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Oct. 11, 2017 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
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3855 Eminem Against President Donald Trump? | True News
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How am I gonna start this?
Always a challenge.
How about it go a little something like this?
I like my rap vids, like I like my coffee, compartmentalized, white in the front, black in the back, silence you, let the albino privilege speak!
Segregation for the nation.
White trash god prancing.
40 with the beard of a 14-year-old girl.
Took me three weeks to throw tween shade on my chin, yo.
I'ma shave by sneezing.
Hit albums deep in the history, bro.
Relevance kinda sorta a mystery, yo.
Trash millionaire rage against Trump.
Fake anger whiter than my skinny rump.
I hate women, but defend Queen Witch Hillary, though by all reasons she should droop in a pillory.
That's a medieval stock punishment device.
It's okay. I had to look it up, too.
You know, rap can be very educational, am I right?
Hillary dropped Gaddafi deep down in Libya where slave markets now sell migrants by the tibia.
She sold to Putin a third of our uranium.
What puts that idea in your cranium where corruption doth flower like a geranium?
But she is more slippery than oily aluminum and about as stable as polonium on Michael Flatley's nutsack on a trampoline on the Titanic drowning in satanic panic.
I rip on Trump for using Air Force One, but that don't carry no bombs, son!
Unlike Obama, who dropped 100K of ordinance whenever the Middle East came up in his coordinates.
You're at a wedding in the desert, son.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No, one of Obama's ones, like in Hamlet.
Thrift, thrift to ratio, the funeral baked meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.
Except with Obama, the whole play went in reverse.
Came for a wedding, stay for the funeral.
Bride comes up in a dress, goes down in a coffin.
Bridegroom off in a tree, in bits and pieces, bloodily covered with chunks of his nieces.
But hey, let's complain about Trump in a plane, because morally, I'm legit insane.
Word to your maida.
Tensions arising.
Son of a single mother.
Government running out of another cover.
No money for welfare.
Jobs might be looming.
Single moms be at home fuming.
They have their babies.
They be wanting the money like bees laying eggs so deep in the honey.
No husband, no cash, no dads for their kids.
That welfare check between them and the skids.
So they think.
This is why the boy is without dads.
They be raging, sent by the single moms to be staging riots and protests about white supremacists.
Who really sent them out?
The pharmacists, drugged from infancy into adolescence, caged in a chemical fence with no sense.
It don't give me a fence because I'm dense, but rich and bored and striving for relevance.
Sure. I've rapped about killing chicks and gays, but my political rhetoric has a ways to go till it plays and stays, emerges from the maze and the haze and the craze.
I've gone from picking locks to rapping like John Locke, English philosopher and political theorist John Locke.
He laid much of the groundwork for the Enlightenment and majorly contributed to the development of liberalism.
Check out Essay Concerning Human Understanding.
He's my boy.
Respect. I rap about gun control, not just two hands, cause murder makes me squirm in my silk underpants.
I'ma from Detroit, which is run by Democrats.
That's the future I want for all America.
Loot the library for the copper.
Leave all the books. Who will stop you?
Run from the wild dogs charging down the street.
Sweat when the power dies in the heat.
Their muni bonds are total trash, yo.
Toilet paper or for rolling the hash.
I am Eminem, and I am enlightened.
I don't have an argument.
I hope that you're frightened.
I snarl and spit and curse up a storm.
Sadly for Dems, it's kind of the norm.
Look, I have a potty mouth.
I am rebellious.
My reasoning skills will make you feel bilious.
I raise my hand in a black power fist.
Take aim at a thought.
Oh, look, I missed.
For those of you...
Trying to grok the election, I'm an air horn in the trumpet section.
Trying to do math, I'm a shout in your ear, random numbers and fart in your beer.
And I'm rich and I've done no good in the world.
I'm snarling and stomping, mad and race baiting.
My avatar is a sign of Satan.
Listen at your peril.
I murder discourse.
I polarize and escalate like a fool, of course.
And now I am done, yo.
Thanks for your attention. Why read a book when you can just mention Democrat talking points, words on a stick, rage and resentment?
Not much of a trick. Turn me off if you ain't thick.
Why are you still here? You think something's imminent?
Words of wisdom from someone so eminent?
I'm Eminem, bro.
A bag of bright candy.
Eminem's rot your teeth.
I rot your brain.
Seriously though, go read some John Locke.
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