April 10, 2020 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
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Stefan Molyneux: What We MUST Do About #Coronavirus
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All right, I'll be back.
Yeah, we'll give it another try.
It's a bit of a crazy situation, but we shall see.
I do believe we are back.
I lowered the throughput, and we'll see.
We'll see.
See if we have any luck here.
And we'll get back into it.
Alright. Did I leave anything behind?
Let's see. Oh, we'll take that.
And this is where I came from, right?
It's kind of a dead end. I must say, I don't mind the AMD software.
I probably have to figure out how to do it through XSplit, because the problem is that it just seems to be a bit flaky, right?
So I'm supposed to be getting my chat here on the top left, but no particular kind of luck for that.
All right, let's just make sure we don't leave anything behind.
We're already at 100 health. I kind of bled out all of my armor here, right?
Yeah. I'll get that.
Oh, maybe a little armor here.
A little disco Uta Hagen lighting here.
And we want that.
Yeah, we'll take that. Ooh, a little health.
Does that boost me up? No.
It does not. Anything cool up top here?
No. Up here, that's just gonna burn me.
It's gonna burn me bad, isn't it?
Yes, it is. Alright.
So, I guess we follow the yellow brick road, right?
We go where the coders want us to go.
Because that's what we call free will in the artificial universe of...
Doom.
It really feels like that is not going to go well to walk on, right?
Do you think so? I don't know.
Let's see! Yeah, well, I guess I was right about that.
That is not the place to go.
Oh, I should look at my map, shouldn't I? Alright.
How do I rotate?
Right.
Okay.
Yeah, that makes perfect sense to me.
Alright. Good. Good to know.
Alright, so where am I supposed to be going there?
Where am I supposed to be going here?
So that's where I came from.
There's nothing to jump on there.
And... Oh, did I look over...
Did I peer over this doom? Yeah, that's where I went before, right?
So that's no good. Can I go around here now?
Can I climb on top of those things?
They don't change, right? Now, I also did just upgrade the Radeon software, so maybe that's the big issue, right?
Ah, right, so it must be...
Well, no, that's where I came from.
Ah, this way. All right.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
Oh no, we've got the deep-throated Billy Idol monk singers going on.
Actually, Billy Idol doing the monks.
Why am I in love in stereo?
Okay, so when they give you the rockets, I shoot the...
I didn't need that health anyway.
Sentinel battery acquired.
I feel that's something I should remember what to do with.
Anything? Oh yeah, this has got to punch this, right?
No? Punch this?
There we go. What moved?
I don't mean to be jumpy, but I'm jumpy.
Did that open something there?
Oh no, it's another jumping puzzle!
Oh, wait. There was stuff back here, though.
Oh, that's got to lead to a secret.
You know it. You just know it.
Alright, hang on, hang on. Alright, so that's got to lead somewhere up here, right?
Okay, so this puts out...
Oh, so I have to do a double jump there?
Okay, so what, it just lifts these two.
Oh, oh, it takes me to that extra life, right?
Alright, well, I'm not sure I... I'm not sure I care enough about an extra life to do that, because, you know, there's always just the reload situation, right?
Alright, let's try it again.
Ah, forget it.
Alright.
Extra lives.
For the weak.
*Gunshot* Oh my gosh. Look at all this extra architecture just for drama.
I have a feeling we're going to meet that guy and we are not going to be fast friends.
You know what they say. There's no such thing as enemies.
There's just friends who haven't betrayed you yet.
All right. Order!
Sorry.
We must bring order out of chaos.
Please don't make me have to kill the cultists.
And I don't want to jump on that, right?
Okay. Anything back here?
can't go up, can't go around.
Dudes.
I walk among you.
I come in peace. I come in peace, but I'm just picking up this ammo because I'm so amazingly peaceful.
How much of this stuff would be outlawed in Canada?
Answer? I don't know.
It depends if you vote liberal. All right.
All right.
What have we got going on here?
Okay, let me just...
Friends?
You know, that is like the worst and creepiest yoga class I've ever seen in my life.
Alright. Do I want to go over here?
Probably. Uh...
Carpet of blood! Worst frat party ever.
All right. Oh, the skull dudes!
I remember them. Wow, that's been a while.
Can't they just have a happy face once in a while?
I guess that's just my question.
You know, mix it up a little. Mix it up just a smidge.
That's all I'm asking. Uh...
Uh...
Uh... That is a lot of machinery, and none of it is going to be for my personal comfort, right?
Uh-huh. Okay, can't go that way.
That is not good.
That is a bar, and you can't go to a bar because coronavirus.
All right. Uh-huh.
No. Up here. Up here.
Climb up there?
No?
Alright.
Uh-huh.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Now what?
Can I go down?
Ooh! Wait a minute.
There's cool stuff down there, but I don't get the feeling...
Oh, I know. I just go down.
Floor by... Oh, okay, maybe not floor by floor, but you know what I mean.
around the world.
Shooting them sends them flying, and when they collide with other demons, they're...
