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Feb. 11, 2026 - Stay Free - Russel Brand
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Canada Reels from Its Deadliest School Shooting in Decades as the Epstein Files Escalate — SF681

Russell Brand on Stay Free dissects Canada’s deadliest school shooting in 40 years—Tumblr Ridge Secondary (9 killed, suspect a "female in a dress" or "gun person"—criticizing media euphemisms and framing it as a symptom of societal detachment from "the one true God." He ties this to Epstein files censorship ("Russian dolls of redaction"), accusing Trump allies like JD Vance and Pam Bondi of protecting elite networks, and mocking partisan hypocrisy by suggesting figures from Clinton to Chomsky may be complicit. The episode argues systemic corruption stems from godless culture, demanding radical transparency over political divisions. [Automatically generated summary]

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Gun Person Tragedy 00:12:45
Ladies and gentlemen, Russell Brand and Russell Russell Brand trying to bring real journalism to the American people.
Yes!
Hello there, you awakening wonders.
Thanks for joining me today for Stay Free with Russell Brand.
Look at this, we've got a new camera.
I can't, like, really, you shouldn't make the camera the point.
You should be professional enough to say, we're on Rumble, we're on Rumble Premium.
Have you checked out our content lately?
Are you following us that we're wading out face first into a holy war?
Brave, bold, up for it, gagging for it, that we're taking on cultural issues that other people might be flinching from a little.
Not us though.
We're willing to boldly stand as Christians and on the basis of the book and the natural law to which it alludes to tell you a few things.
Marriage!
That's a real thing, baby.
Got to get married.
You can't end human life.
You can't do it under any circumstances.
And human life is always human life.
And this is like this just in.
Is it in our script?
Just to introduce our beloved team here so people don't think I've lost my sense of priorities.
Jake's over there.
You can actually whip to Jake.
Oh, what a shot.
What a shot.
Yeah, there he is.
Jake Smith there.
Occasionally can be found doing Christian music.
I call it Moonlight in an Adultery, but you can find Jake Smith on Spotify if you want to listen to much of his great music there.
I prefer his solo stuff to the collapse.
We've got Liam holding the camera right now, Liam Sullivan of England.
And on the line, beloved Liam, we've got on the line, we've got Joe McCann from the UK.
He is Joe McCann.
Joe, ask questions later.
McCann, I call him.
You're right, my beloved brother.
How lovely to see you.
I've really missed you.
I've really missed you.
It's good to see you and all my dear, dear Massey.
You've made too many changes.
You've simultaneously had a haircut and gone to a new country.
And I can't help but think that these radical changes somehow have contributed to today's latest tragic events.
Canada has had its deadly, most deadly school shooting in 40 years.
Nine people killed, dozen injured.
Oh my God, this is going to be children, dead children.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Why does this have to keep happening?
Gun person in dress kills nine in school shooting.
Alright, so let's just focus for a second on, has anyone got the actual data, have children been killed in this messy?
I mean, it's a school shooting.
So is it nine little basically?
It's high school.
It's a high school.
So you see some of the kids walking out, but they're up high school later.
All right, so they're sort of teenagers or whatever.
All right, so there's nine families with their lives irrevocably and ruined.
That's the real story.
In Canada, too many of these school shootings happening everywhere.
One is too many.
The very fact that we don't have a sort of a what do we what do I want to say?
We don't really have a language for it.
A shooter described as a female in a dress killed nine people in a remote part of Canada on Tuesday.
Seven people died after being shot at Tumblr Ridge Secondary School.
May God rest their eternal souls.
May peace be upon them.
May the Lord forgive this murderer.
In British Columbia, while two more people were found dead at a nearby home, and the assumption is that's the parents of the shooter.
An alert was issued about an active shooter at the school in the small town of Tumbler Ridge.
The suspect was described in the alert as female in a dress.
The local police superintendent later described the suspect as a gun person in a brief briefing without giving further details about their identity.
Now, listen, obviously, let us take a moment to check in with actual reality.
Some children and young people have been murdered.
It's difficult to quantify or even understand or explain the agony and anguish.
I suppose the only thing one can do is think about someone that you love, or those of you that have lost someone to murder, or lost someone at all.
Full stop, because we've all know people that have died.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I don't mean to take your name in vain there, Lord.
I mean it is to emphasize what I'm about to say.
My dog died after the breed of dog he was, a pretty long and certainly well facilitated life.
And I don't think I'm ever going to get over it.
All right.
So I'm just going to declare that's the ground I'm standing on.
I don't like death.
I don't like death.
I don't feel good about it.
Sometimes I don't like it so much that I feel like I've got to embrace it.
You know, like I can't deal with the idea that I'm going to die, my wife's going to die, my kids are going to die, and you're going to die, and we're all going to die.
I mean, it really plays on my mind.
And I meditate on it and all that kind of stuff.
All right.
So I'm not being glib about death.
But I do want to say that when there is a kind of, when we find ourselves in some sort of quandary about how to describe someone who's shot children, I feel the lips curling upward at the corners because I know something's in this.
Some new absurdity is being exposed.
When you see the phrase gun person, a gun person, I don't want to be disrespectful, you know, I want to respect their identity.
A gun lady, don't want to dead name this person, have they shot themselves yet?
Don't they normally shoot themselves at around this point?
A gun lady, and believe me, she's all woman, whether she was born with a uterus or not, has murdered some children.
Really, anything that's going to be followed by the phrase has murdered some children, it's like, man, I don't fucking care.
They murdered some children.
I mean, unless they're firing bullets out of cocks on the center of their chest or shooting bullets out of their vagina, in which case, that has some sort of novel value.
What I want to focus on is the death of these children.
But as an aside, perhaps part of the reason that we've got rampaging mentally ill people from all persuasions, from all political hues, is because our culture has become godless.
Absolutely godless.
In fact, not godless, though.
It has lost its connection with the one true God and now worships anything.
If anything is God, then everything is God.
No, the other way around.
If everything is God, pantheonism, then anything is God.
You can freely choose what to deify.
And guess what?
Generally tend to deify themselves themselves, the self.
And what does it do to a culture when you say, if I feel like I'm a woman, then I'm a woman, or if I feel like I'm a man, I'm a man.
If you have amputation of body parts and hormone replacements to alter your identity, well it.
I don't know what the my own moral position is, but I can tell you that the book here says man, woman.
And if your system's working for you, i.e.
If it's tremendously successful, if we're going to mark this up as a triumph, if we're going to say, it's working really well, this new gender fluidity, and this, do you want me to go on to Liam's camera and then you can adjust that successfully?
If we're saying that this is a successful system that's being all good.
But then in a way, I've got to say, there's aspects of my own identity that I'm so enamored of and so dreadfully captivated by that I'm a kind of trans person myself in my own way.
What I mean to say by that is I'm so fascinated by my own identity.
