming bird because I wasn't sure if it was a hummingbird or a full bingo so I just said flaming bird and it has been our word ever since.
	Yes. We were like flaming bird.
	Where's my blue arrow here?
	Blue arrow. Yeah. It's right there.
	No, no. I mean, it's supposed to tell you which way to go in, right?
	Okay, it's my turn. It doesn't show you yet because you're not loading.
	Okay, so we've had one out of four successful landings?
	No, that last one was successful.
	Get out of the chair. No, we've technically had three successful...
	Well, technically we've only had one, but practically we've had three.
	And now you have lawsuits for whiplash and other injuries.
	He seems fun. Hey, Dad.
	Yeah? Stay still. You're gonna crash, so I'm just preparing you.
	Oh, you know what?
	I'm so glad that people didn't have to crash their foreheads into their keyboard.
	Two out of five. What's the chances of him landing?
	Oh, yeah, that's nice and easy.
	This looks easy. Easy.
	Guys, tell me some more chances.
	Two of five. Two of five.
	All right, fair enough. Fair enough.
	You have a two in five chance.
	Any more? What is 2 and 5 in percentages?
	40%. Alright, way to go.
	Dungeons& Dragons pays off again.
	Yes, like, I remember when I was, like, what, 8 or something?
	All the dice percentages, I had it, like, you could tell me I could do it in, like, a millisecond.
	I'm like, oh, I know this. And it was because we used a 20 for most of it, right?
	Yeah, pretty much. But now we do physical activities.
	Like, he yeets ping pong balls at me.
	Oh yeah, yeah. So for hits, arrow hits and all that, just throw Squishy Bolt at her.
	Yeah. Okay, I got a 50%.
	1 in 20. Oh, come on.
	I think this one's easy, because if it was like the last one, I'd give him a 0%.
	Okay. All right.
	Two successful landings out of five.
	This one has a 0% chance of finding the right runway.
	There's only one runway, so I think we'll be okay.
	I think we're gonna fail. Oh, you know what?
	You know what I like about this one?
	Totally correct number of trees.
	No, it has the correct number of trees.
	The one thing I don't like is using this controller.
	I'm more used to actual joysticks from when I was younger playing them on old Ataris and stuff.
	No, but it's way too sensitive.
	Like, you just touch it a tiny bit.
	And, uh... Now, I'm a big one for get low first.
	0.25%.
	Oh, come on. Keep texting stuff in there, guys.
	Keep them distracted. You know, I do well in adversity, so the less you believe in me, the better I will do.
	Hey, hey, hey. Oh, didn't we get a lot of lectures about not touching the chair earlier?
	No, and that's why I'm doing it. Now you know what it's like.
	All right. Yeah, that's fair. Landing gear down.
	You want me to click it? It's already down.
	Never mind. Yeah, yeah. These ones are fixed wing.
	Captain Mulligan sounds like a crazy French bomber pilot, though.
	Flies with half a wing missing.
	Yeah. Yeah, that's fair.
	Oops. B, B, B. A is engine up.
	Engine up, yeah. You want engine down?
	No, I'm good. Yes.
	B is down. It's back.
	Like, I'm backing out of this column.
	One of these...
	You're turning.
	It's right there. It's a dirt runway.
	I'm kidding. That's the one, the brown one up there, right?
	Yes. You might want to go off a little bit.
	I think you're a bit low. She can touch the chair as long as it coincides with the movements of the plane.
	Now, that will actually give me whiplash, because I, uh...
	I'm not a big one for, uh...
	Like, these tiny, tiny...
	Like, you barely have to breathe on this controller, the Xbox controller, to get the...
	That's why I'm doing all of this, like...
	I don't do that stuff.
	I just do very little movements.
	Or at least I try to. The chances of landing are about as low as Vosh beating you in a debate.
	Oh, yeah. Absolutely agreed.
	And it's Y for the break, right?
	Yes. Y plus B. Oops.
	There we go. Now, this is also...
	It's kind of cheating a little bit to not...
	A Marxist passenger is on your plane.
	The what? That's what he said.
	A Marxist passenger is on your plane.
	Well, that means he's definitely going to crash.
	I'm going to have a Pinochet moment. So Pinochet was this Argentinian general who took over when the Marxists were about to take over and threw a bunch of them out of airplanes.
	Oh, yeah. I remember that. All right.
	Here we go. It was helicopters.
	Oh, wait, wait, wait. Helicopters.
	But that was helicopters. This is actually a dirt runway.
	No, but I have to wait.
	Go down, you have to go down. The runway's up ahead.
	Wait. Yes, it is.
	Yes, it is. Oh, I need to...
	Down, down, down on the airspeed.
	Yep, you got this. Oh, it's all looking too good.
	Why does it still say 11? It's fine, just keep going.
	And yaw, you used the steering in the bow.
	That was very smooth.
	Oh, that was so smooth. Oh, that was pretty good.
	That was, like, as smooth as the one I did.
	Like, not the recent ones.
	Come on, that's genius.
	People wouldn't even...
	You just need to turn right really fast.
	Hey! Do not help.
	I say... Landing smoothness!
	183! Look at that!
	Zero. Wow.
	I am the 21,519 in the world.
	Wow. Nice. That's great.
	That is smooth. Okay, everybody gets a free keyboard.
	A free car!
	All right. I will just...
	Wait, wait. Landing precision, pretty good.
	Ground roll. I don't know about that.
	Oh, that's why I was going horizontal.
	Okay. Landing smoothness. That's my best landing smoothness so far.
	People didn't even drop their coffee.
	I did. All right.
	I eat my drink.
	So, should we go and show some creatures?
	No. Yes. Yes?
	Okay. Do you want to fly the creatures? No.
	Yes. I will. Yes. All right.
	See, I can't fly anymore because my arms are stuck in a dabbing movement because that was such an excellent landing.
	I took your dabs down. You broke my dab.
	Yes, I did. You broke my smolder.
	I'm sorry. All right.
	Let's go. Okay. You let the Marxist live.
	I'm disappointed. It's okay.
	I'll crash him this time. No, the Marxist was on board, but he was one of the airline snacks.
	All right. Oh! Here we go.
	Cannibalism. Someone applauded what he said.
	Alright, let's see here.
	Gosh, how do we do this again?
	Oh yeah, we go world map, and then there's...
	Oh yes, this plane is ridiculous.
	Do you remember what we searched for? That is not how you spell!
	I can't type! Oh, fail.
	Also, the mic's in the way, right?
	Yes, I got it! No, it was something else.
	Just search it. No, it was...
