Sept. 6, 2020 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
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BANG A GUY, GET A HOUSE! (how to make a million dollars in ONE DAY!!!)
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It's a wild world out there for women.
You know, bang a guy, get a car.
Bang a guy, get dinner.
Bang a guy, get a house.
I mean, it's just so different.
Such a different universe.
And this is why you're not thinking about, you know, I should do sit-ups and learn weird oriental sex techniques to give women orgasms to come out of their ears.
You're like, I gotta get a job.
I gotta make some money.
You know, I can't bang a guy, get a house.
I guess I'll have to earn it the old-fashioned way.
But then, of course, you know, the guys earn it the old-fashioned way and then some woman bangs them and takes it away.
Anyway, so, yeah, I just wanted to point out it's just – it really is a different world out there for a lot of the ladies.
And until we can kind of grind that into our brains, so to speak, it's like this – This woman, I mentioned her in a show last year, I think, you know, this woman, Belle Dauphin or something like that.
And, you know, she's a cute young woman and she wears these, like, weird Barbie anime wigs and all of that.
And guys will buy her bathwater.
I mean, I don't even know if it's real or not, but...
They'll buy her bathwater.
I don't know what they pour it on their dicks and whack off.
I don't know what the hell happens, right?
But it's like, you know, can you imagine?
Like, I could go to college, or...
Or, you know, and just hang with me on this.
You know, just indulge me for a moment.
Or, I could catch the runoff from my shower and sell it.
Like, that's... That's some weird, there's never been a business plan that's ever crossed my mind, you know?
Or, you know, I could, I could do a really exciting, intellectually challenged, risky podcast that pushes the Overton window of truth-telling in society.
I could do that. Or, or, hang with me, I could sell my underwear.
Like, that's just a whole...
There's some woman, I kind of remember her name.
She went on one of these OnlyFans sites, right?
This chick made a million dollars in a day.
In a day.
A million dollars.
That's what most men earn over the course of their entire fucking life.
This woman made a million dollars in one day.
What was she selling? Was it even like full pornographic material or was it just like a...
I think she's made a porn film.
But no, it's...
I don't know. Was she promising nudes or something like that?
Look, James, you've got this bookmarked, obviously.
But have you heard this story?
I'm actually afraid I have not heard that one before.
That was a long pause while he was deleting that bookmark.
Okay, hang on a sec. I'm looking this up.
And she's like, but I'm a sex worker.
I'm like, at a million bucks a day?
I don't really think that's work.
Yeah, here we go. Bella Thorne.
Pretty positive that's not...
Bella Thorne joined OnlyFans.
So OnlyFans, I assume, is a website where you get some pictures and then if you get tears and if you pay more, you get more risky pictures.
So she cleared $1 million in a single day and set a record for the subscription-based social media platform.
Social media here meaning media that might be too not safe for work for it to be posted on other platforms where it would violate the terms of service.
I don't know what she's got sticking out of what, but, you know, we can only be terrified for that, right?
So a week later, Thorne said that the number had grown to $2 million.
So she joined OnlyFans, set a price at $20 per month for a subscription to her feed.
So her net value was going down.
What do you mean? It sounds like. Oh yeah, so she did a million dollars in the first day.
Right, right, right. So let's see.
So she directed a pornographic film, Her and Him.
That's very imaginative.
She won an award for that.
So Thorn said she would not be posting anything fully nude.
Her page does feature some suggestive imagery, numerous bikini photos, her eating a hot dog, but nothing explicitly graphic.
In a poll, however, she did ask her fans what type of content they'd like from her.
Tongue teasing, lingerie, booty, showering, and twerking were among the answers.
But I heard she charged $200 for a single nude photo.
Ugh, there is some controversy.
Anyway, who gives a shit, right? But here's the funny thing, right?
So, you know, I've been doing this philosophy show for a long time and, you know, it's pretty exciting sometimes when it comes to the finances, right?
Because I'm not going to, you know, get into too much whining or anything like that.
But, you know, getting deplatformed, kicked off, this and that and the other.
You know, it's a... I'm a moving target, but I'm a target, right?
And so, you know...
You know, I'm always asking people, you know, what kind of shows do you want?
What kind of shows do you like the best?
You know, what can I do to keep you happy as people who support?
And can you imagine?
Like, I go and I'm like, okay, here's what's going to happen, man.
For 20 bucks a month, I'm going to eat a hot dog.
And that's it. I'm going to eat a hot dog, which a fucking chihuahua can do, right?
You know, like a chihuahua can't come up with universally preferable behavior.
It can't plumb the depths of the human psyche.
It can't unravel propaganda in the media.
It can't come up with relationship-based advice that is truly valuable, powerful, saves marriages, improves parenting, blah, blah, blah.
Like a chihuahua can't do that.
But you drop a fucking hot dog and the chihuahua's all over that like a fat kid on a smarty, right?
Or like, you know, I say, okay, you know, screw philosophy.
I'm going to shower with a cam.
That's what I'm going to do.
And you get to see the underside of my tongue.
Oh, and I'll be shaking my ass.
