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Aug. 19, 2012 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
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2192 Bohemian Anarchy with Stefan Molyneux (Porcfest 2012)
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Welcome to the brilliant Stefan Molyneux.
Well, a song.
Are you ready to make a joyful noise, my brothers and sisters?
Are we ready to raise the roof, my brothers and sisters?
Does anybody here not know the song, Bohemian Rhapsody?
Okay.
Now, if we can keep it down in the back, please.
We do not want to interfere with the angels, with the very angels of honey-dripping anarchic harmony that will be floating up from you beautiful, beautiful people.
Do we have any professional singers?
Right there?
Alright.
Feel free to come up if you like.
I am not a professional singer.
I am barely a singer.
But I do like to sing.
Yet this thing where you like to do something you're not particularly good at, but you'll be learning all about my aspect of that tonight.
So the first thing we need to understand is what is at stake?
We need to understand what is at stake here tonight, because we always talk about what?
Spontaneous organization.
Okay, please, what's your name?
Luther.
And Luther, are you a soprano?
Uh, no.
Try this.
So what are you thinking?
Oh, I'm thinking about it.
Beautiful.
And we're doing Bohemian Anarchy.
Are you a Italian?
I can sing anything.
Modest.
Okay, so we will be singing a little together if you want to come up and grab a mic.
We talk a lot about spontaneous organization in the absence of a central authority.
Things will just work out together.
So this multi-choral challenge is really the proof positive of our political, economic, social, and moral theories.
If this works, If it doesn't work, we're fucked.
But no pressure.
We're just here to have fun and prove whether what we've devoted our lives to will actually work.
Alright, so the first thing we need to keep...
I'm not singing this in the original.
I'm barely singing it anyway, but I'm not singing it in the original.
Okay, does everyone have a lyric sheet?
Does anyone need a lyric sheet?
Okay, Jason, if you can give a paper cut to the people with their hands up.
Alright, so you're going to come and help me?
Okay, so you check out the eyes so you can read this.
I'm sorry about the font size, but we thought we were doing it with the upper eyeballs.
Okay, so we need a key.
So we're not going to sing too high, we're not going to sing too low, we're going to sing just nice and easy in the middle, alright?
So you know, here's this, here's this, here's this, okay.
Alright everybody, here's where we start.
I'm going to sing the first line, and then you're going to try and sing with...
What?
You found some keys?
Oh, you're looking for a key?
Oh, I get it!
You need to sing with a key and you're showing me some keys.
Waka waka.
If we had no many families in town, you would absolutely get a drum roll.
Okay, ready?
Is this the real life?
Is this democracy?
Caught in hell and it's high.
No escape from majority.
Okay, okay.
First of all, I'm trying with how beautiful that was.
I'm trying with how beautiful that was.
But I think that may be too high.
I think my wife is saying, for God's sake, take it lower because it ought to get tired from here.
Alright.
So, can we try to take you down a little bit?
Is that okay?
Alright.
Excuse me.
You know what they said.
Oh, baby.
Deeper.
I do.
I do put the wines in there.
Is this the real life?
Is this democracy?
Caught in the landslide, no escape from majority.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, sorry, sorry, I have to stop.
I feel that we had a bit of a zombie insurgence there at the end of the day.
So, we have to make sure we keep it lively.
Think, Canadian winter.
Perky.
Alright?
So keep it lively, people.
Keep it heavy.
Keep it happy.
Alright.
Alright, so should we just keep going?
Actually, should we just ride this mother into the grave?
We just keep going.
Like, we don't stop for anyone.
We hit animals, we just keep going.
Alright.
Oh, wait, wait.
Because we've got to make you know, he goes, gotta live.
So, which side wants to be the high side?
I knew you'd be right.
I just knew it.
Alright, so this is going to be the...
Okay, one, two, three, four.
Is this the real life?
Is this democracy?
Caught in the landside, no escape from the majority.
Open your eyes, let it all just ignore surprise.
No, no, here you gotta say the right words.
You really won't hear about words, okay?
It's the left-hand side here, okay?
Sorry, I gotta tell you, I needed to interrupt that because it was so beautiful.
