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March 24, 2020 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
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STEFAN MOLYNEUX DAD-FRAGS DEMON IN 'DOOM ETERNAL'
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I've come here with chainsaws and arguments, but I'm afraid that I am in fact all out of arguments.
So we're going back into Doom Eternal, and I am looking forward to everyone's feedback on my gameplay.
Thank you so much, everyone.
Last time... For giving me all of this delightful feedback about how to play.
It was very, very helpful.
I'm coachable, you know?
I try and sort of teach the world quite a bit, and in return, the world tries to teach me back.
And that is good.
Turn your mouse DPI down.
The sensitivity is making you worse.
Are you saying I'm too sensitive?
Okay. They're making me worse?
I don't know. I'm going to have to say a no on that one, if you don't mind.
Right after saying I'm coachable.
But hey, thank you so much for not saying even worse.
That's truly delightful.
And let's see here.
Excellent connection. That's great.
I'm going to just take people's advice and just check on the audio here.
Everything's looking delightful.
You bought this game because of me.
Well, I suppose that's capitalism in action.
And I'm happy to be doing it.
All right.
Let's just check the old audio here one sec.
Audio is good.
Yeah, apparently I found out that there are these trolls who just sit there and complain about your audio and throw you off your game.
I just literally can't believe how people spend their precious and short existence.
It's truly wild.
Am I too tiny?
Is that what you're saying? Eating demon meat to survive the virus.
Yeah, I hear what you're saying. All right.
All right. I will try the DPI setting, because, you know...
Okay, there we go. Mouse sensitivity scaling.
What, take that down? Wow, that can go up pretty high.
Oh, I can't seem to change it. Why can I not change it?
Oh. Okay, I will try two.
Can I try two? Invert look?
Yeah, I've always been an invert look kind of guy.
Let's try that. Okay.
This will give me all of my excuses as to why I'll be bad first on.
All right. The audio is a bit glitchy.
Really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that you're trolling.
Anybody else? No. Alright, so let us continue with our Fortress of Doom.
Oh, sorry, I meant to put a little screen thing over there to say ultra nightmare level.
I am a little too small.
I know I'm a little squished here.
It's because I've got a wide def camera and I'm kind of squishing it down because the camera audio stuff was pretty bad last time.
But we will jump in.
Video games are a waste of time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, hold on. I'll trust for just a moment.
Let me just play here and see how the audio is.
Yeah.
Yeah, seems fine to me.
*sad music* I have a...
Let me just check here.
I've got people who are listening in.
Craig is going to let me know on our Discord server how the audio is.
I just did a whole recording session before this, and it was fine.
Audio... Okay...
I'm just checking here before we start because, of course, I want to give you guys pristine and beautiful audio.
Now, I do have music on in the background.
This is the music of the game.
That might be a tiny issue.
That is better.
I've changed nothing.
All right. Okay, well, let's plunge in.
Is the video staying relatively in sync with the audio this time?
Yeah, that's better now.
Alright. Good.
Well, you know, we can't have...
Yeah, seems okay. Alright. So let's go on with our Fortress of Doom.
Yeah, I meant to actually take Hurt Me Plenty and replace it with Ultra Nightmare.
Boomer Doomer level. Alright, so let's continue game.
Load it up here.
And.
I do not have the means to locate the second hell priest.
Your celestial locator is missing a component.
Alright, here we go.
Replace the replacement.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Portal destination confirmed.
Exalter! The flame belch is now ready for your approval.
Where do you want to end?
Where do you want to go for dinner? Let's go to a place called the flame belch.
Alright, let me just get back in the chat here.
Sounds good. All right.
Appreciate that. And let's go hunt ourselves some bad dudes.
Okay, so there's something flickering over there.
I just got to tell you, again, I like exploring a little bit.
Look at that. That artistry is just amazing.
Again, I started with ASCII games.
So, you know, when you've had the long arc of a half century plus, you really do get a chance to see just how amazing...
The art is in these games.
It's just, look at that stuff hovering around and smooth it is and all that kind of stuff.
I don't know. It's pretty wild.
It's pretty lovely.
Alright. So let's have a little bit of a look around.
And, oh, there's something swirling up there.
Little flame stuff here.
You know, it's somebody's job to figure out how many sparks there are.
And look at this. Again, it's just a little detail here that I think is kind of cool, which is when you go up close to something, your gun goes to one side.
