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A ceasefire is announced after a dramatic deadline passes, raising the question of how close we just came to something far more devastating. As extreme rhetoric, conflicting narratives and global reactions collide, the situation exposes how quickly events can escalate toward the brink, and how uncertain the line is between deterrence, spectacle and real-world catastrophe.
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Tucker Carlson's War Iran View00:14:54
and a Russell, controversial conspiracy theorist.
Trying to bring real journalism to the American people.
Hello there, fellow perverts.
I hope you are doing well today as we pull back from the brink of war.
Or actually, we're actually having a war, but it's just not as bad a war as it could have been and may yet be.
Let me know in the comments and chat where you are.
I suppose the main emergent fishers appear to be people that are always against war.
All of the time, basically, regardless, unless it's a pure, we got to do this, otherwise, our children, our children, we must fight.
I'm in that camp.
That's the one I'm in.
Then there's some like, well, is there any money in this war?
I probably could be tricked into doing that if people flattered me or something.
And then I don't know what other camps there are, but even in a more contemporary and political, and say from your perspective as Americans, I'm assuming you're mostly American, this is a time where Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, people that were strong advocates for Trump and are no longer, and I guess it's been happening for a while, but did you see Nick Fuentes?
I wonder if my beloved friend Jake here and my adored.
Adored colleague, I'm going to just use the word friend, my friends who are Americans.
Like, did you see, like, Nick Fuentes was like, hey man, like, I'm out.
Like, he was sort of like, he fully, like, so even people that were very overtly pro Trump are rescinding their support.
So I want to know how you feel.
Will you tell me in the Rumble chat, like, how I feel is, oh, in some way, I suppose, kind of vindicated because I don't know, and I guess the video evidence.
Presumably exists to back up what I'm saying.
I don't think that any country, as far as I can tell, has a political system that can withstand both the spiritual and concomitant technological changes that are currently occurring.
I.e., this is the end of a political era.
We're on the precipice either of global imperialism at an unprecedented scale or radical decentralization.
We're at a pivotal apocalyptic moment, whether this war escalates into a nuclear conflict or some other.
Future nearby war.
We all feel it because it's sort of irresistible, a bit like World War I, as described by the protagonist of the show Black Adder in Black Adder.
He said, We had a war, really.
The First World War, he says, happened because it was sort of too difficult not to have a war anymore with the industrialization of the German military, excessive British colonialism, economic fluctuations.
Hit me in the chat right now with who funded every single side during that war.
Go on.
Hit me up with the banking system because maybe it's as simple as that.
Maybe it's more.
Complex than that.
Some people think it's entirely that America have been currently being marshaled by Israeli interests.
I think that's what a lot of people think.
And some people believe that you have to prevent Iran becoming a sort of a nuclear power, but that's basically the lies.
But we'll get into it in some depth as we carry on, knowing actually that our futures are safe because material reality is derived from spiritual reality.
The alternative to that is that all natural reality is self contained and self held, i.e., nature somehow created itself by accident.
And I don't think many people believe that anymore.
Do you believe that anymore?
I'm going to get into the start of this episode. Episode by talking about the most recent events.
As you can appreciate, time itself is fluxing, flexing, hazy, and unstable.
So, you know, probably by the time I finish this sentence, like now, there is another war or something.
Someone like Trump might have bombed them or Iran might have had, like, you know, got some sort of new drone or sort of speedboat guerrilla technique thing.
But as far as I can tell you right now, Iran and the United States of America, your great country, have agreed to a conditional.
Two week ceasefire.
It sort of reminds me a bit like being in a relationship.
Like when a relationship, like with two humans, is in trouble, let's have a two week calling off.
When I've had them, it's been the relationship's over.
It never comes back from a two week calling off, does it?
It's never like, actually, why don't we stay married?
No.
It doesn't come back from that, Jake.
We were on a break.
We were on a break.
Maybe Iran can, like, I don't know, fund some Hezbollah and Hamas stuff during this, and America can infiltrate deeply, like with CIA manufactured valves blowing up.
In nuclear plants and CIA activity penetrating the nation deeply.
Anyway, let's have a look at who cares what I think.
Let's see what the British Broadcasting Corporation have to say about this, the lunatics.
The world watched on as Donald Trump's deadline came closer.
None more anxiously than here in Iran, where people formed a human chain on bridges and at power plants, waiting for any impending attack.
The US president had warned a whole civilization would die if Iran didn't agree to terms.
To reopen this stretch of I think that was the worst bit, wasn't it?
I don't know if you know that.
I'm friends with Tucker Carlson.
I love him.
And when he was like, well, this has now gone too far, I sort of felt like, oh, this is pivotal because I think President Trump needs an ally like Tucker Carlson.
I think he can sort of probably absorb Candace Owens because she's, well, at the most basic level, a black female.
And she's kind of, her kind of ministry is in some ways quite extreme, isn't it?
I happen to think she's rather.
Brilliant person and extremely brave.
But she's like Tucker Carlson sort of straddles what we all consider a Trump supporter sort of supposed to look like.
He used to be on Fox, he's white.
I remember John Oliver saying he looks like he's.
I think he called him a human boat shoe, which I think is quite, it's pretty good.
But it's derogatory.
But, and I love Tucker Carlson very deeply.
Also, no, he doesn't ever watch the internet, so I'll probably go away saying that.
But I love him.
And I think that if Tucker Carlson is not on board, that's kind of, and what Tucker is, is like he's a dude that's always been anti-war, that's like he didn't like the Iraq war.
And I see myself as there.
Don't you see yourself there?
Let me know in the comments and chat.
Jake, how's it shaping up?
Amidst the anti-Semitism and Islamophobia, is there anyone saying, look, I support Trump in general?
But I don't think this war was too much.
Is anyone saying something like this?
This is the threshold where we realize that whether Kamala Harris were president or Trump is president, you are having a war with Iran.
Can you remember, oh, way back about six months ago, whenever it was before the election, when they were like searching Mar-a-Lago for boxes and Trump was saying they're planning to go to war with Iran and we shouldn't have a war with Iran?
And Tucker previously saying don't have a war with Iran.
The only person that's always wanted a war with Iran, I think, is Lindsey Graham.
That Disney visiting oddity has.
Always, always wanted a war with Iran.
Let me know in the comments and chat.
Do you want a war with Iran?
