Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux - 1706 Park Your Money with the SEC! (audio to a comedy video)
Aired: 2010-07-23
Duration: 00:46

[00:00:00]  Do you work downtown?
[00:00:01]  Do you need a secure place to park your car?
[00:00:05]  Then drop your vehicle off at the Statist East car park.
[00:00:08]  We will work night and day to protect your vehicle from theft and vandalism.
[00:00:12]  Are you worried about crime?
[00:00:14]  Don't be. Here's our promise to you.
[00:00:17]  If your car is stolen, we will find it, sell it and give you back 5 to 10 cents on the dollar.
[00:00:24]  Yes, you heard that right.
[00:00:26]  5 to 10 cents on the dollar.
[00:00:29]  And we'll double your parking rates.
[00:00:31]  And you'll never be able to cancel your contract.
[00:00:34]  We call it a social contract.
[00:00:36]  Remember, drop your car off at the Statist East Car Park.
[00:00:39]  That's the SEC. Our motto, walk in with a car, walk out with bus fare.