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Feel Free to Come Up
00:11:01
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| Welcome to the brilliant Stefan Molyneux. | |
| Well, a song. | |
| Are you ready to make a joyful noise, my brothers and sisters? | |
| Are we ready to raise the roof, my brothers and sisters? | |
| Does anybody here not know the song, Bohemian Rhapsody? | |
| Okay. | |
| Now, if we can keep it down in the back, please. | |
| We do not want to interfere with the angels, with the very angels of honey-dripping anarchic harmony that will be floating up from you beautiful, beautiful people. | |
| Do we have any professional singers? | |
| Right there? | |
| Alright. | |
| Feel free to come up if you like. | |
| I am not a professional singer. | |
| I am barely a singer. | |
| But I do like to sing. | |
| Yet this thing where you like to do something you're not particularly good at, but you'll be learning all about my aspect of that tonight. | |
| So the first thing we need to understand is what is at stake? | |
| We need to understand what is at stake here tonight, because we always talk about what? | |
| Spontaneous organization. | |
| Okay, please, what's your name? | |
| Luther. | |
| And Luther, are you a soprano? | |
| Uh, no. | |
| Try this. | |
| So what are you thinking? | |
| Oh, I'm thinking about it. | |
| Beautiful. | |
| And we're doing Bohemian Anarchy. | |
| Are you a Italian? | |
| I can sing anything. | |
| Modest. | |
| Okay, so we will be singing a little together if you want to come up and grab a mic. | |
| We talk a lot about spontaneous organization in the absence of a central authority. | |
| Things will just work out together. | |
| So this multi-choral challenge is really the proof positive of our political, economic, social, and moral theories. | |
| If this works, If it doesn't work, we're fucked. | |
| But no pressure. | |
| We're just here to have fun and prove whether what we've devoted our lives to will actually work. | |
| Alright, so the first thing we need to keep... | |
| I'm not singing this in the original. | |
| I'm barely singing it anyway, but I'm not singing it in the original. | |
| Okay, does everyone have a lyric sheet? | |
| Does anyone need a lyric sheet? | |
| Okay, Jason, if you can give a paper cut to the people with their hands up. | |
| Alright, so you're going to come and help me? | |
| Okay, so you check out the eyes so you can read this. | |
| I'm sorry about the font size, but we thought we were doing it with the upper eyeballs. | |
| Okay, so we need a key. | |
| So we're not going to sing too high, we're not going to sing too low, we're going to sing just nice and easy in the middle, alright? | |
| So you know, here's this, here's this, here's this, okay. | |
| Alright everybody, here's where we start. | |
| I'm going to sing the first line, and then you're going to try and sing with... | |
| What? | |
| You found some keys? | |
| Oh, you're looking for a key? | |
| Oh, I get it! | |
| You need to sing with a key and you're showing me some keys. | |
| Waka waka. | |
| If we had no many families in town, you would absolutely get a drum roll. | |
| Okay, ready? | |
| Is this the real life? | |
| Is this democracy? | |
| Caught in hell and it's high. | |
| No escape from majority. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| First of all, I'm trying with how beautiful that was. | |
| I'm trying with how beautiful that was. | |
| But I think that may be too high. | |
| I think my wife is saying, for God's sake, take it lower because it ought to get tired from here. | |
| Alright. | |
| So, can we try to take you down a little bit? | |
| Is that okay? | |
| Alright. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| You know what they said. | |
| Oh, baby. | |
| Deeper. | |
| I do. | |
| I do put the wines in there. | |
| Is this the real life? | |
| Is this democracy? | |
| Caught in the landslide, no escape from majority. | |
| Hey, wait, wait, wait, sorry, sorry, I have to stop. | |
| I feel that we had a bit of a zombie insurgence there at the end of the day. | |
| So, we have to make sure we keep it lively. | |
| Think, Canadian winter. | |
| Perky. | |
| Alright? | |
| So keep it lively, people. | |
| Keep it heavy. | |
| Keep it happy. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, so should we just keep going? | |