I had a little fun here.
Okay, so it's on the left-hand side, because I heard some people go under with the Freddie version.
If you go up with the Freddie version, he's going to come back from the dead and kick her ass.
Okay?
He walked out on that song with Watcher again.
I mean, I'm Watcher again, but you guys agree.
Okay, we all set?
Alright, ready to go again.
Ready?
Is this the real light?
Is this democracy?
Caught in a landslide?
No escape from the majority.
Open your eyes.
Rand Paul just endures from me.
No one's in charge of getting us liberty.
We have bought anarchists, anarchists, agorists, atheists, and each way completely knows that's the very matter to me.
To me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me.
The state just killed lots of men, almost several hundred million.
Now they're aiming for a billion.
Conferency, that's what I would not believe.
Your debt station is sold in Washington.
Two, three, four.
Taxes, ooh.
I want my money to shake down.
Your loan you pay just like an old time, sir.
Is it too high?
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Oh yeah, okay, for the ladies, it's not too high.
Well, that's great for you.
We'll do Mary White next to see how much fun that is for you.
Alright, sorry, I think I drifted up a little there.
But, yeah, it's good.
Alright.
So we'll start again.
Let me go a little faster.
I feel a little more rappy.
No.
I don't do rappy.
I do rappy.
Okay, so we'll start with my book.
Keep it a little lower.
It's too high, right?
Too high?
Okay.
Alright.
This is how we get it.
It's perfect.
Is it better if everyone stands out?
It's true.
Is it better if everyone stands out?
It's true.
Oh yeah.
We saw the day off today.
These are going to be in the church.
She's the right one.
Alright.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I think you made it some beautiful.
We're making some beautiful music tonight.
Alright, so we'll start again.
One, two, three, four.
Is this a real life?
Is this democracy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from majority.
Open your eyes, and all just endorse from.
One's in charge of getting us liberty.
We have got anarchists, minarchists, agorists, atheists.
Any way the dream grows doesn't really matter to me.
To me.
The state kills lots of men.
Almost several hundred million, now they're aiming for a billion.
Currency, our story unknowably.
We're guest slaves and we're sold on auction blocks.
Yeah!
Ooh, a mommy I shake down, your horn you made just like an old time sir, or a cow who is free, no doubt or a cow who is free, no doubt I had you fenced it.
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.
State schools in darkened eight.
And set the parents free to pay taxes, which can see.
Goodbye, I'm a troll place you've got to go.
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth, two, three, four, freedom.
Ooh.
Be sure I'm good without the laws.
No jail cells for the wrong business by agitation.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Sorry.
OK, so let me go.
That's fantastic.
Beautiful!
You know that I see a little bit over here and try to write it.
So you've been up that fast.
Alright, so yeah.
Fum, fum, fum, fum, fum, fum, fum, fum, fum.
Do take care of the poor when you're free.
Well, I, well, you, well, okay, they're all fine now.
Who will feel the sick and feel the poor and hungry?
Cherokee tea, Cherokee tea, Cherokee tea, Cheap of food to eat.
Alright, great.
That's a tough one.
That's tough.
Okay, should we try that just with one line?
Because I wanted to throw someone in here to really screw with your head.
So that is a tough, tough line.
We were going to go with Latin, but we decided not to.
Okay, so this goes.
Who will heal the sick and damn, feed the poor and hungry, and then this side, do the high side.
And then, here we go.
Jee-ba-foods are beautiful.
You either are singing high, you've got your foot caught in a mousetrap.
I'm just joking.
Jee-ba-food.
Jee-ba-food.
And that new braxology.
Does that make sense?
And that new braxology.
Makes sense?
Yes, yes.
So we're just trying to dumb, dumb, dumb again.
Oh, we're putting it all together now.
Alright.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Who should take care of the poor and the free?
Well, I will, but you will.
They're all fine now.
Who will feel the sick and feel the poor and hungry?
Now, we are turning to the world to the world.
And we are turning to the world.
Now, we are turning to the world.
This is the enemy.
It don't need to tire.
No, it's above the non-aggression principle.
Sell ownership, which leads to property.
