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All Things Self-Proclaimed Simple Man
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| This is an iHeart podcast. | |
| Guaranteed human. | |
| All right, Leonard Skinner, simple man. | |
| That can only mean one thing on this radio program, and that is all things self-proclaimed simple man. | |
| That means all things Bill O'Reilly, all things Bill O'Reilly at BillO'Reilly.com. | |
| And I know it sounds a little nuts, but there's a lot of evil in the world, but it would make a great Christmas gift. | |
| I'm sure somebody that likes to read in your life would love Bill's number one New York Times best-selling book, Confronting Evil, Assessing the Worst of the Worst. | |
| On page one, there's a picture of me, which kind of pissed me off, but I'm over it at this point. | |
| Mr. O'Reilly, sir, how are you? | |
| I think you're a force of good, but I also think that there's something wrong with me. | |
| What's wrong with you? | |
| I'm thinking you're a force of good. | |
| No, there's nothing wrong with you because I am a force of good. | |
| Now, I have predicted years ago, and you and I have talked about this privately, that at some point in American history, down the line, everybody's going to have their own talk show. | |
| Everybody. | |
| Yep. | |
| And the loons, as you call them, I'll use Bill O'Reilly vernacular word of the day. | |
| The loons seem to just be saying crazy Adam Schiff to get clicks. | |
| And there are a lot of loons out there, Bill, and some of them claim to be MAGA. | |
| And it really pisses me off because they're not MAGA. | |
| You know more than anybody that in terms of a conservative commentator who is also a member of the press, yours truly, that I probably was the first to go out there hard for Donald Trump. | |
| You remember that time? | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| Okay. | |
| These are Johnny come lately's. | |
| These are, you know, people that are in and out of Trump world, and I have no idea where they really stand in life. | |
| I think they stand wherever the wind blows on any given day. | |
| Am I wrong, Mr. O'Reilly, sir? | |
| No, because these people are all in it for themselves, but not for a greater good or not for the benefit of the country. | |
| So I'm not blindly loyal to anybody. | |
| My mantra has been for 50 years, A, do the right thing personally. | |
| Do the right thing, right? | |
| Because people know really what the right thing is. | |
| Even if they don't do it, they rationalize. | |
| And B, try to help your country. | |
| All right, I got two serious topics. | |
| Then I got to, I want to find out what Bill O'Reilly's Christmas is like, considering this is our last show of the year before Christmas. | |
| All right. | |
| So Brown University, here's what pisses me off about this, Bill. | |
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Confronting Evil on Campus
00:10:01
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| Now, you and I over the years, and we've discussed it on the periphery, not too much detail. | |
| We have had our fair share of death threats and incidences where we had to, you know, protect ourselves. | |
| And so it's just basic common sense. | |
| The world is dark and evil, hence confronting evil, your new book, which was number one. | |
| And there's a lot of evil in the world. | |
| Brown University has an endowment of over $8 billion. | |
| They have spent a fortune on DEI programs. | |
| Now, most people, it's very affordable to get high-tech AI security cameras with even facial recognition, and you could cover an entire campus relatively inexpensively like Brown University. | |
| I've been to Brown University. | |
| I've walked on the campus of Brown University. | |
| How do you explain they didn't have cameras all over that university and around the perimeter of that university? | |
| To me, that's unforgivable because we still don't have a picture of the face, the perpetrator, involved in this terrible incident. | |
| Because they have poor leadership at Brown. | |
| So in order to have cameras, you have to have a top-notch security force on the campus. | |
| I'm sure they do have a security force, but I know it's not top-notch because if it were top-notch, then the leader of the Brown security force would have said, we ought to have security cameras. | |
