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March 28, 2020 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
01:25:57
Stefan Molyneux Live Stream
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Alright. Let's try this again.
Streaming live to YouTube.
Are we getting anything going down?
I believe that we might in fact be.
Oh, we getting something?
No upcoming stream.
Okay, what in the Sam hell is going on with this?
And are we getting anything?
and Anything? Anything?
No upcoming streams.
Stream. Manage.
Here, no upcoming streams.
Alright, well I guess we can go back to restream. .
Thank you.
Nothing.
All right, let's try another browser.
All right.
All right.
Well, isn't that cool?
Something totally different.
Alright. It doesn't show up on my live stream, but it shows up.
So, yeah, that's good.
Excellent. Hi, everybody.
I don't know why it's not showing up on my live stream, but why would we want any kind of consistency?
From computers as a whole.
So, yeah. How's everyone doing?
How are you enjoying, I guess, a fair amount of indoor time?
And what's your life like these days when it comes to quarantine and COVID and all that kind of stuff?
How's everyone doing? Let me just check in here in the chat.
I'm going to get this.
Mystery URL, which is magically bypassing my YouTube stream settings.
And yeah, let's do ourselves a little fragging.
I assume that the audio trolls are here to tell me that my accent is incorrect and that I sound like a gay Taekwondo instructor.
Which, you know, I'm not saying that's entirely inaccurate, but not 100% accurate as a whole.
We're getting set up here. Oh, love to chat with Sargon?
Yeah, I'll check that out.
Please do check that out.
I would appreciate that.
And, you know what, I'm just going to throw this in here.
And, yeah.
I've been self-isolating for five years because I hate people.
Not much has changed for me.
Well, you know, it's kind of funny because it is actually kind of interesting that...
Not a huge amount of change for the stay-at-home podcasters, but...
Let's see here. Let me just throw in a slow mode because we are definitely getting, well, we usually get quite a number of troll, trolley trolls here, which is okay.
Pumping iron and watching a stream.
Bless you. The virus is a cover to lock down the world for financial meltdown.
Yeah, it could be. Could be.
If your floor is not lava, then your day is boring.
Yeah, that's true. Social distancing is what I call it.
Wednesday. Yes.
Are there any arguments that you have made in the past that make you cringe now?
I'm not a really cringey kind of guy myself.
I don't cringe too much. There is a progress, but for sure, I've got a whole series called I Was Wrong About.
And you can check those out, of course.
Just out of curiosity, does anyone know why...
I get such slow frame rates on my webcam, right?
So this is a Logitech Brio webcam, and I can't for the life of me figure out why on earth I'm getting like, literally this is like one or two frames a second.
Does anybody know?
Been telecommuting since 1995.
Well, I guess that's good to know.
I guess that's good to know. Let me zoom this in a little.
You guys are more interesting than the game.
I just wanted to let you know that straight up.
Do I still consider myself an anarchist or an anarcho-capitalist?
Well, of course. I consider myself following reason until someone comes up with better reason.
Love to interview on Sargon's channel.
Yes, I am going to post that on my channel as well.
I've got a nice local high-def cam here.
Driver update? No, I keep everything up to date.
All right. But I'm a troll and donate.
Well, that's fine.
All right. So, audio and music.
You know what? I'm terrified to try OBS. I use OBS in general.
I don't know how to hook it into a game.
There's no way to preview, so...
Should we just get into it?
Now, one thing that I wanted to mention is that there are people who have been telling me, and quite rightly so, that I'm not doing my alt fires.
So that's hurt me plenty.
Last played last month.
Don't forget to mod swap mid-combat to fit your current situation by pressing F. Well, F is right in the middle of my keyboard.
Press space to continue.
Alright, people!
How's my frame rate doing?
How's it looking? How is that frame rate looking?
Oh, looking over the cliff!
Looking over the cliff!
Some people call it the JQ. Looking over the cliff!
Oh, and it looks like I should be shooting that, but those guys I think are already dead.
Looks good? Alright.
Spear guy, lightning guy.
That is a weather forecast you don't want to see.
The sky will be full of pentagrams and tentacles and yellow lightning and big giant guys with spears and lava and...
Yeah, yeah. That's not good. I think I'm playing Doom or I'm playing New York next week.
I'm trying to figure out which.
Do I talk philosophy while I play?
I do believe I am. Plus, you will get a couple of definitely middle-aged approved dad jokes.
That is without a doubt. Alright.
So, people are talking about this alt-fire.
So, I hold down the alt-fire and then...
See, I don't have any alt-fire in this nail dude, right?
I hold down the alt fire.
Wait, I've got an end thing. Oh, that's that.
So I hold down the alt fire and then the left one?
Is that right? This is not Animal Crossing.
I just wanted to mention that as well.
All right. Should we go down and should we nail it?
All right. I want you guys to give me odds.
I want you guys to give me odds.
Will I survive first round?
And I want you to give me odds like...
99.1. That's what I need.
You know what? Shall I just turn off the camera?
It's kind of useless, right?
Jump. N-I-G-G-A. This one is easy.
Sticky grenade mod was critical for me.
So people are giving me a third.
A five second max?
Oh, come on! I'm not that bad.
This is Earth after one month of quarantine.
Alright, here we go.
Alright. You guys, ask your genius daughter for help.
Yeah, I'm not really sure she should be seeing a whole lot of this game.
Unless it's going to prepare her for when the grocery store runs out of food.
Alright. Shall we?
Shall we stop enjoying the art?
The Megadeth album covers?
Believe in yourself, Steph.
69 out of 102.
Three minutes. Alright, let's go.
Are you guys ready? Here we go.
Oh, I didn't get the nipple guards.
Alright, what do we got going on here?
I don't want that health.
Oh, I don't want that health, right?
Let's just explore a little and see what we got going on.
Okay. Oh, man.
It's these dudes. Alright, is anything going to jump up here?
Because then I can jump down to escape it.
There we go. Ooh.
Oh, that's a little too hot for me.
Let's run away.
Run away. Man, there's a lot of dudes here.
Oh, I want that. And run away.
You get to see the exciting and energizing spectacle of me.
Oh, I really could have used that health, don't you think?
Oh, red sky at night.
Blue sailors delight! Red sky at dawn.
Sailors take one. Oh, I could have used those health.
Bad shooting. I deserve none of it.
Oh, low health, low health.
How do I... Oh, that's right.
I have to shoot these dudes.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, I'll take that health.
Oh, I'm getting my sea legs back again, my friends.
Oh, I'll take that health.
Thank you.
Wait, is he dead? Is he dead?
Wait, who are you? Who are you?
People are coming. Ah!
Wait, I thought I got him! No.
Oh, this dude. Not a fan.
