Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux - Stefan Molyneux Live Stream
Aired: 2020-03-28
Duration: 01:25:57


=== Upcoming Streams Mystery (02:14) ===

[00:00:00]  Alright. Let's try this again.
[00:00:04]  Streaming live to YouTube.
[00:00:06]  Are we getting anything going down?
[00:00:09]  I believe that we might in fact be.
[00:00:14]  Oh, we getting something?
[00:00:20]  No upcoming stream.
[00:00:22]  Okay, what in the Sam hell is going on with this?
[00:00:25]  And are we getting anything?
[00:00:32]  and Anything? Anything?
[00:00:41]  No upcoming streams.
[00:00:43]  Stream. Manage.
[00:00:48]  Here, no upcoming streams.
[00:00:51]  Alright, well I guess we can go back to restream. .
[00:01:04]  Thank you.
[00:01:05]  Nothing.
[00:01:06]  All right, let's try another browser.
[00:01:11]  All right.
[00:01:41]  All right.
[00:01:46]  Well, isn't that cool?
[00:01:50]  Something totally different.
[00:01:55]  Alright. It doesn't show up on my live stream, but it shows up.
[00:02:02]  So, yeah, that's good.
[00:02:05]  Excellent. Hi, everybody.
[00:02:07]  I don't know why it's not showing up on my live stream, but why would we want any kind of consistency?
[00:02:12]  From computers as a whole.

=== Snailed Health Upgrades (14:49) ===

[00:02:14]  So, yeah. How's everyone doing?
[00:02:16]  How are you enjoying, I guess, a fair amount of indoor time?
[00:02:21]  And what's your life like these days when it comes to quarantine and COVID and all that kind of stuff?
[00:02:32]  How's everyone doing? Let me just check in here in the chat.
[00:02:37]  I'm going to get this.
[00:02:40]  Mystery URL, which is magically bypassing my YouTube stream settings.
[00:02:46]  And yeah, let's do ourselves a little fragging.
[00:02:49]  I assume that the audio trolls are here to tell me that my accent is incorrect and that I sound like a gay Taekwondo instructor.
[00:02:59]  Which, you know, I'm not saying that's entirely inaccurate, but not 100% accurate as a whole.
[00:03:05]  We're getting set up here. Oh, love to chat with Sargon?
[00:03:08]  Yeah, I'll check that out.
[00:03:10]  Please do check that out.
[00:03:12]  I would appreciate that.
[00:03:15]  And, you know what, I'm just going to throw this in here.
[00:03:20]  And, yeah.
[00:03:23]  I've been self-isolating for five years because I hate people.
[00:03:26]  Not much has changed for me.
[00:03:27]  Well, you know, it's kind of funny because it is actually kind of interesting that...
[00:03:33]  Not a huge amount of change for the stay-at-home podcasters, but...
[00:03:39]  Let's see here. Let me just throw in a slow mode because we are definitely getting, well, we usually get quite a number of troll, trolley trolls here, which is okay.
[00:03:50]  Pumping iron and watching a stream.
[00:03:52]  Bless you. The virus is a cover to lock down the world for financial meltdown.
[00:03:57]  Yeah, it could be. Could be.
[00:04:01]  If your floor is not lava, then your day is boring.
[00:04:03]  Yeah, that's true. Social distancing is what I call it.
[00:04:05]  Wednesday. Yes.
[00:04:08]  Are there any arguments that you have made in the past that make you cringe now?
[00:04:11]  I'm not a really cringey kind of guy myself.
[00:04:13]  I don't cringe too much. There is a progress, but for sure, I've got a whole series called I Was Wrong About.
[00:04:20]  And you can check those out, of course.
[00:04:23]  Just out of curiosity, does anyone know why...
[00:04:29]  I get such slow frame rates on my webcam, right?
[00:04:33]  So this is a Logitech Brio webcam, and I can't for the life of me figure out why on earth I'm getting like, literally this is like one or two frames a second.
[00:04:42]  Does anybody know?
[00:04:48]  Been telecommuting since 1995.
[00:04:50]  Well, I guess that's good to know.
[00:04:51]  I guess that's good to know. Let me zoom this in a little.
[00:04:54]  You guys are more interesting than the game.
[00:04:55]  I just wanted to let you know that straight up.
[00:04:57]  Do I still consider myself an anarchist or an anarcho-capitalist?
[00:05:01]  Well, of course. I consider myself following reason until someone comes up with better reason.
[00:05:07]  Love to interview on Sargon's channel.
[00:05:09]  Yes, I am going to post that on my channel as well.
[00:05:15]  I've got a nice local high-def cam here.
[00:05:18]  Driver update? No, I keep everything up to date.
[00:05:21]  All right. But I'm a troll and donate.
[00:05:25]  Well, that's fine.
[00:05:27]  All right. So, audio and music.
[00:05:32]  You know what? I'm terrified to try OBS. I use OBS in general.
[00:05:36]  I don't know how to hook it into a game.
[00:05:38]  There's no way to preview, so...
[00:05:41]  Should we just get into it?
[00:05:43]  Now, one thing that I wanted to mention is that there are people who have been telling me, and quite rightly so, that I'm not doing my alt fires.
[00:05:52]  So that's hurt me plenty.
[00:05:55]  Last played last month.
[00:05:58]  Don't forget to mod swap mid-combat to fit your current situation by pressing F. Well, F is right in the middle of my keyboard.
[00:06:06]  Press space to continue.
[00:06:10]  Alright, people!
[00:06:11]  How's my frame rate doing?
[00:06:14]  How's it looking? How is that frame rate looking?
[00:06:20]  Oh, looking over the cliff!
[00:06:22]  Looking over the cliff!
[00:06:24]  Some people call it the JQ. Looking over the cliff!
[00:06:28]  Oh, and it looks like I should be shooting that, but those guys I think are already dead.
[00:06:32]  Looks good? Alright.
[00:06:34]  Spear guy, lightning guy.
[00:06:39]  That is a weather forecast you don't want to see.
[00:06:42]  The sky will be full of pentagrams and tentacles and yellow lightning and big giant guys with spears and lava and...
[00:06:51]  Yeah, yeah. That's not good. I think I'm playing Doom or I'm playing New York next week.
[00:06:56]  I'm trying to figure out which.
[00:07:00]  Do I talk philosophy while I play?
[00:07:02]  I do believe I am. Plus, you will get a couple of definitely middle-aged approved dad jokes.
[00:07:07]  That is without a doubt. Alright.
[00:07:09]  So, people are talking about this alt-fire.
[00:07:11]  So, I hold down the alt-fire and then...
[00:07:15]  See, I don't have any alt-fire in this nail dude, right?
[00:07:20]  I hold down the alt fire.
[00:07:22]  Wait, I've got an end thing. Oh, that's that.
[00:07:24]  So I hold down the alt fire and then the left one?
[00:07:26]  Is that right? This is not Animal Crossing.
[00:07:28]  I just wanted to mention that as well.
[00:07:32]  All right. Should we go down and should we nail it?
[00:07:35]  All right. I want you guys to give me odds.
[00:07:38]  I want you guys to give me odds.
[00:07:40]  Will I survive first round?
[00:07:43]  And I want you to give me odds like...
[00:07:45]  99.1. That's what I need.
[00:07:48]  You know what? Shall I just turn off the camera?
[00:07:49]  It's kind of useless, right?
[00:07:53]  Jump. N-I-G-G-A. This one is easy.
[00:08:00]  Sticky grenade mod was critical for me.
[00:08:03]  So people are giving me a third.
[00:08:06]  A five second max?
[00:08:07]  Oh, come on! I'm not that bad.
[00:08:11]  This is Earth after one month of quarantine.
[00:08:14]  Alright, here we go.
[00:08:18]  Alright. You guys, ask your genius daughter for help.
[00:08:22]  Yeah, I'm not really sure she should be seeing a whole lot of this game.
[00:08:24]  Unless it's going to prepare her for when the grocery store runs out of food.
[00:08:27]  Alright. Shall we?
