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Feb. 21, 2024 - Sean Hannity Show
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Haley Is Faltering - February 20th, Hour 1

Mark Simone fills in for Sean and hits the ground running with a deep analysis on the Haley campaign and specifically the fact that she's 30 points or more behind in South Carolina.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is an iHeart podcast.
Well, actually, it's Mark Simone here today.
Sean, this is very rare.
He's taking a day off.
What does he do on his day off?
He's working.
He's on assignment.
You remember the great anchor man, Walter Cronkite?
He was a big sailor.
He had a boat.
He named it Assignment.
And I said, why'd you call it Assignment?
He said, that way, when I'm away, they can say, I'm on assignment.
But in this case, Sean is actually working.
We got a lot to get to.
We'll get to Nikki Haley.
We'll get to Nikki Haley.
We'll get to Donald Trump.
We'll get to the border.
We'll get to out-of-control crime everywhere you look.
It's President's Day yesterday.
You know, it's an important day because this is a country where anyone can be president.
And if you've seen some of our presidents, you know, anyone can be president.
But we honor our presidents by selling mattresses at half price.
I don't know what, why did that become the custom?
President, buy a mattress.
So we've got lots to talk about.
Normally, I'm on our big flagship station, WOR in New York, the biggest talk station.
And I used to go from our studio down.
You know, I'd come up here to the network studio, and it was so much better up here.
But WOR, all of our local stations, we moved into these new state-of-the-art studios.
State-of-the-art, everything.
Now, when I come up here, it's like 1812.
It's Linda, it's primitive up here.
So I'm assuming you brought that with you, obviously.
No, but look.
Dude, everything was fine before you people got here.
You know, you came up from down in Tribeca and you brought all your problems and now nothing works.
No, we got to.
I blame you.
We got the most incredible.
Now come in here.
Look at this.
The phone charging cord is a lightning cable.
How primitive can you get?
Okay, first of all, not everybody is as Apple obsessed as you are.
You are literally in a league of your own.
Truly.
All right.
I think you know that deep down inside.
All right.
It's a nice studio.
Look at it.
You got seven computer screens and these two are working.
So it's pretty good.
Now they got a control room in there that has 7,000 switches, the biggest console board.
It's got a million controls.
I can operate that blindfolded, but I can't figure out how the hell do you work this coffee machine?
Well, that's because I have the fancy coffee machine.
But I did make you a nice cup of tea.
You got to admit.
Yeah, you used the microwave.
Old-fashioned.
You like it old-fashioned.
She's got this Nespresso coffee maker.
It looks amazing.
Nobody in 10 years has figured out how to make a cup of coffee.
Nobody's had any coffee.
I've had plenty of coffee, let me tell you.
The only one that knows how to operate that thing.
There's a good reason for it.
All right.
I'm putting it off.
All right.
Let's get to this Nikki Haley.
Nikki Haley.
She's a nice woman, except for the being very annoying, a nice woman.
But where do we even begin?
So she's lost every primary.
She's scheduled to lose every primary.
This Saturday is the South Carolina primary.
That's her home state.
It doesn't look good to lose in your home state.
Well, she's not going to get just a loss.
She's going to be slaughtered in a landslide.
She's behind 35 points in the polls.
Everybody came out against her in South Carolina, the governor, both the senators, the attorney general.
Everybody's against her.
So she was supposed to have a campaign announcement today, and everybody assumed she would drop out because that would be the logical thing to do.
Why get wiped out in your home state?
Why lose by 35 points?
You drop out first.
That way, when you lose, it looks like, well, I dropped out.
That's why I lost.
So she announces today she's not quitting, which makes absolutely no sense at all.
You know, after the World War II, they found like five years later these Japanese soldiers on an island.
They didn't know the war was over and they were still ready to fight.
And, you know, it's great to say, I'm not a quitter.
I'll never quit.
But if the game's over and the other team left and all the fans left, the parking lot's empty, you can quit.
It's time to go home.
So let's take a listen.
This is her earlier today where she'll never, ever, ever quit.
Cut five.
Let's hear Nikki Haley.
You've got Donald Trump who said on a stage in Conway that not only would he not defend NATO countries if they didn't pull their weight, but that he would encourage Putin to invade the countries if they didn't pull their weight.
Now keep in mind, that means Trump is siding with a thug where half a million have been wounded or murdered because Putin invaded Ukraine.