I guess they had to figure out exactly how that was going to work either, right?
All the red dots are Corona.
All right.
And you know what's funny, too?
Because last time we were having all these audio thingy things, but the chat, oddly enough, was like way behind what it is that I was doing, which was kind of strange.
So.
Too slow.
Let's see here.
I could take the resolution down a smidge, I suppose.
Alright, I'm just going to check in with my other people here.
It's a little off. About a second off.
Alright. Well, that's okay.
Alright, so here I am, of course, enjoying the spinny, hypnotic, I don't know, artificial, floating, rotating penis of masculinity.
And let's go in here.
Oh, what is this? Wait, I'm coming up close.
Let's do our number use. Alright.
Oh, here's the flame belch!
What do we have here, I wonder?
What do we have here for the Flame Belch?
Press end to set enemies on fire.
Actually, that's kind of...
Press fire to set enemies on end.
They will drop armor shards, kill them, and they will drop the most armor.
Flame Belch demons in groups to maximize the number of shards dropped.
Flame Belch gradually recharges over time.
Alright, so what's this?
Oh, these dudes. Okay.
Oh! Ooh! Ooh, that's pretty.
I mean, you know, pretty good.
So we can flame these guys.
We get all this cool stuff.
So first we flame them, and of course what I do have to remember, or I guess what I do have to hear, is a lot of people were talking to me about the chainsaw.
Oh, there's one more thing to get here.
Okay, so that's cool. So we've got this.
Ooh! You know, I can tell you why this game appeals to me so much.
It's delightful. What appeals to me so much here is that this, you see, is almost exactly what happens when I get a good idea.
UBB! Oh!
It hadn't recharged yet. Oh, that was very, very not showman-like.
All right, let's go back and get it in a sec.
Okay, what's this dude? Sentinel Crystal Tutorial.
This is the Sentinel Crystal selection screen.
Use a Sentinel Crystal to permanently upgrade your health, armor, or ammo capacity.
Alright, so what am I going to use here?
Have you guys played this? What's the story?
What's the story with...
Press CTRL-C to cough on them.
Yeah, yeah, I get that. 15 frames per second.
Strange but true. Pretty much is exactly the same setup as I had before.
I'll tell you what though. Maybe I should turn off the video.
It's kind of small, right? Do you guys really care about the video?
Probably not much, right? Okay.
So let's see here. Napalm Belch, Belch Armor Boost, Armor for Blood.
Blood Punch resource gets pulled in from...
Ooh, Loot Magnet! You know what?
I gotta tell you. Get Belch Armor Boost.
You know, that's a good one, but I will tell you this.
That I do have a bit of a thirst to get the resource magnet.
Alright. Get Loot Magnet or Flame.
Okay, I will get the Loot Magnet.
Okay, it's best place to continue. Four upgrades available for each category.
Upgraded blah blah blah.
Okay, got it. Unlocking two linked upgrades gives you a bonus upgrade.
Oh, this is starting to feel like doing taxes, man.
Oh my gosh. All right.
Let's try this.
Unlock. Oh, I hold this down to unlock, right?
All right.
Ammo upgrade. Whoa.
I like that. That's how you get stuff in this world.
You just punch it.
All right.
Here we go. Configure the mission teleporter.
Okay. I don't know what that means, but...
Oh, that's the thing I punched.
Oh, shards. I like that.
All right. Oh, look at that.
Somebody put in a little...
Oh, you can't... Hey, hey, man, that's cheating.
That is totally cheating.
I should be able to jump there.
But it's not letting me jump there.
Invisible force fields. Wait, do they?
No, that's the glass as a whole, right?
See, to me, that's kind of cheaty, right?
Because you should be able to jump places, but they just put in these invisible barriers where you can't go any further.
Although that is kind of pretty. So let's just put it that way.
He's got the whole world in his brain.
Ooh. You want to donate to Free Domain Radio.
Wait, wait. You want to donate at freedomain.com.
Wait. Donate.
Donate. Double jump. Donate.
All right. Okay, that's enough of that.
Or is it? Let's check our donation metrics.
So, okay. Wait, wait.
I have a good idea.
Oh, that's what happens when I have a good idea.
A flame belch of reason and evidence into the universe.
Okay, can I jump up there? No, a bit of a cheaty thing.
All right. Now, which game? Oh, yeah.
So, I had on the bottom right of the screen here, I did have...