What's people saying, Jake?
Do I say the anti Semitism stuff?
Just like say, find a way of saying it that doesn't seem so bad.
Everybody's blaming Israel in the chat.
Right.
Everyone's blaming Israel.
Okay.
That's a sort of a pretty strong view.
And one would understand that Israeli interests, and particularly with the bombing of Lebanon and whatnot, it does seem a little that way inclined.
Massey, do you feel capable of being objective on this matter as a sort of an Iranian, but also an Iranian who.
Peculiarly loathes Islamic migration into the UK.
So you've got both sides of the coin represented.
It was pretty hairy yesterday, but all my family's out of Tehran now.
So I was like, okay, those are just people I don't really care about.
But I don't know the people.
I don't care.
That goes to everyone in England, everyone globally.
I only care about the people I know.
And the sooner we all admit that, the sooner we can all move on with the rest of our lives.
That's quite a good point.
I mean, sort of say, like, it's a sort of a famous thought experiment now that if you were told there's going to be an earthquake tomorrow in China that's going to kill 100,000 people.
But you can prevent it, but no one will ever know you did this by chopping off your penis.
Like, not very many people will go, take it, take my penis.
Like, no, if they said everyone will know you did this, I think I'd do it.
But if it was like secret, I'd find that hard.
Only God would know.
Only God.
So the truth is, most of us, and in a way, I think quite rightly, most of us care about our actual ambient environment.
Yeah.
Like Dave, Jake, their families.
And I don't think that's necessarily bad.
I think that's human.
Of course, on one level, I'm aware of the connection of all of us as a human family.
I think that's rather wonderful.
But in another way, why would you be able to conceptualize 8 billion people across the globe?
Chinese, communists, Iranian, Muslim, Senegalese people, voodoo over here, and worship of sharks, Baal, Moloch.
It's all too much.
For me, I'd rather just go.
Why have we got countries for?
Is it helping anyone?
Is it benefiting anyone?
What about maximum decentralization?
Using this incredible technology that's being advanced in order to maximally control you and create a centralized empire where technology is used to control every aspect of your life.
You, you're quite a contentious individual.
Your vaccine schedule is going to include a lot of bromide and a lot of tranquilizers.
You, you need to get your ass in order.
You're getting some methamphetamines injected into you.
All of it.
We're describing the whole thing as like vaccines for meningitis or COVID or whatever.
Although that sounded quite highfalutin, sometimes I feel that's precisely the direction we're heading in.
Let me know what you think about that in the comments and chat.
I mean, the skies are being, it seems, blanketly sprayed in new blankets with grey aluminum.
It appears that the UK have acknowledged wanting to blank out the sun.
You know, so many things that were once regarded as conspiracy theories simply have to be acknowledged as inevitable facts.
And among them, and pertinently right now, What we most of all have to acknowledge is that whoever you vote for, you're getting a global empire.
That's just why I think, let me know in the comments and chat.
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I love Shia LaBeouf.
I absolutely love him.
Do you love him?
I really love him.
I don't care what he says.
One of them people is like Morrissey.
I don't care what he says.
He says what he wants.
Would you fuck with Chesterton?
I like that.
Homosexuals made me uncomfortable.
Good.
I like everything he says.
I just think he's really great.
And do you know what I've been thinking?
I want to go to New Orleans and like find and catch Shia LaBeouf.
Like go there, get him, and save him.
That's my city.
So you know the way around.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Well, he's at the jailhouse, I think, right now.
Is he in custody?
Yeah, the newest one he got into with the police that came to his house.
We should have had that clip.
Massey, pull.
Just kidding.
Don't pull that.
Why don't we go get him?
Let's go rescue Shia LaBeouf.
Let us catch Shia LaBeouf.
Do you remember Bill Hicks used to do this joke?
Let's hunt and kill Billy Ray Cyrus.
Like, it's a new game show.
Let's hunt and kill.
But I reckon let's catch and save Shia LaBeouf.
He's in New Orleans somewhere.
I got arrested in New Orleans once.
And, you know, if you've got a moment to step out of Armageddon, it was cool.
I got arrested on a movie set, certainly better than my recent arrests, like, because that's when it was real cool.
And, like, I'd gotten into it with a paparazzi.
I was driving around the city in a Mustang convertible with a Hungarian model.
I mean, the whole thing was glamorous.
A paparazzi came up to me.
I grabbed his phone, I threw it, and it went through a law firm window.
It was crazy, actually.
Then the police came and arrested me on set at a casino the next day.
I mean, I'm such a badass, aren't I?
And then, like, they took me to the police station.
That's when the fun stopped because there were a lot of people in orange, like, jumpsuits and stuff there being held as they were transitioning, I guess, to state or something.
Yeah, was it Angola that you went to?
No, I went there also, but that was just for a documentary.
Um, this one was I was just held briefly for damn criminal damage.
I actually think I was convicted of that potentially, anyway.
But the fact was, I did do it, so what can you say?
Ah, look, see, I tell the truth.
Um, like they, I'm a truth teller, I'm a truth teller.
I believe it.
I'm a truth teller.
I tell the truth.
Anyway, so while I was in that prison, like, there was one of the most offensive things was the toilet.
Now, not everyone recognised me as Katy Perry's husband, but some people did, and that was all right.
A lot of them people, the vibes in that New Orleans, remember, this is just where you're held by the police.
Shoddy Pre-Recorded Locals Segment00:02:41
Might be where Shire is right now.
So if he is there, I reckon I'll be able to infiltrate and get him out of there.
And also, if what's happening with Shire is, you know, we don't know, but maybe he's drinking too much.
I suspect that might be part of the issue, Dave.
Like, then we can go there.
We'll swoop him up and save his ass.
If you don't watch our show, Crack on where we talk about addiction, alcoholism, but all forms of addiction and how the techniques around addiction can be used to decouple you from conditioning.
You should watch that.
We do it, me, Dave, Jake chimes in, though he's not addicted to anything except ruthless power and control, if you ask me.
Anyway, let's get on with this global holy war, but let me know in the comments and chat if you want to participate in Save Shia LaBeouf.
I reckon this would be a good short, Massey, by the way.
Let's save Shia LaBeouf.
Let's go to New Orleans.
Let's track him down.
Let's save him.
Let's bring him back here.
That's one of the things I want to do.
