Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux - 2192 Bohemian Anarchy with Stefan Molyneux (Porcfest 2012) Aired: 2012-08-19 Duration: 31:09 === Feel Free to Come Up (11:01) === [00:00:00] Welcome to the brilliant Stefan Molyneux. [00:00:03] Well, a song. [00:00:18] Are you ready to make a joyful noise, my brothers and sisters? [00:00:22] Are we ready to raise the roof, my brothers and sisters? [00:00:25] Does anybody here not know the song, Bohemian Rhapsody? [00:00:31] Okay. [00:00:32] Now, if we can keep it down in the back, please. [00:00:34] We do not want to interfere with the angels, with the very angels of honey-dripping anarchic harmony that will be floating up from you beautiful, beautiful people. [00:00:46] Do we have any professional singers? [00:00:50] Right there? [00:00:52] Alright. [00:00:53] Feel free to come up if you like. [00:00:56] I am not a professional singer. [00:00:57] I am barely a singer. [00:01:01] But I do like to sing. [00:01:03] Yet this thing where you like to do something you're not particularly good at, but you'll be learning all about my aspect of that tonight. [00:01:10] So the first thing we need to understand is what is at stake? [00:01:16] We need to understand what is at stake here tonight, because we always talk about what? [00:01:20] Spontaneous organization. [00:01:23] Okay, please, what's your name? [00:01:25] Luther. [00:01:26] And Luther, are you a soprano? [00:01:28] Uh, no. [00:01:29] Try this. [00:01:33] So what are you thinking? [00:01:34] Oh, I'm thinking about it. [00:01:36] Beautiful. [00:01:37] And we're doing Bohemian Anarchy. [00:01:41] Are you a Italian? [00:01:43] I can sing anything. [00:01:45] Modest. [00:01:48] Okay, so we will be singing a little together if you want to come up and grab a mic. [00:01:53] We talk a lot about spontaneous organization in the absence of a central authority. [00:01:58] Things will just work out together. [00:02:01] So this multi-choral challenge is really the proof positive of our political, economic, social, and moral theories. [00:02:09] If this works, If it doesn't work, we're fucked. [00:02:16] But no pressure. [00:02:18] We're just here to have fun and prove whether what we've devoted our lives to will actually work. [00:02:26] Alright, so the first thing we need to keep... [00:02:29] I'm not singing this in the original. [00:02:31] I'm barely singing it anyway, but I'm not singing it in the original. [00:02:34] Okay, does everyone have a lyric sheet? [00:02:36] Does anyone need a lyric sheet? [00:02:39] Okay, Jason, if you can give a paper cut to the people with their hands up. [00:02:45] Alright, so you're going to come and help me? [00:02:46] Okay, so you check out the eyes so you can read this. [00:02:49] I'm sorry about the font size, but we thought we were doing it with the upper eyeballs. [00:02:55] Okay, so we need a key. [00:02:57] So we're not going to sing too high, we're not going to sing too low, we're going to sing just nice and easy in the middle, alright? [00:03:02] So you know, here's this, here's this, here's this, okay. [00:03:08] Alright everybody, here's where we start. [00:03:10] I'm going to sing the first line, and then you're going to try and sing with... [00:03:14] What? [00:03:15] You found some keys? [00:03:17] Oh, you're looking for a key? [00:03:18] Oh, I get it! [00:03:19] You need to sing with a key and you're showing me some keys. [00:03:22] Waka waka. [00:03:24] If we had no many families in town, you would absolutely get a drum roll. [00:03:28] Okay, ready? [00:03:30] Is this the real life? [00:03:34] Is this democracy? [00:03:37] Caught in hell and it's high. [00:03:40] No escape from majority. [00:03:43] Okay, okay. [00:03:44] First of all, I'm trying with how beautiful that was. [00:03:48] I'm trying with how beautiful that was. [00:03:51] But I think that may be too high. [00:03:53] I think my wife is saying, for God's sake, take it lower because it ought to get tired from here. [00:03:59] Alright. [00:04:00] So, can we