If you want to be a part of the program, it was a hell of a week for Zero Experience Hunter as he made the podcast rounds.
Among the many things, he had one cursing meltdown after another.
Now, we kind of like it when he went after fake Jake Tapper.
We kind of like it when he went after, you know, George Clooney, and we kind of like his cursing never-ending.
Then he blames Ambien and Heavy Travel for Joe's performance in the debate.
Meanwhile, he didn't leave his home for an entire week before that debate.
So we kind of like all the lying that's associated with it.
What I can't figure out.
Why did Joe Rogan?
I like Joe Rogan.
I don't think he's really, he's not the most political guy, so I kind of cut him a little more slack because he's not a real political commentator, claiming that Hunter could be president, insisting he's more intelligent than people think.
And then he gave a lesson on how to make crack cocaine and the assertion that crack is less dangerous than alcohol.
Very bizarre.
Listen to all of this.
But these guys think that we need to run away from all values in order for us to lead.
I say, f ⁇ you.
How are we getting those people back from El Salvador?
Because I'll tell you what, if I became president in two years from now, or four years from now, or three years from now, I would pick up the phone and call the president in El Salvador and say, you either send them back or I'm going to invade.
It's a crime what they're doing.
He's a fucking dictator thug.
Kelly or Trump.
Both.
All these Democrats say, you have to talk about and realize that people are really upset about illegal immigration.
You.
How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned?
How do you think you got food on your fing table?
Who do you think washes your dishes?
Who do you think does your garden?
Who do you think is here by the sheer just grit and will that they figured out a way to get here because they thought that they could give themselves and their family a better chance?
And he's somehow convinced all of us that these people are criminals.
Him.
Him.
Him and everybody around him.
I don't have to be fucking nice.
Number one, I agree with Quentin Tarantino.
George Clooney is not a fucking actor.
He is a f ⁇ ing, like, I don't know what he is.
He's a brand.
And by the way, and God bless him.
You know what?
He supposedly treats his friends really well.
You know what I mean?
Buys them things.
And he's got a really great place in Lake Como.
And he's great friends with Barack Obama.
You.
What do you have to do with anything?
Why do I have to listen to you?
What right do you have to step on a man who's given 52 years of his life to the service of this country and decide that you, George Clooney, are going to take out basically a full-page ad in the New York Times to undermine the president?
Who's Jake Tapper's audience?
Jake Tapper?
Sim off or something?
I don't know.
Well, I don't know.
For real, though.
I don't even think it's your mom anymore.
No, no.
By the numbers.
What influence does Jake Tapper have over anything?
He has the smallest audience on cable news.
And beyond that, I think that the book is right now on Amazon that he put out.
I mean, his ratings just went to after he put the book out.
And, you know, they did a two-week infomercial for it.
I mean, it was such a money grab, such a disservice to everybody that he serves with.
The journalism that he purports to take part in.
You know what George Clooney did?
Because he sat down, I guess, because he was like given a blessing by the Obama team or the Obama people and whoever else and David Axelrod and whoever the f ⁇ else is to go, okay, yeah.
You know what?
We are going to insert our judgment over yours.
Me, me, and James Carville, who hasn't run a race in 40 years, and David Axelrod, who had one success in his political life, and that was Barack Obama.
And that was because of Barack Obama, not because of David Axelrod.
And David Plough, and all of these guys, and the Pod Save America guys, who were junior speechwriters in, you know, on Barack Obama's Senate staff, who have been dining out on the relationship with him for years, making millions of dollars.
The Anita Duns of the world, who's made $40, $50 million off the Democratic Party.
They're all going to insert their judgment over a man who has figured out, unlike anybody else, how to get elected to the United States Senate over seven times.
And you would have the speaker and emeritus that would say, well, you know, I'm going to leave it up to, but I don't know.
And they had already made a decision.
They had clearly made a decision.
And when I say they, I mean the speaker.
And, you know, I heard Alexander Pelosi say something, call my mom, like, put your big girl pants on to my mom or something.
And I kind of feel like saying, who the do you think you are?
I would never speak about your mom that way.
I would never speak about your father that way.
I would never insult your parents that way.
Even to this day, I would never refer to the speaker as anything but speaker.
All right, here to help break all this down, Miranda Devine, author of the New York Times bestsellers, The Big Guy, How a President and His Son Sold Out America and Laptop from Hell.
What did you make of all of that with Hunter?
I mean, to be honest, it's like ratings gold.
I can just play that on a loop, and I think people would want to hear it and see it again and again.
Absolutely.