He sided with a dictator who kills his political opponents.
He sided with a tyrant who's made no bones about wanting to destroy America.
And you're going to side with something like that over the allies who stood with us at 9-11?
What are we doing?
We all want them to pull their weight without question.
But you don't go and put our allies in harm's way and our military who are serving there right now in harm's way.
And what's Putin's response?
Now he's putting forces around the Baltic countries.
And guess what?
He said, once he takes Ukraine, Poland and the Baltics are next.
Those are NATO countries, and that puts America at war.
We are trying to prevent war.
We should always try and prevent war.
Good for her.
Look at her standing up to Trump.
Now, not a word she said was true.
Everything she said, she made up.
It's totally false.
He said he would never defend a NATO country.
He didn't say anything close to that.
That's not at all what he said.
The question was, what do you do if the NATO country won't pay?
It's a big problem in NATO.
We're paying $200 billion into NATO.
All the other countries combined are paying $20 billion in.
Some of them aren't even paying.
It's like some major European countries not paying.
What would you do if they don't pay?
Would you defend them?
Now, he's joking.
Watch the video.
He's clearly making a joke.
No, in fact, I'd say to those other guys, Dave, you do whatever you have to.
He's making a joke.
But she's doing this Chris Christie routine where you just insult the heck out of Donald Trump.
You just keep going after him.
Now, let's understand Nikki Haley from the beginning.
Donald Trump never wanted to put her in the administration.
Didn't think much of her.
He loved the Lieutenant Governor McMaster of South Carolina.
Really loved that guy.
That guy did a lot for Trump.
And he said, what do you want?
I'll give you a big job in the White House.
And he said, I don't really want to go to Washington.
I don't want to be in the White House.
I'd like to be the governor of South Carolina.
If you can get Nikki Haley out of here, I'm the governor.
And Trump said, he's admitted to this publicly.
He said, all right, I got somewhere I can dump her.
It's a job that doesn't mean much.
And he brought her up to give her the job of UN ambassador.
It's a nice, sounds good, ambassador of the United Nations.
It doesn't mean anything.
You don't do anything except hang out at the UN.
Well, for her, it was the perfect job.
It was exactly what she wanted because part of that job is you come to New York.
And since you're not busy all day doing anything as a UN ambassador, you get invited to lunch with everybody, all the big donors.
You get invited to their dinner parties.
So for those couple of years in New York, she made friends with every major donor in New York.
These are all zillionaires, and they've got big Manhattan apartments.
They've got big mansions in the Hamptons, Palm Beach.
They're geniuses at what they do for a living.
Now, when it comes to politics, they're the dumbest people you've ever seen.
They always back the wrong candidate.
Whoever they back is a guaranteed loser, whether it's Jeb Bush, whoever, they always back the wrong person, but she wowed them.
She's a star of their dinner parties.
That's why they always get the wrong candidate.
They always back whoever fits in in their dinner parties.
Now, whoever fits in at a fancy dinner party in the Hamptons probably is not going to fit in in Iowa or Ohio or anywhere else, but they don't know that.
So she became their darling, and now she jumps in the race.
They always back whoever's going to lose, and she's perfect for them.
And you're saying, well, why is she still in the race?
She's going to lose South Carolina because she's become the absolute expert at milking these donors.
She is going to raise tons and tons and tons of money.
And you can keep that money.
You're not supposed to spend it on yourself, but you can keep it in a campaign pack and you can use it.
You can use it to pay for a car, a driver, an assistant, an office, you call it a campaign office.
And you can do that.
So she's lashing out at Trump.
And as long as you're calling Trump every name in the world, the donors will keep giving you money.
They love this.
They love this.
So, hey, let's.
Then she brings up her husband.
Now, this was not good.
She starts crying.
She attacked my husband.
He didn't really attack the husband.
He brought up a question, which is pretty interesting.
I'll get to that.
But she's, I think if you're running for commander in chief, it's not good to cry, is it?
You shouldn't be crying on stage.
Doesn't look tough.
You know, she's the clip you deserve, but stand up to Putin.
You've got to be tough.
The next clip, she's crying and sobbing on stage.
We have that.
Let's take a listen.
Let's forge a new American future.
This vision has guided every generation.
It summoned me to serve as governor of this great state and as ambassador for the greatest country in the world.
And that same vision called my husband to serve in the uniform of the United States.