Flame belch is clutch for keeping armor up.
Use it liberally. Yeah.
So, down on the right here, this is...
Oh, flamebelch has come back.
Okay, so I do that.
Oh, there's a refill bar on the bottom right.
That's where my face was before.
Oh, yeah, and page down is my chainsaw.
Okay, and numlock is punch.
Okay, so I can't remember which weapon I have.
Uh-oh, hey, wait. Why can't I go through here?
Have I not done something yet? Do I need to do something here?
No. How about this one?
No. All right, so it's something I haven't done yet.
Something burp. Oh, something back here.
Alright, what do we got here?
Push the ball! Get the flame belch.
Hey, it's like when your balls drop when you're going through puberty.
Alright, I'm supposed to tab something there, right?
Arsenal. Oh yeah, so this one, hold mouse 2 to turn the combat...
Okay, I wasn't doing that stuff.
People were nagging me about that, which is quite right.
Which is quite right. Backstory?
I'll let you guys do that on your own.
Okay. Do I go in here?
Whee! All right.
Real men play Animal Crossing?
What is that, Crossy Road? I gotta tell you, Frogger does not seem to me like a real man kind of game.
Alright. Ooh, Sparky Sparks!
Ugh! There's me!
There's your screenshot! Oh, look at this!
It's like the death of religion in the West.
There's my paladin character from Dungeons& Dragons.
Let me tell you! I played him for about a year and a half, and he became a demigod at the end.
His name was Argoth. May he rest in peace.
Okay, so we've got this dude.
You know what?
He's not here because he's heading to the Greek border to repel the Turkish invaders.
And here we have some sort of symbol.
I believe that's a Falun Gong symbol.
It says beyond here. Here's the live Corgan Market.
What do we got here? Broken Sword.
You know, I hate it when you get in-game ads for Viagra.
That is totally Skyrim.
I've got a Skyrim character up there somewhere.
Now, is it going to let me jump out?
No. Okay, well, that's not cheating, but that's okay.
And all these things, they always have this moon so close, right?
They have this moon so close that the whole thing would be torn apart.
Now, here's a nice little... Ooh, what's that?
Oh, you know what? I probably could jump off here.
I shouldn't, though, right? No. I shouldn't test that.
Uh... Oh! Skullhead is off to one side.
Oh, my... Oh! Wait.
Warhammer meets Dungeons& Dragons?
What is the story behind this?
Why are these people robots and demons?
Oh, well. Just look to bad guys.
All right. And, yeah, these moons are so big that the whole gravitational well would, like, tear things apart.
They couldn't possibly be that close.
All right. What do we got here?
Okay. Oh, first logic puzzle.
I gotta double jump somewhere, right?
Okay. Oops.
No, that was a little too close to the edge there.
You know, I actually get a little bit of...
when that happens.
All right. What have we got here?
So where am I gonna jump to?
Oh, I gotta jump to one of these two things, right?
That's my guess. And I haven't figured out the run thing yet.
Sorry, this is like the least action-packed game so far, but we'll get it going.
All right. Well, that didn't work.
Alright, let's try that again. It took some health for me though, didn't it?
Alright, and what am I missing here?
Okay, is there any other place to go here?
Can I jump anywhere here? No, it's not letting me out there.
I bet you it's not any of these ones back here.
Can't go anywhere around the edge here, right?
No. Can't go anywhere around the edge here.
Alright, help me people! Jump!
Yeah, that's pretty helpful, thank you.
Test it. Alright.
Oh, wait a minute. I've got some wall-climby thing, right?
It's a space station.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, I can get the robot thing there, right?
Okay, sorry. I'm halfway between dungeons.
Oh wait, am I supposed to jump that far?
Oh, wait! Oh, there's something down here.
Okay. Whoa!
There we go. Ooh!
I got a secret!
Okay, so I'm supposed to go there.
Now what? I can't jump all the way down there, right?
Um... Okay, so I came...
I don't know why to get an extra life.
Oh, that's because in part of the game you can get an extra life.
Okay, can't go there. Can't go there.
Am I supposed to jump and numb zero on this?
No! Alright.
Here we go. Okay, hang on.
So I gotta maybe jump here.
Okay. Let me just see here.
Are you playing on that low in FPS or is it just the stream?
Okay, hold on a sec here. I'm wondering if I can change the broadcast settings on YouTube.