I suppose partly because Hunter Biden has been such an enigma.
We haven't really heard anything from him in real life, but we know him very well from the laptop.
And his rantings, frankly, on those podcasts, I think four and a half hours worth of podcasts during the week, is very reminiscent of the rantings on the laptop.
And my view is that on the one hand, I think he is trying to avenge his father, trying to say the things that his father can't say, because it's pretty obvious now the Democratic Party is using Joe Biden as a scapegoat for explaining away their loss in the 2024 election to Donald Trump, their bét noir, all over again.
So it's all Joe Biden's fault.
I think it largely is Joe Biden's fault.
But anyway, Hunter Biden's defending his dad.
But I think he also loves the sound of his own voice.
And he really believes that he has great insights into politics and culture.
And he expounded on some of his theories about, you know, throwing open the borders just like daddy and about how crack is safer than alcohol, etc.
And by the way, giving us an instruction manual on how to make crack.
I'm sitting there.
This was like a surreal experience for me.
Yes, exactly.
How to cook crack on your own stove like he did in the Chateau Marmont, where he was holed up on a bender for several months.
But I think he also is auditioning to be president.
And I know people think this is ridiculous and absurd, but he does have political ambitions.
And I know that because various of his former friends have told me that.
And also because it's on the laptop.
He referred to this in his memoir as well, that he was extremely upset with his ex-wife, Kathleen, because on their way back from the funeral of his brother Beau, Hunter said to her that he was thinking about pursuing a career in politics because he thought he would be good at it.
And she scoffed and said to him, are you serious?
You've just been basically thrown out of the naval reserves after your first weekend because you tested positive for cocaine.
There's no way that you can do that.
And Hunter was very aggrieved by that, and he used it as a sort of one of the reasons that he and Kathleen called it quits, although I would say his crack addiction had more to do with it and his affair with his brother's widow.
But we won't go into all those tawdry details now, Sean.
Well, I mean, I'm listening to this guy.
He's not going to be electable in any way, shape, manner, or form.
I mean, I think it's delusional.
Don't you find this delusional, or is it just me?
Yeah, look, but that's the Biden way.
I mean, Joe Biden is delusional.
All those tall tales and lies that he's told, putting himself in the center of the story.
Yes, it's delusional, but it's Hunter Biden.
And also, the fact is that the Democratic Party is in a parlor state, and they don't really have anybody to take them forward in 2028.
And you're seeing now people like AOC, Jasmine Crockett.
I think even George Clooney has political ambitions.
And I think Hunter Biden realizes that, which is why he went after George Clooney harder than he went after anybody, even the Obama podcast bros from Pod Save America, who he hates.
Well, then I guess anybody can run for president because Linda's been trying to get me all week to commit to considering to run for president.
And she wants to be vice president.
I said, well, I would pick Donald Trump as my vice president if I ran.
Hey, that's a good idea.
That's a very good idea, given his third term.
Yes, well, look.
I didn't say I would give him the job.
I said I would, you know, I might give him an office next.
We could build two Oval Offices.
I mean, and then people are picking up on this online, and it's cracking me up.
I don't think that's such a bad thing.
I don't even think we're friends, and I don't think I could get you to vote for me.
Well, ask Miranda, Miranda, would you vote for Sean for president?
Oh, good gracious.
A million times over.
Yes, I would see because you have the right policies.
You would just continue the Donald Trump presidency.
So, Sean, if you are serious, do it.
See that?
Did you have something you wanted to say to me, Sean?
Oh, Linda wants to be vice president.
That's the other thing.
I told you my first choice would be Donald J. Trump.
I don't think anybody else would run on that platform.
And everyone would think, oh, this is just a sneaky way to make a third term.
No, I'll be president.
He'll be vice president.
And I'll build a second Oval Office next to the first one because there's plenty of room to do it.
And we could be like office mates and just have a hall separating us in case he wants to yell at me.
And you know, the great thing about that is that you would be there to see the building of the big ballroom that Donald Trump has made the centerpiece of his architectural redesign of the White House.
And so I think he would love that.
Much better than that.
I don't know.
But the good news is it would be great for you, Miranda, because, I mean, you'd get all the access.
I mean, we'd give you a White House pass and you can come in and out anytime you want.
I am thinking that it would be the most dynamic White House communications director and press secretary.
Can you imagine, Linda?
You know Linda in real life.
Linda in real life can't talk for two minutes without dropping 10 F-bombs like Hunter.
Miranda's on my side.
Don't even try it.
Miranda's going to be on the side.