He'd like it over here, I think.
I love him.
He'd be lovely.
We'd get him here.
He'd want to go to Catholic Church.
He'll go to St. Rita's.
Kyle will look after him.
We'll go, look, we've got some Catholics.
Look after you, mate.
We'll look after you, Shire LeBeuf.
You're lovely.
I chatted to him one time.
He's a lovely bloke.
Brilliant, brilliant actor.
Peanut butter falcon.
Anyway, those of you that are watching us on locals, hey, we love you guys.
Are you still in there with like sensitive hearts?
Sorry, I've not looked at it.
I don't put the comments in front of me no more.
It stops me concentrating.
But Jake's looking at them.
Who's in there?
Bad old, blessed old bird.
Paul Shroe by his mother.
There's some chatter about people saying, can locals get some love?
And then other people are saying, well, this is probably just a pre recorded video, so you won't acknowledge locals.
If it's pre recorded, how do I know to say the right?
Read a comment, Jake, to show them from locals.
Monsanto has patents on aluminum resistant GMOs.
I think that's some really shoddy comment reading from you there.
Firstly, you start with the name of the country.
Do it again.
It's like radio.
Hey, so and so says, da list like that.
Some of these names are.
And you have to bring a bit more.
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I'm going to interview you.
I should have done this before.
XQX says not pre recorded.
XQX also says shoddy lol.
So he's pointing at you there, Jake.
What?
Shoddy what?
See, this is live.
Shoddy lol.
Shoddy lol.
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Ceasefire Not What You Expect00:03:38
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All right, let's have a look at what the BBC said about this war because I didn't much like seeing those poor folks on that bridge.
Reopen this stretch of water, the Strait of Humuz, a fifth of the world's oil supply.
Normal news seems like children's news now, doesn't it?
What it is is mass media, centralized media, is irrelevant.
And even when I watch what my daughters watch, say, on YouTube, and I try not to watch too much because it's evil, like, I see that it's better.
Like, than even kids' TV.
It's bespoke.
That's what it is, it's bespoke.
Television's too clumsy.
Look at this stretch of water.
It's the Strait of Hormuz.
Now, when we first talked about it, I didn't know what it was.
Then I heard Massey say it once, now I knew how to say it.
Then I looked at what it meant strategically, now I understand it all.
Everyone does.
The whole myth of the experts falling apart.
Of course, there are, you can have an aristocratic class of true experts that know a bunch of stuff about medicine and all sorts of things.
But when it comes to journalism, are you joking?
Like the New York Times.
We're the New York Times.
Have you ever watched that movie, the Scorsese movie, Gangs of New York?
What it quickly exposes to you that the institutions, you know, like decent institutions, you could say, like the NYPD or the fire department, like people that, yeah, hey, 9 11, we realized that we needed those guys, didn't we?
Well, at the same time, you know, concurrent with that, we emerged of criminal gangs as well as other institutions.
And you know this, and I know this.
Government is a criminal enterprise.
They're taking your money, they're taking your taxes.
Don't get involved in left, right, Democrat, Republican, just go, I'm not paying taxes anymore.
I declare my independence from my nation.
I want to run my own community democratically.
I'm willing to participate.
I'm willing to die for what I believe in.
You know, live a life that's worth living.
The world's oil supply is usually transported through it, but it's been effectively closed for more than a month.
Shortly before the deadline came a big update.
Donald Trump announced on his Truth Social platform an immediate, conditional, two-week ceasefire.
Then a few hours ago, perhaps an indication of hope for a permanent end, with the president calling this a big day for world peace.
saying Iran has had enough and so has everyone else.
But the war of words shows no sign of stopping, with both sides claiming victory.
Iran presenting the U.S. with a 10-point plan, describing it a humiliating retreat for Trump.
But fundamentally, the military objectives of the United States have been completed.
So that means, as the president has said, very shortly this war is going to conclude.
And I think the nature of the conclusion is ultimately up to the Iranians.
Israel has said it supports the decision to suspend strikes, but the ceasefire does not include Lebanon.
Where Israel is fighting Iranian backed militant group Hezbollah.
Negotiations are expected to take place in Pakistan on Friday, but will be difficult, with differing accounts already emerging on how this ceasefire was agreed.
As the world wakes up and welcomes the news of any peace, oil prices have dropped, but are still higher than when the war broke out.
And the Gulf continues to bear much of the brunt of uncertainty.
Overnight, a rocket attack killed civilians in the Iraqi capital, Baghdad.
This is not what you might expect a ceasefire to look or sound like.
Lebanon.
Deadness of Sin and Apocalypse00:02:50
I always forget, because of the immersive information sphere that we all live in these days, I find it very hard whether it's Epstein Islands and the victims of paedophilia and rape on that island and within those, whatever those peculiar esoteric, occultist, celebrity, weird control cults are doing.
I forget.
Because I'm so interested in the intrigue and the kind of occult evil, I forget, oh no, this is actual people.
Same with this war.
And because I think the information becomes kind of desensitizing.
Part of me last night when it said there's going to be an apocalypse and like we might be on the brink of nuclear war, part of me felt like sort of a bit pleased about it.
Like, well, good.
I mean, at least that represents some sort of change.
So I mean, I was sort of like, I wasn't entirely against it.
Like, what do you think about this philosophical idea?
You are going to die.
Does it matter if you die on your own in a hospital bed surrounded by devoted relatives or in a sudden explosion in the middle of Tehran?
Does it matter?
Death is death.
I don't know.
Who cares in one way?
But in another way, is there access to the infinite power and joy and compassion of God through your own human heart?
And if you don't do that, then it also kind of doesn't matter.
I mean, the Christian perspective is if you're not in Christ, you are already dead.
You're dead.
You're living in the deadness of sin.
You're living in the illusion that.
Pleasure and satisfaction can be wrested from this world if only you manage properly.
And that is a kind of death.
And I mean that when I, Chris Lewis, he's brilliant because he gives you this opportunity.
He says, if you accept Christ, you will look back at your life and see that it was all heaven, that you were always being ingratiated into this divine wisdom and participation in the kingdom.
But if you reject Christ, your whole life will be purgatorial because it will never be fully satisfying.
Always on the brink of hiccuping or gagging or some sort of semi satisfaction.
Orgasm that gets caught in your urethra, living some sort of half life, some pointless, empty, disconnected life.