| So it's all about leadership in any of these preventive activities, not just at Brown, but any public place that carnage could occur. | |
| You've got to have security, and you have to have people who know what they're doing. | |
| Brown, obviously, the president of Brown should resign because he or she, I don't even know who it is, did not do their job. | |
| Their main job is to not only educate, but protect their students from a variety of calamities. | |
| You have to assume in this day and age, and this is every college campus, that something bad can potentially happen. | |
| And you've got to be prepared. | |
| And look, I know liberals will disagree with this. | |
| I think you need armed security in every building of every school in the country. | |
| Now, they could be undercover. | |
| I would have metal detectors at every school in the country. | |
| You want to stop school shootings? | |
| I could stop school shootings. | |
| You have retired police, retired military, give them a tax break if they work 15 hours a week. | |
| I'm sorry, 15 hours a month every month for like five years, and they don't have to pay taxes, local, state, federal, for the rest of their life. | |
| And we can keep every school safe. | |
| Good idea or bad idea? | |
| Good idea. | |
| But remember, all schools, including the private colleges, are independent in the sense that their school boards, their local people elected to those seats, make those decisions. | |
| I mean, the same people making the decision that men can play, biological men can play women's sports and go in women's locker rooms, those people? | |
| And when you get back from Breg, look at what's happening out in San Diego, where there's a law they're enforcing not to tell parents whether their children are changing their names. | |
| Well, that's what Tim Walz wanted to do. | |
| He wanted gender-affirming care without parental consents, as though parents are potted plants. | |
| Right. | |
| You know, I do my YouTube commentary on him, on Walls, who is absolutely racist in the Somali thing. | |
| And if people are interested in it, it's youtube.com slash Bill O'Reilly. | |
| But I'm going, this is one of the most racist things I've ever seen. | |
| And this guy was almost vice president of the United States. | |
| I'm more cynical than you, and I don't doubt there is a racial component to it, there's no doubt, but it is institutionalized corruption. | |
| But it's even worse than that. | |
| You know what it is? | |
| He was looking at a massive voting block, and he didn't want to piss them off. | |
| And whistleblowers told him every freaking thing that was happening, and he turned a blind eye because he wanted the votes. | |
| But after the fact, you would think he would apologize to the people of Minnesota. | |
| Are you smoking weed? | |
| Seriously, do you think that guy would ever apologize? | |
| It's my job to analyze what he's doing. | |
| He's blaming white. | |
| Bill, you should be laughing. | |
| If anybody knew about Bill Orr. | |
| Bill O'Reilly doesn't even drink. | |
| No, but my job is to analyze what he's doing. | |
| And this is my money that the Somalis stole. | |
| He's blaming white men for this crime. | |
| All right, let me ask you about another topic. | |
| I think this is so tragic. | |
| I don't care about Rob Reiner's idiotic left-wing radical political views. | |
| I just don't care. | |
| What happened is horrible. | |
| It's terrible. | |
| And, you know, here's the problem. | |
| And we both have Irish backgrounds. | |
| Sure, within your family you had people that were alcoholics because I did. | |
| Yeah, I had a grandfather and a cousin okay, so I could name a couple of people in my family that that had the disease, if you will, or had the gene, as some people say. | |
| But whatever, everybody listening to this show knows somebody who has had to deal with somebody that has addiction issues either themselves or in their family. | |
| It's horrible. | |
| This kid was in and out of rehab 17 times and then, when he wouldn't cooperate, they said okay, we're not gonna help you. | |
| And then he was homeless like three times. | |
| He lived in three separate states Texas, New Jersey and Maine at one point homeless. | |
| Um, I don't know what to make of it. | |
| I mean, is there a defense there for this kid, for cold-blooded murder? | |
| No, he's evil. | |
| So you combine evil with uh, constant intoxication and this is gonna happen. | |
| It's psychosis. | |
