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May 8, 2025 - Stay Free - Russel Brand
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Jews, Gorillas and Kanye West: DARK RUSSELL THURSDAY – SF580
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you you Thanks for joining me today for Stay Free with Russell Brand and what a glorious day it is.
Thursday, this is when we introduce the entire crew and team and have a more broad perusal across the culture.
Wherever you're watching us, X, YouTube, or hopefully our sweet home, Rumble Premium, you will stay with us for the next hour while we discuss a variety of things.
Firstly, and foremost, over the course of the show, we're going to be talking about a quiet revolution in the UK, the rise of the British right.
I'm just sort of worried that these are not, like, you know, when people wear wonky sunglasses, I notice it a lot about Bill Maher.
He looks crazy.
We're talking about the colonisation of Mars, and we're talking about Prince Harry's claim that the UK government should continue to fund his security.
Let me know what you think about that in the comments and chat, wherever you are watching this.
Firstly, though...
Coming on the show soon is the man that I believe to be the Andy Warhol of our time, i.e.
an artist that tells America and the world how to see itself.
It's Kanye West.
Please, Lord, we might be having a conversation soon.
Let me know if you guys would be interested in that.
Let me know if you'd be interested in a conversation between me, Kanye, and Andrew Tate simultaneously.
And then I was thinking, wouldn't it be funny if we just called it something sort of relatively innocuous, like the Three Amigos and sort of wore those sombreros?
And sort of talked as if we didn't have really complex, difficult challenges to surmount.
I know a lot of people have strong views on Kanye, and certainly they do on Tate, and indeed me.
Why?
I've, like, looked at YouTube a moment ago.
There's some real strong views out there.
Let's get into it straight away with this.
Kanye went on fellow countrymen, Piers Morgan's show, and...
Didn't stay for very long.
Let's have a look.
I know you guys may have watched it, and I'll be interested to see what my team think about it.
I'll be talking to Jake and Isaac later.
Jake representing the cool, handsome Christian community, and Isaac straight from APAC.
Are you all right, mate?
How are you getting on?
Doing well.
Look at that, he's dry.
Also online, we've got our friends Massey and Luke that run the show here.
They're members of our team.
You can reach out to all of them if you're documentary makers looking for novel angles to bring about my destruction, or if you have any legitimate inquiries.
There they are.
There's some more people you can reach out to.
Okay, let's get into it.
Let's check out Kanye.
I watch what you put out on X. You got 32 million followers.
So you're one of the most followed people.
See, wait, wait.
Now look, look, look at, look right now.
You're not going to take, you're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
Like, how many followers do I have?
I like how Kanye communicates.
I like his body language.
I like how he's sitting there.
I like how he takes a social media metric and takes it to the most obvious and...
Redolent and visceral measuring that a man might encounter inches off my dick.
I mean, I'd be grateful if there were inches available to take off mine.
I have.
Well, how many is it?
I think you could do the study.
You've got a whole staff over there.
I thought it was 32 million.
How many is it?
You obviously know.
I mean, no, I mean, don't help them out, you know.
I'm told it's 33 million now, so congratulations.
You're a slightly bigger following than I thought.
Piers is being a little antagonistic there, isn't he?
Even though I'd say that it's a sort of a marginal distinction.
I don't know, where do you register your own, I guess our culture cares about social media following, doesn't it?
And I suppose, does Piers Morgan seem like he's being cool here or does he seem like he's trying to ag yay out?
You're following than I thought.
No, congratulations, your information is correct.
You're not just some, you know, dude trying to sub.
You know, I'm a gift, bro.
You know what I mean?
Why do all you people in media act like you haven't played my songs at your weddings or graduations or at funerals or when your child was born?
You know, you take somebody that's living like a Lennon, a Michael Jackson, and you just take all this time to just, like, that nuance right there.
It's idiotic.
It just shows the hate that you put out for people that put love.
There's so much love in the art that I put out.
What are you talking about?
I haven't said anything.
What are you talking about?
Okay, now you're not taking accountability or responsibility.
Oh, literally.
You said it.
You implied I haven't played your music.
Of course I've played your music.
I need a...
No, no, sir.
This is what you get for now.
We can circle back when you can count.
Okay.
Okay.
I reckon what that might have been is that Ye was not totally down with doing that interview in the first place.
And when he heard the general Tom Broughton tone of Piers Morgan, he became antagonised.
Maybe his worst suspicions of how that was going to go down were confirmed.
I feel like I've been in that situation.
Not exactly that, but...
Kind of compromised and not into it and enjoying it.
Remember, I feel that Kanye West is the Andy Warhol of our time, where Andy Warhol introduced to us the idea that celebrity was a form of commodity by reducing ad infinitum images of Marilyn Monroe and Elvis Presley to show to us that really these people that are reveling in specialness that we hold up as new icons and new gods are actually just commodities.
Or as a friend of mine once said, whenever you see a billboard of yourself, remind yourself.
In fact, that's simply there because people are making money out of you.
Whether it's a can of Campbell's soup or Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monroe, apparently unique people.
They're just kind of commodities.
Now, Kanye, when he dresses up in the outfit of a Klansman...
Asks a lot of questions of us and uses interesting images to create a kind of tension and a friction.
And like he himself says, he's created in his lifetime a lot of cultural artifacts that people really value and care about.
And I think that the Kanye story is interesting because someone that's been at the white heat heart of celebrity culture is now a kind of maligned outlaw within that culture.
Still, apparently, too big to cancel and entirely condemn.
And I reckon when we look back at the sort of fractures that will continue, I reckon, to bifurcate, we'll see that Kanye West was one of the early figures that straddled both divides and told us which way the wind was blowing.
In a sense, Trump defines it politically.
Who defines it more than Kanye West when it comes to celebrity, i.e.
the world is changing, media is changing, the way that we receive ourselves is changing.
Normally what happens...
Kanye, it's weird, isn't it?
Because he's come from the outside, gone to the centre of the culture, and now he's departed again.
And the culture doesn't know where it's supposed to situate Kanye.
If they could, they'd probably kill him, I reckon.
But that's just what I think.
Let me know what you think in the comments and the chat.
Is it Sneeko or Sneaky?
I'm so sorry to sound old.
Sneeko.
Sneeko.
Sneeko, who's his mate there and also a significant streamer and successful person in his own right.