Do you know what I mean?
Or is this further evidence of my madness?
Because I know there's enough of it.
Hey, Joe, welcome to the show.
Where are you?
What is that conservatory?
I'm at my friend Matt's house looking after these little Yorkshire Terriers.
Four of them.
Turn off your audio or whatever.
What's it you got to do?
What's that tinniness?
And looking after four Yorkshire Terriers.
That's crazy.
They've got to be kept apart as well where they fight.
You're actually like the UN then.
You're sort of keeping apart the Houthis, Hezbollah, Lebanon.
You're Joe, peacekeeping, but with Yorkshire Terriers.
I mean, in infinity, what's the difference?
Four Yorkshire Terriers, you know.
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Democracy Nationalism Pivotal Point00:15:54
The world watched on as Donald Trump's deadline came closer.
None more anxiously than here in Iran, where people formed a human chain on bridges.
We watched it all, we'd watched it all and went back to the beginning.
I don't know where was we in that.
Can you remember that I'd seen that bit?
That was the beginning.
Massy, do you know what happened?
How long was that clip?
Did we watch all of it?
It didn't sit well.
We watched a lot, mate, yeah.
All right, so this is like that thing.
Check this out.
This is new rhetoric, I'd say.
A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.
I don't want that to happen, but it probably will.
However, now that we have complete and total regime change where different, smart, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionary, revolutionarily wonderful.
That's an interesting adverb.
Revolutionarily wonderful can happen.
Who knows?
We will find out tonight one of the most important moments in the long, complex history of the world.
I can't believe this.
47 years of extortion, corruption, and death will finally end.
God bless the great people of Iran.
He is doing diplomacy in a new way.
There's no question.
Do you think Trump actually, they give him a phone, he has access to it?
I've seen it.
Haven't you seen that?
He's doing that.
I've seen it.
I actually can't imagine anything else other than that.
That's the thing, that throughout this, some people think, don't you?
Probably not you because you're watching this on Rumble.
If you're watching this on YouTube, we'll just be with you a few more minutes.
Get over to Rumble.
But if you're watching this later on, In some of our cut down content distributed widely across the internet.
Some people believe that people like me or Alex Jones were sort of supportive of Trump in the run up to the election.
I'd like to say that my position does not fluctuate.
I don't think whether you vote for Keir Starmer or Donald Trump or Kamala Harris or you just put a name there, Macron, anyone, unless there is significant systemic change using the technology that exists these days to bring about direct participatory democracy.
using the technology that they want to use to assert digital ID, facial recognition technology, mass biometrics and total control.
Unless you use that to create democracies where we run our own communities with the principle being minimum centralization, maximum control for the population.
Unless that change is made, you're just going to be quarrelling about the personalities of the people that preside over the destruction of the earth.
So whether you're like an ultra, ultra liberal person or an extreme nationalist, I think what would be better for you would be to advocate for actual democracy.
As Mike Bent explained, when people say democracy now, they don't mean the process of electoral exchange and the representation of the will of the people.
They mean a set of institutions that remain fundamentally the same.
Regardless of which party's in office, you don't need to look much further than Rumble's own Dan Bongino for an example of that.
Dan Bongino presumably left Rumble to work at the FBI full of optimism and hope and good spirit.
He's a person that's tried to run for Congress, hasn't he, in the past and stuff like that.
And then he's gone there for, I don't know, six months a year and gone, uh oh, I don't like this.
Now, I've not spoken to Dan Bongino about that.
On occasions when I have met Dan Bongino, how I found him to be is like a person of the kind of earth authenticity that you'd want from a public service official.
However, what I reckon is that everything's so.
Awfully, dreadfully corrupted by exactly the kind of interest that all of us kind of talk around, whether it's sort of lobbyist groups, donor groups, whether it goes all the way to a cultist interest or not, I don't know who could ever know such a thing.
It's by its nature, cult means sort of separate and hidden.
It's like the inverse of holy, it's set apart in a dark way.
And what I want to tell you is, unless we, the people, collectively, to use those wonderful words that Scott Adams pointed out, are like a kind of, God rest his soul, a kind of incantation, we, the people, all of us, beyond all forms of denomination and division, say that, well, actually, we're all. collectively responsible for ourselves, those that we love, and the planet and one another.
Let's recognize our fallibility and fallenness.
Find a way through the incarnate king to realize the truth about yourself and participate in life meaningfully.
Unless we're all willing to undertake that deliberately through coaching, mentorship, good leadership presence, recognizing that not everyone can do everything all the time, that I'm broken, you're broken, even Dave and Jake are broken, even Joe, in spite of his ability to look after those four Yorkshire Terriers.
No, Joe's all right.
He's okay.
No, Joe, sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned it.
He's not on the list.
He's okay.
Massy's more broken than any of us.
We're all broken.
And unless we have a system of democracy that can accommodate our mutual brokenness, but our mutual glory in him, then as is becoming increasingly clear by the second, we are fucked.
Donald Trump is an amazing sort of individual out of capitalism and market forces and entrepreneurialism and modern television.
But he is very, very limited when it comes to, I would say, operating in the impossible situation that geopolitics will always lead us to.
What we're going to have, Genghis Khan.
Khan versus Alexander the Great, sort of polar powers quarrelling and quibbling using nuclear weapons, till we've got a bipolar world, and think of the other implications of bipolar, where China and the United States ball it out for unipolar control.
That's no good to anybody.
The technology that we have right now can either be used to assert total control or to create participatory democracy.
I'm obviously advocating for the latter.
We should be looking for opportunities for true, direct, participatory democracy.
It's the Only way to end continual war.
But that's just what I think.
Let me know what you think in the comments and the chat.
Let's get back to this content.
They have till tomorrow.
Now we'll see what happens.
I can tell you they're negotiating, we think, in good faith.
We're going to find out.
We're getting the help of some incredible countries that want this to be ended because it affects them also.
A lot of people are affected by this.
But we're giving them.
We're giving them till tomorrow, 8 o'clock Eastern Time, and after that, they're going to have no bridges, they're going to have no power plants.
Stone Ages, yeah.
It's so explicit, so unusual, actually, isn't it?
I mean, I was trying to think yesterday after Massey told me things are hot enough.
I was too busy.
I was talking to Jamie Winship about realizing your identity in Christ.