[00:08:29]  Shall we stop enjoying the art?
[00:08:31]  The Megadeth album covers?
[00:08:34]  Believe in yourself, Steph.
[00:08:35]  69 out of 102.
[00:08:37]  Three minutes. Alright, let's go.
[00:08:38]  Are you guys ready? Here we go.
[00:08:43]  Oh, I didn't get the nipple guards.
[00:08:46]  Alright, what do we got going on here?
[00:08:49]  I don't want that health.
[00:08:50]  Oh, I don't want that health, right?
[00:08:53]  Let's just explore a little and see what we got going on.
[00:08:57]  Okay. Oh, man.
[00:09:00]  It's these dudes. Alright, is anything going to jump up here?
[00:09:03]  Because then I can jump down to escape it.
[00:09:04]  There we go. Ooh.
[00:09:10]  Oh, that's a little too hot for me.
[00:09:12]  Let's run away.
[00:09:14]  Run away. Man, there's a lot of dudes here.
[00:09:16]  Oh, I want that. And run away.
[00:09:19]  You get to see the exciting and energizing spectacle of me.
[00:09:26]  Oh, I really could have used that health, don't you think?
[00:09:30]  Oh, red sky at night.
[00:09:32]  Blue sailors delight! Red sky at dawn.
[00:09:35]  Sailors take one. Oh, I could have used those health.
[00:09:40]  Bad shooting. I deserve none of it.
[00:09:43]  Oh, low health, low health.
[00:09:44]  How do I... Oh, that's right.
[00:09:46]  I have to shoot these dudes.
[00:09:48]  Oh, that's not good.
[00:09:53]  Oh, I'll take that health.
[00:09:56]  Oh, I'm getting my sea legs back again, my friends.
[00:09:59]  Oh, I'll take that health.
[00:10:12]  Thank you.
[00:10:13]  Wait, is he dead? Is he dead?
[00:10:14]  Wait, who are you? Who are you?
[00:10:16]  People are coming. Ah!
[00:10:23]  Wait, I thought I got him! No.
[00:10:25]  Oh, this dude. Not a fan.
[00:10:27]  Not a fan! Probably the wrong weapon.
[00:10:31]  Oh, I'll take that health! Thank you very much!
[00:10:33]  Oh, and I'm gonna need this, right?
[00:10:35]  A little ammo. Oh.
[00:10:37]  Ah, hallelujah! Oh, I don't think I can jump there.
[00:10:43]  Whoa! Ah! Ah!
[00:10:46]  Ah! Hot things!
[00:10:48]  Hot things! Bad things!
[00:10:50]  Bad things! Yeah, low health, no kidding, dude.
[00:10:53]  Can I get out of here?
[00:10:55]  Oh, things have slowed down.
[00:10:57]  But not in a good way!
[00:11:01]  There I am. I'm down.
[00:11:03]  I'm down. I'm down.
[00:11:06]  All right, low checkpoint. Did you win your bet?
[00:11:08]  All right, I got this now.
[00:11:11]  You know, it's just been a little while since I've played.
[00:11:13]  Be patient with me! Oh, I'll take that.
[00:11:17]  Oh, did I get the guard?
[00:11:19]  I did. Alright, so I need to go in aggressively before these guys gang up on me, right?
[00:11:24]  Is that... what the... is that the plan?
[00:11:27]  Whoa. Okay, you come here.
[00:11:28]  Oh. Oh, I like that.
[00:11:39]  I'm down to one! Oh, dudes!
[00:11:41]  My droogs! That is impressive, I will say so.
[00:11:51]  Oh, let yourself a little health here.
[00:11:53]  Go round and round.
[00:11:55]  The whole entire bus goes round and round.
[00:11:57]  Okay, so we want to get these dudes before they gang up on me, right?
[00:12:03]  Let's go up here.
[00:12:05]  Get ourselves a little health.
[00:12:08]  Get ourselves a little chainsaw action going on.
[00:12:13]  I'm not a fan of these guys.
[00:12:15]  I remember them from the last game, and they were not much fun.
[00:12:18]  Whoa. Ah!
[00:12:20]  Oh, yeah, I can handle this guy.
[00:12:26]  Hallelujah! All right, here we go, here we go.
[00:12:28]  Wasn't there a nice healthy health thing down here?
[00:12:30]  Oh, I must have got it. These guys are not too bad, right?
[00:12:40]  Okay. I kind of like this, but I got a feeling I'm going to run low on ammo, right?
[00:12:44]  Oh, I'll take that. Ah!
[00:12:50]  Bye-bye! All right.
[00:12:53]  It is planning for Marxism.
[00:12:54]  Planning for Marxism. That's all I can...
[00:12:56]  Oh, this dude.
[00:12:57]  Yeah, I know.
[00:13:05]  I have not got my alternative fire going yet, right?
[00:13:10]  All right. How many nails have I got?
[00:13:12]  Snailed it! Snailed it!
[00:13:14]  Oh, yeah. That's that dude, right?
[00:13:17]  Whoa. Whoa.
[00:13:23]  That was quite a jump.
[00:13:25]  All right. Where are we going here?
[00:13:27]  Let's get ourselves a little health.
[00:13:29]  And... All right.
[00:13:36]  This weapon. I do need a chainsaw thing, right?
[00:13:41]  Nah, I'll get this guy first.
[00:13:43]  Always take the health. I'm a big sucker for the health.
[00:13:46]  All right. Because, you know, I've got to tell you guys, I hope you stay safe and well because this is not the kind of environment you want to end up having to go to a hospital in, right?
[00:13:59]  Oh, I should really get some health.
[00:14:00]  I should really get some ammo from here, right?
[00:14:03]  Oh, look at this!
[00:14:04]  Is it possible I could do it?
[00:14:07]  Oh, oh! Not with this dude around.
[00:14:13]  Not a fan! Oh!
[00:14:17]  Did I deserve that?
[00:14:18]  I'm not sure I did.
[00:14:19]  Whoa.
[00:14:30]  Whoa.
[00:14:30]  Oh, Pac-Man of Doom.
[00:14:34]  Whoa.
[00:14:41]  Was there something else here?
[00:14:42]  I'm not getting jumpy!
[00:14:44]  I'm just getting jumpy! Alright, I'm getting jumpy.
[00:14:46]  You know what it means by getting jumpy?
[00:14:47]  It means get the heck out of there.
[00:14:49]  Get out of dodge.
[00:14:51]  Get out of dodge.
[00:14:51]  Oh man, this dude.
[00:14:59]  Not a fan.
[00:15:00]  Not a fan.
[00:15:00]  Oh, did I get the health?
[00:15:09]  Yes, I did.
[00:15:10]  I'm sorry.
[00:15:13]  Yes, I did. And let's...
[00:15:15]  Oh, no. I'm down to sad ammo.
[00:15:20]  Where am I jumping here? Oh, I don't think I want to go there.
[00:15:23]  Oh, no! Got a little health.
[00:15:28]  Got a little health. Get a little love.
[00:15:30]  Make a little love. Get down tonight.
[00:15:32]  All right. What have we got going on here?
[00:15:36]  Alright, let's see if we can get some health from this side.
[00:15:40]  Oh, we like that ammo.
[00:15:42]  We'll get that ammo.
[00:15:44]  And a little bit of shield.
[00:15:50]  There was a grenade launcher too, but I can't really remember how to do that.
[00:15:53]  And the problem is...
[00:15:55]  Oh, come on.
[00:15:58]  Give me the health. Give me... Oh!
[00:16:00]  Where was my slowdown? Where was my slowdown?
[00:16:03]  Alright, you know what?
[00:16:05]  I'm going to have to dig my thing in, and I'm going to have to go to the options menu.
[00:16:10]  You know why? Wait, how do I get the...
[00:16:13]  Yeah, I'm going to reset the mission.
[00:16:15]  Oh, I've got upgrades.
[00:16:17]  Weapon point upgrades. Alright, sticky bombs.
[00:16:20]  Hold mouse 2 to turn the combat shotgun into a grenade launcher.
[00:16:23]  See, I've got to think that I need that, right?
[00:16:27]  Sticky bombs. Okay, can I upload that?
[00:16:29]  No. So, have you guys played this?
[00:16:31]  Use a shotgun grenade for these guys.
[00:16:33]  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's important.
[00:16:35]  That's important. All right. Let's go back.
[00:16:37]  So, I've got Quick Rack.
[00:16:39]  Bigger Boom. I don't have enough for that, right?
[00:16:42]  I can't really see those credits.
[00:16:44]  But that's not the fault of the game.
[00:16:45]  That's just me, right? Okay.
[00:16:48]  Fully Automatic Weapon. Have I unlocked that?
[00:16:50]  Yes, I have. Quick Recovery.
[00:16:53]  All right. Full Auto Mode is done, right?
[00:16:57]  What else do I have? Do I have anything else?
[00:17:01]  Sticky grenades have a zoom that make it easier to target weak spots.