	I'll look it up. It was something like special or something like special or features or something like that.
	All right.
	Maybe it will tell... Oh, I'm not even typing in the correct typing thing.
	Let's do the... We did do the elephants last time.
	Yes! Oh, wait. Yes, Bear River?
	No, no, no. Those are all places.
	Just hang on, hang on. No.
	How to find animals.
	Animals! All right.
	Maybe you search for animals. Hey.
	All right. Search for fauna.
	Fauna? Yes, I remember that!
	Oh, come on! That's not an animal. It is.
	Oh, no. Flora is animal.
	So, flora is plants. Fauna, I guess.
	Okay. All right.
	Flamingo. Flamingo.
	Seagulls! No, no seagulls!
	Seagulls! Oh, we had the best experience with seagulls.
	They would literally fly around in a circle and take a french fry right off your hand.
	It was the coolest thing. Oh, yeah, yeah.
	But they took some off your belly. Yeah, it landed on my stomach.
	And I'm like, I actually had to get it off because I thought it might take the french fries that were...
	I was kind of carrying them in between my knees while I was on a chair.
	And it landed on my stomach.
	And I'm like, excuse me, you can't eat my french fries.
	And then I got pooped on, which was pretty understandable.
	So, yeah.
	All right.
	Here we go.
	So the big challenge now is going to be to land on the elephant.
	You try that, and if you succeed at that, I would be absolutely impressed.
	What will you give me? I will give you whatever listeners provide in the chat.
	Excuse me? I will give you a gif of a kitten.
	I don't want a kitten. I want a puppy.
	Oh, come on. I want to see animals at night.
	Well, I do. I actually don't want a kitten.
	I want a puppy. What are we doing?
	I don't know. Escape.
	Oh, wow! Those are some great elephants.
	Oh, the black elephants. The famous black elephants.
	Don't we all love this? Let's crash.
	Oh, I'm doing four screws. Okay, so let's...
	Wait, can we change this? I don't know what's happening!
	Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on.
	Let's go back here.
	So, I guess because it's daylight here in Africa, it's nighttime.
	But I wonder if we can set the time of day, I think.
	All right. How many of you guys have played flight simulators?
	Not necessarily this one, but other ones in the past?
	Pony? That doesn't answer the question.
	You know, I would never have seen this Fauna thing.
	I would have. Okay, so let's go back to the elephants, but let's see if we can change the day.
	Make it daytime with our powers.
	Someone's about to go to sleep. Daytime.
	Flight conditions, daytime. There we go, there we go, there we go.
	I think they should do it. Why did you say pony?
	Flight Simulator X on XP was great.
	Yeah, I know. It was odd, right?
	I don't think elephants have navigational lights.
	I think they do.
	They come from their eyeballs.
	Strong lasers can kill a human.
	I'm kidding. You want to see something?
	Yeah, go look at the Flight Simulator for the Atari 8-bit.
	Oh, yeah. That was something else. Fly!
	That is a creepy...
	Stunt plane of doom.
	Alright, so let's go down and let's show people the...
	I've already thrown up twice.
	Good. And the movie today is Fear.
	No, no, there's the other way. I'm trying to.
	No, you should go the other way. This is being hard for me.
	I can't go up. That's the wrong number.
	No, that's the right number of fields. I can't tell.
	Let me go up. It's not...
	The engine's not high, though.
	Oh, you've got a potato computer?
	What? A potato, I think, just means, like, really slow.
	Oh, nice. Like, bad audio is called, like, potato audio or something like that.
	We like our potatoes. Low quality.
	Nautical miles. Atari 26.
	No, I played the Atari...
	I had the Atari 800. I played it on the Atari ST where you got a couple of frames a second.
	It was much better. Here we go.
	Here we go. Lower!
	If the realism is still down, I can land.
	You know, they'll never forget this flight.
	Too low! Too low! You told me to go lower!
	Yes, but not underground! Oh, is that a power line?
	Wait, one second. Up! Up!
	I want to land. Oh yeah, I think not.
	Let's go back up, shall we? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	I want a refund. Wait, there's houses!
	What? Go see the houses.
	No, not yet. Looking over the panel.
	Okay, one second. One second.
	Are you going to take off again? No.
	Oh! Fly after the car!
	It's a car. Fly after it.
	Do it. Wait, I want to go to the elephants.
	Do not argue with the patriarch. Let me go to the elephants.
	Okay, see if you can fly through them.
	How about no? I think I actually can't look.
	You think they'd be scattering at this point?
	Oh, there's some realism for you.
	That's some more realism.
	Remember I flipped the point? Oh!
	No! I think we might.
	Oh, wait, wait, watch. They're going to come over you.
	Wait, wait. Just watch. They're going to step on your head.
	No! I'm sorry! Vengeance!
	You fly through us, we step on your head.
	Okay, wait, wait. That is, you know, that's a great shot.
	You know, just like, here's Flight Simulator.
	Did they stop? Come on, you chickens!
	Look, they're hovering! Oh, fatal error.
	And that's totally the wrong number of lives to grasp.
	I'm spinning! This is delightful.
	Guys, look! This would be extra.
	What would you do if you're...
	Do you know, I think half of your propeller blade is going into the back.
	Yeah, wait, some guys are levitating elephants.
	Look at them. Yeah, they don't hit the ground, right?
	Oh my gosh. You know, they're Michael Jackson elephants.
	I used to be good at flipping this.
	Oh, flip over. With your propeller in the ground.
	Yeah, that's realistic. Okay, wait.
	I used to be able to do this.
	I don't think... I don't know.
	You know what? You should eject.
	Like, just go four feet into the ground.
	Two feet. Help me!
	We're trying this one again, shall we?
	Oh! Can you turn your engine up a little bit?
	It's up at full. Yeah, I don't think we're going to get off this.
	Wait, give me a second! It's not going to happen!
	Come on, elephant! Turn me!
	And this is how they drill for diamonds, actually.
	They just get a plane to go upside down.
	Okay, okay, okay. Flight simulator, not physics simulator.
	All right, let's try that again.
	Okay. I know, let's go to...
	We're trying it again. No, we'll try another...
	Yeah, let's try a different animal. That was good.
	That was delightful. That was funny.
	You know, now someone can always be watching you.
	Huh? Well, if they're flying in a plane, they can fly over your house and stare at you forever.
	Sorry. I'm just saying it's true.
	Remember, you went down.
	We had a plane fly crazy low over our house a couple weeks ago.
	Oh, I remember. I was inside, and you guys were like, oh my gosh.
	It was like barely over the trees.