Do you know what I mean by that, Joe, as an addict?
You know, sort of like you get so fixated by self.
But like there is, like, as Chappelle brilliantly joked about his own sort of fetish for, you know, when he was making jokes about trans folks and whatever, oh, same subject.
He said, there's no word for what I'm into because I think he was in feet, I think is the way that he took the joke.
But all of us are worshiping some sort of bizarre false idol that is attached to our identity.
That's part of our fallenness, part of our brokenness.
When the culture, though, starts to revere and erect idols connected to self-obsession, you're in serious trouble.
And the phrase gun person is an indication that we might be heading in that direction.
That our priorities might need radical re-evaluation and indeed a standard by which to set priorities.
Those two things.
Let's have a look at some of the news reporting.
So maybe we're ahead of this.
In Canada, at least 10 people, including the suspect, have been killed and dozens injured in what's being described as the country's worst mass school shooting.
It happened in British Columbia in a rural town called Tumblr Ridge.
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said six of those killed were found inside a high school and one person died on the way to hospital.
A suspect had been found dead with what is believed to be a self-inflicted injury.
A shelter-in-place alert sent during the attack identified the suspect as a female in a dress with brown hair.
Officials say they know the attacker's identity, but so far have not publicly revealed their name or gender.
Amazing.
Amazing.
All right.
So this is already, you can see the news trying to pre-chew the information before they give it to you.
Now, if the issue of trans identity politics is a sensitive one, and certainly when coupled with the murder of children, one could understand it taking on a new hue of febrile sensitivity, then let's recall that a similar modality was deployed when it came to COVID.
This is what I mean.
These idiots are too stupid to understand what to do in the event of a global pandemic.
Let's exaggerate and scare the shit out of them and then force them to take vaccines that don't work as well as we're saying they work at best, might be downright detrimental, certainly have been proven to cause myocardiators, pericardiators and other neurological conditions, have caused women to miscarry their babies.
All these things are true things about the vaccine, right?
And all of those things were obfuscated, masked and lied about at the advent of the pandemic.
Why?
Because if you tell people the truth, they're so stupid, poor bastards.
And they're talking about you and they're talking about me.
They're talking about all of us.
They're so stupid.
You're all so stupid that you won't make the right decision.
So whatever's going on with this Canada shooting there, and I pray for the people that are actually affected.
I'm not an idiot.
I realize this is a real thing to some people, that right now there are people in spasms of unimaginable grief that I think I might kill myself if that happened.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know if I'd have the strength.
God, only God would be able to save me if my kids were shot.
I'm telling you that.
However, right, it ain't happening to me.
What's happening to me is I'm sitting here drinking this protein drink and I have total compassion for the victims and I have total compassion as best as I can for the perpetrator and I feel disgust towards a media that's trying to manage it.
Not that, listen, if it is a trans person, by the way, it's not like, and therefore, fuck trans people.
Or if it's a Muslim people, therefore, fuck the Muslims.
Or if it's a Christian, therefore, fuck Muslims.
What it is in any event is, as you know already, the culture is fucked.
You know that, don't you?
You know it and I know it.
We all know it.
It's annihilated.
We need radical, radical change.
Nothing short of spiritual revolution, urgent and immediate, total submission and surrender and acceptance of objective principles that are verifiable and scripturally demonstrated is going to save us from the horror and hell of living in this sort of imagination land,
trade parker nightmare of like when someone goes into school and shoots up a bunch of kids, the news actually literally going, a gun person today, today a gun person whose rights we must respect shot dead some children, some young people.
I don't know how to describe these kids really.
Some of them, they were of a variety of ethnic identities.
All of our identities.
The kingdom of heaven is laid upon the earth and man sees it not, says Aquinas.
The kingdom of heaven is laid upon the earth and man sees it not.
All culture is laying upon the earth.
None of it's real.
None of it's real.
Like going, this baby is a Tottenham fan and this baby was born as a Tottenham fan was born today at 9 a.m.
It's not a Tottenham fan or even in fact mocking people for having an Asian accent.
They don't have that accent when they grow up in Western cultures.
So it's not to do with their race.
It's to do with their environment.
Therefore, it's not racist by definition to mock that type of accent.
That I'll unpack a little later.
But now let's have a look at a bit more of this mad hell in a hand cart bullshit.
That includes the deceased gun person.
Okay.
Includes The Deceased Gun Person 00:07:33
And then separately, do you know the gun person's relationship to the gun person?
So fans of Rick and Morty, and certainly that includes Massey, the editor and post-production producer of our show, said that it's like when they say bird person in Rick and Morty, bird person has, unfortunately, bird person has entered a school and has, I don't want to say murdered some children, unalive, some reverse birth, reverse birth, unwind life, unwind life to some children all the way back to dead.
Is it daughter?
Just normal life to see kids walking out of school with their hands held in the air so that they themselves are not subject to mistaken identity and shot themselves.
Here's some other mass shootings in Canada.
Now I did once see a marvelous piece of content from the incomparably gifted Charlie Brooker, a British writer and comedian, most famous for writing, what is it called Black Mirror on the show that's on the internet.
And Brooker, prior to writing Black Mirror, used to do this thing called News Wipe where he would analyze news.
And he did this marvelous thing where he scrutinized and critiqued the tropes that emerge when there's been a serial killing or a murderer.
And they got an expert on and the expert said, don't describe the killer like they're a hero, an anti-hero in a sci-fi movie.
And then it showed real footage of like, clad in black, the gunman swept into the school playground.
And then it went, don't hold up the number of victims like it's a tally in a football match, like a score that could be beaten.
That's how the news does it.
See, the news is not a moral arbiter because it is an entertainment product.
And as my brilliant friend Matt Morgan once remarked, all television media is a table on which you place products.
That's all it exists to do.
I.e., when trying to identify the essence of something, does it exist if you extract it?
And if the answer is, no, it doesn't exist when you extract it, you have identified its essence there, right?
Now, if you removed marketing revenue and advertising revenue from the news, you don't got no news no more.
It's gone.
It's over.
So what you've got is advertising and you.
So that's why it has to be sort of entertaining because they're competing.
Like BBC, want you to watch the BBC version.
There's been a bird person has killed some little adults in the mind with a gun-like device that could be vaginal.
No one wants to make any comments about the phallus or the penis.
In any event, we'd rather you watch this on the BBC, not ITV.
Keep paying that license fee.
MSNBC, hi, we've got Rachel Maddow coming up.
They've got lower thirds.
They've got graphics.
It's entertainment.
Remember, when we first started to learn about this, was the ascendancy of Trump.0, the first version of Trump.
CNN detested, loathed, despised, hated him.
But then they were like, oh shit, man, our viewing figures are so high when we report on Trump.
We've got to keep reporting on him.
So they hated him, but they sort of loved him because he really, really worked for them.