=== Confident Gameplay Strategy (12:00) ===

[00:17:04]  Yes, thank you. I appreciate that.
[00:17:06]  Hang on. Turn the camera.
[00:17:10]  So I've got something here, right?
[00:17:12]  Which is a zappy thing.
[00:17:13]  What does that mean? Top right, I've got one zappy thing.
[00:17:18]  Runes. That I need.
[00:17:25]  I can't unlock anything else, can I? Get the micromissiles for the assault rifle.
[00:17:31]  Alright, so if I go back to my arsenal, and heavy cannon, plasma rifle, combat...
[00:17:36]  What's the assault rifle?
[00:17:37]  Is that this? But I don't think I have anything left.
[00:17:42]  I just have a zappy thing, and I'm not sure what the zappy thing is, because I'm not sure that I read all of the instructions.
[00:17:51]  Alright, use...
[00:17:52]  Oh, you're back at your fortress.
[00:17:53]  Okay, alright. So now I feel fully confident.
[00:17:59]  Into the fray, my friends!
[00:18:01]  This time we have it That was not super good But at least I used my alternative fire Alright Alright get me some health
[00:18:26]  Get some! Oh, this dude, right?
[00:18:37]  Yeah, he is a little on the unpleasant side.
[00:18:41]  Alright, so let's see if we can get some health here.
[00:18:45]  Because that we are going to need.
[00:18:46]  and I'm trapped in this dude.
[00:18:48]  I did not deserve that, but I will take it.
[00:19:00]  Oh, a little twitchy there.
[00:19:02]  Hey, what happened to my automatic fire?
[00:19:12]  My droods? I really feel like I should be using this environment more, right?
[00:19:21]  Yeah, I think that just blew me up.
[00:19:23]  Oh, I will take that.
[00:19:29]  I'm getting too close with these dudes, right?
[00:19:32]  One health. Yeah, this is gonna go just delightfully.
[00:19:36]  Oh, I gotta chase a guy down, right?
[00:19:37]  And get him. Okay, let's get that health.
[00:19:41]  And that's 51.
[00:19:46]  Oh, dude.
[00:19:49]  Get that health.
[00:19:51]  Get away from this dude.
[00:19:53]  Get that health. Oh.
[00:19:59]  Oh, get that health.
[00:20:00]  And I need some ammo here, right?
[00:20:03]  Oh, another dude.
[00:20:06]  Whoa. Oh, he was just vanishing.
[00:20:08]  Oh, I'll take that health.
[00:20:11]  And look at this.
[00:20:12]  We might be getting along here, my friends.
[00:20:14]  Oh my gosh.
[00:20:23]  Oh, man!
[00:20:32]  Sidestep. Yeah, no kidding, eh?
[00:20:34]  Alright, let's try another game.
[00:20:36]  I'm not taking down the difficulty level.
[00:20:38]  I don't even know if I can, in fact.
[00:20:43]  Alright.
[00:20:44]  This, I'm confident we got it this time, my friends.
[00:20:46]  One health!
[00:21:01]  I think the game is being kind to me.
[00:21:04]  I really do. Alright.
[00:21:11]  I don't have an alternate...
[00:21:13]  Oh, what happened? Something happened on the alternate fire there.
[00:21:15]  But I'm not sure what it was.
[00:21:17]  I don't think I killed that dude, did I?
[00:21:29]  No.
[00:21:30]  I don't think I killed that dude.
[00:21:35]  Okay, I got him.
[00:21:36]  I've got some kind of grenades too, right?
[00:21:48]  Oh, I don't want to be up close to that guy, right?
[00:21:56]  No, I don't.
[00:21:58]  All right.
[00:22:00]  He's got to go down soon.
[00:22:11]  Getting me some health.
[00:22:12]  Alright. Get some ammo that we need.
[00:22:19]  Oh, alright, that dude.
[00:22:26]  Oh, get that health.
[00:22:29]  Always assume that there's someone else coming.
[00:22:32]  Get some ammo.
[00:22:36]  And there shall be no prisoners of any kind.
[00:22:41]  Wait, who's this? Oh, run away from these guys.
[00:22:43]  Yeah, they are my nemesis.
[00:22:46]  These guys are free health, right?
[00:22:48]  Kind of. Run away from this dude.
[00:22:50]  How am I doing for ammo? Multitasking is my friend!
[00:22:57]  Get some ammo.
[00:22:59]  Running away from this dude.
[00:23:00]  This is like a place I have been trapped in a whole bunch of times before, right?
[00:23:03]  Alright.
[00:23:10]  Not working out well.
[00:23:12]  Let's get some health. No!
[00:23:17]  Almost didn't make that.
[00:23:19]  I almost did not make that.
[00:23:20]  Alright.
[00:23:21]  Whoa.
[00:23:21]  I got no health from that.
[00:23:26]  Is this it for me for ammo?
[00:23:33]  Ooh, that's not good. Oh no, I got something here.
[00:23:36]  Alright. A little health from this dude.
[00:23:41]  And... It's the war of attrition at this point.
[00:23:43]  He's going to jump up here, isn't he?
[00:23:46]  No, I don't think I... A little health here.
[00:23:53]  Now, I've got a control bomb here somewhere, right?
[00:23:55]  Oh, there it is. Oh.
[00:23:58]  Cheating! Cheating! No appearing!
[00:24:00]  I can't appear. Disappear!
[00:24:03]  Like an old InXS song.
[00:24:06]  Alright, let's get a little ammo.
[00:24:09]  Run around the corner here.
[00:24:10]  I shouldn't have really taken that health, but I will anyway.
[00:24:17]  Oh! Yes! Got him, got him, got him.
[00:24:20]  Yes. Bye-bye, dude.
[00:24:25]  Alright, alright. Hey, hey, hey!
[00:24:27]  Where are you coming from? What's hitting me?
[00:24:32]  A little health. Actually, I'm kind of vaguely getting the layout of this spot.
[00:24:41]  A little health. I should probably get some ammo too, right?
[00:24:44]  Jumpy jump. A little more health.
[00:24:46]  And I got my sticky control bomb thing here, right?
[00:24:52]  Oh, did I get him?
[00:24:56]  That is quite helpful, in fact.
[00:24:58]  I know, I know, I know, I need to sidestep, but I really feel like...
[00:25:07]  I didn't have any room!
[00:25:11]  Come for the demons, stay for the cutscenes.
[00:25:14]  Alright. Look at this!
[00:25:15]  We're getting somewhere, my droogs!
[00:25:16]  I don't even know what that means.
[00:25:18]  What is droogs, by the way? Is that out of Clockwork Orange?
[00:25:23]  You trouble me not at all!
[00:25:28]  Oh my gosh, did we make it?
[00:25:31]  Oh my gosh! Look at that!
[00:25:33]  Three tries! Alright, right click.
[00:25:38]  Okay, so...
[00:25:39]  The right click just kind of scales stuff up and then brings it back down, right?
[00:25:43]  Okay, I just want to make sure I didn't leave anything behind.
[00:25:45]  Leave nothing behind.
[00:25:47]  Leave no ammo or options behind.
[00:25:52]  Alright, should we just enjoy the scenery?
[00:25:55]  The greenery? Yeah, lots of goodies, right?
[00:25:59]  Ooh, there's some goodies up there too, right?
[00:26:01]  So how do we get to those?
[00:26:06]  Oh, that's cool. Alright, so...
[00:26:09]  I think that there's a little bit more to get here, right?
[00:26:12]  Did I miss something? You be my eyes and ears, my friends!
[00:26:16]  Please. Alright.
[00:26:18]  Oh, I think there was something higher up here, right?
[00:26:22]  Oh yeah, there was this.
[00:26:24]  That's probably it, right? Oh yes, a bit more ammo here.
[00:26:31]  You know, this kind of ammo can be...
[00:26:33]  I thought I did this already. Can be the difference between life...
[00:26:37]  As a mortal and eternal life as a slave of the demons.
[00:26:40]  All right. What do we got here?
[00:26:43]  The boomer is a real remover.
[00:26:48]  And... Yeah, how do you guys find the audio is all right?
[00:26:51]  You don't care about the camera, right?
[00:26:53]  It doesn't really matter, right? All right.
[00:27:00]  Should we keep going?
[00:27:02]  Shall we keep going?
[00:27:05]  I think we should.
[00:27:06]  I really, really think we should.
[00:27:09]  And how many friends do I have in here at the moment?
[00:27:12]  I do not know.
[00:27:14]  Alright. Should we take a pause?
[00:27:16]  The pause that refreshes?
[00:27:20]  Wait a minute. Something sounds bad!
[00:27:22]  I shouldn't be changing settings!
[00:27:24]  Alright. Oh, one of these dudes.
[00:27:27]  Okay. That was not impressive.
[00:27:43]  Too busy playing with the chat and not enough time playing catch-a-frag with the monsters.
[00:27:48]  Don't give up. You can do it.
[00:27:50]  It's really actually very nice to see all of this.
[00:27:55]  Take this time to learn the dash.
[00:27:59]  Okay, give it a try. Hold right click, then left click while zoomed in.
[00:28:04]  Oh, wait. How do I zoom in?
[00:28:06]  This is going to be...
[00:28:07]  Oh, you guys get to see the very exciting stuff of me figuring out what my controls.
[00:28:14]  So I need to customize here.
[00:28:15]  So what's my zoom here? Move forward.
[00:28:17]  Move back. Got that. Jump.
[00:28:19]  Got that. Dash.
[00:28:21]  Right shift. Fire weapon.
[00:28:22]  Left click. Weapon mod.
[00:28:23]  Melee. Glory. Kill. I got that.
[00:28:25]  Chainsaw. Page down.
[00:28:26]  Equipment launcher. Oh, right control.
[00:28:29]  Flame belch. That's the end.
[00:28:32]  I don't know what the crucible is, but I'm sort of feeling it should be something else.
[00:28:37]  Alright, switch weapon, weapon mod.
[00:28:40]  Oh, F! Oh, switch weapon mod!
[00:28:42]  I need that, right? Okay. What should we make it?
[00:28:44]  Let's make it the one key.
[00:28:45]  Oh, here we go.
[00:28:48]  Here we go.
[00:28:49]  Here we go.
[00:28:49]  So that switches my weapon mod there.
[00:28:58]  I don't have a weapon mod for that.
[00:29:02]  Is this my sticky bombs?