	It was crazy. Yeah. All right.
	Let's try fauna.
	Seagulls yawn. Seagulls, black bears.
	Yosemite. Seagulls, black bears.
	Giraffes. Should we try the giraffes?
	Giraffes are evil. Let's go. Evil.
	Send it to daytime. Uh, yeah, okay.
	Can I choose? Can I choose?
	Can I choose? Yeah, yeah, go for it. Oh, there's no 666.
	Okay, wait. Alright, here we go.
	Wait for it.
	Okay, wait. Oh, I suck at this.
	I can't use my fingers. Wait, give me- It's so cute watching kids with mice.
	There you go. Okay, I have this thing.
	So, in the game Rocket League- If you know...
	Oh, up there, it tells you what the daylight condition is going to look like.
	Yeah, so there's this game, Rocket League, and...
	Okay, never mind, I give up. I keep landing on...
	I keep getting my first score on number four, on the time four minutes and 44 seconds into the game.
	Yeah. Sorry, not into the game, left in the game.
	And that's how I was trying to set it up, and it keeps happening.
	Right. And it was really funny, because like two seconds afterwards...
	I went to go, keep setting up in the microwave, and it was 4, 44 p.m.
	So I'm like, I'm sorry, what?
	Is this rigged? Okay.
	Nathan, did you have any luck getting Fright Simulator?
	Oh, the problem is, though, you're going to need to download so much.
	Sorry. You need to download a crazy amount of data.
	Yeah. I'm going to just spin.
	Okay. No, I'm not. All right.
	Ready to fly? You know what you do?
	We should do the biggest airplane humanly possible.
	Oh guys, have you ever seen that Hollywood meme thing where this guy zooms in and he's just dancing?
	Look, it's farmland.
	That is nice. Should I do a flip?
	Yeah. No. Barrel roll!
	Not now. I wonder, it must be that the plane is this responsive in real life, but that's crazy.
	Too low! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
	What are you? Wait, don't flip me!
	Don't crash! No, I saw!
	Oh, come on! All right, I'm going to have to do this one.
	No, you're not! I'm afraid you have lost your confidence.
	I'm in grass. In the game.
	I was trying to land.
	Give me one more try!
	Really? Yes, last one.
	All right. Start.
	You just loaded. You shouldn't take too long to load this time.
	Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
	If you guys can find the Hollywood sign, yeah, that would be interesting.
	We should do that. All right.
	Here we go. Now, see if you can just make it to the garage.
	They're not that far away. Stop moving my chair.
	All right. Sorry. Because, you know, if you fly too low with the giraffes, you just behead them because their necks go on forever, right?
	Hopefully. Ew!
	I'm kidding! Oh, cute little giraffes!
	They're not cute! Horrifying.
	What is your thing with the giraffes?
	I don't like giraffes.
	Why? They're creepy. Oh, because we saw these videos where they stick their heads in your car when you're, like, at the safaris, right?
	There they are. Go down, go down.
	Okay, first you tell me not to go down.
	Look, there's one.
	You can see it just down there. Yes, I can see it.
	Oh shoot, I can't do anything.
	No, hang on. Run!
	Run. I will circle around just for you.
	I believe I've already passed out three times as a passenger.
	Good. I don't know if this game has a spruce goose.
	It's a plane, right? A specific plane, not a type.
	I'm a spruce goose. Look at them.
	Are you happy now? Whee! Don't flip me.
	Don't flip me!
	Oh, there's some realism for you.
	Oh, killed some baby birds.
	Okay, I will...
	Oh, just drive through them. Yes.
	We can see their innards.
	That's right. Don't we all love seeing giraffe innards?
	So now we're just a driving game.
	Yes, we are.
	Now, I wonder if these guys are floating.
	Let's see. Yes, they are.
	Oh, those things are creepy.
	Their legs are so long. Do you know that giraffes have this very complicated set of valves on their necks so that when they bend their heads down to drink, because they have to pump so much blood up to their brain.
	Hello. Oh, that's a giraffe butt.
	That they have to slow down their blood flow when they bend down to drink, otherwise their heads would explode.
	Look, I'm nodding. Wait.
	Are you nodding with your tail?
	Yeah. That's nice.
	Wait. Oh.
	Hello. They're all the same size, aren't they?
	Yes, they are. No babies. Okay, that's not very good walking, I've got to tell you.
	Look at that animation. They are basically Michael Jackson moonwalking.
	They did add them on, right?
	What do you mean? Did they add them on or what?
	Add what on? Giraffes, did they add them on as like a layer or something?
	Must be, yeah, but it's not.
	What I'm amazed at is you've got a lot of detail up in the air, right?
	But then when you get down here, you actually have grass-level detail, which is pretty wild.
	And I do wonder if the satellite imagery, like you know there's some grass, like there's this little pond here, right?
	Go over the pond. Let's do seaplane.
	So whatever that patch is, that must come from the satellite imagery, right?
	So that's what's pretty wild, is that this is actually a pretty good way to explore the world.
	I'm stuck in the water, guys.
	Wait, I was going to take off.
	Oh, sorry. Let me try.
	No, no, other way. Okay, I'm doing it.
	Yeah, this is, uh, not the most...
	Whoa!
	We're up! We're up! And we're back...
	Oh, no, up! Up the other way.
	You're doing well. Thank you.
	Now, if you go up too high, you'll stall.
	All right, so you've got to go up gently. Oh, lord.
	I keep going back down. Let me one last try.
	Let me reset my camera. You've got to put your engine to max, I think.
	It is max. It's as high as it can go.
	But it's not in the red of death yet.
	Okay, but it doesn't let me go in the red of death.
	Oh, we're up! Yes! Excellent.
	Okay, it's not- I'm not going up!
	I can't- No, you should go up though! Oh, oh, and we've- No!
	Wait, I'm not flipped yet!
	Look, look, look, go back! Go back!
	What? Yes, now you're flipped.
	Okay. Uh, let's go to- Let's try one more.
	Let's try one more. Never had giraffe meat?
	Do you want to show the, uh, the, the, the store- the tall building in Australia?
	Yes, I think they might have fixed that though in the latest update.
	Oh, let's find it? No, let's not.
	Let's fly to it. Okay. Yeah, we're flying to it.
	Okay. Uh...
	Was it 222 stories, right?
	222 stories, yes, I think so.
	Do you remember how this came about?
	Someone, they made a typo.
	Yeah, they made a typo, so instead of it being two...
	Instead of it being two stories, it was 222.
	And it was...
	They've done one update.
	I hope they kept it, because it's kind of cool.