try to take you down a little bit? [00:04:02] Is that okay? [00:04:02] Alright. [00:04:04] Excuse me. [00:04:07] You know what they said. [00:04:09] Oh, baby. [00:04:10] Deeper. [00:04:13] I do. [00:04:13] I do put the wines in there. [00:04:18] Is this the real life? [00:04:21] Is this democracy? [00:04:24] Caught in the landslide, no escape from majority. [00:04:31] Hey, wait, wait, wait, sorry, sorry, I have to stop. [00:04:35] I feel that we had a bit of a zombie insurgence there at the end of the day. [00:04:42] So, we have to make sure we keep it lively. [00:04:46] Think, Canadian winter. [00:04:48] Perky. [00:04:49] Alright? [00:04:50] So keep it lively, people. [00:04:51] Keep it heavy. [00:04:53] Keep it happy. [00:04:55] Alright. [00:05:00] Alright, so should we just keep going? [00:05:02] Actually, should we just ride this mother into the grave? [00:05:05] We just keep going. [00:05:07] Like, we don't stop for anyone. [00:05:09] We hit animals, we just keep going. [00:05:12] Alright. [00:05:13] Oh, wait, wait. [00:05:16] Because we've got to make you know, he goes, gotta live. [00:05:19] So, which side wants to be the high side? [00:05:23] I knew you'd be right. [00:05:26] I just knew it. [00:05:28] Alright, so this is going to be the... [00:05:35] Okay, one, two, three, four. [00:05:38] Is this the real life? [00:05:41] Is this democracy? [00:05:44] Caught in the landside, no escape from the majority. [00:05:52] Open your eyes, let it all just ignore surprise. [00:06:02] No, no, here you gotta say the right words. [00:06:04] You really won't hear about words, okay? [00:06:06] It's the left-hand side here, okay? [00:06:08] Sorry, I gotta tell you, I needed to interrupt that because it was so beautiful. [00:06:14] I had a little fun here. [00:06:18] Okay, so it's on the left-hand side, because I heard some people go under with the Freddie version. [00:06:22] If you go up with the Freddie version, he's going to come back from the dead and kick her ass. [00:06:26] Okay? [00:06:27] He walked out on that song with Watcher again. [00:06:29] I mean, I'm Watcher again, but you guys agree. [00:06:32] Okay, we all set? [00:06:33] Alright, ready to go again. [00:06:35] Ready? [00:06:37] Is this the real light? [00:06:41] Is this democracy? [00:06:44] Caught in a landslide? [00:06:47] No escape from the majority. [00:06:50] Open your eyes. [00:06:54] Rand Paul just endures from me. [00:07:00] No one's in charge of getting us liberty. [00:07:07] We have bought anarchists, anarchists, agorists, atheists, and each way completely knows that's the very matter to me. [00:07:24] To me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me. [00:07:30] The state just killed lots of men, almost several hundred million. [00:07:39] Now they're aiming for a billion. [00:07:43] Conferency, that's what I would not believe. [00:07:49] Your debt station is sold in Washington. [00:07:54] Two, three, four. [00:07:56] Taxes, ooh. [00:08:02] I want my money to shake down. [00:08:06] Your loan you pay just like an old time, sir. [00:08:12] Is it too high? [00:08:15] I'm tired. [00:08:16] I'm tired. [00:08:17] Oh yeah, okay, for the ladies, it's not too high. [00:08:20] Well, that's great for you. [00:08:21] We'll do Mary White next to see how much fun that is for you. [00:08:25] Alright, sorry, I think I drifted up a little there. [00:08:28] But, yeah, it's good. [00:08:31] Alright. [00:08:32] So we'll start again. [00:08:33] Let me go a little faster. [00:08:34] I feel a little more rappy. [00:08:36] No. [00:08:38] I don't do rappy. [00:08:39] I do rappy. [00:08:40] Okay, so we'll start with my book. [00:08:42] Keep it a little lower. [00:08:42] It's too high, right? [00:08:43] Too high? [00:08:44] Okay. [00:08:44] Alright. [00:08:45] This is how we get it. [00:08:47] It's perfect. [00:08:49] Is it better if everyone stands out? [00:08:52] It's true. [00:08:54] Is it better if everyone stands out? [00:08:57] It's true. [00:08:58] Oh yeah. [00:09:03] We saw the day off today. [00:09:06] These