=== Giblets And Blocky Echo (10:34) ===

[00:29:05]  I don't know. Let's find out.
[00:29:09]  Alright, so yeah, I didn't even switch weapon mods.
[00:29:11]  I can certainly see why I was giving some of my more dedicated fans.
[00:29:15]  These guys are just like free ammo, right?
[00:29:25]  Okay.
[00:29:27]  Not if you can't hit them, or refuse to hit them for some vague reason.
[00:29:30]  Are you coming back? Hey, come and play.
[00:29:32]  No? No? Oh, low ammo.
[00:29:37]  That means it's chainsaw time.
[00:29:39]  Time to use Arkham's razor to get myself some ammo.
[00:29:45]  Do you hear it? What was that movie?
[00:29:47]  You guys can remind me of this movie.
[00:29:49]  What was the movie where...
[00:29:50]  Oh, I'm a cat.
[00:29:52]  I'm a cat. Push things over.
[00:29:54]  And shoot them as they go. Yeah, let's waste ammo that way.
[00:29:56]  That seems like a good idea. What was the movie where...
[00:29:59]  Was it Full Metal Jacket?
[00:30:01]  Where the helicopter guy is asked, well, how can you shoot women and children?
[00:30:04]  He's like, easy! Just give him a bit more lead!
[00:30:07]  See, this is why I can't take Minecraft, man.
[00:30:10]  That is some seriously blocky stuff.
[00:30:12]  Dash refill. Whoa.
[00:30:15]  Oh, come on! Don't give me this Rayman stuff!
[00:30:17]  I just want to shoot stuff! All right.
[00:30:19]  Grab a dash refill to completely refill the dash meter to get across large dash...
[00:30:23]  Oh, boy. Now, there was some dude up here, though.
[00:30:26]  Can I get up here? Can we climb up?
[00:30:31]  Is there a secret spot?
[00:30:36]  Oh, hey! Don't cheat me, people!
[00:30:38]  I could jump that!
[00:30:40]  That was a programming cheat, I've got to tell you.
[00:30:42]  As a programmer, I can call it.
[00:30:44]  Look at this. I come in my own defense.
[00:30:47]  I should be able to jump to that, but it won't let me.
[00:30:48]  For reasons best known to the programmers, otherwise known as we're too lazy to put something over there.
[00:30:58]  Ah, okay. And now what?
[00:31:00]  Wait, is that where we came from?
[00:31:01]  Uh...
[00:31:08]  Ah!
[00:31:08]  What the...
[00:31:11]  Okay. Low health.
[00:31:13]  Excellent. If you jump down that really steep cliff, you find a secret.
[00:31:16]  Oh, what, back here? Secret, secret.
[00:31:19]  I got a secret. Is it this one?
[00:31:21]  There's a secret down here?
[00:31:24]  Oh, are you trolling me, dude?
[00:31:25]  Are you trolling me, bro?
[00:31:31]  Call Faith Goldie for reinforcements.
[00:31:33]  Yeah, they should be pretty good at this.
[00:31:37]  Oh, what's down here?
[00:31:39]  Oh, I can't get there though, right?
[00:31:41]  I have to do that funky jump thing.
[00:31:43]  That's where I came from.
[00:31:48]  Alright. Yeah, there's nothing down there, right?
[00:31:54]  Alright. Here we go.
[00:32:01]  All right.
[00:32:01]  Oh, I can get there, right?
[00:32:05]  Come on.
[00:32:12]  Let me up! Let me up!
[00:32:13]  There we go. Alright. Ooh!
[00:32:18]  Ooh! This looks like something that won't kill me for once in this game.
[00:32:25]  Alright, what do we get? Oh, wait!
[00:32:27]  Don't take a sip of coffee.
[00:32:28]  Oh, I actually need health a little bit.
[00:32:36]  Oh my gosh. Giblets!
[00:32:52]  Giblets! Alright. Alright.
[00:32:55]  How's the framework, by the way?
[00:32:58]  Sticky bomb the flying guys?
[00:32:59]  Oh yeah, so now I've got this mod thing, right?
[00:33:02]  But which mod do I have?
[00:33:06]  Oh, sorry to be such a...
[00:33:08]  Oh, is there something down there?
[00:33:11]  You guys got to tell me.
[00:33:12]  You wouldn't lie to me, would you?
[00:33:14]  You wouldn't lie to me.
[00:33:16]  Should I go down? Should I go down?
[00:33:21]  Oh, I'm just waiting for the chat to fire up here.
[00:33:27]  I feel like there's stuff...
[00:33:28]  This is really quite a layout here.
[00:33:30]  Man. Oh, now I want some ribs.
[00:33:38]  That's where you came from. Oh, okay.
[00:33:40]  Thanks. All right.
[00:33:44]  I'll just follow the train track.
[00:33:46]  I know the programmers want me to go a certain way.
[00:33:52]  All right. Green light.
[00:33:59]  The floor is lava.
[00:34:02]  Breadcrumbs! Kibble!
[00:34:03]  I will go this way. This is like the worst hell ever.
[00:34:07]  It's kind of like Britney Spears.
[00:34:09]  Oh! Dad joke. Told you we're getting some.
[00:34:11]  Told you. I warned you.
[00:34:12]  I warned you. Okay, that's where I came from, right?
[00:34:14]  Okay, so...
[00:34:16]  I like the plasma, dude.
[00:34:22]  Now, I don't have a mod for this, right?
[00:34:24]  No. My god, I feel like I'm just going through a museum of modern art here.
[00:34:29]  Oh, my thumb hurts sometimes, too.
[00:34:31]  All right. Carpal Tunnel.
[00:34:34]  I have a feeling we are going into the demon belly.
[00:34:38]  Into the belly of the beast.
[00:34:40]  Like going to Los Angeles.
[00:34:41]  Alright, here we go. What have we got here?
[00:34:45]  I need to do something with this.
[00:34:47]  Ooh, message.
[00:34:54]  Oh, I'm missing the cutscene.
[00:34:56]  Okay.
[00:34:58]  Alright, I will do a chat from now.
[00:35:00]  Good. Alright.
[00:35:05]  Sorry, I missed something. What happened?
[00:35:09]  What is going on here?
[00:35:11]  Am I supposed to go into the River of Doom with the cryptic writing?
[00:35:16]  Swiss Corona. Alright.
[00:35:19]  Did I miss anything?
[00:35:20]  This is all places...
[00:35:21]  Oh, this is all places I came from, right?
[00:35:24]  Alright. Alright, fine.
[00:35:25]  I'll go in here. Whee!
[00:35:30]  Alright, now I am going...
[00:35:32]  Oh, it's burping at me!
[00:35:34]  Ew, gross. So this is what it's like going down on a woman in her 30s.
[00:35:41]  Echo! Echo!
[00:35:42]  Echo. Alright, here we go.
[00:35:44]  Yeah, yeah. I guess I'm supposed to jump.
[00:35:46]  There's nothing else funky around here that I can get, right?
[00:35:48]  Oh, look at that reflection. Oh, that's just beautiful art, I'm telling you.
[00:35:53]  Oh, this was not my view out.
[00:35:55]  Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why.
[00:35:57]  This might have been your view out with forceps, but let me tell you why.
[00:36:03]  I was a C-section baby, so I... Well, like I said, I was kind of a knife and I was coming through a hole with blood in it, but yeah, I'm just getting all these deja vus.
[00:36:11]  All right. Whee!
[00:36:15]  This is going to be totally safe.
[00:36:16]  All right. Oh, now there is no...
[00:36:21]  Oh, this is the slow-moving stuff, right?
[00:36:24]  Whoa! Hey! Oh, man.
[00:36:25]  I can't believe I forgot about these dudes.
[00:36:27]  I don't even get any health from these guys, right?
[00:36:35]  Alright. Punch this.
[00:36:39]  Alright. Let's get a little bit of health back.
[00:36:41]  This is like the free stuff, right?
[00:36:42]  It gets you your...
[00:36:44]  Get your ammo.
[00:36:49]  That is a lot of ammo, man.
[00:36:52]  Oh. What the heck was that?
[00:37:01]  Bye-bye. Yeah, I got it now, baby!
[00:37:05]  I got it going on!
[00:37:07]  Giblets! Wait, something moved.
[00:37:09]  Jumpy game! Jumpy game!
[00:37:10]  Oh, come on!
[00:37:12]  What is this? You've got to be kidding me!
[00:37:15]  This is like the worst Chuck E. Cheese ever!
[00:37:21]  Alright. Okay.
[00:37:26]  The floor is lava and the jumping rope is death lava.
[00:37:31]  What the... Oh, we can handle this.
[00:37:37]  We got it. We got this.
[00:37:39]  Oh, yeah, we don't got this, though.
[00:37:41]  Get some cheap health.
[00:37:48]  I'm going to go.
[00:37:51]  Get some more cheap health.
[00:37:53]  I should not have done that better.
[00:37:57]  Get some ammo.
[00:38:01]  Get some more health.
[00:38:03]  What have we got? There was still a guy here, wasn't there?
[00:38:04]  Wasn't there? Wasn't there? Oh, did he fall down?
[00:38:07]  Oh, zombie fall down.
[00:38:08]  All right.
[00:38:08]  Weapon point acquired.
[00:38:14]  Does that mean I'm safe for a moment?
[00:38:17]  What the? That was a noise.
[00:38:19]  That wasn't my belly, was it? I'm not that hungry, actually.
[00:38:21]  Did you guys find that you're eating less or more under quarantine?
[00:38:25]  Oh, I left something behind there.
[00:38:27]  Oh, I need that, right? I should go get that.
[00:38:29]  Do you find... You know what? I actually find I'm exercising more and eating less.
[00:38:36]  All right. We'll get some tasty little treats here.
[00:38:39]  Get a helmet. Helmet Snyborg!
[00:38:42]  All right. Is that it?
[00:38:44]  Did I get it all? Less poor food choices, though.
[00:38:50]  Yeah, this is the time.
[00:38:52]  This is the time that we have time, right?
[00:38:54]  I mean, it's... Again, it's not that change.
[00:38:56]  I have to be homeschooling my kid and...
[00:38:58]  All that. And work from home and all that.
[00:39:01]  But you know what is new for this?
[00:39:03]  You know what is new for me?
[00:39:05]  It is new for me chatting with you guys while I play a video game.
[00:39:08]  That is like so new I can't even tell you.
[00:39:10]  I just can't even tell you.
[00:39:12]  Did you guys even see the...
[00:39:13]  I think I got these guys now.
[00:39:27]  See, I got a little bit of space to move around, and we're okay.
[00:39:29]  Now, that usually distracts you from, like, the millions of other guys coming.
[00:39:33]  All right. What is my mod here, though?
[00:39:36]  Okay, so something down here switches.