Not a fan! Probably the wrong weapon.
Oh, I'll take that health! Thank you very much!
Oh, and I'm gonna need this, right?
A little ammo. Oh.
Ah, hallelujah! Oh, I don't think I can jump there.
Whoa! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Hot things!
Hot things! Bad things!
Bad things! Yeah, low health, no kidding, dude.
Can I get out of here?
Oh, things have slowed down.
But not in a good way!
There I am. I'm down.
I'm down. I'm down.
All right, low checkpoint. Did you win your bet?
All right, I got this now.
You know, it's just been a little while since I've played.
Be patient with me! Oh, I'll take that.
Oh, did I get the guard?
I did. Alright, so I need to go in aggressively before these guys gang up on me, right?
Is that... what the... is that the plan?
Whoa. Okay, you come here.
Oh. Oh, I like that.
I'm down to one! Oh, dudes!
My droogs! That is impressive, I will say so.
Oh, let yourself a little health here.
Go round and round.
The whole entire bus goes round and round.
Okay, so we want to get these dudes before they gang up on me, right?
Let's go up here.
Get ourselves a little health.
Get ourselves a little chainsaw action going on.
I'm not a fan of these guys.
I remember them from the last game, and they were not much fun.
Whoa. Ah!
Oh, yeah, I can handle this guy.
Hallelujah! All right, here we go, here we go.
Wasn't there a nice healthy health thing down here?
Oh, I must have got it. These guys are not too bad, right?
Okay. I kind of like this, but I got a feeling I'm going to run low on ammo, right?
Oh, I'll take that. Ah!
Bye-bye! All right.
It is planning for Marxism.
Planning for Marxism. That's all I can...
Oh, this dude.
Yeah, I know.
I have not got my alternative fire going yet, right?
All right. How many nails have I got?
Snailed it! Snailed it!
Oh, yeah. That's that dude, right?
Whoa. Whoa.
That was quite a jump.
All right. Where are we going here?
Let's get ourselves a little health.
And... All right.
This weapon. I do need a chainsaw thing, right?
Nah, I'll get this guy first.
Always take the health. I'm a big sucker for the health.
All right. Because, you know, I've got to tell you guys, I hope you stay safe and well because this is not the kind of environment you want to end up having to go to a hospital in, right?
Oh, I should really get some health.
I should really get some ammo from here, right?
Oh, look at this!
Is it possible I could do it?
Oh, oh! Not with this dude around.
Not a fan! Oh!
Did I deserve that?
I'm not sure I did.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh, Pac-Man of Doom.
Whoa.
Was there something else here?
I'm not getting jumpy!
I'm just getting jumpy! Alright, I'm getting jumpy.
You know what it means by getting jumpy?
It means get the heck out of there.
Get out of dodge.
Get out of dodge.
Oh man, this dude.
Not a fan.
Not a fan.
Oh, did I get the health?
Yes, I did.
I'm sorry.
Yes, I did. And let's...
Oh, no. I'm down to sad ammo.
Where am I jumping here? Oh, I don't think I want to go there.
Oh, no! Got a little health.
Got a little health. Get a little love.
Make a little love. Get down tonight.
All right. What have we got going on here?
Alright, let's see if we can get some health from this side.
Oh, we like that ammo.
We'll get that ammo.
And a little bit of shield.
There was a grenade launcher too, but I can't really remember how to do that.
And the problem is...
Oh, come on.
Give me the health. Give me... Oh!
Where was my slowdown? Where was my slowdown?
Alright, you know what?
I'm going to have to dig my thing in, and I'm going to have to go to the options menu.
You know why? Wait, how do I get the...
Yeah, I'm going to reset the mission.
Oh, I've got upgrades.
Weapon point upgrades. Alright, sticky bombs.
Hold mouse 2 to turn the combat shotgun into a grenade launcher.
See, I've got to think that I need that, right?
Sticky bombs. Okay, can I upload that?
No. So, have you guys played this?
Use a shotgun grenade for these guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's important.
That's important. All right. Let's go back.
So, I've got Quick Rack.
Bigger Boom. I don't have enough for that, right?
I can't really see those credits.
But that's not the fault of the game.
That's just me, right? Okay.
Fully Automatic Weapon. Have I unlocked that?
Yes, I have. Quick Recovery.
All right. Full Auto Mode is done, right?
What else do I have? Do I have anything else?
Sticky grenades have a zoom that make it easier to target weak spots.
Yes, thank you. I appreciate that.
Hang on. Turn the camera.
So I've got something here, right?
Which is a zappy thing.
What does that mean? Top right, I've got one zappy thing.
Runes. That I need.
I can't unlock anything else, can I? Get the micromissiles for the assault rifle.
Alright, so if I go back to my arsenal, and heavy cannon, plasma rifle, combat...
What's the assault rifle?
Is that this? But I don't think I have anything left.
I just have a zappy thing, and I'm not sure what the zappy thing is, because I'm not sure that I read all of the instructions.
Alright, use...
Oh, you're back at your fortress.
Okay, alright. So now I feel fully confident.
Into the fray, my friends!
This time we have it That was not super good But at least I used my alternative fire Alright Alright get me some health
Get some! Oh, this dude, right?
Yeah, he is a little on the unpleasant side.
Alright, so let's see if we can get some health here.
Because that we are going to need.
and I'm trapped in this dude.
I did not deserve that, but I will take it.
Oh, a little twitchy there.
Hey, what happened to my automatic fire?
My droods? I really feel like I should be using this environment more, right?
Yeah, I think that just blew me up.
Oh, I will take that.
I'm getting too close with these dudes, right?
One health. Yeah, this is gonna go just delightfully.
Oh, I gotta chase a guy down, right?
And get him. Okay, let's get that health.
And that's 51.
Oh, dude.
Get that health.
Get away from this dude.
Get that health. Oh.
Oh, get that health.
And I need some ammo here, right?
Oh, another dude.
Whoa. Oh, he was just vanishing.
Oh, I'll take that health.
And look at this.
We might be getting along here, my friends.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, man!
Sidestep. Yeah, no kidding, eh?
Alright, let's try another game.
I'm not taking down the difficulty level.
I don't even know if I can, in fact.
Alright.
This, I'm confident we got it this time, my friends.
One health!
I think the game is being kind to me.
I really do. Alright.
I don't have an alternate...
Oh, what happened? Something happened on the alternate fire there.
But I'm not sure what it was.
I don't think I killed that dude, did I?
No.
I don't think I killed that dude.
Okay, I got him.
I've got some kind of grenades too, right?
Oh, I don't want to be up close to that guy, right?
No, I don't.
All right.
He's got to go down soon.
Getting me some health.
Alright. Get some ammo that we need.
Oh, alright, that dude.