| So yes, you feel sorry sometimes for addicted people, substance abusers, but if that person is evil in addition to being an addict, then you really, really have a problem. | |
| What comes first? | |
| The chicken of the egg? | |
| Does all that drug use alter their brain and the chemistry in their brain and and they're inviting evil in every time they get wasted. | |
| Yeah, but this, this kid anybody would do that to their parents is just evil. | |
| So he's probably born way. | |
| But then when you take drugs for 15 years, then you lose all ability to control yourself. | |
| So tragic and unfortunately it's too common. | |
| All right, i'm gonna move on to a fun topic because uh, we got to make it a little lighter-hearted as we head into the holiday. | |
| Absolutely so. | |
| For those that are um unaware uh, let me educate you and tell you Bill O'reilly refers to his children. | |
| He has two really cool kids, all right as urchins, and they really are great kids and I know his, I know his kids. | |
| I have two great kids. | |
| I'm blessed beyond what I deserve. | |
| And so what does Bill O'reilly do for the urchins? | |
| What is the Bill O'reilly christmas like? | |
| It's like you seem like a ba humbug kind of guy in real life. | |
| Yeah, it's like it was 60 years ago. | |
| So I have not changed christmas ritual since I was a boy in Left Town because it was so. | |
| Uh, I don't. | |
| I hate idyllic, it was. | |
| So I hate the word magical. | |
| I sound like Drew Barry more. | |
| You do. | |
| All you have to say is, well, we need a mama and you really go there. | |
| I I, but we would go out. | |
| Every house was welcoming, all the kids were there, hot chocolate, ods all over the place. | |
| Everybody was caroling. | |
| That's the way it was in the 1950s and it was so uplifting and everybody was in the same economic circumstance. | |
| Talk about affordability, by god. | |
| Anyway, I tried to capture that spirit that I knew when I was an urchin. | |
| And believe me, I was one. | |
| You were like, we would have been best friends as kids because I was probably way more incorrigible than you. | |
| Way more. | |
| But we weren't nasty or anything like that. | |
| We just mischievous is the word. | |
| Constantly getting in trouble. | |
| I mean, when my poor prison guard mother would say, don't leave this house. | |
| And I'd say, at 10 years old, you can't stop me. | |
| Not good. | |
| No, I would have pitched in cuffs myself. | |
| When I was 12 years old, I'd light a cigarette in front of my parents. | |
| 12 years old. | |
| How arrogant is that? | |
| I would not have gone over with my father, but my parents smoked. | |
| I mean, I'm like, you know. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| But anyway, the question you're raising is people in America respect Christmas more than any other holiday by far, even the 4th of July. | |
| And the reason they do is because it brings a sense of calm and goodness. | |
| So I wrote Confronting Evil, but I wrote it because I'm more interested in goodness. | |
| And this is the time of year when that should descend. | |
| So I set up a very simple Christmas taboo in my nice house on Long Island where there's three fireplaces going. | |
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Bill's Favorite Christmas Music
00:13:37
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| There's the greatest Christmas albums going. | |
| That's The Carpenters, Johnny Mathis, Nat King Cole. | |
| Oh, good. | |
| Oh, that is pathetic. | |
| I know. | |
| The Carpenters. | |
| The best. | |
| We've only just begun to live. | |
| Okay. | |
| I've got Bill promised. | |
| Please tell me it's better than this rendition. | |
| Yeah, well, Henry, he's into it. | |
| Dude, Johnny Mathis, the Carpenters? | |
| What is wrong with you? | |
| Yeah, yeah, I know you're interested in the Eminem Christmas album. | |
| Is there such a thing as the Eminem Christmas album? | |
| That's what you do. | |
| That is not what I do. | |
| What am I going to rep? | |
| Yo, yo, yo, how you doing this Christmas? | |
| Ho, ho, ho. | |
| Yo, yo, yo. | |
| I mean, what am I supposed to do? | |
| I got a real belly laugh out of Bill O'Reilly. | |
| That made my year. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'll tell you what I'm going to do. | |
| I'm going to hold you over through the break, and I'll tell you why. | |
| Okay. | |