	Imagine if you lived in that house that got...
	Oh, 212 story tower.
	Okay, let's see. 212. Let's see here.
	So, um...
	How did we get there?
	Do do do!
	Alright, how do we get there?
	Okay, can you go to a world map?
	No, I can't control a mouse.
	Wait, why is this mouse moving so slowly?
	Did you put the sensitivity down?
	I don't recall. Why are you moving?
	I'm going, like, whipping speed.
	This is so nice.
	My arm is stretching, so I'm welcome.
	Alright, so go to world map.
	Noober. Alright.
	Is it left click or right click?
	Oh, left click it is. Okay.
	Let's see here. Someone said, hey, at least you can make a profit off the draft meet if you survive the crash.
	I don't even know that's a thing, is it?
	I mean, that's kind of gross. Read the text from Frosty Night downwards.
	Well, yeah. It's puppies, though!
	We'd like to have giraffes meet.
	Actually, how about now? Okay, I just want to see...
	It's in Australia, right?
	No, it is Australia, for sure, but they should tell you which airport to leave from.
	They did? They did, right?
	Let's see here. Okay, so let's say it from here.
	Let's see here. And so, can you do a search for Melbourne?
	Melbourne. We visited Melbourne.
	That tour. Yes, we did.
	I... Oh, right.
	Typically, on tablets, as you know, if you click a typing thing, your keyboard comes up.
	So I'm clicking it like, what? Where's my keyboard?
	Where's my keyboard?
	Imagine the keyboard starts levitating.
	If I'm...
	Oh, I think I spelled that correctly without any stuff.
	Okay, look at that thing.
	Oh, that's funny. All right.
	I got it, Melbourne.
	Okay, I'll keep looking.
	So what, we get Melbourne? Location.
	Do you remember which one we left from?
	No. All right, let's try one more here.
	Maybe you should search the location of...
	Yeah, maybe. They turn Buckingham Palace into a block of flats, apartments, that's pretty funny.
	Alright, so here we go.
	How did we get there? Oh, here we go.
	From... I'll just search it.
	Is it ES or S? Oh, wait, wait.
	No, that's good. Do a search thing.
	No? What the?
	Okay. Essendon.
	Okay, so let's just do here.
	Essendon. There we go. So we take off from that one.
	So, oh, does it not give us that?
	Melbow. I think this one's probably the most popular one.
	Oh, no, no. Hang on.
	No, we don't want this.
	Okay, Essendon. That's why it's first, because it's so popular.
	Can you make it daytime? Oh, set as departure.
	Yeah, we'll do that. Wait.
	Set as departure, and we'll make it 11.
	Oh, 7. And fly.
	711. Alright, here we go.
	Please crash into their government.
	Yes, I'd like to. Bigger plane.
	No. Oh, that's a good idea.
	No. Bigger. No.
	All the way bigger. That was a random growl that I made of you.
	I guess we're back on this plane.
	Or by the way, that's just a picture. That's just a picture.
	That shows it on every loading screen.
	Right, right. Okay.
	So, and you've got to fly northeast.
	Yes. I assume there's a compass.
	I think we did this before. I don't think so.
	There we go. And I'm saying that to the most recent message.
	I haven't seen any military aircraft, but you can buy these add-ins.
	I always prefer dogfights, which is basically two planes fighting.
	That's what I used to do a lot on flight simulators.
	I haven't practiced the landings too much.
	You can fight on flight simuliers?
	Yes. There's one called War Thunder somebody was recommending to me.
	Strangers in the night.
	What? Alright, here we go.
	Why did you sing that?
	Oh, because somebody said Starngers, which I assume was Strangers in the Night, was typoed.
	Ah. Typoed! It might actually be a plane, though.
	I don't think so. That's why it says 747.
	Yeah, 747 is a plane, for sure.
	Strangers. Okay, he was correct.
	Yes, but I don't know what that means.
	I do. It means strangers in the night.
	There we go. Alright, here we go.
	If the microphone was close to me, is it?
	I don't know. Oh, can I blow on it?
	Okay, fly! I won't.
	I won't blow on it, I promise, guys.
	Fly! I have tried yoga.
	I broke my promise. Oh my gosh.
	We're in this freaky thing.
	Yes, we are. Bigger plane!
	No! Okay, go. Oh, is it a song?
	747 Strangers in the Night?
	Alright, so where's our...
	Oh, there's our compass. So you've got to fly northeast.
	Why is it beeping? That's...
	That's not the way!
	Other way! I'm going northeast!
	Not yet! Still going northwest!
	Keep going! Keep going!
	Let me... I'm helping!
	No, you're not! Stop!
	Alright. Now, it may be gone.
	It's still northwest! You said northeast.
	Northeast, I said. Yeah, you're still going northeast.
	Alright, so everybody keep your eyes peeled.
	There we go! Yes! It's hard to see, though.
	I don't actually see anything. It's hard to see.
	No. And that's what actually happens from space when I get a good idea, except it's a column of light.
	Um, I think not.
	Column of light. Wouldn't it be cool to land in the airport?
	Now, they say you can land on this thing.
	I can't believe it. I bet you it would be pretty hard, though.
	It's probably not that big a building.
	Gonna stalk. Oh, good.
	He said stall, so we're not gonna get a stalker.
	That's good. Space.
	Now, I don't think... I haven't seen anything to do with space yet.
	We will now. Okay.
	So this building is...
	Oh, actually, of course, only a two-story stall, but somebody entered it as 212 stories tall, and I guess the computer just renders it no matter what.
	Oh, have a stall right out on top of it.
	Oh, for horses. No!
	I'm kidding, I'm kidding. So, yeah, this is like zoning fail 101, or this is what everyone imagines a libertarian city would be.
	My autocorrect is being annoying.
	A good carpenter never blends his skills.
	Okay, I hate autocorrect sometimes.
	I have it turned off every single thing.
	Every single time I ever use it, I turn it off.
	Right. Like, not use autocorrect.
	Every single time I ever use a device, I turn off autocorrect because it can be really annoying.
	Right. I don't use autocorrect because my car is really wrong.
	I did a dad joke for you.
	Izzy is laughing silently.
	I'm not laughing at all.
	So, okay, I have to admit, one or two of his dad jokes have been funny.
	Oh, and that's enough for me, man.
	I'll keep going for years on one or two.
	I mean, like, that hasn't happened.
	Like, I mean, theoretically, possibly.
	Theoretically, there could be more, right?
	Phone call. Don't crash.
	You can't possibly be taking a phone call during one of our lives.
	Sorry, I just dropped looking at the screen a little there.