Can I change that?
No, I can't. Is it...
Alright, let me just go in here.
Should I change the FPS? You can climb the broken white wall.
Oh, okay. Alright. Ah, there we go.
Alright, so I climb there.
And you can see that.
I can't climb up.
I assume I climb down. Down, down, down.
And then... Oh, do I jump over to that thing?
Or that one. Probably that one.
Oh, hang on. Oh, I'm down here somewhere, right?
But I'm stuck in here somewhere.
Stick to the white wall. Shoot something already.
I would love to, but they've got me doing this Rayman stuff here.
Alright. Uh, what the...
Am I stuck inside somewhere here?
Alright. That's kind of freaky.
Why am I inside this? Okay, that was not healthy.
Alright, let's try that again. And stick on the wall.
Okay, if I can't climb up, I assume I climb down.
And then, do I jump over there?
Am I glitching here?
Am I stuck here? Oh man, this is terrible.
What's going on here? I think I'm glitching.
White wall on right.
Okay, that's helpful.
Let me try here. But I'm stuck.
Alright, try that again. Yeah, I'm getting there.
Okay, so I've got on the white wall here.
And then...
Right wall.
Okay, I'm there. Oh, there's a better delay in the chat here.
Let me go here. Um, so I climb down here.
No, I think the game is glitchy.
Hang on. Yeah, I've glitched it.
It's glitchy, right? Alright.
It's not too impressive just yet.
Alright, let's try that again. It's not a great add so far.
Let's see here.
I'm just gonna go back to where the texture looks different.
Yeah, yeah, no, I get that, but from here...
Do I jump?
Am I supposed to be jumping down?
Good lord. Okay, you guys gotta help me here.
I'm not getting something or other.
Alright. Yeah, jump onto the white marble beam.
Oh, is there a beam? Alright, let me try this again.
Alright, I'm on the wall.
Where is the beam? Jump on the bark-looking material and grapple onto it.
Do it, do it. Hey, I'd love to.
Can I jump there? Okay, so can I go in here?
Okay, so here I was already, right?
All right, hang on. I'm going back to my Discord server.
What have I got? Anyone helping here?
Let's see here. Um...
Okay, so the white thing.
And then I don't think I can jump anywhere there, right?
Can I just jump down to here?
No. Alright. Alright.
Good lord. Alright.
So we're here. We're here.
Okay, I can jump to there.
And I'm just not sure where to jump to.
That's the problem. I can't jump anywhere down here.
Um... Now people, are you saying grapple?
You glitched inside the wall.
Yeah, yeah, that's not good, right?
This is what these blind plays are like, right?
Okay, so...
The ball hates death.
Super Boomer reference.
No, no kidding, eh? Alright, going back.
Help. Help.
I can't jump that high, right?
Okay, should I jump back to the wall here?
Okay. Someone here.
Oh, I see. Get to that one.
I see. Okay, now we're getting it.
Okay, I got it. Whoa.
I got it. Alright, Ghost Dog has returned and Daddy needs some help.
Ooh. Oh, I can blow these guys up, right?
Yeah, I will take that.
Oh, now let's get that. All right.
Got it. Now we're playing with gas.
Sorry, I got a little glitched there.
Whoa. Okay, something's going there.
All right. We're back.
We're in the game now, baby.
All right. Oh, so this is a double jump thing, right?
Alright, there we go.
And this is a punch-the-wall dude, right?
Impressive. I am not at all insecure about penis size.
Alright, although that's a little rotted of that penis thing there.
Alright. Boom.
Ooh, pretty. What have we got going on back here?
Yeah, always go and look for the cool stuff in the back.
Exultia. Yeah, what's the story with that?
With treachery... What treachery comes from our darkest selves, driven by greed and want, for I have been deceived by the...
I think you misspelled Pelosi.
They came north with I, the priest's allies, to our cause against the Khan, Mikr, and her unscrupulous methods.
Okay, fine. View image, very pretty.
And let's go back to the shooting-y stuff.
All right. Thank you guys for your patience.
I'm not super great at platformers.
All right. Oh, look at that.
Nazgul! No, I don't know what that is.
Oh, man, this is just incredible.
Look at that artistry. You know, all of those guys who were just scribbling away in their notebooks in science class, they're the guys who are making it a huge amount of money.
All right. So, chainsaw, what am I going to remember that?
Okay, my chainsaw is page down.