| Because Linda and I have been having a fight, and I'm just going to hold you for like two minutes. | |
| I'm going to play you her Christmas music, although you kind of gave me an indication where you're headed with this, which really pisses me off. | |
| But, you know, that's private, and it's okay. | |
| It's Christmas. | |
| I'm in a holly jolly mood. | |
| And I just want to see which music you like better will give you a chance. | |
| You get to be the deciding vote, okay? | |
| On the other side. | |
| All things simple, man, Bill O'Reilly, BillO'reilly.com. | |
| We'll take a break. | |
| We'll come back. | |
| We will hit the phones after Bill is the tiebreak vote. | |
| Next, 800, 941, Sean, if you want to be a part of the program. | |
| All right, Bill O'Reilly, I guess it was going to be a tiebreaker, but you know what? | |
| I'm not going to let you decide, Mr. O'Reilly. | |
| I'm going to actually add your song. | |
| I'm going to take one of your Carpenter songs, you know, your favorite Christmas music that you revealed embarrassingly in the last segment, The Carpenters. | |
| We've only just begun to live. | |
| You sing it. | |
| You want to sing it? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| No, you, you see, Hanity, you are a bar. | |
| I think Bill should sing it. | |
| Bill, you sing it. | |
| I can't. | |
| Karen Carpenter is the best female vocalist. | |
| She's great. | |
| I'm not disagreeing. | |
| I just like that. | |
| It's sort of like saying you like the, you know, the Osmond family. | |
| And Donnie Osmond was a cool guy. | |
| I actually met him once. | |
| Good guy. | |
| I like Donnie and Marie, but if you listen to the pitch and the clarity of tone of Karen Carpenter, there is no one better. | |
| No one better. | |
| She had a beautiful voice. | |
| By the way, that whole life story of hers is so tragic. | |
| Yes, it is. | |
| All right. | |
| This is Bill O'Reilly's favorite Christmas music. | |
| Let's play a little of it. | |
| From now on, Give yourself a merry Christmas. | |
| Make you tight gay. | |
| All right, that's Bill O'Reilly's favorite Christmas music. | |
| Now, let's play. | |
| What's his name? | |
| Burl Ives. | |
| This is Linda's favorite Christmas music. | |
| I don't know if there'll be snow, but have a cup of cheer. | |
| Have a Holly and Jolly Christmas. | |
| And when you say you have to be a little bit more sick, I need bourbon listening to this. | |
| Let's listen to your music. | |
| All right. | |
| Now, I think the best Christmas music by far, the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Mannheim Steamrollers. | |
| Listen to this. | |
| Just embrace this in your soul. | |
| All right, sweet baby James. | |
| Who are you voting for? | |
| Well, Rush introduced us to Mannheim Steamrollers. | |
| You know, the Trans Siberian Orchestra. | |
| They're similar, but I mean, they're both great. | |
| And Rush did, I mean, he put them on the map. | |
| Well, ask Bill, who does it? | |
| All right, Bill. | |
| So now you have three choices. | |
| And let me guess, you're going to stick with your choice. | |
| But I'm going to run down the other two if you don't mind. | |
| So the Siberian people are communists, so I can't vote for them. | |
| Burl Ives is living in some kind of cabin up in the Rainy Lake of Minnesota. | |
| So, I mean, I don't know what Holly Golly means. | |
| No, it's Holly Jolly. | |
| I mean, you're getting deaf in your old years. | |
| He hits the golly, too. | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Karen Carpenter and everyone listening. | |
| Right. | |
| I can't believe we got Bill O'Reilly to admit Karen Carpenter is his favorite singer. | |
| I mean, that is priceless. | |
| You can say Barbara Streisand. | |
| She's an excellent. | |
| But she belts everything. | |
| Everything's belted by Barbara. | |
| No way. | |
| Karen Carpenter are amazing. | |
| Aren't you impressed that I knew a Karen Carpenter song? | |
| No. | |
| Only just begun. | |
| Man of all seasons. | |
| You know, people. | |
| I'm telling you. | |
| You're right about that. | |
| Guy, not you. | |
| You know a lot about a lot of things. | |
| The most important thing you know is that I'm the best guest that you have. | |
| Oh, good grief. | |
| Is it always got to go right back to you? | |
| I mean, this is your favorite time of the week. | |
| Admit it, Mr. O'Reilly. | |
| You are bored. | |