	All right, all right.
	There's the building towering over.
	Imagine if you lived in this building, wouldn't that be so fun?
	Yeah, especially the top floor would be kind of expansive.
	I've been never flying with you.
	That's a good idea, guys.
	We expect more of that kind of content.
	How did people apologize back in the day through remorse code?
	Any of you dads, get off the chat.
	No, that's good. Keep them coming. Keep them coming.
	I responded to you, evil doom guy, for a text that you said in the live chat.
	Alright, so hang on. Let's go to the Hollywood sign.
	No! Actually, the Hollywood sign was where I... I'm sorry, guys.
	Oh, come on. Let's say hello to our neighbors.
	Sorry if this is your house.
	Land on a road. Land on a road.
	Uh... Wouldn't it be weird if this was the house of a listener?
	Kaboom! What?
	Oh, no! Oh, is this the plane?
	Did you turn off all the physics? No, yeah, we did.
	Now, that's actually the wrong number of leaves on this plane.
	Dad! All right.
	Wow, that is... Wait, I'm stuck!
	Wait! Wait.
	What? Wait for it.
	Looks like you're kissing that house.
	I am. And that's where houses come from.
	Um, excuse me. Sir.
	That is pretty cool. Look at that.
	Number of windows down here.
	It's got the number of tiles on the roof.
	I mean, that's crazy. How do you go backwards?
	I want to take off. I don't think you can go backwards in airplanes.
	You can! Transport Canada!
	It's watching. Phone call to inform the Federal Aviation Association.
	That is so funny.
	Look at that. Let me go upwards!
	Oh look, we're inside someone's house!
	So rude. Wow, it's beautiful.
	That is too wild. The level of detail really is quite astounding, but they have this for all over the world.
	Imagine you just woke up one morning, off to a great start of your day, you ate some waffles, looked out your window, plane.
	Well, here's the funny thing. So we're in a house, flying a plane, that's trying to fly into a house.
	Yes, we are. Oh my goodness.
	And there's a funny movie.
	I think I mentioned this one before. Person who's out here, we're watching.
	There's a funny movie. It's not that funny a movie, but there's a funny bit in it where a guy's going to buy a house and a plane crashes into it and he says, I'll take it.
	And the real estate agent's like, what?
	A plane just threw into it? He's like, what are the odds of that ever happening again?
	Yeah. Fair enough. All right.
	Shall we? Very high if it's a passage, if it's a way for planes to get to the airport from a certain place.
	Right, right. Okay, let's just go one last thing.
	Keep going to the options.
	We want to go to the main menu.
	Yes. Let us leave our little sojourn.
	If we were in Melbourne, we'd already have Molotov cocktails on our plane, if you remember that.
	Melbourne was the most wild place to do speeches two years ago.
	Hey, really fast, Dad.
	Tell me your two least favorite air flight people.
	Air flight. Air flights?
	So, coming back from New Zealand was absolutely horrible.
	Absolutely horrible. That was the worst airline.
	It felt like a gazillion-hour plane.
	It was horrible. It went on forever.
	The seats were incredibly uncomfortable.
	They were cramped. It was nighttime, and we were too tired to do anything useful, and yet it wasn't comfortable enough to sleep.
	You were too tired, yeah. No, you were kind of dozy, too, right?
	Yes, but that's because no one else was doing anything.
	Oh, yeah, yeah. All right.
	I don't want the pilot profile.
	What I want is the welcome. I'm hungry.
	And let's do...
	Let's just do one last thing and see if it's cool for anything cool.
	Not Fauna, but...
	I'm trying to think of... What would they call it?
	They would call it Features or something like that.
	What would they call Features? Or something special.
	Maybe just try the Hollywood sign. Wait, what are we looking at?
	It's Fauna. No, we've already done that.
	Hollywood! Hollywood, yeah.
	Airports. Do you guys know which is the...
	South Hollywood. You want to try that one?
	I don't know where the Hollywood sign is from here, though.
	Come on, let's just depart and see.
	See if we can see it. And we're going to choose a different plane.
	Do you guys at all know where Hollywood is?
	Or at least the Hollywood sign? Don't give me a big...
	747! No.
	Done. No? Alright.
	If you do it, I will crash everything.
	Can you give me a double wing plane?
	A biplane? Yeah.
	Yeah. All right.
	How about this dude? It's a passenger plane.
	Yeah, that's fine. Let's put some passengers in.
	It's evil! No! Yes?
	No! Yes? No!
	Anything but a passenger plane.
	You can choose it. Anything but a passenger plane.
	All right. All right. You can get, like, a submarine.
	You can get a submarine. How many of these planes are there?
	Oh, there's 20. Nice.
	There also is one jet.
	Oh, that thing was impossible.
	Okay, here's the one. We'll do this one, but no passengers.
	I said anything but a passenger.
	This is a double passenger!
	But what we'll do is...
	No! And let's see.
	You might not even be able to take off from this one.
	Buy the squirrel 7777.
	Alright. Bye! Thanks for dropping by.
	Yeah, that was fun. Thank you.
	Thank you for all the memes.
	Yes. Or GIFs, or whatever they are.
	GIFs, I think. Staff Force One.
	So Air Force One is the plane that the President flies on.
	Staff Force One.
	Alright, here we go. Let's see if we can take...
	Now, you might not even have a long enough runway for this plane to take off, but I'm sure it would tell you that.
	You mean? Okay.
	More kittens! Yes, it's the cute one!
	Wait, are you staying or going? Is that a zombie Trump or what?
	No, it's the green color of this frog named Pepe that's considered to be sort of an emblem of the Trump.
	So this guy created this comic with this frog and then the Trump people took it over and he got really upset, but I don't think he could do much about it.
	Yeah, because he was a Democrat, right?
	I don't know what he was, actually.
	I would have been so happy if, like, Trump people took over my meme.
	Do you have a meme? No, I don't have a meme, but I'd be happy if something did.
	If it's any consolation, your dad is somewhat of a meme.
	Egg meme. Egg meme, yeah.
	Just like the egg dog. Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, look at that short runway.
	Oh, come on! No!
	Stop laughing! This is gonna be funny.
	All right, are you ready? This looks like Hollywood.
	There's definitely... This is too funny.
	Okay, this is no way this is gonna work.
	Now, hit your gas, Max.
	You're too wide for the airport.
	I know! You know, if we take off, there's going to be a lot more conspiracy theories about 9-11.
	Okay, here we go. Here we go.
	Do it! I have four engines.
	Maximum! Making me very uncomfortable.