If you haven't read the book Living Fearless, you should certainly read that.
It's an amazing book.
We'll have him on the show pretty soon.
I was thinking, I wonder what it would have been like if you'd had media like we have now during the Second World War when Hiroshima and Nagasaki happened.
And it's like, they've just killed thousands and thousands of people in Japan.
You'd be like, whoa, man, this is not sustainable.
So, definitely the way that we communicate is participating to the sense of heightening and expediting exponential doom.
But it's also causing it.
It's not only a kind of an illusion, it's also actual.
Let's have a look at Alex Jones.
He's been in the game a while.
See what he's saying.
A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought.
back again.
That is the definition of genocide.
Not a war, not a defensive war, but a literal bombardment like Martians, you know, attack us and we don't have a defense.
I want to be clear.
I am proud I backed Trump the last 10 years.
So much good happened.
Globalism was absolutely discredited and dismantled.
It's part of a larger wave worldwide.
But this new Trump really started when Elon Musk got run out of there.
The last eight months is a disaster.
Hmm.
That's an interesting perspective from Alex Jones.
Let me know what you think about that in the comments and chat.
The Iranian regime is killing Iranian civilians.
That's why we have to kill Iranian civilians.
I guess that's sort of part of the logic that we're all participating in.
One of the complexities of our current situation is that no one can present a single truth.
There perhaps, as the postmodernist claim peculiarly, when it comes to the human and political level, is no particular truth.
That is why you need the transcendent, sublime, divine truth of God.
Babylon, baby.
A real person because his presentational skills are unusual and his head movements.
But I guess it's a different culture.
Whoa, that's really, that's a brilliant asset, isn't it?
When you watch that, you see that the kind of excellent belligerence of Trump when it comes to being able to generate through a minimal amount of content, hysteria and sort of fear and potency, that can be matched.
Like we're in a new type of information war.
That's extraordinary that they will just unmask.
We know where that is, and we can do that.
And here's a, like, if you're listening to this without visual, it showed like a bunch of very powerful executives present at an AI facility in Saudi Arabia, and they demonstrate that they know his exact location, and presumably it's somewhere that's militarily accessible to them.
So, this is, I suppose, maybe it's always been the case that in war, you know, both sides are vulnerable.
Otherwise, it's not a war, it's tyranny and total domination.
But to have this kind of access to information in real time, it's sort of extraordinary.
It's really weird, I suppose, because remember, this is, I think, I heard Dave Smith say this first, but in 2008.
There was the Occupy movement happened, and the Occupy movement was interesting because it felt like there was a new sort of unity in politics.
Everyone, left and right, recognized that the financial system was corrupt because of the collapse of its own self induced greedy collapse and criminality.
And then that's when identity politics emerged.
You see something like that, and you realize the kind of ridiculousness of us quibbling and quarreling about people's sexual, racial, and cultural identities when we have at our fingertips, as we have.
Done since the Second World War, the power for total annihilation and destruction.
It's difficult for me to imagine that this is beneficial to have this kind of discourse and these kind of exchanges of Trump saying we'll blow up all your bridges and them saying we'll blow up your AI plant where there's images of various executives.
I mean, this just sounds like we're on the brink of a new level of violence and horror, however, this cease power plays out.
And I actually think that if you're a concerned Participant in the citizenry of any nation, France, England, Iran, the obviously important nations on the global stage like the United States have a greater obligation that you need a different type of approach and government.
I don't know that personality politics can ever work again.
And in a way, it sort of, I don't know, I'm just looking at this as best I can with the limits of my own understanding, but it seemed for a minute we were moving into this time where these perfectly groomed politicians were de rigueur, even whether, you know, someone like Mac.
Someone like Justin Trudeau, obviously great examples like Obama, Clinton, Blair, like brilliant media operators that looked like leaders.
And that was so ugly and disgusting and unpleasant and unreliable and deceptive and untrue that it wrought this new nationalism and weird, quirky leaders, milieu, like your man there, Javier Milieu, in Argentina and the rise of nationalism.
But nationalism is a good idea when compared to globalism.
And nationalism that's not, I would say, Ethnically obsessive or genocidal, I think is the kind of answer.
You know, when you see people say, well, if you went to Japan and there were no Japanese people in Tokyo, wouldn't you feel a bit like, oh, what's this now?
I don't know, man.
I don't know what the importance of ethnic and national and racial identity is, ultimately.
But I do know that if you have a perspective, it should be consistent.
It should be a consistent one.
So, look, what I feel is we might be at a pivotal point where we're not just looking at.
Whether or not this superpower wins or that superpower wins, we might be looking at can we have nations and politics in the same way as we have done in the last hundred years when all of this ultimately technology exists?
For example, look what's happening as a result of cryptocurrencies.
Look at the threat that obviously represents to financial institutions that benefit from being able to print money literally and control the flow of resources.
It's changed it radically.
Look at what's happening in the information sphere.
It's just changing radically all of the time.
And I think it's only.
It's necessary that it's represented on the political plane.
It's necessary.
A necessary evolution needs to take place.
And I think centralised political forces are trying to maintain it when it's over.
It's like they're clinging on to a corpse.
The political body is dead.
And I think that in a way you could say that A peculiar, ulterior indication was that Biden was like a dead man walking, and that Trump, too, is an older guy.
That, in though he has these very modern skills, one might say, when it comes to the bombast, jingoism, and excellent utilization of social media, it's like an older person.
I'm trying not to criticize Trump because I sort of feel like I'm in a world where it's, yeah, I don't like the way that liberal people really attacked him when I think that actually what he was doing was pretty significant and powerful.
And also, maybe I'm scared to a degree because I'm an exile in America with a lot of.
Serious personal issues in my own country, the UK.
But what I think is that it's stupid anyway to go on about the individual characters of world leaders because it's the systems themselves that are corrupt and you could put anyone in, anybody, and this would happen.
That's my main point.
My main point about this conflict is it shows you that if you'd voted for Kamala Harris, I reckon you would still have this conflict.
That's the thing that I can't get away from.
This is global agenda.
This is a global agenda.
And some people regard that as being sort of ultimately, oh, Israel controls the global agenda.
And certainly, Israeli interests seem to be being advanced in this conflict.
That seems to be happening, doesn't it?
And I don't know, man.
Like you and like everyone, I don't know where this leads.