Do do do do do do do do do do.
I'm going to join you from the jail.
Will you let me go?
No!
We will not let you go.
Let go!
I'm going to let you go.
Let go!
Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go...
Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go...
Sorry...
I got caught up in a moment, that was a start to do it.
I can actually hear the words, that is thinking better.
I think our political philosophy is really good on the phone.
Good, alright.
So let's just start with...
Why don't you guys start with kind of joint?
That's the story method acting for a lot of you.
Thank you for your lesson.
Okay, so we're stopping.
At a joint, we're on a jail.
Alright, so we get there.
Two, three, four.
At a joint, we're on a jail.
Will you get me a vote?
A free vote?
No!
We will not let you go.
Let it go!
Tax form, we will not let you go.
Let it go!
Lawlessness, we will not let you go.
Let's go!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I want you to know their opinions with a gun.
What's that I can say?
Is the devil ruling over me?
And we're free!
So if you know nothing can get lost, then we're free!
Now, don't you know what that's in the United States?
We're free.
No, say yes.
The rules will kill off the future.
Taking all your guns, your ass and your tails out of here.
Oh yeah!
Alright, slow and soulful.
Slow and soulful.
Freedom is the future.
It's called anarchy.
Freedom really matters.
Freedom really matters to me.
Don't you know the stage blows?
Alright, that is some seriously good singing ladies and gentlemen.
Everyone's like, oh, I don't really like to sing.
I don't know if I'm going to want to do this.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Okay.
So we're going to put it together.
Now we're going to throw in a little something here.
It's called belly dancing.
No.
We're going to throw in a little something here.
It's called how many people know harmony?
Do the harmony.
We've got one Backstreet Boy in the back.
And so a little harmony.
So here's what I would suggest.
Well, most people will sing the main part.
If you know how to do harmony, don't screw us up.
Do not screw us up.
Don't make it too loud or we're all going to end up doing harmony and doing the main thing.
So, I'd like to try just a little bit of harmony.
If I could ask the people having conversations to stop having their conversations because they're trying to make some music here.
Yeah, just take it outside.
It stopped raining, and if it hasn't, take it outside anyway.
Because we're trying to make something beautiful here.
I can tell you, it's incredible.
It sounds fantastic.
Sorry?
Okay, so like this one time in band camp?
Anyway, all right.
So, I think with a little harmony, just a little harmony juice here, we're going to marinate this thing to the point where it's just going to be delicious to the whole world.
All right, this is our main audition, ladies and gentlemen.
Passion, feeling, this is everything we believe in, I hope.
So I will try not to get the words wrong.
That's my plan at the beginning.
Alright.
Everybody ready?
Hey, we've got conversations.
Keep them down in the back, please.
If you hear someone talking, have a conversation.
Just keep it down.
This is singing.
We've got to get this cured.
Alright.
Are we all set?
Are you feeling it?
Oh, yeah!
Alright.
One, two, three, four.
Is this the real life?
Is this democracy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from majority.
Open your eyes, ramp all just in your strong.
I was in charge of getting us liberty.
We have gone anarchist, minarchist, agarist, atheist, petty way freedom grows.
Doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum.
The snake kills lots of men.
Almost several hundred million.
Now they're aiming for a billion.
Currency is quite a monopoly.
Yes, I am.
We're sold on a ship block.
Move, move, move.
Taxes.
Move.
About to be a shakedown.
You're born, you pay just like an old sister.
For a cow who feels free.
Those who have high electric fancivity.
State schools indoctrinate And set the parents free To pay taxes, can't you see?
Goodbye, all you old freaks, You've got to go!
You've got to leave you all behind And face the truth.
Freedom!
Ooh!
Reformed without loss No jail cells for the promise of vegetation Ooh, yeah!
Who will take care of the poor and the free?
Little I, little a few, little kids, and all find out Who will kill the sick and feed the poor and hungry?
There are a key!
There are food!
There are food!
And a new technology!
Oh!
This is the end, we don't need to retire So we're sublime And I'm a Christian principal It's a ownership, which is we too hard to see And I'm thrown in jail We won't do a splash Alright, that's a bit!