	Take off your brakes! My brakes aren't on!
	YB. YB. Here we go.
	This is gonna work.
	I engaged the parking brake. No, no, put the parking brakes off!
	Oh, you're going to take out the building to the right here.
	Good. Someone's getting a haircut!
	Oh, he made it. All right, here we go.
	Hey, maybe this is what happened to your hair.
	The important thing is to pull up now.
	Dad, I think this is what... You've totally got enough speed!
	Go! Go! Go! This is what happened to your hair!
	Round speed to... What? Oh, you didn't.
	I didn't do any...
	You did not make a hair joke. Oh, that's...
	Oh! Yaw, turn me.
	Uh... And this is where the California fires come from.
	Okay, I don't think. Let's try.
	Izzy, this was not a very sensible plane to put on this runway.
	Okay. You've got to be more responsible.
	Sir, sir, sir. I'm calling 911.
	There you go. That's pretty funny.
	That was, like, not the most exciting plane trip that anyone's ever been on.
	I'm tickling you. That's fair. I'm tickling him.
	That's fair. Everyone, if you meet him, tickle his stomach.
	Do not tickle his stomach. Stickle his stomach.
	What's a tickle his stomach?
	He used to be. He used to didn't like that.
	Should we do LAX? Is that going to help us with...
	Yeah, but you're not doing that plane.
	That plane was absolutely wretched.
	You know what that plane is? That plane is like trying to run when you're over 50.
	Alright, here we go. So, let's do Los Angeles.
	Can we do LAX? Let's see.
	Does it take all cards? No.
	Doesn't really help. Oh, wait.
	LAX? There we go. LAX, saddest departure.
	There we go. Oh, but we need to change planes, right?
	Set the time to early?
	Uh, yeah. Okay. 1am?
	Can we do this one? No.
	It's totally different. We're doing this red one.
	No, no, that's... Okay, fine.
	Do the Cub Crafter. Cub Crafter.
	All right. Wait, it's got red on it.
	I don't like it. Why?
	I don't know. Make the blue plane, then.
	Do the diamond aircraft. This one?
	Blue's prettier, right? Blue's prettier.
	All right. Guys, what is your favorite color?
	I would like you to type it in the chat.
	Favorite color, guys. Favorite color.
	Favorite color of blue. No, favorite color.
	Get it, boo? Autocorrect. Socks.
	I get it. Yeah, I get it. No, guys, seriously.
	Tell me your favorite color, guys.
	Do it! I feel like Frosty Knight likes light blue.
	I think you're gonna get a lot of pink, frankly.
	From you. I hate pink.
	It is my... The only thing I like...
	Green! Blue.
	The only color I like is, like, sometimes a night hot pink.
	That's it. Teal is pretty. I like teal.
	I have, like, this thing.
	I'm not actually... I don't really have...
	Oh, that's a cool thing. Teal!
	No one likes yellow. I love teal.
	Um... It seems to, like, no one likes real.
	But anyways... Real.
	Sorry. Yellow. Gersh.
	Um... Uh, I have this thing.
	So, when... I used to love pink and purple when I was, like, six.
	Yeah. And four, or whatever.
	And then it kind of went to, like...
	Just purple only. Nightmare t-shirt for you is a pink with a logo on it.
	Pink with a logo on it and then with frills.
	I just like... I find it really hard to find just a t-shirt.
	Like, I like t-shirts...
	Like, right now I'm wearing...
	Plain black? An oversized black...
	Dark navy blue t-shirt.
	Yeah. Yeah, Surreality, I agree with you.
	I mean, the only thing I like...
	I'm okay with, like, if there's, like, a...
	Occasionally, like, a nice little pink touch in, like, a drawing or something like that can be pretty.
	Like a sunset. Like, yeah, like, occasionally pink is nice.
	It's a nice add-on. But, like, for a favorite color, pink would not be it.
	Well, I think also, so you have what is technically called a highly resistant personality.
	I do. So the moment that you hear, oh, girls are supposed to like pink, you say?
	No. No, absolutely not.
	I like blue. I will do the opposite.
	Now I'm probably sifting towards navy blue.
	I don't know where you get this resistant personality from.
	I'm gonna obviously have to talk to mom about it.
	Yeah, I kind of like teal.
	I like teal a lot. Teal's pretty.
	What's teal? Teal is like a turquoise color.
	Uh, turquoise is alright. Dark earth tones are the best for clothes.
	He wears ground?
	I also like, there was unfortunately just like dark, kind of palish green.
	It looked a little bit like the navy green, tiny bit.
	But, um... Unfortunately, it was, like, a really bad fabric.
	It was just kind of boxy and thick.
	And I just like really loose t-shirts.
	Like, I'll have those even in the middle of winter, and I'll just basically just be fine with it.
	Like, I mean, I don't really get cold much, and if I do, I'll just grab a blanket, because I just cannot wear anything.
	Like, long sleeves, I just hate them.
	Kind of a random fact about me, but I like t-shirts and t-shirts only.
	Oh, I think we're doing a landing.
	I thought we were taking off from here. Maybe I clicked the wrong thing.
	Unfortunately, there's no way to know because we have no record of it.
	Just kidding. This is so shuddery.
	I didn't change anything, no.
	No, it's probably because there's so many buildings for it to draw.
	Yeah, but what about the 220-story scene building thing?
	I think it's funny. It's smoother.
	I know. I absolutely agree with you.
	Unless they're, like, super loose and you can't feel...
	Oh, hang on. There's a... Go to that.
	I just want to say one thing, just a reality.
	Oh wait, not him. Magnitude.
	This looks like a temple. I know.
	Magnitude. I agree with you.
	I just have this one jacket.
	It's a black, fluffy jacket.
	And it's very comfy.
	And I've probably had it since I was nine.
	So two years or something.
	Now the thing is though, you can't ever get favorite clothes when you're a kid because you outgrow them so quickly.
	Well, now I can wear them for a while, because, especially after, if it's one jacket I wear for a while, and it's the jacket, if I ever, like, am going on an airplane or airport or something, well, I guess it's not really happening anymore, but it's what I wear.
	I wear a neon shirt, like a turquoise shirt, black shorts, um, what's it called?
	I cut the sleeves off all my t-shirts.
	Hopefully without your arms in them.
	That would be good. Yeah.
	Oh, and he's a dad.
	He's apparently a dad. Do you guys know where the Hollywood sign is from here?
	We're in Santa Monica. We like our Santa Monica.
	I don't eat them. Santa Monica.
	Oh, it's Santa Monica now.
	That's where the presents come from at Christmas.