| Actually, should we just ride this mother into the grave? | |
| We just keep going. | |
| Like, we don't stop for anyone. | |
| We hit animals, we just keep going. | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh, wait, wait. | |
| Because we've got to make you know, he goes, gotta live. | |
| So, which side wants to be the high side? | |
| I knew you'd be right. | |
| I just knew it. | |
| Alright, so this is going to be the... | |
| Okay, one, two, three, four. | |
| Is this the real life? | |
| Is this democracy? | |
| Caught in the landside, no escape from the majority. | |
| Open your eyes, let it all just ignore surprise. | |
| No, no, here you gotta say the right words. | |
| You really won't hear about words, okay? | |
| It's the left-hand side here, okay? | |
| Sorry, I gotta tell you, I needed to interrupt that because it was so beautiful. | |
| I had a little fun here. | |
| Okay, so it's on the left-hand side, because I heard some people go under with the Freddie version. | |
| If you go up with the Freddie version, he's going to come back from the dead and kick her ass. | |
| Okay? | |
| He walked out on that song with Watcher again. | |
| I mean, I'm Watcher again, but you guys agree. | |
| Okay, we all set? | |
| Alright, ready to go again. | |
| Ready? | |
| Is this the real light? | |
| Is this democracy? | |
| Caught in a landslide? | |
| No escape from the majority. | |
| Open your eyes. | |
| Rand Paul just endures from me. | |
| No one's in charge of getting us liberty. | |
| We have bought anarchists, anarchists, agorists, atheists, and each way completely knows that's the very matter to me. | |
| To me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me. | |
| The state just killed lots of men, almost several hundred million. | |
| Now they're aiming for a billion. | |
| Conferency, that's what I would not believe. | |
| Your debt station is sold in Washington. | |
| Two, three, four. | |
| Taxes, ooh. | |
| I want my money to shake down. | |
| Your loan you pay just like an old time, sir. | |
| Is it too high? | |
| I'm tired. | |
| I'm tired. | |
| Oh yeah, okay, for the ladies, it's not too high. | |
| Well, that's great for you. | |
| We'll do Mary White next to see how much fun that is for you. | |
| Alright, sorry, I think I drifted up a little there. | |
| But, yeah, it's good. | |
| Alright. | |
| So we'll start again. | |
| Let me go a little faster. | |
| I feel a little more rappy. | |
| No. | |
| I don't do rappy. | |
| I do rappy. | |
| Okay, so we'll start with my book. | |
| Keep it a little lower. | |
| It's too high, right? | |
| Too high? | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright. | |
| This is how we get it. | |
| It's perfect. | |
| Is it better if everyone stands out? | |
| It's true. | |
| Is it better if everyone stands out? | |
| It's true. | |
| Oh yeah. | |
| We saw the day off today. | |
| These are going to be in the church. | |
| She's the right one. | |
| Alright. | |
| Thank you for your cooperation. | |
| I think you made it some beautiful. | |
| We're making some beautiful music tonight. | |
| Alright, so we'll start again. | |
| One, two, three, four. | |
| Is this a real life? | |
| Is this democracy? | |
| Caught in a landslide, no escape from majority. | |
| Open your eyes, and all just endorse from. | |
| One's in charge of getting us liberty. | |
| We have got anarchists, minarchists, agorists, atheists. | |
| Any way the dream grows doesn't really matter to me. | |
| To me. | |
| The state kills lots of men. | |
| Almost several hundred million, now they're aiming for a billion. | |
| Currency, our story unknowably. | |
| We're guest slaves and we're sold on auction blocks. | |
| Yeah! | |
| Ooh, a mommy I shake down, your horn you made just like an old time sir, or a cow who is free, no doubt or a cow who is free, no doubt I had you fenced it. | |
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Throwing Them in Jail Cells
00:07:23
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| Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. | |
| State schools in darkened eight. | |
| And set the parents free to pay taxes, which can see. | |
| Goodbye, I'm a troll place you've got to go. | |
| Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth, two, three, four, freedom. | |
| Ooh. | |
| Be sure I'm good without the laws. | |
| No jail cells for the wrong business by agitation. | |