I think himself subsequently walks off.
Let's have a look.
What do you want to hold me accountable?
If you don't want to ask the questions either, you are free to stand up and walk away like a little sniveling coward.
Well, you could ask questions.
If you have questions for me, then I'll feel free to answer those.
You know what?
Here's my question for you.
Why is your mate...
Why is your mate yay?
Is this whole thing going to be interrupting?
Why is your mate yay?
Is this whole thing just going to be interrupting?
Do you want me to speak at all?
Look, you're sounding like Andrew Tate Light.
Like he's a non...
You set this thing up.
It's obviously some kind of elaborate prank.
Okay, your team asked me to do this.
If you want to be Netanyahu light on TV, if you want to be Dave Portnoy with the suit, then sure.
If you want to do ad hominem attacks, then why invite someone on your show?
I set this up because your team asked me to do it.
I did everything that I could.
If I knew that this would...
I'm not here wasting your time.
You're angry at me for setting up an interview that you wanted.
If you have questions for me, I'm happy to answer those.
If you want to keep doing insults, there's no point in me being here.
Why did Jay stand up like a sniveling little coward and walk away before I could ask him difficult questions?
For the third time, Piers, I don't know if you have a hearing problem, Well, it's a really interesting culture now, isn't it?
Our culture is a kind of argument.
That's what our culture is.
Has it always been that?
Has it always just been an unpleasant argument?
Was it this when Elvis got big?
Or when the Beatles got big?
Or when the Sex Pistols got big?
Just an argument between emergent cultural forces and establishment cultural forces.
And where do those lines lie now?
In the last election campaign, when Oprah Winfrey lined up with Kamala Harris and we saw all of those celebrities, I thought, the world has changed.
It's changing because this seems irrelevant.
What seems more relevant is that...
Rogan has had Trump on and that Tucker is endorsing Trump and that Theo Vaughn has had Trump on.
The world is changing.
The pantheon is changing.
Do you see that even the institutions themselves are starting to order?
Maybe not so much in a country like mine, the UK, where the establishment roots are so deep, deep, deep catacombs, deep, deep subterranean caverns.
But in your country, it's radically altering.
New types of celebrity, new type of discourse, new type of rhetoric, whether it's sort of OnlyFans models or Instagram stars or YouTubers or streamers.
There are new categories and classes of celebrity, but also now we have the interesting spectacle of people at the pinnacle of fame, and Kanye West is one of that sort of two to five people that know what it's like to be at the absolute zenith.
Reordering and reorganizing.
As I've said to you before, someone like Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the world's most famous people.
His position is not going to alter.
He's safely ensconced institutionally.
It seems that Kanye West is a true artist.
I'm not saying that to diminish Leonardo DiCaprio.
I love his movies.
I'm saying that an artist, in a sense, makes people...
Challenge their perceptions of what is real, what is moral, what is ethical, what is funny.
All these questions are brought to us by the artist and Kanye West is certainly doing that.
Here he is in his own work.
So I had this vision of performing Hail Hitler at the Grammys, wearing a Swastika t-shirt and crying because we broke down all the walls of censorship to break down all of the woke and the Me Too and the cancel and all of these ideas between all of the tweets and the songs and the music and
really, you know, all the threats, the threat of death, the non-threats of money and cutting off the finances and all that happened.
We went through this war to really fight for our freedom as artists because you can't be artists if you can't You have to say exactly what you're thinking.
And by you saying exactly what you're thinking, that's like That's how the universe moves forward.
God puts these ideas in our head that we have to blurt out.
I've been looked down and should have called so many times by control people for just saying what I actually felt, even though there are a lot of people that felt very similar to that.
So to just be able to have these three words, nigga, hell, Hitler, to finally put it in three words that you wouldn't see together and to have been blessed to channel.
The greatest song has been made to date.
So, in a way, what he's offering is a challenge to our assumptions, an attempt to blow through censorship, a comment on the fact and the idea that censorship always benefits the powerful, that it's always a tool of oppression.
Now, look at these arguments and contrast it.
With this new, there's a new 12-foot bronze statue of a woman in Times Square.
Excuse me for burping.
Now, remember the season of pulling down statues, whether it was Saddam Hussein in the middle of Baghdad, or the Confederate statues being pulled down across America, or even in my country, attempts to pull down the statue of Winston Churchill.
A celebrity is the way a culture tells stories about itself to its population.
So are literal icons and idols, like statues.
Just hold in your mind what Kanye West was saying there about censorship, iconoclasm, and let's think about what the artist's intentions would be behind this statue.
And communicate those inner worlds that we have, and sometimes we misinterpret with one another, to try and create an understanding and basically...
Encourage empathy.
That's a British artist talking about how we should not overlook.
A frequently and certainly historically maligned portion of society, the female and in this instance, the black female.
Now, looking at it through the lens of history, it's difficult to deny that black women have had a pretty hard march.
You'd have to be racist not to admit that.
But if you admire this particular piece of iconography and implicit...
Iconoclasm, i.e.
an attack on who is it that gets statues.
It's not just George Washington or Jefferson or General Lee or even Einstein.
It's, as I understand from what the artist appears to be saying, a somewhat anonymous black woman.
It's not a black woman that's done anything extraordinary except through being a black woman.
And I suppose his point is that that's an extraordinary thing given oppression, etc.
Contrast that with what Ye's saying.
As an artist, he's saying censorship, control, racism, Nazi, the N-word.
Words that are potent and powerful have to be addressed, brought to bear, and disentangled and decoupled in our culture.
I can't do that as a white person.
I can't start banding the N-word around.
Andrew Tate can maybe say it because he's a man of mixed heritage, whose father's black.
Yeah, he can say it for obvious reasons.
And in a way, it's a conversation we need to have because we live in a time defined by debate, conflict.
Division, where even diversity, which could be a popular, helpful idea, certainly variety is an important cultural idea, is used to divide people.
Diversity brings, it seems, division rather than unity.
So if you think that that sculpture...
Is it a good idea?
Like, i.e., why don't we celebrate that which is often ignored?
Then you have to recognise that art has a function and that the function of art is to have difficult conversations.
So I would say, yes, have a statue, a 12-foot statue of an anonymous woman to bring attention and light onto the plight of those that are often marginalised and maligned.