He's a major in the South Carolina Army National Guard.
As I prepare for what lies ahead, Michael is at the forefront of my mind.
I wish Michael was here today.
And I wish our children, and I could see him tonight, but we can't.
He's serving on the other side of the world, where conflict is the norm.
Where terrorists hide among the innocent.
Where Iran's terrorist proxies are now attacking American troops.
Well, now, anybody that's serving anywhere in any capacity in the military should be applauded.
Thank you.
Thank you for serving.
But she's making it sound like he's like a Navy SEAL Team 6 crawling through a jungle somewhere.
And God bless him for serving.
But he's serving on a base that's like a refueling base in Africa.
It's mostly a clerical sort of job.
And it's not a base that's ever in the middle of any kind of conflict.
And it's great.
People have to do that.
Military needs that.
But when Trump brought it up, it is an interesting question.
It's just a little unusual.
You know, a lot of times a guy's 18 or he's 21 and joins the military.
You know, a young guy joins the Marines.
Young guy joins the Army, joins the Navy.
The Coast Guard's a great thing.
But this guy is 56 years older in your 50s, and he volunteers for the South Carolina National Guard.
And I'm sure they do great things in the South Carolina National Guard.
But it's unusual in your 50s to go serve overseas.
Is it Linda?
You're a voice of reason.
Again, if he's 23, he signed up, good for you.
Please do not insult me like that and say that I am the voice of reason.
Don't let me lose my reputation.
All right.
I'm asking you.
Like, you have a husband, right?
I mean, you know, yeah.
He's a businessman.
He's been a businessman in his 20s, 30s, 40s.
Now, let's say he comes to you in his 50s and says, I think I'm going to go join the military.
Wouldn't you say, what the hell didn't you do this when you were 23?
In fairness to Anthony, and I will tell you this, if the call was to go protect the border, he would drop it all and go tomorrow.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay, but this is to serve on a refueling station in South Africa.
If he was going to be pumping gas in South Africa or Africa or wherever this gentleman is, or if he was in an administrative capacity, I don't think I think he'd stay here.
Yeah, I mean, and you shouldn't pick on Nikki Haley's husband.
God bless him for serving, but it's voluntary.
And I think, wouldn't you think to yourself, it was totally voluntary and it's the National Guard, that if your husband signed up for a year to go away, wouldn't you wonder what?
Don't you want to be with me?
There's so much that I wonder about Nikki Haley.
There's a lot that I wonder about Nikki Haley, which is a lot.
Yeah, it's very good that anybody's doing anything military-wise.
Very, very important.
They should be applauded.
But once in a while, you get a Pete Buttigeg type of phony.
Budigej was the mayor of South Bend.
He had enough clout to get himself into some special program where you're not really going into the military.
Well, here we call him Pothole Pete.
Yeah, Pothole Pete.
It's not like he went through basic training.
There was no training, nothing.
When he says, I was in Afghanistan, he was on a base where he had a clerical job in a cubicle for two months.
And he came home, and it was just enough to talk about it.
You know, military guys look at the pictures of him in Afghanistan and say, wait a minute, he's not wearing a helmet.
He's trying to look like he's out in the field.
No helmet, nothing.
And, you know, what he went through in Afghanistan.
The biggest crisis he had is one day the printer ran out of ink and they couldn't find another cartridge.
It was unbelievable.
So you do get these kind of stolen.
Listen, I think at the end of the day, the bottom line is this.
Putting Michael and anybody, if you serve, in my eyes, you're a hero.
There are different levels of service.
Okay, but without question.
He is crying on stage is absurd.
And if I thought that Joe Biden trying to figure out how to put one foot in front of the other was embarrassing, I mean, this is so much worse.
There's no crying in baseball.
Knock it off.
She's the Republican, Hillary Clinton.
Her big service was the United Nations.
And I think Vivek Ramaswamy said it best.
You can take the ambassador out of the UN, but you can't take the UN out of the ambassador.
Anyway, we've got a lot to get to, and we'll take some calls.
800-941-Sean is the number.
Make sure you follow me on Instagram, Mark Simone, NYC at Instagram.
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Can't figure it out.
Mark Simone here for Sean Hannity.
Wow.
Who were we picking on?
Oh, yeah, Nikki Haley.
So Saturday, she'll get wiped out in South Carolina, lose by 35 points.
And I guess because she held that press conference, they said, I'm not a quitter.