| Ooh. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sorry. | |
| OK, so let me go. | |
| That's fantastic. | |
| Beautiful! | |
| You know that I see a little bit over here and try to write it. | |
| So you've been up that fast. | |
| Alright, so yeah. | |
| Fum, fum, fum, fum, fum, fum, fum, fum, fum. | |
| Do take care of the poor when you're free. | |
| Well, I, well, you, well, okay, they're all fine now. | |
| Who will feel the sick and feel the poor and hungry? | |
| Cherokee tea, Cherokee tea, Cherokee tea, Cheap of food to eat. | |
| Alright, great. | |
| That's a tough one. | |
| That's tough. | |
| Okay, should we try that just with one line? | |
| Because I wanted to throw someone in here to really screw with your head. | |
| So that is a tough, tough line. | |
| We were going to go with Latin, but we decided not to. | |
| Okay, so this goes. | |
| Who will heal the sick and damn, feed the poor and hungry, and then this side, do the high side. | |
| And then, here we go. | |
| Jee-ba-foods are beautiful. | |
| You either are singing high, you've got your foot caught in a mousetrap. | |
| I'm just joking. | |
| Jee-ba-food. | |
| Jee-ba-food. | |
| And that new braxology. | |
| Does that make sense? | |
| And that new braxology. | |
| Makes sense? | |
| Yes, yes. | |
| So we're just trying to dumb, dumb, dumb again. | |
| Oh, we're putting it all together now. | |
| Alright. | |
| Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. | |
| Who should take care of the poor and the free? | |
| Well, I will, but you will. | |
| They're all fine now. | |
| Who will feel the sick and feel the poor and hungry? | |
| Now, we are turning to the world to the world. | |
| And we are turning to the world. | |
| Now, we are turning to the world. | |
| This is the enemy. | |
| It don't need to tire. | |
| No, it's above the non-aggression principle. | |
| Sell ownership, which leads to property. | |
| Do do do do do do do do do do. | |
| I'm going to join you from the jail. | |
| Will you let me go? | |
| No! | |
| We will not let you go. | |
| Let go! | |
| I'm going to let you go. | |
| Let go! | |
| Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go... | |
| Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go... | |
| Sorry... | |
| I got caught up in a moment, that was a start to do it. | |
| I can actually hear the words, that is thinking better. | |
| I think our political philosophy is really good on the phone. | |
| Good, alright. | |
| So let's just start with... | |
| Why don't you guys start with kind of joint? | |
| That's the story method acting for a lot of you. | |
| Thank you for your lesson. | |
| Okay, so we're stopping. | |
| At a joint, we're on a jail. | |
| Alright, so we get there. | |
| Two, three, four. | |
| At a joint, we're on a jail. | |
| Will you get me a vote? | |
| A free vote? | |
| No! | |
| We will not let you go. | |
| Let it go! | |
| Tax form, we will not let you go. | |
| Let it go! | |
| Lawlessness, we will not let you go. | |
| Let's go! | |
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no! | |
| I want you to know their opinions with a gun. | |
| What's that I can say? | |
| Is the devil ruling over me? | |
| And we're free! | |
| So if you know nothing can get lost, then we're free! | |
| Now, don't you know what that's in the United States? | |
| We're free. | |
| No, say yes. | |
| The rules will kill off the future. | |
| Taking all your guns, your ass and your tails out of here. | |
| Oh yeah! | |
| Alright, slow and soulful. | |
| Slow and soulful. | |
| Freedom is the future. | |
| It's called anarchy. | |
| Freedom really matters. | |
| Freedom really matters to me. | |
| Don't you know the stage blows? | |
| Alright, that is some seriously good singing ladies and gentlemen. | |
| Everyone's like, oh, I don't really like to sing. | |
| I don't know if I'm going to want to do this. | |
| Beautiful. | |
| Beautiful. | |
| Okay. | |
| So we're going to put it together. | |
| Now we're going to throw in a little something here. | |
| It's called belly dancing. | |
| No. | |
| We're going to throw in a little something here. | |
| It's called how many people know harmony? | |
| Do the harmony. | |
| We've got one Backstreet Boy in the back. | |
| And so a little harmony. | |
| So here's what I would suggest. | |
| Well, most people will sing the main part. | |