Yeah, that's right. Okay. I've got to remember the chainsaw.
Oh, dude! Dude!
Double plus on good.
Whoa, did you just blow up?
There we go.
I'm going to remember the chainsaw thing, right?
Okay.
Whoa. Dudes!
Oh, I need a...
Let's see what we got here.
All right. Alright, look at that. We're still alive.
We're all a little shocked.
Oh, look at that. My health's back.
I just have no armor going on.
Are those glasses just for fashion?
Dude, no. Not a bit.
Whoa. Whoa.
You have quite a lot of health there, my friend.
Alright. Okay, that was exciting.
Let me get more stuff here.
Oh, let me get a little bit of those shards.
By the way, I just wanted to mention to you, my friends, please do your very best.
This is the most offensive thing I've seen on this channel.
Oh, come on, dude! There's way more offensive stuff on this channel.
Now, doors to nowhere?
Nope. Alright, so what weapons do we have here?
So I've got just a little bit of shells.
I've got these nail gunny things.
Oh yeah, so for this...
Now...
Oh, let's get some more shells.
A little more health. Okay, ghost dog.
Way of the samurai is kind of strange over there.
I'm not sure what the story is with that.
The ball glitch must be Trump's fault.
Man, you guys are far behind.
What can I tell you? Alright.
I feel like I need to wait until the chat catches up.
Okay, wow, this is just lovely.
Alright, we've got Armor Dude here.
We've got, what do we have, Axe Dude here.
Are you pleased to see me, or is that just a canoe in your cardpiece?
Alright, what else do we have here?
And we have Cage of Armor.
Uh, Zero, what do we got here?
Blood Punch Acquired.
Uh, right? What's the story with this?
A melee attack that deals extra damage.
Bless num0 or mouse4 to unleash it.
Uh, what does that mean? Okay, so...
I think I already did this blood punch, right?
Oh, this is something I've been doing from the beginning, right?
Alright, blood punch we can do.
Okay.
Alright, blood punch we can handle.
Ooh, something floating around here.
Wait, wait. One up.
Seven of those and I have a refreshing drink on my hands.
Okay, wait, wait, but how do we get back there?
We are caged in here for sure, right?
If you played Prince of Persia, that platform would look elementary to you.
you I'm not playing a console.
I'm not playing on a console, too.
This is a PC. Mouse and keyboard, man.
Mouse and keyboard. That's the only way to go.
All right. How do I get this dude?
Oh, well. I think we're going to have to leave that one go by.
So I've got maximum armor and maximum health.
Okay. Low ammo.
Okay, so let's get ourselves a new weapon here.
Hmm.
Oh, there was another dude here.
Whoa, whoa, dude!
Okay, so...
Oh. Alright, everything floats.
Everything floats.
Not the most complicated puzzle I've ever seen.
jump at the right time.
time.
Wow, that did quite a lot of nasty stuff to everyone.
Alright.
Runes enhance your abilities or enable new abilities.
You have limited rune slots, so choose the runes that fit your playstyle.
Okay, is there a rune that allows me to bypass all jumping puzzles?
That's all I want to know. All right.
Space to dismiss. Glory kills faster.
Speed boost.
One death blow.
Ooh, that's not bad. Ah, that's good.
I don't care about the air movement.
Kill by blood punch.
Okay, you know what I like? Stagger state.
Yeah, that's good. I like that.
So they stay longer in stagger state.
Okay, we can look at that. La la la la la la la.
That's right. First time I touched the fountainhead.
This is exactly what happened to me, my friends.
This is the rune tab of the dossier.
Purchase runes. Oh, can I flip them around?
Okay, cool. That is cool.
Alright. Okay.
What's all this stuff? I'm going in here?
Yeah, I'm going in here, right? Oh no!
No more jumping puzzles! It's like this IQ test that I keep...
Ooh! Keep failing. Alright, so here's the test of the non-aggression principle.
See, he's shooting first, right?
So because he's shooting first...
Sorry. It's only return fire.
Return fire, perfectly morally acceptable.
In the non-aggression principle.
Self-defense is double plus good.
Alright. What the heck is that bloaty thing?
Whoa! Okay, sorry. Little jumpy!
Little jumpy. Oh, that's cool.
So the kids have been here playing.
Alright. Popscotch of Doom.
Popscotch of Doom. Worst punk band name in the world.