He was essentially, as he's always said himself, box office.
So they're trapped in this sort of nightmare.
But the nightmare commences, of course, with inauthenticity and a lack of moral clarity and a total obviation of transparency and decency.
Like if your job was, this is what the news should be, especially the BBC, right?
The BBC, we pay for it.
Like if you're British, you've got to pay.
Otherwise they come around your house.
Have you got a TV license?
When we were kids, they had adverse.
Have you got a TV license?
You better have son or someone's going to cut rage or hat.
And they encourage you to grass each other up and shit.
Like, if you know someone what's not got a TV license, tell them they're worse than a non-so as they are, right?
They need the money.
So how's the BBC should just be like, this should be like this.
All right.
Listen, there's been a, take a breath.
There's been a murder in Canada.
It's awful.
Like kids have died and stuff.
It's the worst one there for ages.
There's some numbers available.
They're on the screen now.
The person looks like a trans person or whatever.
And I know that previously on this channel, we've really advocated for trans ideas.
So we're a bit sort of embarrassed and it's sort of somewhat in alignment with a modality we've been peddling around the summit of your personal power is wrapped up in your identity.
So seeing anything where that identity is negatively viewed is a problem for us.
So we're going to have to hold that information back from it.
It can't be itself.
It can't do its own job.
Same with Islam.
No one's stupid enough.
Are they?
Please God, to believe that there are, like you know how many Muslims there are in the words, like billions or billion half, I can't remember the exact number.
So that cannot map onto bad person.
It cannot, it cannot.
You can at best make the argument that if you want to live in a Celtic, Gaelic and and now Christian country or a Neo-colon, colonial settled land like Australia, New Zealand or England or, excuse me, America or Canada, You might go.
Our culture was initially Christian and we don't want to import Islam because this is Christian and we prefer it.
Fuck you.
You know you can do that all day long and you can vote for it and you can fight for it, You can die for it, You can do all sorts of things for it, But you can't say that all Muslims are bad.
You cannot do that.
That's a little old thing called racism now What we need to do the let's call ourselves the people of the world the viewing public is be smart man Smart and switched on so that they can't justify their current mindset This is it.
They're idiots.
They're all fucking idiots.
They're total idiots.
Look, you can see they're idiots.
Look at the food they're eating.
Look at the stuff they're watching on TV.
Look at them dumbly cheering.
West Ham!
And I love West Ham, you know.
All right, then see, there they are.
They're idiots.
Don't tell them the truth.
They can't fucking handle it.
Don't tell them the truth.
Put shit in their food.
Push shit in their water.
Send them a war every couple of years.
Knock 10-20% of them out.
Tell them they're all can be women now if they want.
I don't know.
Do what you fucking want.
Tell them they can put flags up in their garden.
Tell them they can't put flags up in their garden.
Tell them to put this flag up, but not ever this flag.
Tell them to cut your cock off, turn it inside out.
Have a go at that.
Tell them it's okay to do abortions.
Tell them no way to do abortions.
Tell them, just keep shit running.
Keep them arguing with one another forever so they can't even watch a Super Bowl without having a fucking meltdown.
Keep them in a coat total for an X day.
That's not the job of the meeting.
Well, that is the job of the media.
Do you want them to have that job?
That's why you should be watching Rumble.
That's why we're grateful, excuse me, that you are watching us on Rumble, where we can just tell you information.
You can do what you want with it because you are smart.
For all I know, you're smarter than me.
Manipulating Minds 00:04:15
And let me just clarify that.
I do know myself to be quite smart, but I am also limited in a horrifying variety of ways.
Now, remember, I'm doing these shows.
You can come and see me if you want to.
There's a link in the description.
Is there?
Will there be a link in the description?
We put links in the description.
Come and see me if you want.
Come and see me.
Be in the room with me if you talk.
Shoot me if you want.
Turn up.
Shoot me dead where I stand.
Gun me down, but actually I'll be armed.
I'll be armed.
So, you know.
Please don't.
Shoot me.
Don't shoot me.
If you do, you best land the first one, motherfucker, because the second one's coming that way.
That way.
That way.
All right?
And then be like, hey, what did I tell you?
I told you.
I told you.
I warned you.
Now it's happened.
Now it's happened.
No, I won't do it.
We'll have security.
We'll have security and I won't be armed.
What do we think?
How do we do it?
Anyway, guess what?
The message isn't come to a gunfight.
The message is come to a show, but if there is a gunfight...
We are armed.
We're armed.
We're ready for it.
We're not anticipating it.
We're anticipating a comedy show.
That's what we're doing.
We're not putting on a gunfight.
That's illegal.
We're putting on a show.
But if you want.
I'm talking and I'm talking to you.
You better believe I'm talking to you.
You better believe I'm talking to you.
If you want it, come get it.
Come get it!
Because we're here!
And we're not here for long and we're in the infinite and God has given us life!
We are alive!
We are alive!
Come get it!
Come get it!
Fire enough!
Woo!
Anyway, so, hey, have you tried my new coffee?
Because I'm starting to think that stuff works.
Not to mention the mephaline blue.
I'm buzzing on it.
There's this stuff.
This is called, this is called super coffee and with good reason because Superman is a man but more, isn't he?
And this is super coffee.
It's coffee yet more.
Now I don't normally like instant coffee.
Do you know why?
It makes me think of poverty.
It makes me think of childhood.
I hate that shit.
I like coffee to be fancy.
I've got a fancy, expensive coffee machine in my gaff.
Like that, it's an effort.
When I was buying that, I thought, what are you doing, really?
You know, like, you've got to do this effort.
You could just have it all simple.
You know, a machine that does all that inwardly that makes those little pucks, those compounded pucks, but something in me wanted to do it.
Don't you feel that too?
Like, you want to be connected to the world, like you want to be connected to nature?
I feel it, baby.
I feel it.
Anyway, so I'm just like farting live in shows now.
This is it.
I've reached the final level.
I see.
Lord, this has embraced me.
I'm fully it.
I'm dead to myself.
I knew this day would come, and it's today.
Anyway, so if you want this stuff, subscribe to it.
And it's good, is what I say.
I mean, Nicky, I'll take some now if Nicky's...
She's working.
We've got Nurse Nikki here.
She does loads of stuff for us.
She's NAD ⁇ .
We love her whole family.
Sam Brown, that's her husband.
She's got four kids, lovely kids.
Do us a coffee.
Imagine it.
Shame it's not the 80s no more, innit?
Where you just go, oi, love!
Do it's a coffee, oi, love!
Oi, love!
Do it, coffee, where we are!
Now it's got to be bird person, do it to coffee, a person, a person in an address, do us a coffee, would you?
Person in a dress, do us a coffee.
Oh shit, this Mifflin Blue, man, it's deadly.
Anyway, listen, right, should we throw it to an advert?
We have had sort of.
I think we should.