But by that same mentality, you have to celebrate voices like Ye's, true artists that are willing to get into very, very difficult situations in order to tell the truth.
Without truth, there is no art.
Other than that, you're just involved in advertising.
But that's just what I think.
Why don't you let me know what you think in the comments and the chat.
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We're going to move now into a conversation with my friends.
My friends who I make the show with, here they are.
What have you bought, guys?
Jake, have you got something to show us today, mate?
I want to wear my sunglasses.
Yeah, why don't we?
Why don't we be cool and wear our sunglasses?
A lot of the time, I think, you're not supposed to wear sunglasses when you're streaming because the eyes are everything.
And I went to acting school for proper acting.
You're not meant to do that.
People want to see the old peepers.
People always say, is it sunny inside?
That's like the number one comment.
In a way, I bother about the clothes I wear, but the only bit you can see is the shirt, the rippling abs, and the sunglasses.
So I'm starting to prioritize that, you know, maybe it's okay to spend a lot of money on sunglasses.
Have you ever spent a lot of money on sunglasses?
I have.
I feel like if I spend a lot of money on sunglasses, I take care of them.
Well, I don't.
I feel like there's nothing I can do to stop.
This is...
I'm Marilyn Manson's ex-girlfriend, fellow Christian on the path.
I know what happens to mine.
You've got more kids even than me.
The kids get a hold of them, they do that to them.
That's what kids want to do to our sunglasses.
How is it their little narrow heads ruin our shades?
Their little pin-tick-tack heads ruining my expensive shades?
They don't value anything.
They just destroy it.
Godless heathens.
Godless heathens.
What did you bring for us today, mate?
I got a...
I have a trailer for a documentary on Netflix about when the Nazis bombed the UK over and over again.
Well, that's helpful because Isaac there's a Jew and I'm British.
Is it your intention to insult every single member of the entire team with your selections?
Maybe.
Okay.
Well, this is at the request of Jake, apparently a good and brilliant Christian man.
How can people find your music, by the way?
Jake Smith.
Check out Jake's bit on Spotify, for example.
Spotify, Apple Music, all of it.
Jake's a brilliant musician.
You should check his work out.
He's fantastic.
Let's have a look at Jake's hateful choice that's offensive to Jews and Brits alike.
History is most critical.
My nan was in that.
My nan, my granddad.
My baby aunties and uncles, they're all in that, that you call it a time.
Meanwhile, Isaac, did you have any, all your relatives are out of Latin America, aren't they?
Well, my family fled, well, they went from Poland and Hungary, and then the other side went from Turkey and Italy to the South America.
Everyone went to South America, big meetup.
The irony was, that's where Hitler was hanging out waiting, in the wings.
Yeah, right.
Terrible, really.
Let's get back to Jake's choice.
The Cruel, Cruel Blitz.
What are you going to do for an encore?
Auschwitz?
I hate the doing that we will erase the cities stuff.
It's going to be in it.
We will erase the cities!
Oh, Hitler, mate.
It's coming across a bit evil.
I remember my big sister rushing towards me.
The teacher screaming to us to get under the table.
And then the bomb hit.
It's almost like the lay of judgment.
We were just people waiting to be killed.
We knew we were fighting for our very existence.
It's good it's in color but it's in sort of AI color.
Footage is awesome.
I mean, doctored.
You know, they went and touched it all up, and I've been watching it just to see the actual images and videos and the voiceovers and the stories.
It's powerful stuff.
Have you got a bit that you like best?
I think the whole thing is just, I mean, it's all stuff that you've learned about in history, but to see it and to, you know, we've both talked about Malcolm Gladwell's book, David and Goliath.
He has a whole section about this Blitzkrieg and how Hitler's...
Was trying to just make fear become so crippling that everybody just gave up.
And the opposite happened.
Every time that the bombs would hit, every time that somebody would have a story to tell or they would persevere through the fear, they got stronger and stronger and stronger.
So even people were hating on Churchill at the time.
I mean, he was inspiring.
He was walking through the streets.
And it's amazing.
That dude, Churchill, like, he's one of them people where I draw the line at criticising Churchill.
Even when I was, like, attending May Day protests in the UK, there's a very famous statue of Churchill in Parliament Square.
I was actually there when, on one famous, on one famous, it was a sort of very left-wing thing.
It's the kind of thing I used to go to then.
McDonald's got smashed up.
I was there then.
I wasn't participating, of course.
I would never do that.
And then some people put, like, sort of a bit of turf, like in the style of a Mohican.
On Churchill's head.
I remember thinking, no man, Churchill is sangrosanct.
People can go on all day long about bombing Dresden needlessly, or the horrors of Gallipoli, or the mistakes he made in the Admiralty, but Churchill for me is like a living sign.
He's a living sign.
Like, come of the hour, come of the man.
Sometimes someone will absorb everything from a culture, sort of suck it into themselves.
Apparently he understood iconography, he knew what the cigar was suggesting, he knew what the cane was suggesting, the cat, the V. He knew how to play the game of images and communications.
He was a communication genius.
I've even heard, oh, he didn't write those speeches, and sometimes it wasn't even him that read out loud the versions on the radio.
But as a synecdoche, a kind of a living...
Image of everything.
The same thing you could say about Trump, whether you like Trump or not, is the British spirit conjured up Churchill.
It needed him.
It needed this character, this depressed artist.
Broken man.
Him and Hitler as the sort of two poles of the war are fascinating.
I didn't like it once.
I heard Louis C.K. saying that, who was your man at the time?
Was it Eisenhower that was president at the time?
He sort of mugged Churchill off a little bit.
I didn't like hearing that.
It was on the Shane Gillis and Louis C.K. podcast.
I feel like Churchill is a legit Karstein...
Hero of history.
I'm totally down with statues, by the way, of an anonymous black mother because, hey, I'm the son of a single mother and I know what sort of heroic work she did raising me.
And from what I gather, it ain't easy to be a black woman in the United States of America and the reverence of the experience of any mother or oppressed class of person is well good.
But also, greatness in the arena of public life should be celebrated.
I mean, if people don't like Churchill, then replace him with, like, Starmer.
Like, if in this moment, you want him to walk around just...
Right now, Churchill comes back from the grave.
Keir, Starmer, Kitty Harmer, Two-Tier Keir, we will never surrender to your bureaucracy, your corruption, your confusing private life.
