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Do you work downtown? | |
Do you need a secure place to park your car? | |
Then drop your vehicle off at the Statist East car park. | |
We will work night and day to protect your vehicle from theft and vandalism. | |
Are you worried about crime? | |
Don't be. Here's our promise to you. | |
If your car is stolen, we will find it, sell it and give you back 5 to 10 cents on the dollar. | |
Yes, you heard that right. | |
5 to 10 cents on the dollar. | |
And we'll double your parking rates. | |
And you'll never be able to cancel your contract. | |
We call it a social contract. | |
Remember, drop your car off at the Statist East Car Park. | |
That's the SEC. Our motto, walk in with a car, walk out with bus fare. |