Listen, all right, so all right, let's do, I'll do an in and out.
There's been a terrible, I'm just doing in and out of the other thing.
Okay, so there's been a terrible school shooting in Canada.
People have died, it's serious, it's a travesty.
But what contributions do the media make in generating these conditions in the language they use, in the choices they make and the way they report the news?
Good in.
Ow.
So the identity of the shooter in any story where many children have been murdered is secondary to the point of irrelevance.
What is significant though, is we live in a culture so beset on idol worship and enticing and instructing us all to worship aspects of our own identity that it's creating a kind of perpetual bewilderment as witnessed in this story where they say stuff like person in a dress.
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You know what that is by now.
It's hard one, but I've done it actually.
I've come to Christ.
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So you can do it too.
But that's just what I think.
Let me know what you think in the comments and the chat.
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Epstein files.
We're reporting on the Epstein files.
They're just a lovely bunch of PDFs.
Don't judge them by their cunning wiles, dirty smiles.
I don't know.
Dirty smiles.
Dirty smiles.
They're dirty smiles.
And they do.
I want to do the bit where they do what they want with their craims.
That's the bit I'm looking forward to.
But you've got to do one more verse before you get to that.
I just don't have time.
Liam, will you get Nurse Nikki, please?
Like, bang on the window.
Classwork Shit Coming 00:09:06
And like, I'm dying to see a shot where you bang on a window.
That looks nice.
Should I go and do it again?
Oh, look at that.
Nurse Nikki, would you make us a delicious coffee?
In fact, will you make us a delicious cup of super coffee with Ashwaganda Lion's Mane?
Delicious beverage.
Do you mind making it?
Make one for yourself.
Tell us 10 minutes later how you feel about it if it's blown your mind.
Do you mind?
Anyone else have one?
You're going to have one?
I'll do one.
Judge ourselves.
Liam wants one.
Right, you ready?
Are you going to catch this?
I'm not good at sport.
You know that about me.
Did you know that about me?
No, what?
I'm not good at sport?
No.
Oh, cool.
People don't know.
See, it was wild, isn't it?
See, yeah, luckily you are good, but good person.
All right, so I'm going to have a delicious beverage now and perhaps you'll join us at home.
Why aren't we doing one of those drinking games?
Every time Russell Brand uses a polysyllabic word, take a drink of the old super coffee.
All right.
So as we've always known, high-profile paedophiles have been taking the absolute living piss going around noncing kids left and right, up and down, and now it's coming out.
Now, some people have known about this a long time and have always reported about it.
Haven't you heard all that sort of stuff, satanic ritual abuse, all that?
I've heard about it for years and years and years.
Well, now it's coming to the forefront.
David Icke, for example, is one person who's every single ex-post might as well be fixed with, I've been telling you this for ages.
I've been telling you this for ages.
He's like someone who like saw arcade fire when they were just at a local festival or something.
I fucking known about arcade festival.
I've known about arcade fire for ages.
I've known about it for ages.
But of course, what he's talking about is an international cult of paedophiles, not arcade fire, who as far as I know were not on Epstein Island.
But who would be surprised?
They're too young, aren't they?
Although, so they could have been there as victims.
I liked it when that football, who was that footballer, John Obie, who was it, John, who did it?
John Obie McKell, the Chelsea player, did a sort of a, like, I had to do a post, right?
Going, he's like a Chelsea player, and he ain't even really, no one gives a shit about him no more, innit?
No one gives a shit about him.
Who's he playing for now?
No one, he's old.
Like, it might, who did he replace?
Makule, right?
He's sort of like, he was a good, well, he had a good hold in the fielder sit in front of the back four.
But like, um, like, he had to do a post going, just got to address these rumors.
I was on Epstein Island, right?
I don't know, it's very funny because he and himself in the post goes, I was a little boy at the time.
Like, so if I was there, I'd have been on the wrong end of it.
It's so mad.
But then, what's strange about it is it's so sort of dendrite.
Dendrite is a word that means sort of cracks, just sort of spreading out in loads of different directions.
It's so dendrite and that you don't know where it ends.
Like, I've read things on the internet and like we said stuff like, oh, Jay-Z, man, that dude, he's down.
And then it was like, nah, nah, he Jay-Z's cool.
He's still just running his thing.
So like Jay-Z, he innocent.
Like, everyone's innocent until proven guilty.
That's meant to be the deal, isn't it?
But like, let's check it out.
What's good about it is the victims are announcing they're going to create their own comprehensive abuser list, which actually is a pretty good point.
They can just do that whenever they want.
I mean, if there are living survivors, they just say, I was there, and this is what happened.
I see him and him and him and her.
And like, yeah, like, but make get all of them.
Don't partisan it.
Do like, like, let it be.
Can't we have Epstein Island be the first?
This could be a chance for us to come together as a planet and just celebrate the proper apprehension and eventual conviction of paedophiles from across the political spectrum, which, by the way, is not a very wide political spectrum.
Can I just say this?
It's not.
If it was an actual spectrum, it would be like ZX spectrum, shit games, like and if it was a colour spectrum, it would just be between like yellow and green.
It's not a broad spectrum.
Do you know that?
Do you know?
You're not like the things that we're arguing about at the moment of like the distance between, I'm gonna let, I'm gonna risk saying this to you because I love you.
The distance between Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump, that is not a big enough distance to die for.
All right?
Like Jesus Christ exists somewhat beyond that.
So whatever political rubric you're in, like all Macron, all that shit, like Macron, Starma, all of that, it's the same basic economic oriented systems.
It's basically the same.
I hope you know that.
I hope you know that.
Whichever one of them you like, it isn't that different from liking a football team in the overall scheme of things.
It's not that different.
So please don't build your identity around it.
And we could use this to get together.
We could get together and just like pedo, like a supergroup of pedoes.
Like we've got an iss pedo from England.
Like, I'm not saying these are just example names, all right?
Just to say these are examples, hypothetical names.
From England, Tony Blair.
He liked playing the guitar, Tony Blair.
Ding da ding da ling ding ding ding ding.
Then always doing this bluegrass shit.
Ding da ling de ling da ling.
Just because he's friends with Mandelson and Mandelson, he was all over it.
And that don't mean just because just because the guy that's advising you all the time, the whole way through your political career was close friends with Jeffrey Epstein on his island on the nonce the old time, that don't mean that Tony Blair, who for his whole career was advised by Peter Mandelson, he's not contaminated by that.
And just because Tony Blair maintains a position of significant influence in the British Labour Party, that doesn't mean you should start investigating the British Labour Party and looking at the ties of the British Labour Party, Keir Starmer, all the upper echelon stuff, thinking, well, why are these guys so malleable?
It's almost as if they got something in the closet that they could be manipulated by.
Let's write a list of things that that could be on the side of this coffee cup.