Oh, that's handy.
Attention.
All mortally challenged personnel.
The slayer is inside the facility.
Please proceed with aggression.
That, ooh, that is some nice light effects, man.
Uh, ammo, ammo, ammo!
Who needs a chainsaw?
Unless you're chainsawing a tree Oh, get a little health here Get a little help.
Get down tonight.
I feel this is more of a practice area.
And I feel I'm not practicing well.
Oh, I should be shooting those guys like pinballs, right, at other dudes?
Oh, you are holding out a long time there, aren't you, my friend?
Let me help you out of your misery.
Alright. Oh, these are the fast-moving dudes.
These are also the fast-moving creepy-crawly dudes.
Ooh, let's go get those health and this health if you don't mind.
Excuse me, I just need a little health if you don't mind.
Excellent. Alright.
Uh, who's...
Alright.
Oh, this gives me more armor, right?
Dudes! Oh, this is just one of these, uh, we want you to admire our models here.
What the heck is going on here?
What the... Okay, so that's not good.
I have a feeling this is not going to work out too well for me.
Oh yes, I thought not.
I thought not.
All right, so let's do one more.
Oh, yeah, so I've got to go down here, right?
Bye.
Now he's just going to take me down.
Attention, all mortals challenged personnel.
The Slayer is inside the facility.
Please proceed with aggression.
That was not ideal.
That was not ideal.
Oh, so inelegant.
Unelegant. Ooh, daddy's gonna need just a little armor at some point.
There's a little weaponry at some point soon.
What the... Alright.
Ooh, Disco!
Here we go, here we go.
Sorry, not chatty.
Concentrating.
Low health?
That is a sad amount of health.
Oh, really? Did I make it?
Oh, I am ashamed at every conceivable deep level, my friends.
I should not have survived that.
I deserve none of it. I'll still take it, don't get me wrong.
But I do deserve none of it.
Alright. I'd really like to get into there.
Low ammo, low health.
Alright. Can I go punch something here?
No? It's not going to let me through, is it?
I'm supposed to get through there, but I'm not sure exactly how.
Let's see here. Can I go to my lovely friends out there in the world?
And... Wait, am I supposed to go back out here?
You know what's funny? Here I was completely laughing about the need for any extra lives.
Now do you know what I desperately need?
A little bit of an extra life.
That is a double-plus bad place, for sure.
And how is the audio and video going?
Are we having any better luck? I took down the outgoing stuff pretty intensely.
Okay, so where do I go from here?
Is it back to the lake of fear?
Alright, use your rapier wit, Steph.
Yeah, no kidding, eh? No kidding.
Alright, my friends, have you played this before?
Can I climb this? No, that's all spiky.
Okay, so there's nothing out here.
Oh, I guess I can look at the author map.
C for center. Now, the funny thing is, the right click is not rotating for me.
Alright, obtain your super shotgun.
I would love to obtain my super shotgun, but I don't know how.
Can you tell me to go to bed so I will?
You can go to bed right after you tell me how to get past this part.
Okay, can I go through there?
That, there's no place to climb, and that obviously is electrical death.
Although, it does actually lead around here, does it?
Does it lead around here? I don't know.
Do I climb this?
No. It would be nice if I wasn't blood-spattered and coronavirus-ed up in the eyeballs with all this blood-soaked cataract stuff.
There is a place on the wall to climb.
Yeah, I just thought of that myself.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
There is a place on the wall to climb.
I thought so. Okay, is it a place on this wall?
Oh, there. Is that the one?
No. No, is it now around here?
Oh, there. There. No, can't climb that.
That's too shiny. It does look like I can get there, but I'm not sure how to get up there.
Is it on there? Wear a mask when you explore blood-soaked rooms.
Oh yeah, look at this. We're in Dr.
Fauci's fevered nightmares.
All right. Can I get up?
Can a brother get a clue?
Double jump up. All right.
Oh, and then I do a double jump, then a wall grab, right?
No.
No.
Go to the tunnel with red electrical floor...
Yeah, I got a feeling that that is not very helpful to me.
Back to the electric lava room.
Jump in electric blood.
Yeah, I don't think so. White men can't jump.
Yeah, actually, kind of true, right? Okay, am I supposed to jump up here?
I don't think I can, though. And there's no other place to walk up, right?
That's too slimy. That's the same.
Alright. Well, I'm...
You know, should I just die and come back?
Like a YouTuber? I should just die, right?
Because I can't really see much anyway, so...
Swing poles over the electric floor.
Oh, are there swing poles that I didn't see?
I don't see any swing poles.
Alright, well, we're just going.
Come back. Ooh.
Hey, I got three... I got three jumps.
That's not bad. Alright, so hopefully this will help.
Please don't make me go through the red wall of death again.
No. Alright. Are there places to jump on the wall?
I don't see anything. Do you think I'd just make it over?
Dash in air.
You can drop dash to the surface above the lava, okay?
Ah, okay.