=== Invisible Enemies (07:13) ===

[00:39:39]  I'm sorry to be so complainy, but, uh...
[00:39:41]  Hey, that's how I roll.
[00:39:44]  What, are these guys alive?
[00:39:46]  Oh, my gosh, it's Kevin Federline.
[00:39:48]  Backup dancer for Britney Spears!
[00:39:50]  All right, um...
[00:39:51]  Should I get ammo? Yeah, yeah, come on.
[00:39:54]  Come on. Get ourselves a little ammo.
[00:39:58]  Yeah, because I don't need any health, right?
[00:40:00]  Oh, this just means the ammo is full, right?
[00:40:02]  Oh, fine. I'll get a little of this stuff.
[00:40:04]  Press tab for mod?
[00:40:06]  No, tab. What the...
[00:40:08]  Okay.
[00:40:10]  Oh, tab is a map. I don't need no map!
[00:40:12]  I worked in the woods.
[00:40:14]  Alright. It's nice having a little bit of tiny calm after the frantic part of the...
[00:40:19]  What the... There's all these weird burpee sounds coming.
[00:40:22]  That's not me, right? It would be great to have you guys on audio so that you could scream instructions to me in a very helpful way.
[00:40:29]  I do that with my daughter when she's playing games.
[00:40:31]  She finds it super helpful. Left, right, up, down!
[00:40:37]  Oh, does it not want me to jump there?
[00:40:40]  Really? Oh, that's full.
[00:40:43]  I went over there, right? Okay, well, this is where I came from.
[00:40:47]  I feel like I should be doing something with that, but I probably can't, right?
[00:40:52]  Okay. Oh, you can't jump up here because of the spikes, right?
[00:40:57]  Okay, yeah, fine. But I'm supposed to do something with this box, aren't I? I sort of feel like I should.
[00:41:01]  Can I punch it? Yes, I can.
[00:41:05]  Okay. Yeah, they don't just have the box lying around from nowhere, right?
[00:41:09]  So I moved over here. Does that mean I can use this to get somewhere?
[00:41:12]  Does not look like it. And that's what a colonoscopy should not look like.
[00:41:19]  All right. Okay.
[00:41:23]  Can I go around here and get up on the other side?
[00:41:25]  Sorry, I'm a bit of an explorer with these games.
[00:41:29]  Oh! Wait a minute.
[00:41:32]  That looks like something kind of important.
[00:41:35]  Oh, so I'm supposed to jump up somehow and get that punchy thing, right?
[00:41:41]  The pole to your right, jump on it.
[00:41:43]  I'm not sure how the...
[00:41:46]  Let me just explore a little more, and then we'll see if we can come back.
[00:41:49]  But I assume I'm supposed to get up there.
[00:41:51]  Oh, that's where I have to get up.
[00:41:52]  Okay. Can I get up here at all?
[00:41:54]  Oh, you got your invisible bars of lazy programming.
[00:41:57]  Oh, come on.
[00:41:59]  Should be able to get up there.
[00:42:00]  It's not like a horse on Skyrim.
[00:42:02]  Alright, so there's a puzzle trap here, right?
[00:42:05]  So this is some kind of intelligence test.
[00:42:07]  Oh, can I just move this once?
[00:42:10]  No, I think so, right?
[00:42:13]  Okay, so I gotta get up here.
[00:42:15]  But now what? Oh, I gotta...
[00:42:17]  Do I have to jump and then...
[00:42:18]  Oh my gosh, that's crazy.
[00:42:20]  I gotta jump and spin?
[00:42:21]  Alright, help me out, my friends.
[00:42:27]  Use the box to get the high ground to jump even higher ground using your dash ability.
[00:42:32]  But where is the high ground from here?
[00:42:37]  Alright. So this is a refill of the jumpy thing, right?
[00:42:43]  The dash thing? That's a refill, right?
[00:42:48]  So, I have to get up here.
[00:42:56]  And I guess I've got to get up here, but then I've got to turn and dash?
[00:42:59]  That's crazy! Jump, dash, dash, jump, jump.
[00:43:04]  Swing on the ledge to the right.
[00:43:06]  Thank Mirror's Edge for this.
[00:43:07]  Oh, that's another jumping game, right?
[00:43:09]  Oh! Oh, I see.
[00:43:15]  Oh, okay. Alright, thank you.
[00:43:19]  Alright, cutscene.
[00:43:21]  Coffee time. We're all going to get the cold bug virus and die while you play video games?
[00:43:32]  Hey, while you're in here, you're not outside.
[00:43:34]  I am saving lives.
[00:43:36]  I am eliminating the dorm demon horde, but I am saving the glorious lives of the listeners and supporters.
[00:43:41]  Our philosophy through Free Domain.
[00:43:43]  Radio. No, just Free Domain.
[00:43:45]  Oh, yeah, we're getting closer to that.
[00:43:49]  All right, we don't have ominous death thrash music, so we should be okay.
[00:43:53]  I got to jump over to that, right?
[00:43:55]  And this is where babies come from.
[00:44:03]  All right. Hello, Zinc Man.
[00:44:10]  Use right-click to use your aim with your mod.
[00:44:15]  No, I don't think that's it.
[00:44:16]  See, I feel like I just keep wasting ammo doing this stuff.
[00:44:18]  Alright. Now what?
[00:44:22]  Do I climb out on there?
[00:44:25]  Oh, I'm going to get invisible lines that I can't go up here, right?
[00:44:28]  No. Alright. I don't want to go back because I feel like that's cheating.
[00:44:32]  Alright, can I go down here? Alright.
[00:44:38]  Oh! Come on!
[00:44:42]  Alright, I need to go back here, right?
[00:44:45]  Oh, did that open? Oh, okay, so I have to go around here, right?
[00:44:50]  Oh, man. Oh, sorry.
[00:44:52]  Now you get to see my reaction times of a coma patient.
[00:44:55]  All right, here we go. Can I get up here?
[00:44:57]  Oh, because of the barriers?
[00:44:59]  Oh, come on. More invisible lines of bad programming.
[00:45:04]  All right, we can jump here, though, right?
[00:45:05]  Can we get up here? Oh, come on.
[00:45:08]  Oh, well, I just got a tiny smidge of health.
[00:45:12]  Uh, is this where I came from?
[00:45:15]  Yeah, that's where I came from.
[00:45:16]  Alright. So, I gotta get up.
[00:45:19]  Can I get up here? Oh, it doesn't let me jump with my fingers in the sticky goo, right?
[00:45:22]  Alright. Use them, okay.
[00:45:29]  Alright, let's keep going.
[00:45:31]  Uh, oh, these don't let me fill over, right?
[00:45:33]  I need me some marshmallows!
[00:45:37]  Alright. Oh, Lord.
[00:45:40]  I, you know, I'm not a huge fan of these.
[00:45:42]  Now, hang on. All right.
[00:45:46]  I'm not a huge fan of these, like, you jumpy-jump stuff, and then if you miss it, you have to crawl around six miles ahead.
[00:45:54]  All right. So, I'm sure everybody will be super helpful with me here.
[00:45:59]  Oh, I see. There's another thing to jump, right?
[00:46:01]  Okay. So, I gotta...
[00:46:03]  Do I have to go from here?
[00:46:04]  Okay. Do I? Do I? And then I have to jump again, right?
[00:46:10]  Oh, man. Come on.
[00:46:11]  This is going to be horrible. Monkey bar.
[00:46:14]  Monkey bar. But I go from here, right?
[00:46:16]  And I use my soupy zoom.
[00:46:18]  Oh, this isn't going to work out well, my friends.
[00:46:22]  All right. Let's just pretend it's a debate.
[00:46:24]  Okay. Are you ready? I'm going to miss, right?
[00:46:26]  I'm going to miss. All right. Let's try. Let's try.
[00:46:28]  Hey, could happen. Could happen.
[00:46:29]  All right. Let me just get my keystrokes.
[00:46:31]  So I've got to zoom. Oh, come on!
[00:46:37]  Where was my zoom there?
[00:46:39]  Oh, I hit the keystroke.
[00:46:40]  I'm telling you, you could probably hear it in the background.
[00:46:43]  You probably could. You probably could.
[00:46:44]  All right. Well, let's do this again.
[00:46:46]  Oh, lordy. Oh, that missed.
[00:46:49]  Oh! I'm now in too much of a hurry to do any good.