First of all, just because I've been watching the news lately, I'm going to write the word paedophiles.
Now, that's the end of the list, because I'm busy and I've got a job to do.
Let's have a look at some of this stuff we've compiled to entertain you.
And also, I would like to announce here today, us Epstein survivors have been discussing creating our own list.
We know the names.
Many of us were abused by them.
Now, together as survivors, we will confidentially compile the names we all know who regularly and who are regularly in the Epstein world.
And it will be done by survivors and f ⁇ kies in the background having a lovely time.
He grinning away.
And four survivors.
No one else is involved.
Stay tuned for more details.
Audrey Taylor-Green's there.
Well, what I will say is that that was a group of very good looking people.
So Epstein, say what you like about Epstein, but that guy knew how to run a paedophile island.
And people, it's very easy to criticize someone.
Very easy.
We can all...
Have you ever tried to run a paedophile island?
Have you ever tried to run a paedophile island?
Have you any idea the pressure?
I'm going to do Jeffrey Epstein now, like when you're one of your parents when your parents lose their temper with you.
Have you any idea how hard we work running this paedophile island?
Keeping the fridge stock, the baby oil, the psychysis?
Have you any idea how hard it is to manage children?
To get celebrities from around the world, the jet fuel alone, the Low Liter Express is costing us a fortune.
And you sit there and complain.
Like, what you've got to say when you see that little crowd is, as adults, they're certainly very attractive as traffic to young people.
If that's your kind of thing.
And of course, we're talking, if any members of the government are watching us, we've got to presume to paedophiles because it seems so immersive and entrenched and widespread that it's almost like a job condition.
Like they might as well ask you in the interview, have you got your O-levels or GCSEs?
Did you sit your bait?
What's the exams you do in your country?
Sats.
Yeah, I don't know.
Sats.
Did you do your sats?
Did you do your sats?
What does it stand for?
I don't know, man.
What is the qualifications you take when you're a child?
Like, as an American, what process do you go through when you're 16?
Thank you, Nusniki.
You take an exam at 16, you take an exam at 18, then you get a high school diploma, all that?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like SATs.
See, sats.
That's what you're saying.
Thanks, Lizzie.
Yeah, what are the gradiation points for an American child to process through the education system?
Well, I'd say...
Don't you know?
Are you uneducated?
Is this a problem?
Yeah, well, the education season, it's broken.
The whole thing, the whole system.
I've not been educated, but I'll take the English one, right?
It's GCSEs, then it's A-levels, then you take a degree, then you can take a master's, a bachelor's.
Look how quickly that counts out.
Guess which ones I've got?
Fuck all.
Now, like, we're like, because I was busy focusing on drug abuse like any sensible kid.
But what do you know your ones?
I mean, I have a bachelor's degree.
What?
Yeah, that's what?
That's more than you.
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It is.
I mean, do you have to get a degree before that?
I mean, you finish high school.
I mean, I struggle to get a bachelor's cup of soup these days.
So like a bachelor, God, so like a bachelor's degree, yeah.
Yeah, you go to high school, then you go to college.
You might do like a two-year.
You could do like an associate's degree if you.
Associate's degree.
Did you do that, though?
No.
So how many things you got in front of that bachelor's degree before you start telling me you're better than me?
Because I'm getting some feelings, some classwork shit coming right now.
Just a couple things.
Huh?
Just a couple.
Bachelor's cup of soup.
Did you go to high school?
Yeah, I went to normal school.
Grays school, Gray's Essex.
I've done four GCSEs.
I can't remember the call.
I know I got B in drama and I got some other ones as well.
It didn't go well.
I was not focused.
I didn't feel very well.
I was confused by that stage of life.
I didn't know what I was supposed to be doing.
But then I did go to drama.
Then I got thrown out of there as well.
I've got a regular pattern, a pattern.
See, like with Joseph, out of the Bible, I mean, you know, I don't compare myself to Jesus anymore, but, you know, I'm still basically a lunatic.
Compare myself to biblical figures whenever I can.
See how Joseph, environment one is the family.
He behaves very badly in there, boasting, I'm great, I can interpret your dreams for you.
His dad gives him a glorious identity.
The brothers aren't happy about that.
They rip it off him, stick him down a hole.
It's a water hole without water in it.
Environment two is the hole itself.
That's where he transforms into the living water.
Moses also is placed in a basket and put into water.
Christ, our Lord, is placed into a manger that is for water, not for straw, it's for water.
Living water.
We must become as living water.
The next environment Joseph's in is he's a slave, but he's actually not a slave to man.
He's a slave to God.
I think he's made the decision already down the well or down the cistern, the empty cistern.
Then he's at Potiphar's house, Nick.
We discussed it before.
And at Potiphar's house is where he's falsely accused of rape.
And in that situation as well, the woman that falsely accuses him of rape, she pulls his coat off him, his identity, and uses that to say, see, he raped me, right?
Then he goes down for it, does a bit of bird, does Joseph.
So you're in good company, Joe.
He leaves his identity there.
I love that.
He just left it.
He just dropped off.
Yeah, he just took off.
Have it.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Take off.
That's good stuff.
Good word.
Then he's in there and he has to do dream interpretation for a couple of the staff of the Pharaoh, the breadmaker and the cupbearer.
He interprets both their dreams.
One, you're going to do fine, son.
Two, you're double, double fucked.
Then the guy who's meant to help him out, it's like someone joe.
I don't know if you've got any experience of this, people in prison offering you, when I get out, I'm going to help you out, I'll sort you out.
And then forgetting all about poor Joseph, actually got the same name as you.
He forgets about poor Joseph.
Then a couple of years later, the cupbearer remembers because Pharaoh needs a dream interpreted.
Oh man, I met that geezer in Nick.
And then he goes, you've got to meet Joseph.
Joseph, this time he's not wearing anything.
He's shaved.
He's cleaned up.
And what I've say about Joseph is he's double shrewd, the way he handles it.
Firstly, he's already started doing this.
He acknowledges the Lord.
When he translates the dreams in jail, he goes, I ain't got no skills for dream interpretation.
It's all the Lord.
It's the Lord.
That's key.
That's fundamental.
Don't forget that.
Don't ever forget it.
Don't forget that's key.
That's key.
You don't go, oh, actually, fuck it.
I'm brilliant.
I'm pretty good at it.
I'm brilliant.
Where'd my dream coat gone?
My brothers.
I'm going to kill them wankers.
Like then he, so he like, yeah, he's already, while in jail, still has to do a couple years extra, but he's acknowledged, by God's grace, I'm able to interpret your dreams.
You, mate, you're fucked.
You, you're going to do okay.
And it pans out that way.
Before the Pharaoh, he says, he goes, Pharaoh, this dream is from God.
And by God's grace, God can interpret it.
God's talking to you.
So he fluffs the Pharaoh up a bit.
He fluffs him right up.
