Nov. 17, 2019 - Real Coffe - Scott Adams
03:40
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| Time | Text |
|---|---|
| Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. | |
| We got breaking news. | |
| Breaking news. | |
| Everybody, gather around. | |
| News is breaking. | |
| And you don't want to get here after it's all broken. | |
| Get here while it's still breaking. | |
| Hurry, hurry. | |
| We have very important news about Joe Biden. | |
| Once we get a thousand people here... | |
| I'll let you know. | |
| It goes like this. | |
| As you may have heard previously, and this has been updated, but North Korea called Joe Biden, quote, a rabid dog who should be, and I quote again, beaten to death with a stick. | |
| I thought that was real news. | |
| It turns out that is not true. | |
| The government of the United States has offered a stern rebuke to Chairman Kim. | |
| A lot of pushback. | |
| Chairman Kim, you cannot call an American citizen a rabid dog and call for him to be beaten to death and expect that our Commander-in-Chief will let that go. | |
| No. President Trump is not going to let that go just because you're running against him for president. | |
| That's not the kind of president he is. | |
| If an American is threatened by an adversary overseas, this president is going to jump in as he did with a stern rebuke, which the president, President Trump, tweeted today. | |
| And I'd like to read it to you. | |
| This is an official announcement from Donald J. Trump, President of the United States. | |
| Mr. Chairman, Joe Biden may be sleepy and very slow, but he is not a, quote, rabid dog, unquote. | |
| He is actually somewhat better than that. | |
| But I am the only one who can get you where you have to be. | |
| You should act quickly. | |
| Get the deal done. | |
| See you soon. | |
| Now that's the kind of attitude you want from your president, jumping in to defend Joe Biden. | |
| If any of you are joining us late, I'd like to dramatically read it again. | |
| From President Trump. | |
| Mr. Chairman, Joe Biden may be sleepy and very slow, but he is not a, quote, rabid dog, unquote. | |
| He is actually somewhat better than that. | |
| But I am the only one who can get you where you have to be. | |
| You should act quickly. | |
| Get the deal done. | |
| See you soon. So, I'm happy that the President, this time, finally decided to back Joe Biden, a good American. | |
| And I wanted to share that with you. | |
| What about our sip? | |
| Somebody's asking. Well, you must have missed that already. | |
| I just wanted to bring you this breaking news. | |
| I have nothing else to say. |
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