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Aug. 5, 2019 - Roosh V - Daryush Valizadeh
28:43
Babylon Road #7 - Madison, Wisconsin River Road, Minneapolis
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Chicago is all done, so now I'm on my way to Minneapolis.
But first, I have to get through Wisconsin.
I have a couple things to say about Madison, Wisconsin.
When I first came into this city, I went to the supermarket.
It's called Pick and Save.
And I needed a bonus card.
It's a fighter jet.
So I needed a bonus card to save 30 cents.
And a young female, she helped me.
And to fill out the form, I had to put my address, my birth date, my social security number on and on.
And then when I wrote the state that I'm originally from, I just said, I'm from out of town.
And then she started peppering me with all these questions: where I'm from, what am I doing here?
And I said, I'm doing a massive five-month road trip.
And her eyes popped out of her skull.
And I remember that look, that's a look of a woman who is at that moment emotionally attracted.
And if I was a fornicator like I used to be, I would know how to harness that, how to get to know her better, how to get her phone number.
But in this case, I did not do it.
But it gave me the impression that the women of Wisconsin are a little bit naive.
They maybe haven't lived in the big cities, so they don't haven't been experienced to a worldly man in his multiple stories and experiences and STDs.
Then I went into the downtown area, and let me tell you, the homelessness here is insane.
Crawling with homeless.
Madison makes New Haven, Connecticut, which had a homeless problem, look like a Disneyland.
And a lot of the homeless were young, too.
They weren't disabled.
They had a lot of travel bags.
It seemed like they were on their way to be homeless somewhere else.
As you saw, there was a Starbucks that had to close its upstairs due to the homeless going up there and shooting up drugs.
So it's weird.
I mean, you look on the map, there's some lakes, water, you think, wow, this is going to be a beautiful place, but no.
When you're in the center, I mean, the unfortunate stench of the homelessness, it surrounds you.
And I just wanted to wonder which Protestant churches are feeding these homeless three meals a day to attract them like a magnet to come here.
So through the act of this church charity, they're actually hurting their neighbor, hurting the people who live here, people who work here and pay their taxes here.
When I was in the Starbucks, I sat down and within a couple hours, women were sitting next to me, one after the other.
A couple of them were very, very good-looking.
I could have done an approach without any effort.
And then I walked around, and let me tell you, the amount of good-looking girls was very surprising.
There was a lot of them.
And what's weird is, it's not that they were hot, but they were in that sweet spot in the six to seven range that makes them sexually attractive enough to take to bed.
And this is where the temptation becomes a problem because I'm not tempted if you surround me with models, with rich women with a million followers on Instagram.
No, the temptation is cute girls who look like they would be easy.
And the last, is that a fighter jet?
That is a commercial gym.
Lastly, the Wisconsin males are so weak.
Soy boys non-stop.
It's strange.
I didn't see this in Ohio, Indiana, or Illinois, but Wisconsin has weak men.
The soy boy meme must have originated here.
I hate to use this phrase, but their faces are very punchable.
They're talking to you like, dude, must not be violent.
No, I don't want to hurt anybody, but it's like they make a statement within the intonation of a question, like they're so unsure, like, dude, grab your balls, man.
So now you're seeing the surplus of good-looking girls and the soy boy-ness of the men, so the low competition of the men.
What does that remind me of?
Poland.
This is Madison, Wisconsin, is like a mini Poland where you have it just liberal enough to make the women easy, but not so liberal that the women are fat and ugly.
There are that.
There are those girls here, but a lot of them are good-looking.
Plus, weak male competition.
If I were a fornicator, which I'm not, I would consider moving here.
In fact, if I found this place before going to Poland, I wouldn't have needed to go to Poland.
There's the University of Wisconsin right here.
If I lived here, I would have to direct all my spiritual willpower in not sleeping with these girls because even without trying, I was just here for a day.
Even without trying, the girls are there.
And they're aching for just a little bit of the masculinity.
They look too.
They look.
I'm an old dude, but they look at me because they're dying over here.
These girls are, where are all the men?
And the soy boys here are, man, they need to man up here.
I don't know if they're drinking too much of that milk or eating cheese, but the men here, there's something wrong with them.
The women are craving it.
But that's enough talk about that.
You know, unfortunately, I did look with my eyes.
I did receive pleasure from looking at the girls here, and that's not good.
So, but I'm only here for a day, so it stops at the looks.
And now it's time to go before I'm tempted further.
Garden boy here.
I went to Olbrich Garden.
Dicked out in my bird watching gear.
But there were no birds.
There was a cardinal.
A lot of butterflies.
The garden, I have some complaints about it.
There's a lot of people, a lot of concrete paths.
I think dirt paths would have been better.
And it's right next to a major road.
I can't enjoy the garden if I hear trucks.
So this garden is not as good as Chanticleer Garden in Wayne, Pennsylvania.
That garden is still on my mind.
If you have the opportunity to go to Chanticleer, you should go.
But this garden was still a good break.
I needed it.
I can tell I was building some tension from too much time in the cities.
It's been over a week since I did a nature enjoyment session.
but now I can feel a little bit calmer now.
Yeah.
I am in La Crosse, Wisconsin.
I just had a picnic and I got my bottle of artisan water.
It has electrolytes.