So you're just supposed to take damage at this point, right?
And then...
Wait, did I leave something behind there?
Oh, I see. Okay, I don't want that thing anymore.
Okay. I don't care.
I didn't need it. Grab those walls to avoid the red field.
Alright. Get the ammo first before you touch anything else.
Do you think I should go for health?
Wait, oh, I can't upgrade those, right?
Demons drop armor at a faster rate.
This one we've done, right?
I'll take that. I like being the Luke Magnet.
Good. Excellent.
Thank you for your help. I will punch you in the head.
What am I, Mike Tyson? You know how they say everyone has a plan?
I think it was Mike Tyson who said, like, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the head, right?
And everyone has a plan until the CCP virus comes along and changes it all for us.
Alright. Let's take the health.
We need it, right? Let us scope it out first, my friend.
Oh, I'm at max armor already, right?
Okay. The pointless machinery stuff.
That seems a little too easy, don't you think?
Okay, so that resets from here, right?
Okay. Oh, so do I have to come in from the other side?
It looks that way, right?
Does this lift me up?
What the? All right.
We'll get there. Oh, that's closed again.
All right. Anything back here?
No. Alright. So this thing, when it closes, does it open this side?
You're just making me waste bullets here, aren't you?
No, it doesn't. So what happens on this side?
Boy, that's not at all annoying.
Not even a bit. Doesn't open anything up here, right?
Ride the machinery to the lower level.
Get crushed by the ceiling.
You reincarnate as the cult leader.
What, again? Go onto the lift that lowers.
Okay. Is this not lower?
Oh, it's not on this side?
But this is where I need to get to, right?
Okay. Ah, be patient with me, my friends.
I am... Don't dash flumus.
Stay in the lift. All right. Oh, do I go down?
Oh, I see. So you wait for this thing to come up, right?
And then does this take you someplace useful?
Ah, there we go. All right.
Thank you. I... Oh, I got it.
Oh... Oh my gosh, that's the Pac-Man giblets right there.
Uh-huh. Oh, there's got to be something else down here, though, right?
Don't you think? Ah, Ghost Man!
Father! Father!
Give me a gay amulet!
I will, son! But you must first do the funky chicken.
All right, what do we get here? What did I get?
What did I get? Oh, you know what?
Do I have weapon mods? I bet I do.
Oh, look at me.
Alright, five sticky bombs.
Do we like that?
Do we like that?
I think we do. Okay, can we unlike that?
I don't think we have enough, right?
Now, what's the one that gives me...
Oh, come on, will you let me...
I don't understand this at all.
Okay, somebody tell me, why does the Heavy Cannon not allow me to do any upgrades?
It doesn't seem like much of a point here.
I want something that zooms in, basically.
Now this I got, but I don't know.
I like that, 37.5%.
That is very, very specific.
And if it's sticky, we like it.
Alright. Lock-on speed is increased by 60%.
Yeah, alright, let's take that. At one point I'll figure out.
I've got to tell you, I've got to check my key bindings here because I don't think I actually have this set up to be correct.
Let's just go here for a sec.
Sorry, little Bill. A little music?
I don't have any music. Let's see if we have any music.
All right. So, controls.
Slayer bindings. Weapon mod.
Yeah, that's right. Now, what if I make the weapon mod also something like that?
Okay. Now, band weapon mod.
Oh, no. It shouldn't be that one.
Hang on. I need the other...
L, alt.
All right. Alright, so we got that.
That's good. We want to go up here.
Oops. We want to go up here.
And... We've got to punch this dude.
And... You know, that'd be great.
Another puzzle. That'd be fantastic.
Oh, is it this side now?
Does it take me up someplace useful?
Uh... The answer to that would be no!
It does not take me someplace. That's not waste rockets, though, right?
Or anything that is low ammo.
Reason and evidence is being brought to the Demon Hordes.
I'm telling you, it is.
Okay, was there anything else useful down here?
Uh, no, right?
Nothing there. Someone had to design that door knowing that nobody was ever going to look at it, right?
Oh, do we just keep getting more ammo here or what?
Oh, I see.
So this one goes up now, right?
Okay.
Oh no, this always has gone up.
Let's see here.
Swing through and greet You have to hurry, swing through and shoot the green thing?
What does that mean? Oh, through here and shoot the green thing?
And then what? Go up?
When you punch that button...
Oh, so I go back down here.
It unlocked a bar that you can swing on.
I tell you, I am not seeing...
This is just, I guess, my own limitations.
I am not seeing those yellow bars.
I've never played a game with those kinds of yellow bars.
Which, I've got to tell you, is no excuse.
Don't get me wrong. It's no excuse.
Oh, and then you have to shoot it before you go up.
Oh, okay. I'm with you.
I'm with you now. I'm with you.
Yeah, I got it, alright.
Oh, that's why they keep giving you new ammo, right?
Wait, that wasn't supposed to happen that way, was it?
I was supposed to do something else.
Do I stay up there? Alright, we'll get it.