But I do know that the only way to end it is by changing political systems radically in a way that's been evident for the last 20 years and isn't being implemented precisely because it would remove the ability of the political.
Class to continually collaborate with the institutions and elites that run the empire.
That's just what I think, though.
Global Holy War Analysis00:02:35
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Um, do you think I've done enough on this subject, or would you like to see?
Uh, there's that chain of human beings.
I mean, let's just look at a few of these assets because it'll give you some advantages when we cut this.
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I mean, even when you're looking at YouTube, you want that one where it's like not got ads in it.
I hate seeing adverts.
I hate it.
It disgusts me.
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It's also like potential countdown to Armageddon.
They've got to know.
This is JD Vance saying, you know, Armageddon's on the cards.
They've got to know.
We've got tools in our toolkit that we so far haven't decided to use.
The President of the United States can decide to use them, and he will decide to use them if the Iranians don't change their course of conduct.
Oh, this is not good, man.
This is not a good time, is it?
But then, I don't know, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, I wonder.
And I suppose from the perspective of eternity, a century is nothing.
It's nothing.
Perhaps this is the outplaying of events that began with the First World War.
What do you think?
Is that.
A plausible analysis.
First of all, I want to tell the Israeli government and the Israeli leaders that the moment Israel uses a nuclear warhead against any other country, including against Iran, it will be the demise of Israel as a country, as a state.
So that's pretty clear.
I suppose these are the kind of precipitous pieces of ongoing information that suggest, yeah, this is new.
We've not been here before.
Those people that sort of say before Trump got into office, say the left and like your liberal establishment figures, like say if you watch late night TV or mainstream media and MSNBC, Gilbert was saying, Trump, if he gets elected, there's going to be a global holy war, right?
That's what they were saying.
And this is sort of a global holy war.
But I suppose what other people would contest, say that if you wanted to take the dichotomy of American politics in a Republican Democrat way, they were saying, well, global imperialism is advancing.
Transcend Circumstances Through Awakening00:02:44
Through the Democrats at such a pace, it's kind of terrifying, as well as the annihilation of values that seem fundamental to human identity and nationhood.
So, in a way, look, do you not know that there are powers in this world that are significant enough to have a contingency for Trump or Kamala Harris?
That's the true horror.
That there are powers so great that they're able to say, if Kamala Harris wins, we do this.
If Trump wins, we do that.
Maybe it goes even beyond that.
Maybe they do control dominion voting machines.
Maybe they do determine in advance.
Maybe it's that awful.
Let me know in the comments and chat where you stand on that.
And Lord, enter this conversation because surely no human being understands this.
Ah, what a relief.
The Lord is my shepherd.
I lack nothing.
He makes me lie down in green pastures, He leads me beside quiet waters.
He refreshes my soul.
He guides me along the right paths for His namesake.
Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me.
Your rod and your staff, they comfort me.
This is an indication of the deepest reality that we're being moved through what appears to be time and space by a divine, omnipotent force that, if we turn towards Him, will guide us and lead us.
Makes me lie down in green pastures.
Nourishment, Vedant, nature.
A green pasture is nature.
Harnessed.
He leads me beside quiet waters, the flow of consciousness, the prima materia, the living water.
He refreshes my soul.
We can be restored.
That feeling of worthlessness and uselessness and despair that I've known many times in my own life, I've been suicidal a bunch.
You can come back from there.
You can actually transcend your personal circumstances.
He guides me along the right paths for his namesake.
You could see them as physical paths that you walk, the Tao or the way that Christianity was originally known as, or you could see it as the neurological paths through which electromagnetic energy. Travels and that your consciousness is observable as but goes beyond.
Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me.
Your rod and your staff, they come for me.
As you know, that psalm goes on to say that you will eat in the presence of your enemies and be anointed among them.
And that's my hope for us.
We are the people that hold the power.
The reason they work so hard to control you and to divide us is because they know that when we awaken, power will reside with him who is truly powerful, not in counterfeit.
And imitative realities and facsimiles of power that cannot hold the rod nor staff.
That's just what I think.
Rumble Wallet Fiction One Clip00:02:38
Let me know what you think in the comments and chat.
We're going to have a quick word from one of our partners.
When I come back, I'm going to shut up and let my friends talk and we'll chill a bit.
You know why people are moving to crypto because the world's going crazy and everything's collapsing.
But here's the problem most wallets still plug into the same system we're trying to escape from in the first place.
That's why Rumble built Rumble Wallet.
Yeah.
It's a self custodial wallet that lives inside an ecosystem that actually defends free speech and financial freedom.
No bank.
Holding your balance.
Not even Rumble can touch your funds.
They build it, then they sort of swallow the key themselves and then, when it comes out of their digi butt as a sort of digi stool, they just flush that away, never to control it again.
This is your money on your keys, on your terms.
Let me tell this in my own way, in my own time, in my own clothes.
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It's the only wallet I use.
Or maybe that Pulp Fiction one that says bad mother on it.
That or this.
They're the only ones I would use.
Open it up.
Take out the money.
So if you're serious about sovereignty, financial and digital, this is where you level up.
Go to wallet.rumble.com.
Go to wallet.rumble.com.
Great work on the ads there, Massey.
They're really good.
Really good.
Well done.
Cheers, mate.
I enjoyed making those ones.
What were those clips?
Because we didn't have an app on our screen, and I saw you laughing.
It was like, give it like the before.
I saw the Pulp Fiction one, but what other clips did you use?
Give me back my money because you talk about Rumble Wallet.
If you make a donation through Rumble Wallet, you don't have to beg them to withdraw the money.
And it was a clip from Lockstock when they have the poker game and they throw that fella out who's lost his money.
He's like, Give back my money.
Give back my money.
And they just shut the door on him and he's got nothing to do.
So he just goes, Wankers.
Wankers.
Our ads are entertaining.
Can you please compliment us on our ads?
Because I think they're good.
They are good.
Let's face it, if we're not able to do good ads, we won't get money.
We don't know if they work.
Do you like them?
Are you using them?
Pornography Drugs Forgiveness Film00:07:10
That was Raul Julia as well, the guy who played Gomez Adams in Street Fighter playing M. Bison.
And they're making a new Street Fighter movie now with Andrew Schultz and people like that in.
But Raul Julia was dying when he made that movie.