Oh, get that health.
Always assume that there's someone else coming.
Get some ammo.
And there shall be no prisoners of any kind.
Wait, who's this? Oh, run away from these guys.
Yeah, they are my nemesis.
These guys are free health, right?
Kind of. Run away from this dude.
How am I doing for ammo? Multitasking is my friend!
Get some ammo.
Running away from this dude.
This is like a place I have been trapped in a whole bunch of times before, right?
Alright.
Not working out well.
Let's get some health. No!
Almost didn't make that.
I almost did not make that.
Alright.
Whoa.
I got no health from that.
Is this it for me for ammo?
Ooh, that's not good. Oh no, I got something here.
Alright. A little health from this dude.
And... It's the war of attrition at this point.
He's going to jump up here, isn't he?
No, I don't think I... A little health here.
Now, I've got a control bomb here somewhere, right?
Oh, there it is. Oh.
Cheating! Cheating! No appearing!
I can't appear. Disappear!
Like an old InXS song.
Alright, let's get a little ammo.
Run around the corner here.
I shouldn't have really taken that health, but I will anyway.
Oh! Yes! Got him, got him, got him.
Yes. Bye-bye, dude.
Alright, alright. Hey, hey, hey!
Where are you coming from? What's hitting me?
A little health. Actually, I'm kind of vaguely getting the layout of this spot.
A little health. I should probably get some ammo too, right?
Jumpy jump. A little more health.
And I got my sticky control bomb thing here, right?
Oh, did I get him?
That is quite helpful, in fact.
I know, I know, I know, I need to sidestep, but I really feel like...
I didn't have any room!
Come for the demons, stay for the cutscenes.
Alright. Look at this!
We're getting somewhere, my droogs!
I don't even know what that means.
What is droogs, by the way? Is that out of Clockwork Orange?
You trouble me not at all!
Oh my gosh, did we make it?
Oh my gosh! Look at that!
Three tries! Alright, right click.
Okay, so...
The right click just kind of scales stuff up and then brings it back down, right?
Okay, I just want to make sure I didn't leave anything behind.
Leave nothing behind.
Leave no ammo or options behind.
Alright, should we just enjoy the scenery?
The greenery? Yeah, lots of goodies, right?
Ooh, there's some goodies up there too, right?
So how do we get to those?
Oh, that's cool. Alright, so...
I think that there's a little bit more to get here, right?
Did I miss something? You be my eyes and ears, my friends!
Please. Alright.
Oh, I think there was something higher up here, right?
Oh yeah, there was this.
That's probably it, right? Oh yes, a bit more ammo here.
You know, this kind of ammo can be...
I thought I did this already. Can be the difference between life...
As a mortal and eternal life as a slave of the demons.
All right. What do we got here?
The boomer is a real remover.
And... Yeah, how do you guys find the audio is all right?
You don't care about the camera, right?
It doesn't really matter, right? All right.
Should we keep going?
Shall we keep going?
I think we should.
I really, really think we should.
And how many friends do I have in here at the moment?
I do not know.
Alright. Should we take a pause?
The pause that refreshes?
Wait a minute. Something sounds bad!
I shouldn't be changing settings!
Alright. Oh, one of these dudes.
Okay. That was not impressive.
Too busy playing with the chat and not enough time playing catch-a-frag with the monsters.
Don't give up. You can do it.
It's really actually very nice to see all of this.
Take this time to learn the dash.
Okay, give it a try. Hold right click, then left click while zoomed in.
Oh, wait. How do I zoom in?
This is going to be...
Oh, you guys get to see the very exciting stuff of me figuring out what my controls.
So I need to customize here.
So what's my zoom here? Move forward.
Move back. Got that. Jump.
Got that. Dash.
Right shift. Fire weapon.
Left click. Weapon mod.
Melee. Glory. Kill. I got that.
Chainsaw. Page down.
Equipment launcher. Oh, right control.
Flame belch. That's the end.
I don't know what the crucible is, but I'm sort of feeling it should be something else.
Alright, switch weapon, weapon mod.
Oh, F! Oh, switch weapon mod!
I need that, right? Okay. What should we make it?
Let's make it the one key.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
So that switches my weapon mod there.
I don't have a weapon mod for that.
Is this my sticky bombs?
I don't know. Let's find out.
Alright, so yeah, I didn't even switch weapon mods.
I can certainly see why I was giving some of my more dedicated fans.
These guys are just like free ammo, right?
Okay.
Not if you can't hit them, or refuse to hit them for some vague reason.
Are you coming back? Hey, come and play.
No? No? Oh, low ammo.
That means it's chainsaw time.
Time to use Arkham's razor to get myself some ammo.
Do you hear it? What was that movie?
You guys can remind me of this movie.
What was the movie where...
Oh, I'm a cat.
I'm a cat. Push things over.
And shoot them as they go. Yeah, let's waste ammo that way.
That seems like a good idea. What was the movie where...
Was it Full Metal Jacket?
Where the helicopter guy is asked, well, how can you shoot women and children?
He's like, easy! Just give him a bit more lead!
See, this is why I can't take Minecraft, man.
That is some seriously blocky stuff.
Dash refill. Whoa.
Oh, come on! Don't give me this Rayman stuff!
I just want to shoot stuff! All right.
Grab a dash refill to completely refill the dash meter to get across large dash...
Oh, boy. Now, there was some dude up here, though.
Can I get up here? Can we climb up?
Is there a secret spot?
Oh, hey! Don't cheat me, people!
I could jump that!
That was a programming cheat, I've got to tell you.
As a programmer, I can call it.
Look at this. I come in my own defense.
I should be able to jump to that, but it won't let me.
For reasons best known to the programmers, otherwise known as we're too lazy to put something over there.
Ah, okay. And now what?
Wait, is that where we came from?
Uh...
Ah!
What the...
Okay. Low health.
Excellent. If you jump down that really steep cliff, you find a secret.
Oh, what, back here? Secret, secret.
I got a secret. Is it this one?
There's a secret down here?
Oh, are you trolling me, dude?
Are you trolling me, bro?
Call Faith Goldie for reinforcements.
Yeah, they should be pretty good at this.
Oh, what's down here?
Oh, I can't get there though, right?
I have to do that funky jump thing.
That's where I came from.
Alright. Yeah, there's nothing down there, right?
Alright. Here we go.
All right.
Oh, I can get there, right?
Come on.
Let me up! Let me up!
There we go. Alright. Ooh!
Ooh! This looks like something that won't kill me for once in this game.
Alright, what do we get? Oh, wait!
Don't take a sip of coffee.
Oh, I actually need health a little bit.
Oh my gosh. Giblets!
Giblets! Alright. Alright.
How's the framework, by the way?