	This is where Santa actually lives.
	Predators get energy from prey.
	Prey get energy from plants, and plants get energy from dirt.
	Join me eating dirt to become superior.
	Sure. I've actually eaten dirt once.
	I was like, seven or something, and I'm just like, I wonder how this tastes!
	And if it weren't for the worm that was in it, it probably would have tasted pretty good.
	Well, that's where you get your nutrition from.
	North of Hollywood. Well, then we have to fly even further north.
	Oh, so it's north here, right?
	Oh yeah, dead puppies ain't cool.
	Do not crash land with the puppies in the cargo bay.
	All right.
	Okay, so this is just basically a city.
	So if you turn a little bit to the right and we head north, and they say...
	Turn to the left. Oh, see?
	Oppositional personality. All right, here we go, here we go.
	Whoa, that is shuddery, right? You said right.
	So fly north, basically?
	Yeah. Thanks for the halt.
	Runway is to the right. No, no, no, we're looking for the Hollywood sign.
	I tried to take off from LAX, and...
	I don't know what's going on here.
	Stalling! Why?
	You know, it's actually pretty good.
	We never see any other planes up in here, because I think those...
	Runways to the right. Right from here, or just right?
	No, we don't want the runway there. Right, we want the Hollywood sign.
	This does not look... Let's try it again.
	Try one more, if you don't mind.
	Sorry. Yeah, no problem. Do you want to give it a try?
	No, you go ahead. No, you go. Are you enjoying the flying?
	Yeah, you should go, though. Okay, thanks.
	I will give it a try. All right.
	Alright, let's see here.
	I don't know why I needed that exciting.
	Right here is randomly plugged.
	Do you ever have that? Your ear just gets plugged.
	It's kind of random. Sorry, what did you just say?
	You're going to stall if you stay at a high angle of ascent.
	That is true. A ricin package intercepted en route to White House.
	Wow, that's wild.
	But kind of poison, I think.
	Okay, select departure, airport.
	Oh, we did leave from LAX. Okay.
	Yes, we did. LAX. Whoever said LAX, I don't trust you anymore.
	Okay, so...
	Or we probably just messed up.
	All right, and...
	That looks like it's something in that, like, thing that blind people need in order to...
	Oh, Braille, right? Yes. I forget what it was called.
	Let's try...
	We haven't done an Airbus.
	Okay, so if we leave from here, we fly from here, then we should...
	The sign is northeast from Santa Monica.
	You were close. Ah, thank you.
	Yes, but I'm the one who's going to get there.
	I'm the one who's going to get there.
	Good luck with this. Now, so the Hollywood sign was actually pretty close to where I shot the last couple of scenes in the movie Hoaxed.
	Hoaxedmovie.com. You should check it out.
	Very good documentary. I think I saw all of it.
	Did I? You saw all of it, but I think you fell asleep.
	No, that was... Yeah, and that was fine with me.
	I was totally fine with that.
	No, so that was not that one.
	It's a really long movie, but it's good.
	But... The one I fell asleep in was when you were in Australia and you were doing a speech and I just passed out.
	Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, that was...
	It was really rare for me. I mean, it was four.
	I'm kidding. No, but it's kind of odd for me.
	I think it was also nine at the time.
	Yeah, yeah. But also, it was just so much deadline because we'd had a 16-hour flight and I'd barely slept because I didn't want to sleep.
	I'm like, it's a fun flight!
	Just for those of you who don't know the history of this.
	So, Izzy has never been a sleeper.
	You know what I'm saying? Oh, from the day I was born, I'm like, I ain't sleeping.
	No, no. I think she views sleep as death.
	It's a foreign object. Yeah, so trying to get Izzy to sleep is like holding a strong guy underwater.
	Like you'll just fight the death to not go to bed, right?
	So the whole time, it's been almost impossible to get her to sleep, except the one time when I'm giving a speech to over a thousand people, and there I look into the back, and my daughter is in her mom's arms, I'm not...
	I wasn't in her arms. I was on the chair right next to her and I was kind of using her shoulders.
	Oh, that's right. That's right.
	That's right. So I can see what you're saying?
	So, yeah, I'm like...
	I tried to obviously focus on the speech and the audience and what's going on in the room, but I couldn't help but notice that, oh, oh, we found a great way to get her to sleep.
	Just fly her to the other side of the world and have me give a speech to a thousand people and she'll pass right out.
	I have to say one thing. I don't actually think you were looking at me.
	I think you were looking at the audience.
	Well, I could see what was going on in the back time.
	You were looking at the audience.
	See, I'm a burn person.
	Alright. Yeah, that was something.
	So now we know how to get her to sleep.
	It's just physically impossible.
	It's okay. I've learned from my mistakes and I won't do it next time.
	You won't fall asleep?
	Yeah. I've learned from my mistakes.
	Fun fact, I haven't slept for the last 11 years.
	Now, this is something that they say about Jordan Peterson, that he was saying that he got so wired up on something that he didn't sleep for over 40 days.
	He meant that he didn't have a good night's sleep for over 40 days, where people are like, it's physically impossible to not sleep.
	People who are just like...
	Jumping on things, like jumping on whatever people say and trying to misinterpret it.
	I mean, it's physically impossible to misinterpret something.
	Get it? I don't get it.
	No, because I was complaining about how people say it's physically impossible and it's just picky.
	It's barely an inconvenience.
	Alright, ready to fly. So my fine listeners here are fine flight companions.
	Wait, which is the one? This one.
	Yes. Alright, so let's crank it up here.
	No, thank you. That's what you get for putting in a plane that didn't even fit in the runway.
	Our fine listeners will help us.
	I'm moving your chair.
	I didn't mean to do that. I'll just put it back.
	There you go. The well-actually crowd.
	Oh yeah. So, well-actually...
	Wait, where are we not going?
	Why am I going backwards? Oh, there we go.
	All right, here we go.
	Smooth as silk. Smooth as silk.
	What is your favorite number?
	I don't know if this is a thing.
	Favorite numbers sometimes are a thing.
	Alright, hang on. Concentrating on not dying.
	Confirmed Molyneux. Drugs child to prevent sleep for over 11 years.
	Oh yeah, yeah. Something like that.
	Alright, we need gear up.
	Excellent. Look at that.
	Let's stick. Did I not do that?
	There we go. Look at this.
	Yeah, so well, actually, they are the correcto crowd.
	You know, like you... So if I say women are like this, right?
	Like if I say women are shorter...
	I say women are shorter...
	Than men on average. No, if I don't say on average, right?
	So women are shorter than men.