But because his son was such a big Street Fighter fan, he went and did that.
He looks awful and stuff.
And he made it.
He did the most definitive M. Bison ever.
And he's just epic.
So, yeah.
Definitive M. Bison?
What kind of a nerd are we dealing with?
Who wants to define M. Bison?
M. Bison?
Like one of the baddies out of Street Fighter.
You've remembered that.
Like, that's me.
I do remember, say, for example, Forgive me, father.
Like the pornography film Garage Girls, which was one of the first pornography films.
Like when I was a boy, children, not children, young people, children actually don't listen to this, it's awful.
Like pornography was quite hard to get.
And I always had the great blessing of stealing my, forgive me, Ronnie Brand, my dad's film, like from, like when I would see him at the weekends, how I love you, dad.
Like you'd be watching, he loves me.
He's not in the film, it's not his film.
Yes, he is.
And he doesn't.
No, like Garage Girls, it was his.
Now, oh man, actually, I shouldn't be thinking about it because it's pornography and it's not good for your spirit, is it?
It's not good for your spirit.
But Garage Girls was a fine piece of pornography.
As the name suggests, it was set in a garage.
And the women, Belinda, Samantha, Barbara, which is my mum's name, and then like some other name, Sarah, I think was the other one, they were the Garage Girls.
Now, it had a lot of very funny bits in it.
Now, because it was the only pornography I had, I watched it quite a lot.
And sometimes I remember little phrases like, that's it, suck.
That up, and they're like they're from garage girls, you know.
Or, uh, yeah, she was into blowjobs the way that other people were into tennis, like, you know, badly acted.
Knowing Coliseums don't even talk about filthy stuff.
Um, but, um, why am I thinking about that?
Oh, because of you, Massey.
Because, like, remembering like characters from computer games, and what about what Bruce Lee on the spectrum?
Ding, like, it's pretty good, um, like, and things like that, you know.
Garage girls.
I mustn't think about it.
I can feel the thread.
I can feel the evil one.
I can feel the evil one.
The enemy is getting me.
Lock away.
I thought M. Bison was in it.
So you were going to bring it all together, but he wasn't.
I've remembered all of them.
I sort of want to watch it out of nostalgia, but the thing with pornography is you can't nostalgically watch it because the thing is, that's pornography.
It's like heroin.
Little watch along.
You might.
Do a watch along.
You might as well do a use along of heroin.
Because you think.
Yeah, you can't mess with it.
You sort of think that you can handle pornography.
Like, I've not looked at pornography for probably five years, right?
I don't look at it.
I don't, as our beloved.
Friend Sheila Burke, who we're going to go and rescue from New Orleans, would say, I don't fuck with pornography, right?
But if you look at it, you'll go, This is absolutely brilliant.
I don't need to do anything else ever again.
That's why I don't look at it.
Thank you, God, by God's grace.
And if you have a problem with pornography, ask a Russ how to never do it again and I'll explain it.
You have to just go through the terrible anguish of like the feeling of wanting to look at pornography and then go, No.
And then when you say no to it, like your body would go, Oh, ah.
But as Jamie Winship says in his book, Living Fearless, like, You should be so close to Christ that you just don't even want, like, I can't.
Like, and I did it today when I go to hot yoga, and there's a lot of very, you know, it's mostly, I mean, that's about 50 50 split actually, but, you know, it's people wearing not many clothes doing yoga.
And as soon as I feel my eyes, like, go to look at people, I go, no, don't leave Christ, stay with him.
Like, now, when I was actually taking heroin and crack all the time, you didn't have to tell me, think about cracking heroin all the time.
I just did it naturally.
I would just naturally think, I better get some cracking heroin.
Like, I didn't need no reminders, didn't need a beeper.
Like, hey, you better get some cracking.
I would do it automatically.
And if something got in the way of my cracking heroine, I wouldn't, like, I'd say, well, listen, I'll, like, oh, you've got to do some foreign travel.
No problem.
I'll stick it up my bum.
I'll stick it up my bum and then travel with it.
It's in the movie.
See, and get them to the Greek.
You know, that's how I approached it.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just a standard practice.
I was doing shows in between Ibiza and the UK.
Like, I was with dear old Tess Daly, who now, God love her.
What a lovely woman she is.
Like, she was doing, like, me and her, she does things like dancing with the stars in the UK.
I think it's called Strictly Boreham in our country.
We don't, like, strictly come dancing.
When, like, um, Me and her used to present this thing in a beefa, and I used to be on MTV presenting these things.
And I was addicted to heroin.
So the thing is, I'm sure you can get heroin very easily in a beefa, but I wasn't that sociable, really.
I've never been that sociable.
I only really like talking to people I know or serving the Lord through helping the brokener.
That's part of my identity.
Anyway, so I'd have to bring the heroin up the bump.
Now, like, not too much, just enough for the weekend.
It's not causing a problem once you get used to it.
And like, so, and some people like that stuff.
Anyway, so like, I would take it there.
And I would do the old drugs and I would never ever not think about it.
Now, all you need to do is have a relationship with God that's like your self obsession and your self effacing mind that's thinking you're self obsessed anyway.
So just talk to God all of the time and you will improve.
As long as you're doing these other things, actually reading his word in the Bible and you're around other people that believe in God and you're praying regularly, you have to, and then life will still be hard and you will maybe sometimes still feel like, I can't live on this plane, it's too awful.
Well, it's because you're designed for another reality, but we will soon be there probably in about an hour.
If this madness carries on, check the countdown.
Check the countdown.
Yeah, where are we?
10 seconds from certain death.
You're right there, beloved Massey, because you look like you're about to say something, darling.
So, just on the drugs up the bottom thing, were you that much of a smack addict you didn't care about poo being on your drugs?
Yeah, it's wrapped up.
You just get that off.
It's in a bag.
I want, like, it's sort of a bag.
Yeah, but then you've got to use your thing.
Did you have gloves or something to get it out of there?
No, get out of there.
I'm not squeamish about human bodies, by the way.
I mean, like, without going into it.
But, like, I like human bodies.
They're going to be really beautiful.
Well, I.
That is something you have to do as a drug addict, like, when you travel, you do have to do that.
Well, you know, yeah.
Cocaine.
Eight balls of cocaine.
And once.
Oh, then you've got to sniff that.
It's a smell of poo, won't it?
What about when that's someone else?
