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Minecraft Map Challenges
00:08:40
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| Alright, it's Devan Molyneux and Isabella Molyneux. | |
| Now, you have created a map in Minecraft. | |
| Yes, I have. Now, what is this map for? | |
| We're not fighting so much? | |
| So, we're going to be doing only one fighting part, so the first one's parkour, second is elytra, second is a harder elytra, which I made too hard, so we're going to have to skip it. | |
| The next one is a fighting, sorry, next is target practice, then fighting, and then a parkour, and then a surprise at the end. | |
| That is very cool, and I'm just looking around. | |
| I'm not letting you look around because... | |
| You've got some open spaces here. It's very nice. | |
| It's very uncluttered, if that makes sense. | |
| Except for that spot over there. You know, like Mysutia. | |
| It's very uncluttered. Ha, ha, ha. | |
| Sure. Yeah, yeah. All right. | |
| You're going to be player two. No, I want to be player one. | |
| Nope, you're playing two. I want to be player one. | |
| Dad, be player two. You can try player one. | |
| I just disabled it so that we're both really close. | |
| Did you really? Yeah. Alright. | |
| Respawn points are in here. What does that mean? | |
| So if you die during the map, which you might, you may not, you don't have to do all the games again. | |
| You can just skip right to that one where you were. | |
| Ah, okay, cool. And no skipping ahead. | |
| No skipping ahead. Alright, so we push this button here, right? | |
| Player two. You pull it twice, I think. | |
| Okay, so we've teleported, and now we are here at the blocky part of Minecraft. | |
| Because blockiness parts. Okay, so this is parkour, so this is jumping stuff. | |
| Now normally you and I are just doing this blindfolded in abandoned warehouses, so this is actually kind of a different way to do it. | |
| All right, so you go ahead, show me what I need to... | |
| Jump to... Wait, are you making it darker? | |
| No, it's sunrise so that it can be daytime by the time we end. | |
| Oh, I see, I see, okay. So, see, you jump from here and now you make sure... | |
| Can I just follow you? Yeah, no, before we can't land on the same block because it would glitch between us. | |
| Oh, really? No, not like that thing. | |
| Oh, it's hard to see where we land. Yeah, but no, I'll just show you. | |
| So, you got to make sure... | |
| He's looking on my tablet just for people. | |
| But you got to make sure you're on the middle of the block or near the end, but not the end that you're jumping towards. | |
| Now, hang on, look down for a sec. Now, do you know what my Aunt Bo would say? | |
| What? That's not very good posture. | |
| Staring and shuffling at your feet. | |
| Alright, so I've got to jump to this one, right? | |
| Yes, you do. Oh, that was so close. | |
| I got it, I got it. Dad, that was not physically possible. | |
| You were right sticking to the bank. | |
| Oh, I'm getting it. Oh! | |
| Did you mess up? Oh, no, I didn't see. | |
| I'd like to think that the computer messed up. | |
| Okay. I couldn't even. All right. | |
| All right. Oh, so close, so close. | |
| Yes! Yes, yes, yes. | |
| You can do it. You got it. | |
| Yes! Yes! No! | |
| That was so close! It was so close. | |
| No! I got it. I got it. | |
| You know, this is giving everyone a facial tick. | |
| I know. It's kind of fun. That was so close. | |
| Dad, you want to do that trick I told you about? | |
| Yes. Okay, so there is a little bit of a bypass. | |
| I'll show you really fast. I'll just show you. | |
| I'll show you from this one. It's this to this, like this, except other way around. | |
| You can do that bypass then, right? | |
| Alright, I need a little bit of a run here. | |
| Alright. Oh my goodness, no! | |
| It's that one again! It's, you know what, when I try to adjust it, when I try to adjust my landing... | |
| Alright, I'll get it. | |
| I like the parkour, though. You know what, it's the right level of challenge. | |
| I know, right? Yeah. Like, it takes four... | |
| I need to go back a little here, right? | |
| Yeah. And... | |
| I'll tell you when to stop. Stop from here! | |
| And then... Come here, come here. | |
| Just get up here, right? It's an easy... | |
| This is... I'm not gonna say this is an easy one. | |
| Alright! You can be player one now. | |
| I feel ridiculously pleased. I know. | |
| You can be player one now. | |
| What? Oh. That's because I won. | |
| It's right over there. Oh, left. Okay. | |
| That's because... Complete it. So next, elytra. | |
| Now, elytra is kind of the bane of my existence, which means it's like doom. | |
| What the... There are tubes. | |
| Tubes. And that's how babies are born. | |