I will not quit, that she's going to stay in after that.
She keeps every so often saying, well, Super Tuesday is where you'll see.
Super Tuesday.
Well, there's seven Super Tuesday states.
She's behind by 30 points to 60 points in every single one of them.
So she, I guess, wants to set the record for losing the most states and still not quitting.
Now, the problem is if she were to drop out, then you go to the general election.
We've never had a general election this early.
I think the earliest was March 13th or something like that.
This will be the longest general election ever.
And whenever they mention Nikki Haley, they always say the Trump opponent.
I don't know if you, can you call her an opponent?
Is she technically even an opponent?
I mean, she never won anything, and she's 30 points behind.
I mean, what's the difference between her and Chris Christie?
Except he was smart enough to drop out.
So Anyway, we'll take some calls.
800-941-Sean is the number.
800-941-Sean.
What number were you going to give out there, Mark?
Well, I was looking for the number.
I can't remember where you put it.
It's over there.
It's over here.
I felt like you might have done some self-promotion there.
I mean, listen, there's nothing against it.
If you want to just give out your number, too.
My phone number?
I don't know what kind of show you think this is.
I meant your telephone number for your radio show.
Oh, no.
it weird i was trying to see where you had the number but i yeah it's only in those 18 spots on Well, you only taped it up.
It's like a Biden teleprompter.
It's over here.
It's over here.
It's in front.
You're a minimalist.
You like it.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
So Linda's here today just to keep an eye on all of us.
How am I doing so far?
Great.
Go.
Let's go to my home state, Michigan, and say hello to Rob.
Rob, how you doing?
It's Michigan.
They're a little slower there, I gearboar.
Rob, take your time.
Don't rush.
Whenever you have a moment.
I think we lost Rob.
Well, we'll get back to you.
Let's go to John in Florida.
John, how you doing?
I'm doing well.
And what did you want to say, John?
Well, I was understanding that the Democrats and the DNC raised a bunch of money with Biden out in California.
And I find it hard to believe that all of these big dollar donations and all these big donations are coming to these politicians from just Soros and his crowd, those kind of people.
Yeah.
And I wonder about, well, wait a minute.
The Mexican drug cartels are making hundreds of millions of dollars, and we have Biden that's allowing all of these aliens to be smuggled into the country, 10 million, possibly more.
Who knows how many gotaways?
And allowing all this fentanyl and all this poison to pour into our country.
Why would you do that if you weren't making money on it?
Well, you know, bring up a good point, John.
Thanks for calling.
You know, man, if you think about it, if Biden went to the cartels, how much money these cartels have?
If he went to them and said, hey, donate to my campaign, you don't want to lose me.
I'm the best thing that ever happened to you.
You think they would even hesitate to give them hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of millions?
And so, you know, I was telling you about the donors here in New York.
They're billionaires.
They've made a fortune.
They're geniuses at what they do.
But when it comes to politics, they're the dumbest people you've ever seen.
They're a genius from 9 to 5 after 5 o'clock.
They're just fools wasting money.
And they have exactly the same thing in California.
In the California case, most of them are in the movie entertainment business, sometimes the tech business, but they go out there.
And these Democrats out there, the big Democratic donors, they all get together.
Same thing as New York.
They all have their dinner parties, and they always back the loser.
Whoever they back is a guaranteed loser.
Usually out in California, it's that Jeffrey Katzenberg who organizes all this stuff and raises it.
Imagine this year.
Jeffrey Katzenberg, you're a genius in the entertainment business.
You make a fortune.
And then you think Biden would be a great president.
And then you get him elected.
And then it completely destroys the border, screws up the whole economy.
The whole world is in conflict.
Borders wide open.
It floods the cities.
The crime wave is everywhere.
And then you say, he'd be good for four more years.
And then you can't believe this is the same guy who was so smart in his own business.
Let's go to Jerry in Minnesota.
Jerry, how you doing?
I'm good.
Thank you.
Let me check.
Not bad, not bad.
Actually, listen, the only point I wanted to bring up is Nikki Haley is 30-some points behind the polls.
We understand that.
I believe the only reason she's not dropping on is she is convinced that Trump will be found guilty before election time, and she's the default.
That's the only reason that Berber Brain is staying in the race.
Well, you know, people say that.
Thanks for calling, Jerry.
People make that point.
But first of all, you can always come back in the race anytime you want.