Sticky bomb the flying guys?
Oh yeah, so now I've got this mod thing, right?
But which mod do I have?
Oh, sorry to be such a...
Oh, is there something down there?
You guys got to tell me.
You wouldn't lie to me, would you?
You wouldn't lie to me.
Should I go down? Should I go down?
Oh, I'm just waiting for the chat to fire up here.
I feel like there's stuff...
This is really quite a layout here.
Man. Oh, now I want some ribs.
That's where you came from. Oh, okay.
Thanks. All right.
I'll just follow the train track.
I know the programmers want me to go a certain way.
All right. Green light.
The floor is lava.
Breadcrumbs! Kibble!
I will go this way. This is like the worst hell ever.
It's kind of like Britney Spears.
Oh! Dad joke. Told you we're getting some.
Told you. I warned you.
I warned you. Okay, that's where I came from, right?
Okay, so...
I like the plasma, dude.
Now, I don't have a mod for this, right?
No. My god, I feel like I'm just going through a museum of modern art here.
Oh, my thumb hurts sometimes, too.
All right. Carpal Tunnel.
I have a feeling we are going into the demon belly.
Into the belly of the beast.
Like going to Los Angeles.
Alright, here we go. What have we got here?
I need to do something with this.
Ooh, message.
Oh, I'm missing the cutscene.
Okay.
Alright, I will do a chat from now.
Good. Alright.
Sorry, I missed something. What happened?
What is going on here?
Am I supposed to go into the River of Doom with the cryptic writing?
Swiss Corona. Alright.
Did I miss anything?
This is all places...
Oh, this is all places I came from, right?
Alright. Alright, fine.
I'll go in here. Whee!
Alright, now I am going...
Oh, it's burping at me!
Ew, gross. So this is what it's like going down on a woman in her 30s.
Echo! Echo!
Echo. Alright, here we go.
Yeah, yeah. I guess I'm supposed to jump.
There's nothing else funky around here that I can get, right?
Oh, look at that reflection. Oh, that's just beautiful art, I'm telling you.
Oh, this was not my view out.
Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why.
This might have been your view out with forceps, but let me tell you why.
I was a C-section baby, so I... Well, like I said, I was kind of a knife and I was coming through a hole with blood in it, but yeah, I'm just getting all these deja vus.
All right. Whee!
This is going to be totally safe.
All right. Oh, now there is no...
Oh, this is the slow-moving stuff, right?
Whoa! Hey! Oh, man.
I can't believe I forgot about these dudes.
I don't even get any health from these guys, right?
Alright. Punch this.
Alright. Let's get a little bit of health back.
This is like the free stuff, right?
It gets you your...
Get your ammo.
That is a lot of ammo, man.
Oh. What the heck was that?
Bye-bye. Yeah, I got it now, baby!
I got it going on!
Giblets! Wait, something moved.
Jumpy game! Jumpy game!
Oh, come on!
What is this? You've got to be kidding me!
This is like the worst Chuck E. Cheese ever!
Alright. Okay.
The floor is lava and the jumping rope is death lava.
What the... Oh, we can handle this.
We got it. We got this.
Oh, yeah, we don't got this, though.
Get some cheap health.
I'm going to go.
Get some more cheap health.
I should not have done that better.
Get some ammo.
Get some more health.
What have we got? There was still a guy here, wasn't there?
Wasn't there? Wasn't there? Oh, did he fall down?
Oh, zombie fall down.
All right.
Weapon point acquired.
Does that mean I'm safe for a moment?
What the? That was a noise.
That wasn't my belly, was it? I'm not that hungry, actually.
Did you guys find that you're eating less or more under quarantine?
Oh, I left something behind there.
Oh, I need that, right? I should go get that.
Do you find... You know what? I actually find I'm exercising more and eating less.
All right. We'll get some tasty little treats here.
Get a helmet. Helmet Snyborg!
All right. Is that it?
Did I get it all? Less poor food choices, though.
Yeah, this is the time.
This is the time that we have time, right?
I mean, it's... Again, it's not that change.
I have to be homeschooling my kid and...
All that. And work from home and all that.
But you know what is new for this?
You know what is new for me?
It is new for me chatting with you guys while I play a video game.
That is like so new I can't even tell you.
I just can't even tell you.
Did you guys even see the...
I think I got these guys now.
See, I got a little bit of space to move around, and we're okay.
Now, that usually distracts you from, like, the millions of other guys coming.
All right. What is my mod here, though?
Okay, so something down here switches.
I'm sorry to be so complainy, but, uh...
Hey, that's how I roll.
What, are these guys alive?
Oh, my gosh, it's Kevin Federline.
Backup dancer for Britney Spears!
All right, um...
Should I get ammo? Yeah, yeah, come on.
Come on. Get ourselves a little ammo.
Yeah, because I don't need any health, right?
Oh, this just means the ammo is full, right?
Oh, fine. I'll get a little of this stuff.
Press tab for mod?
No, tab. What the...
Okay.
Oh, tab is a map. I don't need no map!
I worked in the woods.
Alright. It's nice having a little bit of tiny calm after the frantic part of the...
What the... There's all these weird burpee sounds coming.
That's not me, right? It would be great to have you guys on audio so that you could scream instructions to me in a very helpful way.
I do that with my daughter when she's playing games.
She finds it super helpful. Left, right, up, down!
Oh, does it not want me to jump there?
Really? Oh, that's full.
I went over there, right? Okay, well, this is where I came from.
I feel like I should be doing something with that, but I probably can't, right?
Okay. Oh, you can't jump up here because of the spikes, right?
Okay, yeah, fine. But I'm supposed to do something with this box, aren't I? I sort of feel like I should.
Can I punch it? Yes, I can.
Okay. Yeah, they don't just have the box lying around from nowhere, right?
So I moved over here. Does that mean I can use this to get somewhere?
Does not look like it. And that's what a colonoscopy should not look like.
All right. Okay.
Can I go around here and get up on the other side?
Sorry, I'm a bit of an explorer with these games.
Oh! Wait a minute.
That looks like something kind of important.
Oh, so I'm supposed to jump up somehow and get that punchy thing, right?
The pole to your right, jump on it.
I'm not sure how the...
Let me just explore a little more, and then we'll see if we can come back.
But I assume I'm supposed to get up there.
Oh, that's where I have to get up.
Okay. Can I get up here at all?
Oh, you got your invisible bars of lazy programming.
Oh, come on.
Should be able to get up there.
It's not like a horse on Skyrim.
Alright, so there's a puzzle trap here, right?
So this is some kind of intelligence test.
Oh, can I just move this once?
No, I think so, right?
Okay, so I gotta get up here.
But now what? Oh, I gotta...
Do I have to jump and then...