He's shrewd.
And then my favorite bit, though, is he interprets the dream.
He goes, like, yeah, you're going to have seven years of feast followed by seven years of famine.
That's what the dream's telling you, Your Highness.
And then he goes, it's going to be tough.
It's going to be tough to run the country under those kind of conditions.
You're probably going to need someone pretty smart and shrewd to help you run things.
I don't know how'd you get on with these guys around here earlier?
Are they any good, are they?
And I want to see it like, ma'am, go back to jail now.
No, wait.
Wait.
Would you do it?
Would you?
Oh, don't know, mate.
Don't know.
It's going to cost just going to cost you.
It's going to cost you.
I've got a lot on.
Got a lot on.
Got a lovely little number.
I'm working in the library in jail.
It's nice.
Like when Joe was in jail, he liked it.
He got two conditions.
his only Spongebob bedspread watching prison break in the cell refusing his yard time so he could watch prison break in prison he was taking notes he's not the only reason he can't escape prison it's because he weren't trying it was concept right Joe and that's you that's you stop watching prison break and start escaping Joe McCann great man All right, hold on.
Do you think we've successfully covered the Epstein Files?
I think we got sidetracked.
That was a pretty good story, though.
Good story.
If he's in the Bible, can't argue with that.
Would you say, so Joseph, that's the end of Genesis, really, innit?
Yeah, so I think the one part to think about is that Joseph was right at the beginning.
He was just flashy.
He weren't handling it.
He didn't get it worked out.
The character didn't catch up with the ability.
The character, what is it?
Our character has to catch up with our competence.
Well, gosh, it's been a lesson.
Okay, now let's listen to...
Remember, sometimes when we talk about the Epstein files, we're all so excited about hoping that some of our least favourite celebrities will be punished in some dreadful yet enjoyable-to-watch way that we forget that behind all this are raped people.
Rape people, mostly women, but actually there are people there because in Epstein Island they liked a bit of variety.
I have spent the last 17 years in my own prison for what she, Jeffrey, and all the co-conspirators did to me.
I was raped repeatedly.
I was raped three times a day sometimes.
And I was not the only girl on that island.
There was a constant stream of girls being raped over and over and over again.
And yes, Guillain must die in prison because I've been in hull and back.
Bloody hell, sounds pretty rough.
Did she say hell or hull there?
Because that wasn't clear.
Given the choice, I'm going to take hell.
Have you ever been to Hull?
The last 17 years.
In 27 for me.
I was 10 years old.
Oh, whoa, my God.
Oh, no.
She was 10.
Oh, Jesus.
I always think it's just like an entertainment story.
The children that were kids' ages.
I don't know, mate.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe we should just let it all turn into a big crazy war.
I'm sick of these institutions.
I mean, maybe, I don't know.
I'm not very good at wars, I don't think.
I don't been in one yet.
All right.
Well, I have spiritual ones, but no one's actually shooting at you most of the time.
God rest Charlie Kirk's eternal soul.
Thomas Massey just saw the unredacted Epstein files and he says there are redactions on top of redactions.
If you put a redaction on top of a redaction, that should be clarity, innit?
Well, so they've redacted it.
And then, like, see, right, let's use this example here.
Remember earlier on, I wrote paedophile on my pedo cup.
Nice work, good instincts, Liam.
That was when I was talking about British politicians that may or may not be paedophiles.
But remember, it seems that compromise is almost a condition for the job.
Let me know in the comments and chat what you think about that.
Now, they redacted it.
That means they've gotten rid of the word paedophile called a Massey.
But then, on top of that redaction, they've done another one.
Ah, black!
Black!
Black!
What's for dinner tonight, mother?
Pins!
You don't need to redact a redaction.
A double redaction, that's a reference to the Far Show, a very, very brilliant British comedy sketch show that hopefully when that gets cut into a short, we'll cut to that because at least I'd laugh if it does that.
At least I'll laugh, and Joe will.
Massey will, although he's probably, if he's cut it, it will have worn off a bit.
All right, so let's have a look.
Gosh, that was terrible seeing that poor woman getting raped when she was 10 or describing that process.
All right, 11.
Thomas Massey just saw it.
Oh, yeah, see, Thomas Massey.
Now, I love this geezer.
I love him.
I'll see him at the...
Alright, did I say something crazy?
No, just saying, watching it.
Oh yeah, watching it, yeah.
Just hearing about it.
Hearing about it.
We've not been viewing the tapes.
I mean, they've redacted, sadly, so you couldn't, even if you wanted to, which we don't, but apparently a lot of powerful people do.
There's big black screens of complete redactions.
Don't start sentences like that, Thomas.
Screens of complete redactions.
And you go in there and look on the computer.
Sometimes you lift off the black ink and there's white ink redacting files.
And so when we ask the people.
Russian dolls of redaction.
Poor Thomas Massey.
Okay, let's get there.
And also, it seems very sort of analog and not at all figurative or digital.
Let's get that black ink over there.
See, white ink?
What's under that?
Green ink?
What's under that?
Oh, I got through the page.
And who's that in there?
Epstein!
Epstein, put that away!
People in the room who weren't responsible for the redactions, they said, oh, we think those are how the files were given to us.
Now, those are 302 forms that come from the FBI and the FBI witness interview.
Correct.
Witness interview forms, which would have the names of people who are implicated in crimes by the witnesses and the victims.
Hey, yeah, how does she know?
Yes.
That's the old 302s.
302s, eh?
She knows that she's doing good on CNN, and she, we didn't know that.
If Thomas Massey had been saying that to us, this would have been my facial expressions while he was saying those numbers.
Totally.
I wouldn't have gone, oh, I recognize that.
Now I will say something.
And the victims.
We can't see those.
Now, the DOJ can say, well, this is how the FBI gave those to us.
Here's the problem with it.
The legislation that Roe Conna and I wrote makes the DOJ responsible for producing the documents, but it compels the FBI and U.S. attorney generals to turn over those documents.
So they don't have the authority to just make random redactions.
Yeah, we'll talk about Mark Collette a little bit later.
Liam, remind me, because Liam will have footage of stuff like that.
He was a guy that was sort of like involved in nationalist politics when I was much more liberal, ultra-lefty, actually on drugs.
But I will say I'm still pretty anti-racist against all forms of racism.
I reckon we're like, I mean, weren't it you the other day saying, really, we've just got to be one family before the Lord?
You said it like after, like when he's addressing in Revelation that we're all tribes.
It was you, wasn't it?
Yeah, that's the united under Christ.
You've got to have something you're united under.
Can't be race.
Can't be.
It's got to be united under Christ.
Can't be united under, well, we wear these types of hats.
What are you wearing?
Well, I'm going to have to kill you.
Let's see what AOC, Trump administration engaged in one of the greatest cover-ups we've ever seen.
I don't know, man.