Keir.
We will never surrender.
We will fight you on the beaches.
We will fight you in old Compton Street, as you know, the center of the gay community.
I don't know why that one came to mind.
We will fight you wherever we need to.
Come on, Keir.
Come on, Keir.
Tell the old truth, Theo.
Tell it.
Tell it good.
Good Britain first.
Yeah.
Say, have you had your AIDS test?
Now, listen, if you want to be a real hero, it's 2025 now, Winston.
You can stand there puffing on a stogie, but will you push an earbud down your prickle hole to see if you've got the Billy Ray Cyrus, the Dirty Boy's Christmas Kiss, the bad blood?
Have you?
Have you yes or nay?
Tell the truth here, Winnie.
Tell it.
I will never surrender to you.
And your desperate attempts to appeal to a public that appears to exist in 1984 when AIDS was relevant.
AIDS likely made worse by your bureaucratic friends, Anthony Fauci, etc.
We will find them wherever we need to.
Pretty good.
Pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.
That'll do, won't it?
Brilliant.
That's all I need to get me through the day we've handled that item.
Now, though, here's a quick look at what's going on in Britain right now.
Anarchy!
In the UK.
Panicky in the UK.
Nigel Farage seems to be...
The British Trump.
Would you vote for him?
And would you like to see a version of British politics where the likes of Galloway, Andrew Bridgen, and even Jeremy Corbyn align, and maybe a resurrected Winston Churchill AI?
Well, how long before we get AI politicians, man?
If you can, like, recolor the blitz.
Let's get Churchill back.
Let's get Hitler back.
Let them fight it out, naked, on the beaches.
I will fight you!
I will fight you!
I will make...
I will make my dicky hard!
You're seeing the images of the Jordan!
And I will fuck you on the beaches!
Steady on, old boy.
Steady on.
Let's have a look, man.
Let's have a look at this Farage video.
Is the UK about to have its own MAGA moment?
Did you know that quietly in the UK, amidst the rape gang scandals, amidst the misappropriation of public funds, the agricultural protests, the locking people up for social media posts, a quiet revolution is taking place.
While Tommy Robinson remains behind bars, Nigel Farage, leader and architect of the Brexit movement, is quietly leading his reform party, not that quietly actually, it's all over the news, to government.
Let's have a look at this story and let me know in the comments and chat, do you think that Nigel Farage is the solution to the UK's out?
Is he a British Trump or is he, as I once said, a pound shop Enoch Powell?
He is a pound shop Enoch Powell and we gotta watch him.
So, even though I've in the past had my spats with Nigel Farage, let's see if he's the solution to the current tyranny in the UK.
A potentially seismic moment in British politics.
Isn't British media amazing?
Like, the pomposity of it.
A potentially seismic moment.
This is the Runcorn by-election.
Could anything sound more Monty Python-esque, parochial and local?
It's the Runcorn by-election reform of one.
But the truth is...
Actually, it could be an indicator of a Labour Party government, a centralist, WF, WHO, globalist, warmonger government, totally losing the support of a population in record time.
Two-tier care, they call him, because he has one tier of government for his allies and another tier of government for his friends.
And there also might be another tier behind the scenes to care that people...
Just can't talk about because of a number of injunctions.
Potentially, his government is dissipating, falling apart and collapsing in record time.
And it seems that Nigel Farage is ready to take up the slack.
Nigel Farage's Reform UK wreaks havoc on both the left and the right.
It marks the end.
Of two-party politics as we've known it for over a century in this country.
Really, what we want to see across the world is a transition in the institution of politics, not just the continual shifting and substitution of two political institutions, Republicans, Democrats, Labour, Conservative, that ultimately serve the same master.
The rise of populism, most notably and obviously in the form of MAGA, has provided a significant...
Obstacle to the advancing imperialism of our age, technological feudalism, and perhaps the same things happening in the UK right now.
Let me know what you think in the comments and chat.
His party started with a by-election win from Labour on a whisker of six votes in Runcorn.
Anyone who's ever said voting is irrelevant, how do you feel now with those six votes making the difference?
But is it true you don't even vote?
Yeah, no, I don't vote.
The message I take out of these results is that we need to go further and faster.
That's an amazing message.
Keir Starmer, isn't he, amazingly, that's the leader of the United Kingdom, of all the people in the UK.
Imagine when those islands were formed.
Imagine the Saxon kings, chieftains and warriors, the Celts, the sword-wielders, the Vikings.
Look what it's come down to.
I take this to mean that I've took this as a bright shot in the eye.
This has given me...
Faddy fiddlesticks of arthritis in my wrist.
Oh, I think there's a rainstorm coming.
Yep, the old wrist is playing up.
That is not a leader.
You can see it.
You can feel it.
You know a leader when you see one.
They're idiosyncratic.
They're unusual.
They're powerful.
They're charismatic.
And you will recognise them this way too.
The institutions of power will continually attack them and undermine them.
And indeed, the only true leader any of us can turn to is...
Then a rout of Conservative seats leaving the Tories with not a single council it was defending last night.
Protest parties are doing well today.
I know that.
It is disappointing.
All down to a howl from the electorate which the big parties can no longer ignore.
Conservative and Labour may give it loads of this.
They do nothing.
The British people are awakening.
The British people have had enough.
The British people are ready for a different type of politics, like something we've never seen before.
Now, can Nigel Farage bring that about?
Let me know in the comments and chat what you think about it.
Many people believe in it.
Many people think that Tommy Robinson should not be behind bars for contempt of court.
Let me know what you think about that in the comments and chat.
Whatever's going on, whether it's the refusal to have an inquiry into the rape gangs, the agricultural scandal, If farmers across Britain are in protest or Facebook posters being banged up in jail, the UK is in disarray.
What will happen next and how will Keir Starmer lean into his personal resources as a human being and come up with solutions?
Do you think he's got it in his locker?
These results, I could stand here and say opposition parties always do well in elections like this.
We successfully defended three mayoralties and, of course, Runcorn was very, very close.
All of that is true.
I would say that Runcorn was very close and we defended three mayoralties.
We got mayors coming here.
We got mayors coming there.
We are doing ever so well, aren't we?
Do you recognise that type of politics where politicians reinterpret reality for you?
This is actually quite a good night.
I'm pleased as punch.
I'm tickled pink.