=== Bouncy Jumps and Far Distances (11:16) ===

[00:46:53]  Haste makes waste. All right.
[00:46:54]  Let's go around again. Can I get up here?
[00:46:56]  No, this is the invisible thing, right?
[00:46:59]  So I'm going to get around here. All right.
[00:47:00]  We'll get there. Smash it harder.
[00:47:05]  Double jump and I would have made it.
[00:47:06]  Well, you're probably right.
[00:47:08]  Alright. I can at least go a little faster here, right?
[00:47:14]  Alright. Alright.
[00:47:19]  Here we go, here we go.
[00:47:21]  We're going up, we're going up.
[00:47:26]  Wow, that does refill pretty quickly, doesn't it?
[00:47:28]  Alright. Alright.
[00:47:32]  Here we go! Cliff distance is not an argument.
[00:47:39]  Don't jump too quickly at the same time.
[00:47:41]  You waste height. It's a worst level game.
[00:47:45]  Yeah, this sticky stuff and these jumpy jump things.
[00:47:48]  Basically, I did not come to Doom for puzzles.
[00:47:51]  I came to Doom for shredding demons with chainsaws.
[00:47:55]  Space your dashes.
[00:47:57]  All right. Power core on the left first?
[00:47:59]  No, I did that. I did the power core thing.
[00:48:01]  Yeah, no, that's a good thing, though, if you've just joined.
[00:48:03]  Okay, so I have to jump, dash, go up, and time the dashes.
[00:48:08]  All right. Oh, look at that!
[00:48:14]  Second time lucky. It wasn't luck.
[00:48:17]  Okay, now I'm going to remember that there are these tentacle dudes, right?
[00:48:22]  Oh, yeah. Oh, give me the glue.
[00:48:25]  Oh, there we go. Oh, there's some reflexes for you, baby.
[00:48:29]  Ah, select Sentinel Crystal.
[00:48:31]  Okay, what should I do? What should I do?
[00:48:34]  Napalm Belch. No, I shouldn't do that.
[00:48:36]  I haven't had any biryani lately.
[00:48:38]  All right, Belch Armor Boost.
[00:48:40]  Demon's Rock Armor at a faster rate.
[00:48:42]  I like the Luke Magnet.
[00:48:44]  All health pickups contribute to Blood Punch.
[00:48:47]  Oh, I haven't been using that, right?
[00:48:48]  Okay. What do you guys think I should do?
[00:48:52]  Clutch. Belch. Blow me.
[00:48:54]  He made it. I think you blow people, then they make it.
[00:48:59]  All right. Belch is awesome.
[00:49:01]  Quick draw Belch.
[00:49:02]  Flame Belch. Oh, is that the thing that's on my shoulder?
[00:49:06]  Okay, let's unlock that.
[00:49:10]  And armor upgraded.
[00:49:13]  Nice. I'm going to build me Superman's castle, because the only account of Superman after he studies philosophy under the tender gaze of Marlon Brando.
[00:49:20]  All right. So the one time I remember about the tentacle guys, they aren't there at all.
[00:49:25]  Isn't that just the way life goes?
[00:49:26]  Alright. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
[00:49:33]  Hey, don't wrench my perspective!
[00:49:37]  Uh... Oh.
[00:49:38]  Oh, come on, are they falling things now?
[00:49:41]  Don't steal my eyeballs.
[00:49:42]  Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Now, what's my long-distance weapon here?
[00:49:48]  Yeah, I've backed away.
[00:49:50]  You can't see me. Stop it.
[00:49:51]  Alright. Brando is gay.
[00:49:53]  Was probably one of the worst fathers in existence.
[00:49:58]  Sticky bomb? Oh, good point.
[00:50:02]  Oh, I missed with my sticky bomb!
[00:50:05]  When does that...
[00:50:06]  Oh, that's on the bottom right.
[00:50:09]  The sticky bomb is...
[00:50:10]  Okay, that's the grenade thing, right?
[00:50:14]  Oh... Switch to your rifle.
[00:50:15]  What is the rifle? I don't know what the rifle is.
[00:50:20]  No mod activated.
[00:50:24]  That is not a sticky bomb.
[00:50:26]  Or cannon sniper.
[00:50:29]  Alright, I'm sorry.
[00:50:31]  I'm losing... I'm just gonna get close.
[00:50:41]  Zoom! I do not zoom.
[00:50:44]  Whoa! That was sad.
[00:50:56]  I hope that nobody ever gives that.
[00:50:58]  That was truly, truly pathetic to be that close.
[00:51:02]  You know, I really feel like I should have used some other kind of weapon.
[00:51:05]  Sorry, you guys are giving me good advice.
[00:51:07]  I'm just not taking it. Hey.
[00:51:13]  Ooh, that's close to the edge.
[00:51:15]  Close to the edge, down by the river.
[00:51:18]  Seasons will pass me by.
[00:51:19]  That guy can sing, but man, has he got a high voice.
[00:51:21]  All right. Ooh, chocolate!
[00:51:26]  It's hell chocolate. Well, chocolate is hell.
[00:51:28]  Because it's very good and very bad.
[00:51:30]  Alright, so that's a bouncy up thing, right?
[00:51:32]  Okay, so if I go down here, is there something cool that I can get?
[00:51:38]  Other than vaguely hypnotized?
[00:51:40]  Alright, no, it does not. Whoa!
[00:51:41]  Whoa! Dudes!
[00:51:43]  That is high. I can't believe there's a banner here.
[00:51:48]  That is pretty funny. We're going to call it Steve Banner, and we're going to talk endlessly about...
[00:51:54]  The pandemic. Hey, who am I to talk?
[00:51:56]  Alright, so...
[00:51:57]  I'm fully up on that.
[00:52:01]  I got no mods on that.
[00:52:03]  I got a mod on here, but I don't know what it does.
[00:52:09]  Alright. Look behind the gate by the bouncy thing.
[00:52:12]  To use mods, hold right click, then left click.
[00:52:14]  Okay, you know what? I promise you I will try that on the next monster.
[00:52:17]  That's not going to totally get me killed.
[00:52:19]  Oh, there was another lazy programmer thing.
[00:52:21]  Did you see that? I fell right through stuff.
[00:52:23]  Okay, I look behind this gate.
[00:52:25]  Can I get around there at all? I feel like I should.
[00:52:30]  I feel... Oh, there we go.
[00:52:32]  I haven't gone here, right? Ooh.
[00:52:37]  Oh, oh! What the heck was going off there?
[00:52:42]  Oh, man! I got bouncy, jumpy things.
[00:52:45]  Okay, so I got to jump from here, and then...
[00:52:48]  Okay. There we go.
[00:52:52]  Oh! Oh! No!
[00:52:56]  Too low! Low health!
[00:52:59]  I'm going to jump forever, but not make it!
[00:53:01]  There's no way it's going to let me survive here, is it?
[00:53:04]  Oh my, it did.
[00:53:08]  Yeah, kind of backed into a corner here.
[00:53:11]  Nothing like talking about racing IQ, though.
[00:53:13]  All right. Oh, oh, can I survive?
[00:53:21]  No. Dead?
[00:53:22]  Am I dead? Okay. Let's try that again.
[00:53:24]  All right. Oh, come on!
[00:53:26]  Are you giving me a health of one here?
[00:53:28]  Really? Really?
[00:53:31]  I feel like I'm watching Dad play Xbox.
[00:53:34]  Yeah. Nailed it.
[00:53:35]  Well, I guess the chat's a little far behind if you feel like I nailed it.
[00:53:39]  All right. I'm doomed here, right? Okay.
[00:53:42]  Oh. I just died.
[00:53:44]  All right. Let's do one more.
[00:53:46]  One more life. And then we will get on with our previously assigned day.
[00:53:50]  Hopefully it's not going to put me too far back.
[00:53:54]  Alright, yeah, not too far back.
[00:53:59]  Whoa. Oh yeah, these dudes come on, they fall down.
[00:54:05]  Terminated, yeah, that's true, right?
[00:54:06]  Oh, um...
[00:54:24]  See, I tried my alt fire, and nothing happened.
[00:54:27]  Maybe I've got the wrong alt on.
[00:54:30]  Oh! Oh, lord!
[00:54:32]  Oh, lordy! Okay, so if I drop down here, does he come down?
[00:54:36]  Whoa! Does he come down?
[00:54:38]  Will he jump down? Oh, yeah, I'm doomed here.
[00:54:43]  This could be it, my friends. Ooh, very bad, very bad.
[00:54:56]  Okay, was there anyone down here I could get?
[00:54:58]  Not really now, eh? Whoa!
[00:55:02]  How did I miss that? Oh, I forgot to use my zoom.
[00:55:05]  Alright. Alright!
[00:55:08]  Next level is an Unreal Tournament server.
[00:55:10]  Oh, that was... Okay, I'll do one more.
[00:55:12]  I'll do one more. I would normally play this long, but hey, you guys are too much fun.
[00:55:16]  Alright. Alright.
[00:55:19]  One more, and then we will stop for the day.
[00:55:22]  Because I've got another interview to get ready for.
[00:55:26]  Right to skip. R to skip.
[00:55:29]  Yeah, yeah, okay. Alright, so explain this to me.
[00:55:32]  I cannot figure this out. I'm sorry about this.
[00:55:35]  Okay. So I hold down the right, the right key.
[00:55:40]  Now, how do I zoom? That's my question.
[00:55:48]  Okay. Oh, these are my missiles, right?
[00:55:55]  Okay, so let this go.
[00:55:57]  Hold the right mouse. No, I get that.
[00:55:59]  I get that. Hold right, click.
[00:56:01]  And then what? That is the zoom.
[00:56:09]  Wait, did that do something useful?
[00:56:12]  Okay. Is this a distance weapon now?
[00:56:27]  That's full auto. You're on auto mod.
[00:56:29]  Okay, so if I change my mod Now what do I get?
[00:56:32]  That must be automatic That's just the rapid fire Okay, so then this...
[00:56:44]  Shotgun has sticky bombs or full auto for second mode.
[00:56:48]  Heavy cannon.
[00:56:49]  What is the heavy cannon?
[00:56:51]  Just hold right click, then left click.
[00:56:59]  This is your sticky bomb.
[00:57:01]  Okay, I like the sticky bomb.
[00:57:03]  All right.
[00:57:08]  He doesn't have the heavy cannon mod. .
[00:57:11]  Thank you.
[00:57:13]  Gotta hold alt-fire to shoot mod with primary fire.
[00:57:15]  No, I get that. Heavy cannon is the red blaster.
[00:57:19]  You guys are my strategy guide.
[00:57:21]  Okay, I got no mod on this dude, right?
[00:57:24]  Alright. Okay, you know what?
[00:57:26]  I've still got to figure this out, right?
[00:57:27]  Because it seems like I should know this, right?
[00:57:30]  Okay, so this shotgun doesn't help me at all, right?
[00:57:33]  I think you only have mods on the shotgun.
[00:57:35]  You don't have a plasma cannon mod.
[00:57:37]  Can I swap them around? Alt F4 for special weapon.
[00:57:42]  Hey! Hey!
[00:57:43]  Hey! This gun has a zoom.
[00:57:46]  I don't know, does it? Alright, you know what?
[00:57:50]  I love it, but I'm going to have to...
[00:57:52]  Throw a sticky bomb on top of the sky at Spider.
[00:58:04]  uh So I'm on the shotgun.

=== Behind The Door (02:41) ===

[00:58:09]  I get that.
[00:58:11]  Oh, you're going to need me some ammo, right?
[00:58:19]  Oh, you're going to need me some ammo. you're going to need me some ammo.
[00:58:38]  I didn't deserve that either, but it's kind of tight in here, right?
[00:58:42]  Okay, so I got me some ammo, and I got me some health.
[00:58:45]  And I'm gonna go and die on the jumpy bits now.
[00:58:49]  Alright, anything over here?
[00:58:51]  Oh, this is just the way back up, right?
[00:58:53]  Okay. Now, I feel like there should be something down here.
[00:58:57]  Okay, let's go down here once more.
[00:58:59]  And stay off there.
[00:59:01]  Okay, is there anything with the...
[00:59:03]  Oops. No, that's not what I was looking for.
[00:59:05]  Okay, let's go back down.
[00:59:08]  Let's go back down, and...
[00:59:11]  I really feel that...
[00:59:15]  Yeah, I think people are asking me to zoom when I don't have this particular mod.
[00:59:18]  Okay, is there anything I can shoot?
[00:59:19]  Anything I can punch? They wouldn't build this thing down here if there was no reason, right?
[00:59:24]  So, help me out, my friends.
[00:59:27]  Alright, and if you ever want to figure out...
[00:59:30]  Oh, come on.
[00:59:31]  I don't want to go this high. If you ever want to figure out my final death words, I will tell you what they're going to be.
[00:59:38]  Pop the disc. And then I will also tell you what this means.
[00:59:43]  So, pop the disc refers to when I used to play this game.
[00:59:50]  I played it with a friend of mine when I was in my early teens called Ultima 3.
[00:59:56]  It was a Lord British game.
[00:59:57]  It was pretty good, actually. It was pretty good.
[00:59:59]  And we could not figure out how to finish the game.
[01:00:04]  And as it turns out, you had to allow yourself, when you were in a ship, to be sucked down a water spout in order to finish the game.
[01:00:13]  Which was, you know, not the...
[01:00:14]  Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
[01:00:16]  Okay, that's good. It was not the most intuitive thing.
[01:00:19]  Ultima 3, yeah, yeah. So, we played Ultima 3, never finished the game, because we never let our ship...
[01:00:28]  Get sucked down the whirlpool.
[01:00:30]  Now, the reason we never let our ship get sucked down the whirlpool, the way we avoided it, was you just pop the disc, right?
[01:00:35]  So you pop the disc and you don't die.
[01:00:36]  So if I'm ever on my deathbed and I tell someone to pop the disc, you'll know what it means.
[01:00:43]  Ooh, that was not super helpful.
[01:00:48]  Oh, my spinning golem head.