Oh my gosh, that's crazy.
I gotta jump and spin?
Alright, help me out, my friends.
Use the box to get the high ground to jump even higher ground using your dash ability.
But where is the high ground from here?
Alright. So this is a refill of the jumpy thing, right?
The dash thing? That's a refill, right?
So, I have to get up here.
And I guess I've got to get up here, but then I've got to turn and dash?
That's crazy! Jump, dash, dash, jump, jump.
Swing on the ledge to the right.
Thank Mirror's Edge for this.
Oh, that's another jumping game, right?
Oh! Oh, I see.
Oh, okay. Alright, thank you.
Alright, cutscene.
Coffee time. We're all going to get the cold bug virus and die while you play video games?
Hey, while you're in here, you're not outside.
I am saving lives.
I am eliminating the dorm demon horde, but I am saving the glorious lives of the listeners and supporters.
Our philosophy through Free Domain.
Radio. No, just Free Domain.
Oh, yeah, we're getting closer to that.
All right, we don't have ominous death thrash music, so we should be okay.
I got to jump over to that, right?
And this is where babies come from.
All right. Hello, Zinc Man.
Use right-click to use your aim with your mod.
No, I don't think that's it.
See, I feel like I just keep wasting ammo doing this stuff.
Alright. Now what?
Do I climb out on there?
Oh, I'm going to get invisible lines that I can't go up here, right?
No. Alright. I don't want to go back because I feel like that's cheating.
Alright, can I go down here? Alright.
Oh! Come on!
Alright, I need to go back here, right?
Oh, did that open? Oh, okay, so I have to go around here, right?
Oh, man. Oh, sorry.
Now you get to see my reaction times of a coma patient.
All right, here we go. Can I get up here?
Oh, because of the barriers?
Oh, come on. More invisible lines of bad programming.
All right, we can jump here, though, right?
Can we get up here? Oh, come on.
Oh, well, I just got a tiny smidge of health.
Uh, is this where I came from?
Yeah, that's where I came from.
Alright. So, I gotta get up.
Can I get up here? Oh, it doesn't let me jump with my fingers in the sticky goo, right?
Alright. Use them, okay.
Alright, let's keep going.
Uh, oh, these don't let me fill over, right?
I need me some marshmallows!
Alright. Oh, Lord.
I, you know, I'm not a huge fan of these.
Now, hang on. All right.
I'm not a huge fan of these, like, you jumpy-jump stuff, and then if you miss it, you have to crawl around six miles ahead.
All right. So, I'm sure everybody will be super helpful with me here.
Oh, I see. There's another thing to jump, right?
Okay. So, I gotta...
Do I have to go from here?
Okay. Do I? Do I? And then I have to jump again, right?
Oh, man. Come on.
This is going to be horrible. Monkey bar.
Monkey bar. But I go from here, right?
And I use my soupy zoom.
Oh, this isn't going to work out well, my friends.
All right. Let's just pretend it's a debate.
Okay. Are you ready? I'm going to miss, right?
I'm going to miss. All right. Let's try. Let's try.
Hey, could happen. Could happen.
All right. Let me just get my keystrokes.
So I've got to zoom. Oh, come on!
Where was my zoom there?
Oh, I hit the keystroke.
I'm telling you, you could probably hear it in the background.
You probably could. You probably could.
All right. Well, let's do this again.
Oh, lordy. Oh, that missed.
Oh! I'm now in too much of a hurry to do any good.
Haste makes waste. All right.
Let's go around again. Can I get up here?
No, this is the invisible thing, right?
So I'm going to get around here. All right.
We'll get there. Smash it harder.
Double jump and I would have made it.
Well, you're probably right.
Alright. I can at least go a little faster here, right?
Alright. Alright.
Here we go, here we go.
We're going up, we're going up.
Wow, that does refill pretty quickly, doesn't it?
Alright. Alright.
Here we go! Cliff distance is not an argument.
Don't jump too quickly at the same time.
You waste height. It's a worst level game.
Yeah, this sticky stuff and these jumpy jump things.
Basically, I did not come to Doom for puzzles.
I came to Doom for shredding demons with chainsaws.
Space your dashes.
All right. Power core on the left first?
No, I did that. I did the power core thing.
Yeah, no, that's a good thing, though, if you've just joined.
Okay, so I have to jump, dash, go up, and time the dashes.
All right. Oh, look at that!
Second time lucky. It wasn't luck.
Okay, now I'm going to remember that there are these tentacle dudes, right?
Oh, yeah. Oh, give me the glue.
Oh, there we go. Oh, there's some reflexes for you, baby.
Ah, select Sentinel Crystal.
Okay, what should I do? What should I do?
Napalm Belch. No, I shouldn't do that.
I haven't had any biryani lately.
All right, Belch Armor Boost.
Demon's Rock Armor at a faster rate.
I like the Luke Magnet.
All health pickups contribute to Blood Punch.
Oh, I haven't been using that, right?
Okay. What do you guys think I should do?
Clutch. Belch. Blow me.
He made it. I think you blow people, then they make it.
All right. Belch is awesome.
Quick draw Belch.
Flame Belch. Oh, is that the thing that's on my shoulder?
Okay, let's unlock that.
And armor upgraded.
Nice. I'm going to build me Superman's castle, because the only account of Superman after he studies philosophy under the tender gaze of Marlon Brando.
All right. So the one time I remember about the tentacle guys, they aren't there at all.
Isn't that just the way life goes?
Alright. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Hey, don't wrench my perspective!
Uh... Oh.
Oh, come on, are they falling things now?
Don't steal my eyeballs.
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Now, what's my long-distance weapon here?
Yeah, I've backed away.
You can't see me. Stop it.
Alright. Brando is gay.
Was probably one of the worst fathers in existence.
Sticky bomb? Oh, good point.
Oh, I missed with my sticky bomb!
When does that...
Oh, that's on the bottom right.
The sticky bomb is...
Okay, that's the grenade thing, right?
Oh... Switch to your rifle.
What is the rifle? I don't know what the rifle is.
No mod activated.
That is not a sticky bomb.
Or cannon sniper.
Alright, I'm sorry.
I'm losing... I'm just gonna get close.
Zoom! I do not zoom.
Whoa! That was sad.
I hope that nobody ever gives that.
That was truly, truly pathetic to be that close.
You know, I really feel like I should have used some other kind of weapon.
Sorry, you guys are giving me good advice.
I'm just not taking it. Hey.
Ooh, that's close to the edge.
Close to the edge, down by the river.
Seasons will pass me by.
That guy can sing, but man, has he got a high voice.
All right. Ooh, chocolate!
It's hell chocolate. Well, chocolate is hell.
Because it's very good and very bad.
Alright, so that's a bouncy up thing, right?