are going to be in the church. [00:09:07] She's the right one. [00:09:10] Alright. [00:09:11] Thank you for your cooperation. [00:09:13] I think you made it some beautiful. [00:09:14] We're making some beautiful music tonight. [00:09:16] Alright, so we'll start again. [00:09:19] One, two, three, four. [00:09:22] Is this a real life? [00:09:25] Is this democracy? [00:09:28] Caught in a landslide, no escape from majority. [00:09:36] Open your eyes, and all just endorse from. [00:09:46] One's in charge of getting us liberty. [00:09:51] We have got anarchists, minarchists, agorists, atheists. [00:09:58] Any way the dream grows doesn't really matter to me. [00:10:07] To me. [00:10:10] The state kills lots of men. [00:10:20] Almost several hundred million, now they're aiming for a billion. [00:10:27] Currency, our story unknowably. [00:10:33] We're guest slaves and we're sold on auction blocks. [00:10:39] Yeah! [00:10:40] Ooh, a mommy I shake down, your horn you made just like an old time sir, or a cow who is free, no doubt or a cow who is free, no doubt I had you fenced it. === Throwing Them in Jail Cells (07:23) === [00:11:01] Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. [00:11:06] State schools in darkened eight. [00:11:11] And set the parents free to pay taxes, which can see. [00:11:18] Goodbye, I'm a troll place you've got to go. [00:11:25] Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth, two, three, four, freedom. [00:11:34] Ooh. [00:11:37] Be sure I'm good without the laws. [00:11:41] No jail cells for the wrong business by agitation. [00:11:46] Ooh. [00:11:51] Yeah. [00:11:55] Sorry. [00:11:56] OK, so let me go. [00:11:57] That's fantastic. [00:11:59] Beautiful! [00:12:01] You know that I see a little bit over here and try to write it. [00:12:04] So you've been up that fast. [00:12:07] Alright, so yeah. [00:12:08] Fum, fum, fum, fum, fum, fum, fum, fum, fum. [00:12:11] Do take care of the poor when you're free. [00:12:14] Well, I, well, you, well, okay, they're all fine now. [00:12:18] Who will feel the sick and feel the poor and hungry? [00:12:22] Cherokee tea, Cherokee tea, Cherokee tea, Cheap of food to eat. [00:12:27] Alright, great. [00:12:29] That's a tough one. [00:12:31] That's tough. [00:12:33] Okay, should we try that just with one line? [00:12:35] Because I wanted to throw someone in here to really screw with your head. [00:12:38] So that is a tough, tough line. [00:12:40] We were going to go with Latin, but we decided not to. [00:12:43] Okay, so this goes. [00:12:47] Who will heal the sick and damn, feed the poor and hungry, and then this side, do the high side. [00:12:54] And then, here we go. [00:12:58] Jee-ba-foods are beautiful. [00:13:00] You either are singing high, you've got your foot caught in a mousetrap. [00:13:02] I'm just joking. [00:13:04] Jee-ba-food. [00:13:05] Jee-ba-food. [00:13:06] And that new braxology. [00:13:08] Does that make sense? [00:13:09] And that new braxology. [00:13:11] Makes sense? [00:13:12] Yes, yes. [00:13:13] So we're just trying to dumb, dumb, dumb again. [00:13:15] Oh, we're putting it all together now. [00:13:18] Alright. [00:13:19] Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. [00:13:22] Who should take care of the poor and the free? [00:13:25] Well, I will, but you will. [00:13:28] They're all fine now. [00:13:29] Who will feel the sick and feel the poor and hungry? [00:13:32] Now, we are turning to the world to the world. [00:13:36] And we are turning to the world. [00:13:38] Now, we are turning to the world. [00:13:41] This is the enemy. [00:13:43] It don't need to tire. [00:13:44] No, it's above the non-aggression principle. [00:13:47] Sell ownership, which leads to property. [00:13:50] Do do do do do do do do do do. [00:13:52] I'm going to join you from the jail. [00:13:54] Will you let me go? [00:13:56] No! [00:13:58] We will not let you go. [00:13:58] Let go! [00:14:00] I'm going to let you go. [00:14:02] Let