How do you think it gets in the country in the first place?
I would do it like, you know, I didn't know Joe's butt.
It's not going up people's asses, surely.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
If it's like.
Ricks of it.
Ricks up people's ass drugs, wouldn't you?
I would do Joe's butt drugs or Dave's without a second thought.
If Dave had come from another, like, by plane travel and, like, had drugs on him, I know in my heart of hearts and my anus of anuses that has been up his bum.
And I just wouldn't think twice.
Like, you know, like, no problem.
Yeah, straight up the ootah.
Straight up.
And the same with beloved Joe, much more likely.
But these skills that we learn as drug addicts, they will serve us well.
As our friend Eddie Gallagher says, your pain will serve you well.
Eurovision Voting Chaos Blocked UK00:06:24
These crazy things you learned in the darkness, they will serve you well in the kingdom.
Because if you're people that are willing to get off your face, get off your nut, do crazy stuff, you're part of the army.
That's why our Lord, he was straight to him, wasn't he?
He was to the broken.
There he is, the fella.
You need to put him next to you.
Yeah, he needs to become.
Sorry, Jesus.
I went with two bachelors.
That was Garage Girls started all that.
You stay here between me and what I say.
Guard my mouth.
Guard my lips, Lord.
I love you, Lord.
I love you.
There you go.
He's brought me back from the very precipice he has.
Massey, don't do those jokes.
I can see you thinking them.
I think them too.
But I've been guided away.
I've been guided away by him.
The Lord is my shepherd.
I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures.
And when my beautiful dog died, that's when I realized he's a shepherd.
He's a shepherd.
And he is the thread that's brought me closer into intimacy with our Lord.
All right.
So let's have a look.
Let's do a bit of adverts for Polymarket.
Will the Strait of Hermuz be back to normal by the end of April?
Dave, tell me what that means.
31% chance.
So that's saying not good.
31, that means, and who will win the Eurovision Song Contest?
Yeah, Israel can't.
I don't think Israel can win.
I mean, look, I don't think it's funny, but Israel's not in Europe.
I don't know what they're going to have to change the name of the whole thing, I would say.
But, like, hey, you know, is Turkey in Europe also?
So let's, you know, you don't know what the Eurovision Song Contest is because you're not a nerd.
It's a stupid thing, like Matty caring about M. Bison.
It's the singing thing.
Yeah, they sing and it's shit.
It's fun.
No, it's great.
It's shit.
What do you like?
The vote?
It's shit.
It's shit.
No, there's always some terrible Euro music.
It is shit.
It's so funny.
It's shit.
It's unbelievably shit.
Sorry for some really bad words.
Worst things on TV.
But the Wolf of America is a bad idol.
That doesn't mean it's not shit.
Let the Americans ask questions, Massey.
And then, right, Dave and Jake, ask questions and let Joe handle it.
So Lim will be in Joe's reality.
It'll be interesting.
Is it like the voice?
Or America's Got Talent, or.
Not really, no.
Because they're supposed to be established acts already that have been voted by the country to represent your nation in this competition, right?
So, like, England will have someone representing them, France, Germany, Spain.
And then it's like one, they'd be like the final with a voice with a person from each country around Europe.
And they're shocking.
They're real camp mad.
Flambeau and it's all like it's a bit of a freak show, isn't it?
Let's say it as it is, it's fucking crazy.
One year, Giza won it, what looked like me in a dress, and that was a good year.
Like he was, and now you think he was Israel, wouldn't he?
He was a lass with a beard, looked like me, won it for Israel, me in a frock all day long.
Now, like, then, like, but in this, but let's have it right, Joe.
What about Abba won it?
Abba won it with Waterloo.
Waterloo couldn't escape if I wanted to.
That was when it was good.
Then we, the British, came up with but.
Fizz to be like them, you want to move it up and then you're gonna slow it down, whipping off them girl skirts and everything.
And it's good old days, and then like then it sort of starts to go a bit more mad.
And people winning with things like bing, bagga, bang, bagga, ding, bagga, dung, like people from mad as countries.
Are there professionals that are going like y'all don't understand this?
This is so much talent and culture that the it was camp, it was camp, and then it would vote and it'd be like a leaderboard.
You go around the countries of the world voting for, yeah, that's the best part.
But it's also political because, like, Israel would not vote for Ireland, would not vote for Britain, and like it would become a place.
Jedward kids, them two twins done it.
Jedward, like, that's a great example of what you're dealing with on there.
Do you know what I mean?
Jedward, what is that?
You'd have to pull up a little bit, pick what I'm dealing with.
What is that?
I've got Jedward, you need to see it.
Irish twins.
One's name's Jed, one's name's Edward.
So they call the band Jedwood.
It's bad.
But I think they were out of a talent show like iPlayer or iPod or Britain loves this or that.
Excellent.
The Will Fair.
Then they went on to Eurovision.
Eurovision movie.
Have you seen that?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what it's about.
It's hilarious.
It makes it brilliant.
So is it like that?
Yeah.
It's sort of, I don't know, man.
It's not evil.
It's just stupid.
It's just stupid, bad culture.
They sing and dance.
Yeah, they sing and don't.
Some of them do anything.
They play guitar or like any.
Get it up.
Why don't we watch it now?
Pull it up.
Like, pull it up.
It's massive.
I think it's got progressively worse.
Like, they must have lost viewers and then it's pulling viewers in because it's so bad.
No, it's massive.
So they play though.
It's being bad.
You know what I mean?
I'm not going to do that.
No, no.
It's getting too good now.
Everyone's getting too good at it.
And no, I like watching it for the shit European acts where you're like, what the hell is it?
It's like watching Euro Trash.
There's a show in England called Euro Trash where you'd see.
This weird stuff from Europe and then Eurovision is amazing.
Let's go to a.
Oh, God.
Thank God.
I don't think it's real.
Eurovision.
We'll do a segment on it.
All right.
Yeah, let's do a segment on it.
But hold on.
It's 60 minutes in.
Now, look, let's all have a little look at reality.
All right.
As far as we can determine, there is one.
Yeah.
I've got to do Charles' Easter message.
She'll do that.
Like, let's do that.
Trump Easter rhetoric.
Kanye blocked from the UK.
I'm kind of interested in Kanye blocked from the UK.
I think that'd be an interesting thing to do.
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