| What the heck? Okay, so what do we do here? | |
| You click the chest. Read the sign. | |
| Where's my son? Oh. It's right above me. | |
| I only take one elytra. Okay, so elytra is like a flying cake, right? | |
| Yes, it is. Okay, so I put it on. | |
| Now you have to land on this wall right here, which I just, ow, don't, don't do what I just did. | |
| So I fly through the, I fly through the hoops here, right? | |
| Yep, the hoops. And then you land, but try not to slam into the wall because you take a lot of damage. | |
| Wee! Number one! | |
| Flyin' up, flyin' up! Number two! | |
| No, no, no, no, no! Oh! | |
| That's what I did. Wait, sorry. | |
| You literally just told me not to fly into the wall. | |
| Yes, I did. What was I supposed to fly into? | |
| The door? No, you're supposed to land on the ground or just click your jump button, which stops the Elytra. | |
| Follow the glowing block thingy. | |
| Sorry. This is quite the mystery, but it's behind the door. | |
| The glowing block thingy. Go. | |
| Wait, I should eat, shouldn't I? Oh, no, I don't have any food. | |
| Okay. I closed it for you. | |
| What? Okay, answer it. | |
| You look like you have a giant white snow cape. | |
| Dad, you look like Elsa with your giant white snow cape. | |
| Lovely. You're supposed to just fly above them and then land in the water, okay? | |
| No, you just... | |
| You know, I keep double-clicking on that fly. | |
| All right, so that is good. | |
| So, Dad, unless you want to embarrass yourself during the show... | |
| Well, it's a little late for that now, but all right. | |
| You can click whatever one you want, whatever lever. | |
| Okay. Ooh, more flying things. | |
| Now, listen, listen, listen. Those I made way too hard. | |
| What? Well, for ordinary mortals, but for me, daddy. | |
| Have fun. They're way too hard for you. | |
| Can you show me flying them? | |
| I'll try. I'll see if I can follow. Oh, nice. | |
| Up, up, up, up, up. Left, left, left. | |
| See, she's very helpful when I scream directions at her. | |
| Do you want me to slide into a wall? | |
| I just did that. Never mind. | |
| I'm dead. I'm not gonna make it to that platform. | |
| I gotta fly into the lava because I can't make it to the platform. | |
| Bye, Steve. Goodbye to Izzy. You're a good friend. | |
| Ah! Oh! | |
| No, it was so close. | |
| Did you die? No, nonsense. | |
| You know, this reminds me of an old game I used to play. | |
| It's a Star Wars game. Then where are you? | |
| Oh, and it's the platform of doom! | |
| You know, it's very good when I get cocky before the ending, like, hey, fine, I've done it. | |
| Yes, perfectly. All right, wait, what the... | |
| Oh, that's right, I have to go in to the respawn point. | |
| Yeah, and click Elytra number two. | |
| All right, this is really cool. | |
| And you programmed these to actually do this, right? | |
| It's not too hard. I mean, not as hard as this programming is actual programming. | |
| Yeah, well, we're just starting all that, right? | |
| Yeah. Okay, so I go from here. | |
| You're going to spiral down, but always keep the platform in view if possible. | |
| Alright, so just stay in this general. | |
| Okay. So I'm going to go left here, down here, left here. | |
| You can do it. I can't even see you. | |
| Oh, wait. Where's the, uh... | |
| Oh no, you're too low! | |
| Where do I go? Into the lava. | |
| I don't want to go into the lava. I said go. | |
| It hurts. It burns. I'm coming with you. | |
| Hey friend. Do I go into the lava? | |
| Bye. Yeah, have fun. | |
| I join you in a little pit of ketchup. | |
| Quick respawn. So respawn, so we go back to Elytra 2? | |
| Elytra 2. Alright. | |
| Now, uh, whoa. | |
| So you, where am I supposed to- Can you follow me? | |
| Yeah, yeah. Watch, I actually don't do anything yet. | |
| Alright, I'm following you. Okay, now- Because I take orders, that's what I do. | |
| You really? Wow, I've never experienced that. | |
| No, I'm kidding, Ash. Yes, you did it! | |
| High five, high five! Woohoo, you did great, you're doing great! | |
| Halt spring expertise to spiral victory! Woohoo, Dad, look at you, you're so great! | |
| Alright, alright, hang on. | |
| Afterwards, land in the water. | |
| Here, you can take my bow. | |
| It's in the, it's, I'm giving it to you, Dad, Dad, Dad. | |
| We're gonna share a bow. Oh, this is, um... | |
| Because I forgot to arm the chest. | |
| I forgot to give the chest bows. | |
| Alright. Okay, sorry. | |
| I got mine in. | |
| Yeah. So I'm gonna give this to you. | |
| Here you go. One. | |
| Oh, got it. And number two. | |
| There you go. Alright. Oh, sorry. I picked up your bow for you. | |
| One second. Here you go. | |
| Where is it? There. Oh, I picked it up! | |
| There you go. Have fun, have fun, have fun. | |
| Now you have to get into the red spot in the middle. | |