Okay, so if I go down here, is there something cool that I can get?
Other than vaguely hypnotized?
Alright, no, it does not. Whoa!
Whoa! Dudes!
That is high. I can't believe there's a banner here.
That is pretty funny. We're going to call it Steve Banner, and we're going to talk endlessly about...
The pandemic. Hey, who am I to talk?
Alright, so...
I'm fully up on that.
I got no mods on that.
I got a mod on here, but I don't know what it does.
Alright. Look behind the gate by the bouncy thing.
To use mods, hold right click, then left click.
Okay, you know what? I promise you I will try that on the next monster.
That's not going to totally get me killed.
Oh, there was another lazy programmer thing.
Did you see that? I fell right through stuff.
Okay, I look behind this gate.
Can I get around there at all? I feel like I should.
I feel... Oh, there we go.
I haven't gone here, right? Ooh.
Oh, oh! What the heck was going off there?
Oh, man! I got bouncy, jumpy things.
Okay, so I got to jump from here, and then...
Okay. There we go.
Oh! Oh! No!
Too low! Low health!
I'm going to jump forever, but not make it!
There's no way it's going to let me survive here, is it?
Oh my, it did.
Yeah, kind of backed into a corner here.
Nothing like talking about racing IQ, though.
All right. Oh, oh, can I survive?
No. Dead?
Am I dead? Okay. Let's try that again.
All right. Oh, come on!
Are you giving me a health of one here?
Really? Really?
I feel like I'm watching Dad play Xbox.
Yeah. Nailed it.
Well, I guess the chat's a little far behind if you feel like I nailed it.
All right. I'm doomed here, right? Okay.
Oh. I just died.
All right. Let's do one more.
One more life. And then we will get on with our previously assigned day.
Hopefully it's not going to put me too far back.
Alright, yeah, not too far back.
Whoa. Oh yeah, these dudes come on, they fall down.
Terminated, yeah, that's true, right?
Oh, um...
See, I tried my alt fire, and nothing happened.
Maybe I've got the wrong alt on.
Oh! Oh, lord!
Oh, lordy! Okay, so if I drop down here, does he come down?
Whoa! Does he come down?
Will he jump down? Oh, yeah, I'm doomed here.
This could be it, my friends. Ooh, very bad, very bad.
Okay, was there anyone down here I could get?
Not really now, eh? Whoa!
How did I miss that? Oh, I forgot to use my zoom.
Alright. Alright!
Next level is an Unreal Tournament server.
Oh, that was... Okay, I'll do one more.
I'll do one more. I would normally play this long, but hey, you guys are too much fun.
Alright. Alright.
One more, and then we will stop for the day.
Because I've got another interview to get ready for.
Right to skip. R to skip.
Yeah, yeah, okay. Alright, so explain this to me.
I cannot figure this out. I'm sorry about this.
Okay. So I hold down the right, the right key.
Now, how do I zoom? That's my question.
Okay. Oh, these are my missiles, right?
Okay, so let this go.
Hold the right mouse. No, I get that.
I get that. Hold right, click.
And then what? That is the zoom.
Wait, did that do something useful?
Okay. Is this a distance weapon now?
That's full auto. You're on auto mod.
Okay, so if I change my mod Now what do I get?
That must be automatic That's just the rapid fire Okay, so then this...
Shotgun has sticky bombs or full auto for second mode.
Heavy cannon.
What is the heavy cannon?
Just hold right click, then left click.
This is your sticky bomb.
Okay, I like the sticky bomb.
All right.
He doesn't have the heavy cannon mod. .
Thank you.
Gotta hold alt-fire to shoot mod with primary fire.
No, I get that. Heavy cannon is the red blaster.
You guys are my strategy guide.
Okay, I got no mod on this dude, right?
Alright. Okay, you know what?
I've still got to figure this out, right?
Because it seems like I should know this, right?
Okay, so this shotgun doesn't help me at all, right?
I think you only have mods on the shotgun.
You don't have a plasma cannon mod.
Can I swap them around? Alt F4 for special weapon.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! This gun has a zoom.
I don't know, does it? Alright, you know what?
I love it, but I'm going to have to...
Throw a sticky bomb on top of the sky at Spider.
uh So I'm on the shotgun.
I get that.
Oh, you're going to need me some ammo, right?
Oh, you're going to need me some ammo. you're going to need me some ammo.
I didn't deserve that either, but it's kind of tight in here, right?
Okay, so I got me some ammo, and I got me some health.
And I'm gonna go and die on the jumpy bits now.
Alright, anything over here?
Oh, this is just the way back up, right?
Okay. Now, I feel like there should be something down here.
Okay, let's go down here once more.
And stay off there.
Okay, is there anything with the...
Oops. No, that's not what I was looking for.
Okay, let's go back down.
Let's go back down, and...
I really feel that...
Yeah, I think people are asking me to zoom when I don't have this particular mod.
Okay, is there anything I can shoot?
Anything I can punch? They wouldn't build this thing down here if there was no reason, right?
So, help me out, my friends.
Alright, and if you ever want to figure out...
Oh, come on.
I don't want to go this high. If you ever want to figure out my final death words, I will tell you what they're going to be.
Pop the disc. And then I will also tell you what this means.
So, pop the disc refers to when I used to play this game.
I played it with a friend of mine when I was in my early teens called Ultima 3.
It was a Lord British game.
It was pretty good, actually. It was pretty good.
And we could not figure out how to finish the game.
And as it turns out, you had to allow yourself, when you were in a ship, to be sucked down a water spout in order to finish the game.
Which was, you know, not the...
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Okay, that's good. It was not the most intuitive thing.
Ultima 3, yeah, yeah. So, we played Ultima 3, never finished the game, because we never let our ship...
Get sucked down the whirlpool.
Now, the reason we never let our ship get sucked down the whirlpool, the way we avoided it, was you just pop the disc, right?
So you pop the disc and you don't die.
So if I'm ever on my deathbed and I tell someone to pop the disc, you'll know what it means.
Ooh, that was not super helpful.
Oh, my spinning golem head.
Are you my conscience?
All right, there we go. What did I get?
What did I get? An extra life...
Oh! This is behind the door!
What's behind door number?
All right. So now what?
Oh, I've got to go back out this way?
All right. All right.
Look at that! Stellar!
This could actually be super helpful because I'm going to need this, right?
Okay. So this...
Can I start from here? Yes, I should start from here, right?
Now this, you have no chance here, right?
So this, I've got to just do multiple jumps and turns and spins, right?
right?
Uh, where do I go?
Oh my!
I made it.
it.
Oh, oh, bad things, bad things.
No, no, no, no, no!
Ah!
Ah!
Thank you.
Do I... Uh...