Alright. What's this? Why do I feel like a barb of death is about to hit me from behind?
Alright. Because the mainstream media is still active.
Here we go. Here we go.
Whoa. Alright.
Oh, lighting effects. They are my deities.
Okay, do I just jump down from here?
Whoa! Do I just jump down from here?
I probably do, right? I can do that.
Okay. Maybe just hide in here for a while, set up a tent, roast some marshmallows, play some Twister, all that kind of stuff.
Is this on Hardcore?
No. This is on Hurt Me Plenty.
Because apparently what you have to do is you have to choose the level that is associated with your dating preferences.
So Hurt Me Plenty is the way to go.
All right. I'm going here, going down.
Whoa! I've floated around.
Now, I very much assume bad things are going to happen from here, right?
Yeah. Okay, so let's get the lay of the land and let's see...
Oh, blow that dude up.
Okay. Oh, this is my runaway!
Runaway! Alright, get me some health.
Get this dude. Oh, I blood punched someone.
Excellent. Good for me. Just a little bit here.
Get some ammo. Get some of this stuff.
Oh, I'm already at health. I got my health back.
Whoa. Okay. So, I think it's just this dude left.
Oh, low ammo. Okay. Can't blow up.
I hate to waste it, but I'm going to.
Alright, so now, if I hold down the right mouse, it now goes into a different fire mode, right?
All right.
Oh, I think that's rapid fire mode.
All right.
I feel like there should be more in here.
Or should I just enjoy the fireworks?
Oh, oh, I knew there was something else in here!
Alright, come my friend.
Let us hug. Enough of this fighting.
Enough of this fighting. Let me donate something to you.
Okay, a little lead. Um...
Alright, I think that's it, right?
Sorry, I'm a bit of an explore bot when it comes to this stuff.
Oh, so for this weapon, if I hold down the right...
Does it tell me what I have?
That's what I'd like to know. Alright.
Go up here. Oh, there's one of those hackmans from hell.
Oh, I'm going to get over there though, right?
Are you going to come to me?
Come on! He's got a flame belch.
Whoa! Alright, let's not stay too far away.
Sorry, wrong key, wrong key!
Alright. We have torn apart the Pac-Man.
Alright, so there's a dude up there.
There's a dude there.
So I'm gonna switch weapons here and I'm going to Alright got that dude Now, I assume it's on from here.
Can I lure anyone in here to get blown up by this dude?
I think so. Whoa! Oh!
Cacodemon! Run away!
Run away! Okay, get this dude.
Get some health. Keep moving.
Just keep running. Just keep...
Whoa! And this dude.
Get this health. And get this dude.
This dude. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're very Pac-Man-y. Alright, here we go.
Let's run away up here.
Can I lure this dude?
Ah, no, let's just...
Whoa. Oh, dear.
Am I... Am I... Oh, extra life activated.
Oh, good for me. Alright. But the question is, does the extra life come with any particular...
Oh, I need to get some ammo, right?
So let's get this dude. Alright, what do I get from this?
Um, enough, I hope.
Extra life activated, because that's not in any way cheating.
Oh, here's the ammo I'm looking for.
These are not the droids you're looking for!
Alright. Ah, craning my neck!
Oh, I should pull him down.
I'm looking- Oh, what the- I thought I got this dude.
No, I guess it's another dude. Oh, I did not deserve that.
I did not deserve that at all.
And all the people who play on any remotely difficult level are shaking their heads.
And listen, I can completely understand that.
And I sympathize. I really do.
All right. Oh, this dude.
Oh, man. Okay, so there's someone else.
Oh. So I need to build up my health a little bit before taking on this dude.
Whoa. Oh, that?
I didn't deserve that either.
I gotta tell you, I'm not sure I deserve any of this.
Ah, complete all the encounters in the mission to earn weapons points.
The demonic corruption meter tracks the points you've earned.
Each mission has ten weapon points total.
Spend weapon points in the Arsenal tab in the dossier to upgrade your weapon mods.
Open the dossier. Alright, let's open the dossier.
Space to continue. Alright.
Custom skins to weapons.
Okay. Okay, so sticky bombs.
Can I... Can I purchase that one?
No. Alright.
Escape back. No.
Alright. Can I unlock that?
No. Micro-missiles.
I like the micro-missiles. Oh, so for micro-missiles, I have to...
Upgrades.
Quick rack! Well, that's, I guess...