Miranda is not on the right.
She's not because she likes me.
Come on.
Well, I mean.
Miranda, are you on my side?
Don't you think I'd be a good press secretary?
I'd kick the crap out of these liberals every day.
You would be absolutely fantastic.
And I don't notice that you've ever dropped an F-bomb.
Thank you, Miranda.
Miranda, if that's the case, then that means she's being really, really super sweet and nice to you.
Maybe it just means I like her.
Did you ever think of that?
Well, okay, but yet you want me, you want to be my vice president, which is, you know, Donald Trump.
Well, I mean, who would you pick?
I would pick me.
I need a chance.
You would pick you over Donald Trump.
I actually want to win the election.
If I ever run for any office, I'd like to win.
If I run for Dog Catcher, maybe in my free state of Florida, Miranda, I can win.
All right, quick break.
Right back more with Miranda Devine, New York Post on the other side.
Then your calls coming up.
And Alina Haba, 800-941-Sean, as we continue this Friday.
All right, we continue now with New York Post columnist reporter Miranda Devine is with us.
We'll get to your calls coming up as well this Friday.
800-941-Sean, our number.
What happens to New York if Mom Donnie wins?
What's going to happen?
I mean, is the New York Post going to pick up stakes and maybe move down to Florida and just report from there?
Never, never.
We would never desert this city because New York always springs back from the worst pits of despair.
But look, let's hope.
Do you think I deserted New York by leaving?
Yes.
Guilty is charged.
I saw the handwriting on the wall before everybody else.
Hey, you and half our readers are down in Florida, and I don't blame you.
By the way, I get the hard copy of your paper every day.
I get the New York Post hard copy every single day.
Good for you.
Well, I mean, I think half our readership literally is there, and they're doing hard copy as well.
So I think we've got the planes going really fast down to Palm Beach and all these.
No, I think they actually think they print it down here and has wide distribution.
Only occasionally will the cover change overnight.
But I'm okay with that.
I can get the rest of it online.
Yeah, exactly.
So we're now a national newspaper.
So, you know, when Twitter and Facebook decided to censor us, they were censoring not only the oldest newspaper in the country, founded by Alexander Hamilton, but also the third largest by circulation.
So that was a big mistake.
Well, I will tell you this.
You're one of our favorite columnists.
You work for our favorite newspaper for sure.
And if I only can read one newspaper, it's always going to be the New York Post.
It's always the New York Post first.
And then I could move on from there.
And I read online.
I'll read foxnews.com.
And then I have a million other sources that we go to.
But anyway, Miranda, we do love you.
You're being very, very generous.
I don't believe a word of it in terms of support.
Honestly.
You had Donald Trump as your VP.
I don't think you could lose, honestly.
And we might need you to do that if Hunter Biden puts his hand up.
It would be the Hunter Biden-Jasmine Crockett joint ticket with the emphasis on that.
I would run against that because then I would have a chance because it's just the worst of the worst.
And if I can't win that, I'd need to be thrown out of the country.
Miranda Devine, thank you.
We appreciate you more than you know.
And thanks for all your hard work.
800-941-Sean is our number.
If you want to be a part of the program this, well, they tried, and you give an opening to Democrats.
You know things are going to be politicized, turned upside down on its head, and they don't care about real justice.
They care about weaponizing justice.
Somebody that knows, well, not only from her work with President Trump, defending him against the greatest weaponization of our Justice Department that our country has ever seen.
And now we see how deep they have gone ever since he came down that escalator at Trump Tower back in 2015 to destroy this man.
They try to use the courts.
They try to weaponize certain government agencies at the highest level.
They try and use activist judges to get accomplished.
They tried to do this to Alina Haba, who is nominated now for a full four-year term as U.S. Attorney for.
The state of New Jersey, former counsel to President Trump, and she did a great job as his counsel and is now an acting attorney general for the state of New Jersey.
They tried hard to get her out of office.
And anyway, she stepped down from her role as interim U.S. attorney, and then President Trump immediately appointed her as acting U.S. attorney.
Checkmate, Donald Trump doesn't stop or bow down from a fight, which defines his entire life in politics.
Anyway, Elena Haba is with us.
You know, the good news, and having known you as long as I have, is you didn't flinch yourself.
You knew that they were going to pull this crap on you.
You anticipated it from day one.
And other people would cower and, you know, try and just walk away from it and not fight back.
And no, you and the president are fighting back, and you're going to win, which is the best part.
Well, thanks, Sean.
Yeah, no, look, there are dark days.
And that's when you really are tested and you have to fight.