| I got it. Okay, okay. | |
| So I go two and I'm gonna go right to the edge here. | |
| A bit too low. It's like pixel by pixel. | |
| And then? A bit! Perfect! | |
| Let's go! That is so far in the center that I feel that that's victory not just for me, but for the laws of physics as a whole. | |
| You know, I got six in a row on our test try, okay? | |
| Here, land in the water. | |
| It's actually harder than it was. Oh wait, elytra-ing again, right? | |
| Elytra-ing a number. | |
| I didn't even know. I didn't land in the water, because reset. | |
| Did I? I didn't get injured. | |
| You land in the water. That is really impressive. | |
| One thing I'm gonna ask you, everybody who's watching this show, and you dad, please ignore the fact that the items look half-used. | |
| I will tell you a funny story. | |
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Flying Through Zombies
00:06:30
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| What? You know that singer who does? | |
| Hit the road, Jack. Yes. | |
| Don't you come back? He was blind, right? | |
| My god, I was obsessed with that thing. | |
| Yeah, it's a great song. So he was blind, and I saw a movie about him. | |
| It was a really good actor named Jamie Foxx. | |
| And in the movie, of course, the singer has no pictures on his wall, which you never think of, of course, but he's blind, so why would he? | |
| And so I think you followed the Ray Charles aesthetic of home decoration here. | |
| Give me a second. What am I getting here? | |
| Oh, my armor is... Stay in there and stay in that room. | |
| There's going to be a surprise when you're done. | |
| Just stay in the room, okay? A good surprise? | |
| Maybe. Just stay in the room until I say so. | |
| Got it. All right. So now what we need to do is... | |
| I need to get this stuff on my... | |
| Oh, is this the fighting part? | |
| Mm-hmm. Whoa. | |
| Bad sounds. Bad sounds. | |
| All right. Hang on. Let me just put this stuff on. | |
| Now, either there are zombies or, alternatively, I'm a little hungry. | |
| It's really hard to tell. Now, come here, Dad. | |
| Wait, I need this. | |
| Get in here! You're already holding it. | |
| All right. Look at that door there. | |
| Open it! Glitch fails. | |
| You know, I really got to tell you, it's not my... | |
| You're welcome, baby. | |
| Oh, come on. I'm hitting zombie children here? | |
| Yeah, you are. They're really annoying and they're super fast. | |
| Don't die! I feel that dying is going to- I think I'm about to die. | |
| Because the baby zombies are impossible to kill. | |
| I died! Baby zombies are literally impossible to kill. | |
| You know, this is just a constant, this is a back away kind of game, right? | |
| Like, you can get- Oh, I really feel bad, killing the baby zombies, you know? | |
| I mean, they're still babies at all, right? | |
| Yeah, they're- Like the worst daycare ever. | |
| Oh my god! Oh, I feel bad! | |
| Get over it! Wait, hang on. | |
| Let's go and find all the treasure that was in where the zombies are. | |
| There probably isn't any more. | |
| There's nothing. This is it? Yeah. | |
| Wait, you win a tiny little passageway of nothingness? | |
| Yeah. Okay, so now... | |
| Is that lava? | |
| No, just get in here, okay? | |
| I'm a mutual... Come on. | |
| Come on. Arrows. | |
| Okay, so... What the heck, arrows? | |
| Okay, no, so there's the arrows pointing here, right? | |
| So you know what that means to me, right? | |
| I have to go this way. Just kidding. | |
| Alright, I'm coming here. Last challenge. | |
| Dot dot B, which is a smiley face. | |
| Oh, is this more parkour? | |
| Yeah, your favorite. | |
| Don't worry, I made it easier for a little person over there. | |
| No, I died. | |
| Oh, did you fall? | |
| I'm so sorry. Oh, I'll race you. | |
| I'll race you. Oh, did you fall? | |
| So sad. That's actually totally fair. | |
| Hey Dad, I'm waiting for you! | |
| I'm sure you can do it! | |
| Come on! Now, for those of you listening to this, do you remember how very encouraging she was at the beginning? | |
| Oh my god. She was wonderfully encouraging, and now it's mostly my fault, but it's become like cynical everything. | |
| Can I shoot an arrow at you? Oh! | |
| You know, it hurts my soul to fall. | |
| It's like, psychically, my ankles shatter. | |
| Alright. What the? I teleported you! | |
| Victory! I will count that as victory. | |
| Have fun, Dad. I won! | |
| I won! I won! Can you teleport me again? | |
| And we'll edit this part out now. | |
| And we won't. Alright. | |
| Now, I want you to pull that lever up there. | |
| Wait, where? Up there, Dad. | |
| Oh, yeah. Got it. I pulled it. | |
| It's night time. Dad, can you pull the lever? | |
| Ooh! Ooh! | |
| Fireworks! How pretty! Jump up and down. | |