This is not a like republic, like paedophile as a term, is no respecter of political persuasion, is it?
Unless there was an actual paedophile party, which is what they should all start, because then they could all get together.
I mean, that's what they're, they're missing a trick, these elites.
If they just start a paedophile party, seems they've got enough people to, from soup to nuts, from top to bottom, to fill every post, innit?
Like, they could have squad people, they could be rotating, they could be playing like one paedophile, like one pedo's just coming on for five minutes, bringing another paedophile.
They've got pedoes up the wazoo.
They've got pedo's coming out their ears, and then they're quibbling about who's a Democrat and who's a Republican.
Who cares?
As long as we're all paedophiles, let's have a pedo party.
Click the link, join us over here on Rumble where we'll talk about these things plainly.
Have you gotten enough of the Epstein files to your satisfaction?
This administration, the Trump administration, Donald Trump, JD Vance, Pam Bondi, are engaged in one of the greatest cover-ups that we have seen when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein and protection of people that are in power and close to power.
It is horrifying.
My thoughts are...
What?
They just...
It's instantly political.
Yeah.
Oh, it's Trump's fault.
Like the pedophile thing's enough.
Now these paedophiles, who were they voting for?
Well, I don't know.
I was sort of watching, they were fucking kids.
Fair enough.
When they stop, presumably at some point they ejaculate.
I mean, otherwise, why are they bothering?
Now, after the minute that sperm has shot out of their pedo cocks, did they go anywhere near a ballot?
Yes, right, good.
I'm interested.
Who?
I wanted to speak very clearly now into the microphone.
I've got my pencil.
I've got my pencil.
Who did they vote for?
They voted for Republicans.
I knew it.
I fucking knew it.
Pedo Republicans.
Thank you.
I'm going to write that down.
So what about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Bill Gates, all of that lot?
Were they there?
Tony Blair, all of that.
These names, by the way, I think...
What we're learning, as Jake points out, is it's not a partisan...
Peter...
Pedophilia is not a partisan issue.
If you're a pedo, it don't matter who you vote for.
I mean, I'd even say, if you're a pedo vegan, like someone comes around, that comes around your house, they're a vegan.
Imagine that they're very good at charcoal painting.
Imagine they can pay the violin, right?
Like they're really great company, can tell good stories.
I mean, I'm just trying to think of what kind of person you want to hang out with, like good at anecdotes, met a lot of famous people, maybe, which is, they would have done that if they'd been on Epstein Island, like can tell you good stories, good cook, good cook, things like that.
And then later, at the end of the evening, it's like, gosh, we're getting on so well, aren't we?
We've had such a lovely evening.
I do feel obliged to tell you that I'm a paedophile.
I don't think I'll go, that's all right.
I love the violin playing and the cooking and the charcoal.
I'm just like, I just, I just, I can't get past it, guys.
I can't get past it.
But some people, evidently, can bond over it.
They're bonding over it like a campfire made of children.
My thoughts are with the victims.
My thoughts are with the victims.
My thoughts are with them.
Here's my thoughts.
There's a victim.
They're all glommed up nice together.
Laura Ingham asked the turning point crowd how many were satisfied Now I'm doing it.
I'm blaming you for that cop How many of you are satisfied you can you can clap Satisfied with the results of the Epstein investigation?
I don't like the way this poll is being conducted.
I don't ever like a poll where clapping is used to express a negative.
I like a boo for that.
I go if you this is but she didn't she didn't dare risk being the recipient of the boo.
I know that you're on stage.
You're scared.
I've done a lot of crowd work over the years.
And what she's done there Laura Ingham, I will say, is she's blundered.
You've blundered.
What you should have done Laura, it's just a tip.
Just go, I want you to make your disapproval known, if you will, indulge me.
How do you feel that the Epstein file XD sorry I've messed it up.
I'm not saying I'm any better than her, but I feel guilty.
How do you feel the Epstein files revelation has been handled?
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Let this know and then like, you know, by booing.
Like a lot of that happens.
I've seen a lot of this in political rallies where like sort of people have tried to start chants.
Like Kamala was really bad at it.
Like it'd be like, no more.
We have no more Trump.
We're going to turn a new page to start a new age.
So okay, so you like, you there say no more Trump.
You turn a new page.
Start a new age.
Right now you turn around.
It's like, oh no, the choreography, you need fucking Bob Fossey in here.
It's gotten too complex.
You're not going to be able to manage this.
It's not a number.
It's not singing in the rain.
What you've got to do is just give people something simple.
Like, boo.
But anyway, now they're going to be essentially turning point applauding for paedophiles.
Results of the Epstein investigation.
Clap.
Are they still booed?
They refused.
They refuse.
See, it's against their nature.
Spot on.
Okay, I told you to clap.
You guys aren't listening.
That's hardly the point.
But as a single clap, I would have clapped because I'm very eager to please, particularly like a woman like that, like school, like someone that could be running a school, like a deputy headmistress.
That'd shoot straight through me, that would.
I'd be like, what are we tripping for?
You would do that?
Yeah, like a night in a second.
I find it hard to disobey old, attractive women.
That's part of one of my weaknesses.
One of my many.
Because you had a good relationship with your mother.
Well, it's alright.
I mean, I mean, no, no.
God, I loved her.
I'm an only son of a single mum.
I mean, what choice do you got?
You better get on with your mum or you're fucked.
Like, that's the only person there is.
There ain't anyone else.
This is you and her.
Like, I loved her, Barbara Brown.
What a woman.
But, like, no, like, these, see, well, like, my mum's not like that.
My mum's very...
Russell?
Now, come on now.
My mum was at turning point.
It'd be this.
You going?
Love you.
Bye.
Oh, you're telling me it's five minutes.
See, look at that.
See that?
Now, that's nurse.
Pretty good.
I thought she was leaving.
I didn't say the work day is not yet done.
Get back here, did I?
Or anything of the sort.
I went, no, I love you.
Bye.
Now, Barbara Brown, this is how she'd have been at turning point.
Isn't it good how the Lord works everything out?
Like, right in the middle when I'm talking about my relationships with women and stuff, a woman comes and says a thing.
God is so magnificent.
I love the Lord.
Everything, an interwoven and glorious tapestry of wonder.
Even in the glossolalia and the endless linguistic twists, we can pay homage to the everlasting silvery flow, a melodic, tumbling rainbow of language.
Ah, even were it monochrome, a single shade.
Lord, we would detect within it a thousand hues, each of them you.
If my mother was at turning point, she'd be like this, though.
She'd go, right, now, if you're not happy with the Epstein files, I would like you to do a brief round of applause.
Oh, no, yes, no, probably we should boo them.
So my mum's gentle.
My mum's not like, you met my mum?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's gentle.
She's not saying she's weak, because gentle and strong can really work well together.
She's very strong.
She's kept surviving cancer time after time.