We'll get there. Somebody's saying, no worries, I had a hard time with this.
I would say don't patronize me, but I really need to be patronized, so thank you.
Oh, missed it completely.
I completely lost my timing and sequence.
You know, somebody said the other day when I got stuck on those stupid jumping things, the real game starts at 25 minutes, and it's like, yeah, that's kind of true.
All right, let's try again.
Then this...
Oh, I thought I had that.
No? All right, we'll do it again.
When you're in the... Oh, you've got to air dash too, right?
Oh my gosh, this is like playing March of the Bumblebees.
All right. Alright, we're getting there, my friends.
Oops. Oh, I didn't shoot it, did I? No, I did not!
Oh well, we're getting it bit by bit.
So it's jump, shoot, and then...
It's jump, air walk, shoot, and then...
Okay, I got it. Alright. Oh!
No, missed one.
Alright. Thank you for your patience, my friends.
Although I will say that this is a lot more of this kind of weird, tricky stuff than I've ever seen before in a Doom game.
Alright.
So I guess I need to not be overconfident.
Now what?
No, no, no, no, don't make me drum.
and what then?
Okay, what's going on up here?
You have to delay your double jump until after you clear that first barrier then use thrust.
Sounds like something Alex Comfort would say.
Alright. So you know what?
I'm just going to punch this and see what it does.
So what goes on? So I've got to hit that thing.
Right? Okay, but...
Oh, and then I've got to go up there?
Is that right? Somewhere up there?
There's a grab wall opposite...
Okay, let me just see this again.
Alright, so punch that, shoot that, right?
And then that goes up.
Oh, and then I go to that jump wall.
Oh my gosh, that is crazy!
Alright. No, missed it.
Alright. Oh, because I forgot to do the jumpy jump thing.
The thrust, alright. Good lord.
This is like, is this designed by the same people who will like, sell you carpal tunnel solutions?
Oh, I should have had that.
I thought I had it. Oh well, we'll try it again.
Easier to shoot before the punch?
Oh yeah, that's probably quite true, right?
I didn't realize I could.
Can I get through there? Nope.
Alright. I couldn't seem to shoot before the punch.
That's the punchline. Okay, can I get...
No, I can't shoot before the patch, right?
Oh, and then I've got to push the number zero.
Oh my gosh, that's monstrous!
That is monstrous!
Double jump before you dash.
Alright, I'll try it one or two more times, otherwise I'm getting ready for bed.
Alright.
So...
Gosh, that is monstrous.
Okay, there we go.
Alright.
And now? Ooh.
Uh, oh, okay, so I've got to wait for that thing, right?
Oh, I guess I'm going to need that, I guess I'm going to need that, that, right?
Oh, okay.
Oh, let's dash in and get that, right?
Oh, that was not my proudest moment.
Watch out for the demons. Yeah, thanks.
I appreciate that. Super helpful.
All right. We will take that.
Now, I assume this thing is going to take me somewhere in there, which is something I want, right?
I'm just terrified to have to do that thing again.
Okay, let's see what's going on here.
Okay, so this is going to take me up, right?
Oh yeah, okay, so we want that.
Sentinel Battery. Good!
I can't remember what it's for, but I assume it's good.
Alright, so, wait.
Sentinel Battery, what's that?
Is this stuff I can do? Challenges?
Codex. That's alright.
Runes. Do I get another one?
Wait, what are these? Equipped?
I have two. Oh, I have to get three to three, right?
Suit. An upgrade here.
Immune to damage from barrel explosions.
It's for the Sentinel TV remote.
Batteries for ship. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Okay. All right.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
What do we want here? Faster weapon switch and mod swap.
Boring. Boring.
Leave some ammo when destroyed.
Yeah, I'll take that. That seems like messing with the laws of physics in a way that's going to end up with us getting SARS-CoV-2.
Alright. Alright.
One more? Should we do one more, my friends?
What do you say? Oh, we've got to recharge that, right?
I think this is good.
I think it... I mean, this game is...
Ooh. Do I go back that way?
Is that the way I came? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's a dead end if ever I saw one.
Quake was better than Doomed.
That's true. Now, I will say this, though, that...
I will say that it's definitely geared towards a younger crowd.
Alright. Oh, no, no, no, no.
Come on. There we go.
Alright. Anything here?
Anything here? Uh-huh.
Oh, we don't want a rocket launcher in this confined space, right?
And we certainly don't want something with low ammo.
Alright. Anything here?
Hey, pretty mama, let me light your can of course.
Mama, I'm so hard to handle now.
Mess around. Ooh, hot.
Ooh, hot! Good thing they have the gloves.
Uh, friend?
Uh, new suit?
Dude, do I get rockets on my shoulders?
Actually, those are just my muscles.
Uh, what have we got?
And... Boom!
Kaboom. Uh...
Really? I am so nerdy, that's actually kind of exciting.
Uh... I'm...
Whoa! I've become a bad guy?