=== Finding the Key (06:42) ===

[01:00:50]  Are you my conscience?
[01:00:52]  All right, there we go. What did I get?
[01:00:53]  What did I get? An extra life...
[01:00:56]  Oh! This is behind the door!
[01:00:57]  What's behind door number?
[01:00:59]  All right. So now what?
[01:01:01]  Oh, I've got to go back out this way?
[01:01:05]  All right. All right.
[01:01:09]  Look at that! Stellar!
[01:01:11]  This could actually be super helpful because I'm going to need this, right?
[01:01:20]  Okay. So this...
[01:01:25]  Can I start from here? Yes, I should start from here, right?
[01:01:29]  Now this, you have no chance here, right?
[01:01:35]  So this, I've got to just do multiple jumps and turns and spins, right?
[01:01:39]  right?
[01:01:39]  Uh, where do I go?
[01:01:46]  Oh my!
[01:01:50]  I made it.
[01:01:51]  it.
[01:01:52]  Oh, oh, bad things, bad things.
[01:01:54]  No, no, no, no, no!
[01:02:00]  Ah!
[01:02:01]  Ah!
[01:02:02]  Thank you.
[01:02:04]  Do I... Uh...
[01:02:12]  Uh... Did I survive?
[01:02:14]  I guess I did. Uh...
[01:02:16]  Daddy's gonna need some health!
[01:02:18]  Did I earn that? Yes, I think I should use a sticky bomb when the mouth is open, right?
[01:02:23]  Okay. That sounds like a promise I made to a girlfriend when I was in my teens.
[01:02:28]  All right. A little health, a little health.
[01:02:31]  Whoa, whoa, whoa. Something alive, something alive.
[01:02:34]  Whoa, whoa, whoa. Something's moving.
[01:02:39]  All right, all right. Something else coming?
[01:02:42]  Whoa. Dude, so rude.
[01:02:47]  All right, let's let them do their thing and let me...
[01:02:50]  Oh, oh, little secret back here.
[01:02:51]  I saw it, I saw it, I saw it.
[01:02:54]  Oh, we will take that.
[01:02:55]  Whoa, no, no, no, no. What the...
[01:02:59]  I accidentally threw a bomb.
[01:03:02]  This is where I started, right?
[01:03:04]  Okay. Up the wall.
[01:03:10]  All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
[01:03:17]  Daddy's flown across the ocean.
[01:03:22]  Slayer Gate! Uh...
[01:03:27]  Should I? Intense encounters.
[01:03:30]  Alright, I'll tell you what.
[01:03:32]  I'm not going to do that unless I find the key.
[01:03:35]  Did I just find the key? Let's go here.
[01:03:39]  Okay, there were still dudes here, right?
[01:03:43]  There were. Oh, doody dudes!
[01:03:48]  I've got your lead food for you.
[01:03:50]  Come on, my friends!
[01:03:52]  Come on out! Time to play!
[01:03:56]  Uh... Now I want some raisins.
[01:04:00]  Oh, that's right. It's a current joke.
[01:04:05]  Okay, let's go back and have a look, because I thought there were dudes here.
[01:04:08]  I didn't think I got them all.
[01:04:10]  Oh. Oh.
[01:04:12]  Oh! Always check the ceiling, right?
[01:04:15]  Oh, so I've got to go over here.
[01:04:18]  Go up here. Oh, yeah.
[01:04:24]  Oh! So close, so close.
[01:04:27]  I'll move my butt like that's going to do any good.
[01:04:31]  Will I be talking to Dave Smith again?
[01:04:33]  Sure I will. I like me some Dave Smith.
[01:04:38]  Okay, did I get that?
[01:04:39]  Wait, no I didn't. Okay, hang on.
[01:04:43]  Alright, sorry about this.
[01:04:45]  Getting a little obsessive here, but it's worth it.
[01:04:49]  Uh... Oh, come on.
[01:04:55]  I've got to pause that, right?
[01:04:57]  I have to pause that, I think.
[01:05:01]  Squeeze them buttocks.
[01:05:03]  Yes, indeed. I must go higher.
[01:05:05]  Yes. Thank you.
[01:05:06]  That is very helpful. I appreciate that.
[01:05:09]  That is very important.
[01:05:10]  I must go higher. Oh, that was just wrong.
[01:05:15]  That should have given that to me, right?
[01:05:19]  They've got little... I don't know.
[01:05:20]  I'm not going to call them glitches, because those are the annoying people when I was a kid.
[01:05:25]  You need to go out and through that opening ledge from the other side?
[01:05:28]  Really? Aim at the target.
[01:05:30]  Yeah, thanks. Jump from the very edge of the ledge.
[01:05:35]  Ah, okay. Oh, okay.
[01:05:38]  That we already got, right?
[01:05:39]  And so now we get this thing, right?
[01:05:45]  Why do I feel like this is underwhelming?
[01:05:51]  Jump onto the Heath Ledger.
[01:05:57]  A philosopher in the street and a gamer in bed.
[01:06:01]  You missed the key. Go back.
[01:06:02]  Did I miss the key? Okay, I'll go back.
[01:06:09]  I thought I was supposed to get that thing going up, but I'm clearly not, so let's try this.
[01:06:17]  Ah, I will be patient.
[01:06:18]  I will be patient. I clearly need whatever goodies are up here, right?
[01:06:28]  Alright. Was there a key out here on the ledge?
[01:06:30]  Is that what you're saying? Do you want me to seduce you?
[01:06:34]  Is that what you're trying to tell me?
[01:06:37]  Uh... Did I get the thing?
[01:06:40]  The key is below the ledge you were on before.
[01:06:43]  Uh... Oh, jeez.
[01:06:47]  I thought I'd already got there. Ah, the Unmaker.
[01:06:51]  I don't know that I want to get the Unmaker.
[01:06:53]  The Unmaker. That's why it's known as me in bed.
[01:06:56]  All right. Because...
[01:06:57]  Oh, I see. So now I'm supposed to go down in here.
[01:07:02]  And... That is a big key, man.
[01:07:07]  Sorry, I thought that was a spot I'd already gone to.
[01:07:12]  Friendies? Friendies? Now, does this give me something that's going to give me a Zoom?
[01:07:18]  Whoa. The more I stare at this, the more I feel like donating.
[01:07:24]  I'm going to get R-A-P-E-D so hard.
[01:07:27]  Really? It doubles as a sex toy?
[01:07:31]  I don't know what that means.