| Uh, yeah. Oh, that makes the fireworks go? | |
| Yeah. That is really cool. | |
| It's redstone. See this redstone? | |
| Hang on, I'm just counting the fireworks. | |
| One, two... Hey, Vicky! | |
| I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm turning friendly fire off! | |
| No, no! And I have a diamond sword equipped with me, just in case. | |
| It's alright, I'm holding a bow. No, I'm holding an arrow. | |
| So that's it? And now what do we do? | |
| Does this, like, fly off the edge? | |
| So I want to do one more of this, and I can teleport you back up. | |
| So, I want you to, there's no challenge for this one, have fun, it's called. | |
| And this is a fly, right? | |
| What? Do I have my elytra on? Pardon me? | |
| Do I have my elytra on? Uh, yes, you do. | |
| Okay. So, see that right there, Dad? | |
| What? Right there. What? | |
| Where the lantern is! Where the lantern is. | |
| Oh, no? No. | |
| Sorry. What am I looking for? It's a sign. | |
| Oh, sorry. Yes, there is no challenge for this one. | |
| Have fun. All right. | |
| So we can just fly around right now. | |
| Or we can jump off and commit suicide. | |
| That would not be my first choice. | |
| That would be my first choice. All right. | |
| So here we go. Oh, that's cool. | |
| So I can fly. Bye. | |
| I'm gonna teleport you back up. | |
| Flying around. When you're done. | |
| It's actually really funny. | |
| That is kind of cool, right? Where are you going, Dad? | |
| Oh, wait, I think I know. I'm zooming down and zooming up. | |
| Now, do you build up speed and then you can climb back up? | |
| Yeah, you can. That's really neat. | |
| You want me to teleport you back up? | |
| Wait. When you're done? | |
| Tell me when you're done flying. You know, in real life, I would absolutely never be done flying. | |
| I know, right? Oh, that's so cool. | |
| Tell me when you touch the ground. | |
| Uh... Oh! Hit the water. | |
| You got into the water? | |
| Wow, that's actually cool. | |
| I think it was mostly accidental. No, I heard a splash. | |
| Hey, do you want? Still good. | |
| Take it, right? Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Coming up. Whoa. | |
| All right. Let's do one more flight. | |
| Yeah, and then we can say goodbye to everybody until next time. | |
| All right. I already have two more shows prepared, so we should be doing a show pretty recently after this. | |
| Yes, we should. I'm right underneath the clouds. | |
| I'm going to try flying through these dots. | |
| Good luck. Like my old Star Wars TIE Fighter game. | |
| Oh! No, you don't! | |
| Well, I... You know what, and that means this is why you should not listen to these shows to go to sleep. | |
| Yeah. Alright, can I get to the top of this, uh... | |
| No. No, I don't think I have enough height. | |
| But I can come down gently, right? | |
| Yeah. Dad, land at the part of the brown parkour. | |
| Huh? The brown parkour? | |
| Uh... Or the gray... Wait, yeah, never mind, you're on the ground. | |
| Wait, can I... Where are you? | |
| Fine, you don't... You're not gonna tell me where you are? | |
| Uh... I've got to figure out my jump thing here. | |
| I'm at the parkour that I was successful in, which is the first one. | |
| Okay, give me a second. Alright, that's a little way in here with that. | |
| Okay, I'm not doing it again. But that's really cool. | |
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Thanks For Making This Map
00:00:54
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| Hi. And I just wanted to say thank you for making this map. | |
| It's really, really neat. It is, isn't it? | |
| Here. We will be back soon, I promise. | |
| I have two more maps. Functional than pretty. | |
| Because, you know, like, I mean, I know some people are like, oh, I have to put this little picture and this little picture, but should we do a couple of jumps to say thanks? | |
| A jump, yes. All right. | |
| Thanks everyone so much. Look forward to your feedback below. | |
| What else would you like us to work on? | |
| And thanks so much to Isabella for making a great map. | |
| Thank you. One last thing I'm going to say. | |
| Yes. As I've said before, but I'm not sure anybody picked it up. | |
| Oh, like, subscribe, and share. | |
| Yes, but one... Don't forget to watch my Hong Kong documentary. | |
| Yes. Hong Kong Fight for Freedom. You need to add Molyneux to the search term on YouTube to find it. | |
| Otherwise, it doesn't work. It does not work. | |
| Well, I'll just say one last thing is we have two more maps prepared, so we're probably going to be putting out more right soon after this. | |
| Absolutely, and I like how this one does not have the infamous server skin glitch. | |
| Oh my goodness, yes. That's good. | |
| All right, thanks everyone so much. | |