Okay, Space Jump, Jetpack, Afterburner, Twin Rockets, Rocket Barrage...
Rocket Barrage. Is that Nigel's brother?
Boom! No, actually, that should be an F. Not that great a joke.
Alright. Left shift does what?
You've got to be kidding me.
Uh...
Uh...
No, I have a family.
Alright, hang on. So, I don't want the F thing, right?
Because I'm left-handed. So, let's see here.
What have I got here? What's F going on here?
Switch map and mod.
Oh yeah, that's right. I had that set up.
I completely forgot about that.
Switch weapon. Weapon wheel.
What does that mean? Okay, let's try that.
Next weapon. So what's my F thing here?
Weapon mod is F.
Okay, let's try that.
All right, space jump, jet pack, left shift, afterburner, twin rockets.
Yeah, okay.
Wait, can I not move?
Wait, why can't I move?
Hang on, why can't I move?
Ugh, come on. That was cool until it wasn't.
Alright, controls...
Oh, demon bindings!
Oh, okay, so I get it now.
I've got to set all these up to what I like.
Okay, teleport, use loot block, lake of fire.
Seems kind of cool, but I'm not sure.
Flame wall, use power.
Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?
That is pretty wild.
That is pretty wild.
Okay, so use loot block.
I don't know what that means. Flame wall.
Okay. Use power upgrade.
That's got to be page up.
It's upgrade, right? Use select summon.
Make that a right control.
Open summon wheel.
Summon ability. Oh my gosh, you've got to be kidding me.
Okay, those can't be numbers.
Because I'm left-handed.
All right. Next summon ability...
It should be...
Come on, that's not voiced. Push to growl!
Push to growl. Alright.
I don't know what any of these are, but let's just go kill some stuff.
Alright. Playing as a Revenant.
Use your jetpack to fly up.
Whoa, dude. dude.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Uh... That's kind of freaky, man.
So this is what I've been...
This is what I've been seeing on the other side for so long.
Uh... Wait, how do I fly?
Oh... Okay, so...
That's what demon bindings means.
Okay, I get it.
I get it. Okay. So how do I... Wait, how do I get my fireball?
Teleport. Use loot block.
Oh, there we go. So this should be the same, right?
Oops. This is lame.
I am not doing this as I'm supposed to be doing it.
So demon infighting me.
Man, this is like Bernie Sanders territory.
I deserve none of it.
Oh, okay, so...
Left shift afterburner.
So jetpack.
Oh, there we go. Okay, so...
Oh, so...
Okay, no fuel. Oh, so that recharges.
How long does that take to recharge?
Let's see. Oh, I've got to go get fuel, right?
Okay. I like these creepy hands, man.
This is like being Joe Biden at a Girl Scouts meeting.
That is too freaky. I turned evil!
Alright, um...
How do I jump?
Oh, yeah, there we go, yeah.
Do I get a double jump?
No, not really, right? Oh, so I have to go...
Okay, so I have to go up here, over there, and then over there.
Alright. Oh, that's kind of creepy.
That's actually super creepy.
Alright. Ah, neat, though.
It's a good idea. Good for them. Uh, no?
Yes. Can I just take some fuel from these guys?
Whoops. Oh, come on.
Let me up. I insist, because I must get the shotgun.
Uh, does this...
Oh.
Now I have... Okay, so it looks like I have...
Sorry, I've got to go around again. It looks like I have some fuel now.
Alright. Nothing up there, but I definitely want to go up here.
Uh... There we go.
Okay, so good. Now I have that.
Oh, page down is the rocket barrage.
That is cool. Alright. What did I get page down?
Afterburner. That's got to be right shift for me.
Sorry about this. Settings.
Demon bindings. Where's my left shift?
Where's my right shift? Oh, that can't be...
Flame wall.
Okay, maybe that's supposed to be right shift.
Alright.
Alright, so let's just get the hang of this dude.
Uh, and...
And... Jetpack is there.
Okay, so I assume they've given me some place cool to get to with the jetpack, right?
Okay, oops, anything back here?
No? Alright. Oh, anything back here?
No, they're not going to let me go back.
Oh, cheap. Very cheap.
Alright. Anything here?
So I guess I got to fly up there, right?
All right.
Oh, no.
Is that where I came from?
Why is it telling me to go there?
Piano fingers, go back up.
Alright. Alright, do I go further up here?
Oops. Oh, man.
Okay. Do I have to be facing forward for this thing to go up?
Alright. Do I go there or just back here?
Yellow objective marker.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't make me play by the rules, man.
I just won't have it. Oh, so now I go back to me, right?
I go back in my art maiden!
Oh, demon mission over.
Go back. Alright.
Oh, seriously. Go back.
Alright, I'm back. Oh, so the demon gives me the shotgun.
Ah, like your dark side giving you power.
Jungian style. Was that the first Jungian reference we've had in a Doom Blind playthrough?
Alright. We won't do any harm to him though, right?
I mean... Maybe give him a sandwich or something?