Uh... Did I survive?
I guess I did. Uh...
Daddy's gonna need some health!
Did I earn that? Yes, I think I should use a sticky bomb when the mouth is open, right?
Okay. That sounds like a promise I made to a girlfriend when I was in my teens.
All right. A little health, a little health.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Something alive, something alive.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Something's moving.
All right, all right. Something else coming?
Whoa. Dude, so rude.
All right, let's let them do their thing and let me...
Oh, oh, little secret back here.
I saw it, I saw it, I saw it.
Oh, we will take that.
Whoa, no, no, no, no. What the...
I accidentally threw a bomb.
This is where I started, right?
Okay. Up the wall.
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
Daddy's flown across the ocean.
Slayer Gate! Uh...
Should I? Intense encounters.
Alright, I'll tell you what.
I'm not going to do that unless I find the key.
Did I just find the key? Let's go here.
Okay, there were still dudes here, right?
There were. Oh, doody dudes!
I've got your lead food for you.
Come on, my friends!
Come on out! Time to play!
Uh... Now I want some raisins.
Oh, that's right. It's a current joke.
Okay, let's go back and have a look, because I thought there were dudes here.
I didn't think I got them all.
Oh. Oh.
Oh! Always check the ceiling, right?
Oh, so I've got to go over here.
Go up here. Oh, yeah.
Oh! So close, so close.
I'll move my butt like that's going to do any good.
Will I be talking to Dave Smith again?
Sure I will. I like me some Dave Smith.
Okay, did I get that?
Wait, no I didn't. Okay, hang on.
Alright, sorry about this.
Getting a little obsessive here, but it's worth it.
Uh... Oh, come on.
I've got to pause that, right?
I have to pause that, I think.
Squeeze them buttocks.
Yes, indeed. I must go higher.
Yes. Thank you.
That is very helpful. I appreciate that.
That is very important.
I must go higher. Oh, that was just wrong.
That should have given that to me, right?
They've got little... I don't know.
I'm not going to call them glitches, because those are the annoying people when I was a kid.
You need to go out and through that opening ledge from the other side?
Really? Aim at the target.
Yeah, thanks. Jump from the very edge of the ledge.
Ah, okay. Oh, okay.
That we already got, right?
And so now we get this thing, right?
Why do I feel like this is underwhelming?
Jump onto the Heath Ledger.
A philosopher in the street and a gamer in bed.
You missed the key. Go back.
Did I miss the key? Okay, I'll go back.
I thought I was supposed to get that thing going up, but I'm clearly not, so let's try this.
Ah, I will be patient.
I will be patient. I clearly need whatever goodies are up here, right?
Alright. Was there a key out here on the ledge?
Is that what you're saying? Do you want me to seduce you?
Is that what you're trying to tell me?
Uh... Did I get the thing?
The key is below the ledge you were on before.
Uh... Oh, jeez.
I thought I'd already got there. Ah, the Unmaker.
I don't know that I want to get the Unmaker.
The Unmaker. That's why it's known as me in bed.
All right. Because...
Oh, I see. So now I'm supposed to go down in here.
And... That is a big key, man.
Sorry, I thought that was a spot I'd already gone to.
Friendies? Friendies? Now, does this give me something that's going to give me a Zoom?
Whoa. The more I stare at this, the more I feel like donating.
I'm going to get R-A-P-E-D so hard.
Really? It doubles as a sex toy?
I don't know what that means.
All right. Three weapon points.
Is this good? Is this bad?
Do I think interracial marriage is immoral?
No. Of course not. It's not a violation of the non-aggression principle.
All right. Prepare your A-N-U-S. Five dollars, he will die?
This is awesome. Maybe this is the one place where you get hugs, puppies, and freshly minted unicorns in the game.
All right. Hang on. Ah!
Oh, that's where I came from, right? Do you know where you're going to?
All right. I punched this. Let's do it.
Come on! Uh, things have gone white.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I believe I want all of this good stuff though, right?
Is there any chance I'm making it out of this?
Not really, eh? I don't think so.
But you know what?
It might be fun going down.
Oh, I bet you we want to go through this, right?
Warpy Warp.
We're happy with that, right?
Oh, he's already dead.
Well, I guess they're all already dead technically, right?
Oh, oh, bad things, bad things.
Oh, that's handy.
I feel like I should be varying up my weapons usage.
What do you guys think? Whoa, dude.
Go backwards until you can't.
That's always my... Oh, fly!
Be free! Whoa.
Uh-huh. Oh, oh, oh, let's get some health.
Oh, come on!
That close to the health?
Oh, okay, that's rank, man.
That's rank. Do I get another chance at this thing or what?
Uh, yes. Uh, yeah, yeah, okay.
One more, one more, one more.
Not bad, not bad.
This is Trump strafe, damn you.
Yeah, yeah, no kidding, eh? Ooh, I should have saved that for worse guys, right?
See, it doesn't start off too bad, right?
But I need to use all of my cunning and skill.
And ammo is a big deal, right?
That we need.
Okay, wait till dudes come here.
Ooh, blood punch.
Yeah, I got a ram of that dude, right?
Ooh, I don't need that health yet, right?
Okay.
Ooh, I should have been saving that for health.
Yeah, there we go. No, don't want that health yet.
Oh. Uh, fire?
Fire in the hole! Uh, this is not gonna go well.
Oh. Uh, things are getting progressively...
Ooh, blow that dude up, right?
That's got to give me some health.
And let's get up here. Oh, missed that.
Let's get that health. Alright.
Not too bad, not too bad, right?
right?
Oh, we're going to need some health.
Oh, let's get that health.
Come on, don't let me die this close to the health!
Oh, boy. Let's just do a lot of running away right now.
What do you think? Missiles incoming?
In a good way? Oh, let's run away from here.
I got a feeling I should go be back down in here, right?
Oh! That is good, man.
That is a good level. That is a good level.
Oh, oh, you're right.
I should use my dash, right?
Oh, I completely forgot. Okay, one more time, one more time, one more time.
Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.
I appreciate the reminders.
I appreciate the reminders.
Oh, I've got to move my mousepad back too.
Alright. Get that health, Get that health.
Get that.
Get a little blood punching action in.
Go down into the swamp water here.
And whee!
Oh.
Oh, that was a bad idea.
See something, I shoot it.
If it makes no sense, that's too bad.
I'll take that health.
That's only 25? Oh, rip off, man.
Alright, so I want to wait for these guys to gather a little, right?
Get a little bit of that.
Oh, get away from there.
Oh, I haven't been up here, have I? Oh, there's good stuff here.
Oh, I shouldn't have wasted that health.
But I will certainly get the plasma thing, because I like the plasma thing.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, okay.
Can I kick this someplace?