You know, the president said it himself, fight, fight, fight.
You cannot cower.
You cannot.
And I knew from the day that I was sworn in that I was to many of them what they assumed to be a nightmare and never even, you know, Sean, I'll tell you something that I haven't shared.
I have never spoken to Corey Booker.
I have never spoken to Andy Kim, and I have never spoken to Hakeem Jeffries.
So when they speak about me, they don't know me.
I've reached out to them many, many, many times and no return call.
That is what is wrong with our country.
We're not supposed to operate that way.
And one thing I learned from the president was, could you imagine if it didn't matter what your politics were and you could work together, how much we could accomplish in the state of New Jersey.
And I know you live in the free state of Florida, but in the state of New Jersey, if we could actually join forces and just take down crime together, do you know how epic that would be to the country?
That is what they're craving.
They want to end this, but they wouldn't even let me in front of the Senate.
We knew that was going to be a fight.
And quite honestly, I think that unfortunately in my state, they showed their hands a little too early and we knew what was coming and it was a mistake.
Now, just I know you have to run and jump and I know you got a plane you have to catch.
I hope you're going someplace warm and wonderful and you're going to have a great weekend.
But I know you're working 24-7 also around the clock.
Tell me how this process will play out and is there anything we can do or the people in New Jersey can do that can help you?
No, you know, all the love and support has been so great.
I am now the acting U.S. attorney.
I don't doubt that they will keep trying to fight the administration, but the president has Article II powers to make me to pick his U.S. attorney.
They tried to thwart and usurp those powers, Article III judges, and it was a mistake.
And it was not only a mistake, they frankly did it before my term was even over, and that was a further mistake.
You know, the president picks the U.S. attorneys.
We are part of the executive branch.
We are part of the Department of Justice.
And I'll be honest with you, I speak for every U.S. attorney who's being blocked because of a blue slip tradition that's old and antiquated.
There is a problem with the system.
You shouldn't be held up.
You should not be held back when all you're doing is doing your job.
I am not political anymore.
I am truly just here to enforce the laws and justice, but they're afraid.
They are terribly afraid, and their cards are shouting.
Well, we're glad that this worked out in the end.
Sorry you had to go through all of this.
It speaks volumes that the senators and the leading, you know, the Corey Bookers of the world won't even take the time to get to know you or talk to you or see if there might be common ground on specific issues and that they tried to, again, weaponize and politicize a process that should not be so, and that is law and order.
And I just am glad that you're going to be able to bypass all of them and just do the good job for your home state.
You could have been in the White House.
You could have been in Florida.
You could have basically taken any job you wanted, but you wanted to serve the people in the state that you live in, which I admire a lot.
I decided to abandon the state I used to live in, but that was my choice.
But we wish you the best.
I know you have to run and jump and catch a plane.
We appreciate the time, Alina Haba.
And if we can help you, please let us know.
No, all the support's been so great.
Thank you so much, Sean.
Thank you, everybody.
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This is getting old.
I can't believe you.
This is what you started.
Howdy in Florida.
Howdy, Doody.
What's going on?
How you doing, Sean?
You great American you.
What's going on, man?
How are you today?
I'm doing good.
I'm doing good.
Although it's 100 degrees and 100% humidity down here in the free state of Florida.
You need to be the next one in the White House.
You're not afraid of anybody.
You're not subject to lobbyists and other consultants and guys like that.
But the second question of who's going to be the VP, it has got to be Linda.
One heartbeat away from the presidency.
And don't forget, VP is going to be the president pro temp of the Senate and cast that deciding vote.
It needs to be Linda.
Okay, slow down.
My first choice would be Donald J. Trump.
You're saying you would want me to pick Linda over Trump if I ran.
I think that Donald Trump can be more effective, not in a VP position.
Linda's perfect for it, and Donald Trump can be a lot more effective.
This is all a setup.
She is now working in conjunction with Katie L. Paul.
It's not a setup, bro.
People are, our audience is very intelligent.
Listen to what the man is saying.
He speaks truth to power.
Thank you, Howdy.
That's the way that goes.
I am the vice chairman of the Duval Republican Party, too.
So I've already motion.
See that?
You do it again.
I'm hearing it.
If it's ever unfolded, I would die a mysterious death, some type of poisoning that you wouldn't be able to trace on my blood.
You know, we never did find that cocaine in the White House.
So I'm just saying if it's there, I didn't care.
It's not me.
It's not me.
Well, you weren't there at the time, so you're innocent.
That's it.
Anyway, Howdy, appreciate it, man.