I'm smiling from ear to ear.
Here, not since me last AIDS test have I felt any better.
You know what I've done.
Straight down the billy pipe where it went.
Little whiff of it.
Turns out I'm AIDS-free.
Dunno how, the way I live me life.
But I don't want to give that standard answer.
I want to respond by saying, I get it.
Get it.
I'm a radical.
I'm making real moves.
I'll show you.
We were elected in to deliver change.
We've begun that.
Waiting lists are coming down three.
If you're American, I'm so sorry that British politics seem so tedious and boring that you have to sit and listen to these bureaucrat, dullard, pen, pusher, poindexters chatting about all sorts of crap, emptying themselves out, grey, insipid, off-milk smell to the politics of our age.
But it's coming to an end.
The British people are sick and tired of it.
The British people are awakening.
The British people no longer trust their media.
They don't want to pay their licence fees anymore.
They don't want mass migration on a scale.
They want to live in cohesive communities.
They want to worship and revere the God of their own understanding.
And they want, above all else, their voices to be heard.
Wages are going up faster than prices.
It's hugely important for people in a cost-of-living crisis.
And interest rates are coming down, which for mortgage holders is hugely important.
It's really good, actually.
See, the mortgage costs are coming down.
Things are saying bloody-tastic.
Two thumbs up for me.
One up here, and one up there.
It's really amazing to me when politicians stand and lie to your face like that.
Have a look at Keir Starmer's ex-feed.
It's just post after post.
I respect the firemen.
I respect the farmers.
British people respect VE Day.
It's just like the auto-typing AI chat of an appara-cheek or backroom staffer churning out crap.
Then do yourself a favour and look at the comments.
Fuck off gear, fuck off gear, fuck off gear.
It's just endless.
We've never had a leader this unpopular.
And this is the country of Tony Blair and Margaret Thatcher.
The message I take away from these results is we must deliver that change even more quickly.
we must go even further.
We're moving like grease lightning, go grease lightning, I'm bloody well up the stairs, I'll get the money, I'll get the bleating money, oh grease lightning, I need another AIDS test, write down my PO, write down my bloody PO.
I believe for some time that's the case.
What I keep referencing is he made a big deal of having an AIDS test.
I did an HIV test.
It's really simple.
Sorry, just to contextualise that.
Look along the bottom.
Russell Brand in court.
Okay.
Hey, we've got time and money for this, have we?
Yeah, no, we'd better look into that.
You mean this popular online reporter that's criticised this during COVID and all our decisions during war, then all of a sudden some publicly funded organisations and corrupt media organisations do four years of investigation?
Yes, listen, I've had an AIDS test for you!
It's not for me to defend myself in the court of public opinion.
I'll be doing that in an actual court.
But I'm very grateful to my friend Tucker Carlson who posted this.
Russell Brand was once a famous left-wing actor That's not even a joke.
Last month, British prosecutors charged Brand with rape and sexual assault.
None of the charges are backed by hard evidence.
All of them supposedly took place more than 20 years ago, one of them in the 1990s.
The entire case is transparently political and absurd.
A near identical replay of the fake rape charges authorities brought against Julian Assange 15 years ago.
go.
He goes on to say some other rather lovely things about me and I feel that it would be remiss of me not to make absolutely clear that I don't put myself in the same category as Julian Assange, a brilliant, brilliant journalist and a fantastic man who made incredible sacrifices.
Almost by accident I found myself in the position because of you, because of your loyalty as viewers, reporting on stories that turned out to be true, whether it's the nature of Rishi Sunak's relationship with Moderna.
The way that Pfizer were concealing information from us, the potential impact of vaccines.
So...
I suppose, inadvertently, I found myself in a comparable space to Julian Assange, but whilst I thank Tucker Carlson for that very flattering comparison, Julian Assange stands alone, and hopefully he'll be alone spending 11 years in prison without trial.
Fingers crossed, eh?
Now, Nigel Farage is the leader of reform, and if there is a British MAGA movement, it centres around Nigel Farage, and whether you like him or not, you have to acknowledge that he has been steadfast with his principles when it comes to Britain leaving the EU, an anti-migration position, and one of traditionalism and patriotism, which it seems increasingly is resonating with the British public.
He appeared on a British TV show, Good Morning Britain, which I guess is like Regis and Cathy or whatever.
Just a sort of soft-cell, soapy TV show where all of its former hosts have to leave because of weird stuff.
No, let's not get into that.
Here he is, being somewhat raked over the coals, as I understand.
And we're a party that says young men coming to Britain illegally across the channel should not be allowed to stay and it's extraordinary that in Runcorn alone there are 750 of them.
But you've kind of whipped up that anti-migration sentiment.
It's not "migration", it's "illegal immigrant".
Let's get this right.
But that's not necessarily the...
It's interesting to see the biases.
You've sort of whipped up.
You've whipped that up.
It's not illegal.
Faraj knows his onions, as we say in the UK.
He's not talking about immigration.
He's talking about illegal immigration.
If something's against the law, then I guess we should enforce those laws, shouldn't we?
Or change those laws?
Let me know what you think in the comments and chat.
Necessarily the distinction that people who are voting are making, because some of those who were talking to me yesterday...
Do you see the subtle implication that you're stupid there?
People that are voting are not making that distinction.
Have you learned to read that kind of comment yet?
Have you learned to read it?
They think you're stupid.
Well, the British people don't know.
They just, as soon as they hear you say we want to control migration, they immediately march into the street and attack a corner shop owned by Pakistani second-generation migrants.
British people are brilliant, beautiful, loving, robust.
Great sense of humour.
Brave.
Lay their life down for what they believe in.
There's no one quite like the British.
But the fact of the matter is, we've been lied to, subjugated, misled for such a long time by fools in the legacy media.
And I, as a celebrity, have participated in that in the past.
Because, guess what?
You can't be a celebrity unless, to some degree or another, you are convenient and useful to the agenda of the powerful.
You heard it here first.
Either you just appear in their big tent marquee movie releases, or you're just...
One of the lesser pantheon that can be pushed forward to be a mouthpiece for a particular agenda or mindless distraction.
Delete as appropriate.
But here we see the nub.
When people get near power, they will be attacked.
Nigel Farage, by the way, he's had his bank account shut down and all sorts of weird, shady, illegal stuff.