Brought up a kid on her own.
Bearing in mind, it's me.
Then she's had to go through me being charged with rape and all this kind of stuff.
Poor, you know, she's gone through quite a lot, actually, my dear mum.
I've not really thought about it too much.
You know, you've got to survive, haven't you?
I'm one of them people that has to survive.
So him that has to cut his arm off down that ravine.
I'm in.
You know, the James Franco film.
Yeah, he took a few hits, didn't he, for running his sexy James Franco school of acting.
But anyway, like in that movie, that bicycle movie, he falls down a ravine.
He has to cut his arm off to survive with a penknife as well.
I mean, I'm doing it with a saw.
Joe could do it.
Jake, I think you could do it.
I would do it for you.
I think I'd just stay there and go, that's all right.
Massey would just say, there's no God, none of this matters, and Massey would just...
Well, maybe God would take over.
If God takes over and goes, come on, there you go, chop off your arm.
I'll be like, oh, God, will I get a good robot arm?
That's not how this works.
Just get on with it.
Robot arm?
No.
I mean, you're down that ravine, man.
It's rough down there, isn't it?
Respect to that real life guy.
And that movie ends, didn't it?
With him coming along and he's not fucking about.
He's got a stump and everything.
He's not playing.
I love an amputee.
Got any mates that are amputees?
I've got Willie.
What about our guy?
He's good gear, amputee.
My kid's always nicking his leg.
He don't give a fuck.
Everything's a burning bush, wasn't he?
Daniel, everything's a burning bush.
He's an amputee.
That guy, I never seen it.
He's overdoing it, that fella.
Like, he's an amputee.
He didn't stop walking the whole time I saw him.
He's marching up and down, moving stuff.
He's a veteran.
I listened to him tell the story of how his leg got blown off, I think, in Afghanistan.
My coffee was coming.
I switched off for a moment.
But he got blown off in some sort of one of your America wars that you keep doing everywhere, dragging us into all the bloody time.
Not blaming you.
Not blaming you.
Anyway, in that Daniel, he was an amputee.
Oh, he was, well, funny.
I mean, not only funny, deep as all hell, Jake.
I mean, he's gave us the, by the way, Bigley boys, stick this on a baseball cap.
Everything's a burning bush.
Everything's a burning bush.
He's been the most quoted person over the last.
Yeah.
And like, you might think that's not good.
Why aren't you quoting Noam Chomsky?
You might think.
You go, well, turns out Noam Chomsky was like on Epstein Island so much, he might as well have been a cabana boy.
I mean, like, Noam Chomsky, one of the greats, one of the greats of the left, like the defining left intellectual of last time.
He couldn't get off that island.
He was all over it, wouldn't it?
Like lost.
He can't like, oh, how'd you get off of this fucking thing?
Well, on the plane you came on, you fucking nonce.
He liked it.
That's a shame.
I spoke to him, Noam Chomsky.
He was like, look at the film Captain Fantastic.
Brilliant movie, Captain Fantastic.
They celebrate Noam Chomsky instead of Christ.
That's it.
They center their Christmas around.
Chomsky.
Why?
Because he's the apex of intellectualism.
And what is atheism, Massey?
It's the idea that the supreme, the supreme power is human intelligence.
Agnosticism is don't know.
Theism is something must have created it, right?
Christianity is God and it came to earth in the form of Jesus.
Yeah, atheism.
I have no, yeah.
That's, I don't know.
We can ask about this little old book called The Dictionary we can rely on.
Hold on a second, you filthy atheist.
No, I mean, it could be worse, though.
You know, you grew up in a round, you could have been a Muslim.
I was still like a Muslim as a child.
That was a problem first.
Yeah, yeah.
So that was my initiation into being there.
They do that to the Jews.
Christian, it was a bit of bread.
That wasn't fine.
That wasn't a problem, was it?
A bit of bread, have the end of your dick cut off.
If you're trying to claim circumcision for the Muslims, good luck, mate, if getting that off the Jews.
That's one of their main things, isn't it?
Like, they own that shit.
It's Americans' main thing as well.
Yeah, but it's a nation.
It's debatable now.
Atheism.
What does the word mean?
Just tell me what the word means, chat GBT, you cunt.
Don't try and fucking outfox me.
What does the word mean?
The word atheism comes from Greek, meaning without theos, God.
So atheism literally means without God or no God.
In modern usage, it means the lack of belief in any gods.
If you want, I can also explain the word atheist.
You're right, darling.
You stay there.
Although I see AI do an Irish folk version of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean that was probably the first time I've ever gone, there's no point in human life continuing because not because it was a bad thing, but because it was so good.
And I think we should find it for the Rumble Premium.
It was so, I'll finish this Maxwell stuff off.
Massey, you got a bastard of an edit here, aren't you, mate?
With this, I've been all over the shop.
Good shorts, good shorts, but tangents.
Tangents.
But it's awesome.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Tangents.
I love Jake.
I'll tell you what I liked about your mate Stephen around your house.
What about that guy, Stephen?
When he goes, can I talk about your neighbours and stuff?
Jake, like, he goes, Jake's neighbours, God love them, has got like two, they've got two autistic teenage sons.
That's no joke, man.
Two autistic teenage sons.
Like, funny film, but as a life, my God.
Twins.
They're twins, man.
One more autistic than the other.
Like, when you think that's enough autistic teenagers, what have we got coming down the road?
Another autistic teenager.
Right?
And like, Steve, like, and Jake is double patient with them.
I mean, they're twins.
You've got to be.
And like, actually, I like them because one of them really liked me first time I came around.
I think he did call me Russell Brown, didn't he?
Yeah.
But he seemed to have some idea of the catalogue, Katie Perry, etc., on it.
Like, hey, Russell Brown, Katie Perry, Dr. Ofario.
Like that, okay, this is all I need.
Crack on, kid.
What else?
Want to come around and join us for the barbecue?
I was offering invitations into Jake's house beyond my role as a guest.
Anyway, though, the other one, bless him, God bless this lad.
He's even more art core, proper making mad noises in the dead of night, turning up in Walmart on a scooter.
I don't know.
You know, when you're exaggerating things, I think I'm exaggerating, but I feel like my wife said he was like throwing toilet roll around in there.
You haven't exaggerated anything yet.
Right, there's been no exaggeration.
This is very accurate.
Anyway, like Stephen, this is about Stephen Ontario.
Is that how I'm saying your name?
Ontario.
Stephen Otterio, Jake's mate, works.
You'll get this, a Christian musician.
I mean, who knew Jake had Christian musicians as friends?
I mean, Jake's just broke off from doing an album with him to do this podcast.
Right, anyway, like he said, Stephen goes, like he just said to me, such sincerity, I sort of like we're English, I'm not used to people behaving like this.
He goes, Those kids, ma'am, they couldn't have a better neighbor than the man they've got here.
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