That's why they always say they don't say they're quitting.
They say, I'm suspending my campaign.
That way you can come back if you have to.
And if Trump got convicted of anything, he'd only go up in the polls.
First of all, there's nothing to convict him of.
This silly thing in New York, which is the most ludicrous case ever.
It's just a civil lawsuit.
It's not a crime.
You don't get convicted of it.
Georgia, that's the one.
You know, every time you hear about any kids, oh, this is the one that'll, this is the one that'll take him down.
This is the one.
Well, the Georgia one, this was supposed to be the one.
Every expert, the Georgia one is the one where the Georgia one is the one that's never going to happen with this Fonnie Willis.
You know, this Fulton County has always been politically the dirtiest place on earth.
In 1960, this same exact Fulton County framed Martin Luther King, threw him in prison.
He would have died there.
You never would have seen him again had it not been for John F. Kennedy and Robert F. Kennedy.
The family were able to reach the Kennedys.
The Kennedys went public and kept yelling and screaming and calling every which way to get.
They got Martin Luther King rescued out of that prison.
So this is the same group that went after Donald Trump.
And this Fonnie, what's her name?
Willis.
Fonnie Willis picks her boyfriend, this bubblehead boyfriend, to be the prosecutor and then pays him the highest salary in the history of American government.
He's the only guy in American government to get $700,000 a year as a government employee.
Then they spend it on themselves, taking cruises, going everywhere all over the world, spending it on themselves.
This is taxpayer money.
Then they catch her.
They put her on the stand.
She gets mad at you.
She's mad at you for even bringing it up.
She's yelling and screaming.
You catch her and she's furious at you.
Tells everybody off.
The judge, who's supposedly her crony, has shaken his head.
He can't believe this performance.
The next day, they don't let her testify.
They bring in her father, who contradicts himself in 4,000 ways.
Remember, the father told us she's paying for everything in cash.
Who pays for things in cash except Tony Soprano and Bob Menendez, that sleazy senator?
So he tells this story about, well, it's a black, it's a black thing in the black community.
I know a million black people.
They all have credit cards.
You know, if you go to Visa, MasterCard, and open up their database, their metrics, a percentage of black people have credit cards.
It's like 99.6.
You know, Mark, we do have a Fonnie Willis highlight reel if you'd like to hear it.
Oh, okay.
It's fabulous.
Did you see the father testify, though?
I sure did.
He explains for 10 minutes of a black thing.
We always cash.
Well, he is a Black Panther.
We always cash cash.
He would know.
But then a minute later, he's telling this story about being in a restaurant.
And I took out my American Express card and they wouldn't take it.
Then I took out my Visa card.
I thought you only pay cash.
You had two credit cards on you.
So he was a Black Panther, right?
For those of you, if it was before your time, they were, how would you describe them?
What do you say militant?
The most militant Antifa kind of.
I think that's me.
I think they were the, I think they are the ground floor of Antifa.
Yeah, they were the ones who had taken over colleges, capturing buildings.
Now they run the colleges.
Now they run everything.
So let's say, yeah, let's take a listen.
Fonnie Willis, in her own words.
I probably have some choice words about some of the things that you said that were dishonest within this motion.
So I don't know that it was a conversation.
As you know, Mr. Wade is a southern gentleman.
I mean, not so much.
I very much want to be here, so I'm not a hostile witness.
I very much want to be here.
so much that you're hostile, Ms. Willis, would be an adverse witness.
Your interests are opposed to Ms. Merchant's.
Thank you.
Ms. Merchant's interests are contrary to democracy, Your Honor, not to mine.
He tells me how much it is, and I give him the money back.
I don't, just like you're asking me about the money with Robin, I don't do my friends like that.
So if you tell me it's a G, then you're going to get $1,000.
I think we did two different wine tours that you do, which are pretty expensive.
I think I bought him.
He likes wine.
I don't really like wine, to be honest with you.
I like Grey Goose.
That was the most expensive thing that I think that we did while we were there.
So they would pair champagne, chocolate and caviar.
It was a three and it was like three different things.
Sweden, Russia, someplace else.
I'll make that up.
So let's be clear, because you've lied in this.
Let me tell you which one you lied in.
Right here?
I think you lied right here.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is the truth, Judge.
It is a lie.
It is a lie.
I don't need anybody to foot my bills.
The only man who's ever foot my bills completely is my daddy.
I know what you're saying.