He's been lied about and attacked.
As I keep reiterating, he's not a person that I've always gotten well with, but what I believe in is integrity, authenticity, and I actually believe in democracy and free speech.
And when people start to use those principles, whether it's free speech, transparency, authenticity, holding up a mirror to power, telling truth to power, if that don't go their way, you better believe as quick as lightning.
Working class people don't understand the news.
They shouldn't have flags up outside the house.
White fan, man, they're all racist.
There's your true colours.
They're living in streets here.
They're living in streets here.
I mean, you know, hotels may be emptying, but houses of multiple occupancy are here to be seen in street after street, and people resent it.
And you know what?
If your alarm clock goes off at 5 o 'clock in the morning, you go off and work for 10, 12 hours on the building site, and the tax you're paying goes up every year, and you think part of my money is going for these people to walk into this country and live for free, you do feel there's a sense of unfairness.
Some of those I was speaking to yesterday, they weren't making that distinction.
One, for example, talked about You must even actually see Nigel Farage being able to handle himself like that.
Keir Starmer can't have those kind of conversations.
You've all seen the clips where, when it was fashionable to say that gender fluidity ought be respected, and there's certainly an argument for that socially between us all as human beings, he couldn't tell you whether or not there was a woman.
What's a woman?
Oh, well, I know them.
What's those with the jellies on their chests?
Oh, I've seen them before in my dirty books.
Oh, I'll have a look at those.
That's what...
I have to have an AIDS test every couple of months because I love the wash notes.
He can't have a conversation on the news live.
Of course he can't.
He's got too much to hide.
Nigel Farage, whether you like him or not, he can chat normal on the TV.
Me, if it was up to me, and I know that it isn't, Nigel Farage would ally with people like, say, George Galloway, Jeremy Corbyn, to create a truly populist anti-establishment movement.
You lot should start thinking in that kind of way, by the way, getting across the divide, getting across those categories, and thinking about who are the true and authentic anti-establishment voices in the UK, because those are the voices you can trust, not the people that are trying to destroy them.
As having come from abroad, as being a migrant.
No, his father came as an asylum seeker, actually.
But he was born here?
No, he was born here, yeah.
And are you sure that your voters are making that distinction between...
I think our voters know what's right and what's wrong.
Absolutely.
Your voters are racists.
They're stupid.
And it's them that should be deported.
It's them that should leave the country.
Round them up like we tried to in the Covid.
Get them into internment camps.
They do not love the...
They're grandmothers.
Get the jab!
Get the jab!
They use compassion to augur fascism.
Have you recognised the pattern yet?
The continual insults levelled at...
Farage and reform voters makes me want to vote for him.
And it's quite interesting.
I mean, the last general election, we had more of the black and ethnic minorities voting for us than the Liberal Democrats did.
People know what's right and what's wrong.
And coming to Britain illegally, across the English Channel, I promise you, it was an issue that damaged the Conservatives.
It will finish Labour in the north of England.
Do you think that Sarah Pochin's going to help you with your woman problem?
Because not very many women vote Reform UK, do they?
Not true.
You've got a woman problem.
You've got a woman problem.
I'm a woman.
I'm your problem.
You've got a woman problem.
Not true.
At the general election, it was 58-42 male-female.
Okay?
Since the general election, all of our growth share, it's been 50-50.
Okay, but under 20% of your candidates in these elections are women.
Well, people who stand, you know, we're a very new party.
People who stand, people who don't.
So what?
You know, so what anymore with all of this stuff?
What you actually want is to weedle out the corrupt bureaucratic liars in institutions of media and politics, commerce and corporations.
You want them gone.
You don't want to be worried too much about whether anyone's got a boob tube or a wasp name, a minky mix or an Uncle Mike.
Those things aren't important anymore.
In fact, some of them I just made up on the spot.
One minute they're telling you there's no such thing as a woman.
Next minute they're telling you you don't have enough women in your party.
Which is it?
Well, whichever one will help us win the argument we're trying to have while we unconsciously support the agenda of the powerful, which we don't even understand we're doing because we don't have any principles, because we don't believe in God, because we only believe in mammon, because we only believe in rationalism, we call it.
But that just means discourse, sophistry and causistry, creating arguments that benefit us.
Nigel Farage, man, I've got to tell you...
Whether you like him or not, whether you have a history of arguing with him, as I literally personally do or not, he's better than them by a country mile.
If you are a farmer, if you live in a city, whether you're a Muslim, black, gay, wherever you are, Nigel Farage, you can rely on that dude to tell the truth.
He might be backed in financial ways that I don't fully understand, but he's a much better deal than any of that mob.
How dare you say I've got a woman problem?
Well, I mean, I think some people objected to you saying...
For example, that women don't sacrifice enough in the workplace, for example?
No, I said more women tend to put family above work, and men tend to be more selfish, is what I said.
They're relying on their own evidence.
Do you remember when you said that women were all stupid and lazy?
Wait a minute, what could I have said that you are repurposing now?
Oh yeah, that's because I said women prioritise family.
Maybe because their primary function is to grow human beings in their stomach.
And before you declare that as sexist, the function of men is to provide the sperm.
Even less important.
If you look at reality just from a biological perspective, that's it.
And if you don't believe in God, that's what you do believe in.
But you used the word sacrifice, which I think upsets lots of women who feel they do make a sacrifice.
For goodness sake, you know.
Do use the word sacrifice.
That's a nice word, sacrifice.
It even rhymes with nice.
You can't trust these people.
You can't trust anything they say or anything they do.
They might be perfectly nice people.
I'm not talking about the individual.
It's like the Matrix.
She is simply an agent occupied by an ideology that is convenient to the powerful and will use her.
If they find out tomorrow that she once on the internet said something rude, she's fucking gone.
They'll get another mug up front to say those things.
Get out there and try and embarrass Nigel Farage.
Well, thankfully, he can handle himself.
Women make different choices to men, not all of them, but many do.
And men are far more selfish than women when it comes to work.
Aren't they trying to get everyone to talk real slow all the time and be real boring?
Hello!
And when I say hello, I don't mean hell is surrounded by the letter O. I just mean the old greeting, the nautical greeting that people used on ships.
Ahoy there, I mean.
Shiver me timbers.
They're just trying to sort of get us into some etymological linguistic trap continually.
And that's possible for them because they don't have any principles.
