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July 23, 2010 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
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1706 Park Your Money with the SEC! (audio to a comedy video)
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Do you work downtown?
Do you need a secure place to park your car?
Then drop your vehicle off at the Statist East car park.
We will work night and day to protect your vehicle from theft and vandalism.
Are you worried about crime?
Don't be. Here's our promise to you.
If your car is stolen, we will find it, sell it and give you back 5 to 10 cents on the dollar.
Yes, you heard that right.
5 to 10 cents on the dollar.
And we'll double your parking rates.
And you'll never be able to cancel your contract.
We call it a social contract.
Remember, drop your car off at the Statist East Car Park.
That's the SEC. Our motto, walk in with a car, walk out with bus fare.
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