go! [00:14:02] Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go... [00:14:09] Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go... [00:14:13] Sorry... [00:14:19] I got caught up in a moment, that was a start to do it. [00:14:26] I can actually hear the words, that is thinking better. [00:14:29] I think our political philosophy is really good on the phone. [00:14:33] Good, alright. [00:14:34] So let's just start with... [00:14:36] Why don't you guys start with kind of joint? [00:14:41] That's the story method acting for a lot of you. [00:14:43] Thank you for your lesson. [00:14:45] Okay, so we're stopping. [00:14:47] At a joint, we're on a jail. [00:14:48] Alright, so we get there. [00:14:50] Two, three, four. [00:14:52] At a joint, we're on a jail. [00:14:54] Will you get me a vote? [00:14:55] A free vote? [00:14:56] No! [00:14:57] We will not let you go. [00:14:58] Let it go! [00:15:00] Tax form, we will not let you go. [00:15:02] Let it go! [00:15:03] Lawlessness, we will not let you go. [00:15:05] Let's go! [00:15:09] No, no, no, no, no, no, no! [00:15:12] I want you to know their opinions with a gun. [00:15:16] What's that I can say? [00:15:17] Is the devil ruling over me? [00:15:20] And we're free! [00:15:26] So if you know nothing can get lost, then we're free! [00:15:39] Now, don't you know what that's in the United States? [00:15:43] We're free. [00:15:45] No, say yes. [00:15:48] The rules will kill off the future. [00:15:52] Taking all your guns, your ass and your tails out of here. [00:15:57] Oh yeah! [00:15:58] Alright, slow and soulful. [00:16:02] Slow and soulful. [00:16:03] Freedom is the future. [00:16:10] It's called anarchy. [00:16:14] Freedom really matters. [00:16:19] Freedom really matters to me. [00:16:25] Don't you know the stage blows? [00:16:30] Alright, that is some seriously good singing ladies and gentlemen. [00:16:42] Everyone's like, oh, I don't really like to sing. [00:16:44] I don't know if I'm going to want to do this. [00:16:46] Beautiful. [00:16:47] Beautiful. [00:16:47] Okay. [00:16:48] So we're going to put it together. [00:16:49] Now we're going to throw in a little something here. [00:16:52] It's called belly dancing. [00:16:53] No. [00:16:53] We're going to throw in a little something here. [00:16:55] It's called how many people know harmony? [00:16:58] Do the harmony. [00:17:00] We've got one Backstreet Boy in the back. [00:17:02] And so a little harmony. [00:17:03] So here's what I would suggest. [00:17:05] Well, most people will sing the main part. [00:17:07] If you know how to do harmony, don't screw us up. [00:17:10] Do not screw us up. [00:17:12] Don't make it too loud or we're all going to end up doing harmony and doing the main thing. [00:17:15] So, I'd like to try just a little bit of harmony. [00:17:17] If I could ask the people having conversations to stop having their conversations because they're trying to make some music here. [00:17:24] Yeah, just take it outside. [00:17:25] It stopped raining, and if it hasn't, take it outside anyway. [00:17:27] Because we're trying to make something beautiful here. [00:17:29] I can tell you, it's incredible. [00:17:31] It sounds fantastic. [00:17:33] Sorry? [00:17:35] Okay, so like this one time in band camp? [00:17:37] Anyway, all right. [00:17:39] So, I think with a little harmony, just a little harmony juice here, we're going to marinate this thing to the point where it's just going to be delicious to the whole world. [00:17:48] All right, this is our main audition, ladies and gentlemen. [00:17:50] Passion, feeling, this is everything we believe in, I hope. [00:17:54] So I will try not to get the words wrong. [00:17:56] That's my plan at the beginning. [00:17:59] Alright. [00:17:59] Everybody ready? [00:18:00] Hey, we've got conversations. [00:18:02] Keep them down in the back, please. [00:18:03] If you hear someone talking, have a conversation. [00:18:05] Just keep it down. [00:18:06] This is singing. [00:18:06] We've got to get this cured. [00:18:08] Alright. [00:18:09] Are we all set? [00:18:10] Are you feeling