Oh, quick rack. That's breast implants?
Is that right? Steph, give up.
You will never create as many corpses there are in Hillary's closet.
If only we could get the coronavirus to testify against the Clintons, man, we'd be fine.
Okay, so quick rack.
Oh, I only have...
I only have one?
Okay, I'm rapidly losing interest in this.
Oh yeah, okay. Good, I unlocked something.
I assume that's helpful. Alright.
Alright. Let's just continue.
Alright.
Um...
Uh, ooh, jumpy thing.
Okay.
Whee! Alright.
Those would be so much fun in real life.
Alright. Did I see something up here?
Yeah, just help? Oh yeah, I want to get there, right?
Never leave an area without checking every conceivable place for goodies, in my humble opinion.
Oh. That's interesting.
So why is there a pole here?
Oh, alright. I guess we can do some kind of Nadia Kamenichi gymnastic thing there.
Ah, okay, that's cool.
Alright, I'll have to get used to that at some point.
Alright.
Shoot while holding the right mouse button to use the mods.
Oh, oh, I see, I see.
Okay, so...
Let's get all this stuff.
Let's get all this stuff. My baby's got a potion!
All right. Let's just admire the art, shall we?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
It's a jumping thing!
Oh, no.
Here's where everybody's respect completely craters.
All right. Let's go, oh, oh.
Alright, well that would be one of the less challenging.
Okay, so what you're saying is...
Okay.
Alright. I once had a tooth extracted, it felt very much the same way.
Alright, anything back here?
Oh my gosh. I don't know, dudes.
I don't know. I don't know.
Can I... I wish I'm so used to...
was it F6? Well, that's a big dude up there.
I don't know.
Can we jump that one? Let's find out.
The answer is no! The answer is no!
All right.
So we went back there a little ways, but now...
Oh, wait, wait.
Why are we not dead? No, that's strange.
This should have been death in a bag for us.
All right. Do I die now?
Yes, I die now. All right. All right.
So, let's just make sure there was no other place to go.
Oh, something back here.
Something back here. Could we circle around?
No, that's where we came from. All right.
Hang on. Oh yeah, so this is where we went back here, right?
And I betcha if we go back here...
Bad things!
Oh man, okay, so we're back here.
Where do we go? Oh, oh I see, yeah, there's a white wall over there, right?
I tried to double jump!
Alright, we'll get it, we'll get it. No, I think I have to wait till I'm closer to the wall.
There we go. There we go.
All right. I got it. I got it.
Don't panic. Don't, babies, don't you panic.
All right. We're getting there.
Oh, ghost dog! Good boy.
Good boy. Way to turn into green fireflies of doom.
My god. My god, we're at the heart of the Federal Reserve.
This is where all the money comes from!
Destroy! Destroy!
Destroy! Alright.
So, I guess we've got to just walk around in here and go.
There we go. Ooh.
Armor. Nipple guards.
There we go. Wow, that is quite the landscape.
Friendies? Oh, I'm sure those are the people who are going to come and help me.
They're like, oh, you know what?
They're the cupids who had me dating in my 20s.
Ooh, lordy.
See, where did this go originally?
See, this is broken. Where did it go?
Who knows, right? Ah, this is where babies come from, my friends.
This is the egg dispenser of doom.
Whoa, glowing thing!
I want that! All right, so we come here...
Let's keep going around here.
And what do we have back here?
Punch this dude. Whoa.
Punch this dude now. I assume we go somewhere up here then, right?
Oh, no. Over here.
Oh, come on! Give me a shot.
Give me a break. Oh, that's not fair.
That's cheating! I've got to be allowed up here.
Okay, how about here? There we go.
Alright, there we go. Alright.
Is that Arabic? Yeah, oh.
Donate to...
Free Domain!
Oh, there we go.
There we go. Ah, here we go.
This isn't the Federal Reserve at Kali Works.
works.
No, it just goes round and round.
Somebody has said video is completely out of sync with Alright, listen, no sweat.
Let me just check here.
Let me just see here.
Oh.
Audio out of sync.
Let's see.
If it is, I guess I'll restart with lower resolution.
Let me just see here.
Audio/video out of sync.
You need to destroy the stuff.
Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll come back.
I'll lower the resolution.
I'll come back, yeah.
It says it's way off, right?
Video is like 10 seconds behind the audio.
Strange. Okay, I'll tell you what.
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