That's not doing me much good.
Oh, bad. Bad things.
Oh, does this health regenerate?
I mean, does this stuff regenerate?
Oh, no, no.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
Oh, get health, get health, get health.
Get away, get away.
All right, so let's go flying into some place.
That is going to be bad for us, I'm sure.
Oh, these dudes seem to be, like, kind of impossible to kill, all right?
Oh, my. Yeah, this is going to go badly, right?
Yeah, yeah. Whoa, did I just go flying here?
And let's go find some health.
Oh, what's going on here?
Am I stuck? Yes. Am I going to get any health?
Let's find out. Oh, there's a little bit of health.
I will suck that up like a $2 whore.
Okay. I'm going to need to get this guy, right?
Okay. Okay, I can't do this many here, right?
Ooh, uh, out of good weapons.
A little health here.
A little health here, a little ammo.
Alright, we're getting somewhere.
Oh, no, we're not getting good things there.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I can't die now.
Oh.
Alright, let's go back to Plasma Dude.
I don't get the feeling I'm getting a whole lot more health here, and I'm going to need some low-level dude to give me health, right?
Are there any low-level dudes around?
I don't think so.
I'll go around here. I don't think any of this stuff regenerates now, does it?
Alright, come on, low-level dude.
There we go. That's what I need.
And I need another low-level dude or two.
I'm not getting him from there, right?
Oh, high-level dude.
dude.
I will take him.
And we're back to health again.
Oh, jeez.
I thought I got him.
Oh, what the? What even hit me?
I do not, dude. All right.
I'll tell you what. I will stop here.
Should we do one more? What do you guys think?
I'll let you guys vote. One more?
One more? You let me know.
Can we get an F in the chat for Steph?
Nice try. Yes or no?
One more? One more.
You let me know. Remember to dash.
Yes, thank you for the reminder. One more.
Yes. Okay, I can do it.
Thanks, guys. I appreciate the enthusiasm.
I believe I can do it. Plus, it's going to give me some really good stuff, right?
One more. Once more, but with dash.
Yes, I agree. This is actually quite...
It is, you know, they're not kidding.
It is quite intense. All right.
Here we go.
We got it.
Got it.
I got to hoard my health too, right?
right?
And I gotta get me the ammo.
I like how the whole game goes on hold when you do this stuff, right?
I'm not doing good. I'm not doing well holding onto my armor.
armor.
That's the problem.
Alright.
Each one down is another one you don't have to do again, right?
You can't supercharge your health here either, right?
Oh, that's handy, right?
Oh, we'll take those little shards, right?
Oh, that's handy.
Oh, this dude, right? Oh man, I got him!
Yay!
Oh man, now there's another one.
All right.
Lots of sounds and bad things.
Thank you.
Alright, so I did get some of the big dudes, which I hadn't gotten before, right?
Which is good. And I've also got a little bit of health here, which I had...
Oh! What the... Oh, sorry. That wasn't a bad dude.
Now, if I can lure some of the dudes here...
There we go. Ooh, that's no good.
Let's get away from here...
Sorry, you guys had all reminded me.
Ooh, that's no good.
Let's get away from these dudes.
Oh, health not so bad. I think I'm going to need some of the old ammo though, right?
I'm still a little lost in this thing, right?
Alright, look at that.
So one by one, we get them down, right?
Whittling them down.
You gotta jump for these rockets, right?
Oh, I need that.
Ah!
Did I get it? I think I did, right?
Alright, that helped with the old health Ooh, I shouldn't have done that I needed that health.
But hey. Let's get our ammo.
Get our ammo on.
All right.
Oh, I'll get the health there.
Oh, my God.
The health here. Look at that.
that.
We might be able to do it.
Ooh, I should have got that health, right?
How about this one? Why do I feel like we might survive?
Why do I feel like we might survive?
How much have you guys been thinking about War of the Worlds here with these viruses, right?
Oh, I should have chainsawed him.
Oh, look at that!
Look at that! Ah!
Brightness! Brightness!
Oh, look at that.
Stefan, the shotgun is to one-hit kill the lesser demons as long as you do headshot.
I did it, baby!
All right, where's my goodies? Where's my goodies?
Where is my naked women for the slaying?
All right. Look at this.
I'm all done, so now I'm doing my zoom.
Now, what do I do here?
Wait, what am I supposed to get some cool stuff out of this?
Uh, hang on. Uh, F? No, wait.
What is it? Not tab.
Um... What am I supposed to get?
Uh... I got three weapon points.
Okay, uh, how do I do that again?
Uh... How do I get to my weapon modes?
Not F? R? Uh, right.
Uh, hang on a sec here.
Settings. Controls.
Customize layer bindings.
Weapon mod. Chance of...
Switch equipment.
G? G or F? Okay.
F. F is doing nothing for me, my friends.
All right. Well, I'll tell you what.
I think I'll stop here because I need to figure out the keys and I also need to figure out how to get that other stuff, right?
Oh, tab? No, tab is not armor.
Oh, arsenal. Oh, jeez, there you go.
All right. So what do I get here?
Five of these dudes? Sticky Bombs, Tab, and Arsenal.
All right. I should play Tropical.
That's six. Five spot.
Do I want this? Oh, I don't have enough.
Back. Oh, I want to do something for this dude, right?
All right.
I do want to unlock this, right?
Why can I not unlock this?
Plasma rifle. Back.
Heat blast. Microwave beam?
Hold mouse 2 to acquire a target.
Oh, that's going to be handy. That's good.
Microwave beam. Good, good, good.
Look at this. Look at how I'm playing, even without having much of a clue about how the game is working.
Oh, I need three for this stuff, right?
So I can't do that. Ah, let me do it.
Let me do it.
Alright, so can I do anything?
I don't think I can do anything with these, right?
Yeah, I just have to hold on to these.
Alright. Alright, next video.
How an ANCAP society would handle COVID-19.
I did. I did.
What other games will I play after I finish this?
I don't know. I haven't played a game in a while, so...
Alright, well listen guys, thank you so much.
I appreciate that, and for the love of God, try the sticky bomb with the shotgun!
I will! Alright, since I'm not going back here...
Oh, so I got this, right?
Okay, so that's that.
I do the weapon mod. So this charges up.
Then what? So this is charging up, and I'm clicking the left key, but it doesn't work.
Oh, you need an enemy to lock onto.
All right. Well, thanks, guys.
It was great fun. I appreciate the feedback, and thank you for your patience as I doomer my way through all of this stuff.
This is going to be another jumping thing, so it's probably good that I don't try it right now.
But, yeah, this is great.
This is in my brain when I'm getting a good idea.
Lots of love out there. I will talk to you guys later.
Have yourself a great, great evening.
And lots of love from here.
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