=== Bad Things, Bad Things (14:14) ===

[01:07:33]  All right. Three weapon points.
[01:07:34]  Is this good? Is this bad?
[01:07:38]  Do I think interracial marriage is immoral?
[01:07:40]  No. Of course not. It's not a violation of the non-aggression principle.
[01:07:45]  All right. Prepare your A-N-U-S. Five dollars, he will die?
[01:07:53]  This is awesome. Maybe this is the one place where you get hugs, puppies, and freshly minted unicorns in the game.
[01:08:02]  All right. Hang on. Ah!
[01:08:04]  Oh, that's where I came from, right? Do you know where you're going to?
[01:08:07]  All right. I punched this. Let's do it.
[01:08:09]  Come on! Uh, things have gone white.
[01:08:14]  Oh.
[01:08:14]  Oh.
[01:08:16]  Oh, I believe I want all of this good stuff though, right?
[01:08:30]  Is there any chance I'm making it out of this?
[01:08:32]  Not really, eh? I don't think so.
[01:08:39]  But you know what?
[01:08:40]  It might be fun going down.
[01:08:42]  Oh, I bet you we want to go through this, right?
[01:08:50]  Warpy Warp.
[01:08:50]  We're happy with that, right?
[01:08:52]  Oh, he's already dead.
[01:09:03]  Well, I guess they're all already dead technically, right?
[01:09:07]  Oh, oh, bad things, bad things.
[01:09:10]  Oh, that's handy.
[01:09:17]  I feel like I should be varying up my weapons usage.
[01:09:19]  What do you guys think? Whoa, dude.
[01:09:25]  Go backwards until you can't.
[01:09:27]  That's always my... Oh, fly!
[01:09:29]  Be free! Whoa.
[01:09:32]  Uh-huh. Oh, oh, oh, let's get some health.
[01:09:42]  Oh, come on!
[01:09:43]  That close to the health?
[01:09:46]  Oh, okay, that's rank, man.
[01:09:48]  That's rank. Do I get another chance at this thing or what?
[01:09:52]  Uh, yes. Uh, yeah, yeah, okay.
[01:09:54]  One more, one more, one more.
[01:09:57]  Not bad, not bad.
[01:10:00]  This is Trump strafe, damn you.
[01:10:02]  Yeah, yeah, no kidding, eh? Ooh, I should have saved that for worse guys, right?
[01:10:12]  See, it doesn't start off too bad, right?
[01:10:15]  But I need to use all of my cunning and skill.
[01:10:21]  And ammo is a big deal, right?
[01:10:24]  That we need.
[01:10:25]  Okay, wait till dudes come here.
[01:10:31]  Ooh, blood punch.
[01:10:38]  Yeah, I got a ram of that dude, right?
[01:10:40]  Ooh, I don't need that health yet, right?
[01:10:54]  Okay.
[01:10:58]  Ooh, I should have been saving that for health.
[01:10:59]  Yeah, there we go. No, don't want that health yet.
[01:11:04]  Oh. Uh, fire?
[01:11:07]  Fire in the hole! Uh, this is not gonna go well.
[01:11:12]  Oh. Uh, things are getting progressively...
[01:11:14]  Ooh, blow that dude up, right?
[01:11:19]  That's got to give me some health.
[01:11:21]  And let's get up here. Oh, missed that.
[01:11:23]  Let's get that health. Alright.
[01:11:25]  Not too bad, not too bad, right?
[01:11:27]  right?
[01:11:27]  Oh, we're going to need some health.
[01:11:38]  Oh, let's get that health.
[01:11:45]  Come on, don't let me die this close to the health!
[01:11:49]  Oh, boy. Let's just do a lot of running away right now.
[01:11:51]  What do you think? Missiles incoming?
[01:11:55]  In a good way? Oh, let's run away from here.
[01:12:01]  I got a feeling I should go be back down in here, right?
[01:12:07]  Oh! That is good, man.
[01:12:10]  That is a good level. That is a good level.
[01:12:13]  Oh, oh, you're right.
[01:12:14]  I should use my dash, right?
[01:12:15]  Oh, I completely forgot. Okay, one more time, one more time, one more time.
[01:12:19]  Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.
[01:12:20]  I appreciate the reminders.
[01:12:23]  I appreciate the reminders.
[01:12:25]  Oh, I've got to move my mousepad back too.
[01:12:26]  Alright. Get that health, Get that health.
[01:12:42]  Get that.
[01:12:48]  Get a little blood punching action in.
[01:13:03]  Go down into the swamp water here.
[01:13:06]  And whee!
[01:13:07]  Oh.
[01:13:08]  Oh, that was a bad idea.
[01:13:19]  See something, I shoot it.
[01:13:20]  If it makes no sense, that's too bad.
[01:13:27]  I'll take that health.
[01:13:28]  That's only 25? Oh, rip off, man.
[01:13:32]  Alright, so I want to wait for these guys to gather a little, right?
[01:13:37]  Get a little bit of that.
[01:13:38]  Oh, get away from there.
[01:13:42]  Oh, I haven't been up here, have I? Oh, there's good stuff here.
[01:13:45]  Oh, I shouldn't have wasted that health.
[01:13:47]  But I will certainly get the plasma thing, because I like the plasma thing.
[01:13:51]  Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, okay.
[01:13:53]  Can I kick this someplace?
[01:13:55]  That's not doing me much good.
[01:14:07]  Oh, bad. Bad things.
[01:14:09]  Oh, does this health regenerate?
[01:14:12]  I mean, does this stuff regenerate?
[01:14:14]  Oh, no, no.
[01:14:15]  Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
[01:14:17]  Oh, get health, get health, get health.
[01:14:19]  Get away, get away.
[01:14:23]  All right, so let's go flying into some place.
[01:14:26]  That is going to be bad for us, I'm sure.
[01:14:28]  Oh, these dudes seem to be, like, kind of impossible to kill, all right?
[01:14:35]  Oh, my. Yeah, this is going to go badly, right?
[01:14:38]  Yeah, yeah. Whoa, did I just go flying here?
[01:14:43]  And let's go find some health.
[01:14:47]  Oh, what's going on here?
[01:14:48]  Am I stuck? Yes. Am I going to get any health?
[01:14:50]  Let's find out. Oh, there's a little bit of health.
[01:14:52]  I will suck that up like a $2 whore.
[01:14:54]  Okay. I'm going to need to get this guy, right?
[01:14:57]  Okay. Okay, I can't do this many here, right?
[01:15:09]  Ooh, uh, out of good weapons.
[01:15:14]  A little health here.
[01:15:18]  A little health here, a little ammo.
[01:15:21]  Alright, we're getting somewhere.
[01:15:23]  Oh, no, we're not getting good things there.
[01:15:25]  Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[01:15:30]  I can't die now.
[01:15:32]  Oh.
[01:15:37]  Alright, let's go back to Plasma Dude.
[01:15:39]  I don't get the feeling I'm getting a whole lot more health here, and I'm going to need some low-level dude to give me health, right?
[01:15:46]  Are there any low-level dudes around?
[01:15:49]  I don't think so.
[01:15:50]  I'll go around here. I don't think any of this stuff regenerates now, does it?
[01:15:54]  Alright, come on, low-level dude.
[01:15:56]  There we go. That's what I need.
[01:15:59]  And I need another low-level dude or two.
[01:16:02]  I'm not getting him from there, right?
[01:16:05]  Oh, high-level dude.
[01:16:06]  dude.
[01:16:06]  I will take him.
[01:16:07]  And we're back to health again.
[01:16:12]  Oh, jeez.
[01:16:19]  I thought I got him.
[01:16:21]  Oh, what the? What even hit me?
[01:16:24]  I do not, dude. All right.
[01:16:26]  I'll tell you what. I will stop here.
[01:16:28]  Should we do one more? What do you guys think?
[01:16:30]  I'll let you guys vote. One more?
[01:16:32]  One more? You let me know.
[01:16:36]  Can we get an F in the chat for Steph?
[01:16:38]  Nice try. Yes or no?
[01:16:40]  One more? One more.
[01:16:44]  You let me know. Remember to dash.
[01:16:47]  Yes, thank you for the reminder. One more.
[01:16:49]  Yes. Okay, I can do it.
[01:16:51]  Thanks, guys. I appreciate the enthusiasm.
[01:16:54]  I believe I can do it. Plus, it's going to give me some really good stuff, right?
[01:16:57]  One more. Once more, but with dash.
[01:17:00]  Yes, I agree. This is actually quite...
[01:17:02]  It is, you know, they're not kidding.
[01:17:04]  It is quite intense. All right.
[01:17:06]  Here we go.
[01:17:07]  We got it.
[01:17:07]  Got it.
[01:17:07]  I got to hoard my health too, right?
[01:17:23]  right?
[01:17:23]  And I gotta get me the ammo.
[01:17:30]  I like how the whole game goes on hold when you do this stuff, right?
[01:17:43]  I'm not doing good. I'm not doing well holding onto my armor.
[01:17:48]  armor.
[01:17:48]  That's the problem.
[01:17:49]  Alright.
[01:17:53]  Each one down is another one you don't have to do again, right?
[01:17:55]  You can't supercharge your health here either, right?
[01:18:11]  Oh, that's handy, right?
[01:18:12]  Oh, we'll take those little shards, right?
[01:18:22]  Oh, that's handy.
[01:18:29]  Oh, this dude, right? Oh man, I got him!
[01:18:37]  Yay!
[01:18:37]  Oh man, now there's another one.
[01:18:40]  All right.
[01:18:48]  Lots of sounds and bad things.
[01:19:00]  Thank you.
[01:19:02]  Alright, so I did get some of the big dudes, which I hadn't gotten before, right?
[01:19:06]  Which is good. And I've also got a little bit of health here, which I had...
[01:19:10]  Oh! What the... Oh, sorry. That wasn't a bad dude.
[01:19:15]  Now, if I can lure some of the dudes here...
[01:19:17]  There we go. Ooh, that's no good.
[01:19:26]  Let's get away from here...
[01:19:30]  Sorry, you guys had all reminded me.
[01:19:32]  Ooh, that's no good.
[01:19:38]  Let's get away from these dudes.
[01:19:40]  Oh, health not so bad. I think I'm going to need some of the old ammo though, right?
[01:19:49]  I'm still a little lost in this thing, right?
[01:19:54]  Alright, look at that.
[01:19:58]  So one by one, we get them down, right?
[01:20:04]  Whittling them down.
[01:20:05]  You gotta jump for these rockets, right?
[01:20:13]  Oh, I need that.
[01:20:25]  Ah!
[01:20:27]  Did I get it? I think I did, right?
[01:20:29]  Alright, that helped with the old health Ooh, I shouldn't have done that I needed that health.
[01:20:43]  But hey. Let's get our ammo.
[01:20:48]  Get our ammo on.
[01:20:50]  All right.
[01:21:01]  Oh, I'll get the health there.
[01:21:16]  Oh, my God.
[01:21:18]  The health here. Look at that.
[01:21:20]  that.
[01:21:20]  We might be able to do it.
[01:21:21]  Ooh, I should have got that health, right?
[01:21:34]  How about this one? Why do I feel like we might survive?
[01:21:42]  Why do I feel like we might survive?

=== Naked Women Slaying (04:10) ===

[01:21:47]  How much have you guys been thinking about War of the Worlds here with these viruses, right?
[01:21:53]  Oh, I should have chainsawed him.
[01:21:56]  Oh, look at that!
[01:21:59]  Look at that! Ah!
[01:22:01]  Brightness! Brightness!
[01:22:05]  Oh, look at that.
[01:22:07]  Stefan, the shotgun is to one-hit kill the lesser demons as long as you do headshot.
[01:22:11]  I did it, baby!
[01:22:13]  All right, where's my goodies? Where's my goodies?
[01:22:15]  Where is my naked women for the slaying?
[01:22:18]  All right. Look at this.
[01:22:21]  I'm all done, so now I'm doing my zoom.
[01:22:25]  Now, what do I do here?
[01:22:27]  Wait, what am I supposed to get some cool stuff out of this?
[01:22:30]  Uh, hang on. Uh, F? No, wait.
[01:22:32]  What is it? Not tab.
[01:22:34]  Um... What am I supposed to get?
[01:22:38]  Uh... I got three weapon points.
[01:22:40]  Okay, uh, how do I do that again?
[01:22:44]  Uh... How do I get to my weapon modes?
[01:22:48]  Not F? R? Uh, right.
[01:22:53]  Uh, hang on a sec here.
[01:22:54]  Settings. Controls.
[01:22:56]  Customize layer bindings.
[01:22:58]  Weapon mod. Chance of...
[01:23:01]  Switch equipment.
[01:23:03]  G? G or F? Okay.
[01:23:09]  F. F is doing nothing for me, my friends.
[01:23:15]  All right. Well, I'll tell you what.
[01:23:17]  I think I'll stop here because I need to figure out the keys and I also need to figure out how to get that other stuff, right?
[01:23:22]  Oh, tab? No, tab is not armor.
[01:23:25]  Oh, arsenal. Oh, jeez, there you go.
[01:23:26]  All right. So what do I get here?
[01:23:28]  Five of these dudes? Sticky Bombs, Tab, and Arsenal.
[01:23:35]  All right. I should play Tropical.
[01:23:38]  That's six. Five spot.
[01:23:41]  Do I want this? Oh, I don't have enough.
[01:23:44]  Back. Oh, I want to do something for this dude, right?
[01:23:49]  All right.
[01:23:51]  I do want to unlock this, right?
[01:23:55]  Why can I not unlock this?
[01:23:57]  Plasma rifle. Back.
[01:24:02]  Heat blast. Microwave beam?
[01:24:08]  Hold mouse 2 to acquire a target.
[01:24:11]  Oh, that's going to be handy. That's good.
[01:24:15]  Microwave beam. Good, good, good.
[01:24:20]  Look at this. Look at how I'm playing, even without having much of a clue about how the game is working.
[01:24:25]  Oh, I need three for this stuff, right?
[01:24:27]  So I can't do that. Ah, let me do it.
[01:24:33]  Let me do it.
[01:24:34]  Alright, so can I do anything?
[01:24:35]  I don't think I can do anything with these, right?
[01:24:38]  Yeah, I just have to hold on to these.
[01:24:39]  Alright. Alright, next video.
[01:24:43]  How an ANCAP society would handle COVID-19.
[01:24:45]  I did. I did.
[01:24:48]  What other games will I play after I finish this?
[01:24:50]  I don't know. I haven't played a game in a while, so...
[01:24:53]  Alright, well listen guys, thank you so much.
[01:24:56]  I appreciate that, and for the love of God, try the sticky bomb with the shotgun!
[01:25:01]  I will! Alright, since I'm not going back here...
[01:25:04]  Oh, so I got this, right?
[01:25:06]  Okay, so that's that.
[01:25:15]  I do the weapon mod. So this charges up.
[01:25:25]  Then what? So this is charging up, and I'm clicking the left key, but it doesn't work.
[01:25:31]  Oh, you need an enemy to lock onto.
[01:25:33]  All right. Well, thanks, guys.
[01:25:34]  It was great fun. I appreciate the feedback, and thank you for your patience as I doomer my way through all of this stuff.
[01:25:41]  This is going to be another jumping thing, so it's probably good that I don't try it right now.
[01:25:46]  But, yeah, this is great.
[01:25:47]  This is in my brain when I'm getting a good idea.
[01:25:49]  Lots of love out there. I will talk to you guys later.
[01:25:53]  Have yourself a great, great evening.
[01:25:55]  And lots of love from here.