Thank you.
800-941, Sean, if you want to be a part of the program.
CJ, North Carolina, how are you?
Glad you called.
I'm doing wonderful, Sean.
Thank you so much.
I've got two points to ponder.
Under the Constitution, the laws of the USA, if any government officials create a coup, regardless of what their position is, president or not, is that treason?
Well, I mean, you're talking about Obama.
And what you're saying is, yeah, the fact that the career senior intelligence officials that determined, you know, six weeks after the election in 2016, that there was no Trump-Russia collusion or interference of any kind.
There was no ambiguity in their report.
And the fact that they meet and they don't like the assessment of the professionals, they take it out of their hands.
Now, the news today, that goes into great depth and specificity about how they literally, and this is why I think the strike force is so necessary, but how they specifically go out of their way and say, oh, this should not be included, meaning the dirty Russian disinformation dossier.
And yet it was people like Comey and Brennan and others.
They were told it was, quote, extremely sketchy.
The Federalists reporting today, the records related to this ongoing criminal probe.
But previous investigations into the Russia collusion oaks dryly described the opposition merely as having expressed concerns about using the infamous dossier because it was not completely vetted.
But records that we now have declassified reveal a very different story and that intelligence officials outright were shocked at the poor quality of the reporting and the FBI repeatedly insisted on being included in the intelligence community assessment.
And based solely on what they do know, the bottom line is, you know, they absolutely never should have used this information.
They knew they shouldn't have used this information at the time.
By the way, Jonathan Turley is telling Brennan to lawyer up.
He's like a 30-point buck in the open.
Whoopsie-daisy.
I think he's right in that assessment.
But it destroys the entire collusion, and it shows that it was purposeful obstruction, purposeful manipulation, purposeful lying, and all done to undermine a duly elected president of our country.
And that was just the beginning.
And that's why I think the grand conspiracy investigation is even more important than the strike force, which is critically important.
Well, that's where Obama should be held accountable because he's so arrogant.
He thinks he can do anything.
And it's unfortunate for the people of America like us that work hard.
And we get to watch politicians do anything they want with no consequence.
And it's very disappointing.
It really is disappointing, but it's widespread.
Hopefully there will be consequences.
Anyway, CJ North Carolina, thank you, my friend.
All right, quick break right back to our phones, 800-941-Sean, our number if you want to be a part of the program.
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Mike Minnesota, Mike, how are you?
Glad you called.
I'm great, Sean.
Thank you.
I wanted to say I'm taking a page out of the Hannity playbook, and I am leaving this blue state for the great state of Florida.
All right, when are you moving and where?
Well, I'm going to move to Winter Haven.
I have a son down there who has a very successful business in a town called DeLand, which is beautiful.
And I'm going to move to Winter Haven, but I'm at full retirement age, and I'm collecting all my Social Security pensions.
But I drew my inspiration from you to say enough because I just thought I was stuck here.
As I'm stuck here, things worsen and worsen and worsen by a governor.
Let me ask you, when are you going to make the move?
In May of 2026.
Okay, so you have the date.
Now, are you working at all or are you fully retired?
I am collecting retirement at retirement age, but I am working full-time to stockpile my money to come down there and do what I want to do.
My second piece of inspiration from that came, how can I do this?
And it comes from our President Trump.
And that is, if I could work 10% as hard as he has, I can do this.
Because I kept telling myself, nah, I can't do it.
I'm stuck here in Minnesota.
No, enough.
Enough.
You know what's going on up here.
The mayoral candidate is cut from the Mondabi cloth.
He's going to make, if he wins, he's going to make Jacob Fry look like a conservative.
Bad things are happening here in Minnesota.
And the best analogy I could give you, son, is that you date that beautiful girl and she's so pretty and you're so glad to be with her.
And you find out on the inside she's just vile and disgusting.
She ain't very pretty anymore.
That's Minnesota.
That's Minnesota.
That's Illinois.
That's New Jersey.
That's New York.
That's California.
Like, totally like California.
You know, it's the country.
I will tell you, you will not regret your decision.
I promise you.
You might want to be a little more coastal because you get a better breeze.
It's a little hot more in the interior of Florida.
Just a humble suggestion.
But short of that, you're going to love the weather.
And when your friends call you in the wintertime and there's two feet of snow and they're freezing there, you know what's off, they're going to wish they were you because I get those calls every day.
Anyway, sir, you have a great weekend.
Welcome to the free state of Florida.
We welcome you with open arms.
As long as you don't bring Minnesota politics with you, you're good.
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