But it helps you to have a female MP now as one of your five.
Not just that, but Andrea Jenkins, or Dame Andrea Jenkins, is about to become Mayor of Greater Lincolnshire.
And you're right, of course, it will change the look of the party, Maybe that exchange is an indication that Farage could be a British Trump, because he's willing to go, yeah, yeah, you're alright, you know, like, conversational, normal.
When he's putting in pints of lager on his head and smoking fags, I never spotted all of that, that he's personable.
People are sick and tired of these dry, dirged, tedious politicians and these condescending news broadcasters.
It's like a breath of fresh air.
Although I do wonder about his breath with all that booze and fags.
He left when you said migrants should be put in tents.
That's good enough for France.
That should be good enough for them too.
Do you think that's a divisive way of conducting politics?
I think it's what the majority and the silent majority think.
That's what you think of migrants.
Well, illegal migrants.
People come here illegally.
They should be put in tents like they do in France.
People seeking asylum should also be put in tents?
Well, I think genuine asylum seekers, you know, like Ukraine, etc.
That's a different matter.
And then you also accused one candidate.
She said you were parachuted in and you made a comment about her South African accent.
What did you mean by that?
What I meant is, how can they say I've been parachuted in when I spent most of my...
Just stick it up for South African accents.
Have you ever heard of South African?
Listen, okay, right, I will tell you in 15 minutes, you better be in sight of death.
Listen, people with South African accents, they go through hell.
How can you be so cruel about the most mellifluous and beautiful of the accents?
South African accent!
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more beautiful!
It's not really, like, almost objectively not a nice accent.
That's not to say that South Africans aren't good at cricket and rugby and being humans.
It's just like...
You know, come on.
Someone's saying something about an accent.
Aren't we all a bit bored of this crap by now?
Life in Lincolnshire.
School college.
Why mention the accent, sorry?
Because the irony of saying someone's being parachuted in who's not even from the country.
I mean, I...
Yeah, good point.
Good point, innit?
Good point.
Fuck off.
Went to school, college, university, so I think...
So someone who's got an accent can't be from this county.
That's what I meant to say.
Yeah, thank you.
You've really helped me there.
Sorry, I meant to say no mum with an accent should be allowed to do anything ever.
Yeah, thank you.
You've really helped me clarify.
And you're clearly not trying to manipulate this story in order to create division and hatred.
We can totally trust the news.
I think, actually, I'm not even going to answer any more of your questions.
I think that your questioning is quite divisive.
You're looking into things when it was...
A little play with words.
It was a little joke because of the irony.
Do you not understand irony?
The only reason I'm asking is...
No, the only reason I'm asking is because I'm trying to start an argument and I won't rest to everyone who hates each other.
Then we people that work in media can keep our nice offices and keep pretending to be nice people when all we actually do is shit on working class people and spread hatred everywhere and then collect a paycheck for it even though legacy media is dying because people are waking up to the fact that it's completely empty and hollow and carrying the agenda of the powerful.
Oh, man, what an...
Whatever happens with Nigel Farage and the Reform Party, ain't it a relief just to hear people talking normal?
No, it isn't!
I'd like to hear more self-evident accents, and don't you ever criticize it, not even as a joke!
Or Nelson Mandela's world like that.
You can't do that!
You can't do that!
That's racist!
Well, South Africa was a little bit racist for a while.
How dare you?
How dare you bring up the past?
How dare you?
We're the ones that bring up the past when it's suitable to us and change it and manipulate it if convenient.
The UK is quietly revolting.
I mean that.
In a positive way.
People have had enough of lying media.
People have had enough of institutions being used as weapons.
People have had enough of a political class that clearly hates them.
They're awakening to it now.
The only people that support these institutions are the people that benefit from things staying the same.
And with Britain in decline, there are less and less of them these days.
But that's just what I think.
Why don't you let me know what you think in the comments and chat.
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I've got a video about phones here.
Oh yeah, phones.
Well, tell me why this has come to your attention and what you want to say about it.
Well, I just saw this thing going around on YouTube, and it was like a 2001 news report on the BBC, so it's always fun to look back at those.
Luke, don't put your sunglasses on.
It's too late.
It was a decision that had to be made.
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I'm joking.
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Let's keep the band together, man.
Let's not let it get torn apart like Cybertruck or Washington DC or many of the other challenges this little group has endured.
Not to mention rape charges, man.
That's no picnic.
Okay, so, hey, what are you saying about these?
This is an advert from 2001, is it, Masi?
No, it's an old news report from 2001 where they just introduced picture messaging for the first time.
And it's just fun to look back and see what the temperature was like back then with like text messages.
And they're talking about picture messages come through and cameras that can take photographs.
And there's just no idea what's around the corner, like 9-11 and then the iPhone and then all the shit that we've got now.
So just fun to look back and then consider just how much the world has changed.
So let's have a look at this 2001 news report where cameras have phones on them.
I wish I'd had one then because some of my charges are older than this.
Now, the craze for sending text messages shows no sign of abating.
In fact, last month, people in Britain sent over...
There's a craze!
It's text messages!
Think of that as a craze now.
Isn't that ridiculous?
Communicating.
It's the craze that's sweeping the nation.
Emojis.
Everyone's got one.
One's meant to be a dick.
Another one's some sperm.
The young people are doing it on a peach.
Have you seen it?
Red love heart instead of writing love.
Heart in the eyes.
A cat covering its face.
What will we do?
In other news, Jeffrey Epstein's a great guy.
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Let's hope no one's got picture phones there.
Back to you in the studio, Jimmy Savile.
This month, people in Britain sent over a billion of them.
But now a new generation of phones is about to hit the streets, and these handsets can send not only text...
The streets?
Is he trying to be cool?
New generation of phones is trying to hit the streets, baby.
Text, but take and send pictures as well, as Rory Keflin Jones now explains.
When you want to be at the forefront and vanguard of technology, you look no further than Rory Keflin Jones, a man who sounds like he was born a million years ago.
They don't even know that it's bad for children.
It goes directly to a child.
All the kids are having phones.
Why don't you keep this next to your testicles?
Why don't you open your scrotum with a pair of scissors and put your phone inside there to keep it cool?
At the school gate on the way home, all of your political leaders and celebrities clamouring for a new kiddie.