| If you didn't do this show, your life would be a boring, living hell. | |
| Well, I don't know about boring, but the latter part might be true. | |
| That's true. | |
| Mr. O'Reilly, in all sincerity, to you, your children, not the urchins. | |
| I don't know. | |
| The only parent I know the calls are kid urchins. | |
| I want to wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas. | |
| God bless you and your family in the new year. | |
| And I just hope you have a great vacation. | |
| And I hope you and Linda do too. | |
| You guys deserve the rest. | |
| We're not going on vacation together. | |
| No, thanks. | |
| I need a break. | |
| Holly Jolly. | |
| No. | |
| That's why she's going to be Holly Jolly. | |
| She's trying to find Burl Ives and you'll be in Siberia. | |
| By the way, I am in the Washington swamp today, Bill. | |
| I don't stop working until the year really ends, and the president's given a White House speech tonight. | |
| And it starts at 9 Eastern. | |
| We're going to carry it on Hannity, and then we'll have full reaction after. | |
| I know you'll be watching. | |
| I will be. | |
| And I appreciate you having me on all year. | |
| It means a lot. | |
| And we had a great year. | |
| And you know what? | |
| It's man, these are crazy times we're living in. | |
| I'll tell you that. | |
| Yeah, but I really, you and Linda have been very kind to me, so I hope you guys really enjoyed the season. | |
| Merry Christmas, Bill. | |
| Bill, I'm just going to work on your music selections. | |
| What's your favorite band? | |
| Do you have a favorite band before we go? | |
| The favorite band would be the Beach Boys. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Timeless Americana. | |
| Timeless. | |
| Wow. | |
| Wow. | |
| Surf in USA. | |
| Come on now. | |
| All right. | |
| We have a whole, we're now opening a whole Pandora's box of material for next year. | |
| Mr. O'Reilly, God bless you. | |
| Bill on a surfboard. | |
| I guess. | |
| All right. | |
| Bill O'Reilly. | |
| Thank you. | |
| 800-941-Sean. | |
| Our number, if you want to be a part of the program. | |
| All right, we're going to put a poll on Hannity.com. | |
| Whose Christmas music is the best? | |
| At the top of the poll, it will be me, Sean Hannity, because it's my show. | |
| Then it will be Linda. | |
| Then it will be Bill O'Reilly, the Carpenters, and it's going to be, what's his name, Burl Ives or the Trans-Siberian Orchestra? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So option B, duh. | |
| No, option A, me. | |
| Yes, I'm going to win. | |
| I'm going to win. | |
| How much do you want to bet? | |
| $1,000. | |
| In. | |
| Quick break, right back. | |
| We'll continue on the other side. | |
| Rhonda holding down the fort while I'm up here in freezing cold, the Washington swamp. | |
| Although it's not as dangerous as it used to be, there's a discernible difference. | |
| She's holding down the fort while I'm away. | |
| We're here, obviously, for President Trump's address to the nation during my show, 9 p.m. Eastern tonight. | |
| Hope you'll watch, and then we'll have a reaction. | |
| Rhonda, I miss my free state of Florida even for one day. | |
| Well, I can't blame you for that. | |
| It's the best place on earth to live by far. | |
| Not even close. | |
| I want to say I really appreciate you. | |
| And I think I just love you. | |
| But the problem I'm having right now with you is the Christmas thing with to have a holly jolly Christmas. | |
| My mother used to sing that my mother's gone now. | |
| My family's gone. | |
| And it just brings me back to my family. | |
| And when you get down on that, it's like, wow, where's the peace? | |
| Where's the love? | |
| Where's the joy? | |
| You're in Jesus' Jesus. | |
| And, you know, your song is better because it's more Christmassy. | |
| But then you make fun of. | |
| Well, I mean, Christmas should be about Jesus, not Holly Jolly and Frosty the snowman. | |
| It's amazing. | |
| The family, though. | |
| I mean, everybody has their own opinion, right? | |
| I mean, it's fine. | |
| You can jingle bellows your way all the way, you know, for your kids and make it all, you know, sunshine, rainbows, and cotton candy. | |
| I'm just saying as an adult, I like to be moved by Christmas music that really was about the season and especially how deep Trans-Siberian Orchestra is. | |
| Okay, if that's the case, then be about it, you know, and that's okay. | |