That's the wrong number of teeth, man.
Okay. So now...
Go back here. Whoa!
Drop down. So now...
Devastating meat hook mod.
What? To pull yourself to the demon?
Because... I want to?
Oh, and then does it shoot?
Oh, they're going to let me play around with shotguns quite a bit here, right?
I said shotgun!
Alright, what do we got here?
Alright, so follow the way you're supposed to go thing, because free will.
Whoa, oh, the flying skulls are around.
*Sounds of fire* Oh. Hey, I was just fighting one of you dudes.
Oh. Hey, should it give me a little more health than that?
Oh, there we go. Alright. Couple of shards.
Hey, anybody want to play Minesweeper?
Oh, by the way, if you're on the Discord server, tomorrow we're going to have a game of Minecraft.
Alright. 5pm.
Eastern Standard. Uh-huh.
Okay. Alright, what am I missing here?
I made blood, which is...
Oh, there we go. Ooh, we need a couple of shards here, right?
Can we flame him? Yes, we can.
Can we miss? Yes, we can.
Ooh, let's stay away from that.
I've got anything?
Anything?
anything?
I was not expecting that to be so friendly.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it. Ah, thank you.
I'm not sure if that was good fighting or the program was just being nice to me.
I suspect the latter.
Alright. We're going to finish this room and call it a night?
You hate those spider brains?
Uh, yeah. Spiders in general, right?
Oh, these guys. Daddy needs some ammo!
Sorry, and apparently I get them from your bone marrow Alright I feel there's more to punch Always more to punch, it's doomed.
Oh, should have chainsawed him.
What's the matter with me? Every time there's low ammo, chainsaw!
And when you're not low ammo, chainsaw!
Alright.
I think we're going to need to punch.
Oh.
Fine.
Spray and pray, baby.
That's right. I just had a call today with a woman who absolutely did that.
Have you ever heard this story before?
The woman says, oh, I was told by a doctor I can't get pregnant.
And then, funny story, she gets pregnant.
We've never heard that before.
Oh, okay.
Do we have any? No, okay.
All right. Oh, that caused me damage?
That's part of your graphics.
Alright. Um...
Oh, that was nice.
A little health, a little ammo.
Oh, and that opened everything.
And I'm supposed to jump somewhere here, right?
Let's go somewhere here. I finally...
Oh, oh, oh. I finally see something here.
Anything to do with you will never break the chain.
Alright, let's get a little more... Oh, we got...
I can't get any more of that. Alright. Help me, my friends.
How do I get the question mark?
It's got to do with some horrible keystroke combo, right?
All right. No, got to do two, right?
Can I jump off that wall in some freaky kind of way?
What's the story here? I feel like I should spin around in the air and dash in.
Are you kidding me? Whoa, thank you.
Was that a floppy disk?
Oh, that is funny. I mean, I feel my skills are so high, I'm basically cheating anyway, so...
Just kidding.
Alright. I just jumped down, right?
Okay. How did somebody get a recording from our first Free Domain BBQ? The limits of Stafford's IQ revealed.
Yeah, no kidding, eh?
Alright, I tried to be friendly!
Oops.
Uh...
Uh...
This is not... I just did a whole video about how health and safety was being a bit overdone.
It's possible that it is slightly underdone as well.
You cannot hide your obvious treasures from me.
Oh, was there anything back there?
No, it's just locked. I'm sure there's nothing.
Loving an elevator!
Alright, here we go. Oh my gosh, it's Billie Eilish!
No, too pretty for that.
Alright. What do we got here?
What's Stefan's IQ? Higher than the people who feel the need to ask, I would say.
Alright, um...
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
What was that cheaty cheat code thing I got anyway, by the way?
Uh, that's where I came from?
Yeah, alright. Uh-huh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're very big on the...
Oh, you can't get this stuff, you can't...
Alright. Wait, did something just pop up there or did I just fall down?
Uh-huh. That is actually kind of cool from a graphic standpoint.
You know, it's funny.
I actually did learn a little bit about programming from the Quake guy.
Because I remember reading an article wherein he was saying that when it came to clipping and issues like that, he basically just fussed around until he got it right, as opposed to having some big grand plan ahead of time.
And... Yeah, too easy, right?
You're gonna have to fall, dash through the open gate, and grasp the wall.
Grasp the wall. Which...
Which wall?
That is not an open gate, for sure.
So, is there something down here?
I peer, I peer.
Oh, that one, okay.
I see, I see, thank you.
And then what, we climb down?
We're going down, down, down.
Uh... Father. Father!
Uh, now what? Uh, I feel like we...
We climbed to one side?
Can I get up here? No. Oh my god, it's another one of these things, isn't it?
Ah! Uh, right.
You aren't much of a gun guy, are you?
Uh... I plead the fifth.
All right. Alright.
Come on, that wasn't so bad, don't you think?
Am I a funny guy? I tell you, I grew up with some, like, insanely funny people.
Wait, we gotta do this again now?
Oh. Now what?