it? [00:18:12] Oh, yeah! [00:18:14] Alright. [00:18:15] One, two, three, four. [00:18:18] Is this the real life? [00:18:22] Is this democracy? === Is This Democracy? (04:18) === [00:18:25] Caught in a landslide, no escape from majority. [00:18:32] Open your eyes, ramp all just in your strong. [00:18:42] I was in charge of getting us liberty. [00:18:47] We have gone anarchist, minarchist, agarist, atheist, petty way freedom grows. [00:18:58] Doesn't really matter to me, to me. [00:19:05] Bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum. [00:19:10] The snake kills lots of men. [00:19:16] Almost several hundred million. [00:19:19] Now they're aiming for a billion. [00:19:23] Currency is quite a monopoly. [00:19:29] Yes, I am. [00:19:31] We're sold on a ship block. [00:19:34] Move, move, move. [00:19:37] Taxes. [00:19:39] Move. [00:19:42] About to be a shakedown. [00:19:46] You're born, you pay just like an old sister. [00:19:50] For a cow who feels free. [00:19:54] Those who have high electric fancivity. [00:19:58] State schools indoctrinate And set the parents free To pay taxes, can't you see? [00:20:14] Goodbye, all you old freaks, You've got to go! [00:20:20] You've got to leave you all behind And face the truth. [00:20:26] Freedom! [00:20:30] Ooh! [00:20:32] Reformed without loss No jail cells for the promise of vegetation Ooh, yeah! [00:20:44] Who will take care of the poor and the free? [00:20:58] Little I, little a few, little kids, and all find out Who will kill the sick and feed the poor and hungry? [00:21:06] There are a key! [00:21:11] There are food! [00:21:12] There are food! [00:21:13] And a new technology! [00:21:14] Oh! [00:21:15] This is the end, we don't need to retire So we're sublime And I'm a Christian principal It's a ownership, which is we too hard to see And I'm thrown in jail We won't do a splash Alright, that's a bit! [00:21:28] Alright, sorry, I'm going to ask We've been doing both the most places and we'll fix it in our production Yeah! [00:21:35] I mean, this is a whole lot easier than the backup on us. [00:21:38] It's been totally better than the show. [00:21:40] But that's great. [00:21:41] I thought that the first time it was beautiful, but it was picking up until the last time. [00:21:44] Bring it on. [00:21:45] Alright? [00:21:45] That's fantastic. [00:21:47] When you start, people will take care of the war. [00:21:49] Alright, and if you want to do a little... [00:21:50] That's okay, too. [00:21:53] You know, if your feet feel it, just go with it. [00:21:56] Alright. [00:21:57] Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. [00:22:01] You will take care of the poor and the free of Elijah. [00:22:04] Well, you will get it all by now. [00:22:07] Who will give a sick and fee the poor and hungry? [00:22:10] Charity! [00:22:16] This is the galopie, there's no need to tie it. [00:22:20] No, it's about the non-degression principle, self-horseship, which leads to property. [00:22:26] If you, have a joint or thrown in jail, will you let me go? [00:22:31] Oh, Jesus, no! [00:22:32] We will not let you go. [00:22:35] No tax, we will not let you go. [00:22:39] No license, we will not let you go. === Stage Free Rules (04:04) === [00:22:43] No, no, no, no, no, no, no! [00:22:48] Oh, don't you know there are millions with the God? [00:22:54] The savage state is a devil rolling over you, and we're not free! [00:23:01] I'm a drug addict. [00:23:09] Some of you don't know how things can get done for you. [00:23:12] You're free. [00:23:14] Don't you know how to do that on the other stage for the free? [00:23:20] No. [00:23:22] Don't say this. [00:23:24] Your rules will kill our future. [00:23:27] Take all your guns, you can't take us out of here. [00:23:32] *singing* [00:23:54] *singing* Don't fear our need. [00:24:15] Freedom really matters. [00:24:19] Freedom really matters to me Don't you know the state flow? [00:24:33] How you guys doing? [00:24:43] You wanna put it all together? [00:24:45] One more time? [00:24:47] One more time? [00:24:50] Do