Alright, sorry, I'm going to ask We've been doing both the most places and we'll fix it in our production Yeah!
I mean, this is a whole lot easier than the backup on us.
It's been totally better than the show.
But that's great.
I thought that the first time it was beautiful, but it was picking up until the last time.
Bring it on.
Alright?
That's fantastic.
When you start, people will take care of the war.
Alright, and if you want to do a little...
That's okay, too.
You know, if your feet feel it, just go with it.
Alright.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
You will take care of the poor and the free of Elijah.
Well, you will get it all by now.
Who will give a sick and fee the poor and hungry?
Charity!
This is the galopie, there's no need to tie it.
No, it's about the non-degression principle, self-horseship, which leads to property.
If you, have a joint or thrown in jail, will you let me go?
Oh, Jesus, no!
We will not let you go.
No tax, we will not let you go.
No license, we will not let you go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, don't you know there are millions with the God?
The savage state is a devil rolling over you, and we're not free!
I'm a drug addict.
Some of you don't know how things can get done for you.
You're free.
Don't you know how to do that on the other stage for the free?
No.
Don't say this.
Your rules will kill our future.
Take all your guns, you can't take us out of here.
*singing*
*singing* Don't fear our need.
Freedom really matters.
Freedom really matters to me Don't you know the state flow?
How you guys doing?
You wanna put it all together?
One more time?
One more time?
Do you want to take a beat break and a drink one more time?
Two minutes, three minutes, if you want to need to do.
And one more time, I'll tell you the bar's moving together.
This is great.
Is this a little more fun than another speech?
I think so.
It's more fun for me, yeah.
Alright, so, harmonies.
Singing from the belly.
Belt it out.
Hold nothing back.
We want to pull an Adele spitting up blood from the end.
Anybody?
All right.
Two young irreverents for us to be here, including me.
All right.
So you got your lyrics?
You got your singing voice on?
We're going to take this from beginning to end.
If anyone stops, do not turn back.
Just keep driving.
Alright, you guys ready?
You want to take the mic a little closer when you sing because you can't hear you guys that much.
Okay, we're ready.
We're going to make a joyful noise.
Alright, one, two, three, four.
Is this the real life?
Is this democracy caught in a landslide?
No escape from the majority.
Open your eyes.
all just indoors from me.
No one's in charge of getting us liberty.
We have got anarchists, minarchists, agorists, atheists, Any way freedom grows doesn't really matter to me.
To me.
The state kills lots of men.
Almost several hundred million.
Now they're aiming for a billion.
But I'm seeking a swipe of an anomaly.
With death slaves and with souls unhauched and lost.
Taxes.
Ooh.
A mafia shakedown.
You'll warn you may just like an old time server.
Or a cow who feels free.
They'll drive by electric fences.
Boom boom boom boom boom boom.
State schools indoctrinate.
And set the barons free.
To pay taxes didn't you see.
Goodbye, all control freaks.
You've got to go.
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Freedom!
Means order without loss.
No chance of exploring the armpits of vegetation.
Oh yeah!
Who will take care of the poor when we're free?
Well, will I? Well, will you?
Well, okay, they're all fine now.
Who will heal the sick and feed the poor and hungry?
Charity!
Charity I know it's about the non-aggression principle.
Cell upon a ship which leads to property.
Had a joint thrown in jail.
Will you let me go?
A reefer?
No!
We will not let you go.
No taxes.
We will not let you go.
No license.
We will not let you go.
We'll not let you go.
We'll not let you go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We want Aloha so you know their opinions with a gun.
The savage state is the devil ruling over you!
And we're not free!
So you don't know how things can get done when we're free.
Don't you know how food got picked when slaves were free?
No straightest!
Your rules will kill our future!
Take all your guns, your deaths and your chills out of here.
You told me not to do that part.
Alright, keep doing that part.
Alright, so we'll take it home soft and gentle.
Soft and gentle.
Ready?
Ready.
Freedom is the future.
Don't fear anarchy.
Freedom really matters.
Freedom really matters to me.
Don't you know the stage, Lord?
Yeah!
Beautiful!
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