Oh.
Friendies?
Oh.
Gotta be quick.
Gotta be quick, right?
Okay.
What the? Oh, come on!
I don't mind if it is fair, but that didn't seem particularly fair.
Alright, we are here.
We are here.
And now we look around.
Oh, there we go. And we go around here.
Bulla. We will certainly take all these goodies.
Oh, friendly? Oh.
I should have a zoom thing here.
I should have a zoom thing.
And I also supposed to get a rocket thing.
No mod activated, alright.
That's my rockety thing, right?
I want that. Okay, what else do we have?
I got no mod on that thing.
Uh.
I'm supposed to get...
there was someone over there, wasn't there?
Uh.
We will stay up here until that goes away.
And then... We will go around.
Now, of course, they should attack me if I was designing the dungeon, so to speak.
I would simply have them attack me from here.
Alright. Uh-huh.
Alright, round and round.
From here? Alright.
Good, good. Did I miss anything?
Yeah, probably. Did I miss it existentially?
Not really. What?
Oh, come on.
All right.
Screen disco suit achieved.
Uh, what?
What happened there?
Uh... Ah!
Basically, it's a...
Behind...
Punch the wall.
Oh, okay, okay.
I don't think that's the answer.
*laughs* You have to go under.
Look down.
Oh, okay.
Why am I still alive?
That does not feel right. Oh, I see, I see.
Gosh, that's crazy.
All right. Oh, man.
Okay, so do I need timing here?
I think I do. Oh, I gotta shoot that as I'm going through, right?
Okay Ah, let's let that close first, right?
Ah, okay I think I'm done with this for now So, thank you guys so much.
Oh, but if I finish now, I'm kind of doomed, right?
You blow your dash too early.
Just fall and double dash, all right?
Ah, thank you.
I got it.
I got it.
I totally would have...
I was just about to figure it out when you guys told me.
Oh.
Ooh.
I want that though, right?
This one I can handle.
All right.
What the?
That is some squealy stuff, man.
Okay.
Hey. Where did you go, my friend?
Alright. Stupid tentacles.
I only say stupid because I forget them every single time.
I'm like a virgin!
Alright, so something happens when you go on there, right?
Oh. Moving floors!
Moving sidewalks, moving pictures.
Okay, so do I go on here?
Ooh. Secret found.
Good. I'm glad I had that secret, because without that secret, well, things would be bad.
Alright, so there's something where you step on here, right?
Alright.
Okay, can we climb on top of any of these things?
Oh, there is something up there, right?
Okay, so I gotta go up there.
Alright. Chomp down from the top.
Oh. There's nothing up here, right?
Well, that's not the worst trap in the world.
Oh. That one was the secret I got, right?
Uh, nothing up here.
Oh, there's something.
But I can't get up there.
No.
Oh, can I punch that?
That almost looks like something...
Oh! I'll just shoot that away.
Oh, chainsaw? No.
I really feel like I should be able to punch that one.
Uh, okay. Do I go up on here?
Probably, right? Uh-huh.
Okay. And once again, I forget.
But I won't forget this time.
Because there won't be one, right?
No, there won't be one. Okay.
Okay, what's the point of that?
What the... Oh, I see.
You go on there, you turn around, you shoot the thing.
Okay. Oh, you got it.
But I feel like there should be more back here.
Ah, there we go. I felt correctly.
Into... What was that?
Into Sandy City.
Oh, so you get to play the Doom 2 maps, right?
Wait, was I here already? was I here already?
Ooh, I don't want to be here, right?
I don't want to be here.
Sorry, dudes. Nothing personal.
It's just pixels. Okay, do I not have anything for this?
Yeah. That is like the worst weapon to be around.
Okay, so weapon point acquired.
That's where I came from, so I don't want to go back there.
That is also where I came from.
No punch point going there. I assume I have to punch this for some reason.
Huh? Huh?
Heh! Alright.
This does look familiar though, right?
Have I been here before? It really does.
Or is it all just starting to blend together?
Do I have to punch that at the same time?
No? Alright.
Ba-ba-boom, ba-boom.
Oh, I want to get some health?
Why not? Do I want to lose some health by taking a nice icy swim?
Maybe. Why do you ask?
Those things do blow up, right?
Oh yeah, that's right. I got that power up.
I got that mod that those things help me now, right?
Alright, it's good.
Good, good, good.
Alright.
So something's cranking here, right?
I can't get there in time to do anything.
Can I punch any of these?
Shooting does nothing, of course, which it normally does unless they're demons.
I can't jump up here.
No. Alright, so obviously it's the laser.
And we will figure it out.
It's a lens.
It's like a focusing lens, right?
Okay, so can we turn it?
No, we can't. Can we get on top of it?
You know, like when I was a teenager, look at everything, say, can I mount it?
Alright, let's... Okay, that's not enough of a lens, though.
It doesn't look like it's doing much damage.
Just have another quick look around.
Oh, is that something here?
No, that's just decoration, right?