| If you know how to do harmony, don't screw us up. | |
| Do not screw us up. | |
| Don't make it too loud or we're all going to end up doing harmony and doing the main thing. | |
| So, I'd like to try just a little bit of harmony. | |
| If I could ask the people having conversations to stop having their conversations because they're trying to make some music here. | |
| Yeah, just take it outside. | |
| It stopped raining, and if it hasn't, take it outside anyway. | |
| Because we're trying to make something beautiful here. | |
| I can tell you, it's incredible. | |
| It sounds fantastic. | |
| Sorry? | |
| Okay, so like this one time in band camp? | |
| Anyway, all right. | |
| So, I think with a little harmony, just a little harmony juice here, we're going to marinate this thing to the point where it's just going to be delicious to the whole world. | |
| All right, this is our main audition, ladies and gentlemen. | |
| Passion, feeling, this is everything we believe in, I hope. | |
| So I will try not to get the words wrong. | |
| That's my plan at the beginning. | |
| Alright. | |
| Everybody ready? | |
| Hey, we've got conversations. | |
| Keep them down in the back, please. | |
| If you hear someone talking, have a conversation. | |
| Just keep it down. | |
| This is singing. | |
| We've got to get this cured. | |
| Alright. | |
| Are we all set? | |
| Are you feeling it? | |
| Oh, yeah! | |
| Alright. | |
| One, two, three, four. | |
| Is this the real life? | |
| Is this democracy? | |
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Is This Democracy?
00:04:18
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| Caught in a landslide, no escape from majority. | |
| Open your eyes, ramp all just in your strong. | |
| I was in charge of getting us liberty. | |
| We have gone anarchist, minarchist, agarist, atheist, petty way freedom grows. | |
| Doesn't really matter to me, to me. | |
| Bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum. | |
| The snake kills lots of men. | |
| Almost several hundred million. | |
| Now they're aiming for a billion. | |
| Currency is quite a monopoly. | |
| Yes, I am. | |
| We're sold on a ship block. | |
| Move, move, move. | |
| Taxes. | |
| Move. | |
| About to be a shakedown. | |
| You're born, you pay just like an old sister. | |
| For a cow who feels free. | |
| Those who have high electric fancivity. | |
| State schools indoctrinate And set the parents free To pay taxes, can't you see? | |
| Goodbye, all you old freaks, You've got to go! | |
| You've got to leave you all behind And face the truth. | |
| Freedom! | |
| Ooh! | |
| Reformed without loss No jail cells for the promise of vegetation Ooh, yeah! | |
| Who will take care of the poor and the free? | |
| Little I, little a few, little kids, and all find out Who will kill the sick and feed the poor and hungry? | |
| There are a key! | |
| There are food! | |
| There are food! | |
| And a new technology! | |
| Oh! | |
| This is the end, we don't need to retire So we're sublime And I'm a Christian principal It's a ownership, which is we too hard to see And I'm thrown in jail We won't do a splash Alright, that's a bit! | |
| Alright, sorry, I'm going to ask We've been doing both the most places and we'll fix it in our production Yeah! | |
| I mean, this is a whole lot easier than the backup on us. | |
| It's been totally better than the show. | |
| But that's great. | |
| I thought that the first time it was beautiful, but it was picking up until the last time. | |
| Bring it on. | |
| Alright? | |
| That's fantastic. | |
| When you start, people will take care of the war. | |
| Alright, and if you want to do a little... | |
| That's okay, too. | |
| You know, if your feet feel it, just go with it. | |
| Alright. | |
| Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. | |
| You will take care of the poor and the free of Elijah. | |
| Well, you will get it all by now. | |
| Who will give a sick and fee the poor and hungry? | |
| Charity! | |
| This is the galopie, there's no need to tie it. | |
| No, it's about the non-degression principle, self-horseship, which leads to property. | |
| If you, have a joint or thrown in jail, will you let me go? | |
| Oh, Jesus, no! | |
| We will not let you go. | |
| No tax, we will not let you go. | |
| No license, we will not let you go. | |
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Stage Free Rules
00:04:04