I mean, the amount of work that I put into philosophy to kind of stagger along this wasteland of social media rejection and sniping and hostile stuff from the media and shit like that, right?
It's like, oh, yeah, no, or...
Or, what I could do, you see, is I could take a dryer sheet, drape it around my dick, and sell a photo.
And it's like, I don't have that world.
Men don't have that.
I guess some gay guys do, maybe.
But men don't have that world, where you sit there, like, you're sitting there going, man, how can I make some money?
And I'm like, yeah, go on OnlyFans, and, you know, eat some yogurt, slowly.
Yeah. It does not exist for us.
And I fucking hate the whole thing.
I just... I don't hate her like she's just some woman and, you know, a million bucks is a million bucks, right?
I mean, you know, what's his head?
Joe Rogan took a bunch of money to go over to Spotify and lo and behold, hey, none of the shows I did with Joe Rogan anyway are over there.
So, but, you know, it's kind of hard to say, hey, you shouldn't Do this for a million bucks in a day.
A million bucks in a day. A million bucks in a day.
I don't hate her.
I don't hate the situation.
My particular hatred is these unbelievably sad, pitiful guys who are forking over 20 bucks so they can whack off to a picture of her.
Like, that's That's really sad.
Because that's not going to get your family.
That's not going to get you married. That's not going to get your kids.
That's not going to get your life going.
That's just a sad waste of seed.
And I just really wanted to...
Don't do that, guys.
Come on. Don't do that.
And if you know people who are doing that, don't enable it.
Don't do that. It's really unhealthy.
It's really bad for society.
And it doesn't just corrupt her.
So she gets a million bucks, right?
But what happens is there are a bunch of other women who don't get all that stuff.
But what they do is they put compromising photos of themselves out there.
And that's pretty bad for them because it keeps good guys away from them, right?
And it's really bad as a whole.
And... I just really wanted to point that out because, you know, I mean, this isn't your stepmom, Stifler style.
I mean, your stepmom is not getting a million bucks from OnlyFans, but, you know, she's getting to move up from the basement, right?
Yep. And we don't exist in that universe as men.
But the problem is, it's not resources for sex, right?
That's not... Like these guys, it's 20 bucks a month you're sending to some woman so you can get her nude pictures.
I mean, this is kind of sad, right?
I mean, I know it's a pandemic.
I know that there's lockdowns.
I get all of that. I understand all of that.
But, I mean, come on.
I mean, this corrupts her.
It corrupts women as a whole.
It draws a lot of people into what could be some kind of dangerous situations.
I mean, this woman didn't figure out Bitcoin early on.
You know, she didn't invest in Microsoft in 1990.
She has tits, and she's pretty.
She didn't earn that.
I mean, she works out, I'm sure, right?
But yeah, she only works out because she's already pretty, and it's valuable for her to do so, right?
So it's pretty sad.
And listen, it's not a relationship.
It's like, you understand, like to get, it's deeply disturbed in a way, because to get pictures of a woman showering, normally you'd be doing something illegal.
Like you'd have some creepy peephole, or you'd be one of those, like every now and then you hear about these motel owners who had video cameras installed and are taking illicit pictures of people, videos of people, or whatever.
Like there's a weird kind of creepy, I don't know if the phrase is still used, peeping Tom.
It was used when I was a kid. Which is, you know, the guys who go around trying to get glimpses of women as they undress or change or have sex or whatever it is.
And this creepy voyeuristic stuff, it's not...
It's really not good.
It's really not healthy. So again...
I don't know her, whatever, right?
But I'm, you know, expecting her to turn down a million bucks is kind of unrealistic.
But for God's sakes, don't do it.
Like, just don't pay.
Don't pay this kind of stuff.
It's, don't pay for a woman's bathwater.
What's the matter with you? For God's sakes, man, don't pay for a woman's bathwater.
I mean, that's so degrading for the man.
Here's 20 bucks. I'm going to pretend that I could watch you in the shower.
Here's 20 bucks. I want your bath water.
Ugh. I mean, come on, man.
That's not, you know.
There's an old book by Larry Niven and some other guy called Lucifer's Hammer.
I was telling my daughter about this the other day.
And in Lucifer's Hammer, it's an old book now, a comet strikes the earth and wrecks civilization.
And... At the end, they're trying to figure out whether they should try and rebuild stuff or whether they should just try and survive.
And this guy gives this great speech and says, we used to control the lightning.
I read this as a teenager.
I said I'm maybe teens or whatever.
We used to control the lightning.
You know, we built the most incredible civilization the world has ever known.
Separated church and state.
We got the free market going.
We ended slavery. We liberated women.
We stopped hitting our kids.
We created the greatest glories of art, technology, science, medicine, and economy that the world has ever seen.
And we dragged the world out of pre-medieval barbarism.
And with all of that wealth and power and momentum and history and beauty and achievement and high art, we inherit all of that.
And we push a couple of greasy dollar bills across the internet so that some woman will send us her underpants in bathwater.
The fuck? That's gross, man.
I don't mean to get all Old Testament on everyone, but...