On the way home, evidence of the text messaging craze is everywhere.
The phone makers never expected it to take off.
It was teenagers who decided this was the way to keep in touch.
I send about 15 a day.
I send about 20 because I just love texting people.
Oh, God.
The innocence, the beauty, these beautiful little British kids, man.
I send 20 texts a day.
I send 15 texts a day.
So lovely, man.
I suppose when it says, come as little children, that's when you realise, oh, God, we've got to fight.
Children are so beautiful.
These kids, what are they now?
That was the moment where innocence was just lost, I think, right there on camera.
It was.
It's satanic.
I mean, I'm going to go back and look at Revelations and see if there's anything I can translate as get everyone to carry handphones around.
I just love texting people.
But with mobile phone sales expected to prove disappointing this Christmas, the industry is desperate for a new gimmick.
This could be it.
Next year, phones with cameras built in will arrive in the shops.
The idea is that wherever you are, at Buckingham Palace or on the bus home...
You could be in either of those places.
A bus...
Or outside Buckingham Palace, you working-class scum, you can take a photograph of what your taxes has paid for, whether it was the bus or, actually, Buckingham Palace, using a phone that you will additionally pay for, and then we will ultimately surveil and spy on.
And if you text anything naughty on that in 10, 20 years' time or so, we will jail you for those text messages.
That's dystopian Britain, Keir Starmer's dream, coming to you from the recent past.
You can send your friends or family a photo with a message attached.
It brings a whole new dimension to the mobile phone industry.
Yes, it's probably of your cock or your tits.
That's the way all technology ultimately ends up being deployed.
...into the mobile phone industry, allowing people to take images, send them, and for people to receive not just colour images, but also text and audio as a message.
The whole mobile phone industry is desperately hoping that in a year or so we'll all be sending these kind of messages.
Even now we're spending over £100 million a month just on text messages, and this could be an even bigger money spinner.
Sending a picture will cost two or three times as much as an ordinary text message.
Not everyone's convinced it's the next big thing.
The takeoff of texting did surprise a lot of people, but picture texting is something, again, it needs a lot more network capacity.
And I think you've got to persuade all your friends to pay hundreds of pounds for this piece of kit if you're going to use it at all.
So I think we're a little way off seeing picture texting becoming a mass market thing just yet.
They once told us it was good to talk, but mobile phone networks saddled with big debts know their profits now depend on persuading us that a picture is worth a thousand words.
Oh man, they did all that just to get to that cliche.
How extraordinary.
In 20 years time, what will we be looking back in awe and wonder?
I pray...
That his kingdom come.
I'll probably be looking back and saying, look, things were getting pretty dicey for a minute there.
We've created a global tyranny, total surveillance, total censorship, and total cruelty.
But we stopped it just in the nick of time by reaching back into the ancient past, the eternal present, and recognising the almighty power of Jesus Christ.
Massey, though, you're a pretty committed atheist.
What was it about this that made you...
Why did you want to have a look at it?
I just think it's amazing how much, like, mobile phones have changed, like, everything.
Especially, like, people weren't on the internet until mobile phones came along.
They were, but they weren't constantly, like, online.
It was just me and a few of my geeky friends who got online in the 90s who were online all the time.
When I went to America in 2008, I went for a Future of Web Apps conference with my old job.
That's how geeky I was back then.
And my friend with me had an iPhone and I didn't.
Eight years later, so that was when...
Obama came into power.
Eight years later...
It was Trump's election and everyone had iPhones.
So it went from 50% of geeks having iPhones and being on the internet all night to like grandparents, grandchildren being online all night.
And people wonder where like Trump and all this madness kind of came from.
And if you think about those kids there at school, imagine saying to those guys on the news, oh, don't worry, in like 15, 20 years time, through that little device you've got there, you're about to start your own pornography like career when you come out of school.
And it's now like a pipeline to OnlyFans.
It's crazy how much that technology is shit.
Change the world.
Yeah, and in a way, for me, it helps me to acknowledge that when you equate technology with solutions, unless it's alloyed to a clear ideology and timeless principles, it will tend towards subjugation.
And I'm not going to pull back from saying Satanism.
In the end, progress progresses via the idea of mankind's supreme power to Luciferianism because of our inability to acknowledge our control.
Our continual fallenness, our brokenness, that anything in our hands will service our brokenness unless it's in the service of God.
But I don't want to drag the vibe down.
Not when we've got Luke in some lovely sunglasses and Isaac poised to bring up, yep, that's right, anti-Semitism.
Why this week is it that everyone's an anti-Semite, Isaac?
What have we done now that wasn't enough?
What genocide do we have to support this week to not be anti-Semites?
According to Dave Portnoy, who has a bar in Philadelphia, apparently two of his employees allowed for there to be a sign that was put up in the bar.
When they do bottle service, they come out with a sign that has, like, happy birthday, whatever, or whatever they want to say.
But this one said, fuck the Jews.
And, well, as you can imagine, Dave Portnoy being a Jewish business owner didn't take too kindly to his employees allowing that to happen.
So instead of it saying like happy anniversary or something innocuous, it says fuck the juice.
Remember when you could get Coke cans or Nikes where you can get an individual message on it and you want to say like, Coke kills you or F off or the N-word or whatever.
They won't let you personalize to that degree.
And that idea of holding up a sign is meant to be within limits.
Let's have a look at Dave Portney versus anti-Semitism.
Alright, emergency press conference time.
So I'm getting ready to go to the BET Gala.
And all of a sudden, my phone, the last hour or two, my phone's fucking blowing up.
Our bar in Philadelphia, Barstool Sampson Street, usually a great fucking bar.
You know, bottle service, people buy drinks.
You get a sign.
There was a sign yesterday that said, fuck the Jews.
I've been shaking.
I've been so fucking mad for the last two hours.
Like, I instantly got on.
This is why the emergency press conference is late, because I was so over the top.
I was like, I'm going to fucking make it my life fucking mission to ruin these people.
Like, I'm coming to your throat.
I'm never ending.
And I just sat, and for the last two hours, I have been on the trail.
Trust me, I've been on the trail.
You think I'm going to put up with this shit at my bar?
So I've been hunting down waitresses, the table who did it, and everything you can fucking name.
Because I want fucking consequences for fucking actions.
So I'm not just sitting back like, oh, what are you going to know?
Trust me.
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