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| No, no, no, no, no, no, no! | |
| Oh, don't you know there are millions with the God? | |
| The savage state is a devil rolling over you, and we're not free! | |
| I'm a drug addict. | |
| Some of you don't know how things can get done for you. | |
| You're free. | |
| Don't you know how to do that on the other stage for the free? | |
| No. | |
| Don't say this. | |
| Your rules will kill our future. | |
| Take all your guns, you can't take us out of here. | |
| *singing* | |
| *singing* Don't fear our need. | |
| Freedom really matters. | |
| Freedom really matters to me Don't you know the state flow? | |
| How you guys doing? | |
| You wanna put it all together? | |
| One more time? | |
| One more time? | |
| Do you want to take a beat break and a drink one more time? | |
| Two minutes, three minutes, if you want to need to do. | |
| And one more time, I'll tell you the bar's moving together. | |
| This is great. | |
| Is this a little more fun than another speech? | |
| I think so. | |
| It's more fun for me, yeah. | |
| Alright, so, harmonies. | |
| Singing from the belly. | |
| Belt it out. | |
| Hold nothing back. | |
| We want to pull an Adele spitting up blood from the end. | |
| Anybody? | |
| All right. | |
| Two young irreverents for us to be here, including me. | |
| All right. | |
| So you got your lyrics? | |
| You got your singing voice on? | |
| We're going to take this from beginning to end. | |
| If anyone stops, do not turn back. | |
| Just keep driving. | |
| Alright, you guys ready? | |
| You want to take the mic a little closer when you sing because you can't hear you guys that much. | |
| Okay, we're ready. | |
| We're going to make a joyful noise. | |
| Alright, one, two, three, four. | |
| Is this the real life? | |
| Is this democracy caught in a landslide? | |
| No escape from the majority. | |
| Open your eyes. | |
| all just indoors from me. | |
| No one's in charge of getting us liberty. | |
| We have got anarchists, minarchists, agorists, atheists, Any way freedom grows doesn't really matter to me. | |
| To me. | |
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Fear Anarchy Boom
00:04:21
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| The state kills lots of men. | |
| Almost several hundred million. | |
| Now they're aiming for a billion. | |
| But I'm seeking a swipe of an anomaly. | |
| With death slaves and with souls unhauched and lost. | |
| Taxes. | |
| Ooh. | |
| A mafia shakedown. | |
| You'll warn you may just like an old time server. | |
| Or a cow who feels free. | |
| They'll drive by electric fences. | |
| Boom boom boom boom boom boom. | |
| State schools indoctrinate. | |
| And set the barons free. | |
| To pay taxes didn't you see. | |
| Goodbye, all control freaks. | |
| You've got to go. | |
| Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. | |
| Freedom! | |
| Means order without loss. | |
| No chance of exploring the armpits of vegetation. | |
| Oh yeah! | |
| Who will take care of the poor when we're free? | |
| Well, will I? Well, will you? | |
| Well, okay, they're all fine now. | |
| Who will heal the sick and feed the poor and hungry? | |
| Charity! | |
| Charity I know it's about the non-aggression principle. | |
| Cell upon a ship which leads to property. | |
| Had a joint thrown in jail. | |
| Will you let me go? | |
| A reefer? | |
| No! | |
| We will not let you go. | |
| No taxes. | |
| We will not let you go. | |
| No license. | |
| We will not let you go. | |
| We'll not let you go. | |
| We'll not let you go. | |
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | |
| We want Aloha so you know their opinions with a gun. | |
| The savage state is the devil ruling over you! | |
| And we're not free! | |
| So you don't know how things can get done when we're free. | |
| Don't you know how food got picked when slaves were free? | |
| No straightest! | |
| Your rules will kill our future! | |
| Take all your guns, your deaths and your chills out of here. | |
| You told me not to do that part. | |
| Alright, keep doing that part. | |
| Alright, so we'll take it home soft and gentle. | |
| Soft and gentle. | |
| Ready? | |
| Ready. | |
| Freedom is the future. | |
| Don't fear anarchy. | |
| Freedom really matters. | |
| Freedom really matters to me. | |
| Don't you know the stage, Lord? | |
| Yeah! | |
| Beautiful! | |