you want to take a beat break and a drink one more time? [00:24:54] Two minutes, three minutes, if you want to need to do. [00:24:57] And one more time, I'll tell you the bar's moving together. [00:24:59] This is great. [00:25:15] Is this a little more fun than another speech? [00:25:17] I think so. [00:25:17] It's more fun for me, yeah. [00:25:21] Alright, so, harmonies. [00:25:24] Singing from the belly. [00:25:26] Belt it out. [00:25:27] Hold nothing back. [00:25:29] We want to pull an Adele spitting up blood from the end. [00:25:31] Anybody? [00:25:32] All right. [00:25:32] Two young irreverents for us to be here, including me. [00:25:36] All right. [00:25:36] So you got your lyrics? [00:25:37] You got your singing voice on? [00:25:40] We're going to take this from beginning to end. [00:25:42] If anyone stops, do not turn back. [00:25:46] Just keep driving. [00:25:48] Alright, you guys ready? [00:25:50] You want to take the mic a little closer when you sing because you can't hear you guys that much. [00:25:54] Okay, we're ready. [00:25:55] We're going to make a joyful noise. [00:25:57] Alright, one, two, three, four. [00:26:01] Is this the real life? [00:26:04] Is this democracy caught in a landslide? [00:26:11] No escape from the majority. [00:26:14] Open your eyes. [00:26:18] all just indoors from me. [00:26:24] No one's in charge of getting us liberty. [00:26:30] We have got anarchists, minarchists, agorists, atheists, Any way freedom grows doesn't really matter to me. [00:26:47] To me. === Fear Anarchy Boom (04:21) === [00:26:48] The state kills lots of men. [00:26:53] Almost several hundred million. [00:27:00] Now they're aiming for a billion. [00:27:06] But I'm seeking a swipe of an anomaly. [00:27:11] With death slaves and with souls unhauched and lost. [00:27:18] Taxes. [00:27:22] Ooh. [00:27:24] A mafia shakedown. [00:27:28] You'll warn you may just like an old time server. [00:27:33] Or a cow who feels free. [00:27:36] They'll drive by electric fences. [00:27:41] Boom boom boom boom boom boom. [00:27:45] State schools indoctrinate. [00:27:50] And set the barons free. [00:27:53] To pay taxes didn't you see. [00:27:57] Goodbye, all control freaks. [00:28:01] You've got to go. [00:28:04] Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. [00:28:10] Freedom! [00:28:16] Means order without loss. [00:28:19] No chance of exploring the armpits of vegetation. [00:28:25] Oh yeah! [00:28:27] Who will take care of the poor when we're free? [00:28:42] Well, will I? Well, will you? [00:28:44] Well, okay, they're all fine now. [00:28:46] Who will heal the sick and feed the poor and hungry? [00:28:50] Charity! [00:28:58] Charity I know it's about the non-aggression principle. [00:29:03] Cell upon a ship which leads to property. [00:29:08] Had a joint thrown in jail. [00:29:10] Will you let me go? [00:29:11] A reefer? [00:29:12] No! [00:29:13] We will not let you go. [00:29:15] No taxes. [00:29:17] We will not let you go. [00:29:18] No license. [00:29:20] We will not let you go. [00:29:21] We'll not let you go. [00:29:23] We'll not let you go. [00:29:25] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [00:29:28] We want Aloha so you know their opinions with a gun. [00:29:32] The savage state is the devil ruling over you! [00:29:36] And we're not free! [00:29:41] So you don't know how things can get done when we're free. [00:29:54] Don't you know how food got picked when slaves were free? [00:30:01] No straightest! [00:30:05] Your rules will kill our future! [00:30:08] Take all your guns, your deaths and your chills out of here. [00:30:13] You told me not to do that part. [00:30:26] Alright, keep doing that part. [00:30:31] Alright, so we'll take it home soft and gentle. [00:30:34] Soft and gentle. [00:30:35] Ready? [00:30:36] Ready. [00:30:37] Freedom is the future. [00:30:44] Don't fear anarchy. [00:30:48] Freedom really matters. [00:30:52] Freedom really matters to me. [00:30:59] Don't you know the stage, Lord? [00:31:07] Yeah! [00:31:09] Beautiful!