You're saying she sounds like Oliver Wendell Holmes.
This is the prosecutor?
This is the prosecutor?
Does she sound like Antonin Scalia to you?
Does she sound like Alan Dershowitz?
This is the prosecutor?
The prosecutor?
This is the prosecutor?
I just, I'm amazed at her saying, I am not hostile.
I'm like, then I'd hate to see your definition of hostile.
Yeah.
Well, they always say the lawyers make the worst witnesses, but she is setting records here.
And then the boyfriend gets on the stand and makes her look like a genius.
I mean, between these two, I don't know.
So what do you think?
Do you think this?
So my favorite moment of all the testimony, well, actually I have two.
First one is the bubble, which I saw appear over his head when they asked a question and they were like, have you ever, ever done X, right?
And it's like literally dead silence as he goes through the catalog of options in his mind of how to answer.
Well, they said, did you ever rent a cabin?
Ever.
I've rented lots of cabins.
Did you ever?
Mr. Wright, I'm not asking you to go through a thousand pages of records.
I'm asking if you remember paying for a cabin six months ago in Tennessee.
No.
You remember booking a cabin.
I booked lots of cabins.
Did you go to a cabin with Miss Willis ever?
Ever.
Ever.
No.
All right, now, no.
Again, it's the most complicated question.
If you ask me, have you ever been to a cabin with Linda?
Is that a real question?
I don't really do cabins.
That's nature.
I would know this.
You know what?
Right off the top of my head, I know the answer.
But the weird thing is, he's like, I rent lots of cabins.
I'm like, why?
Why are you renting lots of cabins?
What is happening in your world that that's a thing?
It's not a thing.
Nobody does that.
That's weird.
Well, it's down there in Georgia.
I know what he's doing.
What he's really doing is, obviously, he's been in a cabin with her.
So, the 20-second pause is him thinking, if I lie, now, how would they know?
And then he's thinking, GPS on my cell phone that could track that.
And then he's trying to think what this cabin was.
Maybe it was their cell service.
Yeah, he's going through it in his head.
Did we stop at a gas station?
How could I get caught on this answer?
And clearly, he was in a cabin.
These two, first of all, I don't get these two.
One minute they're telling you about a cruise where they had caviar and this and that.
Next minute, they're in a cabin somewhere in the middle of no place.
And the most expensive thing we drink is Grey Goose.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then she told this story about the caviar and the pairing.
This is the prosecutor.
This is who you're up against.
Anyway, we'll take some calls in a minute.
We got a lot of great people coming up on the show.
Steve Moore will join us and Carol Roth and Paul Morrow and a whole lot more.
It's Mark Simone here for Sean Hannity.
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It's really nice.
So I look at a couple things.
I now hear from Paragold 50 times a day on every email account I have.
All day long, I'm getting emails from Paragold.
Hey, here's a lamp you might like.
Here's a I want you to know that I've just Googled Paragold.
Do you want to know what comes up?
What?
The first thing that comes up?
Mine.
No.
It says King Kong Pave Gorilla Figurine for $10,000.
Oh, no, they got everything.
Beds and couches.
Clearly, if you have a Gold Gorilla, you do, for sure.
Oh, no, it's a great website.
But if you ever feel like nobody cares about you or you feel lonely, go look at the Paragold site.
You will hear from them.
You will get so many emails from them all day long.
They just keep emailing me.
I finally bought something on there.
And I still hear from them.
They say, hey, you might like this.
I mean, I don't know.
So now you get coupons, which you might need with a $10,000 King Kong gorilla.
I know.
And I'll be right back.
I already bought it.
Stop bothering me.
Leave me alone.
Well, what color was it?
It was a black marble table.
Oh.
Did that go with your King Kong Gorilla Pave figurine?
Well, now I hear from them all day long.
Hey, here's a black marble other table.
Here's what you're noticing, ladies and gentlemen, is Mark does not want to admit that he bought this King Kong figurine in gold pave.
That's what's happening.
Like, I know what Pave is.
What the hell?
Oh, my God.
You're so full of it.
You totally know what it is.
Do you know what Pave is?
He doesn't know what it is.
No idea.
Only women know.
Ethan definitely doesn't know it.
All right.
Well, anyway, we got a lot to get to.
We got some great guests coming up, and we'll take more calls and lots to talk about.
Sean will be back.
Mark Simone here for him in the meantime.
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