That's why I bought it.
electrolytes is what the human body needs and craves i walked around the center they They had a lot of nice signs, like these old-style stay put there, tripod.
They had a lot of old signage, like classic signs.
That was the best part, I would say.
There's still a lot of temptation here.
A very attractive female gave me sustained eye contact.
So, this is a dangerous place.
In addition, two other girls made slight overtures to wanting to get to know me.
Something about Wisconsin.
The women here are very thirsty.
Perhaps I am what they crave, but unfortunately, I cannot satisfy their craving at this point in my life.
I would say that La Crosse is more of a livable city.
It's not distorted by all the students.
It's pretty calm, quaint.
So I enjoyed my time here.
Now before I go, let me get some healthy water.
I'm going to take a sip.
I can almost taste the electrolytes.
onward.
I took
route 35 north from La Crosse, Wisconsin.
This is known as the Wisconsin River Road and it goes along the Mississippi.
And the road itself is okay.
I mean, it's nothing spectacular, but I decided to take one of these scenic overlook exits.
And you can see, and no one's here.
And it has been the most profitable bird-watching session I have ever done.
I have identified six different birds.
There were American bald eagles, there were indigo bruntings or indigo buntings with the blue stripe, eastern bluebirds, American robins, which you see everywhere.
There was a hairy woodpecker.
So who would have thought that just this road stop would not only yield birds but a great view and it's quiet.
No one is here.
So you go to a park or a garden, there's a lot of people.
But this scenic overlook in the middle of nowhere that's not on the map turned out to be one of my most enjoyable visits yet.
So, you know, I think you have to look for these is keep your eyes open because now everyone is so directed by what the app says, by what the navigation says, or the trip advisor, that everyone is getting funneled to the same spots.
So here this dinky scenic overlook has given me the most amount of joy that I have experienced in a long time.
God bless.
I remember when I was 13 years old and the Mall of America opened, and I wish that I could be in such a mall.
Why did I have to live so far from the biggest mall in the United States, which it isn't anymore?
But now finally at 40 years old, I could realize my dream.
And my dream was more like a nightmare because this is just a mall.
It's not even a good-looking mall.
It's nothing special about it.
It's ugly.
It's just full of junk.
Just a lot of junk.
There's a theme park in the middle.
That's it.
But I did find a straw hat for $6.99.
That's going to go along well with my Bird Watcher micro-identity.
Other than that, I bought two cookies for $4.
And I admit they were rather tasty, but you don't have to drive all the way down or up here to Minnesota.
And I'll say this: if there's ever a terrorist attack in Minnesota, it's going to be there.
I mean, come on, there's no other target here.
So I, you know, I was looking around.
Is that guy the terrorist bomber?
But I know people are looking at me thinking the same thing.
Oh, this bearded dude, he's definitely a terrorist.
I'm not.
But that mall doesn't deserve to get blown up.
It doesn't.
But if that mall disappeared, oh, by the way, there was a sign that said no guns allowed.
Great.
Why don't you just announce to the terrorist bombers and the terrorist shooters that you can go there and you're not going to see any resistance?
I mean, that's just dumb.
Put up a gun-free zone sign, and you might as well say, kill us now.
I got
you.
Okay, maybe not.
One girl
gets the other one.
And they have this one, it's like every other house in the world.
It's been every other house in the house.
Minneapolis women are not very classy.
In two different hotels...
I saw them walking barefoot in the lobby eating sandwiches.
They are very loud.
They were getting drunk.
I was like, wow, this is very different from Wisconsin.
Wisconsin girls are special, but Minnesota girls, at least in Minneapolis, they were quite different here.
It could be the big city effect.
The big city's corrupt, so there was some female corruption here.
I booked a hotel venue for my talk directly across from a gay disco.
If you're from this area, it was called 90s gay or gay 90s.
That was a fitting metaphor for the tour so far.
I could literally point to the gay disco from the conference room because the door of the conference room was open
After the lecture was done, I went to a bar in the downtown area and what a contrast it was of old white people sitting at the bar trying to enjoy a drink and right behind this old couple were some vibrant men gambling with dice at the bar table, loudly saying words such as, nigga this,
nigga that about who was going to win the bet.
I must stress how loud they were.
And right beside them was this old white couple trying to have a beer.
I wanted to look at them and smile and say, you lost the country.
Huh, the country is gone.
I don't have a lot more to say about this place.
It's just a generic, somewhat generic place.
Not in, it's not bad.
There's still you.
You got the homeless people.
You got people getting drunk.
A lot of people warned me that hey Roosh, there's a lot of Africans here.
So I was ready to see Africa.
People who tell me that haven't been to Washington DC.
We got you beat.
Washington DC has you beat.
We have way more Africans than what you guys got.
Maybe you're you're hiding your Somalines in a little zone, but we got way more.
You don't have to go to this special area in DC to see all of the Africans there.
So sorry Minneapolis, we got you beat.
DC is better.
We got better Africans.
We got Ethiopian girls.
You can't beat that Ethiopian girls.
They are Christian and pretty.
I may have to marry one if I go back there, but other than that, the event went well.
About 40 people showed up, which is more than I thought.
More readers of mine than I thought that live here, so that went great.
And next up is Denver.
I'm going to cut across South Dakota and get down there next Saturday.
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