	And what do the well-actually crowd, what do they say?
	Well, actually, I know three women who are older than me.
	And these are the people...
	It's really tough when you debate information in the public square, right?
	Because... Why is my thing vibrating?
	My favorite number is 3 and my dad's was 6 and then it was 2.
	I'm correct. What's your favorite number?
	My favorite number?
	Um, I like 11.
	No, you can't do that.
	Why? Because it's my age.
	Is that right? Yes.
	Now, I'll tell you what. So every age for me as a parent, like every age is the perfect age.
	I loved it when you were 1, 2, 3, all of those things, right?
	Now, I love when you're 11. I think it's fantastic.
	But 11 also means pause, right?
	So 11 also is a symbol for pause.
	Like, if you want to pause the playback of something, it looks like two vertical stripes, like the 11, right?
	Yes. Wait, can you just...
	Sorry, guys, could you just tell me where the...
	Was it northeast, northwest?
	It's north. No, just north?
	For the sign? I'm correct, that's what they said.
	Yeah, just remind me.
	Is it a north or northeast or what?
	Alright, I'm too fast.
	Straight! That seems phobic.
	Further east. Straight or further east?
	What are you people telling me?
	Yeah, that's fair.
	I feel like with all of this backwash from the jet engine, it's like I feel like I'm tasting gas.
	Further east? You should do another Q&A with me again soon.
	We should do a Q&A with you. I'd like to come back on the Discord server.
	Oh, Hollywood!
	Northwest is Kanye West's daughter.
	Yeah, that's actually kind of true. His last name is West and he named his daughter North.
	Seriously? Yeah, that's kind of lame.
	This is a guy, he's a famous musician.
	You know Kim Kardashian, right?
	Yes, I hate her. Anyway, so she married this guy, Kanye West.
	And Kanye West is a famous musician.
	Now, he took his music awards, put them in the toilet, and apparently peed on them recently.
	Why? Because, I don't know, something about he didn't like his contracts or he felt that he was a slave.
	The guy's worth over a billion dollars, right?
	Oh, there it is. Look at that.
	Hollywood. Crash it.
	Can I take it over now? I want to crash it.
	Okay, okay. I'll turn you around.
	Let's just leave this thing unattended for a few minutes.
	No! That never goes down.
	Stop! All right.
	Here we go. Here we go. Oh, it looks neat on the back.
	Actually, can I just, like, crash into all the actors?
	Okay. It's tempting sometimes.
	Kobe flashbacks. Yeah, yeah.
	Now, do you remember where it is?
	Bob Hope is a famous comedian and also an import, I guess.
	Why did it... Oh, I can't get over this.
	I think your wing's about to fall off.
	I think so, but it's...
	Would have been more epic if it was Disney, but Izzy loves Disney.
	Oh, I hate Disney. Loves Disney.
	I hate every single bit of Disney.
	I want to burn it all.
	Yeah, yeah. Thumbs up if you guys want to burn Disney.
	Not a fan of Disney. Ruined Frozen.
	They did, right? Part 2 was absolutely wretched.
	You guys should check out our review if you haven't already done it.
	Yes, that's true. L-B-R-Y. You can get my videos or a bit shoot.
	B-I-T-C-H-U-T-E. Okay, but really fast.
	We are going really fast. Where is the...
	No, where is the Hollywood side?
	Keep turning. Do I keep turning, guys?
	No, no. Just turn the camera view.
	Oh, wait. Hollywood, right there.
	Yeah, okay. Old Disney is the best.
	Well, so... Old Disney is really good.
	Rapunzel was funny. I liked Rapunzel when I was younger.
	Rapunzel was great. Yeah, Rapunzel. It made me cry, though.
	Tangled. Tangled. Tangled was really good.
	Yes, I remember when they cut her hair, I cried.
	Yeah, yeah. Well, you haven't cut your hair in how long now?
	Year and a half. Year and a half.
	No, I was nine. No more. Nine.
	Yeah, two years. Nine. I'm not cutting it anytime soon, either.
	D-Live, thumb up. All right, let's find this, and then we will release our prisoners back to their regularly scheduled Saturday.
	I think you might be a smidge high.
	I'm not. Turn!
	For goodness sake. There we go, there we go.
	I don't think, is that the Hollywood sign or just Hollywood?
	Nope, that's the Hollywood sign.
	I don't see it. It's there.
	You will see it!
	My eyes are old, my ears are weak, my throat is crummy.
	Can't disagree. Alright, here we go.
	I don't think so. It's there!
	I saw the sign.
	Okay, now I don't know where it is, though.
	It's right there. It's right there.
	Is it? Yes. Oh.
	Oh, there it is. I see the sign!
	What? What are we doing? Because you said you saw the sign.
	Okay, wait. Exit. How do we resume?
	Oh, resume? Resume. There we go, there we go.
	I'm just going to crash into a famous Hollywood book.
	Oh, you just go crash into buildings over there.
	Yeah, I'm going to. Too low!
	I'm going to crash right here. Up!
	Die cross! Up my buildings!
	What the? Oh, shoot, I'm still alive.
	Did you bounce? Yes, I... What the?
	Oh, then flying is a lot easier than I thought it was.
	Oh, come on. You didn't take off.
	That was a great landing. Totally real.
	What? Are we going off the hill here?
	We do be taking off. I think we may be missing a few realism sets here.
	I don't think so! I know what the pilot is thinking of.
	A tree. Oh, I love glitches!
	Whoa. We're like in Skate 3 here.
	Oh, that's not good.
	And the engines are still going max.
	Do you have your parking brake on?
	No. Why are we here?
	I don't know. What's happening?
	End the flight quickly.
	Alright, alright. Stop main engine.
	Do it. Oh, that is funny.
	The tree is stopping the entire plane.
	Off-road hero. That is great.
	All right. Well, listen, guys, thanks a lot for dropping by.
	It was great fun. Yeah, we should do a Q&A soon.
	Yeah, we'll do a Q&A. We'll schedule that, and you can just follow me on...
	No, we won't schedule it. We'll just randomly do it.
	Yeah, you follow me on Parler, or you can go to freedomain.com forward slash connect for more of this.
	And, yeah, it was great fun.
	Thanks, everyone, for the feedback, the suggestions, and it was really, really...
	Thanks for believing in me, Philip, if you're still there.
	I'm sure that Philip, where else would he be?
	Where else would he be? All right. Thanks, everyone.
	Have a great afternoon, and we'll talk to you soon.
	Bye. Yes, bye. Oh, someone said have a funtastic day.
	That's nice. Great.

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