| Time | Text |
|---|---|
| Do you work downtown? | |
| Do you need a secure place to park your car? | |
| Then drop your vehicle off at the Statist East car park. | |
| We will work night and day to protect your vehicle from theft and vandalism. | |
| Are you worried about crime? | |
| Don't be. Here's our promise to you. | |
| If your car is stolen, we will find it, sell it and give you back 5 to 10 cents on the dollar. | |
| Yes, you heard that right. | |
| 5 to 10 cents on the dollar. | |
| And we'll double your parking rates. | |
| And you'll never be able to cancel your contract. | |
| We call it a social contract. | |
| Remember, drop your car off at the Statist East Car Park. | |
| That's the SEC. Our motto, walk in with a car, walk out with bus fare. |