Let's see here. I don't think they would hide it this far away, right?
No, there's nothing back here.
Right?
Something not obvious.
So there's this skull thing.
I think that's just decoration because Lord knows they're not short of skulls here.
Now, it's letting me go back down, which is a little bit surprising.
So, if they're letting me go back down, it's probably because there's something back here that I need, right?
Now, I think I did get everything here, though, right?
That I don't want to do again, for sure.
Alright, let's go back in here.
Red rum! Anything here?
That is a flat top, so I don't want to go up there, right?
Yeah, that's Squishybone Squishyville, right?
Okay, so...
Let's try shooting again.
Well, let's try shooting and not going up.
Ah, so do... Oh, I bet you I... Oh, this is a double lens, right?
So I have to... Whoa. I have to do it.
I have to go around and punch quickly, right?
Okay, I got it. There we go.
That does it, right? Okay, got it.
I got it. I got it.
That actually was a pretty good puzzle.
I don't know. Well, it's 11.53, I'm a little tired.
All right.
Oh, let's stop practicing some of our alt fire, right?
See, that is supposed to lock in on something.
And that's what I don't quite understand.
Alright Alright Uh Oh, I know
Alright Couple of giblets Don't do any harm - Let's get a little there, get a little bit of the ammo.
Certainly wouldn't I say no to four points of health, right?
I'll get that helmet. Don't sneak away with your stuff that you don't expect me to find, my friends.
I will find it.
I will find it.
And go into the Metropolis rings.
But this really...
Oh, my gosh.
There really is basically nothing that they want to do that they can't do graphically.
What the... Hide and hide and hide and run.
Alright. I think I used a couple of rockets, right?
Let's go get the last one or two.
It turns me on when you take cover.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I get it. It also turns you on when I don't take cover.
Oh, that is quite pretty.
Oh, look at me working to get the health, and then they give out free health.
It's like the welfare state.
What's the point of working for it if you're just going to get it for free?
Really? Oh, Lord.
That's a jumpy thing, isn't it?
Yes, it is. All right, let's just have a quick look around and see if there's anything other than the jumpy thing I need to do.
Okay, that's where I came from.
That's a dead end. That is a...
Dead end at the moment.
That is also a dead end. And that is a dead end.
On the other hand, here, we have a dead end.
Alright. So I've got to punch this thing, right?
Is that right? I've got to jump up and punch?
Oh, come on! Let me punch!
That's a staple of the game that I can punch things that I cracked.
Alright, so let's have a look around here.
Grab your wall.
Alright. And then?
And then what? Is there another...
Oh, there's another wall there.
Oh, gosh. I didn't think I was going to make that.
Alright. There we go.
And now, yeah, easy peasy.
Uh-huh. Hmm.
Safety precautions. How am I walking on this with flat feet?
I don't think so. Well, we're up here now.
And now...
What do we do?
That is not a jumpy wall.
That is bright, man.
That is bright. Okay. I'll punch this.
Other grabby wall.
Is there one down here?
On either side? Let's check on either side.
No grabby walls.
No grabby walls. And...
No gravvy walls.
Now that thing is below me, and I'm not sure what the point of going up here is.
Can you make up some walkout or singing videos?
Can I squeeze down the edge here?
No, I cannot. Uh...
Well, it goes crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
Alright, so this way...
The green light usually means something good, right?
But that is where I came from, isn't it?
Let's have a look over here.
It's just odd that there is a...
And that's where I came from, too.
Alright, let's try going back.
Anything here?
Other than my own creaky knees.
Yeah, I tried punching that stuff already, though.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Alright. Nothing down there.
That's alright. We'll keep looking.
But that... No, that one I already went to.
Is that right? Alright.
There must be something up here.
It must be down here, right? Alright.
Let's just go here. Okay.
Is this new? Or is that where I came from?
Oh! Wait a minute. There we go.
Fair enough.
Ish.
Alright.
I don't like having the rocket thing for that.
*thud* Oh. Boss battle?
I wonder.
I wonder if this will be a boss battle or not.
Doo doo doo.
I do not fear you.
This match is not won yet.
Come find me, Slayer.
I will be waiting.
Take the train to the Terror Dome.
What am I, in a Mad Max movie here?
Is this it? No.
This is just something. Alright. A lot of architecture here.
Not a lot of purposes. Oh, I thought that was it for me.
All right. Ammo means boss fights.
Health means boss fights.
This dude. Amulet me.
Give me the frisbee of ancient Aztecness.
Praetor suit point acquired.
All right. Suit.
So what have we got here? One?
One point? What am I supposed to do with one point?
Oh, I can't do anything with one point, can I? Oh, there we go.
Sure. I want the progression items revealed.
That sounds great.
Alright.
Whoa, dear.
We are low. All right.
I tell you what, guys. I am going to stop because it's midnight and it's been playing for a while.
But thanks everyone so much.
I appreciate it. Take care.
We will see you next time on the Blind Doom playthrough.