| I like your song too. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you for letting me be me and choosing who I really am inside. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Thank you for accepting me for who I am. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| But the point is, the whole point is, is if you're going to be like that, then be like that. | |
| Because Linda, man, you bastard, then you call people idiots. | |
| It's almost hypocritical, and then you talk about... | |
| I'd never call Linda an idiot. | |
| No, no, you don't. | |
| You never said that. | |
| Linda, did I ever say that? | |
| No, you. | |
| You don't think she was talking about me. | |
| She was talking about her. | |
| A caller, an idiot. | |
| When they hung up, he went, idiot. | |
| And I went, you know, I understand. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| He's doing the Mark Levin impersonation when he does that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Get off my phone, you big dope, you idiot. | |
| I get it. | |
| Okay, so anyway, Sean, I really love and appreciate you. | |
| But Linda, you're a little hard on Linda, man. | |
| You are. | |
| Okay, let me tell you something. | |
| Don't ever feel sorry for Linda. | |
| Ever. | |
| Ever feel sorry for Linda. | |
| I'm like brass tacks. | |
| I can take it. | |
| No, it's not that. | |
| That's what it is. | |
| Linda, behind the scenes, you know, you hear one Linda, you know, the talk radio, New York, coffee, how you doing? | |
| You know, and all the other words she uses. | |
| But I'm just telling you, behind the scenes, she is poking and prodding and sticking and trying to piss me off every day on purpose. | |
| Most days I succeed. | |
| No, you don't. | |
| I'm doing pretty good. | |
| No, I'm very disciplined. | |
| I have an impenetrable shield. | |
| All right, Rhonda, God bless you. | |
| Merry Christmas, by the way. | |
| Bill, New Jersey, Sean Hannity Show. | |
| Hi. | |
| Mr. Hannity, how are you? | |
| I'm good, Mr. Bill. | |
| What's going on? | |
| Just following up on the whole shriek metal Christmas tunes thing. | |
| I was wondering, what's next? | |
| Like hip-hop, dingle bells? | |
| Oh, we did hip-hop with O'Reilly. | |
| Yo, yo, yo, ho, ho, ho. | |
| I mean, I don't know. | |
| Does that work? | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, but I just wanted to say, I love Trans-Siberian, Love Mannheim. | |
| I love, you know, you see quality musicianship there. | |
| But to me, it's about the words and what you're hearing in these songs. | |
| That's why I always go back to the great albums that have been done over the years. | |
| And my all-time favorite, one of my family's all-time favorite, Nat King Cole, without a doubt. | |
| The quality of the production, the way he sings things. | |
| No, I mean, okay, you can't match that voice. | |
| That voice is amazing. | |
| How great was it when his daughter and they did that duet together, Unforgettable? | |
| And then they did it together? | |
| I mean, was that not one of the greatest remixes of all time? | |
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Unforgettable Nat King Cole
00:01:24
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| And they pull it up. | |
| Nothing. | |
| If you had a top five list of greatest produced and put out their songs of all time, Unforgettable is one of them. | |
| So good. | |
| We agree on that. | |
| Nat King Cole. | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | |
| The Nat King Cole Christmas album, just have a listen to it. | |
| There's some great uplifting songs, the traditional songs and things like that, but the way he sings, his voice, the words. | |
| And, you know, Rush always said words have meaning. | |
| Rush was right. | |
| We miss him this Christmas season, don't we? | |
| I mean, he was the one that introduced the world. | |
| I mean, he really put Mannheim's steamroller on the map as far as I'm concerned. | |
| Anyway, appreciate you. | |
| Where's Unforgettable, Lethan? | |
| Where are you slipping? | |
| Do you have this is with Nat and his daughter? | |
| Just a little turn. | |
| Unforgettable. | |
| That's what you are I'm so near I mean, what's amazing, I mean, she cut that after her father had passed away, and they put this together like they're singing in a duet. | |
| It's beautiful. | |
| Just amazing. | |
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